Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - The One Thing Lisa Ann Won’t Do

Episode Date: June 4, 2019

This week Andrew, Akaash, Kaz, and special guest, celebrity porn star Lisa Ann discuss big D energy, gang bang nightmares, Steph Curry being poisoned, Joshua VS Ruiz, NBA Finals Game 2, and MUCH MORE.

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Let's go. Fuck you. Let's start the show. Special guest. Special guest in the building. Okay? I feel like you'd give a much better intro than that one. Oh, no.

We're going to get there. We're going to get there. We're going to get there. You guys know our guests. Yes. Biblically. Biblically. Biblically. Very famous.

Probably the biggest guests on our show. By far, yeah. Definitely sports related. We'll get into that in more ways than one. But here's the thing. I go way back with our guests. She told me the same thing. She told me the exact same thing.

We go way back. And it has, let's just say who our guest is right now. Right now me the same thing. She told me the exact same thing. We go way back. And it has... Let's just say who our guest is right now. Right now we have Lisa Ann. One of the most famous... The GOAT, Lisa Ann. One of the most famous porn stars in the history of the game, Lisa Ann. Also a

connoisseur of sports and athletes. Very much so. And she also used to write for my website, TheStats.com. As well. So we go way back as well. She had a great column. Now, I've got to say something. I have never seen your work. Fantastic.

Well, then to you, I'm a flight attendant. If I sat next to you on a flight and you talked to me, because I can tell when somebody doesn't recognize me, I would say, Oh, I'm based out of Dallas. I'm a flight attendant for American. That's smart. I'm traveling right now. Yes. But they know.

They do. Okay, now here's the weird thing. I've seen you do a roast. We met each other at the roast of Ron Jeremy in Toronto. And I was looking up to see if I had my roast jokes. And I couldn't find my roast jokes, but I forgot what I said about you. But anyway. I remember.

They were all good. Okay, good. And then, too, I've seen you obviously comment on sports, but I just realized on the way here that I've never seen you fuck. Wow. And I feel like- I've seen you fuck plenty of times. Yeah.

I'm like a rite of passage. I mean, it's- Is this weird for that- Is that a little- Is that- Obviously, I'm not your type. Obviously, I'm not in your search bracket, right? There's something that either I don't do.

I don't look at a lot of porn. This isn't a huge porn podcast. But you know what it is? When I do do porn, I do the, I like the backroom casting couch. Okay. Right? Because I like the girl to like think she's not in it. You're right, right.

And you're the opposite. You're like in control of the situation. You like more the amateur style because it seems like you're kind of peering through a window watching something that's not professional and the girl's a little janky.

Maybe one of her toenails is ripped off. Actually, you know what I mean? No, I look at the manicure and if it's too well done I'm like, oh, she knew. You want something chipped.

If there's something chipped I'm like, this bitch has no clue and he convinced her. Yes. Shout to Rick. That's real. So you know that is real. Do you know Rick, the guy from Backroom Casting Couch? No. Yes. Shout to Rick. That's real. So you know that is real.

Do you know Rick, the guy from Backroom Casting Couch? No. You've never met Rick? No. I'll have to look him up and try and meet him if this is something you think I should do. Oh, my God. That would be like a dream for me. But it is specific.

I'll tell you why it's specific. Because in his shoot info, he doesn't want the girl to have new wardrobe. He doesn't want the girl to be polished. He's like, yo, if it's the last day of your manicure and it fails, do not fix it. Because that's what gives it this wasn't planned. You're ruining this for me. I'm sorry. Oh, no! I was about to say it!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! I thought this was a struggle situation. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. It was until Craigslist stopped allowing people like him to get girls and they had to start going through agencies. So every one of the girls on the show has an agent.

Yeah, and they're like new girls, like fresh off the boat new girls. You know, that's what we would call them out there. So it's still kind of new. Fresh off the boat is so funny. That's what we call Indian immigrants. It's really funny because you know their parents didn't have a boat. We'll get to you there. No.

And nothing's fresh either. Nothing's fresh. So leave it at that as well Okay Okay okay okay okay So that's ruined But there was a time early Where they might have been real

Yes So you gotta go There was a time And you can go back And find that time And live in that space I think that that's what I do Do you know like the time

I like to go to amateur night At strip clubs Which a lot of clubs Don't have anymore Yeah But it was the worst And the best There'd be one girl

That's like a ringer And then it would Gradually go down And like the last woman Is a wife of clubs don't have anymore, but it was the worst and the best. There'd be one girl that's like a ringer, and then it would gradually go down to like the last woman is a wife of a husband that wanted her to get up there that should never be on stage. She's trying to wear pantyhose to dance nude because she really doesn't want to be nude. That shit is great.

That's what you like because it's authentic. It's real. It's so authentic. So how do we, oh, now we're renovating porn here. This is like a whole innovation technique. So how do we create authenticity with someone like you that we know is in on the gig? You can't.

It's too much. But Pornhub Amateur is a new site based with like Pornhub Premium where talent from anywhere in the world can upload their own content. And this is talent that young girls and guys and couples and whoever. I mean, one couple just shot a scene with a Tesla, the self-driving Tesla. So it's like SoundCloud for porn. And you can find a lot of amateur stuff up on there that you would love.

Now, this was very smart. The Tesla porn was smart because there was some creativity. The car is driving itself so you guys can fuck while the car drives. And Musk already commented that he thought it was great and that he knew the car Could do a lot of things When it was in self-driving

So That was great traffic for them He probably retweeted He would He did retweet He did retweet it No shit Okay so if I had to start

With one video of you Okay What should I start with? You should just go All the way back to the beginning When I wasn't as polished So I would go back To my very first movie Which was called F for fantasy okay real quick when i look back at my

old jokes i'm like oh god i suck when you look at your old like dick sucking or you're like man what was i thinking i'll tell you a great story from that shoot so back in the 90s We got paid more For a facial cumshot Okay And so if you had A 12 picture deal So you signed for a year One movie a month

You got paid more For two cumshots On the face Right This was not very common In the late 80s Early 90s Right

Right So it was my very first movie Is that in the contract Cumshot on the face Yeah That's the wording Yeah facial Now did you have

Some work on that Or did you have Like agents And like lawyers Like this has to be The two cumshots Must be I worked on it myself In the face? Yeah. That's the wording? Yeah, facial. Now, did you have some work on that? Did you have agents and lawyers? Like, this has to be, the two cum shots must be. I worked on it myself. Got it. But I knew I could get more money for two, because I had already interviewed girls for two years that were coming in and out of my strip club.

I was in Pennsylvania, and they were features, and I would ask them all these questions. Like, how do I get on the box cover? How do I get my name incorporated in the title? How do I stay here and not down there? Oh, you looked at it like a business. Completely. Yeah, yeah. cover how do i get my name incorporated in the title how do i you know stay here and not down there like a business completely yeah and so i remember we broke right before the setup and the director looked at me and said okay we're gonna do a facial and i looked right at him and i said ew it's come and it's gonna be on my face and that moment went down in history and he still tells everybody that story because now look it's like now you could it's normal i mean

but that was so shocking it's weird if it's not on your face and then i had to work on it because then i had to be like okay i have to wait for it what happens if i blink i was asking all these questions what happens if it goes in my eye what happens if i blink what am i supposed to do do i look at the camera now and it was really a moment and now it's just a different story so yes i've come a long way i've come a long way okay but did you think your skills weren't as good back in the day? Do you think they've improved? I've definitely practiced, yes. I mean, it's just reps, right?

It's reps, yo. But here's the thing I'm curious about, right? Are you only... Okay, when you're in there with the porn stars, that's different dick. Yeah. Right? Like, that's not... You're not getting that if you're just at the club.

No, no, no, no, no. Especially because he's juiced. He's on PEDs. He's either doing Viagra. It's a foot. That's the biggest difference. Right? So it's like if I practice my jumper on a seven foot rim, it's going to be a lot different

than if I'm in the game, it's 10 feet. So it's like whatever you were practicing with is not going to be porn star dick. Right. So then what happens when you're back in the game? You can't really practice that much. Well, I practiced off camera with a lot of porn stars dick. Right. So then what happens when you're back in the game? You can't really practice that much. Well, I practiced off camera with a lot of porn stars for many years.

What is that shit that World Wide West does? That game he has in LA? You got a basketball game? What is it called? Not the Drew League. The Drew League. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, you need a Dick Drew League so that you can practice your skills in the off season so you're ready for the Punisher 2 or whatever your porn star is. Dick Drulik, start it up, Pornhub.

When I was afraid to do anal on camera, I had porn stars come over and practice with me because just your fear is right. I couldn't have civilians do it because I was like, it's not going to be the same thing and I need a guy that's going to last the 25 minutes so I know how to endure this situation. And so I forced guys to come over and practice with me,

which the guys in the business are very helpful that way. I can imagine. Now, you broke down a lot of barriers as far as how I got introduced to her. Exactly. You were the first white girl I was seeing consistently fucking black dudes. I was like, oh, shit. So to me, as a horny dude, I'm like, yeah, great. This is awesome.

But I didn't really know Like the ramifications of it As far as like Black guys getting paid more Because Or you getting paid less Because you would mess With black dudes right

So when I started my contract I wasn't allowed to work With brothers And I didn't know this So when I asked to work With Shawn Michaels At that time They were like no

We don't let contract girls Work with brothers And I was like what Like this was in my contract. I didn't realize it. So what I did was when I got out of my contract, I went to every company and I said, I want to shoot interracial. And they all said to me, it'll ruin your career.

We won't shoot you in it. So I had to do an amateur. It's called pussy man auditions. I had to act like that girl you love with the chipped nails, the weird hair and the unpolished look and act like I'd never been with a brother before and it was Shawn Michaels. So that started it. What was he working with?

What did it look like? It's a nice size. Serious? Polen Spring? Yeah, yeah. It's a good size. Smart water? It was smart water.

You remember Shawn Michaels? He's legendary. I'm thinking of another Shawn. I'm thinking of the heartbreak kid. Not the wrestler. Not the hymen break kid. Not the heartbreak kid. Well done. That's what we do over here. Okay, so. So that was a big kid. Not the Heimann Break kid. Well done.

That's what we do over here. So that was a big one. On behalf of black people everywhere, we thank you for that. That was a big step for us. Thank you. The men thank you. The women do not. You know where the women are the meanest to me?

At JFK Airport. The Queens women know that their men like me. And they do not treat me well. The TSA? Yes. The female TSA yes they're so mean

that makes perfect sense they scare me I do everything they tell me to do because I'm so afraid of them also because you won't get on the flight well they've already done this to me multiple times they've not allowed you on the flight

well they just detain you long enough that you miss your flight she's a black man terrorist yes no no no no

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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Bro, she's the nicest. You out here terrorizing black men. Oh, this is going to go for real so fast. She's the nicest, bro.

The nicest? Yeah. Oh, my God. So you are out there taking black dick from these sisters, man. That's fucked up. But, I mean, I'm not keeping it. No, you're not keeping it. They can have it back.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Can we talk about this little thing that I like to put in my pocket? Oh, shit. Can we talk about this little thing that I like to put in my pocket? Can we say before the show started? Hold on. Hold on. We're not going to leave this. No, we're not.

We're not. Lisa was flirting with him so hard. No, he's pretty. He's a pretty. He's a beautiful man. He's so pretty. No joke. No joke.

Hung. Thor's hammer. So it's a third leg. I've seen it. Like a kickstand. I mean, listen. Sure. They call him the billy goat. It's not. You know what I mean?. I've seen it. Like a kickstand. I mean, listen, sure. They call him the Billy Goat.

It's not, but... Nah, stop lying. You're being bashful, bro. With handwriting that small, I think it's big. You see how small he writes? Look at his little handwriting. Look at this.

You need a microscope to read his handwriting. That's the only thing you need a microscope for. Be honest with you. Stop it. We out of here. Akash, stop it.

Akash was a big deal. We know you're a hunk He'd be great in a movie That's so funny He shows up He's the IT guy for Best Buy You know what I mean And he shows up to tell you

That you haven't been looking at enough porn And then next thing you know He shows you what You haven't been looking at enough porn You don't have enough viruses You don't have enough viruses That's the problem Let's spread a few viruses over here

You need a floppy disk Is that the problem? Let's spread a few viruses over here. Raw sex. Jesus Christ. You need a floppy disk? Did I age myself? Is it a little too old? No, you need a new hard drive. Okay, so Big Dick Akash. That's what we usually call him on the show, right?

But he's super bashful about his big dick. It's like the weirdest thing because he understands it doesn't fit his body. Right. It's like cartoonishly large. He doesn't look big. You know what I mean? He doesn't look like he has a big dick. Here's the weird thing about it.

It's fat and long. This is common in the business. A lot of performers like James Dean when he was 18 and got in the business, he was just a dick on a stick just like you are. I'm right. You're a stick on a stick. And the smaller... Very cold as... Wow. That's what like you are. I'm Raj. You're a dick on a stick. And the smaller. Dick on a stick.

Wow. That's what we call it. The small. I'm Indian Ron Jeremy. Raj Jeremy. Raj Jeremy. Raj Jeremy. Raj Jeremy.

That's the name of the episode. Raj Jeremy. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is. Real talk. Wow, man.

OK. So did you know. OK. When you walk in the room, are you so. You know how like women have gaydar and like men have gaydar, they can tell if someone's gay? Do you have dickdar? In some sense, yes.

So you could tell that he had a huge dick just by looking. Sometimes I can tell that someone's going to disappoint me as well. And I did not feel that you were going to disappoint me. Put your hand down. Yo, stop it. Stop it. Stop being so damn bashful. So Akash has big dick energy.

Right? He does. 100%. God, we've been telling people this. I mean, who walks around the city in that cap and that shirt being Right? He does. 100%. We've been telling people this. I mean, who walks around the city in that cap and that shirt being fly?

He does. And why does he do that? Because he can. Wow. That's so funny. I'll take it. I'll take it, bro. I'll take it.

Take it. Research project later. We've never seen it hard or soft We just know I won't photograph it but I'll tell you That's the thing I've heard rumors I see the big dick energy

Yeah yeah don't you know You just cut me off Don't you off right Absolutely I've seen it I'm slinging that thing around Walking around slinging that thing Thank god he's wearing the fucking pants Dude sometimes he'll wear shorts

And like in the episode And it's getting hot out now It will fall out It will he'll wear shorts and like in the episode, it will fall out. It will fall out one of the shorts in the episode. I get it. One of those black guys used to play basketball in the NBA. The one he used to wear when he first came to the league? Are you single? Nah, I got to go.

Wiped up. See? She's a smart woman. She's a smart woman. They're never single either. The dick in the stick is never single. Never single. So true.

The girlfriend Always with them Yep They don't let them go And they don't talk about How good they are in bed Because they don't want Anybody else to try and jump on them

It's very true They've been together For a while too She will deal with anything She knows what's going on She knows what's going on Do girls do that? Do girls

If they hear that a guy Is good in bed Do they try to take it? Of course Really? Yeah So you think girls Are going to be sliding into DMs

Because now they know How big and fat His fucking dick is Quite possibly Could happen That's my boy I heard about you That's my boy

Big dick in the stick Oh no bro We should make him a Tinder Fake Tinder We should make him a child's book And see what happens Dick in the stick That'll be a pop-up book

Yeah we need to do a pop-up. Yeah, we need to do a pop-up. Who would have thought? Who would have thought it took Lisa to come here for us to realize how big Akash's dick is? Yep. You just knew it. She locked in so fast. That was crazy.

Now I'm freaking him out. You can see it. Now he feels inside. Lisa! Lisa's a bully, bro. was crazy. Now I'm freaking him out. You can see it. Look at him. Look at him. Lisa's a bully, bro. Lisa's a bully, yo. She gonna want that dick. I like this. She's a bully, bro.

I'm watching a boy. That's why I can't watch the porn, because she's in too much control. You're in too much control. I understand that. It's not for everyone. I watch only foreign porn, because I don't know the control I would rather like I watch only foreign porn because I don't know the talent and they don't speak English so it just you can just play music and it's just different after we became friends I stopped watching it for normal that's what a civilized person I don't know what that says about me, but I got some Google to do.

What was the name of the first one again? Flesh for Fantasy. Alex got it up on the phone. Okay. It was shot on film, so it doesn't really translate to the internet very well. Hold on. It was shot on film? Yeah.

How old are you? 47. They had the shit that was da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah. Forever. Took four hours to shoot the same scene that would now take 35 minutes. And the guy had to stay hard for four hours without Viagra? No Viagra.

So we would have a private room where when they were relighting the area and everything, and nope, just the talent would go in the room together and be intimate and keep each other going. It was the girl's actual responsibility. That's where I learned the most about sex. So you would practice off camera. You had to keep the guy hard off camera. Yeah. But not make him come. other going it was the girl's actual responsibility that's where i learned the most about sex so you would practice off camera you had to keep the guy hard off camera yeah but not make him come right right but you just want to keep them engaged it was tough because it was a long time four hours of intimacy like not even just intimacy yeah that's exhausting imagine how lightheaded you

would get with your big ass dick full of blood i don't think that he could be hard for four hours I don't think that he could be hard for four hours. You might die. There's no blood left in his head. He's supposed to be a dark-skinned Indian man, but he's so blood deficient because it's just hanging at the bottom of his dick. Dude, his dick looks like the Liberty Bell. It's just heavy down there, big old helmet.

Are we freaking you out? Not as much. He's good. He's good. We We need to get a morning so this table lifts It's like one of those toys you used to get at Puppo when you just open shit up. Get over here. He's leaning in. Finally leaning in.

Well done. Big Dick Akash. Dick on a stick. Oh, BDA. That's your name, bro. So now that we know what you would search, what would you search for porn? What is your idea of porn?

I don't watch porn. I don't know. What do you jerk off to if you have to jerk off? You just got to get it out the system. What do you jerk off to? Do you have a best of reel up here? Yeah, just the old Spank Bank. Someone like using coupons?

So what's in your Spank Bank? Saving money, bro? If this motherfucker sees money saved I think I go on slickdeals.net and I just

fucking hammer it out yo real talk hotel tonight most used back off that I got the four seasons for $75 hey

press line name your own deal that's that foreplay for me me and my girl get on that shit before sex. Like, hey, see what you did five stars for, dude.

Bro, some saliva and extreme couponing on TLC? That's a night. That's a night. That's a night. This episode's already off the fucking rails. No, no, no. This is perfect. This is great.

All right, Kaz. So what about you? If you got a whack, what do you make of it? If I got a whack? I'm an ass guy. I'm an ass guy. I'm an ass guy. I love black. Black is great.

Just like, I like to beat off the shit that I usually don't get. So, like, I date mostly black women. So, white women. So, yeah, I mean, you know, some white chicks would be in there. But, you know, like, I like, like, how you say, like, amateur porn? I like my porn fucking clean, well-produced. I like to see the fucking, I like my 4K shit. You're a man of quality. I'm a man of quality. You know, like, if it's, like, well-produced shit. I like to see the fucking I like my 4k shit I'm a man of quality like if it's like well produced shit. I'm like oh wow I can see like the fucking

The boat behind the fucking window like whatever like I just like my shit like highly produced Okay, you know what you would love low quality. I'll watch it through a cell phone. How much of porn seems sad? That's why I like it. That's what I meant to say. You know what I did just get into? I jerk off to the negotiation. I don't jerk off to the sex. I did just start getting into OnlyFans and shit. Oh yeah, because that's the shit.

We make it ourselves. We self-produce off of our phone. I have OnlyFans. It's the greatest thing ever. You have OnlyFans? Of course. It's linked to our Twitter. Is this cameo, but with porn?

Yes. Except with porn, yes. And you can do live. You can do videos. So you but with porn? Yes. Except with porn, yes. And you can do live. You can do videos. So you're fucking fans? No, no, no, no. Some girls are. But I'm just doing solos.

Like tonight, when I get back to the hotel, I'll put a stand up in my bathroom. And I'll just video me taking my shower. Because why would you waste that? Somebody wants to watch that. And then I'll put up my OnlyFans. Internet is crazy. You can monetize anything. I just thought of something you would love.

Okay, go. So I still feature dance about six months a year, two weekends a month. And I go into these clubs and I'm always in the office. And they have this wall of cameras. And you get to watch every single lap dance taking place at that moment. And literally, I can watch it and narrate it for hours. Because I narrate the girl that's talking to the guy. And you see the guy annoyed that his wife talks and he wants this girl doing something.

Then you see the girl that's wasted. She's flat out having sex the guy annoyed that his wife talks, and he wants this girl doing something. Then you see the girl that's wasted. She's flat out having sex with the guy. I'm like, oh, just saw a penis. And then the girl that's barefoot, and it's climbing up. I love it so much. Lisa, let me tell you something. Next time I go, I'll video it and narrate it for you like I do my friends and send it to you.

No, no. Please send that to me, too. If we're in the same city. Or you have us come. Let me tell you how much I can watch the security cam at a Walmart. It doesn't even have to be pornography. I love it. Me too.

I lived on the second floor in my apartment. My dad had binoculars. This is like some legendary passed down creepy shit. This sounds a little creepy. My dad would just sit on the window and just eavesdrop on people's conversations. I love it. I love it. Even not sexually.

If you add sex, it's just going to be that much better. What was that movie? Was it Sliver years ago? What was the movie where there was a guy that was up in the top of the building and he watched everybody

in their apartments on camera? That sounds familiar. That was so good. I think you're talking about my childhood. I could watch that. But the lap dance room is made set to watch. Dude, real talk.

Come on. Oh, you're right. Plank that, man. I'm giving out the address of my family. Damn, bullshit. Mark that. Oh, you're right. Blank that, man. I'm giving out the address of my family. Mark that. Wow. That dick is talking for you right now. No common sense.

All the blood's down there. All the blood's gone. God, it happens to you guys so quickly. So yeah, okay. Maybe I could get into that. You would like that. Huh? You would like that.

All right, what else? What else should I try out? You know what? I'll be honest with you. I don't like watching too much porn because i think it affects my it affects me sexually sometimes it does you know i'm speaking on this topic next week in london at the oxford union about what porn is doing to the mind melt of young people and how it's changing their reality of what they expect should happen to them i'm opening my my speech with this. 99.9% of what you see on the internet will never

happen for you. So just forget about it. People get paid to do it. Most of the talent are doing things they've never done in their real life before. They might not ever do it off camera. How many people are able to arrange a gangbang off camera? Kind of hard. You know what I mean? Got to be a bunch of people available

at the same time. No one flakes. All these things. They all get along. No one's going to kill you. It's tough. Yo, that is so, it's hard to get like a guest here sometimes. Exactly. You know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.

That is a great point. Just the logistics of a gangbang. Logistically. Like finding three people that are available on a Tuesday night in your city. Yeah, you might have some shit to do. You got homework. I book one every six months and it takes me four months to book a gangbang. That I produce and I shoot.

I direct. Do you fuck for not video ever? I do. I only shoot two days a month. That's it. Two scenes a month, but I fuck off camera at home. Does fucking off camera, is that completely different than you're on camera are you like a mush you're a mush huh no but you can be intimate like you on camera you're always

opening up for the camera like be held and shit missionary i know my angles that are good i know it looks good i know how to give the right camera angle even the person i'm with at home but it's really about you have to stay open for the camera you're under these hot bright lights fuck the camera I'm talking about Just your intimate stuff You and a person Off camera

Fucking at home Right How lame is it It's not lame at all Be honest Are you still performing Well I'm not thinking Of being on camera

You're performing a little But I still want to Turn my guy on So I still want to Do the right things Provide the right angles He's fucking the top 0.1% of fuckers

On the planet. I tell him that sometimes. It's valedictorian pussy. He went, what he wants to FaceTime with me, I say, people pay for me to cam with him.

I don't think I should FaceTime with you for free. This is awful. So this is your boyfriend that you have now or husband? A boyfriend, kind of. But are you guys open?

Are you guys closed? What's the deal? We've been open for a while and now I think we're closed. Well, you're open two times a month. He's fine with that. So he's cool with you getting fucked two times a month by other guys're open two times a month Yeah yeah He's fine with that So he's cool with you getting

Fucked two times a month By other guys Yeah Even the facials He's cool with that Yes yes Cause that you can't Like does he ever kiss you

And it salts Oh my gosh I always I don't see him on the days That I shoot That's kind of a rule of mine Okay But what do you do

So there's multiple showers involved Between that and that A lot of showers Oh yeah You shower once on set I would make you do the thing That makes your head all red Then you go to the spa.

Microderm. Microderm, yeah. No, but I always put in my schedule days that I'm not available to hang. Gotcha. So you just say, we can't hang these days. I have to get a micro facial. Or I'm busy. These days are blacked out.

My last movie was called Blackout. Really? Really? Makes sense. It's serious. It's serious. It's gangbanging it. Here's the reason a gangbang is tough.

You also have to find a location where you can have multiple cars or you need to coordinate Ubers, everybody. It's crazy how long it's taken you to get to six dudes. And then you can't have carpet. You got to have a location that has some sort of tile or floor that they're okay with this much semen on it, of course. That's interesting as well. There's a lot of details.

Here's something I don't get. How do the guys all come at the same time? It's not easy. It's not easy. I mean, that seems very... She's the goat, bro. No offense. I'm like the conductor.

But like this, though. Like this. Yeah, I'm like the conductor. And then you hope for the best. And then there's editing as well. So you can sneak some stuff to make it look like it happened more at the same time. And do the dudes ever come on each other and then have a fight? They try not to.

They never fight about it. If you come on me, I'm fighting. They're all professionals. That's a fight. The second my dick gets soft, we're fighting. It's a work hazard. When I was an agent, I booked a guy in a boy-boy-girl scene. He didn't like the other guy.

And so he called me on the way from set. I came on him. Wow. I was like, wow, that was spiteful. He goes, he didn way from setting so I came on that's awesome yo if someone comes on you bro that's it I'm retiring you might hit your neighbor's place by real talk you never see those hipster kids that got the holes in their ear? They're like this big? That's from our house coming home. They're like this big now? Exactly.

I think it's a Bluetooth speaker. I don't know what it is. Makes me feel old. God, that is so tricky, that coming at the same time thing. I've never thought about that until you literally just asked me. I thought that was a crazy question, and then she was at me like, it's tough. It is? Because it's on you to make them come.

This is a legit question. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I didn it's tough. Because it's on you to make them come. This is a legit question. Yeah, yeah. Is it on you to make them come at the same time or do they hold some responsibility? We get to the point where they're like two minutes out and then they all synchronize at that two minute out. Most guys want to set up.

They want to cool off a little bit. They have their thing they want to go through and then they're ready and then everybody gets ready at the same time. It doesn't really go directly from the scene to that moment. There's usually about five, ten minutes. Some guys like to smoke a joint, smoke a cigarette. They have this break time that they need between the actual sex

and when they're actually going to pop. What? Yeah, whatever their method is, I support it. It's different. Interesting. It is interesting. I didn't even know. I was about to say, do they have a cue, kind of like a quarterback,

when they're like, oh, I'm open. I'm like, you know. A hot rod. A hot rod. A hot rod. Do you know certain people's tics when they're about to? I do. If it's just a boy-girl scene, just me and another guy,

he can cue my camera person when there's a setup where his head's off camera, and he'll be able to go like, okay, I'm two minutes away away without us even stopping so there is some hand signals and communication going on these guys have it down to a second because that's what they do i got like eight seconds back a minute 50 seconds before we start hey get ready bitch it is about to begin and. Does she have to get ready in the other room and work her way towards it? Do you ever feel, have you gotten used to the double takes of people not knowing how they know you and then figuring out how they know you? I've gotten very used to it.

Because I imagine that's most of your life. It's like, is that a waiter from my local restaurant? Oh, no, that's Lisa Ann. And there's a different look in the eye when people realize. It's almost like that adrenaline kicks in because they realize they've masturbated to it. Because they've seen your pussy. It's different than another celebrity or an athlete or somebody they love. You're a big part of people's maturity level when they grow up.

Yeah, so it becomes like some people panic. They go to shake my hand and it's just dripping wet. With cum. Or they start sweating by their face. Or they want to take a selfie but they can't because their hand is like this. And I'm like, I got you, boo. But yeah. And it's really pretty much 99.9% of my outdoor life.

Anywhere I go, grocery store, gym. Today, I was trying to have a meeting with my boss outside of the Sirius building. And we just got. It was nonstop. And then there was just like a crowd around waiting for the meeting to end. They were just staring at us. And it's the glass door office, right? We actually decided I wanted to sit outside.

Okay, gotcha. Which was a dumb idea. Did you think about getting famous as a porn star when you started? There was no internet. So, you know, the girls that shot then, we shot on videos on VHS. They only made so many copies. It was done. So we literally thought this is going to fall off the shelf one day and then nobody.

And the girls who shot back then don't get recognized. i'll use christy canyon for example she has a show on sirius she's been in the business for years but hasn't shot since the internet she doesn't get recognized when she's out because it's two completely different worlds and her product was never put on the internet so that film was never transferred so it's different generation and yeah the internet has changed the game So I couldn't even have that thought process when I started to know how big this would get now You really got big with the nail and palin stuff, right? so like what was the difference between like that moment and like before when it was just like

You came though you came through like the video era and then when this like big viral moment happened with the presidency like that moment Was my friends started telling me, if you see a black car pull up, they're going to put you in the trunk and take your body for organs. My friends were so freaked out. Because it's politicians and there's activists and there's people that are just so far right. And by the way, I did just visit Wasalla, Alaska,

which is where Sarah Palin lives. We didn't link up. But I did take a photo of me by the sign that says, Welcome to Wasalla, which was awesome. But it was a game changer because it took me to mainstream press that I had never done. I had CNN reaching out to me. I had people like I was doing regular interviews,

and it was so bizarre to me because I'm like, Wait a minute. I'm playing a porno role of this woman. Why are you taking me so seriously? This is how ridiculous America is. You've bought into this this you've bought into that i have some views i literally watched her do that vp debate and it was the day i got the call asking me if i would do the role and i watched that debate and just she had this black shiny suit on a couple pair of lashes and i'm standing up right in front of my tv and i'm like, I kind of got it. Like, I get it. She's

easy and she's fun and she just kept speaking and giving us... And she also fucked black guys. This is true. She sure did. Glenn Rice. Glenn Rice. And I have a set of sneakers signed by Glenn Rice that I collected after the pale and white. Really? Signed with what? His signature. Wow.

She did, yeah. But that was a game changer for me And that just changed my notoriety Right after that I was able I did the Eminem video for the song We Made You Which was an epic experience Of course you can imagine Artists every week reach out to my people

Like will she shoot this video And I'm like you know what After you're in an Eminem video Why would you ever do another music video I don't want the money I don't want like Nothing can be better than that. How much longer are you going to do it?

A couple more years here and there. It's not a commitment. My main goal really is to just build my career with Sirius because I love doing fantasy sports. I'm really getting myself into the betting, gambling aspect of this new world we're all going to be living in eventually when it's legal in New York and in California. And I just like talking on the radio. It's an easy gig. Do people ever criticize your knowledge of sports? They do, and they did a lot more when I first started.

So what I did was just studied harder. And I just made sure that I wouldn't get myself, like I'll take cue cards before every season to the gym with me for weeks and just memorize every trade that's happened and just repeatedly read it, pronunciations, everything right just so that i don't get it because i have to prove myself more than somebody else would and i'm willing to do that i'm willing to do that because like you have you have a connection to some athletes that a lot of people obviously don't know right it's like

you fucked athletes right right and now you're talking about sports right but that doesn't necessarily mean you know right about like i've models, but I don't know about clothing. You know what I mean? That's a very subtle flex, by the way. No, but I'm not... Very, very subtle flex. I'm not putting models on a pedestal, per se. You know what I mean?

Akash would break some if he did. I guess what I'm saying is, like, me doing that wouldn't make me feel like I know about what they do. But I knew about sports my whole life. I was raised in a big sports family so it's basketball and for example edin has fucked illegal immigrants that doesn't make him an expert and by that I mean jerked off I was very much wondering where that was going. I should have guessed that. No. So I guess what I'm saying is,

I guess what I'm saying is like, so people are going to have a natural doubt when it comes to your knowledge about sports. The first year was tough. The first year was filled with, how am I supposed to take fantasy sports advice from a girl who takes dicks in her ass? And then I realized, I'm just sorry that that guy never had a girl

let him stick his dick in her ass. That's really what that's about. It's not me it's about his dick envy you know what i mean you know so i learned how to flip it but it was a bit shocking but i was kind of prepared for it because look at the masses right i look at my peers yeah not always the best examples on tmz passed out in the strip in vegas or getting carried out of a club so i look at the numbers and I'm like, okay, I come from this group, of course, but I just work harder at it. I just study all the time. I listen to my channel about six hours a day.

I listen to about eight hours of sports news a day. Wow. So the interesting thing about fantasy, right, which I think benefits you, is at the end of the day, your commentary is worth something if it's good. And it is, what's the opposite? It actually hurts someone if it's good. And it is, what's the opposite? It actually hurts someone if it's bad. So it's like, they don't give a fuck if you know about the sports or not if your picks are making them money.

Right. That's exactly true. So you have to make the money. And eventually they go, well, I don't care if she takes dicks in the ass. But if you don't make the money, you're like, this dick in the ass taking bitch lost me $500. And that's what it comes down to. And if somebody's going to ask you a question and you don't

do the accurate research to find out the match up, the weather, anything potentially that could change the name of that game, you're doing them a disservice. Don't answer the question. So I find my time. You wrote the book. How did writing the book help you transition into the radio world and doing fantasy sports? Writing the book

really helped me organize my thoughts and see all the things that I've done and see what opportunity was really out there for me. It also helped me understand that as many people that have come at me in my life with judgment and with their lack of understanding of my choices just being different than theirs, I've lived a pretty cool fucking life.

I just had to get a new passport, not because mine expired, but because I filled it. And when I landed at LAX, the douchebag fucking stamped a hole in it. He's like, your passport is too full. You got to get a new one. I was like, well, I was aggressive. But the cool thing is I've cut it apart. I'm blowing it up and putting it on a canvas in my house because that's an accomplishment that a lot of people won't have.

And that's because of the business. So the risks I've taken have rewarded me in ways that many people won't understand. How much is the most money you've been offered for sex? Oh, and like to be with a stranger, like prostitution, a ton. But I've never done it. Really? Never. Now, this is common, though.

Half a million. So $500,000, some chick from Saudi Arabia or something like that wants it. I would never. And you say no. No. $500,000? No. To me, a one-on-one experience, I would never. And you say no. No. $500,000. To me, a one-on-one experience, I'm giving a piece of my soul to somebody.

I'm sharing myself. To me on set, I'm getting my freak on because I'm being watched. I know other people are going to watch. I'm creating a product that everybody's invested in. Right. And I feel a part of this thing, this really unique thing that not many people could do, feel good about it, present themselves. So I feel this substance here. When it comes to the one-on-one, I'm like,

it just scares me. I'm afraid to be like, I'm not going to go on a date with a stranger either. Right. So no, I've never done it. What about 10 million if someone said that? No, I still wouldn't. Even if you just donated all of it to Flint for water?

I wouldn't. That's a great idea. You wouldn't do that for the children? Yeah, for Flint. Okay, you know what? For Flint? Maybe for Flint. But would I actually have to have sex with a guy? You know't do that for the children Yeah For Flint Okay you know what For Flint Maybe for Flint But would I actually

Have to have sex with a guy You know what I mean Well 10 million for Flint That would make a huge difference So maybe for that reason I would Because I'm all about clean water You are all about

Giving back to the black community That's really what it is Lisa The hero we didn't know We wanted or something Whatever that's saying Okay 10 million

Because 10 million is different It is I would give a piece of my soul Would I have to pay the tax on it Or would he have to pay the tax on it We got to work all this out There's business 10 million flat

Okay It's charitable donation It's tax deductible Yeah but when I get the money As the earner I got to pay income tax on it Then you just donate all that Bang

Okay That goes out of your income So 10 mil Okay I'm saying this is a hypothetical Hypothetical But 10 mil is a lot of money You could do whatever you want with it

you could build wells in Africa and it can't be a guy in Dubai or Saudi Arabia you're not into the brown guys I'm not going to the chic no it's not that you haven't heard what I said about white women there's no way to make offense to any of it I was about to say this is the first interaction I've seen with a white woman that wasn't contentious ever.

So you're in the very first place. I just noticed that Kaz doesn't have his Invisalign in. Because I can't talk. Oh, you want to talk to him? You want to get all your bars out today. This is my last one, though. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah My mouth is always important

So you know Hey Okay Alright so we found Found somewhat a situation It's just It's a thing that I think A lot of

Very few Small percentage of the population Gets to go through Like they get to put their self In that moral dilemma Like would I Like nobody's offered me Half a million dollars For my dick yeah right yet and would i give that to them i think yeah all signs are yeah i mean i've performed stand-up at uh like a buffet yeah

so it's like who am i to turn down half a million for my dick but you're making it now you're making big money i heard you had an interior decorator. Listen, I'm waiting. Have some lady. Come on. You should know. I got that going right now. I heard that. If you want to sing in Eames' chair.

It's fake. You got a fake one of those. I heard all about that. Okay. Okay. I've been listening. So dope. Okay. Lisa.

Yes. I want to know what you think is the future for Lisa Ann. I want to know what happens. I want to know realistically. You're directing. Are you going to be more producer in a biz? You leave in a biz? You go on only sports?

I think the business is going to dissolve itself in the next two years, and everything is going to be self-produced. I think there'll be a couple small companies, like Blacked. There'll be like four or five companies other than Brazzers. I like Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. Blacked. There'll be like four or five companies other than Brazzers. Greg Lansky.

There'll be Brazzers. There'll be Reality Kings. Bang Bros. There'll be about five players. That's it. Everybody else is going to go under. Now the talent doesn't need to show up to deal with some slimy director who's an asshole when they can just bust out their phone and take a bubble bath at home and make the

same money. And it really is the same money. So the control's been been taken back the problem now is no one wants to work you can try and book a movie no one wants to work and the guys who work every day are even noticing a difference where they don't want to do just only fans This is interesting. I do believe that it's going to really do itself in.

One question I did have. People always say porn directs where technology is going to head, right? Is there anything that you've seen in porn that you're going to say

like, oh, everyone's going to be doing this in the next couple years? They've been trying to do 3D and all of this for so long and it's so weird because no one understands

the natural thing. Yeah, that's like VR stuff and VR is huge but like no one really understands the equipment and you're taking people that are

from our industry and you're having them operate equipment that maybe they're not that great with it has to be shot a certain way Browsers is starting

a video game where we get to make a little bit off of our name we get to tell them what we wouldn't want to do and then these guys

will come in and pay so much to be director and say, I want Lisa Ann, this guy. So that's what they're working on. That's their all-time experience. Like Korn 2K? Yeah.

That is amazing. Do you get to build a porn star? It is just like that. Now, do you build it from the ground up? You can build. You can build. Can you go to career mode and be a bad father and do everything you can to get there, like miss cheerleading practice?

And she's like, ooh, I'm going to suck some dick today. I think we're going to stay with all things that were above 18 years old. Right, right, right. And that'll make that better. But I'm saying career mode you have to build. Dynasty mode. Dynasty mode. Yeah.

Porn isn't built in your 20s, right? No, no. It's built in your early teens. It's embedded in your early teens. One in a million percent. So how did you end up doing? Did you have some fucked up childhood? I was on my own at 16.

Really? And I didn't want to, my biggest thing was I just didn't want a GED. It was devastating to me to have a GED. So I stayed in high school, which wasn't easy. I had to go to school till noon. So you got a BBD? The school had to have me working at a local dentist's office till 6. And then that wasn't enough to pay my bills.

Right. So I started driving all over New Jersey and PA, Philly, you know, the tri-state area, and doing bikini contests. And they were a pretty good hustle, because you could make 500 bucks a pop, and for me, that would help me for a month. And I started running the circuit, well, strippers do bikini contests, and eventually, a girl came up to me, she said, hey, I'll help you get get fake id and i could take you to my club and they'll never know and so i got fake id and started dancing but even before this like your relationship with your

parents and all this stuff you hear these tropes about porn stars and strippers if they got a report card i'm pretty sure it would be an f really yeah yeah you know it is what it is we don't have a relationship not at all no really and then what what happens like what happens you think the psyche that allows or like pushes girls maybe to do this i think there's two different thought processes right there's a broken girl that is looking for attention and this is a great way for that validation right then there's the other girl who's just like i don't want to rely on anybody ever and i want to make as much money as possible always that was kind of me you know where i was like even though my parents weren't great i didn't resent i don't hold things i'm not unforgiving but for me it was just like how

can i not be my mom because my mom was in a horrible divorce with my dad he didn't give her money and i just remember thinking why would i let some dude knock me up this is going to be the situation right and so i just wanted to make as much money as I could and be in control of my own destiny. That's why you approach it like a business. That's why you were interviewing for two years. Now, was there a part of you that's also like, okay, I don't give a fuck if my parents don't like it because fuck them.

Exactly, yeah. So that plays a little bit into it, right? It does. And you try to get them to be on board. It's great now because a lot of the- Hold on, hold on. You're trying to get your parents to be on board. What is that?

Well, there's a lot of girls In younger talent in the business now Where their parents are supportive Of their choices Which is great Because you know what Those kids don't get wrapped up in drugs They don't meet a loser boyfriend

For love and validation And they end up doing better In the industry And it's something that like Hey this is a legit career Like this is legal Like we can pay taxes on this Like it's okay

And I'm seeing that It's really great to see younger people have a part of that though too like kind of like normalizing porn for like the mainstream yeah there's like a handful of nobody questions whether it's like a legit career you can make money on legitimately a lot of times you know it's similar to stand up or even similar to fighting right it's like that's what you don't fight if you have any other opportunity. Right. Okay? If you're choosing to box or do MMA

or any of these things, it's because everything else wasn't there. Right. Getting punched in the face and forever altering your life is a dangerous prospect. Of course it is.

So I think you see, even with comedy, it's like walking in front of strangers and begging for their validation so you can feel whole. We're needy. Yeah. We're broken somewhere. Yeah, exactly feel whole it's like you're not doing that yeah we're broken somewhere yeah exactly so it's like this is not something that

is idiosyncratic to pornography right you see this in a lot of different fields in life right right i think maybe if there were a lot if there were guys that could fuck to get that validation they wouldn't be telling jokes right but you know most comic dick is trash i don't know if you've ever been now you know not this guy um so so there is something going on there right 100 there's an isolation and this business will isolate you more than anything else you'll ever do in the world you know it is the most and i tell people when they're getting this is the loneliest world you're ever gonna live in but you have to you have to be comfortable with loneliness to even enter it, right? Exactly.

You're on your own. You're 16. There's nobody else out there for you or supporting you or helping you, right? You're making yourself survive. And you realize at a young age, like, oh, shit. Yeah, the world's fucked up. Like, this whole thing, like, we're all in this together is bullshit. It's all bullshit.

You have to feed yourself and put a roof over your head. This is what I'm going to go do to do it. And at 16, having a car, car insurance, rent, everything else, and still going to high school was hard, right? You know, you're looking at, at that time, my rent was like $350, which is hella cheap because I'm old. But still, that was a lot to come up with. Car insurance was ridiculous for a 16-year-old on her own. So, yeah, for me, that was exactly it. And as it starts to build and you realize, like, okay, I'm going to buy a house And then I'm going to have This nest egg

And then if I just One on one day Just say fuck it all Sell it Move to Europe You're good for the rest Of your life You're just working

And saving And working and saving And making sure You're carrying no debt And pulling nothing with you That's negative Do you think if you had A more supportive

And privileged upbringing You would have ended up In pornography Or you would have Done something else Definitely not What do you think You would end up doing

I always wanted to be A sports agent I grew up watching Arliss. Do you remember that show? That's Arliss. He was ahead of his time. I was like, yo, I want to do it. He was ahead of his time. When I started with the channel,

Robert Wool does fantasy baseball and he was on air before me and he would sign off and say my name and I would be like, oh my gosh, I grew up watching this guy on TV and he's saying my name right now. I don't know if this is 100% factual, but when you think about Arliss, right? Remember when they had the actual people in the show playing themselves? Yeah, Michael Jordan was on. Michael Jordan was himself.

All the athletes were themselves, right? So I think, and I'm not exactly sure, but I think that was the first mainstream show to let actors and athletes play themselves. Then it became like Entourage. Entourage was after, right? Entourage was 30 years after. You are 100% right. And also, athletes.

What's the Larry David show? All these things are really taken in Arliss model. All these PO shows. So that's why I assume it was just like, yeah, we're just going to do this from Arliss. And athletes were not PR trained back there. So it was great because they were awkward. They were comfortable. And it was great because they were awkward. They were comfortable. And it was great because they were uncomfortable.

But I knew young men. Authentic. That's like the porn I like. See? See what I'm saying? Arliss was the backroom casting couch of comedy. Yes. Yes.

Of all shows, Entourage, everything forward. Yes. One million percent. Oh my gosh. So now you're still in this sports world. So there was a kernel Of this sports interest That has blossomed into What you're now transitioning

To hopefully a career Yeah And I love it so much I love working for Sirius I've been under contract Since 2013 Right My shows continue to grow

During football season I work a lot more Than I do during baseball season Fantasy baseball Is kind of grueling I do one show a week During fantasy baseball season We don't acknowledge baseball

Baseball's not a't acknowledge baseball I understand Baseball's not a sport I understand that It's a game But I absolutely love it You know what I've met some of the greatest people In this business

All of the other hosts From the other shows Have given me access To their sites So that I can read All the current information They're not They're all

You know what This is a group of How good are you at reading that Very good Like elite level You know if a guy wants pussy Or a guy's actually trying to do business? Right away, good.

Right away? Right away, good. You can just tell by their tone, their body language, how they look at you. I want pussy or I want to do business. You just want to do business. Damn, she's good. Yeah. Just kidding!

No, I'm just kidding. No, but you didn't eat. But you weren't like that to me in Toronto. No, no, yeah. You didn't try with me in Toronto. You were just cool with me in Toronto. Yeah. No one fucked with me there.

Yeah, no. And I was there on my own remember that's right is it like unique when people aren't trying to fuck you it's like oh thank god because then otherwise I gotta kind of be rude

and act like I'm on my phone even though I'm not you know and I just gotta stay on my own you don't want to do that either you want to experience the people experience and like

I remember listening to you you were doing Guy Code at the time and it was so exciting we were seeing this little back area Remember there was like This dark area Beyond the stage And it was just neat

To learn about everybody And I don't want to miss out On those moments Because I'm deflecting cock Right You know what I'm saying Now look at us Six years later

Now I'm saying It's interesting There's like You know Quick question So like You being really good At fantasy football

Let's see if this is A quick question You get a certain He be asking long ass questions Because they demand Long ass answers So being really good At fantasy football

You get a certain intel That a lot of fantasy football People don't get Can you like share a story Of like knowing where Hey this guy's In no way Shaped to play right now

I do find out When there's locker room drama, minor colds and flus, little things that could be happening. You watch Game of Thrones? No. All right,

well, there's this character named Varys in Game of Thrones and he has these little kids go out in there and get information because kids watch everything but nobody acknowledges

that they're even there. Like you with the binoculars as a kid. Exactly, right? So do you have the hose on tap? Are you trying to figure out if someone's injured? You're like, yo.

That's true. So I just network with somebody on each team and just see what's really going on. If there's a little bit of squabble, if someone's got a stomach virus, like something minor that you wouldn't know because they're not going to put them on the injured list or on the DL nothing, but they're not up to speed, so they're not going to start. They might have limited minutes. You don't want to play somebody in DFS that's going to have limited minutes. So how do you share that without giving away that you have inside info?

Or do you just say, I got inside info? I share it with people I really care about. I don't say I have inside info. But if it's for my teams, it's all hands on deck. We spoke about certain things. I'm like, yo, what's going on with this right now? And also, I get to know players. And if I know players party a lot or do reckless things,

I never draft them on my fantasy teams at all because I know how they live and I know the difference between a player like Tom Brady, Larry Fitzgerald.

These are veteran players who have never been in trouble, have never done drugs while they're in the league and doing anything reckless and I see these other players that are doing all this stuff and getting on IV

before they go back to camp and I'm like, I'll never draft you. How do you not give that i'm like i'll never drive you not give that away but that's because like career-wise that'd be great for you to give away something here and there and like morsels so how do you be like yo i would betray their trust that's a thin line i don't give it away ever but it what's great is i know recommendations i do but like if I'm in a league competing against people that I want to beat, I'll hype up that player knowing that I'm not taking that player. And say what a great summer they had in L.A., training every day. I know they weren't training at all. Here's the question.

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but from what I've heard. Why would it make sense for him? It would make sense because he's at least handing you his sources. I don't know. I'll never give up my sources. You can never give up your sources. I'll never give up my sources.

But no, he definitely doesn't have side bitches. But if I meet a player that thinks he wants to have side bitches, I don't do the side bitch thing. So if you're married or in a relationship, I'm not playing with you because i don't want to be involved in any bad karma okay um but i do tell them to hire somebody to handle their shit you know and smart athletes will put somebody on the payroll for a good 250 a year and say you get all the phones you get all the letters that everybody has to sign when they're meeting up you handle everything make sure they're in a different hotel across the street, not in my hotel. You bring them over. And there are people that do this and do it very, very well.

$250,000 a year. Yep. Like who has that? NBA players. Really? All day long. Gotta. You gotta pay somebody.

You gotta. Buy that kind of money. I'd spend it in a second. It's called a layer. You got a nice layer protecting you from that other person. That's Tiger calling the bitch on his voicemail. Ruined his career. Rookie shit.

I agree. Rookie shit. I agree. Rookie shit. You never talk to them on your own. You always have that other person talk to them for you. Interesting. They are everything.

Always. And the girls understand this relationship and they get it? Yeah, because they're scared. They sign NDAs. They sign all this stuff. What's funny about it is

Have you ever signed NDA? I have. People have made you sign? Just for meetings that I've had with people. What's that bitch that ruined the NDA, Trump bitch? Oh, yeah, Stormy.

But the thing really is, like, the NDA is funny to me with a girl because the girl has nothing to lose. Like, what's this player going to sue her for? She ain't got nothing. She's got an apartment filled with Louboutins. But yet the girl is so dumb. She's afraid she's going to be sued. So she's like, I can't say anything.

You know what I mean? I'm going to take So she's like, I can't say it. I'm like, you know what I mean? I don't take my red bottles. Because I don't want nothing. I mean, a lawsuit is only as good as the money you might get in return, right? Absolutely. What are you going to shame this girl for? Being a hooker? I guess you want to scare them.

But it works. It does work. And they also read which girls it will work for. So this person that works between the player and the girls really does all the interviews, all the first engagements to find out how trustworthy. They go through their phones. They see who they're interacting with. They make sure their location services aren't on.

It is intense. Using their powers for good. Yes, I see. Real talk. Wait a minute. And you've been in this situation where somebody has done that to you with an athlete? I've been in this situation where girls has done that to you with an athlete? I've been in this situation where girls have been in this situation with an athlete. Or an athlete got into this situation with a girl and she kind of wronged them.

And the athlete came to me and said, hey, can you help me out of this situation? And I always help them out. I always help them out. Because I always know more dirt on the person that's trying to hurt somebody than that. So I'll make sure I dig it. That's what I wanted to ask. So a lot of these girls, they probably look up to you on some OG shit, right? So do you get more trust from the player or do you get more trust from the chicks?

The chicks I want to have more trust for, but I have to say more from the player because the girls know how, I'll have girls picked up out of parties and just taken somewhere else. If somebody calls me and says, yo, this girl's acting strange and we're worried about her, I'll find out who her agent is and say, yo, your girl's in a situation

I don't think she's safe. Send a driver right now to pick her up and she's gone. She doesn't even know where she was, but she's gone. And so I help them. Is this the future for you, partially? Can you end up being this liaison?

You're like the Professor X of porn stars. You could be the one. You're just gonna sit in the chair stars. You could be the one. And just fucking put the thing in and it's like, oh, there's somebody over here. Side chick's out. There's someone who was in Toronto. I forgot her name. What was her name? And she basically

ran all the parties for the NBA players for years. Oh, I know who you're talking about. I'm forgetting her name right now. It's a pretty good gig. She was on the Carter documentary. The Carter Effect. I forgot her name, but I know what you're talking about. But basically,

but you could essentially be that. You could be that filter because these athletes trust you. They know you've never wronged an athlete. You've never, like that bozo with no forehead. What's that chick's name? That just constantly outs the athletes

and say that they're trying to holler at her. Oh my God. I know who you're talking about. Not Superman. No, Mia Khalifa. Mia Khalhalifa i shouldn't even set her name what a fucking bozo she is i agree with you yeah yeah it just sucks and like if someone dms you and they're harassing you and you blow them up that's one thing but they're just team i mean you'd like flirt with you like just don't follow them or don't don't accept dms from people you don't follow like i never got that she just

that's how she cropped herself up i agree it's like if you share my nudes that's illegal right that's what fucking namor is in trouble for today yo and we'll get to that in a little bit but like but yeah it is an interesting thing that you could potentially go there and that's crazy that there are these guys that that's their specific job to act as a buffer between an athlete and there's a big trust issues. I mean, look, remember a couple years ago, who was a Knicks player? Had two girls home from a party, and they robbed him. Watch his, was it Quincy?

No, it was the dude that went to Wichita State. I forgot, Cle Anthony Early. Okay. That was his name. And I felt so bad for him. I thought he was going to be good. I thought he was going to be nice to me. But, you know, when I'm listening to my channel all day and I hear hosts saying, you know,

this guy's an idiot. He shouldn't be doing this. I come on and I go, listen, you're a guy that's never had two girls offer to go home with you at one time. You don't know what that feels like. You lose all sense of reality. He does not think that these girls are out to hustle him, have some empathy. It's a human error.

That's all it is. We prop players up as if they're more intelligent than other people they're human beings and a lot of times they're kids and a lot of times they're kids and so i always feel bad for those situations because i'm like man now it's on the news now people are shaming you and i'm always the first one to tell hosts and people i work with like hey let's try and look at this from a different perspective and i'm sorry but i think the girl is more guilty the guy's just being a guy and two girls want to come home with them that's their choice to go home yeah there's nothing a lot of

times they're single men when did our world change when Mike Tyson went to jail for that girl that girl knew what she was doing you go to a guy's hotel room with him what do you think you're gonna play fucking Scrabble and And that changed the game in strip clubs. First of all, Mike Tyson cannot play Scrabble. That's how you should have known that wasn't going to happen. That's how you know it wasn't going to happen. Connect four, maybe. But Scrabble, no.

Maybe checkers. How many S's do you have? After that incident, we saw the athletes coming into clubs drop in half. In half. Wait a minute. Talk to me on this. So you say the Me Too movement

started with Tyson? Well, I mean What has become the Me Too movement? I guess so. But like, look, I think if he would have been in a different court

in a different situation with a different judge this might not have been his outcome. I mean, you are a willing participant. She wasn't drugged. She wasn't drunk.

She was a willing participant on video in an elevator. To me, that's a call as a woman. I've never been in that situation because I would never go to a hotel room if I wasn't planning on throwing down with the guy. What's the point? So that changed the game. And that really, that was when I was on the road and athletes used to come in.

They would bring duffel bags of money to get your attention. They would just throw blocks of bundled fives up on the stage, thousands of money to get your attention they would just throw blocks of bundled fives up on the stage thousands of dollars to get your attention and after that that all stopped because they didn't want to be seen in the clubs and that's when clubs started making backdoor entrances and little vip areas where the celebrities could come in and not be in a situation like that it changed the game i knew it was going to change the game when it happened i didn't want him to go to jail for that for that reason plus i didn't really think that it was well thought out that he went to jail for something like that um this girl had a choice she made it

and that was a risk that she took i'm not saying date rape doesn't happen and i'm saying anything against that but as a woman you have to be responsible example i will never meet an agent in a hotel room and every agent that hit me when I first got to LA would like try and set up meetings and I would say the same thing I will only meet you during the day at an office with other people present during the week yeah right we're in a public place I need people around witnesses right and so they would turn me down for these meetings and I finally landed an agent out here in New York because he loved my response he loved that I wrote back

only at your office during the day when other people are present when it's light out like did you learn that lesson the hard way did you I just thought it was common sense okay so you knew going into it yeah I just as a woman also had to grow up quicker though 16 on your own also I will tell you this my dad was a pretty aggressive educator so he pretty much told me anything that I did in the dark by myself alone, I'd be raped. Like every conversation from eight years old on was like, if you let your gas run out, you're going to be raped.

If you get gas at night, you're going to be raped. If you go to the grocery store at night, you're going to be raped. If you meet someone at a hotel. Honestly, it seems to work. That sounds like good parents in the room. It seems to work. Oh, it fucking worked. I still don't get gas at night.

I still don't get gas at night. Okay? I still don't get gas at night. Okay? Ever. My gas tank has still never gone below a quarter of a tank because I lived in Pennsylvania by the turnpike and he would tell me, if you let it go below a quarter of a tank, you're going to run out. Guess what's going to happen? You're going to get raped.

Did you spend time in India? But you know what? That shock education. Yeah, it works. It really worked. But it's also common sense. As a woman, we do have to. Everyone says we're equal.

We're not equal. Don't be stupid. Don't put yourself in a situation where you might have to fight your way out of a room. One to self-responsibility. Because obviously a dude's stronger than you. So if you stay in a place, you can always get out and there's other people around. You're fine. Does that ever happen?

You ever have a guy act a little crazy? And that's why I'm afraid. That's the other thing with the prostitutes. I'm like, how are these girls never afraid? This guy just isn't going to pay him. It's going to beat him up or whatever. Like to me, it's just so much risk. So no, never even in like one of the champagne rooms, a guy was acting a little crazy.

I don't do that kind of stuff. I usually act like George Seinfeld and act like I'm busy. So I don't have to. When I started dancing, there were no lap dances. It wasn't even legal yet. We got paid $25 an hour just to be at the club. Was this during Prohibition?

This was in the 90s. Late 80s, early 90s. You're telling me there was no lap dances in the 90s? Not for a long time. This was before our time. There was no interaction.

In the Northeast, you weren't even allowed on the outside of the bar. You would dance, like if you go in clubs in Philly, they're inside the bar. That's what I thought too.

The first time I went to a strip club, I was so scared to touch them because every time I watched on TV, it's like, oh, you can't touch side of the bar you would dance like if you go in clubs in philly they're inside the bar so the first time i went to a strip club i was so scared to touch them because every time i watched on tv it's like oh you can't touch the women or it's like some big fucking security guards right and like now you walk by and see a hand job happening exactly i was like whoa i didn't know when this happened how do you get laid as close i see it all the time what do you think the best way is it makes me so germ conscious because i know everything that's going on in there. And I really just want to burn everything when I leave my shoes, my everything. I'm up on the hand sanitizer wipes, not touching people.

This is all I'm going to think about after you get caught. I'm going to think about two seconds later and be like, get it off of me. Get it off of me. Chernobyl. Chernobyl. Chernobyl. Oh, my God. You see so much. But it was different.

So we stayed on the inside of the bar and weren't allowed to have any contact. And the guys just had to hand us our money. That's stupid. OK. But how do you get laid in the strip club? What advice do you have for guys who want to get laid in the strip club? Well, I don't think I should be giving this advice. But if I did. This information is worth thousands of dollars.

First and foremost... This information is worth thousands of singles. You need to be selective. You need to be selective on your girls. So you need to pick a girl that would be like one of the girls in the scenes that you like. A little bit unsure, a little amateur, a little janky.

Maybe she's a little... unsure a little amateur a little janky maybe she's little had a couple drinks okay guys normally wear sweatpants or they take their belt off like you'll see a guy getting ready for a lap dance he's got to take his belt off because he's like committed to the fact that hopefully something happens that's a that's a trick because if the guy takes his belt off and the girl doesn't complain that's usually when the guy knows okay maybe i can go one step further and unbutton my pants i watch this stuff happen in the videos so i love it and i marry it so then you know you just kind of take it from there i advise you bring a condom because a lot of times girls don't have them something i've noticed in those videos um but it's not legal and if you get

busted most of the time the guy is not going to get as much trouble as he thinks because the club is more worried about losing their liquor license. So they're more worried about firing the girl because she's actually their responsibility and just getting the guy out of there. So you have nothing to lose. As a guy, you have nothing to lose. Just whip it out. And lick her face when she leans in

as well. We're sweating some fucked up information. Stop it. Do not lick her face. But you have to make the move. know, guys. Do not do that. Do not just whip it up. Do not lick her face. Stop it. Do not lick her face. But you have to make the move. She's not going to make the move.

You have to be like- I'm sure there's girls in shadier clubs that just walk around and talk about it, right? Yeah. You go to some of those clubs. Girls hate me in strip clubs. I've been to certain clubs where they literally give me a price. They have nothing to do with me in strip clubs. Because you look civilized.

They know that I get laid. They're going for the broken dude in sweatpants. I would do the same thing. They live in his mom's basement, and they're like, this guy has expendablepants. I would do the same thing. That lives in his mom's basement. And they're like, this guy has expendable income. It's a job. I know he does. It's a job.

Right. You know what I mean? If you're someone who doesn't drink alcohol, the bartender is not going to pay you a lot of attention. Right. Right? So it's like you need someone who's a lush, someone who's drunk. Right.

I completely understand it. But it is a little annoying. You're out with the boys. You're like, do I have to hit on you? What's the whole point of being here? It's a tricky one. I could go hit on girls and get outside of this. I would suggest sitting in an area where you can watch the dudes walking out from the lap dance area

and see what dudes look the most satisfied and then see what girls they're with and then try and get that girl. Oh, you got this one. This is real. Lock down. So the guys end the show. The more you know. End the show. Overjoyed.

That's great. So if you see the guys walking out, they're like, oh, endless. The more you know. Endless. You're overjoyed. That's great. So if you see the guys walking out, they're like, oh. Yes. And if you see the guys walking out real tense, don't go near those girls at all. The relaxed dudes, you see what that girl is. Yep. And then you take the belt off. So that's the move.

That's the move. It's take the belt off in front of her. Taking the belt off. And she's like, it's going down. Yep. Now, dude. Because if a guy takes a belt off walking by me, I'm like, you better watch out. It's all strangling with that thing.

You'll be left there lifeless. Really? Jesus. Yeah, yeah. I don't play. It's not a petting zoo. It's a guy takes a belt off walking by me, I'm like, you better watch out. It's all strangling with that thing. You'll be left there lifeless. Really? Yeah, yeah. I don't play. It's not a petting zoo. It's a no contact sport when I'm dancing. I don't let anyone touch me. Really?

Okay. That's part of the allure. It's supposed to be something you can't have. Here's a question. Who's the most pathetic? I'm sticking cake in front of my face and not eating it. I'm not paying for this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Some people do go for the entertainment though. You sniff it and then you get out and that's a hundred dollars no so here's a question who's the most pathetic dude that you've slept with

like did you ever like fuck a guy cause you're like oh my god this guy needs it I don't think I've had sex with anyone that's pathetic never once

did you do it as a favor you never favor fucked anybody you have all this power as a woman no pity pussy like that one time you give it to him like it would make their. Can't I just give him a photo? Or make a

hello video for his friends? That was a photo now. It's not my jam. You never want to feel that sort of world-changing power that you could transform this nerd's life. Give him a story that would change.

We might hang out and I'd let his friends believe that we hooked up, but we're not hooking up. You know what I mean? If you really want to change Flint. So never once wanted to do that. Never once. Never felt too bad for a guy. You guys get to pee wherever you want.

You stand up. You don't have to sit on this one. I'm not saying that. So many benefits. You get to beat up people. If I was a dude, I'd have been in jail 10 times already at least. For sure. You know how Bill Murray goes

around and eats a french fry out of somebody's little side of fries? And then he whispers in his ears like, no one will ever believe you. He does that in real life? Have you ever seen a documentary on Netflix? There's a documentary where he just goes around and all these people

have like these weird like folk tales about Bill Murray just showing up at people's parties or showing up at events. Bill Murray will show up to a wedding, right?

And he'll just be in the wedding party. He'll enjoy the whole wedding, take shots with her, drink with everybody and it's like, hey, Bill Murray's here. It's like,

have you never felt that way about, you know, dick? No, sorry. Never once. Still kind of personal to me. Like nobody would believe you. Imagine you just blew some random kind of personal to me. Like, nobody would believe you. Imagine you just blew some random guy. I would not do it.

Nobody would believe you. No, never. Why would I do that? I got street cred to protect too, yo. For the story. You know what I'm saying? That is mythical. That's a mythical blowjob.

It's mythical. No one will believe it. There's a legend of Lisa Andrews. She's got a phone. We've all seen it. It's like when Chappelle did stand up and wouldn't allow phones and did five hours and then just left. That's when it was all you had to be there type of thing.

Real talk. How about this? Area 51. If your girl ever breaks up with you, then we'll make this happen. That's on the record, motherfucker. I'm not going to lie, Lisa. I don't know if you can handle it. I don't know if you can handle it, man.

Real talk. Hey, hey. I don't know if you can handle it. I don't know if you can handle it, man. Real talk. I don't know if you can handle it. This kid's not playing around, though. Hey, Lisa. Lisa, this guy's not playing around. He started to a cherry, though. He's so unsure about how he feels. He is going to be with you guys editing this.

Check this out. We're not editing. We're just sitting here in this awkwardness. This is not editing. We're just sitting here in this awkwardness. This is the show. We're just sitting here in this awkwardness. Your girl will not come out and try and kill me, right? Can't promise that. She's a silly girl, too.

She's almost killed Andrew. Really? She almost killed Andrew. I told you he's got a beautiful dick. What am I supposed to do? Oh, God. This is funny. But obviously, yes.

I have a question. One of my favorite categories is deep throat. It's inside the actor's studio. So one of my favorite artists. You know how she said she gets creeped out and she gets on her phone? Look where she at right now. Look where she at right now look where she at right now I have a question Lisa

Heather Brooke I don't know her really no oh man she's like legendary with her three deep throat abilities

do you like it when they gag and like stuff comes up cause it freaks me out no no no she doesn't she doesn't gag at all cause all that saliva really freaks me out on set

like when girls you know the saliva thing that's like really popular right now a lot of girls like oh that gives me the willies not with her that's really popular right now? A lot of girls are like, that gives me the willies. Not with her.

She doesn't even have any of those. Yes, it's so funny. I'm not into it. It's so germy. I'm not into it. Wait, hold on. Let's back up here. You're not into saliva-induced blowjob? Well, it's just a lot of girls now do it.

I directed a girl a couple years ago, and no one told me ahead of time that she did this. It was like my people were playing a joke on me because they knew I'd throw up. And so I'm directing this scene, like, I had her makeup done, her hair done really nicely. Two minutes into the scene, she's got, like, a loogie of her own on her face.

Her lashes are coming down. I'm like, I can't watch this. It gives me the willies. I was about to say, like, what else creeps you out? Because, like, I feel like you've seen A lot of shit I don't wanna jump off of this though Let's

More about this We'll come back to that Yeah yeah yeah But we're gonna go back To all the things So this girl had so much saliva It was all over her face Now

Is it kinda like in baseball When like they keep a little The shoe polish On the elbows So they can hold the ball differently Is that what she was doing No it's cause she made a loogie And it landed somewhere

I didn't mean to Like she'll go to do one And then it'll land on the guy's leg and it'll just sit there and you'll watch it for a couple of minutes while he's moving. And it's just like going down his leg. And I'm like, no, I can't. But there are girls that give dry blowjobs and that is awful. Of course. Why would you do that?

How do we balance? How do you balance? I say you balance with a, there's a very, it's like a sexy way to do it. You know, you could still have, but you just don't need. How do you tell a girl to give a more wet blowjob? Well, you don't hire a girl that gives a dry blowjob. I'm not hiring her. I'm saying in life, how do I go?

How does she give a dry blowjob? Does she have any saliva in her mouth? She's been bringing this up for multiple episodes. Does she have cotton mouth? Do you have a bad experience you want to share with us? I'm the perfect person to talk to about this. Talk about it. Go for it.

We're here now. I'm saying things like to talk to about this. Talk about it. Go for it. Talk about it. We're here now. I'm saying things like, hey, let's make it a little wet. You know what I mean? Let's make it a little wet spit. And then she'll kind of spit on it, but it will be like, patooey. It won't be like a real, I want that vitamin C spit. You need to keep lemon water by, you need citrus, and you need to keep it on hand by you all. You know what I mean?

You need to do that so lemon like you're talking about like that vitamin C like when you feel sick a regular lemon in water oh okay yeah yeah I put the lemon in the water

and then she drinks that yeah you just sit it near her so when she needs more you can just hand it to her oh so it's a water she needs to be drinking it more but water saliva isn't good it's the one that's back there

the back of the I think you don't have her blow you anymore you want that rose of pork saliva stop it real talk real talk what'd she just say First Alive isn't good. It's the one that's back there. The back of the... I think you don't have her blow you anymore. He went there. Rosa Parks is alive. Stop it. You're real talk. I need back of the throat.

Real talk. What'd she just say? Repeat that. What'd she just say? Lemon water. No, no, no. Lemon water. Lemon water.

Oh, I told him. Lemon water's stupid. Yo, you're stupid, bro. This guy's stupid. Yo, you're so dumb. Yo, you're so dumb. If you want to do it, we can do it. Please, Alex.

Please. No, no. We're here now. We're here now. We're here now. We're here now. What? I told him no. Y'all pushing me.

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I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Yeah, what else freaks you out? I'm not real. Lemon water. I'm not real. That's the name of the episode, lemon water. With the double penetration stuff where it's like two dicks in the ass, two dicks. Because the cocks are like rubbing with each other. That shit is so weird. It makes me unsure and it makes me ask a lot of questions that I can't get in the moment.

So like, you know, when something distracts you, you're like, well, why? Like, how does the guy feel about that? When you start doing that, you're like, porn's over. Any type of sword crossing is just. Bro, they're next to each other they're in the same bus it's more dude than China it's way more dude than China

she's super gay and they're so close to each other to do it because I've watched it live of course I was curious I showed up when somebody was shooting I'm like I gotta see

how this goes down how do the guys angle all four legs and everything right in there and how does it work and somehow it works but it is a lot of close contact no it doesn't work

that shit is gross so that's something that's not for me that's something where's not for me. That's something where I'm like, no, pass. Yeah, that shit is so gross. That's a good line. Pass?

That's a good line. Yeah. Two dicks at once. Oh, no. That's a good line. That's a good line not to cross. Yeah. That's a good line. The line I don't cross is pregnancy.

I don't do the pregnancy porn. Yeah, me neither. I thought you were just saying, like, I'm making girls get abortions. You don't ever want kids. No, no, no. I'd like kids but the pregnancy porn where the women are showing that's fucked up and the size of porn dicks

I understand this too we use a fisheye lens which makes everything look bigger so it's making the girl's ass look bigger her boobs look bigger and his dick look bigger so you are being so we're looking at dicks through a peephole on porn yes so those dicks really are a lot taller on TV and also everyone thinks my boobs are a lot bigger my ass is a lot bigger everybody thinks like I'm so much bigger although there was a time I was bigger even then

people would be like oh my god you're so much smaller in real life like it's fisheye lens because when you look at the photos you hate them because your boobs look bigger than your head. And you're like, ew, but the guys love it. Guys love it. They love what? The big boob, the big ass, so that's why they use that camera. It does make the guy look bigger. And the guys lit a certain way.

Most of the guys are super lean, like you. Makes a nice small backdrop. Makes it look even bigger. It's all an optical illusion. It's all an optical illusion it's all an optical illusion young dick are there any like porn stars that you watch now

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I'll see a cable and it'll drive me nuts. And I'll be like, oh my gosh, that editor sucks. Can you meet a girl and know? The makeup artist. Can you meet a girl and know? You got what it takes. I can by having conversation with her. And I need to know like what's her story?

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Now let's get back to the show What an amazing What an amazing weekend of sports guys We have a lot to talk about I think we should start talking about One of the greatest Heavyweight upsets In the history of boxing

Anthony Joshua Gets knocked out by andy ruiz i watched the replay read some commentary and it seemed like once he took that punch to the temple that was it that him up now you know more than me so i'm i'm assuming there's more going on but it just seemed to me like after that he wasn't right yeah yeah he, yeah. He didn't recover. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, to be fair to Andrew Ruiz, he also got knocked down. Yeah, I was about to say. He took a couple knockdowns. So if you guys haven't seen the fight, just watch the third round. You can watch it on YouTube.

It's one of the best rounds in boxing history. It's really unbelievable. So this guy, Andy Ruiz, has built like Wreck-It Ralph. He's fucking six feet tall, barely. They said he looks like the guy from Up. Yeah. Brandon Schaub said he looks like the guy from Up, all grown up. The kid, all grown up. Yeah, his body looks like French toast.

You know how French toast has that little ridge at the top? That's what his breasts do. French toast Ruiz. French toast Ruiz. Can we make a rule? We should be allowed to body shame a guy if you're the heavyweight champion. We should be allowed to body shame a guy if you're the heavyweight champion. We should be allowed to. I love how everybody just totally made fun of the way this guy looks,

even though he's the fucking new heavyweight champion of the world. And let's be honest, none of us would say it to his face. No, exactly. Andy Ruiz, third round. Looks like grown-up Eddyn. It is kind of Bill. So he's probably given up six inches to Joshua Joshua is this Adonis

I mean he looks like a Greek statue Amazing physique And in the third round Anthony Joshua catches Ruiz With a straight right I believe And then throws a combo They exchange Joshua lands a hook

And it sits Ruiz down Yeah He's rattled Never been down hook, and it sits Ruiz down. Yeah. He's rattled, never been down before in his whole career, Ruiz, that is. Gets back up, and Joshua goes in for the finish, lands another straight right. Mm-hmm. And after that, Ruiz exchanges with him. I don't know how the fuck he's exchanging with him.

He was just knocked down. He probably doesn't even have his legs back yet. And catches Anthony Joshua with that punch that you were saying i think he also took to the temple yeah i think it was like a right over the top there was a couple punches that were exchanged and joshua just could not recover so i saw it in i saw two punches the first i see doesn't knock him down but he like you see him stagger and i was i'm pretty sure i left either punch knock him down so he like it was he just got hurt'm pretty sure I left him. Neither punch knocked him down. So he just got hurt, and then he just kind of went down. And then another big punch.

But nothing knocked him down, right? So he went hurt, and then Ruiz kind of laid on him, and then he laid down, right? He just kind of tapped out, to be honest with you. He kind of quit. He quit in the corner, right? Well, then in the seventh round, he gets knocked down again. Actually, at the end of the third round, he gets knocked down again, almost gets knocked out of the ring, gets saved by the bell. And then the seventh round, he gets knocked down again, and then he just quits in his corner.

And he doesn't really quit because technically the referee stopped the fight, but he didn't really give any pushback with him stopping the fight. I mean, he was up. back with him stopping the fight. I mean, he was up. This is a championship fight in Madison Square Garden in front of the American fan base that he's out here trying to win over so that he can completely cross over to the mainstream. And he just fucking quits, man.

Like, he just quits. I mean, there's a moment in that seventh round where Ruiz and Joshua both exchange hooks. Right? It's the series where you trade hooks. They both trade hooks. They both land. Yeah. And the man with the bigger heart is the one who ends up winning the fight.

They both land. Literally and figuratively. That's right. He doesn't have the biggest heart. Literally, right? So it's like, it was just amazing to see this fucking kid, Andy Ruiz, man. Like, I'm just such a massive fan of Mexican boxers, dude. Yeah.

Like, I just love Mexican culture in general. Because they're fucking reckless, bro. They don't give a fuck. It's not only reckless, but they don't give a fuck. I just love... Mexican culture in general. They don't give a fuck. It's not only reckless, but they don't give a fuck. In general, I just fucking love Mexican culture. I just love this fighting spirit that Mexicans have. Azteca. Yeah, the Aztec, I guess.

You told me about this years ago. Right, right. There's just something about it that I just love. And I just love the bravery of it. I love the passion. I love how they fight. They fight forward, right? It's Mexican-style fighting. You go straight in, you're going to throw these punches, and you know what? You're going to take a punch to give two.

And that's exactly what Ruiz was in there doing. And he got up off the canvas, and even in the post-game interviews, post-fight interviews, you could hear him saying, like, I got off the canvas, I proved I was a warrior. Like, that's what he's saying, right? Because he understands how valuable that is to his culture. And as much as I'm a huge

Floyd Mayweather stan because I love boxing and the sweet science that it is, the animal instinct inside of me has so much respect for a guy like Ruiz who is undergunned, undermanned.

This is David versus Goliath. I mean... What was it, a 1,200-point underdog or some shit? I don't even know what the fuck it was. But you would never put money on Ruiz, right? And the reality is is he went in there undermanned this is David vs. Goliath I mean what was it a 1200 point underdog or some shit some ridiculous number you would never put money on Ruiz right

and the reality is he went in there and he took on a challenge and he took it on without being pussy like I'm talking about he was exchanging blow for blow

it was less than a month one of the hardest punchers in the fucking game right yes he came in less than a month because he had a fight prior so he was in shape it wasn't that he was in a shape he had just fought like a little over a month ago but

to see a guy like that that's so funny that's him in shape yeah oh absolutely yeah and he's just then like i saw videos of him like going viral like doing like the fucking the step ladder just like breezing through that here's the thing the guy is an amazing athlete right he just doesn't look like one yeah but he is an amazing athlete. His ability, his hand speed, his body movement, his foot speed. If you really look at him, he looks like shit. But as a fighter, he's phenomenal. And a hard puncher. But his movement is exceptional.

If you watch him, even the way he measures distance, he knows he's fighting a bigger man. So distance to him is everything. Yeah, just even looking at him, I can tell his reach is a little there's nothing yeah i have longer reach than him yeah you have longer reach so he has to use his feet for his reach right he has to step into the danger zone every time he throws a punch he got gucci socks on so shout out to him he's killing it right so but like in the spirit of mexican boxing i can't even explain How important this is Culturally That they have a heavyweight champion He's the first Mexican heavyweight champion

In history But Mexicans prop up boxing If there's no Mexicans Boxing doesn't exist anymore That was my thing right There's no Mexicans Boxing is no longer a sport Keep that in mind

Yeah Okay And this is how amazing fans They are of the sport All you have to do Is show them That you fight In the same style as them

And then they adopt you So Manny Pacquiao Took out Mexican Boxing icons I mean ended their careers And he did it in a style That was so pleasing to the Mexican fans That the Mexican fans started saying

Alright fuck it we love him They will take you, Triple G, Gennady Golovkin, right? Has said in his own marketing of himself, he's like, I fight Mexican style,

I just go forward and I fight, and you know what? The Mexican fans love, even though he's fighting Canelo, there are Mexican fans that love him. So there's something

so beautiful about their boxing culture and just Mexican culture in general to see them get a heavyweight champ. People don't even realize what this means.

It's like, imagine your country loves soccer. It's like Barack. And they never, no, no. Barack, think about it. Black people don't care about politicians. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? I wouldn't say all that, but I see what you're getting.

It's not a cultural identity for y'all to care about because it's new that you even have that representation. I think the closest thing we can compare it to is if the Knicks won the NBA finals. Imagine they had never won a finals. Yeah. But we have other sports we care about in New York. We have the Yankees. We're spoiled with other shit, right?

Imagine a country that loved soccer but never had – think about what countries happen when countries get into the World Cup for the first time. Not even win it. They get in and the people are crying you know what i mean so a country that is propped up boxing for all these years right now has an historic champions but never had a heavyweight champion because they just don't make them that big yeah right you needed one to be like born and bred in america to get to the heavyweight level right you need You need some GMOs You need some GMOs, right? You need some Monsanto, right? Yeah And then they get to the heavyweight championship fight

And then win four of the fucking belts We're not talking about some fringe belt Joshua owns all the belts The legit ones Outside of the one that Wilder has Right? So to take all those I mean,

you're talking about a transformative event in boxing history. Like, I'm so pissed off that we don't get to see like the celebrations. This guy's going to be the biggest boxer in Mexico.

Like, he's going to be, the next fight, if they're smart, is going to take place in the Aztec Stadium in Mexico. I believe it's Mexico City.

Like, it's going to be unreal. You can't even imagine what's going to happen. As big a star as these 135 pounders were, having a Mexican heavyweight champion, I can't even begin to explain how big a deal this is culturally to dominate the heavyweight division. And it's not lucky.

If they fight again, he's knockingua out in less rounds joshua sucks this is what i've been trying to tell people he sucks he beat klitschko he looks the part that's the thing he is a corporate fighter he is the perfect example no no no i'm saying i'm saying he looks like he looks like apollo creed speaks like apollo creed doesn't fight like Apollo Creed. Apollo died in the ring. I'll tell you what he is. He's Ronda Rousey. So here's the thing. Ronda Rousey was a WWE fighter that was in MMA. Right.

Completely curated and built up. She's fighting against girls that were working at Home Depot, still had regular jobs. The first time she fights a real girl, Holly Holm, who was a boxing champion, a kickboxing champion, she gets washed. Same thing happened with Anthony Joshua. He had one big victory against Klitschko. Klitschko's 40 years old, he's over the hill, found him right at the right time, fought a brave fight, and then hit him. Klitschko was

also never... I don't want to take anything away from Klitschko. But, that being said, Joshua's size mitigated a lot of the advantages that Klitschko had over his opponents. Right? Okay. Joshua... That was a good fight, and that Klitschko had over his opponents. Right? Joshua. That was a good style for Joshua. Great.

Because now Klitschko couldn't keep him at bay with a jab because here's another guy who's just the same size. Yeah. Right? So when Ruiz goes up against Joshua, Ruiz is a pure boxer. I mean, pure. Can slug. But if you look at the way he jabs the way he throws punches the way he slips smart he reminds me of james tony james tony had a similar build he was this fat pudgy guy but he could stay right in the danger zone and be effective and when you i mean like when you see

him expose joshua had nothing to do joshua's out there with these muscles you know what muscles require oxygen that shit gets that shit weighs on you, fam. These big workout dudes, they got no stamina. You never seen them run a marathon? They literally tire out. So here he is doing his abs and doing his back muscles and making sure his quads look good. That's not good for boxing. You know who's really powerful? Sugar Ray Robinson.

Sugar Ray Leonard. Skinny, long guys. Mike Tyson is a freak. Mike Tyson, one of the most freakish athletes in the world because of how big he was and his ability to go long distance. And he was packed into a small amount of mass. That is rare. Usually you have Muhammad Ali. Elegance.

Beauty. Skinny. Muhammad Ali never weighed more than 212 pounds, I think, in a title fight. Length. You see the way he moved his feet. You know what I mean? Joshua's not moving his feet like Muhammad Ali. Boxing is all about fluidity. It's all about fluid mean? Joshua's not moving his feet like Mama Ali. Boxing's a lot about fluidity.

It's a lot about fluidity. It's not about just looking like a big fucking monster. You've got to be able to. Bernard Hopkins was another. Bernard Hopkins. Skinny. If you even look at Oscar De La Hoya. Skinny.

Floyd Mayweather. Skinny length. Really, the way that if you look at the hard-hitting elite puncher, there was a guy named Kelly Pavlik, right? The guy looked like a factory. You probably watched a Pavlik fight at my house. Just some white guy from Ohio. Didn't have a single bit of muscular definition as a whole body.

Tall, skinny, long legs, long arms, white boy. Could fucking crack. Right. This guy right here, underneath all that, is a true boxer. Now, I'm a casual boxing fan, right? So, I haven't,

I can't remember the last time a heavyweight boxing has been this lit since like, I was a kid. Since like, Mike Tyson, Lewis,

Holyfield, that type of shit. the last heavyweight fight I remember people generally caring about. Yeah, everything I read about this week is like,

oh my god, the Wilder-Joshua fight, it's over, it's done. I'm like, no, we my god, the Wilder Joshua fight, it's over. I'm like, no. We can still get the Wilder Joshua fight. We got a new fucking superstar. Guys. There's still Tyson Fury out there.

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. First of all, Anthony Joshua, what's going to happen to him in his career, if they're smart, they do not let him fight Ruiz again. Oh, no. Okay. First of all, we'll talk about what's happening with boxing right now. You can tell I'm so excited. Yeah, you can't sit still.

Boxing is the, like, so boxing's popularity is dependent on heavyweights, right? Because heavyweights are where the casuals are at, right? It's no different than like the World Cup, right? World Cup, everybody who likes soccer a little all of a sudden starts to watch, but nobody really gives a fuck when it's not World Cup unless you're like a diehard soccer fan, right? So if the heavyweights are popular in boxing that trickles down to all these other little fights right when

the heavyweights aren't popular you just got the diehards like me right the Filipino fans like they bring in the casual thing like right now with the playoffs one of the best playoffs I can

remember in recent history is down that's all that's all the complex story I remember everybody was like oh my god how could you say this the best playoffs ever LeBron

the ratings are down. I'm like, yeah, because LeBron James is in it. Exactly. Everybody in the fucking world knows who LeBron James is. So that's why the ratings are down. LeBron James is the heavyweight, right? So imagine the Warriors weren't in it. Imagine LeBron and the Warriors weren't in it.

Yeah. It didn't matter how good the playoffs would be. People just wouldn't watch. It kind of was. So not only do you have two American heavyweight champions, right? Because he's also American, right? Andy Ruiz, he was born in California. But one of them is Mexican-American.

And fights like a Mexican. And fights in that Mexican style. Yeah. Straightforward. And then the other is maybe one of the most dangerous punchers. No, absolutely one of the most dangerous punchers in the history of humanity. You have a devastating knockout puncher

as one heavyweight champ, and then a Mexican as the other? It don't get no better! Think about the biggest Floyd Mayweather fights in history. What were they? Against Mexicans or Pacquiao. And Filipinos are just Mexicans in Asia? It's the same exact shit?

And I say that joking, but I also say it dead serious because in terms of their fans. I felt like fan interest. Yeah, I get what you're saying. And the type of fights they love and the type of fighters they love, right? It's like you're going to have right now this amazing boxing renaissance if it's up to me. And I really hope Andy Reid has good management. I don't know who his manager is. I should have looked that up before the thing, and I really hope Andy Reeves has good management. I don't know who his manager is, and I should have looked that up before the thing, but I really hope that he's a good manager. He's got the same promoter

as Wilder, I'm pretty sure. Okay, so maybe Heyman? Heyman, I think, is what I saw. Then we're fine. Al Heyman's the best in the business. I think it's what I saw. If he is, we're fine, because what you need to be very sure to do is curate this right. There are guys that can beat him. He lost to Joseph Parker, another slick boxer from, I think, either New Zealand or Australia.

Right? But it was a close fight. But there are guys who can beat him, and there are the smaller guys who are slick like him, and then it becomes a battle of ability. It's a chess match. It's a chess match. But tell me that it wouldn't be absolutely fascinating to watch this this little fat guy go up against wilder go up against fury fury is even taller you had this tiny little guy go up against this

massive dude it's literally david versus goliath from what you've told me it really looks like super mike tyson's punch out like all the characters and like exactly what it looks like and that's the last time i was that in the during Tyson's Bunch Out with all those guys. It is. I mean, but he has the perfect style for it. So what I would do is, if I'm any Joshua's promoter and I know anything about boxing, which is Eddie Hearn, I know that there's no chance that he beats this kid. Because he hit him with the hardest punch that Joshua has. And he took it and then knocked him down twice right afterwards.

That says something. Yeah. He can take your best shot. The thing about this Ruiz kid, if you notice, remember when you saw that punch that landed and then sat him down? He hit him with a combo. Joshua landed the straight right perfect, didn't sit him down. You needed three.

Right. You needed three punches to take this Mexican down. Okay. If there's one thing I know about Anthony Joshua, he never landed a three-punch combination in his life. That was luck. Joshua is one punch, you get sat down. Raw power. You know what?

You're fighting a Mexican. It don't work like that. They're built different. Like Irish dudes, they're built different. You need multiple punches to take them down. And even then, they might not go down. You have to be ready for 12 rounds if you're fighting a Mexican. 12 rounds. And you got punches to take them down. And even then, they might not go down. You have to be ready for 12 rounds if you're fighting a Mexican.

12 rounds. And you gotta outpoint them. You gotta outpoint. It's gonna be the worst 12 rounds of your life. And you gotta... There's one thing Floyd understands and he respects. When he goes in there with these Mexicans, and he learned it earlier in his fucking career, because he went up against this guy named I think Narvaez or something like that. They gave him the hardest fight of his career. But when you go in it, it's gonna be a long night.

The other fight that I saw since I started watching a little bit was Maidana, I believe. He's Argentine? Argentine, but same thing. In there. Straight. Right in. I'm throwing punches. I'm going.

It's going to be a long night, and you need to be prepared for it. Let me tell you, them muscles don't like 12 rounds. Them big old muscles, Anthony Joshua guy, they don't like 12 rounds. They like four. They knock you out, get out of there, and then go to your after party. Andy Ruiz is built for an avalanche. This guy looks like snowfall. You know what I mean?

This guy is ready for the whole time. He looked melting. He looked melting. So a lot of people had an issue with Anthony Joshua being very smiley after the fight. He's an elegant man. And I mean that. What were your thoughts on that? I think he is an elegant man and a gracious loser.

And he is truly a gentleman. And I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. If you watch him in a... I tweeted a bunch of stuff that was super mean and kind of disparaging because I thought he quit like a bitch. Yeah. I mean, he's soft. He looked relieved to not be champion anymore. That was my thing.

There's one thing to be gracious and be like, know what it was his night shout out like when he went up there and said what he said to the microphone right then and there i would have been cool with but like the smiling the fucking all the other shit it's like it looked like relief like it was like god damn thank god because you know i'm cool with um save him for uh wild from wilder well we're gonna get to that because he know he he knows he wasn't real. He knows his hype. Here's the thing. I'm cool with Andres Hale.

He knows his hype. Yeah, shout out to Andres. He runs DAZN, right? Yeah, yeah. So I was with him the night before. Real quick, biggest winners in this entire renaissance is DAZN. They just made this massive investment into boxing. As you were talking, that was my number one thought.

You know, Indians mad commerce minded. You know who's running that? Who? John Skipper, who used to run ESPN. Oh, Skip. What a fucking win for them. If what you're saying is going to come to fruition. I wouldn't say it's a win, but go on.

If what you're saying is coming to fruition, casual boxing fan, they just made this massive investment in boxing. This fight was on DAZN. Now, all of a sudden, after you made the investment, boxing renaissance. Thank God. But wait for it. This is the worst thing that could happen to DAZN. Because you know who is DAZN's

captain, leader, their strongest horse? Anthony Joshua. Ah. Yes. They got Canelo. Canelo. Canelo as well. But Anthony Joshua is their heavyweight, right? The interest right now in the division is... Oh, they don't have Fury or Wilder or whatever. I didn't know they had Joshua.

That doesn't hurt. So Wilder's on Showtime? Wilder's on Showtime. Fury is an independent contractor, I believe. But now they've signed to fight. So we'll get to that one as well. But this is the worst thing that can happen to Showtime. To DAZN.

The best thing that can happen to DAZN is an easy Joshua win that is just as exciting as the Wilder win. Right? And then you set up that fight for them in the future, right? The worst thing is when your star horse pulls up lane. Did not know he was a horse of theirs. Okay. Right? And listen, he has the UK market on lock.

There are people right now listening to this in London like, that's bullshit. It was lucky. No, it wasn't lucky. I'm going to tell you what. Shout out to my brother-in-law. That was the best part of this whole thing. I FaceTimed him right when he was getting knocked out too.

Like, it was so good. The only thing that could cheer you up seeing a black dude get knocked out is seeing an English guy unhappy about it. You know,

I could tell you casually from a distance, I guess retrospect, but immediately I'm uneasy trusting this dude because he got an upward back tattoo. What kind of shit is that?

Yeah, yeah. Ain't no tough guy with an upward back tattoo. That's just a reverse hoe. Listen, he does it. A reverse hoe. Listen, he does it... A reverse hoe. Okay, so the situation now is

if I'm... I think the... Okay. The greatest thing about this entire situation is that Wilder never gets the chance to fight Joshua. Because I really believe in my heart that Wilder would gets the chance to fight Joshua. Because I really believe in my heart that Wilder would have murdered Anthony Joshua.

Or not murdered, but I think there's a chance that he could have killed him in the ring. He keeps begging for this kill. That would have been it. I honestly believe it might be. If Andy Ruiz, and I'm not trying to knock Andy Ruiz, but he is not as hard a puncher as Deontay Wilder. He is not. That is a fact.

If Andy Ruiz knocks Joshua down three times easily in the fight, maybe it was four times, and stops him, Deontay Wilder would change Anthony Joshua's life. Like, we're talking about, you're coming out of that fight different. Like, you're sipping vegetables through a straw

type shit. We're going to see what happens to Don Brazil or whatever the fuck that guy's name is, but his life is different now. Shit is different when you get hit that hard. Bro, that shit sounded like a door slamming. I can still hear that shit to this day. Let me ask you a question.

Ruiz Wilder, that seems like an interesting fight based on what you said. You know what I want to see more? Just because of the size. So, yeah. So, this is what we got coming up. We have... Wilder Fury.

Well, Fury is going to first fight this guy named Schwartz. Just some tomato can. He stayed busy. I think that's this weekend. Or next weekend. June something. It's coming up. Nobody gives a fuck.

It's the same as the Wilder Brazil fight. It's basically like, guys, everybody's going to watch us fight. The eyes are on us. You guys want to make a few mil? Go make some money. Yeah. Let's get a few mil. It's like, hey, you got a big show in San Francisco.

Let's pick up some small gigs in Sacramento. That's the exact city I was thinking. But exactly, right? And literally, that's how it goes, right? So it's like, okay, boom. Let's both get this check. Now, Wilder took this Luis Ortiz fight, which is very weird. But he has to fight Luis Ortiz, a guy who gave him a lot of problems,

a guy who he was losing to, and then he knocked him out viciously. But he was losing to him. A guy who is very good, a Cuban southpaw boxer who can absolutely outpoint Wilder. A guy like Luis Ortiz, I would never want Andy Ruiz to fight. Yeah, that's the style that he's not good with. Exactly. Right. Andy Ruiz, you want a guy who's going to come straight and swing.

In a lot of ways, Andy Ruiz, if he doesn't get caught, Wilder, Andy Ruiz would be an incredible fight. That's what I was hearing from what you're saying. 100%. 100%. I just like the optics of Tyson Fury, who's fucking 6'7". It seems like, though, from what you're saying, Tyson Fury is just a longer Andy Ruiz. He'll just outbox him with the length.

But he won't throw the haymakers. And he won't get in there with the punches. Tyson Fury, and nobody wants to say it,, he's a lot more like, this sounds too crazy to say, but like Ali in terms of his, he's not as aggressive as Ali. Ali went out there to take you out. But in terms of his footwork and his boxing ability and his ability to pepper the jab and then hit you with stuff, you know what I mean? He is way more Ali than he is like a Tyson.

Yeah. If you're comparing him to greats, we're not saying he's at that level. It's if you're comparing him to greats. Ruiz is, is, is Tyson that he's knows he's at that level. If you're comparing him to greats. Ruiz is Tyson that he knows he's smaller. He's willing to use movement to get in there. And then when he's in there, he's swinging. And you just want to see length versus getting in there. Just like that weird length.

It could be crazy. But that Wilder-Ruiz fight, let's say. If Wilder gets by Ortiz. Let's say Deontay Wilder beats Ortiz, right? Let's hope. Yeah. Deontay Wilder fights Fury. Yeah.

Wilder beats Ortiz, right? Let's hope. Yeah. Deontay Wilder fights Fury. Yeah. Even if one of the, let's say Fury wins, and it's a close fight, you're going to have another one. Of course. It's the rubber now. It's the rubber match, yeah. So you're going to have another one. So let's say Fury

wins. You know what I'm doing if I'm Wilder? Go fight. I take a Ruiz fight, right? Which would be massive. You do the Ruiz fight. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Right? Which would be massive. Mm-hmm. You do the Ruiz fight, right? What's up? Breaking news.

Kawhi Leonard has filed a federal lawsuit against Nike. For? Oh, for his. He designed the logo that appeared on his apparel, and Nike copyrighted the logo without his consent. Ooh. Okay. We'll get to that in a second.

That's something serious. I thought he died or something. I was like, oh, God, no. So, Okay. We'll get to that in a second. That's not serious. I thought he died or something. I was like, oh, God, no. So where were we? Ruiz versus Wilder. Ruiz-Wilder fight. Yeah. Okay.

So then you have Ruiz fight Wilder while Tyson Fury waits for one more with Wilder. We're talking about the next three years of boxing is looking good. And then sprinkled within that is Anthony Joshua. Mm-hmm. Trying to climb back. I would never let him fight a slick boxer. Do not let it happen. You really don't think there's no way Joshua can get back to where he's at right now? It's his first loss.

I don't think he can ever beat Andy Ruiz. I don't think he's good enough. I don't think he's good at boxing enough. And Andy Ruiz does something that Joshuaoshua does not like which is apply pressure joshua wants to come at you and he wants he joshua wants to come at somebody and he's actually athletic enough and quick enough where you can try to counter him but you probably won't be able to because he'll get the punch in there but to be pushed backwards he is not used to that right a guy who's six six and weighs as much as him and has legit power, nobody walks forward unless you're Mexican.

They don't know any better. Simple as that. I would never have him fight a slick boxer like Ruiz who's not afraid to get hit. Slick boxer mean not afraid to get hit or good at boxing? Or both? Both. Okay. That's just what I would—I mean, we're talking the next three years of boxing has already settled.

A lot of this does hinge on Wilder winning his Ortiz fight, from what I'm hearing. And that could fuck up so many things if he loses that fight, which is a very losable fight. Please don't lose that fight. Now, Joshua strikes me as the type that enjoyed being the champion, enjoyed the glitz and the glamour of being the dude in the UK. Yes. And didn't really have much interest in coming to the United States and being a crossover star. I think he seems very comfortable in his fucking skin and being in the UK. I tend to.

And I feel like, I mean, this is me not knowing that much about boxing. Right. But I kind of feel like he took this fight lightly and he knew that he thought he could just walk through this dude. And I feel like that's why he lost. You really don't think there's no way that he gets himself recalibrated and is like, all right, I'm back to, I'm back on my bullshit.

What I'm hearing from Andrew is Ruiz is a fighter, right? And a fighter who's smart figures you out as the more he spends time with you in the ring. I don't hear that about, I don't hear him saying that about Joshua. So it's like, even if Joshua trains, Ruiz got him figured out. He just gets it. The more he's, the more rounds he stays in there with Joshua, the more he's just got him figured out. And I I only reason I was thinking

that is because I would always see that with Floyd first three or four rounds Floyd never watch tape first three four rounds are always kind of up in there then Ron about round seven round eight yeah and so that's why I would think if they had a rematch and then rematches Floyd always watched whoever he was fighting so I got him the. The conventional wisdom with boxing is if you KO someone the next time you fight you KO them quicker.

Right? Because now like you were saying you got the timing down and now you felt their power you know exactly where to be

and now Anthony Joshua is not going to be aggressive because he knows what happens if he gets hit. So if you were backing up a lot in the first fight you're going to be on a lot in the first fight, you're going to be on your bicycle in the second fight.

Interesting moment, by the way, that in the corners there when the replay is out there showing the corner talks, Joshua, to what you brought up earlier, didn't know. He was like, what punch got me? Yeah, you never know when you get hit. When you get hit hard, like I remember once I got knocked real hard

where my vision went blurry. Not blurry, but it started to spin a little bit. And I thought I got hit with a hook. I actually got hit with a right hand. Wow. You don't even know. And this commonplace, like Floyd talks about this in a cool interview there. Like he talked about when Mosley hit him.

Yeah. And he said the exact thing. He's like, yeah, the room is spinning. He goes, but you have to understand, like I've been there a hundred of times. So that's nothing to me. I'm comfortable when it's spinning. Yeah. Like, man, if you want to get into like how fucked up boxers are,'s this guy vasyl lomachenko yeah lomachenko all right when his

father trains him he drowns him in water he drowns him waterboards him no he's in a pool and right when he's out of oxygen he holds him under right why drago shit real, he does it because the panic that you feel in that moment, he wants him to get comfortable in. I want you to get comfortable in panic. So when you're in a fight and you're in that fight or flight mode and you start to feel your brain

and animalistic instincts take over and go, survive, survive, survive. Take a deep breath. Well, not in the water, but still chill. We got this. You've been here before. Not some Russian shit. So you think he's the best fighter, right? Power for power right now.

If you're Anthony Joshua's management, right? How do you, no pun intended, get up from this situation? You don't have to because you could have the rematch right away and that's what Eddie Hearn was saying

and they'll probably do the rematch in England, which is stupid because the real big fight is to do it in Mexico and I think Heyman will work that out, but you do it in Mexico and he knocks him out again in front of 100,000 Mexican fans. I'll never come back from that.

I'll never come back from that. Dude, a god? But we're talking about... We're saying Ruiz would be a god. Oh, yeah. Ruiz is going to be a god. And then we're talking about the entire country of Mexico. If they're not already charged up about their heavyweight champ, it's over.

And then you put this tiny little Mexican dude up against this wilder 6'7 black guy, American. It seems like a movie. It's a movie. When I'm reading in retrospect this fight, and to Kaz's point, I would disagree. It seemed to me like Joshua loved the spotlight. He saw himself as a brand. He's taking the picture with Drake, which we're going to get to later, saying, I would disagree. It seemed to me like Joshua loved the spotlight. He saw himself as a brand. He's taking the picture with Drake, which we're going to get to later, saying the curse is broken. I went to Manchester, and he was like the fucking LeBron out there.

He's on everything. As much as I hate LeBron going to the Lakers in this move, LeBron put in fucking work. LeBron would grind. But Joshua, I didn't hear that about. In interviews before this, apparently he was talking about business ventures and blah, blah, blah. Who, LeBron would grind. But Joshua, I didn't hear that about. In interviews before this, apparently he was talking about business ventures and blah, blah, blah. He's supposed to come to D.C. Bulls. Who, LeBron? Joshua.

He's supposed to come to D.C. Bulls. But the fact that even an idea doesn't tell me I don't care about American fame. It tells me I like being a star and I want to make this global and I'm a product and let's have fun. Yeah, he's a corporate fighter. There are certain guys that are corporate fighters. And there are certain guys that are corporate fighters and there are certain guys that are fighters and there are certain guys

that can do both. Conor McGregor can do both. And while he did lose to a better fighter, he lost to someone who was a better fighter. Conor's still elite. Let's acknowledge

he was a double champ. That's very hard to do, especially in a sport that has as much turnover as MMA does. It's very volatile. And he ended Aldo when Aldo was the fucking dude. Was the shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. in a sport that has as much turnover as MMA does. It's very volatile. And he ended Aldo when Aldo was the fucking dude. Was the shit.

Yeah. No, no. Respect to Conor, but he could also market the fuck out of it. And Anthony is an elegant fucking gentleman. And I do not say that as an insult at all. I say it as a compliment. This guy is, if you look at him, he is class fucking act. Yeah.

Class personified. Gave it up to Ruiz, said it was his night, he was the better man, and all this other stuff. He is fucking classy. I don't need my fighters to be classy. I need my fighters to be fighters. He's a great ambassador. He's an amazing ambassador for

England, he's an amazing ambassador for Nigeria, he's an amazing ambassador for the sport of boxing, or whatever. Now he's English. You can't get him back now, bro. But when you talk about... Yeah, is he? I like Deontay, right?

Deontay is going to say wild shit in an interview, but you know what? I'm going to watch. I'm going to watch because it sounds like a fight for me, bro. And he finishes.

Deontay hospitalizes mascots on TV. That's what I want my boxers to be like, especially in the division that was dying before I got interested in those guys. He's the guy who got me back into heavyweight boxing. Heavyweight boxing is popping now. And the great thing is all three of them are engaging personalities. Yeah. Andy Ruiz is this adorable, kind of charming guy.

He's a big believer in God, loves God. He looks like Fluffy. He looks like Gabriel Iglesias. Yeah, Gabriel Iglesias. But he's like, he's just so grateful. He kept saying in the post-fight interviews,

he goes, I'm pinching myself, man. I hope that it's still real. Like, he's so endearing. He came out in a Knicks jersey. Look at the smile, man. Look at that. How do you not that one?

Yeah, how do you hate that guy? Knicks jersey. Look at him. Get the one with the Knicks jersey. Look at the smile, man. Look at that. How do you not that one? Yeah, how do you hate that guy? Come on. Knicks jersey. Look at him. Get the one with the Knicks jersey on. Come on. How do you hate this guy, right? That's the champ.

I mean, that's so dope. So just happy. It is the kid from Up, straight up. Also, shouts to Deontay Wilder, man. He had a beautiful post. I saw that, too. That was really dope. Yo, Deontay really acting like a champ, bro.

This guy is a champ, man. He had 30,000 followers before that fight. And now he's half a mil, right? 715,000. Yeah, I followed. Jesus Christ. You have 30,000 followers on Saturday.

Go to Deontay Wilder's Bronze Bomber is the Instagram. Yeah, man. Because he had something really cool to say. Really classy statement. There we go.

There, let's click this one right here. Okay, so he goes, you can't scroll up? Oh, no, once again. Sometimes it's in the Instagram. There you go. Okay, he goes, huge congratulations to Andy Ruiz, basically,

for your upset win last night. You've been blessed to come out of the struggle and become the first Mexican heavyweight champion ever. Wow, it's amazing, and I'm wishing you many more blessings to come. P.S., it the first Mexican heavyweight champion ever. Wow, it's amazing and I'm wishing you many more blessings to come. P.S. it's all up to you in what you do with this huge opportunity.

There's many perks that come behind it. Blessings. Hashtag bomb squad. Hashtag super happy for you. Hashtag to this day. It's like, you don't gotta do that.

You could actually trash him. You could in this moment go, yo, when you ready for it, you won't get knocked out. You got my belt. You got my belt. Gives it up for fighters historically. Him and Fury, no more trash talk.

As he said when he came here, once you get in the ring with somebody, you can't. He also hasn't gotten in the ring with Ruiz yet. He just sees a fighter and it seems like he'll give it up for a fighter. But that's what someone who accepts himself as a champion does, right? Someone who still has the chip on their shoulder is someone who's insecure,

and they can't compliment another person's great victory because they got that chip. But when you're filled up and you see yourself as the champ, you're not threatened by that. You're like, yo, you got that shit. And you know what? We might see each other. But until then, fist up for you. There we go.

Yeah, do your thing. There's also something, too, maybe just like when you love some shit, like the way you feel about stand-up, we give it up to a motherfucker that's doing the art justice. And he probably feels that way about the science of fighting, I would assume. God bless, man. We are in a good position for boxing, bro. It is. We're almost two hours in. We didn't talk about no finals.

Yeah, I know. That's how great. It is. We're almost two hours in. We didn't talk about no finals. Yeah, I know. I know. That's how great this episode is. You want to hit the green and then what's that? Well, shout out to this guy who brought us some Starbucks. Oh, yeah. First of all, shout out to, what's his name? Tal Hirschberg. Yeah.

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Long episode today We still got finals talk We could have split up The Lisa Ann Into two episodes There's something There's something there Who knows

We'll figure it out Who knows That being said Yeah What No I'm just saying You want to put the whole thing Yeah put the whole thing It's a freebie Freebie you know Oh it's like a whole Who knows? We'll figure it out. Who knows? That being said. Yeah. What? No, I'm just saying. You want to put the whole thing out? Yeah, let's put the whole thing out.

It's a freebie. Freebie, you know. Oh, it's like a whole long episode. I'm saying we could take that interview. We could put a half hour out on this episode, the next episode, next week. We could put a half hour. Oh, gotcha. Because nothing too timely.

I didn't want to put it behind the paywall. That was my thing. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Now, you know, the sex video that she's going to do. Lisa got. For her and our guys. For our guys. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Now, you know, the sex video that she's going to do. We still got here. For her and our guys. For our guys.

We're going to put that on the Patreon. Real talk. That's not going to be the new fucking 6,000 mark. We still got enough videos behind the paywall. Let's go ahead and give some for free. What's one more? What's one more? All right, so.

From one Drake curse to another. Yes. Man. Let's see. Finals Drake curse to another. Yes. Let's see. Finals. Raptors, impressive victory. First game. Second game. We think it's a wrap.

Yeah. Let me say this. Yeah. I said last week, I forget if it was Patreon or regular, that KD was not coming back for the series. He's back. No. Drake shows up to game two wearing a jacket. The back of the jacket is Kevin McAllister's face.

This is Home Alone. What is his name? Macaulay Culkin. And it's his face. And then underneath it says, Kevin, question mark, question mark, question mark, exclamation point, right? Now, what Drake is trying to say is what I told you guys last week,

which is Kevin Durant is not coming back. That's his way of tipping the media because Drake got information that I may have got that said that there's no way KD is making it back for this series. The problem is... It's the Drakers.

No, the problem is the Boogie Man. That's the problem. We did not think... Let me tell you something. That Boogie was going to come back and be the MVP of Game 2, give them 30 minutes or more. It was 26 minutes. Almost 30 minutes.

Almost a triple-double. 11 points, 10 rebounds, 6 assists. And when he first came out, by the way, he got three fouls within the first quarter. Which is what Boogie does. Which is what Boogie does. He'll foul you. But when you look at that play, you're like, oh, this guy's tired. He's out of shape.

He's hurt. There's no way he's going to be able to keep up the pace, especially in a game when they need him like this. And the guy, you've got to give it up. Let me tell you something about Boogie's performance. Steph stepped it up. Clay probably had the best game overall to everybody. I haven't seen a lot of people play with that much heart. You could tell

that motherfucker was laboring. All the Warriors, man, they play like champs. I hate them the most. I actively hate them. But they play like champs, dude. They play with fucking heart, bro. It wasn't fucking pretty. Gotta love my guys. It wasn't.

Relax, Alex. And, I'm not even going to acknowledge Alex. And, two things are true. The Warriors played like motherfucking champions, and the Raptors got scared. They got scared. They played scared. They looked nervous in the third. It was hot potato.

Once they hit that run, and they was trying in the third. It was hot potato. Once they hit that run and they were trying to stop it, it was hot potato. Either get it to Kawhi or, oh, try and make the extra other pass, do too much teammate shit. Like, no. I think Kawhi's injured. This is the time he is injured. He's been limping. Jay Williams said in game one, this is the worst I've seen him limp this entire playoffs. I think Kawhi's injured.

And the reason I say that is it's not only the limping, it's the type of offense that he's been providing. Yeah. In the past playoff series, I never saw him get positioned in the lower block and call for it like he's a seven-footer. No. Right? Because he's tired and he's hurting.

I think he's hurting, and he knows that he's not going to beat you off of athleticism. In the first two series? He's not going for those fades. Think about how he was scoring in the last few. He's not getting lift on those fades anymore. By the way, yeah. So guys, the fade, it's different than in football,

but what a fade is you get the ball on, let's say, the three-point line extended Kobe used to make a living on these. And essentially you drive towards the baseline, and then you pull up and then fade away almost out of bounds. It is the basketball equivalent of the over-the-shoulder throw. The back shoulder throw. The back shoulder throw. It's an almost unblockable shot.

It's essentially a hook shot. But you're shooting it. Yeah, if you give it the arc, you can't block it. You're falling back. If you fade over, it's a foul. You just got to put your hand up and hope for the best. And somebody who mastered that shot, MJ's your Kobe's or your Kawai's like Kobe MJ wasn't a big guy the fate he would do the fade away

But he wasn't doing that driving fate Kobe was the one who really mastered that shot who did it Effectively to the point where I mean there was nothing you could do stuff hits that so when stuff is really cooking He'll hit that from three So um You have a situation where that your best player is injured, and then you go to the other team, the Warriors, it's like their whole fucking team is injured. Iggy needs so much fucking credit, but Iggy was barely walking.

This is what people don't realize. The Warriors have to put him back together again. This is Humpty Dumpty. This guy was not walking around the last two days what they're doing with Steph look he got rocked on the screen and he was out for like a good he was bitching about that no no he got rocked he went to the locker room that seems like a real like if you're playing the finals and you're milking it to the point Iggy they they went they took him back to the locker room so if you're playing in the

finals and you're like I want to milk this screen he could dogy. They took him back to the locker room. So if you're playing in the finals and you're like, I want to milk this screen. Yes, he did. No, he went back to the locker room. Clay went to the locker room. Iggy went to the locker room. Clay didn't come back. Iggy went to the locker room. So that's when I was like, oh, this is real.

Because I thought he was doing the thing basketball players always do, where they're crumpled up on the ground for two minutes over a game. It was like two plays. It was like back and forth. He was just like, they're laid out. When I saw him go to the locker room, I said, okay, you're not milking it. You're wasting time in a game when you need it. But yeah, he's beat up.

Klay's beat up. I don't believe Steph had the flu. That narrative just went away as soon as he started playing. I think it was poisoned. I'm being dead serious. I'm being 100% serious. I think it's the thing. Why?

Because that's what happens when you get to this level of basketball. I'm being dead serious. You guys don't realize this. Teams at this point in the game will bring their own chefs on the road with them. And you don't think the Warriors are doing that? Yeah. You don't think his whole diet's controlled? I think what happens is you have two days where you're walking around Toronto

and the team isn't going to follow you and see everything that you put in your mouth. I think if you're Steph, you're pretty... You never know. I think what happens is... That's a major hot take. From what I hear. Disciplined to not eat? No, from what I hear,

Steph is the type of guy who would be like, yo, every meal's prepped. Like Kevin Love does that. Every meal is prepped. I'm not eating anything out. Every meal is prepped. I'm eating out of this.

This is my meal prep. No, but you see Steph out. He has a wife. He has a family. What I'm saying is... This bitch would have him eating out in the final seat. What I'm saying is you have Draymond walking around Toronto.

You have these guys who are very disciplined in what they eat. Draymond has lost 35 pounds since the middle of the season. So seriously, he's on a diet. But you're in one of the greatest cities in the world. Toronto is a fantastic city. Great food. You're out there eating. And you never know.

There might be some prep cook who's like, who's eating? What's the meal? Okay. Boom. I got you. cook who's like, who's eating? What's the meal? Okay, boom, I got you. All I'm trying to say is, there are NFL teams,

NBA teams, that once they get to this close to the promised land, you control every environment that you're in. Real talk. And you might bring chefs with you if you're going to Golden State. And if you're going to Golden State, you might bring chefs with you to Toronto, because you don't know what a motherfucker might try to do. And I'm not talking about it's organized by

the team. I'm talking about it's just crazy fandom. Let Let me tell you something if the Knicks were in the fucking finals That's why Spike Lee pussy Yo, if the Knicks are in the finals and somebody seen LeBron walking into a fucking restaurant You're not rubbing your dick on his food. You're not doing some shit. You're not making sure he's a little fucking dick. Try to ride the subway. Try to ride the subway, yo. Try to ride the subway during the playoffs. Try to ride the subway

during the finals. Lakers against the Knicks. It's Toronto. It's your first trip ever. It's your first time in the East Carolina Finals. That entire country is behind you.

If LeBron's on the subway and it's in the finals against the Knicks, if one of those little black kids that does a pole dance and don't kick him in the fucking mouth, you're not a real Knicks fan.

Dancers? If the train conductor isn't like, LeBron, you're about to stay right here. He said, you're not a real Knicks fan. I thought it was a different N-word. Oh. No, the train conductor has got to be like, bing, bing. Keep the door closed like LeBron James in one of our cars. Yo, if you're a homeless guy who don't shit himself in the car, you're not a real Knicks

fan. You got to shit yourself and throw it out. That's it. I don't doubt that this level of fandom occurs. I believe that. I also just think it's the same thing we brought up where Steph is always hurt when he's having a bad game. Then all of a sudden he catches fire and Doris mentions it at the end during the post-game

interview. But then there's no, Steph is still talking to his trainers. Blah, blah, blah. All of a sudden, he looks great. He looks fresh. He didn't look sick. Jordan, flu game, whatever that was, hangover sick. Nothing makes you feel better than the flu first. He looks sick. I might be hating. I think he's sweating.

You hate. You're hating. Because he looked awful. But Kawhi also looked awful. I've never seen Kawhi have that bad energy. I've never seen Kawhi complain to the refs as much as he's complaining. And when do you complain a lot? Like the old man at the YMCA? When you don't got it physically.

You got to use every advantage you got. Kawhi is like, Kawhi played like shit. He was the quietest. I think you said this in the group chat. He was the quietest 30-point game. Yeah, 34-14. It didn't seem like it made a difference. Bro, I mean, like, he was lazy

on defense. He was getting beat on pump fakes. It was just not the Kawhi that we're used to. Yo, at the end of the game, the ball went right to Kawhi's hands and he didn't steal it. Sean Livingston out-jumped you? That's insane. Something's off. Also, I've never seen... Kawhi Leonard is the DeAndre

Hopkins of basketball in that I've never seen – Kawhi Leonard is the DeAndre Hopkins of basketball in that I've never seen him lose a jump ball, right? If two guys are going – if there's a corner and DeAndre Hopkins going up for a jump ball, we know who's coming down with him. The hands are unbelievable, undeniable. You're telling me Sean Livingston – Who's probably going to retire at the end of this year. Sean Livingston.

Who's probably going to retire at the end of this year. Sean Livingston is going to rip a ball out of Kawhi Leonard's hands? That's what champs do, bro. That's what champs do. So are y'all keeping your prediction or are you trying to cop some pleasers? No. What are you talking about, son? Yeah, it's Rapson 6. I said it from the jump.

Rapson 6. I'm just saying because you're just playing this all Kawhi's hurt game. I said it from the jump. I said it from the jump. They're splitting the first two. You did. I said it from the jump. They're splitting the first two. I said it's splitting the second two. Kawhi's hurt game. I said from jump they're splitting the first two. I said from jump they're splitting the first two. I said they're splitting the second two. Kawhi's going to go into Toronto.

Are you going to pretend you didn't predict a sweep? It's all good, though. It's all good. Go back out here bashing our predictions. Warriors are fine, baby. I said they split the first four. Toronto goes into Golden State, wins in Golden State, and then takes a home in Toronto.

I'm sticking to that. This is what I'm thinking. I agree. I thought Toronto was that. This is what I'm thinking. I agree. I think, I thought Toronto was going to take both home games, but I think that the Warriors win, depending on what the lineup is. Boogie's going to be exhausted and sore. People don't

realize this, and he even said in the post-game interview, they're like, how do you feel? He goes, right now I feel good. Tomorrow, shit, I don't know how I'm going to feel. Multiple days off. So, shit, I don't know. You have multiple days off. So, yeah. So, Boogie is now playing 30 minutes for the first time in months. And starting. He's playing 30 minutes in an NBA finals 30 minutes.

That's not 30 minutes regular season. And starting. I know. And starting. So, Boogie's going to feel a very different way than he's used to feeling. So, we're not going to get the same energy from Boogie. Is Klay going to even play? That's the question. He's going to feel a very different way than he's used to feeling. So we're not going to get the same energy from Boogie. Is Klay going to even play? That's the question.

He's going to play. I think Klay will play. Yeah, Klay said he doesn't feel like he's going to miss the game. So maybe Klay plays. But how effective is he? How effective? Iggy also not feeling great. So now we have a bunch of the players on that team that are not feeling.

Obviously, Steph will feel better, right? So you have a bunch of the guys on the team not feeling that. I think that Toronto takes one of the two games in Golden State and I think Toronto closes it out when they go back home

one of the two I agree I think if Toronto won game two the series was over I think if I think they sweep if they win game two

and it was a winnable game and it was a winnable game and that's what kills me as someone who hates Toronto or hates Golden State so much if they lost that game with Clay now popping popping his hamstring, whatever happened to it.

Draymond's going to be fucking exhausted. Iggy's hurt. They're just like, yo, how fucking demoralizing? I don't care if you're champs. How demoralizing is that down 0-2? Honestly, though, the one thing that scares me about my prediction is with all this happening, this is the type of shit where like Steph goes off for like 50

your prediction was Golden State right? Golden State in six was your prediction no I had Raptors in six I had Raptors in six all of us picked the Raptors yeah

okay word look my only thing I was off was I had them I had it ending in Golden State not winning game five because the Raptors

have home court advantage so I had Kawhi shutting down the Oracle and celebrating. Six in the six. How poignant, how perfect, how romantic. I just feel like Kawhi's game travels more

injured than Steph's game does. And a lot of their injuries, though. And I don't think Katie's going to come back. So here's the thing that people are making a big deal of. They're like, the Raptors couldn't win when, or I'm sorry, sorry. The Warriors lost to the Raptors, but they needed Fred Van Fleet to beat them or something like that. Pascal had a historically great game.

Pascal and Fred Van Fleet, but that's never going to happen again. And it's like, okay, fair enough. And it's like, okay, fair enough. But the Raptors lost to the Warriors because Quincy Cook. Quinn Cook. Or Quinn Cook ended up balling out of his fucking mind. And Boogie Cousins ends up balling out of his mind. It's like if you're the Raptors and you lose because Boogie plays 30 minutes and balls out of his mind.

QC comes off the bench, balls out of his mind. And then you lose the game realistically on a three-pointer from Iggy? Okay. After they went on a 20-0 run and you're still in the game at the end, it's a two-point game with four seconds left? They played a box-in one like it was fucking D2 college and it was effective. But you understand what I'm saying? Yeah, no, I'm saying it to your point of like watching that game, Golden State, hats off. I do think all these injuries, like you're saying, that's going to add up. That can get you through that game.

I think in a 6-7 game series, that adds up. That's what gives me hope for my prediction. Right. But what I'm saying is people are making a big deal about this loss, right? And I don't think it's a big deal, this loss. Yeah. Right? Because they lost in the exact way, if you had to choose a way to lose, that is how it's

designed. I would like to lose, if I'm the Raptors and we have to lose, I don't want to lose to Clay and Steph dropping 60 points. I want to lose to Quincy, Quin, what is it? I don't even know his name. Quin Cook. I want to lose to Quin Cook and Boogie. I want to lose to Quin Cook and Boogie.

And who's going to hit the back breaking three to kill me? Not a Splash Brother? The worst three point shooter on the team? Sure. That's what Nick Nurse said in a post game conference. We give them ten more chances. I like our chances a little bit. That's a little disrespectful to a champ though. Iggy is a champ.

20% three point shooter though. The other 47 minutes of the game? yeah, take it. The last one minute, let me have Quinn Cook try to hit that shot. Even if you're a better three-point shooter, give me the scary guy. Iggy is this generation's Robert Ory. And anybody who's young watching basketball right now, if you ever heard the name Robert Ory, whatever Iggy ends up doing in these finals or these closeout games and playoffs

where he's stripping somebody or hitting big shots or playing immaculate defense. Championship winning plays. That's it. That's what Robert Horry used to do. They play Dre. They play Dre. Championship winning plays is what Robert Horry used to do, whether it's the big shot, whether he goes off for like 10 in the fourth quarter. Like that was big shot Bob.

That's what he would do. That's why to me at the end of a game, I like my chances of Quinn Cook or fucking what's his name? Kevon Looney taking that shot. 100%. I'm on it. Looney's out too. And people act like that's not a big deal. No, that's a big deal.

They're beat up. For the first time, they're beat up in the finals. Yeah. Severely beat up. Everybody's beat up when you get to the finals. They're injured. Yes. Right?

Like, nobody's feeling great at the end of a season, but they are injured to the point where it's like, if this was regular season, would you play? Probably not. So what's going gonna happen game three? We'll find out together Finals yes as promised it's all about a patreon But this Wednesday New York City if you're in town or if you're coming out of New York City, whatever Vinyl all of us will be there starting at 7 o'clock. Shout out to Tito's Vodka.

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Do you know why we have tickets? So that motherfuckers that should be there will be there. Absolutely. Okay, that's what you do. And last I looked, we were half sold out already. So by the time this drops tomorrow, I'm sure it'll be done. So I would go very quickly. Go very quickly.

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buyraycon.com slash flagrant sue. Back to this finals talk. Talk to me. I think the Klay Thompson injury is a big deal. I think, first of all, it's hilarious that he got it flopping. I think that's so fucking perfect. Not just for the Warriors who flop.

Every star flops. Watching Steph jump into fucking whoever and try to draw fouls all game was infuriating. And then seeing a player get injured flopping. The whole league needs to see this. Every star. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He only has himself to blame. He literally kicked his leg out so that he could get

a foul. It didn't hit, so his legs were spread. And then when he landed, he did like a split, and then he pulled his hammy in that way. And to be honest with you, I don't think he's going to be ready. A hamstring? I know football better than I know basketball, and I know they're very different sports, but football, a hamstring

is a real fucking problem. Keeps you out weeks. Because even when you think it's good, you aggravate it constantly. Like, the Cowboys always have hamstring injuries, and the players always aggravate it. They take a few weeks off, three weeks off even. They come back for a game, aggravate it. I know different muscles, I know all of that.

But I do know hamstrings are tricky from, that's my understanding, in a different sport. Even if he does come back, man, like, he's got to guard Kawhi. He's got to run around screens a lot. Like, you're not going to get, you're not getting that burst off the leg with a bum hammy. And even if he's not guarding Kawhi, he's guarding, what, Danny Green?

And if I'm Nick Nurse, I have Danny Green running everywhere. I mean, Danny Green is like a homeless Clay Thompson. Like, the way they play, he's guarding what? Danny Green? And if I'm Nick Nurse, I have Danny Green running everywhere. Yeah, Danny Green is like a homeless Clay Thompson. The way they play is not nearly as effective, but as far as offensive, the way they run him,

just off a million screens, getting corner threes and all that shit. Homeless Clay Thompson is perfect. Same shit. I would keep my most physically fit

shooting guard swing position on the court at all times. So whether it's Iggy or Clay, we are running them ragged on weak muscles. Just constantly, nonstop going. All this being said,

I feel like the Warriors win game three. I think this is a game that Steph has. I think this is, the stage is fucking set for Steph to have that fucking game that we've all wanted him to have in the finals, or I've all been waiting for him to have in the finals.

A 40-slash-50-slash game. I'm not shocked by it. I wouldn't be that surprised if that happened, I'll be honest. Even with a depleted team, I wouldn't be that surprised if they lost that game. I just think that the Raps get out of there with one or two. Yeah, I think so, too. I think they split the first four, and then Warriors go to Toronto, lose one, lose one, and they lose the chip at home.

And they shut down Oracle after that. That would make me so happy that you left the most loyal fan base arguably in basketball outside of Toronto forgot it'll be the last game

in Oracle and for what they did to Kawhi's ankle two years ago Kawhi shuts down the arena wow

and that's the game that would make me so happy I don't know that it happens like that but that would make me so happy. It'll be poetic justice. I forgot that it goes back and forth like that.

Yeah, it's 5-6-7. It will be 6-6. That's so stupid. Yeah. No, it's better than it was before when it was fucking two games and three in the middle. And then it was the last two at home. That sucked. Why?

Because if you won one of the first ones, then you have the home court advantage. Yeah. I guess that makes sense. Yeah, I just hate all that extra travel. And they only did that because, like... They love milking it, stretching the shit out. They only did that because all, like, the Eastern Conference teams were, like,

all the way in the East, and there was, like, the Lakers. So it was, like, the travel schedules were brutal. So that's why they did it like that. But it's basically the same thing from the Bay to Toronto so yeah

we all saw the the Clay video where he comes out and talks shit to Drake it's pretty funny beautiful we're talking a lot now are you Aubrey?

you bum ass it's funny because he's so not good at trash talk but like he seemed effective like I liked it he went out there after him

and he's like you lucky I popped my hammy otherwise it would have been worse like I liked it and Drake was like you're playing a good game you're playing a good game and he was like, you lucky I popped my hammy. Otherwise, it would have been more like, I liked it. He said that? Drake was like, you're playing a good game. You're playing a good game. And he was like, yeah, that was light, too.

He said that was light work. That was light work. You lucky I popped my hammy. That's light work. Drake was just like, it's okay. It's still one-to-one. Like, Drake is just, it's just a funny, corny, light-skinned trash talk exchange. But it's still funny and like, I like the fucking, yo, fuck you.

Yeah, it was beautiful and that trash talk kind of makes me think cause KD was waiting for Drake Drake was deep down there yeah KD waiting for him KD didn't even say shit no no

he was talking he was saying something quietly that we didn't hear whatever it was whether it was good or bad I don't know but he was talking quietly he was just doing like

yeah I was like alright we'll see you in the bay he's like alright alright and then that's what makes me think KD's gonna be he's gonna play

I think he's gonna be ready to go. I think he's going to be ready to go. I think he's going to be I think he plays in one of those games in Golden State. We're seeing KD likely back for game three or four, which makes me think game four, they're saying is likely. They're just saying that so that Toronto wastes time preparing.

No different than football where they're like, yeah, we think he's going to play. In my experience, it's always questionable. Never probable. The probable always means they're going to play. Questionable means, well, we don't know. We'll see. It's all games.

That being said, when betting becomes legal, this is all going to change. Would it be legal? What is that? No, but when it becomes legal and sanctioned by the league, you're not going to be able to lie about injuries because those injuries could drastically affect the line and they could affect the spread. So that whole game of coaches pretending someone's injured or saying somebody isn't and then they're not playing,

when you've got a million dollars on the line, when Vegas got a million dollars on the line or millions of dollars on the line, it's like, no, we're not gonna do that Steve Kerr you might get dudes pulled up on over some shit like that

isn't that the same thing football does what do you mean Patriots do it all the time yeah but it's not legal to gamble on it Tom Brady's been on the fucking injured list

for like 12 years yeah that's what I think you're saying like probable like worst or some shit see you in the Bay Aubrey with your bum ass that's the play line

see you in the Bay Aubrey with your bum ass and he like enunciates it. See you in the Bay, Aubrey, with your bum ass. And he like enunciates it. It's so funny, man. Wasn't talking today. Wasn't talking today. Yo, KD's ankles are so skinny, man. Like when he walks around

in those little high water sweats. Yeah, the tech police shit. It's shocking he's athletic. Doesn't he look so Somali? But you were just talking about wiry strength. That's what he has. I know, it's still shocking.

Like, when you look at Anthony Joshua, you're like, oh, that's a fighter. When you look at, you know, Tommy Hearns, you're not like, oh, that's a fighter. It's just shocking. What I'm saying is Anthony Joshua looks like a better fighter than he actually is capable of because of his physique. And the same thing with KD.

Like, you look at KD's ankles, you're like, there's no way he could do a crossover. He'll just break his whole shit in half. But he is A skinny Wiry guy Yeah Strength though There's a lot of strength in those

In that wire Apparently Yeah It's kind of like fucking It's like fucking cable wires Like they look like they're fucking weak But you pull them shits Like three of those

Or four of those together And it's strong as fuck Look how skinny those Like a kendo stick. Like those fucking Singapore canes and shit. Yeah. His thighs and calves are the same size. Yeah.

He's really crazy. Yeah. He looks like a Tim Burton character. Doesn't he? What was that movie? A Nightmare Before Christmas? No, Slender Man. That was the movie.

He's Slender Man, dude. That's what they tried to nickname him. They did? Yeah, Slender Man and Slim Reaper. Slim Reaper. See, I'm so mad he didn't run with Slim Reaper He didn't run it Slim Reaper was such a fire fucking nickname What stupid ass nickname did he want?

The Servant The Servant Oh like a god? Religious shit Yeah I was like why would you do that? But Slim Reaper was such a fire fucking nickname I like the Pegasus personally I think it's a great nickname

Pegasus You know he's graceful Floats about the Pegasus Are we know, he's graceful, floats about the Pegasus. Are we going to talk about this lawsuit? Oh, yeah, yeah. This might affect him during the finals.

You think so? Kawhi? He got his people handling that. Kawhi's a robot. Don't come near that shit. Listen. When they say Kawhi's

and they mean Kawhi's people. Yeah. He probably doesn't have no idea. He probably just saw this with all of us like, damn, I guess I'm suing him. Let's be honest. Right?

You want to get the most traction in a lawsuit so you can settle outside of court. They're not really going to fucking court over this. So if I'm Kawhi's lawyer and I know the entire world is watching Kawhi Leonard right now because it's the finals, I have this lawsuit ready to go for months. Oh, you're telling me I could drop it During the finals Hells fucking yes Let's go

So this is complete strategy by his team That he has no I mean maybe he's on board with him And saying okay you can do this But this is strategy man And I bet New Balance is involved in it as well Why not New Balance is like hey this would be the right time Use these lawyers

did you see their billboard outside of Toronto I mean outside of Oracle yeah what did it say there's a picture of him in fucking Times New Roman font and it said like X on Orlando X on Milwaukee X on whoever they played the Sixers X on Milwaukee

it said the king of the north is coming like right over fucking Oracle did y'all see the picture well I The Sixers X on Milwaukee is that the king of the north is coming like right over fucking Oracle Did y'all see the picture well I sent it to you guys, but if you go to Steph Curry and his postgame interview, oh Keeping a real fucking tight keeping it flagrant that has trading bro and everywhere. Okay everywhere I can't what you think it looks like that's that's the fucking keep it tight sign. Oh, that's flagrant too, bro. Big fan. Steph's a big fan.

Big fan. We're Illuminati, bro. We the ass Illuminati. We everywhere. This is our sign, and this is flagrant motherfucking too, and Steph out there. And you know what? Steph is part of the army, and if he is, we accept him. We're radically inclusive over here at flagrant too.

Still root against him, but we accept him. Oh, absolutely. I'm only rooting for your post game. You know what? You ain't wearing that hat during the game if you weren't during the game worries in five real talk bro real talk look how cool boogie cousins is that's a cool motherfucker pulling the whole thing off looks Looks like the Fresh Prince, but it's scary. Yo, he really killed it.

That fit, the glasses. He looks like Hunter S. Thompson. The Fresh Crip of Bel-Air. The Fresh Crip of Bel-Air. So dope, man. So dope. Marcus Buzzins. Marcus Buzzins. Oh, man. So dope, man. So dope. Anyway. DeMarcus Buzzins. DeMarcus Buzzins.

Oh, man. Let me ask you this. Last two things that aren't necessarily next year related. Yeah. Kawhi limping. Is it an injury or is it the shit from last year flaring up? Because I remember last year, whatever quadriceps thing he had, it was a limp on his left leg. And I feel like that's a leg he's limping on.

I think it's tendonitis Okay Which is scary If you're gonna sign him To a max deal You gotta sign him But like that's a thing That comes back I think it's tendonitis

And this is one thing You gotta worry about If you sign him Called Kawhi You know he's not playing All of these two games You know they're gonna Have load management

So like you're signing him For like 60 something games But you sign him for 60 Because you only need 55 to make the playoffs Right or less But I think I think it'sitis, and I think it's just something they're going to have to manage, and they're going to have to work it every single day.

And that's the pain in the ass about traveling is when you travel, you lose a whole day of working on Kawhi, and you lose a whole day of working on any players you have that are injured. When you're playing at home, the best thing that could have happened for the Warriors is that they were struggling after that first game and then they had three days in Toronto to get right. Now you've got, what is it? They've got two days.

Well, no, the game was yesterday. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday. So the game was yesterday, and then one, two, and then the game is the third day. So you lose one of those days in travel. We're talking about it's a six-hour flight plus three-hour time difference. Oh no, you get three hours back.

So you lose a half day. And you lose a half day with them sitting down in a fucking... He's probably getting worked on on that charter flight. How much work can you get? When you look at NBA airplanes, you've seen the players in the airplane. It don look that spacious it's not that luxurious it's like maybe they got some economy plus but i'm not seeing them laid out they're not sleeping

it's not sleepers but they take like they take like a bunch of seats out of a regular plane or something like that there's enough room for legs but it's not like they're getting work done it's not like there's a massage table in the back where they're getting it which is all he should be doing i don't know why that doesn't exist in every team like mark cuban well it's not like they're getting work done. It's not like there's a massage table in the back where they're getting it, which is all he should be doing. I don't know why that doesn't exist in every team. Like Mark Cuban. Well, it's a cross-country flight, so if they know they're going to be on the plane for about six plus hours, I'm springing for the big fucking plane so people can get worked on.

Well, they have their own jet. And they do have their own jet. They do have their own plane, but what I would do if, like you were saying with Mark Cuban, is like, what you probably should do is have a jet and instead of that room in the back that people would put a bed, put a physical therapy

room in the back of it. Have a bunch of places where people get stretched out, people get work done because sitting in that seat ain't gonna do anything good for that tendonitis. Work it. Get you in that cryotherapy machine or whatever the fuck that is. I don't know. All I'm saying is this first game,

I don't think it's going to be good. I think you're going to get some ugly basketball. Oh, yeah. You're going to get some ugly basketball. That's why I say with all those injuries, the only person who should be good to go

by that game is Steph. Like, the table is set for him to have a monster fucking game. And if he doesn't, that is going to get hot for him. Yeah, that is going to get hot for him. It's going to get hot for him. Because then it's like, we're waiting on KD, and if KD is 60% when he gets back,

it gets shaky. And you know who's actually not getting enough smoke at all? Kyle Lowry and Marc Gasol. We got off the Kyle Lowry smoke situation because he made it to the finals, right? And he played well. All he did was take some big charges.

They were big. Which is what he does. Listen, that's what he does. And he's effective. He got a couple charges, I think, in game two as well. And defensively, you're like, okay, he's hooping. And he's getting the ball around and things. But then you look at his stat line, you're like, huh?

If he doesn't have at least... I think he needs at least two good games to win the series. Points-wise. 100%. At least two. And Fred Van Vliet's been carrying them offensively as well. He didn't shoot as well as he did last year. If they win this series, you're going to take his second son

and make him the motherfucking piece of the city? He was struggling before this little boy was born. That boy got to sit up at the fucking draft lottery like the kid from Cats. No, Van Vliet is balling, and he has high IQ, and he's, like, you can tell. I think in the playoffs, when the buttholes get tight, you need high basketball IQ. Winning basketball. He played for Wichita State. Like, they won.

They went to the Final Four. Mid-major team. Like, that shit comes into play when it comes deep in the playoffs. But he's aware of, like, what he's doing. Like, you can really see certain guys out there. Like, there's a guy who's incredibly athletic. His name is Norman Powell. But very average basketball IQ.

He gets caught up in the momentum of the game. He'll drive to the basket recklessly without knowing really what to do. Jump in the air, then hopefully find a pass. He's taking poor shots. Sometimes they land, sometimes they don't. But that's a situation where as shitty as Marc Gasol is playing, his

basketball IQ is elite. He had a good game one, Gasol. 20 points. Yeah, but game two, yeah. Game two, he outplayed him. Boogie bodied him, right? So game two, shitty-ass game, but he's not going to make mistakes. Like Kawhi, even though he had a quiet 30 and he had a couple turnovers,

he has elite basketball IQ. Kawhi will get to the basket, but he won't leave his feet unless he knows where the ball is going. A guy like Powell, and there was one point where they yanked him out of the game that brought Kyle back in, and then Kyle ends up fouling out. But a guy like him, I don't know, man. I'm limited minutes. That game was lost in the third quarter.

When they went on that 20-something run. And if they don't have the answer for the third quarter Warriors, who people said is like the 31st team in the NBA because they're completely different, if they don't have an answer for the third quarter Warriors, they have no chance. It's a game of runs. Basketball is a game of runs. You have to be able to withstand runs from each team. And that's something that a lot of people watch in the game.

They aren't familiar with basketball, often comment on, and they go, oh, here come the Warriors. No, no, this is here comes a team. The Raptors are going to make a run. The Warriors are going to make a run. It's a game of runs. You just want to make sure you make the last run. And the Raptors did.

The Raptors made the last run, and they got beaten. To be honest, they got beaten to be honest they got beaten by a three by a guy you want taking the three if Iggy misses that shot they're down two with five seconds left

with the most clutch player in the league right now they're at least getting a foul on home court they're at least getting a foul

you're going to get a foul or you're going to get a good shot we'll watch game three together on Wednesday if you're going to get a foul or you're going to get a good shot. Well, we'll watch Game 3 together on Wednesday if you're listening to this today on Tuesday. Guys, thank you so much for listening. This has been another episode of Flagrant 2. Pull up to vinyl, man.

I want to see all you New Yorkers, bro. Go get them tickets right now, real quick. And that is all. Peace. God bless.