Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Trump Banned from Election, Epstein Client List To Be Revealed, & Gypsy Rose is FREE

Episode Date: January 3, 2024

Yerrrrr, first one of 2024 and WE BACK BABY - had to discuss some of things that popped up while we were on break like Kanye's new apology, Louis Vuitton selling extra leg, Simone Bile's husband being the REAL prize, Andrew's newfound Christianity, & much much more. INDULGE and HAPPY NEW YEAR 00:00 Christianity really is the best 12:28 Christian Bangers + Christ will make you taller 22:21 Christianity copied Hinduism 27:11 Black people made Christ swaggy 28:01 Internet lets you enjoy Black people without… 31:30 We’re proud children haters here 33:43 Black people make everything fun 37:35 Gypsy Rose is FREE 41:37 Whites loves their dogs + Yo Ho fail 46:26 Gypsy Rose Fan Account coming soon? 47:35 Welcome to the podcast, Mark 51:02 Where’s the Epstein list? 51:18 Ye’s wife fat knockers are FREE + new apology 54:12 Twins - one nun, the other? 57:01 Mickey Mouse is FREE 59:40 Simone Biles’ husband is the prize 1:10:56 Louis Vuitton’s new prosthetic boots 1:13:14 WHERE’S THE LIST? 1:15:09 We need RFK on the pod 1:16:24 Keith Lee’s food list rankings 1:18:47 Free Ja Morant + NFL predictions 1:21:32 D Bookers perfect for Padel + Kobe revolutionizing shoes 1:26:27 Getting into sneaker market is impossible 1:34:31 Tucker coming for Shapiro’s audience? 1:48:41 MrBeast rejecting X + Cyber Truck “ad” 1:52:08 Tasha K getting sued AGAIN + T.D. Jakes BS rumors 1:56:08 Hot Indian Insta 1:58:45 Maine & Colorado trying to ban Trump + Who beats the Don? 2:12:32 Kamala is a flop + Ron DeSantis is a husk 2:16:30 Saltburn - Whites loves mud more than Indians

What's up, everybody? Happy New Year. Welcome to Flagrant. Happy New Year. And I've thought of a solution for the Israel-Palestine situation. Oh, fire. Finally. I figured it out. Finally, dude. I've been doing a lot of research, and I've been studying it, and I figured it out. You know what? I believe in your weeks of research, you figured out a 200-year-old conflict. Honestly, you would think it'd be very difficult, but it's actually not. Okay, hit it.

Hit it. We have to make Christians in charge of the area. Yeah, this is your right. Yeah. Have I told you this already? No, but I see you trending in this direction. Wait, why? Just the whole Christmas is the greatest and blah, blah, blah.

Go ahead. Do your thing. So jealous. So jealous with your goofy paint everybody holiday. Listen, you don't have a real holiday and it's okay. Christmas is fantastic. We'll get to that later. But you need Christianity.

You need Christianity. You need Christianity. You're not Christian. You need Christianity. This is what bothers me. This is why it bothers me. You're not Christian. Did I not celebrate Christmas? I didn't celebrate Christmas. Exactly. That don You're not Christian. Did I not celebrate Christmas? Everybody celebrates Christmas. Exactly.

Exactly. Yeah, but that don't make you Christian. Exactly. Mark, does celebrating Christmas make you Christian? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Thanks to more Christians. You were celebrating the birth. It's not even his real birthday.

The birth of our Lord and Savior. It's not even his real birthday. Hold on, hold on. The birth of our Lord and Savior? What do you mean it's not our real birthday? It's not his real birthday. You know this, history man. Of course it's his real birthday. What do you mean it's not his real birthday you know this history man of course it's his real birthday

what do you mean it's not his real birthday it's the exact day of his birth what was his real birthday nobody knows let me see the birth certificate bro the birth certificate no way bro yeah i don't want to break his teeth, guys. Bronze skin. Jesus wasn't even Christian, bro. He was Jewish, dude. Yeah, dude. Maybe the Jews should be in charge. And they are. That's too much.

Too much. That's too much. You can't listen. Jews and Muslims, they can't be in charge. They don't know what to do with the responsibility. It's bad for everybody. Yeah. We like to run things from the shadows.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, yeah. No, you give them high positions of power. You give Jews high positions of power. Listen, it's the reality. It's the reality. Let's start the new year right now. It's the reality.

Jews, you give them high positions of power, they're going to do great. Everything's going to be fine. Muslims, they can't be in charge. Can't be in charge. Can't do it. Can't do it. Listen, I know. I know I'm sounding like the Prime Minister of India. You haven't seen me disagree yet. You know it's not the one time I'm on the chart. They can't be in charge.

It's got to be a little bit mixed up. Can I tell you something? I'm starting to like where this is going. Thank you. If you just listened to me, we would have fucking got there. I apologize. Okay. Listen, if Christians are in charge, everybody lives great. Tell me where Jews, Muslims, Indians, everybody is living better than where Christians are in charge. Aren't Indians arguably living better in the West than they are in India? Yeah, but that's because you guys.

No, no, no, because. You just said it. Very important thing. That's incredibly important. Yeah, but do. Yeah you guys- Because. You can say that. Yeah. That's incredibly important. Yabba yabba yabba doo. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You just said, yeah, yeah. They're living better in the West. Of course they're living better in the West. Because of Jesus, bro. Y'all need Jesus to be your greatest, bro. No, it's not true.

Throwing confetti around ain't gonna make you great. Bow unto the Lord. We bow. Aren't some of the happiest countries in the Netherlands and aren't they atheists? I didn't say happy. No. I'm just saying. I didn't say happy. Not the happiest people.

They're the happiest people. They have the highest quality of life. That's because they ain't got no Muslims. They ain't got no Jews. They ain't got no Indians. It's pure white people up there. That's the only thing that makes white people upset. No, but I do think they got some Christianity.

They got the best quality of life. They're the happiest. They're not that religious. They're Christians without the Christianity. What's that? That's you. They're nice to their neighbors and shit. You know what I mean?

You're such a fucking idiot, dude. Can you just put some respect on the fact that with Christianity, everybody lives better? No, it's not true. Why y'all flocking to Jesus then? Who's flocking to Jesus? Y'all Indians every single day. What are you even talking about? You come into America.

You come into London. You, you went to London? You come into America. You come into London. You, you went to London. You love it so much. Kiss the cross. Suck this dick probably too, you fucking mud eating. I had to go crazy. Yo, you talk about the Lord and saves. you're talking about the Lord and saves. Don't talk about the Lord and saves.

We believe Jesus is a God. Yes, y'all, God, great. Don't believe in our God. You don't believe in your God. I don't believe in my God. You don't believe in your God. That's what bothers me. That's what bothers me.

I know. I see you. I see how you live. How you know? I don't see you in church. I don't see how you in church. Oh, I'm sorry. When was the last time you were in church? Have you read the Bible?

No. Exactly. You don't need to go to church. Oh, this is convenient. Ooh. Ooh. Okay. I mean, he's kind of right.

He's kind of right. Listen, no offense to the- What is kind of? Explain how he's kind of right. Let's see what he says. I'm talking about actual Christianity, not the Catholic shit. I'm talking about the Orthodox Christianity, the real one. Oh, the OG. Yeah. The OG OG. I'm an about actual Christianity, not the Catholic shit. I'm talking about, you know, the Orthodox Christianity, the real one. Oh, the OG.

Yeah. The OG OG. I'm an Orthodox Christian. That's what I'm saying. Like the Greeks, you know what I mean? That's what I'm part of. What does that say? The real Christianity.

I celebrate Easter in March or something. Like, um. That's right. You know what I mean? Christmas is Sunday. Yeah. They got the real date right. It's the Julian calendar versus the Gregorian calendar.

I celebrate Celsius Christianity. I'm Celsius Christianity, centimeters, kilometers, Christianity, all that. What is it? Explain it. It's the real one. But explain what it says about church. What is true does not need to be explained. Is that from Harry Potter?

What is live does not need to breathe. What? Come on, Mark. Shut up, you Catholic. Sorry. You know what I mean? I'm saying the Catholics, they understood branding. They got that shit right.

It's nice. They're the, what is it? The Phil Knight. Phil Harmonics. Oh, no. Phil Harmonic. I don't know. I thought it was a biblical word.

It's a music word. Oh, my bad. How dare you talk about anything? My bad. How dare you tell me I'm not a Christian? What makes a good Christian? Going to church and then just cheating and philandering all the fucking time? That's a good Christian to you?

Yeah, not philandering. How many good Christians do you know? One. You? Well, no. Me and Luther. That's, yeah. Two. I know many. I grew up in the South. Two. No, I said good Christians. Yeah. You know a bunch of lying, gambling, fucking meat on Lent. Doing usury.

I know preachers. I know actual preachers. Unlike the one preacher you brought on this podcast. That's a good Christian. I brought a basketball expert. I ain't bring no preacher. I brought a basketball expert, bro. I brought a hooper. I brought a basketball expert. I ain't bring no preacher. I brought a basketball expert, bro. I brought a hooper.

I brought a hooper that, no. Man, come on, Carl. I brought a hooper. I brought a hooper that had great relationships with that bro and could tell us great stories about what it's like to be an NBA player. That's how you spread the gospel. That's how you spread the seed. He was spreading everything.

He was spreading the seed. You know what? I forgive him because I'm a Christian. He was converting people, right? Yeah, he found Islam. No. He sure did. He sure did.

He found the promised land. Was she Muslim, the girl? I think so. We got to see if she converted, though. If she converted, he did what he had to do to get her to heaven. He's off scot-free. He did what he had to do. How many people you converted to your...

We don't convert. That's not something we preach. We don't proselytize. We don't try to convert. That's how fly that shit is. Whatever you believe is beautiful. Al is with us. Al knows what time it is, yo.

That shit is fly. Al knows what time it is. Yeah, we don't do that either. We don't got to go around knocking on doors and shit. Yeah, don't do that. What is we? What are you?

He Hindu. You're a Christian. No, he's Puerto Rican. He's Hindu. Oh, I could be swayed. Free agent. He's a free agent, He's Hindu. I could be swayed. Free agent. He's free agent, but he's leaning heavily toward the Hindus. Name one thing about them.

He knows the main thing. The main thing. Reincarnation. One of the main things. I like the bitch with the arms. Not a bitch. My bad. My bad.

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Hurrah. With all due respect. You saw how he talked about your girl, right? You saw how he talked about your girl. You're not going to do that with Mohammed. Nah, nah. That's because we're more peaceful people. Yeah, they're more peaceful.

So he's going to take advantage of you? That's what I said? No, he's coming. He just made a mistake. We forgive too, dude. We forgive. You don't forgive shit. If there's anybody I know more spiteful in the world than you, it's me.

Also, he's going to laugh at all your family members' accents and shit. You world than you is me. Also, he's going to laugh at all your family members' accents and shit. You really going to want that? No, that's a fact. You got to work on that. I forgive it because I'm a good Hindu, but you got to work on that. Bro, Christianity is king. That's it. Shut up. Everybody else, you're lucky you're allowed to talk.

Honestly, all religions outside Christianity are lucky they can talk. I was Jewish until like two weeks ago, bro. I'm still Jewish, too. Christianity is just the remix to Ignition. all religions outside Christianity are lucky to talk. You were Jewish until like two weeks ago, bro. I'm still Jewish, too. Christianity is just the remix to Ignition. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're a Christian? You do know you read the Torah. You're a Christian? Do you know what the Torah is?

Al doesn't read the Old Testament. Come on. All five books. I know it's five. It's not five. We're all having fun. Exodus, Genesis, Numbers, Deuteronomy. Leviticus, Corinthians. You're already at seven. Already at seven.

Hold on. I didn't call Corinthians. I didn't call Corinthians. Stupid. Genesis. Hold on. Genesis. Go five.

Exodus. Exodus. Leviticus. All Jews are numbers. Out of order, but that's correct. Same, same. We know how it ends. We know.

We get persecuted. We don't know how it ends. You guys don't. But you will convert. Remember that. On the day of judgment. Was he right? He's out of order, but yeah.

Talk to you in the order. Though he had them. Though he had them. We still did have them. If you got them wrong, you got it wrong um uh shifty what's the greatest religion of all time and should have ruled the world i agree who runs the world son it's crazy how much Al hates black Christians. It's truly crazy. That's wild.

He refuses to work with a black Christian. Found a one black Jew. Al hates black Christian women. Why do you hate black Christian women so much, bro? This is crazy. Very specific. Al hates black Christian women when black Christian women are some of the most amazing women in the entire world. The Life Tour is back on American soil, Chicago.

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I'll see you guys out there. Thank you guys so much. Peace. Also, first of all, thank you to everybody who came out to the UK. Glasgow, fire. Manchester, fire. London, you are. I hate to admit this as an Indian, but my favorite city on the fucking planet. 2,000 of y'all came out.

So many days. It was so fire to see. So many fucking upness in the building. Thank you, guys. Also, I'm back in Europe this week. Literally this week. Oslo, Amsterdam, Eindhoven. I'm going to be there the 6th, 8th, and 9th.

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Wise Guys Comedy Club in Salt Lake City, January 26th and 27th. The Improv in San Jose, February 2nd and 3rd. Greensboro, Tempe, Denver, hidden all these cities. AkashSingh.com. And finally, I'm looking for a graphic designer. So if you've got some shit that's good, just DM me. Hit me on the DM.

I know we tried to set up a link and that didn't work out, but just hit me on the DMs. We'll look through the message requests. We'll figure it out. I don't normally check because there's nothing but sluts in there, but I'm going to check it out this time. So if you're interested in that, holler at me. Thank you, guys. Let's get back to the show. It's disgusting what you do. It's disgusting how you disrespect our God.

You got a chance too. What a beautiful name it is. What a beautiful name it is. I celebrate a black Christmas. What a beautiful name it is. Let's go, Shifty. Shifty, they don't is. Yo, let's go, Shifty. Shifty, they don't know about the Hillsong Bangers, Shifty.

It's just us. Hillsong Bangers, yeah, that's Carl Lentz. Yo, shut up. God damn, he's good. He's good. The guy's good. He was banging. We need him.

My name was Crips out here, dog. He was banging. Stop, Carl. This is going to kill me forever. I'm just trying to spread the gospel, bro. I'm trying to spread the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. What I'm saying is the Middle East needs Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ, we need it. Yo, the Middle East got enough Jews occupying it, dog.

They don't need Jesus. Let them figure it out. That sounds so political. We're having fun. Okay, the Middle east needs jesus is what i'm trying to say it is jesus's homeland is jesus's homeland i'm a christian zionist bro for jesus bro i want to send jesus back bro listen i could be convinced speak on let's go i mean it seems like kind of what i'm saying who's who's from there can i clarify one thing

i don't think that Christians need to live there, but they do need to look over it. It's a little messy right now. It's just like what's happening. I got a consultant. It's like what's happening in the rest of the Middle East, right? Remember, they're like, oh God, there's all this oil, but we don't know what to do. We're chasing around

fucking sheep and shit. That's my people. What's the one that they chase around? Come on, Alex. Alex, you're so fucking you hate black Christian women. You hate people from Saudi Arabia. It's disgusting what you're doing. It is so disgusting

how biased he is. What do you mean? Can you just right now profess your love to Jesus and black Christian women? I profess my love to black women. There we go. You refuse to profess your love to black Christian women? I profess my love to black women. There we go. You refuse to profess your love to black Christian women? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

All black lives matter. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. Let's just try that one more time. Fuck. Do you condemn Hamas? That's the easy one.

Holy shit, this guy might be retarded. That's an easy one. Do you condemn Do you condemn black Christian women? No. That was good because I almost caught him. I almost caught him.

If I gave him one more yes, I think I would have caught him right there. It's too big of a gap. You got to get him in the habit of just saying yes. Next time, help me with that one. What about you? What about you? Yeah. What about you?

Do you not condemn people that kill Hamas? No. Can someone check if that's good? No, I don't. Kill him. Kill him. But do you not condemn? That's why I don't condemn the people that kill the bad guys.

Okay, good. Yeah, he got it. Simple as that. He got it. What about you? He was clever. What about you? I do not condemn people that don't not kill people that are killing Jews.

You don't even know if that's right, to be honest with you. Me neither. Someone check it. Someone Google that. You ought to say some fucked up shit right there. Someone Google that. You can't trust them. You can't trust them because they do this with the Latin.

They're eplorbis, whatever. And then you don't even know what you're learning. Good, God-fearing, black and white Christians and also from the south of India. What they do. I hate that I told him. I hate any time he knows Indian shit that I told him. I hate any time he does Indian shit that I told him. I hate it. Should tell you

there's a slave port in the south of India that they use Christians for. Damn. That's fire. You're a fucking animal, dude. What? I'm just saying

that there's Christians in the south that should get the good thing. Oh, that's the fire part. But you would use them as slaves? No, I didn't say how I would use them. I don't use them.

I have no idea what's going on over there. I'm not going to South India. Fair. Who understands what the fuck they're talking about over there? It is funny to me that black Christians are Baptists and they're also probably the Christians that can swim the least. Wow.

What? I thought Akash's bomb was devastating to the momentum of the party. I genuinely did not know if we were going to recover from Akashi's bomb was devastating to the momentum of the party. I genuinely did not know if we were going to recover from Akashi's bomb. But somehow, you just went Nagasaki. That was crazy. Is that not true, though?

That's the bigger atomic bomb that was shot. I think that's true, bro. Okay, baptized, baptist. Yeah, right? I mean, that is kind of funny to me. Oh, that's where baptism comes from? Jesus. I thought the black church was like, yo, Baptist.

I didn't know it was from baptism. I thought it was like Baptist. You a Christian. They're the water Christians. They're water Christians. That's one. You hate black Christian women. They're water Christians. They're water Christians. They're water Christians, bro. Bap! That's one. Bap! You hate black Christian women.

The vitriol that comes out of you towards black Christians. Stop. If I converted, though, I would go center back. I'm starting to see why you threw me under the bus. I know. That's a hot light, dude. It is a hot light. But you know what the hottest light is?

The light from God that pours into your soul every single day and you reject it. You would be six foot if you believed in Jesus. I don't reject it. We accept all gods. You would be six foot. No, no, not accept. It don't want to be accepted. It wants to be loved, appreciated, nourished.

God has given you five more inches. God's given you five more inches. You. God's given you five more inches. You can still be six feet if you believe in God. I do believe in God. No! God is one, dude. He is one. Yeah.

Jesus. All God is. Hey, whatever you believe is great. That's great. We accept it. I think you want more Indians in heaven. Is that true? Yes, I do.

Hell yeah. I love Indians. Same. Even this one. Really? I love them so much. I just want them to be in heaven. Is that true? Yes, I do. I love Indians. Even this one. I love them so much I just want them to be in heaven with me. That ain't my heaven. What's your heaven? We run it back.

What is we? We run it back. What is we? I was going to be in purgatory. You're going to be stuck in that middle shop. Yes, you are. You're going to have to figure stuff out there. What do you think you're going to be a burglar. You're going to be stuck in that middle shot. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. And you're going to have to figure stuff out there.

What do you think you're going to reincarnate as? Be honest. Based off the wife you live with. Be completely honest. Maybe a six-foot man. Oh, you think you're going up? I think so. You think you're going up?

I think so. I can take the lifts out and stay tall, baby. Based off your understanding. As you are now, five, ten, nine. Ten. Six feet. You keep coming over. You keep, you know what", 5'9". 6 feet. You keep coming over. You keep living your life correctly. You might be 6'1", 6'2". There we go.

See? I haven't promised me that yet. I'm not going to promise you anything. You got to come. Come on, Nick Saban. What are you going to give this man? Recruit this man. You ready?

Al, my Jesus already gave you a nine and a half inch dick That's true But he didn't give you no width with it You got the tic on a roga bro He stretched out your six inch dick You got the tic on a roga dude You got the tic on a roga dick bro

What is that? That's the yellow pencil. Yo. They also have a black pencil. Damn. How do you always do this? That's the joke you're making, bro. No, you racist.

That's a better joke. We need to get Alex onto Christianity. Come on, Shifty. I need a max win. I need a max win, Shifty. And Alex being a Christian like the rest of us would be amazing. I need a max win. I need a max win, Chip. And Alex being a Christian like the rest of us would be amazing. I don't think you realize what you're missing, bro.

Why don't you guys go to service together? Shut up, Jew. It's not very Christian-like. Okay. Listen, should we invite them? Yeah, you're supposed to bring them into the table of our Lord and Savior. How many times have you been a Christian? You're always welcome. I don't want your version.

How many times have you been a Christian? Why do you think church is what makes you a Christian? It's your relationship with God and your relationship with the book that makes you a Christian. What's your relationship with the book? How many times have you been to Subway or wherever you guys pray?

Where do you guys pray? Subway's a good one, y'all. Subway's a good one. If there weren't so many Muslims that own Subway, that would be a very accurate... How often have you been? You don't have to go that often at all. So why are you judging me?

Because that's important for y'all. It is. No, it's not. It's your relationship with the book. Shifty, will you put this motherfucker on game? What's your relationship with the book? Read that shit front to back, back to front. I read it the Christian way and the Heavey way.

One time. We read that book one time. And we write to left. That was a smart. Come on, son. You know how I do. They go right to left, Mark. That's crazy. We go right to left. That was a smart. Dude, they go right to left, Mark. They go right to left. The Hebrew way might actually be better because then Jesus dies and then comes back.

Hold on. Have we been reading the Old Testament wrong? What if we're reading the Old Testament wrong? Jews go to Egypt. God creates the world. Judaism. He is coming. Mashiach is coming. Mashiach is coming. No, but you were trying to Jews go to Egypt God creates the world Boom, Judaism Guys, fuck Mashiach is coming

No, but you were trying to get me on not being Christian Even though, but I think you're projecting the fact That you feel like you're not No, I just feel like you're more agnostic than you let on And this is annoying Why is it annoying that I have found God? That is his thing, I don't think you found God Yo, I found God, bro

You read the Bible one time. You probably read the Da Vinci Code more than you read the Bible. I read the Da Vinci Code once. Matter of fact, you took a trip to go trace the Da Vinci Code? You haven't gone to see any of the Jesus shit, have you? I went to literally the Church of the Holy Sepulcher. I touched the anointing stone. Oh, did you?

When was this? Do you think I'm lying about this? I have a picture of it. Is this a bit? Like, I'm just so confused. When was it? When I went to Jerusalem lying about this? I have a picture of it. Is this a bit? Like I'm just so confused. When was it? When I went to Jerusalem. Like seven, eight years ago?

How many years ago? And that didn't impact you until just now? I've been a Christian this whole time. The Lord works in mysterious ways. Okay, that's a good one. That is true. Yeah. Christianity is in your soul.

It's not what you guys do. This is no offense, but this is like the real thing. Explain to me the real thing. We don't have, oh, I believe that I have a wood god. I have a tree god. I have a brick god. There's a god in a million. Everything's a god. Oh, I'm late for work. I prayed to my late for work god. It's one god. Different manifestations

of one god. Different avatars of one god. So now you got one god, dick rider. We're first. Wait a minute, you got one god? Wait a minute, I thought, wait, you're saying there's only one god? There's different manifestationsifestations of God Yo Shub You wanna come in And help your boy out

Shub Hop behind a couch And whisper in his ears So he can answer these questions Hit it Shub No no no Don't say shit Go go

You tell me Different manifestations Of one God So are there Multiple gods or not Yeah but they're all Different avatars And manifestations

Of one God God is one And you don't see How Christianity Just simplified That whole shit Simplified it You just Jocked our shit We were first We're OG Mm-hmm. God is one. Mm-hmm. And God created all. And you don't see how Christianity just simplified that whole shit? Simplified it? You just jocked our shit. Mm-hmm. We were first. We're OG. That's for sure. That's for damn skips. Zoroastrian, maybe. Then us.

So you're saying Christianity is like Kanye's Backstreet Boy remix? No. No, because Kanye's Backstreet Boy remix was better. That's what I'm saying. That's what you're saying. It's better. No, I'm not saying it's better. I didn't say that. You're saying it's better. I was like the original one, but now you got me. Okay, hold on. So you're saying the way that it was remixed is a little bit better. The newer version is a little bit better. I've never said it was better. No.

It's like when they remade Star Wars and they didn't need to in the 90s. That's young. Yeah, but that's a movie that's fake. Are you saying your God is fake? I don't understand what's happening right now. Because my God could never be. My God could never be fake. Is your God a Kanye song?

I mean, in a lot of ways, it's everything. Because you be shitting on Kanye. I'll be honest, God fucked up with the Kanye joint. He did. He did fuck up with the Kanye joint. He really did. If he's responsible for all that, he fucked up for the Kanye joint. For real. He did fuck up with the Kanye joint. He really did. If he's responsible for all that, he fucked up for the Kanye joint. For real.

For real. Or, the second Kanye started hating on Jews, God was like, yo, I'm good on this motherfucker. I'm going to snatch all of his powers. Snatched. Now he can't even make socks. You know what? I apologize. I should let you believe how you believe. Because that's what a good Hindu would do.

That's what a good Christian would do. A good Hindu would chase a Muslim down the street. That's what a good Hindu would do. That's a modern Hindu. That's a modern Hindu. A good Hindu would chase a Muslim down the street. But you know what a good Christian would do? Let them live peacefully.

That's what I'm saying. You let the Jews live peacefully. Let the Muslims live peacefully. Let everyone live peacefully. That's all we've done throughout history. Don't look into it. That's all we've done throughout history. Don't look into it. That's all we've done throughout history. Don't look into it.

That's all we've done is peacefully let every different group and color and creed come together and pray to the one Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. You know what? I'm going to believe you. You know why? Because faith is important. Faith is important. And that's what we can agree. That's what I'm talking about.

Throw the J up. Sure, whatever. I'm talking about. Throw the J up. Sure, whatever. I'm just saying, to all the Palestinians listening, the Christians trying to occupy Bethlehem. Just saying it now. Say it one more time. What is this? That was you guys. I don't know what Bethlehem is, so you got me.

Mark, it's Jesus where he was born. Christians are still in there. Jesus was a Jew. Yeah. Give to the Christians, whatever you want. God, you see how they just come in and then it's just like it makes it annoying. I just gave it back. Gave what back?

I mean, it's a struggle. It's a struggle. Listen, I think the takeaway here is this. Christians take control of the region. Think about how amazing. Well, look at the takeaway here is this, Christians take control of the region. Think about how amazing, well look at the Middle East, look at the development that's come out of the Middle East. I mean, look at Abu Dhabi, Dubai, you look at Saudi Arabia. Very strong Christian cities.

Christian strongholds. Christian cities. Christian strongholds. Now, we laugh at this, right? Where are all their kids educated? In the Middle East? Mm-hm. Is that where they go to school or do they send them to

Christian society so they can learn how to not throw a gay guy off a building? They go educate them in places where they don't throw the gays on the building. Then they come back and they go, hey, we gotta stop throwing these fucking gays on the building. It's creating an issue. We're not gonna have investment over here. They stop it, all of a sudden investment floods in.

They know what to do with that oil coming out of the ground. I'm just saying! stop it, all of a sudden investment floods in. They know what to do with that oil coming out of the ground. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. How do you not see this? Are we blind here? Maybe the best is just mixing.

Learn from everybody. That's Christianity. That's what Hindus do. Listen. You made it a hotline. We made it a hot song. It's just what it is. What a beautiful name it is. Hit it a hot line. We made it a hot song. It's just what it is. What a beautiful name it is.

Hit it. Shifty. Shifty. What a beautiful name it is. The name of Jesus Christ my King. Oh, my God. Tell me that. Tell me.

Come on, tell me that. I got it. Thank you. I felt that one. I felt the Lord through your voice. Yeah, tell me that. Thank you. I felt that one. I felt the Lord through your voice. Yeah, that was hot. I felt the Lord through your voice, bro. I felt that one.

And you know what the other day was very smart is you got the black people on board to make music as well. And now that just really picks things up a notch. I mean, did you see the preacher that did the put swag surf into his sermon for New Year's Eve? And walk it out. Yeah. Oh, my God. I need to see that. Oh, my God.

This is a shout out to black people. You know, if you just take a racist to go see them, like when swag surf comes on, see a bunch of black people, you're not racist anymore. It's just the most fun. Yeah. Yeah. The most fun. It might be peak black people. It's fantastic.

Shout out to you. Shout out to black people, man. Hey, shout out to y'all, bro. I mean, you don't feel that way about black women. No, I mean, the internet, you do hate black Christian women, but it is a historical fact. We can look at it, we can check the record, but shout out to black people. Now, shout out to the internet, because now countries that don't have black people are starting to get the fun that black people provide. Oh, that's true.

And they're starting to insert it into their daily lives. So they get the benefit of black people without having them there. That sounded crazy. That sounded crazy. Hey, stop. Stop, stop, stop. Stop, stop, stop. What did I just say? That sounds crazy. That sounds crazy. That sounds crazy. Holy shit. Don't do it. Stop, stop, stop.

Stop, stop, stop. What did I just say? What did I just say? Hey, Chifty, come on. We got to move off this topic immediately. Crazy. Your hair cut just got a little higher. That shit just got a little sharper.

What did I even say? What did I even say? I know you. I know you. Get out of my home. I know you. Get out of my home. I know you.

Get out of my home. I know you. Get out of my home. I know you. Get out of my home. I know you. Get out of my home. got a little higher. He's got a little sharper. What did I even say? What did I even say? I know what you're saying. It's the benefit of black people without having them there.

Let me see. Let me see your career. Let me see your career. Help me. Help me. What he was trying to say is even though they don't have black people there,

they can see this and then all their preconceived racist notions are dispelled by being like, oh, look how great black people are. That's what he's trying to say.

It came out like that. You need that a lot more. Hold on, because I wasn't saying that at all. No, that's what you were saying. I'm trying to save us an egg. Oh, fuck. I thought what I was saying is they get all the fun

that black people provide for culture, but they don't have to have them. No! I'm out of shot. Wait, wait, wait. We're out of one shot, right? Wait, wait, wait.

We're out of one shot? Wait, wait, wait. Come on, bro. You're not a single? What was I saying? What was I trying? What I was trying to say was- Come on, bro. Listen, think about it.

If you're Sweden, or if you're Norway, right? Okay. You're not going to have any good music. All you got is that stupid song that's playing over the North Sea videos on TikTok. Yeah, yeah. Hoist the colors, right? That shit is less. Hoist the colors.

And ABBA. I don't know. Okay. They got a different TikTok. Yeah, I know. Definitely. We got white TikTok. We got white TikTok.

But my point is. This sounds fun. My point is. Yeah. Black people are going to make the most fun shit in the culture. Yes, this is good. That permeates

through all American culture. This is a good thing. For example- The only thing Twitter is still standing, black Twitter. Boom, swag surf. Unbelievable.

During church, Catholics ain't doing it, bro. Not yet. Okay. But- Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.

Maybe the Pope pulls it out. Who knows? It's a progressive Pope. If the Pope did it, bro. Not yet. But! Maybe. Maybe. Maybe the Pope pulls it out. Who knows? It's a progressive Pope. If the Pope did it, bro. Mm-hmm. He might have to. Anyway, my point is, and then these other countries that don't have black people now can learn about fun. This is all good.

Nothing's wrong with what you're saying. And they can take the fun. That's great. That last part was like borderline. It can take the fun. You're edging Miles right now. He's like, yes, give it to me.

How did I catch a straight? You know, she's straight. That's what they do, Miles. Come on, Miles. Look alive. Guys, come on. Stop.

We have to not be any racial thing at all during the, you know. Yeah. Listen. Starting off the new year. Come on. We got to stop. We got to stop. Yeah.

But you do get the point that I'm trying to make. Yeah, we get it. What is it, even? You're saying that even though they don't have what it takes. They still get to see all the entertainment they provide and then they get to take that shit

yeah can we talk about this big titty gypsy rose whoa whoa dude Alex what

you're talking about a newly free woman yeah a former child bro come on she was a child say that

you're talking about a former child whoa wow chill Come on. She was a child. You're talking about a former child. Whoa! This chick used to be a kid. You can't say that. She used to be a woman's kid. She used to be a female kid. Let me find out now you hate women children. I do hate

women children. I hate women children. That's safe. That's safe. Yeah, I do. Why? Because you can't love women children. That just sounds weird. Especially the white ones. Yeah, there we go. This is unbelievable. You hate kids? What's the opposite of pedophilia?

She's grown now. She's grown now. Yeah, you're pedophobic. You're a pedophobic. Yes. That's a way safer thing to be, you got to be honest. Yes, absolutely.

You got to admit it. I'm a pedophobe. I'm a pedophobe. I'm a pedophobe. You're a pedophobe. Yep. Even- Mark. What are you gonna do

with these kids that you hate? You notice how you just didn't say that, though? I know, right? But you notice how instead of saying, I don't love kids, you just asked him

another question? Yeah, I know. Yeah, you gotta jump on him, bro. What are you talking about? I'm not gonna let him go down this rabbit hole. That's what you say about

the- What are your minds? Counterpunchers call, bro. You got a swing, my boy. So wait a minute. All right, so as a pedophobe. Yeah, what do you do with these kids? What does that mean for your world?

Are you a pedophobe? Do you condemn? Are you a pedophobe? Do you condemn pedophilia? You won't answer the question. That's crazy. How dare you, bro? You backing your people like that?

That's crazy. You're going to kill these little kids? What about Jewish children? Do you hate them? Absolutely not. They're women. Was that right? There we go.

So you do like some... You got it off you. You got it off you. Now you're going back into Western. No, you're right. No, this gay sheep over here. He ain't putting it back on him. Fuck that.

Okay. I'm in the hot seat. Can you kill your mom? What? Can you kill your mom or no? Well, killed anyone let the record white people yes can you get you gotta do that shit all the time she really is female she's female i'm not gonna be punished fuck you i gotta do that shit all the time bro bro there is we're just going back to black people making things fun but there is a... Take away my game. We're just going back to Blackfield making things fun,

but there is a video of a black yoga class. I'm sorry. It's amazing. Okay, there's two things. One is the black swim class. I think I sent it to the group where they're coming into the pool and there's a line of them that's like,

and they're like, we are black and we can't swim. We are black and we can't swim. Without the black guy. Did I send it to the only white song? I think it was white song. Anyway, the yoga one was they're doing couples yoga, but it's just in doggy style the whole time. And it's just a black person whose face is over the video going,

we can't give black people nothing, bro. Because they're going to make it fun, bro. This is what happens when they're Hindus, bro. I went to a hip-hop yoga class. That's more fun. How are you relaxing getting to Zen? Bro, they would play trap music. No.

Yoga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's a thing. Trap yoga, I think. Really? Yeah. Trap has just become a thing. You just throw on some non-black shit.

We the best. And it does get more lit. Trap karaoke, shout out to Miles Jones. Way more lit than regular karaoke. Yeah, that is true. Yeah, you could just really add anything. So what I was trying to say is there are countries- Trap is like nutmeg. Like trap pedophilia.

Yeah, I did that, yeah. That's y'all. That's R. Kelly. That's R. Kelly. That's him. R. Kelly did do that. He literally trapped them. Literally. He trapped them. that, yeah. That's y'all. That's R. Kelly. That's R. Kelly. That's his. R. Kelly did do that. He literally trapped him. Literally.

He trapped him. He trapped him. That's crazy. Yeah. So do you condemn R. Kelly? Better music than church music, though. You got to think about that. Do you condemn Diddy?

So Gypsy Rose. Diddy still got some bangers, bro? Yo, come on, bro. Yeah, crazy. Come on, Dove. Stop it. All right, guys. You know what time it is.

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Nah. Gypsy Rose look like an Albanian mother of two from the Bronx. Gypsy Rose alright. Top comment is fire. What is it? Maybe out of prison but she's still serving 24-7. Okay, so break it down to me.

You can't kill your mom if she's literally, what exactly did she do? She had to take a bunch of drugs. She had the Munchausen syndrome by proxy. So I guess Munchausen is when you think a bunch of shit is wrong with you and you need to be just convince everybody you're sick, probably believe it yourself. Munchausen by proxy is doing that to someone else. So she kept telling doctors she had, I think, leukemia, would keep shaving her head, literally

had her salivary glands removed. That sounds like no fun for anybody. You should be able to kill your moms in that case. I think so. But again, can't you claim momentary insanity? The problem is her and her, the boyfriend who actually killed her, there's apparently a lot of text messages where it's like premeditated. But can't you be insane for the whole time that your mother's torturing you?

She's a- It's a tougher thing, but it wouldn't necessarily, it'd be hard to say temporary insanity if it's been. Fair. Not temporary insanity, but couldn't you just be induced? Couldn't you have this state of insanity induced by decades of treatment or however old the fuck she was? I think that's what you should be able to do. Wherever you was, you got sentenced, bro. You could have saved her.

I would have saved her. You could have saved the courtroom. I would have saved Al. I would have saved her. I would have saved her. You could have saved the courtroom. I would have saved Al. I would have saved her right there. I saved you from getting fucking raped by some Swedish guy in your asshole. Whoa. That's the God is here. This shit is so far.

You haven't seen this? No. Basically, they just post videos of the sea. All right, this shit is so far. You haven't seen this? No. Basically, they just post videos of the sea. The North Sea is incredibly dangerous, bro. And then they play this song.

This is actually our boy calling the game. Yo, Gypsy Rose. Yo. Goes crazy. You're right. Black people do make everything better

because y'all sitting here watching this. No, no, do the video with the boats, my man. Why are we looking at Brian Greenberg? So y'all at home watching that? No, no, no. Yo, Gypsy Rose looking through that camera, man.

Right? I'm done. I feel connected. I feel super connected. I'll kill her grandma. Her grandma's still alive. Who do you need to kill, bitch? You can see how it would work on a young, impressionable kid.

Oh, absolutely, Doug. Wow. You know, boyfriend got life in prison? I don't think that's fair. I can't. I don't. What did. Oh, yeah.

I almost asked what her mom got justice. Yeah. He's up, dude. But that is crazy that he got that. I'm trying to think. I was trying to think. So what I was reading, I was trying to think how they got justice. Yeah, he's up, dude. But that is crazy that he got that. I'm trying to think. I was trying to think. So what I was reading, I was trying to think

how they got there. There was one text he sent to her where he said like he has an evil side and he enjoys killing and he used present tense. He never say future tense

I would enjoy. But that's where you might talk to a girl. Right. I mean, a sexual talk for them maybe at this point. I don't know. I'll set my shit

nine and a half inches in thick. That's right. He didn't say it was silly putty stretch. He didn't say his four-inch dick was silly putty stretch to nine and a half. Fruit by the foot. Come on, dude. Y'all got to pause that. Factual.

Nah, but dude stabbed her up wild crazy. That's a different type of- Well, that was the most New York sentence I've ever heard in my entire life. Nah, but dude stabbed her up wild crazy. Like, that's a different type of- Well, that was the most New York sentence I've ever heard in my entire life. Nah, but dude stabbed her up wild crazy. Because that is- That's more difficult. That's more difficult. It's more difficult than, like, shooting a bitch.

Stabbing is anger and hate. But what if- But she deserved anger and hate, dude. And imagine the huge- He loved this girl. She abused the fuck out of her for decades. Order the cops. Literally had her in a wheelchair, convinced she couldn't walk, which is crazy.

Made her take cancer meds. She could walk completely fine. Her mother was like, you're confined to a wheelchair. Chained her to a bed, apparently. Did she get... I mean, I be seeing white parents have their kids on leashes. Which is a good idea. I think that's a good idea.

I like the leash thing. Why do we give pushback on the leash thing? Because it just looks so dog-like. Okay. Yeah. Is that bad? I don't know. Is that bad?

We love our dogs. It feels like you're dehumanizing a kid to a dog's level. We love dogs. I love dogs. But when you got a kid on a leash, the visual of it, I understand the idea is I don't want my kid to run. But even if the leash was attached to your chest and y'all are just like there together, that's different than holding a leash. That's actually a fucking great distinction.

If the leash isn't in your hands, if it's just belt to belt. Then it's kind of like one of those things where you carry the baby right here. Yeah. Just with an umbilical cord. You just thought about this right now? Yeah. We should do this. Belt to belt is umbilical cord. Don't even call this right now? Yeah. We should do this. Belt to belt is umbilical cord.

Don't even call it a leash. Call it the cord. But I also think y'all underestimate how much white people like our dogs. So when we treat our kids like a dog, it's actually a good thing. I love my dog. Oh, yeah. I do be kissing him on the lips, too. That's what I'm saying, bro.

I be kissing kids on the lips, too. That is accurate. I'm upset if my dog don't kiss me back. If I put my nose close and I don't get a lick, I'm tight. I'm saying. That is accurate. I'm upset at my dog. Don't kiss me back. If I put my nose close and I don't get a lick, I'm tight. I'm like, what the hell did I do?

Is that how you punish your dog if your dog poops on the ground? No kisses? Don't make out with your dog for a whole day? Yeah, I won't give her any love. No kisses. Fuck you going.

All right. Love you. Love Jesus. Whoa. You okay, though? Son of a shit, he just walked through a wall like the fucking Hawaiian punch.

Is it the Kool-Aid? Kool-Aid. You know. Fuck. You want to go? You want to yo-ho one time? Yes, one time. Let's go.

Okay. Okay. You all have booms It's a better video than this. Yeah, come on, man. Sorry, I don't know what you're thinking. Sorry, I don't know what your brain has.

You can text him. Can you just text him? Damn, Mark, why are you guys so upset right there? Sorry, I don't know what's in your brain, guys. But you know that that wasn't a good video. I didn't see it. I don't know what the in your brain, guys. But you know that that wasn't a good video. I didn't see it. I don't know what the video is. You know what?

If you had just been honest and just said I haven't seen the video to him. But he has seen it. That's why it's so frustrating. The thing is, I've seen some of them. I also have seen the main guy singing it, and I listened to that one. This one. I'm not doing that. And we're not going to have this conversation.

Wow, man. We're not going to have this conversation. I like the guy singing it. Is he watching the first one? I listened to the guy's face doing all the instruments. I like harmonizing. I'm a fan of music. Bro. Let me listen to music.

That's a f***ing s***. I like music, dog. That's the one I watch. No exaggeration. I drove through Scotland. If I want to watch a redhead singing, it's Ed Sheeran, bro. I'm not watching that motherf***er Yo-Ho. No, not Yo-Ho. It's fire. Not that one. I don't watching that motherfucker Yo-Ho. No, that Yo-Ho was fire.

Not that one. I don't know what y'all are talking about, but both of those videos were not it. I agree. I'm not going to defend those videos,

but once you see the one where the shipping containers start falling off this massive ship because the waves are so big and the Yo-Ho's is hoeing, it's one of the most scary things you'll ever experience

in your life. You'll have nightmares about it. That was windshield wipers. That was literally, that was windshield wipers. I'm not upset when I saw the windshield wipers, because how big can waves be if the windshield wipers still attached? That's what I'm saying. I mean, like, what is, what am I looking at?

Mark, what the fuck are you doing? I didn't know there was windshield wipers in the thumbnail. You should have seen the windshield wiper in the beginning of the fucking video. I was like, this ain't the one. I didn't see the thumbnail. You need to see the shipping containers falling off. I didn't see the thumbnail. No, it's got shipping containers falling off. I didn't see the thumbnail. No, it's gotta look dangerous, bro.

That's a car in a puddle. Yo, yo, yo. Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you're on the fucking toilet for two hours just watching that. You know what? I'm going to look at Gypsy Rose. Fuck Christians. Let black people run everything. We should. At the very least, we're going to be having a lot of fun. Black people are Christians, yo.

Fine. Black Christians can run everything. I'm okay with that. Sorry. Al, don't disagree with me here. How fast until it came up on my TikTok? That was four strings. Because I knew what you were thinking.

Can I see this video? Hold on, show us. It's not the one. How fast until it came up on my tick-tock that was for sure because I knew what you were thinking I I didn't clock it. I didn't clock it. Oh, thank God you did. Let's see what's going on over on Instagram. Maybe there's something on Instagram I can look at. Oh, my God. Black Christians, y'all can run things. Fuck. We already in debt.

How much worse can you make it? You know what I mean? Word. All right, y'all. We know how to run up the debt, boy. Let's go Listen Are you on team free Gypsy Rose or not? Hell yeah

I mean, she's free She's free But what's up with the OnlyFans? Yeah, that's what I'm saying I need to see the damage from that abuse That sounded crazy What was he trying to say? That sounded crazy

What was he trying to say? He's trying to say I want to understand the pain that she went through Because I'm an empathetic person, highly empathetic. And I want to understand her experience. That's what he's trying to say. It just came out like that. That's beautiful. That's what you're trying to say.

I promised you that's what you were trying to say. It was? I think so. Oh, because I thought I was going to say she was going to be sucking dick crazy because she went through some incredibly traumatic stuff. That's not true, dude. That's not true. That's not what I was talking about. No, because she has no salivary glands, so what fucking good is it going to be?

God, imagine going crazy. You just broke my heart, son. How did a bitch with no salivary glands convince a man to kill her mom? This is one of the most diabolical geniuses in the world. A girl that can't suck dick convinced a man to kill... That man deserved double life.

That man deserved double life. You know the dude that killed the mom is still in prison. Yeah. Gypsy's out and she broke up with him.

Yo, yo, yo. Welcome to the podcast. Yo, do us a favor. Welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the podcast. We've been talking about this for 10 minutes. I need you to punch him in the chest with your fucking right hand. I understand we all zone out sometimes.

That was one of the fucking craziest things I've ever seen. We all get in our head, but I need you to know. He said, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Y'all know Gypsy Rose is out of jail, right? I need you to know. She's out of jail. She is, though. We've been talking about this for 10, 15 minutes.

This nigga's still in 2003. Mother of God. He's looking for the Yo-Ho videos. I'm trying to find them. There's windshield wipers on all of them. Yo-Ho. That was crazy, Mark. That was crazy.

The dude that killed her is still in prison, and she got a new husband. Have you seen how the husband looks? Let me see. Have you seen how the husband looks? Let me see, my man. Ident, and she got a new husband. And have you seen how the husband looks? Have you seen how the husband looks? Let me see my man. Identical. She got a new husband? Yes.

Identical to the mom. Oh, I know that. Oh, shit. What the fuck, dude? Come on, now. You guys didn't know about this? Let me see. We didn't know about that.

Thank you. Press play. You might redeem yourself. Press play. He's playing. Oh, that's just one picture. Yo, that's weird. I mean, it makes sense.

Holy shit. Oh, wow. So she got him to lose weight? No, that's his mom on the left. These are different people, bro. What's that one right there? They look like a... I'm not even going to say it.

What's the one on the left? The mom, take any shots you want to at this. That's the mom? Yeah, this Chris Farley looking ass bitch. Take whatever shots you want to. Oh my god, she's massive. Yeah, dude. I mean, that's just fucking terrifying, dude. I thought she had a great performance in The Whale, won an Oscar for that. I mean, she does have Brendan Fraser's

chin. Yeah. Crazy. Crazy. See his license plate? The husband goes to pick her up from jail, get her, and his license plate on the front says hit man. Whoa. That's fire. But he didn't do anything.

That's stolen valor. You pussy. Yeah, stolen valor. That's stolen valor, bro. Yeah. It is crazy. They interview the dude in jail. He's like, I don't regret a minute of it.

Hell no, dude. He's still standing on it. He's like, I did that. You killed a monster, dude. That's fire. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I think if you monster dude that's fire yeah i mean i don't know i think if you do all that to a child like wouldn't we sorry quick thing yeah they treat

as far as we know in jail it's like child molesters child abusers the worst right in jail what about a guy that killed a child abuser how does he get treated oh he's a kink so he's getting treated okay out there yeah So I think it's like, yeah, I'm in jail for life, but I'm getting treated well. I guess what I'm saying is if we know that there's a child abuser out there, especially to that degree, and then they get killed, shouldn't it

be a little less than murder? Life seems... The only thing I can think of from what I've read is that text saying... I know people who murder people and they went to jail for like 12 years. This guy murdered a child abuser. What should that be?

Six months. Like a child abuser as notorious as her? I think that's six months. Like, I mean... A year of good behavior is six months. Fair enough.

So if you kill Jeffrey Epstein... Oh, dude. Who wouldn't kill Jeffrey Epstein if you had the opportunity? Purple heart. But here's the problem. You know you kill Jeffrey Epstein... Who wouldn't kill Jeffrey Epstein if you had the opportunity? Purple heart. But here's the problem. You know who killed Jeffrey Epstein? Himself? Jeffrey Epstein. Oh, so he's a hero. Unfortunately.

Jeffrey Epstein became a hero at the end of his life, bro. Because he killed Epstein. He killed the child molester. That's my point, bro. This guy killed a rapist. Yeah, dude. He killed a child molester. He killed a rapist. Yo, did that list come out yet? We literally put the pot off for a day hoping the list would fucking come out. And they ain't dropped this list.

When does it come out? I got to check. I got to check that. When school's hot. They don't have a time. In the meantime, you can look at Kanye's new IG post in the last 25 minutes. What is he doing now? Posted his lady.

I already support it. Who's the shorty? His wife, right? Oh, let me see it. Gypsy Ro. What's Kanye posting? His wife. Picture number two.

Goodness gracious. That's the fuck to talk about. Good God. That's how you sell some socks. Nego. I mean damn are those natty ices or I don't think they're natty

I think so they hang natty yeah that's I mean crazy I mean it is really hysterical like where do you buy the socks though but he needs he needs a racially ambiguous girl with gigantic tits and then he can he can really get attention yeah can he do it without a girl i

don't think so did you hear his apology the hebrew one no what is it it's very funny he apologized in hebrew and he was like i sincerely apologize to the jewish community for any unintended outbursts caused by my words or actions. Didn't mean to offend, demean, yada, yada, yada. And that's the whole apology. And then the Anti-Defamation League was like, this is a beyond bizarre ploy to get more attention. And the Hebrew apology without translation is inaccessible to most American Jews who do not speak the language. To be sure, using Hebrew to communicate with the Jewish community denies

most Americans and American Jews and non-Jews to see his apology. Can I be honest? Shut up. Shut the fuck up. We can't be that annoying. It's the funniest thing. The response was so funny. I was like,

just let it be. I do not claim that response. It's just called a bullshit apology from Kanye. Clearly he doesn't give a flying fuck, but. I believe it. Yeah. I believe it. I think he means it this time. He put some effort into it.

I think he means it this time. Google translate that whole situation. Be a good Christian, forgive this man. Oh, that's the other thing? They found out it was just chat GPT? Yeah, chat GPT, yeah, yeah, yeah. After looking at some of these pictures, I believe him this time. I think he's turned over a new

leaf. Look at that. That's Christianity right there. That's Christianity. This guy's awesome, dude. That's Christianity. I'm going to get them socks. What do you think of the socks, bro? I love them. You would actually wear those? Yeah.

Can we talk about how that's Christianity? Can we just talk about that? Not that, bro. I love them. You would actually wear those? Yeah. But can we talk about how that's Christianity? Can we just talk about that? Christianity produced that. That's Catholicism, actually. She's Italian, right? Let's go. Let's go. They would never. She's Italian. Most likely. Playing the percentages,

she's probably Catholic. But Catholicism formed Christianity. Can I show you some crazy shit real quick? I cannot wait. If you want to talk about some Christians, now I'm going to show you two women, okay? I want you to not be disrespectful to the woman of God,

all right? So these are two twins, okay? Oh, I've seen this before. Jerked off to it several times. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Be specific, because I'm about to get fucking crusades on you. Can we just have this segment every show? These are twin sisters.

Shouts out. One of them is a God-fearing woman. The other one is a fitness person. Yeah. Okay. She's just been posting some stuff.

Okay. Now, you seem to be using the premise that it is somewhat shocking that a woman of God would be beautiful. To me, that is in no way shocking. No. Of course women of God are going to be beautiful and even more beautiful if they believe in the one true God and our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I'm using the premise that I've never known what a nun looked like.

That's fire. Stop it. You're being a liar. You do know what nuns look like. The nun don't work out. So the nun got a sloppy fucking shit now. Come on, Al. Chill, bro. That's disrespectful. That's a sloppy fucking shit. Come on out. You'd be disrespectful.

That's a woman of God. Jesus. Yes. God damn right there. I must like him sloppy. Cover it with that fucking bag. Get out of here. Get out of here right now.

I swear to God. Get out of here right now. We don't want no devils in the house, Lord. I got a question. What was her man racially? Who? Her man. Because you got pictures of a guy. He looked like Aquaman, house, Lord. I got a question. What was her man racially? Who? Her man. Because you got pictures of a guy.

He looked like Aquaman, right? Yeah, I got it. He looked like she could be ruled by a Muslim. If you have a twin and they do OnlyFans, are you allowed to be upset? You got to get a check probably. Yeah. Because that's your body on there. 10, 15% easy.

Easy. Easy. There are these two twin brothers, seven feet tall, the Collins brothers, playing the NBA. One of them became gay. How fucking much of an asshole is he? You know what I mean? Couldn't we have a conversation about this? I'm the most recognizable motherfucker every time I walk in the room and everybody thinks I'm the gay one of us.

Yeah, you need like a nose ring or like a haircut or something. It probably makes girls feel wild safe around him, though. It might work out in the end. You think so? Especially seven-foot black guy walking into a room. Bunch of girls are probably scared, but then they're like, oh, he's gay. He could do the dumb approach where they think he's like just a friend. They think he's 100% gay, not 49.

Yeah. Fully gay. And then he whips his dick out. Yo, Gypsy Rose is looking through that lens, bro. That is one of the most engaging things I've ever seen. Let's get her on the pod, dude. Her man is still in prison. Yo, let me see some other pictures of her.

Oh, yeah, we do want her on the pod. You should cut the thing I said earlier. No, no, no. Keep that, keep that. Listen, Mickey Mouse is free. The mouse is free. The mouse is free. The mouse is out the house. Okay?

Disney has lost their decades-long battle to maintain the intellectual property to the Mickey Mouse character. I think that back in the day, it was what? How long could you own the rights or something? It used to be way shorter, but Disney's been pushing that through litigation for like 40, 50 years. Yeah. Yeah. And they've been trying to push it back because they feel like their whole brand is wrapped around it. It is.

You could argue. I mean, I feel like now they're so far removed. I guess it's such a conglomerate. The Marvel is a property and all these other things. But at the time, it's like if you have this Mickey cartoon, and then your competitor can also write a Mickey Mouse cartoon, there's nothing you can do about it. I understand the concern. So technically, not all Mickey Mouse is out of trademark.

It's the first one. Steamboat Willie. Can we see what that guy looks like? No, Steamboat Willie fired. They still use Steamboat Willie and shit. They just started bringing it back. You don't see that. But that shit is tough, yo.

Yeah, it's kind of cool. And why was he driving a steamboat? I don't know. I guess that was his job at the time. Maybe on the high seas. When he was on that shit? Yeah. He was yo-hoing, probably.

No windshield wipers on this guy. He was a fucking thug, ripping it around. But yeah, so this guy is on trademark now. People are making movies about him they've been like plotting on this for a while because it's been a hundred years since this came out i'm pretty sure so now they got uh this movie is called the mickey mouse trap trailer just dropped today she is murdered by Mickey Mouse, bro. Whoa.

Sure murder? And then they came out with a video game a while ago. This is like last year, I think. But it's coming out this year. That's like another Mickey Mouse. It's like a rat infestation. They got to kill all the Mickey Mouses. I mean, these are great ideas.

Just like in terms of garnering attention. The best way to do it is a horror movie where Mickey Mouse kills you. Well, the reason they also do horror movies, they did this with Winnie the Pooh a couple years ago, is because the parent company won't come after you because you're not representing Mickey Mouse in any way that Disney did. Yeah, so it's actually,

it's why porn and horror take these characters and run with them is because they're not going to come after them. It's so far removed from the original. Yeah, they're not worried about your little movie. But if you made one that was like Mickey Mouse goes and does something fun, they're going to be like, we'll catch you. You make a theme park based on Mickey Mouse, they're going to go cut that shit out.

Could you go back to that list right there? I want to say something real quick. Where are we in this Simone Biles and her husband calling himself the prize situation? Oh, this is so funny. So her husband plays in NFL. Yeah, I think he plays safety for the Texans, I think. I don't know him, so I don't know if he's good or not. Have y'all seen the clip?

So you was really the catch in... I always say we the man the catch, man. I always say we the catch, man. That's right. So she really booked you. She did, though. Is what you said. I was fighting it. I was fighting it. I always say we the catch, man. That's right. She really booked you. She did, though. Is what you said. Because I was fighting it.

I was fighting it. So you, in truth, if I say this out loud, was Jonathan Owens ain't really want Simone Biles. Is what you said. At the time, I was not going to say that. That what you're saying? I was afraid. I was afraid to commit.

I'm like, ah, man, this is my third year. You know, I'm trying to, ah. I'm like, it's kind of early. But, you know, like I said, man, it happened. You know what I mean? It's like you hit it off instantly, you know. I mean, Shorty's right there, right? Yeah.

It's my third year. I'm trying to, you know. That's honest, though. He's being honest. I didn't think it, you know. That's honest, though. He's being honest. I didn't think it was that bad. That's blown out of proportion. No, but do you honestly think he didn't know who she was? His story kind of adds up, but you're like, dude, you play sports.

You didn't say he didn't have ESPN. She was all over ESPN. She was everywhere. You really didn't know who she was? I believe whatever that man says. He's a good-looking guy. The handsome guy. Handsome guy. Handsome guy.

Thirsty, huh? Simone's thirsty. Right? DMing like crazy doing it. She was thirsty. Oh, absolutely. And he was showering.

Like, I'm going to go shower. I'm going to go chill. He was impressed. Confident black woman that knew what she wanted. What the fuck did you know? Why do you have to department that?

Why do you hate that so much? I love it. I support it. I support black love. And people try to tear him down. Isn't that sad? Exactly. You always go one sentence too far.

You really do. He really fucking does. You just shot yourself in the foot with that one, dude. Black Christian women, can you pray for Al? Pray that Al comes back to us. Pray that Al comes back to us. Motherfucker's too far gone, man. Miss you, bro.

Genuinely miss you. Shut up. I miss you, bro. Come on, let me miss you. So what do you think the reaction was? Why was everyone all about it? Everybody's upset.

You know, it kind of reminds me of, remember when Meghan Markle was like, I just didn't know what like, I didn't know who Harry was, Prince Harry. I didn't know it was like such a thing.

And it's like, yes, you fucking did, dude. This is the same energy. It's not as egregious, but a thing and it's like yes you fucking did dude this is the same energy it's not as egregious but it's the same like yes you did you fucking knew who Simone Biles was I don't watch the Olympics I know who Simone Biles is 100% knew

yeah or at least was aware I believe he's a catch to it that motherfucker is handsome he's a catch you seen the hairline I don't know if he's the catch he damn sure a catch hairline fantastic is he good at football I don't know I don't know if he's the catch. He's damn sure a catch. Hairline's fantastic. Is he good at football? I don't know. I don't know the safety for the Texans, if he's good or not. I mean, he's been in the league for a few years, so he can't be bad.

I mean, it's more rare. This is going to be rough. Yeah. Yeah, this is a bumpy one. You're heading up. But it's true. It's true. But it's true.

It's harder for a girl to lock down a football player than it is for a guy to give a fuck about gymnastics. He saved it at the end. At the end, it made sense. My point is like her success is not necessarily something that guys are looking for when they're trying to find a mate. They're like, I want an Olympian. I want a gymnastics Olympian. That's interesting. We don't care.

But him playing in the NFL might be something that women are curious about. So what you're trying to say, for real this time, I think. He's the catch. You've got to look at it. He is the catch. You've got to look at it through the lens of what they're attracted to. That's think. He's the catch. You've got to look at it. He is the catch. You've got to look at it through the lens of what they're attracted to. That's it. He's the catch. There are millions.

Because women are attracted to talented men. Men don't really care about, no matter how talented you are, it's cool. It's a bonus. But it's not something we're going to be like, oh, I need a girl that's super talented at X, Y, Z. Whereas if you're very talented at anything as a man, you do have value to women. Like, for example, if your girl was nice at basketball and she could beat you, that's a detriment. I'm not marrying her.

You're out of your fucking mind, dude. That hurts her. That was wild racist what you just said. Why are you so racist over there? I'm just saying, if she's nice at basketball, a black Christian woman, if she's nice at basketball, you know Al's not going to be with her at all. No, but for real, yeah, he is the catch. What he has is more rare and more coveted by women than what she has.

That doesn't mean- What she has is more rare standing alone. I don't know. What she has is more rare. She's the don't know. What she has is more rare. She's the greatest at her thing. No, I'm saying only in terms of attraction. But in terms of,

yeah, for what we're attracted to. Yeah. We don't, we're just more attracted to looks and yeah, personality. It's like sex in the city. That girl that does the writing.

What's her name? Carrie or whatever. Carrie Bradshaw. Probably care about your blog, bitch. You know what I mean? Like no one cares. No, Aiden don't care. Aiden's making furniture. You know what I mean? No one cares. Aiden don't care.

Aiden's making furniture. Women care. Mr. Big don't care. My man's in the markets. Go write your little articles about where you went out to eat. No one cares. Men don't care. Women care.

When you're performing at the top of your field, like Beyonce, people cared about. But Beyonce was gorgeous already. Simone Biles, beautiful girl, but it's a bonus. That's what I'm saying. I don't like the way you said that. Yeah, I said like... Yeah, you did.

I said gorgeous. Yeah, she's all right. Yeah, you did call Simone Biles ugly. It was fucked up. That shit was fucked up. Look, I just... When Simone Biles was an Olympian, she was under 18, so I didn't really look at her with that lens.

Maybe Alex did for sure, but... I didn't look at her like that. He really went nukes again. He slithered. Put Mark on me, lens. Maybe Alex did. I didn't look at her like that. He went nukes again. Put Mark on me, bro. That's all he does to this guy. That's all he does to Mark. Yeah, but you busted out the Bianca Sensores right there, bro.

You didn't have to bust out the Bianca. Okay. The internet is wrong once again. That's all I'm trying to say. Why can't they both be catchers though? Here's the thing.

I think Simone Biles is probably a catch because she's probably an awesome girlfriend, incredibly sweet, kind, loving. And they spent time together during COVID, which is probably beneficial. They get to meet each other, really know each other without all the distractions of going out, you're on the road, nonstop, etc. That's probably what makes her the catch. And that's why he went, I don't need to be fucking around for years in the league when I actually have something that's that special. Genuinely believe that. But her being a gymnast, like if Dove came back one fucking day and he was like, yo, man, I met this girl.

She's like the best billiards player in the world. Does she sit on it? You know what I mean? Like, it wouldn't be like a thing that makes us go, oh my god. It's just that's how we're wired. What do you think most guys are impressed by? If she was the best billiards

player in the world or if she was just a regular like Sports Illustrated swimsuit model? Regular Sports Illustrated swimsuit model? Regular Sports Illustrated swimsuit model. That's also not regular. What about the greatest volleyball player in the world? Regular Sports Illustrated. Let me take it back. Not only regular

Sports Illustrated. Regular girl that has a consulting job that is hotter than the 6'4 behemoth volleyball player that is the best one. That's true. Yeah.

Now, we're not talking about personality. Personality is what shifts all this shit. Personality is longevity. If your personality is ass, then after the weekend, it's fucking done. Well said. That's it. So personality shifts every single thing that's going on here. I think Simone was so special,

outside of her achievements that make us think that she's special, that he was like, nah, I gotta give up what should be his fuck years, his dog years. My man is paid, got millions of fucking dollars, and he's in the NFL. He's the catch. Yeah, that's true. Loki, her reaction, though, makes it seem like she's also the catch.

That she was like- She was wild confident. She's smiling, because she's that girl. that she was like she was confident because she's that girl she probably makes more than him low key of course i'm sure she is the catch i mean they're both catches that's the thing but again we're saying just like jay-z beyonce the standards men are attracted to versus the or the things men are attracted to versus the things women are attracted to you're talking about things that objectively or whatever to women for sure. Oh, she makes more money. What a catch.

Oh, she's the greatest to ever do her field. What a catch. Men aren't attracted to necessarily. It's bonus. It's all great. But these are all bonus things. Oh, you're the greatest ever and you're beautiful and awesome. Oh my God.

Beautiful and awesome is the main thing. This is a bonus. Yeah. Beauty opens the door. Kindness, personality, awesome is the main thing. This is a bonus. Yeah, beauty opens the door. Kindness, personality, care, concern, curiosity is what creates longevity. So she got it. But there's a lot of beautiful girls out there. There's like too many.

Like do you ever hit the explore page and you just see another one of the hottest girls you've ever seen in your life? And you're like, oh, this is regular. Like are they even hot? That's just what women look like. This is just what women look, there's like trillions of them. It's an astonishing number of hot women. It's crazy. Astonishing.

So that doesn't make you the catch. Being hot, having no father figure, throat crazy wide. Yeah, somber glands disappeared. God, no, no. Added more. Oh, you got a donation. You got a donation. You got gypsy rosy salivary glands sewn into your neck.

That's fire. Under your tongue. Is that an elective surgery? Could you get that? Extra saliva? Yes, you can. From a donor. There's a lot of girls that do it, especially the ones with the wider necks and they have shows on Netflix.

You get your grandma's old saliv salary class out of fire, dude. I love that. Okay, guys, but let's just listen. I think we owe Simone Biles an apology. I think y'all do. I need to put some more respect on Simone Biles. That's what I hear. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I don't think we objectified her enough is what I'm trying to say. I don't think that we paid enough attention to her beauty. Is that what he's trying to say? I think that's what I'm trying to say. Wait, you tell me as well. I think what he's trying to say is he just really respects someone who's like a perfectionist at their craft and achieved it at the highest levels. And we need to put respect on that. I don't think we put enough respect on Simone Biles and how talented of a human being she is.

I was saying she's a piece. And that's what we should, like right now we're just talking about her accomplishments and we're ignoring the fact that she's kind of a piece. Don't talk about the yams, bro. She's kind of a joint. Don't talk about the yams. Don't talk about the yams. I'm not going to talk about the yams.

I'm not going to disrespect her in that way. But she's kind of a joint, which also can make her a cash. Not these gold medals and how many backflips you can do. Hey, you know, my girl can do the poma vault or whatever that shit is called. Poma horse? What is it called? Poma horse. Poma horse.

Poma horse. Poma vault. Do women do that? That's not men. Go to the vault. The vault. Whatever. Whatever. Like that. We don't care about them things. But what that? That's all men. Go to the vault. The vault, whatever. Like that.

We don't care about them things. But what we do care about is how- Them things? Thanks. We don't care about them things. That was good. That was good. Balance beam.

All right. So listen, man. Louis Vuitton is selling prosthetic leg boots and Oscar Pistorius is out. Tell me that that isn't genius branding and partnerships. How has that not been brought together? It's right there. I mean, come on, yo. Explain this. Is it a sock that you put on? Like, I'm so... It's like a boot. So, like, leather. So, this is like

some leather or pleather or whatever. And then you wear it. I wonder if they got a wearing a picture in here. Let me try to find it. But, yeah, you wear it, and then it looks like it's your leg, and you're wearing like a cutesy little high heel. But it's really a boot. I just don to find it. But yeah, you wear it and then it looks like it's your leg and you're wearing like a cutesy little high heel. But it's really a boot. I just don't get it. I don't hate it.

Please explain. It is a high heel. So you are wearing a cutesy high heel. You just got someone else's skin around your calf. I'm honestly asking, what's the appeal? You can sell me. This is what happens when Christians stop making shit. This was not made by Christians.

You don't think that was crafted by... Yeah. That has someone else doing it. That has someone else doing it. I don't want to say it. Who doesn't want to show leg skin? Oh. Oh.

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The shorts look better. It's not that bad. Miles tapped in. Miles said he liked it. He back. How do you feel about the black boot, though? He just likes the white woman getting whiter. I like legs. That's extra

leg. You're into legs? You a leg guy? I thought you were into super fat fucking bioncs. You can be into both. That's the cool part. You want leg, but ass, nothing. You don't want ass at all. Just grew. Lower back. You want a girl that has like grew? Yeah. That's the most racist

you've been on the podcast. No. I've had way worse I've done better than that okay boys what else we got I know we got some things that we gotta discuss I mean there's the Epstein client list did the fucking list drop yet

I mean Clinton's definitely exonerated right but apparently he's gonna be on there a couple times those are the words saying they were course But apparently he's gonna be on there a couple Times as the word those are the words saying They were just saying how he's innocent I still Don't understand how you could just choose to not Have your name well The judge if you want your name

On there it's because in some way It liberates you yeah that was Dershowitz So Dershowitz was like yo put my Shit on for years he was like yo release the Files he was like one of the big proponents of it because it's Gonna make him look better because he was like you'll see release the files. He was like one of the big proponents of it. Because it's going to make him look better. Because he was like, look, you'll see. Clinton apparently same. No accusations.

I knew Clinton was innocent. Yeah. How'd you know? Because I liked him. If I like somebody, I want them to be innocent so I don't have to stop liking them. That's a good point. I don't think he was going to the island. I think he was on a plane.

You know what I mean? You saw RFK Jr. say he was on the plane? What is that? It's so funny. Oh, did RFK come out? He was with the Waters. What's the guy from Fox? Jesse Waters.

Yeah, Jesse Waters. And they were like, you were never on Epstein's plane. He was like, look, I got to be honest. I've been on a plane twice. One time to go visit my mother in Florida. The other time to do a weekend fossil hunting expedition with my children. And I was like, fossil hunting? Yo, you've taken your kids on that guy's fucking plane?

But he said it was in the 90s. It was before everyone knew what was going on. But that was an insane weekend activity with his kids, fossil hunting. That's the opposite of pedophilia, I think. It's just looking for fossils. Old shit. I'm looking for the oldest thing ever. But it's also so funny to go fossil hunting as a weekend activity.

This is what rich people do, man. They gotta invent new shit. It's getting boring. It's getting boring. This blew my mind. It's getting boring. Did you know that was a thing to do? Catholics, I'm just saying. I don't want to, that's Catholics. That does sound like some Catholics.

That is Catholics. Christians would never do that. What do you mean? Christians don't do that. Joel Osteen wouldn't do that? Excuse me? No. Is he Christian?

What do you mean to tell me? Wait, Joel Osteen? That guy's a Christian? What do you mean to tell me? Wait, Joel, that guy's a Christian? Yeah, yeah. Nah, nah. Shout out to RFK, man. We need RFK on the pod, bro. We just got to find some way to do something to his fucking voice. I don't know if I could listen to that shit for two and a half hours straight.

What would we do? What is something that we can do? Give him a cough drop. Clear it right up. Now, now, hold on now. I think he may have tried that. I don't think so. You don't think he's ever tried it?

Has he tried this? Has he tried that? That might work. He should try it out. That probably works. You guys are fucking assholes, dude. I think that would work. You guys are jerks, man.

It could work. I can't believe what you just said. What do you use for a sore throat, Andrew? Cock. You just hurt his feelings really bad. Cock was really good. You just hurt his feelings really bad. This guy's really mean.

His feelings were... Cock was good because it was the best. Now he's all bent out of shape like a gay guy because his feelings are hurt. This guy's really mean. His feelings are... Cock was good. It's the best. Now he's all put out of shape like a gay guy because his feelings are hurt. Why'd you do that? He didn't deny it. That guy's so mean.

Crazy how mean you are. Wait, you didn't deny it. Here I am, furiously searching for our next topic, and you're just taking pot shots at me nonstop. Those feelings are all hurt, bro.

Come on. It's just so fucking disrespectful. All right, what did Keith Lee say about New York's food? Where did we rank? Oh, man. Last. Nah, it's not. It wasn't last.

It wasn't last. Oh, Atlanta was last. I think we were seven. Atlanta was last. And I don't blame him because he got bad recs. New Orleans. New Orleans? Absolutely.

Absolutely. Nobody's pushing back on that. Houston? Yeah, I could see that that I might flip two and three I love Chicago as a food city but yeah Houston is great food I mean we were just in Chicago shouts to everybody

who came out to the shows appreciate y'all that was fucking awesome but nah Chicago's not even coming close to New York when it comes to food it's not even you know what I was thinking about

because honestly New York does have great food but it has a lot of good like foodie food like refined like cuisine like fine dining and stuff he's going to like mom and pop shops and also there's so many mom and pop shops in pop like in new york that you're probably just kind of choosing you don't really know exactly where to go everybody everybody got their own bodega that they like so he's just going off recommendations and i love texas when i go home to dallas it's all fucking franchises it's Everybody got their own bodega that they like. So he's just going off recommendations. And I love Texas. When I go home to Dallas, it's all fucking franchises. It's nauseating.

So the mom and pop shops that last are like, oh, these are great. These stand out. You got to go there. Those are going to slap. So I think that might be why New York great. Now, he's ranking these places based on what he experienced. And he says that. He's very like, I'm not saying it's bad.

I just didn't have as good of an experience. I may not have gotten good recs, whatever. He buffers it all. I'm fine with the list. You'll come back, and then he'll go to some other places. He did a salmon, what was it? Salmon egg and cheese or whatever? No, salmon chopped cheese.

Salmon chopped cheese. Have you ever even heard of that? I mean, it's just crazy. Somebody sent him up. Yeah, he did get, yeah, he did get okey-dokeed a little bit. I just never knew Vegas was really known for good food. It's not. It's not.

But again, he goes, and it's not even. I just never heard anybody say that. Nobody's ever said that once in their life. I wouldn't even make it reflective of the city's food. I would just make it reflective of the small businesses that are there that stand out. Yeah, I didn't even know they were small businesses. Again, if you say you're going to New York and where should I eat and a million people listen to this pod, they're going to send you a million different recommendations. Yeah, sure.

If you say I'm going to Vegas, you're going to get a million recommendations. There's going to be like four places to stand out over and over again. Yo, can I ask you a question? Yeah, go ahead. What's up with, why can't John Morant shoot into the crap? is going to be like four places to stand out over and over again. Yo, can I ask you a question? Yeah, go ahead. What's up with, why can't John Morant shoot into the crap? Well, last year he was, yeah, charges, like gun charges, that was a suspension from the league.

Yeah, we understand that part. But he's just doing a dance. That's what I said. It's stupid to do. But I think people are making too big of a deal out of it. A hundred percent. It's just a dance. Now he has to be aware that he's contributed to do. But I think people are making too big of a deal out of it. A hundred percent. It's just a dance. Now, he has to be aware that he's contributed to this. Yeah.

You're not guilt-free. It's stupid to do. Yeah, yeah. But at the same time, like... It is just a celebration that people do. Yeah, I feel like he's not the only one. But the reason it's getting headlines, obviously, is because of the thing. Because he fucked up.

And he would do it in real life. Like an idiot. That was one of the dumbest things to do ever. Yeah, yeah. He did do that with real guns multiple times. But I kind of like the taunting now. It's like, I'm back now. I'm the bad guy.

I kind of like the taunting. If OJ goes back in the league, does a stabbing celebration, you can't tell him people wouldn't go crazy for him. Oh, they would. Takes a cheerleader, fucking grabs her by the neck. Wild, right?

Yeah. You got to lean into the character, I guess. Do some WWE. Yeah, I guess so. But this ain't, he,

there's no, you got to do the face turn at some point. Listen, it's the worst thing that he could possibly do. I bought his sneakers, by the way. Oh, while we're talking about sports,

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They're basketball, but I use them for paddle. Incredibly dynamic shoe. Toe box loaded too tight. More than for paddle. Incredibly dynamic shoe. Toe box a little too tight. Wore them one time. Threw them out. I have to find my perfect paddle sneaker is what I'm trying to say. But I supported John Moran. Great endorsement for his shoe.

No, the shoe was fire, but the toe box is very tight. This guy's a Cinderella of paddle. You know that, right? I need the perfect slipper. I need my perfect slipper. I'm trying to get the Kobe's. I think the Kobe's might be great. You know what my paddle shoe is gonna be? The new D-Books.

Did you see the D-Books, the Shatterback colorway that came out? He wore them in a game, but those will be my paddle shoe. I need a little more cushion. Anyway, listen, I don't want to divert. I don't want to talk about something that I'm incredibly passionate about, like paddle. Those are fine

For a basketball shoe You gotta compare it Imagine what LeBrons look like To me it's the most normal looking basketball shoe out now Basketball shoes have gotten so wonky I'm not looking at that like It's a street shoe I would wear Not at all

This is an athletic for a true sport like paddle Still the greatest basketball sneaker of all time, bro. I cannot get enough of it. I'm obsessed with these. I miss basketball shoes that went up to the ankle. These right here, bro, this is nasty work. Kobe changed that whole shit. You know that?

What do you mean? So Kobe was talking to like soccer players and he's like, why don't they ever, you heard the story? And they're like, why don't they ever turn their ankle? And that kind of stuff. Because every basketball shoe was high top before that. These were, this is the reason he left Adidas, I think. These Kobe 2s

everybody hated. I mean, Adidas dropped the ball. Look how absolutely disgusting the sneakers are. It doesn't look like you should pull the sneaker out of that. Yeah. It's crazy. It looks like a Cybertruck. Yeah. That is awesome. But yeah, basketball sneakers were always high top before that. There was never a low top.

And then the argument was that that little fabric up there isn't really going to do anything to protect your ankle. Which is what we thought it was. Yeah, and I think it was just like maybe that kind of mental security. Yeah, like you were saying, he was like, well, soccer players have low tops. They never turn their ankle. Now, there's reasons for that too. It's like when they're pushing off of something, that thing also moves. So the grass, the dirt can move if you're doing a really hard cut whereas on basketball once you

reach the end of the sneaker if you still need to push there's only one thing that can happen yeah and what happens a lot of times in basketball is you turn your ankle coming down on someone's foot in soccer unless you're like on the line jumping for something there's not as much like and this landing on feet this could have been sales at the time just like doing marketing but soccer, unless you're like on the line jumping for something, there's not as much like landing on feet. This could have been sales at the time, just like doing marketing. But I remember Bill Simmons wrote an article back in the day and he was saying, he talked to a guy at Nike that he was just cool with. And they were like, Kobe worked with us so much to get a low top basketball sneaker. If he wasn't so obsessive about it, never would have worked. And there's like something on

the side that like comes out low-top basketball sneakers, and he was the guy that helped figure that out. And that will protect from the roll. Because what I realized with some running sneakers is if you do a hard stop in running sneakers, running sneakers are made for going straight. They're not made for side-to-side movements.

Basketball, you're going side-to-side. Somebody tries to cross you, step to defend. If your sneaker can allow you to roll over, that's gonna be what happens. So if you look at those early Kobe's, the bottom of the sneaker would almost extend a little bit on the outside of the foot for that reason. So you didn't just kind of roll over naturally

like you would on some dunks or some shit. You know what you need, honestly? Probably tennis shoes. So the problem with tennis shoes, and I know that this is absolutely scintillating conversation that the flagrant asshole army absolutely loves,

because they're all obsessed with paddle or should be. God bless you all. I hope you learn this and take this into your life. I feel like it's a gift from the Lord and Savior for me to have this. But tennis shoes have almost no padding on the bottom. And I wonder if this is part of being more explosive. Like you want to be as close to the ground as possible.

No, I have a pair that don't look good, but I do think they're pretty padded. They have a bubble? No bubble, but they're pretty padded. So the ones that we have, I've been using some Adidas ones or whatever, and it's just hard and very close to the ground. My suspicion was with tennis, you need to be moving immediately. You might not even have that split second for the cushion to absorb and then go. Whereas basketball, there's so much jumping, you want a little bit of cushion for your knees, a little bit of cushion for your ankles. So, but they're kind of uncomfortable.

I don't like them. There's two I would look into. Rafael Nadal has a set of Nikes. And then also, I think Roger Federer, he owns part of that On running company. Yeah. And he played tennis on those. I assume if they're running sneakers, they also should be padded. He was a Nike too, right?

He was with Nike, then left because he got a piece of On and he made fucking crazy money. Crazy money. But yeah, that might be one to look into, whatever he played with. It's crazy to start a sneaker company. I feel like that's the hardest market to get into. Unbelievable lift. To any sneaker you mean? Like creating a sneaker company, I feel like is the hardest market to get into.

Because for a sneaker company to gain our respect, especially men, it is next to impossible. You got to have a cool factor. And if you can't break into that, you're a payless shoes. Literally, we just view you as payless. If you're not attached to something. So obviously having Federer is a huge qualifier. But I think there was that company Bird Dogs that got into the tech sector. Yeah, popped off.

Hey Dudes, have you off. Hey Dudes. Have you seen the Hey Dudes? Man, are you fucking with me? No, this is a real thing. This is a real company. Hey Dudes are like. So sincere. No, you know there was a show called Hey Dude when we were growing up.

Yeah. What is that? Oh, yeah. It was on Nickelodeon. Hey Dude did dick-sucking. Yeah, let me suck your dick. Hey Dude, let me fuck you. Don't try this.

Don't try this. Hey Dude. Don't you try. He didn't want to get got. Let me put your dick in my mouth. That was crazy. That was crazy. Hey, dude, I'll put your dick in my ass.

That was a good assist right there. Hey, bro. That was good. We out here. Star boys. But hey, dudes are insanely popular themselves. Like, I went back to Florida and everyone's wearing hey dudes, bro. Everybody.

I feel like it's easier to make a lifestyle shoe versus like one that a $200 million athlete is going to risk rolling their feet. These are just Wallabies. The Baller brand explosive shoes. Exactly. 100%. Yeah, you can't take that risk. They just bid on Wallabies. Wallabies and Clarks.

These are horrible. These are some of the ugliest shoes I ever seen in my life. But there's no sneaker culture in Florida. Who bought the company? Crocs. They wear sandals. They don't know anything. But Big Baller brand came really close

until... Until their sneaker name worked. If it worked, they might have had it. But to enter athletic sneaker wear is so fucking hard. What was the last one? Hoka is crazy. Hoka popped off. So here's the thing about running.

Running, people take so serious and is so specific that if you offer some sort of technological advantage in the space, you've seen them. They're like kind of super fat. What's the technological? There's a fat ass soul. It's literally just, I think, the cushion of the soul and tricks people into believing that this is going to be easier on your knees

for long distance running. They also have zero drop. They also have like rounded. What's zero drop mean? Zero drop is the drop between. Zero drop. No. Oh, zero drop these balls in your mouth. It's just the distance, like the millimeters between your heel and your front of your foot.

Oh, so it doesn't tilt down in any way. It doesn't tilt down in any way. They're just like some teched out running shoes. And because people spend so much time running and take it so seriously, that can work. The on shit became like a casual shoe. They also did some sports shit. But to get into the sneaker market, we are so, what is it called, prejudice to any new brand.

Because cool is such a factor? You know who did it for a second and won? They had it, bro. They did it for a second. They had it. And it's hard to be a cool and athletic sneaker, and they were rivaling fucking Adidas, Reebok, and Nike in the basketball sector before that shit fell apart. Oh, Solomon cracked off.

Solomon. Running. They hit as a casual sneaker. Corp core. Yeah, but it's like, I think what happened was like- I don't even. Yeah, I don't know. Ip core. Yeah, but it's like, I think what happened was like- I don't even. Yeah, I don't know.

I've seen the boots, but like- You've seen the, you'll bring them up. No, like biking shoes. They almost look like a climbing- Rock climber. Yeah, they look like a climbing shoe, but those didn't have any cool associated with them. But I think what basically happened was,

is that like cool sneakers, the rejection of quote unquote cool sneakers, dunks or you know An Air Force one or whatever like that new balance yet is Almost dad sneakers or exercise sneakers and these start to become really popular as fashion rejected the quote-unquote Traditional cool because that's like you would only see on a suburban dad going for a hike Yeah And then what happened like all the suburban

dad shoes the monarchs popped off like all that dad core the new balances the ones that i used to run with because i thought they were good for knees those the 990s or whatever those became yeah and everybody should see my shoes and be like what the fuck are you doing so i think we just started your time i always am dude you are the trendsetter bro You are the trendsetter, bro. I am the trendsetter. Once in 20 years from now, hoodies that don't fit. Got them. Neckline crooked. Yeah, absolutely.

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Now let's get back to the show. Oh, Tucker Carlson beefing with Ben Shapiro. What y'all think about it? Explain to me your fascination with Tucker. I think that was a loaded question. No, because you said, I find him interesting. I do find him interesting. Tell me why. I think he's making a really smart play right now. Which is? I think he smells blood in the water with Ben. So again, I think that Tucker and

Ben Shapiro and other groups as well are fighting for the same group of people, right? Let's be the most generous and say middle to the right Americans. And Tucker knows that the Daily Wire is the largest independent version of those people, or the largest independent system that is satisfying those people. And those people are conflicted about Israel-Palestine. Ben Shapiro has got to lock in or maybe he really wants to lock in, but yeah, I'm riding so hard, I'm making every single news story about this. We're going, we have to talk for our people, we gotta speak for our people, etc. And I think Tucker is in a position where he's like, I'm gonna use this. He already sees the fan base being segregated on this or separated or whatever

the fuck word I'm trying, fractured. Daily Wire's fan base on it. So he's like, I'm gonna use this as an opportunity to scoop up all those people that aren't exactly into the reporting that Ben is doing. Yeah. So I think that this is a right-wing news play. And now that Tucker's in the space, he's like, let me gobble up some stuff and let me see what I can do. Now he's in the independent space. And his position on that specifically is like, I'm not emotionally invested in either side.

I care about America. Well, the thing that's really interesting is, exactly, it's like, what's up? Oh, yeah. So the thing that's really interesting about his positioning is he's like, what's up? Oh, yeah. So the thing that's really interesting about his positioning is he's framing Ben as if he doesn't care about America by caring about Israel. By caring about either side, Israel or Palestine.

Exactly. Now, I don't think that we exist in America as people that can only care about one thing. I think it's an unfair framing. I think that you can be an American and Palestinian and care about what's happening in Palestine. I think you can be an American and Jew and care about what's happening in Israel. I think you can be an American and Indian and care about what's happening in fucking India. You can care about these things, and you can utilize whatever platform you want to support the things you care about.

I think it's one of the most beautiful things about America is that we bring our culture, we live in a free society where we can bring our past cultures and celebrate them here. You can't do that everywhere. You can't go around celebrating your past culture someplace cuz they shut the fuck up, we just do this. Now Tucker said something, my family's been here for hundreds of years and it's like, okay, yeah, well, if you have no attachment to where you're from and where you're from, that's of course you love America, that's all you have to love.

You don't know what you are. Yeah. You don't know if you're from Prussia or you're from Sweden, you're from. Of course you love America, that's all you have to love. You don't know what you are. You don't know if you're from Prussia or you're from Sweden, you're from Norway. If you did, maybe you would feel compelled to speak on them as well. Even that as a branding thing though, it's like, I'm American. I'm so American. I'm so far removed from all that stuff, I just can only be American. That's all. I can't have the capacity to care. Absolutely, absolutely. But yeah, I don't like that framing where we can only care about

the things here. And also to imply that if we cared about things in other places, it would take away from the opioid epidemic here. It almost felt a little bit like he was using the opioid crisis as a tool, which I don't like because it's like, Tucker, you're interviewing the Wolf of Wall Street. What you doing for the opioid crisis? You're interviewing Obama's gay lover. Yeah, you had Obama's opioid using gay lover on the pod. So stop acting. Now you talking. So it's like, so I don't know, and maybe he has a lot of charity work that he's doing

for him. Maybe he's donating money from those podcasts to this crisis. But the idea that he would be critical of somebody else using their platform for the things they cared about while he's using his platform for his own interests, I think is a bit hypocritical. Now, he's a sharp dude. Yeah. Tucker's a sharp dude, and he's been through the fucking ringer. They came to his house. By they, I mean people who hated him, protested against him. They showed up at his house with his fucking children. So

he's already had mud thrown all over him, and he's survived and continued to thrive. That's a dangerous man. You don't want to fuck with a man like that, because most people have not experienced the worst of the worst, meaning what the public can do to you. Once you've experienced it and you know that you can get past it, bring it on. Bring it the fuck on. Now, Ben has also been through that. Ben has been the most hated person on the internet because that was his, before he became a real journalist, he was just a troll that was trying to piss black people off every

single day. So he's also experienced the ire of the internet. Now he's tried to reshape his image and been like, why can't we all get along? Even though he spent the majority of his fucking professional life trying to divide as much as he possibly could. But he's making that pivot.

So seeing them go after it for the same audience would be quite interesting. I love it. No, dude, white on white crime. Yeah, that on white crime. But I wonder if there's other players that are going to come in too. I wonder if, because Daily Wire was like the only, it was it. And now there's going to be some people that are going, why is there so much attention to this thing that's happening in the place? Listen, Why is there so much attention to this thing that's happening in the place?

Listen, we live in New York, in Los Angeles, maybe Miami. There's gonna be a hyper focus on what's happening in the Middle East because there are so many people from there. We're talking about Palestinians and Jews in these cities, right? Yeah. We were talking to Derek the other day. We're like, yo, is everybody talking about the Middle East and what's going on in the Middle East? He goes, bro, we haven't had one conversation about it at the club. One. Now, I don't know if that's all Texas, but if they're not even talking about it amongst friends, it's not even being brought up, not off pod, it might not be a concern to the majority

of the country. And if it's not a concern to the majority of the country, and you're Ben, and you're talking about it every single day because it's something you're passionate about, your audience might start to get to go, whoa, whoa, whoa. Fatigued at the very least. Was it Ben also beefing with Candace? Candace owns, yeah. Candace as well. And he can't fire her because he's all free speech.

So Candace got him by the balls. It's like, you're gonna silence me? I thought you're the platform that was erected because we were being silenced. Now the second I disagree with you, you shut me down? Yeah. Heavy is the head, yo. It is. Heavy is the head.

It is. Heavy is the head. But I do think that there is a little jockeying going down and especially with this election, you're going to see them start to pick sides and who they're partnering with. Now Tucker, it seems he's cozied up with Trump. And they beefed. Didn't Tucker shit all over Trump? Now they're hanging out at the fight. This is where I kind of find so disingenuous.

We know for a fact you were on Fox News praising Trump every day and then texting off air, I hate this guy. He sucks. He's the worst thing I've ever heard of America, whatever you were saying. You're just doing the same. How do people not see through it? There's certain people. And didn't he on air criticize too? Wasn't he very critical? Maybe very early, but as soon as it looked like Trump was winning, all of a sudden pro-Trump,

support everything Trump does. He's not at fault for Jan 6th at all. But that's the Fox Institution. That's the Fox Institution. I would have conversations with those dudes off air and they would tell me, oh, they would be talking shit about Trump. And then the second that fucking camera came on and that green sorry, that red light popped on. It was just a dick ride marathon. But now you're independent. So I was like, I look, I can judge him for saying things he didn't believe to get a check.

But we're all hypocritical to a degree, whatever. What I'm saying now, though, is now you're independent. You're just doing the same thing. Yeah, like you're independent now. You could go do whatever you want to. There's no boss. You is now you're independent you're just doing the same thing yeah like you're independent now you could go do whatever you want to there's no boss you're on your own and you're just doing the same thing freedom of speech but it's not free speech it's speech that makes money of course for profit of course of course but you can say whatever you want i'm not as mad at him as i am curious the people who bought in again like the people who keep buying into ted cruz as some authentic whatever. Like there's just example after example of these guys being disingenuous.

Ben Shapiro, that motherfucker, I believe he believes everything he's saying. Whether I agree or not. What I hear from him, what comes to me, seems that genuinely, he seems to genuinely. Israel-Palestine talks about Israel a lot. I believe he believes everything he's saying. Yeah, I don't think that, yeah, the only thing I would say he's disingenuous about is wanting there to be, wanted the country to come together and be part of one. I think that he cares more about monetizing his base than he does the whole country coming together. Fair enough.

Because if the whole country comes together, he can't make movies that are poking fun at the left. That's fair. He's monetizing the ire of the right towards the left. And that's where I guess what I'm doing isn't necessarily fair. Because again, I think there are levels of hypocrisy to every human being. Just to me, it's a little worse in some cases. I think the farther end of the spectrum, further I guess is Tucker, Ted Cruz,

probably AOC or whoever on the left. i'm sure there's people on the left but like i'm sure tucker would say this though like yeah i disagree with him but i agree with him and i want him for president even though we've had you shit on him in private text and public facing front facing always praised him now you're doing the exact same thing and I don't even know if he's really addressed. I used to hate him. Here's where he won me back over. I didn't see this. I just Googled it. And he was just like, yeah, they rated Mar-a-Lago. That's fucked up. I don't like there's things that I disagree with, but I'd still be a Trump supporter because you can't do that. It's bigger than Trump. It's bigger than Biden. I want to live in a free country with a functioning justice system. So

I'm sure he just takes it on political ground. It's the same way where like- People hate Biden. Yeah, it's also like a single issue voter. Yeah. So I think that Tucker is supporting who he thinks will protect the values, the American values that he cares about. And if it looks like the Trump administration is gonna do that better than Biden or better than D'Santis or better than anybody else, he's like, okay, I'm gonna ride with this even though there are things that I really don't like, this is paramount. Which I agree on its face is kind of hypocritical, but if you get into the nuance of it-

I just find- Also, that's what most people are. For example, if you're a Jewish person in America and it looks like the right wing, you know, a part of the American government is more supportive of Israel in this war, you might vote Republican easily. Like, for example, I'm sure if there was something with India, if only the Democrats were supporting India throughout this thing that you really cared about, you would at least be open to it. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I guess I just my general feeling and what you're saying isn't wrong. But my general feeling on him is it's a little the fraud. It seems a little fraudulent to me and it seems more fraudulent than a lot of these guys. I guess it seems a little more desperate when you're bringing on Obama's alleged gay lover who did like, well, it's fire.

It's fun. But if you're a serious journalist, it's wild for me to be like, yo, you're a serious journalist. That was fun. I mean, that's important information. If somebody said they sucked the president's dick, you want to talk to them? No. Why are you sucking that thing so hard right when you said that, bro? That black fume. Yeah.

But she did, for a fact. It's been proven. I want to hear what she has to say. Anybody could say I sucked the president's dick. So probably a lot of people saying it. A drug-using dude? I want to hear what she has to say. Anybody could say I suck the president's dick. So probably a lot of people saying it. A drug-using dude? Like, all right, there's no real evidence to support anything you're saying.

I hear you. One-hour interview? I hear you have higher standards for Tucker than he has for himself. Yes. And that's frustrating for you. Yes. And I feel like we as a people don't really— If a guy says one thing we believe in wholeheartedly, and I probably do the same shit. I'm not, who am I to act like I'm so pious?

But it just, I'm looking at it objectively because I don't care too much about this. And I'm like, eh, just feels a little gross to me what you're doing. I can see that. Maybe he's got an angle he's playing. No, that, I didn't think about that Ben Shapiro shit, but like, that's a brilliant angle

to just take market share. That's what this is. I mean, he came up in the Fox system. He's not a stupid guy, so he knows how they do business. He knows the political chess moves that are at play, and I'm sure that he's applying them to what he's doing. Where does his show live?

Is it just... X, I think. He only does X, or is it a private website? Yeah, but he said... I saw him do this in an interview. He's going to have advertisers, but also keep the subscriber model because he knows at any moment he can lose the advertisers. Yeah, it makes sense. That's why we got the Patreon.

And he also thinks like a lot from like the sub stack community will come up in that independent media. I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't start, if he didn't start a version of the Daily Wire. Maybe that's what he's angling for right now. Exactly. And I think that he's positioning Ben, he's framing Ben as if Ben doesn't care about America. And the people that he wants on his side are the people that care about America in the way that he wants it to be.

Or that he believes they want it to be. That's an uncertain demographic. Yeah, I'll give him best case scenario, which is, that's the thing that he has in common. He wants somebody that will literally put America first, cares about American issues, is gonna try to fix American issues, and not go fight these senseless wars abroad. First American news. Something like that.

So that's my assumption assumption and that he would maybe collect some talent around him, partner up with one of these billionaire, Peter Thiel types, get a bunch of money, create another Daily Wire. And now Daily Wire has got some competition. Bingo. I think that should probably be the move, but he's slow playing it. Smart. He's not just jumping into it. It's like, okay, let me build up this podcast. And he's doing a good job. People are fucking watching. He's not just jumping into it. It's like, okay, let me build up this podcast. And he's doing a good job. People are fucking watching. He's got some interviews that are going viral.

I mean, each one of these episodes is doing millions of views. Yeah. Like this one from December 28th, 31 million views. Granted, it's probably inflated on X. Those Twitter numbers are, yeah. But it's like insane engagement. You saw Elon ask Mr. Beast to post on X? Yeah, and then Beast was like, nah. He's got, the network is called the Tucker Carlson Network,

and he has eight different verticals within there, or like shows. Like he has his tour, the Sworn Enemy tour. He's got like the cabin interviews that he does, so he can be suited up, political interviewer, Tucker. Tucker's sharp. He's well-read. He likes zins. That's cool.

Yeah, he's into the zen. Now, the Mr. Beast... Can I see what he said? Oh, the Mr. Beast thing? Yeah. Basically, he was like, I upload it. Go watch it. I'll dropkick you. And then someone was like, upload on this platform, too.

Elon says, yeah. And then he says, my videos cost millions to make, and even if they got a billion views on x it wouldn't fund a fraction of it oh shit which i mean youtube pays the most it seems like of this type of content yeah so damn i mean yeah if if twitter's not paying any ad revenue can he do it i said i'm down though to test stuff once monetization is really cranking. Yeah. Yeah, but he needs to make money. I think what he's thinking is if I post it on Twitter, it's going to take away from my views on YouTube, which generate revenue.

Yeah. So I'm losing money to promote your platform. Now, what Elon should be doing is going, here's the check. Yeah. We're going to pay you more than you would make on YouTube to just also post here. Yeah, post here. Because that hurts because he's also got Twitter Blue, which is where they're

advertising. People are making so much on Twitter using Twitter Blue. And then if Mr. Beast is like, no, I'm not, then I'm like, oh, maybe I don't need this fucking blue check. I was thinking about getting it, and I might still do it, but whenever the special comes out, I was like, maybe I'll put it on Twitter, get the blue, it monetizes too,

and now I'm looking at it like, oh, you don't make that much yeah maybe it's a bad move yeah yeah they gotta figure out just how to like get actual money off these views which is the biggest challenge for all these platforms like short form views specifically how do you really make money off yeah it's just tough yeah i mean what the advantage that TikTok has is that you get lost in that scroll, so they can throw an ad as the fifth swipe up. Twitter is a little different in that your scroll is the feed. It's kind of an antiquated model where it's like you're just being almost force-fed these things. And most of the stuff on your feed is people you follow, but I think they also throw other things they think you'll like. But TikTok is, the genius TikTok is like,

they're like, we know what you like. You don't got to tell us. Yeah. And we're going to feed it to you. And it's a full swipe. I can't do one swipe and go past 10 tweets. Yeah, 100%. You know what else that tweet makes it feel like is,

oh, y'all can't afford to pay? Yeah. Y'all can't afford to pay. You're still broke. Yeah, maybe. Did you see the Cybertruck ad, I can't afford to pay. You're still broke. Yeah, maybe. Did you see the Cybertruck ad, quote unquote? That was great. Did you see this? Basically, this went viral. It was like, Cybertruck got in its first accident. Here's what happened. And this is the picture of the Cybertruck. Fantastic.

And this is the picture of the Corolla that it hit. Absolutely fantastic. I don't know if it's really an ad, but this shit feels like it just looks so good for the Cybertruck. It's an amazing ad, if it is. Now, here's the question. Do we have the list? Do we have Epstein's list? Do we have fucking Epstein's list yet? Let me find that.

How do we not have Epstein's list? I'm starting to really think this is going to be so underwhelming. It is. No list yet. No fucking list. underwhelming. It is. No list yet. No fucking list. What do we think about this

Tasha K. Kevin Hart thing? She's been sued left and right. Yeah, she's been sued a few times. For defamation. Yeah, I didn't know who she was. I had heard the name, but I was watching her videos yesterday when the story But this is extortion she's suing him for.

So defamation was Cardi B. This one is she was literally allegedly trying to extort Kevin Hart with his assistant. Yeah, that's right. He gave me $250,000 and I won't post this video. Yeah. And it's like, that's a crime. Yeah. Talking shit about somebody or saying something is podcasting.

Yeah. Now, once these lawsuits start getting thrown out, it might change podcasting. We might have to throw a lot more allegedlys out. Yeah. You know? But extorting somebody, saying I need a quarter million dollars, I'm going to drop this on the internet. Like, how are you so stupid that you don't know that that's a literal federal crime? Yeah.

Right? But then the thing that's confusing to me why Sue, why not just go after her criminal, like have the feds go after. I think he called the police. I thought he's just suing. I thought this is a criminal trial. Okay, so I'm not sure. I mean, the way that I think you really hurt people, I guess is financially, right?

Like if you're like, I'm gonna make it so that you can't even do this shit anymore. But at the same time, yeah, you should do criminal. Put her in jail. You're extorting money. Because Cardi won the suit for four mil. Yep.

And now she keeps going after her, like... To collect. Yeah, which is fucking great. Like, going after everyone around her. Just like that. It's like,

where is she hiding the money? Because I want every penny of it. Yeah. What do you think about my man T.D. Jakes? Those allegations. Do we know for a fact it was revealed in anything? I feel like it's just rumors. This one's all bullshit.

It's bullshit. Yeah, this one. T.D. Jakes, man. He's a man of God. He's a Christian man. Christian man. He's a Christian man. God-fearing Christian man is not going to get his fucking cheeks clapped by power bottom,

they're saying. They were calling him a power bottom. There's no good Christians that are power bottoms? Let me think. Dudes or women? Dudes. I thought the new Christians are out loud, I know.

Oh yeah, the Pope said you could bless them. You could bless them. You're not going to give them the wafer or nothing. Oh, so you get know. Oh, yeah. The Pope said you could bless him. You could bless him. You're not going to give him the wafer or nothing. Yeah. Oh, so you get top but just... Yeah, exactly. You can get it. Yeah. It's not gay to get it. I think... How long do you think before Christians are like, ah, you can be

gay? Catholics? Nah, because y'all are really the most concerned. But you also need the Catholics to keep things more or less in line. But the thing about Christianity is that that shit is... You know what I mean? Is it?

Why'd you ask him gay with that, son? That was like... It just moves and shakes, bro. You know, it takes what's hot. Just Catholic shit. I don't know what that is. It's looking funny in the light now. No, Catholics don't.

Catholics are like, yo, this is what it is. Even as Christians, that little dance you just did, son. It's swag surf in the light now. Catholics don't. Catholics are like, yo, this is what it is. Even as Christians, that little dance you just did, son. It's swag surf, bro. They're putting rap music in the sermon. Everybody's swag surfing for the new year. This is Christianity, bro. Look at the little diddy.

Take that. Take that right there. Christianity, once it's hot, the gays got to be hotter. That's the thing. If the gays really were providing enough value, Christianity would take that shit and make it part of what's going on. They've done that throughout the... Sunday. We celebrate the Sabbath this Saturday. It says it in the book.

We switch it up. Sunday. Gays provide a lot of value. They make the most money. They adopt kids. What do you mean they make the most money? Gays be making money, dog. The dinks, bro. Dinks. Dual income. No kids. Or if they get kids, they adopt them. Take kids from orphanages.

Because they can't have many of them. There's like five gays that adopted. What are you talking about? Gays are at the fucking club doing ketamine. They're not adopting kids left and right. Let's just be honest here. I've seen it. It's happened once or twice.

Some season gays. In the postseason, some of them do. I'm just saying, it's not common. You know what I mean? I saw an Indian woman with abs once. My wife. He said, I don't say why. I don't say why.

I'm just saying, I saw another Indian woman. He does laugh at bad hoes. He's laughing because he knows I made that shit woman. Yo, Doug's laughing bad. He's laughing because he knows I made that shit up. I'll be honest. I never seen that once, but I was trying to give y'all a joke. It's a rough area for y'all. It's a rough area.

The abdomen is a rough area. It's hard. It's hard. I'm on Vumpla. You are on Vumpla. I'm on Vumpla. I see every new Hollywood actress. What's Vumpla?

I love that. It's like a Hollywood IG page somehow. It's the best. It's the best. You see these Hollywood actresses? Are you trying to set me up right now? Don't you dare set me up. I would have already said it.

You already said what's Vumpla. What is it though? I literally just told you. Can we pull that up? It's the best Instagram account. Vumpla. Yo, this is crazy. You've never been on Vumpla? They have all the Bollywood actresses and stuff on there.

And you get to see all their stomachs. Yeah, Vumpla is there. This one? Oh. Oh. Is that what we're talking about? Are you completely making this up? No, it's Vumpla.

This is a well-known thing. Yeah, but why there was other posts with just little kids? Because they're famous. Yeah, I'm assuming it's just like... Because it's people with their kids, Bollywood actors. Oh, I thought we were just looking at bitches. No, no, it's just anyone that's famous. No, yeah.

Are y'all really not on Vumbla? It's crazy y'all not on Vumbla. You gotta get on Vumbla, bro. Yeah, how have you not been on Vumbla? Are you onompla bro yeah I'm on voompla are you on voompla I'm on voompla oh no they gotta post you no no they ain't got me yet

keep going keep going oh my he hit that that was wild this one's fire right here hey yo nah that's fake

Indian hot chicks come on bro that's fake that's AR oh look at that one right there yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah shut up yeah yeah look at these hot ass Indians son

that look like Dove and Dove Dove and Dover Dove wishes he was like either one of them oh god damn look at them abs

that's AI yeah you can say that if you want to yeah I mean Akash let's be serious here. You don't genuinely believe that. That's actually too many abs to be attractive to me. But that's too much abs, but that's real.

It ain't. No, no. Thousand percent real. No, thousand percent. One thousand. Okay, so in all seriousness, guys, what do we think about Colorado and Maine trying to ban Trump from the ballot box? It's kind of funny, like some of the people that are like coming out in opposition to it. Talk to me.

So I don't think Maine. Yeah, there's been a couple Democrats actually that are like, so I think Maine specifically, I don't know if Colorado is the same thing. I think I just read it from Maine that basically you can't run if you support an insurrection. There is a, yeah, they're going off of. Like a post-Civil War law or something. Yeah, what is it, 14th Amendment? There's a clause or something like that that says if you support insurrection, I think it can give cause to remove your eligibility for something. It doesn't specifically say president, but it's your eligibility for election.

I'm not exactly sure. Office, I thought. Office, yes. So they're using that clause to remove him from the ballot. Right. Now, the question is, one, will the Supreme Court let this live? I doubt it. Zero chance.

The fact that they've already tried is just going to bolster support for Trump. 100%. This is the best possible thing they can do for Trump. I heard he's trying to get around it by holding a caucus. Because then if you hold a caucus, there's no ballot and you can get around it. The Republicans do caucus. Yeah. Also, it depends on the state.

Has he been convicted? If they switch this, then they just get around it. You don't need to be convicted. So what is the judgment on whether or not you supported it? If you have reasonable... Self-executing. I think that's like its own trial. I assume in my brain they're finding you guilty of supporting an insurrection.

So whatever the federal court or whatever state of New York says, in our eyes for this law, you support an insurrection. So the punishment for this is not jail time. It is you cannot run for office. At the judge's discretion. Yeah, I guess. Call it our Supreme Court. Here's the thing. There you go.

Here's the question here. Now, is this an organized, I think about this in two ways. I think about this in two ways. Is this an organized attempt to remove Trump from the election by the people in power, the theys, if you will, right? They cannot possibly be this dumb. Or is this local, not authorities, but local politicians trying to satisfy their constituents by being the person that tried to get Trump taken off because I hate Trump so much and I hate Trumpism. And that's what I'm gonna do for you guys. I'm gonna fight back against Trumpism.

And then it manifests itself in this plan organized by the DNC to remove him as competition. See what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think my knee jerk reaction is like, oh, here goes the DNC fucking it up again. Or here goes the vase, the Democratic vase, the liberal vase. They're gonna fuck this up and they're gonna send Trump right to the White House with this organized plan to remove him from the ballots because they don't think they can beat him. But I wonder if it's not that sophisticated. It's just at a local level, you're just trying to satisfy your base. And what is better for a liberal base than just going, hey, we're going to get Trump off the

ballot because this guy started an insurrection. What's weird is it's also on the ballot in conservative states, Texas for sure. It's on the, like, it's not on the ballot. They're mulling the same thing. Well, I think there's Democrats that can put it on there, right? I guess so. Yeah. And then you tell your fan base or your voting base, I did it. I put it on there. Do you want the actual answer? Yes, sure. It's separate, unorganized litigants, and they're choosing different arguments to argue this point.

So one, Michigan had one argument. Colorado had another argument. And Maine was the secretary of state who basically because of Colorado Supreme Court agreeing with the lower court that he was an insurrectionist, she couldn't in her mind say, oh, this is this. She had to uphold the Constitution in her mind because it says 14th Amendment. If you're an insurrectionist, you can't run. So therefore, as Secretary of State in a political position, she had to say this. So it's all just completely disorganized. And then it will be conflated as an organized movement.

But that's what's actually happening. Hmm. The more you know. That's kind of what I suspected. That's basically what you said. But yeah, it is ensuring he gets elected. Shouts to you, Tom, for knowing what I know.

Did you tell him that before? I did. I told him. I told him right before. Anyway, what a fucking dumb... He told me to kill the pod. What a dumb fucking idea by the by these local these local cloud chasers, these local political cloud chasers.

Trump 2024 is looking more and more probable. Who beats him? Who beats him? Who? I don't know. I think Trump's Biden's only hope is RFK takes Trump's vote, I think. But does I think RFK might even take he'll take some of Biden. I think he'll take more of Trump personally.

Oh, really? What's your thinking for that? I think he kind of and this is why I think he could be a Democrat plant, because I think he espouses more of the things that speak to Trump's fan base than vaccine. Biden's fan base. The vaccine is harmful, like kind of the conspiracy theories. He'll he'll float out there. That's going to, I think, take more of Trump's fan base than it is by his fan base. The vaccine is harmful. Like kind of the conspiracy theories he'll float out there. That's going to, I think, take more of Trump's fan base than it is Biden's fan base. I think if you're a Democrat who votes for Kennedy, you're just voting for him because he's a Democrat who's not Biden.

And that could be a lot of people. I don't know. But none of us really like Biden. We're looking for any solution. All right, there's one. But I think to empower people, people are like, I want to vote for this guy. I think RFK is going to take more of those Trump people. Why don't we like Biden? It just, it feels like everything is a mess. It feels like he has no idea what's going on. Does it feel like everything's a mess?

It feels like other countries don't respect him. Yeah. Okay, okay. So there's a couple things going on. There's one is him, the person and his mental state and his age. I think it's the biggest thing. Yeah, that is and that's a perception thing. Do other countries think that we're weak because of this? Do other countries not respect him and his decision making? Are they going to talk to his intermediaries who are actually making decisions? Sure. But in terms of like how the country is. I think we, I think terms of how the country is- I think a lot of the country don't feel like he's fit enough to perform his duties.

And so I think that's the biggest thing. But 100% get that on board, 100%. But in terms of what has happened during his tenure, is there anything that's happened that has made you go, this fucking idiot, look at the country, it's in complete disarray. I do think people's ambient personal feeling towards the society is what will reflect whether or not it's based off a direct Biden policy. So war in Russia, and people are like, wow, we're giving so much money to Russia, the whole world's fighting against each other. Israel, Palestine, war in the Middle East.

We lost that British-German trade heavy. That was like the Herschel Walker trade. Like inflation's going up and people can't buy groceries, yada, yada, yada. Inflation is crazy. So I think it's stuff like that where people are like... Which you could blame on Trump's COVID policies, I don't know. Yeah, exactly. I paid $10 for a box of cereal yesterday. It's crazy.

So I don't know if you can directly pin it to a Biden policy. I'm sure someone could if you wanted to make the argument, but I think it's just a general atmosphere of like, I don't feel optimistic for where America's heading. My suspicion is that that is how people feel every single election cycle. I think that every time there's a chance to have a new president, people think about all their issues. And they're like, these issues are this guy's faults as we should. That's the name, the job is to take responsibility for everything. If shit is booming during that first four years of Clinton, I mean, everybody was like, I love this guy, run it back, this was great. So you have to take that backlash,

that's why you're there. I just wonder if, I don't know if America is in complete disarray. I think it's actually, I think most people would say the temperature is much lower than Trump. When Trump was here, everything was fight. Trump goes, the color blue is good. Fuck the color blue. How dare you like the color blue? Everything is just an absolute battle between left and right. And now it just feels like the temperature is lower.

And I think we attribute that to Biden. You have to give him some credit, Biden or his handlers or whoever's making decisions. I don't really think it's Biden, but the economy, yes, there's inflation. We also printed $2 trillion, inflation should be 100%. The fact that it's only 10 bucks is astonishing. Doing a good job. Everybody, now don't get me wrong, I know there are people that are struggling to eat, that fucking is horrible.

But based on what we did, our monetary policy to inject that much cash into the market and have the market not completely flip, there is some sophisticated shit going on. Like we should, all that shit that I talked about the Fed, I should call and be like, yo, my bad. You were fedding it up. You were nice. Whatever you be doing, do that shit. Because we only had 7% inflation or whatever it is, 10% inflation. I don't know. I think it's very easy to just sit here and go, oh my God, look at what a fucking inept idiot this corpse is. And he might be a corpse.

He might be totally checked out. But the administration, which is not what we vote for, we vote for the man. But I wonder if we can honestly, objectively go, I don't think the administration has bombed. Yeah, job numbers are back before pre-pandemic times. Like, we've actually recovered. I'm not 100% but in certain areas we've actually recovered. I'm just saying like object if we could object if Biden was 65 years old and this was happening, I wonder if we have a different sentiment towards him.

The problem is he can't, I don't think he's has it enough up here to charm us in the way that Barack could or Bill could or even Trump could. And we want to be charmed. Yes. We want to be sold on the way out the door. You buy a car, the sale doesn't stop when I sign. The sale stops when I drive out. Even after I've paid, it's the best car you're going to fucking love.

Oh, yeah, and by the way, this thing, sell us on the way out. And he just doesn't have it up there to sit in front of a camera and then make us go, that's my president. And I think to that point- And that's a problem. Yeah. He represents America. He looks feeble.

He looks frail. He looks old. In the same way that- But again, that's a separate argument. I'm saying policies and what's going on. To your point, I think that's why we're like, we're looking for the weakness. Absolutely. We're always going to try to criticize the people that are in charge.

And that, well, here's why I also push back on that. One point is I don't think you necessarily, if COVID doesn't happen, people like the left would have talked all the shit they wanted about Trump and what he's doing and blah, blah, blah. And I think a lot of moderate people would have been like, you know, the economy is kind of kicking ass and taking names. I think I'm I think I'm OK with this guy. Let's ride with this guy. This guy, meaning Trump.

If COVID doesn't happen, the whole thing easily. But yeah, so I think we're not to that point of like we just look for what's wrong every to a degree. Yes. But I think generally we take stock. We pull back and we're like, what do we feel like the nation, do we feel like it's getting stronger or getting weaker? 100%. And that can be a single issue determination for voting for some people. It's like, how is the nation perceived? If my identity is built into being American and America is being perceived as weak, now I'm being perceived as weak. But even how do I feel the nation is doing?

Like, where is it going? Is it going up or going down? What I'm saying is that might be indicative of how people feel about it. Yeah. Because if we're looking at the nation right now, based on the policies of the Biden administration, it's handled what it's went through incredibly well. Objectively speaking and compared to other countries, eggs and shit cost way more in Canada. Do you know what I mean? The way our inflation has been managed, you go down to fucking Argentina, it's 100% inflation on a Tuesday, 50% on a Wednesday. What's happened with injecting that

kind of money into the economy is incredible. Are we gonna have to pay for it eventually? Probably. Maybe we've just been peeing on ourselves. There's that saying, as long as you're peeing on yourself, it's warm. You run out of pee, gets cold and uncomfortable. So maybe we're just pushing that off and pushing that off and pushing that off. They're gonna drop interest rates, probably around election time, because they want us all to feel like we have a lot of money and we can go buy things. They're gonna do that. That's the game. And everybody does it. When that happens, it might just push it even further. Eventually, we might

have to pay for what's happening. I guess what I'm saying is if we could remove our human instinct to look for a leader and look for someone to blame for problems. If we could just look at how the country is doing for us right now compared to how other countries are doing. If our inflation is 10% and everyone else is 20, we go, well, shit, my man, you're killing it. But I don't think we're capable of doing that. I think it's just like, what am I frustrated at? I don't like that this guy's stumbling around and falling off of bicycles. People in other countries are making fun of us. Fuck those guys.

Yeah, we need somebody who can tell us other countries suck our dick. Trump will do that. To that point, I think a lot of people would be happy with any other Democrat that seems young and fit. Booty judge, I think people will be like, yo, that guy, he seems young, he seems sharp. I don't, the country's doing well with Democrats. Just put a different guy there as the face of the country. That's why I think a lot of Democrats are like, dude, Joe, don't run again. Yeah, it's astonishing how little talent. It's astonishing. I mean, Kamala just absolutely bombed. Unbelievable. Does he have to run with Kamala again if he's

doing re-election? It's just custom. It's rare to fire your VC. And the optics of firing the first black female, whatever vice president is horrendous for what the- Yeah. But for her to just like completely sit back and just- Yeah. I mean, they could push her resign and say like, I want more time with the fam. That's true.

She ain't doing that. Because that is a concern for the re-election. This girl is half black, half Indian, she ain't listening to nobody. She ain't doing that. Because that is a concern for the re-election. She's half black, half Indian. She ain't listening to nobody. I'll tell you that right now. But it's like the election is like we're electing somebody that probably won't stay in office through his term. Who do you think is a good VP if they replace? Nobody believes in Kamala.

That's what I'm saying. Who do you think would be a good one? It might be monumental. I don't know who's worse, her or Hillary. hillary yeah i think hillary is less likable yeah unbelievable yes less likable but like kamala had everything going like the world was waiting to like her yeah and every time she spoke more and more people like i can't do it i mean i just can't do it. I just can't do it. It's crazy. Imagine she was white. Thank God she's not.

If she was white, you'd really hear it. You would really hear it. Black people can't say how horrible Kamala is because she's black. If she was white, they would be on that ass. How the fuck did this goofy get into office? I think we're just giving her a hard time, guys. Yes. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know who you run as a VP. It's astonishing how little talent there is in the Democratic Party. It's unbelievable. The Republican side, too. That's why Trump was able to body everybody. Yeah, but then- DeSantis is just less and less likable

the more you hear him. Well, I think what happens is all these guys get close to winning, and then they're trying to not lose. They're playing that prevent defense. And then prevent defense is no personality. Like they are terrified to be themselves because they're worried every single word that they could potentially say is going to remove that thing that they've coveted since they're 20 years old. Yeah.

And I think that's the Santas. He's just falling apart. He's wearing heels and shit. He's like, oh, they'll like me if I wear heels. Be short, bro. Be a short fighter pilot. Nah falling apart. He's wearing heels and shit. He's like, oh, they'll like me if I wear heels. Be short, bro. Be a short fighter pilot. Nah, nah. Stand on them heels. No, it is crazy. A lot of my Florida friends are like, yeah,

we're good on DeSantis. Wow. That is crazy. And Florida loved him. And Ron we trust. That's what they were saying to him in COVID. Two years ago. His whole battle with Disney really fucked a lot of shit up. Yeah, that Disney shit really fucked him up. What a stupid fight to pick. And what was the exact thing with Disney?

I don't even remember. What was it? He wants to tax them or something like that? They have very lax taxes based on the area that they're in. And then there was a don't say gay ban and they sort of pushed back on him. And then he was going to try to take their taxes away, their tax exemption away.

And then it just became a fucking that was the beginning of the end yeah it was big he took control of the board but disney dissolved the board so they had no power and basically just showed he was impotent he got caught up in like saying woke too much yeah and like not having a real definition of woke i feel like yeah yeah that's what abandoned books i'm trying to get through his book right now uh vivek but i feel like this vivek's thing is it's all about woke. And it's like, all right, man, it's not all about woke. He's literally saying the problem with corporate America is it's too woke and it's fraudulent.

But it's almost like he's defending the shit corporate America did before. And it's like, do you think this is where it all went wrong? Do you think this is why poor people are poor? Because corporations just went woke in 2012? We need to get back to the way it was, like with Enron. Yeah. What are you saying? Purdue Pharmaceuticals.

That's what we need. That's funny. Just like a good American company. That's what we need right now. It's like watching a comic do misdirection jokes for an hour and a half. And you're like, buddy, this is fucking good for a little bit. 30 minutes. Get out of here.

30 minutes of the band switch. That's funny. I keep falling asleep on everything. I saw American Fiction. Amazing movie for the first half of what I saw. Tapped out. Yeah. Wow.

Did you see Salt Burn? Oh, I saw that one. Really? Oh, crazy. I got some heat for you, bro. Bollywood heat? No, I mean, something to get back at him. Because it's white boy fucking mud in there shit.

And he's going to. He's going to. What is this movie called this send me time stamps which white guy send me time stamps did you get to the end of it yeah you get to the end son he is fucking i'm not watching that movie out of this mud bro what is it about like he's going oh it is gay there's gayness there's gayness but low-key i like it because it's gayness but it's like it it Because it's gayness But it's like It's sinister It's gayness but it's heinous You know what I'm saying bro

It's a cool movie It's gay but It's gay but it's also like The gay guys What's it called It's like Sahlberg The gay guys

Maybe a bad guy No no no It's actually It's actually really good I'm not watching that shit Why y'all want me to watch gay shit It's not gay gay Can you try to find it?

Because I'm telling you, Akash is vindicated now. Yeah, disgusting. Animals. You guys are animals. Yeah, I don't know about the, I don't know about this gay movie. Right? It's really good, actually. Are you going to be bothered because their gay performance is better than yours

yeah they're better gay actors but they took those roles when they didn't have to that's what makes them gay fair fair fair what's going on over there I'm pulling it up I can't find it exactly but there's

oh shit oh my god yo this is crazy son this is crazy oh damn oh don't do yo he goes to work bro that's Barry Keoghan

or whatever no don't make it about the actor yo y'all fucking mud say it about the actor y'all fucking mud now he came to the cellar he came for sure

yo y'all some mud fucking ass white folks he wanted to be under the ground he went to the cellar. He came for sure. Yo, y'all some mud-fucking-ass white folks. He wanted to be under the ground. He went to the cellar. He was trying to get low. We do it for acting. It's not real. Don't believe everything you see, bro.

Yeah, it's performance art. That's what Joe did. Don't believe everything you see. It's performance art. He did it for love. Let the record show. Thank you, dog. You a good Hindu.

You a good Hindu. I don't believe he did it. Muddy love you, bro. I don't believe he did it, bro. Oh, my God. You see this? This is graphic. I need to see it. Son, they don't believe he did it. Mopi love you, bro. I don't believe he did it, bro. Oh, my God. You see this? This is graphic. I need to see it.

Son, they don't got no prosthetic on that thing at all. Oh, his dick is out? Son, he's going fucking the ground. Like, you see? He also has a method actor. Is he hard? I don't know. Oh, he's a method actor, so he really did it.

He's definitely naked. So he was fucking mud on the side. Brando that mud. I don't get what you're telling me, Al. Is it mud or not? He's fully naked and he's fully penetrating that. Come on, bro. Is it like a bog?

Oh, son, it's a grave? It's a grave. Y'all are fucking disgusting, dude. That's not mud. It's mud. It was raining. It's mud. It was rain.

It's mud. Yeah. Yeah, it was rain. He's fucking the mud. It's mud. It was raining. It's mud. It was raining. It's mud. Yeah. Yeah, it was raining. He's fucking the mud. Two fucking corpse. Y'all are weird, yo. Is it a bog? Why you know so much about mud, you white fuck?

I'm Scottish. We got bogs, bro. You know what I mean? It might be some water underneath and it's easier to fuck through. But just fucking through straight like six feet of mud. I can't wait if somebody puts that fucking clip on. I can't find it. You gotta watch it. Please send us that clip.

I don't think my camera been on this whole time. Please send us that clip. It's on. No, I can't find it. You can get some pics though. This shit is insane. He takes his whole pants off. He gets butt, and starts going to fucking power town. Fucking weirdos, y'all.

Weirdos. Y'all are disgusting. This is about love, though. You gotta understand, it's not about the mud. It's about what the mud represents. Oh, man. Because that's actually the gayest thing I've ever said, bro. I don't think he fucked it, yo. Son. Oh, my God. You gotta watch this tonight. This is good family

viewing. But you don't see his meat. We're the tops there. Oh, you do. You see his meat, dude. You see the meat. Stop pretending y'all don't fuck mud. This has been your big secret. That's why you've been putting it on me.

You've been projecting. That's why your population is low. Y'all be fucking mud instead of people. I don't know. I'll be honest with you. I don't know. 1.4 billion Indians. We're probably fucking people.

We probably picked it up from y'all. Oh, that's cute. That's cute. Keep doing that. When we were daddy. Oh, that's cute. That's cute. Keep doing that. When we were daddy. Oh, you got to go with that, huh? I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you.

Why can't we get religion from you, but we can't get motherfucking from you? That's convenient. Chicken tikka, but not motherfucking. Guys, you bit something. I'm just saying. You didn't find other things. It seems to me that that's a British dude. He probably learned that when we were daddy.

Why is that a British dude? Barry Kiyogi's from Ireland. Oh, that's a British dude. I don't know if he's from North Ireland or Ireland. So are you a British dude. He probably learned that when we were dead. Why is that a British dude? Barry Kogut is from Ireland. Oh, that's a British dude. I don't know if he's from North Ireland or Ireland. So are you a British dude? I'm British, yeah. Have you seen the flag? St. Andrew's flag is the British flag.

Fuck, dude. Have you not seen the flag? Yeah, I still don't have freedom. English flag. It's our, look, say again. English flag. No, no. British.

Great Britain. The English flag is the cross. The X is the one that everybody knows. This is obviously a Scottish flag is incorporated. Oh, yeah, yeah. Take your flag, huh? No, we bullied their flag. Okay.

And just completely dominated the bloodline until they let the Germans in. No big deal. Is what it is. Y'all fuck mud, dude. Y'all fuck Indians. Fire. Fire. Yo, that's...

Fire. Shouts to Vumbla. Yo, that's that's- Fire. Shout out to Vumbla. Yo, that's grosser, Tom. Shout out to Vumbla. That's so much grosser, bro. You still on Vumbla. And y'all did it two billion times. This is as close as I can get, bro.

He's close with the Dukes, bro. Goddamn. Come on, dude. Yeah, he gets all up on it. Takes- Okay, this shit is broken. Internet's broken. Yo, this shit is broken internet's broken yo you really suck

I do so let me just let the rest go this is a rough episode for you Mark this has been a real bad episode for you Mark first one of the year alright yo listen thank y'all so much for watching we'll see you next week

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