Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Sha’Carri Richardson Qualifies for the Milk Crate Olympics ft. Brendan Schaub

Episode Date: August 24, 2021

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What's up everybody and welcome to the Flagrant 2 podcast. We're recording this because of Hurricane Henry out of the illustrious Thick Boy Studios in Calabasas, California. I'm sitting here with the one and only, the Thick Boy himself. We got Brendan Shaw in the motherfucking building. Thank you so much for taking us in. We are hurricane victims. You are.

Right now, we're stranded. We're refugees. We are refugees. There's really no difference between us and an Afghan baby handed to a soldier. Henry, Taliban, same shit. It's the exact same shit. I'm here. I got Alex Meade.

I got Mark Gagnon in the building. We got the truffle. Miles is even here. And then you got a skinny boy. That's Kyle boy we call you twink boy we got twink boys just like the taliban up here no women this is nobody working you're not even allowed to have your social media this is brendan Listen, Brendan said to me, can we say this? I want no part. I want no part.

How's that whiskey, bro? Too good. Too good. It's absolutely delicious. I told you it's heavy proof there, man. It's 100 proof. We out here, bro. Listen, you know, Shaw was just about to sound off on Sha'Carri Richardson, man. You know what I mean?

What's the deal what do you think what do you think the issue is there what's going on huh listen she she's a she's a very attractive lady i'm actually a fan but i thought it was weird like did you see the nipple piercings no really what oh she a freak am i making you're thinking of Cuomo. Oh, that's right. Cuomo. Cuomo. My bad. Yeah, yeah. But with her, right? So she makes this big fuss about smoking weed, right?

Yeah. Whether it's performance enhance or not, you're the one that did it. You know the rules. Yeah. So you got to live with what they gave to you. And then she was like, damn. And then everyone's like, this is such a shame. She should have been a race.

And the whole time, I know a little about track. I'm like, well, she wouldn't even finish the top five. So you knew that going into it? I figured everybody i was gassed up i thought she was the fastest woman on the planet i even said it on the podcast i was like i said it on the podcast i was like the fastest woman got hustled so i had mad jamaicans in the dms like what the fuck you talking about what are you talking about boy the jamaicans were like what yeah and then you know they did this whatever fontaine classic yeah she got lit up. And still talked shit.

Yeah, she was like, I'm the sixth fastest woman ever. She had beats by Dre. And even Dre was like, damn, man. It's like, how did you not look into this? Yeah. Yeah, it's weird because, like, running is one of those sports where I don't think you can have a bad day like that. No, you're fast, you're fast. Yeah, it's just like you're running.

Yeah. You know, I understand, like, basketball,, like maybe there's something off with your shot, but like running is just running. Like that's the one thing you can control. Exactly. Right. It's like if you're injured, you can't run. But if you're not injured, you don't run a second slower.

And then also everyone's like, right. Then, Mark, why are you looking at me like I'm saying something? But people said people say the running is more technical than that. And what is what you just run. She's running a straight line. Yeah, well, you got to come off the block with power. You got to have your timing right. You got to have your stride right. Keep talking.

I read it on Reddit, okay? They said that's how you win. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What? I want you to keep explaining running because as you explain it, you're going to lose confidence in your game. No, no, no, no.

Yeah, yeah. It's just putting one leg in front of the glass. Every Olympic sport is extremely technical. Not every Olympicic sport how do you not running is extremely technical is not technical at all it's just running you're either fast you're not fast how much you think usain bolt really trained a lot no a lot you ever see him run the 40 when he was at the combine they're like hey will you run he's like i really don't want him i'm like seven beers deep like just run a 40 he's in sweats and shit he's's like, all right, let me try it out. Ran like a 3.9.

There you go. Wow. Didn't even warm up. Like, it was like, all right. That's what years of technique and training will do, I guess. Yeah. Or it's just boring. That's what it is, Mark.

That's what it is. Technique and training. Okay? So, Sha'Carri comes in ninth. And what I was pissed off about is she, like, dropped out of the 200. Did you guys see that? This. Yeah. Yeah. That's some soft shit. Just say you're injured. And what I was pissed off about Is she like dropped out of the 200 Did you guys see that? This Yeah

That's some soft shit Just say you're injured Fake an injury Like remember Michael Johnson Remember Michael Johnson The runner He had the gold cleats and shit Yeah long neck

What was it? I call him long neck Why you call him long neck? He had a really long neck Michael Johnson? Yeah he had a long neck Look him up No he had a long neck dog

It's pretty long So we got video? Yeah Hell yeah we got video Hold on we gotta look at this He was going for his long neck i don't know if he was long neck that's that white kid is like a meme there's also that guy there's that guy but he wasn't fast okay let's see this guy's he had a neck on him do a wall running yeah i show up i don't think he had a long neck at all shop he had a very short neck yeah no look at his neck there look at no no go up

yeah look at his neck right there that's not a long neck for you that's a long neck i'm pushing here i'm reaching are you going down the one with the long you tell me that's it yo i'll say i'll say it's long if you say running's technical okay if you bail me out i'll bail you out all right let's go dude that's a long ass. I'm imagining that like some tribal woman with the rings around her fucking shoulders. But not this. This is a regular ass neck. Hey, I want to remember Michael. Long neck.

I remember Michael Johnson. No, no, no. Did you just made something up right now? Yeah. You said I used to call him long neck. I know. I made that up. There's no way.

I've never referred to him as Mr. Long Neck. Yeah. I've never, ever called him Mr. Long Neck. I don't know where that came from. Anyway, that dude, I think he was like He raced some guy In the 150 It was like Who's gonna be the fastest person

On the planet And once he found out That the guy was smoking him He just pulled up With like a hammy Yeah No dude If you wanna get out

You say mental health problems And no one Fucks with you My mental health is off So you don't have any Any empathy For mental health bro Zero

Zero Zero Anti-vax So you don't have any empathy for mental health, bro? Zero. Zero. Zero. Anti-vax. Anti-mental health. No, I'm not anti-vax. But, bro, if you're in the Olympics. You're not anti-vax. No, I'm vaccinated, dog.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am. I'm vaccinated. The whole crew is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which one did you get? Moderna. You said Modelo?

You said Modelo, bro. I really think you said Modelo. said modelo bro i really think he said modelo describing furniture bro i got that modelo johnson johnson this is rule number one of a fake i got three of them i got i got the one where you get three shots you got the moderna yeah and that was the one okay good good good but you don't think this should be mandatory? No, you do what you want to do, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do what you want.

If you're in shape and shit. But what about going out to dinner? Like, don't you want to go out to dinner? And sometimes they say you got to get vaxxed. That's why you got vaxxed. You're allowed to do that, though. Yeah, but you're allowed to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, let me ask you this question. Are you on that fucking test right now, dude? No, what's up, dawgs? I'm juicy. This is natural or right? This is all natural. I don't know. I've been the waiting since fourth grade Oh, no, this is fourth grade is different. This is hard work dedication Because I didn't notice Mark got swole. So Mark, when we first picked him up, this was a couple years ago.

I guess he was a skinny kid, but he always had this super fatty. He has an ass on him? He's got a fucking back, bro. Prove it. Bring it out, Mark. Bring it out. That ain't bad at all. Now you got a little thing on him, bro. You got a little soccer ass.

He looked like a gymnast. Yeah, he do. You and Theo both have asses. Theo gots a tailpiece on him, ass. He looked like a gymnast. Yeah, he do. You and Theo both have asses. Theo gots a tailpiece on him, too. He does, he does. But Theo's, like, built for it. I don't know. Theo's is weird.

Theo's is like a raptor. Yeah, yeah. It looks weird. It's not weird. It almost looks fake. But his back slopes out. He's got a mullet, and it kind of goes into it. Yeah, exactly.

He's all this back-assaurus. Everything's behind him. Exactly. But so what happened is he was always kind of like thick in the legs, and then he started working out for like a year straight. Recently. Recently. And he's fucking, he's on creatine.

Is that PEDs? That's pretty much PEDs, don't you think? That's legal. You can't tell because your shirt's oversized. But you can get creatine and steak. You can get creatine and fucking swole. And it didn't motivate you motherfuckers? When one of them's getting swole?

No, why are you hating, bro? Let's go. Now you're hating. Yeah, the guy can't do one pull-up. Until he gets stronger than us, then. He had the weightlifting belt. You know those motherfuckers? He had the weightlifting belt.

No, you were the belt. No, he had the belt. And you know how it hangs so you could do like a pull-up? Yeah. He had a fucking five-pound weight hanging off him. I was doing high reps. Stop it. It wasn't even one of the circle ones.

It was one of the magenta colored ones. I was at plan of attendance. I was at plan of attendance. We started making fun of him for it, and then he started making us feel bad. He goes, well, you have to start somewhere, guys. I hate his stupid ass. Come on, bro. I'm just a give him Orlando.

I'm just trying my best All I'm saying is I think that you're both on something bro I think you're on something I expect that though Cause that's what people So you're throwing up 500 pounds I woke up like this dog

I'm like stop I don't know what to tell you bro Bro you got pecs and shit now bro Yeah I got tits dog I've always been big Since you know I've been big Remember when I thought you were Mexican I don't even think you're Mexican, bro. Bro, you got pecs and shit now, bro? Yeah, I got tits, dog. Listen. I've always been big. Since you know I've been big. Remember when I thought you were Mexican? I don't even think you're Mexican no more, dude.

What do you think I am? I don't know, but you worked out of it. You done worked out of your Mexican, bro. He's thick boy, yeah. You used to be super Mexican. Dude, that's a plus. Bro, you used to be super Mexican, and then now, I don't know. What is he?

What is he now? He's thick boy. You are thick boy. He used to be, you know, thick boy. You're thick. He used to be Don't believe a single thing no, I'm gonna say it Brennan can co-sign if I'm going to appreciate it. I'm not bleeping anything. Don't bleep a single thing. No, I'm allowed to say it? Brandon can co-sign if I'm allowed to say it. My girl's Mexican.

She is Mexican. 100% born and raised. Does she think you were? I think so. 100%. That's why I got her in the door. She's like, really? You don't speak any Spanish? I'm like, no.

Just tanning you around, Doug. All right. Just making sure. We are going to bleep all of it. Family. No, she's cool with it. She are going to bleep all of it. Family. No, she's cool with it. She's on it. Okay, make it worse.

Are you just white? Yeah, Canadian. What do you mean, just white? Look at this fucking kid. What else would he be? What else would he be? You never met an Argentinian? You know, I don't know.

I could be. You ever met a white guy with an ass? Yeah. You ever met a white guy with an ass? That's what I'm saying. I got the beat. You, motherfucker, you don't got cakes now? I got some cakeys.

Yeah, what's up, dog? But still, like, you gotta be careful throwing that S word around, dog. White guys get canceled. He's good. You're not. No, he said it. He's Puerto Rican. He's allowed to say those things.

No, he can say it. He can get what it means. I can say whatever. You can say whatever you want? No, you can't say Asian shit? Ooh, I don't know. Black people don't say Asian shit. Did you just do an accent?

Not at all. No, don't do it. You just did Asian shit Did you just do an accent And you said Not at all No don't You just How dare you He literally just went You did say that Tony Hinch That's Tim Allen

Be cool man Be cool dog Shouts to Tony bro Yeah I love Tony Tony is back bro Tony's crushing it Somehow The other dude got cancelled

Yeah cause they found out He's a fraud Yeah he's a complete fraud The whole show was set up It was awful But how funny is that Like you think that You're gonna be the counsellor And then all of a sudden Somehow the other dude got canceled. Yeah, because they found out he's a fraud. Yeah, he's a complete fraud. He's a fucking fraud. It was awful. But how funny is that? Like, you think that you're going to be the canceler, and then all of a sudden people are like, nah, you're not working here anymore. Nothing better.

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man too we're gonna do you gotta pull up if we do the garden because you played a huge part in all this you think a lot of people don't realize that you you you put me on and you put me on to joe yep you put me on out here you introduced me to like crazy amount of people when i did fighter and kid and you uh yeah you put the joe's you're the only comic where uh you're doing the main room and joe was doing a set in the or i'm like you gotta see my boy andrew he's like really like? I'm like, I'm telling you, dude. He's like a Bill Burr mix. He's like a new age Bill Burr man. He's fire. He's like, I gotta go. I'm like, dude, just give me 10 minutes. Just give me

10 minutes. And he was just back there watching. I was like, told ya. And the next thing I know, boom. We got the text. But yeah, so I owe you a huge debt of gratitude, man. I really appreciate it. Yeah, you would have made it no matter what. I mean, I want 10% but yeah you're gonna need to pay for the rent in this fucking rooms now you're changing the game man what

you're doing at your shows at the theaters and stuff like it's just it's just nobody's doing we're having fun you want to have the best fucking show these guys are absolutely great. We all collaborate. The whole squad performs too? Kind of. Well, at the end we get everybody out there. It's more than a show.

Mark and I perform. Your boy Derek Poston has been on the shows as well. He was a door guy at the comic store. I'm on the road with me. He's a monster. He's a monster. He's been great.'s been cracking up his fashion up but he's a monster we got his passion up they took him over to camera that haircut and say what his haircut his hair's still shitty yeah i mean he wears hats we got him wearing hats we got him wearing hats but now he's been looking good on stage he's a monster man yeah he's talented now

he's so funny so he's been there and he's a great hang, too. The best? That's the thing a lot of people don't realize, like, being a good hang. That's everything. Bro, it's so good. On the road? If you're annoying? He's a good hang. And also the energy, like, there's being excited about something.

Like, I don't know, maybe I'm jaded, but I'm, like, older, so I'm always, like, I'm in the game a while. I'm thinking about what else we got to do, what other crazy ideas we're going to put together, et cetera. And then having somebody who's in the game and like really excited to experience all these things. You start living vicariously through their excitement. Because it's normal to you. But what you're doing is not normal.

Like to you, it's the level you're at. But to Derek, it's like, holy, it'll let you know like you're doing something. Like we had a guy, I'm not going to say what show. We had a show where like, hey, can you give this guy some time, just 10 minutes? And my guys are killers. Like David Lucas, Chappelle, they're killers. Like we only hang around killers. So that's all we know.

And we just assume that's the level. And someone might do a joke and it doesn't go well. And we're like, we'll make fun of them, whatever. You know how it goes. And then we had this guy who's not part of the crew do 10 minutes and eat dick. And I got all the guys together. I'm like, I want you to watch this. This is good for everybody because he's eating dick.

Because we're all used to these monsters. Yeah. Like, there's levels, man. So it's good to see this. Yeah. Yeah. The guy ate all the dicks. Really?

It was the best. Which show? Can't tell you. I don't want him to see this. He knows. Yeah. He knows. We're not exposing him.

It just wasn't our vibe. Like, if you tune to a hip-hop station and classical was on, you'd be pissed. He knows. Yeah. He knows. We're not exposing him. It just wasn't our vibe. Like, if you tune to a hip-hop station and Classical was on, you'd be pissed. You'd be a little upset. That's what it was. He might be better in a different crowd, but with ours, it didn't work. You know what? And don't get me wrong. There are certain crowds where, like, if Jeanine Garofalo is killing, I'm going to bomb.

That's my litmus test. I went to a show once, and she was just murdering. It was, like, some Brooklyn show. And I was like, yeah, this ain't going to go well. And boy, did it not. I opened up for Miss Pat. I didn't know I opened up for Miss Pat. Oh, in Miami.

When you came through Miami. Yeah. And then you ducked us, motherfucker. Not at all. Because you were picking up fucking style. Well, you're like, dude, stay for Sunday. I'm like, who works Sundays, bro? We're working Sunday now.

Well, it's just a special occasion. In general, I'd never work Sundays. I'm a family man. So I went to Miss Pat's show. I didn't know it was. I didn't know Mrs. Pat's was. That sounds good. I like that.

You like that a lot? You like that a lot? I like that. It's not working on Sunday. It's like Steve Jobs over there. Working at Apple trying to factory over here. Yeah, Mrs. Pat's crowd was like, I didn't know. You know, she's like a female version of Joey Diaz.

Yeah. She's wild girl. Wild girl. I didn't know that. I didn't know. You know, she's like a female version of Joey Diaz. Yeah. She's wild girl. Wild girl. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know that. Her crowd was predominantly black. Yeah.

I went out there the first three, four minutes. I'm eating all the dicks. Really? And then finally I found my footing, recovered, and then she got in and just made fun of me for being white and all this shit. I was like, God, dog. But that's not my crowd. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sometimes it's going to be crowd. But then there's sometimes it's like you could transcend that shit Like I always think of like Ryan Hamilton Do you know Ryan Hamilton Is the comic No Like he's clean

He's Mormon He is like He's a New York guy He's originally from Idaho And then he moved to New York And kind of like made his bones In New York And this guy

He's so fucking funny. Great storyteller. But I've seen, they put him on the ethnic show, I think, for the JFL festival. Like, they purposely put him

in these scenarios where he shouldn't win. He does well. Bro, just fucking crushes. And it's like, he's so authentically himself. That's what it is.

People fuck with it. Yeah. He doesn't pretend to be anything else. He's just him. And he knows who he is. Yes. And they see him

and he's got one of these things where like, he he knows who he is. Yes, and they see him, and he's got one of these things where he looks like who he is. Sometimes people speak, and even me, if you hear me speaking, it might not match up to what you think I look like. Or even you see my name, you're like, Andrew Schultz. Okay, you're just going to be a 5'8 Jewish guy. And then I come out, and I'm like, all right, I'm 6'2, and I'm using fucking slang and shit. It's different. But he looks like what he is. He's just that perfect package like that.

And, dude, I'm telling you, people are fucking crying, man. And clean, too. Yeah. And usually I don't give a fuck if people are clean. And I hate, like, when people add it as a caveat. Like, I'm a clean comic. It's like, suck a dick. When did you ever fucking be clean?

But, dude, he is. It's one of those things. Like, if there's something truly authentic. And I bet you that's what happened with those jokes. I bet you hit some jokes in your set. And later they're like, oh, these jokes are actually correct. These are truly authentic things. My videographer was there.

He's like, man, I was sweating those first two minutes. Yeah, me too. There ain't nothing like all black crowd when you're bombing. I was sweating. That's the thing. Like all that crowd when you're killing, You will think That you were born to do this Correct You think you're Kevin Hart

Bro it is unbelievable If you're doing bad Oh dude If you're doing bad It's rough If you're doing bad It's super rough The keys bro

Jingling the keys and shit Have you had that Has that happened to you Yeah Really In Orlando I told you the story Where I did

I did a spot in Orlando It was like a soul It was like a soul kitchen Like just like black food, and it's just a black room. And they do this thing where they have a shark on a track. So when you're doing stand-up, if you're bombing, they throw the shark at you. That's fantastic. And it hits you on stage, and if it hits you, you've got to get off. So I'm up there like six months into comedy.

I'm on stage, and it's like packed, like people everywhere. Like the first two comics, my buddies, they're killed. And I go up, and two minutes in, I'm like sweating i like feel like my feet inside my shoes like i'm just bombing so bad and in the over the inner comma here done them i was like god killed me bro that was like three minutes in. That's good. Yeah, we don't play that shit. It's so true. It's so true. You have young kids getting fucking walked on stage.

How you do a child, bro? New York is sad. Dude, at the Garden 2, that would happen. Sometimes a kid would come out during halftime to do their talent. And motherfuckers would come back with popcorn in their hand, just boom. Little kernels of popcorn popping out their mouth. They didn't even chew it. Trash.

He's nine. Nine years old, just destroyed his dream. in their hand just boom little kernels of popcorn popping out their mouth they didn't even chew sometimes they had the little kids play like they hoop yeah they hoop like during halftime right and you're just supposed to support yeah no matter what bro there was this girl that crossed up this dude it was like a young girl crossed up the dude son people were losing it quit stop playing they can never do the make-a-wish kid of like a black football game you know what i mean like they put the kid with cancer out there they'd be like no we're tackling this motherfucker people in the audience like get him what's wrong with you hello he's not even running fast he's seven years old get the kid it's a different energy man it's so true it's so true but say, like, you need black folks at the show because they set the tone for the energy. Right? Like, they set the tone for we're going to act however the fuck we feel.

Like, if we love a joke, we're going to be clapping. We're on. And everyone vibes off that. Everybody's like, oh, we could really give it up. It's okay. It's okay to have fun. It's okay to enjoy ourselves. So, yeah, you got to have it.

You got to find a mix, man. Yeah. I don't know. But Sha'Carri, I think she'll be back. She'll be fine. She'll be back. She'll be fine. She'll be driving Uber. She's never going to win gold, but yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think she'll actually keep competing? I was joking. I think it's a wrap for her. But actually? Yeah, yeah. I think she might be the highest paid track star of the last five years.

Not now. Not now. Why? That road sailed. You think so? Why, why, why? She's still got the Nike contracts. She's like a star. All that shit goes years not now not now why that road sailed you think so she's still got the nike contracts like she's like all that shit goes away because now they're like oh damn she's six fastest like six fast nine don't give a nine nights yeah i think they know one like with this one race they didn't though they didn't though what do you mean i i think

they assumed that she was gonna oh she missed she's she's why they even get his goal yeah now there's all this pressure on her i think yeah i'm with you i missed she's why did she get his goal yeah now there's all this pressure on her i think yeah i'm with you i think she's fucked i don't know i think she continues to do it i think i think the weed show is the best thing that ever happened to her why because now she's on the map like if she went to tokyo and got second third didn't place like it just would be a non-story like there's an american kid that got second in the men's 100 meter i don't know who he is i don't know his name i don't know i know nothing about it because i didn't know who she was until yeah me neither she got crazy press and now she's like in the ether like she's in the ecosystem exactly now she's doing conor

mcgregor type antics like shit talking after the thing like but how you should talk but the same thing with conor you gotta win but you gotta win fair oh can we talk about you're you'd have good perspective on this the with the Conor thing. Do you find his energy to be way different now? It seems desperate now. It doesn't seem it? I'm a big Conor dick rider, too. Same.

But now I'm like, oh, bro, please stop. Like, when he's going after all these guys, I'm like, bro, you haven't won a fight in five years? Is that it? Is he just like, I feel like the game is passing me by? It's out of his grips. So he's just trying to stay relevant. Like, notice he's in all the headlines still. Non-stop.

So it's just insecurity. It's really sad, man. Because if you would have won that last one, all right, do your thing, man. That's what you do. But when you don't win, like, it's not cute anymore. Yeah. That is true. Like, if you have the bravado, you need to back it up with victory.

I have to. I have to. And what happens is we come around. Like, initially, bravado and victory to back it up with victory you know it's like and and and what happens is we come around like initially bravado and victory people are a little annoyed and then if you keep on winning it's like oh no that motherfucker's the truth and that's what happened with connor that's what happened with connor that's what with floyd that's what happened with all these motherfuckers and then you catch a couple l's and you keep that same bravado yep it's almost like you need to transition to humility after you go on top you know because that will take like the ride down to what's like what's going on with Jake Paul right now go go go go go like with Jake Paul like

they're out there I come on this youtuber and then you see him starch nate robinson was like god damn yeah all right there we go and then you see him starch been asked me like all right goddamn yeah nice fighting Woodley and the thing about Jake Paul is everyone gives him a lot of flack but But what he's doing for fighters' pay and bringing light to it, no other fighter's ever done it. Ever. At his level. Never.

What'd you make when you were fighting? Shit. When I got knocked out by Noguera, I made $16,000 and $16,000. So it's $16,000 to show $16,000 if you win. So I flew to Brazil, got beat, got paid $16,000. Had to pay taxes in Brazil. Had to pay taxes in America. Pay my management, pay for my camp. Might have walked out with six grand.

And that was the co-main event on the biggest pay-per-view of the year. Holy shit. Okay, other times that you got paid? Most I ever made was pro cop. Pro cop, I made 14, 14. And I didn't even get knocked out of the night. Wow. I made $28,000.

He made a million flat. He made a million? I mean, rightfully so, though. He's a legend. No, he's a legend. So you weren't supposed to beat that guy? Like, were they offering you up as food? No, it's just that because I came off the Ultimate Fighter,

so I had a real shitty contract. Did you ever make big money? Never, never, never. That's crazy to me, fam. real shitty contract. Did you ever make big money? Never. Never. Never. That's crazy to me, fam. I make more in a month now than I did in an entire year fighting the UFC. So how did you make money? I didn't.

I was living in a one-bedroom studio. When my girl met me, I was in a one-bedroom studio. So it wasn't until podcasting? No, not until podcasting and stand-up until I started making legit money. Really? Like, I couldn't buy a house when I was fighting the UFC not a chance wow that's so weird

I always thought that you made a grip fighting no not even close and then that's the thing people think because of my popularity now

from the UFC but I was never like I'd never headline a card like I was good I was ranking the top 10 but I was never like a huge star yeah yeah

my fame came after my fan base came after the fact came from podcast and stand-up But every like especially hater comics like I was just cuz he's in UFC It doesn't work like that. No, I don't work like that. Yeah No, I didn't know you to be like, you know, like an elite elite elite fighter or something like that But I thought that you would build up this like fan base from fighting and then transition that but really it was built up through podcasting all pocket all all fighting the kid all fighting the kid my entire fan base so that's crazy 16 grand to fight i wouldn't fight for 16 grand now oh no i mean i went drive to pasadena for 16 grand right now you know what i'm saying like in that traffic yeah yeah no come on so but here's

the weird thing about the ufc is like they i don't know like i think it's just brilliant so like their marketing is brilliant like the way that they get up on instagram i follow the instagram accounts and all of a sudden i start caring about a fighter a week before like they know exactly what they're doing they're the best they're just they take a few knockouts you're like oh this guy's actually good he's gonna be he's gonna be a fucking superstar he's gonna everybody else is WNBA compared to you it's unbelievable everybody else not even close so but and I'm not faulting I'm I have no issue what they pay the fighters yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but I guess what I'm trying to

say is like do they need to take the lion's share of the money so that they can pay for all these marketing costs? No, not at all. Oh, so it's really just greed. They just had their biggest quarter ever. They made $2 billion or some shit. Okay. It's just greed. And, like, their ESPN deal?

Yeah. Like, they're fat and happy. They could definitely pay the fighters. Oh. And they should. That's probably the right thing to do. But if you're Steve Jobs and you're working for Apple and say he's alive, would you move your headquarters and your manufacturing to Texas so it's American-made?

Or are you going to keep paying these fucking Chinese people and basically slave labor and two cents to make an iPhone so you get all the profits? If I'm Dana, I'm not changing shit. There's no reason to. And it's weird. It's like almost, I don't know, an interesting thing happens. It's like when you underpay people, they get really excited about the bonuses.

Oh, dude, when they start crying when they get 25 grand, I'm like, God, dog. I mean, they're putting their lives on the line. And then they get like, give me the fight bonus or give me this. And they make another 50 grand or whatever it is for winning or for knockout of the night. And they're losing it. But it's really endearing as a viewer because you see somebody appreciate an amount of money that you as an as and like an average casual person would appreciate like if somebody gave somebody who's a teacher right or a construction worker fifty thousand dollars that's their entire salary for the year they're working their ass so think about

how relatable they are so you create this dynamic where the fighters are so relatable to the people that are watching the fighting. If Floyd Mayweather is making $100 million, that's completely unrelatable. I don't even understand what you're going through. I don't understand your excitement about money. So I don't know if they did this on purpose, but in a weird way, it makes the fighters that much more exciting to the casual fan. And that's fine. The problem is, and I'm with you on that all the way, everything you said.

The only problem is, it's like, and I have a lot of friends who are retired now, they have nothing. So what if they do some shit? They have CT, they have nothing.

They have CT and nothing. They're holding fucking mitts at the UFC gym. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Making $12 an hour. So what if they did,

what if they did something like this? What if they put money in, I think like the NFL does this and like NBA, I don't know if the NBA does it, but like certain sports put money into like a, like kindfl does this and like nba i don't know if the nfa nba does but like certain sports put money into like uh like kind of like retirement fund for the fighters with the with the nfl you get a stipend so if you you got to play three years in a certain amount of games then you get a stipend for the rest of your life because you can you committed your entire

life to that sport and this can they know what it does to your ass correct so you'll see they're just but what if ufc did that it was like guildism we're going to keep paying you these things everybody seems there's no reason for the ufc to because everyone keeps playing ball so like i i when they got together the fighters union they came to me like hey we want you part of this why don't you do all this i'm like all right let's see what happens and then trying to get the fighters together it's like wrangling cats it's like trying to solve the homeless problem it's never going to happen yeah yeah so it's like unless you guys make unless the homeless decide they want to be homeless, unless the fighters decide that, so you'd have to have Conor, Nate, Leon Edwards,

all the big boys. And they're already making so much money, so they don't give a fuck. No, they don't give a fuck. You'd have to have all the big boys go, hey, unless you start paying everybody, we're not fighting. But because they go, let's say one dude goes, like Luke Rockhold right now, it's like, they should pay us more. The UFC's going to go, cool, don't fight.

We'll have this other guy fight. And the other guy's chomping at, he's foaming at the dick to fight for 2020. So there's never gonna be a change, ever. Yeah. Ever. All right, guys, we're gonna take a break for a second because y'all need to be eating better, man.

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Go check that out. Now let's get back to the show. It is really interesting how they do that, man. Like they've created a brand that's so strong it's not really reliant on the talent not anymore because they signed the espn deal that was the worst thing for the fighters what do you mean by that because before the model when i was fighting they predicated all their earnings on pay-per-view all their bank was off pay-per-view so the economy guaranteed bread no leverage they don't care so when john when john jones goes i need more money i game that guaranteed bread. No leverage. They don't care. So when John Jones goes,

I need more money, I'm not finding UFC games. Good for you, fam. Cool. Don't fight. We don't give a fuck. We're still getting our ESPN Disney money.

Don't fight. It's like baseball. You know how you watch baseball games on ESPN or TBS or whatever and there's nobody in the stands? They don't give a fuck.

They got those advertising dollars coming in. Oh my God, what a genius thing. I mean, the John Jones thing was the most, I mean, like brutally brilliant piece of marketing I've ever seen in terms of like brand marketing. Like when Jon Jones was like, I'm not fighting listeners for $20 million. And then they literally put that motherfucker on ice and then said, okay, you're not going to fight.

That's what happens to everybody. Everybody. It's really unbelievable. But it is cool because it creates that. It's cool for you as a fan. It's not cool for the fighters. Listen, these people risk their lives. I want them to make all the fucking money.

I really want any content creator to make all the fucking money. I absolutely do. Fighter, you're going to only have a few years of this. I would love if they put something aside so they're okay. If you put five years in at the UFC and your fucking face looks different for the rest of your life. You should be set for life. A thousand dollars a week? You can't do a thousand a week? Soldiers, though.

Soldiers, they deal with PTSD and all this stuff. They should be set. Cops should be set. Yes. These people that risk their lives should be set. You risk your life. They shouldn't have to work for the rest of their lives. They should be set, but they're not doing that.

Yeah. That would be, I think that would, and I don't know how much money it would cause I mean I'm not a fucking economist here, but like if they had some sort of like system set up for that I mean think about it like they could be off the hook Andrew, but there's no need to if you're Danny's like what? Why would I do that? I don't have to do anything So you need a Jake Paul to come in you need a Jake and that's the thing like you can hang on Jake Paul It's fine. I get it, but what he's doing for the fighters and speaking out at his notoriety No one has ever done right, but he's not doing it because he cares about that

No, no, but a little bit because I know the enemy of my enemies my friends I know if I talk to shit, I know listen I don't I'm not him but I know if I talk to shit then Dana's gonna clap back and I can use that beef It's like the Takashi method. I'm gonna talk some shit. So people gonna talk shit about me Now I got some beef and let's drum up.ashi method. I'm going to talk some shit. Some people are going to talk shit about me. Now I got some beef and let's drum up. Yes and no. Because, you know,

I work for Showtime. So when Jake Paul decided to fight for Showtime on this fight that he has next Sunday against Woodley which he's doing a fight campaign for.

When he's fighting Woodley on that card he said I want to make sure everybody's getting paid. Now this, he didn't say that publicly or nothing. He went,

the female fighting who's the co-main event and then Tommy Fury's fighting. He's like, how much are they getting paid? And Mark checked off and be like, you have to pay them this amount of money if I'm going to fight for you. Oh, wow.

And that's not public knowledge. Yo, that's class. That's a class move. But also, like, he made his bed. Now he got to sleep in it. If you want to talk about fighter pay, you're going to have to pay the motherfuckers that are fighting on your card.

No, you don't. It's not. I don't know. Dana's going to go, well, I looked at how much you're paying the guys on your card. And Jake's going to be like, it's not i don't know dana's gonna go well i looked at how much you're paying the guys and jake's gonna be like it's not a jake paul promotion motherfucker it is a jake paul promotion but it's not it's a jake it's a showtime production but it's a jake paul fight if your headline in the card is a jake paul fight yeah but he but it's not up to him to pay them like it doesn't come out of his he could be

criticized he's leaving himself open i disagree you don't think so yeah i. He's leaving himself open. I disagree. You don't think so? Mm-mm. I think he's leaving himself open. Because I don't think he's just a worker on the card. I think he's like a partner on the card. I think if it's your card, it's your pay-per-view. You dictate who's on it. He's going to have his friends and training partners on the card. Like, he has a lot of say on what happens on that card. Right?

Like, I think some of his training partners are even on it. So you think Dana would be like, well, you didn't pay your guys. 100%. Dana's not going to say shit. You tell me Dana's going to bring up fighter pay against somebody else? Maybe Dana would, but somebody else would come out and be like, oh. Somebody not important. Who's going to do it?

Some troll for Dana? Some UFC spokesperson. Maybe Ariel pops up. You know what I mean? Maybe Shaw. Maybe Shaw. I won't at all. Maybe Andrew Schultz. Maybe Andrew Schultz. Maybe it's Andrew Schultz. Maybe it is me. No me no i mean i think it's good that he wants

them to get paid like let motherfuckers get paid it's just an interesting thing like the ufc the interesting thing about jake paul is all this like crossover like youtuber versus this real fighter it all stops if he gets starched on sunday all this goes away. So enjoy it right now. If he gets starched next Sunday, it's over, bro. It's over. Can I tell you something? This fun ride, Ron, is done. But no matter what happens, he's fucking brilliant. Do you know them?

I do. They're great. I know Logan more than Jake. Me too. I'm close with Logan. I know Jake a little bit, but they're brilliant. They're businessmen. They are fucking brilliant.

Yes. That's why I fuck with them. That's why I stick up for him for that. And Jake's and I haven't really. I mean, I've spoken to Jake maybe one time, but like I respect what he's done and I respect his ability to exist with people hating him. Yes. A lot of people can't go through that. A lot of people can't sit in the fucking pocket.

And most people need to be liked. They need to be told that they're great. They're amazing, etc. That motherfucker goes out and says, you could hate me and hate my ass right to the bank, and that's exactly what he's doing. Correct. I think the only fuck-up he's made in this whole boxing thing is picking Tyron because, unfortunately,

I don't think people care enough about Tyron. So Jake has to care. I disagree. You think people care? Yes. You're talking about a former, he's a UFC Hall of Famer. He'll be a first-ballot Hall of Famer. He's regarded as one of the best welter be a first ballot Hall of Famer he's regarded

as one of the best welterweights to ever do it he also has good knockouts in the UFC the thing you gotta realize about like who would you want him to fight

let's start there personality just fight personality Ben Askren Nate Diaz I mean Nate I want him to fight any Diaz

not happening but no no but I want him to fight any Diaz but that fight's not happening sure sure sure but I want him to fight any Diaz

I want him to fight Askren was brilliant because Askren's a personality. Askren promoted the fuck out of that fight. Dude, fight week was Askren. And Askren only. He drove pay-per-views like crazy for that shit. And he can't box, so it's a good matchup.

It was a perfect matchup for him. So who else? Personality. It just has to be personality. Who else? Give me another guy. Give me a name. Name a personality.

Name somebody who could talk shit. Sean O'Malley. Who could people talk about. Sean O'Malley. There's another one. So you have Diaz, a personality. Name somebody who could talk to people. Talk about Sean O'Malley. So you have Diaz, Sean O'Malley. Keep going. Mike Perry. You like Mike Perry?

Great personality. I would love Mike Perry. Wouldn't that be great? Those are fantastic. Who else? Yes. Name another one. Conor McGregor. That'd be fun, right?

You like Conor? I don't want to see the Conor fight. Him versus Conor would be fun. I don't want to see the Conor fight. So you guys just named all UFC guys. So the way this works, those guys can't touch those fights. It's against their contract. It will never happen.

You're never going to see Nate Diaz. You're never going to see Nick Diaz. You're never going to see Conor McGregor. Unless Conor gets Dana in with the promotion and says, hey, I'm going to give you this percentage to allow me to take this fight. That's how the Floyd fight worked. Dana got paid. Yeah, of course.

Paid, paid. So all these guys with UFC contracts not Dana would never let it happen So they can never get why not never gonna happen So the only reason would Lee and why would Lee's the perfect candidate is because he was released he's released Yeah, and he's a former champion. He has knockouts. He's all of these on and also it's not a good fight for Jay Brandon He's on paper a good opponent. You're saying he doesn't build the hype. Exactly.

We don't need the hype. Yes, we do. We don't. Yes, we do. This is going to sell better than Ben Askren. I'm curious. Because he's a better fighter than Ben. Ben can't box.

People don't care about how good a fighter you are. They do, though. In the fight community, which is going to buy this pay-per-view. First of all, Jake's audience is going to buy it no matter what. So that's there. So check that box. No, no, no. The fight community wants to see Jake lose. The fight community isn't is going to buy this pay-per-view. First of all, Jake's audience is going to buy it no matter what. So that's there. So check that box. No, no, no. The fight community wants to see Jake lose. The fight community isn't what makes people billionaires.

The casuals makes people billionaires. Jake has that. Jake has that. Jake has. Millions and millions of subscribers. They're all buying it. Here's the thing. Jake has.

He has the casuals. I don't know if the fight community, even the fight community cares. And it seems like I'm talking shit about Tyron. I think Tyron is actually like a good guy a nice guy he's great it's not his fault that he doesn't like play into the social media antics he doesn't have like but you're missing it schultz you know what when he fought was he a major pay-per-view draw no no was he actually quite the opposite were people not interested in his fights and don't get me wrong he has some unbelievable fucking knockouts but the problem was

the Wonderboy fights fucked him the Wonderboy fights fucked him and Wonderboy is an exciting fucking fighter it's a clash of styles of course

nobody wants to throw etc but the point is you want to have a person who has an engaging enough personality I mean the whole idea of 24-7

that series that HBO started right and now I think Showtime is doing their version yeah the countdown the countdown all access whatever it is the whole idea of that is people don't give that series that HBO started, right? And now I think Showtime's doing their version. Yeah, the countdown. The countdown.

Or is it All Access? Whatever it is. The whole idea of that is people don't give a fuck about these guys that are just throwing punches, but they do care about them if they get to know them, they know their families, Have you watched All Access with Woodley?

I have not. It's fucking brilliant. His mom's there. It's brilliant. His mom is unbelievable. She's great. It's incredible. I remember after,

I think it was like the Usman fight or something like that. She hugged him and kissed him. She's great. That is a. I remember after, I think it was like the Usman fight or something like that. She hugged him and kissed him. She's great. That is a moment. That's not him. You're missing it. You're off on this.

And this is why you're off. Damn. I'm telling you. We'll see. We can bet. We'll see. We'll bet. All I'll say is this.

Jake is going extra hard to promote this fight. He wasn't going this hard to promote the Askren fight. But here's the thing. And right, as far as promotion. But the thing is, for Jake, he can't keep beating up guys like Ben Asgram and Nate Robinson. No, no. The fans demand that he fight the real fighter. Let me clarify.

Woodley is his real fighter. I'll tell you this. If Woodley is in the right mindset and trained for this fight, he will beat Jake. And that's why we're going to tune in. Because this is the first time Jake can lose. Now I want to have a conversation about that. But again, I'm not talking about his skill. His skill, I've seen skill his skill i've seen i know you're saying it's promotability and i'm saying we don't need that for this we don't believe you don't need it i believe that you

always need it i think you're off i think you need jake jake jake you need jake could fight kyle and it's gonna break a million pay-per-views no but in that yeah you're out of your mind no no at least a million no i don't think so No I don't think so I don't think so I don't think so I fought Nate Robinson bro But a lot of people think that People bought that fight

To see him fight Nate That was Mike Tyson's card Yeah he was an undercard What Jake did so brilliantly It was a fake Mike Tyson fight Against Roy Jones Stop it That was a fake fight

Stop it That was a gentleman's fight You guys didn't know that I watched for Tyson What We all watched for Tyson Get the fuck out That wasn't even a fake fight. That was a gentleman's fight. You guys didn't know that. I watched for Tyson. What? We all watched for Tyson Jones. Get the fuck out. That wasn't even a real fight.

What Jake did. That was a fake fight. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. And you paid for it. Yes. Roy Jones wasn't even in shape. For Tyson.

He's 50. They couldn't even punch to the head. Yes, they did. They punched to the head. They did not punch to the head. Oh, my God. You guys, come on. Conspiracy theory is bullshit.

Yes, they're fucking fighting. These are facts. Stop it. They couldn not punch to the head. Oh, my God. You guys, come on. This conspiracy theory is bullshit. Yes, they're fucking fighting. These are facts. Stop it. They couldn't punch to the fucking head. Dude, I'm telling you. Of course they were punching. I'm telling you. Oh, get out of here.

You really are saying right now that that was a rule. I'm telling you, it was a gentleman's bet. It was a gentleman's bet. Nobody's going to get taken down. Nobody's going to get hit to the body. There's none of that. It was a gentleman's bet. You know this for a fact?

What? Were we bamboozled? You bought that for Jake Paul. No, I didn't. I didn't know he was funny. I think you underestimate how few black people know who Jake Paul is before he started boxing. I still don't know the difference between Jake and Logan. Really?

Still don't. Here, let me give you a perfect example. No, no, no, no. And I love you. And I met you. And you're the best. Shut up. You're not the audience for us. No, no, no. They don't know the difference between Jake and Logan. Really? Still don't. Here, let me give you a perfect example. No, no, no, no. And I love you. And I met you. And you're the best. Shut up. You're not the audience for us.

No, no, no. They don't give a fuck. I understand. Jake could pee in the fucking cup and get 30 million views. There's no question. But in the way that, and I always say this, but white people know about one baby, right? It's not little baby or da baby. We just have one baby.

It's the same person. It's just baby, right? Black people have one Paul. I agree. I hear it all the time. They're like, is it right? Black people have one Paul. I agree. I hear it all the time. They're like, is it Logan? Floyd didn't know who he was fighting. Sure.

Floyd was like, sign up to fight after Jake, I think, knocked out Nate. And then signed it up for Logan. I bet he didn't even have a fucking clue which one he was fighting. Absolutely. Okay? It is a cultural thing. Now, with the internet, we're in our little ecosystems. We have no clue what people are thinking outside the ecosystems.

They're fucking nerds. Now, you're assuming that Jake and that audience is banking on the African American culture to buy that. No, I'm not. I'm not. They're not. No, no. And also, Jake is transcended. Jake is transcended.

All we care about is pay-per-view numbers. It doesn't matter who's buying. Of course, of course. So he's going to double down on his audience, which is what he's doing this movie for. Ben Askren knew how to generate interest, okay? Jake Paul and Nate Robinson, we don't know what that fight would have garnered

because they weren't the headlining fight. Every one of my friends bought that fight for Mike Tyson and Roy Jones. Not a single person that I knew. The casuals did. Yeah, and I think I'm a little more than a casual. You're more than a casual. I'm like a boxing fan.

Sure. So we're buying it from Mike and Roy, and honestly, they've given me so much fucking joy. Watching Roy Jones fights with my father, if he fights any time, I'll give him $50. I won't. I'd Venmo him $50 just for the joy he gave me. Yeah, I won't.

But that's me. I have a different relationship with Roy. I love Roy Jones too. Yeah, but you just don't care. No. I love that motherfucker. That's crazy. I love Roy Jones too. Yeah. But you just don't care. No. I love that motherfucker. That's crazy. But this is my thing.

Yeah. When I see Mike Tyson and Roy Jones fighting, it makes me feel sad. Because they're not doing well in life if they're fighting at the age of 50. They should not be fighting at the age of 50. There's a reason why you shouldn't be fighting at 50. Yeah. It's a bummer to see. I think Mike's doing well.

They're going to see Michael Jordan and be like, man, I think I'm going to take LeBron. Hey, let's do a bet. $10 million one-on-one. It's like, uh-huh. Jordan's like, I'm good, bitch. I mean, he literally came back at 41. Grace Walton. Yeah. But I hear what you're saying, especially with fighting, because there's so much more to risk with fighting.

I think you said it really brilliantly. You've always said it. It's like, you don't do this if you have other options. No. This is the last option. Yes. Right? You're literally getting punched in your face. correct so it's the toughest gig in the world

it's the yeah i think you were talking about like athletes yes you're like the best athletes ever seen are on like a football field not even close yeah and then but what's interesting is oftentimes doesn't translate to fighting but it doesn't matter there's something else that's going on these are like one of the most sav. Unique individuals to go in there and put themselves in harm's way. The toughest people in the world. Bro, it's unbelievable. Dude, watching TJ Dillashaw. I didn't really know much about TJ.

Really? I mean, I knew of him and obviously I knew about like... Because he had a two-year layoff, I guess, maybe? Yeah, and again, I wasn't a big MMA guy before. Now I'm more into it. Yeah, he's been off too. That makes sense. You've been in probably, what, hardcore two, three years?

Two tops hardcore. Yeah, so he's been gone for two years. Exactly. That makes sense. So I miss it. The heart that that fucking guy showed in that fight was unbelievable. So you know how people talk about the Kobe Bryant mentality, that Mamba mentality? Holy shit.

If aliens were like, hey, who's like Kobe Bryant here? I'd point at TJ Dillashaw. Really? He's the only guy who's like, you know when people are like, I'd die in there. You're like, yeah, right, bitch. He would die in there. He would die in there. He's a savage. Do you remember? Did you watch are like, I'd die in there. You're like, yeah, right, bitch. He would die in there. He would die in there. He's a savage.

Do you remember, did you watch the fight? I think so, yeah. I think we were all watching in the green room. I think we were watching. Well, first of all, he was on fight campaign the week after his fight. Okay. And I told him, I said, dude,

I knew you blew your leg out. You have one eye. Don't worry about doing the show. He's like, nope, I'm going to be there, man. So he comes here. He's all hopped up on painkillers, his fucking legs in a brace. He tore his, everything in his leg wasl in the first round first round i mean first round then cut his

eye so bad they thought they were gonna stop the fight and he didn't cut it like this down like this so when you cut it like this it's crossing a bunch of different muscles so there's extra blood in your eye so there's one eye one leg Beat the number two guy in the world on one leg. Yeah, insane. I mean, just seeing. And he goes into the corner, and he's like, my leg's blown out. I'm like, you got to figure a way to get it done. Wow.

You got it done. It was one of those moments. How do you not root for that guy? Son, son, it was one of those moments where, like, sometimes you judge people's toughness based on size. Like, I see a guy like you, and I'm like, no, that's a bad motherfucker. Don't fuck with that guy. Just off of stature, right?

You don't look at guys who are 5'6 or whatever, however tall he is and go, no, that's a bad motherfucker. Don't fuck with him. And the cool thing about fight sports and actually sports in general is you can see like littler dudes and go, oh, that's an alpha, maniac, savage motherfucker. And he's 5'3. That's 5'3. It's 5'3". Yeah. And, like, it's almost like soccer, like, with Messi. Like, you see that guy in the street, you're like, there's no way this is an alpha.

And then on the pitch, you're like, oh, he's looking at everybody like food. A psycho competitor. You are a food. Yeah. I mean, it's just so cool to see. Yeah. And, like, in regular life, it's reserved for what? People over six feet.

And then also, you got to realize. That's it. TJ got a lot of shit because the reason he got that two-year ban is because he took EPO. Yeah. When he was fighting Henry Cejudo. What's your take? My take is it's part sports. What?

Your take. Oh, yeah. I wish I was on EPO. I'd run faster. EPO, HGH, all that shit, bro. All that shit. You are fucking on it, dude. I can see it. Even your energy is different. A guy works out once. His face is shit you are fucking on it, dude I can see it even your energies that guy works out one

Look at his face, bro. He's barely fucking Mexican I'm serious man something's going on with you something's going on. What is EPO EPO? Cyclist I guess so it's what like Lance. I'm trying to Armstrong got busted for. Oh, it's like blood doping? Yeah, it's blood doping. It increases the red blood cells. So your cardio is better. You have more oxygen in your blood. Correct.

But with TJ, he was cutting down to 125. He never should have. It was a nightmare for him to make. And he just was like, man, I feel terrible. Like, I'm not going to be able to perform. So that's when he took your PO. Got busted. Paid his dues.

And was like, yeah, I fucking did it, man. I didn't like the the weight i need to do something it was a nightmare i did it and it took us two years and came back oh so he was doing it to make the weight yeah for him it was like a weight thing he was like i didn't think the cut would me up this bad so i had to do something i've never done before i had to do something and why would you why would you take epo to cut weight it allows you to just do not even cut weight he did it because he was cutting so much weight. He's never cut to 125 before. His body was just depleted of everything. So his cardio was trash.

Yeah, he was like, I got to do something. I see what you're saying. He was like, otherwise, he goes, I was going to pull out of the fight. I was so fucked up. I was going to pull out of the fight. And then someone put that C in his head, like, maybe you should try EPO.

And he's like, fuck, really? He's like, all right, if it makes the fight, if I win this, I'll be a double champ they'll pay everything right it's not making crazy money like it's the way i can get to that next pay scale took a risk paid for it and what do you mean take a risk like how did they pop him for it like is it you saw to cut him oh you saw to cut him because my understanding is like not everybody but a lot of these guys are taking shit. They just know how to evade. Everyone you see on TV is Brian Johnson.

Everybody. Every sport. Really? You think LeBron loses his hairline and fucking just is all good? How old is he? How old is LeBron? 36, 37. Okay.

Yeah. Let me see your hairline, Sean. Oh, bro. I got to worry about my shit running into my fucking eyebrows. It's going the opposite way. Yeah, you have a proceeding hairline. You have a proceeding hairline. I think you do.

Yeah. I don't need hymns. When I do hymns reads, I'm like, listen. You got to get hers, bro. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Okay, fair. So LeBron is definitely on some shit.

I would assume. Why wouldn't you be If that's If they're not Catching you for it Well the NBA Don't test for it Like what

Good luck But if he's Like if you're LeBron And your body Is your business Yeah Why wouldn't you Take HGH

And the stuff So he can stick Stick around the game longer Think about this Think about this When Giannis won MVP And won the championship A day later

It came out LeBron's the first Active billionaire in the NBA It's like alright You can let him Fucking have it Oh no he can't when uh yannis won mvp and won the championship a day later it came out lebron's the first active billionaire in the nba it's like all right you could let him happen you can't you let him shine for a second lebron can't lebron lebron's like that's cool billionaire right here i'll play next season too he it's interesting like his team controls the narrative i don't know like his team they represent the espn broadcasters they represent all the media so notice when he misses a shot it's not about him.

It's about Kuzma. Kuzma's like, what the fuck? I was balling out there. I scored 40 points. That's so true. Like, the Kuzma trade rumors pop up every time LeBron is struggling. LeBron's ankle gets fucked up. It's never about him. Interesting.

And I don't think LeBron realizes this. His team controls the narrative. But am I off on this? But, like, I think he might be one of those people whose likability is dissipating and he doesn't realize it. I think he realizes it. But what fucked him, too, is when, you know, the height of all the George Floyds, all that stuff. And then now he wants to come out, but he's uneducated about it. So, like, when that cop shot that girl, which is justified, right?

Saved another black person's life by shooting this black person. Like, well, he killed a black person. But I saved that black person's life by shooting this black person. Right. Like we killed a black person. But I saved that black person. And then he put Times Ticken and gave the and showed the picture of the guy. Yeah, that was wild. Even black people like what the fuck you doing? Yeah, I was like, oh, we're out. Or when he came to the arena with a Malcolm X biography. But he hadn't read. And then they were like, hey, bro, you've had that for three weeks now. It's on the same first page. And they go, what's your favorite thing about Malcolm X? And he goes, fucking all of it. Yeah. You're like, oh, fuck, dude. Yeah. He's got to have a better answer by now. They ask him about every book.

It's so funny. And the journalists are trolling him. That girl, because it came out that he would only read the first page of the book. But sometimes I understand him because I'm just like, he's such an influential person. Maybe he's like, kids are going to see me. Then educate yourself. and educate yourself or not Or do but but then don't say anything you're on steroids lifts notes. You're on steroids Stop it, bro. Bro, if you're gonna if you're gonna take your own steroids

Fake way We're not on steroids. We're lifting fake weights. We're not on steroids. You're lifting fake weights. You're LeBron-ing it at the gym. He might be on steroids. We're not. I saw that ass. He's on steroids. That's not dead real. I've been injecting a lot of shit straight in my ass. That's true. That is 100%.

I'll tell you that badass. The thing with LeBron, if you're going to jump in that pool, you better be ready, man. Yeah. And when you're not ready, you do more harm than good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're going to jump in the you read books pool, you better be ready. You better fucking read the books, though. How dare you, dawg?

How dare you? At least have someone in your ear be like, hey, real quick. And your fucking librarians calling him out like, you ain't reading nothing, fam. And I like LeBron. I'm not a LeBron hater. I like that. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second

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What do we got here? Braun received no votes from polled NBA executives. Oh, son. He was going off on Twitter. Son. Okay, so what was it? What was the voting on? It was who was the best player in the league.

Yeah. And it was like Giannis. Who else? It was Giannis. KD, I league. And it was like Giannis. Who else? It was Giannis. KD, I'm sure. KD was number one. Giannis and I think Steph Curry was third or something like that, right? Yeah, yeah. And it's voted on by the NBA executives.

And none of them gave him a single vote. He's 36. He's 36 years old. I mean, he couldn't really carry his team through the playoffs. And he's furious. And he has to go on Twitter and talk about it. Like, super sensitive. Yeah, why are you acknowledging this?

Like, NBA 2K gave Kevin Durant, like, a 96 rating. And he's on Twitter like, yo, this is disrespectful. Kevin Durant needs to stay off the fucking... No, no. LeBron. Oh, for KD? It's like, bro, like... Don't you got family or something?

Like, I don't know. Like, hang out. What are you doing, bro? Since he's been in the league, he's been the industry darling. So it's like, imagine seeing the tide turn and not realizing why. Yeah. And it has to be frustrating for him because, too, he paints the narrative. He's like, damn, this shit ain't working no more.

He's like, what's going on? So he's got to go fight an EA executive, try to beat up some tech programmer. Meet me at catch. Who is Lonnie2k? Who is that guy? Does he decide the ratings. Meet me at Catch. Who is Ronnie2k? Who is that guy? Does he decide the ratings? I don't know. Why is everybody tweeting at him?

Is that a streamer? No, I don't know. No, they must because when they do Madden they have a staff that goes to every training camp and they literally watch and write the ratings.

All I know is that Bradley Beal is a guy who plays for the Wizards. His wife was talking shit at Ronnie2k for Bradley Beal's rating. But, like, talking crazy shit on the internet, like your video game rating matters, bro. Who gives a fuck?

You're dropping 30 a game for the Wizards. Nah, you want to be a little bit tight? If you want a video game and they said you were six foot? I'm sorry, Mark, do I have a max contract? They said you're six foot, bro. If I have a max, I'm with you. If they said I'm six foot, I'm a wild one. They said Alex is taller than you. If they said I'm six foot. They said Alex is taller than you.

They said Alex is taller than you without lifts. No, no, no. I'll pull up on your family. I'll pick your kids up from school. Comedy video game, bro. They said you're six foot. You want your kids back? I'm six two, okay? I need a 99 rating. You want your children back? That's what this is.

No, that's foul. To make my height wrong, that's fucked up. That's my point. That's how he feels. Nah, but it wasn't his height. It was just his rating. That's what this is. No, that's foul. To make my height wrong, that's fucked up. That's my point. That's how he feels. No, but it wasn't his height. It was just his rating. That's his rating, bro. Nah, nah, nah. I guess when you're already tall, you don't care about being tall.

Exactly. But I'm on the cusp of tall. No, you're not. 6'2". I'm on the cusp of tall. No, no. You're on the cusp of like... 6'1", probably.

No, sit probably. No one's short. I mean, Kyle's short. Nah, nah, nah. How tall are you, Kyle? 5'4"? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm 5'4"? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm cute.

Also related to your background. What son of a motherfucker been smoking helium? No, what just happened there? That was crazy. 5'3". So look, here's the thing. You, 5'3",

that, you need to do other things. He's a short king. You gotta be great. He's a short king. You gotta get swole. He's good at trivia, probably. You gotta be smart as fuck, charming. He's a short king. You got to be great. He's a short king. You got to get swole. He's good at trivia, probably. You got to be smart as fuck, charming. He's good with that camera.

Yeah. You got to kill it. Yeah, camera and one runner. That's your shit. Okay. You cannot play around. Okay? It has to be punchlines the rest of your life.

You can't take a day off. Nothing. Okay? This guy can be half retarded and have a multi-million dollar fucking business. Okay? Because he's six five and built like a brick okay this is what you're going up against every inch is 20 iq points it's an inverse relationship like i don't know how exactly the math like he's a fucking genius sitting there with a camera looking at this guy stumbled through his fucking reef

slurring fucking drooling liquid death what is it called liquid death what's the water ain't this a bitch man calzone hanging off his ear and you out here are a fucking genius and you still gotta

hold that goddamn camera fucking kyle bro i know dude kyle's killing me anyway 6'2 and up you can consider yourself tall what

6 foot are you 6'2 easy i'm down i go 6 i'm probably 6'2 and a half i go down for a go 6'. I'm probably 6'2 1⁄2". I go down for a short period. So what am I?

Am I tall? Son, you're cheating. Why? You got to be on lifts or something like that. This guy started growing. His posture changed. No posture changed. My arch got bigger.

My arch got bigger. That's true. Your arch got bigger. My ass got bigger. No, it didn't. Wait a minute. Your arch got bigger. So you walk on your tippy toes, bro?

No, I gained foot muscle. Foot muscle. Nah, if you walk on your tippy toes, you're gay. No, my arch is bigger, bro. Nah, bro. I got a large arch. Nah, dude. There's a little sugar in that tank.

There's a little sugar, bro. I'm telling you. He grew a little bit. He grew a little bit. I think you're on lifts. Are you on lifts? Nah, HGH, bro. No one's short, though, on your crew.

No, no one's short. I mean, Al's probably short, but he fluctuates in height about 40. Get out of here. Yo, get out of here. Al's not a small guy. Some days, Al's 6'3". Some days, Al's 5'9". Yo, Al can commit any crime.

They'll never catch him. They're like, he's black. How tall is he? I don't know. He's 6'4". I keep him guessing. He's black. He's 6'6". He was running away. You he? I don't know I keep him guessing He's black He's 6'6

He was running away You take off Them fucking sneakers Yo let me do an impression Of Al taking a picture Oh Let me do an impression How tall are you for real?

5'10 No no no This is Al's height Are you watching me On any given day? Yeah This is Al's height Now Al's 5'10 But sometimes he's 6'2 I remember once I'll tell you this story This is Alex.

Now, Alex is 5'10", but sometimes he's 6'2". I remember once, I'll tell you the story, but I've told that many times. We were at Delilah, you know Delilah, that club in LA? Okay. I don't know. Yeah, you don't know. That's right. This guy's a father. I got kids.

I don't even control my Instagram. I got kids, man. I got fucking kids. So we were at this club, and I was talking to this girl. This girl's like 5'11". You guys are at like a nightclub. Nightclub. All those servers.

All right, take it easy. Nightclub, okay? 5'11", bro. She's out there in LA. Now, Al, unbeknownst to this girl, is standing on a whole stair. He's on a whole stair with one leg, and the other leg is just dangling off the stair. You've got to respect it. Slagging game, bro.

She dropped the dollar. He was like, don't pick it up. Don't pick it up. It's fine. I'll get it. He waited for her to leave. He's like talking to her, and I'm thinking he's like touching her, but he's just leaning on her. She's about to fall off the fucking staircase, bro.

She's like, you want to go to the pool? It was swinging,er fucking staircase it was swinging bro what like was swinging I love it though hey no I can't be beat was she into it didn't work out no no you go buy her a drink and fall down six inches you couldn't even offer to get her jig you. You want to grab her something? I'll hold her spot. Kyle on the road to get on, was it Tinder or fucking Bumblebee or whatever you're on? That's what happened. I like that. He got himself a thick shark up in Tacoma.

Really? You tell me if you do this as a headliner. What did I do for you, Kyle? He said the master bedroom is yours. I slept on the couch wow that's honorable yo drew yo i was about to say you better than me but i put these in a hotel room so you're not you cheap pieces wow have you you should see our airbnbs dog what see we try to do the airbnb

thing but you can't get anything out of it it's multi room. What do you mean? Yeah, I don't know. We get fucking eight bedroom cribs. But here's the thing about the Airbnb. There's no fucking water. There's no coffee. It's nothing like close. I need towels. Who's booking your Airbnb?

Our shit is lit. We got coffee. Can you walk to a restaurant? Yeah. You're in the suburbs. No. Where is this Airbnb? Where are you Airbnb?

In Tacoma? What city? What city? Every city. In San Diego, we're on the beach. All of them. All cities. So we wanted to do the Airbnb hustle, but instead, Doug was like, you should just get

an apartment in Austin where crackheads will show up at night. It's a boutique hotel that we took over. It's stupid. You're also wasting money. No, but we also don't want to... They always want to be close to the theater. You just said the most insulting thing you could possibly say to's stupid. You're also wasting money. No, but we also don't want to, they always want to be close to the feeder. You just said the most insulting thing you could possibly say to the truffle.

You're wasting money? Wow. Truffle. Airbnb, you're saving money. Let me clear my... Are you going to let this fucking goy tell you that you're wasting money? You mean the fully refunded trip

because we had the crackhead? Where like... Dove hired a crackhead to show up at the apartment and threaten us with a money. He made Miles take his shirt off and go bang on the door. It was really smart, actually. I can't believe you guys showed up in a hotel. No, no, no.

The thing with Airbnb, we've done the numbers. When you go for a couple days and you want a dope Airbnb, it could be like seven grand total for a couple nights. And then they add three or four grand in fees, taxes. No, no. We were going to do that for this time. That's all I do, bro. I don't know what numbers you're running.

It depends on the city. Are you counting the taxes as well? Everything, bro. Really? Our whole team looks through it. So you're going to go to a nice hotel, right? No, we were saying. At the Red Roof Inn or something.

No, no, no. So you say a nice hotel. In Tucson. How much is a nice room? In Tucson, it was absolutely terrifying. Go to the group. No, no, no. I can break this down. So how many rooms is it? I bet we Tucson, it was absolutely terrifying. Go to the group. No, no, no. I can break this down.

So how many rooms is it? How many? I bet we have the same size crew when you're on the road. So we'll compare numbers. Taking six rooms. If you ever see Dev starting to choke himself. I'll destroy you in these numbers. I don't think you will.

I love this getting horny right now. No, his neck's filling up. Shellfish? No, listen. Because here's the thing. Andrew's at another level. That's fine. I run all my shit, dog.

So I know all the numbers. And I've been on the road and did hotels for everybody. Also, I'm calculating watches. We're playing at the Orpheum. The guys, media guys, this guy, this guy, this guy go at different times. I got to calculate that it's $60 Uber. It's 50 minutes of traffic. It's all of this.

All that time value. So you don't rent a car. All the Uber. It's a beautiful mind. All the things. It's a beautiful mind right here. Brendan, Brendan. This is generations of saving money.

You have to understand what you're going up against, bro. I'm aware. I know this is my guy. 5,000 years they've been working out to save the most money. Getting kicked out of countries for this. This is a big fight. You just pulled up to your office in a $100,000 Range Rover. Sisters, thank you.

He's the TJ Dillashaw saving money, bro. But Andrew paid for the gas. He will die for this shit. Thank you, Andrew Schultz. It's your sister's land. Yeah, but I'm like, we're always collaborating. There's always a fucking trouble going on. Okay? I'm just trying to tell you here, okay? I'm telling you.'m always, we're always collaborating. There's always a fucking trouble going on.

Okay. I'm just trying to tell you here. Okay. I'm telling you. Listen. So what's the next city you're in? The next city that we're in is Paris. I'm in Paris.

Oklahoma. Say Oklahoma. You're not in Oklahoma City? Oklahoma City. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, boys, shut the fuck up. The next city we're in. No, no.

The next city we're in is Oklahoma. He said Paris. I'll send you the Airbnb we stayed in. You compare it to the hotel you guys are staying in. Yeah. How close to the club? Pretty close. 15 minutes.

What's the Airbnb you guys stay in? They rent cars. Giant house. You guys rent cars? We'll rent a car, yeah. You rent a car. Oh, that's interesting. That's interesting.

How many people are going on the road? How many we have, Kyle? You, me, Jay, Derek, Chappelle, Joseph, 6-7? 6-7. I think we're around that. We'll do Airbnbs. We'll definitely do it if there's a value to it.

Buy your sister's car. That's cool. Wow! Wow, Dove! Wow! I love Dove, by the way. I'm not coming at Dove. I love Dove. Wow. I love Dove, by the way. I'm not coming at Dove. I love Dove. And he's good.

Yo, Dove is getting really boiled up right now. Once you told me he gets fired up over this, it's on. He gets fired the fuck up. He's saying you don't know how to spend money. No, I'm not at all. He's shitting. No, I'm not at all. Yes, Dove.

This is what you do for a living. I love Dove. This guy used to get elbowed in the forehead for a living. And he's telling you, you don't know how to fucking spend money, dude. Are you going to take that? We'll get the challenge going. We'll start in Oklahoma. No, this is actually a great idea. Should we compare the books

just of what we pay hotels or Airbnbs? That's fun. I had the same idea that you basically have because I was like, okay, we could stay in a fucking hotel. During COVID? You want to be in a hotel during kofid you want to be in a hotel i don't care about that that's insane but we could say i got that's insane bro i have moderna i'm moderna you have mo but also the thing about airbnb is we're all together

that's the thing we'll have fun in certain cities we did airbnb in phoenix in the camelback mountain all right our idea was this it was just like yo why don't we just get The fucking sickest crib ever Correct Right Instead of doing All these hotel rooms And then we started Looking at Airbnb

And a lot of these Fucking houses suck I'll be honest with you Like people who have Nice houses Don't rent them On Airbnb And by the way

You're talking safety And you know LA has all those Home invasion Crazy shits that have happened The people have been Shot up in In these Airbnb

And he's worried about A home invasion Were you watching CNN? Oh, did you save people's lives recently? Yeah. You're a hero, bro. I mean, I guess. I feel like anyone in here would do it.

What happened exactly? Just was going to dinner and there was a big car wreck and these kids needed help and I saved the kids. You pulled them out of the car? Mm-hmm. Two kids. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. How quickly were you at the scene of the car? Two kids. Whoa. Whoa.

How quickly were you at the scene from the incident? Like we were headed and then my girl's like, whoa, slow down. Because there's a big rig. There was a wreck? The husband was trying to commit suicide, kill the family. What? So he ran in. He went his opposite way, the 101, the highway you guys were on.

He went the opposite way and ran into a big rig. Holy shit. And the only person that died was the mom. What happened to the man? The man crossed the highway, got hit by a car, which I saw, and then he popped up

and then crossed over and then the cops got a hold of him. Oh my God. So we raised, their goal for GoFundMe was 30. We raised 70 grand for him. Yo, give us the, what's the name for the GoFundMe?

It's over now. They ended the GoFundMe. It ended at 70. They only won him. Yo, give us the, what's the name for the girlfriend? It's over now. They ended the girlfriend. We had ended at 70. They only wanted 30, so. Unbelievable, bro. Holy shit, man. You're a hero, dude. I guess.

You would have done the same thing. For real, though. Seriously, that is fucking unbelievable, man. Good for you. And have you kept in touch with them at all? Were they too young to understand what you did? Yeah, way too young. Way too young.

Are you going to just pull them? And I have more people that want to like big boy money but uh i did give like my whole testimony to the cops on friday the lapd and the uh california highway patrol and they're like hold off on the money yet because we don't know where the kids are gonna end up because right now you're giving the money to the aunt we don't know if the ants and now all the family's gonna fight for them because they want to get the money that's associated with the kids and like I won't say names I have big boys who are like hey we have 150k for them 200k so it adds up like don't do it yet let's figure out exactly hopefully it goes into trust when they're 18 school like well yeah

are you gonna stay in touch with the with the family but I'll definitely help the my own kids, you know? Fair enough. But I'll definitely help the family out. Can we please move on? I hate talking about it. Yeah, do you really? Why, because you did something heroic? It's not heroic though, that's what bothers me. I think, I promise you everyone here would do the same thing.

And like my dad, like all his friends were sending the articles, it was all over, right? All over. And my dad's like, I don't get why this is a story. He's like, you were raised this way. Why is this a story? So he wanted to take the credit. No, he was just like, he was like like i don't get why this is a story he's like you were raised this way why is this a story he wants to take the credit no he's just like he's like i don't get why people your dad took all the credit no he was like yeah basically and he's like why aren't they saying i know i raised you to save kids lives but my dad was my dad was just like yeah no shit who would keep driving he's like why is this a story i'm like i'm with you dad but also be cool you know

well i'm proud of you thanks dude yeah i mean like listen there's a lot of heroic stuff going He's like, why is this a story? I'm like, I'm with you, Dad. But also be cool, you know? Well, I'm proud of you. Thanks, dude. Yeah, I mean, like, listen, there's a lot of heroic stuff going on. Kanye's pushing out his album so he can compete with Drake. No, he's waiting to push out till Drake. Like, he's ready to go,

but he's just trying to fuck up Drake's numbers. Yeah, yeah. Are you on Kanye or Drake's side? Drake. All day. All day, dude. If Jay was here right now, he'd argue to the death.

My brother loves fucking kanye because of his rap ability he loves it all we were listening to kanye on the way out here and it's undeniably great no no actually i've heard a couple songs from the new one yeah i have it yeah i got it you have it too yeah i think most people you got it yeah i have it too you know there's people if you know people you a fan do you like I jumped off a little bit when we went crazy religious but uh you know I think there's some mental health issues so I heard a thing about Kanye and I never believed this but now I'm starting to because I have it from my good sources we heard a thing

from a legit source yeah legit sources yeah tell me the source afterwards I'll tell you yeah better be legit but legit legit like pretty much as legit as it comes I think does it rhyme with Barlamain no even closer oh wow oh wow okay and uh because Charlemagne's legit so Charlemagne's legit but some is more personally connected oh wow yeah so it's like and they basically said this they're like the mental health thing is so obvious and so apparent you can tell if he's on his meds or if he's not the tricky thing is he can't create when he's on his meds yep so he has to go quote-unquote crazy to create and when he creates he can create these like beautiful masterpieces he has all these things. One thing is called synesthesia, where you can see sounds.

You put color to sounds. You can put color to sounds. He's a savant. He's a monster. Right. So I've always heard this. And I thought it was like, oh, this is just him trying to market himself as some fucking genius and yada, yada, yada. But I think a lot of this I'm a genius stuff comes from these manic episodes where you really start believing yourself.

My mom is manic depressive. And like when she would go into her like manic shit, she would think that she could fucking like solve a deer problem. Like it was like anything. Yeah, I've been around it, too. But my mom was also a person that came from like like extreme poverty and then like moved to America and then like became a fucking millionaire. Yeah. So it's justified. Yeah.

So it's just like that kind of shit works a little, too. Yeah. If you lean into a genius there for sure. If you can harness's justified. Yeah. So it's just like that kind of shit works a little too. Yeah. If you lean into it. There's some genius there for sure if you can harness it the right way. A hundred percent. So I always thought he was faking it, but then hearing that it's actually real and how he's almost constricted by it. It's like when it's time to create, of course he's got to go to fucking Montana.

He's got to go to the mountains because you can't be with his family. He's literally making himself crazy so that he can create great work. For us. For us. For us or himself or whatever it is. But he understands the process of being crazy. That's brilliant. You almost feel for him. Yo, when it was positioned that way, I was like, that's kind of dope. Now, Drake's still better.

As far as slappers, I'm going to list them in my car. Drake doesn't fucking miss now. Bars, it's Drake. Bars, it's Drake. But if you want to talk about songs that will make you feel something innovation innovation originality yeah but Drake is for slappers in a club yeah the bars that are said like I'm never going yeah Jesus walks bro like I'm never thinking that but there are probably Drake bars that he'll just say and I'm like I would

like that to be even if it's not me what did you see Kanye post that chat with pusha T my thing to push a tee like lyrically he might be better than Drake you're not even the same lane though bro you're like a you're like a you know you're you're you're you're player on the team but you're not you're not the guy yeah you're not one of the guys Drake's the guy yeah yeah so you might beat him lyrically, and his diss record was fantastic. Yeah. No one gives a fuck.

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Yeah, I think he needs a ghostwriter because When you rap you have a certain style and And so in order to get a new style, somebody has to introduce you to the style. So it wasn't bars. It was flow. I got to change up my flow to stay fresh. When you did that episode with DJ Academics, and he was like, Drake's brilliant because he crossed over

because he did something in Spanish with Bad Bunny, and then he markets to everybody. He's switching up his then he markets to everybody like he's switching up his style to market to everybody but so so but that was just one person style i guess you're saying and then maybe other people i guess he was inspired by but you can be inspired by people without like literally just saying hey you work for me put it together but i think drake got certain level and then brought on those writers it's like kevin hart that's like kevin hart exactly kevin hart's at such a level now where he's moving a million miles an hour

where it's like people are like, you know, Kevin has writers. I'm like, I don't give a fuck. He did all the work. Yeah. He's a level now. I assume it was a scalability thing. Yeah.

It's like, I need to scale this. I got to put out an album every year. Yeah, exactly. That's the same about Kanye. Kanye used to do, well, he had like maybe one or two writers and now it's like he has like 20 people on one song. Well, I don't care about Kanye's bars. Like, I don't care if he writes him or anybody else writes him because i look at kanye

as the producer yeah like he's just he's the he's putting together this orchestra writer director like tarantino yeah he's tarantino that's a great well i guess tarantino right but i'm sure tarantino is guys that like fucking work with him and like might help like yeah okay so but the bummer about the drake thing is like i don't know for For whatever reason, maybe I'm, like, biased, but I just think, like, bar for bar, he could take down pretty much whoever. I really do believe that about Drake. And we're going to get roasted for this, but I'm with you. I cannot do it.

You don't think he could? Drake doesn't miss. Like, I've never, like, Kanye's last, like, really two albums, I wasn't, like, foaming at the mouth for it. Like, Drake, I can't wait. Yeah, we're saying two different things. Like, slappers, yes. Bar for bar, no. Okay, who's bar for bar? Like,, I can't wait. Yeah, we're saying two different things. Like slappers, yes. Bar for bar, no.

Okay, who's bar for bar? Like there's so many people who are lyrically better. Well, push your T's better in both of them. Kendrick Lamar. Let me say this, let me pull back. Oh, J Cole, better in both of them. Debatable. But here's what I mean by bar for bar is this.

Little Dicky is better than all. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Get out, stop, stop what I mean by little But uh what I mean by bar for I'm talking about bar for bar from the people that are even in the combo I'm not talking about like the you're a super rap fan and like soundcloud guys on the come up I'm not trying to see like it's like he masters the slump guy But in the run it's like Kendrick Lamar, J. Cole, Kanye. He might be better. He might be better than all of them. Right? Yeah. Like lyrically. It's Drake, J. Not

Kanye. It's Drake, J. Kendrick, I guess Cole. Yeah, but if we were talking lyrics, you could even put Eminem in that discussion. Because like, Em just only cares about lyrics, doesn't care about slappers. So it's like, his fucking verses are technical as fuck yeah yeah yeah okay so then are you a hip-hop in yeah yeah yeah his favorite rappers a little baby yeah were you mad we got canceled for the g that's crazy right so then what do we think happens you think drake beats

uh kanye absolutely really what do you define beat like when if they yeah sells more better first week numbers that's what it's yeah gonna be looking at but you know it's gonna be crazy it's gonna be way like this is actually interesting even if drake beats kanye or kanye beats drake they're both gonna have much higher numbers because people are gonna listen to both so really even if they lose they both win yeah they'll both do way better they're multipliers every kanye fan gonna listen to drake shit and be like yeah see that's ass yeah and every drake fan is gonna listen to kanye shit be like nah that's ass. And every Drake fan is going to listen to Kanye shit and be like, nah, that's ass. Drake got him. My thing is, though, why do they have beef? Do we know?

Like, where's the beef? What is the beef? Is it because he hooked up with fucking Kim Kardashian's mom? It's Calabasas beef. Oh, yeah, we in their town, bro. We might have to pull up and ask. Kanye's office is right up there. Okay, we pulling up.

But, yeah, it's a little bit of ego. It's also the fact that Pusher came at Drake and pushes with Kanye. Yeah like that and he's like they Drake said Drake says like oh He shared the information about his son with Kanye and the But yeah, it's just you go shit, yeah, like you want to be top dog and I understand that into it He's also in a manic episode, right? Like, we acknowledge that Kanye is. But my thing is, why is Drake poking the beer? Drake wants to be top dog.

Yeah, but why is Drake going after Push T, right? He lost the rap battle. Even though I'm upset. Yeah, but he's petty as fuck. Drake is the most petty motherfucker. Like, he still does sneak disses to, like, people he's killed. And I'm here for it. And I'm here for it. And I'm here for it.

Someone's saying he will sneak diss a dude from a city that people only in that city know. I love it. Love it. Oh, yeah. Drake can do no wrong. But that's the thing. Why are you such a big Drake stan? I don't know, man.

I love him. Yeah. He doesn't miss. Name one bad song. No, like, his dominance in, like, I almost look at hip hop the same way I look at like tech, where it's like it's really easy for shit to change up. Like you could be the head of the tech game, and then a new piece of technology comes out, and then you are obsolete.

Yeah. And the hip hop game is the same way. It's like you could be the number one fucking dog, and then next year a new style comes out, and you just can't ride with that style. Well, that's what J. Cole said. Like his diss song was like about Lil Pump and all those guys. He's like, there's no longevity here, man. What you guys are doing, you don't really have talent.

They just want to be around, man. So enjoy it while it's here. I don't know. It's just impressive what Drake has done, man. That level of longevity. You seen his girl? Which one? The mom?

The mom? The basketball player? Yeah. Yeah. Is it? Yeah. Stacked. I mean, he got to take down.

Cheeks like your boy, dog. Yeah. Put me on the court, dog. Put Yeah, not this. Stacked. Yeah. I mean, he got to take down. Cheeks like your boy, dog. Yeah. Bro, put me on the court, dog. Put me on the court, son. Put him in a thong. Get only fair. Oh, my God. You got to be nice at ball.

That's why that kid is so nice. You know what I mean? Because they're talking all this shit about your mom. Yeah, he's fighting for his life, bro. Did you see the chain Drake gave him? What? Drake gave the kid a chain. Yeah.

I already gave his mom a pro. Yeah, but he gave his mom a pearl necklace, okay I've seen it's funny cuz he was mentoring that kid and then you know He's trying to help the kid out and then the mom came Jake was like what the fuck and then that's the order Yeah, I think happened you are not No Drake, no Drake had a plan. This kid's got a future in basketball. No, Drake had a plan. He was mentoring the kid. Yeah.

He probably came over to the house, and the kid was like, oh, what's up, dog? Didn't we just talk? He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Pay for your mom, dog. He was for the mom. Yeah. I mean, he's a savage, bro. Savage.

That guy is, who fucks the mom? Drake. Like, of all the Kardashians, who goes for the mom? Like, isn't that some wild shit ruthless if that is what happened allegedly it's not like proven that fucking mom but even if it even if he didn't the fact that people think he did yeah that's what they think of Drake but he has that song took a lot you know took a left yeah took a right people's it's like her house and people are saying

that's about Kim yeah I know so like it's insinuation that he's fucked Kim. And that's part of the beef as well. And that's why Kanye, yeah. And, like, Kanye, like, has said, like, yo, please stop. Because he doesn't want that out. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Oh, really?

Yeah. Well, now they're broken up. It is what it is. Also, people fuck Kim. He knows that. Yeah, like Ray J. What's the big deal? Yeah.

I mean, it's different. Nick Cannon? There's Ray J., Nick Cannon? Come on. You got a kid? There's other people you can go after. Yeah. But they're not number one.

They're not Drake. Yeah. What'd you think of Brittany Renner? She's the girl. She got PJ Washington for a bunch of money. What'd you think about people trying to say that they basically put her roster up, like all the dudes that she fucked. Yeah, good for her.

And then she just Reposted it like I'm not sorry about none of this This is fire She's a pro She's basically leaning in To being like A legendary

Yeah homeboy fucked up He fucked up Of course But like I kind of think It's interesting branding On her part It's like

If y'all gonna see me as a hoe I'm gonna be super hoe Lean into it And now you're not gonna use it again It's like Eminem shit Yeah Right And low key I'm kind of like super hoes. Lean into it. And now you're not going to use it against like Eminem shit. Yeah. Right?

And low key, I'm kind of like, okay. Yeah. Like she's sitting there with her kid, like breastfeeding or some shit. And then they're just going over the roster of dudes she took down. And it's impressive. I'm not going to lie. Is it? Yeah.

Like he's the least impressive person on it. Yeah. Yeah. God is paying her the money? God, no. Like he got to look at that list like, man, I got lucky. Is there some ballers on there? Son, it's everyone. Oh, really? It's everyone. She like, man, I got lucky. Is there some ballers on there? Son, it's everyone. Oh, really?

It's everyone. She was a joy. Good for her. She's a joy. I mean, she's easy on the eyes. I get it. I mean, she got Colin Kaepernick. Hold on.

Let me get. She got Cap. She got Drake, I guess. I don't know. Trey Songz. Trey. Shout out to Trey. Yeah, she was all over, apparently.

Fucking legend. What do you think about the Hood Olympics? Have you seen this? I haven't seen it You haven't seen the crate challenge? No, I haven't seen it I'm on social media Are we allowed to do that during the tour? Or should we wait until after?

You guys are going to do it? Recreate it? No, no, no I got to show you what this is Do you have it up? Is there a way that we can get it up? It's right there Oh, and you're just trying to see how high you can go on crates on a video game?

Watch. Hold on. Here it is. His beard is terrible. So, yeah. They set up like a pyramid of crates, and you just got to get across. If you get across, you get money for it. But it's the funniest thing to watch.

Oh, here we go. This is fantastic. This is better than the Olympics. Because the shake on it is amazing. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. watch oh here we go this is fantastic this is because the shake on it is amazing oh yeah yeah yeah okay so right now he's going for the top bro and the whole neighborhood is here the whole neighborhood the one guy has his shirt off they get 10 feet in the air they're 10 feet in the air and i guess you get some money if you don't but these this went fucking viral i don't know where he's from yeah that was a tough oh oh that's not even broken arm oh this is fantastic it's This went fucking viral. I don't know where people are getting these milk crates from. Yeah, those are tough. Oh, oh.

That's not even the worst one. Broken arms. Oh, this is fantastic. It's unbelievable. And it's everyone's favorite. Pow. People are losing it, bro. Oh, my God.

Look at this. Bro, this is fantastic. The whole neighborhood is just dying laughing at her ass. She's laughing. Oh, this is fantastic. So this is going viral. Like, everybody's doing this shit. Everybody's doing it.

You guys need to do it soon. Well, what I wanted to do is, I wanted to come out to the show on the crate challenge. Hilarious. So I want the crates to be set up. What if you eat shit? Well, I want to have something hooked up. Oh, no, you can't fucking have a cable, dog.

I want a cable. Oh, that's lame. I want a cable. No, you can't do it. Like, I do a fucking show in front of 2,000 people. Then don't do it, bro. You can't do a cable. No one gives a fuck.

This is show business. This is show business. No, I'm. Then don't do it. You can't do a cable. No one gives a fuck. This is show business. This is show business. Then don't do it, bro. It's show business. You're going to let him do a cable? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. No.

Dude, we didn't let you ride your motorcycle during the Netflix special. That's a good point. I didn't do the motorcycle. Motorcycle? Oh, he's a James Dean? Electric motorcycle with bicycle pedals. It's an electric bicycle. It's an electric bicycle.

It's an electric bicycle. It's a Harley. Let's not call it a motorcycle. It's a motorcycle. It's basically a motorcycle. It's an electric bicycle. It's a Harley. Let's not call it a motorcycle. It's a motorcycle. It's basically a motorcycle. What are you going to do in the winter, then? I put on some mittens. And you fucking hit that electric scooter.

I hit that electric scooter and I get to work, baby. That's how it works. Bro, you can't do this and have a cable on. People are like, who gives a fuck? If I'm doing a show, Shawb, look at what happened. Look at what happened. You don't think you're more athletic than that dude? Say again? You'll make happened. Look at what happened. You don't think you're more athletic than that dude? Say again?

You'll make that. Here's the thing. I haven't seen anybody that didn't look like they have severe alcoholism or drug habit. Yeah. There's a lot going on in these videos. Come on. There was one I saw where a guy rolled a blunt the whole time. I was like, oh, this would happen when it's not cracking.

So you can do it quite easily. But if you've been doing drugs for the last decade, I think I could do it. I could do it. If you do it a few times, you can clear it, then do it for real. But if you fall once, it's over. It's fucking done. And when you guys have to come out. Yeah. Say what? I think I could do that. I could do a few times you can clear it then do it Yeah, then they would have to come out but give us a second I want to see mark do it just fall on his ass and bounce right back No, I think this is what she car Richardson has to do this what do you mean this how she redeems herself She comes back and master

This is what Shikari Richardson has to do now. What do you mean? This is how she redeems herself. She comes back and masters the crate challenge. And wins the crack at Olympics. And then she gets back in the regular Olympics. She's back, dude. This is a redemption art for her.

And you could smoke weed and do this. There's no like, you know, SADA or anything like that. I don't think they test. No, these people are not sober. Honestly, if Shikari does this, she's a legend. Agree. If Shikari does this, she's a legend. I can't wait for you to do this. I think that we got to do it.

Shaw, are you down? I think I'm too heavy. Where do you get all the milk crates that's a good which actually it is good that it's milk crates i think i'm too heavy you think yeah you think you would crush the crates yeah i think i crushed the crates what about before steroids before you put on all this roid weight what do you think how much do you think you put on since you started it's milk way bro you're just drinking milk just milk milk's for babies man. You're drinking milk. It's just milk. Milk's for babies, man. I don't fucking milk. You don't drink milk? No.

Fuck no. Not at all. That's disgusting. That's for babies. Anti-vaxxer, anti-milk. I'm vaccinated. You're a vaccinated anti-vaxxer, bro. You're a wild boy.

You're a wild boy, dude. You're a wild boy. No comment. No comment, dog. Dude, so no milk. What else? No milk. That's it, man.

You won't just have a grass and milk? A grass? A grass? His chin here? This guy's vaccinated, bro. milk what else no milk that's it man you don't just have a grass and milk i love you i fucking love you. Okay, stop it Calm it the fuck down. Okay. What about a glass? Have a glass of whole milk It's over, bro. It's over, bro. You fucked it up. It's over, man. Come on, dude. Why is Chin dodging us? What the fuck's going on?

Chin's on tour, bro. He's on tour? What? The musician, him and the Little Brows, my boy Little Brows, who won the white rapper contest for King of the Sting. He's like blowing up. Get the fuck out of here. So him and Chin are on tour.

They're in Cleveland. What are they calling it? The Delta variant? So him and Chin on tour, they're in Cleveland. What are they calling it? The Delta variant? Bro, dude, it was crazy when he was on Rogan, bro. That was wild. Who?

When he was talking about escaping North Korea and shit like that. Oh, do you believe that? I loved the way he was on Rogan. You're like, bro, you believe all that shit? I was like, get him. Because I don't believe it either. I don't believe it either. People are upset at me for saying it. I don't believe believe it either i was just making jokes about her tits being big

you were like she's stacked she was stacked but but they say she's like the paris hilton of uh korea of north korea yeah yeah which is i don't know what that is like i mean it's like hoodrich you know but um obviously i'm sure she saw some crazy shit but maybe she's embellishing a little bit more but i basically went on there i was like dude it's like it's weird to take her word for it and we can't but here's the thing like if it's horrible there which we all acknowledge it's horrible there just fucking lie and make it seem even worse so maybe somebody goes over there and helps agree like if she goes there and she's like actually i had it pretty good in north korea yeah nobody gives a fuck about your story you. So it's like I almost look at her like what we do with jokes. Like if I have a story that I tell on stage.

I'm going to exaggerate on stage. It's lies. If I tell a story about Alex on this podcast, it's the truth. Yes, exactly. A hundred percent. He's 5'7". He's 5'7". It's legit crazy.

On Thursdays, okay? If it's a podcast day, he's coming in at 5, 10, maybe 5, 11. We're going to do a height in. It's not a weigh-in. We're doing a height in. Back to that North Korean girl. The first person I heard kind of questioned was Tim Dillon. Really?

I was like, oh, there's a thing about this? Then you look into it, like, oh, there's a bunch of things about this. And then when you brought up, I was like, ghetto. I mean, I just was curious. And the room was like, well, there's a lot of propaganda by the North Korea fucking media. I'm like, I don't know, man. I mean, if I was from South Korea. I don't curious the road was like well. There's a lot of propaganda by the North Korea fucking media. Yeah I don't know yeah I mean if I was from I don't know the truth I and I was you know if I was in South Korea

I would want her to say how awful North Korea is for sure right yeah I mean like wouldn't you mm-hmm right and North Korea is probably awful, but the same time we haven't been there So I stopped listening to this too depressing. I just I just watched the clip. I watch yeah, that's not the clip I didn't get through that yeah, dude dude i fuck i nutted like 30 seconds it was unbelievable i'm surprised you heard what she said i just watched it on mute i was making some noise yeah you wouldn't know if you heard her story dude was it really that crazy uh horrible really horrible what was she saying kids getting eaten by rats and shit again i didn't listen it was too depressing no. What was she saying? Kids getting eaten by rats and shit.

Again, I didn't listen to it. It's too depressing. No way. I don't need that. Kids getting eaten by rats. Yes. Like the kids were like malnourished and the rats would eat you. Yeah. Kids just shoot big.

I don't know how the rats are in North Korea. I mean, if the rats are that big, they should eat them. Yeah. These guys are New Yorkers, Russ. This is the last part of the story. Like, I forgot to tell you guys this story. My boy, Neil. Shout out to my boy, Neil.

What's up, Neil? Who's just fucking killing it in Bitcoin. He made all this goddamn money in Bitcoin. Came to school once and... You went to high school with him? Yeah, we went to high school. Came to school with a rat in his Timberland. And didn't even know.

And he thought... And he took off he takes off his boot and then tums the boot out and a fucking rat falls out of the boot and we're like dude what the fuck is going on pay the light bill Sean

what the fuck is happening it's motion censored alright well we need some people working around here ok back to work so is chin on like a wheel somewhere All right. We need some people working around here. Okay. Back to work. Okay. So is Chin on like a wheel somewhere? Okay. Stop taking breaks, bro.

Stop taking breaks. He's stupid. Okay. I love you, Chin. He's stupid. But yeah, he just came. He dumped his fucking boot and a rat falls out of the boot. And he was just chilling with the rat the rest of the morning? He literally says this.

He goes, dude, I thought my sock bunched up at the front. That's what he said. His fucking sock bunched up at the front of the boot. Nils, we love you, dog. We love you, bro. And if any of y'all can't get it. Really? You're not taking a little snoozy?

Come on, snooze, bro Come on, dog Oh, we've never seen Mark high I never know that you do lips, bro These are only six milligrams What does that mean? You just did three of them That's 18 milligrams

I got problems, dog I got all that shit running through my veins Really? What else you got running through your veins? You're on some shit, dude Am I going to look like Brendan after this? Hell yeah, dude I think you might, dude This shit reminds going to look like Brendan after this? Hell yeah, dude.

I think you might, dude. Hell yeah. This shit reminds me of Swedish prison. Oh, that's right. They would just do snooze in Swedish prison. That's the only thing they were allowed to do. Oh, yeah, yeah. Bro, get a lift going, dude. They couldn't do cigarettes and shit like that?

No, you look like a fucking retard. I mean, you look so Florida now. No, stop. What? Oh, you look fantastic. Don't let him hold you down. Come on, dude. Let me be great.

Nah, he holds it better than you. What are you talking about? Let me see. You should be used to having things in stay like this wait how you'll do like multiple of those a day i'll go through a can of day really are you worried at all about getting like face cancer no no why not because there's no uh tobacco tobacco is what fucks you up what's in it nicotine just nicotine straight. Oh, so they figured out a way to like feed people. Yeah.

Because like nicotine is actually, there's proof that it's like healthy for you. Say what you were about to say. You were like, it's good for you. I was going to say good for you. I was like, eh, it gets dicey. It gets dicey. It's promoting. It gets dicey.

So you're not going to have like your face removed? No, not at all. No one gets cancer from this. It's just addictive. Huh. But it just makes you feel good. And it's not bad for you. Yeah.

Like, the thing they found, like, smokers, like, dementia. Obviously, I worry about CT. I know there's a million jokes about it with CT. But what they realized is smokers, none of them had dementia because of the nicotine. So, like, how can we get nicotine in the brain without smoking? And then shit like this comes out. There's extensive research that nicotine helps dementia and CT. Get out of here.

That's why I started doing it. Wait, really? That's the only reason I started doing it. Get the fuck out of here. I swear on my life. I don't smoke. I do no drugs. I do nothing.

I only do this. Is it like your brand? What? Is it like your brand? No, I work with them. But I started no drugs. I do nothing. I only do this. Is it like your brand? What? Is it like your brand? No, I work with them. But I started with them. How is it? Are you spitting them?

He's spitting them. I'm afraid to swallow it. No, you don't have to be. I threw up so much in high school. Bro, this isn't like fucking Kodiak. This is... You got to get one too. You can swallow it.

It's fine. Yeah, I swore on my life. I go through a pack a day, Doug. Give me one. That doesn't sound healthy. Is it going to hurt my lips? No, not at all. There's no like, there's no like.

You went top lip? Don't you go top? I'm going top. What are you, Fred McGriff? Bro, take one of these, dude. They just do a top in prison. This is Shob's secret to being a genius, bro. You got to take this.

Come on. Hold on one second, Shob. Hey, Truffle, are you going to take one? Just put it right in your fucking nostril? I can show up. Hey, truffle, are you going to take one? Just put it right in your fucking nostril. Just so I can.

Okay. Okay. The nose making nose jokes. Now, get that. Let me see it. So I just leave it here. Yeah, you can swallow it. There's no effects.

I feel smarter. Do you? Yeah, it's starting to hit. Oh, dude. Did you get any concussions from soccer? I got one, yeah. From heading, right? There's a lot of concussions.

I got punched by a goalkeeper in the head. Really? Yeah. Did you see his forehead? He's good. Yeah, yeah. He's good. I broke the keeper's hand, bro. That's what happens.

Dude, he got the real shit, dude. Prometheus face over here. Y'all remember Prometheus, bro? They had the heads on him, bro. They had some fucking skulls on him, dude. That kid's got a skull. They were bodied up, too, man. Y'all remember Prometheus, bro? They had heads on them, bro. They had some fucking skulls on them, dude. That kid's got a skull on him. They were bodied up, too, man.

Big brain over there. Big fucking brain. He has a big brain on Brad. Okay, what else we got? What else we got, Shaw? What else we need to talk about? What else is there before we get the fuck out of here? Okay, we just started snoozing, dog.

You look like you all just got punched in the face. We do, right? A little fat lip. Did you do fat lip or no? Brendan looks normal. All of you guys look ridiculous. Where do you put it? Here.

Why'd you put it up top? You said in Sweden they were doing it? Yeah. You know what the thing is in Sweden, like people that are really into this? So these are 6 milligrams? I ordered some from Sweden. There were 60 milligrams. 60? 60! Oh, you'll pass out. You don't want to fuck with that.

I couldn't even keep up. Take it easy. Bro. 60. Oh, you'll pass out. You don't want to fuck with that. Yeah, I couldn't even keep it in for a long time. I don't know whether, I don't know. Take it easy. Bro. Tell me about the cycle, bro. You're fucking on it, dude. I just can't work out. Nah, dude, it's too much.

It's too aggressive. I was a professional athlete. I know you're a professional athlete. In two sports. I know that. I'm aware of that. It's different now. Let's say hypothetical. Hypothetically, if you were to be on eight. Like if I know that I'm aware of that. It's different. Let's say hypothetical hypothetically if you were to be

Psychopath I would like do tasks and then I would do primo like every day. What's Primo's Primo Primo is Parabolin, I think I can say it. That's you know, I'm not on it. I don't know I have a friend who does all that shit. I don't know you've taken Moderna and you called it Moderna So I'm sorry. I'm just saying. You can just pronounce some shit that you know how to do and you know how to take. Well, I had to take it. I'm just saying.

I believe if I was to go to someone outside of the muscle doc, Shelson, the muscle doc, Jordan, you know. Who's the muscle doc? Oh, dude. Jordan Shallows, bro. He's definitely on TRT. Dude, I don't know what that guy's on, but he's a savage. Yeah. There you go.

Okay. But if I was to go to somebody and learn about what i should take i would come to you really i would come to you i feel like you would know why don't you talk about your performance enhancing drugs what about i take your own stuff finasteride that also uh blue chew oh yeah also that you're on you like blue chew i love it he takes every morning every morning well yeah you know you know know, I think it beat off Savage jack-off sessions, but the thing is is You just took it and then wait and wait 30 minutes cuz I was supposed to take something down and it fell through and now It's like

So you just sucked yourself off Suck yourself off, dude. I mean, yeah I mean, yeah. Yeah. I respect. You know what? You. So he's a wild boy when he's on some snooze, huh? Yeah.

Yeah. Just suck you off this grass. I went with it. I'm like, man, pack the lip of your own dick, dude. You better just tuck the right. Oh, you never threw your head in your mouth. But you know, you know, blue chip. You took it.

If you're a UFC fighter, you took it before a fight. You'd fail the drug test. It's an illegal supplement. Yeah. Because it enhances your blood flow and you wouldn't make weight My my urethra lips quiver Is that true? Are we high? Are we high? Are we high? This is what we needed, boys. We're back. Minute four.

I tried telling you guys, man. What is it? Am I high? Yeah. Is it lemon? It's lemon flavor. My gum's bleeding? No.

None of that. There's no... The broken glass? No, there's none of that. What's in it? What is it? Just straight nicotine with flavor. Are you sure? I swear on my life. What does nicotine look like? Yeah, I don't know, dude. none of that. What's in it? What is it? Just straight nicotine with flavor. Are you sure? I swear on my life.

What does nicotine look like? Yeah, I don't know, dude. How do we know it's nicotine? Maybe this is just testicle sweat that you just put in little packets and you're just giving it to the guest. Delicious, though, right? It's actually not that bad. Yeah.

What's that watch you got right there? Oh, you're a watch guy on the sun now. No, I'm a fraud. Yeah. I'm a complete fraud. Well, if you're wearing that. He's a car guy. He's a watch guy.

I'm a fraud. Well, a complete fraud. Well, if you're wearing that. He's a car guy. He's a watch guy. I'm a fraud. But this is. Well, you have good taste in cars. Sean, ask him about his car. Ask him about his car. No, it's a Speedster, right? Yeah, Speedster. Keep going.

Keep asking. It's a Speedster. It's a Speedster. Yeah, it's a 356. It's a 356. Keep going. And you're having it restored? Yeah.

I'm just having it stored keep asking questions to lead to the answer this guy fucking lobotomized me when I was making fun of him as we were getting the car built

are you helping with the car no no no whoever's listening Dove had no say in this here's what's scary from because when i heard you talking about uh cars with rogan all right doesn't really know cars so if they know you don't know cars they're gonna you on that remod right really it's

not a real speedster i'm not spending half a million dollars on a car assume that yes i'm getting a replica speedster yes right i'm sure it's the shell yeah i know it's the shell well they build the shell. And they're making it, yes. And they put it on a Volkswagen chassis, essentially, and they cut the Volkswagen chassis to make it.

Yep. And these guys all make fun of me. He said that I had a fucking, was it a sorority girl's car? A Jetta. A Jetta. He's a 99 Jetta. You don't have a Porsche,

you have a Jetta. And he just fucking made me feel bad. Well, there was a Jetta in the corner of the garage. We have that on camera. Which is not my, I would never have my car built On a fucking Jetta. What's it built on? What? What's it built on? Mark? You're asking questions for no reason. You're high. You're high. You're high. I'm addicted to drugs. You're addicted to fucking drugs. I'm addicted to drugs. Welcome to the team. I'm addicted to drugs.

But do you know what kind of engine they're putting in? They build the engine from scratch. It's actually the same engine that was in the Porsches. Back then? Because it cuz we slow as fuck well Yeah, they're not it's not meant to be fast like I get that but that if it's the engine from back then it's me So see we'll have a hundred We'll have way more horsepower than that, but the way that it's built it's built in the same way. It's gonna be dope No, no, no, you're hardly Like the maroon color I have I got a specific green that I want. It's going to be sick.

Like a British green? It is a version of that. It's a little darker. I want, yeah, yeah. That's my favorite. The British racing green is amazing. The best. But here's the thing about the car, right?

I'm not a big car guy. You're a big car guy. Joe's a big car guy. I don't care about the legacy of the car. I just think the thing is fucking beautiful and I don't want it to be old. And it's almost as if this shit was proven to me when we were in la a couple days ago so all these guys are making fun of me won't you just get the old one i spent half a million dollars in car i'm not even fucking hard guy stupid right we get this 1970 what is it cadillac deville right we're pulling up right no no no that

was that was hydrology we it. And we're driving around. I'm like, dude, 1970. It's a fucking boat. But I was like, this is cool. This is how you drive. Everything's good, whatever. We're stopping to do a video, right? And literally, the guy told us, he was like, sometimes it heats up.

When it heats up, you just turn it off. But just make sure it doesn't go past, like, the half meter on the heat. I'm like, all right. I didn't even look at the meter because I'm like we're we're not even driving why would it heat up right all of a sudden green shit starts shooting out the front of the fucking car jesus green like like mark said it was like something out of rl stein yeah like it was goosebumps right it was like slime is coming out of the front of the car kids choice award dude we were fucking smart like it's everywhere like you're on double day yeah exactly 100%

shooting out the front of the car smoke starts coming out al there's a great video of al like that's the fucking slime son yes it looks like a cartoon it looks like we edited the picture right but it was also spraying out just that's why miles looks like a turtle seriously because he got close he touched it and now this is real shit so he goes so all of a sudden al jumps out the fuck out of the car we're on a car it's. It's smoking. It's just stopped immediately. And they're all looking at me. And I'm telling them, this is why I don't want a fucking old car. I don't want to deal with it.

I want something that looks like an old car. The problem with the old cars, you have to get them worked on all the time. All the fucking time. It's always in the shop. You have to have a specialist. No, you're doing it right. I want AC. Don't listen to that.

I want heat. Don't listen to that. I want music. I want power fucking windows. You know the speedsters, you slide the windows in yourself. I'm like, fuck that. Give me the power. I just want to look beautiful because back in the day They make cars look beautiful because they don't have all these like gas requirements

Yeah, like now every car looks exactly the same because it has to meet a emissions requirement So it has to have all these like aerodynamics back in the day didn't give a fuck It was aerodynamic at all. Those are beautiful car dig it. No, no, we like to give them shit But I completely as a Truffle Support this Because first of all He would never drive A $300,000 $500,000 car

In Manhattan Stop it He's driving a German car He was gonna drive it Around Manhattan And that's not a daily driver Either Exactly

You're taking that out for fun I might even leave it out here That'd be dope On the west coast I'll drive that I'm gonna leave it At Thick Boy Studios You could do that

As long as you can drive it You'd be a Flint I'd be Wreck On the West Coast. I'll drive that big car. I'm going to leave it at Thick Boy Studios. You could do that. As long as you can drive it. You'd be a Flint. I'd be Wreck-It Ralph. Dude. That's Wreck-It Ralph. I'd be fucking Wreck-It Ralph. 100%. It'd be lit as fuck.

That'd be hilarious. That'd be sick. Yo, we got to get you in the speedster. 100%. You should take my car first. Are you sure? You got some wheels, huh?

That's a wheel. What's the collection? Like all the cars? Yeah. Right now, so the GT2, the Aston Martin DB11, the G-Wagon 63, and then the Defender. No speedster. And they'll have a Bronco coming. What year Defender?

Next week. 2020. It's 2021 Defender. Okay, let me throw something at you. British Green. British Green. Beautiful. Class.

Let me show the- Favorite color in cars. The Toyota. I'm out. Camry. I'm out. Wait for it. Wait for it. No, no, no. Trust me. Wait for it. Trust me show the... Favorite coloring cards. Toyota. I'm out. Camry. I'm out. Wait for it. Wait for it.

No, no, no. Trust me. Wait for it. Trust me. Wait for it. It's my car, but he's going to say it. Land Cruiser. Say it.

Say it. Go on. Continue. Say it. I know you want to say it. The FJ. 1970s FJ. Those are sick.

They're fucking... The reason I say this is because you said the Bronco. The FJ is fucking unbelievable. No, they're dope. And it's slept on. It's like a little more slept on than a Bronco. They're expensive. They're expensive for trailing the 1980s and 90s Defenders.

Oh, by far. Those Defenders are like 200 grand. I mean, after this podcast airs, bye-bye. Yeah, bye-bye. FJ. No, those are sick. They're sick, right? They're sick.

I would fuck with one of those. Have you seen the new Bronco, though? The Bronco's sick. Two-door. You get the first edition package. The Yeti package, I think you call it, with the 35s. It comes from the factory 35s. They just released a British green color.

What does that mean, 35s? The tires. So it comes off-road already. All set. You don't have to do any off-market shit. All set. Take the top off. You can have the doors off.

It gets mud. You can fucking hose it down so let me ask you this am i there's that shit right there am i gonna turn into like a car guy is that what happens like you get a couple and then it becomes like the watch and it becomes like these things because it starts with that right you know yeah this is that you can't be a car guy in new york unless i mean this is new bronco new york is tough yeah it's a new bronco i like the old one better yeah the old 90s shits shit? The OJ one? The OJ Bronco? Oh, my gosh.

Get the fuck out of here. You don't remember that thing? With the lift? Yeah. It's a nightmare. Do you think OJ did it? 110%. Come on.

And I'm still a fan. Come on. Wow, dude. I still fuck with him. He's just saying that to clear his mind, because he knows the killer could still be out there. That's true. The killer could be out here. Who do you guys think the son did it?

Maybe. Come on. Here's my question. Would you have him on the podcast? I would. I would have him come on the podcast. So my team reached out to him, too. Yes. And here's the thing. Would you have him on the podcast? I would come on the podcast here So my team reached out to him too. Yes, and here's the thing didn't reach out to him. You're a wild boy No, that's no I reached out to him. Yeah, but he won't I'm high out of my mind, right? Yes No off this I'm high out of my mind. You're addicted to drugs. I'm addicted

I'm pulling my dick out right now talking the team Welcome to the if we'll talk about the murder If he talks about the murder I'm down But he won't So I'm not gonna have Bond to talk about Fantasy football I don't give a fuck

Let's get to it man Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah But you don't wanna have him on I didn't say I wouldn't The ratings would be Look you have to separate The crime from the criminal Like that's just

You know That's bottom line Yes Keep going Keep going on that What do you mean Like the way you separate the art from the artist. You know what I mean?

If the artist is something bad, that's fine. You got to separate the crime from the criminal. Oh, you wouldn't have him on if you think he murdered. If you think he did it. Otherwise, you'd have him on. I think he did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I'm no fucking detective out here, but I'm pretty sure that OJ killed him. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, yeah. But. Civil, he was found guilty. Exactly. Exactly. Civil, he's guilty.

And he's fucking guilty. Yeah, he did. It's pretty obvious.. Civil. He's guilty and he's fucking guilty. Yeah, he did. It's pretty obvious. And it would be a crazy conversation. Al wants him on. I don't know. But then people go, yo, you had Alex Jones on to me. But I'm like, yeah, but Alex Jones didn't kill anybody.

He said people didn't die. He said people didn't kill. He did the opposite of killing. He did the opposite. He said kids didn't die. He made more people. He made more people. Yeah.

Both offensive. I think you should do it. You could more people. He made more people. Yeah. Both offensive. I think you should do it. You could get away with it for sure. Come on. Have OJ on? Yes. But then what do we do? How do we make it different?

How do we make it unique? Should we dress up as Nicole? But we know that's the word. Yeah. Pool boy? Yeah. Oh, pool boy. Oh, boy.

Killing Kato? Yeah. I could do that. You have the long hair. That's what I'm saying. I'm a little cabana boy. I'm fit for it. I'm a cabana Yeah, I could do that. You have a long hair. That's what I'm saying I'm a little cabana boy. I'm fit for it What could you do with him I wonder if you could talk about like it can't be an interview it has to be again No, that'd be lame. Yeah, but you could like talk about like shit going on like murders going on now

Let's start a murder podcast with OJ like just get his opinion Yeah, bro. How have none of those girls that do those NPR podcasts? Welcome to Serial. Yeah, Serial, and then get OJ and get his opinion. And be like, do you believe this guy? And he's like, yeah. How would you do it, hypothetically? Like, can you believe this guy got away with this?

He's like, yeah, a little bit. And he's sick. Which pod would you have him on? Oh, I'd put him on King of Sting so me and Theo could light him up. That would be fucking unreal. Give him so mad he tries to kill us. Oh. Yeah.

But you could hold your own now. I'd beat the shit out of him. You think you would? Oh, I know I would. Do you still want to fight? Is there a little part of you? What? Not at all?

When was the last time you fought? In 2014 or 15 when I fought in the UFC. Oh, you didn't have like a street scuttle? Never. Really? I didn't have like a street scuttle? Never. Really? No, street fight when I was little. What about like subduing somebody? Like, would you do that?

If on the plane, someone's like trying to do... You know how everyone's wiling on planes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I get on a plane, I'm like, I fucking hope so. Oh, you would tape the guy like a spirit? I'd just choke him out and then like film it for, you know, sell tickets. That'd be Andrew. Andrew gets on planes and gets crazy.

Andrew's the craziest guy on planes. Let's go. I love it. Keep it dark. Can we see? Yeah, but it's not as good. Probably better with light. Okay, listen.

Shob, we have to wrap this up. I do, dude. I love you, man. I love you so much. Don't let me hate on the speedster. I'm proud of you. Especially the green. You're going to love it.

I'm going to show it to you. Can I leave it at Thick Boy Studios? I could leave it up in Santa Barbara, but there's part of me that kind of wants you to rip it every once in a while. We had one more thing we didn't talk about. Oh, what, what, what? Only fans.

Oh! Banning pornography. Okay, that's it. We do Only Fans and then we're done. They fucked themselves. But do you know the whole story? It's not all... Can you break it down?

Because some people might not know. Okay, so everybody... So the report comes out like... Can I tell you what I think before you tell the real story? Yeah, go, go, go, go. I think... Because they're a billion dollar business, right? I think they're trying to sell to mainstream and get big sponsors and

they're like yeah we're down to buy it but you got ditched the nudity the porn okay that's easy and you buy it so that I bet they're planning to sell that's why I think they did it mmm or they want to go public cuz like there was somebody else who allowed porn and they got was it tumblr something did it tumblr tumblr did it and then they're like no more porn and then just shot themselves in the foot and now they're irrelevant that's Tumblr or something did it? Tumblr took it off. Tumblr did it. And then they're like, no more porn. And then just shot themselves in the foot. And now they're irrelevant. That's literally what Mark said. Yeah.

Is it, can you see us still? Because this is kind of like intimate. We're talking about OnlyFans. It's like. Yeah. Can you see them? Yeah. That's cool.

Yeah. Maybe not me. So they're banning fucking basically. Yeah. Most of these big OnlyFans accounts that we know from the thoughts or like the IG thoughts I think they're just some nudity but it's not like dicks going in them no like it you know you know my girl who works for me cat is on there yes crazy manana and she does no nudity what does she do feet she

just feet she might do like you know a sexy picture and like lingerie or something crazy ever. Super classy stuff. Yeah, we're trying to get Dove into it. She crushes it. You need to put a thong on and get on there. I think I could. I think Dove would do better, though. Why?

Soft core. What's soft about him? The body? He has a soft core. Yeah, he's perfect for it. You look friendly. You're perfect for soft core. You're built for soft core.

Come at me. I out-pull-upped you by three times. No, you didn't go full dead hang. You didn't go dead hang. Let's go right now. How many did you do? 21. This guy can do... He breathes out of his nose. He got a didn't go full dead hang. You didn't go dead hang. How many did you do? 21. This guy can do... He breathes out of his nose. He got a lift. That's on him.

Whatever anyone does for me to win, plus one. Can you be honest, though? Because Mark is saying something you didn't exactly say right. No, no, no. Al did win, but was Dub cheating when he sneezed and he would be able to... Literally there.

Was he cheating? Do, he was cheating. He was cheating. Do you know that before I joined this little ruckus gang, it was him that got the nose jokes? Yeah, that's why I brought him on board. That's why I brought you on board. Yeah, exactly. I haven't got a single nose joke since he's been around.

Your nose is tiny, actually. I thought you got a nose job. Your nose looks tiny next to you. I don't think I'm high because of this snooze. I think he's taking all the oxygen from me. We're all like that. We're blood doping right now. Brendan didn't pay the AC bill. It's hot in here. Because of this news I think he's taking all the oxygen But okay, so basically all the girls are just showing tits all these IG miles and maybe I don't even maybe if they're showing Pussy, I don't even know but like if you can still see titties people are gonna still pay correct

So it's just the people who are fucking and if I want to see fucking I'm not paying five dollars I'll go on a lot of people are though like a Nicole Aniston who's huge on there So that was her way of saying yeah, she's huge porno star She's date my buddy. Anyways, though she you didn't bring her up, but she so you brought her up Well, you know so on on you porn they take their cut like brass ears or whatever it is They take a huge cut. OnlyFans, she gets all the money. I love you, brother.

I love you so much. It sounds so elegant. Yeah, she gets all the money. She gets all the money. She gets 20%. They take 20%. Yeah, but that's still better. Look at her dime piece. So she makes, you know, whatever.

Let's say $600K a month on OnlyFans. They take it away. She has to go back to fucking YouPorn, sign a deal with Reality Kings. It's half her money. Also, the thing with OnlyFans is you're not paying necessarily for the sex. You're paying for the relationship. And that's another thing. There's DMs, right? It's the parasocial relationship. You know that Kat doesn't

have to do that herself. They have these agencies. I'm aware. Okay. It's a hustle. It's an Indian call center. I think they have an Indian call center set up. And so that's how you got to get guys off of OnlyFans. You got to just put the It's an Indian call center. I think they have an Indian call center set up. That's how you gotta get guys off of OnlyFans. You gotta just put the message in an Indian accent and then you'll be off. But we don't want OnlyFans to go away.

You don't want the fan base to just go away because it fucks those individual artists. I want OnlyFans to go away. Why? Because I thought it'd be a more salacious take. Is there a more salacious take than that? I will take that one. I have no attachment to Oli Vance. I'm sad that it's taking away the Indian call center, guys.

That's true. Yeah. Because all this texting, they're fucked. You're turning me on so much. Like that thing. You're making me so wet. Some Indian guy. He had the Mexican joke in the beginning.

You're making me so horny. Brad's a white guy, fellow white guy. Yeah, tone it down tonight. No, Akash is... We're going to FaceTime Akash, and then it'll be okay. He's an immigrant, dude. He's not even fucking white. Yeah, you are white, but you're an immigrant. Dark white, yeah. He's white guy. Yeah, tone it down tonight. No, Akash is, we're going to FaceTime Akash and then it'll be okay. He's an immigrant, dude. He's not even fucking white. Yeah, you are white, but you're an immigrant.

Dark white, yeah. He's dark white. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your family came from where? From Montreal. You're white. No, no, no, no. Yeah, you're actually a white walker.

You're a white walker. You're a white walker. You're a white walker. You're a white walker. You're a white walker. You're a white walker. You're the Quakers. Nothing gets whiter in Montreal.

What? Toronto? You're a white kid, dude. No, you're white as fuck. You're a white fucking kid. Jay-Z doesn't have, Jay-Z, Drake doesn't have any songs about Montreal. That're right. You're a white dude. Why this fuck? Jay-z Montreal that's close Actually, we don't even need to turn on the lights just have marks sit on the table

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I'm okay with OnlyFans. I think it's great. I think it's fine. Awesome. I just think the brand. I wonder why they're doing it, though. It has to be to get bought out. They want an IPO, dude. I think it's great. I think it's fine. Awesome. I just think the brand. I wonder why they're doing it, though. It has to be to get bought out. They want IPO, dude.

They want to. I think it's the credit card. If it's just about sex. Oh, you know, I heard it's the banks. Yeah. Because the banks don't want to take the money. They did the same thing with Pornhub. Wait, they did?

Yeah, they're like, clean up your site because we don't want our company to be tied. Like, they don't want that ad. When I buy child porn, I use MasterCard. Like, they don't want that shit. You know what I mean? Well, I don't think. So, I don't think the issue is you're actually touching on it with the child porn. I don't think it's just showing tits and pussy. I think they can't control or they're not controlling well enough who's subscribing to the OnlyFans.

You've got a bunch of fucking 10-year-olds that are subscribing to these naked people. I don't know what the sign-up process is. I would assume there's like 21 and over. I mean, they say, are you 21? And you go, oh, yeah. Or something like that. Maybe they show your ID, but you can get an ID. But also, it could be underage people showing pussy and tits

And that's what they don't want to be And the banks are like we're not touching any of this shit If there's like a prostitution thing There's also an illegal country thing going on So like some countries don't allow like sex work like that And so now other countries are like Yo we can prosecute And OnlyFans is complicit and they're a partner in the crime

If they're facilitating the transaction. And then you were saying that something like we think a billion dollars is a lot. Like we think a billion dollars is a lot. It's all money. But for a bank, they're like, that's adorable, sweetheart. Correct. There's four of us that, oh, my God. It feels inappropriate to talk about this with this much light.

I'm sorry for what I said. I'm sorry for what I said earlier. It's all the Indians listening. All the Indians. Now that everybody can see you. Keep'm sorry for what I said earlier. I think we have to stop. Do your MasterCard joke. All the Indians I've watched. Now that everybody can see you. Now that the lights are on. Keep that same energy with the lights on. This poor woman does have a visa, but I do.

Guys, thank you so much for listening. Shawb, you're the fucking man. Big boy. Fighter and the kid. I mean, tell them everywhere that they can. They know who you are, but tell everybody where they can watch your stuff. I'm in La Jolla next week. Check them.

This is coming out tomorrow. Or Tuesday. Tuesday. So yeah, La Jolla. Check out your boy watch your stuff. I'm in La Jolla next week. Check them. It's coming out tomorrow. Or Tuesday. Tuesday. So yeah, La Jolla. Check out your boy. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, La Jolla Comedy Store. And then the big one, San Antonio Bud Light Event Center, September 24th, 25th. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh. We love San Antonio. San Antonio's a great fucking city. Favorite spot in Texas. It's un-fucking-real, man. Have you stayed at that Hotel Emma? No. I wasn't involved with the San Antonio.

Wow. Wasn't being it, though. Why? Hotel Emma's dope? Best hotel in America. So that's where you want Airbnb. That's where you want a hotel. Even then, as much as I love that hotel, I might do Airbnb just because, you know, seven

people at Hotel Emma's a five-star fucking place. Will you guys just stay in those cages? Or how does it work? Kyle's staying in a cage. What if he's bringing a girl home? You got to give him the big cage then i get in the cage yo so check him out at san antonio where you where can they get tickets and all that stuff uh thickboy.com or fatkz.com done make sure you check it out i love you man you're the man thank you so much and thank you so much for what you've done for me man a lot of people don't know that they should know that thank you

so much i really appreciate it yep god me, man. A lot of people don't know that. They should know that. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. God bless. This has been Flaker 2. Peace.