Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Stylebender Smash Or Pass Anime Babes

Episode Date: February 17, 2022

0:00 - start 3:00 - Izzy's dominance 13:50 - Izzy's reason for not living in America 21:40 - Stylebender's response to Rogan 30:30 - Smash or Pass Anime 34:30 - Anderw, Akaash and Izzy reflecting on success 36:23 - Kid Cudi Recap 41:18 - Julia Fox and Kanye Broke up 1:03:00 - Trudeau and the Truckers 1:07:15 - Moderna CEO dumping stocks 1:14:44 - Clinton hacking Trump Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf

Oh, hells yes! Hells yes! Throw down for sure. This girl's super freak. 100%. She's ready to peg you right now. Look at those fingers. I've noticed that you've been painting your nails.

You've been painting your toenails. Is this because you're trying to trick Jon Jones into fighting you? I see what you did there. I see what you did there. The greatest of all time. Oh, man, that's funny's funny No this is just you know I mean it's rude If you're gonna kick

Someone in the face You gotta you know Cause my toenails Normally look like bark So Bark Yeah a little bit I mean I wouldn't lie

I mean Oh we saw them Oh you saw it That's right You put them on the table That's right Yeah I did that last time Fucking hell

That was a while ago That was how many The first time was like three years ago right oh more than that more than that damn been a while

been a while yeah but yeah now they sparkly I like the toast the toast were good thank you it's a cute touch it is

now let me ask you this let me ask you this you will not fight anybody from Nigeria I appreciate that about you but if there's one nationality of person you want to beat up,

why is it Pakistani? Oh, wow. That's good. That's a good one. I don't want to... We got the heat on you. We got one right there in the room. Be careful what you wish for. It's hard-hitting questions non-stop when you come on the podcast.

Left, right, and center. What's next? I got a question. I got a question. So you, Stylebender, are notorious for imitating anime characters in anime scenes. Is that true? Yeah. Once in a while, I do. So I'm curious. In that fight where you humped Paolo Costa and ejaculated all over his team and coach,

which hentai were you imitating? Octopussy. 65. Yeah. You know what I actually said to him i went i went to the corner right and i looked at the the guy with the glasses the jizz glasses what's his name what's his name again fuck uh eric eric and i said like i like the job you've done with um sahuda and he goes yeah we're coming for volkanovski i was like well i well, I'm coming all over you. That's what I said I was like, you know, I like what you've done with Henry Cejudo cuz you know They work well and he leveled his game up and he's like, yeah, but we're coming for Volkanovski and I was like, well You're trying to compliment him and he was an asshole. Yeah, so that's why you said fuck it

I was like fuck you then yeah, and I was just kind of in the flow at the time after just you know Doing my thing. So yeah that was that was a great moment absolutely beautiful you broke that man yeah yeah it's like what do you call a law number 15 in the 48 laws of power crush your enemies totally because if you leave signs of life they'll come back for revenge so i still got my foot on his neck i still got my foot on this do you remember our first interview you said you were coming for Paolo Costa, and then you made that shit happen. That's right.

Yep, exactly. You said, I want him before the- Because this was after a fight, and people were talking shit like, oh, wait till the- Because he started saying he wanted to fight me, or he didn't know who I was, and I was like, I want that fight. Yeah. I think I'm seeing something happen with you that I've seen happen with a lot of dominant fighters.

Let's get to this. This is, I think, very important. I thought about this as well, probably. When you're so dominant, this happened to Floyd. When you're so dominant, it's actually natural when you watch to start looking for rounds for the opponent. Right? Like, I saw some reaction online and some people are like,

oh, I thought I had this many rounds for Wittek or whatever. Now I'm watching and I thought that he might have gotten one round. Yeah. Right? And I think I'm pretty objective with that kind of stuff. But I'm also like the greatest MMA journalist of all time. But I think what happens is when you're so dominant, I used to see this happen with Floyd all the time.

If anybody landed a shot on Floyd, it went crazy. Exactly. So it's almost hard for you to be objective. Facts. Are you at all concerned about that? That now people are going into fights going, okay, is he supposed to win? So if your opponent even lands, they're going to start counting those points

a little bit higher than they should. Yeah, definitely. I say my first rodeo, it's happened to me in kickboxing before as well. So there was a time when I fought Jamie Eads in the King in the Ring heavyweight final, in the final fight, right, The third fight of the night. And the first round, he landed a few leg kicks. And then I remember hearing his corner going, you got that round. I was like, the fuck?

You got what round? I peaced him up. But then he landed a few leg kicks. And I was kind of, you know, rest in peace. My homie just passed a week before. So I was kind of already like over. That was my third fight that night. I was kind of over it already.

And then I just picked myself up. So I didn't lose the round. I just was kind of like, meh. But this has also happened with guys like Anderson Silva. UFC 112 in Abu Dhabi. I love that fight. I watched that fight. But people didn't like that fight because they said it was boring. He didn't try. He didn't do what he normally does. It even happened UFC 97 against Talis Leydas with Anderson Silva. Same thing. Because he's so dominant and people really, they know what's coming, so they don't want to attack him.

And when someone lands something, like you said, it's that much more bigger because it's like, what the fuck, he actually touched him. But, yeah, I haven't watched the fight yet. I was meant to watch it last night, but I've just been busy with this whole media tour. But, yeah, you're right. I'm not concerned about it but i'm gonna watch the fight again and there's a few things that even jeff pointed out to me about um about how i approach fights with different opponents and how i feel about them what do you mean

like he's like jane goodall he's always followed me for like six years and just films me you called him django no you know like the world david adam or the way he watches animals or whatever yeah yeah um i see what you mean i get it now he's one of was racist that's all i can say that's my nigga though that's my nigga you know we're gonna get to that but uh but yeah say what you're saying so he was noticing certain things yeah um uh i can kind of it's objective certain times when i have um static with an opponent it brings out a different side of me yes i think you liked him too much i didn't like him too much you like that motherfucker i don't like him you you want to act like you don't but there was moments in that where i was just like oh he doesn't hate him yeah this time i didn't have that static like i did he's kind of likable yeah

he's a cool guy he's a cool guy he's a cool guy if you guys are in different weight divisions you probably root for him yeah definitely i did even when he was fighting for the middleweight title um against uh romero for the vacant title i was rooting for him because i wanted oceania to have a belt yeah have a champion yeah yeah and i even said that in the media day on the press conference i said like what he's done from tough nationals to the to the middleweight belt was amazing from our side of the world he was one of the first to do it so i was like yo we can do this i already knew we could do it but for him to do it i was like yo we you know we really was one of the first to do it. So I was like, yo, we can do this. I already knew we could do it, but for him to do it, I was like, yo, we really got one of us in a sense.

There was a moment where I was watching the first round and you were just super dominant in the first round. I was on. And there was a moment where I was like, don't take your fucking foot off the gas. Because there was a moment where you were just landing kicks, you were just chewing up that leg. Yeah.

And I was just like, oh, I hope that he doesn't just cruise. Yeah. Because when you hate a motherfucker, they go bald. Yeah. Right? You lose their hair. Violate them, truly. Yeah.

The worst way possible. Yeah. But after the first round, one thing I wish I had done was ask Eugene what dropped him. Because it felt like nothing to me. And I didn't even know what stance I was on because I know i'm not really like actively thinking um it's just muscle memory and instinct and i wish because the first time i fought him right straight left right yeah straight left but um i didn't know at the time and the first time i fought him we pretty much i called an audible i was in the in the cage and i just felt like you know what i'm gonna match this guy's

intensity and i did and i was just feeling myself, feeling my instincts. I wish I'd done that a bit more this fight. There was a time, maybe in the second round, I was like, man, I'm feeling better southpaw. But I was like, let's stick to the game plan like Eugene said. I wish I'd called an audible and just stuck more southpaw because I was fine. I was fine southpaw. He couldn't touch me. And yeah, that straight left was landing and I could have changed that up a bit.

And the kicks as well. That inside leg kick was nice. Exactly. But I wish I trusted my instinct more. But I was like, you know what? Last time we just, I had a great result last time when I followed my instinct.

So I wish I'd done that now. But I'm going to watch the fight again and really like soak it in. But right now I'm still just going off what I felt after the fight. Sorry, follow up to that. How do you tap into that when you don't have, you're not going to have the smoke for people. People are going to have the smoke for you. That's the fight so sorry follow up to that how do you tap into that when you don't have you're not gonna have the smoke for people people can have the smoke for

you that's the thing about being the champ exactly everybody looks at you there's kids you've never heard of looking at you like i'm gonna take that motherfucker out how do you find that spark the static like you said like this this is one thing i really enjoyed when i watched the last dance um and i took that personally yeah yeah yeah yeah even if nothing was said yeah this is one thing I really enjoyed when I watched The Last Dance. And I took that personally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even if nothing was said. Yeah. And this is one thing that happened.

I made that up personally. Yeah. Like, I've done that before in my head sometimes. I'll kind of like, everything's a story we're telling ourselves. What story are you telling yourself? Yeah. So each of my fights has a narrative. Like, example, the Costa fight, right?

The narrative in my head was like, fuck this cunt. He reminds me of all the fucking assholes that used to pick on me in high school. And he was like the quintessential jock. And the way he was acting

as well fitted the, fitted the, you know, the role. So I was just kind of like, fuck this guy. I'm going to take him out. I'm going to take him out.

And the first Whitaker fight, the way he was, you know, like he was getting real cheeky and smirky like that. He was like that cool, I remember at the press conference Whitaker fight, the way he was getting real cheeky and smirky like that. He was like that cool kid. I remember at the press conference before the fight, we were in Melbourne in his backyard.

And it was like that kid just talking shit and had his posse. The whole crowd kind of like, huh, hamming it up and all that kind of shit. And I was like, fuck these bitches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's too comfy. Exactly. Too comfy. This time he was quite humble.

Respectful. And just humble and respectful about, because I whooped his ass. Exactly. So he had nothing to say. So yeah, for me, it's something I have to go back and just look at within myself. And I think I have an idea of how to get it done. Yeah. Yeah, I don't want to give too much away.

I wonder if you're at the stage of your career where you have to start building up your opponents. I kind of do. I've done that already. I've done that with Jared. I've done that with Darren Till. I've done that with a few other guys just to kind of like, you know, show. Because they're dangerous dudes. But a lot of them, I feel like, like I said, I'm going to run to the same problem Silver ran into where it's like, you know, people are just going to be scared to go after you because they know what happens if they go after you.

You know? In the third, no, in the fourth round, I was like, we expected him to come crazy Cause even his coaches Apparently I haven't watched the fight But they were saying You're losing You need to like step it up So I don't know how the fuck He thought he won

If his coaches were saying You're losing this fight I didn't worry about that Yeah I guess when I was Now he and Vittori Sip the same wine Costa had That's why

Remember like You'd see this in boxing matches Sometimes you'd see it in MMA as well Like where you go to One of your potential Future opponents matches And you sit in a front row Yeah And I used to see that i'd be like oh they just really love boxing and then i started to realize no this is promo yeah this is building the stakes and i'm looking at

the ufc roster and usually does a great job of promoting fighters don't get me wrong and especially if there's a fighter like you and there's other guys like connor who know how to promote themselves so that's just pouring fucking gas on the flame facts but we're in a situation where you're by far the most famous and dominant person in the division. Yeah. So it's like, are you going to actually have to start building up the other guys in the division so that there's more anticipation when you fight them? I think so.

Because people kind of know now, even with this fight, same thing with the Vittori fight, people already know, like, okay, he already beat him before. Yeah. So he's going gonna do it again the Costa fight was crazy because like people

like I said he looks like that quintessential cunt you know what I mean the way he looks he looks like a Hollywood dude muscles and all that kind of stuff

so I'm like the skinny boy's gonna the skinny clow I love that you call yourself the skinny kid I am fucking 200 pounds 6'4

so crazy you're the dominant human being on 99% of the planet there's one big I love that you call yourself the skinny kid. I am. Fucking 200 pounds, 6'4". That's so crazy. I am skinny. You're the dominant human being on 99% of the planet. Yeah. There's one big juiced up Brazilian guy that makes you look skinny. Yeah. And I was like, I bet. Watch this.

And that's how I felt. That's how. So I feel like. You tapped into that childhood trauma. Yeah. Oh, no. I got the chips and the dip, man. Like, trust me.

I got the chips and the dips, man. And this is one thing I haven't even... Sometimes I've been called to the jungle in my time to go partake in plant medicines. But I'm like, you know what? What if I get there and I actualize what I'm trying to do and realize where my faults are and my childhood traumas and I unpack a lot of shit? What if I then lose that edge? It's kind of like if you guys have seen Avatar. Prince Zuko, when he finally became friends with Aang, he couldn't firebend anymore he's like what the fuck

i can't firebend and it's because he didn't have that drive he lost the fire yeah he lost the fire i agree with you i don't want to fix this shit yeah yeah so for me i'm kind of like no i like being petty no if this shit is the furnace yeah it's one of it's one of like no i think it's really stupid that you say it as a comic how can i possibly do that without anger and hatred for all who oppose me for a fighter it makes sense you gotta You're out there fighting for your life. You have to tap into that fucking primal thing. Exactly. That's like caveman shit we got to live.

Yep. So I see for you, that is a thing that I'm like, yo, that's for, I want you to be out of MMA quickly as my boo. I worry about your health. Thank you, babe. And then you do all that shit. And then we flourish as a couple. Exactly.

Yeah. Couple goals. Yo, you were the first one to boo about Kosh. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. He's trying to step on my... Everybody trying to jump on the bandwagon. I know, right?

I'm like, bro, relax. I'm taking it. Roll the tape. Roll the tape. People are looking at my eyes. Remember. How many raps you sat on? I got a slut.

Remember? This motherfucker be sitting on everybody. It was you. It was Alex Jones. It's traveling all the time. What am I supposed to do? That's true. You left him lonely.

I know. You have to get married, all that. I understand, though. I understand. We'll work Jones. It's traveling all the time. What am I supposed to do? I get lonely. I know. You have to get married, all that. I understand, though. We'll work through it after, you know,

easy. When you do all the lockdowns. Yeah. Do you ever wish you were in America so you could be a Marvel superhero? Ooh,

I wouldn't say. The thing is, see, I love my gym. That's the thing. I just love where I'm at. There's no way out ever, ever.

If I didn't have my gym, I'd definitely be in the States somewhere. But my gym is what keeps me grounded in New Zealand. And yeah, COVID kind of slowed things down. It didn't stop my stock, but slowed things down. Yeah. You know what I mean? But I wouldn't say I wish I was in America.

I just wish we could travel like we used to. And I kind of am now because we're stuck out of our country until, what is it, mid-March. On fire. Yeah. So I'm going to be out here. Then I'm going to go to the UK and do some work over there. And then I'm going to come back this way and do some stuff. And then, yeah, we'll see what happens. You're just in an interesting place because you know that if you lived in Los Angeles or Vegas,

that every action movie would ask you to be in it. Yeah. I've already got a few offers already, but we didn't have an O-1 visa. This is last year. This major marvel movie go offer to to jump in it speaking role fighting role really yeah but then i wouldn't have a o1 visa and i think to get it was uh it was delayed a little bit and for marvel to delay the shooting by even a day is like 160k oh yeah yeah so i'm just like fair enough but now we've got one just so we stay ready yeah yeah yeah i'm not gonna get crazy yeah where's tim tim's fight he's already it's done

it's done it's fired uh yeah sean yeah no it's just one of those things where like and i think you're making the right decision because you're you're leaning into the bread and butter and you're leaning into what you do great and yeah and the gym is what helps you do that and there's responsibility you have for other fighters, too. Exactly. My man, that's an important thing. So for me, it's not just about me. Like, they help me.

So when I go back, I have to help them for their fights. And I see them on your cards. Yeah. Like, that's not a coincidence. Nah, we make that happen. Exactly. I mean, rising tides lifts all the ships. Bro, 100%. But there is a part of you, and I've gone through this even in comedy,

is like, there's a part of you that goes, oh, the grass is greener over there. And you have to check that shit. Yeah. Because it might be more miserable over there. You might not get the training you need. You might be training with these hating motherfuckers that are actually videotaping you. Yep. Sending that shit around.

A lot of snitches. A lot of moles sometimes. And I've heard these stories as well. Like moles in certain gyms. And you have too many big names in the gym sometimes. Egos get involved. Chael Sonnen was giving it up to you, I think. He was like, that even earlier in your career, you said that you couldn't come help out training,

or maybe it was DC was giving it up. DC, yeah. And it was like, earlier in your career, you couldn't come train with him because Luke Rockhold worked out there, and you knew that you were going to fight him eventually, and it's like, this is before people knew. Before I was even in the UFC. No. Yeah, before I was in the UFC.

This was in 2015. So you're plotting the UFC domination. This was 2015. Even funny thing is, like, there's a picture I posted from the weigh-ins when there was UFC 192. DC fought Gustafson. Yep. And I was there. I was at the weigh-ins because Dan was fighting.

And after everyone cleared out, I looked around. And I was there. I was at the weigh-ins because Dan was fighting. And after everyone cleared out, I looked around and peeped. And I just went on the stage. And I was just like, on the scale. And I just pictured that moment. In the same Toyota Center. And the security was like, wait, get the fuck off the stage. And I jumped off the stage.

But then when I made that actual step in the same arena, it felt like just the way I saw it. Every time I'm at a Knicks game yeah i i i take a moment where i don't look at the floor yeah i turn around and i look at the people oh wow yeah and you're just like okay this is what it will be like just in case you get in the nba yeah exactly just in case i become like an actual basketball player yeah this is uh yeah your ability to kind of plan these things and execute them it's manifestation man i feel like it's a superpower and this is one thing i say about work yeah right of course you can't just you can't was a bisping said that

line to rocco lewis dream it believe it achieve it it doesn't work without the work you need to work you need to actually there's one thing even if you work without all that you can still get some places but then when you have that working as well it's it's honestly magic and i've done it some in so many levels of my life that it's like it gets scary it gets scary that i'm just like yeah how did i make this happen do you get do you ever get emotional when it comes to fruition yeah isn't that kind of crazy like Yeah, it does. I mean, there was even a moment on my YouTube channel, Freestyle Bender, check it out, at the weigh-in where my teammate Blood Diamond stepped on the scale. And I didn't realize that Jeff was filming.

He was over on this side. And I remember because I was sitting down, right? And we're backstage and there's a screen. It's just big. And he just stepped up there. And I just like, it just felt like it just, and I just, oh, oh man because we've just been through so much together and he's been through so much yeah and he didn't have the best result this weekend but for me same carlos didn't have the best result in his ufc debut but look at him this weekend yep you know what i mean so i know what

we're capable of i know as a team yeah so when i saw that moment i just it just i just got welled up and i was just like oh just so much love for my team man honestly yeah yeah you have the right perspective on it and it's very easy to get caught up in like selfish endeavors yeah you know i mean because you're gonna get thrown so many things this happens with bands all the time right it's like they split the fuck up and then they realize like oh fuck these components make me special these components make it wasn't just me a lot of people get it's hard for people to realize man you gotta understand it's ego like people think like you know i've seen it and so even in this game in my in my own personal way sometimes you get people who kind of like

what was that meek mill line never watch your your homies pockets and think you deserve it you know they think like oh you know i you know it should be me it should be me up and it's like that that that will eat you alive because i've had that when I was younger. I had that when I was younger. Um, one of my boys was working in the mines and long story short, I pretty much just kind of like started to feel a little way. Cause he was making like 2,500 a week and I started to feel a little way. And I was like, what does that do for me? Like, why am I feeling jealous about what he's doing with his life? It has nothing to do with me. So I had to look within myself and identify that monster. And when I did, I killed it.

Yeah. Yeah. It's just tricky, especially when it comes to what you do specifically. Because you can only be in the cage by yourself. Right? They can't be in there with you. That being said, all those things that they do to help you make you that much better. But it's so easy to get caught up in your own ego, especially if you're insecure.

You want to believe what everybody tells you. And you get all these deals and all these things that that's why i just i really admire you not leaving i appreciate that likewise rocking with when tim told me you're rolling with 12 people i'm like i got like i had a little smile to my face like i didn't get emotional but i was like i rolled deep oh for real i rolled well i saw you on the tour man you were like you want, the only thing I liked was the promo. The way you came through like a rock star. And I was like, yo, that's how you do it. Even this fight week, I kind of thought, you know, similar vibes. I was like,

man, I need to flex on these motherfuckers a little bit. Let them know. Let them know. I got it like that. Yes. I can handle this. I saw the bust down AP. I'm hanging out. I saw it shining. Presidential today. I'm might get another one after this flight okay let me just for fun just for fun it's a little boy you know come on of course this is light bro easy easy oh yeah but no i just think it's beautiful you got to take your people and a

lot of people don't realize that it's very easy to get caught up in that feeling where where you go well i'm the only one doing that like i'm the only person on stage i'm like no it's motherfuckers that make this happen. Facts. So, I mean, I remember when I pulled up to Rogan, I pulled up to Rogan with like eight people. And he's like, dude, it's COVID, bro. Like, I can't. And then the guys had to go shooting and shit like that.

But still, it's like, I don't go do Rogan by myself. Of course. The group gets us there. Bring the boys. Yeah. Right? So, everybody got to. I fucking love that.

Everyone has a role. And everyone on the team knows the importance of their role role if you will yeah yeah yeah and that's what that looks like a long sustained career i think ends up being is when you have those parts you look at the rolling stones yeah and these motherfuckers have all done interesting things in their lives individually but they still stay together and they rock that out um i thought what you did with rogan was so brave yeah that was so brave because that was like the alley you yeah but you could get the most criticism and i'll tell you this i don't know if you spoke cancel me there we go uh i don't know if you and rogan spoke but i

was talking to him about it and uh he said it made him tear up man made him i love that dude man and um you know rogan's a guy that for me look all right we know what's going on yeah you know like that's why i said fuck the noise because it's like if don't focus on what they want you to focus on focus on why they're doing what they're doing now do you know how much manpower it takes for someone to go through every single episode of the jre they probably had a whole team on that shit and just course. And just like find where he was saying the word. Find where he was using the N word. And just like, they would have had like 10 people on that shit.

Yeah. And hours of fucking footage. And it's like, why now? Why now? And I'm like, I'm not saying think like me. Just use your brain. So when that guy tried to ask, I saved Dana's ass, by the way. Because he was trying to set Dana up.

Yeah. And no, I didn't mean to. I was just like, this motherfucker. Because first off, it's off, I know Rogan. And his apology was, first of all, the thing he, what was the country singer's name that he talked about when he made that first video? Neil Young. Neil Young. And he's just like, I watched that.

Who's back on Spotify, by the way. Yeah. Didn't mind COVID missing. No, no, no. Kind of. It's like the certain songs that he doesn't have the exact rights to. Okay, okay. My bad.

When he made that video, I was kind of like, man, he handled that really nicely. He told his Neil Young story. And he wasn't even mad. And I'm like, that's how you handle that. And then when that video came out, I haven't watched the video because I don't give a fuck. Not that. Yeah, he was wrong. He shouldn't have said that.

And he said he was wrong. And he said, I'm sorry. I'm like, that was the most sincere, not like scripted Hollywood. My manager wrote this down for me to apologize. I'm like, what more do you want? And it's just this fucking culture of just like, no, we're going to hold you to your past. That's how many years ago. And he admitted like, yeah, I didn't think this was ever going to happen.

I was just paraphrasing and this and that. So for me, when I heard that, I was like, look, let me handle this. And I just said it how it is. Yeah, fuck the noise because we know what they do he's got the biggest platform right now yeah on earth yeah and he's not able to be controlled so the people the powers that be are like you know what let's what's next it's going to be something about a you know transgender this or they'll try and find that and then after that that doesn't work then they're going to go try and find something from his past where it's like oh you know back in 1990 you know i you know he and it's like yeah he made people eat cockroaches exactly how dare this guy i guess they will yeah no but like i mean

yeah it's a systematic way of trying to take power away from someone and yes people are starting to like pre that but you you get the most scrutiny for it because you're defending a white dude that's saying this word that no white dude should say. Yeah, but. And I'm just curious, like, did you get a lot of pushback? Did you find most people be supportive? No, I didn't really hear anything. For me, I speak my truth. Yeah.

I'm just like, you know what? He said sorry. Let it go. I know the guy. He's the nicest motherfucker in the game he's a cool dude on and off screen he's a cool motherfucker so yeah if they want i mean there's no pushback there's no nothing like i said i wish they would i'm not i'm not a saint i'm not a president i'm not nothing i can say whatever the fuck i want i fight people for money that's my

job don't take me seriously don't take me seriously like i'm some kind of candidate for whatever like just yeah speak my truth yeah you're um you're a free dude you know free freestyle vendor is an interesting name yeah because to me it's not like free like you don't have to pay for it but it's like it was meant to be on onlyFans. So see, the plan was, the plan was, yes. See, the plan was, I was like, you know what? Everything I'm doing on YouTube right now was meant to be on OnlyFans. And that was the plan. But then OnlyFans is banned in China.

It's banned in Dubai. UAE is banned in Nigeria. And I'm like, these are key markets for me. I need my content to get out there. I still post on there once in a while. I made it free now. Like, in the first month i made like 10k you know just off like a low subscription and i kind of put some stuff out there but then i just made it free because i'm not gonna like screw people out of this so then i put everything from there that i was gonna do

on youtube and and it's killing yeah we're doing well no no you're killing you're doing very well i just i just like it because the idea of freestyle, but I see you as a very liberated dude. And by liberated, I mean like you've created your own identity. Yes. My own character. Your own character. You're totally unique, which is rare. Yeah, but like there's certain people like throughout history,

especially kind of famous people, are usually tied to institutions, right? And like I always think of Mikeyson as being bigger than any other identity like mike tyson is mike tyson he's that's him exactly he's not black guy that's a boxer he's not guy from brooklyn he's not you know guy who trained under custom it's like mike tyson is this unique individual and he can have his own opinion charles barkley is another one like there are these certain these certain figures that are just these unique human beings. Snoop.

Snoop is another one. We're naming all black guys right now. Just trying to think, is there a white guy? Rogan. Rogan's another one. Another thing is as white, when you're living in a predominantly white place,

you don't have to, you're kind of looked at as what is quote unquote normal. So you don't have to like you're kind of looked at as what is quote unquote normal so you don't have to opt out of identity but there absolutely are those types like you know maybe kirk cobain like these kind of like rockstar types um and i just i just really admire that trajectory that you're going on because you are free to say what you want to say yeah as long as it's being authentic to you yeah and a lot of people are terrified of doing it because they're worried about losing out on opportunities. What was the one I had?

I want to say something that never really got out there. You retweeted something. Oh, it was a joke on Twitter. Shoot, you're shot. You said something about skin. Yeah, remember that? Okay, so there was something that happened behind the scenes. There was something that happened behind the scenes.

I can't remember the joke. You're so wild, man. Yeah, man. So he made a joke on Twitter, right? Sometimes I don't even tweet his shit back to him. I'll just text you. Yeah. Because I'll be like, I don't even know if I can't remember the joke. You're so wild, man. Yeah, man. So he made a joke on Twitter, right? Sometimes I don't even tweet his shit back to him. I just, I'll just text you. Yeah. Because I'll be like, I don't even know if I can retweet this.

And I'm the wild guy. No, but he made a joke, right? He made a joke about something. This is MMA fans and between MMA fans and school shooters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, MMA fans. What did I say? MMA fans.

Shooter shoot. Just shoot. I can't remember how it is. Find the tweet. Find the tweet. You put it on the thing. But yeah, anyway, I then got a call from Tim like, yo, you got to take that down. I'm like, I'm not taking that down.

Yeah. I was like, I'm not taking that down. I was like, no, because this and that, blah, blah, blah. I've got two companies in the mail. I was like, what did I say? I just retweeted Andrew's joke and I added a nice tagline. I thought it was funny as fuck. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Okay, you got it? MMA fans just talk about how they're a badass blue belt and they could be in the UFC right now. Blah, blah, blah. School shooters at least know how to dot, dot, dot. Shoot their shot. That's a good tagline. That's funny as fuck.

I thought it was a good tagline. And then there it is. Oh, yeah. And then behind the scenes, then I told Tim, I was just like, I'm not deleting this. I'm not. Because then, you know, they went. He's like, who's they? And I just went on this tangent.

Look at his next tweet. This ain't getting deleted. Facts. And people, you read the comments and stuff. I'm coming back when this is deleted. I'm like, fuck you. Because I'm sick of this shit. I'm sick of this whole culture of just like people trying to like, you made a that's not your people i'm like fuck people make jokes all the time yes it's

the intent yes i wasn't i'm not saying i'm not praising dylan ruth and saying you know bravo yeah something like that fucking um what's his name trevor martin or not trevor martin what's the guy's name zimmerman he's trying to sue his family or something yeah i'm not trying to praise those guys i just made a tagline that was funny yeah funny. And I don't care if I don't have that cloak of being a comedian. I'm like, I hit and miss sometimes, but I'm allowed to try. You know what I mean? And I've got some stuff I don't even tweet because I'm just like, you know, I'm going to put this in the chat.

Oh, I need to see your drafts. Oh, bro, I need to see your drafts. I'm just like, you know what? Put that on OnlyFans. I'm subscribed. Can you guys put him on stage for five minutes? That way he has full we gotta get you on stage

I'll just tell jokes I'll tell a funny story but fuck oh man cause you know we had Dan Dan oh Dan Hook that's right

yes fuck that was dope we had Dan singing Britney Spears I love seeing that bro honestly I love that because Dan is a homebody dude

he's a hermit so for me to see him out on stage wiling out with you guys I was just like I love that dude bro Dude he was great He got up there

He was singing He was dancing He was moving It's National Asco boy He's cool That's what I like about You told me He was like

That guy's American Psycho Yeah he is He's a fuck boy But I love him Listen Before we Cause we gotta go Talk to the god right now

We gotta talk to the god right now But before we go out of here i want to play a quick game of um let's go more games this is a quick game of uh you know smasher pass oh let's go okay but it's smasher pass with uh a passion of yours pause or fort fast oh android okay okay so this is smasher pass and the anime edition um mark going to bring them up, and then we're going to rifle through them, and you tell us it's Smash or Pass, okay? Smash. Android 18 DBZ.

Smash. Okay, next. Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on. Come on, Mark. Come on, Mark. Come on, Mark. All right. Ready?

And? That's Smash. Smash. Android 18. She's tight. Hit it. Oh, Boomer. Smash.

Respectfully. Hold on, hold on. Go back. Yeah, go back to Bo Smash. She's tight. Hit it. Oh, Buma. Oh, Smash. Respectfully. Hold on, hold on. Go back. Yeah, go back to Buma. She got the heavies. The heavies. The heavies is right, dude. Damn, a Vegeta coming for you.

That's that North Korean chick right here. But what's in her pants, though? What's in her pants? Is that a shadow? Say what? What's in her pants? Oh, does she have a piece, though? It's a shadow.

It's a shadow. It's a shadow. Oh, no. This ain't no they. This ain't no they. This is Buma. I don't know. Is he not?

Buma. Okay. This is Bulma. I don't know. Bulma. Bulma. Okay. Chi Chi. Respectfully passed. Wow. That's a pass. Oh, hells yes. Hells yes.

Fuck yes. Throw down for sure. Fuck yes. This goes super freak. 100%. She's ready to peg you right now. Look at those fingers. She's doing the brown right there.

She's going inside. Okay. Ino pig. Ino what? Oh, that's her. That's there. She's going inside. OK. Oh, Ino pig. Ino what? Oh, that's her. That's what Sakura calls her, Ino. Ino pig. But she's pretty, but her attitude is kind of like, makes her ugly.

Oh, wow. You thoughtful, bro. Hey, hey, hey. It's all about her pretty face. What is her attitude? What is her attitude? She's a bit snotty. She's one of these.

It's a white lady. Look at her. She's one of these. She's one of these. Look at her. She's one of these. She's like that. She's trying to get him canceled for that tweet. She looks like a character. Okay, next. Not, ah, pass.

Pass on Naruto? What? Nigga. One thing though. Okay, one thing is I would love to have The power To shadow clone Cause if you can shadow clone Let's just say Choo choo

You run a train with yourself Damn That's fire That's crazy I wouldn't mind That's the only time I'd ever run a train Yo

Okay okay next I'm still wild bruv Okay Oh Sakura She's strong i'd definitely like to get handled by her smash smash definitely smash okay next oh my god okay look at them dsls yeah this is a racist shit right here We gotta talk to the Japanese about this This is racist to multiple cultures Yeah Actually

Right? I can see that now The whole thing I'm so sorry I'm offended I'm so sorry You should be I'm so sorry

Everybody should Okay next Brock Little nerd Little nerd He's a little cute nerd He's a little cute nerd He's cute

Y'all were friends growing up He's a lover boy That's all I remember. He's too thirsty. He's way too thirsty. He's AC Slayer. Yeah. Pass.

Pass. Pass. Next. Hell yeah. What the fuck? Who's that? That's Freeza, yo. With the big tail.

Yeah, you got to smash. That looks pointy. Pass. All right. Goku. Respectfully pass, but I'll fight him. I love to fight Goku. Damn. You think you can take him?

100%. Winner takes the ass. Pass. Pass. I'm ready for that. I might not have that smoke, but I'll leave a mark or two. Okay, next. Who's that?

Zarbon. Zarbon. Okay, this is probably before or after my time. Next. I don't like that case. All right, this is probably Before or after my time Next Yeah I don't like that That can't be Last one Y'all are fucked up

Y'all are fucked up That's a That's a smash What That's a smash You already know Fast forward Fast forward

Freestyle Bender Check him on YouTube This is the goat right now You already know What the fuck it is Throwback This is us back in the day This is after I think your first how far we've come this is on that you see how far this is like November 2018 yeah yeah

how far we've come so this is almost four years ago press play real quick this is us talking about the future let's go like when we all grow together it's gonna be crazy in a few years where is he's the number one you know uh where is he's the number one ufc yeah you know that's just our guy i was just saying that alex right he's and then we got the number one podcast in a planet and all these other things are kind of happening it's like you often look at the rat pack you know you look at these guys sinatra and all these dudes they had their crew and it's like oh how'd, how'd that happen? It's like, it happened slowly. One guy popped, the other guy popped, and things

started to happen. Yo, we out here, bro. Charlotte, Duval, we gonna bring Izzy into the crew. You know what I mean? It's just we dope. Young guys with a dream. Young guys with a dream. What we do. Love you guys, man. Love you. I appreciate you.

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Now let's get back to the show. Guys, we almost made Kid Cudi kill himself. Oh, yeah. I feel a little bad. I actually do feel a little bit bad. No, you don't. No, you don't, bro. Guys, we almost made Kid Cudi kill himself. Oh, yeah. I feel a little bad. I actually do feel a little bit bad. No, you don't. No, you don't, bro.

No, you don't. But you should. You should. That is the right feeling. You vampire dog. That's what you do. You're saying I don't have feelings? No, no, no.

I'm saying you suck the life out of people. That's what you do. I almost sucked the life out of him, dude. He's a vampire. He was on Instagram, but why don't you think

I feel bad, Al? You don't feel bad. I don't feel bad. You still don't know who Kid Cudi is. I know who Kid Cudi is. Scott Mascutti. What did you say?

His name is Scott Mascutti. Scott Mascutti? Scott Mascutti. That's his name. It is? I don't even know his real name, bro. You don't know nothing, dog. You don't know nothing.

He was saying it as one word. He was capping for Cudi. I wasn't. He was saying it as one word. Yeah, you were on my side trying to make him kill himself. No, no, no, no, no, no. Al, Al, Al. Did you see what he posted?

He literally posted something on Instagram. You couldn't even comment on it. kill himself no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no It was a joke. We were joking around about him. He's a talented guy. I don't know his music. He makes incredible music. He has classics, right, Mark? Classics. He fucking sucks, dude. He burped. Whoa, dude, why are you saying that? That guy sucks.

Dude, that guy's suicidal. Why would you be saying that, dude? No, because I listen to Playboy Cartoon. He's so much better, dude. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Dude, where are you even getting this from? Where are you even getting this from, dude? I know, it's crazy.

I'm a vamp now. What do you mean you're a vamp? We're trying to talk about Scott Miscutty. It doesn't matter. He's the guy behind the vamp life. He's the guy behind Playboy Cardi. He's the guy behind Travis Scott. He burped him.

He burped him. Oh, shit. Where do you think Travis Scott got his name from? Wait, where? Scott Miscutty, Travis Scott. Wow. His parents named their last name after his first name? Dude, it's Spanish.

It's from Spain. His name is Scott Ramon Segura Mascotti. Eso, wait. Wait a minute. He's not even black? What are you talking about? Ramon Segura? He could be black.

He could be half black. Say again? He could be half black. Fuck you. He could be black, bro. He could be half black. Say again? He could be half black. Ugh. Fuck you. You're talking about a half black, half Spanish dude? Who the fuck wants to hang out with that? Yo, Cuddy's the goat, yo.

Cuddy's the shit. Yo, you gotta put some respect on Cuddy's name, all right? He's three quarter black, one quarter Mexican. Oh, fuck that, dude. Come on. He's Mexican? Yeah. Mexican? Orale!

I knew something was cool about that motherfucker, dude. Mexican oh fuck that people yeah but still the Mexican nests in him bro that's fire did so Mexicans are depressed why he's so emotionally fragile as a Mexican he's only one more than one quarter if that Mexican's gonna take over. Guys, we're coming back in. We had to do a quick edit. Dove said some crazy shit, but everything's good and we're coming back in. My point is we might have jumped

on Kid Cudi, you know, because you devised that game where we make fun of him and then juxtaposed it with Playboy Cardi and obviously, you know. Yeah, Mark, right? Yeah, Mark, too. Both of you. Two-headed snake. Wait, what? I was defending Cardi. In the studio, but not before the show.

Were you defending him? Before the show, that energy was completely different. Yeah, it was. And you were shitting all over Playboy Cardi before the show. You were. You were like pretending to play the organs. You're like, oh, look at Playboy Carti's song. That was your little act out that you guys did?

Pretty good act out. Yeah, that was actually pretty good. Walking around with a little cross and shit like that. Yeah. You and Playboy Carti are natural enemies. Because you are a cross bearer. Oh, shit. And he's a vampire.

And he's a vampire. Mortal enemies he's got. Mortal enemies. And that's why he smells like garlic all the time. She makes so much fucking sense, bro. This motherfucker's afraid of vanplite. You think vanplite's not coming for you, boy? Vanplite can't touch me.

Vanplite can't touch you? Uh-uh. Uh-huh, it will. I have the protection of God. Yeah, right. Jesus Christ, our savior. You just got foreskin, boy. That's the only protection you got, boy. And us vamps is coming for it. Yeah, we're going to tear off that foreskin, boy. That's the only protection you got, boy.

And us Vips is coming for it. Yeah, we're going to tear off that foreskin. Wait, what? What did you say? Yo, son. Ow. Yo, son, I was getting in. Nah.

You say what you were thinking. You were like, that's chitlins. Yo, come on. I was crazy. So fry that shit delicious Deep fry Forrest Gump Son

Come on You can't have calamari That ain't no calamari We take white people food Make it better All the time Oh That's a good ass point

That is a good ass point Okay All I'm trying to say is We went We saw that You know Scott Muscaddy His Instagram

He was feeling very sensitive yesterday and we didn't want that to be inspired by us bad okay and we know there's a lot of people out there that he saved their lives they were suicidal and listening to his music saved their lives that's good that's good save your life yeah all right let's can we get to the bottom of some serious shit because a lot of stuff is is happening right now okay julia fox is beefing with azalea banks oh yeah azalea Banks. Azalea Banks is taking no prisoners. Speaking of which, we never talked about this.

Oh, well. I'm going to send my goons at you, bro. I'm going to send my goons. Yo, what did you just throw up? What game did you just throw up? You want him to interpret? What was that? Yeah. Fine.

Oh, shit. What was that? Yeah. Fine. Oh, shit. What was that? Yo, my God. If you whisper closer into the mic, it's just like speaking. That is very true. Do you realize that? The guy whispered closer into the mic. Market.

I thought you'd hear it and they don't. That was an ASMR video? Dude. Okay. Cut it out the FOD. Cut it out the FOD. Cut it out the FOD. Let's go. You go.

What? The FOD. That's what we're doing right now. Cut it out the FOD. Cut it out the FOD. I called the podcast the FOD? Yeah. It's out of the FOD.

That's what you called it. All right. Fine. I called it that. Some of us make mistakes. Fucking jerks. Do you know what I mean? Look at you.

Who the fuck do you look like? Right now, the jokes are so inside from things that we've cut. I don't think anybody has a fucking clue what's going on. It's like a Bjork music video, bro. It's like eight levels. Did you just bring up Bjork? Yes. We were just talking about Bjork the other day. Who the shit is it?

That's fucking crazy, Mark. My point I was going to say is if your last name is Fox, you're objectively hot. Interesting. I don't think there's an unattractive Fox in the world.

Jamie. Fox. Megan. Fox. Julia. Fox. Michael J. Fox.

Rick Fox. Rick Fox. Rick Fox. Fine. Holy shit. Who else? Michael J. Fox. A bit of a stretch, though. No, Michael J. Fox. Rick Fox. Rick Fox. Holy shit. Who else? Michael J. Fox. A bit of a stretch, though.

No, Michael J. Fox was fine back in the day. No, he was cute, but he was never fine. He was like my height. No, motherfucker. You could be fine, son. You are fine. Hey, are you sure? You were fine, son.

I don't look like anybody you know? Now that you got your little haircut, you're fine. When you didn't have that little haircut? Yeah. Wait, you don't hurt? Rough. My comedy suddenly got worse. Yo, this guy's crazy.

What did I say? Vivica A. Fox. Oh my God. What else? I mean, that's kind of it. Do we just make our children named Fox? Terry?

Fox. Boom. Terry Fox is who? The Canadian runner. Oh, my God. I have a joint. Don't know who that is. Holy shit.

It's a guy? Yeah. Remember the statue from the trailer? I don't want to see if it's a girl. You haven't seen it? No. The 30 for 30 about the guy? No.

Terry Fox was this Canadian guy that ran across Canada and trying to raise money for cancer, and he is missing one leg, but he ended up not making all the way across because the cancer had spread throughout his body. He did it hopping? Literally. No, no. He had a prosthetic leg. He had the prosthetic leg.

But you still kind of got to hop a little bit. Yeah. I mean, a little. Yeah. It's more of like a bounce. Way more impressive if it was hopping. I mean, hopping would be crazy. If he did one leg the whole shit.

Like the Pixar lamp? No. Yeah. Dude, he didn't hop across the country. No, that's next level. That's a hero. I think they're both heroic. And he raised a bunch of money for cancer research.

They still do the marathon to this day. One's less heroic. It's not less heroic. This shit is just less time consuming. Hopping mad unentertaining. You're not going to watch this shit. Stumbling mad long. Yeah, and you can't really build momentum hopping. Well guess kangaroos yeah they have two legs and a tail i would imagine they could do with one your balance much easier with two legs bang yeah but there's got to be one kangaroo out there that has one leg i mean maybe can we google that get google pirates

of the kangaroo there's got to be a kangaroo with one leg that can still move around. 100%. Bro, kangaroos are fucking terrifying. Did you see the video of the guy that punches a kangaroo in the face? Mark, we've been with kangaroos, you and I together. No, those are wallabies. That's not true. We also went to kangaroos.

Oh, we did. We didn't talk to them, though. Yeah, because you were scared. That's not true. You were scared as fuck. I got close. No, you didn't. You were scared.

And we took a video. You were scared of emus, you did it. You were scared. You were scared of emus. You were scared of ostrich. And you were scared of kangaroo. Without the video. Don't talk about kid cutting like that, bro. Why are you talking about kid cutting? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What?

Emus? You said emos. Oh, that's good. Is that what he said? There you go. Don't put it on me. Don't put it on me. You just tried to put it on me right there.

No. We were done talking about kid cutting. Just saying. And you just tried to bring me back in. Because you want drama. You want beef. You want the ratings. You want the ratings?

Yeah. What is this? Is this Fox News CNN to you? Is this Fox News CNN to you? Is that what you want? You want beef and drama? Yeah. Okay, I'll give you some beef and drama.

Don't. Please don't. You want some fucking beef and drama? Yeah. Is that what you want? I do. I do. I do.

Do you want some fucking beef and drama? My theory is still true. Okay, what's your... I'll give you some beef with Julia Fox. Okay. Do you want some beef with Julia Fox? I want it your I'll give you some beef With the Julia Fox Okay Do you want some beef With Julia Fox I want it

I'm gonna give you the drama Let's go Azalea Banks alleges That the only reason Julia Fox was in Miami Was to do sex work Whoa Sex work

Whoa What do you guys think that is Facts But no do you think That that is people Paying to have sex with her Or she was on some Dominatrix shit

That could be both You could pay for Dominatrix That's what I believe Is that considered sex work or does sex work require intercourse? Ooh. I'll give the definition. That's a good question.

Nah, because OnlyFans is sex work. That's sex work, even though it's the opposite of having sex. You are not even allowed close to that pussy. You're being completely dominated, abused even. So technically, it's not sex work. You can look at that as therapy.

Oh, is that what Kanye was into? No. But don't the dudes get off? But if you get off on something, does it make it sex? No. What? I don't think it does. What if you get off on someone taking a shit on the table? Is that sex? Yeah. You just got lucky. If you

paid for that person to take a shit on a table and you come from it, yeah, it's not sex. You put your penis in a jet in a hot tub and then ejaculate in a hot tub. That's not sex. Or also if you let the jet

shoot up your asshole. That's just exploring your body as a 14-year-old in Florida. Yeah. That's got too real, bro. Wait, what? You would fuck the jets, dude? No.

No, that's how a lot of kids learn to masturbate. No, but the jets are... There's mad water coming out, bro. You can't fuck no jet direct how a lot of kids learn to masturbate no but the jets are is mad water coming out bro you can't fuck no jet direct his fucking forest kids like holy shit no way you just put it around the sides it's like filling up a water balloon yeah all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because i gotta tell you guys about the truth this is no bullshit.

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gonna lie to you i ain't gonna lie to you anyway let's get back to the show peace she alleged that it was sex work is why she was down there i I don't know if that's true, but I do know something interesting. When Julia Fox was beefing with Azalea Banks, right? Azalea Banks, Julia Fox then threatened to weaponize transphobia to take down Azalea Banks. How do you weaponize transphobia? Well, she's like, you were transphobic. You said transphobic things on our podcast. I'm going to release it.

And then everybody is going to cancel you, basically. And it's like, like well do you know Azalea Banks has been cancelled for about six seven years now don't nobody give a fuck about cancellation less than her but also you're just doing it not to protect trans people but to get revenge to weaponize and take down

now she does the pod with a trans woman and Azalea roasted her pretty good yeah wait what do you mean she said um she said, yeah, she said, you should trade. You should pawn that Birkin and work on that jawline. Jeez. Wait, into her face? No.

No. It's just on like Instagram. Yeah. On Instagram. Beefing. So Azalea was on Julia's podcast? I guess. And they cut out some trans stuff.

Or maybe they didn't even drop the episode or something like that. Again, I'm just like reading the tea that's on Instagram. Them going back and forth. Tell me more about the tea. I know about the tea, dude. This guy knows about tea. Yeah, dude. Yes.

I know all about tea. Give us more tea, dude. Yeah. We're thirsty. Yeah. Well, she called Julia. Azalea banks called julia fox's uh child a crack baby wow why is that funny oh my gosh dude chill that is a wild that's kind

of a lot dude that's your child then you got a fighter yeah you got a fighter you can't call my kid a crack baby we're not fighting i don't know if that's a diss on the kid it's really just all disrespect on the mother yeah but it's also the kid's fault that the kid is addicted to crack when it's is a crack baby and crack babies aren't known to be cute and that's not true yeah it doesn't i don't think that is the blackest you have ever been on this podcast i didn't say this time This guy's crazy You're playing with fire You're playing with fire

You guys started it Yo stop using the n-word Around me like that He's using the n-word a lot He is He is right What is the shelf life For Julia Fox

I think it's about over You think it's over I don't think this girl I think this girl Is not letting it go She's not letting it go Real housewives oh soon yeah instagram creates a whole new world now young for it anyway you can get instagram followers you can make a career out of it so there's hope for her and she's not

dumb she knows how to use this but like she's talking about writing a book anybody reading that fucking book yes they are they might read the book but i don't think the book is the play for her yeah i think she needs to be on a show on a franchise yeah and and i think that yeah it has to be like tv and in a situation where she can like create drama yeah and lean into the madness i think she stays in the limelight because right now she's already tied to drake tied to kanye and most rappers just like hooking up with women that other rappers have been with. So I'm pretty sure she's going to either get with Future or one of these guys who are also just want to be in the scene and she's

going to stay relevant. She's going to have an Amber Rose run where it just happened from do to do. Where's Amber now though? Eventually it'll die out but she's going to have this run is just starting. Yeah, you're right. That makes sense. So who got the best of who?

Did Kanye or did Julia Fox win? I think Julia Fox won. Julia came up more because she had much further to climb. Kanye didn't come up, but it was like a good thing, you know, where he could use for attention. Yeah, I gave him a few weeks. But for Kanye, he's always relevant. Julia Fox wasn't relevant.

Now she is. I'm curious. I'm curious to talk to Julia Fox. She came out. She was just like, yo, I'm a hustler or something like that. And I was like, so is this all by design? Like, break this down for me. I would like to talk to her.

We should get Julia Fox on a podcast. Yeah. I would love it. Yeah. That should be interesting. Al, you seem a little excited about that. Yeah, I'm just saying. I think she would give us really good discourse.

Yo, Al loves the violin, bro. You did mention that. Yeah. Why? That's her tattoo, right tattoo right she got the violin on her back damn you know her tattoos bro you looking hard bro she got the famous tattoo i wouldn't objectify her like that jesus she put the tattoo i didn't put it on i didn't see it that's true she's showing off the tattoo yeah there's nothing wrong with you noticing it yeah you're doing what she's asking yeah it's cool yeah al i didn't even notice also speaking of which I googled

apparently there's no such thing as a crack baby so maybe that's not insulting oh interesting according to drugpolicy.org the myth of crack baby persisted for decades but studies have consistently

concluded prenatal exposure to crack cocaine doesn't have effect on long-term development what about heroin what about heroin why would you publish that study yeah don't publish

apparently cocaine is worse for you than crack but what about heroin can you look up heroin because sometimes kids are born addicted to heroin yeah that's that's true yeah i just don't understand why you'd be like hey guys hey smoke all the crack you want it's not gonna affect the baby yeah i don't think that's a study you don't need to go publish let the myth continue sometimes myths are good yeah sometimes myths keep the people in line yeah it's like santa claus for you know what I mean? This is what keeps you behaved.

100%. COVID and Max Bandits. The lump of coal is a crack baby. COVID. Yeah. COVID. Al's calling COVID a myth. Mask mandates. Now you're skeptical, are you? He's been skeptical. Yeah, I know. Black guy saying he got the vaccine, ever.

You're the only cuck vaxxed in here, bro. No, no, no. There's two cucks. I'm sorry. Two of you. There's two cucks. No boosters in this bitch.

Oh, you're cucked. You're cucked. Yeah, we're all vaxxed. Miles got the booster. Yeah, Miles got the booster. Wow. I'm a cuck. Nah, that makes sense for Miles.

That's on brand. Yeah, it is. Should we pay for a session with Julia Fox or Miles? Should we pay for a session? session with julia fox or miles should we pay for a session like one dominatrix session would that be something you're into yeah for the content for the pod for the content yeah just for the pod one dominatrix session on it may be charged by the hour i'm not exactly sure what it is and she won't make that i won't make that he's lasting like seven you think he gonna bust? We'll prorate that hour. Now who do you think taps out first? Do you think it's you or do you think you start telling her useless facts and then she's

like I'm fucking out. She probably gives up first. Cause I got facts. You know where cashmere comes from. Whips were actually invented by the Egyptians. Gonna open up the back of his watch, show him the insides. Oh fuck. Oh fuck.

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Whips were actually invented by the Egyptians Gonna open up the back of his watch

Show the insides Honestly I would I would pay for that I would pay for that You do a session a dominatrix session with Julia Fox We'll get her on a podcast You do the dominatrix session you just let her go at it And that's it

Yeah I'm in I'm in let's get her on the pod And you're down Okay She can just have her way with your body Go at it. And that's it. Yeah, I'm in. I'm in. Let's get her on the pod. Would you? And you're down. Yeah. Okay. And you don't have your way. She can just have her way with your body. With your body. Do whatever the fuck she wants with it.

Squeeze your tits. Yeah. Give you another booster. Maybe. Yo, fill you with fucking boosters, dude. Real talk. It's going to happen. She can boost me, dog.

She can boost me. Whoa. Okay, Mark, what else do we got, man? Do you want to share your thoughts about the Olympics? Yes, I would. Okay. I would like to share my thoughts about the Olympics. Finally, it's come out.

We were right. About? About this little charlatan. She's a bit of a charlatan. She's a bit of a charlatan. This girl, Eileen Gu, coming out talking about, oh my God, I just feel strongly, a strong connection to my heritage, my Chinese heritage. Comes out,

she's going to make $42 million. $42 million, bro. Representing China in advertising and all that other shit. Which is exactly what we said. Yo, keep it a buck. If you just kept it a buck, you're like, yo, I can make way more money with China than I can with the United States of America. Then it's on us to find a way to match that bread. Then it's on us to be like, yo, Nike, get involved over here.

Let's put some money onto this girl so that she doesn't have to go support another country. But no, she tried to wrap it up into this. My heritage. Shut the fuck up about the heritage. You're not trying to hear that shit. You're lying, bro. What is she going to say, though? How is she going to be like, I'm greedy.

Where the fuck do you think I learned it from? Here in America, I'd be like, all right Where the fuck you think I learned it from? Here in America I'd be like alright That's on us We made you that greedy Yeah I just don't know How you can come out

And be like yo I'm greedy I feel like that's a bad look Are you still capping For this girl? I'm just saying This guy's crazy This is the same thing I'm like everyone would do it

41 mil Everyone would do it You driving a tank You driving a tank right now We in 10mm square Whatever that shit is we intend him in square we intend him in square we're in temenem square we're in temenem square and you were driving the tank right now yeah okay you need to chill the fuck out dude wait why you're

being too pro china okay okay this is an american podcast we're american heroes okay okay so we cannot support china buying up all our fucking athletes we raised that girl train that girl train that girl that girl what did you do what the fuck do you think i did to raise her i don't know i don't know you don't think guy code was on guiding that girl's life at a young age you don't think she was watching guy code and girl code you know what i mean i was raising that a little twat seven seconds at a time okay saying my hot takes shave your pubes four different seasons to shave your pubes yeah okay okay i did a lot okay Okay. All right, pay me. And how did she repay me personally? Yeah. She went to go be in the Olympics with the CCP.

Okay. Okay? The fuck is going on, Al? All right, fair point. That's all I'm trying to say. No, she just needs to be honest. Fuck that bullshit. I'm getting paid.

Yeah. That's it. I'm making more than LeBron this year. What you really going to do? Yeah, that's too much. I'm for sale, yo. Say. I'm making more than LeBron this year. What you really gonna do? I'm for sale, yo. Say you're for sale. Hey, everybody here for sale. Don't act like you're not. Everybody got a number. Yeah. Yeah.

Motherfucker. Wish he was a vampire. Yeah. Bitch over there trying to be pale. No fang having ass, bitch. I was just trying to reenact your bomb. It's a crazy tactic. It's a crazy tactic. Find Ock Ock's lowest moment

and then just get back to him. Epic bomb, dude. Epic bomb. Ain't that funny? The worst part is, isn't it funny? Oh, my God. Oh, boy.

No, but new hot guys with a haircut would never say that joke. That was... I call them oppo. I call them oppo. I call them oppo. Yeah. Oh, that's all good, don't it? Yeah.

Also, you might have to apologize to Shakara Richardson. Yo, honestly, I might have to. Because there's a 15-year-old Russian woman. A girl. ROC woman. Oh, that's right. Russian Olympic Committee. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because they can't represent Russia because they cheat so much. Yeah. Okay. She clearly is using some sort of performance-enhancing drugs. Yeah, that's what they concluded. Okay. And they're still allowing her to compete. She just can't medal.

But here's the thing, Mark. What is it? If she does medal, they won't have a medal ceremony. At all? Meaning if she does come in one of the first three places, they just don't have a medal ceremony at all. Why is she there, yo? Getting in the way. Yeah, you getting in the way of somebody.

Fourth place could be third place, bitch. That's crazy. Now she's 15 years old. We can't call her that. Where's she from? Russia. Hey, we finna go to war, bitch. What you want, yo?

Stay out of the Ukraine, bitch. It is Wednesday. Son. Are we at war yet? I didn't get an update. We didn't get updates? No, the army didn't text me or anything. Miles.

Come on, bro. Come on, Miles. Here's your opportunity. Jeez. Are we at war? We're not at war. Dang. I wore my fatigues and everything, bro.

I was ready. Yeah, you were ready. You were ready. Ready to enlist for China, probably. No, I'm not going to enlist for China. I'm going to fight for Ukraine. Go try to fucking marry Eileen Gu. Yo, yo, yo.

No, no, no. I'm not pro-China. Chill the fuck out, dude. No, no, no. Chill'm not pro-channel. Chris, fuck out, dude. No, no, no. Chill the fuck out. That was crazy what you just did. Second time you missed a dab, bro. I know.

It was killing Mark on Reddit, dog. Shit. Okay. He's speaking to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. What else we got, Marquito? Guys, the infamous tour.

Big fucking news. Toronto, we coming. It's going down. I knew that shit wasn't going to get canceled. I knew them truckers was going to pull through. I knew the rest of the people in Ontario was going to pull through. Yeah, I said Ottawa wasn't in Ontario before. Well, so what?

Yeah, now it is. Now, not because of the truckers, Mark. The truckers made it go back there. Stop. Whatever, dude. I'll exhale through my teeth you ain't gonna stop me all i'm trying to say is we coming up meridian hall toronto i think the show is already sold out maybe there might be a couple seats i don't know but we will see you guys there the original dates will be honored can't fucking wait we are coming for that ass okay justin trudeau we are coming for

that ass also uh the infamous store go to? We are coming for that ass. Also, the Infamous Store, go to theandrewschultz.com. Tickets for the rest of the cities. We're going to be out there. We're coming to New Orleans, Alabama, Cleveland,

Pittsburgh, New York City. We added that second show. Go get them tickets right now. Atlantic City, I think, might already be sold out. We love you. We appreciate you.

Akash Singh, what else you got, baby? Yo, I'm coming through. Yo, hey, you know the funny thing about getting on Joe Rogan's podcast? What's that? And having a special hit a million views? What's that? Yo, sometimes you got to sell out shows.

You got to move them, bitches, because there's too many tickets. Oh, shit. So Vancouver, we wanted to do March 11th, but we sold out the first show so fast. We wanted to add a second one, but there was no space at the venue. So the Toronto show is moving from March 11th to July 1st. Canada Day. I'm coming through. Wow.

I'm going to run for prime minister. Jagmeet Singh, sorry, bruh. It's a new Indian in town who's a little less cookish. Anyway, other dates. This week, I'm in Los Angeles. The 20th, I'm going to be in Oxnard, California. 23rd, Irvine, California. 24th, Ontario, California.

25th, L.A., Dynasty Typewriter Theater. March 18th through 20th, I'm going to be in San Antonio at LOL Comedy Club. April 8th and 9th, Tampa Improv. Also, some of you have been hitting me up. Vulcan Gas Company in Austin has been moved, I believe, June 8th and 9th. I'll double check. But that's not my fault. That's the dumbass Vulcan fault for double booking us.

Either way, that shit is going to be fire. Bring that ass through. Now let's get back to the show. Talk to me. What do you think about your favorite Indian prime minister freezing the bank accounts of anyone that's involved? Yeah, involved in the protests. What are your thoughts?

Yo, I got a problem with this guy, yo. Talk to me about it. Yo, this is getting tyrannical. It's a little bit. It's borderline tyranny in Canada. I don't like this guy, Trudeau. Get out of here, brown face. Get out of here.

You're allowed to say that. Yeah, you're allowed to say that. Do you think that he acts this way because Fidel Castro came and his mom and made him? Is that a fact? Well, we know that Fidel Castro took his mom on a nice little trip. Whoa. And so did the Rolling Stones, apparently. Whoa.

Oh, his mom was a joint. Mom was a wild girl. But his dad was a wild boy, too. Here's a side-by-side. What do you think? I think that there are some similarities. Yo, that's crazy. I think there's some similarities.

That's why he's acting like this. But he don't got the charm of Castro. Castro had charisma. This guy don't got that. I'm assuming Castro had charisma, to be honest. He must have had charisma. That's like Chloe O'Neill right there. You look at the pic, you're like,

I can see it. Mark, what do you think we should do about this? About the truckers' protest? About the fact that they're freezing bank accounts in Canada. I was looking into it. see it mark what do you think we should do about this about the truckers protest now about the fact that they're uh freezing bank accounts in canada i was looking into apparently that's not like uncommon like like they can do that but they're going crypto and shit like that like they're really it's everything now right i think it's just built into the canadian constitution though like it's like under the orders that he put out or something and like they're able to use it

to like freeze terrorist funds if something is deemed terrorist activity. Once they deem a terrorist activity. Yeah. But that's where the miscarriage of justice is happening, Mark. Yeah. This is not terrorism. We know terrorism.

We in the United States of America know terrorism. Yeah. Terrorism. Terrorism. Terrorism. We know terrorism. These are freedom fighters yes these people oh shit this is fire drove their trucks drove them to the capital of canada toronto toronto yeah sure is not the capital, Mark. But I mean. It should be.

Yeah. But it isn't. Is it Ottawa? Sorry, keep going, keep going. It is Ottawa. Thank God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The great city within Ontario, which is a province.

Which we learned recently. We learned that recently. They do not have states up there. That's true. There are many provinces. Mm-hmm. They drove those trucks up there. Mm-hmm.

To fight for freedom for all of us. This is not a movement in Canada. This is not a movement in North America. This is a global movement. Freedom! Freedom is what they're fighting for. Freedom! Freedom!

Is what they are going to deliver. Freedom! Freedom! You got another 30 seconds, so keep going. Freedom! Freedom! Stretch, stretch, stretch. I have a dream.

Someone else already did that. Someone already did that going. Freedom! Freedom. Stretch, stretch, stretch. I have a dream. Someone else already did that. Someone already did that. That white kids and more white kids in Ottawa will grow up without having to wear masks. I have a dream. This is the modern dream. I have a dream today. Okay, 20 seconds. That white adults

that get excited about a pond freezing over will one day be free to travel across borders whether they're vaccinated or not on their trucks free at last

thank god almighty I'll play it back keep going we're free at last. Salute. What else we got? I mean, can you clear up the Moderna CEO thing? Because you're pretty good with pharmaceutical insider trading stuff. So the headline was,

Moderna CEO dumps 1.5 million shares of Moderna, steps down, et cetera, et cetera. That's what the headline was. I don't think it was the CEO that dumped the, it was one of the co-founders that dumped the big amount. And I think the CEO has been selling thousands of shares, but I think they kind of do that. And I think what this is, and this is, none of this is actually confirmed and it should be able to confirm because I think all sales are public record, especially if you're part of the company. But here's the thing. We know it's over.

So if you're a pharmaceutical company and you are making crazy bread, you know that your stock is going to go down. Not to mention, it looks like the stock market is kind of ready to take a little dip. Oh, fucking time, bro. Right? Let's get in. Yeah. a little dip excuse fucking time bro right let's get in yeah so um i think i think again none of this is completely confirmed or maybe it has been since but um i'm not surprised that this is happening i'm not surprised this is happening yo yo yo should you be allowed to sell your shares

if you are the ceo while you are the ceo you just have to hold on them shits until you quit right well that's an interesting one i think you did step down uh that would make sense you quit you cash out but anybody else involved in the company after a certain level even maybe if you're a lower level employee you shouldn't be allowed to sell your shares until you quit now do you think he's looking at this and being like y'all are criticizing me i saved your grandparents you fucking loser like i saved y'all like you think that these guys have a god complex right now they're like hold on i saved millions of people they upset it like a little billion dollars that i came off yeah are you kidding you should have paid me 30 billion for your whole family being alive how much would you pay for your grandma yeah probably right so i think in his mind

he's like of course i could sell my stock i just saved the're looking like, oh, you're trying to get over on us. No, but he might be right. We're not even grateful. He might be right. He might have a point. He does have a point, low key. My man saved the world. I understand that these vaccines don't work.

Yes. And they probably cause tons of illnesses. Allegedly. Allegedly. Don't take us off Spotify. But in all seriousness. It allowed us to go back outside. Just the peace of mind of having a vaccine, whether real or not or whatever, it allows

us to say, hey, let's open up the world again. So they're seeing themselves as heroes. They're like, of course, I'm going to sell my stock. I deserve it. I worked hard. I saved the world. I worked hard. I created this placebo vaccine, opened up the whole world.

100%. Yeah. 100%. So I understand where that's coming from. Yeah. And I'll be honest with you. I do empathize with him. No, I think honest with you. I do empathize with him. No, I think you're right.

I do empathize with him a little bit. He should be able to. If he wants to step down, he's like, okay, I got us through the fucking COVID. It's over. You don't really need me no more. I got us through. I saved all these fucking people. I had the most fire vaccine.

The only vaccine that didn't have any criticism. Yeah, that was actually the only vaccine that worked. Johnson criticized. Pfizer criticized. Moderna. Moderna killing it actually the only vaccine that worked. Johnson criticized. Pfizer criticized. Moderna. Moderna killing it. Killing it. Strong.

So can he not get breaded up real quick? Who is actually mad? Who's actually who? Mad at him. Me before we started talking about this. Because I'm just saying like.

Sometimes I argue with me, Al. Gotcha, gotcha. Sometimes I have an opinion so I start talking about it and then I flip on that shit. Gotcha. And I'm angry that I thought that shit before Fuck old me Fuck you

Not old you Dumbass Fuck me dude Stupid idiot What about shitty you Should we talk about that Before the haircut Before the haircut you look fucking familiar

dude before the haircut we got to talk about you before the haircut man you don't glowed up my boy thanks dog you don't glowed up thanks um mark what are your thoughts on it well it was like conspiracy and right-wing twitter was being like oh this is about to be the disclosure like he's getting out before the whole thing tanks because we're gonna find out the vaccine's giving people aids and shit oh wow oh wow which is still on the table it could happen i got that one you got the hiv no i got the moderna one oh yeah yeah yeah you might have it though yeah yeah you might have yeah but who cares if you get aids aids curable now that's a good point not curable livable no no they came out with some new shit they got somebody been completely cured of AIDS recently.

You can be cured of AIDS? Now you can. How's that not even news? We worried about COVID now. COVID's the new AIDS. It didn't even hit the timeline? COVID is AIDS now. AIDS old news.

AIDS like malaria now. That shit, we don't got time for it. God damn. Magic is just like, y'all just now finding out about this shit, bro? New York Times put out the headline, a woman is cured of HIV using novel treatment. Wow.

Yeah. So if you have HIV or you know someone has HIV, pipe it up. Okay, keep going, though. It seems like... People are going to be out here fucking. It's basically that thing that you were saying. It's like their stock price was the biggest

in August 2021 and has slowly gone down down since so they're looking at it being like oh we have all these shares they the dude has like 3.4 billion in shares and so basically he's like cooperating with like securities and trade commission being like oh i can sell this amount in this period of time and he's been selling off since like you know june of 2020 yeah so he knew if i want to in, I want to make all the money. I got to do it in this time period. I can't do it all at once

or that's going to tank the stock. So I have to look out for the company and the people who are investing in it. But I want to make some money off the fact that I saved millions of people. That's probably how he's thinking. This guy's a hero. And this is the highest it's going to be probably ever.

He's like a Canadian trucker. This guy's a hero, bro. He is a Canadian trucker. He's the Canadian trucker of America. Why are we clapping for them? Of American CEOs. Remember we was clapping for these nurses doing TikToks all fucking day while people died in the goddamn hockstable? The hockstable?

Yeah, they were all in the hockstable, bro. Honestly, even the hockstable. Like, for real, why don't we clap for them truckers, dude? Facts. I'm going to clap for you right now, fuckers. Yeah. Saved you a lot of money. Saved what? Saved you a lot of money. Saved you a lot of money.

Because of the shows in Toronto that are on? Yeah. Hell yeah. Thank you, truckers. You know what I mean? You got to bread them up a little. Fine. I have one ticket.

I'm giving away one ticket to a trucker. You got to invite all the truckers to the show. I got it. That'd be fire. That would be. Yeah. Say it. I got it.

I say it. I would. That would be. You. Yeah, say it. Say it. I got it. No, say it. I would. That would be. No, I do. No, I vibe. All of them. Two truckers.

You're more than welcome at the show. What kind of truck? Say again? What kind of truck? Tonka. They have to have a Tonka truck. They have to have a Tonka truck. Okay.

No, they absolutely have to have an 18-wheeler. Oh, yeah. You can't come here with a little nine-wheeler. Yeah, we don't want no van. Yeah, fuck out of here. With your van. Oh, you're your Mercedes Metris. Uh-uh.

Go drive Via. Optimus Prime. Yeah, bro. That's what I need to see. Hell yeah. Pull up, man. We got you. Two tickets.

Four tickets. Whoa. Four tickets. One per show. We're going to give away four tickets total. One per show. One per show. Four tickets. Okay. Four tickets. I got four tickets. Do I hear eight tickets? Eight tickets. One per show. We're going to give away four tickets total. One per show. One per show. Four tickets.

Okay. Four tickets. I got four tickets. Do I hear eight tickets? Eight tickets. Do I hear eight tickets? Eight tickets. Fine.

We're giving away eight tickets. Wow. Eight tickets total. That's it. Keep moving. Mark, how many people you got on your list? How many people you got on your list? Can we add some people today?

I know a handful of truckers, bro. I know a handful of truckers, bro. You better keep moving on, my buddy. Okay. Can we talk about- Invite the one-legged guy, bro. I know a handful of truckers, bro. You better keep moving on, my buddy. Okay. Can we talk about... Invite the one-legged guy, too. Terry Fox. Yeah.

He passed away. The one that died. I mean, just have an empty jam for him, out of respect. In memoriam. That would be fine. Two Canadian heroes. Boom. Nine.

100%. Nine tickets. Let's go. We'll do one for that. We'll run it up. One for that. Absolutely. Okay.

Go. Yo, do you know anything about hillary clinton hacking donald trump isn't that crazy this bitch hacked him up isn't that crazy barely even made the news the whole russia hoax hillary clinton paid for that to happen so the whole russia trump connection was her conjuring up some shit hire a company to do it what a dirty bitch yo she is a dirty bitch dirt foot horse on my car who would call her that yo yo how you lose are you a dirty bitch and a loser bitch yeah yeah how you do both wait what's the full story mark

and his story sounds a little off strongest opinions got mad quiet they said huh you're asking us for news al no i'm just what's the story sounds a little off one of the strongest opinions got mad quiet they said huh you asking us for news Al I'm just what's the full story he hired a spy agency well no a guy who used to be a British spy and basically hired him to make some connections between like Russia

and Trump force the connections right even if they're not there just make them just start making that shit a thing. And then that ended up being the dossier. Sure. Like the Russia-Trump dossier, I believe it was. And that same company she also hired

to help her win the primary. And yeah, so this was all done as like a hit piece to make Trump look bad so that she could win the election. She sucks, dude. Now, here's the devil's advocate here. This is like, is this what every candidate does? Like, does every candidate hire a company

to look at the worst possible thing that their opposition does and then make them look bad? And is this any different from things that Trump has also done? This was a little different because it ended up being like a congressional investigation, right? It took millions and millions of dollars and time from our lives like but if it's just shitting on somebody during election time i'm like i don't

know how bad this is the fact that it came into his presidency and he was defending it for years and it cost taxpayers millions of dollars like for that alone i wonder if there's some sort of um punishment first of all didn't is that where the rumor came from that he was getting pissed on by russian prostitutes or some shit like that if i'm trump i'm beating her up it's on site dog yeah you can't start rumors i'm getting peed on and i'm married i'm gonna beat your ass if i see you i still kind of believe that yeah that shit kind of helped him look yeah i kind of really yeah i think he's getting peed on once i find out i was getting peed on by julia fox i'm gonna like him way more yeah once that comes out officially you're never gonna be a good friend to him stop pretending

there's some fucking finish line to you being a good friend i'm tired of fucking moving the goalposts all the time what's it take for you to be nice to your best friend but i will say this i think this is one of those things where there you don't know what the line is, but when you know when someone has crossed it, like dirty politics games, this crossed the line. It is,

first of all, you claim that side, misinformation, misinformation. That's how you lost the election. And you created misinformation. you were the one misinforming. Wow.

And you lost, you loser bitch. Yes. How are you such a loser bitch? Well, she kind of won. She kind of won, right? Wait, did she? I mean, she got like more votes. But that's not the game. Shut the fuck up. The game ain't more votes. I'll slap you like the Hillary. bitch yes how are you such a loser she kind of won she kind of won right wait did she i mean she

got like more votes so where's that's not the game shut the fuck up game ain't more votes slap you like hillary's fuck out of here bro no i hate that when people bring that up the game ain't more votes bro yeah and it's a fucked game but that's what it is yeah it should be though now we're canada why because like trudeau only got like 30 of the votes or whatever but like you voted for the party so he got well at least in america it's not did you think about like that did your little political science degree from rollins college yeah whatever did it help you calculate that yeah i'm so indian the first time someone told me poli sci i thought it was more than one science i'm a poli sci major i was like what like chemistry biology like polytheism yeah he looked like i was a fucking retard dude i just put together

what you were saying probably like multiple yeah i was like i had no fucking clue i thought you were the smartest motherfucker like turns out you're just lazy yeah you're just fucking lazy philosopher of politics get the fuck out of here political science like what's scientific I thought you were the smartest motherfucker. Turns out you're just lazy. Yeah, you're just fucking lazy. You're a philosopher of politics. Get the fuck out of here. Political science. Like, what's scientific about it? There ain't no science about it. What's the science about politics?

Can anybody break that down? Somebody wins, somebody loses. You lie a lot. There you go. Politics. Politics is the opposite of science. There's no truth in politics. It's all feelings, yeah.

It's all feelings. It's lies. It's misinformation. We should take it away. Yeah. It's not a major politics. It's all feelings. It's lies. It's misinformation. We should take it away. It's not a major anymore? It's political theater. Say it again with your chest. You're a theater major.

You're a political... Wow, dude. Sorry. 129? Akash said... Again. Okay. All right. Well, one last thing. It's always so much. One twenty, twenty nine? Akash said **** again. Okay. Alright.

Well, one last thing. Can we just give a shout out to Reddit for just pointing out this? Bunch of fucking Oh, that was brilliant. This is so good.

This is brilliant. Oh my God. We got a shout out to Reddit though because this is hilarious. This is great, dude. Reddit came correct, bro. I ain't gonna lie.

Reddit kills, man. Reddit came correct last week, yo. Yo, shouts to the reddit memes wrong point shouts to the reddit community man y'all be killing it man even when you make fun of us y'all be killing it y'all really do yeah we got love we got love for you man what al fuck you fucking jerk off yo you fucking jerk listen that's been another episode of flagrant 2 uh it was great having the legend stylebender in the motherfucking building goddamn goat um we out here we will see you guys on Patreon Friday, patreon.com slash flagrant to, uh, peace, love,

happiness. Anything else from y'all? No, no. God bless. That's it. Thanks.