Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Tourettes N-Word Pass? Epstein Alive, & Trump stirs Hockey Drama | #693

Episode Date: February 25, 2026

YERRR – the boys break down the BAFTA N-word controversy, Gavin Newsom’s code-switching, and the American dominance and foolery at the Winter Olympics. We’re talkin’: - Trump calls to the Olympics - Eileen Gu, Tiger parenting, and peak Americana - Epstein timelines, Wexner depositions, and the leverage nobody wants to explain - and Andrew’s BIGGEST regret All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Bafta N-word Outrage, Siamese Twins + Bears 10:22 The Ninja Turtles Theory + Do we forgive him? 15:33 Sitting next to him, Scottish + BBC edit 21:16 What did he say??? 24:21 Gavin Newsom’s Tourettes + Code switching 33:56 Who’s the next Prezzy? 40:13 Olympics, Kash’s CORNY + Trump’s call 49:54 Eileen Gu + Andrew’s BIGGEST regret 1:04:55 Alysa Liu, Tiger Dad + Americana 1:13:14 Snipers diapering up 1:16:54 Epstein + Myth of meritocracy 1:24:00 Who needs to go down? 1:26:06 State of the Union predictions 1:29:18 Wexner’s deposition + Epstein’s “self-deletion” 1:40:51 Epstein’s timeline + Birthday Book 1:44:40 Norway Premier attempt + Epstein’s leverage This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right. What's up everybody? Welcome to Flay Grady. Cracken. Damn, what the hell? What is that? Oh, well, did you have like an involuntary auditory response? I can't control it. Oh, is that what's happening right now? Oh, oh, got it, got it. Come on. Don't let me interrupt. Yeah, this is right. I'm not going to let you read her up. I was just going to introduce everybody. What's up? Is Schultzies? This is Alex Media. Honky.

How it feels like he might be making fun of disabled people. No. They control their racist thoughts. Yeah. You're making fun of racist disabled people with that. Yeah, dude. Can't do that. Oh, yeah, that's actually kind of bad. Yeah.

No, no, no, no, don't know. What stroke of luck to be racist and have Tourette. Right. Like, because Miles is no excuse for his racism. Yeah, I know. Because we know he doesn't have Tourette's. He has to, like, sneak it in, even though we see it every single time. But, like, to be racist and then just be like, oops, every single time.

And people, feel bad for you? Yeah. Do you explain to the good people what's going on? It's basically, like, um, like, having a sign-mey, twin and being into incest I mean literally I mean literally what's going on think about it

I didn't be another metaphor think about it it's like if you're into incense every time you touch you're touching a family right like so if you have a Siamese twin is your pussy and their pussy bro that's a good point

it's your dick and their dick I never thought about that yeah you don't think about people who are Siamese twins and into insects so because it's so you don't think about that enough I know

about it think about how lucky they are you're born to sign me as twin before you reach your sexual nature you're like oh my god

this sucks and like I got this head coming out of here then all of a sudden you hit puberty and you're like man oh you're 18

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah at 18 at 18 years old you hit puberty and you're like damn I just really want to fuck my family

and then you're like wait a minute oh shit and then your brother is like Harold, why you rubbing our bottle? I'm still working it out, guys. It's still working it out. Wait, so if you're two brothers

Siamese style. So sharing a body for them one genital organ. The dream, if you love incest. If you love incest, that is the dream. If you are crippled by that disability of loving the idea of fucking your family members and you have one attached to you, they're growing off your back. They can't do shit.

Damn. They can't do shit. That's wild. One is going to be like, this. the other one's going to be like that. He might have control the hands. So only one of them feels it. I think they control aside. We never know. We don't know what the situation is.

Who controls the piece? Like who feels the peace the most? Ideally, you're a brother. They're jerking his dick. Because that's what someone who's into incest would like. Again, I'm just putting a hypothetical out there. They both feel it the same. And then they got to take turns.

They're like, yo, you got it tonight. Guys, look, there are Siamese twins out there. Yeah. We can ask them about these things. things, my suspicion is that they are not also afflicted with a lustful desire of incest. Yeah, you can't have two, both into incest.

That's nuts. Now, if they are... Let's be realistic. Yeah, that's a good point. Hypothetically speaking, if they are, why leave the house? It's like every day, Super Bowl. There's nothing you would need to do in life.

Damn. What is that sound? That's my jaw-hard. Okay, so can we talk about this man, this brutal disease that he has that allows you to just fucking be yourself at all times. Can we explain? My bad Tourette's people. It wasn't making

fun of y'all. Well, here's the thing with Tourette's people. Like, how often is it that they just yell this? Because I saw that one Tourette's girl on Instagram. Yeah, I still think it's fake. So that's the thing. Like, how much of it is leaning into it? Do you don't think there's a little part of him who's like telling his boys? Like, I'm going to

fucking say it. The second two black guys are up there, I'm going to say it. We got to check the cows'iots because there's one person who's like, Oz, they screamed the N-word during the Baptist. And it was 10 million they put on it. They'll go a random account. We gotta check that. Yeah, we got it.

There's no way. I hope to God, there's no way. I hope they got that there's not. So is it racism? Or go, go, go. Or what? Or is it that thing where you're like, we all think of the worst thing you could possibly do in a moment.

Right? You're at a funeral and you're like, oh, God. And like, you start kind of giggling to yourself because it would be really inappropriate if you did something. If you do what? I just scream in the ember. Like, wouldn't that be really inappropriate? That would be really inappropriate.

That would be really fucked up. And none of us would do that. I've never had that thought. No. You know way more dead people. I know some. You've been way more funerals than me. I've been to a handful.

Yeah. But I wouldn't ever say that. I would never yell at a funeral. There's no proof that you haven't done it. No, there's people that have been to these funerals that would testify on one of the half. Yeah, they probably testify because you got a bunch of fucking lying. Catholics in your family. Nobody's going to trust that goyslop test.

Anyway. Nobody's going to trust that goyslap? You're going to go up there? We can agree you shouldn't do it at a funeral, no matter what. I don't think you should do it in any situation. Now, if you know that there was a chance you were going to do this, would you show up to the award show?

I mean, his award show also. Like, it was for the movie that he was in. It was made about him. Yeah, but like if you know that this could happen and it might overshadow this beautiful movie that was made about you would you do it remember when what about like a dog muzzle and then no matter what word you say it turns it into not the end yeah yeah well potential we had a show it's a potential fixed we had a show shout out uh it was in it was in california somewhere i forget i'm pretty sure it was upstate oh was upstate yeah okay my bad

anyway we had a show and there was a woman who had Tourette's and i think it was apparent pretty She disclosed it to the club. She disclosed it to the club. Yeah. And what I said to Dove was, I was like, look, here's a deal. I want you guys to enjoy this show. My fear is that if you start having the ticks, it might interrupt the show and interrupt the other people who are able, you know, who came here to go watch the show. And you might also feel embarrassed.

I'm going to have to address it. And I don't want to embarrass it. Like, it might be a whole thing. Would you be down to watch the show side stage? So we were like able to put her side stage. Some might say a better seat. You put her in the colors only section, bro. That's crazy.

The fact that you would assume that's crazy, bro. Yeah. You would make it racial out. This whole thing is racial, man. I'm traumatized. He was yelling. Now, how the hell did he not just yell whatever race the rest of the presenters were to even it out? Well, apparently he did say some other slurs.

Or not slurs, but throughout. But he has to slur it every time. Yeah, well, yeah, you have to follow it up with another slur just to get it off you, be like, oh, I'm not always racist. Like if Alan Cummings is up there, what would you say if you have that? Well, he is Scottish. Yeah, so what would you say? What would you be?

Think about something Scottish. Oh, hey, look at you. Yeah. All right. That's a good, that's a Scottish slur. Like, he could say that. I like Alan Cummings too much, but I can't say it. Alan Cummings is the man.

I know, he's dope. I love him. But there's no way a tick goes off. Like, every time Alan Cumming, like, even hearing that, I'm ticking. I want to let something loose. Has anybody ever told them to not say it, like, try to not say it? But that probably makes you want to say it more. Yeah.

I've heard people say that it's like an OCD thing where you're like, like, oh, don't say the worst thing, and then you say the worst thing. It comes out. That does, that is true. So if you say, don't say it, it's the worst thing. You also have to say, hey, save whatever you want. And then the OCD will go on. And then someone said that to him, and he was like, fine, this has nothing to do with Tourette's.

It's like telling you something off pot and then you. Don't bring it up? You're saying I do that? Yeah. Give you one instance. Give me one instance to explore personal information for the entire internet. Basically, all my past relations. But not this current one.

Not this current one, yeah. I don't say anything about her. No, I'm not saying anything about her visa issues. I don't say anything about her visa issues. She's talking about the credit card, you know? Yeah, yeah. Hey, she has a spender. Is she a spend her?

Is she a spend her? No, not a real thing. Do you ever in a fight, bring that up? In a fight with her, do you ever just, you'll never in a fight, just play fucking villainal ice. Guys, right now, there's ice and Trump around. It's not. It's not fun.

It's not funny. But she never brings up shit in a fight. Oh, your dick gets skinnier as it goes to the base. She never brings that up. Like, you talk about that. Why does your dick get skinny as it goes to the base? It's your torpedo-looking dick. I don't want to open up another WTF studio.

It's your torpedo-looking dick having that. And then you never want to say anything? Nah, it's like the middle porridge. It's just right. It's just right. I knew where you were going. with that i think so i don't know your favorite new phrases every day yeah that's awesome his favorite jewish bears perfect goyslop to get you to just do no it's the baron seen bears it's goldilocks no

goldie locks well isn't that also their thing gold and locks that's good that's good you see i know that's all right that's a shit Off the cuff racism It doesn't matter what fucking bear it is Wait were they even Was Goldilocks a bear? There were bears involved But I don't know what their religion was

We have no way Don't do that We have no one What is Doves name mean Okay technically that means bear I'm just saying it guys Do the math Wow

Don't let me start talking about the ninja turtles Mark don't let me start talking about the ninja turtles That one I think you're fine to talk about It's technically not racist Hold on I'm sending it to Joey right now Don't let me talk about the Ninja Turtles. He said me there was a two in the morning last night. Don't let me.

Not, I wasn't getting radicalized. Two a.m. I wasn't getting radicalized because my wife is sleeping in the other room with the newborn and I'm by myself to scroll as long as my fucking parts desire. Yeah. That's a nice scroll right there. Unlimited doom scroll. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, you're on your own. What you got? What you got? I'm saying. Don't let me get started about the indoctrination. It's indoctrination. No, no.

Like a hot tap. Doctrination. It's the indoctrination because what is it? Oh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. To the math. Here it is.

Yo. Yeah. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a show about reptiles, reptilians, living underground in underground tunnels. What food do they like the most? Pizza. Pizza is code word for pedophiles. Their connection with April is their connection to the mainstream media,

how they influence the masses from behind the scenes. So Shredder, we owe you. you an apology fan these riders just put it in front of our faces for too long so you know eggs spitting shout out egg i mean a few things i don't think turtles are reptiles i think they're amphibians yeah they're they're definitely oh what do you mean definitely that you send this to here a fucking reptile obviously they had to throw the scent off the trail You think they're going to actually put a reptile under there? That would be too obvious.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Pizza's not, I mean, pizza's co-word for something else used by the PDFs. And turtles went into a lot of pizza. Yeah. And what about April? What about their connection to April?

I don't know what April is. April is. Oh, my God. I didn't watch this show. I didn't watch. Can you have a childhood? I'm not going to watch this satanic pedophile show. How a child?

I watch other stuff. Acial. Rachel. No. From the top. Rachel was a badass ginger. Her name's April. What the fuck are you reading?

Damn, dude, he's really, he's losing it. I'm losing it. I'm starting out of hot. I think my Tourette's really taken over. I'm saying it kind of wrong. Bad as ginger. Named? April.

Thank you. Work for the media. I was doing propaganda for the Ninja Turtles. Oh. Mm-hmm. What channel? Channel 6. 666.

What does that mean? Devil's number. Yeah. Due to math. Do the math. How do we start on this? We're talking about BAFTA. Can we get some AC here?

It's getting hot. This guy has like stage four, right? Oh, man, Al. Got who. Al, come on. He got to. He might just have alopecia. You know what he looks like, do you remember Harry Potter when a guy takes off the

turban? Yo, he's on the back of the Sorcercerer Stone. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. or coral. Yep. He got a little of that look, but he's spitting right now. Yeah, he's spitting right now. Yeah, but he ain't even mentioned the tunnels in the rats. He did. He mentioned the throes. I missed. I missed it. Oh, I couldn't get past in no eyebrow. That shit is crazy. Goibran. You have a little goy brain. You can't handle this kind of next level information. He's just ascending, bro. He's ascending.

What do we do about the guy with Tourettes? Do we forgive him because this is an illness that he did not ask to have? Is it actual racism? I've heard a lot of people saying that it is actually racist and we're not going to forgive them for having Tourette's. I think both things can be true. I think they could be legitimately offended if they choose to be. Yes. But also... I was offended. You were.

Second-hand offense, yep. Tell us what it felt like. I didn't see the clip, actually. All right, well, let's see how offended you are. Go ahead. Roll the clip. Wow, you're going to subject me to that again? Again. Again.

You said you didn't see the clip. Hey, well... They lie. First, second time for everything. They lie. Time for this. Go and I we're going to be presenting

the first BAFTA of the night for a vital part of movie making. We're here to us. That's not funny, bro. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's great. He's scream.

He waited for the feet. He waited for a moment of silence. That is not Tourette's, bro. Come on. Because if Tourette's involuntary, why are you waiting for the moment of silence? Yeah, the beat drop. You're going to tell me that guy's racist.

Was that perfect the timing? There's no way. And what to race? is you screaming at the top of your lungs. That is a great point. He could have whispered it. He could have sent it into his shirt. He's like, nah, watch out of hear me.

I ain't miced up. And everybody heard. When was the last time you heard anyone in the audience at one of these award shows? They don't even mic the audience. I bet they had a mic on him. I would not be surprised if they miced him up just in case. All right, guys, here are a comedy show dates in less than 30 seconds. I got a new one.

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What are you doing? That's like those twin NBA players in one of the, one of the, them was gay? Remember the Collins brothers? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a tricky one. What do you do? Do you act offended? When he, if he just yells it? He yells at, everyone looks back and go, who said it?

And then what, do you sell them out? You sell it a guy with a disability? Yeah. What do you do? I'm selling them out. Immediately. Yeah. You go, right here, he did it.

He did it. Okay. I don't even know what I would do in that situation, Mark. That is terrifying. I would be offended. I would start crying. I would start crying. There we go.

You would cry in solidarity. Yeah, during Black History Mother. Would you cover his mouth? Would you put your hand over his mouth? Yeah, I'd put him in a joke hold, dude. Yes, dude. Yes, it's Black History Mother. I'm not going to let him yell that.

You can't harm the disabled. I'm not going to harm him, dude. What are the, also, also, the no harming the disabled is the physically, right? Okay. Disabled. Hold on. No, like if you're someone who was battling, like, just you yell things, you can still fight that person. You can still fight that person.

No, it's uncontrollable. If they're a jerk when they mean to be. I'm still not. I'm still not 100% soul. Black people don't believe it. You're like a truth for Touretz. It's interesting. He is Tourette.

If he said anything else, like if it was fucking like Simuloo up there accepting it for like the Five Rings movie or whatever that was. Asian accent. Or he ducks off and whatever. Like there's no. Do you think that, do you think the black community would be as enraged by it or would they be like, yeah, we got to find on someone with Tourette's. But this is crazy. We need black people with Tourette's.

We don't get no shows or anything like that. That would be funny. Do they make black people with Tourette's? I don't know. I don't think we come in Tourette's. Maybe not yet. Maybe you guys are still getting on it. See, we got to hop onto the bandwagon.

Can we find a black guy with Tourette's on the internet? That's why you know it's fake. I saw a guy who was to do like an Instagram. I think his name as Does the Animals? No. No, no. Wait, why? Is it black dude with autism and does the animals?

No, not autism. him. This guy has Tourette's. That was like that was a lot. That was crazy. How was that crazy? Black dudes, animals? Like, that was, that was... He does the animal sounds. He does perfect animals sounds. Did you just have Tourette's right? Yeah.

Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Yeah. I had Tourette's. Yeah, yeah. Get that Joe free. Yo, that is it. Yeah. No, no. Where did your brain go? Why did your brain jump to that? Because I thought you were talking about it, Black dude with a disability. That's very fun and awesome on the internet. Oh, no. No, no, no. And so I was going to throw it in there.

Maybe we're going to, I was going to algorithm him. You know who has Tourette's is, yeah, this is the guy, New York City Public Defender, I think, his name. And he was talking about it. But he was talking about it because he has it, but then he didn't have any ticks during it. Oh. Yeah, that can happen. Which is also can happen. Maybe edit it out.

It's a tragic. Now, you told me that there was an edit made to this, and this was not the edit. Well, that, I think is ultimately where the blame should lie. I don't think we need to blame a disabled guy for having a take. I also don't think we should blame these guys for being offended if they were offended. I think ultimately it falls on the BBC. Big black cock? Nope.

The British broadcast. Was it another thing he yelled out during the... Oh, this is a British thing? Yeah. The BAFTA? Why we care about this? I thought this was like a black American film and television association. I thought it was like...

That was really good. Yeah. I thought it was BT. I thought it was BT. What did you guys? I think it was. No, bro. I thought this black American film

television association, and that's why I thought there was a big deal. You got a white guy you're trying to give him an award, make him feel inclusive, and he's yelling the N-word at the Black Award show. You thought they had Alan coming to the BET Awards?

He's gay. I don't know. He's gay. The gays, they do. The gangs can do whatever. They're like, Bruce Paul's on around. We'll get Alan coming.

Gays are like, whatever the blood is we could all use. Oh? Yeah, it's like, universal donor. Whatever. Universal donor. They do need some open.

God. Damn. Ow, Tourette. You have Tourette. How are you to judge them when our whole show is Tourette? The whole basis of our show's Tourette's syndrome. What you feel, you say. Yes.

Now, if you were at the BAFTA Awards and you were sitting next to this guy and he yelled it, would you take responsibility? Would you say actually? It was me. Guys, it was me. Would you bail him out if you were his homie? Also, I'm clutching my pearls. Oh.

I'm selling it. How the fuck did he not like... Sue and I'm going to... Come on. You're your best friend. Yeah. Your best friend. Okay.

Yeah, I didn't know that it was a British thing. Okay. That's... Now you don't give a fuck. Well, not. It's like, did they even use that word over there? I thought that was our word. Like, don't they have their own word?

Well, that's the crazy part. He's Scottish screaming it. Oh, don't bring that in to it. Yeah, yeah. Don't bring him being Scottish. Oh, it's our fault. Yeah. Oh, it's our fault.

My people are responsible. Sheep fuckers. Yeah, exactly. That hurt. Tourette. Now, just in defense of sheep shagging, if there was an animal that you were going to do it to, I think it's undeniably the sheep.

Cheeky. Very cheeky. Caked up crazy. You've seen those videos of the wagon just whipping back and forth. Right? And it's got a built-in washcloth. Yeah. What about...

Damn, this is going to be rough. What about the orangutans with a fat pussy pot? Oh, shit. Oh, man. Tourette's. Hey, man. Tourette's. Tirets.

I got to block myself from whatever I said from the rest of the episode. This shield is here. Tourette's... No, we've seen it. Pull it with what Al said. Pull up what Al said. Pull up what Alsa, which I fully disagree with. Or rather, I'll reserve judgment.

That's all I see it. Oh, good God, Al. Yeah, also, why you brought up the youngest sheep possible? Like, bring up some ass. I know, chucked that. You with lamb? Lamb ass? Been looking at J-mail for the last two weeks.

Nah, bro. There is. There it is. That's a mowling sheep. Look at that mountain sheep with the B-E-L. Yeah, why are they brushing it like that? They know what they're doing. Look at them.

They know what they're doing, bro. Nah, not wait. That's too youthful. Yeah, no. That's too youthful. Why are they smacking it? like that. You got to let them grow?

That's lamb chops. You need to let that thing grow a little bit. Joey, take this fucking video off the screen, you weirdo? All right, let's see. Oh, that's what you want more than anything? Ow. That's, Ow.

Ow. That one got three tithies. That's a good point. That's one better than, But I boost it. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, I'll take it. Al.

You got to stand on this, bro. No, we need 20 toes down. Find a wallet. Final wallet. Stand on it. Final wallet. That's what you... That's what you...

That should look like tobacco. That's the old prune, bro. That's great. That's in the first baseman's lip. How, that's what you desire in. Over some nice sheep. That looks like Alex's elbow, bro. That's crazy.

You can't let that happen, dude. So things make me uncomfortable. Yeah, that's crazy. They got them, they got moisturizing. I'll go home tonight and just fucking feet home. Come on, I can't let me and brought that up. You're well for that. Ow, where did this even come on your screen that you've been thinking about it?

I see where the thought process went. It's Tourette. It was Tourette. You were by yourself looking at the internet, man. Look at her tearing that thing open. Got a twig in there. Watching an animal planet. Okay.

Damn. Miles had to take the long way back. Miles didn't want nothing to do with you. Nah, he just rubble now. I need a walk. I need a walk. Ew. Top left. Ew.

Don't click it. Don't click it. All right. What's you screaming right there? Miles! Anyway, point is, point is, point is, is that even Gavin Newsom has Tourette's moments. I think we can acknowledge that as a group, as a family. Yes.

I've been waiting. I didn't watch it because I want to have an honest reaction. Oh, okay. We can pull it up. Yeah, yeah. So Gavin Newsom is in a little bit of trouble because he was speaking in Atlanta, and he was doing a traditional politician, and pander tactic.

Yeah, you guys really love this video. What you love about is someone. I mean, it's pretty funny. Yeah? This is the next president of the United States. It's pretty funny. Oh, okay. Let's see. Let's see.

I'm impressed upon you. I'm like you. I'm no better than you. You know, I'm a 960 SAT guy. And, you know, and I'm not trying to offend anyone, you know, trying to act all there if you got 940. But literally a 960 SAT guy, I cannot, you've never seen me read a speech because I cannot read a speech.

Maybe the wrong business to be in. I mean, dude. Now, we should say he is a disability. He's dyslexic. Yes, I'm making fun of him. He's a disability. Which I think makes this more offensive. Because he's like, I have a disability, which makes me dumb.

But you guys are just dumb. I'm like, you guys, I'm just like you because I have a mental condition that's tough for me being able to read and do math. So that's why I got a 960 on my SATs. Bro, it's so bad. I hate when politicians try to black it up. Like even the way he's speaking and the mannerisms, like, why are you doing that? I hate this shit.

Wait, did you feel that he was trying to black it up there? Oh, I didn't get that. Like, when he talked to the crowd, he's like. Started from the very beginning. See if there's any, the very beginning of the video, because you missed his first line. I'm not, you know, I'm not trying to impress you. I'm just trying to impress upon you. Pause.

Bam, bam, bam. You guess kind of, yeah. Bar or one? Yeah, it's kind of bar. You know, I can respect where respect is. Dude, I was kind of, you know. You did rap a little. Yeah.

Listen, I'm not trying to impress. I'm not trying to press it. I'm trying to press upon you. I said that to a bitch one day. Well, I was. fritzing up all that night. Jesus. Al.

I'm talking about fornicating, man. You got a fiancee, bro. It's my pass. Nah, bro. We don't bring up our pass on this podcast, you know? Yeah. We don't. We never talk about this, but...

I'll never talk about that. Go on. O'clock, you were making a point. You don't like it when white politicians tend to black it up. Is that the term? Or urban it up? Perform for black people.

Got it. Like just be yourself. We respect it more. And why do you think that they think that that works? I honestly, I don't know. Maybe it does. Or maybe they think it does. I honestly don't know.

Now, in Newsom's defense right there, again, maybe I'm not the target demo for this, but I didn't feel like he was really doing that. Doing what? Like trying to talk hood or like. Keep playing just a little bit more, like once he starts talking to the crowd, I'm like you. I'm no better than you. You know, I'm a 960 SAT guy.

And, you know, and I'm not trying to offend anyone, you know, trying to act all there. Have you got 940? I'm not trying to hack all there. There's also a little, it's a little. There's a clip of him today with Ercher, and he's emoting. Okay, go. Yeah. He's hitting the emotes big time.

It's also just kind of hilarious, like Newsom just doesn't have. Any clue? Like, I think if the idea is that he's in Atlanta, right? This is, I don't even know if the crowd is super diverse. I think people are kind of making some guesses about that. It might not just be black people. And I think maybe that's what the internet is running with. So maybe that's not fair.

But like the assumption, let's say, well, so let's say it is. Like the assumption that the SAT scores about, I think black women are like the most highly educated group in America, like percentage-wise. You know what I mean? So this idea is like that's how he's connecting. It's like you're actually connecting the wrong way. Yeah. Like you should be like, yeah, I went to college.

I furthered my education like all of you guys doing here. I want to show that I know this about you. Yeah. But the opposite. He's like, hey, we can't read, right? I mean, it's just bad. And then he's hanging with usher trying to... All right, let's see this.

You tell me if I'm reading into this. Look at it. That was like... With the hand, watch the hand. Do I go? Fuck out of you. See? Can a white boy have some motion?

Because he was like trying to give that. He wasn't sure if he was going. He's like, Ha ha ha ha. Can a white boy have some motion, though? He don't got motion, though. He don't. So just be yourself.

Yo, can I just say this, though, is that code switching is kind of awesome. Code switching is kind of fun. Thank you. A little. Wait a minute. Thank you. Finally. A little.

Keep going. Finally. Go on that. You go to Japan. Okay. And all of a sudden you start talking a little jazz. That means. You won't be offensive, but it just kind of just seeps in. I 100% would do that.

It was the only way I could get the cab drivers to know where we were going. I would say where we were going in English in their accent. That should don't work. Al? It does not work. I swear to God, I swear to God in my life, it works 100% of the time. You know why it worked? Because you entered the address in Uber, and it already knew where you were going.

They didn't have Uber when I was there. You go there, like a guy comes in a taxi and, like, picks you up and takes you where it is. And if the guy at the hotel doesn't tell him, you got to tell him. And I would fucking tell him. I would do it. Don't ask him how to do it. I would do it every single time. Don't know.

I kind of want to know. You can't. Because Japanese is different from Chinese. It's very different. It's different. But it's actually the same way. It might be. Macadunner.

That's what you use E. Mechadender. Mechadunner. See, that'll be easy for him to know. If we're going shopping, whatever it is, I would say the place and I would say it in a Japanese accent and 100% of the time it works. I hated that they rewarded my racism. I didn't want to be racist. I tried to say it in English. It disgusted you. It disgusted me. I was repulsed by it. But I still had to get my wife to these places that she desperately wanted to go to.

Arcade. Arcade. Why are you going to Arcade? Shibuya. Shibuya crossing. Shibuya Krosing That one is the Japanese That one's fine That one's your good one Shibuya Krosi

That one's fine Shifty's leaving We're insulting His anime people He's like No my wife You go to France Yeah

I'll see you talk For like a little French accent You do some What's the French dog I've never seen Look

I'm perceived You do a little bit I agree with this I'm not saying It's right It might not even be ethical It's high level communication. It's what smart people

do to communicate in the world that they live in. Okay, that's going to do. Wait a minute. He might be honest on that. But it just is fun to code switch. It's why I appreciate Southerners so much. Southerners refuse to code switch. So now you're saying the opposite of what you just... Yes.

That's the pod. People with a southern accent, people with a southern accent cannot change their accent. They cannot do a New York accent. They cannot to a California accent. They are locked in to that southern drawl. There's nothing they can do about it.

Name one. Mori Walland did. He busted it out. Oh, no, that was a southern. That was a southern end word. Yeah, he caught. Technically, that's their word. Yeah. I feel like if anything, he went back to his roots. He called country turrets. Have you heard a southern guy start talking like northeast?

No. Had I done it. Can't do it. Northeast folks go down south. All of a sudden, we're saying, a little bit more you don't like saying a little y'all y'all so up y'all i try but nah because being from new york is a yeah of course every place is awesome i ain't trying to be like these fucking french french i miss it that's good i did i did miss it that's very good but that's just the only thing in

defensive gabvin but it is very corny when he's doing it because it's one thing to code switch a little it's another thing to be like yo i'm black dude i i i financed a hellcat like dude you can't But don't say that shit. That's where it's bad. Hey, what made you come up with that example? One, it was a funny tweet that I saw. And two, it's like, he's trying to commiserate on the bad stereotypes. Yeah, I'm like, you guys, I can't read.

Yeah, I know. Like, what? If he was like, I'm like, you guys, I like... Let's go back to that Hellcat comment. I know, right? What do you mean by that? Well, there's a stereotype within the black community that a lot of black rappers specifically love Hellcats. Is that right?

Yeah. Oh, no way. Yeah, exactly. I didn't know that. Yeah, I think it's a Southern thing. Yeah. Is it? Yeah, what are they getting cyber trucks?

Yeah, yeah. Actually, yeah, me and Yeo got one. No way. You got one? Yeah, he did. Let's go. But yeah, y'all people, you know. Yeah.

Y'all people. Souther. Anyway, do we forgive him? Do we forgive Gavin? Our next president? He just got to cut it out. Do you think he's winning? Too early to tell.

I'm still thinking AOC. What's up with John Ossif? Mm. watch John Ossov come out of nowhere White Obama It's white Obama Stop it

He got the look He got the hair He's slender He's from the south He's from the south He knows He was from Chicago What

Say again Obama was from Chicago Beezer we're saying John Osso No you If you know a white guy You've got to be from the south Oh

Because the only way to make the It's only way To make the Republicans Feel comfy I think It's like Tala Rico Is a Democrat But he knows

Christianity better than any of his competitors so he can evoke that in his messaging. It's incredibly effective. Okay. Wasn't Clinton from the South? Of course. Give me cars from the South. Come on. Like, white, them's come from the South. You need to go, yeah.

Okay. I didn't know that. I mean, Biden got the co-signed from Barack, you know, which maybe got him over to hump. But it's hard to be a, it's hard out here for whites from the North, bro. You show it's hard out for these northern whites, man. To win a fucking presidency?

So John Awesome. Why's John Awesome? It's so hard. It's so hard for Trump to do it twice. These whites never win a fucking election. Can we make one white person that's won multiple elections from the north? Yo, did you know the bushes are from Ohio? Yeah.

And then they kind of fake the Texas thing a little bit. Oh, really? Don't fall for it, Al! Oh, so he's just pretending to be a retort? That shit. Yeah. That was offensive. I hope Leslie Wexner handles you.

I hope Leslie Wexner handles. Ohio and Texans. Connecticut. What's Cali got, Gavin News, and that? See, he's up up. 28%. 28% trending down. AOC trending up, 10%.

I'm telling you. John Ossif at 7%. Watch for Ossif. Oh, Kamala, 7%. If Kamala runs it back? Yeah, she probably got it this time. Yeah, she probably got, I didn't call my guy this time. If she speaks up, I think she has a chance.

Really? Yeah. If she speaks up? Because she was like held back by Biden. Oh, yeah, that was it. I think that was the issue. She was a loyal person and loyal to her fault. So now she got to stand up on her own twos.

Tell us what she really feels. She feels, yeah. And I think maybe, you know, it might be different. I think that, yeah, I think it was just Biden. I think it was just Biden Holder back, yeah. Yeah. I think that was probably, it was just Biden holding that. You know?

It's always a white man. It's always a white man. Not funding, turning Gaza into a parking lot. That probably has nothing to do with it. It's probably Biden or those podcast guys. Yeah. There's probably those podcast guys. Yeah.

She should have came all yeah. You should have. Nothing to do with what Gaza looks like at all and having no opinions about it. That's probably the podcast guys. Oh, come. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I can't talk politics.

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Yes. And how quickly it just became culture war? How annoying is this? Yeah. I mean, isn't the Olympics always cultural war? No, like the idea with sports is that you can like put certain things aside. Yes, it is in terms of like historically, but it's often like geopolitical culture war, right? It's like America versus this country that we were either at war with or we're about to go to war with or we're in the past.

Oh, okay. And now it feels like it's like internal struggle, right? So tell me about that. I didn't see that. I just see everybody saying, oh, Canada's like our dicks. Yeah, I mean, we beat Canada and hockey. Far. You know, which is, I mean, I've been a huge hockey fan my whole life.

So this is a huge, this is a big deal for me. And, like, you guys are going crazy in the group chat. I was like, I can't. I was in bed with my wife and I jumped up. And I threw my hat. And my wife was looking at me like, you've never watched a hockey match in the entire life. And I'm like, I know, but America won. And I know how much Canada wanted it.

And we snatched that bitch out of there. And it was, and low-key, and I don't want to take anything away from the U.S. team. But, like, it wasn't looking great. No. Like, I watched the game. Oh, we was down? No, we weren't down. We were up, actually.

And they just had a lot of opportunities. Yeah, Canada had a lot. They played fucking great. I mean, Americans are dull. I don't want to be having this take right now. I want to come out here and be like, yo, we fucking dog walk them. They're a bunch of pussies.

They suck, whatever. But like, Canada played fucking great. The U.S. played amazing. The goalie played. Lights out. No, the goalie was amazing, this guy. Yeah, absolutely. And they were all at 11 last night.

They're probably still there. The flight got diverted to the best city to fuck pussy on the player. It's awesome. The beautiful thing about hockey guys is like, they're not so famous that people know what they look like. Oh, yeah, yeah.

So they have the money of an athlete. They have like the puck chasers or whatever the girls are. And then the prestige, if you just flash the medal, you're like, yeah, that's what the hos are called, puck chasing? I don't know. What is it? Fuck bunnies. What is it? Buck bunnies or whatever.

They got tons of nicknaces. But they also have the anonymity. You know what I mean? They could operate in the world in a very different way. Like they'll be at, they could go to a strip club. LeBron can't really go to a strip club. Yeah. Right?

Got you. So it's like they're the most fun. athletes to party with because they can actually party. What's their stature? Like are they typically tall or they're average tall? But some of the guys are kind of regular height

because I know stocky. They're sturdy. But they're not like big muscular guys up here. It doesn't require big muscles. Like legs, yeah. Anyway, I'm talking about my ass. I don't know shit about hockey. Just from like talking to some guys

and like, so the guy Jack Hughes is 5-11. So they kind of look like regular guys. Okay. Right? He's my high. Yeah, I guess Al. Yeah, he's right, Al.

Keep going on, keep going on. Your rats. You were skates on, man. Exactly. Anyway, so they're the most fun athletes. Like, they can actually get after it and party. And so they're just in 11 just going fucking berserk last night. Because the flight got diverted.

Isn't that? That's all. What a horrible thing. There's a snowstorm. We just got to go to Miami. It's the only place. Yeah. they should celebrate, though.

Yeah. Cash Patel hooked it up. It's a snowstorm on that flight for sure. The Cassattel thing is so annoying because it's just like, can you just let them have a fucking victory? You know, the second you, it's so selfish. Like, the starting you insert yourself in the room, it becomes culture war. Yeah. And it's like, let America have this great victory.

These guys played their fucking asses off. It's a dream win for the men's and the women's team. If you're in the locker room drinking beers, because you're, you're in the locker room drinking beers, because you're a big hockey fan. It's this completely selfish endeavor that puts these guys under the microscope. Right?

Instead of being somebody we could all celebrate, if they're treating Cash as if he's like one of the guys, now everybody just goes, look at these pieces of shit, not judging Cash Patel for being there and all the things that he's been supporting. It's just like, just stay the fuck out of it. You just stay the fuck out of it.

He's corny, bro. Who Cash? Yeah. You're saying the guy who wanted to be the FBI director who's corny? He's saying the guy who wanted to be the FBI director. He's corny. went to spy on people for a living is not a cool guy i'm really i just don't like this he's always

he he wants too much attention like just be behind shit and lock up criminals yeah also i don't like them having a life yeah like anybody did like has like uh little hobbies and shit like i don't really got enough time to be part yeah yeah be respectful do that shit in private like on the bccedon's island or something like there was an island yeah i don't want to see that shit yeah there was an island where they could fun, the elites, without the judgment. There you go. So maybe if we were a little bit more open about their partying, then they wouldn't feel the need to do that.

He said he wasn't over there for the Olympics. He said he had other business to handle. Oh, yeah, what was that? Not the Olympics. Whatever you think it is, it was not the league. He had to be in Milan to go do other FBI work. Oh, yeah. Was his girlfriend doing some country performance in Italy?

You know, she's a touring act guy. What would the FBI have to do in another country? Well, I've heard both things on this. That's what's so annoying. People were like, no, dude, the FBI has to be there in order to protect the Americans in an official capacity. That's the CIA. CIA, yeah.

FBI is America. And then they're like, no, he wasn't even there for the Olympics. He was just there to... My man, just say you like hockey, just don't be in the locker room and then put these guys through it. Because these guys are dealing with it now. Right?

It's like... And the other corny thing, fucking Trump on the phone, he's like, you guys are coming to the White House, and I gotta invite the women too, so I don't get impeached some shit like that. He said something bullshit about not wanting to have the women there. And I'm like, yo, they won gold too. Let me tell you something.

The fuck? I thought it's America first. No, no, no, no. You fucking cried for a sport you don't give a fuck about. You're not, let me tell you something. First of all, don't ever say I don't care about hockey. The second of all, if it was like the Netherlands speed skating women's team, they'll be invited to the White House.

I promise you. Nah, they're too old. Come on now I'm just saying I'm just saying maybe the hockey girls aren't from style Can we play what he said Because I'm trying to figure out if it was a joke Like he shouldn't have said it as the president

But is he being silly? Yeah, he's fucking joking around Why I try to give him it out He shouldn't say it It's so corny I just want to hear it I haven't heard yet And we have to I must tell you We're going to have to bring the woman's team

If you do know that. Buzz. Boss. A lot of people are going to talk about how they're laughing at the joke. But there's some guys in the background going two for two. I don't know if you saw that. Yeah, yeah.

So they're not like, oh, don't bring them. They're proud that U.S. hockey went two for two. Yeah, they tried to turn him trying to shit on the women into a positive. Regardless of they're going to. trying to turn it or not, clearly the guys have been very supportive. I just hate how like we bring athletes into this, we put them in these

positions, and then we drag them through the culture war. Oh yeah, I'm not mad at the athletes. I'm mad at Trump at putting them in that position. And that's same thing with Patel. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, because apparently the U.S. men's hockey have been very supportive and like stokes about the women's hockey gold. And like, that is the idea we should all just come together

and be like, hey, this is American excellence. America loves American excellence. We run on American excellence. This is an incredible thing, an amazing accomplishment. and we love it. And unfortunately, every one of these athletes gets just jammed through this culture war microscope and it's so exhausting. It's like, just let them have, they're fucking one,

their kids. They're kids. They really don't know much, probably, about the world. They've dedicated their entire life to these obscure sports. Like, we're asking them geopolitical questions like they're aware. None of them go to college. Do you know what I mean? Like, we don't know that. Yes, we do. Yeah. These are elite athletes that have been plucked since they're fucking 12 years old,

or maybe even younger, and then put on track to go represent either the United States or, you know, the interests of, like, teams within the United States. That's so funny. I look at hockey players. I'm like, I was just a bunch of firemen that decided to skate for a weekend. He's like, nobody plays this shit. You know, just come a dad's getting together and shit. Yeah, maybe that is, like, maybe, why don't these teenagers know more about the world?

Why don't these teenagers have stronger opinions about what's happening? He shouldn't have made the joke as the president. But if Kamala, as the vice president, called the woman's team, was like, by the way, we have to invite the boys, it would be a little different, I feel like. Of course. Bars.

Like, it's a locker room joke, pun intended, which I think is in a pro for the president to make, but it's also kind of like, all right, you're fucking around. I get it. But the list of things that we could be frustrating. The list of things we could be frustrating. about this isn't even on it. Like, this isn't even on it.

Yeah. Like, I'm not caring about this. It's just corny. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, sure. And now, like you said, it's turning into a culture war because now the girls are like, oh, we're not even going to the White House.

They're saying no? Yeah. Yeah. So this is his way of getting out of it? Do you think this is how he decided? Okay. No. I'm curious about the, what did you guys think about

the Eileen Gou Alyssa Liu. Yeah. What do you think about this storyline has been quite interesting? Yeah, people are comparing them, which is interesting. Yeah. They're both half American, half Chinese.

Born and raised in America. Born and raised in America. Both of them. And Alyssa competes for the United States and figure skating. And Eileen competes in freestyle skiing for China. Hmm. And she chose, I think, last Olympics to decide to compete for China.

Yeah, I think it was like 2019 before the 2022 Olympics. Yeah. And she chose up to go compete for China, and people were like, oh, she did it for money. So it seems like the sports bureau in China like paid her a few mil. Like it's like five or six mil or something like that. Plus like all the endorsements in China. It's really the endorsements and like opening up to that market. I've looked for like confirmation that she got directly paid for them, paid by them by China.

And I didn't really see anything. It's very plausible that she did. but like I think she's one of the highest paid athletes in the world. That's because of the endorsements. Get the fucking bad. So get the fucking bad. So you say get the bag. Get the bag.

Especially for Olympians. Like, they don't have that long and that many opportunities to compete. She makes $20 million a year. Yeah. She might not have made that if she played for USA. The question I have for you. She's the hottest looking Chinese. Bro, she is, she's like made in a 11th.

lap. Like, we were joking about this last time. She's like Ivan Drago. Like, she's, she is perfect. She's stunningly beautiful. She's like a genius. She went to Stanford. She had like 1850 in her SATs or something. She studied, and she didn't study like communications or something. She studied like,

is there you a lot? Well, you're working at it. But like she studied like some, like physics or something, like an actual. But that's like a seven walking down Soho. She studied quantum physics. Quantum physics. And then now it's focusing on international relations.

Makes sense. Anyway, so yeah, she's like a supermodel. She's an amazing athlete, the best in her field, maybe like the best in history in her discipline. But she was born in America, raised in America, trained in America, like all the things that would lead her to supporting America. Like my feeling is like whatever country fed you, you got to represent them. And if you don't make that team, then you could go to another one. But like, I don't think it should be okay for like one country to literally raise you up from the ground up. And then when it's time to compete, you go somewhere else.

What about soccer? Don't they do that shit a lot? I don't believe that should be allowed. Like, I think America took on a bunch of, like, half-American, half-German players. Yeah. Because I think they were, like, born on American Navy bases or, like, military bases or whatever in Germany. But I'm like, well, if you ate Schnitzel and shit, you're a German. Like, you got to play for them.

Like, whatever country feeds you and trains you, you got to play over there. But it happens a lot. There's, like, American dudes that are good at snowboarding. not the best. And then the Olympics rolls around, they're like, oh, I can go make the team in Italy. I'm saying if you can't make the team from your country of origin, then you could go for your other country. So we're only mad at her because she's good. Yeah. So if she wasn't good, you wouldn't care? Yeah, go to China and play. I don't think. 100%. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Absolutely. That's fair. If you're not good enough to make the

Marin team and you go somewhere else, great. But we trained you. Yeah. Like a lot of money was spent raising these and creating the opportunities. Her money, her family's money is not. Yeah, but when she's like a junior, I'm sure there's like junior Olympic committees and that kind of stuff that are like trying to bring up these athletes and make sure that they'll be successful. No, you care about when your tax dollars go. We do now.

Caring about that every year. But come on. She gets to compete two, maybe three times. Get the fucking bag. You work your whole life. You're still competing. You're still the best in the world. whether or not whatever team you play for,

you're still doing the same thing. I'm proven I'm the best at this thing. All right, so when Judas took the bag to, are you cool with that? Who? Judas took the bag. I don't know this story. Yeah, it's about him.

Could you break down this story, Mark? You might be able to share more details than I. Basically, Judas betrays Jesus Christ and tells the Roman authorities where he is. He took the bag. It's the bag. It's the bag. It's the bag.

It's the bag. get somebody killed that's way different. How many opportunities is Judith going to have to get the bed? Son, this is their little fucking hobby. She's just skiing around some ice. Skiing is life, Al.

He loves hockey. He loves skiing. He's upset. 100%. I'm telling you, man. And we still, didn't we win the whole shit? No, Norway did. But so we beat China.

True. So fuck her. But she did kind of sell out. She sold out. Why can't we be critical of French Canadian talking about selling out? Get the fuck out here's the question. Go back to your country. I don't know if she shouldn't sell.

I don't know if it's unethical, but she did sell out. Would she go if it wasn't for the bag? If we offered the same bag, would she go? You don't know. If we offered one dollar more, yes. She would go to America. She would say here. Yeah, yeah.

So then it's just the bag. I'm not mad at that. But you're okay with that. Yeah, I'm cool with that. But I think everyone would kind of do that. This, nigger. Come on. If the Scottish government.

This guy goes to fucking Australia. Go, go, go, go. Says, yo, Schultzzi, your mom's Scottish. Yeah. You can become a Scottish citizen really easily. Yeah. You are ethnically Scottish. Yeah.

You get to compete in the paddle world championships representing Scotland. Am I the best in America? Sure. Not a chance. And you're going to get paid $57 million. Nope. Nope. Any chance to represent America?

any chance to represent America over another country I'm taking. There's not a single thing that you could convince me to do otherwise. 100%. I'm upset. I'm upset. I wish somebody could offer him some shit. I'm upset. I'm upset.

I didn't join the army, bro. I'm upset. I didn't join the army, bro. I'm upset. How many of the greatest regrets in my life? I didn't join the army, man. It's one of the greatest regrets in my life. I wish I did.

Bang, bang. I ain't get to bang out of my motherfucking. I'm out a chance. I'm too old. My feet are too flat. But I could have banged out on these motherfuckers' house. I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. It's not too late.

You can be ice right now. They raised their age. They take it retards. They take it flat foot. They take it. You can be ice right now. That's different. 47 days of training.

That's different. What war would you have been in? Afghanistan? You would have been sent to Afghanistan. I would probably went to all of them. What year do you guys? I would have been in any more available. It doesn't one or doesn't two or some shit.

You would have been the first boots on the ground, O3. In Fallujah. It's your boy. You would have been in for Strepo. I'm in there. I'm in there. I'm diffusing bombs. I'm a sniper.

My hands shake too much for the sniper, but I'd probably find a way to be good out of there. The bombs is the red wire. Not the red one I don't think they would let you serve food, bro I'm not trying to serve food They would let you do the salt shaker and that's it I could do the salt shaker and that's it

That's the only thing I would do the salt shaker I do whatever my country needs of me What an honor to represent your country I agree You're a Judas He's telling jokes to all the fucking army guys I would keep my morale

That's what we need that I would keep my morale You need a glue guy I'd be the guy with the flute At the front of the army Yeah What is it the horn? man. I need horn man.

The horn. I have to be horn man. You need a horn man so everybody knows which where we're going. Exactly. What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is I would have been in there, guys. The greatest honor. Do you guys not feel ashamed that you didn't get to represent your country? No, not at all.

Really? Not at all. Oh, man. What branch would you go into? What branch of horn? No, no, what branch? I mean, my dad was in the army. You'd probably go on. You do orchestra? I do orchestra in the army. No, my dad was the army. Army, so I do Army.

I would do service in America. That'd be fired. Coast Guard? Coast Guard could be cool. Which conflict during your lifetime that you would have been proud to fight? China. He never went there, though. I'd be the first.

Let me at him. Hey, let me out of. Let me out of, Bill. Let me out of him. Hey, hey, Petraeus. Hey. Petraeus! Listen, y'all got the Browns that covered over there?

Let me go over there and handle that. But you're afraid of a high-rate in a parachute. I'm not parachuting. How do you get it? I'd be on the other side of that great wall. Tell them, I dare you all step over that. Hey, I dare you all step up. If you step over, see what the fuck happens.

This is Mongolia. Property of the United States of America. Okay? I'm the king of Mongolia now. That's what I would do. It's the greatest sign of the world to represent your country. I literally Googled. I was like, is there like an old people Olympics?

I'm like, I'm like, sure. this shit just so I can represent the United States America. You should. Dead ass. If they bring paddle to it, if they got paddle and they have an old Olympics, I'm in there. Because all the best players aren't from here. I would cheat. I just want to let you guys know. I would cheat for America.

How? Oh, in whatever way possible. The National Senior Games often called the Senior Olympics is a major biennial multi-sport event. Good job. Good job. Multi-sport event. The U.S. athletes in age 50 and older. Okay, so I got eight years of train,

promoting active aging and camaraderie. That's what I'm doing. You can do para. Mark, Mark, you're being rude right now. You're being rude right now. I'm saying, you said you would cheat. Yo, low key. You said you would cheat.

Low key. I don't think, like, there is a way to make the Olympics. Like, if you are committed, you could chop some shit off. Like, if you want to be, if you want to represent your country, bro, you could do both. You could join the military and then pair of back to back. Wait a minute. Think about that.

All your life's regrets, dude. I could do it. You could serve our nation and represent America in the same year. Do we change the age of the army shit now that it's drone warfare? Oh, lower it. Not. Raise it up because if I'm at home. 15-year-olds love video.

Yeah, but the kids, it's the nicest ones on a video game. Yeah, but I could do that. Come on. No. You don't think I could do that? No. Come on, Al. Look at that.

Oh, Russian. You don't think I could do that? You put it on Twitch? I could definitely do that. I might start playing. call it duty right now. Just a train? Yeah.

White ops. That's what they call it. It's called it duty. Yeah. During this month, yeah. White off. No, but for real, you guys don't feel that patriotism coursing through your veins? You don't want to represent your country?

Not for foreign intervention, but maybe something here. Well, that's why sports is great. Yeah. That would be cool. It would be cool to represent America, of course. Or represent New York. But that's part of her heritage. You're going to represent it.

That is fine. I would love to represent New York within America and then America outside of America. I mean, that's a dream. I would do New York outside of the Knicks. Imagine you're point guard of the New York Knicks, but you're also from here. And you take your team to a championship, like, oh, to give that joy to that many people. And you're kidding me? And I served 100%.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. Guys, are you kidding me? Like, I'll be honest. You're kind of forest gun. You're just driving force gum for that. That's my hero.

That's my hero. That's my hero. Didn't he die of AIDS? That's my hero. No, Jenny did. He was so nice he evaded it. He was plugging a girl with AIDS and didn't get it. He goes, how amazing my life be, bro.

If I served in the military, came back, played a racquet sport. And he came amazing. Greatest football all the time. Help my retarded black friends become wealthy. I open a shrimp. I'm Lieutenant Dan. No, for real, dude, that is a dream. Are you kidding me?

What an honor to represent your country. The greatest country of the world. Yo, goo, get your buddy up. You are wrongly described Forrest Gulf? How is Forrest God not the greatest human being that's ever existed? The guy got a 960 on his SAT, man. He can't read just like you. Okay.

Oh, my God. Look at Mark. Oh shit. That's what I'm saying, bro. What would his lines be in? You know, like mom always said life was like a bacon, egg, and cheese. Yeah. Life is like a chopped cheese.

Yeah. The bodega's like a box of chocolates. 100%. It's a lot of... Jenny was... You need a black of a model. You need a Dominican woman in this situation. Yo.

Out of New York. I can't believe that you guys don't have patriotism coursing through your veins, dude. You would have met Jamf. Okay, that's fire. I can't believe it. You let the communists win, huh? So you hate America now? You fucking hate America, dude?

No. She loves both of her sides. There's a double standard, though, because she'll talk shit about America, and then they ask you about China. She's like, no, I love it here. It's great. It doesn't talk shit about the Chinese government. All right.

Doesn't talk about the Chinese government at all, to my knowledge. Maybe I'm wrong. Sorry, Aline. Also, she won't say whether or not she renounced her U.S. citizenship. and China doesn't allow dual citizenship. So America allows it, but China doesn't. So they won't exactly say what happened. So in order to compete for a country, you need to be a citizen.

So it's very likely that China either made an exception for her or she renounced her U.S. citizenship. Isn't that fire if China made an exception for it? That's pretty dope. You get in China to do what you want. That's kind of hard. That's some American shit right there. While she holds a Chinese passport to compete,

she has never publicly confirmed she renounced her U.S. citizenship. and ambiguity noted because China does not officially allow dual citizenship. Exactly. Maybe she's a spy. So, what do you mean, maybe? No, for us. Eileen. Yeah, you see?

You're trying to blow her shit up. Eileen, my bad. Yeah. Eileen, my bad. This is all part of our design. Come on. We send one of our most brilliant students into China. Dude and knowledge.

Good. Knowledge. Euling. Shown, right. Shout out with you. Listen, I don't even know if we should include this in the podcast. We should include it. I don't even know if we should include it because I don't want them to know. Oh my God.

Good job, Eileen. Yeah. All right, but now can we talk about Alyssa Liu? Yeah. From the Bay. From the Bay. This is really S.F versus the Bay. That's really what this is about.

You know, talk that shit. If you think about it, because we're all making it China versus America. It is SF, Tech, Silicon Valley versus Oakland. Yeah. Oh, okay. Right? Her story's crazy. Like her dad was a like

A political dissident. Yes. Needless to say. I don't know exactly what he did. I think he was involved in like the planning of the Tiananmen Square. Oh, which side? The good guys. Okay.

So yeah, he wasn't on it. Well, who's the good guys to you? Oh, that's fucking communist. You go first. You're fucking communist. And then so he dips out to America, has five kids by surrogate. Yeah. Is he a dude in front of the tank?

No, no. That was it. Am I man? No, no, no, no. It might be Tankman, didn't it? No, because I think Tankman is part of the cement now. Didn't they run his ass over? I'm pretty sure he lived.

No, he got pulled away. They never heard of it. And he moved to America. God, it could be. Yeah. And I think he specifically wanted a surrogate with a white woman for the max genetic diversity. This guy's crazy. I don't know if that's, can you confirm that?

That's crazy. Oh, he ain't even fuck? Donald Dixie. He got an egg donor? There's nothing wrong with that, Al. Nothing. wrong with creating a family without having sex with your wife to do

it. It's nothing wrong with letting doctors take you and your wife's reproductive parts and put the baby together without you. Do you want to rephrase that? No. You wouldn't. Anyway. He got a white donor, an egg white.

And he said he wanted to ensure a diverse gene pool and then married another Chinese woman, raised their kids in the Bay Area and yeah, made a champion. Tiger Dad. He got a white egg but then married a Chinese lady?

Wow. Exactly. Wild boy. And then I think divorced her. Dvorced her and then like she's still kind of like the mom of the kids. I don't know the exact situation. Wild boy. But yeah. And then she becomes like a champion. She's like the greatest ever at like 16 years old wins the world title. He's total tiger dad. Yeah. Okay.

Goes to the last Olympics. I think she comes in like six or something like that, but she was like incredible. And then maybe didn't do as well as maybe she thought her America would have hoped for her. But at 16, she won like worlds or something. She won like an amazing, like American honor as a figure skater. Did he choose the gender?

That's an interesting question. Maybe that's why he moved out because he wanted a girl. You're doing the knowledge. Doing a knowledge. Come on, bro. He's a feminist. At 18, she says, you know what? This isn't making me happy.

I'm going to find myself. And she's like the best, right? Yeah. like at that time she's our hope she's our hope in America she's a great halfway hope she's a great half white hope yeah and claim it no you do this

don't say white don't say white no no yeah I did it first you said we're claiming her y'all claim you tried to claim it just now that is all Asian I'll give a fuck she half white that's all which Dubb and Tanya told us

that Jack Hughes the guy who scored the game winning goal for the US and the hockey finals the speed in which that they told us that he was Jewish was remarkable. That was the first thing I found out about that. Before the shot had entered the goal, there was already 40 Instagram

accounts. It was like, first bot mitts for bar mitz for kids represent America. I love how they waited until we won for that information. It was never at the beginning of the Olympics. Like, we're really proud to say, okay, but she goes and takes two years off.

She's like, I'm just going to find myself. It takes two years off. This is one, this is sport where like you cannot take days off right like it's insane competition you also have a small window it's not like 40 year old women are winning figure skating right like with two years to go until this olympics i think so was it two years to go in this olympics i think so or something of that she basically goes did she did a little last one she did a little last one she takes two years off and then two years before then she goes you know what i think i found my love again for figure skating maybe i want to try it again she goes i'm going to choose my coaches my dad's not going to be part of it

he's too Tiger Dad. I'm going to do it my way. I'm going to have fun with it. And whatever happens, happens. And they were literally asking her questions. She's like, are you nervous about what's going on? She's like, no, I feel great. Like, this is awesome.

Even being here is amazing and I'm going to do my best. Like, she is in an interesting way when you compare her with her or juxtapose her with Aileen goo, who's like so media trained, so poised. Like clearly brilliant, stunning, beautiful. Very calculated. So calculated. Like spy. Spy, maybe.

Type shit. But she's so free. Like, this girl is like pure. Americana in the most beautiful way. Like, I'm going to take control of my life. I'm going to do what I want with my life. I'm going to seek out the things that I'm interested in doing. And if this thing ends up being something that gives me joy,

I'm going to go and chase after it and try to be the best that I ever can be. And it's like, she's just like this, there's this gravitational pull when you see figures like that. And like there's this love and support. And like all of America is behind this girl. And they've tried to culture war her. She's like, oh, she believes in this. She's woke. But even that doesn't work.

You even see, like, conservatives go, we don't care what she does. It's awesome that she just embodies this beautiful American spirit. And I don't know. I think she might be more successful, make more money, do all the things that Eileen Gu probably would have ended up doing here in America. But I don't think Eileen Gu will ever have, like, the love or appreciation in America that Alyssa will. Yeah.

Simply, yeah. Yeah, she chose up. Yeah. But what I'm saying is like, Alyssa is an example of, like, there is a version where you can embrace this free spirit, this thing that only America allows, and be loved simply because you're great at this thing, and that this thing doesn't define you completely. Yeah. You know, and it's, I think it's something that maybe is unique to us in that way. Like, I just watching the world, like, gravitate to her and this, like, beautiful free spirit and also, like,

the energy she was providing the people she was competing with. Like, there's these other girls that, like this this like little 17 year old Japanese girl got bronze and she didn't even know like if she could be emotional and like she has to like be like hey be happy this is awesome like is ah yeah she's just uh she's really special so i'm curious to see what happens crying what no no i'm allergic to this i've horrible i have horrible allergies sorry anyway so it was uh it was very cool to see yeah yeah that's a beautiful story i didn't know any of this this is And then she skated at the very end.

I know she won the goal, right? Yeah. Now, did she do any, like, tricks that no one else can do? Or they just gave her the award because it's a nice story. I think she's one of the few people that can do like a triple triple. So, like, three in a row. And then do another three spins right in a row. But she did this cool thing at the end of her thing.

Like, I think she knows that she had an awesome run. I don't even know if she knows she's won at this point, right? Because it's up to the judges. But she skates right up to the camera. And then she goes, that's what I'm fucking. fucking talking about. Like, it's like Bay Area energy through and through. Yeah.

Her hair is cool. Yeah. That's awesome. I like you doing that. Yeah, send her ass over there. That's the energy. That's the energy. We got to get her paid.

That's really what we got to do. The billionaires of America to come together and be like, yo, we're going to double whatever Ilingu. Whatever I lead gets, she got to get double. I love that. If she don't, we don't love America. Facts. Ooh. If China's going to bred up our people more than we bred up our people,

we don't love America, bro. That is a good point. Like, why, I'm shocked at, like, American companies or something didn't come together and be like, hey, what the fuck is going on here? Why don't we get some more sponsorship opportunities for this girl? This girl's going to win gold. She's prolific. Like, why are we going to let...

It's a stain on American dominance when we have athletes leaving here to compete in other countries. Yeah. But also the payment to represent America, it should just be the joy. You know? Ow! You're right. Ow. America, I don't need any money, man.

You got a sniper position? Let me know. Put me on a fucking rooftop. Put him on a drone. Put me on a drone. Yeah, wearing a diaper shitting on a roof, I could only imagine. Yeah, do you think they diaper up? Oh, they have to be out there for dates.

Yeah. But the diaper doesn't really do anything. Yeah, you're just sitting with it. That's worse. You don't have kids. No. The second they shit in the diaper, you've got to change the diaper. You don't get to just leave it in there for days.

Yeah, I mean, they take off the one diaper, but they're up there for days. But why would they wear a diaper? You could just drop pants and just... You can't get up. You're laying there for days. Pissing it. Roll that bitch off. Shit to the side, hopefully.

I think Miles is trying to... He's doing the thing where he's like... He committed to something and now he's trying to justify. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you invoes a guy? Are you talking a fact check? I think, yeah, let's fact check that. Miles and Alex got a fact check.

Let's see. Do the knowledge. Do the knowledge, bro. Hotep. What you said it? How to you said it? Hotep. Can you call black people that?

Is that pejorative? No, it's just a... Well, I'm gonna find out in the comments later later. I was sending Miles one of the videos. Could you tell me what to fact check? Where the fuck is Joey? Move on. So you're going to relax.

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And we thank Blue Chew for sponsoring this podcast. Now let's get back to the show. Epstein. Yeah, Prince Andrew got arrested. For what? for uh it's connected to epstein but not the way you think so it's not for all those girls that accuse him of no no no i think that was an out-of-court settlement but uh this one was that the royal family just was like yeah let's google prince andrew's name to see what comes up and then they realized that when he was the

trade envoy he was giving these secret documents to epstein and basically telling epstein just like about his travel whereabouts. And they saw this as improper use of the office. Now, how could that be advantageous to have seen? Yeah. I don't know if it was done in like an official capacity to basically give away trade secrets or if it's literally like, hey, I'm going to be in Singapore this weekend. Do you have any women I could meet? And by saying that he's in Singapore, he's giving away confidential information. So basically they're kind of getting him on like a technicality to get him arrested based off what's in the files. So basically there's not enough in the files to lock them up forever.

Or if you lock them up forever for what's in the files, it will looks way worse on the world family. You know, the family's really done with this guy. Oh, they're like controversial for the last decade. Because that's something easy you could fight that. Like, they go off. I guess the argument could be like if he's part of the trade envoy, that he would be privy to certain information, you know, financial.

information, for example, like the government's about to make a big investment in some, like, military firm or whatever. And if you gave that to a hedge fund, if you gave that to a guy like Epstein, he could make a big bet on that before it happens, which it seems like a lot of that was happening with these figures, you know, which is the myth of meritocracy. Which is, this is one of my, one of the positive things that has been exposed through the Epsom files is that all these people that are making all this money, you know, investing in companies as if they're using

this great due diligence to choose the company. It's like, no, it's not. You just know the deal that's going to happen before it fucking happens. It's Pelosi type shit. But this is,

we knew that this is what very wealthy and successful people were doing. It's nice that it's exposed because then it lets us go, oh yeah, you're not fucking smarter than any of us. You just have the answers to the test.

You know, so there is something like, now, how do we get them to stop doing that? I don't know. But we also don't have to let them finger wag us at all about you've got to work hard and you got a little I work for 60 hours a week

in the trading desk to build it you did none of that shit you called your fucking rich friend he said that the British government is investing in this company you put a lot of fucking money in it or the British government is pulling money out of this company you shorted it you guys aren't smarter you have the answers yeah

there's a lot of countries that are like that where meritocracy is not really prioritized at all it's classist and hierarchical and that's just the way it is yeah and America the issue is that we tout ourselves as being meritocratic. The cream rises to the top. If you work hard, you can be successful, and that's probably more true here than most places. But with that said,

it's not as meritocratic as a lot of people kind of believe. Any business that can sustain nepotism is cheating. Any business that can sustain nepotism. Any business where your kids can take it over and it still works,

you're cheating. Because you can't guarantee the level of ambition, intelligence of your kids. You need some sort of competitive advantage. You might be the smartest guy. You might be the Steve Jobs, but Steve Jobs' kid might be a fucking retard. But if the company manages to continue with them at the helm, you're cheating in some way. What if you were grooming this kid for this position? I know bad jokes, but like at a very young age, so it's like they just have so much knowledge to do this position more than the average person. Have you hung out with rich people's kids?

No. They're all drug addicts and idiots. It's like the much. The majority of them are drug addicts and idiots, right? But they got the answers to the test. Or the connections are there where they can have certain access to certain things. Yeah, but look at Barron. He's killing it in the prediction market, well? How the fuck is that? What the hell?

He does that. He does what he does. Doing tricks him with that computer. I heard an interesting thing. Did I text you this? I can't remember if I did. It was this guy, Alan Dubotan. He's like an author.

He's a YouTube guy, philosopher. He did a pop of Chris Williamson, where he's talking about the difference between in America. You have this story where, where meritocracy wins. But it's not exactly the case in the way it's represented. And as a result, it creates a victim culture and like a blame culture specifically in America.

Because if there's this story like, hey, if you succeed, that's because you worked hard and you're successful. And if you work hard, you can succeed, then the inverse is also true. Where if you fail and you're a failure, it's because you didn't work hard. And you're actually not smart. And you're a loser. And then that creates this paradigm where people are like, no, I've failed. I worked really hard and I still failed.

And so then they go, who did this to me? And then there's finger pointing and blaming, which maybe it's helpful, maybe it's not. But it comes from that place where they were sold this bill of goods about meritocracy that didn't actually hold up. Yeah, it's interesting. It's almost like if you knew the system was set up to support the nepo babies or the class or the cast of people that are at the top, maybe you wouldn't have that much resentment for it. Or the resentment or their success wouldn't prove you to be someone who doesn't work hard.

Yeah, hierarchical societies, I think, are more like, Yeah, this is what it is. Yeah, they get all that shit and they get wealthy and that's the game. And they're not gaslighting you, whereas we kind of gaslight a little bit. Yeah, why aren't you working hard enough, man? Yeah. Why aren't you grinding more, dude? I feel like Blackfield probably knew this.

Yeah. People like us, like I knew it too. Like, we're not so different. You know what I mean? I knew about this. I can't read. White people are just finding out the system is against them, too. I know.

And they are fucking pissed off about it. That's the thing that's most interesting to see. I think the right thing to do for black people right now is to be like, keep going. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're not fighting back. You're almost like, oh, you're getting it now. You're like, you're black too. You just didn't realize it.

It's being hard for you guys to buy houses. It's hard for a lot of things. It's like, oh, school is expensive. Yeah. This is what got us out of Vietnam. Yeah. This is like they started drafting white kids. White people were like, what the fuck is happening over there?

Yeah. I am glad to see it. I'm noticing, and I'm just, come on, guys. We're going to come together. Yeah. Some heads need to roll. Whoa. Hell, come on.

I mean. You got to chill with that, dude. Legally. Legally. I mean, they do. What happens? Who, what is enough for people to go, okay, we've gotten some sort of justice?

Luigi. Luigi, what? He gets off? No, I just think he just needs to go on our . Oh, Jesus. Jesus. Tourette.

Tourette. Terrette. Yeah. I joke. I kid, guys. I get... No, I don't want that. No.

You don't want that. You said the exact opposite. It's actually really good. No, who needs to get arrested? Who needs to go down where people go, okay. All right. Well, we were talking about this a little yesterday. I think it's two-fold.

Okay. Where I think you need some key arrests of, like, the people that we... The American public strongly feels as implicated. so long as that they're actually guilty. They got arrested. There's an actual trial. All the discovery's done. We figure out what was actually happening. Whether the United States intelligence is implicated or not,

all the co-conspirators are arrested. Do we have names for that? I mean, people throw out Wexner a lot. But again, he hasn't been charged for any crime. I don't want to No, but they named the co-conspiracy. They named some of them. Like Rokana and Massey named some. I don't think they didn't name all them. I thought they named the ones that were

politicians? Yeah. That were like let off during. the first initial thing in 2008. So it's like, take down these motherfuckers. That'd be a place to look. Yeah. And then so long as they're proven guilty. Yeah. In like a legitimate court, that's great. But then on top of that, I do think you need to raise the economic conditions and that people can't feel so pinched economically. They can't feel like their future is so hopeless. And that's probably, I mean, that's a way

bigger issue. But like housing prices and healthcare and all that shit, I think he needs to come into the fray in order for people to feel like really satisfied. Because I do think a lot of this, This is rightly... Emblematic of that frustration. It's rightly placed anger, but it is, I think, just a small portion of the overall economic issue that everyone's feeling. Yeah, it's like there's no distraction. You can't be distracted when you're starving. Now, I'm not saying the people in America are starving, but the feeling, like, there's the starvation of hope.

And you're going to point to the people who have stuff. And then when it looks like all these people who have stuff are implicated in this horrendous scheme, now you have a perfect justification to hate them. You already hated them because you're broke. you can't afford a house, you can't afford college, and you can't afford health care. And you're like, these guys are fucking involved in some way. I know, I don't know why, but fuck them.

And then you have this story that breaks where whether or not everybody's involved, we don't know, but enough people are involved. And it looks like they're taking care of each other and protecting each other. And it's just like, nah, no, no, no, no. Yeah, exactly. Like, we're recording this Tuesday.

Tonight is the state of the union. And I'm actually curious to see which direction Trump goes with this. Like, I wonder if he's just going to gaslight and be like, yeah, stock market's up. Everything's good. I wonder, because that hasn't been working for him. Like, it's really hasn't been working. His approval rating is at the lowest it's ever been.

So it's like, I wonder if he maybe just has a real talk with the American people. I doubt it, but. Yeah, I doubt it. Let's see what Kalshi says about it. Yeah, I don't even know. I'm telling people are getting upset with this gaslight and shit, yeah. Yeah. But I think, like, I bet you, I would love to look this up.

But I bet you after the French Revolution, there were some people that were like, all right, we killed Marion Twinette, we fucking chomped her head off. And then they were still poor and starving. They were like, well, it didn't solve all my problems. You know, like, I think that there's, you need twofold. You need to actually hold the powerful people accountable. Yeah. And then create a system where the poorest people in the country are not feeling like they're taking advantage of.

But that is a thing where, like, and we talked about this with Mangione. It's like, the people who have the money and power, they can only squeeze, the American people, whatever country it is, so much before revolution. And, like, you know, the French Revolution is a great example of that. It's like, well, this is what happens when you squeeze them. And then the next person in charge goes, okay, guys, they're getting to the point of this level of squeezing where our heads start getting chopped off. We have to do something about it. They're a term for that.

The nobles oblige. What does that mean? That's like the obligation of the nobles. Or they have to do some stuff to make everyone happy. Also, the framing of that. This is our obligation. No, no, this keeps you alive. This keeps you alive because people will show up at your house with pitchforks if you take too much.

You can only squeeze people too much. The problem is they still do a great job of keeping us fighting against each other. A hundred percent. So it's like, hey, they keep squeezing, but they keep finding a way, hey, yell at your neighbor and ignore what we're doing up here. And I don't know if that's ever going to change. Exactly. No, because we like yelling. Yeah.

You make a lot of money on YouTube by yelling. And just infighting, nonstop. You know, and that's what gets used. That's what gets close. There will be a revolution. Yeah. And also, we're placated enough because we like to consume. And we just keep on buying shit.

And we're like, all right. How bad can life be when you've got like a $100 flat screen? You know what I mean? $100 flat screen? No, they just make the TV's cheaper, so you feel it. Oh, got it. And you got a roku and you're watching TV. And you're like, all right.

Got a million different channels, dude. Yeah. You don't need to, come on. You're going to protest when Night of the Seven Kings was on, season finale? Remember when they were... Season finale trash? Yeah, it was trashed. But remember the way they were about to crack down on sharing the passwords?

Oh, yeah. And then all the nobles came together, and they're like, they're going to kill us if we stopped them from doing. Just let them share the fucking passwords so we can live and make billions of dollars. Like, there's a perfect example. Because I think that password should went away real quick. Yeah, we're going to stop you guys from sharing passwords so we can make another 11 bucks per dollar.

person. No, no, no, no. And then people were like, all right. Who's the CEOs? What's? Yeah. So, yeah, it's that part's frustrating. What'd you guys think about that Wexner deposition? Oh, there's a couple funny clips. Like,

it's interesting seeing powerful people in positions where they're getting fucked up. Like, that's awesome. Like, seeing, like, these attorneys, like, just, like, rip him is awesome. And seeing his attorney try to, like, court's correct. So, I mean, this is the part that went viral. is basically telling him like, hey, shut the fuck up.

I mean, because he's just answering shit. They're like, so what was your relationship with the Glee Max? He's like, oh, yeah, I knew it pretty well. You know, we did that. And like, he's just like talking. Yeah. And the lawyer's like, dude, what are you doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is there no curiosity in that lawyer? What do you mean? Like, if I was Wexner's lawyer, I would be sitting there going, I'll just fucking say it all I'm on now. He knows him, man. You think he's aware of that. He's like, you shut the fuck up. Privilege.

He knows all the stuff. So there are people that know all the stuff that aren't even involved. There are people that know like the murder cases and they just have to die with it. And then a lot of, not a lot. They don't have to. They'll have to. There's so many people in the FBI

right now that have gone through all of those files unredacted. Well, we have a chair and it's right here and if any of them would love to be a true manate of a patriot. If you want a gold medal for being an American Patriot, you can sit down around this podcast and tell us all about it. I hope there'll be a whistleblower about

this shit one day. How is there not? Yeah. Like how is there not? They know they would die immediately. There's nobody who wants to gossip? There's nobody who wants to just be at the bar with the boys watching the game. You're like, yo, like this is crazy. Epstein was, and then he hung himself with his own hands.

He wanted to get to gossip. You saw you saw what Nancy Mace tweeted today? Oh, yeah, yeah. Nancy May's congressman said, we are not sure that Epstein killed himself. See, like, that's the type of shit that's like, stop doing that.

Why agree to cooperate and kill yourself? Yeah, that's a good point. Because the idea was he was cooperating. Yeah. And I think that's been confirmed. He'd already begun that process. So it makes sense that they killed him once he agrees to cooperate. Well, they say,

hey, the distinction I'm making is like they gave him a window where they could, he could kill himself or hey we're going to come in and murder you or hey we're going to come in and torture you or you can just kill yourself right now and have a good you're out but is it easier to convince him to do it than to send in a whole team middle of the night turn off all the cameras and the whole prison that's the other thing i was wondering could you look at the camera at the front of the prison what you mean there's cameras all throughout the prison the one in front of his cell died that's the one that went out yeah so could we look at the camera from the hallway over

Why are we trying to solve it? Like, the camera went out. Obviously, if this was in a movie, nobody would believe it. And the guards fell asleep. Yeah, but two guards asleep. And they falsified their rounds records. And guys, every camera just stops recording for a minute.

You don't know that? Yeah. Every camera does that. But like, you know what I'm saying? If this was in a movie, people would be like, guys, what are the chances that all this happens? It wouldn't be believable. Yeah.

So once the camera goes out, once the guards are asleep, I could maybe believe the guys. guards are asleep. How are we not investigating them? How was there not a timeline going minute by minute through their last three months? Going through every email, every phone call they ever did? How are they not on this podcast, right?

Like, how are we not sitting down with them? You probably get one of the guards on the park. You probably do. Find out what they're going to talk. Find out how much they pay for their Malibu homes. Because there's 100% they got a nice chunk of change to just have no clue what the fuck happened. If they were actually sleeping, it is.

is kind of funny. Like, imagine they woke up and they're like, wait, what, what's going on? And they're like, wait, what? Epstein killed himself? Nobody's going to believe me. Right? Like, whether they slept or not,

nobody will ever believe them again. Yeah. And if they are guys that are like COs, these are not guys that, like, are built to keep secrets forever. Like, you work with these guys, right? It's not like, okay, a guy that has been groomed to be in the CIA

since they're 18 years old. Yeah, maybe he's a secret keeper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A CEO can't wait to talk some shit. Yeah. Like, people know. Yeah, we got to check if he's paid. If he's not paid, then every other CEO knows what happened out there.

Even if he's paid, they know. Oh, yeah, possibly. Because they're your friends. You're still playing in a fucking basketball league with them. Like, it sounds like... Yeah, but they would get jealous that they didn't get any money. So then they were snitched. So that you, if you took money, you can't tell anybody else.

Son, we got to know somebody that knows them. And 100%, they said, something. That's why them being asleep is like the most realistic and maybe they drugged them or some shit. I don't know but like there's no way those two guys are keeping secrets. There's no way. You're going to go back to be a CEO?

I mean what if they're, what if they extort them? They go hey, here's money to keep your mouth shut and if you ever tell someone about this. These people are gone we know where you live, we know where you're kids. Let me tell you something. New Yorkers can't keep a secret. We can't keep information as valuable. We're just not capable of doing it. Once we

know some shit, we're telling everybody. We're telling everybody. Yeah. It's not even a question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in our soul. We don't make for good, like, intelligence agents. No.

No. That's a good point. That's it. No, we're telling everybody. I'm shocked they haven't been on every single. I'm shocked they haven't had a Vlad interview. The fact that most of them that's sat down with Vlad is crazy. Vlad, you've been cooking.

That's the interview. It's crazy to me. They're not on Vlad. That is crazy. We don't even know their names. No, I think we do. What are their names? looks like it's Tova Noel

and Michael Thomas Tova Yeah Hold on, say Brat That's not real Brat Yeah, yeah

I'm the two guys I never see a tovah down there I'll tell you that Tova Noel I never seen a tovice fell asleep at their desk For about three hours And then they later falsified their Related records

Tell you Who's Tova Noel? I'm telling you I've seen a lot of C-Os. I ain't ever seen the Tova down there, God. Yeah, yeah. Hold on. Tov and O'L is...

All right. All right. Nah, he's like a... Is it the girl or the guy is Tova-N-O-N-Wel? I think the woman would be Tova. Yeah. The guy is Michael Thomas. Oh, that's different.

But... Oh, Al's on a different... Yeah, different. Women names, women names is crazy. Like, we know for some movies. You thought we saw me? Yeah, yeah, I thought we did. You thought we sold it right there.

She was a little darker than I thought. That's Tove. That's Tove. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I see it. Okay. All right, yeah, we got to figure out what she's doing.

We were almost there. Like, nobody else. We're going to break the fucking archie bombs. I think they went to trial. Like, I think they got charged. And then for what? They got charged. You telling me she.

hasn't told everybody at the fucking Jamaican spot. You're telling me that when she goes and get her a little ox tail some fucking rice and peas, she's not saying low-key, hey, that motherfucker didn't kill himself. We let them go in. We said they were sleeping. Like, come on.

No, that's an honest woman right there. She takes some money and shuts up. She's honest. It might be enough to make them shush. How much does that have to be? A few mill? But if they go. get a few mil, people know.

Few mil. If they get enough, people know. If they buy one thing, people are going to know. Yeah. You think they just drugged them? Impossible. Or do you think that they got the two sleepiest COs? And they put them in there that night, like,

nah, these guys are out 100%. We don't have a two-hour window where a nuclear bomb could go off, and these motherfuckers ain't waking up. And it's crazy because he was on, like, suicide watch, right? No. I think he was taken off. Oh, took them off. Yeah, like that's why they say, like, it's, yeah.

They killed his ass. You're saying they gave him a Thanksgiving dinner? Yeah, the triptophan. What do they call that again? What? The idas? Oh, yeah, the itis. You can't say that.

I didn't say it. You just said it. You just said it. I didn't say it. No, Miles bleeped it. I heard you say it. Yeah. Bro, that's so funny.

I wonder, yeah, we got to get them on. We definitely got to sit down with them. That's a great, that's a great conversation. Come on, Tova. Tova, we need you, girl. And Michael Thomas, we need you. Do you know because he died, his charges were dismissed? Yeah.

That's crazy. Oh, yeah, you never got convicted. Yeah, that makes sense. Wow. It's just crazy. The end of that sentence. No, but fuck him, though. This crazy, dude.

No, we don't know he's dead. True. True. Yeah. In late In late 2021, Fed's dropped charges against the two Bureau of Prison Guards

responsible for monitoring Epstein on the night of his death. Tova might need to come on. You're just like them. New Yorker? From New York? They'd perform community service. You'd be taking naps. You'd take a lot of naps.

You'd be taking naps. I'm not putting a nap by anybody. I'm not putting a nap by anybody. Especially if you're working in overnight. What time did they kill him? They found him at 6.30 the next morning, so overnight. So, yeah. 2 a.m. 3.

I'm not putting a nap by anybody I'm not going to do that That's something I'm not going to do Yeah You're just like him bro You love a nap I like a nap That being said

I feel like you would hear it I feel like you would hear Somebody killing themselves Do you think it'd be Complete silence Yeah I mean he's not fighting it Yeah Well eventually your body fights it

It's like you ever hold your breath Under water and then Yeah because you don't want to die How close is it? You think that you could go under, you think you could drown yourself in a bathtub? No, I mean, I don't want to die. If you wanted to, you think you could drown yourself in a bathtub? People do this with autoerotic fixation?

No, that's to nut. They want a nut. Yeah. Yeah, but then they get too close and then their switch doesn't take them off and then they die. No, that doesn't happen. How do they die? A fucking Mossad agent comes in and takes him out. That's how he dies. How long does he happen?

No, no. Imagine if he was just trying to get a nut off. Right? But both of them? No, Epstein. Oh, oh. Like, maybe he's in jail, too. He hasn't had no little kids around in a while.

Yeah. He was just trying to get one off. I think he's going to say women. I forgot. What? I thought you're going to say, oh, you didn't have any, like, women around. It's been around. I forgot.

No, and no little kids. Yeah. He's jerking little egg dick. That's a good point. He got an egg-shaped dick, that's what they say. Yeah. Who else has egg-shaped dip? Yeah, you also, you got a little egg on you.

No, I don't know. It's more like a bat. Have you guys seen the timeline for the... No. What is it? They say they find them shortly after 630 a.m. Someone is heard screaming, breathe. Epstein, breathe.

And an alarm is rung. They're saying his last name. They're saying his last name in fact. At 6.33am, he's at the hospital and pronounced dead by 639. So they got him to the hospital in six minutes and he was dead. Hmm.

That seems short. In nine minutes, they find him. CPR in a hospital pronounced dead. And didn't they send him out the wrong exit with some boxes, remember? Well, somebody said that they tricked the crowd or whatever.

Yeah. In nine minutes? Yeah. They also consequently failed to photograph Epstein's body as it was found. Guys, we don't have to... We know they kill them. Like, there's no question in my mind that they killed him. I don't know he's dead. I'm not convinced he's dead. Or he's not dead.

Yeah. It's one of those two. Yeah, I think it's definitely one of those. He's not dead and that's gone up to like 5%, maybe 10. Oh, you're only there? Yeah. I thought you'd be higher. No, I just think they could take him out.

Like, they're just like, who cares? There's a good room. Yeah, like, what that's... Is he alive? That's why I don't understand why he didn't kill switches. I figured they found all the kill switches, and that's why they were able to take him out. Because if they didn't, we would have had the kill switches.

Or he's not dead. And we are keeping him alive just because he has the kill switches. So why wouldn't they put him into a black box room and start fucking chipping away at his toes until he said where the kill switches were? Maybe that's happening right. And we're still waiting? I don't know.

He's got 10 toes. It's a lot of toes. A lot of toast. It's a lot of toast. No, it takes down. Or giving that truth serum. Oh. Yeah, that's a good point.

Somebody was slipping stuff to Wall Street Journal. Wait, what happened with the Wall Street Journal? You know, like the birthday book? Like, they got that shit before the government put that out. Hmm. He would have his old birthday book. Birthday book, perfect example. Trump got a signed note to FCN.

the birthday book. They asked Trump about he's like, I don't even believe in birthdays. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's just like, it's like so much. He says, I don't draw some shit. Yeah, it's like, well, it's like, not only is that not real, it's not mine and I've never owned a pen.

Yeah, yeah. He said he didn't write it. Yeah. And then they asked Wexner about the birthday book. He goes, yeah, I wrote that. So really? Wexner kind of sold out Trump. Yeah. And then it was one of the funny things. They were like, all right, so it was Epstein, your first.

friend he was like he's never my friend this guy used me and he goes oh well when you signed the birthday book what is this drawing here he's like it's boobs and they're like okay and they're like and why did you sign it your friend leslie and he goes i don't know why i said that he was never my friend he's like bro he's motherfuckers how did you not anticipate this coming up you told him your friend a bunch of times that's like yo shut the fuck oh say nothing you saw like some people were taking that as like, yo, that's his handler. And he's like, yo, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'm really going to kill you.

There's some people who see it that word. It's way more fun to look at it. The lawyer is your handler, low-key. Yeah. When you're in the courtroom, that is your handler. But like on some real shit. Like, yeah, I'm going to kill you. If you say the wrong thing after it.

No, I don't think that attorney is going to murder Leslie Waxner. But somebody will. Yeah. Someone will. If he starts talking. too much? Yeah. Yeah. Someone will. I mean, that's

just... Yeah, it's crazy. And then apparently the dude in Norway tried to kill himself. Oh yeah, the ex-prime minister of Norway who was connected to Epstein in the files through like emails and so. He tried to kill himself? Yeah.

This is like a day ago or something. And those guards? Didn't fall asleep. They found him. Oh, he's locked up. Oh, shit. Can you fact check this? This all having a day. I don't know this super well. Oh, wow, I didn't hear about this one. That's crazy.

Something from NPR came out this morning at like 3 a.m. about Trump files being pulled from the Epstein list. Oh, yeah, tons. Allegedly. 54 pages. Allegedly this girl, 13-year-old girl who claims that she raped her, that he raped her. The FBI interviewed her like four times. And then miraculously, three of the interviews have disliked her.

disappeared and the one that's left, she doesn't mention Trump. And there's an interview with the mother also. Was there a conclusion based on the FBI interviewing her? And then which FBI interviewed her? Is it the current FBI or is the one from past administrations? I think I haven't been in 86 or so. Or 89 maybe? Yeah.

Wow. And the conclusion, I just want to make sure. And the conclusion after those three interviews was that she was credible or she was not? We don't know. Got it. But to interview her four times, that's usually a crazy, it's like, wow, this bitch is great. What I would say is that like if this was in the 80s, they don't go a fuck about Donald Trump. He's still kind of making...

Again, I'm not trying to defend him. What I'm trying to say is he's not in a position of power where the FBI and the real power brokers in the 80s are like, oh, we got to protect him. Unless there's something we don't know. Yes. Unless he's aware of this even from way back in the day. Or unless Epstein's like, yo, that's my guy. Don't come after him right now. Unless, that's a good point.

That's interesting. Hmm. Also, apparently there was a report that came out that the U.S. government helped Epstein travel after his conviction. So in 2008, he gets convicted and that affects his ability to travel. And then apparently there's certain emails that he has governmental access in order to travel. And people, once again are like, this is just more intelligence proof. So, like, the government is, like, facilitating his foreign travel. like giving him clearances and shit

these are just some random article that I saw I mean I think it was it was credible but it is really interesting There's nothing there guys No no no course it's a hoax there's nothing there But like insurcans what was it? Infrances It's just inferences

But it is really interesting though That like They would release all of this And redact One it makes you go what the fuck is redacted Because there's already so much shit That is incriminating enough That bare minimum

the inference you can make is that he has incredible leverage and power that is unjustified by anything in the emails. In other words, like, the power is there. Why are these banks using him as an intermediary?

Why are wealthy people using him as an intermediary? What type of leverage do you have? But there's no justification in the emails as to why he has this leverage or power. And clearly, if we understood that, it kind of solved everything. Now, it doesn't

solve why he likes children. He's a fucking creep. And why all these other people might be into it as well. But the leverage and power, I think, is a thing that solves. I think the internet, and obviously us are just like, holy shit, all these incredibly powerful people are into like having sex with children. I also think they're probably above age

prostitutes that they're banging as well. I don't subscribe to this idea that they're all like, no, we want them to be this specific age. Yeah, I'm sure there's some creeps that are into it. But, like, if he's throwing fuck parties on an island, you know, I don't know if Bill Gates is rattling off emails. They have to be 16 years old. Yeah, yeah, I don't think that. But, again, this is what is the most salacious, the most abhorrent,

the most, you know, just diabolical. But I do think you solve the reason for his leverage, and then everything starts to make sense. Yeah. Yeah. And nobody, and no one can thwart that. I've seen certain people, like, you know, try to make arguments. They're like, oh, well, the, the,

the pedophile ring is overblown, and there's nothing really there to substantiated and da-da-da-da-da. Meaning this global blackmail pedophile ring. I've seen people make these arguments, which is like you're fucking brave right now to be the guy defending Jeffrey Epstein. But none of those people can justify his power leverage.

I haven't heard anybody. And the fact that you've got a former prime minister of a massive, powerful country. Yeah. Killing himself or trying to kill himself to get away from whatever is going to come up. in these files. To me, it's like,

ah, they're all guilty. Yeah. Like, they did some fucking crazy shit. Any of this, like, because even I would try to like... It can't be the shame of fucking hookers. That's the thing. I don't think that that's enough.

Right. And then even like, insider trading, state secrets. I'm like, probably not. Like, it has to be some real fucked up shit to make you want to off yourself. Or to make Trump want to release UFO files. I'm like, oh, they got something.

They got something. The second you're like, yo, guys, aliens are real. It's like, oh shit. They did something bad, dude. Trump hates aliens. And he's like, dude, it got the aliens. I'm like, come on, dude.

That's a, it's a bad look. It's a bad, bad situation. Yeah, he tried to kill himself. Yeah. I think we got an interview. On the pot. You got the king of the pot. Raynex of Tova.

Yeah, right? He could be a potential kitty fucker. I don't want to talk to him. That's a good point. point. Yeah. That's a good That's a good ass point. You're protecting us. Yeah, you guys got to careful you platform, guys.

I just good point. That's a good point. I just can't imagine I just can't imagine Europeans care that much about banging hookers. They care way more than

we apparently care because they're punishing their motherfuckers. No, meaning like yeah. It must be something else. Because simply like fucking cheating on your wife or whatever isn't that like a European way of life

like isn't that? Again that's just kind of I don't see how my wife that. She moved here for a reason. I just see us taking it societally much more serious than they do. Even if that's a stereotype but like the French

you know the Spanish the Italians like I don't see them maybe in the Scandinavian country is a little different but like I don't see them like thinking that having like a a little side piece is like that antithetical to their culture. Whereas in America, it's like, taboo, you shouldn't do that.

Not saying we don't, but it's enough, it's a taboo. This is bad. So it's like if they're killing themselves over like extramarital affairs, it's hard for me to believe. Fuck some kids. Some shit went down. Yeah, allegedly. They have a whole city for prostitution.

Yeah, it's like a normalized thing there. They're deviant people. Like, they're not like God-fearing good people. That's why the... Puritans had to come here. That's why you wouldn't represent them in the Olympics for $50 million. How much?

I would never. No, 100%. No. No, definitely not. Okay, guys. Listen, let's talk about the Mexico thing. Yes. On Patreon. We'll do it on Patreon. We're going to Patreon right now. Patreon.com slash flagrant. We'll see you guys over there.

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