Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Shaun King Responds To Schulz’s Roast! ft. History Hyenas

Episode Date: December 31, 2020

This week Akaash stops by the Hy-hena Den and talks to Yanni and Chris about how Akaash put Yanni in the hospital, Chris' ability to charm his way out of anything , and how to end divorce by cheating. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2 Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a choir then welcome to The Flagrancy.

What up people, Shultz here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing, completely uncensored, flagrant content, you go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. There's a video of Zaire Wade, who's Dwayne Wade's son, playing Dwayne Wade one-on-one in basketball. And I just, it's so funny because Dwayne Wade just backs him down every fucking play, which is just such a dad move.

And he just bullies him. Right. Like, that's it. Yeah. That's, and to me, that's, is that how you guys are going to play your son in basketball? That's the way, if your son is this good which his son is this is how you do it

I mean if you're scoring on Dwayne Wade I mean this kid's gonna go to the NBA yeah you do it for real he looks exactly like Dwayne Wade he's also got some

anger at his dad for cheating on his mom and marrying Gabrielle Union plus we don't know what Dwayne Wade did on the road but he definitely smashed

oh it's it's kind of a tragic tale where he I I think, he might have driven her crazy by cheating on her incessantly, like nonstop. Like I heard it was wild. And now she's like a crazy person and he has full custody of the kids. Yeah, but what are you going to do? I mean, these guys are in the NBA.

Yeah, I mean, he's got his own sneaker. There is a level at which I think you just know what time it is, right? It's a little immature now, in my opinion, for like anybody who's famous, even like a woman who's famous and the husband, it's a little ridiculous. What do you want? There's desire everywhere. It's like, you got to give these people a pass.

Yeah, I mean, if Tim let's be happy. I'm a stand-up comic who, you know, I'm not getting any bitches. That's fine. I should be faithful. And your wife has a membership to Flaventube Patreon. Yeah. Oh, that's true also. Absolutely. That's fine. I should be faithful. Yeah, and your wife has a membership to Flaventoo Patreon. Yeah. Oh, that's true also. Absolutely.

That's true also. I can tell there was a public relation statement, and I like it. Yeah, you got to do a little cleanup work. But she also knows I'm just home all the time. I'm not going anywhere. If I'm Dwayne Wade, and I'm on the road, and I'm fucking 6'8", and I just have testosterone, I can't control. I just think so many more people would be in happy

relationships. If you just like in France, you just remove cheating, but that France doesn't do that. It's just a kind of an understood where they don't talk about it. Right? No, no, no, no. Well, from, from what I, from what I understand, I agree with you. Some of the French fans may correct me. If you fall in love with someone else, is a big problem you can't do that but if you just go out and have sex with someone and it's and it's truly meaningless men or women it's just a thing where like you get in trouble for like not taking out the trash it's just like it's like the same type of fight because to me it's like if you just remove that thing almost everybody's parents would still be the divorce rate would be fine it's literally that is the thing

is the thing that you're taking away the sexual desire which we're within the only animals in the animal kingdom that does this it just makes

the concept of marriage of being faithful so so astronomically hard to deal with let me just answer this for you

the views of Chris DiStefano do not in any way reflect on the views of me and akash ladies married yeah i know that i know when your lady when you go on the road though she makes you put on sunglasses to hide those eyes that's for sure no it's the same way stage put those fucking greens away no and this is the world this is the world we live in now it's like i make a point that I think is relatively true and I get told I'm not making a good point

or a conspiracy theorist just like when you say that, you know, George Soros isn't funding the protesters. Exactly. Or when I say that, you know,

the 5G towers, you know, like, he had to blow that up. He had to do that. Yeah. You know, so it's just like,

I mean, what are we going to do? Just live with Bill Gates' microchips? You label us conspiracy theorists when we're just trying to tell the truth. yannis clearly i apologize to you no i apologize to you for telling joe rogan that you gave people corona and that i wanted to blow up india and i don't want to blow up india i have nothing against the hindu people good people i had corona i had

117 fever i truly don't care that you want to blow up India. And I said it tongue in cheek a little bit, but. That's what also, hey, listen, Joe Rogan is the goat and all of that. But how do you take a text seriously when a guy ends it with, I want to blow up India? Exactly. And I can show you the text where I said, I want to blow up India. I know. I get it.

Yo, this guy told me so many times he got Joe Rogan's number. Yeah. I get it. I'm the only one who hasn't been on Rogan. January 12th, I'll be on Joe Rogan. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Everybody check that out. January 12th, Yanni Papi. Yeah. On on Rogan January 12th I'll be on Joe Rogan Yeah oh yeah Everybody check that out

January 12th Yanni Papi Yeah On Joe Rogan So what happened Full story I come in feeling fucking fantastic that day I had been in Atlantic City the weekend before Doing a show

Monday feeling great Work out Come to the studio Do a fantastic episode It was great Of the podcast Had so much fun with you guys And then the next day I wake up feeling a little weird.

And then my friend tells me he lost taste and smell who I was with that weekend. Dushar Singh, fuck yourself. But anyway, I found out I got it texted you. See, you just did it to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a bootleg. It's like a reflex. It's like a reflex.

But the whole time, like, yeah, I realized that I, in retrospect, I mean, I got really sick. It sucked. Me and Alex got sick the same. We had the same symptoms. But I feel bad for you because that's a big part of having corona is you're sitting there sick, worrying about who you gave it to and how they're going to be. And only people, I think, who've had corona and other people have caught it know what

that feels like because that's the worst part about it is worrying about who you gave it to. I spent the day with my baby, my baby's mama. My baby's mama, my wife. Jesus Christ. This is on your Patreon. Clip it. Clip it.

Clip it. Listen, you're good. This is on the Patreon? Yeah. Wow. Thank God. Jesus Christ. I called him. Wow, thank God. Jesus Christ. I called him.

I do eat sushi. I've been eating a little bit more sushi because I'm finally, a little bit of me is starting to forgive the Japanese for what they did. It's taken me a while. But you should love sushi because you're taking their food. Yes. That's the move. That's like the American thing to do.

Listen, I eat sushi, but I use a fork. That's what I do. I'll never use a chopstick because I will stay American while I'm doing it. First time. We did Brilliant Idiots. That's a big part. Akash was on Brilliant Idiots. Yeah, he was filling in.

Yeah. I was guest hosting. We had Giannis on. So you didn't have the black Rogan on? No. Black Rogan, no. I mean, could you imagine? I mean, Andrew got the black Rogan and the white Rogan.

I mean, how the fuck? I mean, Andrew got the black Rogan and the white Rogan. I mean, how the fuck? You want to talk about a fucking absolute precision, Andrew? You want to talk about fucking knowing a future? I'm going to start calling Andrew Nostradamus. I mean, this kid picked the black Rogan and the white Rogan. Yeah.

Like the kids that message us are like, you know, 21. Sometimes they're 18. They don't fucking know everyone loves Raymond. They can't sit through and everyone loves Raymond. I've been watching a lot of shows in German. I swear. I watch the show. That makes a lot of sense. They're on YouTube and they're in black and white.

You need to stop it. Four blocks. Is it hard to focus on the plot when you're jerking off to how white everybody is? I'm happy on the podcast. Is there any way that you and your crew can subtitle Hitler videos for me in English? Sean King talked about Andrew making fun of him on IG. Yeah, so Sean King made a video where he was asked whether he had seen uh andrew's video on him and he has and it was oh they get it it was really disappointing because me and andrew it's only a minute 56

have a lot of people uh in common so it's like dude just call just call me, you know? But yeah, just put it on because I recognize my father was so light-skinned. He was way panoramic. Hey, did you see the Andrew Schultz thing he did about you? Oh yeah, man. You know, I hated that because, you know, like guys like Andrew. Like I like Andrew and it's like why why do that like i've never had

a pretty good andrew and i have several mutual friends and it's just like it sometimes it's an outer body experience man it's almost like being featured on snl low-key but i do feel like there was just so yeah you know there's a thin line between it being comedy and it being like yo you're forming like he forms a lot of people's opinions with those bits he's been doing yeah and um it is what it is man you know i i see part of it as yeah but um can you pause it for one second um i hate to bust your bubble bootleg kev but before andrew made that video uh about 70% of the country already believes you're white. So I don't think Andrew did anything that we can't see with our own eyes. And you describing your father as a really light-skinned black guy, a man of mystery.

So there's no question you chose to be black, my friend Sean King. Your family's white. Yeah, I don't... Why would I call you? We're mutual friends and I'm trying to be funny. I'm not trying to actually mend my relationship with you. I don't give a fuck about a non-independent relationship. You want to finish the 50 seconds? Sure, sure.

Let's hear what he's saying. I see part of it as because I'm so public at this point which you love it's going to mean that i'm subject to misinformation right to comedy to whatever sure i don't take it personally i just but i do hate it because it's like damn dude you could have literally reached out to me yeah and gotten better information yeah but his job you release this better information job is to kind of be a comedic asshole like i mean that not even as an insult that's kind of his stick and uh his

stick is to to push the envelope and to kind of be a hilarious asshole and he's great at what he does it just sucks when you're on the receiving end of it. But I don't, I can't, generally speaking, I can't dwell on it for long. I see it, think about it, and I got to keep it moving. You see, though, but do you see why he has the fucking power that he has? Because he doesn't give into it at all. He doesn't flinch.

He actually handled it really well. He actually gave a likable response to further make people be like, you know what, even if he is fucking white, as a black person, I still like him. This is what a fucking maniac he is. He's perfect at that response. Because if he gets mad, guess what? That thing goes viral.

Now you're fucking white. He stayed black by being that way. It just sucks to be on the receiving end of it because he's hilarious. That was a super likable response. Super likable. And here's the thing. And I was so ready to hate it. He released his financial statements.

This is Luis Gomez. He released his financial statements, right? He released his financial statements because they were questioning what he was doing with them. So he released some of them or whatever, you know, to try to make it all great. So why not, why not, you've been offered 250 grand, I it was by some black conservative to take a DNA test that that money would get donated to a charity

of his choice right why not just go take the 23andMe and release it because what if he finds out he's Turkish

like you did no yeah but yeah the 23andMe shit you're always something everybody's mixed somehow but just why

but like why not take it if your dad is a black dude who you why not take it? If your dad is a black dude, why not take it and get the 250 grand? What is an acceptable percentage though? If he's like 15%,

that's obviously too low. But what if he's like 25, 30? Well, he's obviously 15% or less. Yeah, as long as he's over three-fifths. Yeah. The three-fifths compromise. Either way, the story that he made up in high school seems to not be true.

Right. The hate crime that happened to him seems to not be true. The police report doesn't reflect that. It's like a whole bunch of things don't reflect that. Either way, his family, the only family he knows is white. Here's the brilliance to Chris's point. And his hair is white when he grows it out. I mean, if you look at a baby picture of him, it looks like me.

It does. To Chris's point, the genius of most phonies is if you attack them, they go over the top. Yes. He just was like. Stay calm. Yeah. Hey, that sucked. I just wish you'd talk to me.

But man, he's funny. He has no. And I don't have a problem with anything he's ever said or done at all even if he is white helping the black community that's great helping bring awareness that's great the problem is that he took a black scholarship that's the only issue is he's taken a couple of things that are only designated for blacks yeah that's the problem if he didn't do that i don't think there's even a fine he wants he's living in a world where he wants to be black as long as he's being helpful who cares but him

Rachel Dolezal they've taken things that only black people have been carved out for blacks and they took them that's the issue I asked for questions

specifically for you guys so Chris Karsh says who would win in a fist fight Hitler or Obama I would say Obama

it's Obama in a fist fight no no I would say I'd say Hitler only because Hitler would be reach. No, no. I would say Hitler only because Hitler would be on meth and you can't really

kill a guy on meth. I would say Hitler would win if they had to do no drugs or no performance enhancing. Yeah, I would say maybe Obama but just pound for pound Hitler would win because he's on meth.

Yeah. That's the same person who would tell you that Arturo Gatti has a chance against Floyd Mayweather. It's just the that. Yeah. That's the same person who would tell you that Arturo Gatti has a chance against Floyd Mayweather. It's just the reach. Yeah.

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