Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - The Gayest Way To Read feat. Francis Ellis

Episode Date: January 24, 2020

This week Andrew and Akaash are joined by BroBible's Francis Ellis. They discussed: being courtside during Lakers vs Celtics, growing up rich, WNBA clits. Kyrie trying to be the next MLK, Delonte West, Francis's rap career, and much more. INDULGE!!!! Want to hear the rest of this episode? Become a PATRON. www.Patreon.com/Flagrant2 Join the illest army in the UNIVERSE.

guys welcome to the patreon episode of flagrant 2 we got my man um i'm not even gonna say the name because you know him from his bars you know him from his fucking oh no okay what is the rap name what is your rap name uh bars bar stools he got all of them yeah i didn't have a rap name. Okay. You can tell from his voice that you're going to be fired. Oh, man, this is scary. This is going to be so bad. But it's okay.

And can we get some kind of beat going? Oh! First of all, I remember doing a Wild N Out audition. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I had a freestyle all cooked up and ready to go and we'd agreed in the like discussion because you know you make the song we'd agreed in that discussion that we were all gonna hold on we were all gonna do um we're all just gonna do like the beat and then like i think carlos was gonna rap and someone else was gonna rap but that whole time i was like i want to be

on this show so i wrote in my head a rap and I was just gonna bust out and I was gonna steal the show yeah right and Carlos went out killed it we had a chorus and everything the beat was still going and I went out there and I lost that beat so fast it's so hard holy shit I tried I stumbled i just like tucked my head in fucking shame so the fact that you actually want a beat you're making it harder for yourself yeah with the beat i i i don't plan to do well okay all right well let's not do a beat no do the beat this is this is good you're right you've made me aware run it now i've been this this is hazing. This is hazing. Yeah. Okay.

Just waiting for that drum. Come on, drum. F. Ellis. Straight from Vermont. Backwards. My name is Sicknarf backwards. Sicknarf. In the motherfucking building.

Come on. Let's go. Gotta let it flow one time. That was the drop. I didn't know the speed of it. I didn't know the speed of it. I don't know the speed of it. I gotta hear one round. Come on. This is where they always make, they talk to their friends.

They're like, pour one out for that guy who died. You know? Yeah, okay. Oh. We going at life. It's so full throttle. My man, Schultz-y model. That's what we trying to emulate.

Taking over control, it's our fate. Keeping my shits fucking brown like Akash Singh. Bring it around, yo. I miss my man Kaz. I coordinated my outfit. I had my shoes match my North Face coat. And he didn't show up. Yo, Kaz, are you broke?

What happened to you man? I'm taking your seat you better not come back again Fucking motherfucking truth. I'm with my man Schultz Ian Akash. Let's bring it to you, the flagrant two. Whoa! Come on! Come on! That's how you start a podcast. Yo! Take that, Wayne Jetski. Yeah, Wayne. Take that, Wayne.

I'm surprised. All right. That's a good name drop there. Can't Wayne spit? He can. He does it a lot. You thought you were the nicest on Breakfast Barstool. Mm-mm. No way, Jose. We got Francis motherfucking Ellison. Dude, I was very impressed. That was great. He does it a lot. You thought you were the nicest on Breakfast Barstool.

No way, Jose. We got Francis motherfucking Ellison. Dude, I was very impressed. That was great. I was, yeah. Dude, that was great. That was good. No, it was good. It was off the dome.

It was passionate. You caught it. And you didn't change your voice. A lot of white rappers, they like turn into rap voice. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that either. It's cultural appropriation. It is.

Yeah. If I try to rap black, I sound bad. It's offensive. Yeah, sure. You need me. Yo, what up? You know, I don't have it. What black guy is that?

That's a black friend of mine. Black guy I know. That's how I know that voice, you know? Ooh, look at this. That's how I know that voice. You know? Ooh. Look at this. That'll work. Yo, for real though, no joke. I wasn't kidding when I said that.

Talk to me. I wore my sweet Witherspoon Air Maxes to match with this. Francis is a little sneaker head. I noticed. Yellow North Face. Kevin Clancy, too. KFC, too. Barstool got a little sneaker culture.

A little bit. True. A little bit. They lost a good chunk of it. When I left? Or when I was fired? Yeah, they did. When you were unceremoniously...

Yeah. Yeah, kicked out of there. Fuck you, Pizza Review guy! Wow. Oof. I, uh... You know, somehow that meant something to Francis. Huh?

Francis said, oof. Hey, listen, I ride with Francis I appreciate it I got no beef with Dave Portnoy though No beef I'll take your beef I'll take your beef on All grass fed

So I wore this I'm gonna make an organic beef joke It'd be fun This is a renaissance man dude Francis went from freestyling to Whole Foods in 60 seconds. Oh, I wrote a rap about being a renaissance man. That was my song. All right, go.

Well, let's see. Let's get a beat for that. But this one, I actually know. I've written this one, so I can't pretend like I'm making this up. I wrapped this for Ludacris. Oh, okay. So Ludacris. Oh, okay. So Ludacris came to tell us. Ludacris came on Barstool Breakfast.

Yeah. All right. And you said when Ludacris was on Barstool Breakfast. Yeah, I told him. You were like, I want to rap for you. I think I said I rap. I rap. As in opening the door.

And did he walk in? He sure did. He did. He came in with gifts. Was he like, move, bitch, get out the way? He was like, here's some Hennessy. Have a sip. And then rap for me. And I was like, happily. I accept. He came in with gifts. Was he like, move, bitch, get out the way? He was like, here's some Hennessy, have a sip, and then rap for me. And I was like, happily, I accept.

So then what happens? So then I rapped for him, and I rapped this whole song I used to do. And he then gave me feedback. Okay, so let's hear the song. Yeah. I'll just do one verse for us. And then we'll hear the feedback. Yeah, yeah. And we'll see if our feedback is on par with.

Okay. Now, admittedly, sometimes with this one, I slip into the one verse for us. And then we'll hear the feedback. Yeah, yeah. And we'll see if our feedback is on par with... Okay. Now, admittedly, sometimes with this one, I slip into the black voice. Okay. So I don't... It's a little bit hard. Try your hardest. I'm going to try hard not to.

Try your hardest to do it. This is called Renaissance, man. Okay, go. Yeah. By the time I was 16, it was getting pretty clear. I could go where I wanted the summer of junior year, getting calls every day, hear what coaches had to say Offers on the table but I pushed them all away

Had a sights on the best, didn't know what to do I was counting them at first but they finally came through Right around here, my eyes started cruising Putting pedal to the metal, got the wheels moving Parents in my town thought it was all delusion Grinning cause I'm knowing it's a foregone conclusion Like fuck what they say, I'ma hit the UK Schools be lining up like this was buffet

But back in the spring was the return of the king Calling bitches for the bag looking for a ring one foot out the door Throwing me awards skills on stage. Let me rip in the reward, but I left them in the dust with a look of nonchalance Talented as fuck call me. Mr. Renaissance Do I'll be honest. That was so much faster than I thought that was going to be. You really did it fast. Yeah, well, I think I did it twice as fast. I think I went double the pace that I was expecting to.

But with ease, man. Yeah, I was nervous. You got to do this. You got to wipe a little sweat off the lip. It's driving me crazy. Yeah, sorry about that. Sweating here. Dude, you fucking murdered that.

I'm having fun, man. This is a good wake up we're doing good now francis and i uh had a talk last night and we're gonna uh we're gonna make a musical i like it what about yeah oh some gay shit yeah probably gay probably is there any musical that's not gay i don't want to break the mold yo that'd be'd be really funny if people who knew nothing about musicals, like that was their review of everything. They're like, yo, you see Wicked? Yeah, I think it's about the witch that was gay from The Wizard of Oz.

Yo, you seen Hamilton? Yo, turns out Hamilton was gay, fam. Like, how you got time for butt fucking while you're making America? Yeah. We need to do a gay review of all of all i love that yeah that's great yeah it'll be pretty pretty gay for sure what was ludacris's feedback he said that he liked the fact that the song was about things that were personal to me uh but that i had a couple issues with my flow.

Yeah, you did write a rap about studying abroad. Well, no. It's the second verse. It is... I don't even know. Whatever. It's all about... Dude, when I went to... Did you bring one sneaker here? Just to show you. They make you take your shoes off when you walk in here.

We just got the floors of the whole space painted perfect white. They are perfect white. They're not perfect white. And Ed is scooting around the goddamn office. Scooting? Alex has got an electric scooter. Ed is scooting around the whole fucking office.

There's streaks all over the white floors. There's a bold move to go white floor. Real bold move to go white floor. Son, we got to be bold. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Do you not pop off that white floor, bro? I mean, pop off remember when akash spoke coffee on it though yeah oh yeah

son yesterday this is some organic beef that's brewing here son yesterday i turned around and then i turned back and akash was on his hands and knees and i was like man this guy's committed to keeping this place clean he probably saw a little speck or something like that. That's true, though. Well, he is committed. And then I look back, and he had spilled a whole cup of coffee. I never spilled more anything in my life but less anything in my life. Son, I was so upset.

I just go, you fucking klutz. Yo, what's up? This is Akash. That was a preview of our Patreon episode. If you want the full thing, go to www.patreon.com slash flagrant2. Join the illest community on earth. Unless you're a social justice warrior, then you're just going to ruin the fun.