Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Trump Assassination Conspiracy, Israel vs Iran start World War 3, & Drake Wins Rap Beef

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

YERR, we got a HOT conspiracy up top for y'all, we solve the abortion problem, we marinated the rap beef and react to the insane knock out in UFC300. That and much much more this week's ep of Flagrancy, INDULGE 00:00 Boeing conspiracy to take out Trump??? 02:01 Arizona evoking 1864 abortion law, “sleep on it” + Gun Republicans 10:19 GOP split on abortion + Scooping feels like murder 15:15 What’s full murder? 2 chops? 70 days is a bit snug 27:56 Gaslighting Christians 32:48 Trump Criminal Trial, there is no hope + we’re voting for him 38:29 Nobody can understand everything + picking sides is just easier 40:46 Voting for both + Being skeptical isn’t cheap 44:37 Rap beef is to save us! Ignorance was bliss + we need a break 46:56 Researching is hard, power of Adderrall + we need distraction! 53:34 Rick Ross is elite at beefing + sharing the same women 59:16 Drake dissed EVERYBODY + everyone missed the “Whitney” bar 1:04:57 Everyone thinks its AI + What counts as ghost-writing? 1:10:36 How to get featured? Alexx missed out 1:13:02 Do Rappers have disses ready to go? 1:17:22 Drake in these streets? Feels personal + The Weeknd rumours 1:24:11 Iran firing on Israel, Netanyahu given a lifeline + intel for hot war 1:37:29 War is a money game + will Israel retaliate? 1:43:48 Give us silly topics to talk about, not World War 3 1:44:40 UFC 300 - Holloway is a BEAST + Poatan picking intelligently 1:54:58 Curating a culture, expectation from the fans + entertainment is king 1:57:19 Ryan Garcia is carrying the Devin fight? 1:59:40 Chandler v McGregor announcement 2:00:21 Dinner next to Larry David?

What's up everybody, welcome to Flagrant and today we are going to begin with a absolutely phenomenal conspiracy that I heard over the weekend from the good folks over there, the ninjas or butterflies that came to the show in Jacksonville, man. We were chopping it up backstage in the green room. I get them all sitting down, I'm like, I need some heat. Don't give me these B or C level conspiracies, I need the number one shit right now. He goes, okay, you've been hearing a lot about the Boeing planes falling apart, doors falling off, the planes aren't working, the whistleblower that might have gotten murked, and the public has been almost desensitized to Boeing planes falling apart. When I'm in a plane flying right now, I'm like, is this Boeing?

Like, I'm concerned. And if a Boeing plane does fall apart, that wouldn't blow my mind. Well, you know whose jet happens to be a Boeing? Take a wild guess. Why don't Trump? That's how they get them out of here. If they can't.

That's what he said. I was like, yo. Because if, God forbid, God forbid, God forbid. God forbid we lose the great one. God forbid we lose the next press. But if, for example, Trump's plane went down and it was a Boeing, people wouldn't immediately go, oh, they killed him. They would go, of course it did.

It's a Boeing. These planes are going down nonstop. Yeah. So are they inflating the fact that these Boeing planes are falling apart? Are Boeing planes falling apart more than Airbus? We don't even know. We just right now expect Boeing to fall the fuck apart. And if they can't get him out of here and it looks like he's gonna win the election he has to fly to iowa or something plane goes down see you

later trump we blame bowen wow that's he admit that's he let me add let me didn't bowen get bailed out back in the day so the government could be like hey we bailed the fuck out you gotta tell us you're gonna take a little hit but we already gave you your money. Yeah. This is the beautiful thing about conspiracy theories. It's basically, it's comedy without humor. But it's connecting two things that definitely have nothing to do with one another and making it seem as if they do. And you're like, oh, my God. And the pressure is off to be funny.

You just have to make it somewhat logical. Okay. Listen, guys, what else is going on in the world? We got abortion. They're taking it away in Arizona. What's the vibe? So Arizona had a law in 1864 that abortion was illegal. No exceptions for incest or rape at any time from the moment of conception.

And the only exception that was allowed is if the mother's life is in danger. This law is from like 60 years before Arizona was even a state. I think 1912, Arizona became a state. So it's an old law that also to be, to give context, I don't know how much, but back then, moment of conception, they found out much later. They didn't have the technology that we have now to find out you pee on a stick and then you find out three weeks in. So that's, that's one. So a month, they find out a month. Yeah, I heard maybe even later. I think I heard a couple months, but yeah. Well, if pee on a stick and then you find out three weeks in. So that's one. So a month, they find out a month. Yeah, I heard maybe even later. I think I heard a couple

months, but yeah. If you missed a period. You could presume. So that law was, there was an injunction on that law when Roe vs. Wade passed, meaning this law is on pause. So 1977 or whatever, Roe vs. Wade got passed. Then that law, there's an injunction. And then since then, pro-life

groups have kind of been working to chip away at abortion right and then I think in 2002 they passed a 15 week ban yeah so you can't get an abortion

after 15 weeks I don't I think there was exceptions for rape and incest I don't remember that part exactly right but then this

Roe gets overturned with Donald Trump who said I'm gonna overturn Roe versus Wade. I think it should be up to the states. That's what he has said since 2016. He didn't flip flop on this.

Since 2016, this should be a state's rights issue. We want to overturn Roe. I will put pro-life judges in the Supreme Court so that we can overturn Roe versus Wade and it can be a state's rights issue. Then in 2021 or 2022, Arizona passes a law that says abortion is illegal if the child has a genetic defect. And then also it gives human rights to fertilize embryos, eggs, fetuses. From that moment it's fertilized, this is a human life. From fertilization? From fertilization.

From fertilized eggs, embryos, fetuses. So I believe, yeah, same thing. I'm just regurgurgitating what i read but also it seems like the same thing logically so that law i think the reason why i say that is because from fertilization to the embryonic stage a bunch of shit needs to happen where you lose a lot of eggs yeah so that's why it's difficult for the fertility clinics to stay open if they're held responsible for those lives and i think that's why it's difficult for the fertility clinics to stay open if they're held responsible for those lives. And I think that's why it's a tricky thing for them. It's like, it says fertilized eggs and embryos, which again, the fetus is very different than fertilized. It would basically cause the fertilization clinics to close down because they don't want to hold the liability of 75% of your eggs.

Oh, yeah, and they're liable for all those deaths. Exactly. Okay, fuck. So there's multiple stages that these fertilized eggs go through before you can implant them. Right. And through each stage, some people lose up to like 50%. Okay. So if the clinic is held responsible since each fertilized egg is a life, they'll go, well, nobody's going to insure this if we're held responsible as if we actually killed one of these fertilized eggs.

Yeah. So in a way, the law gets one of these fertilized eggs. Yeah. So, in a way, the law gets rid of fertility clinics. Right. Yeah. Oof. That's tricky.

Okay, go on. Then the Supreme Court makes a ruling that says that 1864 law actually has precedent over all other abortion laws, over Roe versus Wade,

over the 2002 15-week abortion ban. So, from now on, from the moment of conception, no exceptions for Roe versus Wade. the 2002 15-week abortion ban. So from now on, from the moment of conception, no exceptions for Roe versus Wade. Oh, so it's like illegal. Illegal unless the mother's life is in danger. Now Trump, and this could be a very smart pivot or it could be what he meant the whole time.

That's the House of Dragons rule, where it's like basically if the baby's going to kill the mom, you can make a choice. Yes. Got it. Okay. Then you can make a choice. Got it. Okay. Then you can do it, which makes complete sense. Now, Trump, again, maybe this is what he always meant, or maybe it's a very smart pivot.

He said, hey, when I said states' rights, I meant the citizens of the state should be allowed to vote on it. Arizona went too far because the Supreme Court ruled on something and didn't put it in the people's hands. This is an Arizona Supreme Court ruling. I think that's fair. Which makes sense. Now, it could be a very smart pivot of like... Especially the judges are not appointed by the people. So it's not going to be reflective of the democratic process.

Yes. Yeah, I don't like that at all. Now, maybe when he said states' rights, he was saying in 2016, maybe what he was selling is by any means necessary up to the state. Maybe that's what he... It should be able to be changed by the state.

If the state wants to change, then that law should change as well. And if I had to guess, Arizonians, I think they want to change that. Yeah. Yeah. Knowing a couple of Arizonians, I think they want the scoops.

So the reason this has become such a touchpoint is because Arizona is the biggest swing state that has such an intense ban. I think Florida has passed and Georgia, Florida's gonna pass on May 1st, enforced,

and Georgia has passed six-week abortion bans. So anything after six weeks? Yeah, and I believe... That's snug, bro. That's snug. It's very snug. That's snug.

Because your period can be a little late, like... Yeah. You could also get it right after your period, so it's up to like seven or eight that it takes to sort of kick in and notice. Yeah, that and that's snug they were good with that

little 15 week or whatever 15 weeks seems reasonable right what do you want to complain about that i don't know what you should know by then you know i'm sorry if you don't know by then yeah no 15 weeks seems very reasonable 15 weeks I think most people would find 15 weeks reasonable. And I think that's what Trump wants to make. He's saying, I want to make that the national law of 15 weeks, which seems reasonable. You can even bring it down. No. You can bring it down.

We can bring it down. Why? I'm just saying we could. Here's what I will say. We can bring it up, though. We could, but you should know. There are people who don't. It's also a tough decision for people to make.

So sometimes you need a little time to think it over. You might have a vacation plan you don't know if it's going to happen. Can you be honest? 15 minutes is a lot of time to think it over. That's a lot of time. Sleep on it. A sleep. That's a lot of time.

People don't say sleep on it. Hey, Alex, sleep on this decision for the next 105 days. You know what I mean? Nobody does that. Sleep on it 105 times. 105 days what I mean? Nobody does that. Sleep on it 105 times. 105 days is crazy. Put it like that. Thank God I got the math right.

I just had to reconfirm it in my head. 105 days is crazy. Yeah. But you don't even know until day 40. So now that's shrunk to really 60 days. Yeah, sleep on it. Sleep on it 65 times. 65 days is crazy.

So I think 15. You really need i think 15 you really need 30 days you really need 30 it's like a refund at best buy or something you know sorry you need 30 after after the initial 40 yeah you really need a good 70 days if we're being honest if we're being honest you need set you should be able to figure it out within 70. 10 weeks. That's it. Look at your man. Do we got this? No. Yes.

Yeah, I think 15 weeks seems reasonable. I think 10 weeks seems reasonable. And then, obviously, for incest. Yeah, so there's no exceptions for incest. I don't believe Florida, Georgia. There's 14 states that have- Yeah, incest and rape, you gotta let them- Here's what's very funny. Mississippi makes an exception for rape, but not incest.

That's far. Like, you're really playing into the stereotype of your state. That's far. When you're like, well, incest, that could be love. That's far. That's so funny. I like that. Know your brand.

Yeah. Know your brand. I like that a lot. That is such a funny thing. Is that true? That's true. No exception for rape. No exception for incest.

Exception for rape. Do you have to prove it's incest?est like could you just go in and be like but that's what's funny is there's so much incest that not that's not right for them they can't bundle it up you know what i mean yeah most states it's like a it's like you know getting your tv and internet the same pack most states are probably just like incest is always right yeah exactly so we could just put yes and then somebody had to go i think we got to put incest as always right. Yeah, exactly. So we could just put right. Yes. And then somebody had to go, I think we got to put incest as well. Because there's some consensuals out there that want to get rid of it.

It is weird you have to put both. You know what I mean? It should just be right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that falls under the umbrella. You know what the worst part about it is? The incest. You're like, nah, I don't think so. Yeah.

I think it's the right part. Oh, yeah. Oh, brother. Oh, brother. What is this? Brother, ew. yeah i think it's the right part oh yeah but oh brother do you know that no that's great brother oh brother oh disease okay so so this is kind of i think democrats only hope to really win the election because they're all saying this is Trump's fault. Even if Trump didn't push for this, he repealed Roe versus Wade. He put this in the state's hands.

This is what happens under Republican rule. Here's the thing. From what my experience in Arizona, they are like gun Republicans. Yeah. In that they're like, hey, we want freedom to have our guns we want freedom i don't even know if they care that much about like the government encroaching on their businesses and that kind of shit like i don't even know if they care that much i think they're just like hey we like guns kind of libertarian vibes yeah it's a little bit more like even to choose to live out there in the desert. You're kind of like off the grid.

You're trying to abort themselves a little bit. A little bit. I don't think that that extends to, I don't think there's like religious conservative. So what they're trying to do is get it put on the ballot. And if it gets put on the ballot, it will get voted down. In a heartbeat. Absolutely. And I think there are people who are trying to block it from getting put on the ballot on the conservative side.

And this is where Alex was saying it's kind of fracturing the conservative party conservative party is getting more and more pro-choice and less and less like ardently pro-life so now you got these guys though who are like no i did vote for this republican guy or trump or whoever because i thought you were going to outlaw abortion i'm a single issue voter that's the only fucking thing that matters to me. Now I feel very betrayed that you're suddenly backtracking. And like, you might not feel it with Trump, but Mitch McConnell was like, I haven't seen anything on this ruling. I don't know what's going on.

Like what a fucking non-answer that was. So you're looking at all of your leaders who you believed in and you might feel a way. And now there's this kind of fracture. And this issue is so polarizing and such a single issue thing, although it's based on this one thing, that there does seem to be a splinter in the Republican Party. Wow.

And this is the only chance this Democratic Party has to win, I think. Because they're so fucking weak and they don't stand on anything. But what I can tell you is, you don't want that. And that's why it's becoming such a touch point and such a media issue.

So what do we think? Sorry, go, go. The attorney general also said, I'm not prosecuting anybody. I'm not prosecuting a patient or provider under this draconian law, as she called it. You're so good at this. You know so much shit. When you apply yourself, you fucking know. You're like really good at that.

I will forget all of this within 48 hours. None of that matters because you know it now. We recorded it. It was good fun. Yeah. I mean, you just know all these things. You said Mitch McConnell. I mean, I tuned out, but you fucking got it.

Like, it was incredible. As long as y'all think I know something. You do know it. You know all this. It's amazing. Yes. I'm, like, blown away. Yes.

Did 1864 and all this other shit. This is incredible. You're wrong, actually, initially. What was it? I thought it was 1856 and it was 1864. I just re-looked it up. Thank God. No I had a year wrong, actually, initially. What was the year? I thought it was 1856 and it was 1864. I just re-looked it up,

thank God. No, you said 1864. Yeah, I know, but in the bathroom break, I was checking my notes and I was like, we don't know about the bathroom break.

We know what you delivered to the people. You're right, you're right. Yeah, bro, this is incredible. You did deliveries. You killed that shit. 70 days.

Shut up and make some drums. I think 70 days is it 70 day abortion ban very reasonable Al why so much what's the latest one you did

yo what was your latest as I was researching it I was like Al should have taken this guy cause there's a pill I didn't know there's a pill

you could take and then I was like, that's probably how he got it every time. For how many days? The pill is crazy. Wait, why is it? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

It basically makes their body go through pregnancy. Like, it forces the contractions. And so, it's a painful process. Definitely get the nice little vacuum, scoop, scoop.

Ay! That's most, though. I think most are chemical abortions. Yeah. Yeah scoop. That's most, though. I think most are chemical abortions. Yeah, but that's the worst one. It's better to go for the nice little vacuum. Yo, when you talk about it, like how they get it out of there, it feels like murder.

No, it doesn't. When you talk about how they get it out of there. What are you talking about? You got a mess. Can we have a look? We got to check if it's banana. Bill Maher's getting killed for this vacuum. Chemical.

Like, it just feels like you're killing something. Bill Maher's getting killed for this vacuum chemical like it just feels like you're killing something Bill Maher's getting killed for this what's his take he's like yo honestly the Republicans who are like 15 week man y'all don't make any

logical sense to me the guys who make sense to me logically are like life begins at conception this is murder I do believe it's murder I'm okay with it being murder

and then he says a joke thing that like I love soccer there's 8 billion people yeah soccer jumped that like I love Saga 8 billion people yeah Saga jumped on it he's like there's 8 billion people in the world we could

we could lose a few and I think Saga kind of jumped on that which I think to give Bill more grace he's just trying to be funny I kind of look at it like yeah it is murder

I just think it's euthanasia as opposed to like you know when you kill somebody he's like terminally ill that life doesn't if your mom doesn't want you 14 weeks in

if she's been going through pregnancy for 14-15 weeks and is still like, I don't want this motherfucker. I have doubts that that baby will have a good quality of life. Maybe we better to just, for all parties involved in society at large. You know how like, if you were on steroids, you get an asterisk on your home runs? Yeah. Can't this be like murder with an asterisk? No. Because it's not full i think

that's how god looks at it like you didn't murder a full person you know what i mean like if you murdered like like let's say there was somebody who was like they're they're missing like half their body right okay okay that's not the example no no no this will be good this is this is the example listen so we take a mission you just get half the time no no let's say so it's missing half their body right and like you you chopped in like what you were accused of right is like chopping up their body into pieces and like putting it into a refrigerator and then like it came out it was only half the body right mini fridge yeah it would be one a smaller fridge but you'd also be like all right

he didn't chop up the whole body like it was two chops it wasn't even that many chops when you think about it right so it was it was like you had to do what you had to do what i'm trying to say it's not a full it's a know what I mean? Like, full murder. And also, like, after a certain age, like, if you're, like, 85. Yeah, that's the example. If you kill someone that's, like, 109. Is that full murder? Or is that an asterisk?

Are you Barry Bonds-ing it a little bit? So let's just talk it out. I could be wrong. But let's just talk it out. On the deathbed. On the deathbed, you know, and you pull the plug. But they're like, yo, you got a day left. Full murder? Not even remotely murder.

But it is. You got a day left. You pull the plug. You had a day. You had 24 more hours. Is that murder? No. It doesn't work like that.

How does it work? When they hooked up to the machine, they can stay alive just based on the machine. That's what I'm saying. They have as many days as they want left. Nope. Not this situation. Don't do that. Not this one.

Give me a solution, Al. Yo, save by the bell. What about that? Save by the bell. I don't know. I'm going to throw it out there. Listen, what about save by the bell, What about that? Save by the bell. I don't know. I'm going to throw it out there. Listen, what about save by the bell, Al? So check it, right?

Save by the bell is this. We're fighting, right? All right. I, just so that you feel comfortable, your ego isn't in Bruce, you hit me, right? Because we know. That was condescending.

I know. Well, if I was going to let him hit me, I had to be condescending first. Or I'm very kind and I knock him out. So it's one or the other. I'm still having an ego, too. He would blow his shoulder out if he could. He's like, he's better than I am.

We couldn't even get into it. I knew we couldn't even get into it. The hypothetical can't even get there because Al and I can't agree who would win in the function. Is it murder? Okay, okay. So let's say hypothetical. We're fighting. You knock me out, right?

But the round ends before the 10-second count. So I'm saved by the bell. Hold on there. Why did you say Max Gaethje? This just happened. Hold on now. No, because he wasn't.

This is the opposite. I'm saved by the bell. Okay, Mark? Saved by the bell. All right? How does that work for what we're talking about? I think you got knocked out, dude. But did I?

Yeah. Did I? I don't know if you did. No, technically you did. I don't know if I did. Technically I didn't. I think I'm off to 10 weeks right now. I think I'm right. Did I? I don't know if you did. No, technically you did. I don't know if I did. Technically I didn't. I think I'm on to 10 weeks right now. I think I'm right.

Hold on. I think I'm right. 10 weeks makes mad sense. 10 weeks. Are you saying it's still partial murder? No. I'm saying saved by the bell. You should be very worried about signing on.

No, I'm saying the murderer got saved by the bell. Yeah. The murderer got saved by the bell. It's not murder. It's Zach Morris murder. This is why. Oh, my God. I threw this out there

thinking that this wasn't going to work and we were going to retrofit it, but it kind of does work. You're saved by the bell, right? You as the murderer

get saved by the bell when you do it at 10 weeks. You don't know if that pregnancy would make it all the way. That's true. So technically, you are saved by the bell

as a murderer. We can't call you a murderer because we don't know if you would have stayed knocked out or not. You are saved by the bell. In 10 weeks. can't call you a murderer because we don't know if you would have stayed knocked out or not. You are saved by the bell. 10 weeks. Saved by the bell.

I like 10 weeks. Whoa, whoa, not 10. 10, 10, 10. Wait, what is 10? 70 days? 70 days. Oh, yeah, that's fine. No, 70 days is tight.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You're right. 70 days is fine. I was thinking when you said 10 weeks, it was six, but it's not. It's two and a half months. One month, you miss your period. Okay, maybe you're going to Vegas. You're having some fun.

Maybe you didn't have a lot of carbs. Something's going on. Two months, you don't get a period. You're going to start wondering. Two months, one week, you should be like, all right, pregnancy test. Now you got seven days.

That's all. That's all. I think we might need a little longer. I think I need... week you should be like all right pregnancy test now you got seven days that's all that's all because the first month is a mulligan you know what that is you haven't had your period in six i do know that thank god if you haven't had your period in six weeks you're not gonna be like hey i might be pregnant no girl's gonna be like i should take a test. No cuz they didn't eat that week Sometimes their periods don't come. Yeah, sometimes dead ass their periods don't come but they could take a pregnancy test anyway Yeah, but they wouldn't do it. Why would they cuz I'm mr. Because it's a 10-week abortion ban son. Yeah, that's important

But you don't take pregnancy test for the same reason. We don't take on the next TV test. You don't want to find out pregnancy test for the same reason we don't take an STD test. You don't want to find out? You know what I mean? This herpy is forming. I'm telling you, test or not. But think about it, for that two bucks, they're too busy having fun because you don't have any period during that time where she's a little, you know. She outside.

But she's been nutted in. It's all happy. She's been nutted in multiple times. She don't even know she's been nutted in. She was partying. She didn't know. It was fucking, like, whatever. It's fuck. Freak off. It's fuck time. It's a freak off.

It's a ditty party. He was getting thrown around. How many weeks do you think they need? Say again? How many weeks do you think they need? Let's talk it out, because now we know 70 is really too little. It's too little. Based on the psychology of a whore.

Think about it. You're getting thrown around like a trout at a fish market in Seattle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't know who's nutted in you or who isn't, right? You come 70 days, 70 days later,

you're like, I should get a pregnancy test. Or 60 days later. Yeah. 60 days plus seven. 67 days later, I should take a pregnancy test. You take a pregnancy test,

oh shit, you pregnant. Damn. You don't know if the guy who nutted in you was rich or not. You gotta figure that out. You can't figure that out in three days. What if he's in a draft class? You don't know if he's about to go to the league. You're gonna abort

a future NBA prospect? But the draft is in three months. You gotta wait. So now, based on this logic, you gotta go to the combine. You gotta see the vertical. You gotta see the 40. You gotta see what type of draft prospect this guy is. If got to go to the combine. You've got to see the vertical. You've got to see the 40. You've got to see what type of draft prospect this guy is.

If he could go first round, lottery pick? Yep. Keeping it. Let it grow! Let it grow! Let it grow! I'm telling you! But you might need three more months. Hold on. We're not at eight.

We're not at eight. We are at eight months. Hold on, hold on. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight.

We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We're not at eight. We are at 10 weeks.

Okay. We know that you're not really checking to see if you're pregnant or not until how many weeks? Day 67. Okay? How many days you need to decide if the guy who nutted you is going to be rich or is rich it depends I would say

if we're just going to be fair and let's err on the side of comfort here three weeks that puts us at how many weeks 88 days it depends on the time

a year or two that's my point about 12 and a half weeks yeah we got to see a tax return before taxes are very important there's taxes stressful time It depends on the time of year, too. That's my point. It's about 12 and a half weeks. Yeah. We got to see a tax return before. Taxes are very important. Taxes are a stressful time.

You can push it back a period even more. I'm thinking three months is safe. I'm thinking three months is safe. 12 weeks or three months? Those could be different. You know what? You're fucking right. That's an actually really important thing that i learned after having a kid yeah the reason they say the week shit is because three months is not the same as 12 weeks yeah you're 100 right give them the months

three months no we'll do weeks weeks weeks yeah weeks weeks it could be a short month yeah it's a 12-week abortion, man. 12 weeks. Now here's the thing. You're going to want an extra week. Because everyone procrastinates. Everybody procrastinates. Also, you've got to find your right doctor. You've got to find your right clinic.

You've got to get the guy to pay for it. He might not want to pay for it. Which vac are you going to use? Now we're at 12. Anybody want to have a little fun? I can't get pregnant again. You might as well get nutted. You can't get pregnant again.

13-week abortion ban? But now you're at 13. If you're at 13, it's bad luck. 13 is bad luck. So 14-week abortion ban. I think 14 is a good number. 14-week abortion ban. Okay.

They might have thrown all this through and 15 might have been. 15 is safe for everybody. I think 15 is safe for everybody. That really includes holidays. Okay. Like. These politicians be doing stuff. See, and we talk all this shit.

They are doers. Come on. They make a difference. Come on. And we talk all this shit. Okay. When we just need to shut our mouths and enjoy our rap beef. All we're doing is complaining. So 15 week abortion ban 15 weeks okay what's what do you think about it when

they made that rule about abortion back in the day in 1864 there wasn't shit to do but get pregnant for a woman that's true you were acutely aware of what your period was because that was your only entertainment for the month you couldn't read that's true only entertainment for the month. You couldn't read. That's true. You couldn't ride a horse. You couldn't do nothing. Make a casserole and wait for that fucking bloody Sunday. God damn.

What? What? It's funny. You had once a month, you're going to have the strawberry shortcake. Okay? Then once a month,

that strawberry shortcake is coming and that's what you look forward to. So of course, they were aware of it. These girls now, what are they doing now? Playing Minecraft. Right?

Minecraft. It's a little young. Yeah, you're right. What are they doing in that? What are these girls doing? Fuck, what's that? Restaurant week? Checkers or some shit. They're playing checkers.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Checkers. Chess. They're playing chess. What's the NBA players, some shit they're playing checkers yeah yeah checkers chess they're playing chess what's the NBA players bro they're playing 4D chess you know what I'm saying

they're plotting what are you saying they're playing 4D chess they're trying to get a kid cooking you know what I'm saying are you saying that they're trying to use

these NBA players and get pregnant with them that's what you're trying to accuse women of doing I mean I don't think guys are doing it that's a good point that's good I don't think guys are doing it. That's a good point. That's good.

I don't think guys are fucking NBA players trying to get pregnant, in my experience. It's almost primarily women. Listen, you know I can freak off. I don't want to throw a wrench into this plan that we've devised here, but I will throw one more suggestion. the amount of time that you have is dependent on the uh financial situation you're in so if you make over a quarter million dollars a year yeah you can you have eight months to decide. Okay. Why not? So a 32-week abortion ban. 32-week abortion ban.

I think 32 weeks is good. If you're a woman, you're making a quarter million dollars, you can support the baby on your own. It's not a big deal. You are not dependent on anybody else. The only person's life to change is yours. You should be entitled up to nine months, to be honest. So 36 weeks. Now, if you have settled dust it boom you got no job you're a stripper you know what i mean you you basically

you get paid all cash it is if your job is all cash you know if you get paid tips if you got to iron your money if you if you got to use an iron for your money um that you know this is a different this is i think it might be a shorter period okay okay and i think that i i meant to reverse what i just said i think we solved it everybody we did really solved it we did hell yeah there's also late delivery though so i think we should have like a 40 week abortion yeah 40 weeks, I think. 10 months.

10 months. Yo, that's a good point. What if the baby's late? Yeah. Yeah. So we got to build a pad sometime, 40 weeks. 40-week abortion ban, done and dusted. How far off do you think we are from, like,

yeah, we're killing something. We don't know if it's a full human yet, but we're killing something. But we're okay with that. How far off do you think americans are from that yeah i just feel like there's like a what's the term cognitive dissonance or whatever when it's got a heartbeat yeah it's not alive that's not a life you guys are all i just feel like we'd be gaslighting these christians man these christians are like yo there's a heartbeat and then we're like man shut up yeah you don't like gays. Shut up. Why y'all hate gays so much?

Why don't you watch a priest? They say shit that is true. It is so obvious. And we just call them homophobic. And then if you acknowledge it's murder or something, it's like, yo, it's got a heartbeat. So what do you say to that?

They have nothing. There's no, I've never heard a response to it. I would say we got to stop gaslighting Christians. But we also just have to accept how we kind of feel. Yeah. That's like Louis' bit.

What did he say? It's killing a baby, but women should be allowed to kill babies. Yeah. It's like women should be allowed to kill what's inside of them. Yeah. But it is killing. Up to a certain point. I don't think, and I think that they should only be allowed

to kill a certain amount of them. That's another thing. Oh, no, this, this is fire. This is fire. Let me ask you something now. If you found out a girl had 24 abortions, you got to take away that right, right?

There is a number. You got, there is a number. That's a kink at that point. Yo, yo, yo, you're into it, bro. You're really into it. God damn, that's a serial killer. So, Baker's dozen, 13. So, Baker's dozen.

Thirteen. So, it's like, you see the trans woman that was trying to get a uterus put in to be the first trans woman to have an abortion. Oh, my God. This bitch doing too much.

They trying to be hated, bro. They trying to be hated. That's kind of fun. They trying to be hated. Why? Why is that bad? This bitch doing too much. Why?

Come on. I mean, it is a lot, right? Why? It's just too much. Why? Why? If you gonna go, go. No, but if you gonna go, go. Pro-choice and pro-abortion are different things this bitch is pro-abortion listen alex is

proof that you don't have to be a woman to have an abortion that trans dude could have a million abortions right now why the hell does he need to be inside trans rights bro alvo get them pregnant you know imagine getting a uterus put in getting pregnant to just have an abortion what a what doctor is doing that what doctor's like what are you even connected to i don't even know if the power outlets that's true it's like the ucb what is it called usbc yeah yeah it might be yeah what is it connecting to yeah i don't know i don't know what you wired it up what for real like we have to is that even a real thing that they can do they can put a uterus inside there i think so can you put a uterus on a dolphin no let me look okay we're using pig kidneys now so it's like we can do a lot but

what's a kidney do yeah you gotta hook it up, though. We got a place for a kidney. So you just switch it from a pig. And it's working. New Delhi-based surgeon would soon attempt a uterine transplant on a transgender woman. It hasn't been performed successfully yet, but for people assigned male at birth. Man, this guy just wanted to kill a trans. I mean, hey.

That's a cap. That is funny. That is funny. Let's be that is funny that is that is funny I'm just going to be honest about what that was oh I can put a uterus in ya experimental surgery

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I looked into this Trump story with the with the trial trial yeah I looked into this story to understand this story yeah

after reading and not only reading talking it through with someone who has legal expertise after trying to get to the bottom of it, I realize there's no hope. There's no hope.

There is no hope for information ever again. There's no hope. First of all, I'm going to go through each one of you and just ask you if you know what the trial's about. Do you know what it's about? The hush money payment. For Stormy Day. Okay payment. First of all, we all know Trump's going, the guy who's probably going to be president is going to trial in our city. You have no fucking clue. There's no hope. It's okay. Nobody knows. We all don't know. I didn't know the shit you were fucking talking about. I have no clue.

When you tell me about the abortion thing i have no fucking clue i'll tell you right now i know what abortion is sit him on a cactus that's all i fucking know i have nothing i don't know anything else besides that okay okay you know i've never heard listen i dude it's what they do in arizona this is what we're gonna have to go back to now that they made it illegal right going out there in the desert find a spiky one and go for it right so i'm looking into this fucking trump thing okay stormy daniels i know okay this is what i thought it was going into it because i just read headlines and i'm a fucking doofus right i go okay he took money from the the campaign uh funds okay and then paid it that's what i thought right because i'm an idiot

right uh not even what it's about. Okay. Apparently, and I'm going to have to take out my phone that has notes on it to get through this, I'm sure, but I'll try to do without. Okay. Apparently, apparently, he pays Michael Cohen, who was his personal attorney, $130,000. Michael Cohen sets up a shell company to create separation between Michael Cohen and Stormy Daniels. The shell company pays Stormy Daniels $130,000. That is hush money. That's, hey, be quiet about, you know, whatever the fuck happened. Don't say some shit, okay?

Now, it is a—the reason why this is a big deal for Trump is because it's a felony, right? It is a misdemeanor to falsify your business records. In other words, say that you paid for one thing when it was really for another. Trump said in his records he paid $130,000 for legal services to Michael Cohen. The $130,000 from the shell company that Michael Cohen set up went to Stormy Daniels, which would imply that he was falsifying his records. Now, that's just a misdemeanor. People falsify their business records all the time. It is quite common practice. Maybe people are writing off a fucking meal here and there that's not exactly a business meal. They're writing off. There's falsifications. This happens all the fucking time. Okay. But he's running for

prison. He's running for prison. And this is where it gets even more specific. In order for it to become a felony, you have to falsify your records. There's a couple options where it can be felony. Falsify your records with the hope to conspire to gain office. So if they can prove that he had falsified his records in hopes to benefit him for running for office, this is, I think, a New York law, specifically. I don't know if it's available in other states. Then you can go, okay, now it's a felony. And once it's a felony,

now we can put five years in prison or whatever the fuck it is. But it doesn't stop there. It's not only if they can prove intent to conspire to run for office and how this would benefit, there's another one where if you evade tax authorities is obviously a crime, right? So if you're evading tax authority. So if you're falsifying records, that is a crime. And doing that to evade tax authorities, that is a felony.

Now, anytime you would falsify records, it would be to evade tax authorities. So it's already going to be a felony. So the DA hasn't even said which one it's going to be. He's like, we got something that's a felony. I don't got to tell you, but we got something. It's an illegal shore. It's going to make me vote for him. That's my takeaway i i if if researching this

and seeing the fucking and you don't think that there's at least a little bit of a witch hunt a little bit of a witch we're talking about new york city yeah you can't pay a bitch to shut the fuck up like you can't pay her from your lawyer? Yeah. Like, how are we supposed to pay him, Alex? How are we supposed to pay him? Use his own personal funds. He did use his own personal funds. He used funds from the pool that's supposed to be for running.

So here's my thing. He doesn't like to use his own money for anything. But here's my thing. And that's his fucking downfall. Didn't he use his own money for his campaign? No, but he still got plenty of donations. Sure, sure. But what I'm saying is, can't he say that the 130 came from his own money?

No, because it came from the pool. Even if he put his own money into that pool of money, it still comes from that pool. You can't say 100% came from. You can't prove 100% came from. Up to right now, all his lawyer fees have been coming from a pool from donations he has not paid a single dollar of his own money for any of his legal fees up to this

guy has no idea what's going on he made more money after January 6th because they thought they were going to lock him up so people donated more to him after the campaign than before the campaign and he's been riding on that money to pay all this okay fair enough fair enough what i'm trying to say what i'm trying to say is it's not your fault for not knowing this like i i get it's really not it's everything is so

the amount of work that it took to just barely understand and still get it wrong this topic yeah that's every topic yeah that's everything the amount of work you had to do last night to just barely scratch the surface of iran and israel not even talking about iran and palestine i mean israel palestine just nobody no human being could understand all of this stuff and have friends a family children a job it is a what so what is a, so what I'm trying to get at after all this is I completely get why people just go, fuck the truth. I'm picking a side. Feed me, feed me the talking points.

I'm a liberal. Tell me how I should think. I'm a conservative. Tell me how I should think. Doing the research, it's impossible. It's's impossible. It's literally impossible. Like, imagine you work 80 hours a week.

Imagine you work 80 hours a week and you want to have, you can't, the truth is too hard. You have a family. And then I got to tell them what to think? Tell me what to think so I can tell them what to think. Think about how easy it was. Nazis, bad. Great. Love it.

Americans, good. Love love it i'm informed now everybody's bad everybody's bad now everybody's bad everybody's a little bad everybody's a little good everybody it is impossible to understand every issue and still be like a decent human being with friends and like enjoy basketball you can't enjoy basketball you can honestly during baseball season i'll be more informed the second the nba playoffs are done and we're in that like middle time where there's only baseball the summer the summer i'm gonna be in the hamptons yeah i have no chance of ever being completely informed again i can learn one thing a week and I'll figure that one out. And then everything else, I don't know. What do we do?

What do we do? I don't get the part. What makes this make you want to vote for him now? Because they try to do the same thing on Biden. They've been trying to put charges on him. Wait a minute, hold on. They've been trying to put charges on Biden? Yes.

I'm voting for him. Oh, okay. All right. Whoever to put charges on Bobby? Yes. I'm voting for him. Oh, okay. All right. Whoever they're putting charges on for no reason, I'm voting for. Vote for both. Yo. Yeah. I got the ballots.

Get a mail-in ballot. I got the ballots. I'm going to do that shit. Right? I'm going to do that shit. That's fine. Then you vote, but then it's a wash. Yeah, and then nobody can say that I'm anything.

People don't do that. You're more American because you voted twice. I voted twice. I care about this fucking country. You're the most American. I care about it. Two I voted stickers. You got more American because you voted twice. I voted twice. I care about this fucking country. You're the most American. I care about it. Two I voted stickers. You got one.

Son, lady. Who knows everything? And the guy you vote for wins. That's fine. If you vote for both, it's fine. Yes. You play both sides,

never lose. This is voter fraud right now. Watch what happens. Watch what happens. Right now, I'm saying I'm voting for both. Guaranteed, Biden dies next week.

Trump's plane crashes and now I can't vote for no one and I got to learn about Kamala. Damn. I got to learn about new people. RFK, baby. Shout out to RFK. That's the other thing. Even the vaccines. Like, I've

been... I thought we're not cutting anything else out. We're not. We're not. We're not cutting it. Even the vaccines. I have every reason, even when I was talking to Joe, I have every reason to believe that we should ask questions about the vaccines and research and we should. We should. I want to do that. But I don't have any not put them in daycare, can afford all these things that are luxuries within the vaccine situation. The average American literally, they have to go to work. They can't say, oh, I'm not going to vaccinate my kid. And then who watches your kid?

Oh, you're just going to get a nanny just for your one kid with your salary that's 50 grand a year while you're working at walmart yeah it's not practical now we should ask all the things 100 and it's terrifying i'm terrified as a father genuinely terrified like you never want to do anything to your kid that causes harm and you never want to not do something to your kid that causes harm you you don't vaccinate and then god forbid they get a disease that could have been avoided how could you live with yourself how could you fucking live with yourself so you're just you're terrified yeah but right now from everything all the conversations i've heard about the vaccines there is reason to believe that we should study more that there might be some

negative side effects of these things obviously the aluminum inside right uh but i haven't there hasn't been enough unfortunately research done to prove that they do cause the things that we're worried about which is basically symptoms right so you're in this middle ground where it's like you have all the anxiety yeah and none of the confirmation yeah and there's so many people who probably feel that but they don't have the money where it's like you have all the anxiety and none of the confirmation. And there's so many people who probably feel that, but they don't have the money to lead the life of somebody who wants

to be completely skeptical. It's not cheap. You can't put your kid in a fucking daycare if they don't have it. And this religious exemption shit, they don't give a fuck. You want to put them in private school? The private school goes, yo, kick rocks. I don't give a fuck. These are the rules. So what? Only the rich don't give a fuck. Nope. You want to put them in private school? The private school goes, yo, kick rocks. I don't give a fuck. These are the rules. So what?

Only the rich don't get vaccinated? Mm-hmm. You could have a coworker take the shots for you. Say what? And even homeschool, like not everybody can afford to have a parent stay home.

That's a luxury too. Yeah. You know, it is a... Daycare is expensive. Home care is even... Son, crazy. Yeah. So it's just like, I don't know.

I don't know. You're just, we're in this like weird amorphous time where like, yes, it's great that we're asking questions about everything. I'm glad we're asking questions about everything. I have a lot of questions, but we're also in a time where now that we're asking questions about everything and it's revealing the cracks in everything. Yeah. We have no faith in a single system.

Yeah. No faith in government. I have no faith where my taxes go. I don't know what the military industrial complex is doing with the fucking money. I thought all the money was going to Ukraine until last month. Now everyone's just staying here.

It's going to Raytheon. How is it that I'm 40 years old, and I'm learning that everything I know is false every day? Give me rap beef. Thank God. Thank God, Kendrick. Kendrick and Drake

don't even want to do this. Rick Ross don't even want to do this. They're doing it for us. These girls taking dick from all three of them are doing it for us. Thank you.

Shout out to the homies. Thank you. And don't ask for fucking hush money like Stormy. Shut your mouth and let the beef prevail. Bank different politicians and tell them about Trump. Thank you.

Yeah, we're talking. Do NDAs mean anything these days, man? I don't know. No, that bothers me for real. Yeah, that's great. That bothers me for real. Come on. Do you guys feel at all what I just said?

Yes. Yes, I look at the 90s as being such a happy time. I'm sure it wasn't but we just didn't know anything we knew not ignorant and it was awesome ignorance is awesome and and don't get me wrong it's good we're talking about these things there was a time where ignorance was bliss about what's going on with black people then harriet beecher stowe wrote a book and people were like oh slaves got it bad they literally were reading uncle tom's cabin like wait slaves don't like it? I thought they like it.

Wait a minute they're upset about this? Yeah. They have a feeling what are they people? They could speak English but they had no fucking clue. A lot of people up north. Yeah.

So it's like it's good we ask questions it's good we challenge systems. That being said there is a there is a cost to it. And the cost is

the anxiety of not knowing anything. OJ gave us a year of news coverage to not think about real issues. Rest in peace. Shouts to OJ. Rest in peace. Shouts to OJ. Rest in peace. The juice, boy.

Real talk, we need it. We need a break. We need seasons, bro. How long is the NBA season? Seven, eight months, I think. God damn. What's the shorter one? WNBA.

How long is it? NFL, four months. Okay, NFL. We need an NFL season for learning. Four months of the year, we're gonna go in. We're gonna learn about Israel, Palestine. We're gonna learn about everything. We're gonna know. We're gonna figure it all out. Okay? We're gonna learn about Hamas' perspective. We're gonna learn about Israel's perspective. We're gonna learn about the whole history. We're gonna learn about everything. Okay? And then once the Super Bowl is over, hey hey y'all gotta put that shit on pause for a little bit we need to go listen to some rat beef okay we cannot be learning shit all year we got four months he had to research one story yo you know the crazy thing you know the crazy thing

i ain't never have to research it. This is F-A telling me to research. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. And I know it's not me because I got a text from Mark. I got a text from Mark last night. This is my text from Mark last night at 3.45 a.m. Mark's job is to go research the Israel-Iran war.

Mark at 3.45 a.m. texts me, this Israel-Iran stuff runs deep. It does.45 a.m. texts me, this Israel Iran stuff runs deep. It does. It does. Oh, my God. I texted Mark last night. I said, I feel like we're in college again. I'm researching in the library.

Yeah. I also remembered why I wasn't a doctor when I had to research this topic. The number of fucking times I got distracted was unbelievable. I enjoyed it. distracted was unbelievable. Right. I enjoyed it. It was fun. So I started watching, watch YouTube.

It was just a whole. Oh yeah, then you get distracted. Yeah. You're just scrolling because you're trying to break it. I remember the kids who became doctors

would lock in for like six hours. I'm sitting there for 12 hours trying to research one fucking thing and I keep getting distracted. You might have ADHD, bro. You might have fucking ADHD. I might have the hood. Yeah, bro. I might have ADHD. You might have it, dude. Thank God for the explanation. If you had a little Adderall, you would have been a doctor right now. So here's the thing. I've taken Adderall, right?

Love it. Love it. It's great. Yeah. It still just makes me want to party. Like people are like, I want to do homework. And I'm like, have you partied on it? Because when I take it, I'm like, we need to party. Like we need to go to a blondes show and I need to hear some Techno it depends on the setting that you're in because like nursing school. I should take it Sunday morning lock-in I'll be in the library dark room all black like what private room situation lock-in for eight hours Really? That's the only way I'll do and you enjoyed what you were consuming like you had a thirst for the knowledge I just needed to but that was the only way I was able to do it. And you enjoyed what you were consuming? Like you had a thirst for the knowledge? I just needed to. But that was the only way I taught myself

because in class it was just like, I'm not paying attention to this shit. I'm checking out. So it's like that, the day before, the Sunday before each test, that's when I learned everything. Far. And it worked.

Every test was like between 88 and 90. So then let's do it. Let's do one day a week. News gets one day a week. And then we get on the Ad. Let's do one, one day a week. Everybody news gets one day a week and then we get on the Adderall and then we do one day a week and then we have six other days to do, you know, whatever we want. It's too much to understand each story.

It's too much. It's too much. No, no. I'm telling you, this is why there's no news organization. This is why there's no news. There's not one news organization out there that tells you the truth.

Everyone is filtered through an opinion, right? CNN is this. Fox is that. Daily Wire is this. The Atlantic is that. The Guardian. Everybody has their filter, right? The New York Times, they have their filter.

And you have to. Because to do the research, to tell people the truth every day on a topic impossible it's not humanly possible bro experts every week go on rogan everybody every week they go on rogan experts have dedicated their lives and the same week another expert is like that's bullshit i feel the exact opposite i feel the exact opposite of everything you just said he's a world war ii expert there's another world war ii expert from the other side that believes in 100 certainty he is right rat beef listen to it maybe we just need to tend to our gardens, dude. What does that mean? Just take care of your house.

Just tend to your garden, bro. Listen, that's easy to say when you grew up with a garden. We have an apartment where there's a Dominican that's fucking banging pots and pans all fucking night long. Tent to your stoop, baby. Tent to your stoop. That is why Dominicans go outside. Clap at the pigeons outside. Say what?

Dude, I couldn't. Pigeon clapping outside. Yes, let's play with pigeons. You have to distract yourself. We need distraction. Yeah. This is healthy. All right, guys. Let's. You have to distract yourself. We need distraction. Yeah. This is healthy. All right, guys, let's take a break for a second.

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time i have my fucking tits out everywhere like there's nothing you can really say pears i eat pear he's made fun of his diet he's made fun of everything about him but he's really good at like creating like monikers and names yeah like he's fucking efficient at beef yeah and the beef ain't even with him did like did drake mention him that much did mention him yeah not much but it was just they have an issue with women like i think there's a lot of pillow talking that's been going on and that's because what does pillow talking mean like if two guys slept with the same girl and now this girl goes and tells the other guy stuff that you guys spoke about i don't know if this is on patreon but do you remember when i we had this conversation when I was like, yo, the same thousand girls

are getting fucked by everybody? Was it on a public episode? Yeah. That is the cause of all this beef. Yeah. So thank them bitches. Subscribe. Subscribe to OnlyFans.

All the joy you're getting is from these OnlyFans bitches that every dude is fucking and they're all upset about it. The fragility of the ego. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank God. Yeah.

Okay, so there's pillow talk going on so there's um one of rick ross's exes man imagine rick ross laying on your girl she all warm when you get there she's in a slanket or whatever that shit is what was that thing that you could walk around in all day there's a slanket also, yeah. Okay, okay. But like a few months back, Rick Ross, one of his exes, and she was just, she's going crazy online, like trying to air him out just because they had a bad breakup. Okay. And she was saying that, oh, Ross doesn't even like Drake.

He talks shit about him. And we thought she was just bullshitting. But it turns out that was all true. Because you can tell Ross has been waiting for this. He's been wanting to go out. He is hungry. Yeah, yeah. He's nonstop. What did you say. He's been wanting to go out. He is hungry. He's non-stop.

What did you say? He's always hungry. But he's not. It's like every single post on Instagram. And then Drake got to kind of respond to it because Ross isn't a peon. Ross is one of the biggest names in music. Yeah.

And somehow he beat the CO charges. Yeah, yeah. Like... He took a play out of 50s book because both of them, when they're beefing, they're relentless.

That's what I was going to say. It's reminiscent of 50s where it's just every social media post is so funny. It comes through. But what makes him good? What do you feel like

he's doing that's like a fact? He is having fun. Yes. He is smiling. He's so silly. He's a cartoon. He should be like a villain in The Incredibles. Yeah. You know what I mean? He's just out there He's a cartoon. He should be like a villain in The Incredibles.

Yeah. You know what I mean? He's just out there and he has these beautiful fucking veneers and every post he smiles. And you can't not look at him. He's got face tattoos. His chest is out. He's silly no matter what he does. He's performing at a prom.

Most people would be embarrassed to do that during a beef. He wears a Drake shirt and leans in. Yeah. Like it's a plywood floor yeah drake tries to take a shot and it doesn't he has like an invincibility to him because he doesn't care i'm not affected by any pro so his response when drake dropped the disc he's just laughing on ig stories yeah he's laughing in the studio and then two hours later he yeah and nobody cares about the song he didn't even need to put out a song. Well, the song wasn't-

The stuff that stuck was at the end of the song when he was just talking. Talking. Yeah. Those were the shots. The song didn't have shots, really. I don't even remember. I just remember now when he was going,

he just keeps calling them white boys. That shit is hilarious. It's funny. So there's this simplicity. You go to BBL Drake. Yeah. You got a fake nose. His nose looks the same.

I don't think he got a fake nose. His nose looks the same. I don't think he got a fake nose. But saying it is hysterical. And now I'm questioning it. Now you're like, did he get a fake nose? Now I'm like, can I? Where do you get these fake noses at? How do you take off this amount of time for recovery?

He got fake abs. That's why you're wearing that shit on tour. He's making fun of Drake's body. Which is hysterical. So funny. The idea that he would talk about physique. He said, you got 25% body fat, but you still got sculpted abs. BBL Drake is crazy. So he's fantastic at making these monikers.

And now he's almost, he's got this gravitational pull, right? And now the beef seems less with Kendrick, even though that's what we want. We want the bars for Kendrick. The Kendrick bars feels like it's going to bail out Drake from this Rick Ross smoke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Possibly. Because I don't think Kendrick can do this daily Instagram taunting the way Rick Ross can. No.

I think Kendrick is like, he's got his easel and he's got his oil paints and he's trying to make his beautiful painting. He's trying to Bob Ross it. But the Rick Ross? That's prophets. You don't want to wake up on Instagram to mentions every time. He's Gallagher and Drake is the watermelon. Relentless. Every show. Bang.

And he actually caused Drake's probably only misstep of the weekend. Because he puts out a screenshot of the text that he sends his mom. Yeah. Because mom was like, oh, I'm here and you got a no job. I think it was a doctor text. I don't think it's actually his mom. Yo, mom, text me this.

Yeah. And I'm going to respond. Even so, it was so corny. Yeah. And then he's like, oh, mom, he's racist and he's on some. Moonjara. Moonjara or some shit like that. Yeah.

He's grumpy and shit. But I'm like like you trying to play the race card you're half white half black and you're calling this guy racist and you're saying

it to your mom it was just such the corniest play but the diss track towards everybody I give him that that was good to Drake

diss track went crazy I didn't catch it at first my first listen I didn't know what he was saying I thought it was

all going to be about Kendrick and I didn't realize he got to go was saying. I was like, I thought it was all going to be about Kendrick. And I didn't realize he got to go at everybody. So I was disappointed. I was like, I thought it would be more bars for Kendrick.

You're calling him short. I get called short all the time. It's not that bad. But then when I caught all the shit he was saying, I was like, oh yeah, he went,

he went, he went. Yo, that shit was flames. The Metro one is the best diss to me. Which one? That's some Rick Ross type shit.

Which one? Shut up and make your drums. Yo, son. Because for Metro to respond... Why are you involved in this? For Metro to respond, he's got to do exactly what Drake said.

Yeah. Like, that's so annoying. Yeah. It was all some Rick Ross shit. It's not go make a beat. It's just make drums. Yeah. So dismissive.

Yeah. She was belittling, bro. I was offended for him. That was dumb. That was a hard slide. Yeah, but the bars were crazy. I mean, there was aittling, bro. I was offended for him. That was known as a hard slide. Yeah, but the bars were crazy. I mean, there was a lot of double entendres, triple entendres. Once the internet started explaining, I was like, oh, this is fine.

The Drop It, Give Me 50 shit is great. I knew what that was coming from immediately, but then to find out it had to do with the record deal? Yeah, the TDE thing. So to get out of his deal i believe he had to either he is kendrick he's kendrick yeah so it's like um top dog the guy who he used to be signed to that's td entertainment top dog entertainment to get out of it he had to i believe either sell 50 of his catalog or give him like 50 of future earnings something it. Oh, my. That's why Drake wants him to release the contract

because there's a big rumor that he owes top 50%. Didn't they have him in a 360 before that, basically? Yeah, but everybody's in it. I think when you start out, you get in a 360 and you're just so hungry

for the opportunity you'll take whatever deal is there because you think a deal is going to make your career. It's kind of like to what Russ was saying. And then when you start making money, you learn a little bit more about the industry,

you learn a little bit more how it works. You're like, okay, how can I kind of buy my freedom? But you locked up in these deals and the way that it works is like, it's not for you to be free. We're signing 20 people and one of them might pop and you got to pay for all 20. Here's my one pushback with that part.

Isn't that what everybody says happened to Drake? That's what Push keeps saying. The M's count different when baby divides the pie. You signed one N-word, you signed another N-word, you signed three N-words. So that's kind of the same, like how much of your money are you keeping in music?

I mean, apparently Drake was keeping none. Yeah. That was the case, but now Drake's out of his deal. And I think that's the argument with the Kendrick situation, is that he might have had to give up half to get out future yeah maybe I don't know but like Swifties line like yo make a song with Taylor Swift because you have to for the money because yeah drop and give me 50 like that's what his label's saying drop an album I mean it's just

like really so yeah there's one part that I don't hear people talking about that it's probably the most disrespectful. This is where I'm glad you're talking. So this is wild. So when he says he calls out Kendrick's wife, Whitney, and he's like, oh, yeah. And it was like a play on Tondra with like Whitney Houston and bodyguard bodyguard song. But people used to refer to J. Fuck. God. J-Rock. J-Rock as Kendrick's bodyguard, but people used to refer to jay fuck god jay rock jay rock as kendrick's bodyguard his muscle and it was a rumor that whitney slept with jay rock whitney meaning kendrick's wife yes oh that's diabolical so that line if one of is true even if it's not true that's crazy can we

also say no one's talking and can we also say one thing the whole reason he went on the shop and was like I didn't respond to Push because I didn't want to be so filthy he did the J. Cole I sleep better

no I didn't have to do that we gotta look at that differently now and be like well he has responded to Push though no he said he wrote a song after Push did

Story of Addy Dunn but since then he's responded to Push but he said I had a song no no we know what he said what I'm saying is since then he has had plenty of bars for Push. Yeah, but that's different.

But not like in the heat of the battle. And it's like he said he didn't want to go that personal. And now you went, no. So it's like, he was like, I could have been filthy, but I don't want to have to do that. Yeah, say the real thing, which is like you're just inflating this guy that you're so far beyond when you do with Push. But with Kendrick, it's worth it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kendrick has worked this much.

With Push, it's like, with all due respect, where the fuck is Push now? It's over. Drake is on top of the world again after taking the L in their little beef. If he just kept beefing with this guy, you're just going to keep putting air in his lungs whereas not talking about him

is going to silence him. Also, I think Push is like legit sociopathic. Like Push is like, I'll go, I don't give a fuck. Yeah, yeah. I'll go. No, no, no. 100%, 100%. And Drake was like, I can't beat that.

So knowing that he's going to go wherever and the only thing that keeps the air in his sails is you. Yeah. Make the boat stall. Exactly. Like you could take the risk with Kendrick. Kendrick, it makes sense. Yeah. Because by beating him, now you're und the risk with Kendrick. Kendrick, it makes sense. Yeah. Because by beating him, now you're undisputed number one.

Nobody could be like, hey, Kendrick is actually better. He's more of an artist. Drake is McDonald's. Kendrick is Carbone, whatever. But nobody ever compared Drake to Pusha. Yeah. No one will ever compare Drake to Pusha. We just need to acknowledge that that was some white shit to do.

White girl shit to do. You hate Drake so much. It's so funny. Who's your favorite white boy now this is the no embrace it drake you are white what's wrong be white why is why is that an insult i'm just i sleep better you lost that's fine just acknowledge you lost that's cool this you are clearly winning right now. I also, as much as I'll hate on Drake, I will admit it and be like, yo, he's probably going to go down as the greatest ever.

He's not necessarily for me, probably going to go down as the greatest ever, and I think he's going to win this battle. So I give credit. So tell us some more shit. We partially ruined this beef because on the Patreon episode when we showed the public about this AI music stuff.

Now everybody thinks everything's AI. So there was a track. Yeah, so there was multiple versions of the Drake song that came out. I think what happened is, so he just laid down his lyrics and then sent it around to a couple of producers to try to put a beat over it. That's what I think because there's a version out now that it's just his vocals with no music on it. So the fact that somebody can get ahold of that,

most likely he sent that out to a few people. And so the first version that came out or the first version that I got, where it was like, it was a Biggie sample on it, and get money. And I actually liked that version the best, even though he's not really rhyming on the beat too well. That's why people thought it was AI,

because he's not really hitting the beat the way that he would hit the beat and it wasn't a mixed finished song it was a leak and so then i feel that he was rushed to put that second version out because that first thing didn't sound too great so i don't think he really wanted to drop the way that it was released okay so rush to put out the second thing meaning yeah the so now the second version of that diss track yeah i still don't think he wanted to he wants kendrick to drop first he wanted kendrick he's been telling everybody yo tell kendrick to drop i'm ready he posted that shit posted his manager yeah so it's like this is the thing the leak got out so now it's forced his hand he had to put this out. Now there's a Kendrick leak that came out yesterday.

Is it real or AI? From the internet, most people are saying it's AI. I haven't heard AI that good. To sound like the person, do different inflections and tones. The bars are kind of dope. That's the thing that's interesting about this is that if it flops, you say, say hi if it's fire you go that was us yeah yeah or if it flops you apologize and take it off your album

bro j cole might win in all this bro everyone's gonna everyone's gonna go at each other everyone's shit is gonna get leaked everyone's gonna be like oh this person had a ghost writer for this and then j cole's gonna be the only person sitting there unscathed yo that's true somebody came i think drake posted or somebody posted that there was a reference track that came out for one of Kendrick's songs. And did that guy get exposed as a fraud? That's debatable. So what was that story? So that, I forgot the name of the rapper, but, and he's only, he only used like maybe two or three bars from that reference track.

And he only used maybe two or three bars from that reference track. Most of the time, a reference track, if they use the entire song, then it's like, oh, that's ghostwriting. But if somebody sends a reference track like, hey, here's an idea of how you can flow on the beat, and here's what I would say on the song. And if you take a little bit here and there, as long as you give them a writing credit on it, usually that's fine.

Got it. But that guy wasn't credited on that song, and he did use maybe one or two lines from it. Interesting. So the question is, did he just take it and then rap over it after the song came out to make it look like it was a reference track? That's what I thought. I mean, that. They could make it look like you have a writer by basically,

after you put out your song, re-rapping, including some bars, and then putting it out and going, oh, this is the reference track to this release. Same with the Yachty Drake reference track they got leaked. Wait, what was that one? So there was a reference track for Jumbotron shit.

Oh, is that why Rick Ross is like, Yachty's the pen? So they're saying that Yachty basically put down all the bars for that track, and then that reference track came out.

But then some people are like, wait, is this AI of Yachty doing the song? Oh. Yeah. And so it's like, no, no. Because you can find any cartoon character doing a rap of any song. Hold on. You know what I mean? Does AI make this beef better then? No, because the fact that there's so much mystery that everything is shrouded in creates more conversation. And that's what we really want out of this. We don't want definitive answers. We want to debate. We want to go back and forth. We want to say this person better. No,

this bar is actually this. Hey, this guy's going to come back. Oh, what we heard is there's a track out there that's so crazy. We want all the conversation because it fills up our day. If it's just headshot done, we're bored again. True, but at the same time, it takes the win out of the sales if you're debating if the song is real yeah i agree that is true it does force artists to perform so like now instead of dropping a diss track you might have to drop a diss music video where you have to be like yo i'm actually just gonna wrap it on camera so people know this is from me and this is what i'm saying or you just drop it on your social page. Yeah, you can promote it. I'm going live. Yeah, and that's the

weird part about this. So Drake has never officially said that song is me. Because when that first came out, people were saying it's A.I. He hasn't. He's like been DMing people saying like, what's up? Where's Kendrick at? But he hasn't officially said, hey, I'm putting this song out. It's not on

any streaming service. And so I'm like, is it A.I.? And people, because it's getting good song out it's not on any streaming service and so i'm like is it ar and people because it's getting good reception he's not denying it yo here's here's a question i got that would be crazy ai to have all those to your point about kendrick all those references i just no i can't see ai going triple entendre with shit and and inside info that's actually the and apparently it doesn't have to be ai in that way like it could be someone else wrote it and then entendre with shit. And inside info, that's actually the, and apparently Maul. It doesn't have to be AI in that way.

Like, it could be someone else wrote it and then they use the vocal. Well, Maul also, I think, before the song came out, said drop and give me 50 on the plot.

By the way, Maul was being so funny. I was listening to him talking about J. Cole. Unbelievable. Shouts to Maul and Rory. But anyway, he said drop and give me 50

before this song dropped. Oh, yeah, they, they heard something. Yeah, so he heard something and it must have been, I don't believe this is AI. And this is coming from the only guy who will say anything negative about Drake. Or maybe they made the AI track.

Oh. You got to catch up. You got to catch up, bro. Shit. You got to catch up, bro. Shit. Just saying. How do I get featured in one of these diss tracks?

I'm trying to get sampled. Do you have any advice on how to? Because I'm actually, I really want to get sampled in one of these. Oh, yeah, that was fine. Congratulations. Oh a sample. Oh, yeah. That was fine. Congratulations. Oh, that was sick, dude. That was sick. I want to get a sample, bro.

That was fine. Drake is the greatest rapper ever. Ever, ever, ever. Sample that. Metro Boomin is the greatest producer ever. Boom. Add that if you want to. Rick Ross is the greatest rapper ever.

And so if any of these guys want to use that in this track, just go ahead. Put it in there. Well, Sean may just have like a lot of reasoning behind what he said. You just echoed

the last word of your sentence. I agree. Yeah, that's what you gotta do. That works. That works. Yeah. That's fire.

I wanna be in it. Nah, I killed that. I killed that. I ain't gonna lie. Strong agreement, dude. I killed that. Strong agreement.

That was nice. That was really good. Bro, my phone started blowing up in that shit. I was like, I thought I killed it. Strong agreement. That was nice. That was really good. Bro, my phone started blowing up. That shit dropped. I was like, I thought I was on album. So you almost were. You didn't agree.

I know. I didn't agree. If you agreed, you would have been on that album, though. Later today, we'd do Brilliant Is. You got to be. Uh-huh. Just make sound. It's going to be Black Church, bro.

Bro. Keep going. Talk about it. That shit was so fire. just make sound it's gonna be black church bro bro keep going talk about that shit was so far Charlamagne had this great monologue but it was just totally overshadowed

by my agreeing that's what everybody was saying on the internet that's really what everybody was saying on the internet everybody was like Charlamagne had all these

really interesting thoughtful points but when you just went I agree and then I agree the second inflection on the I agree

oh my god that can't be AI oh yeah Metro they said I don't know if this is true but the rumor is that Metro isolated my vocals and then really increased

the inflection on the I agree that's what you good you get it you get it that was good you gonna make it next time you gonna make it

wait but did they credit you on the song I am on it yeah you are yeah yeah yeah my pseudonym my pseudonym yeah yeah yeah Iudonym, my pseudonym.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a ghostwriting pseudonym. If you're not credited, that's a ghostwriting. No, no. Oh! Did you say it? Metro got a ghostwriter. Yeah?

You. That's crazy, bro. That's wild. Yeah, it's fire. Anyway, so yeah, to be involved in the beef, like it's, you know, it's a very tricky situation. You were kind of doing a Kid Cudi impression, actually. What was I doing?

You were humming a little bit. I i agree no no no don't kid don't kid cuddy me you know if that kendrick track is not ai he's not built for this if that's him if you your wife gets called out in a song and then your response is that yeah it's over oh that's what i was gonna say drake had so many fucking bars and it was so well done do you think these guys are constantly writing things for their adversaries and then like just keeping a note tmz obituary shit what is that like where they write up the obituary of the person before they die and then when they die they just release the thing first i didn't know that they do that you never heard that no oh that's like i thought yeah like they'll write like the obituary like this person died

they had a great life this is who they are and they have it for all the celebrities and then once they die they're able to be like this date boom be the first one to release but do they update it like well they'll just be like their life everything that they've done up into that point but sometimes later in life harvey weinstein gets called out for some shit and it changes the fucking obituary. Yeah, he's a dead guy. Dude, don't bring that up. Come on, bro.

I mean, you're going to bring that up. Or you're just not going to be the first one to release it. I think once you make it to TMZ, they start the obituary with that factoid. Okay. And then they just keep going and going. Okay, okay. I'm just saying, sometimes you need an update. Yeah, but you have the nukes ready, and you have the bars ready, and then they they come at you and you're like, boom, I got it ready.

Oh, what a horrible business to be in. We got to be first with death. Hey, write up an obituary for every person that's worth it. Yeah.

Oh, some producer had to tell the staff that. there's an intern doing that. So you're just writing about the people that you idolize and look up to dying.

Angelina Jolie died of ovarian cancer. Yeah. What a sad fucking existence. No, she can't. She got that at school. She can't. She can't.

She did. I think she had a... She died? She had a clitorectomy or something. What is it called? No, it's not a clitorectomy. She had a clitorectomy. No, it's not the clit.

It's not the clit. She had a clitorectomy. It's where you take away your... You take out your cervix. No, bro. I think she had the breast room. You're talking about Somalia. She had a breast one,

and then she also had a clitorectomy. No. She has no... Look at her right now. She went full Elliot, babe. She went full Elliot, dude. She got the clitorectomy. She got her breast taken.

She got everything. She got it all removed. We need to look this up. Yeah, I need a fact check. The breast is called a mastectomy, and then when you get your pussy scooped out, it's called a clitorectomy, I'm pretty sure. Oh, yeah, it's a clitorectomy.

Hysterectomy, clitorectomy, it's close enough. It could be a hysterectomy. That's removal of the uterus. Yes, it is a hysterectomy. But it should be a hersterectomy. It should be a hersterectomy. It's something like that, not a hysterectomy.

All right, dude. All right. This guy, dude. Dude, he's on there right now, dude. Sample that, bro. We got to put that in a song. Okay. What do we got? What do. Okay. What do we got?

What do we got? What do we got? So they got the bars ready. So when the... That's what I'm wondering. It was just so many... It was like so many good lines. There were so many things put together.

Like he's been off tour for about three weeks. And they've been building toward this. You think? Yeah. How long do you think it takes to write a song? Well, we thought it was like 20 seconds. Was that it? That's true. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I thought it takes to write a song well we thought i was like 20 seconds with ai that's true yeah i mean i don't know i thought it takes a while to like really perfect it and make it good for kendrick at least they've been building i'm sure they've had because they've been building

for this beef for a decade so you think they are keeping shit i would assume i would assume yeah i think they have stuff that they plan to say in the tuck ready to go. That's right. Because they're saying this Kendrick four-year-old track, and it's like, I don't think he'll release that track, but he'll take lines from it. Right. Because it has to sound dated at this point. Yeah. Right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wild. But if this Kendrick track isn't real and he still hasn't dropped, he's looking funny in the light right now. Yeah. Because he wanted this battle. Drake replied. Yeah. What's the strategy?

He should have dropped immediately right after. Yeah, why do you think he's not? I don't know. He wanted it. That's what's weird. He wanted it. He wanted this. Yeah, I know.

From 10 years ago, he wanted it. Yeah. So that's where I'm like, what's going on? Maybe he had to retool after maybe the whitney line made him be like fuck i gotta go now we gotta go harder harder like we gotta we gotta take it there now and maybe he had that for later and now he's by just i don't know but every day that goes by it's he's looking weaker and weaker i don't know if they got anything on drake if the only thing rick ross says is that his nose is fake you know i mean

like if that's the only thing you're saying, I'm like, all right, that's probably it. Nah, something's going on because the way that all these people turned on Drake, he did something. Like, he's fucked enough girls and pillow talk probably enough where it's like they got a lot of shit on him

or a reason to not like him. What I heard was... What'd you hear? What I heard was... This might get sampled. This might get sampled. I agree. Now that I'm involved in this, I'm privy to certain information

that regulars like yourselves might not know. Metro hit you. No, no, no. What I heard is that... Drake and his crew apparently have been like talking like

tough guy street shit for a while when and like doing a lot of subliminals that maybe we're not even getting so it's like really really inside shit and that only the other people that were involved in the lines back now and

so they're like what are we doing? Like, why are you acting street? Why are you acting tough? Like we're all mature. We're all old. We're all making money enough of this kind of bullshit with you guys act, trying to act tough and sending the shots. That's just what I heard. That's just what I heard. I mean, that has been happening. I don't, I didn't even think that was a private thing. They, Drake talks about don't come to the six, you know, my goons will take care of a lot of stuff. And that does actually happen. I didn't even think that was a private thing. Drake talks about, don't come to the six. My goons will take care of a lot of stuff.

And that does actually happen. I've heard this is true. There's a lot of people that just want to be in his favor. So it's like, they'll snatch a chain and then Drake can get the chain back. And now he looks like, hey, I'm big boss in this town. But there's definitely more. This is personal. Especially with Ross, this is personal. Yeah. But there's definitely more. This is personal. Especially with Ross. I agree with this.

This is personal. Yeah. Yeah, the Ross thing does feel... The weekend shit, this is personal. The weekend shit felt more personal than Ross. Ross, I hear some people saying,

like, this is beef that they're going to go on tour again premeditated, which, I don't know, Ross is going a little too far with that, but the weekend shit felt personal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've been not liking each other for a while. Because it goes back to ever since, like, I feel Drake introduced the world to the Weeknd and he was supposed to sign to Drake's label. He ended up not signing to his label, then blows up. So that's, you know, Drake's looking

at that like, yo, I put you on and I don't get compensated. But then later on down the line, it's like Weekend claims to be from Toronto. Drake says he's not from Toronto. They move to L.A. Oh, that was in that distract as some gay rumors or references, like one of the managers of Weekend's label XO. His name is Cash.

He is that guy supposedly in Toronto. He spends a lot of money, but there's some rumored stuff that maybe he might be by. There's a lot of personal behind the scenes stuff going on. Why now? Why now? I mean, it's been brewing. This is like

Marvel. That's really good. This has been brewing for a long time this is 10 years later and now we're finally getting our end gate yeah and i think people i think once maybe kendrick came came out and was they were like all right now that kendrick is here i'm a little more comfortable stepping out yeah if it's just me i don't know about that but if kendrickrick is there, I feel safe with it. Yeah. But again, if that is the actual track that Kendrick dropped, y'all miscalculated the fuck out of it.

He better come with it. I agree, yeah. He got to go ether. It's not strong enough. It is crazy that, like, this is happening right now, and people are like, it's war. And Israel, Iran, Palestine, and people are like, there's a conflict over there.

This is war. OVO and XO are going at it. It's war. It's Endgame. It's Avengers. What's happening in the Middle East? They're going to figure that shit out. We've got war on our land.

When Iran sent the drones, I said the most insensitive thing in the group chat. I was like, oh shit, Drake started World War III. Immediately I'm like, oh. It is crazy though. All right guys, we're gonna take a break real quick because we're gonna talk about something that you hopefully never need.

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What is happening over there? World War III bucked off. So what exactly happened over the weekend? That's what all the news said. They're basically like, look, Iran fired a bunch of drones, ballistic missiles, cruise missiles into Israel. That was the headline. World War III is going crazy.

First time that these two nations, despite proxy wars and tension, that they've actually been direct attack ever in history. Wow. So that's like a big deal. So in other words, Israel's never directly attacked Iran. Iran's never directly attacked Israel. They've both attacked their positions in other countries, i.e. Syria. Right. So Iran maybe blew up some Israeli sites in Syria.

Israel blew up, I think, the embassy or something there. Okay, got it, got it, got it. So that's the headline. It's like, boom, World War III is happening. And why is this World War III? Because these two nations, one, they're both sovereign. They have a lot of military power. Obviously, Israel has all of America.

They got nuclear weapons. Iran is working on a nuclear program. Some people believe they have a lot of military power. Obviously, Israel has all of America. They got nuclear weapons. Iran is working on a nuclear program. Some people believe they have nuclear weapons. Some people believe they can contract nuclear weapons through North Korea. So it's like potentially two nuclear powers or potentially nuclear powers going at it in like a hot war.

Right. And they all have allies that are supposed to step in. Right. Because if the boys are going to war, then you got to be there for the boys. Right. That's the idea. Okay.

So why is this happening? The real answer goes back fucking a thousand years. Fuck. But like the close answer for why it's happening right now is that on April 1st, Israel attacked an embassy in Damascus in Syria. Yeah. An Iranian embassy. Got it. So it depends on how you look

at it. Give me all the looks. Depending on the perspective you want to take. Who do we take? Who do you want to go first? I guess you could take Iran's perspective. Yeah, let's go Iran's first. End with the good guys.

There's an embassy in Syria. all right? Embassies typically under international law are like sovereign soil. Like these are our nations. And if you attack an embassy, then you're basically attacking the country. And there's like different kind of rules on this. Embassies have been attacked in the past. Our embassy got attacked.

Our embassy got attacked. Shout out Hillary Clinton. Handle that beautifully. Exactly. Like Israel's embassy in Argentina got attacked in the 90s from Iran. Like, a bunch of people, it's like, this has happened before and it hasn't really been considered war, but under international law it is. So, if you attack an embassy, not a good look. So, basically Iran's like, yo, you just attacked our embassy, what the fuck, we have to retaliate.

And why'd they attack it? So, Israel's perspective is that they basically got intelligence that there's seven high ranking IRGC, like basically Iranian government officials in one building. Now, the building is technically the consulate next to the embassy. Whoa. So it's like an annex that's rented by the embassy. So it's not so technically they're like, it's not technically the embassy. It's not technically the embassy. You are renting it. If you check the, it's not technically the embassy. It is technically the embassy. It's not technically the embassy. You were renting it.

If you check the records. It's not war. Look at the town, but technically. Look at it. Yeah. So basically, they attack the building right next to the embassy. Shouldn't have been in the consulate. Should have stayed in the embassy if I were you.

They kill seven high-ranking Iraniananian officials two civilian casualties technically i was like i've read uh dubious reports on that like goes either way but i think two two civilians one of the iranian officials that died was like a high-ranking dude that allegedly from israeli intelligence was an architect of the october 7th attacks my my understanding is that maybe a couple of them were also working with the – go. Yeah, so a bunch of them were basically alleged to be like arms dealers and like – For Hezbollah. Yeah, and like basically supply chain operatives for Hezbollah and Hamas.

And Hezbollah, the issue is obviously the concern is up north in Lebanon where they're positioned. So if the rockets are getting fired from drones or anything is getting fired from up north of Israel, they're like, okay, if we can cut that off. Now, I don't know if that does end up cutting it off. I think you can just slide another person into that position. Depends on how valuable these people are. According to, obviously, Israel's actions, it seems like they saw these targets were high value and hard to replace. Right. And they're all in the same place at one time. So they're trying to launch like a surgical attack to neutralize these seven high-value targets

to try to stop money and weapons flowing into Hezbollah in Lebanon and also getting retaliation for what some people believe was an architect for October 7th. So that's why Israel did it. Okay. So now Iran's like,

okay, you just attacked our embassy. We can't look pussy and be like, all right, you just killed our guys. So now Iran's in a tricky position, right? They get attacked and they're like, okay, if we launch a full-fledged war with Israel. America comes in. America's getting involved. Now we're at war with America. This is a huge problem.

But if we do nothing. Then everybody thinks we pussy. Exactly. Can't have the world think we pussy because we got these huge oil reserves yeah and once they start thinking that we pussy we're not going to defend ourselves then all of a sudden these oil reserves ain't going to be iranian anymore they're going to be whoever really wants so they all link up ayatollah is in there they're all talking do we do a diss track do we do what we like what's the move right yeah so they basically are like all right we're going to launch a bunch of drones we're going to launch the easiest things to get shot all right, we're going to launch a bunch of drones.

We're going to launch the easiest things to get shot down ever. And we're going to do a press conference 72 hours before. Yeah. So we're going to do this press conference and we're going to be like, hey, and again, even this is disputed whether you're on like the left or right within Iran and Israel. Yeah. So like people on the right in Israel would be like, no, this was an aggravated attack. They were trying to kill civilians and they're declaring war, a direct war, not a proxy war on Israel. Right. And they're saying like, if you look at the types of missiles that were used, there's cruise missiles, there were ballistic missiles. These are like fast, like these are hard to intercept. These are trying to kill people. Yep. If you look at kind of like the left side, they'd be like, look, they're not really trying to kill people. They're letting you know. They're letting you know. It's also launching from Iran, so it takes time to get there.

Remember, Iran's not next door. Yeah. It's got to fly over Jordan. It's got to go a long way. So they basically hold a press conference. They're like, hey, we're launching these things. Some people think they tipped off Netanyahu. Some people think they tipped off the Americans.

Like, hey, these drones are coming, just so you know. They launch all of them, and they don't overwhelm one specific area. They kind of launch it in a disparate kind of attack so that it's easier to neutralize. Some people are saying if they're trying to hit something specific, they would overwhelm one specific area that the Iron Dome couldn't try to neutralize. And the way the Iron Dome essentially functions

is it sends its own missile up and hits the target in the air. So if you launch it all in one specific area, maybe those... You can overwhelm the system. Exactly. So that you launch it all in one specific area, maybe those... You can overwhelm the system. Exactly. So that something would go through. Again, this is a potential take.

Obviously, if you're there in Israel, you're seeing these missiles launch. It looks pretty fucking hot. It looks pretty real to you, right? Looks like something's going to land. Did anything land? So 99% of the missiles were intercepted. Missiles and drones. I'm using that word interchangeably.

99% were intercepted. Some did land. And there were no casualties. like young girl was injured but i think she's in a stable condition i think there was some damage to a military base military base like an air base in one of the deserts i've read the name of it was also damaged but no casualties and so it's like and then iran it seems like based off their press release which came out on twitter which is just like so funny to me the countries are communicating through Twitter. They did all caps, like, America, stay out of it. Who's in control?

Is my dad on Twitter? The one tweeting this? But basically, they're saying, we're completely happy with this attack. This is exactly what we wanted. This is concluded. We're moving on. And we're moving on. Everyone shut up.

And so it seems like they were happy with 99% interception and that no one got injured. Which indicates to me that Iran didn't really want to hit a bunch of targets. They're trying to puff their chest. They're trying to save face. We just can't look pussy. We can't look pussy. 100%. Nobody died, so you got no reason to come back to us. We look

like we got our get back. You don't really need to get back. We made you spend a lot of money money i think because there's another component to this which is the financial side so they shot and now they're saying no beef they're saying hey we got our get back like you killed our guys and you attacked our embassy jay called it they really jay they just went straight well they they were just like look we're even it's a watch yeah yeah they did yeah they did jay call it but they didn't go we're sorry for doing that jay colin's like i should have never done this on my character

they were like we got you back didn't we and didn't they shoot and it seems like the building with the the red heifer building there were missiles intercepted over it but it doesn't look like they were directly targeting it but i don't know exactly what the targets were because they too believe in the dome of the rock like this is a you know obviously a historic site for them and but that's why i'm like why would they shoot it seems like they're like hey hey we we we went back at you yeah and now so it's like you know this wasn't yeah and ron it doesn't seem like once a direct what'd you just say if you don't see the weight then you just don't understand that. I just heard Haqqash have a stroke.

I was like, what the fuck is happening? He said, hey, hey, you get back here? It doesn't seem like Iran wants a direct, aggravated world war with Israel and America. It seems like they want to retaliate as a show of force. Their economy is not doing good, and the Ayatollah doesn't have a ton of support from the public, right? From the Iranian people. Yeah. So he's not like in a position to be like, all right, we're doing a ground invasion. Yeah. So now we're in a position where Israel, and it seems like Netanyahu can actually use this as leverage. Like Netanyahu is kind of like, yo, we're not,

we don't hate this idea of some type of direct conflict with Iran. It's from the analysts that I've listened to and stuff that I've read. Because he's now able to use this to deflect from what's happening in Gaza. And the second biggest and maybe the biggest enemy to Israel that's not Hamas is Western media and the perception of the West. So now he's able to be like, dude, we're getting attacked from this major nation that has potentially nuclear warheads. Like, look at us. We're fucking getting rinsed over here. We've got to do something. So they can get potentially more money.

They can get more support from the West. And now you have more politicians like, yo, we've got to back them up. And the West has sympathy for Gaza. It does not have sympathy for Iran. It does not have sympathy for the leadership that constantly say death to America or death to the West.

So it's going to be very hard to justify supporting Iran over Israel in this situation. So even if there are people in America who do not like Israel, they dislike Iran more, and your enemy of your enemy is your friend. So it could be... Netanyahu can potentially delay elections too, so we can kind of preserve power a little bit. That's what he needs to do, I think. Because he october 6th 7th he used as kind of like hey this is good pr for us we're gonna run with this and then that kind of faded and then the west mainly seems like they've switched and been like what the fuck are y'all doing and now that same

thing could apply here but at a certain point people will start to be like guys they sent that there that was a bullshit attack. You're just using, you know what I mean? Like, over time the PR war doesn't last. This thing only lasts for a moment in time. The sympathy you have. But didn't Netanyahu say he's gonna get his get back in a strong way? That's what he said. He said

we're gonna retaliate. And America basically said we're not going to participate in the retaliation. So they were like, it's up to you, whatever you're going to do. But it seems like America's trying to tell them like, yo, chill. Yeah. And so it depends on if they want to escalate. It seems like Iran—

It doesn't really matter if America participates in the retaliation. It matters if America defends Israel from what Iran will do next. Which they probably will. Okay, so then they have car plants to do whatever the fuck they want yeah they're all right which is the argument so it's like yeah go on do your thing do whatever you want as long as daddy is here to bail you out when shit hits the fucking fan but that's basically their bluff to say will america defend us like they have so like even in this attack the money is interesting that you brought up. So it seems like Iran shot,

I forget how many, like a couple hundred drones, ballistic missiles. Some people put the total of like six to ten million dollars for that attack. And then the missile defense from Iron Dome. But the majority of the missiles, it seems like from what I've read, were shot down from American fighter jets. It was, yeah, because the Houthis I think

also launched some and I think Hezbollah also launched at the same time. So it's american fighter jets there's i believe jordanian jordan and then some people alleged saudi arabia but it's not positive whether or not saudi i think egypt too yeah but there was other countries that were supportive of this and it makes sense if the missiles are flying over your country you don't want to take any risk neutralize stuff in their airspace yeah and it's also interesting for uh ir basically say, oh, which countries are going to shoot down our shit? So they get to kind of test like, oh, we're waging some type of hot war. Which countries are letting it happen and which ones are going to shoot down our missiles?

And I don't know if they can get this data, but it would be quite interesting that they're learning where all the anti-missile defense systems are. defense systems are. So not just the Iron Dome. They learned where their missiles can get shot down from Egypt, from Jordan, from any other place in the pathway. And I don't know if that data can, if that data is present. I don't know if there's some way where like the drones themselves can see a missile coming and from where it was shot, but they would have the locations. And I don't know if that changes routing, but that could be valuable data for them for war in the future

yeah i'm sure they're pulling intelligence but it seems like the defense again the attack was like six to ten mil the defense i get depending on which source uh was like 1.6 billion jesus so it's super expensive so it's a money game and that's the thing about war it's like war is a money game as well. We think once we get into war that shit is just free. Yeah. Right? But you need to pay for each bullet.

You need to pay for each bomb. You need to pay for each drone. And I think that was what happened when the war, the proxy war in Afghanistan between the U.S. and Russia. Where basically we armed, I think, Afghani soldiers with these like anti-helicopter missiles. Yeah. They were like that you could use from the ground. You just throw it up on your shoulder. So a helicopter cost millions of dollars. One of these missiles cost thousands.

Eventually Russia's like, this is too expensive. We can't have our helicopters shot down every single fucking time with these thousand dollar missiles. So there is a version where it's a war of financial attrition. But why such the big difference? I also got the numbers as estimates.

It wasn't like officially released. So it might not be those exact numbers, but it's a really, really disparate amount. I can also see blindly sending a weapon as opposed to intercepting that weapon at an exact point in time and making sure they collide. That just takes a lot more technology. You see what I'm saying? The cost of shooting a gun versus if you had a gun that you could shoot that then would hit the bullet of the gun coming at you.

Yeah, but that system is already in place. I'm sure it's money to keep maintaining it, but still, it's like the cost really is just the missile that went up to defend it or to shoot it down. I understand what you're saying. It's the intelligence. And the intelligence you pay for once. And then you just have to put that intelligence into whatever missile it is. I understand where he's coming from. But let's just assume right now that it is more expensive for some reason.

There is that financial liability that Jordan, Israel, America, maybe Saudi, maybe Egypt have to take on? And how much longer will they take it on? That's the question. Yeah. Could it also be a shot to Israel? Like, look, you're going to shoot all these down, but it's going to be expensive. If you're going to try to kill our people, just know that that shit is going to cost you. Like Israel specifically, don't do this again because it's not worth it financially for you to kill our people. No, no. It's the other way expensive. Israel had to pay

1.6 billion, right? Yes. So, Iran could be saying to Israel, look, don't, if you kill our people, we're going to make you

spend a lot of money. We might not go to war with you, but you're going to spend a lot of fucking money and it won't be worth it. I got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I mean, yeah. There's a version of it. I mean, you only have so much money for a military budget. So, yeah, I don't know. So what do we think happens? So now we wait, basically, for Israel to retaliate.

And do you think they will? Because it seems like the U.S. is like, yo, chill the fuck out. It depends when. So people are even speculating with Passover, like, will they try to instigate that and then potentially face further escalation during Passover? When is Passover? I think it starts in, like, now?

Or in, like, a week? Or a couple days? Like, it's, like, about to happen. 22nd to April 30th? Yeah, so, like, a week. So, basically, it's, like, and these things move kind of slow. So, like, this thing happened the 1st, and then the retaliation was the 14th. So, like, there's a two-week span. So, it's, like, they have time.

Whether or not they do it in the window, it might be, like, a month later. So, I think with Soleimani, when the U.S. neutralized him, the Iranian leader, they retaliated like a month later on like a base, which again didn't, I don't think, kill anyone. Or like it just like hit the base, but they gave some warning. Which again, it's just like a show of force. Like, hey, you attack our guy, we're coming back at you. Yeah. So yeah, it's just a matter of waiting.

And then if they basically try to climb the escalation ladder america might have to get involved there might be like a plea it's so crazy listening to these like analysts yeah like they have like the people that are profiting directly from war yeah on the tv channels yeah and they're like what do you think we should do about this and they're like we need to nuke iran yeah what is going on yeah this is crazy but like a lot of them are like yeah we need to like take Iran. What is going on? This is crazy. But a lot of them are like, yeah, we need to... Take out their nuclear program.

Every day that's happening, that we're not neutralizing nuclear power in Iran, it's just waiting for a nuclear attack from them. And then people are claiming like, oh, we need to do this, and we need this defense because it's preventing a larger war. Imagine all these missiles all of a sudden hit Israel. Is their retaliation five times more? Is it way greater? And now we're in a full-on nuclear war?

Like, so is America's protection preventing this nuclear war? Yeah. It depends. These are the war games we play. I'm not built for war, bro. Yeah, I agree. Just that statement. Oh, we need to nuke them.

Like, all the people that would die when that shit happened. Yeah. It's just crazy. Yeah. They want to hit the nuclear facility. They're like, you got to take this out. Like, it's wild. I can't have when that shit happened. Yeah. It's just crazy. Yeah. They want to hit the nuclear facility. They're like, you got to take this out. Like, it's wild. I can't have that on my jacket.

Yeah. Let's say, for example, Iran does get nuclear weapons, right? And I know that they've flexed and said that they were going to use it. If they're not even willing to escalate past this in the current conflict that they have with Israel, what evidence is there to say that they will once they have nukes? Knowing full well that if they fire one, Israel's firing one immediately. It's mutually assured destruction. That is how the Cold War was.

I don't really understand the logic behind it. I mean, I guess depending on what perspective you would take, and I'm kind of guessing here, is that you look at Iran's proxies and you're like, oh, they're agitating in the region. Like the last six months specifically, Hamas and Hezbollah have been like sending direct attacks at Israel. So Israel's like, oh, they're trying to get rid of us. They're trying to eradicate us. So they might not do it as themselves, but they might equip Hamas. They might equip Hezbollah. And they have been, it seems like, and so they've already been engaging in this proxy war with us. So even though we're not in a declared

war, we're in war right now. So Iran might not do it as themselves. They might, you know, deny any connection whatsoever, but they have the capability of not only funding, but arming a proxy that absolutely would. And Israel can't take that risk. So it's these soft power plays where it's like, okay, it's Hamas versus Israel, but it's also kind of like America versus Iran. Yeah. And if they want to get involved in their alliances.

Fuck. Yeah. Yeah, man. So that's why I think people like the Drake, J. Cole thing. So much music. Can I just say something about this like I was no no no no

we've said this before it's like we've been so critical of the government the elites the Manjaro class the powers that be it's like they give us little drama to fight over like racism and sexism it's like thank god how much better is that

than what the fuck is going on in the Middle East? Like, it is so much better for us to talk about how horrible racism and sexism is and be like, we got to figure this out. We got to fix this shit. Then figure out

thousands of years of fucking history. Half of it is mythology. Red heifers are getting sent to the fucking Middle East. People are going to come back from the dead. Dome of the Rock is going to be fucking Middle East. People are going to come back from the dead. Dome of the Rock is going to be exploded or not. Who knows what the fuck is going on?

I want to talk about Drake and Rick Ross. I want to talk about Drake's nose. And the fact that we are spitting in their faces, the people in charge, that have given us this kind, loving distraction. UFC 300. Yo, we got to salute. That was awesome.

Yeah, that was crazy fucking awesome we were in where were we Charlotte we were in Charlotte and we were able

to watch it in the green room and it was yeah that Max Gaethje fight was fucking insane

unbelievable beast bro unbelievable I remember him doing that the first time the let's bang in the middle of the ring. He did that against, what's the name? I forget.

But I remember watching it and being like, yo, that's so far. Yo, Kevin told me that was going to happen because Max is winning the whole fight. And then Kevin was like, yo, at the last like 20 seconds, Max is going to do this shit where he's like, let's come in the center of the ring. Let's just swing on each other. It's like a thing he does. Like, let's just go for it. These last 20. He just invites the guy to the center of the ring.

He won, I think, every round. Maybe he lost one. But to do that when you're winning against a guy with crazy knockout power, which apparently Gaethje has, I'm obviously casual. But to see him do that and then deliver, unfucking believable. Calls him into the center of the ring. They start banging.

Knocks Gaethje out clean with two seconds left. He gets fight of the night and knockout of the night. Makes $600,000. So far. Unbelievable, dude. Unbelievable. We were going nuts. Yeah. It was just crazy. Just crazy to see. Yeah.

Max was a huge underdog in this fight. He's coming up in weight to meet Gaethje. Gaethje is I don't think a small 155. No, he looks big. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, it was unbelievable. And it's tough because it's one of the things,

like you start to meet these guys and hang out with them and they're really sweet guys. So it's hard to root for one of them in there. So you're kind of rooting for the best fight, but the best fight often hurts both of them the most. Yeah. It's just, oh, yeah, yeah, it was crazy. But Max is just such a fucking stud.

And now here's this example. Like, he loses the three fights to Volk. You'd think his career is going downhill. Retirement might be coming up. All of a sudden, he gets a couple big wins. Yeah. And this one right here, now he's on top of the fucking world.

Yeah. I wonder if he does it to win Fight of the Nights. Wow. Like, I wonder if he does it to win Fight of the Nights. Wow. I wonder if that's his strategy. I think he's just a Hawaiian who likes to bang. He loves to bang. I think he's just a Hawaiian who loves to fucking bang. Because I was looking, he's won like seven Fight of the Nights.

So here's the thing that he said. He's like, I knew Justin would have given me that opportunity, so I gave it to him. What that means to me is he knows he's winning the fight and he's like justin would have given me the opportunity to get get it back to go all in and get it back with 10 seconds left lose all the hard work you already put out there exactly so i gave him the opportunity so he knew he was that far ahead and he still was willing to take that risk and give him that opportunity oh yeah yeah he also has confidence in his chin i think that's the big thing with max where he's just like i know i could take a shot but if i land and there's another

thing with max like yes he he knocked out korean zombie with a big overhand right but max has never been known for one punch power and has gotten these two like really big knockouts recently now he's coming up and waiting. It looks like he did it right this time. When he came up and waited and fought Dustin, he didn't do it right. This, he looks like he actually trained. He looked like he filled out.

His stature, he looked more muscular. Maybe he has more power at this weight. Maybe. I mean, so cool. I mean, so now, I mean, the world is his. He could go back down and fight Ilya. He could maybe fight Islam in 155. He could do whatever the fuck he wants.

And he's one of these guys who the people love. He's such an endearing fighter. Yes. That the next fight is going to be pay-per-view. It's going to be for a belt, and it's going to be for crazy money. And he's going to fucking cash in. And what if he wins back the belt one more time? Oh, my gosh.

I wonder if it almost looks better for Gaethje, too. Because, like, if you lose a decision, I feel like that looks one way. But losing in, like, just a banging ending, I feel like looks better. Man, I mean, it shows that you want to engage. Like, I think we'll always watch Justin fight no matter what. He's just such, like, an engaging fighter. But the thing with Justin, and I think Max brought this up, up is like justin didn't need to take this fight yeah so justin was in line probably to get a title shot he's taking this fight which is all risk and no reward if he beats max everybody goes well yeah

you should have beat max you weigh more than him yeah like your career's you're more of an upside exactly so he has everything to lose still takes it because he's that much of a gamer and then he goes out in devastating fashion but yeah i don't think that he lose, still takes it because he's that much of a gamer. And then he goes out in devastating fashion. But yeah, I don't think that he's hurt. Like I think anytime he's willing to fight again, we're showing up. Yeah. He just might not get, well, he definitely is not getting the belt. He's not getting the shot for the belt now.

Can't get the shot for the belt off of L. You know? Yeah. It was cool that Max acknowledged that too. That was like the first thing. Yeah. The post fight. Yo, Max is the fucking.

He's awesome. He said this shit about the Ilya Teporia guy. Like they're like, Ilya was kind of looking the first thing yeah the post fight yo max is the fucking he's awesome he said this shit about the ilia taporia guy like they're like ilia was kind of looking the other way after the knockout and then max initially if you're max like a reporter's asking that question they're trying to get a good sound bite out of you max knee jerk goes well i mean i don't know who he is like maybe he's socially awkward he doesn't know how to behave in that moment like he had this really like empathic reaction yeah you just knocked the guy out you got all the fucking adrenaline going through your system it's easy to go fuck that guy i'm gonna take him out instead he goes well maybe he didn't know what to do with himself in that moment like yeah but what a beautiful thing to say awesome

yeah it's fire right yeah like and a thoughtful thing to say you are the guy like and also think of it if you're ilia you just watch the guy that now you have to fight brutally knock someone out that was bigger than you by 10 pounds yeah and boxed beautifully throughout the round

throughout the five rounds of course you're not going awesome let's go you're thinking you're like how do I take this guy out how do I beat him like

and you know the camera's gonna be on you anyway Max is a fucking man and hopefully Justin you know rests up

and he's good you know shout out to Justin as well you know what was also fire is Henry Cejudo

and Calvin Gasol came to the show they're both fucking awesome guys shouts to you guys but what was also cool I had to miss the last fight of the night

the Pereira fight and then they went and watched my set then we all get off and then I just hear them analyzing what were they saying? what was their take on it? well they said something that was interesting about Pereira

I'm just like this guy scares the fuck out of me I'm so glad Izzy doesn't want to fight him again we love Izzy he's terrifying and then Henry is like he also is really good at picking his fights he is fucking great

but he also picked very intelligently. And he has kind of like a mentor-mentee relationship with Kelvin a little bit. He's like, Kelvin, because Kelvin seems like he'll just fight anybody, I don't give a fuck. And he's like, Kelvin, look what Pereira did. He went at the big dogs, got title shots early,

got guys that matched up with his style. He was very intelligent in how he picked his fights. And that's not to say he's not awesome, he's fucking awesome, but he also did it very intelligently. And I just thought that was a take where i'm such a casual i'm looking at this guy like oh well that's just god in a ring i think what he cannot be touched trying to say is that like he picked fights with guys that are known for their striking yes and poiton's strength this is striking he's coming from kickboxing he doesn't have a big

jujitsu background he's wrestling he doesn't have a big jiu-jitsu background. He's wrestling. He doesn't have it all. So what he's probably saying is if he was in there with a traditional wrestler... It wouldn't be as good of a matchup. Maybe it wouldn't be great. But that being said, he came into the UFC

and the UFC, I'm sure, brought him in for one reason. There's one guy on the planet that brutally knocked out their superstar named israel adesanya yeah and that man is photon yeah so they're like if we get this guy in and we feed him a couple guys that he can knock out we can build up this big fight and boom we're gonna make tons of money and it worked and then they had another one and it worked perfectly so it wasn't i don't think as much him picking his fights i think it was the ufc knowing we want izzy to fight this guy because that's what everybody wants yeah and then after that the other people that have been the champs or the people in line

have been strikers yeah like the fact that jamal hill wanted to strike with him i mean it shows jamal's confidence in his striking, but shit, the next person that gets in there with him is going for the fucking legs. And before the fight, we went to lunch and then we're asking him about Jamal Hill's chances

and Henry was like, no, Pereira is not, Pereira is different. I mean, the first punch he throws, it concussed him. It was great.

Unbelievable. And to get... And I like the... What was that? The Kabi Lane, bro. what is that the the tiktok dude oh yeah italian kid who'll like do some shit then show how you should do it easier yeah yeah that's funny you call him italian is yeah the black kid with little teeth no black kid with the most clearly italian yeah yeah that's adorable that was the most adorable shit i've ever seen

he's so Italian. Listen, he's probably never been to Africa. You could call him the African kid and everybody knows who the fuck you're talking about. That guy's Italian. I don't even see...

Why is he African? Sicilian? Yeah, he might be Sicilian. But yeah, it was just fucking crazy, that fight. I mean... I didn't...

Yeah, so I missed... I just saw the highlights. He got tapped in the nuts and then the ref was going to do something and he was like, chill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he knocked the motherfucker out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's insane. Yeah. That's like Thanos-type shit. Let him have fun. How many fights has he had so far, Perreira? In the UFC? Yeah.

I mean, I... It's not that many. He's had so many kickboxing, but in the UFC, not that many. And he's... I forget what it was. I think it was like seven, eight fights, and he's knocked out...

Or he's beaten five belt holders. Yeah. It's like crazy. Yeah. Like Strickland, Iz fights, and he's knocked out, or he's beaten five belt holders. Yeah. It's, like, crazy. Yeah. Strickland, Izzy, like, I mean, it's unbelievable. I mean, in fairness, like, he beat Strickland before he was a champ. Sure. But it's unprecedented.

Yeah. Now, the UFC's killing it, and they just announced the McGregor fight. Oh, yeah. Like, McGregor-Chandler, so that's going to be wild. That's in June. I mean, yeah, they're just killing it. They just keep on doing it. They have a great roster of fighters

and they've conditioned a style which is, it rewards brutality. Like, that's the thing. The fighters know if they go in there and perform, they make more money. Where boxing, they go, if I just win, I'll get more money. So a lot of times,

boxing matches don't have even close to brutality because they have been rewarded for victory whereas ufc is even if you lose if you lose in an exciting way that's the fight of the night shit like that is they should keep that for every part like it's so smart like that that's the thing with ufc it's more than just like okay yeah we we establish this business and then we fucking put on some shows it's the way you've curated a culture of fighting and the way that you've curated an expectation for your fighters and your fans because now if if the fighters go out there and fight an awesome fight like for example al jamae went out there and he fought a cater right that was awesome too yeah so he fought you know shout out, he fought an awesome technical fight.

Dominated, right? Like, at one point, suplexed him. It was crazy. But it wasn't as engaging and exciting as the UFC fans are used to. And he acknowledged it. I think Dana defended him. But he goes in there knowing it. And he's in a tricky situation where he's like, this is how I know I can beat these guys. But if I want to make the most money, I'm going to have to take more risk

and probably change certain aspects of my style or just do DDTs nonstop. Because he knows the culture of the UFC and what the fans want. And that's important. Boxing did not have that. Boxing was, all right, I'm going to stick and move. I love boxing, so I like it. But I'm going to stick and move, not get touched, and then win the belt. And then somebody got to try and get the belt from me. And since there was nothing else for us to watch in terms of fight sports that we cared about, we just paid for it every single time. Now there is.

So you better be fucking exciting. Now we're watching Gervonta. Because Gervonta is knocking your fucking head off. Yeah. Yeah, there's another path. If you're not like, oh, I'm not the most technical guy, I'm like a journeyman fighter, but I can put on a show. It's like, yeah, you can make an amazing career.

I mean, I love Floyd, right? Floyd is my favorite ever. I think he's the greatest boxer ever. I think he's the greatest great ever. I don't know if Floyd is even close to his big if he is around at this time. He'd be as successful without a doubt. Or maybe he would change his style. But knowing, the fans knowing, they could go watch UFC

and watch carnage and brutality and knockouts and blood. I don't know if they're signing up to watch him perfectly defend and outpoint his opponent. I don't know if he would be as big. He would be as dominant without a doubt. There's not even a question. I wonder if he would change his style and take more risk specifically to compete with what was going on

in the UFC possibly but I just think he the lead up to the fights and the marketing he sold a story where it's like oh I want to see this guy lose no no you're right he got in our hearts he played the emotions like this Ryan Garcia Devin Haney fight

we're going to watch it and Ryan deserves 90% of the money I don't know if Devin Haney fight like we're gonna watch it I'm looking forward to this we're gonna watch it he and and Ryan deserves 90% of the money for this fight I don't know if Devin said anything the entire time he's just there

Devin could be like I'm not fighting this is with all due respect Devin go I'm not fighting and Ryan go okay I'm fighting Margot Robbie

way better fight the same amount of people if not more are showing up to watch that fight. He is carrying this promotion on his fucking back. Devin should be thanking him every day in the DM. They're facing off

each other, talking shit, cursing him. Who are you cursing at? That man's getting you paid. He's going to pay for your kids, your kids, kids, your kids. They're going to make crazy money on this fight because Ryan convinced everybody he's fucking crazy. Do you think it's an act? Whatever it is, Devin's getting picked.

Devin should be showing up and shaking hands, giving him a hug, asking him if he needs any bipolar medication, and then replacing him with placebo so Ryan keeps on

doing what he's doing. Get out the way and let the man cook. This motherfucker is nuts. Nah, he going for it. He going for it. Of course, bro,

he saw a fucking humiliation ritual. He saw a fucking... He was in Bohemian Grove. Yeah. You'd be nuts too if, he going for it. He going for it. Of course, bro. He saw a fucking humiliation ritual. He saw a fucking... He was in Bohemian Grove. Yeah. You'd be nuts too if you saw kids get sacrificed. That was the most arrogant part

is you think you're famous enough for all that? Like, they're going to show you the humiliation ritual? Come on. Yeah. You're not that big. They went out

to Victorville, California. They scooped you up and they were like, this is the one. Yeah. But no, he's fucking promoting this fight. He they're like this is the one yeah but no he's fucking promoting this fight he's saying all that dumb shit and i think that he's smart enough to know i think he's an internet kid he grew up with it he understands it he understands the the touch

points and uh he's just i'm gonna let it rip i that's me personally and good for him yeah and i actually hope it's that because i don't want to be the other. He sounds like Kanye off the bench. Yeah, that sounds like a guy who's spiraling and it's probably some mental health stuff to me. Yeah, and listen,

I just hope it's not that. Yeah, well, Kanye also is a great promoter. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, two things can be true.

Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, Ryan hasn't gone anti-Semitic yet, I don't think. So that's how you know.

That's the next fight. Yeah, once they go. That's the next fight. Yeah, once they go anti-Semitic, you're like, oh yeah, it's real now. It's real, know. That's the next fight. Yeah, once they go. That's the next fight. Yeah. Once they go into cementing, you're like, oh, yeah, it's real now. It's real, yeah. It is real.

So, yeah, UFC 300 was fucking crazy. It was wild. Amazing card. Just an amazing card. Yeah, it was just, they did it. They keep doing it every single time. I'm curious about this Chandler-McGregor fight. Dude, the way he announced it, I saw the clip of Dana announcing it.

He gets a piece of paper while he's in the news conference. He's like, well, I've never had this happen before. I don't know what this is. And then he reads it and he goes, oh, all right. I guess this is a good time to announce it or whatever. And then he does the announcement, but just great. What did the audience do when he said that? It was a press conference.

There were some little murmurs, but it wasn't like an audience. It was like the press conference. And it was just to get a piece of paper and be like, oh, what is this? I've never had this happen. i'm sure he knew what was gonna happen i'm sure it's his idea also but to be like oh what's this interrupting my press conference yeah yeah fantastic yeah yeah yeah i mean it's gonna be crazy all right what else we got going on you uh i would need to see this had dinner next to larry. Oh, yeah. How crazy is Larry David? Yeah, I need to know about this.

This is insane. Mark, tell us. So we're just sitting there. This is the craziest thing. So I walk into the restaurant, and they were like, okay, where do you guys want to sit? And I was like, they tried to put us at a table, two chairs. And I was like, is there any way we can sit at a booth? I like a booth.

You know what I mean? It's nice stretching. Larry likes a booth? I had no idea. I didn't even think about him liking a booth when I made the decision. I was just like, this is fine. Can we move over here? And they were like, that booth is taken, but the booth right next to that booth is wide open.

So I was like, all right, bet. I'm sitting there, little corner booth, hanging out, having a great time, eating food. Schultz comes, sits down next to me. We're just chit-chatting. And in the middle of him talking. This is in L.A.? Yeah. In the middle of a sentence, he's just like, so anyway, yeah, i think one of the things that honestly holy shit that's larry david but sometimes he does this though

we'll be hanging out and he'll just be like oh my god is that dana white and it'll just be a bald guy or something like he'll just like be like oh that's oh alex is here it's just a black yeah he doesn't know he'll just be like oh that's someone so i was like oh hilarious he's gonna be an old guy over here so i look over and i was like holy shit that's larry david and then they the person brings him over like the maitre d's like walking him and just walking directly at our table hits a right and he's sitting as far away as me and andre right now oh he just at the just sitting there with his daughter just just enjoying you guys listening to i wouldn't talk the whole dinner i would just listen to larry david talk it was hard it was hard it felt like it was some personal

stuff going so like you know I just kind of checked out. I didn't even say hello or anything like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it felt like there was some personal stuff going on. If it was just like a boring lunch date,

I would have definitely on the way out be like, hey, man, thank you so much. Love your work. Yeah, he's with his daughter. I wanted to cause a problem.

I wanted to be like, my food is cold. Isn't that annoying? Right, Larry? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the moment to see if he's really out. Be like, oh, what should I do with my cold fish? Should I send back and he's just like no just eat it man that's fine you're like

you're like you fucking fraud what the hell this has all been an act but no i was like so crazy i was so nervous and then your boy uh alex the he came down yeah yeah alex comes by barbara yeah barbara alex comes by and he sits down and he's literally looking at Larry David the entire time. And we keep looking at him. He's like, bro, isn't this crazy? He's like, bro, it's wild, right? He had no clue it was Larry David. I was like, how crazy is that?

We're sitting next to Larry David, and he goes, that was Larry David? Where? He's sitting in the seat that's directly across from him. No clue. We were asking, we were like, what did you directly across from him no clue we were asking what did you think we were talking about when we were saying

it was crazy it's like just the food we thought it was wild it was like oh my god nah shit was crazy listen guys

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