Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Taking a Knee IS Respectful | Patreon Sample

Episode Date: June 5, 2020

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What up, people? Shultzy here, and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing, completely uncensored, flagrant content, you go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. You know how we put our hand on our heart for the national anthem? That's what we do. We stand and put our hand on our heart for the national anthem that's what we do we stand and put our hand on the heart i don't know why that's considered more respectful or less respect nobody made that decision right we just all decided that if you stand for something it

means take your hat off all these things have become tied in with respect take your hat off right like are the things that we actually sit okay you know when like um you know in certain cultures you bow when authority is in the room right yeah when like you show respect yeah right yeah and then like when you go see a king in medieval times you kneel you kneel right so it's like what is respectful and what is disrespectful is completely dependent on what we decide and it's not even cultural. You could say, oh, the bowing summation thing. But kneeling in, what is it? What is it called? Like medieval times and that kind of shit.

Not even medieval times. Now, if you get fucking knighted, you kneel, right? So kneeling is not this sign of disrespect. When you propose to the woman you're going to spend for the rest of your life with, what do you do? You get on one knee. You fucking get on one knee. Literally in church, the whole time,

no one gives a fuck, and then they do the Jesus part, and everyone kneels. And everybody kneels. Yo, that's how you pray to God, yo. It's like they actually have some shit on the church pews, this comfy, so when you kneel.

So this idea that kneeling is an act of disrespect, like have you ever went to church, fam? Have you ever watched a single fucking King Arthur movie? You've never seen a proposal? You've you never seen a proposal there's tons of things that kneeling can be looked at and honestly i would be totally okay if we just went all right you know what everybody when the national anthem comes on we put our hand over our heart and then we kneel who kneels first tim. Yeah. Tim Tebow kneeled. Why did he kneel again?

That was like his... He was just praying. He was like, all right, respect to God. When he scored a touchdown. Oh, that's right. So it's like... So I guess what I'm saying is like, we've tied in the act of kneeling

as an act of disrespect, right? But if we can look it through the lens of the rest of the things that we do, even within our culture. I'm not asking us for accepting anything from another culture. Just our cultural shit. There are tons of positives with kneeling, right? It's not disrespectful to kneel and propose to your girl, right?

Matter of fact, it's a sign of respect in a lot of ways. You bow your fucking head at a sign of respect. I bow down to you, period. A bow is one thing. How can you get lower than a bow? Go all the way to one knee. Fam, if I'm beefing with somebody and I'm sitting down and all of a sudden they talk shit what's the first thing i do stand up stand up take my hat off yeah yeah that's disrespectful to stand up

for the flag a lot of religious ceremonies like they put people face down they lie castrate like their face is like pressed in the ground really yeah that's wild and it's like respect like yeah they do that in Catholicism so they can fuck you in the ass? Yeah, he said it. They lean you over the confessional. They said it was respect. No, son, that's fucking hilarious.

I've never seen that. Bury him face down. Face down, ass up. That's why we like to pray. I want one last poke before he goes where he deserves it's face down if you're going to hell so you just walk straight there all right but i just think it's really interesting like and why has nobody addressed that like we just decided that taking a knee is a sign of disrespect when it's not he didn't look away from the flag he asked a fucking green beret what can i do as opposed to sitting out the anthem an actual military person said take a knee that's

the most respectful way to do it yes i understand that i will say the thing with kaepernick which was tricky is that like i think a lot of his ideology around the protests came together after i don't think he had this whole shit planned like he wore the socks to the practice like uh the cops all his pigs and the bacon shit like he was doing juvenile protests early on sure that they used to discredit from a really legitimate uh form i hate to say this like legitimate form of protest later but it wasn't as organized you got to give the guy credit when he took this stand and then grew into that role like that's all you can ask he grew into the role and i respect all this is is everybody is looking for and we all do it all the time the quickest way to not care about something we don't want to care

about we just find it oh he's kneeling that disrespects the flag i'm out i have to care about police brutality oh you lost me at rioting and looting you weren't gonna give a fuck about police brutality but what were you gonna do were you on your way to go change laws and then you're like oh they're looting i'm sitting back down yeah we all just want the quickest way to not care possible we'll do it all the time with shit yeah oh this guy's going through this oh but he ain't shit because he did this okay i don't have to care if there was all this is if there was no writing or looting i think the far right would say oh they don't care about coronavirus they're all hypocrites yep they would discredit it through that 100 you just find a way you never gave a fuck even though the far right doesn't care about coronavirus no they don't but they would find it they would

point out the hypocrisy yeah can we point out this one thing like can we acknowledge that at least america even in its most racist sense cares more about black people than old people can we all agree on that? That's fair. That's fair. Because everybody was like, yo, you better stay inside because these old people are dying. And then something happened

to black people and they were like, they're going to die. Black people need support. Let's be out there in the streets holding hands. We got to be together. We got to be united.

They have to wear masks though. Say again? They're out there with masks. Nah, he's not even supposed to go outside at all during Corona. Were all of them wearing masks? Most people. When they're out there with masks you're not even supposed to go outside at all during corona were all of them wearing masks

most people when I was out there yeah outside of my parents old people could die son you selfish for saying my parents you selfish as fuck

for that yo why would I do we all got parents you know what I mean say what we all got parents y'all better say it for y'all

you know what I'm saying don't go loot my my neighborhood i think that's a good point though i've been quarantining from black people for a long time i've kept off the street to keep them safe yeah i stay inside yeah man but yeah that shit is weird because he said multiple times like hey i'm not doing it out of disrespect and no one cares they don't care they don't want to hear they just okay here's a reason to not care yeah that's a great point that's a great point they found a way to discredit him and from then on they put it together like that and it's not his fault because again i don't know if he was entirely sure about what he was doing initially and then he grew into this role and he's filled it brilliantly and he

started something that obviously people care about and it's resonated because every time another issue that comes up uh that has you know that's related in some way to what he was talking about comes up you mentioned colin kaepernick's name this interview mentions colin kaepernick um put up the million i just wished it i wished it i thought of that back then to be honest with you i wish that somebody had thought about it for him back then there are all these other ways to take a knee that are not disrespectful. I don't understand why it becomes a sign of respect.

You know what he could have maybe said? They still would have found a way to not care. Well, you wore the socks, whatever. But he could have maybe said, I take a knee and I pray to God for our country because we are so divided

and my people are going through so much. If you throw God in there with it, maybe, maybe. Yeah. The best part of most of our days is when our girl takes the knee. One knee? She's trying to get the fuck

out of there quick, huh? She's ready to dance. That's how fast you come. She just gets her own run. It's the Usain Bolt stance. Who the fuck am I getting on both knees for We know how fast you best

Crouches down Oh bro Y'all hold back with blowjobs Or y'all let it rip What do you mean What are you talking about Like y'all try to keep the nut in Or do you just try to let that shit go

Let that shit go No I'm trying to let it nut in? Or do you just try to let that shit go? Let that shit go. No, I'm trying to let it go. And then I stop right before I'm going to come. And then that's when I, like, do shit to her. Do the fucking. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah.

What? Because I be conflicted sometimes, bro. Because if you nut, it's a wrap. Well, yeah. I got a girlfriend, so i can't do that what are you talking about like getting a full blowjob to completion no i'm saying like when you're getting the dick suck are you like trying to fight the fact that's gonna make you come or you just letting yourself come you're just letting it rock because in my mind i'm like

all right i need to fuck i can't nut because then i'm not gonna be able to fuck she's gonna be tight ain't no blow jobs for free you know what i mean like but when you hold them back you're not really enjoying it exactly so i'm like let it go let it go let me tell you if i let it go i should go y'all my apartment gonna be frozen I gotta get it You know what I mean You know Can't be fucking all the goddamn time

Come on That was her superpowers Blasting ice bro Son Yo Let that shit blast yo Yeah I guess man Whatever

Remember when girls back in the day Like Remember when we were. Remember when girls back in the day, like, remember when we were single? Remember when girls back in the day would say that stupid shit? Like, they were winning when you first start hooking up with them. Be like, I'm not going to have sex with you. I'm just going to give you a head. We're like, bam. Dumbass. I will ride this shit out to eternity.

The Just Blowjob. That's crazy. I do not remember that. That's so wild. Yo, that shit happened. So the best news is when they said they're on their period. It's like, oh, yes, come over. Now, you can still come through.

I think I texted a girl once. I was like, yo, your mouth got her period? And then you still sound like a nice guy like no it's fine we don't gotta do nothing yeah we chilling yeah we chilling we chilling bring a fucking hair tie break your d-pads that'd be a good investment if i was single and out there i'd have scrunchies on deck oh yeah casey forgot a hair tie.

Hey, girl, don't even worry about that. Yeah, but they never want to use somebody else's hair tie. Brand new, y'all. Brand new on deck. Son, it's embarrassing how good I am

at tying my girl's hair up. Sometimes I'll be doing that shit during a blowjob and be like, yo, is this bitch going to think I'm gay? The high ponytail. So she goes down and I literally go like this bro she goes down I was like swoop swoop swoop swoop swoop swoop swoop twist hairspray hairspray get them edges right she comes up with a French braid

I didn't know baby could do it. You just started asking for that. That's smart. She's like, babe, can you do my hair? What do I get? Yo,

that's the fucking look, man. Son, that's a funny Instagram. Alien quarantine, there's no salons open, bro. It might be the way to do it.

But that's a funny TikTok, right? Like a girl, like when you know your boyfriend's gay and like you go down on him and then you come up and your hair is in fucking French twists. That's a funny TikTok, right? Like a girl, like when you know your boyfriend's gay and like you go down on him and then you come up and your hair is in fucking French twists. That's funny. Guys, we're doing TikTok content now.

We did it. You remember that time when you tried to get us to on TikTok? What'd I do? With the dance moves. Oh, I learned a new dance. I'm a dude. You did the same shit. No, that was here and I didn't go through with it.

Can you do this one? Hold on. The fact that he... This don't seem that hard so far. This is white dancing. This is dance dance revolution. It's literally river dancing, bro. It's like, one, two, three, like, one, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four. This is literally Dance Dance Revolution without the pad. Yeah. And you touch your heel sometimes. Yo, but that's dancing for white people. This is their step. That twist though. That twist though.

That twist is on. That's Scottish dancing right there. Scottish dancing is fucking fire, dude. That highland step dancing. Yo, hit that shit. All right there. Scottish dancing is fucking fire, dude. The Highland Step Dancing. Hit that shit. All right, Andrew's dancing some Scottish shit. What? Wait, what the fuck was that?

Yeah, that's a white crump, yo. I was crunking, bro. Oh, that was crunking. I was crunking, bro. That's a white crump, yo. What the fuck? You look like a power ranger, son. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, yo.

Okay. That's all right. Shit. Crip walking. I'm telling you, man. You just take You just turn that shit Upside down

And that's India Right there Bang bang bang We're the same people bro Holy shit You just take the legs Like that Trip that shit

Make it the arms You know what I mean It's the same shit Scottish bro Oh my god Boy got mad Tired of being Scottish Right there for a second

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