Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Trans Woman Whips It Out

Episode Date: May 5, 2022

Andrew Schulz got #1 Trans P*rnstar Daisy Taylor to fly to NYC and marry her biggest fan Deric Poston, only problem is... her boyfriend came with her.

No, I have a huge dick. Yes! Does anyone here not believe? Like, do I need to prove? I mean, you don't have to. I mean, I would never make you do something. Shut the fuck up, Schultz! Okay, okay!

Here we go! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! Okay. Oh, here we go. Okay. Oh! Last week, Schultz's opener, Derek Poston said this. Trainee porn, the greatest thing to ever happen.

Miles, go ahead and pull that video up. Just like that. That's Daisy Taylor. I know her. So Derek posted the clip to Instagram, and a few hours later, this happened. Daisy Taylor shared it. So naturally, Schultz hit up Daisy. Daisy, hi.

Hi, Andrew. Do you want to make Derek's dreams come true? Yes. Okay, so why don't you come to New York and then you guys get married? The hand is empty. The hand is empty. So Daisy packed her bags, tucked her dick, and flew to New York City. And in a few seconds, she and Derek will meet for the first time. How you feeling?

Like a fucking make-a-wish kid. Yeah? I'm so excited. You look great. Yeah? I wore the white hat. Buddy, biggest day of your life. Just enjoy every moment of it.

Take it all in. Take mental pictures. You know? Just relax. You're going to do great. That nigga's crazy. Okay, I think she's coming. Guys, the one and only Daisy Taylor

wow wow that's how your voice sounds wow that's so cool this is Miles and Alex great to meet you Daisy

sit down everybody at home welcome this is Daily Taylor Daily Taylor Derek's Daily Daisy yeah sit down sit down everybody at home welcome this is Daily Taylor Daily Taylor Daisy Taylor so you got me nervous Derek's daily that's what it is

every morning Derek how does it feel twice a day I'm sitting next to Steph Curry right now I'm very excited you revolutionized the game

bro you changed it you changed the game dude you invented the three you invented it this is you're the shit i'm so excited thank you now now daisy you you must understand that with great success comes great criticism like you are the goat you're the greatest of all trans and you you have like derek said revolutionized the game we're lucky to have you here on a flagrant two podcast but with the great success sometimes comes great criticism you know this right there are people there are haters out there

what that that have maybe even said conspiracy theorists if you will, that have questioned if the pee-pee is real. Right. Right. No, I do get a lot of questions from people who ask. I don't believe that. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, a lot of people say like, oh, did you have a surgery to get.

To add on a penis. I wish that was a thing. I would do that. Yeah. Are you kidding me? I know. It's kind of wild. But but yeah there's i've just seen a lot of new stuff too because there are um girls like cis women that i've talked to who are like oh i'm the same as you i wish that i had a penis what wow you're a real woman it's a cis woman or whatever

that is yeah yeah what's a cis woman exactly oh i guess we'll have to get into a vagina girl a vagina girl does that does that bother you that people could think that you are so feminine right that your penis might not even be real now again i don't think this i obviously think it's a real i've done some research no i have a huge dick do i does anyone here not believe like do i need to prove i mean you don't have to i i i would never make you do okay here we go Hey, you got a great dick, girl. You really do.

You really do. Is there a dick bigger than yours? Yes! Hey, have you ever decided to get rid of that thing? No, I guess not. Organ donor, you know what I mean? Right, right. That's funny as fuck. Oh, wow. Now Daisy it is important to

Us that you know That Derek is not like a regular admirer Okay This is somebody and not weirdo About it appreciates What you've done to the game Oh I Watch the pod

My roommate and I my roommate is also another trans girl and we watched We watched like the last 20 minutes of the Elon episode and we cackled the entire time. We cackled the entire time. Yeah. Derek was so convincing in the episode, he didn't even look at us. He looked in the camera because he knew you would be watching. He was talking to Daisy. I was talking to you.

No, it was so real. It was so real, and I knew it was really real, too, by the amount of pure detail that he gave you and went into. Daisy, I can break down why I'm such a fan. What makes you unique? What makes you special? Yes.

Because I watch a lot of it. I watch it. I study it. I love it. And what makes you the best and my personal favorite is your dick is never not hard. And I don't know if you watch as well, when you watch other people, your dick stays hard the whole time.

And I'm like, I don't stay hard the whole time. But you're a fucking champion. Sorry, Sam. Sorry, Sam. Sam! Yo, Sam was like, damn, this is how I fuck up. Damn, Daisy for pointers. You fucked my girl up,

because she was like, she made me, she was making me dinner the other night, like a fire ass pasta, and she sets it down, and she goes, you think fucking Daisy can do that? Daisy, can you throw down? Can you cook? Fuck. I'm gonna ask if we got the boyfriend in the building. Give him a rejection.

He hates niggas, bro. He's black. He looks like you in the boondocks. All I'm saying is Daisy might have a tight. Can Daisy cook? She cooked once, but I don't think any of us

tried it. Wow. I did. I was real hurt. Jada just left a room for Derek right there. You don't need to cook. You can fuck. Sam.

Sam. You can do other things So keep cooking Sam You have no chance She keeps the noodles hard Her dick is al dente You know what I'm saying Okay Okay

So how do you keep it hard the whole time um well that's a great question so obviously like in porn everyone takes viagra period like that's just the heartbreak i saw you're very bossy a little bit it's like i'm still a fan but wow also to go with that like everyone does Viagra. Everyone does it. But there are scenes where girls are completely flaccid. Yes. But still, so I think there's something wrong with my hormones. Because, I mean, he can give me a kiss on the cheek, and I'm rock hard.

No. Derek's back in. I'm all the way. Derek's back in. He's completely there. Completely there. Yeah, it's weird. It's weird. I'm on the road. Wow. That's funny. I'm all the way in. Derek's back in. He's completely there. Completely there. Yeah, it's weird. It's weird.

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give me a sec just a trail okay you were saying what was I saying you were saying some girls are flaccid you just get hard easily oh yeah it's it's an issue because it's not even too like a – it won't be a sexual situation. I'll just be happy and rock hard.

Wow. Like a 14-year-old boy. I just went through puberty. Oh, you're loving this, aren't you? This is your dream, huh? Yes. And she's saying it. That's yes.

You know Derek's a real fan because your photo just popped up on reddit and he was like that's daisy we love daisy yes you know we were talking about this outside and when you were watching it and i go i go yeah you know we were looking at different we were looking at different pictures of you and she goes it was just my face it wasn't even you in a scene it was just the face no i saw on youtube i was like oh well that also makes you you're like the baddest bitch you're the baddest bitch sorry all other old bitches sorry to all you ugly bitches they don't have a fucking rock hard dick bro that's what makes you They don't have a fucking rock hard dick, bro. That's what makes you special.

Like all these other porn stars, they're cool, but like their dick isn't hard? Yeah. What are you doing? What are you doing? Doing porn, doing what? Is there beef? Is there like, are you guys like you and me? Yes, there's beef. There's about to be beef.

There's about to be beef in a second. Let's go. Is there beef? Are you in the other Transformers cool like the Luna Loves and the Jasmine Lotuses and Laura's? Do you know these people? I love Luna Love. I love Jasmine Lotus. That's really funny.

It depends. When you and Luna had a scene, that shit was fuego. Oh, you knew. It was Katie and Steph together. That was another new Splash Sister. That is so funny. You really are a fan. Yeah, legit.

You thought we were playing over here? No, I mean on the pod. The way, again, the detail. A connoisseur. A connoisseur of Lady D. He's Ratatouille. Yeah. Like, this is his shit yeah

yeah there's a rat on your shoulder but he's also helping you jack off sorry we're not gonna talk about bestiality um sorry sorry um there's not i will say though obviously you know there are some people there are some girls who are nice, but are very, uh, calculated, very smart. It's just, I think a lot of trans girls are kind of used to being the only trans girl in everybody else's life. Like, so they're the star. Yeah. Ah, a little mascotism.

Yeah. You're like a black man. But maybe a little bit of jealousy. What'd you say? She said like mascot thing. It's like, yeah, maybe a little bit of jealousy yeah what you said yeah i've been the only black guy in the room and always and then the second other black guy shows up you're like yeah yeah yeah well that's interesting so now when there's another trans girl in the room you're not used to that sharing that attention or they're not uniqueness yeah and you said your roommate is trans we don't let this happen damn oh my god i'm just a hole i'm just a hole um yeah no a lot of girls are really nice but

there are definitely some who just there are especially some of the girls who have been in it for a long time it's kind of there's a lot of trans porn now like yeah it's it's kind of, there's a lot of trans porn now. Like, it's kind of fresh in the last, yeah. Yes, Derek, thank you. There's been a lot of trans porn, like, in the last five years. So there are a lot of new girls. And I think the newer generation, we all, like, have a lot of camaraderie. We, like, hang out with each other. We're all friends.

But some of the old school girls are a little more territorial. Yes. school generation is school girls are a little more territorial yes okay yeah is it is it odd for you to experience so much like love and admiration online right like you have this insane reddit you have insane only fans like yo plug the only fans check out the only fans yeah um like period but then also maybe in person sometimes people aren't as nice they don't exactly know how to act. They're uncomfortable. Like, is that odd?

You're at home on your computer and you're like, I'm the queen of everything. And then you walk down the street and then there might be some discomfort. That is a lovely question. I think it's actually, I get both sides more on the internet than I do in real life. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. on the internet than i do in real life oh yeah so it's like i get like a crazy amount of praise uh crazy emphasis on the word crazy but also too online there's like an equal amount of negativity because i go out i've really like i've never experienced okay that's a lie there was one time i think i was at a whole foods and there was a dude who was like daisy taylor and i was

no oh fuck no i mean this was like three years ago so i was like still fresh oh fuck no you're not gonna find me in the whole foods no but my position on that has kind of changed a little bit because i like i would rather if someone is a fan i'd rather someone come up to me because it's now at the point where you get the you get like the peripherals you know where like yeah you can recognize that someone's like yeah but that's the funny thing too like you see a dude walking you can recognize that someone's like yeah but that's the funny thing too like you see a dude walking with his homies and he hits you with that you're

like no walking around in time square walking around people are like pikachu just walk up to you yeah it's it's wild so i've never really had anyone like come up to me and i would much rather have people come up to me and say that they're a fan now because i'm a i i i'm prepared i am the final girl okay i'm ready for the killer oh i'm ready for the killer so when people are staring at me and it's the point where i don't i cannot gauge oh if i'm in if i'm being loved or if i'm gonna be attacked i didn't realize this earlier in your life i'm like oh i'm gonna get kid i'm gonna i'm gonna get napped right now it happens so much you have a nickname

but that's that's wild's right. Earlier in your life walking around as a trans woman, you're going to get these looks and you don't know if people hate you. They want to hurt you. They want to do something bad. Now you're a famous trans woman. Yeah. Now a lot of these looks, there's an adjustment period where you're like, is he looking at me because he wants to

fight or is he looking at me because he wants to fuck or he really loves me? And I... That energy is the same too. That's scary. aggressive yeah they're like wait a minute yeah it comes from the same and there's uncertainty with them as well because they're like wait a minute do am i with my girl do i want to admit that i know i want to fuck or do i want to fight flight yeah fucker flight yeah that's great but now you've you've gotten to the point where you excuse me feel comfortable enough with the gaze you're like okay not the gaze no yeah i'm comfortable now but it's yeah i i'm at the point where i'm like i would rather you say

something because because that that is real yeah because i i'm also too a little bit of an insecure person sometimes. So shock. You're human. It's crazy. The pure shock on your face right now. Yeah, no, I've struggled obviously with being confident. Derek. Derek. Derek has a golden retriever.

He has never been so happy. He's so excited. He's sitting at attention. There's a bone that he wants. Yo, yo, he's trying to get a hold of that booty stick. He said there's a bone. He's so happy. Okay, but go.

Get what you're saying. Yeah, I'd much rather have people come up to me because there was a period of time for a long time where, yeah, you're like, before all like having attention and shit, you're like, oh, people look at me for, oh my gosh. It's almost too much. It's making me uncomfortable. I'm just excited. That's the mic, yo. It's so fucking exciting if you're just watching the show. I'm a fan.

Anyways, yeah, I'd rather people just say shit because because there is a point in time where it's like okay i say shit say shit like what like like say say hi to me because i'm a fan or something there are i will admit there are many times where i'm like oh people are looking at me it's not happening majority of the time people don't give a fuck about you regardless of if you're trans or whatever you know like walking around in the world like people are not watching you people do not give a fuck about you yeah and that's been kind of my learning thing is like everywhere i go i'm like oh my god people oh my god people are looking at me everywhere um but like it's also a negative like oh oh my god everyone's watching me but it's like

no one gives a fuck about you and not in a not in a negative way it's like everyone everyone's doing their own lives like no one really gives a fuck. They're going to keep on moving on. We give a fuck. You give a fuck. No, Jaden. It's an army of us. We just got to get you on the team and then it's going to be the three of us. We got to get out of here.

Wakanda forever! It's kind of crazy. Come on now. I didn't notice Daisy when you when you repost me and follow me second greatest day of my life you also I look and I look you follow him and you followed him yeah and that was it yeah i didn't get a follow i did not know okay damn damn damn no no i did not know who to follow. So I was obviously going to follow Andrew.

And I think I followed Alex too, because he was, he was the one who originally posted the, like the clip on, on, on the story. So I was like, I'm going to follow him. I wasn't trying to be weird and like follow everyone and think that I'm like, Oh, I'm like, yo, I'm like liking,

I'm like, Oh, when am I going to get on the podcast? Get away weirdo. So everyone will be getting a follow. Mark. It's okay. What is the,

what is the weirdest like, um, celeb interaction that you've had? And I don't want you to put anybody on blast or you can if they're assholes i would love if you would he he could say he doesn't want you to we all want you to celebrities i like more the ones that like you all right dwight howard yeah let's go you are superman right okay well i will say i hate there's a group okay there's a group of trans girls where it's like in the last couple years who like out guys for hitting them up uh why are you doing

that yeah do you think that you're a man what are you saying you know what i'm saying like oh taiga was okay and oh that's interesting yeah like i hate saying it exposes them it's like you should be normalizing yeah why the fuck do you like why it's not a big why are you showing every like why are you trying to one-up him so i think that's stupid all right guys we'll take a break for a second because um some of y'all getting too high you're getting too god damn high or not high enough or not high enough oh shit that's enough. Oh, shit, that's true. Maybe you're abstaining from marijuana or you're doing a weak CBD. You're not getting high enough.

Or you're doing the illegal shit, getting too high. What you need to do is do the legal shit, be right in the middle. Is that what you're trying to say? So the perfect high. The perfect high. So then how would they get the perfect high? I think diet smoke gummies. Holy shit, Akash, you're on to it again.

Diet smoke gummies, the best in the business. Now, why is it going to get you perfect high i think diet smoke gummies holy shit akash you on to it again diet smoke gummies the best in the business now why is it going to get you perfect high akash uh because it has delta eight as opposed to cbd not as strong as thc not as weak as cbd perfect so you're going to get an actual high high government don't know about it yet perfect legal legal no to take it through customs no problem yo real talk you need to get as many of those as you can right now because the government is probably going to clamp down on it, don't you think? Yeah. You need to get on that right now.

How can they get on it? Go to dietsmoked.com and use the promo code FLAGRANT and you get 20% off your purchase. Bro, I'm telling you, these Diet Smoked Delta 8 THC gummies, they are not for use or sale to people under the age of 21 please use responsibly bro like if if you always think about being irresponsible with the diet smoke it ain't gonna happen bro be serious be serious what percent off can i give him mark go 10 best i could do is 20 come on bro mark the best i could do is 20. We gotta pay the bills. We gotta pay bills around here, bro. Mark, that's the best I could do. No, we have to pay everyone in bills and everything.

No. 15%. 15% off. Oh, God. I can't go down to 15. He's a man of the people, Mark. Mark, how am I supposed to give him 15% off when I already know I can give him 20? Fine. 20% off.

I will starve. Filaggrant is the code. you go to dietsmoke.com let's get back to the show do you think that sometimes straight dudes i'm not outing you here but like do you think it's like a it's like a gateway into their homosexuality it's a safe way in when they're messing with a trans woman. I think there are probably situations where it's like, yes and no. I'm sure that there are guys who are just experimenting because they're curious.

And I'm sure that there are two fully other guys who like are into trans girls. And it is like a, cause it's been mostly straight, a light transition, but it's mostly straight guys. I imagine that are your fans and the, yeah. Yeah yeah and like the guys that i've dated too have all been like straight men yeah so well yeah because if you were we are here yeah

no when when he was like i can't get with small dicks you're not a woman that's a woman's dick i was like yeah period is there like a size uh like what is that what is it called like size competition like no no that was a hierarchy no that was funny i mean there's in the trans community no there's not a hierarchy because i'm trash a little dick trans women no i'm kidding no no no not at all but i mean i do have to agree and say like nobody wants to see a small class of dick flapping around Away or something, yeah, it's yeah, I have yeah, no shade no shade. Yeah, nobody wants to see that literally

Do you ever have a question you ever like do you tuck your penis? I'm tucked right now Okay, you explain tucking. I've actually right now. Wow. Can you explain tucking? I've actually been curious. Oh, my God. Do you need me to show you guys? Yes. Yes. Yes.

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Oh, okay. This is the penis. Yeah. These, there's a, y'all are going to vomit. There's a pocket up there. You know what I'm saying? There's a pocket where, like, before you, Andrew. He's learning. I'm a kangaroo, yo. You didn't know I was a kangaroo this whole time? you know like before you hit puberty your balls are somewhere they're not up there

yeah and then they drop so there's a pocket up there where you can pop them and they stay. So you pop those babies up there, stay there, and then you bring it all back. And what happens if you get erect? What happens? You get a kiss on the cheek. It just comes flapping. Too long of eye contact?

Good luck. I mean, it depends. It depends. There are different methods too because i'm just i'm lucky where i live in the age now that there is underwear that you could just pop on and just tuck and it's perfect i've seen those even even two years yes you have tuck it up i already know you have you know the one where your ass is out yeah that's one of that one right it's like it's like a band and your ass is out and it's just that. Baby, that's a jockstrap. I'm trying to learn from you guys.

I used to use that shit when I was playing quarterback in college. I was tucking my whole life in. This guy's a wild boy. Y'all, don't act like you haven't seen that part in Scary Movie. It all goes back, but there are different methods. I just wear underwear back but there are different methods so i i just wear underwear but there are a lot of girls and there are a lot of drag queens too who tuck and like full-on wear tape and keep it back yeah it's intense it's intense and it is painful

yeah it is painful i do have scars because you know i mean depending on it yeah from yeah well from taping and doing stuff but also to obviously your skin's being pulled there is a point um there is a point in time where obviously it starts to like there's yeah you smell some cookies you like let's not do a birth check then yeah no it's um not good and too like there will be whether it's tape or it's underwear there's like skin you know that will pop out that will not be in the tuck yeah and if you're sitting in a bad situation it like i've had like my the skin will pinch and it's like a pain that you can't imagine.

All trans girls who are who may be watching this will know the amount of pain, the kind of pain that it takes to untuck your penis. Oh, that's y'all's child. What do you call it? Period. Genus. A genus. Genus. A genus.

Yes. Like a penis. Yes. I don't actually call it that. I just said it right now. Oh, that's fine. I would never say that. So a genus, bro? Yeah. That's fine. That's fire, dude. That's great. Yes, I just said it right now Derek say that's y'all's childbirth

Describing the pain you guys are women so everything is relatable childbirth has nothing on untuck Try tucking your dick thank you sam okay this is probably a stupid question but we're you know stupid guys that don't know anything about trans yet so uh have you ever thought about having a vagina put in a below ground pool you can climb the ladder for the above ground but it's just not the same because you can get the inside painted and make it look like the infinity pool that's a joke you cannot get the inside of your vagina painted that was a cool reference um yeah i mean i've totally thought about it it's like one of my goals for sure oh really yeah i

mean i just don't want to talk for the rest of my life um and also to like he devastated right i know you talked about in the first episode too you were like why would you with what a gift because you talk that's you but for me as a fan i'm like don't tuck i want to see that dick print i know you do i want to see you walk around with these pants on print it up that's what i want to see so it's like i don't and with your face your face body print heels jayden feels spoken for bro but that's my message to all the trades like i don't let's stop let's stop talking that's real though that's real i want to see it the print i want to see like oh i was like you

want to what do you what do you want you've already seen it there so and then do you feel a pressure with your the follow-up would be, do you feel pressure with your career that there are so many people that do enjoy the Sheen-ness that it would affect your career negatively if you got the Shina? That sounds so magical. That has definitely been a concern of mine for sure because you know i don't want to shoot myself in the foot a little like yeah i i know obviously my audience but my

main reason too is like i love having sex yeah i think all of us love having sex and um if you have had sex with someone who has had anal, you would know that there's like a lot of preparation that goes into it. So, period, King. Go ahead. Tell us about it. Go on. I'm just saying, like, you know, that digestive system. Yeah.

So it's. You got to think about what you eat. No, that's tea. You know what I mean no that's tea i mean like for real it's real it's real so it just makes it really hard to have to be um dealing with that all the time yeah so i would just like to be like uh run it up like a go like a gutter bitch like disgusting you know what i'm saying i'm gonna eat mcdonald's i'm gonna put it all in my mouth and you're gonna put your mouth on it because i don't got a clean shit yo oh i don't got a clean shit and the the the pussies that get installed are they like ready to go is there has been there like new technology i'm not just i'm not really

familiar with the what is it called even the surgery surgery yeah the bottom it's called Are they like ready to go? Is there, has it been there by like new technology? I'm not just, I'm not really familiar with the, what is it called even? The surgery. Bottom surgery? Yeah, the bottom. It's called bottom surgery. So I'm not familiar

with the bottom surgery. Look at our ally over here, our resident ally in the room. Yeah, man. So what, like? He's not an ally. He just studies his enemy. Friends close, baby.

Daisy, I hear you coming on the podcast let's plan it out that's how you sound what was the question I don't know Mark didn't bring his cross today tuck that one talk about tucking no no so the bottom surgery like like all surgeries these things improve

right like you even look at like breasts now compared to like breasts in the 80s it's crazy right i mean yeah 100 yeah so it's like i imagine bottom surgery is drastically improving we haven't even talked about our topic it's all great we haven't even moved up yet improving but so I'm like is there part of you that's like yo I'm gonna wait cuz every six months to a year that's what i've been doing with macbooks yo you get a new iphone they come out the new shit the 2024 pussy on the way yeah there's a refurbishment period yes yeah yeah yeah you know what i mean there are oh never mind i was gonna say there are there are children in workshops um no sorry apple um yeah no i i mean yeah the technology is obviously getting a lot better it depends i mean you just got to go to a good doctor you know because they're yeah it's just it's you got to

go to a good doctor i love i love i've seen some things i've seen some vaginas have you have you had sex with a uh bottom surgery trans girl um not with bottom surgery so that would be a trans oh wait a minute i feel like that would be a good way to like like you know you test drive a car when you want to get bottom surgery right you see which you know what doctor you have i will say i have my friend my friend natasja dreams okay see i knew i'm somebody have to see their face somebody somebody know my name oh i was like i was like oh i knew i'm somewhere i have to see their face so i'm sorry somebody know my name so i was like i was like oh i knew that would land um no she showed me her pussy and it was really a man fantastic can she feel immaculate yes and it gets wet the same yes wait how does

it get wet yeah yeah um well it depends a couple laps like what is it There are different options that you can get you can just get a regular vagina yeah there's also an option like a deluxe there's the deluxe what's that deluxe it's um they take it it's like called like a sigmoid wow i'm so so medical um it's called the sigmoid colon version where they take a bit of your colon and then they use it at the top of your vagina and it helps lubricate more. Wow. Yeah, because they do self-lubricate. Oh, I was like, is that me? Oh, that's Matassi.

I've seen her. Yeah, I know you have. I know you have for sure. For sure. Yeah, no, there's like different options. It depends. I mean, i don't know how it works because i'm not a doctor but like someone like semen half of it like a small percentage of it is sperm and like the rest is like seminal fluid seminal fluid yeah so like it's all coming from

like the same place oh so they can reroute some seminal fluid yeah yeah and so obviously like i don't have a g i wouldn't have a G spot. Right. But they place it where your prostate becomes your G spot. So then you can orgasm. Yeah. Oh, that was the other thing I was going to ask.

Inside and outside. Yeah. Inside and outside. All right. You asked me. Because you said you wanted to get a real vagina, but it's like, would you miss seeing your cum?

Like as Patrice O'Neill said, like the receipt, like having that receipt of like, I just came on this motherfucker. you wanted to get a real vagina but it's like would you miss seeing your cum like as patricia neil said like the receipt like having that receipt of like i just came on this motherfucker that's funny as fuck see the thing is i feel like my hormones are fucked up because i can get hard like that but since being on like i don't cum no but yeah like obviously i orgasm like i i i orgasm but i don't like y'all Y'all, nothing comes out. And that is because of the hormones, there's no sperm production? Or lower sperm production?

Yes. Interesting. There are a lot of people who comment on my shit who are mad because it's like... What do you want on hormones? There are trans girls who I know who are in the industry who take half of their dosage so that they keep a cum shot.

Oh, wow. That's commitment to the game. You guys, y'all are so sweet. Oh, wow. Look, I've seen other trans girls come and it's like a fucking rainfall. Like a bucket. But that's how you know Darius Lovey is pure?

That's how you know D's love of you is pure he doesn't even notice that there's no cum shot you know what I mean think about that I finish before she gets there before she comes I can't

long time ago or he's just consistent he just doesn't care when women cum that's what it's about at the end of the day no these women I do care because it's real

it's a real orgasm I care about real orgasm yeah I don't know if I yeah I don't really worry about that because I don't really have cum. And also, too, yeah, I wouldn't really miss it. I think, too, because I would have more. You would have

him. Oh, my God. Derek is salivating. He's foaming at the mouth. I tried to do it sly, but now everybody noticed. I just gave him a little tap and I tried to make it easy. You know, I give him a close-up. Yeah, he's got rab excited. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's got rabies. I'm sorry, Dave. A dog. A dog. You're wearing your safety hat. I know. Everything's going to be okay. Wow, though.

She just adjusted her engagement ring. It's not an engagement ring. It's a short point. It's not an engagement ring. Oh, okay, okay, okay. My bad. Yo, I never thought about that though If you did get the bottom surgery

You could potentially Never orgasm again That is a possibility Holy shit what a commitment And it is like a lot Lower percentage nowadays But originally I'm sure the girls

Who were getting shit done in the 80s that you are bold you are so bold and then just never again have an orgasm yeah no so to say yeah to not believe you don't feel like you were born the wrong gender seems crazy because you're willing to give up orgasming forever yo that's it when did when did you feel it okay see this is gonna get, this is where it gets juicy. And it might be a little political. I knew that, not that I was trans, but like my biggest, deepest, darkest secret is that I wanted to be a girl when I was like six. This is so interesting.

But I did not come out until I was 15 just because I had gone, like I had said it to my friend and then we were like cool and then it was really nothing else like I think I kind of have like the typical experience where I was like dressing like when my mom would leave I would like she caught me one time in her wedding dress that was not a good day um you know like I would like wear makeup and like I would have that typical experience but I did not come out until I was 15 and i think that that was the correct time come out as trans yes okay came out as trans well i came out as gay when i was like 13 right and my mom was like no you're not she was right she was well that's the thing too is i came out i came out to all my family and they were like oh okay and then i came out as trans and they were like oh yeah that made more sense to them yeah interesting like when i came out to my grandma she was like

oh yeah yeah yeah you yeah yeah i like wrote my mom a letter and this whole long letter like oh i just felt this way my whole life and she's like you're a great writer woman that was not the response i was looking for when we're outside before we walked in uh you know she was telling me that her grandma called her she's wishing her good luck on the show and she's like are you here you did you land you ready for the podcast you got this you know and i go was it difficult for you you know uh when when your grandma you know, when your grandma, you know, found out. And she goes, did I do porn? Yeah, that one. That too. That too.

Which was hard. Sorry, go, go. I want to ask a follow-up. How did they know when they're all like, oh, that makes sense? What were the things that they were like, oh, yeah, this is why I thought you might be trans? I think my whole life, I've just been very feminine. Like, I've just been extremely feminine. And I've always done, like, girly shit.

Like, I would always, I always used to dress up and always do different stuff. Yeah, I don't know. I've always just been super, super feminine. And when I, yeah, when I came out, God damn it, I lost what the fuck I was going to say. I'm just a woman. Was there like a crystallized moment where you were like, oh, I feel like you said you were six. But there's like a moment you remember where you're like, oh, this is when I was like, I'm a woman.

It was when I got on the internet. I was like 15. I was getting super into drag. So I was like, it was like winter break, I think my sophomore year. And I was staying at my sister's house, my best friend. And for like two weeks straight, we went to like Forever 21. I got like my first girl clothes. And for the whole two weeks, I was in drag.

Yeah. And by the end of the two weeks, we went to school. I was like, yuck. I got to put on fucking. This is maybe more than I thought it might be so then i started doing some internet research now and i started watching you know trans girls on youtube and i was like oh fuck do you think that there's because we had a buddy of ours on the show mateo and i was asking him i was like do you think that there are a lot of gay men that

especially older gay men that identify as gay because they didn't know trans was an option and that now that trans is an option there are a lot more people like you who are like oh fuck this is actually how i identify that was just the closest thing that i could be that is a great question that is a great question i think i think the guys who have been loving loving on trans girls have been there always like especially like especially no no no i don't mean i don't mean the guys loving on trans i mean the the actual trans people like you first came out as gay because you're like oh well that's just what's there and then you found out trans is an option you're like oh no this is yeah i think that's a lot of people like obviously not everyone there but there are a lot of people that I know who did the same thing where they, like, came out as gay.

And they were like, oh, shit. I'm a liar. It's not that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's almost like gay has become such, like, a normalized part of culture. Right.

So you just gravitate to it. And then you said you get on the internet and you're like, oh, wait. There are these other people that feel a little bit more like i feel yeah and i'm always curious about that that feeling like i i don't know what it's like to feel like a man because i because you're just you are yeah yeah so i'm so curious what is is there another sensation that is similar to that feeling that you can describe? Like, this is going to sound like the dumbest thing ever, but like, you're fucking, you're cold outside and you wish you were warm. This is the, that was the most lo-fi version.

But is there another sensation that you can describe that's like being in the wrong body? So, so other people that don't know what that's like can relate to it and feel the discomfort. That's a lovely question. Have you ever seen Mrs. Doubtfire? Yeah, course um no i thought it was supposed to be a joke i was so excited you're like wow dude my mom's scottish she loved it favorite movie ever no i was joking um i think i mean it's not like a forward thing where it's like obviously i said when i was six like oh i'm my biggest i'm i want to be a girl mean, it's not like a forward thing where it's like, obviously I said when I was six, like, oh, I'm my biggest, I'm, I want to be a girl. Yeah. But it's not like a forward thinking of like, oh, it's like you do things that, that, that feel right.

I'm not saying anything. Yeah. You do things that feel right. So like me, like I would sneak in, sneak away and like do my makeup while my mom would leave and shit like that so you weren't thinking past that you were just like oh this i like this this feels great yeah there wasn't so much of like oh i'm putting on makeup and i want to be a girl it's more just like oh this you know because you're when you're a kid especially like you're kind of just doing stuff because it's fun you're kind of like mimicking the people you want to be right when i was and it's funny that you say that that is when i was

very young right and i was in like preschool like i saw the way my dad dressed and i was like i need to dress just like this because that's how the guy that i want to look like dresses yeah so i imagine this happens much earlier in trans people because you're mimicking the people that you want to be and those like whenever i speak to a trans person like when did you know that it's young it's it's super young but when you speak to hetero people and you're like when did you know you like girls they're like i don't know fucking nine 13 exactly because there's nothing that you're fighting not fighting but there's nothing that you're seeking that is doesn't already exist right nothing feels wrong i think I think for her, when you're trying to be forced into like male stuff, it probably felt

like this doesn't feel right. Where I assume, whereas for us, it was like, oh, this feels natural. Yeah, this is what it is. Yeah. Well, I mean, I grew up in like a small town and all of my parents, like my parents and all of their friends went to high school together and stayed there and all had kids at the same time. Oh, wow.

So like it was all of them and my parents wanted me to play football So I played football for six years at the beginning Oh my god Hey, not anymore. Jaden. Scrap is coming. He's got shit on you, baby. Jaden. Yeah, yeah. So it was doing stuff like that where it's like having to do typical boy stuff and being like, oh, no, I don't like that. Yeah.

Yeah. This isn't for me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Now, go, go. Sorry, one more question. You've mentioned your grandma a few times.

Uh-huh. Was your mom as accepting as your grandma seems to be your mom and dad. If, if he's both still around. Yeah. Yeah. They both are. Um, my relationship with me,

my grandma's definitely different than my mom. Um, so I played football and then after doing football, I did theater. So I'm also too, I'm the oldest of three with my mom. And then including my stepdad, I'm the second oldest of six. So I started doing theater when I was like younger, nine or 10.

And I'm the only non-athlete in the family. So my mom and my dad were kind of taking care of my little brother and my little sister and kind of doing their thing. And my grandma and I were doing theater. We were like partners in crime. So I spent a lot of time with my grandma. She's like my best friend. Right. Yeah.

You're the only real athlete in the family as far as I'm concerned. Yeah. Period. The only professional. The only one with stamina. Yeah. But she, I mean yeah she she she just knew and and my parents too were completely accepting but there were things obviously that we had to get past at a certain point so like my mom was very accepting and when she read the letter when

she read the letter that i wrote her she she was like, Oh yeah. Okay. But at the beginning of transitioning, which I mean, I guess I'm a little grateful for her now. Cause I'm glad that I don't have those awful pictures to look back on, but it was kind of hard at the time. Cause she was like, okay,

well you're not going to, if you're not going to dress like a girl until you look like a girl. What does that mean? So it's like until my hair grew out, until I became a little more feminine i was not supposed to present femininely and to after that i really i mean obviously no shade to my mom love you baby but um i like they didn't really take me school shopping anymore oh so for like the last like three years hold on i mean not even i say three years but like for the next five years of my life like until last like three years hold on i mean not even i say three years but like

for the next five years of my life like until i was 20 years old until i started making money doing porn i wore like the same clothes oh really yeah so porn was a crazy come up for you yeah yeah i mean it kind of also like saved my life a little bit at the time because i was about to be homeless no yeah i was oh lord we're gonna get all into it no this is great i was married um and we started doing stuff together um at the time i had just like gotten my boobs done period and um we were trying to like find a job find do anything i think i applied to like a hundred different jobs i was trying to work at I think I applied to like a hundred different jobs. I was trying to work at Starbucks. I applied to be a dance teacher for kindergartners.

Those poor fucking kindergartners. So I applied to do like a million different jobs and nothing got back to me. And so we were kind of becoming increasingly more, more desperate. And I was like, well, I saw, I saw a tweet on,

on Twitter. Yeah. And it was fake, but it was like a guy who was like well i saw i saw a tweet on on twitter yeah um and it was fake but it was like a guy who was like oh i got this check from pornhub and it said like fifty thousand dollars and i was like that can't be real but we gotta try it out so we like made a video without like my face or any tattoos or anything in it just to see if people would even be interested and people were really interested so then i showed my face and then shit blew up and it's been a crazy really wow so your career is based on clips putting out clips yeah this is interesting so you guys put this video out now do you i don't know how the system works on pornhub you put it out do you get like ad revenue off of pornhub or something like that yeah so they have a pornh hub actually has a really comprehensive model program um and in there they had a clip site

that they had kind of like many vids or something of that nature i don't know what i compare that to but um they added a clip site so that like the verified models could get more money so you do make ad revenue from the public stuff yeah but they they added a clip store that's now been taken down after all of the credit card drama. Oh, that's right. Yeah, because all the banks and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, because they were saying that,

obviously, no one wants to be seeing, like, revenge porn and stuff. Right. But I would, not but. Not but. No one wants to see that. No one should have that out there. Or child porn and all that shit.

That's awful. Pornhub has the most like comprehensive, vast, like, um, like vetting process. Yeah. Now,

especially now within like the last three years. So yeah, you can definitely make money, add revenue off of Pornhub, but it wasn't like a lot. And it takes time. All right, guys,

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And then was that like- Did you know who she was when you saw her? I did. I did. I was on Bumble and then I saw her and I was like, this is kind of on brand for me. Like, it was some wild shit, but I'm like, fuck it. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. If anybody else is going to do it, it's going to be me. We hung out. I took her out for tea or some shit. Yeah, well, I fucked up. I fucked up. I was ignoring him for a second.

He's very cool. He's very funny. He posts a lot. He posts on his IG and stuff, and I would comment and stuff. He likes to do things right now. I need three days to mentally process a plan. He would always message me like, what are you doing right now?

What are you doing tonight? I'm out today. You gotta have it. I'll see you in five hours. Yeah, yeah. So I was kind of ignoring him for a little while. And the last, I guess, the last chance that I had

was the time that we finally went on a date because he was about to leave my ass. So you guys go out for tea. Yeah. And then just hit it off. And then we made out in the car for four hours. Let's go. Did you make first move?

I think I asked. I usually wait a minute, especially it's like the Me Too movement and shit. Yeah. I just I wait. I need verbal confirmation. to movement and shit yeah i just i i wait i need verbal confirmation we hung out in the car for like i would say maybe 45 minutes too long before we started making out we were looking at each other like we were like you know like i'm just like what's that i'm just trying to think and then finally was like all right whatever yeah i just asked and it was it was well too been like

at least in my experience the majority of other people like he never even made a move on me over the internet like i did not even see his penis until after we like he i didn't see a dick pic you know i think that's kind of normal nowadays like you see a man's dick and then you go on a date you know it's like yeah i did not see anything he did not make a move on me that's kind of cool right it was really cool it was really cool it was the first time that's ever happened gentleman yeah yeah yeah it was the first time that's ever happened for me and also you're in porn so people are going to feel more comfortable with their like sexual nature around you oh and you probably want the opposite immediately yeah like hey get to know

me please chill out yeah yeah and obviously like if i'm if i'm heavily attracted to someone i i'm going to be into it but there is that kind of grace period where it's like, I need to see if you're going to respect me. Yeah. Okay, Jaden, can we add, do you play with the thang or what? This is all I've been waiting for. I'm so glad you're here. I'm definitely, you know, it's there. I'm going to appreciate

it while it's here. Let's go, my boy. Let's go, my boy. I've never bottomed or anything. while it's here. Let's go, my boy. Let's go, my boy. I was about to say, I've never bottomed or anything. And not that there's a judgment on that. You know it. You know it.

Yeah. But I'm just... That's just not your thing. That's just not my thing. And I feel like sometimes you're like, shit sounds cool as an idea. And then it's like,

oh, I have an opportunity to do this whenever I want. And then I see the like, if we want to fuck, she won't eat all day. I'm like, shit sounds cool as an idea. And then it's like, oh, I have an opportunity to do this whenever I want. And then I see the like, if we want to fuck, she won't eat all day. I'm like, yo, that shit's not that important to me. Yeah. Now you fighting all day and shit, nigga? I'm going to be angry and hungry and shit.

I can just go beat off. I'll just go, just go. Do you jerk off to her? Yeah, I do. Although I will say I did way more before we dated. It's just because it's not like if I jerk off to her, I have to watch another nigga fuck her. Or another woman, depending on the video. Period.

That is also true. Her Luna got it in. Or another woman, depending on the video. Period. Her Luna got it in. He didn't see that one. Okay, so it's just playing with it. And was that difficult at first? Or were you like, yo, I know all about this shit. Like, I've been working with this forever. Honestly, it's like, there's all these ideas and all this talk and shit where it's like oh i have to be in the in the right side of history i have to say the right thing so it's like

guys don't want to be like hey it might feel gay to suck a dick or it might feel gay to touch a dick like but that's some real shit but it's a lady i don't give a fuck it's a lady's dick though it's a lady's dick yeah yeah but it was still i was like obviously i'm open to this i'm going on a date with her being respectful not trying to be on some weird shit. But it was like, when we first got intimate, I'm like, am I going to feel weird about this? And if I feel weird about this, how do I keep that to myself? Because I don't need to make her feel bad for my own issue, right? Because it's like, if you fuck with a fat girl, you can't hit her with a fat joke and an argument because you knew

she was fat when you started dating her. That shit make no sense. Rob Markman I can't be mad at you. And I see it from there, you're getting HD and shit. So Yeah, and it just doesn't... I don't know. It just didn't... There's nothing about it that feels gay. And I'm done. Like, I'm bi. Not really, but like... I like niggas sometimes, but like, not really. Yeah, yeah.

If they're smaller, they're grown. He's not even thinking what it is. He's like, yeah, not really, though. What the fuck is this? Jay is a star. Yeah, he's a star. He said the bar is low. I don't want to fuck with a nigger who wicker to me. Cause it's like,

Oh, you a bitch. Right. Yeah. But I don't want to fuck with a nigger's stronger than me because he could beat me. This don't work out. You need like, what is it, Scorpion and Sub-Zero? You need the exact opposite. Okay, so at first you were like, I don't know if this is going to feel weird, but eventually you were like, all right, I'll give it a kiss or something.

Yeah, it didn't feel any type of way. Right. But a grand handlebar. I just brought that up. Like me being biased. Like I've done shit that is gay. Like I've not, like, you know, I talked to dudes or whatever and it's like, you know, when some shit feels gay, you know, it's gay. There's not a question about it. You like, I am being gay. Like I might not be gay but I fuck bitches I'm gay but I fuck bitches I fuck bitches

you know that and when we're intimate it doesn't feel like that it just feels like any other literally any other girl it's the same shit babe you need to chill Alex brought out his asthma like that's yo but that's the great thing about it like that's the greatest compliment not only is that the greatest compliment but it's That's the greatest compliment.

Not only is that the greatest compliment, but it's also the greatest proof. You know what I'm saying? Whoa. I don't know if people really digested what you just said. I did. How about you digest it for us? No, no. That's some real philosophical shit. That's some real philosophical shit. That was profound, no. I felt you, dog. That's some real philosophical shit.

No, it's some real philosophical shit. That was profound, man. Like, you've done gay stuff. You've hooked up with her. There is a penis involved. And you know what feeling gay is. You know what having sex with a man is. You know what doing sex with a man is.

And you're like, it doesn't feel like that. You can objectively state it. Yeah, it's some different shit. It's just straight up some different shit. And it's just in your own mindset. I feel like if you're... Because this is the weird thing is dudes will be attracted to trans women, but it'll be a fetish.

So they don't have any respect. And they sort of have this like self-hate. And this like homophobia, I guess, that is internalized. So it's like, there's all these different layers, but shit is so much simpler. I thought about it like this. It's like, am I going to be stressed about bringing home a trans girl? No, because I'm going to be stressed about bringing home a white girl. I'm going to be stressed off. You know what I mean?

Checked off two of the boxes there. Checked off two of the boxes. I still got a black family. I still got a reputation. I just realized niggas are going to press you about anything. They'll press you about anything. And so it doesn't fucking matter. You feel me?

It really doesn't matter. Yo, that's fire, dude. They'll press you about anything and so it doesn't fucking matter you feel me it really doesn't matter oh my god bro oh guys i mean that was just absolutely phenomenal yeah this is so great it's yeah this is just so amazing is there anything else that you guys would like to ask daisy or jayden before they leave oh maybe yes yeah so i think so many like cis people have a fear oh i'm gonna misgender someone i'm gonna misgender a trans person they're gonna hate me they're gonna freak out at me like i'm gonna look like a bad guy if i do that if i dead name someone has that ever happened to you and say explain dead name for people who don't know can you explain that oh yeah um i mean dead name just saying someone's old name right yeah um that obviously has happened to me um it's not and that's the

thing is like it's not always offense like it's not always i grew up around a bunch of hick-ass people a bunch of country-ass people so there are a lot of people who are genuinely curious like and can be it could be offensive because it hurts your feelings but come from a genuine place of curiosity not being an asshole yeah and that's been really easy for me to separate because you can tell when someone has a kind of tone and i've been around a lot of people who are not very educated not you know but are still curious so it i mean it happens it definitely sucks because there are people who do use that there are people who i've met too in the opposite that like meet me and don't know that i'm trans and then after they find out that i'm

trans they're suddenly having issues with pronouns so that kind of sucks but wait wait what do you mean what do you mean what do you mean by that i mean like they meet me they they meet me they're like oh hi you know woman but then oh then you but then i but then they find out that i'm trans and then they are slipping up they're all sudden oh he oh sorry yeah fuck that and it doesn't happen nearly as much like it doesn't happen nearly as much as as um it might seem but but it does happen and but i think majority people are just that's a little passive aggression maybe yeah i think i think there's definitely some passive aggress like there there are people who are assholes you know like i've had you'd think that guys are most violent i've had more uncomfortable experiences

with girls than i have guys insecurity yeah you think it's yeah yeah yeah because i mean it's like oh my god you're not even a girl and you're prettier than me oh i'm more of a girl than you're ever gonna be your boyfriend is jacking off to me oh yeah yeah you you yeah interesting do you ever feel pressure to be like an activist yes where you're like yo i just i'm a trans person i'm a trans woman i do porn i don't want to have to be protesting or whatever like is that a pressure you embrace uh i mean i feel like at a certain point it's not my job at a certain point. Like in, not like in a, not in a way where it's like, it's not my job, but it's just like, I am tired of it.

I just don't want to be a, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a teacher. I'm not a teacher. I didn't get a PhD. So I am not going around trying to teach people lessons. You know what I'm saying?

So when I was like saying all like the training point, I was talking shit. Cause I'm trying to be funny, but like that, and you didn't, you're like, Oh, you clearly,

but all this thing is joking. He's also clearly a fan. I mean mean you guys are comedians yeah so and to the way that that clip i had like was posted on ig and it got taken down and i reposted on my twitter and there are a bunch of people who i follow who i love but we're like oh my god this is so musty ew gross this is so disgusting. I thought it was hilarious. I don't like the word tranny. Like, obviously, like, when we're seriously talking about it, like, I don't like it.

But it was obviously a joke. And it was very, same thing, the Dave Chappelle, like. Yeah, there are a lot of people. I feel like we, where we are right now, you see something on Twitter, you'll see a headline, and you read the comments comments below and that's about the amount of information that you get like people are not researching people are not doing stuff the people who i saw talking shit about the dave chappelle special clearly did not watch it because because i went and i watched it my roommate is a trans girl we sat and watched together where there are a couple jokes that were definitely a little like

yeah but the majority of it was fucking hilarious. And at the end of it too, he says multiple times, like I am not here to shit on trans people. Like, so y'all don't need to be attacking me. And that's just real. Like,

I think we are very sensitive and I mean, not all the time. I don't want to seem like I'm blanketing everyone, but yeah, I think it's, and I think that that also comes from where I grew up like i can see where people have good intentions yeah so regardless of if dave chapelle people were going off of like oh he's not telling the truth he's lying it does not matter he's a comedian you're gonna and it's it's a fucking stand-up special like

yeah and i again i think it's so ridiculous to take things out of context and then to, because even too, like I could see how that, the one clip from the IG video, if you just watched that clip and you did not watch the other 40 minutes that he was talking about my penis, then you wouldn't, you know, like you wouldn't get all of the love and admiration. She's fucking tugging your mouth, though.

She's like. She's talking about what I said remember your heroes we don't have to but no I think that's an interesting I think that's an interesting response and also like like people talk about a lot about like like a privilege or whatever like

a white privilege and I think like I think white privilege is one facet of it is being able to have like your own unique thoughts. Because I don't have to represent the group. Right. So you have to represent the group if you know not. The group is going to be upset at you.

Yeah. But the group also is under attack. So it's like, yo, guys, even if we don't all agree exactly, let's kind of band together. Do this. Black people have to do this. I'm sure you guys have that fucking pressure. Even you saying the stuff you said today, you're like, man, I dealt with so much fucking scrutiny.

Well, I know that there are people who are just not going to fuck with me after this shit comes out. Like, just straight up. You feel me? And I make music. I'm a rapper and shit. I know that there are niggas who aren't going to work with me, who are going to call me all types of names.

And it just is what the fuck it is. You feel me? Because you're deciding to be your unique self yeah and and that's what just like you said it's like there is no there's no monolith there's no group and that's what that's what freed me like when i was younger i felt like oh all black people like my skin folk or my kinfolk and i love black people right but it's like just because he's black he doesn't have the best um intentions for me it's like it's about character about how people are treating you and it's like i'm just me i'm just here being me i'm doing me if you don't want to date a trans person you don't have to just shut the fuck up yeah you

like yeah like it's really the shit is simple it's like we just need to mind our own fucking business yeah and you're and i and i get i get i get both sides like i get the the trans community when they're like yo we need a band together because we got to fight this fight but I also get the individual trans person who's like I kind of think this is funny even though it's about me and so I understand I I I have empathy for the internal struggle and I have empathy for the person who goes man I don't necessarily want to be an activist even though I know it's important I got to support these people I also just want to be Daisy yeah or I also just want to be Jaden or I also just want to be Derek activist even though i know it's important i got to support these people i also just want to be daisy yeah or i also just want to be jayden or i also just want to be derrick or whatever and that's a fucking that is a difficult that's a difficult thing yeah i mean i think we're

all the butt of the joke at some point well yeah like literally like we that's that's the whole point of comedy um you can't laugh at someone else if you're not willing to laugh at yourself no that's that's real so i just yeah i i hate i hate i just everyone's fighting i don't want to fight everyone's fighting every group was fighting with each other i don't want to fight like yeah we can just have fun and again yeah it's things are funny and everything's not that serious uh yeah i feel like i just see a lot of shit where understandably especially with trans women like we want to be safe and stuff. Girl, you are not going to die every single time that you, you know, like you are not fighting for your safety every time.

Maybe, you know, maybe that's wrong of me to say. Maybe, maybe some people are. If you live in Gotham. But I feel you're not. Yeah, but it's, yeah, no, I feel like we should just be having more fun i think well i don't know that's my hope always with with with this podcast is that like you know we have tons of different people come in here we all have fun and the commonality is we like busting balls and making jokes yeah and uh that's that's yeah that's kind of our goal i don't like to state our goals like

that because i don't want to be too uh preachy about it but, that's kind of our goal. I don't like to state our goals like that because I don't want to be too preachy about it. But if that can kind of come across and we can create an environment where people are having fun, I think that we can do a lot more good than harm. But Al, you had a question. Now, first off, thank you.

I learned a lot. I was afraid of saying the wrong thing. So I was like worried, but you like, I learned so much and I feel a lot more comfortable, like just knowing more about your life coming up, pretty much. And you're hot, respectively. Thank you.

That's me too, respectively. I just thought you were saying that. I'm on board, bro. I'm on board. I'm on board. I'm on board. You transitioned pretty early, so this might not be the case, but can I hear your pre-transition voice?

I mean, I feel like I'm talking with it. Like, I can make my voice. I can make my voice deeper. Yeah. But I also. That was hot, too. Did you like that? That's funny.

Well, I actually had, I had like my Adam's apple removed. Not removed, but I had it shaved down. I literally just saw the scar as you were talking. He's shocked. He just found out.

He just found out. I don't think he's shocked. He's turned on again. I know. I think he's the only person that can get a scar. I think he wants a bigger Adam's apple.

I think he wants an implant there. I want an apple, Doug. No, literally. My voice has pretty much been the same. And hormones don't really change your voice all that much. Yeah, and for me, it's actually been difficult trying to get my voice back because I got my Adam's apple situation done. And they told me also too because, I mean,'t do it but i sing but i don't i will

not do it anywhere but i sing so i was very nervous about getting it done my doctor told me that my voice would be back in two to three weeks it's been two years now oh and it's like i yeah yeah you know like fault like i can't like like there's no falsetto it doesn't connect so my voice actually got deeper after i had the surgery and there were a bunch of people who were like wow wow man like that's the number one comment that i get is on my voice really yeah did you talk to the doctor about it and be like yo what's good you like no i don't um i don't want to go through another surgery because that's the thing is I have to go through another surgery.

Or, I mean, I've been taking voice lessons again, so I'm trying to like vocally train to get my shit back. But yeah, I just don't want to go through another surgery. I don't want to go through another surgery to then fuck it up again. Again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Any other questions, guys? Your eyes are beautiful. Thank you eyes are beautiful that's not a question anything else you'd like to say before we oh yeah please tell them where they can see you like oh yeah obviously y'all can find me on only fans yeah what's the only fans um onlyfans.com slash here on neptune um twitter here on neptune what is here on neptune well that was the first um that was the first like account that my ex and i did back um when we did the first porno video uh um before you showed your face yes Yes. Yeah. So it was like, it literally was, and it doesn't mean anything. It's like an amalgamation

of literally like band titles and words that we'd like put together. We're like, oh, that sounds cool. So it really is nothing. But since then,

people are like, oh, am I gonna, should I go to Mars? I'm like, I don't fucking know. The fuck does that mean? Niggas are so lame.

Uranus is right there. Come on, guys. You don't want to make a joke about X93? No. Yo, check out Daisy. Support Daisy. Daisy, we love you. We rock with you here.

Jaden, thank you so much for coming on as well, man. Thank you, guys. Thank you guys for having us, for real. Of course, and if y'all need anything, man, you let us know. This was awesome. Now, before we go, I think that it's only right that with Jaden's blessing

that we marry Derek and Daisy. What do you guys think? Have to. With your blessing, Jaden. Jaden? I think that's a great idea. The realest one in the room.

The realest one. Because he just wants you to be happy. I want you to live your dream, bro. I'm trying to be like you, baby! That's the number one black man compliment. I'm trying to be like you. Yeah, that's it. What is that?

Oh my gosh. Daisy, Daisy, how would you feel if I married you guys right now? I don't think I have an option at this point. You always have an option. No, no, no. You don't got no fucking option.

Arrange it. Okay, well we're going to Indian Mary you right now. Period. Okay. Mark, are we ready? Do Indian Mary you right now. Period. Okay. Oh, never mind. Yeah. Mark, are we ready? Do you have the vows ready? Yeah.

Derek, do you take Daisy to be your lawfully wedded wife? Do you promise to love and cherish her in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer, for better, for worse, and forsaking all others, keep yourself only unto her for so long as you both shall live. I fucking do. Now you gotta ask Daisy. Daisy. Daisy, do you... Do you take Derek? Dude, who was all that shit too?

You ever seen a kid being a a mouse for the first time? I don't know what it's like. Derek. But it's cool. Both of us have clammy ass hands right now. Derek's just wet. I literally just got colon on his hands. Daisy, do you believe all that stuff as well for Derek?

Yeah. Okay. For Richard. For Richard. For Richard. Okay. For Richard. For Richard. Okay. So without further ado, I pronounce you both husband and

wife. And T-wife, yeah. And T-wife. I'm T-husband too, bro. Fuck it. You may now kiss the bride. Oh, he's been waiting oh Daisy I can't

what I'm sorry what do you mean guys Daisy my heart belongs to another but my dick will always be yours I love that guys this has been an episode of Flavoring 2 we'll see you soon, peace