Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Trump as Jesus is WILD, Melania Revives Epstein, + Bieber Saves Coachella

Episode Date: April 15, 2026

YERRR – the boys go Trump vs the Pope and it gets insane fast: – Melania rand Epstein ALLEGEDLY – Iranian Twitter, nukes & Lego propaganda – Bieber at Coachella & California political scandals All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Trump v Pope + Church had “some issues” 7:26 Orthodox gang, we need you + Trump fires back 9:32 American Pope, “Dr” Trump + Fugazi Doordasher 17:02 White Deliverymen + Who’s he healing? 21:51 Baal in the pic + Names a name 23:33 Time Person of the Year 25:44 Was Melania trafficked? ICE strategy + Deaf Blood 36:29 No air screaming + Turtles screwing 39:40 Remember them Alien girls? 42:32 Amanda inner circle + Ho3 to Housewife Pipeline 43:36 Pope as Prezzy? Christ is KING 47:12 Iranian Twitter + Nukes + Albinos + Short Witch Drs 1:01:15 Iranian Lego slopaganda 1:04:34 Peptides, back mouth 1:10:23 Justin Bieber at Coachella + Effort x Nostalgia 1:22:17 SNL does Brilliant Idiots? 1:25:51 Akaash doing Radio City this Saturday 1:26:31 Eric Swalwell scandal + Chinese spy 1:34:27 Mark was SINNING + Step down x Fang Fang This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Boy, Shultz here, Alex Media, Marky, gags. Miles, on the ones into... Joey over there trying to figure out the computer. Nice. One day, Joey. Yeah, one day you got that shit, man.

Guys, big tings happening in the world. Big tings happen in the world, man. Mm-hmm. Trump and the Catholic Church going after... Yeah, bro. This is kind of wild. They're going at it. I feel as a Catholic, bro.

That's... This is where you got a ride for your boy. And who's, I mean, yeah, which? Yeah, who's your word? I'm just trying to say. Leonardo, man. Pope Leonardo. Yeah.

So Leonardo's coming at Trump for. Quick question, quick question. Is the Pope, the leader of all of y'all? Like, is he both of your daddies or just his daddy? Mostly my daddy. He's really all of our dad. Like, did you choose up with Iran? Are you already on their side?

Not, like, religious people. I'm just, I'm agnostic. No. But were you baptized? Yeah. Okay. Right. So whether you're not by choice. It don't matter if it's by choice. You ain't got it to me.

Whoa. You are married. Godson, no, you can't say that. No, with all due respect, it was consensual. Of course, of course. There was the birth. Yeah, I was 13 and then church, that's consensual, right? No.

You got baptized at 13? No, that was the other one. That's communion? You are way more Catholic than maybe even. Now, Mark is super. Catholic, but you're more Catholic than me. I have Puerto Rico. I had to go.

I had to go through all the thing. Me, Puerto Riga. You can't do that. I had to. I had to. You have to make your mom happy. Don't do I had to. She still thinks I'm going to hell right now.

You are. I didn't do the final one. What's the one after confirmation? I didn't do that one. You got to get, you got to hit the confirmation. Yeah. See, I'm not full. What are you waiting for, bro?

What are you waiting for? I'm a fake. You're orthodox. You're not even dead. I'm orthodox. I switched up and orthodox. He left orthodox. He left orthodox.

Yeah. Oh, you're down with Gay-Gay? No, I'm Harlem, bro. I'm Harlem. Shout out to Renaissance Church, man. Love y'all. Corvinus gave an amazing fucking sermon.

I even felt guilty saying fucking before that one. But he didn't even amazing. Try it again. But yeah, shout out to shout to Corvus and Renaissance Church. Does he pull up into Dior and the Bentley and shit?

No, no. It's in a public school. This is... Well, after Shultz goes a couple times all of a sudden. Yeah, I mean? Yeah, I'm not going to have any seats. If we keep talking to

amazing these church services. Doesn't you look at you funny if you don't tip enough? Bro, I'll be honest with you. Tip, same shit. I'm in there. You're a real disrespect. Yeah, right?

I hope there's hell. No, no. I can't do that. Wow. I cannot. That's what the sermon was about. It was don't wish bad on people. Exactly.

You want your trump shit right now. I'm trying to hope you find God. You got to do more club. You're going to be like, I hope you learn a good lesson. I hope you do learn a good lesson. I hope you get close to God. I hope God test you. I hope you marry your girl so the both of you stop sinning.

You could just marry her and then both of you won't be sinning. You're living in sin. You're living in sin. I don't practice y'all's shit. So I'm not sitting there. What is y'all shit? Y'all shit. Are you a good person?

Yes. Then you're part of us. Wow. You think you and bees were good before this? So you say Muslims aren't good people? They came after. Get the order right. All right.

So if they was late, I'm probably Muslim. Good point. But Muslims also love Jesus. So there you go. That's what I'm saying. They love Jesus. They love Jesus. Gotta love him.

Oh, okay. They love them. Now, if you convert to them, they'll kill you. But they love them. It is awesome, kind of like, how much do you love them? It's almost like loving like your stepfather or some shit. Yeah, yeah. You know, it's like, no, no, no.

You can't worship. Don't worship them. Respect them. Yeah. Some respect. Exactly. So, yeah, yeah, team Leo. Yeah, talk some shit about Islam now.

You know. Keep that same out of Islam. Yeah. Let's see how agnostic you are. Yeah. Yeah. Talk some shit. Now that Mom Donnie's running shit.

Yeah. If I'm gonna catch you all the subway. What did you say? Allah, buck. I'm giving it up to my people. I'm trying to get free groceries for a day. It's selling a Muslim chicken, dude. Team Zoh, right.

I'm gonna be praying five times in the chain in front of the fucking cereal section and the free groceries. Okay, back to the Trump thing. So basically... Why is he beefing with the Pope? The Pope was... I mean, it kind of goes back even farther than Pope Leo,

but before Pope Leo. Well, because Trump and Francis were going out a little bit. They were. They were, like, kind of chirping each other, but Francis was... Is the Catholic Church, like, is there a little of them like, yo, you're not going to be the most prolific pedophile protector? It's us. Not taking that from us. No.

Is there a little bit of like... Wow. That's correct. No. Is there a little bit of... We move on from that? No, no. We don't do that.

You don't do that. Who won? Like, who's the better protector of pedophile? Okay. No. Like, who's better? Look, the church had some issues. Okay.

But... What does that mean, exactly? What does that mean? You sound a real Epstein father. At least the church moved them around. Try to just like, yo, stay wherever you have, bro. You're good. You know, come upon, be a part of my administration.

Keep running the world. Introduce me to my new wife. Allegedly. Church got us some shenanigans, okay? But this is not about the institution. Okay, this is about Leo and Trump, all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so basically Leo was going against Trump being like, you know, this whole wars, you guys are, you're getting crazy with this war and wrong.

Fire. We like this. And he's got out Leo. He was also like, you're going a little crazy with immigration. We love this. Who are the best Catholics? Mexicans are up there. Africans are good.

Which, shout out to them. Put some respect on African Catholics, bro. A lot of people don't know. Biggest growing group of Catholics right now. Step it up. Nigeria, right? They go home. Stop acting like you know fucking.

Step it up. I know. I'm tired. I'm team Leo. PL Throw it up One time, son Come on

Son It's Pope Leo In a building What? The hell is backwards But I'm like No No, that's got

Throw it One time That's crazy Both Leo's like I'm young man Okay no No No no

No no I'm not putting That's the I'm not putting on Leo I'm not put on Leo I'm not put on Leo I'm not put on Leo I'm not put on Leo

He's a man of God Never once happened at Renaissance Church up in Harlem I'm just saying never once. No, no accusation. Why didn't even put that out for, bro? You can you come to a service? Can you come to a service?

I'm just saying. So Leo's going to Trump basically being like, he says some crazy shit. I don't even know exactly what it was, but he gave a speech, maybe a sermon, I don't know, but he says, God does not hear the prayers of those that wage war. I have, I take exception to that. I think he hears him. He comes up.

I think it comes up on the ticker. I don't know if. he's clicking the link. But like to say he doesn't even hear them is a little bit peculiar, right? Doesn't God hear the prayers of everyone? Yeah. Yeah, he hears. And then also you look at the Bible and you're like, oh, there's some wars he heard about.

I'll hear you. I'll hear you out. I'll hear you out. That was Old Testament. That was Old Testament. Oh, shit. It's old. It's old.

It's old. Yeah. It's old. Why are you bringing a bullshit? Anyway, we're talking about two testament. All of it old? Isn't it a whole belief system of old? It is.

It's ancient. It's actually the oldest church, holy Catholic apostolic church. Don't, don't. That was fired. He just doing it. No, no, no. An Orthodox gang, can you come from my boy? Because he's trying to replace y'all.

I hate how they try to erase you from history. You just said you switched up. That's on Orthodox. Churches ain't close to me. Watch this. When did you celebrate Easter? I'd celebrate the Orthodox. No, you did it.

I did. I did. I did. I died. He was out east. I saw the buddy rabbits. Two weeks ago. I was out east with the bunny rabbits.

Two weeks ago. You're a little for a Catholic Easter. Your fugazy shit. But Easter this past weekend, I didn't see you anywhere. Where was I this past weekend? You read that Renaissance first. Was I at church this past weekend? What is the Renaissance known for?

Ha! Don't bite me. Okay? Gee. Okay? Okay. I think that's H.R. Yeah.

I think that was A.R. I wasn't at church on Real Easter. Say, I was the church on Real Easter? Okay, look, was I not at church on Real Easter? Technically, you did go. Thank you. But I think you have. You hang out with your bunny rabbits.

You hang out with your bunny rabbits on your Easter. I'll go to Real Easter. Okay, back to the point. Yes. Trump basically puts out of the thing. He says, Leo's weak on crime. He's terrible for foreign policy. He talks about fear of Trump, but he wasn't afraid when, you know, the Catholic

Church had all these people arrested during COVID. I like his brother Louis much better. That's so corny He goes Louis's fire Louis Maga he gets it Leo doesn't He thinks it's okay for Iran To have a nuclear weapon

I don't want a pope that thinks You know all this stuff He basically goes on to say like I hate Leo And he thinks that Leo's a lib The balls And then How do the Catholics feel about it?

I mean Christians in general Specifically with the Leo stuff Catholics are obviously like yo This is crazy out of line You can't be going on the Pope like this Because they like Leo Do they appreciate Leo? Do they think he's...

Sometimes there's some... You know, like, who was it that they thought was it? Who was the last one the guy from Argentina? Francis. Francis, that's right. They didn't think Francis was maybe conservative enough for the church. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Leo, I think the fact he's American,

they're from Shottown, Shottown. Is he even coming out to vote? I saw somewhere that they said that the people fucked up the vote to put an American in there that was a liberal. You know, just start from the beginning. Yeah. I'm trying to find it.

I'm trying to read the tweet at the same time. Darfur and begin to take a deep breath and they get your snap ready. Yo, I'm team. Relax. Relax. Leo. Okay, so what happened? No, I'll find it. Trump said basically in this that Leo only became Pope because they wanted an American to go against Trump.

That's what I just said. See? That's what I just said. You see? I don't know. I'll hear speaking for a black man, but it's all good. You know, goodbye to the Catholic. Catholic Church, the Catholic Church is the world.

Thank you. They're not worried about just America. Catholic Church is the world. Right. True. You think that you're going to elect an American pope? I mean, they did. But they didn't do it too thwart Trump.

They're not even thinking about Trump when they're in that little room with the smoke coming out. Yeah, with the haze. With the haze. Yeah. Is it called again? I actually don't know the, I mean, the Vatican, but I don't know the exact room that they're Oh, 1.4 bill. I mean, look at that.

Numbers going on. 1.4 billion people. Come on, dude. So, yeah, they put him in the chart. 17.8% of the global population, that's the global population, including China line about theirs. The highest growth rates recorded in Africa. Let's go. Yeah, shout out African Catholics, man.

The realist. Come on, man. Yeah. So then Trump goes, you know what? I've had enough of this. I'm post. I'm dropping the pick. And he posts this picture of him.

As a doctor, bro. As a doctor. He's a doctor. Why would anybody think he's not a doctor? Doesn't your doctor look like that? Yeah. When you go get your knee check, doesn't your doctor come in with a fucking plate full of Babel canoos?

It's stuck running your fucking Achilles? Isn't that what your doctor looks like? I expect my doctor be dressed like this based off his ethnicity most of the time. Oftentimes they are ears or something. But, I mean, it's hilarious that Trump's like, I'm not, Jesus. I'm obviously a doctor and the red corn. I love the Red Cross. That's his defense of this.

What's the Iron Man shit in his hand? Oh, that's the light. Oh, yeah. Does the doctor bring that to you? Yeah, of course. Nah, that's the shit to, you know, make sure your pupils is, you know. Unbelievable. Yeah.

Yeah. He's checking the pupils. But he took it down. He didn't. He didn't take down the Obama. Yeah, I know. The Obama monkey thing. Yep.

He didn't? No. Wow. Wow. I know. Now, this is what he says in. So they go. So why did you pose a picture of you as Jesus and this way says? I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do with Red Cross as a red cross worker there, which we support.

And only the fake news could come up with that one. So I had I just heard about it. And I said, how do they come up with that? It's supposed to be me as a doctor. Oh, making people better. And I do make people better and make people a lot better. As an example, the old 11,000. I understand your husband's going through treatment. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. He's going to do some very serious cancer treatment. So this goes along with me. He sounds like me trying to get my point out before. Now, keep in mind, the woman that he's talking to right there is a DoorDash delivery woman. She's a grandma that got to work DoorDash delivering Burger King. McDonald's at the White House. Oh, my dad.

Which also there's a little Fugazi with that. Tell me. Well, people pointed out that woman. Yeah. Sharon Simmons, I believe, was her name. Uh-oh. She, I don't know if she is or isn't working for DoorDash, but she is a Trump supporter from Nevada. Okay. And she was over there and, like, spoke at one of his things and, like, talked.

I don't know exactly what the context was, but she was in connection with Trump in some capacity as, like, a supporter. And then goes to D.C. to deliver him McDonald's. So people are like, oh, well, this is obviously. Oh. You obviously, like, brought her over for this PR thing. But why would you bring a grandma that needs to work DoorDash? Because they're talking about taxation on tip. tips. Yeah, but like, pause it for a second. Isn't

people don't we want to live in a country where grandmas don't have to work DoorDash, where grandmas get to be retired. Yeah, regardless of the tax cut. Like, like what kind of delusional reality are we living in where he's parading around the grandma that's working DoorDash so she can afford to pay her husband's cancer bills? And he's like, see, we're not doing tips. Like, there's a whole other issue at hand here.

that we need to be focused on. No? Yeah. That's funny. Like when you see like the grandpa, whatever, who's the greeter at Walmart. Like, and I understand. No, that's actually a good job for the old people. That one I'm actually down with.

Getting out the house and not just sitting around watching TV all day, waving and connecting with people. That adds years to his life. Yes. Also. You're joking, but I think it does love people. I'm being deadly serious. You need to keep them in a house all day?

No. I agree with you. Let people steal from Walmart. That's what their job should be. You ever go to like the car rest stops and then like the food court? They have like re-reys handing out popcorn And you know what? You know what Al?

That shit. Al, we were just doing something that was good and positive. Yeah. We were doing something good and positive. And then you- I feel good about that. It's like, yo, they're getting out the house. They're doing something.

Yeah. That is nice. But they take, are they taking a couple bites out of your popcorn now? Are they getting in there? Come on, bro. Al? That is you.

I was feeling good about it. You need to get confirmed, bro. You need to get confirmed. And give your life to guys. gave confirmed it's hearted that's what you need to confirm you just spell confirmation you just spell confirmation I'm gonna be given up

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Dot CA. Yeah, this woman just walks up and is delivering McDonald's, which is the other issue with immigration is that I've never seen a DoorDash person look like this. Yeah. This is what happens, dude. When you round up too many migrants, all of a sudden you got white grandma is doing DoorDaz. Yeah, I mean, but that's what they want Because they say the migrants is taking all the jobs

Exactly, get to work, Nanny Get in there I mean And he pulls up Oh, thanks so much Is he sponsored by McDonald's anything? Has to be Yeah, right?

Has to be, right? Yeah. Also, you don't need to label the Oval Office Yeah, the sign outside's crazy Did you see the sign outside? It's not a bathroom Like, we know what the fuck room It is.

It says it like right. It's in gold cursive The Oval Office. No, it's annoying. You know Trump. Everything's big, it's gold, everything. There's one room that's an oval. Also, you know how DoorDash

goes? It's annoying when they're at the wrong door. You got to call him, be like, no, come. We got to believe they let his grandma onto the fucking premises of the White House and she's just going door to door. Yeah. You got to tell them exactly which door you got to label it. I actually think that's smart. That's a good move. I mean, wild. I wonder if he likes McDonald's because his name's

kind of in it. You know what I mean? Without him even realizing it? She's like, there's just something about it. Once he starts liking bird, can we be concerned. We just be like, oh, I don't know. That's good. That's good.

Apparently, he loves Wendy's now. Don't do it. Don't do it. You're not going to catch me. You're not going to catch me. But people who pointed out this. You're not going to catch me, my boy. You're talking about what a bird?

It ain't going to happen. White Castle? Wow. All time great clip. Oh, Miles, you're the best. People who pointed out this picture, they go, who's he healing? Like, as a doctor,

what person is he? fixing here. Zoom in. I saw John Stewart. Yeah. That shit looked very much like him. John Stewart does like a 30 second time. Yeah, it could be John Stewart.

Some people were like, is he healing Epstein? Maybe a little bit. Oh, you know who that guy looks like back there with the white beard? The guy who cooks food for everybody. He's a restaurateur, chef, and then he has like a feed the world or something on this project. Jose something or other. Oh, God. Start over.

take a book. No, Jose. What's his name? Andres. Oh. Oh, wow. Isn't I am? No, you dialed. Yeah, that was good.

I might be right. Yeah, he put a Jose on there? Yo, but Jose is, he's a, this is, I mean, obviously, probably has controversy, and I'm going to compliment this guy. Sometimes things can be good. Sometimes things can be good. But not. This guy is like that dude.

He's just walking around to war-term places and developing these, like, food kitchen so he could feed all these hungry people. It's, like, really amazing. That's awesome. Yeah. That's awesome. No, there's nothing wrong with this guy. He's a good guy.

Okay, who's the girl right there? I don't know. Who's that little girl? Oh, who's that little nurse at the bottom? Hey, Trump might be a doctor. You got Malania down there with the stethoscope and the tilted hat. She's already on her knees. Yo, ow.

Ow. How. Come on, bro. Ow. God, it's an AI picture. Ow. It's actually funny, like, no matter what. Alson.

It's just like, oh, come on. Alex. It's not inappropriate. And then the craziest part, if you scroll up. Henry Cavill out there in the infantry outfit. Nice jawline. Beautiful jaw line. How you get a jaw?

Oh, you got to mucle-clac-c-c-a-c-c-do. Do you have to? You got to smash bone. What is me? What? You got to smash bone. What? You got to smash him bone.

You ain't smashing bone, bro? You just launched a booger out. It's a bugger all over my face, right? Is it a bugger all of my face? Some get a little bit. We got close. Don't even find me a napkin because this is going right on my palm. No.

Come on. I use the left hand in case we need to dab up throughout the fuck. That was more than I thought it was. That was one than I thought it was. Probably still in that mustache. Let's keep going. What is even? Is that ball?

Is that ball? So the thing is, so this picture was originally posted. Ball? Ball. Yeah. Balls in your mouth. No. So this was.

This was posted. Gotty! I think that was a ruse that you started 3,000 years ago. Like, one way we were to get the entire world. This link was promised to it. So this picture was originally posted in February by this guy, I forgot what his name is,

but he's like close to Trump. And so he posts the picture. And if you look at the picture on the left, that's the OG that he posted. And it looks like there's kind of like angels, like, you know, kind of regular soldier. Yeah, it looks like fallen soldiers. No, it's cavalry angels, bro.

It's angels ready for war. We're in the whole armor of God. If they're angels, they're dead. Nah, hold on, hold on, hold on. Angels aren't dead? No, they exist in the spirit world. You agnostic, motherfucker. Just sit there and pay attention

as the Catholic explained shit to you. Fuck out of here. So they edited the image to put ball up in there? So for some reason it hasn't been disclosed, they switch it up where they put like an angel with horns Oh And people are like

Is that the anti-cries? Like what are you doing? Yeah Why are you doing? So it's a little It looks like Megatron a little It looks like a transformer Yeah

But I don't get why And there hasn't been really An explanation For what's going on with that So what's up What's going on over there, bro? What the fuck is going on over there? But he deleted it

He walked that shit back Pussy Yeah that is soft This pissed off all the Christians This pissed off all the Christians Pissed off the Muslim obviously that Issa bin Miriam, you know, peace be upon him. And he's a

Metanian Jewish guy. What'd you do there? That's the name of the prophet Jesus Christ in Islam. Is what? Issa bin Mariam. Issa bin Mariam? Yes, that's his name. Well, why wouldn't they just call him Jesus? Because they call him Sulema and Musa. They switch it up. You know what I mean?

That's disrespectful. They switch up for Arabic. That's disrespectful. They swing it to the Arabic. We don't swing it to nothing. A name is a name. A name is a name. It's Jesus. God, Jehovah. It's Jesus.

Well, it might not even be Jesus. It might be Yeshua. Nope. Nope. We're not doing that translation. We're not doing that. We're not translating. Fine, I'm going to call Gigi Ping

whatever I want. You do already? Mark, don't tell people. Mark, don't tell people. We're not told them. So, oh, wait, what is this? Time Person of the Year for 2026? Now, the time person

or isn't necessarily a good thing. Not always, because there's been... Hitler one time person a year. Yeah, Hiddy. Really? Yeah, Hitty got the cover piece. So it's just like who gets the most attention in a year? Yeah.

I think it's like the most like significant or influential person that year. Bad or good. Yeah. But yeah, they threw Hiddy up there. Centerfold. And who was number two? Zoh. Yeah, Big Z.

Big Z. And he's going up. So, pal. Over the Pope. Pope. Pope Leo really only got it from beef if you think about it. Like, if you're not mentioning Trump's name, nobody's really talking about Pope Leo. If we're being honest, outside of that, what is he doing?

I mean, he's leading the world to Christ. Yes, of course. But I like him leaning in a little bit more. Put a little pressure on Trump's ass. You want to get these worse. Stop, put some pressure. You got 1.4 billion people on your back. Yeah.

And he is. Oh, wow. I'm on the list, too. What? That's cute. Come on, let me get one. That was cute. Bad bunny

It goes Trump, Zorumumdani, Pope Leo, bad bunny And somehow he is up 12% Who's that Reed Wiseman? Who's that? I've never even heard that name Anyway

But yeah, that's basically Trump battling all the Christians He's an astronaut Oh shout to him Oh yeah Wow, he's gonna be up there Not the... Where's the black guy?

Yup, talk it Come on. Loki should be Epstein, bro Fucking Jackie Robinson Well, Epstein's dead Can you win it if you're dead? posthumously? Yes, can you win it posthumously?

I don't know. Probably not. Wait, Hitler won it when he was still alive? Yeah. 1938. Tom was out at that time. I didn't know Tom was at all. That's also funny that you're like, like, after he's died, Tom's like, now we got to give it up.

Yeah. We only love rappers when they die, bro. Thanks. Isn't that crazy? Oh, no. Yeah. Al just found out about time. That's hilarious. All right, man. So, yeah, that's that.

All right, so was Melania trafficked or what? Like, can we just... That's, okay, this is wild. This is all alleged. What's the conspiracy? What's the alleged? Don't sue us. Can we just say there's an ongoing lawsuit about this exact topic right now? Yeah. And I don't feel like being in a lawsuit.

Can you just tell me what the toll was for Melania's straight of Ormoos? Can you just tell me what the fee was back of the day, allegedly? Just as a legend, this is with all due respect. Is it? This is with all due respect. I don't want to get arrested, dude. I'm just going to say this. There might be somebody that has been on this podcast for a long time.

There's not white nor Indian that has been saying this exact thing. Yo, why you try to get me killed? Yo, I love my life. I'm not suicidal, but I heard some things about Melania. Wait, man. Are you trying to tell me that you heard a rumor that. incredibly attractive Eastern European

might have been an escort back in the day? Whoa, whoa. I'm going to just say she had another job. I don't know what that job was. You said that. She might have been DoorDash. You said that.

I don't know. Whoa, that's crazy. That's Andrew Sheltz. I mean, like, if we're just going to be honest about that part of the world, um, chances are. A lot of Orthodox over there.

A lot of Orthodox. That's where the Orthodox. church is really thriving right now. If we're being honest. And what else about them? You were that? Unfortunately, circumstances have led to a lot of them seeking sex work.

Yeah. Like, allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly, I heard a rumor that she was selling pussy back in the day. Whoa. Ow. That would obviously be absurd. Yeah, that would be crazy absurd. Yeah. But like allegedly. But when Julia Roberts does it in that movie, it's like romantic and fun. It's an honor

to say. Yeah. I'm a standard. It is a double standard. It's a beautiful woman. It's a beautiful woman. Pretty. Shining personality. So she comes out apparently without Trump knowing. That's the wild thing.

She does a press conference and apparently Trump's doing like an interview with like MS now or something. They're like, yeah, so Maloney had said some stuff about that scene. He's like, huh? Get out of. That's what I heard. I didn't conferred that. Get out of here. Which is hilarious.

They starting to look like each other, man. Don't. They start to look like each other. I don't know if that's a knock on her. Bigg up, is you trying to say, Trump is cute, nigga? Nah. I like how you had to throw the end with it.

Yeah, because it was too much. It's too much. You need to have a little mask. So she comes out of nowhere and basically just, I mean, we can watch a little bit of it if you want to just. You don't think they look a little like? Nah. Come on.

She's holding up. No, she's absolutely beautiful. But if you put Trump in a wind tunnel, and you just had like his skin stretch at the light. The TEP LIFO? All right, hold on. Play it just a little bit, just so you can get the vibe. Remember, this is someone's mom, man.

Yeah. The lies linking me with a disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. See, all accents are funny. Individuals lying about me, a devoid of ethical standards. Ethical standards, though. Humility. And respect. Respect.

I do not object to their ignorance. But rather, I reject their mean-spirited attempts to defame my reputation. All right, pause. She's talking about you, Al. She's talking about the people that are besmirching her name. She's talking about Shost. I said she had another job. I never said anything.

I said that there was a guy on this podcast that is not white or Indian that had claimed that she might have done some things in the past and that you heard that. Why you snitching on Joey's Puerto Rican ass? It could have been Joey. It could have been Joey. I don't know. But Joey Somebody had said that there are rumors about this

Now the thing about this that's interesting Is that it comes out of basically nowhere Right? Like you have people saying like Oh, Trump's doing the war in Iran To cover from the Epstein files Which I don't think that's wholly true I think that's a byproduct

But then the second like there's a ceasefire Melania comes out and she's like I don't know Epstein Well because there was a leaked What was it? There was a leak report to the Daily Caller Or something like that Did you guys see this?

That's what she's reacting to Well, that's what the suspicion is that she's getting ahead of a story. But the story dropped already before she did this press conference. Well, story specifically. Yeah. I think it was the daily caller. Did what? Joey's going to bring it up right now.

But it's funny. When she did this shit, I was like, you probably too young for this, but the early days of social media, you would always know when a couple's leaving, when a couple's leaving, when a girl just starts posting some quote. Like, oh, like, oh, I'm too strong to deal with this guy got me or some shit like that. You know she's arguing with her man and shit like that. If you can't handle me in my worst. Exactly. And I thought that was the version. They must be beefing right now. She's like, oh, word. I'm going to just put some heat back on his Epstein shit, motherfucker. That's what I thought initially. But then I started hearing about the Amanda chick. That's a part of the ripple that I think is the most interesting. Okay. Well, what's the Amanda chick? So can you look at like some leaked story? There's a completely untrue allegation that I think is extremely absurd from Michael Wolf. the journals.

Michael Wolf is the guy who wrote the book about Trump, right? And he alleged, based off his own sources, again, I don't know, this is an ongoing lawsuit, that it's possible that Epstein was the one that connected them on the private jet. You may have heard that theory. That's more or less where it comes from. And that he was the connecting piece. And there's a guy that's connected to Trump that's like, was appointed by, into some special office in 2020.

He stayed under Biden. And then he gets appointed again in this new administration. He is this guy, Paolo's impoli. He's friends with Epstein from back in the day. He denies any type of wrongdoing with Epstein and was unaware of any of his crimes. Of course. And he gets married to a woman and her name is, can you pull up her name? And he used to run a modeling agency.

Yes, he ran a modeling agency. And he is married to a woman. They divorce. And then there's a woman who's 16 years old. Her name's like Amanda Aguaro. I think she's Argentinian or something. She's 16 years old, flies on Epstein's Lolita Express to America for modeling. And then when she's of age, she marries Paolo Zampoli.

Her agent was John Luke Brnoe, whatever to... Oh, John Luke Brnoe. The guy who the French dude, who was connected with Epstein. He was given... ... procuring all the models and who famously committed suicide? Yes. Yes. Yes. In France. Yes.

And they have a kid, and then they divorce. Paulus and his ex-wife now are... like as strange, he calls ICE on her to get her deported back to, I think maybe she's Brazilian. I can't remember if you can find out exactly. Yeah, she's Brazilian. She was running an illegal

Botox clinic and then a tip came in that this clinic was happening. So they locked her up, then Ice came in, put her in a detention center for three months. And they're trying to work to deport her right now. No, she's deported. She's fully deported.

Yeah, she's back in the You got to put someone in prison for that shit. What do you mean? Putting Botox? Put in Botox in women illegally? I didn't even know that part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know that's what her business was.

And that's what they snitched on that. Oh, we're supposed to feel bad for this woman. She's putting Botox in women illegally. Maybe it was in Florida. Fucking Miami. That's like a fucking Starbucks. Yeah. We need to see how the Botox was before.

Yeah, I need to see some of the work, man. But this guy, Paolo, allegedly, calls ICE on his own ex-wife to get her deported back to Brazil. They have a kid to go. All right, let's just open that up. Let's have a discussion about that. Okay. Okay. I don't know.

I just want to have a discussion about it. Al, you're in a situation where you could use that as a leverage point at any point in time. I would never. I know you would never. Let me wake up upset one day. I'm just saying you wouldn't do it. No. Would you like, would you throw it out there?

Would you? No. Never. You would never even an argument You're like, man. No, no. Because I learned from a friend in a previous situation, that's a crime.

What happened? You can't threaten to call ice on somebody legal. It's like a crime That did that happen? Yeah. Is a crime to threaten? Do I know that person? Tell you later. Really?

Yeah. It's a threat. It's a crime to threaten justice? Hold on. I know it's nuts. Hold on. It's nuts.

Yeah, yeah. But then somehow that girl used this situation to be able to stay longer, even though she had overstayed. But now she's in like a criminal lawsuit, so she was just able to stay long. Wow. Fuck out here. Crazy. So.

You can't do that. That guy don't, that's why he didn't threaten her. He just snitched him. Yeah. Oh, you don't threaten. You don't brandish. Yeah. Because then it's like extortion, I guess.

Exactly. Yeah. Like, if you don't do this for me, then I'm going to ruin your life. Yes. Yes. That makes sense. I like that. You shouldn't be able to do that.

You should never do that to your family. And no human is illegal, according to Pope Leo, and I stand with him. I agree on that one. Child Leo. I agree no human is illegal. P.O. , 100%. If you're down throwing up.

It's not illegal to be a human. It's not illegal to be a human. Almost. Yeah, that. How do you do that so fast? There's just something genetically. You guys. Come on.

You just have, like, mind-body connection. Do you think there's, like, a blood that does speak sign language? Like, is there a deaf blood of crap? Imagine that's how it started. There's got to be one, right? She's like, what do we call at each other? I'm going to kill you. But it's got to be one, right?

There's got to be one out there, bro. That's so funny. And he's the best at him. Oh, yeah. And he keeps the best secrets. You could do any crime with him. They'd be like snitch. How do you whisper?

We can sign language. Oh, yeah. Is it like, do you make it little? How you caps lock it? Like, what is it? Like, I need to know emotion behind American side. You kind of like how you kind of flex it. You're talking behind the back glow.

Just throw it away real quick. I mean, imagine the death blood gets arrested. Yeah. And he just can't talk. You just fucking tied up. Just hands behind. Exactly. Like, tell us what happened.

You put mittens on them. Yeah. You put mitts on it. And they try to give him the Miranda rights. He's like, I'm not talking about. That's wild. That's where no snitching came from. Oh.

See? How do you even arrest? The death guy. Speaking of, I want you to exhale all your air. All your air, exhale all your air. It's the gayest assassination. And then I want you exhale all the air,

and then I want you to try to scream. Exhale every bit of air. And then trying to scream as loud as you possibly can. Why? Try to scream. Exhale all you and then scream. I just try. Scream and save your life.

Imagine your fiancé is getting deported. Scream is savior. Yeah. You tell her which part of screaming. Like, Barcelona. All right, one more time, go. No, what the fuck is this? Yeah, you do it.

It's, okay, what they basically say is if you have more like a masculine lungs, that you can breathe all the air out of your body and you can still scream. If you have more feminized lungs, sometimes people have from hookah or smoking cigarettes, sucking cocks a lot in your life. You got bitch tits. You should be able to do that shit. on top of it. Tint's on top.

It's on top of the lungs. So I'll give you one more chance. No, I'm not doing this. You do it. There's something up right now. Easy. Easy. You go.

You go. No, no, no. I got it. You breathe. I got it. Can you do it? God. What the fuck is this?

You ever seen a turtle have sex? You ever see a turtle have sex? You got to stop watching TikTok. I know, I got it. I got to get off it. That's what a turtle having sex sounds like. It's a very specific reference, but I can't believe in it. Why, they actually make that sound?

Yeah. Can you pull up a turtle having sex immediately? Both the eye need to get off TikTok. What the fuck? Yeah, Miles knows what it is. Guys, this is America. Guys, this is American. You can have the headphones on or off, bro.

Yeah, look at this is America. No, this is legal. Fucked. No, we need audio. I'm sorry, this is kind of a busy. It's majorly an audio kind of You don't remember the scene

You don't remember this scene from heat of robbery You don't remember? So they're not pumping They just breathe Yeah He got a little vagina in his mouth Do you see that thing Open it up?

That's a trick. That is a trap. That's how they get you. It might be worth it. No, no, no. It might be worth it. Not worth it, dude. Look at that little thing in there. I do. Come here.

Come here. All right, stop this immediately. I thought that was going to bomb, but that was amazing. You didn't know that Turtle got pussy throat? Did you didn't know that? I had no clue. I didn't know their throated, dude. Oh, man.

But anyway, so Melania. Remember those girls? Remember those girls, man? Okay, stop. You can't even help yourself. Back in the day, I'm just saying way back in the day. My nephew watches this. Can we stop talking about it?

Yeah, his nephews watching. Listen, there's some girls out there. That sounds just like turtles. They got another mouth in their mouth, man. Oh, the back mouth. The back mouth is crazy. I think that's where that alien thing came from. Remember that's a Gornie Weaver alien movie

Where like the little mouth came out Yeah There were dudes watching that like I've been with one of them Yup Yeah Suck my soul Suck it right out

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Well, people want the Pope to run president now. which I didn't even know that was positive. Oh. Church and state. Pope guy. Church and state back together again at last. Yo. Pope Leo?

Now, does he run as a Democrat or a conservative? Catholic. He runs as a Catholic. Yeah, Catholic party. You get the evangelicals. You get everybody. No, I don't know if the jellies are going to like it. They'll come around.

Christ is king. Christ is king. Wait, Pope's not their daddy? No. In my opinion. Jesus is their daddy. Yeah. Jesus is your daddy too.

Say it. Say it. Crazy King, bro. Say it. Hey, Trey. Yeah. Anti-Semite. Yo, stop being so anti-Suite.

Yo, that's crazy. What? I can't say that? That's crazy. Wait, wait, what? How dare you believe in your God? I know. You fucking anti-Semite.

You believe in your Lord and Savior? Bro, Christa King. Whoa. Whoa. Yo. Oh, my God. Why is that bad? I'm not.

Nah. Why is that bad? fucking Kanye over here. This guy is crazy. What you just said. You're bugging. Your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, you think is the king of kings? Yeah.

But why do you hate the Jews? No, no, no, no. No, why would you hate the Jews so much by saying that? No, I don't hate the Jews? Come on. No, but you just said that you believe in your God. Yeah, exactly. Christ is king.

Oh, my God. Come on. I am a moment. movie coming out. What should I say? They're going to edit me out of Street Fighter. Come on, dude. They're going to save the movie. Come on. It's going to be a box office.

It's going to be easy edit. They're going to cut my scene. Yo, Trump, he said your wife is a home, man. He said it. No, no. No, no. He said it, Joe. I'll just let Joe. Joe. I'll just snitching right now.

Why he's taking shots? Okay? It's mutually short destruction. Shihedron to you. Sheedron to you. Okay? Everybody's getting it. Can we focus on the issues of hand here?

Tell us about Amanda Batula. No, we're done with that. Oh, Amanda Bonds. Yeah, tell us about Amanda Bonds. She's going to make it a comeback. Is she? Yeah, you haven't seen her? No.

She's swinging it back around. All right. Swinging what? But no, can you focus on it? Can you focus on the issue, though? Yeah, I mean. What's the issue? Well, the issue to me seems that your level of anti-Semitism

by believing in your Lord of Savior. It's crazy. Look. Absurd levels. Everyone can worship when they want to worship. But for me. Christ's kidding. Yo.

That's all it is, bro. That's all it is. No, no, he is king. He is king. He's king, bro. He's king. He's king. Who's queen?

Jews. man I don't know man 5 point star what the hands like you just

sign right here man man man we team day man that that new landlord

that double that that quick you were Chinese for a whole TV he doesn't he doesn't

I'm now even his jacket turns to an Israeli flag right now yeah

it's converting It's turning blue. Iran's propaganda is destroying us right now. You know, man. And we need to stop this. Whoever's running Iranian Twitter, you got it, bro.

You got it. Listen. Can we hide them? No, no. Can I tell you what the real issue is, if I have to be honest here, is black people don't care about this war or don't want the war.

So our Twitter is not gas. If you don't have black Twitter, it's not gas. That's a good point. Simple as that. I see. No, I hear no lies. If you want to win the Twitter war,

black people need to support it. Yeah. Because black Twitter is going to run it. Concern of Twitter was funny when Dems are in charge. Now that Republicans are in charge, it's just whiny. It's too emotional. When Dems are in charge, they had heat. They had the memes.

It was fun. But now it's just like too much, it feels like too much propaganda. They turned into the soy boys. Yes, they did. They went full soy boy. But this Iranian Twitter, bro, is unbelievable. And it's getting posted by the Iran embassy. I don't know if it's actually the Iran embassy or their fake Twitter accounts claiming to me.

Because it would be like Iran of Zimbabwe. Yeah, well, this is embassy of South Africa. I don't know like if every embassy gets their own Twitter and if that's sanctioned. But they have the links and they got some followers. So I'm inclined to be like, should we call them up? They got a number on there. Yeah. Him a radio, foul big.

I think we might need to just call them up. Yeah. Yeah, yo, who's running it, man? Your phone. Let me call his head. What? Shot Star 6-7? They're not.

You think that's going to... Shot Star 6-7? Yeah, how are they ever going to know his name? By Star 6-7. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He got Wormwood. Fucking Palantir's about to send a dron over right now.

Yep. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. The Star 6-7 not work? You know what? All right, so there was this thing back in a day to the young people, you don't understand.

If you didn't want someone to know who was calling, you would dial star six seven before you call so essentially would like block your number because there was a thing called star six nine which if you missed a call it would tell you the last number that called you right I never knew that so if you want to make sure if you prank call in or doing something like that back the day prank calls were very fun before you had caller ID

so you would hit star six seven and then call what was your best prank call well we'll get into that we'll get into that but now what was trying to think of a prank call No, no, no, no. You got me thinking. I'm a Scottish.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy. Also, once there was three-way calling, it just got it. Oh, the three-way? The trizzy was crazy. I got fucking roped in a crazy trizzy. A girl called me that thought was my friend. She had this other girl on the line.

She gets me to start talking shit about the other girl. The other girl starts chiming in. You got set up. And then you smacked it like the doing. No one even wears Steve Madden. A ball. A ball. No, but Star 6, 7, they probably do have our numbers somewhere.

I'm saying like the same hubris that we operated with Star 67 is like the Epstein files with emails and shit. Like people thought you would never be able to get your email hacked. Yeah, yeah. Right? Like they thought there was not even a chance in the world. They're like, no, I have a password. Nobody could ever obtain this information. That's probably everything in our lives.

If you can hear a dude's heartbeat Did you hear how they found Like the dude in around the American soldier? Based off his heartbeat? They can hear your They have some technology But they can hear your heartbeat from space So they can detect a guy's heartbeat

So they climb to a mountain Where there's no other people around So it's just your heartbeat And then we can like We use some audio technology To remove all the other sounds And just detect that And then we'll go get you.

That's crazy. Yeah So they know we're gooning You see the FBI guy? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Every time you go in it, they got you. Yeah.

They're clocking you 100%. They got you. Especially whoop. Woop stays list if you beat off. You don't think that there's a dude in India right now that's like assigned to you? Just, ah. Yeah. Either turtles have sex or Mark.

Mark's back out of the game. Mark's trying to meet his steps for today. CIA. CIA used futuristic. new tool call. I can't read. Ghost murmur. To find and rescue the second American airman who was shot down

in southern Iran. Stop posting all of our cool stuff. That is a good point. Why are they putting it all out there? That is a great. But you got to flex because it's going to take them forever and try to repeat that. Yeah, but eventually they catch up. What if we never told anyone about nukes? What if we just kept in the tuck?

We never told anyone. We're like, yeah, we don't have them. We got nothing. And they'd be like, oh, we're good. You got to show it. You went, hold on. You think people. have them? Yeah. Come on. No one has nooks. They do, bro. Or they could have them. They could. Y'all believe in nukes. Get out of here. What angle is this? Stupid-ass angle. Wait, wait. Do you seriously believe in nukes or not? Yes. Yeah, Manhattan Project. People go check and make sure and they count. There's no, there's no nooks.

Hiroshima, Nagasaki. Where's the fallout? It's over there. But where's the fallout? Do you haven't seen any warped up Japanese, have you? I've seen a couple. Now you haven't. Shohei Otani. They was doing that before the nooks. Bro, Shohei 6'5. You don't think there's a little radiation?

I don't want to say you're welcome. I don't want to say that because that's not how I feel in my heart. But we gave him baseball and 6.5. That's pretty good. There's one. One, six, five. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, give me proof that there's nukes besides those two explosions, which could have been anything else.

Bikini Atoll, the Trinity Test. Have you been over there? Have you seen it? The Tsarbama in Russia? Have you been? I guess I haven't seen it. I've never seen it. I went to Hiroshima and the building was all messed up.

The building was like that. But they seem like the type of people that would like off there disabled. You think they got some Sparta in them? Yeah, because it's like everything about them, they got to do it perfect. So if you're not born perfect, they probably, yeah, let's turn that in some sushi. Now, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. They're not making radioactive sushi, bro. That is.

That's next level. Do you think that's what Uni is? I hated Uni. I always hated it. Me too. I probably want, because you made it. You want actual Japanese food. Me?

Well, Americans. Like, I didn't come here for our shit. I think of a barbecue. No, I'm not going to say. Eh, Unagi. I always thought of him. Where do you want to be? Like, where would you want to,

if you were a descendant of nuclear fallout, what country would you want to live in? For me, India. Why's that? Because I feel like the more like warped you look, the more godlike. With all due respect, like, if you got multiple arms, they're like, yo, Vish is back.

Like, Vishnu is here. You think culture they would see you or your You're rewarded. You're rewarded. That's good. Whereas like you're right, maybe in Japan they wouldn't reward that type of abnormality. In America, maybe you'd be like you'd be a famous TikTok or something like that. But it's not going to be as much as like being looked at as a god. Or like the jungle tribes in like South America or some shit like that.

Why they like that? Yeah. What do they do with it? No, you'd probably be like a god or some type of elevated being. Remember they were saying? Yes. the tiger face. You want a little witchcraft

in the culture. If you got abnormalities, you want some witchcraft. Yeah. What I got to do is just blink at you. You think I just did some shit. Yeah, but then it goes the other way, though. Why is you do the other? Albinos. In where? Fuck them. Africa? No, no. Well, kind of. They fuck them over.

Okay. Which doctors will try to harvest albinos and use their body for spells. I get that. No, I get that. You can't do. I do get that. Because we're not that far off. Say again. We're not that far away.

But don't they look like, they just look like, they're made out of the tusk right? Because the rhino tusk is everything right that cures everything and then they just you just made a humaness all tusk they're poaching chop them up chop them up ivory

they're pure ivory if ivory is the thing that the culture is like there is nothing more valuable than this one thing and now I don't got to chase a dinosaur down to go get it I could just let this thing grow up to full size because you were going to make a statue out of ivory anyway

I did the word for you. But the question is, you don't want to take it at Veal. You don't want to take it. It's going to be hard. You're looking at that ivory. Be like, if I let this shit get to 18 years, I'm going to have so much more ivory.

But it's right there. You might need it. You might got a cousin that got AIDS. And then you got to, you know, you want to cure that. But you're like, oh, yo, can you hang on for like 18 years while this thing gets a full growth

so we can cure it? the whole neighborhood. This is a hypothetical. I'm putting myself to someone else's handle. I didn't know. I reread it did all that, but yeah. How do you look this up? I need to make sure I'm not speaking out of turn. Yeah, can you really

not speak out of turn? I just need to make sure. I was worried we were going to speak out of turn when Al called the first lady. Joe, chill. Don't put that on me. I was Mark. Nah, come on. I was Mark Gagnon. I would never say. I would never say.

I would never say. Yeah. Look at that. Nah, dude. This is albinos in Tanzania. Yeah, they're trying to get the witch doctors, which is a hilarious name. But the fear of witch doctors who prize their body parts. Why they put a doctor in there? Like, why are they just witches? Yo.

That's some white shit, ain't it? That is some fucking white shit. They are the doctors. My man, my man. Bro, they're killing albinos and putting them in a soup. My man. They make them into gumbo. That's not a doctor.

That's a chef. That's like a witch chef. You know, calling him witch doctor is a... Dr. Drey. is more of a doctor than a fucking witch dog. Dr. Pepper. What are we talking about? I believe in all I should not.

No, but what I'm saying, what I'm saying is they heal. Is that why they call them witch doctors? You come to them for healing. Yes. For everything. You got a spell on you. They'll take that off and shit.

I don't know. The song just pop up. Did you just sample in the sentence? I did. I did. Go on, son. I'm Dr. I'll might be a genius.

I'm Dr. Dr. Dr. That is both sides. That was incredible. That was incredible. incredible. Okay, so, okay, the term witch doctor originated in the 18th century with the first recorded use around 1718 created by Europeans. What the fuck did I say? It's derogatory, Eurocentric, and accurate, and it shames for indigenous shaman's healers and herbalists.

That is kind of funny they saw some do a medicine. They're like, obviously a witch. It's a witch. Why don't we call all Eastern medicine witch doctors? Why don't we call like people who do the, what are those suction things on your back? Mm, suck docs. Suck dogs. Yeah, yeah.

Don't do it, Al. Don't you do it, Al. No, it can't be doctors. They're too short. I don't know. I just feel like you can't take somebody that height seriously as a doctor. That's just the deer I'm going with. You guys think blacks can't be stuff?

Whoa. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to project. Don't bring that out of racism. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how you get out everything. A short woman delivered my children. son. Don't say the N-word, bro.

I didn't say it. I mean, that's fine. I didn't say it. Try it. Right. My joke, Bomba, you're racist. What about that? What even about that? Which doctor, yeah. Okay, okay.

Oh, do we have a new one to drop? Epstein Queen? Yeah, the Epstein Queen. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. Before we go to this, did we conclude, did we get any information about the albino using their body for spells? Yeah, apparently they're using it. We got to just, you know, pouring out for the obanos respect to them. I'll be honest. Can they get sun? Yeah, because you could tan your way out of this, right?

No, I think that's the issue. Like, they don't tan. I don't think they tan. But then, so they're like Irish. So do they burn? Like, do they get mad skin cancer? Yeah, it's, yeah, they don't have any melanin. Yeah, they legit.

So they're damaged by the UV light. It's a genetic disorder inherited by parents. And melanin. So maybe the witch shocks are just trying to protect them. In what way? Like, does some going kill you? I can do it first. So it's like an evil spell.

Hey, help me not get cancer. And the witch doctor's like, I got you. Taking you out of your misery, you know? Man. You think it's miserable with being white? Come on, out. I don't want to break it, too. Shish sweat.

That was good. I haven't seen this one. What is this? Yeah. The Lego, I mean, I saw the other Lego one, which is just, that shit is like three minutes long. Yeah, we just play a little piece of this one. Live in that scene

She says Never friends With a straight face Live up the files Got Trump by the balls That's why She was smiling in there Hand on this chest

Kissin Epstein Beak while the Germans Click the rest Oh man Okay hold on pause this real quick Who posted this? Who posted that? Yo I ran a count

Rooy Studios Yo, that's crazy How many views is that? He's saying way crazy the shit that I did I mean that show you did. Low key, I kind of understand why Trump was like, we're going to end a civilization.

Yeah, imagine? They got the Roblox version of your wife gets an F-teen. Like, no, we've got to destroy the whole thing. He's going to go for the servers first, okay? And we're going to get the nukes. We get the nukes after, but we got to invade for the servers. And the song is a bop. This is like back-to-bop.

Who is that? Yeah, who's the artist? Yeah, I don't know. That's Todd Dulleson, I think. that might be tied you know some of guys see what Tyving up to man no no no no it's a good song

it's a good song I put it on one of you whites what that's another one oh my god horn moves hustle nah we're on we can't let this happen

we're wrong I'm sorry that this is hard pause we got it we got to step it up as Americans We are, we're good of propaganda. We invented it.

We thought. We got to do better. What can we do? I don't know. We got to do something. Like sometimes, our shit is ass, bro. I know.

The best they came up with was when they were taking out some sites. They were like juxtaposing it with like hits from a football game. Yeah, I saw that. That was the best one we got. No, decent. Here comes the boom. Yeah. Ass.

Ass, ass, ass. I mean, I don't know who's, apparently this is an independent studio. It's a contractor with Iran as a client. Yes The dumbity of Mita Studios of Russia Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They gotta be American. They gotta be American

because they know what Americans like too much. I guess. They have to be American. Which that's a crazy deal. That Iran hits you up and they're like, Hey, you want to make memes for us? Yeah, 100%. And are they paying them like $7,000 in post or something like that?

Like, what an insane? What an insane propaganda idea of Mark? Who knows how much money is involved? Who can, who can, never think of doing such a thing like that. I can never do. Persia Boy Studios. He's an Iranian creative

entity known for producing viral Lego animated videos. There's another one, Explosion Studios, I think, is the other one, are explosive studios. And apparently he did an interview recently where he was just talking to me. He's like, yeah, you know, they're a client. Like, we handle, you know, creative media solutions for, you know, different companies. Fire.

It's just like, no. I mean, money's money. That's like, what you mean? especially if you're against the wall. Let us put a bit in. Let us put a bit in at least. Scroll up, what is this? Hold on. In our video, in our video with Mr. Explosome,

he appears silhouetted, and he's got the colors of the Iranian flag, and he says that the team consists of fewer than 10 people. So it's a little, it's a mom and pop as a startup. You know, they're getting it going. Cottage industry. All right, based off silhouette alone, where do you think he's from? That guy's white. Yeah, I got his white.

That guy's a Caucasian person. I can tell by the hair and the glasses. Wow. Al Can you confirm that suspicion? I think it checks out. He denies working for Iran. Now he's confirmed. Now he said he's totally independent.

I'll do respect. Maybe I got that wrong. But crazy. They have them lit with the colors of the fucking Iran flag and shit. Oh. I don't work for Iran. I'm a dying. That's like euphoria.

Legit. Wait, wait, whoa, what? It's like euphoria always uses like neon and shit. Oh, okay. They're inspired. Man But just wild Man get us out this war

Bro, what are you talking about the war? Coachella happened You're still talking about the war? You're right, my bad You got to get your head out of there Hey man, hey man Can I just tell you something, bro? I'm at an age, man

Where if someone starts a conversation And it doesn't involve peptides I really don't want to hear the end of it I don't want to hear about Justin Bieber playing his laptop at Coachella. He's on the head of Tateau. That's what I want to hear about. Are you getting on the shits? I cannot wait to get on the shits.

You've been saying that for a man long. It's like getting your fucking passport renewed. It's like I don't want to go do the whole blood work, do the whole thing. I need a Brazilian chick that got fed both of them. I understand why that industry is so successful. Exactly. Because there's all the red tape. I don't want to deal with it.

Yeah. She comes to your house. She comes to my house. Gives you the redder, gives you a little filler. That's a kind of the ideal situation. Hello, backmouth. You never know. You know.

Back mouth is crazy because we weren't even saying that. Backmouth feels like you get in your ass, right? Isn't that back mouth? Sounds like I would gay do describe as ass. I'm trying to get some back mouth. What we call it? The mouth in the back of your mouth. No, he called it back mouth.

It just didn't land to them until later. Wait a minute. I called it. You might have gone that. That shit was fire. It was amazing. Are you kidding me? Bagmouth.

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we could play like a little clip here, but basically Beavis is on stage at Coachella, and it's just a completely stripped down performance. It's just him with a laptop on stage, live streaming more or less, and going through the comments of people, like asking for song requests on the Coachella live stream, and then just pulling a videos on YouTube

of his old performances and then singing along. And it's, in my opinion, awesome. I love it. How is that awesome? Tell me why you think it's awesome. Before you start, hey. I think it's far for a few reasons. One, it's like perfectly meeting the moment.

Like right now, stream culture is dominating everything. The informal kind of hangout parisocial vibe with being with someone online, kind of like reading your chat, responding, and just being completely stripped down without trying too hard. Like, so much of Gen Z is wrapped around, like, fear being cringe or being observed. And as he's just up there. fully like immersed in this new cultural moment where he's just posted up not doing too much and he's basically giving zero and he's just like clicking through like baby and singing baby basically singing with

himself the version that all of his fans in the world broadly fell in love with that very first Justin Bieber he's like revisiting this 15 different 15 year of different version with him there's nostalgia play there's nostalgia yeah there's something like beautiful about seeing him like reminiscing and like like appreciating himself when he was younger and then he's given nothing then the audience is going crazy. And then the interstitials of him like pulling up memes and goofing around. It's like you're watching a live stream on stage in person with him, just hanging out with one of the biggest pop stars of all time.

And let me say, Beaver's also been steeped in different controversies. People are concerned with his mental health. Is he doing okay? And to see him just like happy and euphoric on stage, like looking back at himself as a kid being like, man, I love that version of me that was new to this world that didn't know what was going on, that was in this industry that was, you know, scary but exciting. balls deep as Selena.

Okay. Maybe. Maybe. That's his ex. And looking back on it just being like, wow, that's awesome. He was balls deep. I don't know if he's deep. I don't know.

How does Justin's nuts taste, bro? Nah. Jesus, right. Like, you can't appreciate art. We can't appreciate art. Bro, we're not going to too. So you telling me you paying man money to go to Coachella. And Coachella's known for the over-the-top performance.

Like, whoever's the headliner. You're about to watch Jay-Z do the exact same thing in the Yankee Stadium. I bet you'll be complete eye. Jay Z puts on a fucking show. No, no, no. People around Jay Z put on a show. JZ would have been walking around just like that. But that's fine.

At least you put some effort into it or paid to put some effort in. This is zero effort. This is like, you know, I got millions and millions of dollars to headline this shit so I could sit here with a laptop and do fucking just doom scroll with you motherfuckers. Okay, that's the other take. He's not performing with effort. I'll be honest. I like effort.

I like effort in general. Maybe it's a generational thing. And I think, yes, I think there is a fear of being cringe for Gen Z for sure. And I think what happens is when you're afraid of being cringe, you remove yourself from any opportunity to be cringed so you stop trying. And so, yes, and I think that I get that there is a version of that. I think Justin is in this place where it's like, it's not like these people haven't seen Justin. They've seen Justin a million times. He's going to go up there and do all the dance moves and recreate the same performance that he's given him.

or does he give a different kind of experience? Because at this point of time, I think they just want to hang out with him. And he created that hang. So I get that version. If your expectation was, I want to see him fucking rock out, tear the roof off the place and have the whole spectacle, then of course it's not going to live up to that. But if your goal was just to like relive Justin's life through his music, especially these moments where you first consume Justin, not all, none of us have seen a Justin Bieber concert, but we've seen them all online. and then he gets he allows you to replay those emotions the first time you watch baby baby baby when he's fucking 12 years old or whatever so i understand how it could satisfy in that way especially when this performance is juxtaposed with all the other cochella performances that are larger than life bigger than ever and every pop star right now is super big yes right like the Sabrina carpenter or Benson boon like they put on like these stadium style Benz and boo's back flipping, bro.

Yeah. Just as like, I'm going to sit on this fucking desk, bust out the laptop, and we're going to hang. And the Delta with energy, like he's doing nothing. The audience is going crazy. To me, that is a more interesting dynamic than a performer going crazy, the audience going crazy. At least in this moment right now. So I see where you're coming from. It's just, I'll just say, it's not for me because Coachella to me is, hey, you give him a Beyonce level performance.

And that's what I'm expecting. And this was like, this is. just lazy. I don't to me it's like, hey, I can look like, oh, I'm just like being cool, but this is like, okay, I didn't really want to put the effort. I think Coachella me is like, I get to be around and hang with famous

influencers and famous people. And he's like, oh, you want to hang out with me? Let's hang. You pick the set list. I have no songs planned. I get it. Like, you're kind of convinced me. I get how people can enjoy it. So I think there's two ways. It's like, because I agree kind of with both of you. I agree with like, I want to see an artist that

I really admire and appreciate. go and light it up. Yeah. And blow my minds. You know, love them or hate him, but like you saw Yeh's performance as SoFi and you're like, this is like different and a lot of effort was put into this to make it different. And I appreciate that. Yes.

And so there is that version, especially when you're at a place like Coachella, we're like, I'm ready for everybody here to top one another and it's going to be insane. So I get that. But there is a version and like we weren't there where like the experience of seeing the crazy light show and all these things from seven different acts in a row seeing something completely stripped down actually was refreshing and interesting

and I can appreciate that I see it so there might be something with that but yeah it's that was fire I mean the reaction online was kind of mixed people were saying it's kind of both of you guys right they were like yeah it's kind of BS and other people are like

the people that I knew that went were like yeah it was awesome it was like casually there was no like expectation also you need to have a certain amount of People you know just like this, so I would assume that they would like some stripped down shit. Exactly. Yeah. I get it.

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I'm like, oh, oh, that was it. It's only a few performers that can even do this. I think Kanye actually probably could have done this. No, no, Kanye can't. Like, there's only a handful of people that have so much gravity and so much mystique and mystique and also nostalgia built around them. Yeah, if you have a long career, that was, and you were big, one of the tops, then you could do this.

You can do it. But, like, a new artist can't. Like, Sabrina Carpenter can't just sit up there and do it because I think the experience of the show, she's still kind of selling people on what it is she does and how she does things. Michael Jackson could literally just sit on stage and like have a conversation and you could hear the hits, you could dance,

he could bring other people on to try to do their best version of a moonwalk and it would just be like, and it's funny you say him, I like just posted a clip of him because I saw this and I'm like, yeah, it's just zero effort. And then I saw this performance

about Michael Jackson. I'm like, Jesus Christ, like it still blows me away today, Paul's. But like, he is a performer. Like that's what I want to see when I see somebody perform. I agree with you. Like, that's what I want.

Me, if I'm paying money to go see a show, Coachella, I think people want to see the artists, but I think people want to be at Coachella. Like, I think Coachella has almost become bigger than the artist. It needs the artists. I would say if I went to a Bieber concert

and he did this, I would be a little bit like, all right, I want a show. Oh, that's interesting. And I'm seeing all my favorite bands anyway. I got to see strokes. I got to see geese, whatever. And then this happens. I'm like, oh, what a cool inversion of the whole.

thing. Like, he's meeting the moment culturally and in the context of the festival is. That's interesting. Okay. I thought you were just giving him the past just like, yeah, it's Bieber, you could do whatever he want type shit. No, I think if, Yey was at this, and then I think he could do it. I'd be worried about what would come up on his YouTube. I think Yeh's YouTube would probably have some clips

that could be problematic. There would have to be some stuff coming from watch. There might be a lot of speakers. That sounds, you know, a little crazy. Yeah. But that is a good one. It's like, how do you make your festival show different? And Coachella is a proper festival in that, like, everybody is in the same space and I think can access all the acts. It's a proper festival.

There are certain things that, like, when the New York Comedy Festival happens, like, they call it a festival, but it's not like... Just little shows happening everywhere. It's like there's already 20 shows a night in New York. Like, every day is a New York Comedy Festival in that regard. So it's like, this is a different experience. And I wonder if... I wonder if people start doing... doing this in future Coachella shows.

Oh, now. You can't. Not essentially doing this, but going, oh, I don't need to have the wildest show. I need to have the most different show. What I would also say is that I think there's a lot of acts that go to Coachella, especially like acts that like can tap into nostalgia that are going, all right, I got to put it all in on this performance and I got to have the best performance to Coachella and I'll lose money on this performance, but then I'll tour for the next two years because people will remember

how dope I was. So I think it's almost like Burning Man is like an advertisement for DJs. Like you go there, you don't make any money you do whatever, but you know if you bring it... I feel like T. Payne did that. Where? Where? At Coachella.

I think he had a crazy performance. Like everybody was like left talking about T-Pain and then he had a little resurgence and then like... And think about how viral you go. Like if you throw down a Coachella and everybody is there and every influencer is there and they're posting the videos and the people are just reposting what they're seeing,

all of a sudden you get the viral traction of 10,000 different moments that could have happened over the year all in one time. Did I remember the Shailabov thing? No, tell me. Like, this reminded me of like Shailabuff rewatching his old movies. Remember that? Oh, he did like that. He filmed himself watching everything he's ever done.

And it kind of gives you that same feeling of like, oh, I'm experiencing this through him, which I think is cathartic for a lot of people. And people, I think, pointed out the Frank Ocean thing where like he did, Coachella and my feeling is like it didn't feel like Frank was more than to be there. Whereas Bieber seemed like he really enjoyed this. It was just like, yeah, I enjoy connecting my fans and like reminiscing.

Wait, but did Frank do something similar to this? I've read exactly what it was. It was like two years ago maybe. But he did, he had this whole elaborate thing. He had like ice skaters and they brought in an ice rink and like we made this whole thing. And then he canceled it all and was like, I'm not doing it. And then he canned it. And then he came in late and then like did a couple songs and bounced.

I think. I hope that's right. I like faintly remember that. Yeah. Yeah, I want my. entertainers to want to entertain. Yeah. And I don't know what was going on with Frank in his life at the time, but like, I want you to enjoy being up there and I want you to want to want to share with an audience. I think that's wildly entertaining, weirdly. He's like YouTube's golden child. He's the

artist who like came up off YouTube. Another great point. No, I'm talking about Frank. Maybe I'm going to be there, whatever. Like I like this version of it is fine. But like I do like when there is an artist and wants to share, and they enjoy sharing, and they're, like, treat it as, like, a privilege to share. Yeah. That is cool. Yeah. To me.

But the YouTube Connect, I think, is the great point. The YouTube connects huge. Like, he is YouTube's biggest artist. You know what I mean? He came up off of it, and all of the people that are there watching, that are, like, roughly my age, probably, are, like, oh, I watched all his YouTube videos constantly. Yeah.

Consistent, like, at parties, you'd put it on. Like, his YouTube presence is huge for a lot of people my age, I think that them watching it with him is like so much. Like it's so connective to them. Yeah. But I feel like hasn't he been doing this? Like didn't he just start streaming 24-7 or some shit like that? I've seen that. I don't know what that is.

But I saw him and Sebastian like cutting it up. Yeah. Like I think he just like-calko and Beaver like do the thing. I think he just like live streams 24-7 in a crib. I don't know if it's still going on. Yeah, I don't know what that was. So now I feel like, all right, he just did a version of what he's doing at home. So that's why it felt even lazy.

I was like, oh, okay. it's people want dog but shout out to beba because now if anyone tries to do it out of the show they're gonna look like they're biting the eva shit exactly so all right can we hit a couple more things there's a few other things that i was uh i was percolating what tings what tings i mean s and l brilliant it's which is hilarious oh did you see that what do you mean they did brilliant it was mocking you so can't pass and marcella hernandez florida boys for the record shout out cam and more cell. I just want to bring that out. Just a couple of young Florida comedians. Okay. And

I was just interesting. It's just an interesting fact. Whatever. I do it too. So it's fine. Two young Florida comedians that are amazing. And they do the sketch with Colin. Can you go back a little bit? They basically sit down and you can kind of see the dynamic here. They're called the school, the kids on the back of the bus.

Like basically, like the young kids that clown each other. Yeah. And I don't think he'd very Okay, play. Oh, my God. Who's Grubon? Oh, Gabon is a friend of ours. It's, uh, Grubon is nuts. John.

So he's doing the ligba shit. I mean, other people do that. I don't think it's specifically ours. Black guy, white guy. They do a bunch of ligma jokes back to back. Jokes aside, I don't think this inflation will predicate a noticeable shift in the Federal Reserve. Yeah, but it does put the fad between a rock and a hard place because they had to blow inflation while still encouraging economic growth. The hell?

Are you guys, like, secretly smart? Yes. Brilliant idiots. You get tutoring from Amanda Cahold. He's a genius. You know Amanda Cahold. Who is Amanda Caholt? Amanda Cajol.

Tell you. I'm telling you. Man, God, he took a little bit of brilliant idiots. So who's who? So who in this one, who would be? I think, I think Cam is Charlotte, man, and I think you're calling Jost. I feel like I would be Cam. You think so?

Yeah, because I think, I think. Oh, because of the. racial thing is that? I think the racial thing is part of it. Okay. I think the racial thing. And also this moment from Berlin is. You remember this? Much fun is this on? You know, I'm not sure you're out there at Wendy's.

Wendy's. Wendy's. Wendy's. It's. Is this Kenya? Kenya? Can you? Can you? Open up. Oh, big.

Come on. The shame. You celebrated exactly like how they were doing it. I'm telling you. You went Harlem mighty God of this week, so I'm just saying. Nah. And Marcel did a good you. I got to be honest.

I think I'm Kim, man. I don't think I'm kidding. No, actually, you know, I don't know who would be, but first of all, there's no way. This is the brilliant names. But I don't know who it. But if Cam gets one off on. Pause. Pause.

You're posing a lot this week, man. You know, quite of my roots. Yeah, I hear you. But Charlamagne has never got one off. Never? That's the history. That's the lore of brilliant idiots is that he tries every week and he just cannot do it. And even moments where he's about to do it, he fucks it up.

Yeah. Like, he cannot get it as brilliant as he is. But Cam didn't get one. Yeah, I don't know if Cam got one. It might be one for one. They might be good. They might be good. If they had, no.

If they had camp trying to do it and then fucking up, then I'd be like, all right, we got some people that understand culture. We're not the only ones to make this connection. There were comments on the video that I saw that people being like, this is like a brilliant idiot's went to high school together. Like the action. Yeah. And I had 20 like. I think, all right. Okay.

There's a bunch of other shit that I think we should talk about. A bunch of scientists have been killed lately. Yo. Which we can talk about that. Before we go to that. Before we talk about that, this Saturday. Big, big, big, big. Akash Singh, Radio City Music Hall.

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We'll see you guys there Saturday. Love you, brother. Love you, dogs. I mean, there's a few other things to jump into. I mean, the Diddy claiming that the freak off was. a porn shoot. And then also the Eric Swalwell stuff is wild. Tell me about the Swallow not to get like a whole political thing, but like just looking at how power works is crazy. Tell me. So there's currently a governor race in Cali in California. And they got all these people

in the mix. A bunch of Democrats are jockeying for it. And right now Republicans are leading, I think. And they were leading at the very beginning. And people thought like, oh, there's no way. And like they're still like to have a good sizable amount of people polling being like, yeah, I'm going to vote for the Republicans. What? So what are the Democrats got to do, they're trying to figure out how to get people out of the race. Ooh. This was told me by a friend that's very, like, plugged in

with all the politics. He's like, basically, they got to get people out of the race. They're trying to burn him. Exactly. They're trying to burn it. Who they're trying to Bernie? Eric Swalwell. So they go to him, they say, hey, Bernie would never. Yeah, but they, yeah, that's the dem's in the Bernie. Within their, within their

primary. They need, like, the person that they want. But he was leading. He was leading. He was. He wasn't chose. He wasn't the one they wanted. So they say, you got to drop out. He goes, I'm not dropping up. And they go, you're going to want to drop out. I'm not doing it. Oh, wow. So this is the story that was told me. This is a pure

allegation. Hey, listen, this is a conspiracy. Can we just name the show allegations? Allegation media. That's it. So it was basically this whole situation where they were like, you got to go. He's like, I'm not going. And he's an egomaniac. So he knows that he's been doing

fuck shit. And he's like, it's not going to be me. I mean, these motherfuckers are crazy. And then all of a sudden some stories starts to leak. Some rumors start to go around. It starts getting pushed through, you know, Democrat circles. CNN's covering it. And then Martin Screlly gets a video from someone and says, I have a video about Representative Eric Smallwell. Oh, Martin Screlli, the AIDS drug guy?

Yeah. He's a guy. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. He had the drug patent and then raised it and they got the Wu Tang album. Like, that guy. Yeah. Yeah. He's a very well-connected political operative person that knows everyone kind of about how I know it's so crazy I feel like once you in then it's like you found ways to just stay

he's savvy he knows who to talk to and knows what to do so he gets a video and says I would love a comment from Eric Swalwell and then he posts this video Oh he just drops it Oh that's Here's Eric Swalwell video

My source says it was taken At his home and the woman is a sex worker Oh no you're kissing hose in the mouth bro Oh that's the problem You're kissing holes in the mouth, man. Get out of here. Son, being in your crib is crazy. Nah.

You're going to bring the sex worker to the crib? Who's the other dude with the shoes on a bed? Yeah. Kind of fresh Nike's actually. What is this? They're doing a little Eiffel Tower situation? So it's hard to know really what's going on. It doesn't even really look like a bedroom in a house.

It looks like a hotel room, in my opinion. Like, you got mitered bed sheets. It says it was taken in his home. Can I tell you how I know what's hotel room? the way them fucking sheets are tucked in That's what I'm saying, right? The corners Only done in hotels

Nobody tucks their fucking bed in like that Also like the hallway with the mirror Like that it just looks like hotel I don't know But he's there's another video where like He's like laying with her And like this is basically from the same chunk It seems like there's a longer video

And two clips from it came out Yeah But if you notice there's another guy sit on the bed Right There are allegations that is another Democrat representative That's kind of in a mix That's one of his close friends I don't even want to say his name because, again, this is purely allegation.

I was this allegedly to do that he's like on a camel wit and they both don't have shirts on? I didn't see that picture. But it might be. He claimed at one point that it was like his best friend ever. Now people are alleging that that's him. They were shirtless on a camel together, bro. Yeah. Can we?

Oh, I thought they were together that. What's his name? If you can just scroll down maybe? No. Swabal also likes to party and he likes to get around. There's like videos of him. Yes, that guy. So what did he do wrong?

So, I mean, there's a few things. One, this whole allegation of, like, being with a sex worker while he's married and has kids. That's wrong. You shouldn't do that. That's wrong. And then there's... Also, Mary Magdalen. Also, wait, what?

Wasn't she? A pro? No. You're going to fall for this fucking propaganda against the church. I thought she was a pro. No, they had to make you think that she's a prostitute. That's what they try to do. Who would they?

What you mean? The Romans. The Romans. I thought Jesus was being real president. The Roman. I thought Jesus was being real presidential and turned a ho into, you know. Well, Jesus wouldn't care if you were not. Jesus wouldn't care what you did.

Hey. As long as you go on and send no more. Go forth and send no more. Come on. Joey said the president doesn't eat. Go on to send no more. All right. Mark, get us through this.

So basically, this whole thing is now popping out. He stepped down from the governor race. And now he's stepped out of Congress. Yeah. Because he had a fair. Not even a fair because he cheated on his wife with a prostitute. Yes. And then he also was involved with a Chinese spy before this.

The first time I ever heard his name was in 2020 when a story came out that he was posted up with a Chinese spy named Fang Fang. Oh, this is the Fang Fang guy. Also known as Catherine Thing. And apparently he's... Why do you act like you know what the fuck you talk about? No, I heard about the Fang Fang story. He loves Fang. Dad-da.

He knows about Fang Fang. I did, yeah. I think he just liked the date. And the story is that he slept with this Chinese spy, allegedly. Oh, I missed the biggest part of the allegation. It's not the sexual right thing. There's also, from the New York Times, there's a staffer, a former staffer that claims that he grew. Yeah.

But yeah, he got comped by a Chinese spy. I mean, he's a wild boy. He's an egomaniac. He's fag-fang getting it in. Yeah. Low-key, low-key, it might come down to it where we just need a fucking priest to run the country. we just need someone who's not corruptible man facts we need the uncorruptible

someone no baggage no baggage uncorruptible what are you talking about what priest is corruptible all of them name one all of them every Boston one that they had to move around to some other town that's back in the day that's that's in 1900 that's Boston Catholicism

they don't understand it Irish the Irish they don't the Irish I say all Irish are grapers they just drink and stuff gets away from them, you know? Yeah, they get away. Yeah, they kind of off-road. They get away. They get away.

Irish Catholics, see. The Pope can't be president at the same time. No, I get it. I get it. But what I'm saying is we need somebody kind of like that. If you could be president of Pope, which one you got? Neither. Yeah, you go Pope.

That'd be Pope. Yeah, Pope is way late. Go in the Vatican archives, look as mold shit. Find a paper somewhere with a riddle. Just hang out with virgins all day. You know they getting it in. You're doing that with me now. That's already what you do, bro.

Did I know you as a virgin? No. You'd already done that. Oh, sinning? You already did that. Sinning? You already did that. Wow.

You already did that. Yeah, what? That's funny. I remember when he wouldn't admit that on air. Now he'll get it. No, you always admitted that. You little sinner. Before.

That was against God. You little sin. We all fall short of the glory. We all fall. We all fall short of the glory, God. Yeah, we do, man. He don't forgive that easy. He does.

What do we have to do it again? More Hail Marys. A lot more of them? A lot more. How many more out? Yeah, just more. How many? All right, all right.

Five communions. Hold on, hold on. We got to go to Patreon. But, like, so what happens in California? So he was already a congressman in California? Yeah. Newsom has 14 days once he leaves off. He's in the house.

to set up a new election for him. He's an incredibly blue state. I think Kamala Harris won it by 35% last time. But he was in the house running for a governor. Yeah. And then there's a Republican that also had stepped down. Similar situation.

Tony Gonzalez. Yeah. But that was from a while ago. Yes, but he stepped down the same day. He's like, yo, let me just bury my shit onto some other guy shit. So they left same day. Kind of a trade. Hi for an eye. Oh my God. But this is how politics works where it's like these guys are like, like, they're like jockey and like it's like chess.

Like you lose a piece. Like I will take out one of our pieces. Yeah. Like it's absurd how it's none of this is real. Life is chess. Like there's so like you like, I don't know if you don't play chess. Mark got a fancy new chessboard. Brand new fancy new chessboard.

It's very. Is there your excuse when you gave away. And I gave away. Why he's for no reason. Is there any part of, is there any part of us that thinks that like Swalwell. Swalwell is in it? Swal'swell's an end's well. Swallswell.

No, but like with the Swalls' Wells Well was with the Fang Fang girl to finish the rail project. Is there any, like they had this high-speed rail that they're never going to get done. And then all of a sudden this little Fang-Fang comes around. And she's like, no, we have a history of fucking killing it with rail in America. Let us take over. Like is there a part of it where it's not actually like a bad thing? Maybe. Yeah, he was trying to get ahead of something. They were trying to make the fucking rail.

the beginning in California, it didn't work. Then he started railing. Facts. You got a rail for a rail. For a rail. Is that why they're bad drivers, you think? Because they're used to trains. They're like, bro, we built the train. Now you're kissing cars? It's like, they're good when it's on the track, and it just goes in one way, and there can't be traffic. Exactly.

And then we throw them in fucking automobiles where there's all these other things everywhere. Or maybe they're trying to get us back on the trains. Make the roads a little more dangerous. They're like, now, so you're going to use the shit with Bill. Say thank you. Say, thank you to Papa. Boring company. Hmm. Boring.

The boring company. The boring company. We only let them drive in that. Is that okay? Do you think you can do a loop-de-loop? Yeah. If you were going fast enough, you could probably spin around it, right? One. Rainbow Road?

Of course. 100%. A million percent. And they'll try. What's the Calciats? What's the Calciats? They drive the Chinese one upside down. Just fully. We're going to Patreon.

Patreon.com slash flagrant. We'll see you guys over there. Peace.