Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Stylebender Changed MMA Forever

Episode Date: October 8, 2019

This week Andrew, Akaash, and Kaz discuss: Stylebender being an undisputed UFC champion, Andrew suffering a head injury, the rarity of white running backs, Drake being a goon, Week 5 of the NFL, and much more. INDULGE!!! Want to hear an extra episode a week? Become a Patron! www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

What's up everybody welcome to flagrant to no easy buckets analysis by assholes water cooler commentary for your sports needs My name is Andrew Schultz I'm here with Akash Singh real life Kaz Alex media and Eden in the building. We got the full crew crazy crazy weekend We got ads, but I think they're mid-rolls. Yeah, so we should be, so we should be good. Let's just get right into it. Let's get into it.

Salute my man Stylebender. Yes, sir. Let's go. Yeah, boy. The podcast of champions, goddammit. Undisputed. Middleweight champ, undisputed middleweight champ, got Bobby Knuckles out of there in the second round.

And I'm going to tell you guys something. champ got Bobby Knuckles out of there in the second round and I'm going to tell you guys something. I was texting with him prior and he told me it was round two. Called it. So crazy. Called it. Told me it was round two. He goes, I think I'll get him out of here in round two. He goes, I'm ready for seven

but I think we get him out of here in round two. It's a five round fight but ready for seven means basically, yeah. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. So like when you Five round fight, but ready for seven means... Basically, yeah. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. So like when you train for a 12 round boxing match, you're like, I'm training for 15 rounds.

I mean, it doesn't matter. Because how... Whatever. The point is this. It was an unbelievable fucking fight. Did you watch the fight? Watched the replay. You watched the replay. So yeah, you watched the fight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched the fight. And you watched it. Watch the replay. So yeah, you watched the fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I watched the fight. And you watched it. Yes. Okay. It was an unreal fight, but more than just an unreal fight, and we'll get into the minutia of the fight and talk about that. What was so incredible about it was the spectacle.

Talk about it. Yeah, we need to talk about this because what I think a lot of fighters don't get, and Whitaker is one of them, is that it's really not about how good you fight. It's not only about how good you fight. If you want to be a star. If you want to make money in the game. Yeah, it's prize fighting.

It is prize fighting. You got to give me moments to be like, that's the fucking guy. And that was a moment. No, people watching that fight, the majority of people watching that fight have no fucking clue how fighting works. Yeah. I don't. You don't. You don't.

I don't even know MMA shit. I know boxing, but I don't know about the kicks and the fucking jujitsu and the ground stuff and the wrestling. I don't. But I love storylines. I love getting attached to someone. I love knowing that there's some beef or something going on. And Izzy carried the entire promotion. The other guy in the promotion-

Didn't say a word. Didn't say a word. He was like, yeah, he's a pretty funny guy. He has some good comebacks. He really wasn't doing anything to build the fight. And the UFC has to be so fucking exhilarated that Stylebender won because you don't even have to promote him. He's going to promote himself. Promote himself. And there was a lot of things.

And mind you, this is in all sports. Especially in combat sports, there's always, like, these star-making moments for motherfuckers. Like, Mike Tyson had his star-making moment. Floyd, fucking Hector. It usually happens in boxing because knockouts are more common than all this other shit. But UFC, it's rare that it happens. Conor McGregor had one.

Conor McGregor had one. Bones Jones had one. Spider had one. I don't think Jones had it. Jones had that one? We'll get into that but I don't think he's... Spider Silva had plenty. Fucking McGregor had plenty Ronda Rousey All these people

It's hard to get those type of star making moments in the UFC It's hard to get people to give a fuck about a sport so violent And make it look so fucking like Beautiful From the entrance To the way he knocked the motherfucker out To the way he fucking danced after the fight The shit he was talking Like From the entrance to the way he knocked the motherfucker out to the way he fucking danced after the fight. Right.

The shit he was talking. Like, bro, he was a household name. The day, the very next Sunday, on Football Sunday. Yeah. He is the top story. In the news. In all the sports news. Because it's not about the fight.

It's about the night. Mm-hmm. You are paying for entertainment. You must entertain. While a fight is entertainment because it's the highest stakes. If you lose, you get knocked out. You could have irreparable damage.

You could die. That's why we watch this. You put your life on the line. There's a chance that you'll fucking die. It's high stakes. The whole package of entertainment. If you look at... I look back at, there's guys like Floyd Mayweather making hundreds of millions of dollars.

There's boxers named Barrera, Morales. These are names that the average fight fan will definitely know who ended up making. And even some casuals back in the day, they were making millions of dollars and they all made that money because of one boxer by the name of Prince Nassim Hamed. Prince Nassim Hamed was the first,

I think he was a 130-pounder, who added spectacle to his boxing events. Was he the one who would do the flip into the ring? Flip into the ring. He would do the Michael Jackson thriller theme music as he walked to the ring and he's dancing on the way and what he showed the boxing world is oh your weight doesn't define your worth meaning back in the day it was if you're a heavyweight yes that's who made the big

money no your draw defines your worth and he started having these massive draws at 130 pounds. All of a sudden, we were watching little guys fight. Now, the perception back in the day was, why would I watch some guy fight that I could beat up? Now, granted, these 130 pounders would kill anybody. But for the average six foot dude, like for a guy like you, you'd be like, I'll kick Marco Antonio Barrera, whatever his fucking name,

I'll kick his ass, he's little. Casuals, casuals Cause you see big You assume It always equates with strength So I'm almost gonna watch The heavyweight fights Because those are the real Ass kickers

And they have the knockdowns Right At that amount of weight You're gonna knock people out Izzy understands The game Okay The guy

Planned An intro With choreography and dancing. With his boys. Also, when you add another level, because it's the fact that it's boys. Let's say they weren't even his boys. Let's just say it's part of the night. Plans the dancing in the beginning.

Amazing. Beautiful. Smoked it. He's actually good at dancing. He gets you hyped. Goes into the ring. It doesn't stop there. Before the fight, when the camera pans to him

he he signs the death note right for the anime nerds the anime nerds are plugged in right part of the dance i think was something to the anime but the naruto they did the naruto run of course the fucking uh avatar type now when you write the death note, right? The death note is a meme. Yes. The death note is a gif. The death note is shareable. The death note goes social. The dance goes social. You can't guarantee. The celebration at the end is a gif already.

Yeah. And then we do the fight. You knock them out. That's going to be great. But we're not done. After the knockout, the celebration with the gun, when he shoots everything, that's a gif. That's a meme. You're sending that to your friends about your own personal shit.

And we're not done. We're not done. The whole world is watching because you knocked this guy out. All the eyes are on you. You use that to promote your next fight. He goes right up onto the cage and he throws the middle fingers at Paolo Costa, calls him a juice monkey or whatever he is the middle fingers at Paolo Costa, calls him a juice monkey, or whatever he is.

I want to get him before the USDA gets him. That's the guy you talked about when he first came on here, right? Yes. So, exactly. Yes, he was sitting in that exact chair. Yo, to that- Sorry. I just realized, he said, you know how he said, like, I see the next move.

I don't always, I'm always looking two, three moves down the road. Yes. He'd been seeing that move. For a minute, bro. That double middle finger. Yep. He'd been thinking about that since the first time he came here, what, three moves down the road. He's been seeing that move. That double middle finger. He's been thinking about that since the first time he came here. A year ago? Yes. I'll tell you from personal

experience. This has happened to me even with my own shows. Sometimes you're so concerned with executing and wanting the outcome that you don't want to change anything or jinx it or risk it you know there'll be times where we're doing a show and we're setting up some

cameras and i also put a camera like on the stage somewhere and i'll be like maybe they can see the camera and that'll make them feel uncomfortable and if they feel uncomfortable maybe they won't laugh and i'll get in my head about it yeah I have to force myself to say, fuck it. Because what happens when that camera's there for the magical moment? And then you get that clip that ends up going viral. There are very few people that can see beyond the win and plan past the win, but if you can plan past the win, everything past the win is escalated. So if you have your dance, if you have how you, even how he saluted his parents afterwards. Very, very good Yoruba boy.

For sure. Went down, had a thing. I'm like, my mom saw that shit. She was like, uh-uh, he is a good boy. He could have made That whole shit up But all the white people Watched were like Oh that's how Africans

Say hello to their parents So everything The fact that he had All these extra moments On top of it Right Is where you sell You yourself

And where we start To follow you And see what's going on What do you do When the world's watching Yeah What do you do When people are paying attention

And how can you capitalize On those moments And i'll be honest before you get the victory it's hard to plan those because you feel like you're not getting the victory and there's an arrogance that you fear like you know if i act like i got the victory god or whoever whatever might not give me the victory to humble me and then you just fuck yourself because you lose that moment after yeah you know what it's like it's like getting on a plane buckling your seat belt and go planes might not give me the victory to humble me. And then you just fuck yourself because you lose that moment after. You know what it's like? It's like getting on a plane, buckling your seatbelt and go,

planes don't crash. Yeah. This will be the one that fucking crashes. Who the fuck says that? I land planes. I land them, bitches, right? But who would say that? You don't say it because you're like, let me just fucking land.

Yo, if the pilot said that, I wouldn't feel confident. I'd be like, shut the fuck up, man. What are you doing, dog? So that's what you think about before a massive moment like. I'd be like, shut the fuck up, man. What are you doing, dog? Right? So that's what you think about before a massive moment like that. You're like, let me just not, let me just get through this. Let me make sure.

But there's a difference with people that are superstars. They plan after. And the Conor McGregors. That was my next point. My point is, I haven't seen something like this since Conor McGregor, especially for UFC. Not only because he's youngish, he's just turned 30. One thing that people aren't talking about, he's representing a market that the UFC hasn't really tapped yet. They got the Nigerian champions, but they still haven't had that UFC Africa event that they know is going to do 80,000 in whatever fucking stadium it is.

The same thing with Conor McGregor. As big as he was. And not only was he a great fighter and a big fighter, he was big for fucking Ireland. And now every time he came out, all of Ireland's coming out to see this motherfucker. Now what is he? All four million Irish people. But they're coming deep. And now like Nigerians and now everywhere.

Nigeria, you've got 100 million. They are going to come out deep with this motherfucker. Now they have the buying power of 3 million Irish people. You still have 100 million. But, I mean, like, it's a great time, like, for the UFC, especially with Nigerians, man. Dude, he's a star. The Rock DM'd him. He peeped, I think, screenshotted.

Shaq also. Shaq, I didn't know. Conor McGregor was putting him on his IG story, talking about what a great fight it was. Like, he ready, man. Household name, overnight. It is household name. You know, Conor McGregor was putting him on his IG story, talking about what a great fight it was. He ready, man. Household name, overnight. It is household name. He is the face of the UFC.

And outside of the African market, which is 100%, absolutely, I think what he brings to UFC right now is the most potent marketing device that exists in the world today, which is hip-hop. The UFC is devoid of hip hop with its major stars. To be honest with you, Conor McGregor is the closest thing they had

to... Oh, oh, oh. Outside of philosophy, what was his name? What is his Instagram name? Oh, the Notorious MMA. My bad, you're right. You got that.

And he would come out to Biggie and stuff like that. Comes out to Biggie Riding a bike Singing all All that shit Flexing on people The Gucci belts

The Gucci shoes All that It's the motherfucking D-O-double-G Absolutely And the dude would rap He would spit He would have the swag

He brought hip hop When I say hip hop I don't mean Literally the black people In the Bronx That started hip hop I mean the essence Of what hip hop represents.

Youth. Confidence. Swag, confidence, bravado, right? But also execution. Yo, I'm the man, but watch me spit and prove that I'm the man. You know what I mean? So it's like, and I think that what happened is, I think people thought Jon Jones was going to be hip hop

just because he was a black guy. Because he was black, yeah. He's not. He's not. Bones Jones don't even sound hip-hop. Bones Jones is a fucking country DJ in Albuquerque where Jones is from. Jon Jones, to be honest,

is like a Midwestern fucking regular dude. There's no swag to him. You're not really sure who he is. Iggy, Izzy represents hip-hop and it's weird he's from as far away as you possibly can get from hip-hop.

New Zealand. You don't associate with hip-hop. You thought you didn't, but you know what the hood was into when I was growing up? Kung-Fu, Dragon Ball. It was Kung-Fu for the older heads. Wu-Tang Clan, Ball, it was Kung Fu for the older heads, right? Wu-Tang Clan, it was Kung Fu for the older heads. And then the younger heads start to get into Dragon Ball Z and these cartoons.

I thought it was just us suburb people. No, anime is a very, like Meg Thee Stallion, another one, huge, huge anime fan. Does a whole bunch of cosplay and shit. Hip hop and anime have always had this weird non-relation relationship with each other for a long time. I guess my point was more he seems very comfortable in his own skin. None of it seems put on. It's just dope. It seems authentic.

And I think it's going to sell. It's not going to sell like Conor McGregor's soul, but I think he... I don't know much about fighting, but he seems like a better fighter. I think Conor McGregor... Look, there's a racial component to everything. You can't deny the racial component in things. The UFC is a predominantly white fan base, just like most fan bases are predominantly white. We're in America.

It's a predominantly white country, et cetera. I think that Conor definitely satisfied that. Outside of Ireland, he also satisfied white dudes are looking for a guy with some fucking bravado to go handle it. But I think what Izzy does is he spreads the sport. And I think that he is an example for all these young kids, like a Gervonta Davis, who's a boxer out of, I think, Baltimore. Yeah. If Gervonta was 10 years younger and saw Izzy fight, he's an MMA fighter. years younger and saw Izzy fight, he's an MMA fighter.

So this is where you start to see, in my opinion, Africans absolutely getting into MMA, but more so than just African, you get to see the American hip hop influenced audience say, I'm going to take a jujitsu class. I'm going to take a kickboxing class. I'm going to do that. Whereas the hood was always football, boxing, basketball. That's rap. I'm gonna do that whereas the hood was always football boxing basketball yeah that's right and the great thing about him and the way he broke it down almost like how the Shawn Watson broke down like fucking defenses in football he made it very fucking digestible for everybody in the post post fight

conference he was talking about how like you know just because these guys are big and juiced up whatever like they don't mean they're the best fighters like they look at me like I'm some skinny dude whatever like bring Bring it. I don't care if you hit the hardest. I hit the most accurate. I'm a striker. And he broke that shit down, and that's exactly how he won. Bro, he said it a year and a half ago. Another podcast you weren't at.

He talked about how- It was just one. I was at both of them. I was the other one, asshole. He talked about how he said this exact thing. I'm going to change the way people fight. Do you think Kaz is going to make it to your wedding

when he's asking for his invitation the male will be like bro I think it might be late but let's go get there don't worry I'll be there I'll be there

I'm not missing for the world god damn even if you don't want to go on a slam event. I got to introduce two hot dog vendors a little later at Grand Central Station, so I can't make the podcast because it's a very important hot dog introduction thing. One owns a halal sandwich, the other's a hot dog. It's a tough thing. You know what I mean?

They can't sell pork out there. He talked about that exact thing, and it's so crazy. Everything he talked about a year ago, you are seeing now. He has known, predicted, seen, whatever it is. He talked about this exact thing. I will take everybody. I don't need to punch the hardest. I punch accurately, and after a while, it wears you down.

You can only take so many. That's exactly what I was hearing them say on the commentary. He's getting these shots, and it doesn't seem like much, but it's going to start to wear on this guy. It's going to start to wear on Whitaker. And honestly, what really, I think, helped him in my eyes is the fight before then. We were talking about it with Tyson Fury where somebody needs, he needs some rounds in him. Kelvin Gastelum.

Kelvin Gastelum. He fought Kelvin Gastelum in a war. And it was brutal. Yeah. And he got fucked up. But it was like, okay, he took took that he can go the distance you know what i mean after that when he said he spoke about that here you know what happens in those in those events and he's spoken that spoke about that here is you don't know how long you could hold your

breath until you're drowning you know what i mean like when you're underwater you and i right now we probably think we can hold our breath a minute but when you're drowning you're gonna realize it could be two minutes yeah but then you might die yeah minute. But when you're drowning, you're going to realize it could be two minutes. But then you might die. But right before you die, you're like, shit, I can hold my breath two minutes.

Right? And that's what you learned. And that's what he learned in that fight. It's like how far he could take it. So there's a renewed sense of confidence. And how far his heart would go. 100%. Not just I can last. I got the endurance.

I will not fucking give up. I won't do it. I'll die in this ring. I will be a coon. I won't do it. I'll die in this ring. I'll be a coon. That's what he said. He said I will die here. So he goes, so I'm watching this. I'm watching a little, some tape on Robert Whitaker.

And the only thing I was concerned about was if Izzy was going to get caught with an overhand right. An overhand right is a punch that's looping. So a straight right is obviously stuck straight out and then overhand right is the one that kind of goes up in the sky and then cubs down right you remember that old uh martin lawrence or maybe it was jamie fox i forget old the club punch oh yeah that was martin lawrence stand up that was jam that was Jamie. When he goes up. It's a big massive sweeping punch. And my only concern was

because Izzy comes from a kickboxing background, they don't slip punches the way boxers do. So the way a boxer slips punches is you bend to one side and kind of forward and down, or bend to the other side and kind of down as well. You can't do that against kickboxers because they can kick.

If I bend like this, I'm closer to that motherfucker's foot. Leg to the face. So the way that they avoid punches is leaning back. And if you notice in the fight, the way Izzy was avoiding that looping right hand was by leaning back away from him. Okay, yeah. I mean, that's how he caught the knockout, too, if I'm not mistaken.

100%. But he backed up, he went for the overhand right, he backed up a little bit, and then they caught him, and that's when he stumbled, and then he got all over him, and that was a wrap. So exactly the sequence was Whitaker throws a jab, which Izzy is trying to time. It connects with Izzy, but it actually pushes Izzy back away from the overhand right. The overhand right goes past him, and then Izzy catches Whitaker with a right hand, and then they trade hooks. Now, trade hooks mean they both throw hooks at the same time.

Izzy connects with Whitaker. Whitaker's like six inches away from Izzy's chin. Like, Izzy's they both throw hooks at the same time. Izzy connects with Whitaker. Whitaker's like six inches away from Izzy's chin. Like, Izzy's distance was just perfect the whole fucking fight. Locks in,

night-night, get fucking sat the fuck down, dude. And it was over. But that's what I was concerned about, man. I was concerned that there was going to be,

the only thing was if he catched them with a wild looping right. Now, here's the thing, when you throw a looping right hand or an overhand right, it takes longer to get there. Yeah.

The closest distance between two plays is a straight line. It's not a curve. And Izzy was seeing this thing come from a fucking mile away. Were you guys seeing it? Oh, for sure. The guy would miss. Dude, the guy would swing. His eyes was locked in.

As soon as he swung at him, his eyes was locked in. And then you could see there's like a slight pause right after that hook is thrown. And you see the wide opening. Pop, pop. And that was all she wrote. And I like Izzy throwing more hooks. This is the most like hooks that I've seen him throw. Like he would like double up with his hook.

Right. But he knew he had the distance advantage. And that's what was catching him. And honestly, if there was 15 more seconds left in that first round, it might have been over in the first. There was five more seconds. It might have been over in the first. There was five more seconds left. It might have been over in the first. I mean, he was on his ass, gone, and luckily saved by the bell. But, yeah, he catches him in that second.

And, dude, it's so interesting watching how the styles end up working because in boxing, the reason you don't lean back like that is because once you lean back, you can't go any further. Right? Like, the reason why Ali got his jaw broken by Frazier is because Frazier waited for Ali to lean back and then lunged in with the hook. So you faint and then wait for the lean. Now, once you've leaned, you can't go anywhere. It's hard for you to go back.

I got you locked. Yeah. Right? But Izzy, he was so fucking agile. It was great, man. And he just- I was wondering why he was leaning back. I didn't think about the kickboxing thing.

Because I was like, yo, that just seems like more effort. Yes. It's just slower. It's everything. Boxing, quick slip. This is a full lean back. And I was like, why is he doing that? 100%.

It's avoid those kicks. I was asking the kickboxing coach, because I would have trouble throwing kicks, actually, because I'd be kind of leaning forward, as boxers do, and then you kind of stunt your own kicks. And then they would tell me, don't lean over to miss these punches. You're just leaning closer to a fucking knee to the face or a kick to your head. Can we talk about, for a quick second, can we talk about Jon Jones for a second? Did you see what he was tweeting before the fight?

What was he tweeting? So I think in a roundabout way, somebody asked Izzy about, you know, a potential Jon Jones super fight or whatever. Yeah. And Jones goes on this big old tweet spree. Don't ask me to quote it word for word, but he ends it with, you keep trying to hype yourself up to fight me and I'll keep convincing myself to make you my bitch when it finally happens. Right.

Right? The fact that he was even concerned with a dude in two, what, two lesser weight classes? What was he, middle weight? Jon Jones light heavyweight. Yeah, yeah. So one weight class. So that's one weight class.

Yeah, yeah. Boom, there. By the time this kid gets his confidence together, I'll probably be ready to be in the heavyweight division. I need to wait until 2021 to start believing in myself. Okay. I sense concern. Oh, he's- i sense concern out of bones but but look at that he doesn't give he doesn't even give he doesn't give he doesn't give dc this much uh this much this much nobody in the division that much attention at all barely

tweets at all and look how corny this is like is there anything cool about that statement? Is there anything funny about that statement? I'm not going to sit here and act like I'm not a John Bones fan. I'm a fan of his work. But I just mean as a face of the company. No, no, he's not. I just don't even get the tweet. How is that shit talk to say, oh, you know what? When you're ready to fight me, I still won't fight you.

I mean, listen, DC said it in the post fight. And he was just like, yo. It might be sour grapes because he doesn't fuck with John Bones or whatever. But at the same time, he's like, all right, like, yeah, Bones, you're bigger than him, but that's about it. Like he's just as, he's just as talented. He's just as this, but. Here's where it gets interesting.

Yeah. Here's where it gets interesting. If Jones can find a way to get the fight to the ground, I think Jones has a pedigree in wrestling. I don't know wrestling. We don't know how great Izzy is at wrestling because no one's even been able to get him down. He could be fucking nice.

Real quick question. Was Whitaker, because I heard on the commentary that I watched, he felt confident that he could outbox Izzy. It seemed like I couldn't tell if he chose, I want to box, or if he was trying to wrestle and Izzy just wouldn't let him get close. Chose to box.

He thought he could drop him. He thought he could not come out. If he decides to wrestle, do you think that fight goes differently? No, because he has to get in to wrestle. And if you want to shoot on Izzy, you want to deal with some knees, you want to deal with some feet.

You better be ready. So now, I'm not saying that you can't. So the difference within Jones is Jones is 6'5", right? So now, did you see all that distance between Bobby Knuckles? Yeah. I keep calling him Bobby Knuckles, but Whitaker. Yeah. Robert Whitaker's punches in Izzy's face.

Izzy just had control of the distance beautifully. Yeah. Jones can limit that distance, right? Just out of the fact that his arms are long too, right? That being said, the bigger the fighter, generally the slower they are. So if he's evading punches from a smaller fighter that can throw much faster, he's going to be able to evade from a bigger fighter. There's just more power with the bigger fighter.

Listen, there's no doubt that fighting Jon Jones is going to be harder than fighting Robert Whitaker. Oh, for sure. But the way that he smoked Robert Whitaker, and people sleep on Robert Whitaker. This guy was a fucking- Oh, it was his first hour, right? It is a monster. It's a monster.

Son, before everybody knew what Izzy could do, like I was talking to Brendan Shaw. Now, Shaw is like, yo, this kid's the truth. Dude, I was texting Rogan about it. Rogan goes, he's already one of the best ever. Yeah. Wow. I got to text Izzy that for that.

I think he said it on... He's already one of the best ever. Not middleweights, just best ever. Skills. So the question with Jones is this, though. This is where it gets interesting. This is what I would do if I'm Izzy

right I take two more fights in middleweight right smoke this Paolo Costa bum right matter of fact

if it's me I wouldn't even fight Paolo Costa I'm only fighting people that speak English you're not making me no money we can't sell this fight we can't sell the fight

we gotta speak English right talk to me now talk to me now as execs the three of us now as execs. The three of us are UFC execs. We're sitting down there. Or where is his management?

We just made a brand new star. We just got our black Conor McGregor. We got black Conor McGregor. Whatever the fuck are we going to do? We got black Conor McGregor that's actually way more likable. Conor's not really that likable. He's just undeniable. He's undeniable. He was undeniable.

Now you have a guy who's undeniable and likable? Conor McGregor's T.O. He was cocky as fuck, but he was so good. You kind of had to respect it, and you liked it, or you hated it. Most hated it. No, but that sells fights, because that's Mayweather. Exactly. That sells fights.

100%. But they stop selling the fights when you lose. Yeah. And don't get me wrong. People will pay to see Conor again, right? But if he keeps losing, money's going to go down. But now you have- Imagine Mayweather was likable. Listen, I'm not going to put him in this shoes, but there's a difference when you're Ali,

right? Yeah. Ali did the impossible and people liked him. Yeah. At the time, did they like him? I was about to say, I don't know if at the time. No, no, no. His people loved him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He had his followers. We're keeping the NFL thing going. He Patrick Mahomes, yo. He mad talented. Everybody loved this motherfucker. Yeah. Mad fucking charisma. People who know shit are saying he already one of the best ever. That's Patrick Mahomes

of MMA. I can see that. That makes sense. Just mad likable. Way better voice. Yes, all the other things check out. So what I do is I have two more fights in middleweight against really good guys. Don't get me wrong. But they got to be able to speak fucking English

and they got to have some swag and attitude about it because I need you to sell this fight with me. I'm not selling this fight by myself. I want every fight to be a spectacle. They're talking shit. I want country versus country. Remember boxing matches, Mexico versus Philippines. They're both talking shit like we don't know if there's a different like you're the same to everybody right it's just like but

whatever they're going at it i go two more middleweight i let john jones get a little older john jones already passes prime yeah he's a little bit older now and he's hittable he was always hittable he's gonna get hit he's gonna get hit the only thing and dc said this on the shout out espn plus on the on the we're gonna talk about espn plus on that channel but but let me say this he's basically saying like the reason why john jones is so hard is that he's so big and he drags you so like he's such a good wrestler yeah yeah it feels like he's somebody's dragging you down yeah and eventually it wears you out and then he hits you and then it's done and dc said that dc is a a olympic wrestler wrestler so like he said he admits It's the real deal.

So what happens is I go, I let Jon Jones age up a little bit. I let him get a little... And then what I do is I have Izzy fight him after two more fights in middleweight where you're already the biggest in the fucking sport. You take Jon Jones out of the sport. You retire Jon Jones essentially because you retired Silva. Now you retire the next great of MMA

right after Silva, which was Jon Jones. You solidify yourself as the third one of them. The next one. Exactly. After that fight, I put you up against Canelo Alvarez in a boxing match. That's what I was thinking. One boxer. I was trying to figure out one boxer.

But you got to build to it. You got to build to it. You have to be ubiquitous with fight sports, right? You have to be so fucking big that we're willing. Now, we're willing to watch it. Now, here's the difference between Conor McGregor fighting Floyd and Izzy fighting Canelo. Izzy's got nine pro boxing matches

under his belt already. Oh, Izzy can fight better. Izzy's a better boxer and more experienced. Kick boxing. Yes. And he did regular boxing. There's nine fights.

I think he was nine and one or maybe eight and one or something like that. So he's fought real boxers already. Also Canelo, not as good as Floyd. There we go.

That's true. So now you have them go at it. Hopefully Canelo speaks more English by then and it's possible go. That's true. So now you have them go at it. Hopefully Canelo speaks more English by then, and it's possible where he can get it going. And you have this fucking amazing- Put it on DAZN. Put that shit right on DAZN. Put that shit on ESPN+.

Who gives a fuck? Let them partner up on it. They found a way to do it with Conor and Floyd. That is the next big fuck you money fight. We're talking hundreds of millions. Oh yeah. If things go according to plan. My only concern is,

and you may know more than I do. Sorry. To that point, if I'm Izzy, I just win or lose. I do one more of those mega fights. Hopefully it's a good fight. And then I might be out.

Why fight more? I made $100 million plus. I'm good. Izzy's a smart guy. Go make some liquor. Sell it like Connor. I think you talked about protecting a smart guy? Go make some liquor. Sell it like Conor. I think you talked about protecting his brain. Make a Jolof, bro.

You got to have your signature Jolof and get the fuck out of here. My only concern with your scenario, right? I agree. One more back in MMA. Go out on a high note. You could sell out the biggest stadium in Auckland ever or whatever. I imagine by then they've already done the UFC Africa. Yeah.

Right? You do the biggest. They're going to do Nigeria. They got to. Of course. Put Usman, put fucking Sadiq on there, put Izzy on there. So here's the thing. Usman and what's it called?

And Izzy should be able to carry their own card. Oh, for sure. But there is a world where they go, do you guys just want to co-headline this? And just fucking. And just murder shit? Like, let's do a... You transcend the sport at that point. If it's these two, the two biggest fighters in Nigeria

that are also the two best fighters in the world, and you're like, fuck it. Fuck being the headliner. We're just going to do this big fucking event for our country? You transcend the UFC now. Who colonized Nigeria? Fuck, you're asking me history questions. I don't know.

Britain? How the fuck you don't know who colonized you, dog? You got to know your enemy, yo. Jesus. Was it the British? I'm asking you. All I'm saying,

put them against British fighters. Make it some real, you know what I mean? Like, let's go type shit. Bro, I told you I'm half asleep. Like, I'm not all the way woke. But, um, nah, yeah,

my only concern... Sleepwalker. My only concern with the Izzy fight, for the Izzy scenario, and you might have more knowledge on this than I do, is like fight mileage, right? Like Izzy isn't that much younger than Jon Jones. He is, but only by like a year or two or something like that. But Jon Jones has more UFC fights, right? But Izzy has had boxing matches, kickboxing matches, UFC.

Equal fight experience. Equal? Okay. All right. Maybe more fight experience for Izzy. Total fight experience. I mean, Izzy's had like 80 kickboxing fights. Damn.

Keep in mind, though, these fights are three rounds. Right? Boxing matches are 12. Kickboxing stuff is usually like three, maybe five. I'm not sure if it's a championship but like they're they're less okay you know so it's like and also izzy's knocking people out yeah so he's fresh exactly when you look at the fight mileage is you should actually look at round mileage got it right if you out remember when tyson was knocking everyone out in the first round he's like i'll fight again in three months four months that's what he said he said i have to fight

he's like i'm fresh right now. I could do another fight in a while, but I'm going to chill. I'm going to do this, this, that, and third. But yeah, you're right. Round mileage instead of fight mileage. Paolo Costano, in my personal opinion, needs to earn his fight against Izzy. And you earn it not by wearing flashy shirts. You earn it by talking some shit and getting people hyped.

Have a fight in your hometown where you just knock someone out like just do something to make me interested interested in the fight man like he's already izzy did the best thing he could do is at his biggest moment calling you out now you gotta let people know who you are because everybody knows who he is now so now next time i see you fight i'm like all right is is this guy worth the shit? And if he fucking floors somebody, I'm like, all right, I want to watch them two fight. Paolo Costa against another guy who speaks English, not UL Romero. He needs to fight against a guy who speaks English. I think he should do one more fight against them.

Let's say do it in a month and a half, two months. Throw him on a card. He doesn't have to headline a card. Just put him on the card. He has to finish that guy in spectacular fashion. And it doesn't matter if it's a card. He doesn't have to headline a card. Just put him on the card. He has to finish that guy in spectacular fashion. And it doesn't matter if it's a bum. If we just see him knock someone out, we're going to go, you know, people have that recency bias. They're like, oh, shit, maybe he's good.

Maybe he can beat Izzy. Then you build the Izzy fight. But right now, in my opinion, he hasn't earned it. Have you seen him fight? You're the casual. I'm the complete casual, and I didn't know who he was until you said the name. I saw him flick somebody off

and I was like, I don't know. And then he said the name and I remembered him talking about it a year and a half ago. Right. What he got to start doing,

Izzy, as someone who we all love this guy, put your business hat on now. Now you a star. Yeah. Your boxing gloves got you there, your kickball, whatever that is,

your skill got you there. Now let's start thinking money, real money. As guys who want to see him flourish, go on, I want to see him fight five more times, make $100 million, be the fuck out.

Get these Canelo fights and then be out. Fifth fight should be $100 million. Fifth fight you should make the $100 million. And then be out. Yeah, yeah. It is crazy how fight sports work is that your last fight,

you'll probably make more money than all of your other fights. Combined. Tenfold. Combined times ten. Isn't that crazy? McGregor ain't making 50 million. How many fights did he do?

After the Mayweather fight, he was taking pay cuts to go fight after that shit. Pay cuts. He's never doing that shit again. I'm going to give you Mayweather for that. I'm going to break off the UFC piece of that shit. You got to thank Mayweather for that. Mayweather really set that. 100%.

Every single fight, he's like, nah, it's going to be more, more, more. 100%. And he had to break up Dana White just to be in that fight. Yeah, Conor did. Conor had to give Dana half. Yeah. That's why Mayweather's like, yo, you don't even own your business. Like, don't even talk to me.

Like, Mayweather laughed when Conor was talking shit. It's Jay-Z shit. You got a daddy, bro. I know who I paid, dog. Searchlight Publishing. Come on. Like, you made it a hotline and made it a hot song. You don't even own your shit.

I can see why he doesn't touch it. I think it's a really cool thing to see. So if Izzy fights Canelo, is he going to have to give Dan a half? It depends. I mean, this is where you get interesting. This is where if I'm Izzy, you will have a contract upgrade coming. There'll be a contract upgrade coming, right?

There'll be a contract renegotiation or something like that. And that's where you get your lawyer to carve out anything outside of MMA. Now, the UFC has been very lenient with what these guys can do outside of MMA, right? They're doing jujitsu tournaments. They're doing grappling, wrestling tournaments. They basically said, okay, we're not going to strangle you. You can go make your money at these little local shows.

That's fine. We just want your MMA money. Yes. So you basically go, well, make sure it's just MMA. Carve out that little fight shit and then Dana don't got to get nothing. Now, Dana's not stupid.

Dana's going to go, fine, you can do whatever. I just want 10% of the purse. 10% is better than 50. Yeah. Yes. And right now, it's probably- Sorry, you having these conversations with him?

I think- Are you at liberty to say if you are? No, no. I think, I mean, we can talk about stuff, but I think it's one of those things where it's like, I want him to win first. Yeah. Hold on a second

Let me tell you something I watched I watched the replay You weren't ready for the camera To say yes I watched you to win Let me keep I'm not gonna hold you

That dancing in the beginning I was shook I was like God He's gotta win now Like you can't do all that Dancing and shit So I got such paranoid thinking That like

When he did that handstand With one hand I'm like please don't Disappear Yo bro Come on son Like I saw with one hand I'm like please don't disinfect each other let's do it come on son I saw the replay

and I was like bro calm the fuck down I already know he won I was like what you doing dude he gets it in a way these other guys

don't get it Robert Whitaker did a 40 minute open workout they always do an open workout to like do some little promo the open workout isn't really a workout

it's a promo so when Izzy goes out there last big fight workout to do some little promo. The open workout isn't really a workout. It's a promo. So when Izzy goes out there, last big fight, he did the Rocks people's elbow. This time, he does break dancing. That is what goes viral. And then your fight promo's done.

You don't need to be there hitting pads for fucking 30 minutes. Go back home. Drink some water. Get into the sauna. Do whatever you need to do to make weight for fucking 30 minutes go back home drink some water get into the sauna Do whatever you need to do to make weight Nobody comes to see that shit anyway, they come out nobody comes to see you hit pads exactly I even think Floyd when he would do the open workout like 24-7 Fast as humanly possible. It's not like a real workout Make a lot of sounds make this shit look like I'm going 100 miles an hour.

Yep. And then let's go. Hard work. And I'm the casual, and I'm just like, this guy is lightning. Yeah. And then they make all the cameras leave. Yeah. They kick everybody out of the gym.

Not everybody. That's a weird gym, because they'd let people just watch and get their ass kicked, but they kick the cameras out, and then they torture him. Yeah. Floyd would get tortured in his workouts. But you don't show that. Any idea of that shit he's doing? workouts like oh just like new guy every single round yeah four minute round six minute rounds excuse me the sparring

sessions 24 straight rounds wouldn't even matter 4 a.m. runs if he felt like running at 4 a.m. my dad used to cover Muhammad Ali's fights and Muhammad Lee would do these open workouts. He was so charismatic with all the trainers. Not the trainers, the journalists and all the thing and talking, everything like that. Costell, what was his name? Howard Costell. Howard Costell.

They had a great relationship. But then what would happen is they'd kick all the journalists out. And he would go into a back room and he would do like thousands of sit-ups. But that's where he struggled and he never wanted to show the struggle it was only the success and the ease and the comfort and it's brilliant because what do we see and what do we remember about ali success ease comfort yeah you never saw the sweat the greatest the greatest i've been meaning this might not even fit here but I

like a couple months ago I watched a little bit of a replay of Ali Frazier Ali was grace dude dancing beautiful Frazier looked like a fucking

I swear to God you would think a special ed kid got let out he would like stumble around and I was like how did anybody

root for this guy over Ali like literally just like like this and just I don't know it It was mad ugly. Ali was gorgeous.

It was graceful. It was like watching ballet. It was ballet. Real shit. It was a brutal ballet. That's a great way to put it. Brutal ballet, man. It was next level. We've never seen that since, to be honest with you, the type of footwork and agility he had at his size.

You would only see that in basketball players, honest with you the type of like footwork and agility he had at his size like i mean you would only see that in basketball players maybe football players you'd only see that level of athleticism at that size in boxing you never had yeah son like people forget how kobe had nothing on ali do you see ali do the shift yeah it's insane quick as motherfucking i've ever seen with that size unreal so shout out to Izzy man hopefully Izzy comes to New York

and we chat it up with him shout out to the champ undisputed man bring both belts word das das

shout out to Duval for making the ultimate anthem man word he sung that shit right after son it is

I mean and that's genius cause then Duvall reposts it and Duvall reposts it to 3 million people and now you have 3 million more people going oh shit he won

what was the fight like and maybe they weren't and also I like this dude cause he knows he's fans of the same guy I'm a fan of 100% I mean like

think about how plugged in he is to like hip hop culture that he was listening to Breakfast Club and Brilliant Idiots and then Flrant too. Yeah.

Like before, before it was blown up in the UFC, like this is, this is out there in New Zealand. You know what I mean? It's not like, like not a kid is plugged in. So look,

it's, it's, it was a very, it's very cool weekend, a successful weekend. He went out and went through unscathed More than I can say He's inspiring I got fucked up this weekend guys

Oh yeah? Yeah I'll show you Do you have pictures? Huh? Yeah yeah yeah Can you get those up though? How long would that take you to get that up?

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So you have some shots. I did not fight this weekend, but this is me. Whoa! What the fuck? What the fuck happened? Is that why you're wearing a hat? For those of you guys who are just listening, I will describe it, and then you guys validate this, if I'm not making this up.

There is a two-inch gash on top of my head. Blood dripping down my head. This is after I've washed this. After I've washed this house. You look like the Joker at Arkham. Dude.

Real talk. So, yeah. So I fucking had a gash, a wound in my head. Urgent care. What happened was I walked into a pole while texting.

That's what happened. I bet you were texting your girl, too. No, she was with me. Oh, my God. That makes it better. So what I was doing- What kind of pole was it? No, no, no.

Was it a street lamp pole? I'll break the whole thing down. All right. I wasn't texting my girl. I was ignoring my girl. And she thinks that this is karma for ignoring her. We just did a workout together. We're walking down the street.

I'm so hyped about Izzy's fight. I was actually texting Rogan. I'm actually texting Rogan. That's the text you get fucked up for. Right? I think I'm so into the text. I'm not paying attention to what's going on in my surroundings. And all of a sudden, this is what it felt like.

I just hear my girl go, oh, no, watch out. Right? My girl goes, oh, no, watch out. Right? And I go, huh? And the next thing I feel is my top jaw slam into my bottom jaw. And then I make impact with the pull. And I just turn around and I start walking away and my girl goes oh come here come here come

here and in that moment I use every ounce of compassion and empathy in my body to go give me a second. Give me a second. Give me a second. At that moment, he was going to fight something. He was going to hit something. Because I didn't want to say, get the fuck away from me, bitch. Why didn't you tell me there was a ball when I was walking down the street? Why didn't you tell me there was a fucking ball? Okay? You see everything. You see everything, don't you?

You see my passcode when I put it onto my fucking phone? Use your peripheral vision for that. Right? Every time I put my passcode in, you can see the exact one because you'll be seeing that shit out the side of your eye. What about the pole that I just walked into? You're looking at me as I'm ignoring you. Come on.

How do you know I'm ignoring you if you're not looking at me ignoring you? Son. You know that she was walking next to me like, watch this dumbass walk straight into this fucking pool. Watch this dumbass walk straight into this fucking pool. And then when she saw I was about to walk into it, she was like, oh, well, watch out. She didn't even raise her voice, son.

She didn't raise her fucking voice. This is how she said it. She was like, oh, watch out. She didn't raise her voice, son. She didn't raise her fucking voice. This is how she said it. She was like, oh, by the way. Oh, by the way. She went like this. She went like this. She was like, oh, perhaps maybe you might take heed. Excuse me.

You might be right. It might be in your best of interest to take heed. Excuse me, kids. You might be right. It might be in your best of interest to take heed. Smash. Son. Jesus Christ. I smash into his pole. I'm like, all right, fine. At least nobody saw this shit.

Your eyes look like they're out of water. It's me and my girl. Yeah, I'm struggling. I'm like, it's me and my girl. At least nobody saw this shit, right? It's broad daylight, yo. Son, it's broad daylight, right? All the way on, at least nobody saw this shit, right? It's broad daylight, yo. It's broad daylight, right? All the way on the west side, way west side, right?

Like one block from West Side Highway, nobody there. I'm like, all right, boom, we're good. I turn around and all I just hear is, I saw the whole thing. Guy walks up, he goes goes I saw the whole thing Let me tell you something I would vouch for you I'm a site manager I'm a site manager

I'm a site manager For this site we got going on I saw the whole thing You walked right into that fucking pole You slammed your head Right into that fucking pole I would vouch for you You'll get 50 grand from the city

Easy You'll get 50 grand from the city Easy for that Here's my card I will vouch for you Right I turn around to look at the pole because i'm like how the fuck can i walk into a pole it was a parking sign first of all the reason i split my head right open is you know the parking signs aren't around pole no they are you yeah they're you and it has a little perforations in the middle of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I hit the corner. The corner. Split your shit open. Split my shit wide open and notice that the top of my head is split so you know I was texting. Right?

I didn't, like, the one thing about having a big nose is you make contact first with the nose. So like, it's gonna touch my nose

and then I'm gonna veer my head out the way. It's like a puppy dog. Exactly. But my shit was down like i was a ram like i was running into it oh god i go i i go i go what the fuck was this pole how can i miss this pole no bullshit and i'm gonna use my straw to describe this is this is how a sign looks and this has no parking or parking right here yeah where my finger is right this was the pole the pole went up about three feet and then bent because a fucking car hit it and bent right across the whole sidewalk. You got to get that money. Get that 50 grand. I'll fucking vouch for you, bro. I'll fucking vouch for you.

Son, I don't know if I could do that. I was the idiot. Now, granted, the city shouldn't have that like that, but I should still walk, be able to put it this way. You can't text Joe Rogan without worrying a pole's going to hit you in the face. What the fuck kind of city are we living in? If you can't text while driving, what the hell else are you going to text? It's not. It's Joe Rogan without worrying a pole is going to hit you in the face. What the fuck kind of city are we living in? If you can't text while driving, when the hell else are you going to text? It's not.

It's Joe Rogan. That's the baddest bitch in the podcast world. And if he was going to sue, this doesn't help that he has a public podcast saying, oh, I was texting not looking straight. That kind of kills your case right there. Somebody's doing the whole thing. He said he'll vouch for you, bro. Yeah, but that kind of kills his case. Like. Somebody's doing the whole thing. He said I'll vouch for you, bro. Yeah, but that kind of kills his case.

Like, hey, I was not looking straight. I'm a personal accountability guy, so I feel like it's hard for me to be like, oh, shut the fuck up, son. Just take the money, bro. Yo, yo, yo, yo. So he first, Whit texted about something else.

Get $50,000, buy a Tesla, just to stall on Alex. Worth it. Worth it. Yo, yo, yo. So we're talking about something else, unrelated, like work-related, and then he just sends me the Alex. Worth it. Worth it. Yo, yo, yo. So we're talking about something else unrelated, like work related. And then he just sends me the picture. Oh, and this happened.

And I just see the gash. I'm like, oh shit, what happened? What he tells me, I, like uncontrollable laughter for about 10 minutes straight. Like my abs were hurting. Felt like I just worked out. I knew it was bad. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I knew it was bad Hold on, hold on, hold on I knew it was

There's a voice note on Andrew's phone by the way This is the voice note Listen, I texted him I go, I just sent him a picture I go, also look He goes, oh shit, how? I go, walked into a pool texting And then I just get this

As a friend of Andrews can I tell you what that laugh is that laugh is he thought about every time he tried to talk to you and you were texting and he was like that's what this motherfucker gets all the times you know I'm talking about work then he acts I say some shit I bet there's a hundred times where he said some shit to you about work and you were texting and then you asked him later about that exact thing like he fucked up. Yep. Like he never brought it up.

I kind of know because he lives with you. He knows. I just know. I've seen the dynamic. You know what I mean? Oh, man. Hold on. What were you saying?

I was thinking about texting. I've been texting a lot son boy you be in your phone son doing your shit and people will talk to you and then you won't hear it

you be like what son he was doing exactly what he was doing to his girl and then you'll yell at them about the same shit they just brought up to you like they never brought it up

I be doing it yup I be doing it me you be doing that me you're crazy. That's so funny.

Y'all see the hole in my head again? When you do that. It looks like someone removed the unicorn. The horn? The horn. Split it a little bit. Son, look it. They had to glue my fucking head closed at an urgent care.

How many stitches? Any stitches? No, just glue. Just glue? Yeah. And I had to get a tetanus shot. Tetanus? Tetanus.

Oh my God, dude. That double N, that shit is hard for me. Oh, yeah, that's me. You look pale, bro. Yeah, I was the tetanus. Yo, you got jaundice. I do look a little jaundice, bro. I'm olive, yo.

Is that foundation? Bro. Yeah, that was a pick I got. That's the glue. That's with it glued. That's nasty, yo. That's a big gash. I was going to get the money, bro. I was going to get the money. Yeah, that was a pick I got. That's the glue. That's with it glued. That's nasty, yo. That's a big gash. I would get the money, bro.

I would get the money. Yeah. I don't know if I could do that. I mean. You would sue? What? You would sue? I would, but we would have to take this down if you're going to.

Because this completely destroys your case. I wouldn't lie. I wouldn't lie. I'd go in there. I'd be like, listen. This is what I was thinking about doing. I was thinking about going, Hey, that's that pole is bent and someone's going to hurt themselves on it because here's the reality.

It might not be someone texting. It could literally be someone just like talking to their girl or looking at a building. Like the pole shouldn't be bent across the street like that. You can hurt yourself. And let's be fair. Cops are up and down that street every single day giving parking tickets. So it's not like you ain't see that fucking poll. Okay?

So I would basically go, yo, fix the poll. And if I went back and a week later that shit still wasn't fixed and you're still letting people get injured, I'd be like, all right, you're going to get sued now. Because the only way you're going to fix it is if the money is there. But it's more important to me that the poll gets fixed. Oh. if the money is there. But it's more important to me that the poll gets fixed.

Oh. Huh. I just feel, I feel like I'm, I gotta be aware of my surroundings. You know what I mean? So 3-1-1.

And then check back in a week. Yeah. Alright, boom. Keep us updated. But we would have to take this down though. Yo. Because you can't sue

with this update. Why not? They're gonna just be like, you were being irresponsible not looking where you were going. You were being irresponsible. It's not like if you're in the car accident and you're texting. Yeah, you're allowed to text and walk.

You're not supposed to have poles going on the side of the street. Yeah, but you're still going to look forward where you're going. Son, it's like the bitch who drank the hot coffee. It's like she knew it was hot. She still sued. Yeah, but the coffee wasn't supposed to be that temperature. The pole's not supposed to be bent like temperature. The pole was supposed to be bent. The pole was not supposed to be bent like that.

The pole was supposed to be straight. True, but I think- Ooh, ooh. I kind of think your case is done, but you never know. I'm sure a good lawyer- We're putting all the episodes on Patreon at some point anyway. We've been saying it for two years. Yeah, that's not happening.

Guys, they are just waiting. I know there's's one Like news institution That just has it stockpiled Oh yeah Just they were waiting to go Oh yeah They're gonna pull that trigger And you just go out here

It's gonna be a bunch of Was that Akash's family members talking? Wow That was just a bunch of bleeps That they can't actually replay themselves Of maggots And And a bunch

of other stuff. We good. We good. We never needed them all anyway. Are we all still shadow banned? I'm back. Yeah, I think I'm good. I'm back. You still? I'm trying to take down another post of mine. I think I texted you about it. The most recent joke I put up. It was a little crowd work bit, whatever. Trying to take it down. This time I

feel like I put it back up. It's people like deliberately reporting everything I put up. You got a spy son yeah it's people deliberately reporting everything I put up you got a spy son can we say what your girl thinks of this oh she's down for the fight

she's like keep posting no no can we say what your girl thinks of this oh yeah what my girl's theory is yeah she thinks there's

other brown comics who are the Muslims the Muslims the Kazeems remember they said that's my theory they told you

that's what the fuck I think They fucking tweeted it out One day they're like Yo I'm telling you It's gonna cost you one day They probably started ganging up Cause like yo Every time this motherfucker

Posts something Get the fuck out of here My girl thinks I've been moving a little bit On social media Since I started putting up clips And a lot of Other brown comics

Aren't quite having as much success And she thinks some of them Are a little upset about it They're salty about that. Does she have a specific? She doesn't know who. She doesn't have any theory as to who, nor do I. But the reason-

Is it Russell Peters or something? No, it's not. It's not Russell the God, dog. Russell the God. I would never. I'm talking to Russell Peters. The reason why it's curious with you is that your bits aren't really that offensive. They're not.

Like the ones that were taken down. Yeah. Not saying you don't have offensive bits.'re not. Like the ones that were taken down. Yeah. Not saying you don't have offensive bits. You do. But the ones that were taken down were pretty innocuous. Yeah. Like barely even had cursing.

Yeah. So to me, that's targeted. To me, that's somebody going, I don't fucking like this guy. Let's go after him. Yeah, it's something. But the curious thing is this. There has to be a certain amount of people that complain about something before it gets flagged.

So it's like a group of people. So now it's organized. So now if we really want to find out who's doing this, we just got to go to the people who are organized. How many organized people do you know that would be interested in getting you removed from Instagram? Are we still talking about Muslims? I just need to know. You said it was going to happen, man. They told you.

They said this was happening. They said you're talking too spicy about the Muslims. Who said this? Somebody tweeted it. Remember we talked about this? They were. He said, I know a lot of Muslims that don't follow him just because. And then he had like four followers.

They're like, you don't know anybody. Damn. If he had friends, you would know. That might be it. He might apologize to the Muslims, man. Yo. Public apologize. Real talk.

Get on this fucking carpet down there. It's not the right color. It's got to be green. The color's got to be green? It's always green carpet. I don't know if that's a thing. It's not the right color. It's got to be green. The color's got to be green? It's always green carpet. I don't know if that's a thing, but it's always green carpet. And gold face Mecca,

which is probably towards Kaz's crotch. Wow. What? Just because it's black and square doesn't mean it's Kaz's crotch, dude. Thanks for saying that.

Just because it's black, square, and only men can circle it. Fucking stupid. God damn. So yeah, dude, it's a weird thing, but like, look, you know me, I'm a psycho. So you just got to tell me, you know me, I'll laugh because you know me. He's like, no shit.

I'm a psycho. So if you want to go down this fucking, if we want to find who this is, I think it's quite easy to find who it is. Oh, I want to know. I love that shit. So who's that organized? First of all, we need to confirm how many people it takes to get something flagged. Yeah. That's number one.

Yeah. Second of all, like I know when my tranny shit gets flagged, it's not any like- Straight people. Tranny group. Yeah. It's probably not even a fucking tranny. Yeah. It's probably some straight group that's offended behalf and saw it on like the explore page.

Right. Right. Right. So that's completely random and unique. Yeah. This is targeted. Someone's got to know you. Someone's got to feel in competition with you. Someone's got to be envious of your success. I mean, we can get real.

I mean, like you already know right now, probably. You got four people in your head, probably three. Might as well at this point, bro. We don't got to put it. We don't got to throw their names up. Don't throw their names. You got three people in your head right now that you're thinking of.

There's like three popping around. We can talk after because I'm not sure. I'm not thinking anybody right now. I think I'm thinking who he's thinking. You are going to tell me right now you're not thinking. Those people that I think you're thinking of are more successful than me. No. No.

Who's he thinking? I'm not thinking. Who are you thinking? I'm thinking one person, but I don't think you would. I want you to say it just because you're going to be so many thousand miles off. I just want to see how many thousand miles off. Death fan. I'm a death fan.

That's close. Carlos Mencia. Go. No, I'm not even going to say it. Are we not going to put any oxygen in there? I'll fucking do it. I won't put oxygen out there.

I bet. I don't think he would go that far. That's all I'm saying. Whatever. We'll have a conversation off it. I'm not rushing more of Indian comics. I'm there. Am I there yet? No. You'll out there. I bet. Okay. I don't think he would go that far. That's all I'm saying. Whatever. We'll have a conversation off air. You're on the Mount Rushmore of Indian comics.

I'm there. Am I there yet? No. You're going to get there. Don't put him there. You're going to stop working. I'm not like four. You're going to stop working.

No. I'm not like three popping Indian comics. I'm not going to be one. Fuck four. I'm not going to be one. There you go. There you go.

There you go. A lot more work to do, but still. It's like a billion motherfuckers over there, man. He's doing all right. And you're only going to be dealing with the people that

are at your level or below you. Yeah. Never punch down. Because anybody way, like the Aziz's of the world don't care. Don't give a fuck. They don't care. It's not taking away their money. Nothing's affected. It's got to be somebody that was probably had more followers

than you and then you started to get some traction with the clips, and then maybe you surpassed them. Or got close. Or your trend, you were trending up at a faster rate than they were trending up. So we can have this figured out in fucking three minutes. I just don't want to name names. Let's talk after. I just don't want to name names.

I don't want to be wrong and then whatever. What's the worst thing about being wrong? I'm putting somebody else's name out there And then they look like an asshole If it's not them We're not putting names out? First of all, I love this This is fucking perfect

This is This killed that shit Did y'all hear the music that was going on in the background? That was fucking beautiful, dawg. That was beautiful. In a people's court, man. Son! I like when my mother gets up.

That was so good. Okay, that's good. That reminded Alex of his old job. He'd be humming all day for eight hours a night. You think the black bitch that patted down Amber Giger's hair and tried to make her feel better was just Alex in disguise? Wow. Hey, it's all good, baby. I'll comfort you.

Don't you worry about that. Let's start naming some names. Yeah, right as well, right? Wow. Son, on Idiots, we were going wild On that shit bro Yo I was Did they cut it

Or did they keep it in I don't know I was half asleep You edit the episodes No no They tell They just tell me after Oh they tell you the times

Yeah And then you just Take the times out You don't know What's in the times Gotcha But we were going off On that

That Amber Geiger shit Was funny bro Yo Charlotte had a funny ass joke about it. Because I was basically, you know how like the brother hugged her? Yeah. And like the father hugged her. And I was like, they're just trying to get some pussy, right?

Yeah, it's not their fault. And then Charlotte goes, she goes, nah, nah, nah, nah. You know what that shit was? I was like, what's up? He goes, he pet her hair and he just snagged a couple of hairs. And there is a voodoo doll in the works. They are Haitian, right? They are Haitian, that's very true.

Suck that bitch, get out of jail. Let the games begin. Anyway, Haitian voodoo, the final step of that is close embrace. That's like the kiss of death in fucking Italians. I would like to be friends one day. I would like to be friends one day You and Brace

I want to be friends Yeah alright fam Alright He's looking at his grandma Like which hair you need You need a bang You fucking frogs That rain in their fucking house

Or some shit It's gonna get bad Oh no look He got all that hair He got the clump Shorty He got the clump Look at him

He got the clump He knows exactly what he's doing Emotionless He know what he's doing Like giveotionless. He knows what he's doing. Give me that shit. Boy Tyson Fury is about to wrestle. Son. Yo.

Wrestling's everything, Cass. Yo, wrestling's popping right now, bro. So what does an open mic mean? They're giving him a live mic to just say whatever the fuck he wants. Okay. Good for him. So technically he's wrestling tonight, which means by this time this comes out tomorrow. I don't think he's wrestling tonight,

but he'll be on Raw tonight. Oh, sorry. He's on Raw tonight. He'll be on Monday Night Raw tonight. Probably responding to Braun Strowman, who's this big dude. Right, right, right. Saw that.

All this other shit. Yeah, yeah. And I'm assuming they're building up to a WrestleMania or a Survivor Series, one of their big events, because you're not just going to blow a bag on Tyson Fury like that if you're not going to see him for like a big fucking event. And the Smackdown debut that they just had on Fox was huge.

They did a shit ton of numbers. They brought The Rock back. So everybody came back for that shit. So they did one of these things which is like they did it with Floyd and Floyd did Wrestlemania with Big Show. They did it with Ronda before she became you know an actual wrestler for them They do these little teases

That lean to the fact that maybe in like in a month or two or several months or maybe in April WrestleMania happens That they're gonna get in the ring and do something with them physical and Like Zangief, holy and I mean I look like Zangief holy fuck that's wild I'm fucking brawn man

that was my guy when I was there he's a big he's a big motherfucker that's a big boy yeah like his dad was like a fucking

world's best man or some shit yeah some country motherfucker I like the move I think it's great for he's tailor made for that shit bro

it's great for boxing though great for boxing it's great for boxing and I'm trying to see if there are people in the stands there oh yeah there are oh yeah there are there's people standing that was sold out for that shit, bro. It's great for boxing, though. Great for boxing. It's great for boxing. And I'm trying to see if there are people in the stands there. Oh, yeah, there are. Oh, yeah, there are.

There's people standing. That was sold out. They be selling out everywhere, man. Yeah, they fucking kill. Okay, so great for boxing. I mean, if they're smart, they get Wilder in as well. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. Shit, between that shit and fucking, they brought Cain Velasquez in. I saw that. For Brock Lesnar. Yeah. Between that shit and fucking, they brought Cain Velasquez in. I saw that. For Brock Lesnar.

Yeah. Like, and motherfucker, Cain Velasquez can wrestle. Like, not like fucking Brock Lesnar wrestle where he's like kind of doing like his UFC shit. Like, I'll talk about he does like back flips. Yeah. He does fucking, he does like the Lucha shit. He's going for it.

Like, he's Mexican. So like, he came out with Rey Mysterio and yada, yada, yada. Like, he fought in this event called Triple Mania, which is like the Mexican WrestleMania, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he wrestled in a mask. You tweeted a clip with that? Yes, and he wrestled in a mask. And he did all the fucking flips and hurricanranas, all this super athletic shit that you don't expect him to do.

So between that and Fury and Lesnar getting the title back and all this other shit, wrestling's like in a really good mainstream space right now. Dude all ring sports are killing it right now. Yeah it's fun. Maybe we need the violence We love it. I think that we need it. I think that like We got a republican in offense. We love violence Anytime we got one it's just a super violent country

We're Americans. We act like we don't love this shit though. Like I wonder if it's that if I wonder if it's like Mason Rudolph get fucking knocked unconscious yesterday and I'm like you didn't see that shit. What is that? Oh my god, that could quarterback for the Steelers. That's a little That shit like what happened? It took his fucking face mask off like that. He was gone gone But do we have the clip? This is the clip there? He was out before he hit the ground no i think uh earl thomas hit him caught him from behind and and he just went

limp he went like he froze up midair and before he hit the ground he was knocked down and then juju came to go check on him and juju did like the church mom faint like when he wanted to go check on her because he was he was not he was not there at all holy it was a it was a he got rock just describe what you're saying earl thomas come in not here not here oh boy so he got sandwiched he got sandwiched yeah so there was some head contact yeah going on hopefully they'll show yeah he was gone oh Oh, my Lord. Gone, dog. Holy fuck. Yeah, he's dead.

I thought he was dead. Then the cart broke down. He had to walk off the field. Look at Juju. Church mom. Oh, shit. I didn't see that. Bro.

He did the church mom face. I thought he was a goner. Is that a real reaction, or is Juju just being a wide receiver? I mean. That's a new word for diva. Look at him before he hits the ground. Boof. Watch.

Gone. That's a dirty hit, B. Yeah. That's a dirty hit. And he got the ball out of the hand. Look, look, look. Not only is it helmet. Wait a minute.

No, I don't think it's dirty. No, no, no. Watch. Watch, watch. Go back a little bit. Go back a little bit. Go back a little bit. Look at, and I'm talking about the linebacker that's coming towards him, not Carr that's chasing him.

Oh, okay. Watch the linebacker coming for him. Rudolph jumps to throw it, and the linebacker jumps with his head. That's Earl Thomas. That's the safety. Oh, sorry. So Earl jumps with his head. Watch this.

Rudolph jumps to throw it, and Earl jumps with his head. Watch this. Rudolph jumps to throw it, and Earl jumps with his head and his forearm into his head. I think we got to see it from the front, though. Yeah. Because Carr could have pushed him into him as well. But why would you lead with your helmet into a helmet? Why don't you just go for the chest or go for the stomach or something? Initially, he was going for it. Watch it, watch it, watch it.

Yeah, keep going. And he jumps. Yeah, because he's trying to block the pass. No, he didn't block a pass. He put his forearms up. Look. Oof. Oof.

I don't know. I think he went for the block. That helmet's under the chin. Rudolph might have jumped in that change. No, but think about it. The helmet caught the chin. Yeah, he led with his helmet. No, he led with his helmet and his fore forearms he didn't even try to block the pass

and uh like if he jumps and raises his arms like this that's one thing when your arms are like this you're not blocking nothing but why jump why not just go for his stomach or go for his chest or some shit like and he already got the ball out of his hands so and i get it it's hard to stop at that point especially your safety You're coming that far down and shit and you call a safety blitz. They had to take off his face mask and shit.

They didn't want to fuck up his head anymore. They thought it might be his neck so they have to be super kids so they can't take off your helmet. Oh my God. So they had to unscrew the shit.

But apparently he looked kind of silly because the fucking medical card broke down so he had to walk off the field with no face mask like a 1920s NFL player. Yeah, somebody said he got knocked into 1920s.

It's funny to laugh at because he was coherent, but holy fuck. When it happened, I was like, yeah, he's never played football. Dude, when he comes back to life, he's like, am I a punter? That's what he looked like. Dude, what is going on? Not even the single bar. I thought I played quarterback. They should fuck with

him. They're like, dude, you were never a quarterback, bro. You've been a kicker this entire time, dude. First number two. Yeah, just sit over there. You look like a punter, dude. God damn. That was a hell of a hit. I watched, wait, I think somebody posted, I guess they were talking about that, but

I didn't see it. And then the timeline was posting other shit. And I saw the clip of when Schuster laid out Vontaze Perfect. Perfect, yeah. Did you see that? This is from two years ago? This is two years ago. Yeah, this is the get back for the AB hit.

It was the get back, and there was a short little screen pass thrown to, I don't know who, no, whoever, maybe. Was it Le'Veon? No, it was Le'Veon, yeah. It was a short little screen pass thrown to Le'Veon, and Le'Veon's coming up the right side,

and Perfect is going for it and he doesn't see it and Schuster fucking lays that bitch motherfucker out and oh man. I mean, I'm talking shit like that guy

wouldn't murder me but dude, it was nice to see a little payback. You got to, man. Get that receipt. Get that receipt. That's what people

were saying like they were trying to get Lamar Jackson back and that's when he fucking broke somebody's ankles What do you mean get him back? No I mean you know You take a quarterback out

They're always The defense is always like Alright well we gotta go And get him back or whatever And I think somebody like I don't know When the play was It might be in the fourth quarter

And they're driving for that game winner And he broke somebody's ankles Because you can tell somebody went low And you can't go low on Lamar Jackson He's quicker than fucking He's a fucking hiccup Browns had a bye week they play tonight

they're playing the 49ers so if they win they're tied for first place in the division I think but 49ers are 4-0 49ers not bad bro I don't believe in them why they just had

weak sketch Garoppolo just still looks not great like he's still throwing a lot of picks I just don't believe in them but this running back is good right

the guy from what is it OU or something like that? I forgot his name. Wilson? Josh Wilson, I think his name is. I don't know. I have not paid attention. I know they got great Kittle.

Great Kittle is a good tight end. Okay. Richard Sherman's been looking good again as a, you know, shutdown guy. Good for fucking Sherman, man. Fucking, you know. So then how have they been winning? I don't think they've played anybody that impressed me. They don't have a win that impressed me.

I know their opening win is against Tampa Bay. Can you look up, Ed, can you please look up 49ers schedule, who they've played so far? Because I don't think they've had any wins so far that have impressed me. I don't think. I saw some stat about Patriots quarterbacks, and I think they were like 9-2 this year or some shit like that, between Jacoby Brissett, Jimmy Garoppolo, Tom Brady. Jacoby, the Colts, dude. I believe in the Colts. I thought they'd be done without Andrew Luck,

but Brissett is doing well. Brissett is good. And have you heard the rumors about getting Stephon Diggs? Oh, no, I have not. Apparently the Colts want to trade for Diggs. I heard he's on the trading block. So their opening game is against the Bucks. They're whack. Then the Bengals. They're whack. Trash.

Then the Bengals who are trash. Trash. Then, what is it? Is this? Steelers? Steelers?

Okay, yeah. Steelers who are 1-4. Trash. And then tonight the Browns who are high. Well, I should thump the bad teams. So if you thump two bad teams, you do what you're supposed to do.

Right. Yeah. Take from a Cowboys fan, thumping bad teams don't mean that much. We gotta talk about this. I was about to say, we should talk about your boys. Kaz has been. Take from a Cowboys fan, thumping bad teams don't mean that much. We got to talk about this. I was about to say, we should talk about your boys.

Cash has been lighting up the timeline. You've had very good stuff on the timeline. What was it? It's not fall? It's not autumn until the entire timeline

turns into Cowboys. Happens every fucking year. I'll be staying out of Cowboys tweets when they're good and when they're bad because I know this ain't going to end well.

Of course not. See how hard it is to plan for the future? That's what I'm saying. And that's not even your team. Yeah, that's why I don't be tweeting, bro. I'd be out of it.

Don't put that camera there. My gosh. That's a new way of saying I'm scared. Don't put the cameras on you. And then you, all of a sudden, what? So here's what I was going to say.

The Giants are right there? Here's what I've also realized. It's so fucking hard to win a Super Bowl. Drew Brees is one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. He has won. Aaron Rodgers, another one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. He has won. If you're not Brady, it's real fucking hard to win a Super Bowl.

Yeah. And I was also thinking about this guy on the ticket always brings us up about the Patriots. Their entire division has sucked his entire career. Yeah. Right now, the Bills are 4-1. With the Bills being 4-1, if you combine the other two teams, the AFC East,

outside of the Patriots, the total win, 4. They are in the same division as the Dolphins and the Jets, the two worst teams in football. Why is that an advantage? Because you gotta play them. So you get basically 4- six easy wins a year. Now once you get that, you got 10 games left.

So even if you go 500 in those games, which is bad, and the Patriots are a good team, now you're 11-5. But you still need to beat. You still need to beat them. No, no, I'm saying you still need to beat the top teams in the playoffs and the Super Bowl, right? For sure, but it's easier to get home field advantage and if you're the patriots and you play in very cold weather and you're a good home team and you've got good fans

this is not to say they don't deserve six super bowls but it is something that's like oh that's a thing that is a thing yeah it seems like a way of discrediting success that that's what it seems like and don't get me wrong i think we all have that in us where it's like somebody is doing something differently than we are and instead of looking at ourselves and seeing what we can change we find ways to discredit what they're doing so well. So that's what I'm saying.

And I kind of agree. And I'm a Jets fan. I know the Jets are terrible. I know you can pencil in two wins against them every year. But at the same time it's like yeah, there's something to the Patriots being so fucking good. Like, you know you're going to play them. Yeah. Like, you know you're going to play them.

You can't get around it. And there's something to not losing to those guys ever. Exactly. Like, even good teams have bad days. The Patriots don't really have a ton of bad days. And that's for sure. Let's say maybe they have five Super Bowls without that and not six. Like, that's what I would do.

Yeah. I'd say they're still probably the greatest team ever. But it is a thing. That's like, oh, yeah, you guys don't ever really have much. It's almost like you've got to bypass the first round every year. Right. Almost. And you usually get home field advantage.

And they've gone on the road in a lot of big games. But you still got to beat the best, the second best team. To your point, they beat the Chiefs on the road in the AFC Championship game. That's not nothing. And Arrowhead's supposed to be a really tough place to play. So it doesn't discredit their greatness. It is just... I just think we have time to look for these things.

And I generally get annoyed at that. Anyway, my overall point is it's really fucking hard to win a Super Bowl. Like, even now, if you're thinking about real NFC contenders, the Eagles are always there. I think the Cowboys are still in the mix for the bottom of it. But then you got the Saints. You got the Packers who look fucking

nasty all of a sudden. Great defense. You got the Seahawks. Russell Wilson, you can't ever count him out. That's just four teams off rip that are contenders. Real quietly, too. Gotta keep an eye on the Carolina Panthers. Panthers, 4-0. Christian McCaffrey, Kyle Allen.

That fucking defense looks good. Can we talk about... McCaffrey's probably gonna. That fucking defense looks good. Can we talk about- McCaffrey's probably going to be fucking- I mean, between him and Mahomes and Russell Wilson, those are like the three MVP candidates right now. But can we discuss this a little bit? Yeah. Is it me?

Have I been away? Is he being like underappreciated? Christian McCaffrey? Yeah. I don't think so. You would think a white running back- A white running back. Yeah.

He would be the top story of every article in America. And it's not like he's a, you know, you got the white quarterback, the white athlete joke. He's not like a gritty runner. He's not a, like, no. He's been this guy. Why would you say his 80-year-old running back You literally described his run as gritty.

Nothing about that gritty. You've never heard that joke? Oh, because white people are gritty athletes. Yeah, it's like, oh, he's a gym rat. He's a coach's son. They never just say, no, he's white and super fucking athletic. It's never that. McAfee's a freak.

He's a freak of nature. His dad was a beast, too. Ed McAfee. His dad was a beast. He was a beast in college. Ronco's wife, a receiver, has a Super Bowl ring. Oh, I remember Ed McAfee. That was his dad?

That's his dad. Like Elway? Yes. And I want to say, Elway, quarterback of the Broncos. What's his Stanford, too? Shannon Sharp. You know what's funny? This exact conversation, I remember watching something by Ed McAfee. Elway? And I want to say Elway quarterback of the Broncos. What's his Stanford? Shannon Sharp. You know what's funny?

This exact conversation I remember watching something by Ed McCaffrey two decades ago when Shannon Sharp and him were both in the Broncos. Shannon Sharp said I'm not going to try to

I know I don't want to make this a racial thing but if Ed McCaffrey was black it would be a top five paid wide receiver in the NFL. Thanks.

But it is interesting because you don't see the racism is everything Twitter going crazy about the lack of coverage on Christian McCaffrey. A little cheeky, fucking freak athlete that's white. He studies so hard. The guy knows the entire playlist. Oh, man.

He's a culture son. Literally, it seems like every week Deshaun Watson has a clip about him knowing what he should know as a quarterback. Wow, I would watch this. What a genius. This guy knows what defense is. Yeah, he's an NFL quarterback, bro. Does he know where a DB is supposed to go on zone coverage? He speaks so well.

Wow. He's so well-spoken. Exactly. That's what it feels like. I mean, which I get it, though. Because I'm like, if you're a pro athlete and you get asked the same fucking- I see him make a soft fist again to describe a DB going back.

What is this fist, right? Put that in some gay guy's asshole. That's what that posture is. The point is, clearly, Christian McCaffrey being a white running back, if we really want to support minorities on this podcast, there is no greater minority in sports than the white running back. White athletic running back.

He's not powering through the tackles. No. He's blazing through, motherfucker. This is pure white speed. All purpose catching white lightning. White lightning. Pure white speed. White lightning. White lightning. Just pure white lightning. And not touching any stories, he has more combined yardage than any top running back in the game right now.

I saw some stats. It was like he has more scrimmage yards than Todd Gurley, Zeke, and I want to say Melvin Gordon. But Melvin hadn't played the last game. But that's been the thing about Christian. Since college, they said the same thing about him. It was like, yo, if he was black or didn't go to Stanford, he was a Heisman finalist.

He probably could have won the Heisman. I forgot who won that year. I'm pretty sure it was probably the Zerber. So why do you think, so I think the interesting discussion here is, one, why is he not getting so much, excuse me, why is he not getting so much press? What do you guys think? Well, I think it's starting to pick up now. I think it's the reverse Deshaun Watson thing.

I thought, like, Deshaun Watson going 15 or whatever it was was so fucking crazy to me. And who's the quarterback of the Bears? Mitch Trubisky went number two overall, and the Bears traded up to get him. They passed on Pat Mahomes, they passed on Deshaun Watson. I think the idea that a black quarterback isn't athletic blows our mind, and the Bears traded up to get him. They passed on Pat Mahomes. They passed on Deshaun Watson. I think the idea that a black quarterback isn't athletic blows our mind, and the idea that a white quarterback is athletic, we're like, holy fuck, what a bonus. You know what I mean?

With running backs, I think it's the same thing. If you're white, we're just like, ah, he can't be that athletic. It's like being a black quarterback. Like, ah, he's probably not that athletic. He's probably just like fucking studies a lot, and he's in the right place at the right time. He's like Cole Beasley or something. I i mean it's starting to change a little bit but why do you think that there hasn't been the press i understand why he hasn't there's no

that's not sexy yeah that's what i'm saying even white people don't care white people aren't like hey we're athletic too yeah yeah you know i mean don't give a fuck like on top of that it's carolina you know what i mean like this story the big story there Is Cam Newton Kyle Allen Like is Cam Newton Gonna play when he Comes back Like never mind the fact That they're 4-1 right now Never mind the fact

That this guy I think they're 4-2 And I think Cam was 0-2 Right So they're 4-0 Since Cam goes down But they're in the mix Of that division

That division's tough Cam Finnegan Drew Bledsoe Without this bitch He might I don't know how If he's ready next week You're not putting him in.

You fucking crazy. If Kyle Allen loses a couple in a row, all right, maybe let's go back to Cam. Is Kyle Allen white? Yeah. Dude,

that white on white connect, bro. That's what it is, dog. That white on white connect, bro. Like, dude, I'm telling you. I don't know what it is about this quarterback, but I'm just saying.

Because Cam Newton is handing Christian McCaffrey off the ball and then he's looking at this white guy and he's like, should I just run it? What is the point of giving this guy named Christian McCaffrey the ball

when my name is Cam Newton, and I can do exactly what he does better? I just think Cam's – Wow, dude. He took so much damage. Cam hadn't been the same – Dog, I was the biggest Cam Newton fan. Same. Like, I would literally –

Since Auburn, I loved Cam Newton. I would make a joke about like I would just say the most ridiculous things about Cam because I loved him but he ain't been the same since they had Super Bowl yeah bro

something about that shit then he started dressing like fucking on Jim I'm out here the whole weird thing he was never the same oh my gosh he was never the same

and now I think his body's broken or whatever his body's starting to portray him a little bit he said when he did that whole weird ass YouTube video when he's like answering like why he's sitting out whatever he a little bit. When he did that whole weird-ass YouTube video and he's answering why he's sitting out or whatever,

he's like, I've come to realize that if I'm 80%, I'm at 80%, I can't help my team. I'm like, bro, everyone in the league is playing out like 80%. This is from the Hermes CTE line. You know, Al, do you have any pictures of Burning Man? Of us at Burning Man? I don't think so. I did this shit in Burning Man.

Burning Cam. I did this shit in Burning Man, putting the fucking, what is it called? The headscarf? The headscarf, but the headscarf over like a babushka, like the Russian chick under the hat. Under a, where is? No, no, no. No, no, no. I had an actual bandana.

I'm not going to hold you. Blaze is all right. Cam's? The Blaze is all right. Yeah, he don I had an actual bandana. I'm not going to hold you. The blazer's all right. Cam's? The blazer's all right. Yeah, he don't need all that other shit. All this other shit, I don't know. Can't do it. Anyway, we'll go find it.

But it is a- You know what you weren't thinking about at Burning Man? Being an NFL quarterback. Yo. But I was getting equal amounts of brain damage. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. Poor Cam, though, man. He was like, what was it? How it how long ago was mvp season three years ago i think geez he is somebody said he'd be like that sometimes guys

i'm like one i'm like yeah he's just oh my god they fall off cliff yeah and you know it's funny that white on white connect you're talking about yeah so you got brady and edelman and welcome you know brady love his white boys. Son, it might be a thing tonight. Might be a thing. Might be a thing. Bro. Let's not hype it up though.

Bro, you need that white on white, dog. You need that white on white. Kyle's been balling, bro. Dude, look at that. Is that Burning Man or is that when you were a pickup artist?

Where is this? It's Burning Man. is that when you were a pickup artist? Where is this? It's Burning Man. Son, nah, but they don't got the what's it called. But I do look like Cam. Yeah, the hat. Nah, but I had a thing. Maybe I'll find it. Whatever.

I'll look for it later. Oh, yeah, you need that water out there. Are you in the desert, son? I miss that shit. I wish I fucking went this year. I mean, I'm grateful for everything we got going on, but I missed it. You see that Adidas commercial? James Harden?

No. What is that? Oh, go on, because I want to talk about the Rockets. They put out a commercial saying, you know, to be different, you got to talk about how different he is. And the big thing is they called him the best scorer ever. It's like, if you're going to be the best scorer ever, would you rather be unique or be the same or some bullshit or whatever?

But, like, yeah. I think he's the best scorer ever. You think he's the best scorer ever? I mean, are we talking about, like, are we talking about times where black people were playing against black people or they were playing against, like, Jewish guys? I mean, I think he's better than Wilt. Okay, so Wilt Chamberlain was scoring

100, but he was scoring 100 against Finkelstein and like fucking, you know. Sounds like a law firm. Yeah, he was scoring 100 against the guys who ended up being his agents. Right? So we're talking about modern NBA. Yeah. It's really Jordan, Kobe,

KD. I don't put KD up there don't put KD up there. I put KD up there. I don't. Oh, he's seven feet tall. I don't put him up there. KD's in there. KD's in there.

He won like four. How many scoring titles has he won? Like four in a row, five in a row? I mean, he's- Some wild shit. I don't put him up there. He's in there for me. And I think it's reasonable to put him there.

I just- Why not? He's in there for me. And I think it's reasonable to put him there. I just... Why not? I think Harden had the most prolific scoring season I've ever seen. Yeah. How many points a game did he average?

34, I think. Didn't Jordan average 38? Jordan averaged, I think, 36 one season. Yeah, he had that 36 season. I would say... You got to put KD in there, so... All right, fine. You want to put him in, then put him in.

Well, MJ averaged 30 for his career. Yo, here's the thing. He averaged 30 for his career! I would go past scoring, though. If I'm talking about James Harden, I would say he's arguably the best offensive player ever. That I could see before scoring, to be honest. Because scoring is such a specific... And scoring, there is...

Michael Jordan literally averaged more points a game one season than James Harden's best, but Jordan and Kobe couldn't pass like Harden. Yes. Kobe put up 81. James Harden, I don't know what his career is, probably in the 60s. He averaged 36 last year, damn.

Who did? Harden. That's a lot of points. That's a lot of points a year. I mean, you know, and I guess what... That is more than Jordan, I think. Jordan's 35, his career high. He does take an inordinate amount of free throws a game.

That's his career. We want the career high. One season where he averaged like 36 points a game. I think it was. I want to say it was 88. Scroll down. Scroll down, Eden. Scroll down, Eden.

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Scroll to the right. 38. To the right. To the right. Yeah, that was 38. Boom, right here. 37. 37 again.

37 again, yeah. And 35 again. And I think you had 32.5 and 8 assists one year. And this is bully ball. This is like hand checking aloud all that shit wow 32-8-8 oh my god

33 really that 88 that 88 year was oh my gosh that's when the Jordan Forest came out too fucking the Chicago all-star game

free throw line that's like the Jordan year like that is the year that made him the fucking icon 32-8- eight that's ridiculous does

he win a championship no no he doesn't he didn't win his first championship until the 90s yeah interesting wow 32 eight and eight is i mean that's so close to the triple dub anyway um it's like what's two rebounds and two assists well that's the thing is that we just we just require synergy like human beings there's something about synergy and symmetry that we respect so much and like that triple double while it's really no more important than 32 and eight i mean a little bit more you know what i mean it's not that much 49 and 9 then 38 and 30 10 and 10 yes nobody nobody okay the props we got that one more assist yeah who gives a fuck yeah but there's something so clean about it but um best score ever though i don't know man well let's let's let's think he's had i think he's

had one of the best scoring seasons we've ever seen but to call him the best score ever i'd look i think it's not unreasonable but i also think it's a stupid goal because what the fuck does it matter if you can't win like imagine being the best scorer ever and it costs your team. It's like being the best dribbler ever. It's great, man, but if you're not winning... Are you winning? Maybe you should dribble less. If what you're doing the best at doesn't help

your team win, it hurts your team. That's my point about Horton. That's my gripe with Horton. This is what you're stuck on, man. You're still... You haven't figured it out yet. And maybe it's still early and maybe he can, this is what you're stuck on man. You're still you haven't figured it out yet and maybe it's still early and maybe he can but like if what you're still talking about is your offense and being a better offensive player dog you don't get it.

To be fair I don't necessarily put it all on him. He did run into the Warriors three straight years and they always end up going to the finals so it's like you're losing to the team that always ends up in the finals so it's like granted if there's no Super Warriors. Yeah, I don't care either. I think Harden gets there.

I think he gets one. Nobody says that about LeBron. Yeah, but he always loses to the Warriors. Don't they give a fuck? I think plenty of people give a fuck. You lose to champions. So you're not a champion. Right.

You lose to champions all the time. You're not a champion. Gotcha. 100%. I mean. That team. I think we should talk about the Rockets because the Rockets owner

Daniel Morey sorry the Rockets GM Daryl Morey Morey the Rockets GM Daniel Morey the Rockets GM Daryl Morey

is fucking up the bag. Oh, gosh. My man is fucking up the bag. Something must have happened. You cannot be this stupid. There is no way. And let me tell you something. I know GMs and I know presidents in the NBA.

And the GMs and presidents that I know are incredibly intelligent and competent people. Yes. You don't get to that position without exemplifying decision-making skills. And Maury's highly respected as a GM. As a GM, highly respected. So I don't believe what he did was an accident. Now, what he did was he tweeted out support for Hong Kong and the conflict that they have going on over there. That's what that was.

I was in London. I saw a man in China protesting something. I didn't know what it was about, but I couldn't understand them. Who gives a fuck? Let them do their thing. Whatever. It is what it is. And we don't even have to get into what it means.

It doesn't matter. Point is, China and Hong Kong are beefing. Okay? China is massive business. what it means. It doesn't matter. Point is, China and Hong Kong are beefing. Okay? China is massive business. The biggest market in the NBA,

not in America. Not in America, but massive business specifically for Houston. Obviously, they had Yao. Obviously,

the Houston Rockets have changed their logo and jerseys to look more Asian. First of all- I didn't even think about it. Oh, dude. Houston's a huge-

Yeah, it makes sense. No, I see it now. Now it's complete, right? They even have signature jerseys that are just in Chinese. They became the Chinese team, meaning everybody in China that likes the NBA is like, we fuck with the Rockets. Yeah. And if you ever notice-

There is- Any Chinese basketball player that had any sort of anything in the NBA eventually played with the Rockets. And if you ever notice, any Chinese basketball player that had any sort of anything in the NBA eventually played for the Rockets. Of course. Why? Because you sell them jerseys easy. They gave Jeremy Lin the bag

because they're like, listen, we're going to make this up with the Chinese rights. We're going to make this up selling shit to China. Blah, blah, blah. So this guy that I can't pronounce his name.

Daryl Murray. Daryl Murray. Daryl Murray. Tweets out support for Hong Kong. Now, you're the GM. You don't have any stake in the race. If you're Daryl Chen, right? If you're Chinese, if you're of Hong Kong descent, Daryl Chen, and you want some support for what's going on,

like, you really care that much about democracy? Are you tweeting about antitrust shit in the States? Are you tweeting against Jeff Bezos? You work for a billionaire who surely is doing things to interrupt the democratic process. That's without a doubt. That's another thing. And this is totally separate. I don't want to stay that long on it.

that's another and this totally separate i don't want to stay that long on it but you know i find so fucking funny is that we laud these like billionaire like uh billionaire owners of companies right like walmart and shit like they're these like capitalists that are like upholding the economic uh growth of america right and we punish the workers that start unions, right? To like protect their rights, right? But the reality is, is if you're a company, you're using all the resources that you have and all the money that you have to essentially get as much leverage as you can on the workforce.

Yeah. So all a union is, is going, well, none of us have a lot of money, but all of us together have a lot of money. So why don't we use that and leverage it against the company? It is the exact yang to the ying or whatever it is. It's the exact- It is. But yeah, it's a necessary evil.

It's a pain in the ass. I don't mean to say evil. It's just like a pain in the ass when you got to do with union politics, but it's like, you can't, you can't escape it. And don't get me wrong. The extremes of both are bad,

right? Like a bad fucking business owner sucks. And a bad union owner fucking sucks. I don't want to get too long into it. All I'm saying is like, it's funny, the shit that we're like, we're force fed and that's how we think about the world.

It's funny because like, you know, the NBA is looked at as this progressive league. We're the anti-NFL. Exactly. As opposed to NFL or whatever. They're like the woke league or whatever. And it just kind of goes to show you.

Ain't no billionaire woke, bro. The rest of y'all sleeping on how evil these motherfuckers are. That's so fucking true bro They let you have your little term woke Because you don't see what You don't see what we're doing when you really sleep They're looking at you like you sleep You don't know what you're sleeping on

You know a lot of people ain't fucking that woke Like trannies ain't even that progressive when you think about it Like I was thinking about this like Trannies Only believe in two genders. I don't get it. Like, the real woke motherfuckers believe there's how many genders? 10.

63. 63! These trannies out here like conservatives, like, not fair. Look at woke heads. They're looking at his face trying to compute 63 genders. I don't know what they're, what are they called? Name two more trying to compute 63 genders. I don't know what they're... What are they called? Name two more.

Bro, I can't. I don't give a fuck. I don't believe in 99%. There's only two fucking genders. But the point is that these super progressives are like, no, they're 63. But trannies are like, no, they're two. That's why you're changing into the other one. Nobody changes into non-gender right no one cuts their dick off but like

i don't know gets i don't know you know what i mean like nobody really nobody goes i'm transitioning into a sapiosexual right yeah like it's kind of funny that like trans are bigoted yeah by today's progressive standards. Fair. Right? Valid. I was wondering this. Alex, she talks to Weezy a lot.

She says she's, no, I mean, there's only reason why. Speaking of trans. I know, right? That's a wild transition. Weezy's your homie. She named, like, she says, she, what's the word? She identifies herself as, like, five different things, right? Or some shit like that

Oh I don't care When she's I feel like I remember she said Something about this Nah yeah yeah But when she gets in that bag I just

I don't know I turn it off Like cis Cis male My thing I just don't They got trans and trans With an asterisk It's two different genders

Can I ask a serious question I just don't care enough Can I ask a serious Fucking question please Trans masculine I need to know this. Yeah. Cass.

Uh. If gender is a social construct, I mean, completely created by society, why do you need to transition to something that's not real? That's a valid-ass question, yo. something that's not real that's a valid ass question yo so just by admitting that you feel like another gender you're saying there's only two genders and gender is not a social contract yo trans really out here bigoted son trans and like the like the most conservative conservative really got a lot in common. Oh, yeah.

What's other? Both of y'all hate who you are. Them? I'm like all these things. I'm like, okay, I guess somebody can explain what most of these, but somebody's just other? Yo, that's a funny bit. The idea that like trans and conservatives are actually the same people. They both believe in two different genders.

They're not fucking with that million gender shit. They both believe in something that's not real. God and trans stuff. God and trans stuff Their wives are ugly Nah I think conservative wives Are probably better than liberal I was just talking about Politician wives

Oh okay That's my favorite bit On the Bill Burr special Is it a conservative president Saying how to keep their wives in check Oh my god The Michelle Obama tour That that's so funny she got a re an arena tour about not having a job but he goes he goes conservative wives know how to he goes say what you want about a conservative president but they know how to keep their wives in check he goes

george bush was president for eight years I still don't know his wife's name. That's facts. That's facts. I forgot, Chris Rock had a bit about that, too. This is before Michelle even got poppin'. She was like, oh, you can't have no black first lady. She was like, yeah, I said it. He's like, why? She's like, because she doesn't want too much of the spotlight. She's like, oh, no, you ain't president.

We president. And that's exactly what happened, yo. We saw Michelle Obama every week, yo. Son, I heard a... I saw a wild clip, bro. I don't even know if we could say it on here, but like, just about the God, Chris Rock.

What happened? Uh-oh. I don't know if I like this. Tread lightly, please. Yeah, tread super lightly. I fuck with Chris Rock, man. That's who made me a comic. People tell me the highest comment I get is sometimes people are like, yo, you know, you remind me of Chris Rock.

That was my, and you know, that was my guy for a long time. Yeah, yeah. He taught me about taxes. Just watching the stand. Well, what happened? What's the clip? I just, you know know someone was saying Oh gosh I don't know if it pains you to say it

Yeah It may not be I hope it's not Someone was saying I can't be true Can we save it for Patreon Maybe we save it for that That's the move yo

When you gotta think of this hard Patreon Save it for Patreon Have you heard any rumors about Chris and You know him Getting some help or anything Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah.

I've been hearing that for decades, bro. Okay, okay. Oh, he's not writing? That's what you're talking about? But I think they openly say it sometimes. No, he don't. I know what he says. Really?

I know what he says. Oh, he don't write his own shit? No, because I... No, I'm not saying that. Have you heard anything about that? Yeah, I mean, I've been hearing that for decades. I don't know if I could believe... I don't know. Since I started comedy, I've been hearing that. Have you heard anything about that? Yeah, I mean, I've been hearing that for decades. I don't know if I can believe... I don't know. Since I started comedy, I've been hearing that.

And again, that could go right back to this Patriot shit where it's like, you see someone have that much success, you gotta find ways to knock it down. With Drake. Exactly, right? Same shit happened with Drake. Someone has that much success, you gotta find out why you're not successful. It could easily

be a bunch of comics... It could easily be a bunch of comics. It could easily be a bunch of comics hating. That's why I don't even like putting that shit out there. And that's why I ask. I don't even like. Yeah, so let's not. But for the award shows, they group up. Oh, everybody got writers for the award shows. For the roasts, everybody got writers.

We're talking about his stand-up stand-up. Writing for a roast is a collective process between you and your homies. Yes. You bring the team, you bring the squad together, and you guys, and the same thing with an award show. You bring the squad together. You literally hire a team of writers, like a late-night set, and you guys put that together.

Ah, gotcha, gotcha. Okay. So you're saying for stand-up. But for stand-up, that's got to be you. Listen, all of us for stand-up. If Akash has a great line for me, I'm going to take the line. Or if I have a line for Akash, he's going to take the line. If I have a premise I think Andrew could do more with, I'd be like, yo, this might work better for you.

This never happened, but it could. And then the rest of the joke is his. I'm not going to be like, hey, here's a full bit. Just take that. Son, there was a, I think it was, I think it was, it was Seinfeld said that like Cosby gave him a premise or something like that. I forget, but it was like- Better than a lot of things he could have given you. Coffee.

I think that happens with everything. That happens in music too. That happens in music all the time. Somebody just comes in and is like, hey, say this is a- But I think what happens is when motherfuckers see the success that you have and they know, because that's the thing about comics. Comics, you know, are some envious motherfuckers, just like anybody in a competitive field, right,

where there's not a lot of resources and there's a lot of people, you get envious. So it might be a joke that Rock says, then a comic says to somebody else, they go, I gave him that shit. You ain't giving him the whole joke. You might have given him a line, but you go, I gave him that shit. You ain't giving him the whole joke. You might have given him a line, but you go, I gave him that shit. And then the game of telephone starts

where it's like, yo, matter of fact, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, I was writing for him. And by the time you know it, it's a whole different new story. And it's, oh, yeah, well, you wrote the whole song. There's some one-legged rappers out here complaining. Damn.

Damn, what happened? Poor guy, bro. Poor guy. Poor guy. He ain't even put himself on Poor guy, bro. Poor guy. Poor guy. He ain't even put himself on blast. That's why I feel bad for him. It'd be one thing if he was like, yo, I wrote all the songs. Like, come on, Meek.

You couldn't eat that one? You could just let that one slide, bro. Like, he's walking around with a peg leg. No hits. He already got one leg, dog. Oh, no. This is after. Oh, they took his got one leg, dog. Oh, no. This is after. Oh, they took his leg?

Yeah, they had to tax him. Damn, son. They took his leg? Drake don't play, son. Drake don't play. Drake's a goon, son. Drake is a goon, bro. Wait, really?

Drake is a super goon. Talk to me. Super goon. What has he done? I've heard that. He's got good He don't got bodies But he got guys

Who will get bodies for him Gladly Who? Who has done the work? Talk to me Fuck Alright so Ben There's a song

That just came out Called You're a top boy You watch Top Boy He had a song called Behind Bars And the song Behind Bars He said something

Along the lines of You know Something something, something, something, something like basically saying we're happy there was no camera phones out around this time. Talking about a time of Coachella. Talking about a time of Nobu. There is a artist

who was popping at the time and he had an issue with the artist. The artist said, you took a melody of a song and made it a hit record and he came up to him drunk at a party one time. Did he say it was a dram, yo?

What the fuck? All right, dram. All right, dram got his ass handed to him. Dram, whatever. At a party. I guess he came up to him drunk or whatever,

like, yo, man, you know. So dram came up drunk. Yeah, dram had a song called Cha-Cha. Remember? Yeah, I like the Cha-Cha. A couple months later, yo, man, you know. So, Drom came up drunk. Yeah, Drom had a song called Cha-Cha. Remember? I like the Cha-Cha. Yeah, I like the Cha-Cha. A couple months later, Hotline Bling comes out.

Basically, a very similar song. Yeah, yeah. And he was hot about it. And according to reports... I mean, Drom literally stole the Cha-Cha. Yeah, well, you're right. These people crazy, bro. But anyway, According to reports

So he beat up a guy That pressed him He pressed Drake At his own party So then you get beat up And Drake's like Yo like calm down We'll talk about it later

And he's like no no no And then by the time You know Fingers are waving It was just I heard a story about Drake I still don't like the man But this is the fucking

Illest story He's talking Imagine it's me and Kaz Talking at a party like this My homie from Canada, a comic we know, said he saw this happen live. Dave Mahesh. Yes, he's this close. Imagine Drake and his homie

talking like this, real close. And then a girl, let's say you're Drake actually, a girl slides in between Drake and the girl and just starts getting in Drake's face, just yelling at him, whatever. Drake just turns his head to the side And then Claps over his head

Like that And then security Comes and grips His girl up And throws her Out the fucking Yo My man

He did an MJ Thriller clap MJ Thriller clap Is exactly what it was Bye bitch MJ Thriller clap Just turned to the head Little like

Crooked face Like Bye this bitch Let's her talk For a little bit And then just That's funny They grabbed And picked that bitch up.

She's like, get back here. People try to front on Drake just because he sings and shit. He don't got to be the toughest guy, but he got tough guy money. That's it. He got good money, bro. All you got to do is make the call.

I've heard some other shit about Drake that I'm so not at liberty to talk about. Oh, tell me. Back to the on. Yeah, we'll talk Patreon. Tell me. I mean, there's rumors. You've all heard the rumors.

I ain't heard the rumors. You ain't heard the rumors about XXX? That he took out X? I mean, Kanye. All right, I'll put it on Kanye since it's not on me. When Kanye was having his tweet storm back in the day, talking about how Drake was threatening him and sending purple heart emojis.

The whole fucking Sicko Mode verse. The whole verse about Sicko Mode was about how he was planning to fuck Kanye up. The entire verse is dedicated to down the block, made it right, cut the lights, nothing nice, niggas think it's sweet, it's on site. He's talking about, because he lives down the street from Kanye. He lives in Calabasas. He lives down the street from

Kanye West. And he's literally talking about, like... But why rap about some shit you didn't do? I mean, so, Kanye, when he was doing his tweet storm, and he was... I'm personally concerned about this because... We put out that joke, and he hit me in the DMs about it Oh but he

But he seemed to have A sense of humor But he had a good Yeah nah that was funny It's different It's different Until we go back to Toronto Apparently the

Him and Kanye thing Goes back a long time Alright our sign is Thunderclap You see this You know I'm just I was like yo As Alex is in the distance

Like I think Shel's waving goodbye But nah yeah Kanye kinda alluded To the rumors I'm just like, yo. As Alex is in the distance, like, I think Shel's waving goodbye. But, nah, yeah, Kanye kind of alluded to the rumors, and a lot of people allude to the fact that, like, Drake might have had him touched. And even before XXX passed away, like, he had an Instagram story. You could Google the shit where he basically said, yo,

if anything ever happens to me, Drake did it. Yeah. Kanye be getting too loose-lipped, though. Wild loose-lipped. Wild loose-lipped. Out at Jay's, like, oh, don't send your killers after me and all that type of shit. It's like, these motherfuckers do have killers. He was legitimately scared. Like, Diddy has killers. Jay has killers.

Like, just people who will ride for them. That's how you know Diddy a real one, because Diddy punched Drake and nothing happened to him. Yeah. Well, who's going to touch Diddy? Exactly. That's how you know Diddy slapped him. Diddy got his people, too.

Okay, hold the fuck on. So, you're telling me- Diddy slapped a lot of young motherfuckers Okay hold the fuck on So you're telling me Diddy slapped a lot of Young motherfuckers by the way Can we get I just need to get this right You're telling me that This shit is an honor X said

That if anything happens to him Drake did it It wasn't a sub It was on his Instagram story He did He put that shit up Yeah And

Nobody questioned Drake After the X murder. Nope. I'm still kind of nervous about talking about this now, to be honest. I wasn't going to speak on that one. I told you. I'm saying the rumors have been out there. I'm not bringing it up.

I'm not saying this. I've never heard about this. Ain't this crazy? X said, if something happens to me, Drake did it. Nobody did anything when he got killed. Then they went after Dina Hashem for a Venmo joke. Yeah. That just shows you that everybody's a coward.

They go after the easiest. Yeah. So wait, you got video of this, but it's on YouTube, huh? Yeah. Fuck. YouTube need to stop playing, bro. I could find it. I mean, I'm just saying.

I'm not saying he did it. I don't, you know, I'm just saying. Dre, I wouldn't fuck around with Dre, because that's what I'm saying. Don't let the sing songs and the lights can fool you. I know for a fact he's had people touched. I don't know how many people, but there's rumors out there, is all I'm saying. There's always been those rumors.

And now, apparently, X died. Yeah, go back and listen to Sicko Mode. Yeah, I need to look at that again. But apparently, I think X died, and then Drake tweeted something. Or like, didn't he Instagram something? I mean. Didn't they say People say The lyrics to I'm upset

Was kind of him gloating about it Allegedly Yeah Oh that was it What was it I'm upset He said SMS

Triple X He's like Why you keep shooting If you know that Naked dead SMX It's a SOS Triple X Something Something He's like, why do you keep shooting if you know that nigga dead? SMX? It's SOS, Triple X.

Something, something. Why did he even mention Triple X? I mean, because it was a double entendre. It was like Triple X. What's the word? That's the only time I ever shot below the neck. SMX, Triple X. That's the only time I ever shoot below the neck. Why do you keep shooting if you know that nigga dead?

That's the only kind of shit that gets you some respect. Yeah. So SMS is you some respect. Yeah. So SMS is like text messages. Yeah. XXX. But it was a double entendre for like sending nudes or sending. Shoot below the neck means like bust in. Like shoot below the neck.

Like cum on somebody. Like XXX. Like XXX. Like it's. Yeah. But the double entendre is that you can take a nude of yourself below the neck. You know?

So it was like the double entendre was XXX as in porn and XXX as in the rapper. Oh my God. Son, how did he get no smoke for this?

How is this not like a national news story? Because he can just say that. No, I'm talking about porn. Artistic, artistic liberty, bro. X-Fans,

y'all need to go at this, man. Y'all ain't about nothing. They've been after him. Look at all these. There's literally tons of shit on the internet about conspiracies that Drake had him touch. You ain't exposing his home address. But we love rap conspiracy. Man, you can look at Drake's home from Google Maps.

You don't got to expose that one. Who's the rap Alex Jones? I would have kind of put what's his face on there? Elliot? Academics a little bit.

Oh, academics. But now he's kind of Oh, okay. I can see. In an exploratory sort of way. Like during that Chicago shit he was really

on the front line of reporting all that shit. No, but that's reporting. Like, who's the guy who's straight? Conspiracy theory and rap. That's what I'm talking about. Yo, if someone want to make money. Probably Lord Sear, maybe.

I mean, Lord Jamar. He does a black TV shit. But that's, like, some, like, race shit. Like, I'm talking about just rap. That's a lane. Yo, that would be a massive lane. If you're rap Alex Jones, you just get out there saying what this really means and what this bar is really for

and this person really got killed by that person. See, but rap is insensitive and that guy will get touched. That's what I'm saying. It's not worth the, the juice ain't worth the squeeze over there.

Say what? Yeah. And he almost got touched. Yep. He almost got touched. He needs security when he goes out. Really?

Yeah. So, I got security. So, act like if I gave up. when he goes out. Really? Yeah. So, Ack got security. Ack looked like if I gave up. That's when I knew I needed to hit the gym

when somebody said, oh, you look like a skinny version of Ack. I was like, damn. Alex Demmicks. If I even get

in that comparison, oh, shit, I got to hit the gym. I mean. Interesting. Interesante. Anyway, so, okay, shit I gotta hit the gym I mean interesting anyway so okay um what else what else is there Oh what else is basketball's bets and then talk about how Rockets are gonna fire Daryl Morey oh this is I was gonna ask you real

quick to wrap up Daryl Morey you think he did this on purpose to get fired so that's what I'm curious about oh I don't know how we fucking... This kid is... Sorry. Gag none. Yeah. So that's what I'm curious about is a guy that's so good at making these decisions, a guy that's so calculated and understands the

risk and reward of every single thing he does, he knows exactly where that organization's bread is buttered and furthermore that's a problem for the nba because you know what they canceled they canceled all these like g league china game they were doing games in china swiftly china shut it down so yo he cost the nba a lot of money it might be eventually billions probably a bill probably dude and i mean adam silver got to be and I mean, Adam Silver got to be going fucking nuts right now, dude. He got to be going fucking nuts.

You know how you know it's a huge story? You don't hear about it. You don't hear about it. That's a great point. That's how you know it's a big fucking story. I'm just like, you're just going to upset an entire nation. 100% this is- Pretty much bankrolls a lot of Probably the second biggest league

In the entire country Yo Nike Adidas New Balance Under Armour They all do those camps Out there

Where they send Steph Curry They send Kyrie They all make their sneakers out there Yes They all make their sneakers out there Every single signature athlete Every single signature athlete Has to go to China

They be putting the fucking Shoelaces in in America The rest of the shit Is made in fucking China Guaranteed I don't want no American Making my sneaker I don't know

Hands too big I had them strawberries Son Real talk I can't have no American Making my fucking sneaker You need a Chinese child I need the sweater

I don't gotta be a kid But it helps It gotta be Are they ever kids? I never seen like a teen I don't gotta be a kid. But it helps. It gotta be. Are they ever kids? I never seen like a teen Chinese. Do you mean like Chinese people have childhoods? I only seen them like be a baby and then be... Sweatshop workers.

Yeah, like they only got a few different phases. Like they got baby, then they got teen, and then they got old. But I never seen an Asian that looked like they couldn't work in a sweatshop that wasn't a baby does that make sense like baby no but every other age

have you ever seen a 10 year old Asian you've never seen one of them where have you seen a 10 year old Asian in your whole life I went to school with them I don't even remember them I had in my high school, 50% Asian, right? Before that, I didn't see a 10-year-old Asian.

They just look the same until they have long white beards. My best friend is Chinese since I was 12. Say what? Say that again. My best friend is Chinese since I was 12. And how long he been 12? You don't know how long he been 12. They're just old age, yo.

It's not even about don't age how long he's been 12 it's not even about donation they never are it's like you know how like you don't see the fucking pigeons when they're a baby you know how you only see adult pigeons

you never seen a baby pigeon like we live in New York our whole life we ain't never seen a baby pigeon that's Asians bro you see you see the eggs in the nest We ain't never seen a baby pigeon. I've never seen a baby pigeon in my life. That's Asians, bro. You see the eggs in the nest, right?

They get born. They're adorable as fuck born. They make a couple Instagram videos that are absolutely adorable. And the next time you see them, they're teens, bro. You don't see 10-year-old Asian. What about the little kids playing the piano all the time? They're old enough. They're not kids. They're old enough.

They're 20? They're 20 years old. They could be 20 years old easily. They got like 30 leg hairs total. But they don't shave them, but they got 30 total leg hair. They don't be shaving their legs, bro. At least the ones in my high school. These bitches have 30 total leg hairs, 15 on each. And them shits would stay, bro.

Look like my beard. Can we not be on SNL? Hey, let me tell you something. That shit has stared a long time ago. Oh, my gosh. Years ago. We lost that opportunity. We did, where was it?

Who's this Taco Fall? Taco Fall is my guy. Yeah, he's back. Fuck a taco. What's his story? I did interview him for a slam. He went to Boston, well, not Boston College. Sure, you found out everything there is to know about Taco Fall. Go.

Wow, he's seven foot eight or some shit. Seven six. Seven six. Yeah. Why are they making a big deal about him coming back? Because he's hilarious. Oh, he's funny? I don't know anything about him.

No, he's just massive. He's hilariously large. He could dunk while he's standing. He was a meme for a while. There was this video going around when he was in high school about this fat kid trying to guard him. Oh, that was hilarious, dude. Exactly, yeah. He just goes, what the fuck am I supposed to do?

I was just looking at him up and down. He was kind of terrible his first two years of college. And then the last two years at UCF, he kind of looked like he could walk and chew gum at the same time. And now he's in the NBA. Good, great guy, though. You can't teach 7'6". Exactly. Right? It's like you just are 7'6", and you take that risk because you're like, if we could bare minimum make him a defender.

If he could run up and down. Just run up and down. In this NBA, though? For 10 minutes, yeah. Yeah. And he's worth it for 10 minutes. Like, think about this. Think about this. You're in the Eastern Conference

Finals. It was so funny. Yo, look at Leonard Uth trying to guard Taco Falls. You're in the Eastern Conference Finals and then you have to deal with Kyrie Irving going to the basket. Okay. Yeah. You have a guy who's 7'6", that's just

going to put his fucking hands up And make Kyrie shoot over it Just make it difficult Yeah He's already the heaviest player in the NBA Oh weight wise? Yeah Really? Yeah he's like 7'6

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Deshaun Watson, if he's not top five QB, he's top six. Mahomes, Breeze, Brady, Rogers, Wilson, Watson. That's my list. Not in any particular order. I know I put Watson at six. I got my Holmes as my one. I got him right outside. I don't know who.

I can't think of anybody who's putting up crazier numbers. Put some crazy numbers. With no offensive line. More with less outside of Hopkins. You got Hopkins. You got the best receiver in the league probably. Will Fuller, who looked pretty good yesterday. But Watson, man.

And the hype coming out of Clemson was Dabo was calling him the Michael Jordan of football. He's like, if you pass on this guy, it will haunt you for the rest of your tenure if you're a GM. And so far, so good. The Bears had him instead of Trubisky. The Bears

might have won the Super Bowl by now if they had Deshaun Watson. Wow. I don't think they lost to the Eagles last year. I'll say that. Of course not. Because Trubisky has cost them games. And the thing about Deshaun Watson is he's not going to cost you a game and he's good enough to win you a game. He's good enough to will you to win a game. He'll throw some picks but nothing crazy.

Nothing crazy. Nothing game costing. He'll get you. If he throws a pick that costs you the game it's because he got you close enough to make it a one possession game. I couldn't understand in college coming out of the draft how he slid so much. He's black. And to be honest that's what I was saying.

I think that's part of it. They can't like if you're not super athletic as a black dude they can't understand how you're going to be good. Yeah. In the same way they can't understand

how a white not quarterback could be athletic it's like the Christian McCaffrey flip. It's like oh he can't just be like a really smart like breakdown of defense quarterback. He's not super athletic

he's athletic but he's not super athletic. So probably middle of the first round is where we should be. That was the knock on Dwayne Haskins. He broke a shit ton of records in Ohio State. I'll say this real quick. And he's not athletic. Real quick side note about Dwayne Haskins.

I was watching him at his post-game press conference. I was like, oh, my man look kind of fat. He does give me like Byron Lefkowitz vibes a little bit. Yeah, my man look kind of fat. Kind of round in the chin. He was talking real salty. Talking about get used to me being up here smiling. I know I had a bad game,

but this is one of the few I'm going to have. Some crazy shit like that. And I was looking at him. I was like, yo, bruh, you look like, what's that cartoon in the 80s that came out with the fat baby? Was it Black Family? Babies Kids.

You were like one of Babies Kids. I love that movie. Anyway, Deshaun Watson's a top five QB. Dwayne Haskins is fat. These are the two things I feel like I need to say. I got Mahomes my number one. I got Russell Wilson as number two. All over Brady?

I'll put Aaron Rodgers three. I'm talking about like, yo, I'm starting a franchise right now. Who am I taking to build around? And I think you still need a little bit more pieces to make Brady work. Rodgers, Breeze, and Brady are all older. That too. They're all on the wrong side of 30. That too.

So I got Mahomes, Wilson, Rodgers. Fuck. I think I'll put Watson in there, my fourth. And my fifth might be like, fuck, I guess Brady. I personally like Drew Brees' brother, but I'll put Brady just off the fact that the motherfucker wins and he's got that thing that, you know, maybe if he's on another team, maybe he still wins two or three Super Bowls, maybe not six,

but he's just got that thing where he just fucking wins. He's got that maniacal working thing. Yeah, he's got that thing about him, so I'd still take him as my top five. But, yeah, Mahomes is still, he's the boss Don. He's the final boss right now as far as quarterbacks right now. That motherfucker makes throws that I didn't even think you can get away with. He had a crazy touchdown pass yesterday. Yeah.

He scrambled. It was impressive. As soon as they dropped back to pass, he's playing, I think the Colts, he's at like the Colts 30-yard line. Drops back to pass. No pass protection. Two guys, I think, the Colts. He's at the Colts' 30-yard line. He runs back to pass. No pass protection. Two guys, two linemen get through.

He runs to his right. Then another lineman comes, so he runs all the way back around to his left. Or maybe I flipped it. He's going to. He runs left first, then right. All the way to the other side of the field, and then just tosses. He runs. It should have been like a 15-yard loss. He runs to his right, but his right was the same direction

as the defense because he was running away from where he wanted to go. So he ran the exact opposite way, came back, nailed somebody wide open and it's like, he's just got,

he's just got arm talent that I've, I could only remember like Brett Favre having. Yeah, he was filthy. Where it's just like, why the fuck are you throwing that?

Oh, because you could make that throw. But he hasn't been playing well the last couple games. I mean. He had a good game, I thought, against Detroit for the most throw. But he hasn't been playing well the last couple games. I mean. He had a good game, I thought, against Detroit for the most part. I mean, he still put up like 30-something. Last game, the Colts controlled the ball for like 37 minutes,

which is a lot. That leaves the Chiefs 23. So that was their game plan is we're going to drain the clock so you can't get it. Let's take the ball out of. Holmes' hands. And he didn't have a great game still, but that was also part of it. The Colts were like,

all right, we're going to run, they're running back Mac. He's good. We're going to run this guy. We're going to control the ball, bleed the clock, and then just try to beat you.

Just make it a waiting game. That's the game plan. Yeah. Okay, fair enough. Fair enough. Guys, before we get out of here, let's say some dates

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We will be You can get tickets for all my shows, theandrewsholls.com. Next thing we are coming up is Palm Beach. We'll be at the Palm Beach Improv in Florida, October 26th, then the 1st of November, I'll be in Chico, California,

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them quick. We just added a bunch more shows, so go to the website. Go check it out. Akash. I'm going to be in Minneapolis this Friday at Sisyphus Brewing. Two shows, 7 and 8.30, come through. The next day I'm in Detroit at the Independent Comedy

Club. Show is at 9. San Diego. I'm the american comedy club november 7th through november 9th uh then tempe arizona one show at the tempe improv on november 10th and then hartford connecticut i'm coming through on november 14th uh it's in central manchester manchester connecticut uh the hartford funny bone come through by taking my website ak website, akashsingh.com. Tonight, anybody in New York City, come to the Adidas Original Store in Soho. I'll be hosting the Talk Series with Adidas Originals

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Also, tomorrow, October 8th at 7 p.m. at the Regal Ewok. Come through for that. And this Saturday, Ducey Palooza, Washington, D.C., Howard Homecoming weekend. If you filed this weekend, you know the big headliner is Pusha T, one of my favorite rappers, one of the biggest rappers as far as getting Palooza to where it's at. He's coming back to D.C. where he first came, so it's a big show. Jay Murphy, DJ Academics, not that one. Where's Nasty, DJ Scream, DJ C-Styles, and DJ Schemes will be on the ones and twos.

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