Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Spider-Man is Too Sexy + LeBron’s Secret Philly Deal?

Episode Date: August 5, 2026

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What's up everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. We're Shultz, here at Alex Media, Marky Gags, Miles Media. Yes. We're all color coordinated today. That's kind of nice. Did we all do that? Yeah. Yeah. White up top. Yeah.

It's a nice weather. It's good weather. Pop out the white tea. Hmm. I hear you. You have a long-sleeve thermal on. Yeah, I know. 80-degree weather.

I dress for my room. Every day I just dress for whatever my room temperatures and I walk outside and go, well, that's not it. and so now I'm just dressed for the winter it makes no sense what happens to your elbow no I have truly no idea I've been an absolute mess my wife's been gone for a week and a half now

with the child okay and I'm rudderless oh so you're having fun out here yeah he's getting sleep yeah no these have you're so funny I always want to go on text messages it's both end the first five days were amazing

I don't know how to exist with Elma. I'm Odysseus being tortured by Poseidon. Get the fuck out of here. You're having a good time for a little bit. You're on the island with Calypso. Eating the lotus flower. But then he wanted to go home.

Then he wanted to go home. I had three donuts in bed alone, dude. Fire. Yeah. Just laying in bed. Woke up. There's still a bag of donuts. So now you don't even feel guilty

that you have a fucking gut after eating that shit. That's awesome. Yeah, exactly. I'm jealous. There's still a bag of donuts on my bed right now. There you go. After snack for today. My partner's hard to smell.

Why don't you tell us the good things about you being... Oh, my God. I've been sleeping, unbelievable. Sleeping. I slept until one. Reading books. I've been reading books. I've been going to the gym every day.

I saw Spider-Man. Whoa! Yeah. Okay, we got to talk about that. Yeah. Did you see it? I didn't, I didn't see it, but... I almost acted like Spider-Man, Bo.

You're okay. No, what do you say? Of course not. That you didn't see movies. Yeah, he's got never seen any movies. Some of us still have children I still have to be responsible parents But I did have a neighborhood

Spider-Man moment almost What you mean? So my nanny Came back from the grocery store I said the checkout dude was racist Against whom? Against her Oh, okay

I don't know You gotta be specific You know I go, what happened? She was like, God, I want to make a big deal of it. Sometimes these things happen, whatever. The man at the store is ready to say something else.

I'll do the accents if you want. So, and then I was like, no, tell me what happened. And she goes, well, you know, I was checking out. And then he, like, said to me to move aside so the lady behind me could go. And then I was like, why? She's like, I don't know. And I was like, was the lady white? And she was like, yeah.

And then the lady was like, no, no, no, she was here first. take her or whatever. And then while he was checking the items, I was trying to put them in the bag. And he goes, you can't put them in the bag until you pay. Whoa. So I'm like, yo, this is crazy. And she's like, don't do anything.

Don't do, don't do nothing about it. And I was like, I don't know. So I go work out. And after the workout, I'm feeling kind of good. Yeah. A little bit about myself, you know? Oh, no. This sounds like Sweden again. I'm like, you know what I mean? He got fucked up and he didn't do shit. I said, I'm going to the grocery store. I was feeling good.

So I'm on my way to the grocery store. And I drive by Jason's house on the way. And I'm like, yo, Jason, you here? And he's like, yeah, what's up? I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, I'm just getting his barbecue ready. You need the backups? Just, just, just hear me out.

I don't know what this motherfucker looks like. You know what I'm going? Like, I got to be ready. And Jason, I go, I go, listen, I'm going to the grocery store to fuck up this racist guy. You know, I can't tell you anything else about it. You know, are you down? You know, Jason hits me with the town. He goes, we're taking your cars or my car, my car, my.

It's the biggest town, after that. We're going to fight racism. Go to fight races. The inverse of what would happen to Boston. Yeah, exactly. The town is like, hey, we're going to go be racist. Like, whose car we take? There's a guy helping black people around the park.

We got to stop this. Oh, yeah. Anyway. So we go. I go into the grocery store. I see the guy why I think it's, he just feels that way. I take a picture of immediately. sent to the nanny.

So you profiled the race. Profile the race immediately. Okay. Send it to the nanny. Nanny hits me back like, yes, that's him. I'm like, all right, it's up. Jason goes. Miles was working at the grocery stores.

We need to race. He needs to race very badly. He needs to race very badly. Okay. Jason goes, he grabs my arm. He goes, hold on. I go, why? He goes, is that the guy?

I go, yeah. He goes, yeah, I've been coming here a while. like that guy is a little off. I go, yeah, he's fucking, he's racist. Like, this is the most off. He goes, no, no, no, like, I think that there's no way he lives by himself. Like, I think that guy's, like, it's got something going on over there. Like, I think he's special.

Okay. I go, okay. I go to a different checkout line. Black dude there. He's Jamaican. And I go, yo, let me ask you a question, bro. Me want to ask you a question. I go, me want to ask you a question.

No, I go, let me ask you a question. That guy over there. And he goes, I go, is he like, it's like something up with him? And this is what he says. He goes, he kind of smiles. He goes, he goes, yeah, man, he's retarded. Okay. Like, retarded.

Like, to make a retardant. He's retarded. I go, I go, okay, hold on. I go, but like my name he said, like, he might have done something racist. And he goes, he goes, unfortunately, man. Sometimes he says the N word. I go, what? I go, I go, I go, but what do I do?

Like, what do I do about this? Like, and he goes, he goes, he's retarded. Now, now, just, so I'm looking at this and I'm just thinking, what if I don't call Jason? What if I don't call Jason? Yeah, you go straight up to him. I go right to the guy. Oh, shit. And I go up to him and I'm like, hey man, are you racist?

And he's like, yeah, I'm going to do. And then you got to just be like, all right, thanks. And then move on. Next time you can't call Jason because that would have been a better story. So what happened? So I walked out. I let the racist guy be retarded. First of all, if you are racist, just pretend you're retarded.

And you can really do whatever you want. But like, thank God Jason was there. Like that's a headline. If I'm pressing some guy who's retarded. Yeah. And then you fight, you beat them up, and then they investigate and they're like, why'd you do it? And you're like, well, he said some to my nanny. Or we fight and beat me.

Okay. Racism wins. That's what you got for mother knows. Damn, that's a rock and a hard place. I don't know what you do there But dude You can't get him fired No that's

I mean how is he working Yes Customer service Like there's John Retard or racist Which one's worse Which one of my Oh

Like To get Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait No no no We don't have to practice We're on packages We're not packing You got let us have to fuck

What is a lot What is it? No I got to clear it up with me. Nobody chooses to be racist. Wait. That's not it. I think you flitling it.

No, being retarded is obviously a decision you make in your life based on certain circumstances. Yeah, exactly. Based on who wrong. I'm talking about the establishment having to keep a person on. Well, what are they going to do? Fire the guy who is mentally disabled, dude. Yeah, if he's being racist. I don't know if you can fire a guy for that.

I think you absolutely. But isn't by definition like if someone's racist they're just retarded? Like is Oh that's that's what I like that? So it's like what do you expect from somebody who's mentally deficient? You expect them to be like a progressive loving person? Just don't put him in a public

like a customer service role. That's why he still has a show. Make him stock the shelves. Yeah make him stock the shelves where he has a box cutter and then black people are walking down the aisle. Oh shit. You have to put them in the safest most confined space. There's got to be a new one. The smartest security what we're closed sorry all the community

you could put them in security a lot of them that's what happened in sweet they literally had a retarded and they got a bad guy off the street yeah exactly yeah Sweden was safer the guy walked up to me he said we're closed while the place was packed no no no no that was his excuse

no no while I was walking in yes that was one of the most audacious shit I ever seen in I walked in. He said to you, we're closed. Damn. I beat up on a retarded guy.

I mean, technically, you got your ass. No, no, no. I caught the first shot. I caught the first shot. According to him, you punched him 17 times. Matter of fact, I'm going with his story. We had to make you

sound like a pussy in court, but his story for you was incredible. You were a fucking superhero. I think you put him in charge of stock in the shelves or something. No, he had the box cutter if you stock the shelves because you have to open a box. But his race isn't seems a little kind of like implicit. It seems like he's just like prejudice.

You know, I don't know if he's out of here attacking people. Nah, you got to give him the person who hands out the samples. Oh, that's okay. That's good. Because you cannot say no to the tart. Hmm. You would want something without paying for it. Yeah, that's what you want to do it.

That's what you want to come and off. Yeah. I'm sorry, we're not sampling watermelons today. Right? This is a horrible, like, actually the least amount of damage is to do that role. But you're in a pickle

if you were the grocery chain, because you don't want the press of firing somebody who is racist beyond their mental ability. Their mental ability doesn't allow them to not be. Usually, they're nicest people. Usually it's hard to just smile and everything. This is a specific type.

Yeah, it's a new strain. So the guy when he breaks the bottles and he's just like, oh, it wasn't downs. It wasn't downs. Yeah, I think it was like the Jamaican version where like he was just a little special and so they call him retarded. Yeah. Like they sometimes will kind of big of like a blanket, you know. Oh, okay. That's what I was saying?

But you can maybe intercept it into it. I wish you'd stets up. I was like, what's up with that guy over there? Is there something awful with him? And he goes, he's retarded. I think you've got to try to intercept like good values into him. Like next time you go check out, like just try to like, I don't know, small talk him. You can put like good, good vibes into his head.

Make him appreciate minorities. Exactly. Buy like black olives. Be like, don't you love these olives? There's so many black people working at the store of them. I know. It's crazy. Yeah.

So like, what would you have done? Nah, if he was retarded, I would have ignored it. You wouldn't have ignored it. No, I would. If he called, like, if he was being racist, but I can tell he's, really retarded, I'll be like, I, whatever. That's like giving energy to fucking racist, I mean,

a homeless person on the street, saying while shit. That's a good, it's like, if you engage with it, they're just going to say more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's dangerous. Yeah. And they got retard strength. Yeah. Time, bro. And he was strong, bro. He was strong. I saw him

Palm a 24 case of Poland Springs. One head. Like, that, boop, and then take it off. That's crazy. And when he did That shit, I was like, oh, that's when you went to the guy. He went to the other guy. He just moved to 24 like that. Yeah, easy.

That's a two-handed lift with your legs. That's impressive. Well, for you. Yeah. I could do just arms with this. Bibies, you don't have legs a little. And you're a little, you know. Yeah, yeah.

A majority. A little. A little. How has there ever been a moment, like, when you shook hands with someone who was? mentally retarded and there was like this did they ever give you the look like oh he has it too like what's there you never walked through the mall give him a head knot like you and your you and your you and your you're in your home you know you know you're out of the country when you're out of the the black person head nod but we don't do the the retarded head not no we don't got a sign for

each other oh you guys need that like a Harley wave or something you know you see each other's I can tell him one at oh yeah let him know got fire right but a lot of it's at oath. See if that works. Shows, this Saturday, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Garrison Grounds. I'm going to be out there. Mark Gagnon coming. Yes. Lucas Zelnick coming. Ham Patterson

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Tells the story. Now, in the story, he's saying VN word. not saying the word, he's saying the N word. But the kids tattel. You never know. You also never know. But the kids tattle, and when they tattel, they're saying he's saying the N word. So Jason gets the call.

Jason got the call. Do these kids remember anything? It's like every single word you say, they got the whole story mapped out. You've got to work out your story. You've got to have walked in. Did you get in trouble at camp?

because I think Jason knew the guy ran a camp. And he'd be like, look, no, he was saying the paraphrase of the word. The guy, the guy was... You know, Jason was happy as fuck. He's like, yeah, lost that. Jason would be dying laughing from. Jason said he'd be bigger's like,

his like, fucking, his like one and a half-year-old kid will be like holding himself up somewhere, and there's like another one and a half-year-old girl somewhere holding him stuff. He'll just send me a pick. He's like, yeah. And it's like, what? He already got it.

He already got it. He's like, what the hell's going on? Damn. You're Spider-Man in a way. You got to take care of the neighborhood, man. It's really not... It's really not... It's really not...

This guy's still on the streets, yo. Say again? He's still on the streets. Who, Spider-Man? No, the retarded racist. Yeah. I know it's sad. I know it's sad.

That would be a fire... Like, you're like... You have Spidey sense for racism. Like, you can just feel it, and it just pisses you off. Yeah, I know. You fucking hires me. You got to keep your enemies close.

You got to keep your enemies close. I keep them right there. And that's what's what's going on. Okay? I'm not going to say it. Anyway, so what's going on, boys? LeBron? LeBron?

Yeah. I mean, how funny is that? We got Braun coming. What else we have? We have Bron coming. We're Spider-Man coming out. Spider-Man. The WMBA is crushing it in the media cycle.

crushing the media cycle Fouchy The guy jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge and lived Yeah Yeah I know you can do that He had that bag

That bag That plastic bag That wind force The bag worked Not for real Yeah It saved his life 100%

Slos you did You never jumped off Some shit with an umbrella It came Yeah but like Not the Brooklyn Bridge Yeah But like

The further you jump up The more the umbrella Catchers If you jump on something Shirk the umbrella Can't really umbrella. But it seemed like he didn't, he wanted to live. Yeah, that's why he used a bag.

But also got butt naked. Well, yeah, I mean, you're doing it for attention, right? Like, if you, one way to guarantee it is you jump off the broken bridge, you dig dangling, you got a Trader Joe's bag that's hold you up. No, it's a delivery bag.

Oh, he was a Amazon delivery guy? It was like an Uber Eats guy or something. And I'm pretty sure. It was like one of those, like, big, like, insulated delivery bags. What an ad. What an ad We will get you your burger anywhere you are

I mean we will get you there No matter what we will get you there Oh you're on the Hudson Easy say less it's the East River but that's fine Type you're in tourists I can't believe out and jump on that You look like that river every single day No you got me you got it immediately

I want to see dude though can we pose him Yeah I'll get that I'll get that Jumped off the thing And he lives I know he was a good story We can talk about it You know, LeBron thing is so funny, man. I thought people understood, like,

I thought people understood how sports works. What you mean? Like, everybody's like, oh, he's going there for $4 million a year or something like that. Like, I don't know. No, no, no, give you a take. It's like, once you're LeBron, like, all right, you know all this drama around Kauai?

Yeah. And, like, they're doing this investigation. Like, you know, were the Clippers paying some other company that Dan is paying? and it's like, yeah. This is how it works. You're implying that he took the vet minimum, but he's getting some money under the table somewhere.

No, you can't pay LeBron like the amount of money that's going to matter. But like I'd imagine if I'm LeBron and I want to own a sports franchise one day or get into the ownership of sports teams, I might want to befriend the guy who owns the Philadelphia the 76ers who also owns the New Jersey Devils who also owns the Washington

and commanders who also owns a Premier League team something, I forget what it is, who also owns some lacrosse team who also owns. Oh, okay. So it's like, I imagine any of these guys that are making decisions on where they go, it's not about the vet minimum.

It's like, yo, I'm out of here for a year. Maybe we get a championship, maybe we don't, but like, what I am going to get paid in. Oh, I like this. No. So you go for the vet minimum. I didn't, I didn't beep that. I thought it was just he really was planning to come to New York

and with us winning the championship we fucked his whole shit up. He had a place already. He had the documentary ready. The lease was signed. And he's like, well, I'm just going to commute. Like, he's just keeping his place. Yeah, that's what I thought.

Yeah, 100%. I wonder where he's staying here. What do you mean? I don't know. I wonder if the owner of the 76 has got a place in New York. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. No, he knows some shit.

I don't know. He knows what I like this. But listen, this is, this is, this is, this is a shit where it's like, why do, why are people trying to make sports uninteresting? Just let this shit go. Like, let Kauai get his little bag on the side. There's a fucking salary cap. They're worth more than the team's supposed to pay them. Just look the other way.

Can we have some fun? Shit. Like, what are we doing there? You know what I mean? Like, I don't want anybody looking into anything. I want us all just go, hey, everything's good. Best players are going to go where they need to go. They're going to get their shit.

Didn't LeBron get a hummer when he was like 18 and it was like the biggest deal in the world? Do you remember this? Oh, yeah. He was. That's a sure bet. Yeah, I'd loan you money on what you're going to get as your guaranteed contract. I don't think that's that crazy. So you think he's trying to get a piece of 76ers.

Bro, there were people, no, not the 76ers. But like, I think that, like, having relations with a guy like that and like, coming to your team and generating a billion dollars in revenue or whatever you're going to generate for the Philadelphia 76ers getting paid $4 million for it. I think that there probably is going to be a nice little like wink wink. But does LeBron need to do that though? Couldn't he just go into any franchise be like, hey, you want me on the board? Like couldn't he just do that already being the greatest player ever?

Nah. Not because once you stop playing, you don't really have that much value. Yeah, you do. What value got? What did Jordan do with the, what was it, the Bobcats? Jordan had arguably the most successful sneaker brand in history. Aside from Nike. You know what I mean?

Like, Jordan made way more money with his investments than he did with playing basketball. I don't think Jordan made money until his last few years. He made money. He made real, real money. What we would call real money in terms of, like, what these players make now. Yeah. Right. But 90% of Jordan's income came probably from.

And think about it. It's like most of these owners fucking old, rich. billionaires, like, white billionaires. They're like, ah, yeah, you, LeBron, I'm still a billionaire, motherfucker. Yeah, you're still an employee. Yeah, like, you still get a W-2. If the check is like, you still got to call him.

Yeah. And be like, yo, you didn't pay me $10 million for this month or whatever. Like, you still have a different dynamic. Like, I imagine Jordan couldn't even get a piece of the bulls. How crazy is that? He had to go to the box. They're not giving you a little piece? Like, why would I give you a piece? I assume it's like, yo, it's LeBron.

It'd be cool to have him on the board. give him a little cut. Why do you want to boy? If Jordan can't get a piece of bulls, you think LeBron's getting a piece of a team he never played for, never won a chip for? And also, what connectivity does he add to that? Like, if you're LeBron, you're like,

give me a piece of the calves or something like. Yeah. Yeah. But I guess what I'm saying is like, do people not think this happen? Like, how naive are we? It's the same people who think that, like, college basketball players just started getting paid with NIL deals.

Like, it's adorable. Yeah. Oh, you think that this financial system just came out of nowhere? They're getting the same shit they were making. Not the same. They're getting more, but they're just getting paid now above the table before. Now they're getting tax on it. Basically.

And they were getting tax on. I mean, they had all these fucking, you would do like an internship in the summer for some hedge fund of the dude that went to Duke. And they would pay you crazy money for your little internship. Like, they just found ways around it. But these guys all got paid. I assume there's always like some type of shit. shenanigans, but I never know exactly how it works and what LeBron ultimately wants.

I mean, again, I can't speak for LeBron. That's what I would want if I was surprised. That's what I would do personally. Yeah. Try you like the Becum deal. Also, what are the chances that the 76ers even go to the finals? Like, well, Calci. Zero. No, Calci has them

at 12%. Coucher is dumb. Dumb money. Above the Nix. Knicks are at 9%. How are you going to Okay, so OKC is first for some 22% for OKC. Stan Antonio's second. Philly is third. They've proved absolutely nothing.

And New York is fourth and we are the defending champs with the best player in the world on our team. Yeah. All right. But you get Braun. You get Braun all of a sudden

that bumps up. I think they were like two. They were like two years old. What is he going to do at 42? He wasn't doing it with Luca in L.A. Inspiration. The power of friendship. Yeah.

Shout out the power of friendship. That's going to go a long way. Yeah. Took Argentina. real far. I tell you that I was talking to guys at the game, and he goes, he goes, yeah, Spain, you know, they just play this incredible defense, and they have this amazingly methodical offense,

and it's just constant pressure by holding the ball. In Argentina, their thing is the power of friendship. And I was like, what? And he's like, yeah, that's kind of how they play. It's just like the power of friendship. Yeah. They all love Messi so much. That's what the 76ers are going to do.

They love Brown so much. They want to get them a ring. They're all going to come together. All the guys are that team, whoever they are. They're all going to rally around Brant. There's no way. Calhia, you've got this absolutely wrong. Anybody trading right there, you have it absolutely wrong. The real money is on the New York Knicks to repeat again,

and then another year after that and probably go fourth straight, maybe five. I'm going to put something on New York. It's not a, it's not a easy money. You got good odds. Yeah, done. Locking in. I can't believe I got caught by some AI shit, because I saw some shit where his other son got drafted to the 76.

I was like, oh, this makes so much stuff. I hit the boys with that one to verify because I was like, nah, I said Bryce got drafted as an unrestricted free. I was like, oh, that would be a legendary. But Bryce could play a Bryce,

right? Like, is that possible? Technically. Yeah. Doesn't he have to play one year? I think Bryce played one year at Arizona, no?

Oh, okay. So then, yeah, he could. Maybe redshirted. But yeah, you just need one year and then you come in.

And you can definitely make that. Like, if that's the goal, you can make that happen. That would be fine. You get both your kids in, league. Yeah, come on. You're like one kid away from

Levar Ball. Like you're almost as great as a dad as LeVar. Almost. Almost. LeVar's the best. LeVar is the coat, obviously, at all three of his kids at one point in time, we're playing some form of professional basketball. Have you seen him walking around with his missing leg? And he's

just showing it off. And he's like, yeah, I don't give a shit. I still hoop on you. And just like, he's like, I'm wearing pants today and he pulls it up. Damn. Shows his leg off. Nah, he got confidence. Didn't slow him down at all. You have to give up to get your kids in the league, right? That's a worthwhile trade. Would you lose a limb to put three of your kids in NBA?

The three kids I don't have yes. Yeah. Bring them back to love. I know. Yeah, who got more confidence? Levar ball or the chick from Love Island? Which one? The one-legged girl from one island.

Oh, I don't know this. You didn't know this girl? No. She's like a Paralympic athlete that was on Love Island. Really? Her name is Bayer. or something like that. But like,

you into this shit. I, I, you're into this. It's crazy. First of all, this is crazy. My wife started watching.

I didn't realize it's a new episode every day. They're cutting a new episode five days a week or something. Oh, really? I didn't know that. Beatrice, yeah.

Oh, that's you cute. Pass or fail? Pass or fail. I'm a merry man. I'm a married, bro. I'm married. Bro.

But you can, still pass or fail it. You're the only person that could pass or fail it. Really? Because you're not married. Yeah, but she still lets me do that. Oh, I got to tell you a story later, but we'll get to. Tell me, tell you later, I'll tell you later. I'll tell you later. On the pot or off the pot. On the pot. Tell me, we're in storytelling mode. Yeah, but this, it has to do with Spider-Man. So we can get into Spider-Man. You saw, you saw, whatever. How is Spider-Man, first of all?

The best Spider-Man ever. And it's a top five Marvel. What did I tell you all? It's a top five Marvel. What did I tell y'all? At the top five Marvel. What did I tell y'all? You also said it was better than the Odyssey. It is.

Financially it is. Boom. Have you seen the Odyssey yet? People don't lie. Exactly. You went out your way to see Spider-Man. That is true. I contributed to the data.

Who did you go to see Spider-Man with? I went with my pal Miles. My pal David. Yeah. We all sat separately. Wait, you couldn't even watch it together? It was packed. Because it was sold out.

It was jam packed. It was sold out. It was jam packed. Wow. Wow. Yeah. It was that good. I thought it was fun.

But I've never seen Marvel movies. I don't know. You don't know any of the backstory. Like, come on, that's a big part of a movie. How much backstory do you need to know to appreciate the movie? We're not going to give away any spoilers, by the way. I think very little. Nah, you need a good portion.

You need a little. Yeah. You need to know everyone's minds got erased at the end of the show. Yeah. If you don't know that, like all the stakes is called. Yeah, there was a lot of confusion. I mean, I was going to have it. Everyone's minds got a raise.

Eaten, but not Spider-Man's. Nope. He walks in the store and then Zendaya doesn't recognize it. Exactly. You got to know that. If you don't know that, that movie's going to be really just fun. Yeah, yeah. It's more fun.

It was really fun. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. But it was good. It's good. It's layers. It's not just like corny. But you don't got defended, bro.

No. No. It's good. Take the fifth, Fauci. It's got layers. It's not predictable like the Odyssey. You know, even though it's a book that's been out for. Predictable.

Nah, but it's just not predictable. My fucking watch his passion of Christ, like, man, I knew he was going to die. I know he was going to die. I know he was going to die. Come back. It's so predictable. Let me get it. Let me guess.

Three days it comes back. Let me guys. We can't spoil it. Why can't we? the world has seen it, except you. Yeah. A billion dollars. How do you want to spoil it?

By saying what happens? All right, can we spoil it later in the episode just so that everybody watching right now can just go? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'll spoil it later. But what's your story that's related to Spider-Rubber? Okay, so I see it with my lady. We're talking about what we think about the movie after. We're like, oh, you enjoyed all the stuff.

And then, like, all of a sudden, she's getting a little like, like, she wants to say something, but she's not saying it. I'm like, what's up? She's like, you know, like, Tom Holland Smash. With all this. Nah, not Tom Holland. She's like, he's in good shape.

Bitch what? Wait a minute. He is in good shape. No, but he's like. He's a phenomenal. Yeah, he's like. Yeah, but why can't she comment on that? She wasn't trying to get webbed up.

She wasn't trying with all to respect. With all to respect. I'm not too respect it. No, that's just Spider-Man. Nah, no, yoga. That's swimming.

You got to go like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're saying, like, to grab her or something. Like, that would be, yeah. Nah, but what made it worse is that she was uncomfortable saying it. So you know she really wanted to say it. Oh, yeah.

You got it out of her. Yeah. And I'm like, what you mean? But, like, I'm fit. And then she had to pull one of these like, yeah, yeah. But, no. Oh, damn.

I was like, I'm the only one in this house who likes white people. Stop there. No. Oh, you felt like white guys weren't a threat. You thought you only had to worry about other black dudes. I don't know. This is never a threat. I'm not worried about anything.

But I did not think she was attracted to white. No, it hurt more because he's white. Yes. Yes. This is what, can I tell you what this is? What can our world? Can I tell you what this is? This is how.

Lesbians act when like the more straight one likes a guy. Because you know you can't give her what that white guy can give her. Is this? Look at this. Yeah, I know, dude. Nah. He's never been like this though. Yeah, dude. He's like, it's easy for you short guys to be able to get this shred.

If you're 100, five, six, you can get ripped. That's really going to be your excuse. It's hard to get ripped. Look how far I got to push it. Do you know, like, if you're just doing this, how many more reps can you get? You can do 100 reps. Is he even short?

How short is he? You are a little less than you. Maybe a little taller. We both the same tallness. What level of tallness is? He's five seven. Oh. That's why.

He's short. That's why he's short. That's his hate. No, he's fucking, he's a midget. He's like two inches from a major. Nah, that's why. That guy is way easy to look like that. You girl likes white guys.

You girl like. white guys, bro. That's crazy. Son, immediately next day, I'm gonna jump. I'm back lifting now. But you just got a bleach. He's not about the gym, bro.

She likes something else. No, but now I realize she's like when I had the muscles. All this time, I'm trying to get fucking tennis skinny. And now she looks at me and she thinks I'm frail out here. Your girl didn't meet you as a tennis player. I know. She met me like that.

She met you as a hard and sweetest criminal. She met you as a queen's goon. That's a queen's goon. She likes guys from Queens when you really think about it. She loves guys. Peter Parker from Queens, bro. You're Parker from Queens, you're from Queens.

I mean, you're really from the abuse community or whatever. He's from the streets of Queens. He's from sunny side. You can't even swim on a building where you're from. Where you're from, you can't even swing. There's nothing to grandma. It's nothing. You might as well walk.

We did do a lot of walk. That's what I'm saying. This guy, damn, bro. So she was. He was just like geeked up. No, with all due respect. I'm in a gym now. Watch.

Give me, give me a mug. And he has a spider tattooed on him. Oh, man. That's good. That's good that you even remember it. He's trying to like, you're checking me out. You're trying to.

No. That was good. No. It do look like it. It do look like Spider-Man. You know. Show that to the fucking look like the Spider-Man. God, too.

That's great. Oh. You're so. She loves the two Spider-Man, and then she found the real thing. You've been putting it in her brain this whole time that she really liked Spider-Man. Maybe she saw your tattoo. Why did I break this? Why did I do this a bustle?

Damn. So, yes, I left loving the movie, and now I hate this shit. Fuck Tom Holland. Fucked Tom Holland, bro. Fucking short motherfuckers. It's mad easy to look like that when you shoot. No, time. You're a man, bro.

You're a man, dude. He was great. I don't know shit about movies. I was like, this guy's all. Luckily for you. acting in this than can I just point something out, Alex, I want to make you feel comfortable.

Luckily for you, he doesn't like white women. So your girl's fine. It's the point. I mean, layers of backhanded. I know, I know. That was so good. You will have to acknowledge

the concatenity of your girlfriend. No. But he's not into it. And the shoes are rejected by five seven Tom Holland. Yeah, and like, dude. Nah, no, no. Come on, bro.

Nah, damn. How's your girl going to get that guy? He only likes black women, how? Yeah. He more trying to get to you than he is. He was his slender. We don't do his spank. We don't do his spank.

No, you just big me up. I like that. You're in a quagmire here. That's tough. Fuck. You're back in a gym, guys. Really? Yeah, fuck this tennis shit.

Did you really? Did you really feel insecure? Nah, but then I looked. I thought I still look like that. You do look really. Okay. So here's the other. Like, can I be honest with you?

I haven't lifted in like six months. Let me be honest with you. Any guy who's ripped in film is skinny. I was talking to this. Oh, yeah. When he has clothes on, he don't. Not even that. He looks like you.

I'm trying to dig you out. I'm trying to make him feel good. And now what I'm going to leave you in the cave. He wants another. He wants another. He wants another one. Blash it out, man. Come on.

I got to compete with. Brad Pitt in Fight Club was like 150 pounds. No one thought he was big. He was always little. I thought he was strong. I didn't think he was 150 pounds. So apparently in movies when you see these guys that are shredded,

they're just lean as fuck. They're not actually as big because the camera's going to make you look bigger or whatever. Yeah. Also, can I say, just add to your point, being jacked in a movie, I don't see that as that impressive. No, that shit is impressive. Because it's like, well, my shorthy didn't She like sitting uncomfortably?

Yo, stop, see. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, no. I'm being on. You're talking about how Warren's yours. I'm mad because I purposely found a theater because she always gets cold, so I found a theater that had a heated seat. Oh, no. And she had to turn the heat off.

No! She had to turn the heat up. Who had to clean the seats? With all due respect. Who has that job? Somebody has that job. Somebody has that fucking job. You know, fucking racist retort from here.

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So it's a little bit like, all right, you have the greatest motivation ever. Son, he's in streetfighter looking the way he looks. Even that motivation don't really work. Yeah, like what's your motivation? They told him not to. They told him not. Nah, I think they really did. I stayed in shape for one shirtless scene.

Literally after that scene was films, I was at the crafty table. I swear to my life. I said, do we get it? They're like, we got it. We believe you. And then I got them little Fig Newton bars. Oh, my one's blueberry. One's raspberry.

And I had like three of those to the face. And my body just, like I can feel it actually swell up in real time. They're like, oh, we need a pick up. Oh, the next day we did. The next day we filmed. more without the shirt. The continuity's crazy. Yeah, you wouldn't even recognize. He wanted to have tits in the scene. What's happening?

It's fucking crazy. But I feel like if you were doing a whole movie shirtless. Yeah. Would my ego get involved? Yeah, of course. You get on year, 100%. You get shredded. Yeah, this is PD. This is everything. That's fake. That's fake. That's fake.

This was his favorite movie. It was, but he ruined it. It was. It was fucking pecks and shit. This is tough. What is your girl want to do to that. Yo, no, no, like, with all due respect, like, what do you do to do it? I don't know what you do to do to that. Do they just love it? Like, what do you do with a guy who's in good shape? I'm just saying, hypothetically, what would my wife want to do with a guy's in good shape? I relaxed.

But what would she want to do? I don't know. She wouldn't know. But what is your girl going to do to do that? What did they do with it? Absolutely nothing. I agree. Yes. But hypothetically speaking, No hypotheticals. If you had a body like that, hypothetically speaking. Fuck you, I had that. What would she do with it? What does she do with your good body? Like trace the veins all the way down.

Did she just tickle them? Does she play it? She likes, yeah. She would rub it. She likes rubbing a chest, yeah. She rubs a chest. Yeah. What else?

Fuck you. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm just a color right now. I'm pissed the fuck off. Oh, it's crazy. Keep mine, he's a healing and injury from tennis right now. Oh, which injury you got?

Fucking tennis elbow. You know, son Tenniselvo watching Tom Holland jacked In a movie theater Trying to keep it together Girl turn off the seats A girl won't fuck you You can't even jerk off because you got tennis elbow

You can't think about Tom Olive You can't stroke it I try going lefty I can't do it don't You can get it started lefty but Yeah you can't get there No It's a relay race

You type yourself out Yeah Bair! Yeah, no. Oh, man. I thought it was funny. I do notice black people love Spider-Man. What the fuck you mean?

Black people. I just noticed that. I've got watching the movie theater. I said, oh, black people really like Spider-Man. That's interesting. What theater you went to? I went to a theater in Brooklyn. Magic Johnson?

No. What you talking about? I went to a theater in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and I was just an observation I noticed about the movie. That's how few black people you're around. I'm just saying you walk in the movie I'm like wow there's a lot of black people must love Spider-Man I don't like this What it's an observation that I can't say a million dollars

White people love it too He's also a black superhero He's black supero Oh boy here we go Miles Morales What Miles Morales He's Puerto Rican Thanks half black

His dad's dead Morales Because he's half half He's half He's Puerto Rican His mom And dad isn't Puerto Rican Dad is black

dad's like why would his last name be Morales good point I think dad's out the picture and that's not helping shit that's not helping shit yeah I was like I know I know I was like fuck do I say this I think he said it I think it's the case who's the cop is that his uncle I think so no I think the cop is his dad search is up I'm pretty sure it's uncle look it up all right so you like the movie you think it justified you thought it was amazing you thought it was top five Marvel movie ever yes

What's your top five marbles? His dad's black, his mom's Puerto Rican. Yep. And his dad isn't in his life. Fuck. That's a coincidence. They're crazy. That's a coincidence.

Can I throw another coincidence out? We did not touch on, but somebody should talk about it. Miles brought this up just so he can. No, my point. I was trying to say the black people are like, wow, well, you know, that's bullshit. How you got a trash in there? No, Hal, you walked yourself into it. I was trying to say he's a black superhero.

miles odysseus with a racist I know people Trojan horse that motherfucker and then he'll act surprised No, the cop is his dad Speaking of The cops is dead The book eight

The cop is his dad Okay so he's Puerto Rican His dad is black Puerto Rican There are black Puerto Ricans Hey I'm not gonna get Yeah yeah I'm reading off all the Anyway

The um Okay so the the Castings in the Odyssey Right We now understand why First of all correct By the way No no big deal

Travis Scott started it He's the Mardi Poets of the casting makes sense To have him as the bard Okay, got it I haven't brought with that Elliot Page Tell me if Nolan is operating on this level Okay

Elliot Page's job Is to be the soldier It's just with the Trojan horse Right That's her job in the movie That's the role, right? The Trojan horse Is

not what it seems It presents in one way, but internally it is something completely different. You think he thought about that? Trojan horse is a trans metaphor. Absolutely. That's kind of fire. All right. Now the question is...

I think is one of those things where we reach and find it after the fact. It looks like a horse on the outside, but there's a man on the inside. It would be inverted, but technically there was semen on the inside. technically speaking there was seaman on the inside. It would be the inversion of what Elliot is. But the point being is like it's not whether Chris knew it.

Did Elliot put it together when she decided to do the role? He, bro. Come on. Sorry, Elliot put together when he decided do the role. I know, bro. I'm sorry. I'm learning, bro. I'm 42 years old.

I'm doing pretty well. I'm going to have 42. You saw Juno and it's just stuck in there. She's so good in Juneau. She was good at Juneau. That was when she was She identified as she at that time. That's fair.

Right? Okay. Yeah, I think you want it. So, but if that is the case, one, does Elliot know, does she kind of put it together? Like, of all the different roles that he could have played in the movie, right? He plays the one role that is connected to the horse that is essentially a transmetiform. Mm, fire. I mean, I think.

And the horse, this is where we get a little kind of messed up. but the horse is the thing that goes against God's law. Okay, okay. But again, I'm not making that. I'm not making that. I'm not saying that at all. I'm not asserting that in any way, shape, or form. I'm not asserting that in any way, shape, or form. I'm just saying, what would the internet sleuths do about it?

But is Elliot aware of it? Is Elliot aware of it? I think so. This is activism. But is it a positive? It's like a negative. Yeah, it's like a negative. The Trojan horse ruins Odysseus's life.

Yeah. It's the greatest regret that he's ever. had is the thing that keeps him from being accepted back to his family and the spear hit her in the chest chopped off the boob

you know something there link it find it find it come on do the knowledge do the knowledge do it what does your girl think of Elliot in this movie that's her sight bro

you know don't take don't take Curtis C. Eliot. Don't do it, my boy. Don't do it. Oh, man, if I lose my shorty to Elliot. I mean, Jack. That would be crazy.

That would be crazy. Come on. Fire. You got to take this. You see him boxing? He got hands. Really? Dead ass. He got hands.

Dead ass. We got to get on tea. Oh, fuck that, nigga. There's also, there's a trans metaphor. in Spider-Man a little bit too. Like, his hormones. Why are you trying to be all woke with the shit? No, I'm telling him, I'm a movie out.

I'm, I'm building. Yeah, I guess it may be a spoiler. Yeah, I guess it may be a spoiler. What you mean? Spider-Man's hormones start going crazy. He goes through some type of spider puberty and starts having like crazy spider visions and his erycunded senses start going buck wild. And then he has to decide, am I like a spider? Am I Peter Parker?

And then he goes, you know what? I can be both. bang and then kills everyone so it's kind of like there's like a little non-binary kind of line with that honest can i be honest and i know you have this in you and it's my favorite and my least favorite part about you no when i hate some shit i love having mark around to hate on it because he will hate with such specificity that he will cut the legs out of the shit like you could love something with all your heart like i loved hamilton and then he came up and he was like, oh yeah, the fucking red hot chili

pepper is the musical the whole thing is give it away, give it away, give it away and then immediately you feel like a fool for liking it. That's how good he is. You didn't even like it you didn't even watch this, you don't know. Can I just get, first of all, have I watched it? Of course I've watched it. I've listened to it. Oh,

okay. No, but it's the best one. And he's like, oh, it's fun. You are chalking it up? It's good, bro. I don't get movies. I don't get movies. I'm just talking it up to nothing. And you are just cutting the... Anybody who watch it as an idiot. That's what you do do.

That's not true. That's not true. It's the billions of... They do that. I don't get... I don't watch movies. I don't understand what's happening. I'm watching it.

I'm like, a billion dollars. It was all right. Like, come on, man. The people... The people have decided. Shut up. There's a couple... Look at Ryan Tomatoes.

No, name one. Name a movie that made a billion that was bad. I don't know if that happens. Barbie. That wasn't bad, apparently Barbie was good. I didn't think it was bad. Actually, I didn't see it. Sorry.

I thought it was bad. I thought it was fun. I heard Barbie was good. Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, I just liked the feet. I didn't watch it, but yeah. Was there a feet in it? Oh, there's a legendary feet component.

A lot of people talk about the feet in that one. Exactly. Yeah. Also, you can get the vision. Alice in Wonderland, 2010, made a billion. There's some bad ones. I mean, can we talk about another spoiler? I still stare at my wife.

The minions made a thing. Oh, that's nice. Wow, that's romantic. Yeah, man. That is beautiful. She stopped putting the nail polish on because apparently like it seeps into your body and it gets into the breast milk or something like that.

Yeah, yeah. Honestly, I'm like, I'm into the flesh for something. I'm into the flesh. Don't say flesh. Is that weird to say flesh? I'm into the flesh.

Skin tone. The flesh is like, it's carnal. I don't know. Flesh feels weird than this. They're looking good. So you're like in between the toes and shit. They're just the whole thing. The webbing?

That big toe. just want to grab it just want to grab that fucking big toe you mention it like a little joystick that's like the phallic shit yeah that's what you like about the fuck

it's like ten little dick wait hold on wait hold on do you mention it throughout the day you're like oh you got your toes out or is that you just keep it to yourself no I don't think I keep that much to myself

I don't think I'm capable of that it's not like an ass where it's just like you just check it out every time you pass it by. I mean, I don't like slap her feet. Like I would her ass when it walks by. It's too far. It is too far.

But if I could, like, if they're ever around, if she's, like, on the couch, yeah, I'll definitely. Definitely. Definitely do something. Can you take that off the screen? Yeah, yeah. What is that? My bad, my bad.

Oh, she's a collage of Elliot? Yeah, the lead. Oh. Anyway, so is Chris Nolan so the goat that he even does something goat-esque with the owl? even trying. Is he sewed a goat that he does something goat-ass without even trying? You become a Nolan like Hotep.

Yeah. I am a Nolan, O-Tep. That is crazy. I am. I am. But no or yes? Probably no. But maybe. Unrelated completely? I think unrelated completely. Unrelated completely. I think unrelated completely. Wow.

Could have hired any actor on the planet to play that role. Because then now he's trying to do some woke shit. I feel like he was just like, yo, let me just hired his dweeb-looking dude to be the weakest. Is it woke? Or is it the opposite? Of woke. Is it slept as a motherfucker?

They're trying to point out it's a sin. I see what you're saying. I don't think so. I don't think so either. I don't think so either. But it's, you know, good food for thought. Okay, back to your little spider emotions movie. What is it? Inside Out? What is it? Inside Out? Inside Out is better, actually. I love Inside Out. So that's what the movie is he's going through. puberty and then he got to figure out how to be a spider. And then he's non-binary. And he's got to figure out, is he a spider or is he a man?

Yeah, and he can be boffa. He can be botha. Yeah, that's like the kind of the premise. This happens in the comics where it's like the spider takes over. He actually turns into a spider. They don't do that in this movie. In the movie. Oh, so this is what they would say canon.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I felt cartooning. That's what made a fun. It was like, there was parts that you were kind of just like, oh, I'm going to suspend belief. you know this guy is I know what this is this is a because I didn't know that you had this in you

this is a because you're a Catholic and usually Catholics they're not entirely like this but this is a waspe pretentiousness I was playing a I was playing to Williamsburg what's that game like this heads up

heads up we were playing heads up with and there was this girl playing heads up and she's like you know wealthy like upper east side girl and the thing that she had on was it was masuka

or something. It's like some Greek thing. And somebody else had it and she was trying to do it. She was like, oh, they serve it in restaurants in Tribeca. So she thought it was Shokshuka, which they don't

only serve them. But in her mind, it's like, oh, that's like a downtown dish. But that's what you're doing. It kind of makes more fun, though, you know? I'm not a movie. guy. I don't understand a movie. So I'm watching it. I'm like, how can I belittle the experience for everybody else? No, I'm just bringing up some interesting things that I saw.

I was like, oh, I don't really get how this part happened given the universe that we're existing in. So it's a comic book movie. Like, what are you talking about? The whole shit is fictional. It's supposed to be heightened representations of your insecurities. I get it. But it doesn't go in order of what's supposed to happen. Which is. So the main

character, the main villain, all right? Spoilers. Gene Gray. Yeah. She's able to go into people's minds at a 33-foot distance. She's able to, like, boom into someone's head and, like, possess them. And what happened at the year 33? Free Masonic number. It's great for it. Also, Jesus. Okay.

You think that that's a coincidence? No, it's pretty good programming so that people get on board with the Freemasonic agenda. Exactly. I'm fully on board. Let's go. But able to jump into people's brains. So at one point, the helicopter pilot get taken over by Gene Gray. And Spider-Man is on top of the helicopter. And then Spider-Man wraps up the helicopter, leaves the

helicopter hanging, and now there's no one within 33 feet that can go, that Gene Gray can jump into their head. So now it just stuck in the helicopter. And then somehow, Gene Gray then takes over the body of MJ. Come on, bro. Gene Gray is a level five mutant. Like, come on. Like, how do you not going to notice? Is this how I'm talking about Catholicism? Stop, stop, stop. No, stop. She's just now learning her power. Her potential for her power is crazy. Spider-Man goes against MJ. All of a sudden, M.J. is now Gene Gray.

He kisses MJ, actually kissing Gene Gray. And you didn't even peep that. I didn't. Exactly, exactly. I thought the bad guy was a dude. I was like, oh! That's also why I love watching movies with black people because they go, yo, we kissed a dude.

Every person in the theater was like, oh. What do you mean you kiss a dude? Yeah, what is? Because you don't know who the bad guy is. It's just a person possessing everyone's brains. No, but we all know. You knew it? Yes.

I know, I know it's Gene. You just know it's a bad guy going to everyone's brains. So sometimes Spider-Man is getting talked to by like a random dude, by a woman. It's all these different people so you don't know. My assumption because I'm a misogynist was that, oh, it's a guy that's the villain. So then he kisses MJ and MJ remembers him after getting her brain wiped. And MJ is like, Peter, it's you. And then he kisses her and it's very romantic and he's crying.

Everyone's crying. Everyone's crying. And then all of a sudden, MJ goes, wow, you really miss her. And go, oh, shit. It wasn't MJ. It was fired. It was actually a dude that he kissed. The whole theater. Oh, I love it.

Yeah. Look at that. Okay. Yeah. But then actually, Gene Gray possessing MJ's body. Yeah. And then... But also, Gene Gray was just doing too much, I thought.

I thought it was, like, a bad person. Like, shouldn't need to be saved. But Gene Gray has always been the one that, like, had difficulty with her power. Control and power. Exactly. That's what he don't understand. That's what Professor X would always work with her all. Oh, really?

See, if you don't know, nothing is she eventually become the Phoenix? Yeah, yeah, I remember. Professor X got to do more work with her because she was completely off. There's no amount of work that can save her from herself. No, we need whiplash, Professor X. I need Professor X like that. No, but this is her just now coming into herself. She hasn't met Professor X yet.

How old is she in the movie? Like 17 or something. Oh, wow. Yeah, so she hasn't met Professor X yet. Right at the end, she's driving upstate about. upstate about to head to To the mutant school. Yeah. Damn, this shit is gas. Yeah, come

on, man. This shit is fire. Yeah. She can go meet Elliot Page. Who was also in the movie. Who was in? Who was in the Mutant School movie. That is a accurate according to The Lord. She was. She was absolutely in the movie.

She was absolutely in the movie. 100%. I heard I'm not going to say, who? somebody was watching Spider-Man, and while they were watching Spider-Man, they Googled how old is Sadie Sink while they were watching the movie?

Weird shit. She's 19 years old, 25 days, and now, how old is she? How old is she? She's adorable. She's adorable. I don't, but, like, that's

weird. 24. 24 years old She's adorable It's tough because you see her in the stranger thing Sheld like once you see a child actor Yeah it's kind of glued in there They gotta be out of the child movies

Before you don't see them as the child actor Yeah I think it was still a little bit Like Zendai is still like a little kid Yeah Nah Zendaya jumped out with euphoria Euphoria was so crazy They were high schoolers

I know but it was so crazy that it was like Euphoria was like the end of adolescence to me. I know they were in high school but like these kids were living these lives that exited adolescence. You know, but like Zendaya is more like

ethereal to me. Does that make sense? Like there's like I don't know, she's like a and like an angel or some shit. That sounds crazy. But you know what I mean? No. Yeah.

Sorry. Your wife. Well, with all due her. That's crazy. Not even like that. That's crazy. Not even like that. I ask pass a fail. You calling out the bitch is angels.

That's why. Because angels, angels, you don't do nothing with me. You know, they're just there. You're trying to pass or fail somebody. John,

you ain't fucking an angel? No, you can't do that. They're not sexual, bro. They're not sexual beings. Yeah. They're like, your thing angels is getting

hyped down? Come on. I don't think so. You think somebody's grabbing the wings from the back? Yeah, how fuck you get the the Holy Spirit in you? No, no, Al.

Nobody's grabbing the wings from a bag. Yeah, also they're scary. Angels got, like, a bunch of eyes and shit. If you go by, like, the biblical explanation. White people are, we're not doing all that. If you go by the big angels, just the glowing shit with the wings, bro. We're not doing all that. Just bad bitches with wings.

That's it. It's just a wing. Victoria's secret. Those are my angels. Yeah. You don't even got to bring it up because we don't want to see it. Yeah, no, no. I want Alex to really deliver it.

That's why you trouble. Because if you're trying to, you're trying to, smash this? Yep. That's what an angel looks like? That's an angel, bro. Oh, they're not like people? No. This is a biblically accurate angel. Yo, your book is whack.

No offense. It would all do respect. Come on, son. This shit is sick. But your demons are like monsters and then your angels are just fucking eyeballs. With wings. This shit is like Scientology. Don't they got a eight ball,

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Visit our link in the bio. Now, let's get back to the show. Real quick. While we're talking about women, they're doing extraordinary things. Has the WMBA stuff entered your guy's algorithm? Absolutely. A little bit.

A little bit of it. Are you surprised that we're still having this discussion? It's a little tired. It's gone on for a while. can't even believe that we're still deliberating on it. Oh, see, now this is what I feel like you with the LeBron shit. I'm like,

no, they saw what the beef last year was doing and how much drama and eyeballs are brought to the game. So now they're just like, oh, let's just keep the drama. Oh, oh, oh. People pay attention when we have some fake drama. I understand that there's like a marketing aspect to it. But like, then they're the people

that are like reacting seriously. There was like a coach that was upset about it. One coach wore like a A shirt. I don't think they're in on the marketing meetings going, how do we build up the game? I think they're virtue signaling on something that I thought we all moved past. I thought everybody got to the point where it's like, hey, man, trans people, we respect them. You know, they're in an unfortunate situation.

Obviously, they're going to have a genetic advantage over women if they're going to compete against them. So we have to do something to carve out of space for women to be competitive with one another. I thought that was just kind of like the conclusion after the Olympic shit. We still don't know the coach's name, but now we know what this coach looks like. So I'm saying, I think she knows what she was doing. No question the marketing is in. Let's go. But you think she's in on the marketing.

Yeah, let's run it up. People here for this. Let's run it up. I think everyone's getting their little points off of it. Bro, it was so unfair what they did to Caitlin Clark. What, asking her at the press conference? They asked her to press comments. She's like, you know, that's up to the league and the people in the league to figure out those rules.

That's not to us. Like she literally did the thing that every like conservative pundit was asking all the black athletes to do around Black Lives Matter. Remember they were like just shut up and dribble? She literally shuts up a dribble and then dribbles and then all the pundits like, you coward, how dare you not say it? So it was bullshit on the other end. He's like, do you want athletes to do nothing but play ball? Or do you want them to be like involved in politics or whatever this kind of culture war is? Yeah.

But I would imagine the league. is very LGBTQ like extremely that so you got to ride with the I think that's the tricky thing right which is the league is like has found so much support I imagine from that community and the community's coming out so you don't want to ostracize anybody from

the community but it's interesting because like every time I'll talk to a trans person about this especially privately publicly is tricky because they're under certain scrutiny if they don't say certain things but privately anytime I ask trans person I'm like I'm always asking I'm like yo what's what do you think about the sports shit? It's the same answer every single time which is

competing in professional sports is the least of our concerns right now. Everyone's at the same thing. Like, I'm just trying to get an apartment. I'm just trying to not have some dude kill me if he finds out that I got it. This whole combos bring a lot of extra attention. They're like, yo, there's way bigger fish to fry.

Like, once we fry those fish, then we can figure it up. But like, from the ones I've spoken to, they're always like, this is actually a distraction that makes all the other real shit that we've got to go through harder. So they're not even tripping on it And it's just like some Virtue signaling like Fat Chick in the stands

Who like wants to let the community know that she's supportive of this Despite not really understanding it What are we doing it for? But I mean Outside of the marketing I agree But even that's what they want They want us arguing about this shit Like the media's putting mad gas on this shit

I saw like some Fox News host Like yo why the fuck we even talking about this He was mad that they were talking about that. You know what they can't talk about? What? They can't talk about what they did. The war going on. No, they can't talk of what they did to Aaron Rogers over that vaccine.

Oh, I didn't see this. Wait, what do you mean? Oh, this was fantastic. So Aaron Rogers refused to take the vaccine. And retired? Record about? When he was playing now. Oh, okay.

And ESPN was running stories nonstop. Everybody was shitting on him nonstop. Everybody was trashed people nonstop. And there isn't a single. Shout out to Stephen A. Smith, though. He apologized. He was like, yo, I said some stuff, and it turns out that I was wrong. He said, but like ESPN was running every single day, another fucking, and then he goes on Pat McAvey's show and then says this.

I'm going to plead the fifth. Okay. Okay. Like that. I love that guy. I know. Like that absolute coward, Tony Fletcher. Absolute coward.

Are you kidding me? Yeah, 111 times. You got a pardon and you're in front of you pleaded over 100 times at the last. White House? What are you scared of, Tony? I thought you were the science. I thought you were, I am science. And you get up there and he can't answer a question? Yeah. What are we doing? And how much time did the network spend of that? How much time did they spend on my responses every week, on my vaccination status, on Taylor and Travis's wedding? Yeah! Did they do even a minute? Did they do even a minute on Tony Fauci? No, I don't think I heard anything. No, I bet they didn't. I think they're coming.

And there was another scandal this off season too, involving a voter for MVP, for coach of the year. How much time did your network span? Did your network spend on that? Our network? Take a shots at everyone.

The year network is going on. Shout out to ESPN, though, to run it. Like, this feels like wrestling a little bit. But I mean, it was live, right? Sure, but like you could pull it down eventually. You could do it. whatever. There's tons of things you can do around it, but like, let it go.

This is, this is news, but also great point. Like, you call this guy selfish a piece of shit, he doesn't know he's doing, he doesn't anything about science, he does it, and then it turns out that he was maybe not, let's say, not wrong to be skeptical, and then not a peep about it. Yeah. That's got to be a little frustrating, right? Yeah, absolutely. I remember they were calling us racist for making the joke about where it came from?

Like we got kicked out of a venue in Toronto For a joke about calling it the the Wuhanic plague Yeah And they were like these are racist jokes And what's so interesting about it Is like once the accusation is made That exists And then

The science is I guess corrected or changed or whatever But that never goes away Oh yeah So it's like that is there in perpetuity or people forget or these things, whatever, it doesn't matter. But like, there's no like correction. There's no people going, hey, listen, I really thought it was respectful

what Stephen A. Smith is. He apologized. I thought that was honorable. Yeah. Like, think about the amount of people that said shit, they said shit about Rogan. Like, the amount of people who have been like virtue signaling off Rogan, you're out here, you know, this guy knows nothing about science and he's just having conversations with people and how dare him push these narratives

and push these. Like, there are people who's like whole identity about Rogan is based on, or a whole perspective of Rogan is based on his conversations about COVID, like saying that he doesn't know what he's talking about and he's having these dangerous conversations, he's pushing this dangerous stuff. Now it looks like it wasn't that dangerous what he was pushing. And no correction on that. Yeah.

Isn't that a little wild? It happens all the time. I mean, like, even like Iraq war time, there was a bunch of people that spoke out and they got their whole careers like finished because they were like, yeah, I think this Iraq war thing is fucked up. and then their fans turned on them, like the president. Like, it was insane. And then years later, we're like, hey, the record thing didn't really work out.

And everyone's like, eh, eh. Sorry. To me, so all the damage is done. Yeah, it's not about being right. It's about being right at the right time. It's like, you never want to be right first. You want to be right like seventh. Yeah.

You know, like, Hollywood's not in the business of making new movies. They're in the business of being second. Yeah. Who can be second? I don't want to waste all the money trying to develop some new shit. I want to be the second person to do the shit that works. They're doing that right now with the horror movies. Right?

Like obsession killed it or backrooms or whatever killed it. And now every studio is going, okay, how do we get the next horror movie? They don't want to be the one taking that first chance. No. Because someone will lose their job with that shit if it flies. But yeah, I get the animosity. It is funny because every person that got burned by this is like just so happy. Which is partially why I think the whole Fauci thing is happening.

Talk to me. Because they're just like, first off, we got his diary. How you get his diary? Humiliating. I mean, it's not really his diary, but it's the fact they're calling it a diary. What is it? I think he was taking notes

because he was planning to put out a book eventually. And so he was writing notes on your fucking work computer like an idiot. Oh, so they had access to his whole work computer. Yeah, they could seize his work computer. And it was like internal memos that he was writing to himself and other people about his personal thoughts, what was going on.

And is that allowed to have access? Like, if we were to steal him in it or whatever, we were to make the argument in support of him, would you go, that's his personal information, and you shouldn't be sharing that? Well, technically it's a work computer. Yeah, technically it's a work computer, everything on that computer.

You can't give old people access to technology, but I'm like, all these people in the Epstein files thought emails were safe. There's no way they can get my password. I mean, Fauci's pay. He's like, dude, I was in incognito and everything. And they got my shit. And then he just goes up there and pleases a fifth. But it seems like in the emails, there's like little references to like, yeah, well, we don't really think it's the wet market. But that's just the thing that, like, amplified it, but that's not really where it originated.

And so now people are taking that to be like, oh, he lied about COVID. He knew about the whole thing the whole time. Now, question. Is there a version of this where certain powers that be go to him? And they say, you are going to push out this messaging. We're rolling the dice. Yes, it might not be that bad, but there's a version where it is horrible. So we're going to roll the dice on being safety.

Let's play Steelman here. And you're going to be the face of this and you're going to go out there and you're going to say this. and if it doesn't go well, we promise you, we will pardon. I mean, I can see a world where that's happening. Yeah, I would jot that down in the diary probably.

Yeah. Like, if you're him, wouldn't you be like, I'm fine with that deal, but I need that I need that slip somewhere so that I can be vindicated. But also, it's so funny when you pick and choose, because it's depending on who

covers it. Like, from the left, they'll point out things in the diary where it's just like, all right, you can see how uncertain he is and he's just trying to do the best thing for what he thinks at the time is. So it's like he's trying to do, but then if you're on the right, they're just like, oh, you see, he said this thing, but then two weeks later he said this thing that contradicts this thing. And now it's like, you can tell that means he was lying or whatever the case is.

But like, this was a global pandemic and people were just trying to do the right thing in the moment. I have a lot of who feels 100% about. that has 100% feeling about that situation is retarded. But then the people that lose their job because the right thing, they're like, bro. Yeah, you lost your YouTube channel, you lost or whatever. No, you can feel upset, but still at the same time,

it's like mad people are dying. No, no, no, of course. And I think that, like, honestly, there's a part of me that looks at, like, look, people are fucking dying, you're terrified, and you're in control, you're in charge, and these bodies are going to be on you. You're going to want to lean towards the safer thing.

Yeah. But at a certain point of time You do need to be like hey That's what we did We weren't 100% certain We lean towards the safer thing And I think that's what people are looking for Now

There was a lot of damage that was caused by this Right like a lot of none of us had kids in school During that time but like if you talk to your friends They had like kids in school and they like had to take away Like two three years of fucking school It's like crazy what that does He's autistic now Who Gen Z?

We're taking out of school too early And now they're all like fucking weird Yeah No I don't No, no. But, like, there was damage, obviously, like, economically. Like, you pumping all this money into the economy. Like, there are these things that have happened, and there was real damage, versus everybody in the world dying, which is what they thought potentially could have.

Oh, 2 to 3 percent or whatever they thought, which is a huge number. So I get, I get it. But I do just think that some people just need to feel like, hey, I think they need to be validated. Like, you're arguing with your girl. You know what I mean? They were like, hey, listen, this was my point. You made me feel horrible about it. And now it turns out I was right.

I need you, the expert, to be like, hey, I was right. I need you to say that with the same volume that you said that I was stupid or wrong. Do you think that that would soften it or no? I don't think so. I think they just want to prove he's a liar. It's like right now. It's like right now, imagine if that theater or arena in Toronto, I apologize to you. Like, you wouldn't care now because you're not trying to perform there at the moment.

Like it wouldn't do anything right now if they're like, yo, my bad, we were wrong. No, because I don't hold anything for it. It was a weird time and people were making the best decisions they could. I personally don't have it because I didn't really get that bad. There are people that got it way worse. Yeah. Like, Jelly Rolls PR agency fires him after doing that song we did in Florida. Oh, yeah.

Open her up. Yeah. Then his fucking shit skyrocketed. That was probably, I think of the best thing. But again, it's just like, it is a little thing. Like, listen, if that venue reached out, we were like, hey, listen, we were working off the information we had at the time. And now we know that it wasn't a case. And, like, you know, hindsight's 2020.

If they did that, I'd be like, wow, I'm not expecting any of this at all. but like that was really honorable for you to do that. That's why I thought what Stephen A. Smith did was cool. Yeah. Just holding your hand up being like, yeah, I got it wrong on my bed. Yeah. Yeah.

It goes a long way. I mean, but I think maybe for Aaron it maybe would mean something. But like in the court of public opinion, I don't know of food. I think people just want to see their feelings validated by seeing him get skewered, by seeing Fauci get, you know,

raked over the coals. Yeah. And they go, yeah, see, I'm justified by everything that I did, by not social distancing, dot, da, da, da. What is the left saying about him, taking the fifth throughout the process. Well, it seems like they're now flipping it on Trump. Yeah.

Keep going on this. Because people, like, especially on the left, you're like, okay, if Fauci's taking the fifth and you're saying that it's an implication of his guilt, then anytime Trump takes the fit, that's an implication of his guilt. And Trump's taking the fifth however many times over the past, you know, 10 years. But is Trump been pardoned? I thought the whole deal was once you're pardoned, you're supposed to speak with openness. I mean, he has the whole deal right now where it's like he can't be charged for his

taxes. So essentially it's like a pardon. Yeah. Therefore, you might as well answer it. Yeah. Yeah. And they're like, if you're not saying anything, you're taking the fifth, then you're guilty. It's like how they're framing it if that's the conditions we're working on. And is that a one-to-one? It just seems like more political mudsling

that I don't... And also, he's only pardoned up until that time. So if he says something that is a lie or maybe they can catch him and he lies now, he can then be charged after the fact. Oh, So there is a reason to do it.

So he's detecting himself. Yeah, absolutely. I see. I'm not going to put me on a stand, and then I jam myself up, and then you bring a case on me. It is unfortunate because... I'm going to plead the fit, too.

Yeah, it's like... No one is really trying to hear anybody out. Nobody's trying to hear each other at all. It's just well, that's it. Yeah, maybe I just had, like, the hubris that there was versions. And I do think that there are people that do do that, but the populace, the media machine around it, there is no intention to reach something.

Some congressmen's like if I go super hard on Fauci and I'm going to get my stupid. Boom. I'm going to get it reelected. Yeah. And then I'm going to keep on insider trading. Fire. If I go hard on Fauci, I can make $100 million in the next 10 years. Yeah, dude, I get it.

Do you guys get a little disillusioned about that or did you always see the game in that way? No. As I've gotten older, I'm realizing how it works now and it's like it sucks. I'm starting to feel like, do I even keep? voting like yeah I'm getting there but now then you have like a guy like a zo come along and I'm like all right he's actually trying or it seems like he's trying yeah whether you love him or hate him it seems like you're trying so it's like these are the type of people where it's like all right I still get energized by

somebody that looks like they're trying to do yeah what's best yeah to me it's about the figure it's more about like the populace like are we capable of going hey I understand why you feel this way Even if I don't agree, I understand why you feel that way, or I understand why you're concerned about this. And it feels like it's just so divided, or it's almost impossible to kind of bridge that gap. And even the, like, reasonable individuals that I feel like are kind of like in the center, they're maligned by both sides. So it's like, it is a... Yeah, I'm checked out.

Yeah. I'm like, and I don't even hold the, like, I'm like, I don't trust any of these politicians. Yeah. Which I know is like, people say it's like a center. or right-wing take, but I'm just like, I just don't really trust them. Like, Zoe seems like he's doing a good job, seems like a nice guy. I'm like, he seems cool. But, like, the financial interest and the material kind of, like, condition under everything,

I just think forces people to act in ways that I don't like. Yeah. So that calculation of, like, I go hard on Fauci, I get real like that. I make a bunch of money. I'm like, yeah, 99% of people probably do the same shit. It's an interesting thing with, with Zoe. It's like not being in power being able to make decisions. is probably the best time for any politician.

Yeah. Like, ascension to power, but not being in position of. Because once you have to start making decisions, you have to deal with the repercussions of decisions. Yeah. Getting power is way more fun than keeping it. Yeah, because when you get in power, you get to just call out all the bullshit

and you really get to, like, meet people where they are emotionally. You know what I mean? Like, love or hate Trump, like, and he's done almost none of the things he said he was going to do, but he was tapping into things that, like, Americans did, care about. Look, fucking Epstein. Yeah, I think that most Americans left or right would like to know what the fuck is going on

there. No more foreign wars. I think most Americans would like that to kind of stop. Not ballooning the fucking budget. I think these are things that like, okay, these are relatable. And I think Zoe was tapping in on exactly similar things. It's like cost of living. It's like ridiculously high.

How can we bring that down? Groceries, all this stuff. And then once you're empowering, you have to implement, like this grocery thing is so interesting. because like the grocery store and the second it came through I was like oh fuck I already know what the next headline is going to be but when they asked like how do you get the groceries

and like avoid people just buying them and then selling them and they're like well there'll be an ID that's required to buy the groceries at the discount of grocery store because they're for New Yorkers and I knew immediately it's like okay they're going to go you need an ID to buy lettuce but you don't need an ID to vote which is like a fair

criticism I don't think it's fair Well, what would be the argument against it? In order to register to vote, you have to show your ID. I don't think that's true. Yes, yeah, you definitely do. No, because I think you can register in certain places, register people to vote just by like writing their names down.

No. You looked this up, fact check me, but I'm almost 100% certain you need, because most of the time you register when you're getting your driver's license or when you're at the DMB or something like that. So it's like to get on the register, you have to be a citizen, you have to have some form of identification, or they have to identify you. And then you're registered in a place,

and so you can only vote at that particular location. So to have voter fraud, you have to know the person's name, first and last name, know where they're able to vote and know that they're not coming in there that day in order to vote. And match a signature.

Is that true? Is that true that you need to, says current voter ID requirements in New York registering to vote, a completed voter registration, form, a valid form of identification, including driver's license, non-driver's ID number, or the last four digits of a

social. If you do not have any of these forms of registration or identification, you can still register to vote by completing a mail-in paper registration form. You need to show acceptable proof of identity and residency at your polling place on election day. Boom. So if you didn't show the ID when you register to vote, then you have to bring it in order to

vote. Right. So you believe in voter ID then. You don't know. You don't need to show an ID. when you go to vote. But why not just show it when you go to vote if you already have it when you got registered? Because some people don't have ID. So that how did they...

But that's how they got registered. Well, let's slow it down. They could use their social. Let's slow us down so we don't feel like you have to be on the defense. No. Like, this is more like, it seems to me what you're saying is like having some proof of identification to be part of the voting process is important. Yes.

And that's why it already exists in New York. Yeah. I'm actually, I'm for showing your ideas. when you go to vote. I'm just saying that I know that... You fucking conservative. I know, I know. You fucking right-wing...

I just don't feel that it's needed because the cases of voter fraud are so small and it like practically never happens, but it is such a easy thing to say it's like, of course you should have to show an ID when you go to vote. But why would you have to show an ID for a problem that doesn't exist?

Again, listen, I can't speak to whether the problem. That's my thing. It's like, we just like the buzzwords. Like, we like those types of things. But yes, showing ID for a person who can possibly take advantage of this system where you can just buy a bunch of groceries for the cheap and resell it. Yeah, to prevent that from happening, that makes more sense in my head. Because there could be some sort of like fraud going on there. Yeah, that would be the easiest come up.

Oh, let's just go buy all these 30% off groceries and then sell it for a little bit more. And they're hilarious to think that New Yorkers won't outside. We outsmart the system. We outsmart every system. There's not a system that exists that we want to outsmart. But the thing is, like, there will be a TikTok of some guy going in there walking out of everything. But we have pantries all around the city already that do this exact thing. They get groceries, how to discount a rate. This is a political move. It's a performative move. But that's what I'm saying. But people are just upset at the move that he's doing when it exists already. So why aren't you upset at the fact that we have pantries all around the city that's doing the exact same things? He just,

just wants to expand it. Well, I think the reason that they might be upset is because he's a socialist, communist. Well, no, no, I think the reason is it's because he's gaining political momentum. Yes. And this is a thing that is working, and I think this is resonating with people. I mean, look, the way I would do it is instead of starting a new grocery store, I would just, all the grocery stores that already exist in these neighborhoods, I would just give them a buyback on the groceries that they already purchase.

So I would make those grocery stores more profitable. So instead of giving the money to this new grocery store, I'd be like, yo, bodegas, whatever it is, you can buy these items at a 30% discounted rate. You sell them at this price and we're going to make the Delta. You guys still make your money. So that's actually a pretty good idea, but a lot of them, I think why they're doing this is because when inflation happened and when the cost of stuff starts to go up, they rose their prices and then they haven't brought them back down. So it's like they're taking advantage of the fact that everything's up. And so they're like, okay, now if you want to take advantage of the people, now they're going to have another option. And so you're either going to have to adjust your prices if you want to stay, you know, whatever.

What's the word? Competitive. Competitive. Yeah. Or you get priced up. Like, I think it's a great thing. It's going to force all the grocery stores to be like, all right, we were milking it for a little bit. Let's like bring up price stuff.

profit margins on grocery stores. I was told that Costco sells groceries at a 0% markup, and they make money on the other things there. Make the memberships or whatever. Yeah. And just the other items that you might buy there that aren't groceries. So it's like they're already selling it at... I can't imagine

grocery stores are operating on some like insane margin. Like it's such a tricky business. Food goes bad. Like, it's tough, dude. Not insane, but milk shouldn't be fucking $8. I want it to be less for everybody. I just don't know. I don't know the numbers. know the economics of it. But again, like, this is one of those things just about the voter ID thing

where it's like, okay, now you're implementing actual laws and whether or now you agree with it or not, the opposition party can utilize these things to be like, oh, so now you agree with ID, but you don't agree with ID over there. And the more these things will be implemented, the more the opposition party gets to rally against it. Yeah. So it's really kind of like whoever's in power, the party that's not in power gets to make you look like a hypocrite and stupid and you don't know what you're doing. And then that flips. And then we just end up complaining for our entire lives and then die.

That's really like, nothing really changes that much. The grocery door is expensive. Your nanny try to steal. Try to steal. Yeah. She's trying to take them. There's a hero that stopped her. You got to pay first.

I'll put it in the bag. Shout out to Food Bank for NYC because they're doing great stuff. No, they have shelters all around. How are their cashiers? Are they pro equality? Pro everything. They got all your people. Really?

The blue hair's all out. Oh, hell. Those most people? Is Mark a blue hair? If you walk around his neighborhood. I feel like he presents as a blue hair, but he's like... Yeah, he's one of the rich ones that live amongst them. I'm a Trojan horse.

I'm a Trojan horse. Yes, you are. You're an Elliot. I'm a little on the outside, dude. Yes. Guys, we got to do some Patreon. Yes. Can I bring up one thing before we leave?

Yes, please, yeah. This was something that Tanya brought up that I thought was an interesting an interesting discussion. This went viral on Twitter. It's got like 10 million views. People discussing this exact dilemma. This is a girl that posted. She said, single girlfriend in NYC's text exchange with a hinge match. She's upset.

Here's the text exchange. This is her. Good morning. What time slash where is dinner tomorrow? Have you been to La Merseille? I have not. Looks gorgeous. Could you send me an Uber for dinner tomorrow? No, I won't. On the way home, though. Happy to pick a restaurant next to you. So the question is, should she be upset that her first hinge date didn't get her an Uber to the restaurant?

I'll be honest with you. That is insane. Can we talk about this on Patreon? Because I don't want to talk. No, no, no, no. That is right there. I need to know who the guy is. Why does that make difference?

If you're a trust fund kid and it's... not your money anyway? No. If you never had to work for it, then she could spend it too. I think... Oh my God. What? That's the world. The worst take of all

in this one. There's like two options to pick. If you're a trust fund kid, it's not your money anyway. Just get her to fucking Uber. What do you care? You're not the value of a dollar? These motherfuckers are cheap as fuck too. But that's fucked up and ain't even their money to be cheap. This is on WhatsApp. Definitely not a trust fun kid. First off. All right. So let's

Let's work in this scenario where they're both people who have jobs in New York. They're going to Mercery, which is a fantastic restaurant. Yeah, what is the, what's the price point on that place? It's a nice, it's nice. It's not like crazy, crazy expensive, but it's really nice, amazing chocolate chip cookie. Oh, I've had that chocolate. Yes, you have. Incredible chocolate chip cookie, but a fantastic restaurant.

Go check it out. But, uh... Michelin Guide. It's on a guide. Anyway, but what I would say is, is that that is insane entitlement. Can you get my Uber to go to the... Shalti, I swear to God.

Tell me, tell me. I'm awfulness? Wait, what's that are you on? That's sex trafficking. Son. Depending on where that girl's come from... If that girl lives in Hoboken and you're getting an Uber for her to cross state lines

to come in to have dinner and sex, that's sex trafficking. You could be in jail like Diddy. You want to send men to jail, Alex? That's crazy. That's why we, this got to be Patreon. It's got to be Pedro. That is crazy. Because how are we, like, let me, let me.

We try to fucking not. Can I say this? Can I say this though? Can I say this though? Let me offer the Uber. Yes. Don't go, can you get me an Uber? How far are she coming from? That's more important.

Go down. That's more important. Go down. Crazy first date spot, too. If it's like, go up, go up. Sorry, go up. I just need, can I just see the whole text, motherfucker? Like, you're trying to get other intel.

All right. Ready? This is the whole thing. This is all we got. All right. Ready? So look, here's the thing. Son, a $20 Uber B? This is my issue with it. You ready? That's the app. Can I, can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I just ask? You want to have a super? Can I just ask? Can I just ask this question? Okay. Do you guys not have an issue where her trying to get him to confirm the Uber a day in advance?

That is a good point. What I see, ready? This is what I see. If he's not willing to get me to Uber, I'm going on another date that I got lined up. I'm trying to see if this guy is real, and he's going to be my little sugar daddy taking care of me because I got this other guy on the line

that I don't like as much, but I need to see if this guy's into me like that. Oh, I didn't peep it like, hey, where are we going to dinner? he mentioned some spot that's far for her. So now you're going to pick a spot that's far for me. If you're going to pick a spot that's far from me, at least get the Uber.

But that's where she has to go, oh, that's a little far. Is there anything in my neighborhood? Yeah, you say, is there anything in my neighborhood? And then he goes, oh, let me just get you in Uber. Don't even worry about it. But that's what he basically did. He's like, oh, okay, so this must be far,

happy to pick a restaurant next to you. It's the wrong order. It's the wrong order. It's the wrong order. But that's how I perfectly. Because what he played, he called her a broke bitch she was like

are you going to daddy me are you going to take care of me? Yes And he played it like I'm just into you for you He didn't even go Oh you just want me to pay

He went I just like you for who you are I'd gladly come to a place closer to you Yeah I didn't care about the restaurant The restaurant doesn't matter to me Yes mom Yeah I try to be too nice They called her a six That's what he did

Because if that bitch was a tuesday 10, yes, I got your Uber. Let's stop playing this game. That is a girl that's just on the cuss. I don't care if I would hit tonight. Can I tell you when you're not Uber worthy? Can I tell you when you get the Uber? Can I tell you when you get the Uber when you request it?

When you're coming over and the dude is dropping dick off. That's when you go, hey, when you go at 1130, hey, I'm just getting home. What are you up to? And they're like, I'm just at home right now. What are you doing? You're like, yo, come over and they go, would you get me an Uber? Absolutely. That's dangerous.

I'm going to put you on a train. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, but also if it's a bad bitch, do you really want to go on? You thought my Nepo baby idea was crazy. I feel like it's not money anyway. It's community money. No, that's communal money. That's crazy.

They don't understand the value of a dollar. Just send daddy's money over to her. But also, but that's my dad. That's not your. Yeah. You don't even know my dad. He don't even care about you. Her dad is as much as your dad.

The girls are six. We got to see the picture of a girl. They met on Hing. Which I think changes a lot. Tell me why, because I've never done it. I've never done Hinge. If they met on Raya and or like the sugar dating baby sites,

it's like, okay, there's some sort of like higher. What's the name of those sites that you're on? I don't know. Wait, Mick, but go on, go on, go on.

But yeah, you meet on Hinge and like it is crazy he's taking on a first date there. The expectation does change depending on what that first date. date is. Drinks after work, like, no, you're not going to Uber,

but like, that's a pretty nice spot, but they met on Hinge. He's, he's playing weird mixed signals also. Why is he playing mixed signals again? Because they met on Hinge, which I would arguably,

like would argue is like the normal dating site. That's so ugly people say. No. Oh, you're saying that, are you making a statement about her aesthetics? No, not her.

Isn't Raya better bitches? No, just it's a, you have to, I think it's a higher tax bracket. Like, I think Raya is richer. So she's a broke. You're being nice, right.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's hot of chicks on Ryan. Okay. So I can't get on that pitch. I don't know. My father's been trying to get on that for a year. I've been trying to get on that for a year.

Higher chicks. Welcome to life. It's crazy. So, so again, again, asking for the Uber a day in advance to me is a signal. It's, are you going to take care of me? Do you really like me? Are you into me? And she's in a situation.

She's like, I think she's basically going. I'm not willing to meet you for dinner. She's hitting him up, reminding him about, are they going to have a date tomorrow? If he hit her up and's like, hey, I'd love to go take you out tomorrow. I want to go to this restaurant.

And then she was like, okay, yeah, I'm totally down. Even asking, are you going to send me the Uber for a first date at a restaurant is insanity. The implications he's already paying for dinner. Oh, you already know that's happening. There's a $250 bill that he's going to be stuck with regardless. Yeah. And she's trying to add on another $25,000.

Is this six guys? Why is she saying, are you going to get me my Uber? What, girl? That's not what six is due. What 10? Six is happy to be there. What 10 has to go out their way to confirm the date with the dude? Can I ask you a question?

No 10, no, no, you're not wrong, but no 10 goes, will you get me my Uber? They expect it. No. They don't even expect it. Every 10 got $15, bro. Every 10 got $25. You have it. God.

He's son. I'm so these, these girls now, it's expected. It's transactional like that. Yeah. I would be shocked if a girl couldn't get herself to a place, but if she's a 10, there's no way she thinks she's paying for the meal. It's like not even in her brain. Yeah.

And then they're talking to the friends. It's like, oh, it's broke. You couldn't get my Uber. Couldn't pay for this. Yeah, it's expected off rip for a baddie. You know what I think happens? Bodies leave out the house with nothing in their pocket besides their phone. This girl just talked to her friend, and her friend said that the girl,

girl that she was, the guy she was dating, sent a car for her for dinner. And she's like, I'm higher than her. Yeah. I got to make sure this guy's going to send a car for me. But the fact that he hit her with the, I'll go to a place closer to you, that is next level. I love that. And fire, right? Yeah.

That's brilliant. Four or six. You think she's four to six. You're not taking six to Mercery, bro. I'm sorry. Okay, maybe seven. You want to impress her. She's probably never been there.

She's a six. Guys, I'm telling you, put it together. Honestly, put it together. Why is there so much entitlement? Can I point out something here? He asked her, has she ever been to LaMercery? So she probably is. Come on, guys.

Come on, guys. Put the back. We need to see what they look like. There's no other data. We need to see what they look. There's no other data. He needs to send her a Citibite credit. Guys, we need to do.

But this is all jokes. We're going to Patreon right now, patreon.com slash flagrant. We'll see you guys over there. Peace. All jokes. Hey, y'all's Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair. Ever order furniture online and wonder what if? Like, what if it doesn't hold up?

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