Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Shannon Sharpe vs Shaq Heated Beef, Vitaly Pedo Hunting, & Seinfeld Commencement Walk Out

Episode Date: May 15, 2024

YERRRR, the guys broke down the Shannon Sharpe & Shaq beef; Schulz explains why BBL Drizzy is ultimate winner in all of this fighting; what's going on with Vitaly's vigilante streams; why Seinfeld might be right; and much much more. INDULGE 00:00 You should never bet against Metro 4:25 Metro Gr**min getting James Gunned 9:22 Vitaly catch and releasing all the predators 14:40 Issues with tipping off these wrong’uns 18:34 Streamers are catching the same people + offences committed against them 23:19 Drake should lean into BBL Drizzy + exposing his “tactics” 29:40 Drake ties to Hip-Hop hubs, Who is the real Drake & what is actually true? 36:43 Drake wanting to dominate EVERYONE + small meat filter? 44:54 Was Drake fed fake information instead? 47:14 Shaq v Shannon BEEF, Jokic fatigue + Shaq shouting out Andrew 52:35 Katt changed everything + beefing is the new wave 54:06 Andrew wrong about Seinfeld? People grifting + Seinfeld speech was great 1:03:54 Dov reading out Seinfeld’s speech = LIVE LAUGH LOVE 1:07:11 What is “Not Like Us” REALLY about? 1:10:56 Acne masks the new clock boy? Was Drake wearing an acne mask too? 1:16:09 How long until we stop caring about Blackface? 1:19:27 Kirstie Alley WILD retelling of parents’ car accident 1:22:38 R Kelly’s greatest interview hits + Would you like to come back with Rob to America? 1:27:08 Alexx has Drink Sucking Lips 1:29:13 “MJ” proud of another “MJ” 1:31:06 Happy Mothers’ Day + Post Malone “drugged” Dov’s mom 1:33:17 Raising Cane’s sent Andrew’s mom to hospital

The dumbest move that Drake did in this entire beef is going up against the greatest musical producer of our generation, which is Metro. Excuse me, I was not familiar with your game. Metro, I was not familiar with your game. And then when someone put me on and telling me that he's basically Dr. Dre now, his solo album went number one.

Hit maker, you don't go up against the hit maker in a music beef. He put together BBL, I can't stop singing against the hit maker in a fucking music beat. He put together BBL, I can't stop singing it. I'm imagining Drake's ass. Hey, yo! BBL Drizzy. Right, it's unreal. Oh my God.

Metro has completely transformed this beat for me. The best bar before Kendrick drop was Metro, shut your whole ass up and make some drums. What a fucking idiot. Shut the fuck up and make some drums. The greatest musician in history. You literally are beefing with Beethoven. There's no reason to beef against Metro Boomin and Beethoven. We're calling Metro Beethoven. Wait, isn't there

a, isn't there a, oh no, Zaytoven. Fuck him. With all due respect, with all due respect, you're great. But I needed to say that in that moment. You understand the flow. You understand the music. That was music right there, okay? I'm telling you, this Metro guy, I'm more terrified of that guy than anybody. That was me, dude. Because when he's getting made fun of, you are like, yeah, how does a producer,

how do you win as a producer? Here's a fantastic free beat. Son, there's an Indian girl doing ba-da-na-dee-um dance over it. It's just fucking insane. It's insane, dude. That's fire. She need a BBL,

most likely. I saw Brazilians with BBLs doing merengue. Damn, son, you gotta say that shit before fucking Vitaly comes on here

and starts catching pedophiles. Speaking of, you know, I mean, that would be the greatest prank of all time. Have you seen these guys live streaming and pedophile caption?

I want to have a whole other discussion about this on the pod because Mark and I have been going, how easy is it to just find pedophiles? It's scary. They probably banked a few. But the ultimate troll would be showing up to the embassy. Oh, my God. That would be the ultimate troll. There have been like four people arrested so far. Have you seen this? No. If they want to get shot, they can show up to the embassy in Toronto. Oh, my God. That would be the ultimate Toronto. There have been like four people arrested so far. Have you seen this?

No. If they want to get shot, they can show up to the embassy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, hold on. So let's just go back to this. Okay, Metro Boomin, now that we know who's the greatest musician alive right now, now that we know that. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, listen. Why didn't y'all tell me? It's crazy that y'all didn't tell me. I mean, he didn't really make the song. I'm sorry. Wait, what do you mean? It was somebody with AI made it. He just added drums on top of it.

No, he pulled a sample. He pulled a sample. No, no, no. That was like somebody, you remember. You make me hate you. I know, I was just saying. I was like, dude, I really want to just pop this balloon. Yes, I did.

I can't hate on that. That's did. I can't hate on that. Metro. I can't hate on that. That was good. That was awesome. Metro. You're a Metro vet. Metro.

Metro vet. Hey, Metro. I don't believe that, Metro. Metro, I don't believe that. I'm 4chan. Whatever 4chan is for Metro, I'm that. QAnon. QAnon, yeah.

I'm QAnon for Metro. I believe that you can't make a good song without him. I think Metro is mustard. You think he's also DJ Mustard? Mustard on the beat. If you put that in reverse, Metro! That's what it says. Metro moving on the beat. Is that true?

Is y'all flipping nippers Metro? I'm telling you, everything comes back to Metro if you really just reverse shit. Throw some AC on inippers, Metro? I'm telling you, everything comes back to Metro if you really just reverse shit. Throw some AC on in here, Metro, please. Metro controls all things, I'm telling you. Wait, what is the original BBL Drizzy? Stop hating, bro.

It just came out online. There was a bunch of people making a bunch of AI songs. He leaked it. He leaked it. And that was a really funny one. Oh, my God. I heard the guy, the comedian that did the BBL Drizzy song. Yeah.

And then he just added some drums to it. So it's like, he plays the original version and then there's a flip and then the beat comes in. But was the instrumental sample already on the original?

Yes. BBL Drizzy. Yeah, that was on. No, no, no, but the track behind it. Exactly. Now, now. I'm not sure.

I know he added beats. But the song, it sounded exactly the same. Yo, yo, yo. Now you're feeling the fire. Now you now. I'm not sure. I know he added beats. But the song, it sounded exactly the same. Yo, yo, yo. Now you're feeling the fire. Now you're feeling the fire. Mark got you in the corner right now. Put the baby reindeer in the corner. You're in the scope right now.

Put the baby reindeer in the corner. Don't trust your Amish. I'm out. All right. All right. That's it. I understand now why they say that so why do people call him

Metro Grooming have you heard about this yeah there's a lot of tweets don't break my fucking heart you gotta defend him bro don't break my fucking heart somebody brought this up yeah you wanna talk about

things you should've been told about this should've been said at the top of the podcast this guy this guy don't trust you bro hey yo

hey yo yo Michael Jackson is the greatest entertainer of all time he can do no wrong this guy this guy don't trust you come on bro hey yo hey yo this is like yo Michael Jackson is the greatest entertainer of all time he can do no wrong yo when Metro says

give me a hot 16 he didn't mean there's some wild tweets out there future find me a hot 16 there's some wild tweets out there we forgot about

that's you you're with the laptop right now why you bringing this up now I still don't trust you. Because the songs are good. The songs are good. Wait, man, hold on.

Are you telling me Metro got grooming allegations? No, he's got some tweets that are wild. I think he's trying to be funny. Oh, if he's trying to be funny, let it rip. But it's some wild tweets. Can I see it first before I say things? Why do I keep saying things? Can you stop saying stuff?

Can you stop me from saying things that are going to be incriminating vitale's gonna walk in the fucking door at any moment right now okay all right so i don't know if these are true this has just been circulated online people are pointing these out so let's just read a couple shall we all right she might be young but she ready i mean hold on it gets it gets more damning this is not good this not good. When you collect all the things that people have ever said on one topic, this is what happened to the white guy, James Gunn. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

The things I would do to Sierra are probably illegal. That's fine. She's of age. I didn't realize that's how it does. I've never been more Indian than this. I know. I've never been more Indian than this. I got never been more Indian than this.

That shit just jumped out of him. It just started. It just started. I had my pedophilia radars up. I wouldn't think about other things. You can only defend one thing at a time. The pulse to the three. All right, go. Walking through the grocery store with both hands in my khaki is like a true pedophile though

hashtag no pedo hashtag no pedo no pedo what now apparently he was like 15 or 14 or 15 when he tweeted these oh why are we why why don't you say that first when you put an allegation it's called a story though i'm building our greatest musician in the history of the world he says i can't be a pedophile hold on hold on this is the one i think there's another one that's uh oh no no yeah which one how do y'all know all this who's feeding you this information y'all part of drake's camp aren't you some find more black people on twitter let me tell you something it's very fun to just flip sides every week okay and y'all don't even know that there was another side, and it's called Metro.

Yes. You thought it was about Kendrick and Drew. The greatest hip-hop commentator in all of entertainment, dude. Let's go. I mean, this is the reality of the matter. You're talking about, right now, the Elon Musk of beats. Oh, yeah. Read that one.

If I get a chick that wants me to get her some mollies, is that guaranteed pussy? LOL. Then what's Metro's response? Yes. Maybe even for the crew, too. LOL. Then what's Metro's response? Yes. Maybe even for the crew too. LOL. Retweet. But we got to look into that.

Is it? Got your little sister on the Molly. She done ran through the whole squad. So. Metro. That's your king, bro. Metro. That's your king.

Metro. But if he put that on a beat, how fire, bro. Think about that. Got you. Metro. You got to want some Molly. I'm like, I'm distraught. Molly and Drake, she didn't even know.

No, that's what I'm saying. Now it's fire. Now it's fire. How old is Metro? Because we got to see the dates on some of these tweets. I'm distraught. No. These are 2012, though.

All these tweets are 10 years ago. This is 12 years ago. So how old is he? Oh, so he aged out of rape. Can I tell y'all something? Hey, hey. He was only a 20-year-old when he tweeted that. Can I tell y'all something He was only a 20 year old Can I tell y'all something

Can I just say He was 18 He was 18 No here's what I was gonna say I was gonna say if you're 16 and you're trying to be funny You don't know the consequences of trying to be funny You're just a kid tweeting But he's 18 at that point so that's a little worse

19 maybe to be honest with you Now your math is worse Sure. You're just a kid tweeting. But he's 18 at that point, so that's a little worse. 19 maybe, to be honest with you. Now your math is worse. Not with them kids. Okay. Doing this podcast is like skydiving. You just hope that you have a parachute. I'm trying to help you out, bro. I'm talking about me.

Oh, do you also feel like you're skydiving without a parachute? Because that's what I do. I started with the podcast with Metro is the greatest guy in history. Yeah, yeah. You didn't say guy. You said producer,

to be fair. Music, musician. Yeah. Producer of tweets. The greatest producer of tweets ever. So Drake was comparing himself to Michael Jackson

post-allegations, you know what I mean? In fact, I'm like he was saying. That's facts. That being said, oh my goodness, guys. We have a whole kerfuffle we have to assess. What a day for you, dude. This has been a fucking...

I mean, so many things are going on. A lot of people are getting exposed the first hour of this podcast. What the fuck is happening in this world? We need Vitaly, dude. Should we talk about Vitaly and how he knows where every pedophile is on the planet yeah we could i think we need to have that discussion have you seen what's happening i've seen a couple of yeah okay so there's all these guys they're streaming it's

not just one channel there are all these guys streaming okay and they all catch pedophiles and then they all humiliate them and i think they just let them go back out there it's like catch and release yeah so what i'm curious about is why one are they not getting arrested and then two how do they find them are they baiting them online like i think they're baiting them so the way yeah he's kind of cryptic with it it seems i've watched a couple of the streams and he doesn't exactly say i'm assuming because he doesn't want to like tip off how he's getting them because then if you people know then there'll be less people to get i guess i don't know but it seems like what he's doing is he's going on dating apps okay as a girl and using like girls photos on dating apps and

then they go on texting and then they disclose that they're underage and then they text with the people and if they're still down to meet up that's when they meet up hold on so they start out as above age no i think they just start out and say like, hey, I'm 18 on the dating because you have to be above 18. You start out legit on the dating app. And then you later say that you're actually- Hey, I'm actually 15, but I want to be 18 on the dating app, but I still want to meet people. Do you want to meet up?

And then that's when you guys- Is what I think. This is just based off what I'm putting together through watching. Very interesting. Now, if you're a normal, sane human being,

the second a girl says, hey, I lied about my age on the dating app, I'm underage, you immediately cut off communication. What the fuck?

You should even light up the account. You should even call the dating app and be like, yo, there's this girl. She's masquerading

as like an 18-year-old. What the fuck is going on here? But these guys are pedophiles. So that's how you find the pedos yeah oh my god so the person who has to have those convos though that's a sicko mode like oh yeah you gotta pretend to be a young girl i mean this is the whole chris talking with fucking weirdos that's the whole chris hands he's a little well he's not actually doing but it's like his but people. But he's also. So interesting.

I love that guy, but he's a little off. Maybe you can't arrest them because you were never underage. There wasn't an underage person. They thought they were going to meet up with an underage person. It depends. I looked into it. So like basically. Years ago. 2020.

Mark, I'm looking into it so that's great I was like I was like you're so close Mark Mark is gonna have to describe this

it is impossible for him to not look like one so yeah alright go I mean y'all can describe it no pedo

there's no pedo no pedo and then explain all this how does this go no cause I I asked him, I was like, son,

in order for us to talk about this, we need to know what's going on. So now Mark is forced to figure out the whole fucking scam. I don't want to be this. Yeah, okay. But you forced me to be this. I did, I did, I did.

I mean, y'all can explain it if someone else wants to take it. Nah, you got it, my friend. You got it? You got it. No, you got this. You got this. So to get them arrested,

they have to express sexual intent. Oh, okay. So if they just say, hey, you're 15, let have to express sexual intent. Okay. So if they just say, hey, you're 15, let's go get pizza. Not illegal. You have to get them to send nudes or have sexual intent. You can go through their bag and see if they have sexual items on them. But then even that might not be enough to actually prove it in court. So you need them to do some sexual shit on the chat.

So none of them. Okay, so they don't. Some of them do. But then they have to prove it to the cops and then go through the court of law. Yeah, this is why

in To Catch a Predator, they make them bring certain items. Oh, bring condoms, bring condoms. Oh. Yeah, and they also do it with the police

a lot more, the To Catch a Predator back in the day. Yeah. And a lot of these YouTubers don't. So there's also the problem where they run into where they'll be like, arrest guy and the cops are like we don't know what the

fuck which maybe it should be illegal though if you're just trying to meet up with a kid always like it's not illegal and it probably should it should be illegal like these guys like if you're 40 trying to meet with a 15 year old for whatever reason doesn't matter probably go to jail go to jail immediately unless i was about to say unless you're like a religious figure and then it's like actually straight. Straight to heaven. Yeah. Okay. I think that is their heaven. It is crazy, though, that people are going on these streams.

So celebrities that have an album coming out or something they're promoting are going on the live stream to catch the pedophiles. Ryan Garcia was on it. Lil Pump did one. Yeah, I think Bobby Shmurda went on yeah so bradley martin did one yeah like what is what is happening in content i can't decide if this is great or bad yeah i know so so here's the thing it is tricky right because you're like okay they are exposing these people that are pedophiles yeah which we want as many of those castrated done yeah but if they're not getting arrested yeah then is it something that's just being done so that you can get money

so now you're using the worst possible thing in the world which is the molestation of children as content and views for your own monetization strategies. And not necessarily even getting these guys thrown in prison. Exactly. If they all went to prison or even like a good amount of them, I'd be like, hey, this is fucking awesome.

But if none of them go to prison and you just make money. Some of them got arrested. Some of them do get arrested. Yeah. But some are getting away with it. This is actually, there's a guy,

I looked into this last night. There's a guy named Kyle Swanson who's being, he did this. He used to catch these predators. There's a bunch of them. A bunch of them. he looked at you know he could have bailed you out there's this guy that he would catch these people and then what was happening is they weren't getting arrested they go home and delete all of their their backlogs and everything which

makes it harder for the police so the police actually told him to stop doing it. He didn't stop doing it, and the police had to get him for obstruction of justice because they were on a case of a guy that he also was on the case of. That guy deleted everything he had. And now there's less evidence. So the argument that I would make

if I'm defending the streamers is even if they don't get arrested, we're putting them out here. Their pictures are out there. Everybody knows who they are now. You can put them on like chat rooms and Facebook groups, et cetera. So everybody in these cities can be like, oh my God, that was my neighbor.

This motherfucker likes kids. I gotta keep them away from my children. They'll get fired from their jobs. So that's me if I'm defending the streamers. So even though they don't get arrested, they get humiliated. And some do get arrested. I watched some of the streams where some of them got arrested. Whether they don't get arrested, they get humiliated. And some do get arrested. I watched some of the streams

where some of them got arrested. But they're not, they get charged, I don't know. But some of them do get arrested. They're at least arrested, but they might not even end up going to jail. Life tour announcement. Next week, we're back in Abu Dhabi, okay? The Etihad Arena, once again, we're rocking it.

I will see you all there. Not only am I looking forward to Etihad, the Etihad Arena show being back in Abu Dhabi, I'm looking forward to that flight, that A380, the Airbus. They got like a little bar area in the back. It is kind of wild. It is kind of wild. I think I'm going to need to force Dove to get an upgrade that he pays for himself. So I have someone to hang out in the back of the bar. I had nobody to talk to back there, so I went back quickly. But it is a sick, yeah, it is a sick, it is a sick plane. So shout out to Etihad Airlines. We need a jacuzzi next, Etihad. What else can we put in there? Can we have the hookah lounge? What else? I don't know if we want smoking on a plane. That might be terrifying. But I think we need to figure

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you out there, AkashSingh.com. I saw a clip from one where they caught the same guy. One streamer was like, oh yeah, I caught that guy last week and then Vitaly was on a stream and got the same guy. So they're not doing that good of a job keeping him off the streets.

Then we have to have that conversation where it's like you're not keeping him off the streets and you're just making money off it. Are you making money off of child porn? It's kind of what it is, right? I mean, it's not actually the sex of children, but it is the idea of it.

It's a little licky. It's a little bit. If the guys of children, but it is the idea of it. It's a little licky. It's a little bit. Yeah. If the guys get arrested, Are they donating the proceeds in any way to like stop this? Like is there some

sort of contribution to fight the child's sex trafficking? Human trafficking, yeah. And then some of them even have a case against them. So like,

if they're like, they're like shaving their eyebrows and like shaving their heads and punching them in the face. Love this. That's fun. And then that's battery. So now they're getting in trouble. Or like they're like shaving their eyebrows and like shaving their heads and punching them in the face. Love this. That's fun. And then that's battery.

So now they're... And false imprisonment getting in trouble. Or like they're keeping them in a place and they're not letting them leave. False imprisonment. Oh, wow. So it's like, that's why Chris Hansen's whole thing was like, you're allowed to go anytime you want. Right, because he can't be liable. You know why he got off the air, Chris Hansen?

Wow. This guy killed himself in 2007 after being on the show. And it went back that it was the show set him up to kill himself. $100 million suit. He wasn't actually a pedophile? He possibly was. It never went to court at that time.

I'm fine with that, bro. I ain't feeling bad about some pedophile suit. But it was a $100 million suit. And that's what some people are saying. Judges and cops are saying. Who sued? The estate, I imagine. His family? That's crazy. million dollar suit and that's what some people are saying like judges and cops are saying who sued the estate i imagine his family that's his pedophile protecting family yeah i don't know but they're saying but they're saying these youtubers could be held live they just wanted this yeah that's fucking crazy these youtubers could be held liable if something were bad to happen to the

person after you know this go go this one is. This is one of the things that happens. So they catch this guy. I don't exactly remember what they wanted him to do or, like, what exactly his charge was necessarily, but this guy was supposed to meet up with a kid. And this is a random passerby that pulls up, and he's like, yo, this is a pedophile? Vitaly's like, yeah, this is a pedophile.

And then the dude just does this. Oh, shit, no fucking way. Oh, he's like yo there's a pedophile of italian he's like yeah there's a pedophile and then the dude just does this oh he's dead no fucking way you guys just fucking did that why is it no fucking way do y'all not want to do that you see someone trying to meet up with a child and you don't feel inclined to punch them yeah why is that guy surprised yeah i don't know so isn't that the right reaction? Like, what world are we living in right now? They're all like, hey, we got to keep running the numbers up. So they don't touch the guys at all. Like, what I see a lot of them do, they'll, like, spray.

Confetti on them. Yeah, confetti and shit like that. I'm like, this is just silly. Apparently, that guy, there were claims that he died on the way to the hospital. Oh! And then Vitaly went on Twitter and was like, no, he didn't die.

But I haven't been able to find legit confirmation either way. So Vitaly's claiming that he didn't die, but he did get arrested. You know, if I'm the streaming company, whatever they are, I kick. I'm like, yo, we got to make,

we got to make a real contribution to stop sex trafficking like on behalf of the streamer if a lot of our streamers are going to do this type of content they need to make sure that um they're being 60 at least gotta go to something benevolent there has to be benevolence and care just link up with the police so apparently police departments in specific cities are asking them not to do this because a lot of these people will get caught and then they just get released. And then like Miles was saying,

they go home to eat all their stuff. And then they're more slick with it and they're able to abuse more people. So I just work with the actual police. But low-key, it makes me think like, the fuck the police doing? If it's that easy... If it's that easy and you can't get these guys they're not doing shit but they also can't build cases the police basically are like yeah these people

can catch them but they're not building like actual evidence and cases against them they can't like they have to go subpoena all their proven guilty so you got to have enough to prove but you then have to go into the courtroom say say, look, he did this. We have X amount of terabytes of X and whatever it might be. Nobody tried putting it over a mustard beet? Because that shit works. That shit could convince me of anything. Damn near. Metro.

No, mustard. Wait, you're giving credit. Wait, what do you mean? Mustard is the guy. I know, but he was saying you were giving Metro all the credit. No, but I've switched already. I'm talking about Not Like Us. Metro's on a Vitality video.

Not Like Us. Not Like Us is the pedophile song, right? Yeah. They not like us. They not like us. LA is fire, dog. Kendrick changed my whole perception of LA. I went there this weekend.

I was like, yeah, this place is great. I never thought that the whole time. I lived there for two years. This time I went, I was like, man, this is a great city, dude. Pedophiles are in Toronto now. We're good here. You know what I mean? God damn, bro.

We're good. Who's a pedophile? Allegedly, people in Toronto. People? People. There's a whole embassy. Who? Who? Who? Who? People. There's a whole embassy. Who? Who?

Who? Okay, so what does Drake do right now? One idea was Drake should drop a song on BBL Drizzy. Yeah, he just needs a hit. And BBL Drizzy. Is a hit. Is a hit. And then I saw F.A. post this, and F.A. was like,

he should just flip BBL to Bad Bitches Love Drake. Yeah. BBL, Bad Bitches Love Drizzy. Is a hit. Is a hit. And then I saw F.A. post this, and F.A. was like, he should just flip BBL to Bad Bitches Love Drake. Yeah. BBL, Bad Bitches Love Drizzy. Oh, yeah. And use the beat, so you're leaning into the jokes that people are making, and then unfortunately he might just have to say, I fucked all these guys' girls, and that's why they upset. Because I think at this point, it seems to me at this point, maybe like it seems like he's just he's just trying to fuck everybody's girl.

Put it that way. Yeah, that's what I've heard. And if you are that type of dude, like and you're doing it specifically because there's it's a domination thing over the man. Yeah. You're not going to curry favor amongst the community. I've heard it's not even just rappers. It's anybody he meets. It could be a fucking executive at a bank

that he's working with. If he got a wife, I'm going to try to fuck this guy's wife. Or girl, whatever. This is allegedly the Bobby Alton thing. That's sick, bro. Oh, wait a minute. Tell me.

This is like the rumor with this. Again, no one knows. But like, she does the pod with him. They're in the bed together doing the pod, right? Goes crazy viral. And then she breaks up with her husband shortly thereafter. And then there's up with her husband shortly thereafter. And then there's all this speculation that he, like, smashed and it caused an issue with the relationship.

Again, no one knows if this is true, but this is, like, the rumor on the internet. Oh, wow. Also, the guy filed for divorce. What? The husband filed for divorce. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, so, yeah.

Listen, it just seems to me, me like when everybody in the industry, not a single person will stand up for you. So not one person has spoken out. Nope. To me, that means you don't have a lot of people in the industry that care about you winning. Yeah. Everybody seems to want a feature from Drake.

Yeah. So I'm like, how has he not built up this like great rapport with everybody he's handing out features to everybody they get these number one singles like I'm looking at this from the outside you know I mean I'm a total casual um but I'm like I'm like wow this is fucked up this guy puts so many people on and nobody's standing up for him like this is crazy yeah and then I start to hear little rumblings and I'll protect some sources of like this type of behavior, which is like, how do I, how do I smash that? And apparently he'll kind of do you dirty on a deal sometimes,

but also that's fair to me to a degree. To a degree, if you're that big and you're helping out this guy, you can at least expect some level of, all right, he's going to be a little whatever. To get to the top, a lot of times people have to have a singular focus of self, and that is beneficial in their efforts to reach the peak, the zenith, if you will. But that does come at a cost. It comes at a cost of when you're being attacked, people remember those times where you only thought about yourself.

It comes at a cost of when you're being attacked, people remember those times where you only thought about yourself. Again, the deal thing, I think most of us would be like, whatever, dude. He's a billionaire. He's the biggest artist in the world, whatever. I think where people start jumping off board is, okay, you're going to do them grimy in a deal, fine. But if you're trying to holler at a dude's wives, if you're ruining marriages, just like, you're Drake. You could fuck a lot of unmarried girls. I also think the community finally, well, hip-hop finally, like, looked at all Drake's actions. All the things you guys said, but plus him, like, jumping out of different genres and roles and, like, accents and, like, stealing from a lot. Dude, the Not Like Us, the most damning thing that's like, oh, this is just, I don't need evidence for this, is the Atlanta thing.

Yeah. When he's just like, you just use these Atlanta rappers to get your currency up. You're a colonizer. That was the one where you're like, oh, fuck, he's providing evidence on all of this. And it's like, we've seen it. We've seen his accent change, but we just like, excuse it because the song's hot. So just like, eh, whatever. But like, if you really just start to see how often he switches from this

role to that role to this accent to that accent but he's the accents and changing is one thing for sure but he's not the first artist to like pocket people who are popping and elevate themselves in that way that is a common trend just with artists jay-z did this better than anybody in history but he's like remain jay-z while doing it. But think about it. Jay-Z, by himself, with all due respect, the greatest at the craft, has never been like- As big as you. He's never been an arena act. Like, he could do the arenas in New York.

He could do it. But whenever he did the big tour, it's, all right, I'm going to bring Justin with me. Or I'm going to bring Ye with me. I'm going to bring whatever. He is the master at, like, finding heat and then bring himself alongside. And what he provides is the stamp of cool.

Jay-Z is cool. That is what the world sees him at. He is the best at the craft, and everybody wants to be associated with that. But if he sees Justin rumbling, he's like, all right, let me get this motherfucker right here. So I think Drake has also done a brilliant job of building people up in that way. Yeah. But there's, it's the reverse in that Jay is kind of using, he's trying to get white fans and making himself more marketable. And white people don't care about that.

I've, Jay's done it with black people too. But Jay is a drug dealer from Bed-Stuy. You're not going to tell Jay he didn't grow up in the culture. Whatever nineties hip hop culture was, that motherfucker lived it. My initial feeling on Drake was, oh, this seems like a, I'm a kid who grew up in white suburbs. And I said this to y'all, you were gone. I saw him as a black kid who grew up in white suburbs.

And I saw the way white people treated those black guys often. And you could tell the ones that were really enjoying it and soaking it up. And then I would see those same guys with my black friends who grew up with black people and they would be like, no, I don't like this guy. Drake seemed to do that, but then kind of like help these guys out so that enough black people, he got enough cosigns that black people were like, oh, yeah, it's fine. I think a little part of that also is that there are three cultural hubs for hip hop music. And they are New York, California, and Atlanta. Now, that's not to say that Houston, it's not to say that New Orleans haven't had moments, but we're talking about the cultural hubs that define the genre of rap. It's LA, New York, Atlanta. Toronto, because Drake is the biggest artist in the world, especially in the genre,

Toronto, because Drake is the biggest artist in the world, especially in the genre, has built up so much cachet. But it was never a director of cultural within rap. So Drake very intelligently has built those ties to Atlanta. He obviously built with Houston and even built, I think, in L.A., right? I mean, there's guys that he connected with. Definitely even connected in Chicago when Chicago was having that moment, right? So he very intelligently was like, I need the stamp of approval from the cultural movers, the real people who are shaking the world of hip hop.

Drake defines hip hop in a lot of ways, and there's so many people trying to beat Drake, but I wouldn't say the city of Toronto defines hip hop. Does that make sense? Yeah. Whereas like Future, like I imagine Future is bigger in Atlanta than any artist.

You know what I mean? Like he has the influence. I said it. He's bigger than Drake in Atlanta. Future is God in Atlanta. Yeah. And like same with Kendrick. Kendrick in LA.

In LA. Like, so I think it was a smart move, but also a necessary move. Like, imagine you're this person who's complete outsider and like what he's done in terms of building up Toronto and the scene and thinking of it as a place for music is amazing. And it doesn't hurt the fact that the biggest pop artist in the world, The Weeknd is also from Toronto at the same fucking time. So Toronto is definitely having a moment. But I think in terms of the way the culture moves,

he was very smart to partner with these people. Yeah. He needed that. Nobody said it was dumb. Yeah, I just wish he stayed himself. Like, when he first came out, he was like, vulnerable, kind of nerdy dude that sang, and then all of a sudden around like um if you're

reading this too late all of a sudden he's a gangster and like he i think that's where people were like you're not this guy what that's where they feel like it's vulture i guess i'm such a casual i didn't know that he tried to present himself as like a tough guy he's always singing and shit like i didn't know that he's like talking about getting people touched like he became a gangster and i'm not even gonna say that he's not because i hear stories in toronto where it's like kim and his crew if they want to do something they'll do something but people just look at it's like who are you you're not that guy you just were upset of people making fun of you for so long that it's like now you became the villain interesting and it's like and i think he'll he'll do that with everything like even when he was doing like afro beats and all that and now like why are you talking jamaican but then or like

even make an accent but then people were like no that's really how he talks he was just hiding it for so long in the beginning so he can break through into the american market so we get introduced to him with a fake voice and now when he starts talking regular we're like yo what is what is this shit you know and then well there's also the i don't know this is the video this is what people are another thing people are hating on is the video of him on like some reality show with white people talking about how ignorant the toronto slang is he's like that's ignorant to me but so like we don't know the real you. That's what I'm saying.

Nobody knows the real you. Even the thug shit, I've heard Drake will have his people get at you. You go to L.A., they're like, Kendrick is a guy by himself. He don't, I mean, like. If you're a boss, like, you're not getting your hands dirty. I guess, I just, I guess to, again, a suburb kid who reads him as a suburb guy, we can hire people to do things for us. That doesn't mean we're doing things.

You know what I mean? Like, you got money. You can get. I could be a boss if I got money. That's just hiring goons. It's not like you grew up in it. You represent a thing. Yeah, he didn't put work in, but he still. Put work in.

That's what black people say. I knew there was a black people thing there. He is just way more gangster than he used to be. And so we just seen, I guess, finally holding the mirror up to who Drake actually is. And now we don't know. And now I think that's why people are just like, I don't think we like this guy. I wonder if there's a little bit of it like he's someone who is an outsider to hip-hop just by nature of like how he grew up and where he's from just by being yeah right being from canada that's it and he just put out such fucking incredible music over and over and

over again that the people are just like hey we gotta give it up this guy's fucking nice at rapping amazing shows like he's just the best but there's that little piece of the american fan base the american hip-hop fan this like he's not he's not really us but he's so nice we gotta give it up but the second he gets knocked off the pedestal all those people were like see i knew it you know what i mean a little bit of that but then also when he does the things like sleeping with somebody's girl exactly you're not building up any protection and beefing with meg or whatever stuff it's like yo wait don't beef with somebody from our culture like remember who you are you're an outsider yeah outsider. He's a beloved outsider.

According to Kendrick, he's a fan. Yeah. So if you're a beloved outsider and you're on top and people are like tolerated because they can't deny it. The music is so fucking good. Yeah. But every misstep, they are there to remind you that you're a fucking outsider.

Taking shots at Meg was wild. Also, he has lied about, dude, everybody in Kendrick's camp and then you talk to some people out in la anybody that knows anything about it's like now that daughter is real they're like i'll die on that that daughter's real so if we find out he lied about that he lied about adonis at first he lied about ghostwriters at first if he's lying about this how do we believe anything you lie about he lied about leaking the info he was like we leaked that information to you on the hard part six apparently that's a lie academics said that wasn't true so at what point is everything about you fraudulent and we can't believe a fucking word that comes out of your mouth ever

it's tough if that daughter shit is real and it leaks that's a thing paternity she would have to come for seven years or whatever. She's 11 at 18. She could be like, fuck whatever bag my mom got. This is what happened to Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones paid off some airline gate attendant

or something that he got pregnant. Oh, but the kid did not pay off. And then the kid is suing. She's like, that was in utero when she made that deal.

I had nothing to do with that deal. Not only was I not 18, I was not even born. So I want to be a part of this family. Fuck you. And that's a smart move. Now the kids want rights.

Come on, bro. Fetus is not a pride. You can't sue. Come on. Yeah, but that could theoretically happen. I mean, by that point, it'll be so far gone, it's not even like a,

maybe it won't matter. Or it could be some diddy shit. Yeah. The Drake thing of also sleeping with everyone's girls is so smart because the guys won't say anything yeah yeah because this is what you said last time and it was a great point when you look at the guy and be like man these just bitches

they just hoes bro you really care about these and then you can't as a rapper be like no i had feelings for them yeah i'm like that's still bothering me yeah like wayne's girl while he was in prison crazy dog that's the guy that put you on even if it's just one of his girls and it's let's let's put it this way. It's fucked up with her too. Oh, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, don't fuck. But hoes gonna be hoes so I couldn't blame Tammy. I know. What's that? That's the Wayne bar which people I think are saying that.

It's about, hoes gonna be hoes so I couldn't blame Tammy. But he says in the video where he acknowledges that happened, he's like, she tries to text me.

Don't get at me. Yeah. Yeah, nobody's defending her. Even if she throws it at you, you go, yo, you are my man's girl get the fuck out of here get the fuck away from me yeah he's probably got a little sex addiction situation going on listen power manifests it's like a hunger for power manifests itself in different ways and he presents himself as like this really just kind of like smart, composed, like thoughtful businessman, right? Outside of the character that is the rapper, right? All the business deals are like fucking amazing.

So funny when he wants to be funny. Like very savvy how he- Yeah, he's fantastic. But that maniacal drive might present itself somewhere. And if you're fucking your friends' girls, you're not fucking them for them, by the the way because there's tons of bad bitches you're not just doing to get a nut you are doing it you're fucking your man yeah that's what you're doing you're fucking your man it it's it sounds crazy yes diddy but it sounds crazy but that's what it's about it's like like fucking him over

or just like wanting to have something over him, but I don't think he's thinking about it. No, no, no. Not like sexually. It's like, I'm going to emotionally fuck you. I'm going to do something that I know that I'm going to have over you forever. Oh, yeah. Okay, yes.

You're going to think about me for the rest of your life. And it's what he jumps to in every song. I'm dominating you. Yeah, yeah. Like, it is a... And that, if you can't control that compulsion yeah it's also his go-to and you know hey whitney holler at me i'll treat you better when i do whatever it's like yeah that's his go-to thing but and then i was like really thinking about it

like he doesn't really have too many things he can talk about because if he doesn't truly know who he is like what more can you say in rap about bragging about money and fucking girls well the Drake even as a Drake hater the thing I could never deny when he started is he's like rapping

about being heartbroken and shit like that and again in the beginning I was like well I can't live through this so it's not for me but god bless you

that's like a thing rap could have probably used I'm telling you and then it all those girls that broke his heart in the beginning turned him into a fucking psycho

it is their fault. I was trying to blame them. I was crazy. I was trying to blame them. I was pussy loose for three decades. I mean, I'm fucking my friend's girl. He was a little resentful. Sure, I'm fucking my friend's girl.

But I think that played a little bit of part of it. Because women, I feel, in the beginning of Drake's career, he used to be a joke. You remember how girls used to talk about Drake? No, explain. Like, I feel. Sorry, to add to this, you know this meme. Drake the type of dude who, the N-word, but Drake the type of dude who doesn't bend his knees when he ties his shoes. It was like all this really funny.

Women used to look at him as like soft and like a beta male. So I think he, that bothered him of looking that way and then he like started living the lie and became, now I'm fucking all you. I'm getting back at all women.

She just leaked his dick 10 years ago. I would have shut everyone up, bro. You would have seen it. Every girl would be like, all right, all right. I'm surprised it didn't leak before because he sends it up.

Well, apparently, well, Ketterkin, I didn't leak before because he sends it up well apparently Kettering I didn't know that but in his Meet the Grinch video prosthetic it's a prosthetic to make it look smaller like an optical illusion it's like one of them

clown house mirrors or whatever they do that to make it look tinier and skinnier. No way. Snapchat should make that filter. That is from Snapchat. It's one of those filters. It's even bigger.

So you can have a really tiny looking dick. He's got Spanx for his dick. Yeah, didn't you think that his dick looked really malnourished? Didn't y'all think it looked malnourished when you saw it? Compared to this. You want to give it 10 cents a day why do so many bugs flying around this dick it needed unicef dick make afro beats

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What was his name? I forget his name i forget his name but the you know drake was like whitney's you guys you and whitney having problems the kid and i might not be yours he paid some other guy 100k for info on kendrick and the guy was like hey um him and whitney are having problems and uh the kid might not be his and then drake ran with that and then the guy just made it up yeah he said i was laughing at him the whole time that song came out according to this tweet I didn't listen to the whole thing

it's due Cooley Bravo apparently he's like cool Kendrick he did a recent interview he's got like 3 million views on Twitter right now Drake paid him 150k for information on

Kendrick's wife Whitney admits he gave Drake false information he says he was laughing when he heard Family Matters now if I'm Kendrick

I'm tight about that you had the whole world thinking that my wife did this thing because I'm tight about that you had the whole world thinking that my wife did this thing he also because of the fake information that you leaked but he also

put it out wouldn't you be upset if you're in euphoria he said you're gonna make up lies on my family it just ended up proving him right

so I think he was like I don't think the perception is that at all lies about his family based off of stuff that came out in his latest album. Oh, Mr. Morales.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't think he didn't think he was going to go there with it. Maybe not. And I don't know if he's a Kendrick friend or whatever. I mean, let's just say you release information, fake information to my op. And they wrote a song about it. It would never be that. I'd be like, bro, why'd you release that? Say it.

You know what I mean? Say my dick is too big. Say my dick is too giant. Exactly. That one too. That one. It hurts everyone. Yeah.

It can't fit in anywhere because it's so big. Put it into a potted plant. Yeah, say that. But nah, I think it's capital. Until I see some proof, like let me see either bank transaction or some text like yo whatever i need to see some because that's fair this guy's just because he asked what he said about drake saying he fed it to kendrick you don't have any proof so that's fair no it's beef season yo yeah everyone's mad who you beefing with everybody son we're not beefing with nobody we just you need to start

we gotta protect our no should we start we're jay colin dog dog. We're J. Colin. Ugh. Nah, nah, nah. We're protecting our peace. I'd rather you be a pedophile. We got to protect our peace. Can we talk about... Can we talk about... Can we talk about Shaq Diesel and Uncle Shannon going at it? Yeah. I don't like this.

Okay, so what happened with Shannon? Shannon said some shit about Shaq? He told... When it comes to Shaq? He told me all the game. I didn't hear him. When it comes to Shaq, every game. I just. Yeah, so basically Shaq said to Nikola Jokic on an interview after he won the MVP, I thought Shaq should have won it.

I'll be honest with you. I think you're great. I just thought Shaq, Gilgis, Alexander or whatever, Shaq should have won the MVP. And then Shannon, I guess he he basically said about Shaq, what did he say? He said he was jealous. Yeah, you're jealous. You don't like, you didn't have the low post moves

that Nikola had or whatever. And then Shaq just went bonkers on him. Just dunked on him. He went Shaq. I mean, can I see some of the dunking? Because I didn't. OKC was the number one seed. Yeah.

Shaq is the best player on the team he had a remarkable season yeah like I don't think it's a crazy hot take to think that he should have won MVP yeah

yeah right I think this is it's funny people are saying it was racist to give Nikola the MVP this year

I think they made up for the fact that they gave Joel Embiid the MVP last year because everybody was saying it's racist how he always wins the MVP then we watched the playoffs play out and we were like why the fuck did Joel Embiid the MVP last year because everybody was saying, it's racist how he always wins the MVP.

Then we watched the playoffs play out and we were like, why the fuck did Joel Embiid get the MVP? This is idiotic. So I almost think writers are like, fuck, we owe him one. And then maybe I didn't watch nearly as much basketball this year, but they were, I think. That does happen though. That happened with Jordan. Like when, when, when I think it was Carl Malone won the MVP.

Yeah. It's like no time when Jordan is in the league and we're not counting the Wizards. Should any otherone won the MVP. Yeah. It's like, no time when Jordan is in the league and we're not counting the Wizards, should any other player get an MVP. Yeah. Not even close.

Yeah. It's not even a conversation, but you get fatigue from the constant dominance. Yeah. Voting fatigue. Yeah, it's just like, okay, we're looking

for someone else to be great in this moment. It's not to say Carl Malone wasn't great. Vitaly should have done a stream about him, probably. But the reality is

no one's coming close to it. I don't know. I got to watch more. I got to watch more of Jokic. Third MVP in four seasons. I mean, he's just so fucking good. And not exciting necessarily, but just plays at his...

They say that about Luka, plays at his own pace. I feel like Nikola is just calm. There's no franticness about it whatsoever. And he's going to make the right decision a thousand times out of a thousand and one. And the team dominates. He's got every skill on offense, works his ass off. Yeah, they're the best. Even coming back against Minnesota, it's too all now.

We thought they were dead in the water. And then you just watch the game. No, they're cooking. Did you read their messages back and forth to each other? No, I didn't. Just like, you took me sticking up for Shies as jealousy of Joker shows how smart you are. Remember, if you're not ranked in the top 10 in your profession, you can't speak to me. Don't forget how I know what you did to get to where you're at.

Me jealous sounds like you're jealous. I know you're trying to stay relevant by gossiping on your podcast. Four rings, three finals MVPs, top 50, top 75, Google me. And to be frank, and it just goes on and on and on. Most dominant ever. And then Shannon responds and he's like, I love you Shaq, but you need to get some thicker skin. Don't take offense to everything. Then just say stuff like four rings. It's an argument of a 10 yearyear-old. No wonder Phil talked about how much you had to accommodate you and your feelings. With that being said, you're a generational whiner. This man-child needs therapy. You don't see any of this big man counterparts belittling previous and future generations. Just stop with the insecure bullying. It's fucking embarrassing

for a 50-year-old man. Don't forget you told me that you're still illiterate and you can't last more than 30 seconds in the bedroom. That's why your ex-wife wasn't in love with you damn shannon son son this is fucking drinking kendrick right and then apparently apparently shack dropped a district yeah yeah what is happening when all this happened i ain't here shan you're wrong bro i feel like you're biased i'm not biased biased at all. You are wrong, Shannon. You are wrong, bro. Shaq the motherfucking goat, the most dominant ever. I love you, Shaq. Until, Shannon, you say

something really nice and beautiful. You're holding me to the stake as a new rapper beefy. It's soft before you get fly, you'd rather tweak me. I was in three different cars when you was in three feet. All I see is dollar signs, they come in in three D's. Niggas hot, ain't no way around my degree. You are not in my spot, you are like a P-Wing. You sure look out, I'm calling me Rocky the way I read, read. I can't you the green bag, I don't need a lawnmower. Check sign, foreign driving, test spotting, done for. Yo, read. I get to the green bag. I don't need a lawnmower. Check, sign, four.

Drive the test, find Don for a hump. You remember what I said about Metro earlier? I feel that way about Shaq now. Shaq might be the greatest musician in history. Shout out, Shaq. You got the best opinions. You're the best at basketball. I feel like you're only saying this because Shaq said that you're the Shaq of comedy.

He did? Yeah. Get out of here. That's what Shaq said. No way. No, Shaq said that you're the Shaq in comedy? He did? Yeah. Get out of here. That's what Shaq said. I was like, no way. No, Shaq said that about me. He said that, yeah. He just made it only last 30 seconds.

Shaq, we got so much in common that you don't even realize. Mr. Timby. It's crazy. You are Timby. I'm telling you. We are one in the same, my brother. We are one in the same. You changed the game

because of us no but that was fire that was fire nah nah Shaq Shaq's a fucking man Shannon out his goddamn mind why is everyone

so mad right now why is everyone beaving I love it I think there's just there's Cat Williams changed the multiverse

yeah I mean there's just value in it like once you see that that's what yeah once you see that that's what people you know once you see that that's what people are are watching and that's what people are rewarding you know you're like okay that's how i'm gonna go about my career to get where i want to get yeah it's the new crowd work you know what i mean it's just like yeah it's a bunch of

people going like oh this is what i can do to get where i want to go. And now I think, I mean, the game started a beef with Rick Ross. I saw two meme pages. Beefing? Posting each other's follower counts going down. They're like, isn't it amazing? What is happening? I love this energy. Just call the shit out. We got to beef with someone then.

Let's not walk around on egg shows. Let's call the shit out. The Jews. What's up Jews? Should we beef with all? Let's do it. Wait, is that bad? You are. Say what you want, Al. Beef.

Talk that shit about Mandy. I'm healed. Talk that shit about Mandy in her studio. No, no, no. Yo, come on. Talk that shit about Mandy in her studio. We're in a great place now. Yo, stop walking on egg shows.

Come on, Al. Yo, come on. Let's just be real yo let's be real you know what i mean yeah yeah we did it already we showed you how to do it take the reins see see okay what else we got my boys i mean we got a portal in nyc to go to a bad neighborhood oh and before we do that before we get to that, can I just say that I might have been wrong about Seinfeld, y'all. I might have been wrong about Seinfeld.

Did he say something nice about you in a podcast? No, no, no, not at all. But despite him being very rude to me, at our one chance encounter, could have had a horrible day. You know what I mean? He just could have had a bad day. A lot of things go on in people's days. Well, there's reasons.

This is pretty reasonable. It's pretty reasonable. It's like 15 years ago. So, you know, whatever. But despite that, you know, I'm like, listen, everybody deserves a second chance. Yeah, yeah. You know, you deserve a second chance.

So Neil was like, hey, I'm going to have Seinfeld on the pod. Can we use the studio? And I was like, of course you can use the studio Seinfeld on the pod. Can we use the studio? And I was like, of course you can use the studio. That would be an awesome interview. I love you. And I think that you guys have a really interesting conversation. They had a great pod. And then Seinfeld did this commencement speech for Duke.

And there's a bunch of these kids walking out because there's a Jew on stage. Which is crazy. Which is really crazy. a Jew on stage, which is crazy. It's just really crazy. It's funny that all these people felt this way about Jews probably October 6th, but they were too pussy

to say anything about it, and they're almost using October 7th as a way to just be anti-Semites. I could just see some of the people booing him just because they're against what the Israeli government is doing over there. I don't think everybody booing him is because they're an anti-Semite. That's just my opinion.

No, no, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying, like I said, there have been people that are consistent throughout this whole process. And there are people that have either latched onto it and are using it because it satisfies their anti-Semitism that they already have. And there are other people that are latching on just because they need a new identity. Yeah. And the people who have been consistent throughout the whole time, I'm not critical of them. You have an opinion. Maybe we agree or disagree on it, but you've always felt this way and you took the heat for feeling this way. You took it. The other people, they were too much of a fucking coward. They were too much of bitches to actually take the heat.

They were like really quiet. They're like, I'm not going to say anything because what will the people on Twitter say? Maybe I'll lose followers. Maybe people won't watch my show. They were too pussy to share their opinions. All of a sudden now, now that there's views in it, now that there's clicks in it, now that there's ad revenue in it, now that the numbers are up, now you're talking about it? Nah, you're a grifting. You're a grifting you're a grifting so some of these people had signs that said blue devils on it that seems anti-semitic that's funny it seems pretty fucked up that's great that's great isn't that that's convenient that's fucked up that is convenient calling them the blue devils that is great for those of you who are foreign uh the duke

blue devils that is their mascot for the team. We got to start calling it. That's fire. Dude, if you're a little anti-Semitic. What happened to Globalist? We really dropped that. Oh, we got to bring back Globalist. Yeah, Globalist is fire.

Anyway, his speech was actually really good. Yeah. I thought his speech was really cool. Maybe there's like a, my wife said it to me on TikTok, but I'm sure there's like a longer version of it. But he just talked about like the three things in life that he's, his three like lessons for life. And I thought they were really good. His pod with Neil was really great too. Second.

His pod with Neil was really good. So yeah, maybe I was wrong. I basically said though. I'm willing to forgive him if he apologizes. I'm willing to forgive him if he apologizes for that thing that he has no clue that he did 15 years ago. He liked your office. He sat in there. It was a good time.

You know what I mean? Damn, he took the office. I know he took your shit. He took the office. That wasn't his, but he just decided to set up shop. He's Blue Devil, bro. Honestly, the protesters might have been on to something. The protesters might have been on to something. The protesters might have been on to something.

These blue devils. All right, so I have the video of his speech. Keys to life, no jokes in this part. Okay, they are, number one, bust your ass. Number two, pay attention. Number three, fall in love. Number one, you obviously already know whatever you're doing, I don't care if it's your job,

your hobby, your relationship, getting your reservation at M Sushi, make an effort. Just pure, stupid, no real idea what I'm doing here effort. Effort always yields a positive value, even if the outcome of the effort is absolute

failure of the desired result. This is a rule of life. Just swing the bat and pray is not a bad approach to a lot of things. Number two, pay attention. If you're in a small submersible that looks like a giant kazoo and going to visit the Titanic seven miles down at the bottom of the ocean and the captain of the vessel is using a Game Boy controller, pay attention to that. What are you checking out down there? Oh, I see what happened. This ship sank. Now I understand why it never made it into port. If the fish where you are have eyes like Shelley Duvall

and a bendy straw with a work light hanging off their head, you do not belong there. If the fish are going, I can't see a goddamn thing you won't either number three fall in love it's easy to fall in love with people i suggest falling in love with anything and everything every chance you get fall in love with your coffee your sneakers your blue zone parking space i've had a lot of fun in life falling in love with stupid meaningless physical objects the object i love the most is the clear barrel big pen, $1.29 for a box of 10. I can fall in love with a car turn signal switch that has a nice feel to it. A pizza crust that collapses with just the right amount of pressure. I have truly spent my life focusing on the smallest things imaginable,

completely oblivious to all the big issues of the day. Find something where you love the good parts and don't mind the bad parts too much. The torture you're comfortable with. This is the golden path to victory in life. Work, exercise, relationships, they all have a solid component of pure torture, and they are all 1,000% worth it. Privilege is a word that has taken quite a beating lately. Privilege today seems to be the worst thing you can have. I would like to take a moment to defend it.

Again, a lot of you are thinking, I can't believe they invited this guy. Too late. I say, use your privilege. I grew up a Jewish boy from New York. That is a privilege if you want to be a comedian. a Jewish boy from New York. That is a privilege if you want to be a comedian. If I messed up a funny story around my relatives, they would go, that's not how you tell that joke. The prostitute has to be behind the drapes when the wife comes in.

You went to Duke. That is an unbelievable privilege. I now have an honorary doctorate, a humane letters degree from Duke University. And if I can figure out a way to use that, I will. I haven't figured anything out yet. I think it's pretty much as useful in real life as this outfit I'm wearing. But so what? I'll take it. My point is we're embarrassed about things we should be proud of and proud of things we should be embarrassed about.

When I was writing my TV series... That was a good speech. There's a really better part. I'm so fucking Jew-y about it. Bro! I'm walking out of this podcast. I'm walking out.

I lost the room. No, I want to hear the part, but I thought what was really interesting is falling in love with these little things. Yeah. And how valuable that can be and how much joy can come to your life from that. It's very easy to just focus on the biggest things that are happening in the world. What are the biggest issues?

What do I need to get done? What should I care about when there are things that we absolutely love right in front of us that might make no sense to anybody else? But those things are going to end up bringing us maybe equal joy, maybe more joy and, um, and just getting upset. Watch your mic. The other thing I love was,

uh, just working hard. Like, yeah. And swing the bat. Yeah. Even if you don't know what you're doing, just work hard and fucking take the chance and swing.

And it was great. Yeah. And, uh, yeah, I thought it was good. And also looking at the things you have as a privilege. You know what I mean? It is like to go to Duke, these people, these kids complaining about what's going on. You're at fucking Duke, man. You're in the top 0.0001% of all humans

with opportunity right now. Get after it. Use it. Don't feel guilty about it. Use it and go for it. Try to create a family and hopefully you can bestow some of that privilege on them

and continue that and help your friends and help every person you possibly fucking can with that privilege instead of like walking around embarrassed of it and trying to shun it

and trying to hide it. Yeah. But, yeah, I thought it was really good. I mean, it's still fuck him forever. No,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, why the hell do you hate this guy just because he's a Jewish kid from Brooklyn? I mean it's still fuck him forever no no no you know because he did something to me you're being so anti-Semitic I know yeah

why the hell do you hate this guy just because he's a Jewish kid from Brooklyn I mean what's wrong with you bro that's only the main reason it's really because

he's from I don't need a majority it's from Queens get it right it's Long Island you didn't even need it I didn't even think he's from the city

no you're not from Queens no I thought it was Long Island wow that motherfucker motherfucker no you're not from Queens no I thought it was Long Island oh I'm a motherfucker motherfucker now you're with him he said he's a Jewish boy from New York

yeah are you sure he's not from Queens isn't it all technically Long Island though Brooklyn and Queens isn't that all the same island now you're entering

dangerous territory my boy you're entering dangerous territory my boy come to Williamsburg I'll fucking relax you're from Long Island I'm going to send the goons on you. We're going to let him talk about our neighborhood later?

He's so far on the west side, he's from Jersey State. Yeah, you are. I'm Indian. I'm proud of you. That's Jersey, dog. That's the little Indian. Stay in East Jersey where you at. Yo, calling?

You're just a kid from Long Island. I'm just a kid from Long island i'm just a kid from long island what is what yeah that's disgusting anyway um anyway so shout out to that whole thing you were saying there was another part dove may i yeah from the transcript i mean now that was annoying so fucking annoying cease Ceasefire now. He goes, I totally admire the ambitions of your generation to create a more just and inclusive society. I think it's also wonderful that you guys care so much about not hurting each other's feelings in the million and one ways. We do all that every second of every day. It's lovely to want to fix those things.

But, all caps, but what I need to tell you as a comedian, do not lose your sense of humor. You can have no idea at this point in your life how much you're going to need it to get through. Not enough of life makes sense for you to be able to survive it without humor. And I know all of you are here are going to use all your brains and muscle and soul to improve the world. And I know that you're going to be able to do a bang-up job. And when you're done, as I am now, I bet the world, because of you, will be a much better place. But it will still not make a whole hell of a lot of sense, it will be a better, different, but still pretty insane mess

and it is worth the sacrifice of an occasional discomfort to have some laughs don't lose that, even if it's at the cost of occasional hard feelings, it's okay you gotta laugh, that's the one thing at the end of your life that you will not wish you did less of, humor is the most powerful, most survival essential quality you will not wish you did less of humor is the most powerful most survival

essential quality you will ever have or need to navigate through the human experience he's still gone that is the one thing I'm out that you will not

what is it what was the line that is the one thing that you will not regret having less of from the top from the top no

I don't know how you copy you're a good friend you're a great friend you were like still when he said I'm done now and then kept talking From the top, though. From the top. No. I don't know how you copy that. You're a good friend. You're a great friend. You were like, still listening. That's fine. When he said, I'm done now, and then kept talking, I was like, give him the light, yo. So I felt I needed a light.

What is it? You gotta laugh. That is the one thing at the end of your life you will not wish you did less of. You will not wish you did less of. Yes. In that moment at the end of life,'re not going man i wish i did less laughing yeah yes every time you do it you will be grateful for it yeah i i i like that i like you're a great friend yeah you just saved dove you saved him i'm i i am a protester

i remember what i said about i'm'm really flipping and flopping today. Summer's out and the rainbow sandals are on. I think, I think, I think that those people who left Seinfeld's thing, I think that they, they, did they leave because he's a Jew? Yeah. Can that also be right?

You know, can we look into it a little bit? We can look into it. Hey, can we look, hey white people sometimes you hate black people sometimes you hate indians is that okay yeah can we live in a society but what is the constitution even sometimes why do we have guns yes in case them blacks wanted right yeah what yes is that why back hate that why? Should that be what this podcast is about? Justifying racism? Should we make it that, Al? Al, you say something racist now.

Nah, I like this. Keep going. You coward! You coward! Miles, go for it! Stop! Miles gets out of his seat. Me, me, me, me.

Al, do you think when Kendrick says, they not like us, it means because Drake is Jewish? Put the camera on him. For them to make it about them. He's clearly talking about pedophiles. As part of the Jewish religion, women do become women at 13 so there might be there might be a little bit of connection here there might be a little synergy

you know where there's a lot of pedophiles hollywood whoa who runs hollywood again just remind me real quick. I thought we got over that. DEI brought in a whole lot of other people. Duff needs a Metro beat. Duff needs a Metro beat immediately. Duff, you need a Metro beat. Mark, Catholic religion, when do girls become women? How do morals get the blood out of your circumcision? Hoof.

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What's wrong with that? What's the story here? There's just five guys who have acne, and they wanted to get rid of it so that they could get laid in school. So clearly they put on their acne masks, and they're kicked out of school. Yeah. What the hell? What a fucking cancel culture.

Yeah. Come on, fucking libs. Yeah. Come on, fucking libs. What's going on? Why won't these libs just let you address your acne? You got to be a pimple-faced

idiot at school all day. There's only one way to get rid of acne. Yeah. It's to look like a fucking chimney sweep. I mean, what is happening?

So basically, these kids, this is in like 2020. What is the name of the acne medication? Sudan? I mean, look at that. That's good.

Right? So this is in 2020. These kids post this picture, and then there's an internet storm that pops up, and they get kicked out of school. And then they sue the school district and end up getting paid like a couple hundred thousand dollars each. Where did this happen? I thought they were awarded a million dollars. i don't i think i don't know if that was total or it's each one but the whole thing was over a million jointly awarded a million dollars okay this is the white version of clock boy do you remember when that little kid made the

fucking bomb clearly and then he was like but it's a clock and it's like no it's not you fucking terrorist you fucking nine-year-old terrorist you know what i mean i was like shells and shells is wilding on twitter and i was like shells what the fuck are you doing man and he goes have you seen the clock i was like buddy it's a clock who gives a fuck then he sent it to me i was like, buddy, it's a clock. Who gives a fuck? Then he sent it to me. I was like, kick that kid out. Kick that kid out of the country. What's he doing? He's gaslighting us.

Did his hopper at speed. What you doing, bro? He had the TNT coming out the side. One teacher warned him. Was like, yo, this kind of looks like a bomb. Can you look up class boy's clock? So he just, Alex, I feel like you don't remember what it looked like. I remember the story. I just don't remember what it looked like.

That's terrorism. Because he was scaring us. But that's what terrorism really is. It changes your way of life. He terrorized me, bro. He terrorized me. These kids are terrorizing. This is terrorism.

This is clockwork. Tell me this shit don't look like a bomb. Get out of here, yo. In a suitcase? In a suitcase, son? Where's the clock? Where's Keanu Reeves? Where's Keanu Reeves at?

That's what we need to know. Thank you, yo. Look at this crazy-ass little terrorist. Like, remember how you can make, like, a potato clock? Man, the fuck. It wasn't even a potato clock. He just deconstructed a clock. He didn't even build a clock. He just took a clock out and it made it look like a bomb. And it only counts down.

Why does it only count down? Because he's a terrorist. Because he's a terrorist. Where's the ceasefire for that? Harvard offered this little dumbass kid a fucking idiot deconstructed a clock offered this little dumbass kid a scholarship. Fucking idiot deconstructed a clock. He just deconstructed a clock. He just broke something.

He broke a clock. He broke a clock. That's it. He can get your ass beat. But I was terrorized by that. And these white kids are terrorists too. They're terrorizing black folk when they were doing their blackface masks. Where did that happen?

California, Santa Clara. Santa Clara. Oh, Mountain View? That's what it says, yeah. That's Google, right? Or Apple? Isn't that where they... When you have the iPhone,

doesn't it always say Mountain View? Cupertino. Cupertino. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anywho. So, yeah, listen. Here's the thing. Yes, it's an acne medication,

but you know what you're fucking doing with it. Putting the picture online. You know what I mean? Yeah. So they post the picture in 2017 and it gets picked up in 2020 during all the George Floyd protests. What was the caption?

Was there a caption with it? This is incredibly important. That is really important. And the dude on the left might be Mexican. The hair, right? Yeah. I don't know.

Not the hair. Does that make you better? If he's Mexican today, if he's Mexican, he definitely hates black people. No, but they're allowed to do that shit. They're allowed to do that. Like Alex Pereira,

the Brazilian dude, you know, he goes to his little, his old shit. Okay. Yeah, he, you know. I didn't know this. It's like Drake in Blackface.

He didn't read the room, but yeah. So, all right. So what are we thinking? Can we pull up that picture again? That shit is so funny. That's a wild picture.

I don't even agree to that. I don't know. That's the cutaway of blackface for real. Yeah, it did. No, that's terrorism too. He was gaslighting. This is terrorism. But here's the thing that we got to ask ourselves.

Nah, son, This shit is crazy. Come on, yo. How can you not bring that one up again, son? And you just got acne. He's wearing the Jim Crow shirt. Yeah. Even the T is racist. Oh, no.

Oh, my God. That's Jim Crow? Yeah. That shit look hella like Woody Woodpecker. I mean, God damn it, Drake. That shit is too funny. But it's the same acne shit. I mean, god damn it, Drake. That shit is too funny. But it's the same acne shit. I mean.

I think it's even blacker than the acne medicine. He, like, looks for this. Wow. His white ass ears. Why didn't they do it on the ears? He didn't commit. Black people don't listen. And then he did.

And then he gave it to Trudeau. Yeah. Might be a Canadian thing. Yeah,au yeah might be a Canadian thing yeah might just be a Canadian thing alright so here's the question how much longer do you think we care about blackface Al? because white people

we over it hey hey hey we moved on you know what I mean? so what do you really think? and I know there's a lot of pressure

on this question yeah there's a lot of pressure it depends what time of the year is it Halloween or is this just a random Tuesday? That's it. So you're saying that Halloween blackface is going to be the first one where we kind of get over.

Yeah. And then once it's kind of normalized there where like kids can just dress up as whoever their hero is regardless and we don't make a big deal of it. But still, if you just do blackface on a random Tuesday, I don't think nobody's getting over it. No, you are. But I do feel like in our lifetime, it becomes like a not an issue nobody gives a fuck yeah right yeah yeah i think halloween or dressing up for a costume party some shit like that yeah isn't that that's kind of crazy that there is a thing that was like a incredibly vile racist act antagonistic racist act and then in our lifespan, we'll just be like,

nah, but they don't mean it like that. Which they don't. When it was done initially, it was. And now it's not meant as that. And I guess when enough time goes, the people that were affected by those films and those, I guess, TV shows, what was it called?

Minstrel? Yeah, the minstrel act. Once those people that were around for that are dead and nobody watches them anymore they'll have no connection to it like right now like we're offended by it because we're told that this is like a racist horrible thing yeah because it was yeah but i you i'm i doubt you've watched Amos and Andy or whatever so it's a thing that we're told that it's racist so it's like how many generations do we keep saying that it's bad

before we just go I don't even remember that shit and bro if you want to dress up like LeBron do it but it's kind of how long before you can just wear a Nazi uniform because it's fly but think how annoying they are. You guys aren't that annoying.

You won't say as much. Yo, nobody's hero's a Nazi. Well, some people. That Duke graduation. No, no. It's a few. You're right. Walt Disney was five

Walt Disney was six no no no that was crazy that was crazy nobody normal Pink Floyd Pink Floyd Roger Waters

crazy he's awesome he's had some fans but uh meaning like they're like black people have been so instrumental

in terms of like culture in America that as a kid you just look up to yeah black people white people like they're just part of the collection of people you look up to and admire and if you were to dress like them you'd go oh i want to be that guy for halloween let me really be him no lufthofen dunked you know what i mean like that's a big part of it yeah yeah exactly now if you're like an engineer and you you know you're doing like a very

engineer specific party and you get to dress up as your heroes chances are there's gonna be some nats yeah 50 50 i mean it's really high actually like it's almost like you got it like if you don't german engineering german engineering it was really about that yeah yo speaking of blackface have you heard of kirsty alley yeah yeah of course did you see this clip no this might be the funniest thing this is how much older we are than you you said have you heard i didn't know about her i just saw that she's about that life where kirsty is that the first time you say her name. I almost said Kirstie Ali.

I thought she was Muslim. Did you see this clip? This is the most insane. The whole buildup is unbelievable. Okay. Her parents die in a car accident. It's tragic. Yeah.

Here's an interview that she gives. At this phone call, my sister called me, and I was in Los Angeles, and said, Mom and Dad have been in a car wreck, and Mother is dead. And Dad is dying. And I of course was falling apart. But I knew all I knew is I had to get there. And I got there. My sister and I, we were all sitting in this waiting room and we were sobbing. And as I'm crying, I said, my sister's here and I wasn't looking at her, but I said, where were they going?

And she said, my sister's here and I wasn't looking at her, but I said, where were they going? And she said, to a Halloween party. And I said, what were they dressed as? Stop. Why would you ask this? Why would you? And she said, the odd couple. And I said, oh, I'm thinking, what odd couple? Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon?

Well, what were their costumes exactly? She said, mom was a black girl and dad was a Ku Klux Klan member. And the whole family, I guess, had heard this conversation and we all started laughing. And it was the greatest tribute that you could give my mother. And I really realized that she existed. You know, she would

continue. And she had left us with this wonderful sense of humor and this wonderful ability to laugh and cry at the same time. So I felt closer to her than I ever felt in my life. Fuck! Shit. and cry at the same time. So I felt closer to her than I ever felt in my life. Fuck. Did you hear the last line? She said,

I felt closer in that moment than I ever had in my life. In my whole life. In my whole life. The moment where she's dead in a black place. Oh my God. I mean,

her dad was committed to that character. When he crashed that car. When he hit the car, he's like, ah! He just messed it, dude. Why would you tell people? Nah, bro. These people are insane, bro.

These actors are insane. They were at the hospital. Nah. They were at the hospital, dude. What were they dressed as? Why would you even ask that? Yeah. Why would you ask that?

When she said, why would I ask that? That part, I'm on board. Why would you ask that? And then the end just really goes off the rails. What a wonderful tribute. To what? To what? A better time? Is that what you think?

What an all time. What do you think? That an all-time. What do you think? How did that come back from the grave? When I tell you, I cried laughing, bro. Why would you share that? Why would you dress like that? Oh, God. Oh, my God.

I was watching Axe stream, and he just kept playing R. Kelly's interview with Kale. Oh, amazing. Gale. Gale, yeah. stream and he just kept playing um r kelly's interview with kale oh amazing gail yeah bro i'm talking about the hog tie shit yeah no oh my is this the one where he's i'm fighting for my life yeah yeah and then do you have sex with uh teenage girls okay when you say teenage what do you have sex with teenage girls? When you say teenage, what do you mean? He was sick. Dude, you saw him singing in Ethiopia?

Oh, my God. One of the greatest. Oh, yeah. America. Do you have your passports? Do you have your shots? Do you have your passports? Oh, yes. Did you get your shots? Girl, yes. Did you get your shots?

Girl, would you like to come back with Rob to America? Disguise. Did you get your shots? Like they're dogs in a kennel. Do you have your shots? Did you get your shots? Girl, would you like to come back with rocks to America? Oh, he got the girls in the back.

So he's not riffing? No. They could riff. Did you have your passport? Did you get your shots? Who would come back with rocks to America? No. No. Put the shake weight on the mic and everything.

No. Damn. Oh, my God. Just a fucking... What a legend. What's up with him, yo? He's the GOAT. He's singing.

He's in prison probably. Probably singing. I think he's in prison. You think up with him, yo? He's the GOAT. He's singing. He's in prison probably. Probably singing. I think he's in prison. You think he's being treatable? I mean, he's the most famous guy in prison. He's still R. Kelly. Yeah. But there's one thing they hate in prison more than anything.

Yeah, they don't like the young guys. What? The pedophiles. And he did that? I mean, yeah. Yeah. It wasn't on kick.com, so we't know i didn't know who to jail for bringing ethiopians in the country illegally probably oh the migrant crisis

stop it come on secure the borders so yeah he's guilty huh yeah yeah yeah yeah of what kidnapping oh yeah yeah uh kidnapping a sex trap oh is it kidnapper a sex trafficking it's about time they got a guy like that behind bars huh exploitation oh child sexual exploitation oh wow racketeering well look at here you gotta get a guy behind bars if he's exploiting children like that child pornography production sex trafficking kidnapping forced labor they were handling the production and racketeering whoa and racketeering all that I don't even know

what racketeering is oh man it's just the hypocrisy racketeering eh yeah Crowdy oh no eh yeah Crowdy are you saying

that they're doing some little racketeering over there eh oh no what is racketeering for a thousand points well I sure as hell know what a rack is Mark

and I'm not gonna speculate what they're doing with it, but it sounds like that's what a racketeering is, if you want me to describe it, eh? Yeah. There you go. So I think it's about time we changed the subject, if you ask me.

I mean, it seems like we're really fucking cooking with gas over here, eh? What were you about to say right there, Alex? Seemed like you stopped yourself short just one second. I don't know what it is. I don't know the actual definition of racketeering. It's like an organized group of criminal activity, something like that? Oh, it's not what I thought. It's a con, I thought.

It's a type of organized crime in which the person is set up to a coercive, fraudulent, or extortionary illegal coordinated scheme repeatedly and consistently to collect property. Isn't racketeering like how you just get the, oh, sorry. Isn't it, no, no, no. Isn't racketeering how you get the big boss? Like he's, that's RICO, I think.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But Racketeering Influenced and Corruption Organizations Act, the RICO. Oh, that is the, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's part of it, yeah. Got it. So you can't,

he's not actually doing anything. He's not actually telling people to is the... Okay. Got it. So you can't... He's not actually doing anything. He's not actually telling people to do the bad shit. God damn, Al. Crazy, right? It's the gayest way to hide it, right? It sucks it down. Get out my mouth. Get the fuck out of here.

Why did you do that right there? Do you even use teeth? Sucking liquid to get stuff out of it is so weird. So you don't use a straw ever? That's a little weird. I tip. I tip it. Do it like that?

Yeah. I use this. I don't suck it. Yeah, why do you choose to suck? Yeah, of all the ways to drink water. A gallon a day, yo. You suck a gallon a day. You got the strongest suckers on this podcast

for sure 100% fact those like if we had to suck for our life it'd be Draco it's about time

you start making jokes about that there are some people that are really upset about that when you paint a guy's face black with his fucking

lips all red. You know, that's just a mean thing to do. Oh, man. Okay, now? I love Drake. Say what? I love Drake. I'm a Drake fan.

You're too old. Yeah, dude. He don't want you. Yo, he don't want you. Yo, mustard on a beat. He don't want you. Yeah, no. He don't want you, bro.

Shit, they gotta watch out. You gotta chill out. Stop putting that on Drake. That's disrespectful. Y'all are disrespectful. You just did it. He's the boy. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Do you think he just thinks their ages are in Celsius? Because that could be a clear mix-up. Like, what is 15 degrees Celsius in Fahrenheit? Can we just see that conversion? It's like 50, right? Well, there you go. 59. That's legal. 59 is legal.

That's totally legal. In his brain, he likes old bitches. He likes old bitches. Those are a bunch of 13 and 14s over here. 55 years old. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, speaking of the actual Michael Jackson. Yeah. He stopped by to the actual Michael Jackson yeah

he stopped by to watch a Michael Jackson impersonator recently yeah you saw this yep beautiful video wait is this the Michael Jackson

from the Broadway play no not even that's just fucking amazing shut up yeah yeah

this guy he's a Dominican Michael Jackson in Broadway this guy all right go this is just this is awesome okay i think the reason why this goes viral that That's it? No, no. Explain, explain. This has 73 million views. No, no, no, no, no. Let me tell you why. The comment that I think makes it go viral is, what is it?

He's looking at him like he's proud or something like that. He's acting as if he's the real Michael Jackson watching the fake Michael Jackson. So he's just like, well, really? He was flattered that someone was imitating him. Imitating someone. I thought he was looking at his precursor mic. Oh. Oh, past mic?

Yeah. He really stopped and was flattered someone was imitating him. I mean, look at that freak to his right. What is that? That fucking dumbass. What is that? It's a protester. It's one of the...

I think I did see her walk out of Duke's graduation oh man this dude just went I thought he was gonna start dancing with him or something no he's just a proud just proud

just seeing someone imitate him it's just psychopathic behavior you're an impersonator yeah I know watching someone else living so much in character that you think oh that

wow isn't that crazy that's insane I didn't even understand what y'all were saying until I was like oh people are that crazy it's so funny didn't even understand what y'all were saying until I was like oh people are that crazy yeah funny

there's a lot of crazy people out there he really thinks that guy's imitating him I loved it guys you want to keep this going on Patreon

I think we have to keep this going on Patreon yes there is can you tell them about the weekend on Patreon because your weekend

was crazy I had a crazy weekend yeah I had a very crazy weekend and I would love to share that. Also, happy Mother's Day. Oh, yeah. Happy Mother's Day to you. Thank you.

But also, happy Mother's Day to your guys' moms. Yeah. Thank you. Why'd you say that? Yeah. No, I was just thinking, like, I was thinking about your guys' moms on Mother's Day. See? Nah.

We had, that was great. No, no. I'm just saying. Yeah. Why'd my mom ask for your number, by the way? My mom asked for your number. She's like, hey, do you have Andy's number? I got a text.

I got a text from Mark's mom. Don't do this. Don't. Did I get a text from your mom or did I? I don't know. What is she saying? All I'm saying is I got a text from your mom's too. It wasn't even.

I got a text from your mom. Why did my mom text you on Mother's Day? Your mom. I didn't get a text from your mom. Why did you text my mom first on Mother's Day that Jewish bitch what sorry

what my mom my mom could text because she ate Post Malone's mushrooms oh thank god three squares that's also another thing

that we need to I didn't know you were going to say mushrooms Post Malone drugging Dove's mom she ain't even know she ain't yo Post Malone drugging Dove's mom Dove's mom. She ain't even know. She ain't even know.

Yo, folks alone, drugging Dove's mom. Dove's mom had to get emergency evacuated. Okay, let's save this for the Patriots. No, no, no. We got to talk about your moms a little bit first before we catch the Patriot. Just a tiny little bit. First of all, the text that all of it. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's he wearing? What the hell? all of it. What's it where you want? I'm just saying the size text that I got from your guys' moms. Why did my mom text you? You're not a mom. I know, but she just felt it necessary

to text me. The volume of the text. It was crazy. The amount of text. Did you throw it back? No, how would I describe it? It was more of a feeling

than anything. It was more of a taste. I'm just saying. Miles, I ain't getting no text from your mom. I ain't getting no text from your mom I ain't getting no text from your mom there is a reason though I just see her at your MSG show though

you did she had them thangs out yeah we got a hug in yo my mom son my mom you want to know

some real shit son my mom got raising canes after the MSG show or some shit immediately to the hospital son

I don't know what's in raisin canes but that shit spiked her blood sugar or something like she's diabetic as hell oh fuck son

she was in the hospital her gallbladder like exploded or something like that Scottish women did not invent fried chicken they did I thought the Scots

could handle fried chicken but not raisin canes not the canes son my mom's blood sugar went crazy she thought she had food poisoning she went to the urgent care they were like bitch get your ass to the hospital your gallbladder is almost destroyed holy wow yeah thank god she didn't even tell me for two days i land in la greg's like hey mom's been in the hospital i think you should know i go i'm coming back i call in LA. Greg's like, hey, mom's been in the hospital. I think you should know. I go, I'm coming back.

I call my mom. My mom's like, no, it's okay. They're just going to take my gallbladder out. And what was it? Put it in her fat tits probably. Okay. Stupid idiots.

I got to pee. I'm going home. Okay. No, but in all seriousness, we should, listen, we'll continue this on Patreon, but the, the, hey,

come on. It's crazy. Listen, she was in the hospital, man. Can y'all show some respect for my mom? Did y'all wish my mom a happy Mother's Day? No, probably not.

Just want her for two things. Y'all just want her for two fucking things. You hugging up all my mom at the show. Yeah, that's great. That was disrespectful. Out of respect, I hug like that.

From the back? From the back. Yo, come on. You can't do that. You can't try to do that. Stop hugging my mom from the back. I'll be hugging my mom from the back, which is crazy. Stop it right now. We're going to Patriot. We're going to Patriot before this gets from the back. I'll be hugging my mom from the back, which is crazy. Stop.

Right now, we're going to Patreon. We're going to Patreon before this gets off the rails. We're going to Patreon before it gets off the rails. Go hug my mom from the back. Patreon.com slash flagrant. Okay? We'll see you all there. Patreon.com.

Anyway, but seriously, continue this.