Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Belle of the (White Power) Ball

Episode Date: June 4, 2021

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There was a ball called the Veiled Prophet Ball. It's been in St. Louis for, I don't know, decades, maybe centuries. It's been going on. And it started as a white supremacist thing. I think their motto was... Everything? Yeah, well, their motto was overtly... The purpose was...

America started that way? Overtly, the purpose was written to maintain the power structure. That's like... Everything is right. But if you put that shit in writing, it's like, nah, this is what time it is. We want to maintain rich white supremacy,

essentially, back in the day. Now, in 1979, I think it was, they were like, we need to shed this image. They started allowing black people, which they didn't do before. They changed the name to something else. I forget what it was called. Do you remember what it was called after? No. Whatever.

They changed the name. And then in 1999, this girl who was from the office, what's her name? Ellie Kemper. She's talking to Donna. Kimmy Schmidt. Kimmy Schmidt. Kimmy Schmidt goes in 1999 and she becomes the

princess or queen of the ball or whatever. So 20 years after all these changes have been implemented she becomes the queen of the ball and now Twitter is coming for her because this thing used to be racist.

So it's like The Bachelor again. Yes. It's exactly exactly what I thought. Now she's supposed to be aware of the history of this place before she goes and becomes a queen of the ball. But if they recognize how shitty their past was,

they said, we need to shed this image. We have a cool tradition, but we want to remove all the racism from it, which is essentially what every country has done. I mean, we're all guilty of some form of hatred or bigotry, and we've tried to shed it to the best of our ability. I don't see why this makes her a fucking kkk member all right if you visit germany are you a nazi sympathizer yep because they had a

really fucking horrible history 70 years ago and then did everything they could to shed it so do you forgive them or do you cancel germany can i ask you a question if you buy a volkswagen are you if you buy a hugo boss are you. Volkswagen is Swedish. No Volkswagen is people's car. Volkswagen. Literally literally the people the Nazis car. Hugo Boss

made the suits for the Nazis. That's why them shits were lit. The lines were good. Doug can you back me up on it? Those SS uniforms? They were original. Logo design. The lines were good Doug can you back me up on it Those SS uniforms Quite fitting They were original Kind of

Yo he probably did The logo design You know what I mean Like lightning He did it yo Pretty fire So it's like Don't say that Doug

Fire bro You can think of another adjective To describe it Fire No it's just baked into the language Why are you gassing them up like that That's foul Come on bro

Don't worry about it bro Just take a shower. Everything will be all right. Wash it off. Okay. But point is, you got this situation where the past is obviously horrendous, but you recognize how horrendous it is, and you try to remove yourself from that past. Go.

The question is, did they try to remove themselves from the past? I don't know enough about the organization, but it could be one of those things where they're like, apparently, according to the article they banned uh black people and jews sorry though but we don't know if when they let them in if it was like oh we don't want to get sued for discrimination so they're allowed to be 79 i don't think so i mean i think it's safe to say in 79 there was still a lot of racism that existed that we weren't like oh let's let's make this litigious clubs right now that don't have jews blacks. And now. So that's not illegal. They have it.

They're like, we accept everyone. But you have to submit an application. And if you're black, then you can't get in. Yeah, but this is 42 years after they did it. Like, 42 years later, we still have that shit. If you told me in the 90s they started letting in black people and they have like a couple, I get it. In 1979, you'd have to be very forward thinking to be like, oh, you know what?

This could be a PR hit down the road in the year 2000. No, they're going to get sued if some Jewish person tried to get in in 79. Okay, I can see a Jewish person suing. That's what he's saying. I hear what he's saying. He's saying it's like, yo, we're going to remove the limitation, right, or the

restriction, but that doesn't mean we're actually going to have them be part of it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. So I'm just clarifying to him. We have to see if they've actually started practicing that. Again, we don't know enough about the club, but I think the greater conversation here is every industry that has existed for more than 75 years has probably been tied to some form of racism, bigotry, or sexism. Don't support anyone in Hollywood

because Hollywood had ties to racism. They used to do blackface. How dare you? I mean, if you go to Disney World, you know what I mean? Oh my God, Doug. You're supporting an anti-Semite, right? It's not the happiest place on Earth for everybody. Yeah, exactly. So anybody that takes part in

any legacy brand is, I guess you could say, supporting hatred to a certain extent, right? So I guess at a certain point in time, we just need to go, hey, they've stopped that. They've tried to correct it. And we just need to see if they've done the due diligence to stop and correct. This situation might be one of those where they haven't. They've done it on paper, but in practice, maybe they haven't. They done it on paper but in practice maybe they haven't they kind of want to keep it as like a lights only club they're just saying we accept everybody but i guess they just don't want to be part of it so that's the situation we're in right now so is

there any proof to show that they have started accepting other members besides just lights i don't know i'm looking it up to see if they have black members but it's also so small and it's like kind of secretive so it's difficult to see right because they also do like a strange like ritual thing which i think is adding to people's like paranoia oh it's like the veiled prophet so like you have to wear like this makes it worse according to the article you have to wear like a white gown and a white veil so that's like compounding it but again it's like the kkk stuff is racist but like that uniform was used by like different religious like sex and things in the past yeah if you go to like uh in spain it's really popular exactly and that's where they adopted it from so it's like wearing a veil

that's white isn't necessarily racist but it is racist if you're in the kkk blah blah nuance right right right right i also think it's putting a lot on her at whatever age she was, probably 17, 18. That's the other thing. To be aware of this thing that is 20 years. Like 20 years ago, they changed laws. At 17, 18, I got to police it and be like, well, hold on. Before I attend, have you guys really changed? Yeah, she was 19 years old.

She's a child. She's from a rich, like the richest family in Missouri. And that is. From a line. Like that's who's probably involved in this shit. One thing I kind of enjoy about this is watching liberals be like, oh, this show that we love, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, this actress

that is the star of this show, everybody you celebrate, white liberals, is a rich, white, privileged, incredibly privileged person. Probably went to an Ivy League school. She went to Princeton. The writers of The Office, as far as I know, went to Dartmouth and shit like that. The people you celebrate are the most privileged,

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like i think there's a couple states that didn't even have cotton i'm not saying cotton justified it right but like if you didn't even have if you had just had slaves to like get you lemonade son that's crazy that's mad lazy that's lazy as hell like that like that is next level having them drive the riverboat no full well black people can't swim what kind of shit is that that's dangerous dog no life jackets back then so we need to look into the states that didn't even have like farming shit, bro. That's wild. They didn't have like crazy farming and you still wanted slaves. You fought for slaves.

You're like, yo, we need to go to war for our slaves so they can make the bed before we get in it. Unbelievable. That's nuts. Unbelievable. Yo. Get a maid, bro. What states ain't have cotton? We need to go to war again.

I'm not saying, I'm saying it's fucked up. If you did have have cotton? We need to go war again. I'm not saying it's fucked up. If you did have cotton, it's super fucked up as well. Don't get me wrong. Fuck, but it's that much more fucked up if you didn't even have the cotton. Son, slavery to just dust down the dining table, bro? What the hell's

wrong with these people in Missouri? What's wrong with these people in Missouri? Yo, come on. That's wild, dog. That's wild. And they're like, yo, we can't have no more slaves. You got to start paying them.

And they're like, no. I'll risk my kids' lives so I don't ever have to light a candle before lunch. Isn't that fucking crazy? Yo, you think I'm going to set my own silverware? Fuck that. What the fuck do I look like?

Nah, bro. That's the other thing. There was no minimum wage. You could pay them anything. You could pay workers whatever. Oh my God. Son, that is next level, bro.

And I know it seems like we're making an argument for the cotton states. We're not. We're not. At all. Because that's also wrong. We're just showing,

like, if the cotton people are lazy because they don't want to be in the field if they're zero out of ten in terms of morality no no fuck morality it's all bad yeah let's just do it on a lazy scale yeah right because we got out right here just saved our cautious life yeah i saved his fucking life i said zero and i was gonna say they're negative so that's fair enough but let's go lazy right if you lazy as fuck for not want to pick your own goddamn cotton, right? Yeah. You know what I mean? You lazy as hell.

But if you don't even want to clean off your horse and buggies, bro. Do you know what I'm saying? Why do you need a clean horse and buggy? You don't even need a clean horse and buggy, bro. What? You know that there were certain days where they were probably like. It's like a car wash. We don't even got some shit for them to do.

It was probably days where like, man, we ain't even getting our money's worth out of here, bro. There's nothing for them to do. You know how easy it is? Getting our money's worth when you don't pay. They had to buy them, bro. They had to buy them from somebody. It's so easy when you eat and there's crumbs, you need to do that.

You need a slave to do that? To wipe the crumbs off the table. That's it? Come on, dog. I'm done. Missouri. Missouri. Missouri. Is this a fact they didn't have cotton?

I don't think they had cotton. I think they did have some cotton. Thank God! Thank the Lord they had cotton! We were going to cancel this whole state. I was about to cancel this state. I'll cancel my St. Louis shows gladly, happily. Yo, what else they got?

St. Louis. I'm ready to cancel this whole segment of this. How do you feel about that? How do you feel about that? I'm good. I'm good. This is like dumb for asking how you feel about Palestinians right now. So you're just

You're out of here Yeah I'm letting y'all cook I'm just letting I'm letting y'all cook Come on Yeah Now you do the cooking By the way

She did marry a Jew Who did? Oh Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Yeah That's the other thing Like during all the Black Lives Matter stuff She's posting like

Black squares And like Donating And like She's like active And using her platform and things However so it's like is she racist do we really think she's like in a clan i know did she post a blue square i didn't see a blue square also they raised a kid catholic which is very rare actually it's like you guys have enough and you're gonna take away one potential

new two yeah but she's, the kid won't be because she's not Jewish, right? So the kid is not Jewish. I'm not like that. Raise the kid Hebrew, then the kid can find another Hebrew and we can kind of add them back. What? What did he say? He said you have to have a Jewish

twat. You really hit that. I'll post a blue square right now. Post a blue square right now. It's so funny when it's happening to somebody else. I know. I had to deter them. Geez.

Did all you guys post blue squares? I posted a black square. I posted a black square. Yeah, that shit was a scam, dog. None of us posted no squares. You're really acting like a Jewish twat right now. You are a Jewish twat, dude. You're a JT, dude.

That blue square, that shit didn't pop pop with us that's all we lost the pr war we lost the pr war if you were a black slave and you got traded to like missouri right is that joining the warriors

yeah is that is that Is that joining the Warriors? Yeah. What? Is that like joining the Warriors? Seven seconds or less. I'm going to pick up a ring out here, baby. It's not better. It's not undeniably better.

If there was no cotton, then I guess it was better. I'm just saying. I'm asking, bro. I'm asking was I'm just saying I'm asking bro I'm asking I'm just out here asking I'm trying to get to the bottom of this Mark said they had cotton huh yeah

they had cotton yeah apparently they did what about Kentucky let me look it back so it's like the Lakers

but LeBron's health is a little shaky so it's like more when it's late we don't know if he's gonna hold up I might have to actually do some work yeah LeBron's health is a little shaky. So it's like, more what it's like. We don't know if he's going to hold up. I might have to actually do some work. Yeah. All right,

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