Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Spirit Airlines DIED, The JPMorgan Lawsuit Is INSANE, & KNICKS WINNING IT ALL | #703

Episode Date: May 6, 2026

YERRR – the boys are back and we're talking Spirit Airlines trauma to peptide body dysmorphia and why everybody is gonna get fit.– Flight poop disasters & towel science– Fake JPM stories, broken nose stolen valor & racist sign language– Facesitting, horned-up hate crimes & Magic Mark– Knicks retiring LeBron, Shaq’s meat & fixing the Middle EastPure chaos from start to finish.All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 We address it + Our fav memories 5:00 Spirit is done! 8:51 Everyone’s fit + Unc shoes 10:26 Flight poo + Friend getting Skinnay 16:26 Doo doo on the towel + The science 21:28 Hangry Hate crime + HORNED up 27:39 AI Body Morphia 31:06 H0es, Magic Mark + Habitual non-hand washers 34:13 Opening lines 38:22 JPM story was FAKE + Share the ugly 42:40 Facesitting 45:06 Broken Nose Stolen Valor 47:35 Racist Sign language 55:15 Knicks gonna RETIRE LeBron 1:00:40 More sign language 1:05:21 Klay & Meg + Yearning for attention 1:17:03 Shaq’s meat 1:20:39 Fix the Middle East + Musk is too much 1:26:17 Orlando loves an SO & FRANCE This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up, everybody. Welcome to Flagrant. Shultzzi here. Alex Media, Markey Gagnon. Miles is back there. And we're on the West Coast. Thank you, Alex Media,

for hosting us in WTF Media, Los Angeles Studios, beautiful, lovely. Nice. Don't you guys dare say you like this better. Okay? We spent way too much money on that podcast studio in New York City.

There is. But come check out the podcast here if you guys are in town. Now, we got to address the elephant in the room, no pun intended. Okay? As I'm sure you guys aware,

our boy, Arca, she really went through it earlier this year, showed amazing resilience. And, you know, selling out Radio City recently, setting records in Toronto, just crushing stand-up around the globe. And literally just like living the dreams that he would tell me about it two in the morning

when we're eating fucking egg sandwiches at Veselka. So it's been amazing to see. But the experience has put things in perspective for him. And he has made the decision. to focus all of his energy on stand-up. He is going to be stepping away from the pod. It is bittersweet.

You know, we wished it. He did not want to do that. But at the same time, you know, it's very hard not to root for your friends, you know, literally living his dreams. And if he feels he's got to give everything to that, then that's exactly what he's got to do. And we're going to rock with him.

We hope you guys continue to rock with him. Go check out the show. We saw the show Radio City. It's phenomenal. You guys should absolutely go check it. AhkaSyn.com for tickets. So we just wanted to, you know, clear the air. Akash hasn't been on the pod for a while.

We thought it was time that we, you know, talk to you guys about it. Thoughts, boys. It's bittersweet because this is my brother. I love them. I was started. I was here day one of this podcast. And it's like, we started together and together. Bad boys for life.

Yeah. Gation. Yeah. But yeah, man. I'm proud of them. I'm just so fucking proud. Like being at Radio City and just seeing it. crazy like just everybody was animated like they loved it like yeah i'm just proud of him and

i think back to when we surprised him when i came home from sweden oh yeah his reaction his reaction like he didn't even care the cameras are there jumped up gave me the biggest fucking bear hug i didn't know he was that strong yeah for those of you guys maybe were new listeners alice got locked up when we're on tour in sweden and uh we didn't tell you hell Akash that he got out. Yeah. There's an earlier episode where he just burst in the room and Akash sees him for the first time thinking he was in jail the whole time and Akash just goes crazy and it was just pure

love. It was beautiful. Yeah, man. Yeah. I love you, brother, but, you know, we'll see each other. So it's all good. Yeah, man. Yeah, man.

Yeah, it's cool to see all the like the venues he's selling out and everything that he's doing. I remember even like when I very first came to New York riding in an Uber with him and he was talking about this exact thing. You know, he's like, yeah, man, like the pod's cooking, but like, I want to be that guy. And then now he's doing all the stuff that he said. And, yeah, it's just really exciting. Like, as a comic, I think we can understand.

It's like, yeah, dude, you have an opportunity. I mean, he's going to be an MSG soon. Go get it. You know what I mean? Go get it. It's cool to see. And I remember the very first clip of this pot I ever saw before I was even on it was Premium Pete.

Oh, yeah. Do you remember that clip? It's back in engine room. And he's trying to just, the length of his penis and he holds up a remote. Yeah, he says, somebody goes, you know, see a TV remote? And then Akash goes, you take the batteries out of that.

Well, I'll never forget, and the internet will never let me forget, the, uh, the moment of Akash just walking me down a logic thread where, about effort. Oh, effort. Oh, yeah, yeah. And, like, he just knows that I'm about to just eat my fucking own ass. And then, yeah, it's just like the effort And then he gets up and does this like Indian dance in front of me.

He made me root for the Cowboys, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because now he's not a Cowboys fan, it makes me happy to see the Cowboys win. You know what I mean? That's all it is.

Yeah, man. Just a lot of fucking memories. Yeah, yeah. But listen, go out and support Alcash, man. Go send him some messages. Show him some love, dude. He's the man, he's getting after it, and he's going to continue to crush it.

Go get a ticket to his show if there's tickets left. Yep. Yeah. And yeah, I guess now for Indian representation on the podcast. It's got to be Alex. Yeah, Alex can take it. Okay. Don't do that. Oh, I love you, man.

Please do the rest of the podcast. I said. I'm not. Please do it. You got you flying back tonight? Yeah. What airline? Ha!

Let's start the episode. All right, guys. We're going to start the show, man. No, but for real, what are you flying now? I'm Delta all the way. Oh, you dealt it? Yeah. Okay.

That's what up. Fuck you. You never flew spirit? No. Not once? What time? One time. One time.

We flew spirit. Spirit was nice. Yeah. I thought that was a propaganda campaign. No. I never saw a fight on Spirit. Oh, not about the fights, but I mean. The standard is low.

That's a low bar. You're like, no one ever got stabbed on my flight. It was a good airline. What was wrong with Spirit? The seats were super uncomfortable. Yeah, they didn't move back. And then it's like you think you're getting a deal when you buy the ticket. But then if you have to pay for that, you have to pay for your book bag.

You got to pay for everything. They probably make you pay for water. It's like, it sucks. But I'm not going to accept Spirit slander for the record. Yeah. Because it is what it is. the Spirit Airlines served a purpose. It was good for, you know,

me going to Florida for 50 bucks. And it was what it was. You took Spirit? Hold on. What is this video? Miles, what is this? Just a Spirit Airlines compilation video that I saw on the internet. The greatest hits is Spirit.

I just want to point out before we watch this video, Miles sourced this on his own. That's actually not true. I can show a text. Mark sent this to me. No, that's not true. Oh, I love it. Let the record show for the podcast. Miles source this video.

Miles might have edited it. Let's see the video. Let's see how many views I've got. Miles algorithm about Spirit Airlines. Shit. I mean. Come on, man. This might not even be Spirit.

That might be United. Yeah, come on. Yeah, that might be united. She held it down. If you see that full situation, she held it. What is she? Okay. You can't bring the outcome.

alcohol all, so you've got to just No, she wasn't drinking a phone bottle before she went on. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. You was never leaving the lounge and you just, I can't take it with me, just threw it back real quick. Yeah.

There was the bottle, not a glass. It wasn't a single drink out. Anyway, RIP spirit, man. I can't believe no one bought it. I'm shocked. Well, there's a guy trying to buy it. Who? Have you seen this? This is a dude that was like, if we can raise it off

money, we will buy it as people. And he started an Instagram account trying to buy it, like, crowdsourced. I'm with that. Right? So he was like, if we can get a million people to all chip in like $100 or some shit. I'm completely with that. This feels like a Ponzi scheme. I don't think that this is a real thing.

Not because the big airlines want Spirit out of it because they're fucking up the bag, for it. Because whenever Spirit has a flight. Literally fucking up the bag. They're throwing it off the time. Whenever Spirit has a, like, a destination. Now all the other airlines have to lower their price for the economy. So we should all be rooting for Spirit.

We should be. That's what I'm saying. We should be. They've been trying to fuck them over. Like whenever Spirit has like a couple seats left on a flight, they'll drop their price so then Spirit doesn't sell out. Because Spirit has to pretty much sell like every single flight because they're charging so little. Yeah. Got it.

Yeah. This was on some corporate. And you can make Spirit work. Let the record show. If you show up and you're like, I'm not checking a bag. I'm not getting an upgrade. I'm not buying drinks. The ticket price is the price.

They just upcharge you on a bunch of stuff, and that's how I get you. And that's your choice. You dress like a spirit fight right now. I'm cozy. This is their uniform. Now you got fired. You got it for the thrift shot?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, man, I'm a finis spirit. I'm not going to accept the slander. I think they're going to come back. This little thing right here. Yeah. Is it like a style hole or no? No, no.

No, it's not style. I don't know it Mark. Oh, see. Now I take back my compliment. It's not a style. Because I thought it was intentional. I was like, oh, that shit looks fire. And now I know that you just have some fucked-up shit.

You did compliment him before the five. I know. You were glazing me, too. You were glazing me, too. Yeah, it's not glazing. No, this had a giant tag on it. And then I was like, oh, let me rip this shit off. And my wife was like, let me just cut it for you.

And I was like, tore a hole in the fucking. And then ripped the whole thing, and then she cut it. So I lost twice. And I look like a dumbass. But I'm cozy, at the very least. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. It's my airport flood.

That is? That's my fit. In the upgrade? Can we see his, uh... Yeah, I know you wanted to keep those out of him. No, you can show him. Your grandpa shoes. These are my grandpa slides.

I'm an unc right now. But you're like leaning in. What do you mean leaning in? I am myself. I have two children now. I can't have a... I can't have a... I'm not wearing Converse low tops on a plane.

See, but this is like... You should be at dad's shoe stage with some support. Yeah, that's where I'm at. No, you skipped it. This is old man stage. I moved past. Yeah, you're like, I can't even bend down, so I got to just slip them on. Yeah, you're at that state. You need monarchs.

You got to go to Monarchs next. I don't wear a shoe to the airport that I can't slide in and out of. And we don't even got to take our shoes off anymore. Son, I'll be honest, on the flight here, my feet got a little cold. Really? I almost put the backs on. He almost put the sport mode off. Just in case of a fight broke up.

Son, the shit I took on the flight today, man. Son, how? Oh, my God, it was glorious. And it was one of these poops where, Miles, it was one of these poops where the line up after me, it was, it was, it was a first class cabin and coach. Meaning there were people in coach waiting to access the bathroom, but they had like two or three people ahead of that.

Oh, I wonder, I saw that. It was glorious. I thought there was an emergency. There was just people just. standing. No, there was. And it was big, and I looked right in the flight attendant's eyes when I walked out. She knew what time it was, and she was going to have to sit there and deal with that smell. And I sat, I was in the first row of the plane. I could smell from my seat. So you know that they were basking it. I felt bad. I felt bad, but it was a beautiful dump.

You think the pilots could smell it? Yeah, 100%. He didn't even look me in eyes on the way out. Oh, really? He knew. Yeah, I said, thank you. I said, thank you for a flight. And he didn't even look me in the eyes. Damn. You turned a flight to Indian Airlines. Come on, not today. Not today. I thought you said. Alex.

Oh, shit. Today. Of all days. You know, come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Have you ever had him knock on you while you're in the bathroom?

An Indian guy? No, no, no. Just a flight attendant knock on the door. Be like, hello? Honestly, yeah, I have. That's how it would have meant. And it's like, you know it's occupied. Why would you not?

Why are camping in the bathroom? No, this was a bad one. Wait, why? What happened? I just had a tummy egg. And you were throwing up? No, I was letting it rip. Poo-poo?

Yeah. Oh. But I was just going through it. What else? I don't know. What else? Could it be? I don't know.

I do excuse myself to fart sometimes. No, I was going through it. I had a little IBS situation. I was just ripping it up. What is IBS? Grow up what you have your whole life. Yeah, but I just call it bowel movements. I don't have a fucking disease made out of it.

No, you do have a disease. What is the disease? Iritable bowelin. How many times do you eat a day? You have the other IBS. How many times you eat a day? Well, you're the bad example. How many times you eat a day?

Two times. Does anybody here a normal? You have an exorbitant amount? I eat three meals a day. I make three shits. No, you do three meals plus like two snacks in between. I eat too much. And now that we have an anonymous friend that's on Reda Two Tide,

a completely anonymous friend that's on Reda Tudite, it has made me realize how much I eat. Because our anonymous friend doesn't eat anything at all. He like picks it as food. Yeah. Yeah, he's like the Spirit Airlines of food. You know what I mean? He just lowers the bar. You know what I mean?

Now you're like, damn, that's how much you can eat? No, it's bad, dude. It's bad. Our anonymous friend has probably eaten 1,000 calories over the last three days. If you let our anonymous friend get skittier than you? It's the only thing I've thought about for 24 hours. He's talking about this. You know what's going to motivate me to eat less?

What was your goldfish example? Oh, yeah. The goldfish only grows to the size of the tank, and he is the tank. Do you know what I mean? When you're the fattest friend, you keep everybody under you because we all feel good. Exactly. At least I'm not that guy. Yeah.

That's the background. Yeah. So, like, you know, you look skinny near a big back. Exactly. You know what I mean? Yeah. But it's crazy. Like, I've noticed him lose weight within the week.

Yeah. Really? He would use to wear like these cardigans and I would see that button working overtime. Like, you would see. The strings holding like the sewing. Spider-Man on a subway. There goes my ear roll. The cardigans are loose now.

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I'm going to start dining. I'm eating, I'm drinking a perfect hydration water. Yep. Did the pie, does this sponsor WTF Media Studio? It must. Shout out perfect. Yeah, I love them. This is my favorite, man.

This is the best water you can have. What's your favorite thing about that water? Honestly, my favorite thing about it. They're going to cook this stuff. My favorite thing is the, is the color of it. Yeah. The color of the can. The way you can.

grab it nice. Yeah, the grip. The grip. The double grip. Yeah. You almost got to drink with. And it helps your pH, you know. It does.

You know. That can be good for you. You got acidic. Do we have pH? Do you men have pH? You got an acidic badusi over there, you know. You think I have a bit dussy? Yeah.

The amount of time you shit, it's a little acid around the rim. Nobody would want to go near this thing. I'm going to be honest with you, dude. It is just, I get out this shower. Wash myself down, take the water off, dry myself. Mm. doodle on a towel oh no

no but I got a good question I got a follow question I wash myself because y'all just used the soap y'all don't use wash claw I use my hand that's not good enough

I don't like that with my hand in the front you don't wash your balls no your ass yeah we took my ass you go like you wash your ass in the front oh I don't wash that

I don't wash that you can't wash your ass from the front you guys watch that you just said you You just don't know what to have to have it? You think I'm around like that? Yes, that's what you just did.

That's what I don't figure out. You guys are crazy for that. You guys are fucking nuts for that one, man. Okay, so you destroyed the towel. I didn't destroy the towel. It's destroyed. The towel is destroyed. And what do you do with it?

Do you tell your wife and you say, hey, by the way, there's a surprise. I hang it back up, Mark. I hang it back up. Because the dude will got to be clean. It has soap on him. That's true. It can't be turning doo-doo. It's a stooping.

The tutu's been clean. Right? Like, how is it doo-do anymore if it had soap on it? What's the point of soap? Hey, Alex. What is the point of soap? Yeah. No, I see your point.

If that happened to be, I would give it right back at a shower. Right back in. But what would that do? You got to go harder. I've been doing this for 42 years. You've got to go harder, bro. That's been going to have to go harder. Are you penetrating when you clean it?

There's got to be something in there. Maybe like a millimeter or something like that. You got to clean. You got a clean. No, you get a millimeter in there. Yeah, you know. Yeah. I go a little.

That's what you would do. That's what anybody would do. If there was a hole, you would clean a little bit of it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you're working at a golf course and you got to clean the holes, you don't clean around it, right? You fucking get up in there.

See, but I have a washcloth. So at least this is a barrier. What do you do with that washcloth? What do you do with that? that washcloth. Yeah, that's a good point. It's a new one every time. You throw out a wash cloth every sentence. Oh, so you wash it? Yeah. And then so what happens when the soap hits it? I see what he's doing.

What happens? What? What happens when the soap hits the doodle on the wash? When it goes to the wash and the soap takes the doodle off. Say it. I'm sorry, my. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The soap cleanses the doo-doo, so now it's clean. Yes. Thank you. But your ass has the doodle on it. So the soap needs to clean that.

It doesn't have it on it because it's on the towel that his wife is going to wash your face with later. I'm getting up around the fuck. No. It went through if it went through jeans, bro. Yeah, that's tough. I would agree I had IBS if it went through jeans. You have IBS. Three times a day is not normal.

If you ask any scientist, three times a day is normal. Any science? Look up science. I'll look up science. This is why the same. scientists keep dying. He's also with the other IBS. This is why. They're trying to cover it up. Okay. Three times a day is not normal.

All right. All right. So I'm the only one with a weird practice? No, there's millions to shower. You can't even say shit. I shower. That's very true. That's very true. I do shower. I shower a lot, actually. No, you average three times a week. Exactly. So who's cleaner? Technically, shit-ass.

No, no, no, no, no. Shit-ass shouts right here. Yeah. He showers every day 20%. I shower three times a week, 100%. Do the math. I actually don't. I didn't think about it in my head. I might have lost. You did lose.

You shower less. You're dirtier. I'm cleaner. And I'm pH balance with perfect hydrate. I don't even know the name of the water, bro. It's got so many different things on it. What's the name? Perfect hydration.

Oh. PH water. Well, I thought the pH was for pH. What did pH stand for? I thought it's just... That's the name of it. You're going to hate to hear how many the average... Hoopas.

How many? Anywhere between three times a day to three times a week. Let me tell you guys something. The average is too big. No, no, no, no. That's a big average. Yeah. But let's just start.

You said three times a day, right? So that means 21 times a week or three times a week. And you're at the top end. I'm the best. Okay. I'm not better. I'm not better. Does that not make me better?

Definitionally? Put American. I'm not a euro shit. Thank you. Yo, thank you. That's a good point. That's a good point. Approximately two-thirds of American shower daily, averaging seven to eight showers per week.

Man, why are we talking about shower? I thought we're talking about using the bathroom. No, we just switched the shower. Oh, we switched my bedroom. Just to get some other data. I don't know if I trust it. Yeah, look at that. Google not America.

You're undershad. Google Europe. You're not even close to the average, bro. That's crazy. Your anonymous friend on day two of Red of Two Tide. Yeah. This motherfucker was angry. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Why? I don't know. It made him, what is it? I mean, guess why. Oh, yeah. You can guess. No food. No food.

No food. Now he's, like, happy, but that first day, he was mean and angry. Mm-hmm. And just, like, chopping us down. Yeah. Chopping us down. He had no tolerance for anything. This is so...

I sparked up a conversation at the diner with this lesbian table, lovely lesbian table. We were talking about the different food. He mocked me for it. Wow. That's a hate crime. Technically. I agree.

I wish he was in this room. I wish he was in this room right now so we could talk to him about the hate crime he committed at the diner. Our friend is on Reddit, too, shot. I wish it. I wish it. I wish it so much. I know how funny this is.

I'm getting text that maybe some of this will be edited, so we're going to find out what makes it in. This is our anonymous friend. This is our anonymous friend who's not in the room who's texting me. Definitely not in the room and snapping at me. Yeah, exactly. Who knows who it could be. It could be you.

Also, I was just trying to say the annoying part of this is we're all. I was trying to act like it's not him. I know, right? He's trying to go to. Do they have Britain too tie for racism? No. Could they lower that? Unclear if that's possible. we are all going to lose weight

and it's going to look like I'm the one who's on Redd. These guys were so horny by the way at the bar the other night my ass. Why would all those gay dudes they was climbing with? Oh, we got to talk about that. After they spent the day climbing with the gays

after the show we were at just some bar and Miles was a horny dog. Let's go. Yeah. And Miles says courage. Oh yeah. Miles would go up and talk to girls like it's nothing.

Oh, I know that. I was very impressed. Yeah. I've never had. announce a fear of that. I don't understand the fear. Really? You don't understand. What do you mean you don't understand? You can understand. You can understand. You can understand. What about the fear of public humiliation?

Nah. It's not, it's not humiliating. I just don't even see how there's humiliation in it. I agree with you, like at least trying to... He didn't have to pretend to be a magician to talk to girls. No, no, Mark. I didn't pretend.

I'm a magician. This guy was to imagine. You. You. No, this is obviously, no, you used to wear Make your virginity disappear. How about that? We're wearing top hats and shit. He's a man. You wore top hats.

No, we're not putting this on me. We're not putting this on me. This guy's insane. Damn, you wore top. I remember, bro. No, I would never. I would never wear a top hat. I did do magic and there's nothing wrong with that.

You used to give out stickers of you or some shit. I did that also. I gave out stickers. The stickers are fire. The serious, I stand them. So, get him something else sticky, man. Yeah. You know that their frat brothers came

one of the shows in Tampa. Okay. And these guys, by the way, don't give any details about the fraternity. They like keep the secrets. What fraternity, bro? Exactly. Oh, but this guy's loose lit.

He was spilling. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, my God. And they would get real quiet when he would spill some foul shit. You're not supposed to share. I almost feel like we should talk about it. Like what?

Talk about the sacrificing of the black women. Did he did, not? What? Jesus Christ. What the monkey? Hey, that's actually very untrue. fabricating something. What?

Yeah, Miles, that shit fuck me up. Yeah. That's not true at all. That shit was fucking horrible, dude. I have no anxiety about approaching women. Yeah. Maybe a little more anxiety would have been nice in those situations. That's annoying because what he's going to do is take us too far

so that we're willing to disclose anything else. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah. It's called the door in the face technique. And where'd you learn that? The game. A flirting book that he was. A book about how

Approach will be. Oh, yeah, yeah, persuasion. Persuasion. The art of persuasion. That is a good book, actually. Yeah, this is in a communications class. Yeah. And what is it?

What is the technique? Put the door in a face. Slam the door right in their face. It's on the Spirit Airlines technique. Another thing. Can we just fly Spirit for one last time? Just fucking. What are they doing with those planes?

It's done. It completely shut down. There's on one flight going out. A lot of people showed up to their flightless sat. Stop playing. That is the most cat. Oh, that's hilarious. You know, stop.

You're acting like miles, bro. No, it's get off the airlines to do that. Not the people. Okay. Yeah. Phew. Why would anybody even think you meant that? Bro.

Exactly. Yo, West Coast Lagrant is kind of fun. Just kidding. Anonymous friends. All these times. He already rained down time, toast. Our anonymous friend who's on the room can somehow see my timer. And it's raining that time.

Why I just stop doing that to you? Can we stop sharing information with one another? He's taking control of his health. There's nothing wrong with that. Can you take control of your health? I'm very healthy. Oh, you're so fucking annoying this weekend. I was not.

I was giving some random person advice. You fucking, I'm retort. No, he did it, though. Listen, and we're back. And we're back. And we're back. Come on, dude.

I was given advice. I was given my nutritional advice because someone was asking me, like, hey, do you have any tips on how to get shredded? I saw you want to hike. You look diesel. And I just, you know, I gave my thoughts. And Miles gets pissed about. Your bio age is, man.

Oh, why would anybody take advice? I was going down. I was in a tough spot when I did the bio age. Okay, I was going through a lot. But now I'm getting it, I'm getting it back. I'm dialed in. Why did you AI ads on yourself? No.

Can I tell you? All of the original. That's not the story. That's not the story. Okay, so there's an original pick that goes out to the group chat. It's just them in the forest or whatever these guys did. Okay? We played paddle.

like fucking straight guys. Yeah. How was that better? These guys were shirtless in the forest. Joey, Avery, Miles, and Markey guys. It was a great time. Okay.

So, then all of a sudden, someone sends an AI doctored image of them to the group chat. Okay? What I saw. Now, hold on. Hold on one second. Hold on a second.

Now, I only saw the AI doctored image. Okay? Is guys kissing in the background? everything. I didn't even think about none of that. I immediately messaged our friend. I was like, yo, Mark really got ads? Let's go. Let's go.

Also, I looked sick. Because I knew there was AI parliament. I was like, yo, wait, what's that with Mark? Did you get it back? Mark lost it. We were making fun. That's me. That's not a eye. That's not a eye. You know what? You know, I'm saying. Y'all are haters, bro.

You all are haters. Fuck, I got to step in. There was a tattoo on his, like, below his... Well, now you look at a little. Too hard. That's how hard I looked. I was like, now he didn't get a tattoo. He would have told us he got that tattoo.

Like, that's how I started thinking might be AI. Zoom in on that slutty tattoo. That shit is far. Should I get that? Yo, but you had a body like that back in the day, Mark. So it wasn't that crazy. That was not that long ago. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Yes, you was. No. You got to get on the Reddit. What test? You were doing the thing that it's like, oh, organic or some bullshit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you was cheating in a whole. time? No, I took a natural

testosterone booster for six months. That's the same steroids. Yes, that's the same steroids. It's a sponsor of the pod. I mean, obviously, shout out the sponsor of the pod. It's Shealogy. But what are you going to say about that? What you're going to do now?

Listen, if you take Mars men, I have the confidence to share that. Yes, okay. I did. You go out of the lion and cheating. It's not cheating. It's a natural booster. How you cheated?

It's still the AI. That's how fucking shit. No, AI just put the tattoo on. That's all. I mean, zoom in on that. I can't believe you would cheat. Nah,

but you know it was crazy. I was like, I was like, oh shit, he got it back. And then I saw my. And you're like, nah,

my, no, I like that. Oh, it's not the sunglasses just on my chest. No, not even.

Not even. I was like, nah. Oh, I just noticed that. Yeah, y'all were looking at Mark's body

before you saw the other. I just figured they stuck it there with a guy's come. I thought all the guys were real, bro. I liked that the AI didn't make miles that jazz. I like the Joey got his tongue out.

Yeah, that's not a guy. That's normal. He's a little naughty of his tongue. Like, it didn't really make you that strong, Miles. Why do you think that is? That is kind of fucked up. Damn, Miles. I can't really see anything.

How shit? Hold on. How shitty is your body that that's what AI thought was better? No, no. That's best out. No, no laughing him, bro. Al don't laugh. You mean a real asshole.

West Coast Al is different. West Coast Al is a different breed, bro. Biles don't let the. do that to you, man. You look great. I look great. I look great. He does look great and he talks to girls, man. This shit was incredible. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me talk. No, no, no, no. He was just

talking to girls. They were, they were fiending. Can we talk? Can we talk about it or not? It was just miles, really, to be honest. How was the, how was the energy? We were able to connect? They were all European and they were not really having any of it. Aside you like the, you walk over, just you know, just say something and then you go back the second time

and if you're not getting good energy, you just got to sort of let that go. This is Denver, right? Yes. I also gave him Miles pickup lines. Did you use it? What, pick a card? That shit works, bro. Joe, Mark, you did magic tricks

for girls, bro? That shit was fire, bro. I don't think I knew any magic tricks. The thing is, I didn't even do it for them. I did it for me. Like, I just did it because I love magic. Man. I hate this shit. That's what it is. I said, pick a card. I said, what are your dreams?

All right, I got one. Go. Is it a black or Red. Red. Seven of diamonds. Is that not impressive, ladies? Shit, this place's about to get shot up. You got the mentalist.

Is that not a little impressive? I wish I told you. No fucking way. It was the seven of diamonds. Just the fuck out of here. I wish I told you. I have a gift. Stop.

I have a gift. Is that not a little bit interesting that I can do that? That I have that talent? Anyway. I'm not going to think around this guy. I'm doing much of it. What a change.

Are you going to put this shit in your mouth and just play with? Your fingers is mad dirty. You aren't playing with it. I wash my hands after I use the bathroom here. I just want to let you know. I don't believe you. I did. I really don't believe you.

The only time I wash my hands in the bathroom really is when I'm in there and there's someone that just saw the show. That's the only time I do it. We were in Denver and it was the only bathroom. If I was in there alone, I'd be like, pee, dip. This time I'm in there, there's a guy like, yo, dude, fire show. How long are you in town for?

I was like, fuck, I have to wash my hands now. This is the worst. Do you go, do you go, oh, God, I don't even want to share this thing with y'all? Don't. Yeah, don't. No, no, no. No, no.

So my wife clocks me washing my hands. Like, I got to wash my hands. And I don't lie to my wife. So sometimes I don't want to use soap. because it's more of an ordeal. You got to put the soap, and then you really got to wash it off, and then sometimes there's suds,

and it's a whole thing. So the same thing, like the shower, because... So what I do is, I'll turn on the water, and then I'll just put my hand on the soap dispenser. So technically,

there's at least one... Molecule. Molecule of soap on my hands. And then I wash my hands like that. This is more work. To not wash your hand to scler. Yeah, it's probably, as I say it sounds pretty dumb. Yeah, but at least I'm not lying.

Yeah, that is true. That is true. Yeah, it's the principle. It's the principle that counts. Yeah. Can we get back to Miles' opening line with these European women? Yeah, what were you saying to them? And what type of European?

Well, that was a funny thing. They were like, oh, the line I go, I always just go up and I go, hey, I have a dumb question. And just sort of whatever is there you sort of lean with. And I was like, oh, I'm not from here. Do you have anywhere that you'd suggest we should. go. We're like downtown Denver. There's not a lot of bars around. They were like, oh, we're not also from here. Let's go where are you guys from? And they were like,

Europe. I was like, oh, damn, where in Europe? They just gave you the whole continent. A landmass is a tough. Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah. So I was like, oh, where in Europe? And the Italian girl goes Italy and the other girl sort of is really hesitant. And I was like, you don't have to? And she goes, you have, you probably have Austria?

And I was like, yeah, I know Austria. I'm retarded So They really think we don't know all the countries, man Yeah Yeah But that was not what Sholz's opening line was He said that he should go

That Miles should go talk to him And he was trying to like pep him up What was it? What I say? You say, yo go up to that girl And tell you want to spit in her butt I didn't say that That's what he said

I did not say And Miles was like, I don't know if that's gonna play Fuck boy Is that's what the conversation I didn't say spinning her butt. That'd be fired who ever thought of that. But I didn't say that one. That's not me.

I'm married. I got kids. You know who didn't talk to anyone? No. One of our friends. Holy shit. Yeah. Nah.

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There's a little fish head in the news. Yo, did you hear about that fish head? I heard it was fake. of course it was fake Oh yeah you weren't that on Patreon We were talking about it And by the way before it ever got revealed It was fake

I knew it was fake Yeah And I said so on Patreon He was riding for the Albanians Okay He was riding for the Albanians Come on you know what time it is I knew there would never be an Albanian girl

Would talk like that Never Now the funny thing is he made it up Like so the guy Who's making the accusations Now that we know it came from him That's how he feels about his wife Like that's the hilarious thing

Fish, Small titty. Yeah, right? Like, he really concocted a whole story to just insult the woman that he decided to spend the rest of his life with. Damn. Asian fish head is amazing.

I don't think it's all fake. Maybe not all fake. Maybe that's something that. The only, like, there's been some more stuff that's come out, but the people just saw his face and they're like, oh yeah, this is bullshit. Yeah.

And everyone's just accepted that it's fake based off of just seeing the two of them. That's the worst. Yeah. Put it up. That is the worst. When people just see, he's like, ah, nah, he has no chance at a.

He looks like Gumby. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out who it is. It's a zombie. And Joey said it looks like a French cartoon. But no, I think, I think there's a little truth to it. You don't just make that accusation with nothing. Like, he had a little bit, and he probably tried to exaggerate the situation,

but you don't just pull that out of nothing. But it's a big swing. But he's a smart guy. He's working at JP Morgan. You know what I mean? Yeah. And he had the best boss ever. he fucked it up somehow.

Right? That's the other thing. It's like kind of great boss. Because now he's doubling down. Did you see that? Yeah. He's saying now he's like, she's forcing him into threesomes and shit like that.

The double down is hilarious because it's just more awesome shit. Some people don't get health care, yo. Some people at their job don't even get health care. You're getting pussy and threesomes. And health care. Albanian with cannons. Nah, what if it was a threesome would a do? Still.

If she's like a, sex beast like that. Still. Still. You've seen her, bro. She's a piece. No, she's not. She's not threesome with a dude. Don't do that. She is not threesome with a dude. The dude is you go uglier.

Because then you share the ugly. You don't want to. No. Yeah. If a girl's fine, you want that to yourself. If a girl's ugly, you got to share the ugly. He is doing some math here. Like, it's kind of, but no. Do the math. No.

Do the math with me. You want to take on the ugly just for you? You only. I don't want nobody knowing I have this ugly. Hey, that's a good point. But there's also. Mutually sure destruction. But what if it's a super duper baddie and is like,

she's like the only way, like, um, the tennis movie. Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's what it is. No, no, no, no. It's like, y'all both want me so bad. The only way you can have me is if you're do some gay.

But that's different. This could just be a regular old threesome. Yeah, why would you assume it's gay? look at him nah you're being insulting right now you're being insulting it does look like he has a list a little bit

Mark said clavicular's is completely oh yeah vindicated clavicular's whole worldview is a little bit justified now why because everyone was like oh man this girl's crazy

I can't believe she did this everyone believed the story and then they saw him and they were like oh no we just go with the hotter person whoever the hotter person we just believe their story 100%

and so we see the hotter woman we're like yes we don't believe this fine ass Albanian woman who's incredibly successful and very important to J.P. Morgan would have to have a sex slave as ugly as this guy. That's the logic. I get it. That's the logic.

But is it like, are people saying she's super fine just because she works in finance and we don't expect super fine? Because she forced him to sit on his face. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. Because the way people are talking about it, she's not like super fine. No, but the law. You're full. Yeah, but not like super fine.

The way people are talking about it is like she's way out of his league. They're like, No, what she was doing is so freaky though. She loved it. You know what I mean? Allegedly. She didn't do this, obviously. No, allegedly.

But the allegations were. The allegations were horned her. The allegations was horny, man. There were some horny allegations. Smothered him, sat on his face. Yo, I believe the dude, man. Has a girl ever sat on your face? Yeah, but I asked for it.

And, and. And both, yeah. And you, thanks for clarity on that. He just got WWU move. Rafiki. No, but like, what, and what, how long did that go on for? You never gave oral? Yeah, yeah.

But she's sitting on your face. It's not like sitting. Like, she's still a little arched. You need some room to do your thing. Yeah, I guess I'm thinking of it differently. You're thinking like full weight. Yeah, I'm thinking full weight is on your face. No.

No. When people say that, they don't mean. That's what I thought. Are you fucking. I thought on her knees. I thought she's on her knees. I thought she's sitting on her knees and just sitting on your whole fucking head. That's not how it's done.

That's how I imagine it was he done. Are you telling a magician right now? That's how I thought it was done. How are you guys? How dare you call it sit on the face? What do you think dog is? Say again? What do you think doggy is if you're taking everything literal?

Yeah. Like how dogs do it. You got a How's that You guys Yeah, you guys You don't Runch over

Yeah, where you grab her legs You fuck it dude That's doggy Obviously No but doggy's close Doggy's close It's so Sitting how yeah

Nah sitting on your face is Close No no Let me tell you something This is not sitting This is sitting This is sitting You can't call something

Sitting When the weight The pressure Is not on the object The object in this situation is your face. It is a little pressure. Yeah. I don't think there was.

I don't think there was for you. I think you're crying about it and I think you're making it up. I think you're making it up. I don't think a girl ever sat on your face. Hey. Yeah, you are a liar. Would you tell me the race of this woman? Nope.

Can you tell me what airline you flew? Could be ever. Ryan. Oh, hell yeah. She does have a good face for sitting, though. He's got a great. Look, he's also not ugly.

I don't know why everybody thinks that guy's ugly. Son, he gotcha nose. He's not ugly. He's not ugly. Bro, don't try to pull this. We were in the green room in Denver. and after the show there's a bare knuckle fighter in there and he legit does bare and uncle fights

that's his profession he's a beast of professional athlete they know all knockouts like just a legit freak of nature athlete and he's like Spirit Airlines spiritual spiritual

I don't know if his full spirit but he's spiritual and he was like he was like yeah you know I had a fight like 10 days ago And he was like, Shult's like, damn, you look good after 10 days.

He was like, yeah, you know, he cracked me in the nose. I basically broke my shit. But, you know, I feel good.

And Shil's goes, yeah, man, I had that same thing. I did. And we were like, what? He's like,

yeah, the paddle thing. Like, it fucked my nose up. Oh, I didn't tell you? I didn't tell you. Yeah,

I did tell you, right? I should have still black and blue. This guy recovered in fucking 10 days. I just fell on a paddle. My nose is like,

yeah. He's like, no, I've been there, bro. I've got a nose injury. He asked me, he's like, do I have to address this on stage? I was like, no. So my nose was yellow. I look like a fish head, bro. He looked like someone sat on my shit, bro.

We got out of the plane coming here, and Miles goes, I'm hungry. I think I'm going to go to Fishhead Express and get something. I was going about it. Wait, but was that not a relatable moment? Two athletes in their pride. talking about the injuries they've endured, the sport that they love?

Yeah, I guess in a way. But he was a nice guy too. He was like, oh, yeah, man, we all go through it, you know. I just loved the picture he said to the group chat. It's like, he's like, yo, shit, I think I broke my nose. Your nose was the same size. It was just a little red. Really?

So it's not going to go down? I thought the swelling would go down eventually. Let's sit on it, right. Yeah, that could help. You put a little f on it, dude. A little B.A. Go a long way for your nose, dude. Oh, gee.

Just broke my nose again. I just hit my nose again. I just destroyed WTO. That shit is a lethal weapon right there. Right? I get that in shirts. Son, at the show in Denver, there's a sign language interpreter. Oh, this is awesome.

So, like, legally, if there are people there that are, I always mix it up. retarded. No, no, no, not that. It's not that. No, I'm teasing. If they're deaf. Blind. No.

You are retarded. I knew if I threw the ball up even slightly, you would don't get home. I knew that. How would be. I would do that. There were three people there that were deaf. One of them actually was blind. Yeah, there's a fun wrinkle in that.

Yes. Yeah. Chosen. True and tell you wrong. But they were fantastic. And then there were two, I think state law means that you have to have an interpreter there that can make sure that they can understand the show. And there were actually two interpreters there, but I didn't know that there were two. So the people that were deaf were sitting in the second row.

Who pays for that? I imagine there's like an organization that I think that one of the sign language interpreters, Amber runs and maybe people donate to it. But it was sick. Not us. and so like this Amber interpreter she's up there and like she's like giving all the interpretations whatever blah blah and then all the sudden there was another girl that was in the front row that I thought she was doing the interpreting too

and then all of a sudden they switched and I was like who is deaf here like I had no fucking clue who is deaf and apparently was both of them doing like shifts oh yeah okay that's how I get tired fucking doing all the signs of shit so I saw them out What do you think the sign language way of saying Jew is? No.

Just what would you guess? They basically said it. No. Really? It's like that? No. What the hell? What the fuck? You're fucked up, dude on the pod.

You're more races than Miles, bro. Miles is the one race. What'd you mean? You said, I just said it. No, that was messed up, man. That's crazy. That was on call for it. Especially what they're going through. Yeah.

All right. So how do you do it? You go. No, not, not, no, no, no, no, no. No, it's this, Alex. Like you have a beard. Oh. Oh.

Oh, couldn't you get confused with, like, Muslims? I'm going to tell you, hold on. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah. Do you know what Mexican is? We went through all this on stage of the show. Maxine is this.

Oh, okay. I like that. That's fine. That's good. Do you know what Asian is? I'm not making this up. I hope you have a close-up of how trying to make a fish face. I haven't done that since I was a child.

I was like, how do you still do this? Try it. No, it's not that. I can't even tell you what it is. It would feel uncomfortable. What? Muslims are cute. What is it?

Oh, like praying. Okay. That's nice. Apparently the venue pays for the interpreter. Oh, apparently the venue pays for the interview. Or a non-oist friend. Yeah. Who said that?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, don't. Don't. Don't.

You got to stop. Oh, I'm going to start using that, though. I like that. You got to do it. Did you know our anonymous friend went on Red of Tutti's so he could just save money on food? Did you know that? That's what you do. You're wasting your time.

Fucking time, man. Renad Jutai. Nah, come on. Because you go. Oh, that's kind of funny. Yeah. Do the sign. I'll guess what it is.

all out. Yeah, go. Okay. Miles is off camp, but he's doing... No, I'm on a camp. Oh, he's, okay. I'm on a camp. What is this? What do you think this one is? Similar to this.

Hmm. Christian. No. Pointy chin. Think of this as being a letter. Oh. I don't know. What is it? Israel is the beard. Oh.

It's the beard. I got it. That's interesting. That's kind of interesting. I'm trying to find... You got any other ones? Yeah, I'm trying to find some fun ones for you. Did you find out what black is?

Yeah. I think it was this. I think it was this. Oh yeah, what was that. Yeah. That's real. That's it. That's what it is.

This right here. Why is that? No bullshit. Asian is... I swear to God. I have video of it at the show. And I was like, that is racism. She goes like this.

I think they're... You're being liberal with it. I think it was probably more subtle than that. Well, she was being very conservative about it because it looked, it felt very racist the way that she was doing it. She goes like this and then like turns off the side of the road. And the audience knew it before me. I didn't say anything about it.

I feel like we got to get in trouble with this. They made it up. It's American sign language. You thought it was going to be progressive? Oh, that's true. That's black. Yeah. Black is that.

Yeah. Like specifically, I think that's black in reference to a person. person, not the color. But I don't know. I don't know. I was asked about. Fitted. Anyway.

Shout out our fishhead brothers and sisters, man. Yep. That you got, that's going to stay. Yeah, fish head might stick. Yeah. Does every language have different sign? Yes. Yeah.

Well, I think it started with American sign language. Yeah. We're the only people with deaf people for a long time. He just didn't talk to them. It is an amazing thing. about Americans. I don't think we get enough credit. No. They didn't talk to them. No fucking way. Is this true? You don't need it in other countries.

Italy, you don't need it. They're already basically doing that shit. You don't even really need to... Honestly, when I was doing the show, I felt like I didn't need it. Like, I felt like they got it. You know? Like, you can kind of communicate what you need. The blonde who was laughing the whole time. Exactly. Yeah. So you can talk to him, but...

He was. He was laughing. He was laughing. He was laughing. And he was staring at the speaker. He thought I was the speaker. And he was like, yo, the interpreter's over here. And he was boring. But I think ASL, American Sign Language, which was the first. French. No way.

See? No way. We were the first to try to communicate with it. 1750s, French. 1750s? Americans were early 1800s. Right behind, right behind. All right. What?

What do you say to that? Shots. Shut your ass. That was an N-word tone on it. It was some tone on it, right? Shit, Joe. I heard that. The tone.

You speak at his own? Yep, yep. I didn't know that. What else going on, boys? We got the Knicks. Yo, let's go. What's the score? Oh, fuck, the game is right now.

Are we? 115 to 87 in the fourth quarter. Oh, let's fucking go. Let's fucking go, boys. Sweet. What's the calcium odds for the Knicks taking the series? 100%. You want the series?

Oh, I got a... A hundred? You got some on it? No, I just got to call my brother-in-law and talk shit. Why? What's his team sixers, right? Because he lives in Philly? Yeah.

Yeah, no, we're taking this shit. That's for the whole series? Oh, wow. 83% right now. 83% chance. The Knicks close out. Yo, this might be our year. I know we've said this our entire life, but...

I'm afraid to chase it. Boston's not in it. Everybody was scared about Boston. We're going to smoke, Philly. Magic or out. Detroit. Thank God for y'all. It's magic.

Well, not magic aren't out yet, aren't it? No, they lost yesterday, yeah. But I thought losing yesterday made it 3-3. No, I was game seven. Oh, my God. But, um... They blew a 20-point league. in a game seven

game six no game six they blew the 20 you can't come back from that okay so yeah and then Cleveland could be tricky Cleveland's kind of nice Cleveland I thought Detroit's the no Detroit and Cleveland are playing now right oh okay okay okay but yeah that's that'll be the battle right there but

I mean if the Knicks win brrah if the Knicks win let me tell you guys something Zorons New York son Zorons New York yes yes give him

You know what time of it is. Hey, hey, if the Knicks win, you got to give Zoe credit. Got it. Got it. You got to give him credit. Mm-hmm. I think we make him a citizen. No, we got to let him run for president.

That's what I'm saying. Make him a citizen. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. No, he's a citizen. I think, yeah. Yeah, he's a citizen.

Yeah, he's just not born. He is. But you got to be born here to be president. Why do you think? I got to look at that Berks I mean I mean

He does say Uganda Yeah he was Yeah he was born in Yeah And Uganda That's really corn Uganda

Chill out You might be saying some shit I'm not I'm speaking Uganda's island But the amount of shit talk New Yorkers are going to do It's gonna be

It's not It's gonna be insufferable For everyone else I just want to let you guys You should start preparing yourselves right now. If we do win, we're already the most cocky. We haven't won anything since we're kids. I can't wait.

It will be unbearable. Oh, my God. So wait, what will it take? They beat the Sixers and then what? Conference final. Cleveland or Detroit. Yeah, then it'll be the Eastern Conference final. And then who makes it out of the West?

Probably OKC. Oh, Lake is looking good, right? Yeah. I mean, it was awesome. him to watch Bronr do that, but can he keep doing that? It's got to be the real question.

But still. What's the series at? Lakers Thunder's tomorrow game one. Oh, okay. Yeah. I think O KC makes it out. Yeah,

okay. Nick's O KC. That's going to be rough. No, we're not going to lose an O KC. We're not losing O KC. Timberwolves, spurs, Cavaliers Pistons.

Lakers Thunder. It would be nice to see LeBron pull it off. At least in the West. You know, shut up. In the West, in the West. Would you not want to see LeBron?

I would like it to be Nick's Lakers. How crazy is that. So would the national basketball show. Yes, that would be an amazing, amazing. And then LeBron's final year, we just make sure it doesn't happen. The Knicks won a championship. And then we go on a 10-year run. Oh, we retire LeBron, bro.

He could have came to New York. Remember, he rode the subway. Yeah. He edged us. He teased us. I know. He's like, I'm inside of you. you made the wrong decision, Pops.

Damn. Yeah. If you guys knock LeBron out. Reminds of the Magic in 2009, the big series. Magic 1. Beat Cleveland. I don't know if you guys know that. Big Magic fan.

You know the Magic, B. Cleveland, 2009. I hate it does this shit. It's true. It's true. Look at a couple of days right before a Pazahn. I'm trying to be a basketball fan. I'm rooting for the magic. I'm doing my best.

Just rule for what you believe. What do you like? Soccer? Yes. All right. What's happening in soccer? He don't know shit about that. I really don't care about the World Cup.

Can we all just not know anything? Isn't that fun? I really care about the World Cup. The World Cup is what it's all about. And he's not even rooting for America in the World Cup. I know. That's crazy. Are you rooting for America number one?

Hell yeah. Number one. Yes. I don't know who else is playing. America is my strong second. That's crazy. Like you got to leave. Yeah.

I wasn't born here, bro. Get the fuck out. Yeah, like low-key? Yeah, like, low-key? I don't know. Now we're starting to worry about you. I wasn't born here, so I just, I support the nation I was born in. Which is.

France. I'm French. I'm like, I'm European. I'm culture, dude. Nah. 7,000 over there. So I was like, yeah. Something's going on.

Yeah, bro. How do you say French in sign language? I'm looking everything up. I'm like, if I, if I, it's not that. It's not that. No, that's not. It's little. You go.

Oh. Is that really French? That French is this. It's an F and you turn it out. They invented sign language. That's the one they gave them. No, no. Americans gave them that one.

Yeah, we did. But America also gave us this for America. Belly? And that's that. I don't know. It just sucks. No, that's fine. Oh, that's hot.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Yeah. Uganda was cool. You make a you on your hand.

And you tap it. Oh, Uganda. Everything you guys have been saying, I'm just learning it Sign language minutes after. I was doing a whole different part by yourself over there. Yeah, I'm having way more fun. Yeah, how you say nigger? Damn.

Damn. I know. I was the first one. Guarantee you looked at up. Not going to look that up. Yeah, right. Look it up. Not going to look that out.

Maybe it doesn't exist in sign language. Yeah, someone else in this room could look it up if they want to. they're absolutely allowed to Reggie Shout out, Reggie Help us out, Regge Deaf people are not very racist So they might not even have

That word might not even exist to them Why? Well, because the movie theater is always silent Why? God damn that shit was funny Oh, Reggie, what we got, bro? What do we got? There might not be one.

See, what I tell you? They live in a better world. They're not raised. They're not raised. They're better than us, man. They're not racist. God bless them, man. Great people.

And thank you guys so much for coming to the show. Thank you. Now, there's subtitles. I'm saying the deaf people that came to the show. Yeah, but what is? I thought I was thank you. I don't think that's thank you. Is that not?

What are you just saying? What are you just saying? So thank you very much. Yeah. 100%. You can't even do it, bro. You can't even do it. Ba, ba.

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So they really shared. And they made it like, this is a prominent thing. And therefore, when it ends... And they're both superstars. And then the way she came out about it was also extremely public. Yes. Just like Instagram post story. Like, I can't believe you did that to me.

Have me around your family. I'm done. And it was just very out in the open. And accused him of cheating. Yeah. And then he was on the boat the next day, having a good time. He said, I did not. See that?

Bring that video off on the boat. That's fat. I don't even think he addresses it. Not really. He just posts up on the boat fishing. He loves the boat, man. He loves the boat, man. He loves to ride the boat.

Oh, like, like, old man fishing boat or like yacht? No, like a... With Tim's off. That's two different. It's an old man fishing boat. Like, hold on. Can you get this video up right here? There is.

There he is. I can see it. You look like an icy. You're going to be back on the high seats. Come on, fellas, none like it. Long time. So the rhythm might not be there, and the passion is always good. God feels good.

You're back. Nothing like the ocean. Nothing like the ocean. Oh, man. He's a train. I think he's just live on this boat. Yeah. They hate seeing a man happy.

He's hurting. He's hurting. That's hurting right there? Yes. Oh, so he's kind of like overcomitate. And be like, oh, look, I'm not sad. Plenty of fish in the ocean. Oh, yes.

Nah, but that's compensated. That's overcomposate. You think so? Yeah, I think so. What's this trend of, like, NBA players, like, podcasts and being live on social. Is this, like, the yearning for more attention is quite interesting to me. Does it happen a lot? Yeah, Jalen Brown.

I mean, Jalen Brown was on. live or whatever, who's doing like pods? Oh, who's the dude that does TikToks? What's his name? Oh, Jared McCain. You're talking about the Sixers guy. Yeah, he does the dances and he got the nails and I think that he's adorable. But like, like, Dremont, I think has been potting for a while.

Dude, a lot of players pot. But like what, I'm curious, like, what is it? Is it preparing for something after the league? Is it just, you see getting, going with the times? Like, but it is interesting because, like, I would imagine a lot of people get into this because they're like, I want to make a career out of of this and I want to be able to do something fun where I could provide for myself and my family. And they've got hundreds of millions

of dollars. All they have is something to lose by doing this side hustle and it could bring negative attention to them and they're still doing it. It can also bring positive attention. Sure. Keep your name relevant. Maybe more endorsement deals. You know, like

it's a lot of upside too. Yeah, if you have a popping social presence on top of being a star athlete. Okay. Yeah. Okay, but we're not talking about like running a mill athletes. We're talking about max contract players, guys that are making $300 million. Yeah, but especially when you're retired, that's understandable. It's like, yo, you are used to the limelight every night. They're not retired.

Well, I mean, a lot of them are. They're in the peak of their careers. Elinadee, Jalen Brown, like, all these are active players. It's just, it's just an interesting thing to me. But to me, it's like when we were younger, maybe you saw a few NBA players try to rap. right covey tried a rap shack rap or wrapped um AI rap is this a shift in culture in that like the streamers are now

the things that even the athletes are emulating hmm I mean there's definitely been like a culture shift you ever see like those surveys where they ask kids like what you want to be when you grow up and like in the 90s 2000s like every kid was I want to be an athlete and then like randomly they'd be like astronaut whatever yeah and now every kid's I want to be a huge tour. I want to be a streamer.

Just interesting. Yeah. Like, are there athletes now that are also rapping, I'm sure? Yeah. But you see the best guys in the league now, like, doing pods and streaming. Mm-hmm. Hmm. Just kind of something different did, you know, we never, obviously these things didn't exist

when we were kids, but, like, the best players, I don't know if they were like, I'm going to do my own ESPN show. Mm-hmm. Which would be the same. It would be the equivalent. Yeah. I think also some probably just enjoy it. It's just like fun.

Yeah. There's like positive attention outside of sports. Yeah. Yeah. And they're like, I'm not going to say anything dumb. I know what to say. Like they're obviously confident, borderline arrogant people. Yeah.

I'm not going to do anything stupid. And then number in your bank account, I'm imagining, wouldn't preclude you from wanting to do something fun. You know what I mean? So they just find it fun. Yeah. What person ever said, oh, I make too much? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. That's true. They're like, all right, I got to get my shit up. And I don't know if it's going to be streaming against your shit up.

But, like, you are seeing them say certain things. Because when you're live or you're just recording, you're not, you know, you might get into a moment where you're actually sharing how you feel. And that could cost certain things. Like, I think Jalen there is this thing he was saying where, like, he said, yeah, this season was like my favorite season I've ever played. So my favorite year of basketball. My favorite year of basketball. In his career. In his career.

Now, they just got knocked out. Yeah. And it was also the year that Jason Tatum didn't play. Yeah. So he might not mean it that way, but here's a perfect example of like something maybe taken out of context or just clipped as 30 seconds. Maybe right after it, he was like,

I mean, it's sucked not to have JT there and I love playing with them and blah, blah, blah. But now you cause a little friction or you let the internet cause a little friction. Was this the season that he kept getting his hair dye on people's jersey? It might be a few seasons, but yeah. Oh, the few seasons ago.

But like, and then like recently, Draymond was saying, and now you're like seeing like the end of the Warriors dynasty, right? Like this is, you know, for the last decade, the Warriors were just the team. And even Draymond was like, you know, if maybe, and again, I'm maybe removing context from this. But like, if Steve Kerr wasn't my coach, what would my career be? You know, I didn't have a single play run for me for this many years. So did it, I don't know if he said stunt my offensive growth or whatever it is. And it's just like, it's just an interesting thing.

because he was a prolific player and a winner and an incredibly important part of that team and probably his skill set valued so much and made a lot of money because of how valuable his skill set was within that team. But having that perspective like, oh, maybe I could have done something else over here. Like, what does that do?

Is there like a rift between you and a coach now? Like, it just seems like talking could cost you. I get it, but I like it. We like it because we're like, how the fuck are these guys saying this shit? Yeah. But do we like the stakes and the potential cost of their words? Yeah, I mean, if it fucks up your team, obviously not.

And I'm sure that their agents and their family are like, hey, you don't need to do this. What are you doing? Stop this. I cannot believe that any of their representatives are going, please just give more opinions on podcasts. Yeah. I cannot imagine. Or it can be calculated.

Like when LeBron will, we know something will leak where he's not getting along with this team member, or some shit like that. Like, they can just be like, hey, it's in our control now. We can just mention a comment, let the internet run with it. I think that, yeah, there's like a sophisticated version of it where, like, you use it as a media apparel. Yeah. And then there's a version where you're just streaming live saying wild shit. Yes.

Yeah. And, like, I don't know if you want to affect, not only the bag, but you want to affect, like, the team chemistry. Like so many, you're dealing with, like, massive egos. Every guy on that team was the best place. player their entire life in every single basketball game they played in until probably college. And then they start playing against other guys who are the best. And they're like, I'm still that nice. Like, their egos might get hurt.

You know, it's like a constant management of ego. But for other people who works out, everything I've ever seen of Wembe is phenomenal. Oh, what do you? Every clip I've ever seen it. Again, I'm not like falling in the league super closely, but everything I see of Wembe, I'm just like, oh, he's the best. Tell us about two clips. Well, one, he's juggling.

He's like a phenomenal juggler. And I'm like, this is awesome. I love that. The other one, he's just like talking about, oh, I mean, a great one is when he's talking about Cizogy. They were like, what's your favorite word? He was like, Cizogy. And they're like, what is that?

He's like, it's when like a star explodes and like the cosmos and it creates new Earth or some shit. And he gives a beautiful definition. Every time I see him, like, this is my favorite player. Also, the nation he's from, not that it matters. Yeah, you're a sell-out, bro. But I mean, it is also coincidentally a little French. You know what I mean?

It's just a interesting coincidence. You're not even. French, bro. I'm French, too French. But somebody's got to lose something, right? Before people just start shutting it down. Well, what's to do those in Memphis that had all the gunship? Yeah, but I don't know if Jai was doing that. I don't think it was any kind of social media thing, wasn't it?

I mean, he got caught on live. Yeah. It was Instagram live, but it was live, yeah. But was it his or was someone else's? I think it was somebody else's, but still, he knew it was on live. Yeah. We also heard an interesting thing where, like, now with the NIL deal these are like these college deals.

They're like, these players are coming into the league with like 10 M's in the bank. It's a very different energy. When you're coming into the league and we're not even talking about like you're the best player on the team. You just might be like a draft pick

late in the first round. But for whatever reason, the college, you were able to get a lot of money and blah, blah, blah. And like, now you're not coming to the league. Like, if I don't make it this season, my life is over,

my family's not eating anymore. What is the dynamic? Like, what does a coach do when he's got his young rook that should be trying to get playing time, but he's really like, I got 10 M's in the bank. You're going to put me in the game or not?

I'm good. Like, that's a different dynamic. I'm curious how much it changes it, though, because you go in the league with so much ego. You're like, I want to make a name for myself. Yeah, that's true. But, like, I wonder if the money actually changes it that much. Or maybe it even makes you, like, more comfortable.

Like, I can see some of the guys being like, I'm good. Like, I've made generational wealth for my family, so I can just play. I wonder if it takes the pressure off. Like, you could play free. Yeah. But then you could also argue that, like, the pressure is what makes these guys great.

Yeah, true. And that, like, that competitive edge, they're just going to give everything. Yeah. That's true. Yeah, I don't know. I'd be curious to talk to, like, a coach that existed before NIL and before these $300 million contracts and now. And just, like, what is the difference with these guys? I mean, before influencing.

How far would it be if they were influencing back in the day? Rodman on Live? Yeah. Fire. Yeah. Fire. You would have been there. Yeah.

Following him around Vegas during the playoffs, he'd be out of the league. He would have been his first player with only fans. Yo, has no player done that? There must be. I don't think so. Didn't Draymond leak his dick or something? Yeah, but he didn't charge. That was free, dude.

Yeah, he did that for the people, dude. Yeah, it was fair. Okay. That is out there, right? Draymond's a penis. I'll go find it for you. You're curious, you know? just to see.

You got to size it up. Yeah. I'd be curious. That was a vicious rumor that was out there about Shaq that his meat was small. Yeah. What was that about? I mean, people still believe in. Isn't that fucked up?

Impossible, dude. Yeah, there's no way. I don't know why we out here fighting for Shaq's dick. It's more about fighting lying ass chicks. But I can see why they would say that. Why? Because they're like, oh, I smashed Shaq. And then everyone's going to be like,

Yo, you took that? And then they got to be like, oh, but it was actually personal. But to me, I think they got to preserve their reputation. But me, it makes me think you got a big one. Like, you got a big vagina. Like, to me, it's the opposite reaction. Like, if I'm a girl, I would never be like, yo, Shaq's got like a very normal penis. Oh, so you think they're all lying.

Yeah. On hot, I do you just maybe not packing. No, he's packing, bro. even if he's not packing he's still seven like how small could it be how small could it be there's dudes with micros

I'm not saying he has a micro but a micro at seven feet is probably like a macro for any of us there's just no way it's small and if you're a girl saying that you probably got the bucket with all due respect

I'm just saying I would not want to be the girl being like oh yeah I took that that was nothing because naturally guys are going to be like well I ain't feeling that like that's crazy you got something crazy down there you can put your ear next to that girl and hear the ocean

I can't you know I hope no I can see girls saying it to preserve themselves because they're like it's

it wasn't that big I'm telling you it's fine I'm not stretched out where the rumor even come from there's got to be someone that started multiple man no

this is a hippie This is a hit job. That's the thing. It's done by the DJ community to try to take down Shaq. Wouldn't they just say like, yo, this shit was crazy big. We couldn't eat. We could barely fuck.

Wouldn't that be a better story? Because now you went check, big dick, and you're saying your pussy small. We're tight. Yeah, I mean, if you're a girl,

wouldn't you rather be like, now he couldn't get it in. I'm so tight. Yeah. Like that would be the flex. Yeah. I'd sit on his face. I mean,

yeah, I don't know. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a ballsy thing to say, girls. You got to be careful with that one. Can we get Shaq on the pod and ask him? Mm-hmm. We got to ask him about that. How would you bring up? Yeah. How are you going to ask Shaq?

His dick. I'm going to be like, bro. What's it like? He's going to be like, you know. Why would he say that? Small meat. What he said? Small meats, you know?

He would, you know. Wait, why is mine small in this, hypothetical? That was the fucking joke. Oh, shit. I thought I knew for some reason. That's fine. We shoot. We shoot.

You shooting like Shaq? You shoot a shot. Free throw a lot. That's a fucked up. That's a fucked up thing to throw out there, though. Like, what if someone talked about your meat, Al? Do you have enough confidence that you wouldn't care? Like y'all always do?

Yeah, but we started it based on your rumor. Yeah. You're drinking out of your dick right now. You literally get skinnier at the bottom And is covered in white No, but for real What's happening in Iran and stuff shit? No, is it straight or moves open for business?

Is it open yet? I don't know. I think they just fired it back up. I think the war's back on. God, man. I think they're lying. The war was on spring break. And then they started it again?

I think so. Guys, come on, man. We got to do shows out there. Come on, yo. I got to wrap this up. We got some shows to do. The Djibouti Comedy Festival. We need to hit it.

Coming up. Jibouti comedy. Is that in Yemen? No, it's in Djibouti. What's Djibouti? Isn't that the capital or something? No, it's a country. Do you want a map on the screen?

Yeah, can you bring up Djibouti? Yeah. Come on. You've never heard of this country, a very important country? And it's capital's name. Hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah. The capital's Jabot. All right.

Pull up the map. Wow. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. See, look at that. Thank you for saving me from my Bob earlier. Look at that. Right next to Yemen. What did I say?

The Bob's on you now. Right next to Yemen. Yeah. Look at that. Djibouti. Oh, it's got a city called Dickel. That's a captain. You got a dickle and Djibouti.

That's awesome. No, my bad. Everybody in Djibouti, I apologize. Yeah. The Djibouti Comedy Fest is coming up. I just want to apologize. Now you're insulting all of them. Damn, man.

Mm-hmm. What's the capital of Djibouti? It's Djibouti. Oh, Djibouti is the capital of Djibouti. Yeah. So technically, I was right. Yeah. No.

Wait, why? Why is he right? I think in the, I, we have to run it back. Because I said what, I was like, that's the capital of what country. And then you're like, oh, it is the country. No, it was the country, bro. That's not what you meant. Can I get my, can I get my flowers?

Yeah, I'm mad that he gets it out of technical. I get on technical. I got on technical. I'm sorry, they weren't clever enough to think of another fucking name for a country. You just name it after the state. I guess we did that. I know how I was saying. I'm just like, don't show no. Don't do it.

No. No. Don't do it. See why you can't talk on podcasts, guys? You can't talk on podcast. Djibouti, we love you, man. Ah, but we had a city, though. We did that.

Yeah, that's fair. Djibouti City, it would be nice. That would roll. What's the sign language for Djibout? They got that? I'm going to find out. Nah, how Shows wipes it's at that.

From the front. Credit card style. Do you, are you ever white from the front? Nah, I don't wipe from the front. I'll pick a dingleberry out from the front. God.

Why is that crazy? Why is that crazy? Why are you touching shit with your hand? What didn't you think you were listening to today, right? I knew what I was listening. respect Yeah, but anyway Oh, yeah.

That makes sense. Oh. Yeah, but for real, for real, for real, Come on, guys. Sort it out there already, man. We got shows, man. Yeah. Al.

Al, we got shows, man. Open it up, dude. We got shows, dude. Yeah, you got to bring the gas prices down. What is gas at right now for your Tesla? What is the Tesla owner from New York? Yeah, how would the gas like? It's rough, man.

It is rough. It's rough out here? It was that pump like, bro? Well, I mean, gas probably does, or your electric charging cost probably does go up. I think it does. Because the gas got to, I mean, the electricity got to come from somewhere. And the crazy thing is that because it's a charging station, they don't have to tell you how much it's going to be. Oh, wow.

Yeah. So what's the charge for you right now? It went up. It's probably like $14. It used to be like $7. To charge the entire vehicle? Yeah. And you want people to feel bad for you.

come on bro. Son, wintertime, the battery, like, it goes fast. Wintertime in L.A. Yeah, L.A. It's rough, man. Damn. It's hard on the batteries, man. That is wild.

You're saying that Elon made a car that we could get full charge for $7 to $14. Yeah. Damn. Son, I was Elon. I was on Team Elon before you went crazy. You might have to stay on that. You might have to stay on that. You can't stand on that?

Nah. Not even though you got the car? Nah. I don't like them. He just, too much. He used to be cool. He's too much now. I can't believe you would call him a Nazi when he hates gas that much.

This guy hates gas. You really think that's what he was doing? That's good. We're shooting, guys. We're shooting. That's good. What we do. There's a lot of making cars and being kind of anti-Semitic.

Talk to me. Henry Ford. You are right? Volkswagen. Volkswagen. B-M-W, the Porsche. Porsche.

Who else? Well, now people are claiming Tesla. That's crazy. I don't know what it was about making a car that just makes you pissed. I guess driving just makes you a little racist. Tell me about that. Tell me about those feelings you've had on the road, Mark.

Someone cuts you off and you just start imagining. Well, like, give me a scenario in your white suburb of Orlando where you're cut off by... So, Orlando's very transient. It's got a lot of, it's got every different ethnicity. Really? Yeah.

Dwight Howard famously used to live there back in 2009 when they beat LeBron. Really? I heard he's playing in Djibouti. Shout out, Dwight, man. Superman. Superman. What, Al? I don't know why I was thinking of this,

but like I feel like Orlando has a lot of pedophiles. It's like You got to look close to the source Yeah You got Disney world Unfortunately it doesn't No Wait, how do you know?

Because it's like all these Every year they'll come out of the report And it's like in America The highest Density Yeah Google that It's El Paso

If you got Disney world right there Yeah brother Shit go to where they go No Google that that's crazy I'm like surfing you live by the beach Exactly Why would they not live there? mouse mask on.

We got to double check some of the people. You got to look at the records. You got to look at the records. Number two. You were number two. And number one is. Wilmington, Delaware. But I think that's a I imagine that's a

problem where it's like the size of the state and the population density. What the hell? Orlando's number two. Registered sex. Yes. Registered sex. The priest.

That was an accident. Okay. That was a whole lot. Keep on going on this. This is important information. We're bringing our children to this fucking. Registered sex offenders per 10,000 residents. It's Wilmington, Delaware, at number one, in Orlando at number two. What is New York? Yeah, I'm a genius,

no. What is it? Like sometimes, honestly, you do deserve credit for that. You do deserve credit for that. All my mentalism, I never knew that. You want to know it was crazy is that Mark's family try to have as many kids as possible. Feed the machine. It was the number two kid didn't listen in America. And it's best to like, I don't believe that. I don't believe that.

And they chose to go to. You could have left anywhere. No, that's just because we're tough on crime in Florida. So it's the most registered. This is how it's also wrong. Tampa's what? An hour away? Yeah.

It's 40th on the list. Look at it. That's crazy. Look it at. No. What is New York? What is New York? I can't find New York on the list.

You can't find New York? You can't find New York? Per 10,000. No, it's not on the list. Yeah, of course it's not the top 50. Why would we do that, New York? dirty-ass kids on a subway and shit

nobody want to deal with that they don't want them clean-ass kids going to Disney world that's crazy age of a New York is like 15 or some shit no what you're talking about 18 you guys are freaks

why would you know that because because he knew Orlando he knew Orlando pedophiles my man moved to a city where he could do what he wanted

yo that's insane hurt people hurt people bro yeah look it up Check that. 17.

It went up. Yo. That's fucking crazy. I don't believe it was about Orlando. I don't believe it. It's not something to believe or not. He's Googling it. Did you trust Djibouti when he Googled it?

That one is a fact. Everyone knows that. Well, this is also a fact. Every culture person knows that. This is horrifying to year. You know what? Get the camera out. Come on.

You are French, bro. He is French, bro. No, no, no. Yeah, you might be French. Or French go to fucking Orlando. So they can keep fucking they age. No, this is, this is very, very concerned.

What's the age of consent in France? It's like 12, right? You don't even want to look that up. That shit is great. That's great. That's why y'allel. That's great. In 2021, France established a minimum age of consent at 15. Mark.

Damn. You're over two right now. I was born in France. My parents moved to Orlando. Sorry. You know, that's crazy. Damn. Sorry, brother.

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Oh, yeah, I stink it's so No, we do the most cleanup You guys in New York You guys don't snitch So I just let it happen That's true, you guys Never snitch in New York It's okay

It's not your fault Don't give me the goodwill hunting No It's not your fault It's not your fault No, this is crazy I don't, this is slander I don't believe this

Honestly, it is your fault. How was my fault? If you decide to live there. I left to protect my family. To get away. Yeah. I'm a hero. So you knew what was going on.

And you ain't say nothing, Epstein. This is crazy, bro. Damn. So you don't say nothing. You just leave. Why do you think it's called Epcot Center? I'm telling you, man, due to knowledge. Who's the biggest house in New York?

Who had the biggest private residence in New York City? Any guesses? Any of one who wants to throw out a guess? Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton did. They definitely did. You mean a guy from Florida? That guy? Not from Florida? He's from Florida. He's from Florida. He's from Coney Island, Brooklyn. He also had a residence in Florida for tax purposes. No, this is heartbreaking to find out in our great country. One of the great establishments, Disney World could be involved in something like this. I don't think Disney World is, by the way.

but the people around it They're trying to stop it probably We gotta do something about this I don't know They would do something about It's bad for the brand Yeah You don't want a place

It's dangerous for kids When it's the happiest place on earth They didn't They didn't say for who Oh Mark just lost ABC Disney ESPN

Phenomenal joke I know That's good A phenomenal joke Come on give a talk No that's a great The happiest place on You didn't say it.

All right. All right. All right. That is it. Okay. We're closing it down from WTF Media, Los Angeles. Thank you very much, Al, for hosting us. Thank you.

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