Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - TRUMP IS BACK: Heil Elon, Fauci Guilty, & 2 Genders Forever?

Starting point is 00:00:00 The inauguration, or as Republicans call it, Magaluf the King Day, was this week, and the event was A-list. Schindler's, to be exact. Looks like Tesla's out and Volkswagen is in. Musk got in front of a crowd, went full Swatistic, and confirmed everybody liberal-cut conspiracy theorist. Worst nightmare.

Starting point is 00:00:19 Elon is a Nazi astronaut. Buzz Reichehr has taken control of our country and you know how many Jews he wants to kill? To infinity and beyond. Let's just be grateful he didn't say that disgusting N-word, Newsome. Elon wasn't the only blissful billionaire at the event. We learned that Zuckerberg can look you in the eyes

Starting point is 00:00:40 if that's your bra size. To be fair, they reminded him of Silicon Valley. God bless you, Bezos. You are amazing at delivering prime brown box. Speaking of billionaire wives, Melania was absolutely stunning. She looked like Carmen Sandiego was trying to steal Greenland.

Starting point is 00:00:56 John Fetterman, on the other hand, dressed like it was two-for-one lap dances at the Gaza Strip Club. John, the invite that said wear your hood was for the after party yeah anyway there's plenty more to discuss so let's start the show okay that was fair I like that you like that listen son I give you my heart, bro. I put that camera on Duff right now. Every time Alex gives me his heart.

Starting point is 00:01:30 Yo, Duff, I gave you my heart, bro. I gave you my heart, bro. He got a little pussy. He got a little pussy. He got scared. It was too much. It was too much. Doing it at a Jew makes it a little different.

Starting point is 00:01:40 Yeah, it makes it a little different. Yeah, yeah. OK, so what do you guys think of Elon having his little spastic moment? I don't... isn't this like a super pro-Israel administration? I just don't think like they're they hate Jews like that. Oh, no, no, okay. Let's let's clarify something. I think he's just autistic. Yeah, they don't hate Jews at all. If it was anti-black, maybe we got a thing. South African, but anti-Jew, they're like a big pro. No, I don't think it was I don't think he was actually doing it. Here's the shit, here's the shit that annoys me. And this is what Democrats do all the fucking time, they just like defend absurd shit, and

Starting point is 00:02:13 that's what exhausts us. I think that's why the trans thing is a big issue, I don't even think anybody gives a fuck about trans. It's just the most absurd and obvious thing, and I feel people are going like, alright, well you'll acknowledge this is weird, like weird like you know trans girls competing against normal girls That's a little unfair, and they want to get a knowledge it so we probably just got to go yo That was some goofy shit. He did okay. We can't let him out in front of people He spends all day in a basement. You know working electricity you let him out in front of people he gets really excited

Starting point is 00:02:39 He does whatever the last documentary so And it comes out. You know, but you gotta at least say it. It's goofy as fuck and weird as fuck. Just say it. It was a Roman salute, bro. Yeah, it was Roman salute. Imagine, sir.

Starting point is 00:02:53 It was Roman. That is absurd. You guys don't know history. You guys don't know anything about history. Tell me about the Romans. The Romans killed a lot of Jews, okay? That is like their main mission. Jesus, specifically.

Starting point is 00:03:02 Yeah, okay, one main Jew. He killed a king Jew, all right? King Jew, son. Okay, now, so what do you. One main Jew, he killed a king Jew, alright? King Jew. Uh oh. Okay, so what do you think? You think he's a... Yeah, you never did that for me, bro. That's true, dog.

Starting point is 00:03:12 You never did that for me, bro. Let's go, dude. Come on now. Trump's America. I feel awake. Trump's America. He's clapping for you to fix something else on his wardrobe. He's not clapping to applaud you.

Starting point is 00:03:20 I take back my heart. I've done that for you. I've done that for you. I'll have some fun with you. I'm just saying, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm just you. I take back my heart. I've done that for you. I'm just saying, if they gonna go that way, then hey, I'm just giving my heart to everybody. Are people saying that that's the thing that becomes annoying? Now you become like the Republican version of a Democrat.

Starting point is 00:03:41 By defending and being like, oh, it's a Roman. Exactly. Just saying what it is. He did some dumb shit because the guy is filled with autism and you put him in front of a crowd and he just spazzed out. Yeah. 1000%. You'd be like, yo, we got too many vaccines. Yes. If you want to keep it Republican, you got too many vaccines. Yeah. That's the problem. Now he's autistic. You don't know what he's doing.

Starting point is 00:03:59 There you go. That's what you do. Has he said anything or he's just like completely. He hasn't said anything on Twitter. He got to say something. Something like this is the tired bit of said anything or he's just like completely On Twitter he gotta say something something like this is the tired bit of the left is he trying to make everybody a Nazi Maybe some people think I don't think I don't think any like rational person thinks he's a Nazi I don't think anybody rational. I think people are like he knows what he's doing. He knows what that no no no I said I don't think any rational human being thinks he's an awesome. I'm a little rational. I think I think it could possibly be a dog whistle. So he did it twice. You could fuck up once, but fucking up twice.

Starting point is 00:04:40 Fucking up twice makes me feel like he truly didn't know what he was doing. Nah, he did it facing forward and then for the people who in the back who he didn't see, I just wanted to make sure you saw I'm giving you my heart also. But again, this is not a Jew-hating administration, so why would he do the Nazi shit? To separate himself. He's like, yo, leave me in, guys. I'm fucking around, I'm fucking around. Also, wouldn't that make liberals be like,

Starting point is 00:05:06 I just wanted to bop his head. It's way more fun to make fun of him when we acknowledge that he was just being autistic. Yeah. The annoying thing is, it's okay, Miles, you're doing your best. You're doing your best. I don't even know what to do. It's okay. Everybody's doing their best. And he was just droppin' his head. He was just saluting by himself.

Starting point is 00:05:24 He was just like, he's goose-stepping back there. You can hear it, right? Yeah, okay, so like... No, I don't think he's fucking... I don't think he's a Nazi. But instead of going, this is just the dog whistle thing, you've got to go, hey, that looks a lot like some Nazi shit. I'm not going to lie.

Starting point is 00:05:40 I should probably not do that in the future. Got a little too excited. And by him not saying anything, all the conspiracy theorists who want to believe something, you're giving them all the ammunition they need. 100%. His official comment on X, frankly they need better dirty tricks. Everyone is Hitler attack is so tired.

Starting point is 00:05:56 Yeah, that's it. No, no, no, no, no. It's not everyone's Hitler. It's the guy in front of the crowd. It goes like that. You have to, you stop gaslighting him. This is what Democrats do. Now you've become the Democrats. I'm literally watching Animal Farm.

Starting point is 00:06:09 You did the absurd thing. Just go, hey, obviously I'm not a Nazi, I'm not fucking Hitler. But I did the Nazi Hitler thing. So anybody that felt a little weird about it is completely reasonable in feeling that. That's my bad. Dude, whenever like a white

Starting point is 00:06:25 broadcaster on the news says the N word by accident, you know, when he's like in traffic and there's like a lot of black people in front of him. You know what I'm talking about? Those like those people who like reporters and they there's like a word that kind of is like the N word and then they say the N word because they get to be themselves for a moment. They just go, yo, obviously I don't hate black people. I'm sorry, this is so offensive. That was my bad, but it was a mistake. It's not that I hate black people.

Starting point is 00:06:50 They just say that. They don't go, oh, this is that old trick where you try to make white people to say the N-word seem like they're racist or something. Yeah, you're absolutely right. Just acknowledge it. Very gay, Elon, very gay. Yeah, but he's learning from Donald T.

Starting point is 00:07:06 Donald T. never apologized. Never apologized. And that's the fucking... Teflon Don. And if you don't at least acknowledge it, you have to apologize. You could just if you don't at least acknowledge it, we're going to have four more years of just the same exact shit just from the opposite side. It's going to be exhausting. In fairness, the ADL defended him.

Starting point is 00:07:25 The ADL, Anti-Defamation League. Yeah. The same people that said that Greta Thunberg was anti-Semite of the week because she had an octopus plush pillow. And they said the octopus was a symbol of anti-Semitism. Really? They go wild sometimes. They like throw shit at people.

Starting point is 00:07:39 And they said that Elon, what he did was strange and due to his autism, and that it wasn't Nazi. So- Oh, they kissing the ring, too. He's off the hook. They worried about Doge. Do you know what? Autism, autism.

Starting point is 00:07:51 Everybody's worried about Doge right now. Autism's a get out of jail free card. They had to acknowledge it in the tweet. It's like- They said anxiety, in fairness. But basically. People with autism have like a real life version of my phone got hacked.

Starting point is 00:08:03 Oh, that's great. You know, like the rest of us got to take that shit on the chin. No, no, no, no, I got Tourette's. I got Tourette's. I got Tourette's. It just came out of me. And sometimes it happens, you know? Damn, how lucky are they?

Starting point is 00:08:15 Yeah. How long is it before people start faking autism? It's already happened. I just thought about faking Tourette's when you said that. And I was like, I wish I did that 20 years ago. What time last year did I say that? Okay, so, okay, they're being corny about that. Outside of that, what'd you think about the events? So I was actually in DC for the All In podcast,

Starting point is 00:08:37 who I think they're awesome. They're doing a live stream. Damn, they didn't let you in? In DC. Fuck. No, I tried. Did you try to go to the Inauguration? No, I didn't wanna go to the to the inauguration, but they were doing a

Starting point is 00:08:46 live stream event in DC and then one of the guys, Jamat, went to the inauguration. Right. But they asked me to come down. I think they're awesome. So I was like, absolutely. So I'm in DC like watching the vibe. Yeah. Buddy, I ain't seen white people this happy. It was like a fucking SEC championship. Let's talk 99. It was unbelievable. The whole city, you can feel a buzz for sure. And I'm looking, it's like, hey, you know, Trump's base is you, it feels like it's probably a little bit more diverse. DC wouldn't.

Starting point is 00:09:14 I've never seen DC this and not black in my life. You know the most black people I saw in DC selling the Donald Trump merch to the white people. That's all I saw. The auto rickshaws, you know they got the petty caps. You know they're always playing music in Times Square, rap songs, whatever. You know what they're playing?

Starting point is 00:09:31 What? YMCA. I love it. The whole vibe is Trump, Trump, Trump. I sent miles of video, maybe you'll put it on, but just like you're stopped at lights, you see all these people with Donald motherfucking Trump shirts on or whatever.

Starting point is 00:09:42 Like the vibe is crazy. We're watching in a hotel and you can hear people fucking screaming and clapping when Donald Trump is shown on camera. It was like I haven't seen white people this happy in my entire life. It was a thing. It was a real fucking thing.

Starting point is 00:09:58 Did you go to any of the events? No, I got asked to go to the Starlight Gala. But it was like I didn't have a suit. It was a black tie affair. I got asked like two hours before. I wasala, but it was like I didn't have a suit, it was a black tie affair, I got asked like two hours before, I was like, it's just not worth all that effort. But being in DC, it was actually pretty cool to just see the energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:10:14 It's the Super Bowl. But also I didn't know if I wanted to be in. It is for politics, like people who dedicate their life to politics thinks that's the only thing going on. Yeah, it's really funny. And that is their moment. That's the event. And you realize how politically invested people are when you see just like every loser on both sides.

Starting point is 00:10:31 You know what I mean? So this is a bigger night than like, what's when they're like running and they have, when they finally choose who's gonna be the running mate for that particular party. Oh, the convention, the Democratic or Republican. Isn't that a bigger night? Because they won.

Starting point is 00:10:43 This is bigger. This is the celebration. It's the Super Bowl parade. And you get to look at all the losers. The losers got to show up. Imagine your victory parade. The losers got to be on the float with you. That would be way better.

Starting point is 00:10:58 How incredible would that be? They got to see all your fans throwing you Bud lights. They catch one, you go, I'll take that. You know, fooling you with your that. You know who you're celebrating. It is a pretty intense moment. Yeah, it's good for Biden. He ain't know where he was, so. Oh yeah, that was so cool.

Starting point is 00:11:12 He thought he was being inaugurated. There was wall between us, like, we did it, like. We brought him back. You notice how often they didn't stand up? Trump is getting standing ovations. It's a little like a nauseating happening there again. But Trump and, I'm sorry, Biden and Kamala only stood once when he said the peace treaty between Palestine

Starting point is 00:11:29 and Gaza or whatever, that's the only time he stood up. Yeah, yeah. Every other time they're seated. Did you hear people booing? I saw clips of people like outside booing every time like Obama went on screen or like the Clintons or anything like that. I think, I wanna say there was one or two boos,

Starting point is 00:11:41 but like we were watching on like a 10 second delayed feed. So you would hear people in the hotel? We were at the Grand Hyatt Hotel you hear the lobby going crazy, and then you would know Trump's about to get you on They didn't really give fuck about vans or any of that but Trump that's let's go Well, I think they they moved it indoors because of the weather. Yeah, so yeah So it was in like I guess the rotunda Yeah, and then all the people that were gonna go watch it outside went and watched it from I guess was the Capital One arena Yeah, so they had it displayed at the Capital One arena. So they had to move everybody's tickets around and set up

Starting point is 00:12:11 Yeah, so I think that's the way you were hearing with the booze. I was in the arena. I believe when they show Obama doing the walk to the rotunda there might have been some people in the By some I mean a significant portion of the people. Yes. Come on bro, on MLK Day of all days. They're getting their hard dudes. Y'all don't make this a thing. It is a thing.

Starting point is 00:12:35 I mean we didn't make it a thing. We didn't make it a thing. I feel like you guys alone are gonna make this trend this popular if you keep on doing it on this podcast. Yeah, I was just saying. How long until it's an emoji? Oh, yeah. It's got to be an emoji, too.

Starting point is 00:12:50 Tim Cook was at that inauguration. It might be an emoji tomorrow. He's like, I've got an idea. First good thing he events. Bro, you saw Zuck getting a peek? Oh, yeah, a little gander. Bro, I mean, this is fire. Kind of sick, right?

Starting point is 00:13:03 Yeah, shout out the black dude behind him. He's going crazy. That guy going crazy. He thinks he's being slick like he's cheating on a test with this little man. He's like, I used to think that shit worked too. That is crazy right there. You know, the smile on Zuck's face afterward

Starting point is 00:13:18 is the funniest part. He sees him, smiles, goes back. So much joy. Just so happy. I mean, this is what he made Facebook for. Yeah I mean it's this exact purpose. Just rating hot chicks. I mean shout out to him dude. What'd you think of all the billionaires all lined up? You had like Bezos, Zuckerberg, Musk. So this is what was cool to watch the pod, the stream with all in guys because they're so fucking

Starting point is 00:13:39 smart like just seeing their reactions immediately they were like this is them their way of saying hey America's back to innovation back to like rewarding Greatness and all that stuff like having the Apple CEO the Google CEO Hey, look at America look what we can do and look what we reward it was like they felt like that was like an intentional thing I can see I see I could see that I could see that argument I also think it's like you know Donald is all about optics Optics are very argument. I also think it's like, Donald is all about optics. Optics are very important. I think having the most powerful people in America

Starting point is 00:14:09 stand behind you and come kiss the ring for your inauguration. I think there's an ego stroke. It lets everybody know, hey, I'm king. You think these tech guys are the kings. You think they run the country. No, they're here for daddy. These guys are talking shit about me a few years ago.

Starting point is 00:14:25 He made his wife get dressed up. Dress your wife up. That's what he said. Yo, put your wife in something nice. I'm gonna sit him next to his son. To me, it's on some I'm the king and everybody else is here to support the king. Now, I do agree that they're the optics,

Starting point is 00:14:44 what they said, which is like, this is what we reward here, and these are the people we support 100%. I mean, they're very specific about the people that they put there. I wonder if the Bezos and the Zuckerbergs were like honored about being there. But it does show that they're kind of being phony

Starting point is 00:14:58 because, you know, four years ago, and they're pushing back against the administration, and I don't know how much pushback they specifically did, but they seemed to like acquiesce to like liberal leanings, at least within their companies. And the second, it looks like the country is switching the other way. Maybe like the real version of them came out.

Starting point is 00:15:17 Yeah. Maybe. I don't know if it's the real version, it's just, hey, we with the winning team. So here's the thing, here's the thing. Because I bet you if the pendulum swings back, they're gonna be like, yeah, yeah. I can't fathom that like titans of industry

Starting point is 00:15:29 are also cocks. What? Are you serious? They might be cocks, but they're about their money more than anything. Yeah, like, yeah, but do you know how Zuckerberg got Facebook? They're cocks for money though. So like wherever the money and wherever

Starting point is 00:15:42 what's best for my business, I'm going to cut out. Right, right, right. Okay, okay, okay. Let me let me just clarify that statement is what they actually feel deep down is like, what's a 40 hour work week? Like I worked 100 hours a week. Why do I have to pay you more money for overtime? They're like, okay, I get I like their their actual ideas are more conservative outside of like gay marriage and that kind of shit, but like work, hustle, grind, right? And that would triumph any social justice shit they feel. That would trump it. So the idea of them hiring somebody not based on merit or who they think is the best,

Starting point is 00:16:17 like if you ask any of those guys, they're like, where are they from? Taiwan, China, Afghanistan? They would hire fucking Osama Bin Laden to code if he was good enough, right? They just want the best person. Yeah. Exactly, but now they're like,

Starting point is 00:16:27 oh I gotta hire this many black people. That's not who they are, because this is gonna fuck the thing I care about the most, which is what you said. That money. That money. So the second, the pendulum culturally swung back, all of a sudden they're like,

Starting point is 00:16:39 oh I could be myself a little bit more again. I had to pretend to be this progressive cuck because that's where culture was and I didn't want to alienate, but now that I can make money doing this shit, let's go. And I think this is closer to who they actually are. Maybe not socially, I think they'll probably believe in abortion rights and that kind of stuff,

Starting point is 00:16:57 but in terms of making money, and they're the most conservative. That H-1B visa though is conflicting with the with the base huge Conflicting with the base and they give a fuck about the base They don't give a fuck about the base now. I'm talking about the tech guys Yeah, but what if Donny T's like nah fuck that h1b visa shit. Do you think they're gonna? I don't know you will cuz he's been supportive of it musk is like I'll die on this hill and Trump doesn't care enough about it

Starting point is 00:17:33 Like How many the only girls he fucked from here he paid Also guys show dates just Sacramento, this is kinda crazy. We got a fucking ninth show that we added Sunday at 6.30. So I'm gonna be dead, but we'll have some fun right after the AFC Championship game. So that is on January 26, January 31st through February 1st. I'm in West Des Moines, Iowa. February 21st and 22nd, I'm in Bray, California. Hurry up and buy those tickets because they're selling out.

Starting point is 00:18:04 Also February 28th through March 1st. I am in Nashville, Tennessee. All those dates and more. Many more at AkashSingh.com. I think we're going to call this the generational triumph tour. That's what it's going to be. But I'll see you guys there. I love you all. Thank you so much. Why she don't dress good? She could do better, bro. Bro, I think that she has by far the best style. What? Yeah. The Hamburglar? That shit was fire.

Starting point is 00:18:28 I thought that was shit. Look at that shit. That shit is fire! That is fire, come on, Sean. That shit is fire, Al. Come on, Sean. I don't think it's awful, but I don't think it's great. No, that shit is fire.

Starting point is 00:18:38 Bezos bitch stole the show. No, that, you throwin' around, you throwin' around bitch like. Yeah, I just saw. That's Bezos. Yo, what podcast we on, yo? What podcast we on? Are they married yet?

Starting point is 00:18:48 They not married, so that's his bitch. Dude. Hey, oh, infallible logic. Infallible logic. If they, when they married, that's his wife. So if you're not married. Shut up. Wait, wait, wait, I was just trying to clarify.

Starting point is 00:19:01 I was just trying to clarify. I was just saying, I was trying to understand. Speaking of H1, now we know what the B stands for. Now we know what the B stands for. You know what the B stands for. You know what the B stands for. You making fun of us?

Starting point is 00:19:18 When you're throwing the B word around. Infallible one. Owl girl never gets this shit bro. Forget about it Babies you can't even knock her up and keep her here. Yeah. Wow I'm gonna stay You think Spain is like we need more Puerto Ricans That's like the bad bunny album, bro, That's why. That's your way in.

Starting point is 00:19:47 That's your way in. Y'all got to really listen to true American music. Bad Bunny, Bad Bunny. One of the greatest American artists of all time. The best. We was listening to Led Zeppelin, Beatles, a bunch of other white people. Bad Bunny kills them. Stopped it. Stopped it. All of them.

Starting point is 00:20:02 What do you think about Fetterman's fit? I love this guy, dude. God bless. It's a little much. Now it's performative. Yes, I agree. That's what they're like. He shouldn't have done sweats.

Starting point is 00:20:13 Sweats would have been cool. Initially it was authentic. Now if he was like, he's just doing it for clout and it's like. Nah, I lean in, I love it. No, what would have made sense would be like khakis and like an oversized white button down shirt like it's like he's actually trying to dress up but he just can't see that would have been believable like wearing a gray

Starting point is 00:20:32 shorts like fuck out of you that's an exclusive car hard though that's expensive it's cold as fuck yeah it's literally one of the coldest days he's a bald white guy they don't wear they like pride themselves and that's probably why he did it You guys think it's cold pussies That's like a big bald white guy thing is never being called. Yeah, that's crazy Have you heard people say that trump admitted that elon rigged the election you heard this clip No from his speech. This is this is what he said and people are saying that oh, this is proof that elon rigged it All right. This is the clip I've been trying to say

Starting point is 00:21:03 proof that Elon rigged it. All right, this is the clip. I've been trying to say and a half campaigning for me in Pennsylvania and he's a popular guy and he was very effective and he knows those computers better than anybody all those computers those vote counting computers and we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide so he's pretty good. It's good. It's good. Yo, don't let neither of them talk. This guy is... You won! You won already! You won already!

Starting point is 00:21:29 Maybe they're trying to make liberals conspiracy theorists. Maybe that's the goal. It is funny to watch a complete 180. Now everybody on the liberal side is like, look, these guys stole the election. Y'all can't just admit your guys are fucking losers. Trump is a fucking loser. You can't be 20. But if he's saying shit like this... Karma's a fucking loser election. Yeah, yeah, I can't just admit your guys are fucking losers Yeah, huh if he's saying shit like this he's like asking you to fucking accuse him of some bullshit, that's true, but yeah lost She sucks. What about the other eight states?

Starting point is 00:22:02 Comma lost cuz she sucks. There's no question Pennsylvania Now, Kamala lost because she sucks. There's no question. But after the vote. Hey, you know what? Give her Pennsylvania. Hey, you can have it, bitch. You still lost. The popular vote was close, guys. She said it was kind of close. Fucking loser shit right there. She lost, but it was close. Did you see Trump not kiss Monica?

Starting point is 00:22:17 That's a factual statement. You see how she couldn't because that hat was in the way. Is that what it was? Man, what happened? Other people are saying it's the makeup. Other people are saying that she didn't want to kiss her. Basically, he walks in, this is when he first pops into the rotunda, right?

Starting point is 00:22:30 Oh no, that's... He trying to get to me, he can't. The hat just blocked us. That's why she wore that shit. She built a wall, bro. The fuck away from me, dude. Yeah, I mean, missing the kids is so funny. Because he's probably walking away and being like,

Starting point is 00:22:48 fuck, I fucked that. Why didn't he come under? Why didn't he go? That's why she wore the hat? Or pop the hat up or something? People are saying that there's trouble. That's what people are saying. I think just the hat. They've been saying that for a while. Yeah, there's trouble. You ever been married?

Starting point is 00:23:04 Fucking trouble. Like, there's trouble. You ever been married? You think there's an argument and a couple has been married for 40 years? What? That's why you just get engaged. They keep acting. You actually have the best of both worlds. Yeah, I'm just saying. The carrot, bro. Our dumbasses made carrot cake for them. They ate that shit and they're like, what else you got? Oh, man.

Starting point is 00:23:33 If you're president, how long are you not arguing with your girl? Be honest. Son, it's women's ability to like, get comfortable in whatever setting they're in. It's unbelievable. Like, he's un-fucking-believing. He's not even present to her no more. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's this golfing-ass motherfucker. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:23:50 Right? Right? Like, she's this bitch and her friends like, all this dude does is fucking golf. Why, is he like, stressed or something? The White House is some old-ass house we gotta rent out. We gotta live in this fucking old thing. We gotta fucking run off for four years.

Starting point is 00:24:02 You know this shit over 200 years old? It's a haunted house. Interior that hadn't been redesigned since the 80s. She said it. She's like, I think I'll stay in New York with Baron. He can go down to DC and live in that shit box. That's fire. But didn't she say that for the first administration?

Starting point is 00:24:17 Yeah, she didn't really wanna come. Bro. He tries to drop a mean coin, she drops it the next day, like my shit's fine. I know, stepping on his shit. That's crazy. Wait, what was hers? Melania coin. Oh really? And it went? No, what the price of Trump coin dropped probably cuz a lot of same people were buying selling it to buy Melania coin Yeah, but it's like why you stepping on mine? Yeah, wait, that's disrespectful

Starting point is 00:24:38 Yeah Why is it disrespectful? Don't step on my shit. But you think it's actually hers? I think she coded it bro. She's Eastern European. She signed off on it. Yeah, you gotta give the okay for it. But that's Trump's. I don't think you'd think so.

Starting point is 00:24:58 What's mine is ours. You think he's letting her just have a $500 million worth of coins? He lets her dress like that? So she's got a lot of liberty, bro. That should be pricking me when you say that, bro. Wow. I feel insulted, because I think she dresses amazing, and you're like, she dresses like shit.

Starting point is 00:25:17 So I'm like, do I not know good dressing women? Yeah, what did you want her to wear, be honest? Nah, Emma gets fly. That is... I thought it was so chic. That was disrespectful. Why do you comment that? That was crazy.

Starting point is 00:25:28 That guy's crazy. Because I said Emma gets fly? What is that? I thought that was a good... You're saying like Emma knows how to dress. She do get fly. Yeah, so I'm giving him a compliment. I don't even know what she look like to be honest with you.

Starting point is 00:25:36 I don't even recognize Emma unless Andrew next to her. I'm just like, hey, that's a nice looking whatever. I was slick. I was slick. I was slick. I was slick. I was slick. I was slick.

Starting point is 00:25:44 I was slick. I was slick. I was slick. I was slick. I was slick. I don't even recognize Emma and Leslie Andrew next to her. I'm just like, hey, that's a nice looking whatever. That's a lady. Bro, I do feel that way. I'm not saying hi to none of y'all girls. It's not even on the street I want to say hi, bro. I'm going to walk right past them. They come around, you kiss them like Trump.

Starting point is 00:26:03 Like, what's up? That is so true, man. They come around you kiss him like Trump like Respectfully bro does Baron have unstoppable or right now or what? No, this kid this kid got some he got the most of his dad Okay, explain. Watch. What, this over here? No, you got the one that's inside the rotunda when everybody's giving him the applause. Oh, I got them when they were walking in. Oh no, when he was walking in this is far. What the fuck?

Starting point is 00:26:34 What? Oh, okay. You're so stupid, dude. Shit! Ha ha ha! Sorry, I wasn't tuned in to the inauguration and having to fucking watch the highlights like y'all did. You could do that together in 100%.

Starting point is 00:26:50 If you would have saw the real one, you definitely wouldn't have known the difference. You don't think we looked and saw a 20-foot fucking guy walking into a memorial? Saw him for a second. He's the tall kid. Nah, nah, nah. Baron, Baron, we need to get Baron on the pod.

Starting point is 00:27:06 Yes. Yo, Baron, bro, we know you listen. I want you coming on the motherfucking podcast. I feel like he's more his mom, because they both always have like the mean scowling. Wait until you see when the crowd is coming. Nah, Oralize, yeah, he got it. This one right here? He got it more than any of the kids.

Starting point is 00:27:20 Yeah, this one right here. Bro. Look at Elon looking like a fanboy. So he look like he's more used to being here than Elon. That's crazy. No, this is not it. This is not the one Come on, you know Elon is high Now he was going to jail they lost I didn't really believe him when he said that but when seeing his reaction I Truly do think that he was going to jail really they lost or something punitive Like there's no way he's this hyped.

Starting point is 00:27:47 What is he getting out of this? It's not 250 mil, I'm fucking, I got the ear of the president. Like that's a steal. Yeah, it feels like he bought Twitter for this to happen. You know what I mean? And then he gave a little more money and like there's nobody more excited than this guy.

Starting point is 00:28:01 He's been wanting this for years and I don't know why. But there is some reason. So did you hear about Mark's mom's reason? Oh yeah. Yeah. So she gotta come on a pod, bro. Bro. Bust it down.

Starting point is 00:28:14 I don't know if we can handle it. I dropped in the group chat because I thought, I saw it and I was like, all right. This is from a tweet from a random account. Nazi rocket scientist, Vorner von Braun, wrote a book called Project Mars in which a man called The Elon headed the government of Mars and Musk Sr. named his son after this character. I believe it. Apparently it's true. I looked it up. That's what the character in the book is called,

Starting point is 00:28:37 The Elon. I mean, that's crazy. That is kind of wild that he just fulfilled his dad's prophecy. Yeah, that's cool. Is he still just serving hard? I don't know. Can I ask you a question? What him being a Nazi got to do with him going to Mars? There's no Jews there. How do we know that? I don't know if we're for sure.

Starting point is 00:29:01 We're sure the aliens are Jewish. They got kicked out of every place, they probably don't know If there's anybody there, it's probably Jews What if aliens come back, shabach shalom? That would be crazy, and we have to just be like Alright, I guess they're Jewish, and they just run everything again Yo, if we colonize Mars, how long till the Jews buy up all the land and then charge us crazy? Buy?

Starting point is 00:29:26 I mean, Eli shirt does say Offy Pie Mars It says Offy Pie Mars on his shirt everywhere he goes. Very comfortable this Alex on day two huh? Yeah! I think Alex is like in MAGA bro. Don't you feel more free, you don't gotta pretend? I mean it's nice to not care

Starting point is 00:29:42 about people. Take your fucking nail polish off bro. Can you be a real American for a second dude? Be a real I mean, it's nice to not care about people. Take your fucking nail polish off, bro. It's nice to not care about people. Can you be a real American for a second, dude? Be a real American for a second. Get your money up, okay? Take care of your family, okay? Don't let your fucking neighbors chop their kids' cocks off in the name of God.

Starting point is 00:29:59 I don't think they would do it in the name of God. I'm just saying, don't let it happen. And then just, you know, embrace this moment in history, this brief moment in history. Want another conspiracy theory? Right here, Trump's kid. He's got the hand going, the whole triangle. This lady over here has got an earpiece.

Starting point is 00:30:14 She's like, yo, yo, drop your hands, drop your hands. Oh. Please explain. So. Explain. That's the Illuminati sign or some shit. The theory is that this is Illuminati, right? This is a ritual, okay?

Starting point is 00:30:27 It's Freemason. Tate be doing that shit all the time. It's Freemason. It fucking does. It's a Freemason triangle, you know what I mean? And so he's just inverting it, letting everyone know what time it is, and she's like, you gotta stop.

Starting point is 00:30:36 Other people are saying it's just a power pose. Apparently there's like a thing in yoga. Andrew Tate does this all the time. Yes. And he's like, this is why I do it, because you're connecting your chakras and your energy's all lined up, but it invokes confidence. Shit, that's what Tate says this all the time. And he's like, this is why I do it. Because you're connecting your chakras and your energy is all lined up. It invokes confidence.

Starting point is 00:30:47 That's what Tate says his reason is? Yeah. And apparently it's like a thing in like Ayurvedic yoga or some shit. Like you do that. Tate's annoying ass in the Illuminati. If I was actually powerful and Tate was over there talking that shit, I'd be like, shut the fuck up.

Starting point is 00:30:59 What a Romania. I mean, he sells hoes and fucking does a bunch of other sketchy shit. I think that's qualifications for Illuminati. Oh, he's trying to get in. Allegedly. Allegedly. Oh, my little bitch boy, getting me hoes. But you can't be in the Illuminati.

Starting point is 00:31:14 What do you think? Is this an actual hand thing or is this just like a random moment people took out of contact? The fact that she told him, you know, chill out that I feel like. But then why would she tell him to chill out? Why wouldn't you let him rock with it? Because she ain't down down with the Illuminati any of our wives are in the Illuminati they'd be like I'm not comfortable with this yeah I mean yeah rock let it go don't even bring attention to it hmm

Starting point is 00:31:37 people also pointed out that Trump didn't swear on the Bible yeah what do you swear on no he just didn't put his hand on it. He had his right hand up, no left hand on the Bible. Why not? I gotta respect that, because he's like, I'm gonna be lying and doing fuck shit. I can at least stay, maybe there's a chance I still go to heaven and shit like that. I respect that. He knows he's gonna lie, so let me just not swear on it. The Chief Justice started the swearing in before Melania walked up.

Starting point is 00:32:03 So they start doing it, and then Melania walks up and then he doesn't necessarily see it and doesn't put his hand on it. And then her hat was blocking it so he couldn't see. Yeah. Great photo. But just another theory. What do you think? Explain, guys. Satanic rituals. It's exhausting, dude.

Starting point is 00:32:21 Yeah, let's just get this all out of our system. You know, like, let's just get this all out of our system Let's just make some money man, let's just make if you don't make money in the next four years, bro You do not deserve it You do not deserve it's gonna be easy to make money in the next four years. There's gonna be no rules, right? You could just do anything sell solar Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, money up for the next four years because after this the Democrats are gonna have to mop up all this shit and nobody making money for like 20 years. Okay, so you got a four-year run to go make money. But how? There's people listening that don't know how to do it. They're like, oh, I want to make some money. What do they do? They're dumb.

Starting point is 00:33:15 Take advantage of people who don't have money. Okay, that's fire. Yeah. Okay, that's interesting. And if you're one of those people, take advantage of illegals. Oh. Before they kick them all out. There's a very small window

Starting point is 00:33:27 where you can use them almost as slaves. 45 more minutes. Yeah, exactly, that's what it is. No, no, I don't know, it just feels like, it feels like a lot of legislation's gonna come down and then people who got money are gonna run it the fuck up. Yeah. I'm actually surprised to see if mortgage rates come down.

Starting point is 00:33:43 I don't think they will. Because they gotta do something to combat inflation, right? Yeah, I also feel like we've been overdue for a recession for a long time. So recession might hit. And if you- They're not gonna let that happen. I mean, I could be wrong,

Starting point is 00:33:55 but I'm pretty sure he signed an executive order just saying all departments just need to handle the home crisis, like the housing crisis. Like no specifics and just fix it. Fix it. You know how you fix a housing crisis? How? You make more houses.

Starting point is 00:34:11 Right? It's just like, this is him to his real estate home. He's like, yo, run it up, go build. Also, we're gonna get some illegals out of their houses, so that'll open up some space. Now they don't take up that much space. That's the thing about illegals. I will say that.

Starting point is 00:34:24 They be mobbing up in one house. Yeah, I'm not really tripping't take up that much space. That's the thing about illegal. I will say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They be mobbing up and what else? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm not really tripping on that. They're efficient. They are. Do you wanna go through some of the executive orders? Yeah, yeah. Because he did how many?

Starting point is 00:34:33 A lot. No, actually, before we do that, can we talk a little bit about this Biden pardon situation? Sure. Because you know Biden pardoned. Yeah, yeah. He not even his- Are we talking about old shit though?

Starting point is 00:34:43 No. Well, let me tell you why we talking about old shit. I'm gonna tell you why right now. Okay. Cause Biden pardoned his family, which I get, I would have done that shit. I would have done it. Even though, and listen, you're a politician. You've been doing politics for like 60 years or however long he's been doing politics. Like by the nature of the game, you've done some illegal corrupt things. Absolutely. Okay. That's how your family gets rich. Maybe the money isn't sent directly to you, maybe it's sent to your brother, maybe it's

Starting point is 00:35:09 sent to your cousin, maybe it's sent to your nieces, your nephews, your kids, but there's some money being exchanged for favors, okay? Now if you send the book at Trump in the last four years trying to derail his road to a next presidency, right? And you have every organization in your power attack him. You attack him financially, you attack him based on any sort of legislation that can't exist. And it doesn't work and he wins. Yeah. I feel like you might be concerned, or at least your family might be concerned,

Starting point is 00:35:43 the people in charge of your state might be concerned that the same revenge, the payback, would happen to you and your family. And you got way more corrupt shit that can be unearthed. So I understand pardon of family. Fucked up, I understand it. And Trump alluded to coming after anybody who came for me. Of course, of course.

Starting point is 00:36:02 Fauci. I didn't Trump, I could be wrong. I'm pretty sure he said, oh, I'm gonna come after everybody that had to do with the COVID relief. Like he like threw out a blanket statement. Like I'm just. Trump said the vaccine was his, the Trump vaccine. But Fauci took the pardon.

Starting point is 00:36:27 Fauci could say, I don't want the pardon. I don't think I did anything wrong. But he took the pardon. I don't blame anybody for taking the pardon. I do, because now you're guilty. Because there are a lot of people that were on the January 6th committee that were offered a pardon. And they said, no.

Starting point is 00:36:41 They're like, I did my job. I was supposed to investigate this. I did what I was supposed to do. don't want the pardon if you're Fauci you're not taking a part what what what's in my arm you know to what's it y'all not my arm what's in my arm I'm taking apart I'll go if I put some's in my arm? I'm taking that part. I don't give a fuck. If I put some shit in my arm, you're not allowed to get pardoned. You told me I need to put some shit in my arm. Now you can't go get pardoned.

Starting point is 00:37:12 You gotta hold the weight of that decision. That's your job. What's in my arm, yo? What's about to come out? You ain't wrong. It looks a suspect. It definitely looks crazy suspect. I think it's because they lied about knowing it was a man-made virus knowing it came from China, whatever

Starting point is 00:37:28 They were lying about the origins of it That's what I my first thought could be the vaccine too But I don't I tend to think it's they covered up one they knew where it was from You lie about one thing you lie about the other all of a sudden you got to keep lying to keep up the lie There's a lot of lies going on. What's in my arm, man? What is inside my arm, which on, what's in my arm, man? What is inside my arm? What you good? What's in my arm? I almost got a real booster.

Starting point is 00:37:51 I had to get a fake booster to do that movie, shout out, now we can talk about this stuff. Doug, legally, can you say that right now? Now we can talk about this shit, because Fauci got pardons, so you're gonna have to pardon me for getting a fake booster so I can do this movie. And I know for a fact on that black ass movie, nobody was faking it.

Starting point is 00:38:09 Okay? So I don't want nobody coming for me. I felt so comfortable telling everybody on that set, like, all right, get that booster in there, like, yeah, me neither. We got fake back. Everybody on that movie got fake back. My point is.

Starting point is 00:38:21 Damn, you snitchin', bro. I'm snitchin' because he got pardoned. We all pardoned. If Fauci's pardoned, I'm pardoned for doing the shit that he told me to do that he got pardoned for. Yes or no? Doug, is he good? Yes or no? Oh no, I don't mean to.

Starting point is 00:38:37 I got a fake booster to do a movie with. What is in your arm, bro? What was the fake booster? What's in my arm, bro? What was the fake booster? What's in my arm, yo? What was, what did Fauci make my wife get while she was pregnant with my daughter, yo? What the fuck did Fauci make my wife get while she was pregnant with my daughter?

Starting point is 00:38:57 Because at NYU you couldn't go to school unless you had the. Booster, yeah, my wife had to get a booster too. Actually she wasn't pregnant with my daughter. Yeah, time lapse is a little off. But it adds. I was hoping, but what happened? I was blaming that shit on the booster.

Starting point is 00:39:09 We were struggling for a fucking year. I was like, this goddamn sound sheet fucking boosted, blocking me, bro. Could've been the first one. This could've been the first one. That's facts. All I'm trying to say is, why did I have to go to a Hasidic neighborhood in Williamsburg, Brooklyn

Starting point is 00:39:22 to get a fake booster? Why did I have to go at 3 p.m. to a Hasidic neighborhood in Brooklyn, okay, to go into a doctor's office, tons of strollers everywhere, drunk-ass doctor giving me Shavasar Eagle 12 year, taking fucking shots, get a fake booster from him. You took those shots. I gave you a shot. That's a sick workaround. You want to know some fucked up shit?

Starting point is 00:39:44 Lowkey, this is a real story. We get the fake booster, we send it over, all right, we're good to do the movie now. Calls us back, we're like, yeah, this shit is fake. It's not even a real booster. Free Palestine, bro. Once that shit happened, honestly, I was like, my heart goes out to you.

Starting point is 00:40:01 Did you act surprised? I know you acted surprised. I was going to be the shit, my heart goes out to you. Did you act surprised? I know you acted surprised. That's gonna be the shit, my heart goes out to you. My heart goes out to you. That's a dog whistle. That's a dog whistle right there. Alright guys, let's take a break for a second. Listen, cash flow, cash flow, cash flow, okay?

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Starting point is 00:43:11 No, that's fire. The headline is crazy. We're teams, I don't wanna see that. She's 19, she's 19. I don't see no pictures. She's 19. Come on, show Bezos his wife. What the fuck?

Starting point is 00:43:19 Nah, come on, bro. Free Fauci, yo pardon him. Pardon Fauci, Fauci, pardon him. Totally fine. Nah, my fiance can get that vaccine. That's insanity right there. That's crazy. Apparently she's like suing Pfizer.

Starting point is 00:43:33 It's like a whole thing. Oh, stop it. Yeah, come on. What is it called? Don't kick a gift horse in the mouth. What the fuck? I mean, you definitely shouldn't do that. Don't kick a gift horse? How dare you walk up to a gift horse and you kick it right in the fuck? I mean, you definitely shouldn't do that. Don't kick a gift horse.

Starting point is 00:43:45 How dare you walk up to a gift horse and you kick it right in the mouth? Yo, I got you a brand new horse. What do you think? I'm going to kick a gift horse in the mouth? What is a gift horse? What has Pfizer done anything wrong? Come on, man.

Starting point is 00:43:56 Shit. That's like Spider-Man suing Norman Osborn's company. You got superpowers off of this. She mad as a little lopsided, that's why. Bro, apparently she's getting a reduct. It's a little lopsided. She's why well apparently she's getting a reduct. It's a little lopsided She's getting she's getting shaved I need to see her jump. All right

Starting point is 00:44:11 I need to see her jump. I need to see them things go No, I need to see her jump right now mark. Can you put that into sorah? Yeah, i'll get a eye on that Can you see if sorah can make her jump? jump jump Can you see if Sora can make her jump? Jump for you. Jump for you, babe. No, don't. Why are you making that gift towards jump, bro? Stop. You can't ask a girl to jump in Magna 2025.

Starting point is 00:44:34 Is it 2025 or 2025? 2025. I don't know if it was 2024 or 2025. Now it's tricky. It changes all the time. The vaccine, dude. It's that vaccine. Got you fucked. Bro, you got Fauci brain. Damn, dude. This motherfucker got us. Yeah, eyesight started fucking up after you got the vaccine.

Starting point is 00:44:54 Yeah. That I remember. Did it? It did. Yeah, you got asthma. Remember you got asthma? I didn't get asthma. Stop it. You had a yard. I had a hard time breathing because I was going through some fertility situations. Or so you thought. Yeah. Or you think it was actually the vaccine?

Starting point is 00:45:08 Absolutely. Could've been the fat gout. With that nose it had to be the vaccine. Why? Because I should be able to breathe. I used to tell myself that. You know what's funny? When I would have a hard time breathing, I'd be like, for what?

Starting point is 00:45:16 Like. I'd just go, for what? That's crazy. Come on, man. My heart goes out to your nose, man. Yeah. That's double down bad. Yeah, come on man. My heart goes out to your nose man. That's double down bad. Yeah that's fine. My heart goes down, my heart goes out is just a bad thing.

Starting point is 00:45:34 That's gonna become a bad thing. Yeah I never should have gave us that. Oh no. See, he could do no wrong man. Who else got parted? His family got parted and then Trump parted and all January six people. Yeah, you gotta do that. I Mean he said he was going to so yeah, that's why he's gotta do it I do it optics wise you can't leave him in there if you said that they weren't doing anything wrong

Starting point is 00:45:54 But they said it was case by case and then he just was like now Yeah, initially he was like if you did like violent crime if you attacked a cop like we got to look at that Da da da and then now it looks like they're all good I mean they were doing it for him so he couldn't not but yeah, they should stay in jail son up officer died No, we care about his vaccine related. Yeah Yeah, well come on like some people actually did violent shit like not everybody should have I think they should all stay locked up I think actually I does the one thing I didn't push back on and when Trump was like when Iran tried to kill him. Are you a patriot or not, bro?

Starting point is 00:46:29 Do you want me to like them or not? No, Trump's America, bro. I'm trying to save my life because I said too many crazy things earlier. I gotta get back on a good side. Hey, I'm sure they'll like you. Hey, there's a way you can get them to like you. I'm Herschel Walker, man. I'm one of the cool ones.

Starting point is 00:46:46 It is very easy for the Republicans to like you, though. Yeah, you just got to tap dance. No, you know what I mean? Maybe they're way more accepting than Democrats. That is true. Like, all you need to do- They'll forgive you easier. Yeah, like, all you need to do- Democrats take forgive you easier. Yeah, like all you need to do.

Starting point is 00:47:05 Democrats take fucking blue hair weird bitches. We are accepting as fuck. But if they say one thing you don't like or if you say one thing about them blue hair weird bitches, fuck you, how dare you say that thing. So Elon said let H1B and they said, yo, get the fuck out and go back to Africa. This is gonna change.

Starting point is 00:47:20 Yeah, but that is fire. That's crazy. Tell it to a white person. Tell it to a white person. Tell it to him, it's fine. Cause you wanna say that very often, but that is fire. That's crazy. Telling him? Telling him is fire. You don't, because you want to say that very often, but you can't. And then you finally have that moment where you just say, yo, go back to fucking Africa. Yo. They can't just say everything, either.

Starting point is 00:47:34 Nah, we need to hear Elon with that. If he comes on the pod, we got to send his ass back to Africa. All right, but this is what I'm saying is that for so long, I think Republicans have had this kind of like victim or outsider mentality. So they've been made to feel like their views are absurd and like bigoted and racist or toxic or radioactive, right? So anybody who validates their views, they accept. And they're willing to overlook a lot of other fuck shit. Yeah, whereas Democrats have become like the norm, right?

Starting point is 00:48:09 And whatever they believed is what you should believe as a good person So the second you veer off from what they believe now, you're not a good person And now we're gonna finger wag and tell you how fucked up you are So you can make the argument that the Republicans are way more accepting. They're the ones Democrats are the ones pulling up old tweets. Oh, he said this thing. How dare he? No, people who hate fucking Trump now, they like Trump.

Starting point is 00:48:34 The Trump people are like, yes, what's up? Come on in. We love you. Great. Welcome. Yeah. Now it's a small. I'm not. I don't know if they're better people, but it's a smarter play. It's a much smarter play than no, you said said this thing we don't like, fuck you. You're not welcome. But now this is actually good for Democrats because they realize they don't have everybody anymore.

Starting point is 00:48:52 They're not the dominant cultural force. Yeah. So they got to sit down and be like, shit, we were ostracizing people. People left us. Man, we need to be a little bit more forgiving, a little bit more accepting. Now the Republicans are the dominant cultural force. They could be a little bit more discerning with who they accept.

Starting point is 00:49:07 They might go, now you can't just believe in one thing and get to ride with us. You better believe in all these things and get to ride with us. You saw they kicked out Vivek. So what do you think happened there? I think he tweeted that shit that really upset their far right wing fan base,

Starting point is 00:49:22 which was like, remember when everybody's upset about H1B? And he basically was like, that's y'all's fault. Americans teach our kids not to work hard. You've like, we're soft. He basically said Americans weren't exceptional. Yeah, we're soft. And the base turned on him.

Starting point is 00:49:33 Yeah. And I think that's when they were like, eesh, now we can't have this. Now this is very not- And he doesn't own X. So, we can lose that guy. But this is very not Trump-like. Because Trump usually rides hard for the people who've supported him.

Starting point is 00:49:49 Yeah, that's true. Oh, that's true. Like, it's very rare for him to exile somebody. I think I also heard one rumbling that him and Elon weren't. Elon was getting annoyed with him. And then Elon just won that. Get him out of here. So I heard a take. I don't know if he wants his.

Starting point is 00:50:03 But that was like, yo, stop showing me your heart, bro. He's like, it's gross. No, but they were not happy with that tweet. They were, if you'll notice Vivek stopped tweeting after that, he went radio silent. Oh, really? Yeah, I mean, just look back. We didn't see him tweeting a bunch of crazy shit.

Starting point is 00:50:18 We didn't see him blah, blah, blah. They were like, put a fucking, cut it out. I heard a take and this is, if he wants to say that it was his take, he's more than welcome to, but he thinks that Vivek was pushed out because Vivek actually wants to make change. So Vivek actually wants to make radical change.

Starting point is 00:50:40 Like when he came on the pod, the exact things that he was saying, I wanna slash 50% of the people working in the FBI or 50% of people working here and They believe that Elon doesn't really care that much about making change He cares more about Executing the tasks at hand that would benefit him so Vivek is and if you remember on the pod Vivek is a radical. Yeah, very.

Starting point is 00:51:05 Now, if you really truly believe in his philosophy, he's radically different than what the norm is right now, but you might think that that radical belief is the best possible thing for the country. And it's very like interesting, charming, and like exciting when you hear what he has to say. Yeah. But if he came in with that energy,

Starting point is 00:51:26 like yeah, we're actually gonna do it. We're gonna drain the swamp. We're gonna get rid of this bureaucracy. We're gonna remove the managerial class. And then some other people are like, well, we need some managerial class. We need some bureaucracy. Like, you can't totally remove it.

Starting point is 00:51:39 And he was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The only way we can do this is by removing it completely. It's a cancerous tumor. If you leave any in there, it just grows. So we gotta leave it all out. And then they go, but that's too risky. What if it doesn't work out? And he's like, I'm willing for it to not work out.

Starting point is 00:51:56 I'm willing to do that experiment. And they go, we can't risk the Republican Party failing because of your experiment. See you later. So maybe he has to prove it on a state level Maybe he has to go to Ohio and do that exact thing and prove that it works And then he can execute that at the federal level Isn't that the place when he was campaigning and there was like multiple people said I won't vote for him because he's brown. Yeah Brown or because he was a punja because he he's a Hindu. I think it was Hindu.

Starting point is 00:52:27 Same. Yeah, same. Well, I thought it was about believing in Jesus. Because the guy, they kept going like, well, do you believe Jesus is your Lord and Savior? He goes, I believe Jesus is a prophet or I believe he is a God or whatever, but I believe in many gods. And they were like, that's not good enough. So now you're going to go and try to run. You're not gonna win. And this is what's- Governor? You don't think he'll win governor of Ohio? I don't think he'll win governor. I don't think he could win fucking comptroller of Ohio.

Starting point is 00:52:50 No way. And I love Vivek. I'm the guy that thinks he's great and I was very romanticized by what he said, but Ohio's Ohio. They're not voting for that motherfucker. I don't care if you're in the liberal ass Columbus, you ain't winning nothing.

Starting point is 00:53:04 I think he can win, Ohio simply because if if he continues having support for Trump because Remember when 50 was on a pod and he was like listen Eminem and dr. Dre don't tour I'm the closest thing that they get to Experiencing Eminem and dr. Dre and he said that he felt like that helps him internationally when he's touring. Like all those people that are also Em fans and Dr. Dre fans, they get to almost experience that vicariously.

Starting point is 00:53:34 If Vivek stays incredibly close to the Trump campaign, incredibly close to Trump, and Trump is shouting him out, and he runs in Ohio, I believe the people of Ohio will be like, oh yeah, we're getting Trump. And I think they fuck with Trump. I wonder if the Trump people know that. And they're like, Hey, we're not going to like publicly kick you out. Just be quiet and go run for governor. And everything's cool. See how that goes. I think, I think that might be it. I hate that because his, he truly was about government efficiency.

Starting point is 00:54:00 If you have a department of government efficiency, that was the drum he beat the loudest. He was the number one guy for that. So kicking him out before the term even starts, I took away a lot of hope I had for cutting, because most of them are fucking useless, the government employees. And I know you act like that's not a thing, but y'all are fucking useless, you know it.

Starting point is 00:54:22 And we could cut like 70% of you and none of them none of us have families so to poor people you should be one of them you know what I mean like you both you and an unemployed person do the same amount of work they're probably what if they listen to this pod what if they're what if they're government employees they don't do shit they're probably, what if they listen to this pod? What if they're, what if they're? I know government employees, they don't do shit. They're not even gonna do, they're not even mad at this. I put out a clip yesterday of me saying my father-in-law don't do shit. He texted me saying it's hilarious.

Starting point is 00:54:53 He said, you're right in my case. He said in my case, but he knows it's every case. You just can't be honest. You ain't doing your taxes yet this year. Chill out. I paid my taxes. You ain't doing it yet. But even if I didn't, y'all wouldn't notice.

Starting point is 00:55:05 Lazy motherfuckers. All right, now. Randomly auditing. I'm gonna have to move away from this guy. Yeah. That's because he lies on his taxes. Audit him, bro. Audit him.

Starting point is 00:55:13 And I'm lying on his taxes, that's why he moving away, pussy. Allegedly, allegedly. A lot of allegedlys today. Yeah, no, this guy's wilding out right here. Who the fuck is this guy? I don't know. Bro. We are pretending government employees are useful.

Starting point is 00:55:26 Some. They are. Some of them. Some of them. Some of them. I agree. Some of them. Most of y'all are useless.

Starting point is 00:55:34 Some of y'all are not. Great. In the post office they work hard. Yeah. My boy John. They're Amazon employees. They're calling for Amazon. They could be doing jack shit right now.

Starting point is 00:55:42 No, the USPS. Delivering me coupons I don't need. They're in the snow. Fucking bills. Get out of here, I got auto-pay. So this guy's crazy. Find me a useful government employee. Yo, save your man, bro. I'm not saving your man, he's going, wow. All right.

Starting point is 00:55:59 It's always Schultz's. What I'm saying? Not a lot. Me and Vivek saying the same thing. Yes, you are. I can't be governor of Ohio. They got Vivek the fuck out of here. I don't want to be in no government position.

Starting point is 00:56:09 FBI? What about that guy? They stopped a lot of cases. Shut down the Hoover building on day one. Cash Patel, my guy. Because she talking that shit. Loved it. Do you think cash got Vivek out? No dude. No. We don't like wasting money as Indians.

Starting point is 00:56:26 Every Indian that comes in here is like, Where's all this money going? The fuck is this? It's guys calling. That is true. I'm afraid of you right now. Trump said he's going to release what's it called? JFK, MLK.

Starting point is 00:56:42 Let me save you real quick. Who killed JFK? Who do you think? Who do black people think did it? I just want, let's run back this government. Do I have to give you my heart again? I just want to run back this government thing real quick. Who do we think killed J.F.K.? I don't know. Who do we think killed Martin Luther King? I don't know. Are those government organizations? I just want to know, because either you're pro-black or you're not, so you just tell me real quick. But what are you trying to, I thought they did it efficiently. Are those government organizations? Yo. I just want to know, because either you're pro-black or you're not. So you just tell me real quick, where do you stand?

Starting point is 00:57:07 No, but what are you trying to do? I thought they did it efficiently. They turned up. God, damn, that hurt. They did get them, right? Like, it was pretty good. And then they covered it up to the point where it was pretty, like, nobody really knows.

Starting point is 00:57:19 I'm sure now that they know. This is back when there wasn't a managerial class. This is back when they were head of government officials. Honestly, was a hardworking government official. Honestly, I will say that. Two people. Two person job, the JFK thing. I got Jack, what's his name? And then Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey and we're good. Done and done.

Starting point is 00:57:36 Save money. Jesus Christ. Isn't there a conspiracy that was Jews that killed JFK? Never heard that. You think that's going gonna make things better? You think you're getting out of trouble? Never heard that before. No, but I thought you were saying that last on Patreon.

Starting point is 00:57:49 Tell us about it. No, I actually don't know. I actually don't know. Subscribe to Patreon. What happened today, yo? You paid your congestion price in the first place. Motherfucker came in and blamed Israel for congestion pricing. Nine dollars to come into the city?

Starting point is 00:57:57 It's 2025. They're the most congested. Y'all said it's Trump's America, shit has changed. You can say whatever you want, but I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don to come into the city? Yeah. It's 2025.

Starting point is 00:58:05 They're the most congested. Y'all said it's Trump's America, shit has changed. So hey. You can say whatever you want. Let's just shoot. You can say whatever you want, bro. You can say whatever you want. Let's just shoot.

Starting point is 00:58:15 You can say whatever you want, bro. That's a beautiful thing. I know, this is gonna be some crazy time. I'm waiting to see it. As long as everybody's saying whatever they want, if it's everybody just fucking bitching and crying, I'm just, we gotta do something. Yeah, that went back in 2024, that bitch shit.

Starting point is 00:58:31 Yeah. Trump officially said there's only two genders. The view is- Two sexes or two genders? Two genders. I think it's two genders. He said sexes and then uses gender within the text of it. Yo, here's my thing about that.

Starting point is 00:58:44 It's like, and people are like, oh, this is transphobic, it's like, but don't the trans just want to be two genders? Yeah. So he's not saying you can't be trans. You could be a trans man or a trans woman. Yeah, once you transition, you are that. You can't be the in-between shit.

Starting point is 00:59:02 Well, we are gender affirming. That's actually gender affirming, to be honest. Yeah, this is very progressive. Yeah. Very progressive. That's the most progressive policy if you thinkbetween shit. Well, we are gender affirming. That's actually gender affirming. Yes, very progressive Yeah, very progressive policy to think about it. Yeah, this is the clip you all see it. Yeah It will henceforth be the official policy of the United States government that there are only two genders male and female That's progressive though standing up Yeah, you gotta stand up for something that progressive. So then the trans women could participate in sports?

Starting point is 00:59:32 What other? Nah, those trans women are women, Al, you fucking bigot. Yeah. So they can... Why would they not? They're women. Oh, okay. No, no, they can't participate in sports.

Starting point is 00:59:43 Yeah, I thought we was gonna say that. Duncan with an Adams athlete. You know what I mean? Yeah, you can't participate in sports. But outside of that, they could be women. Oh, okay. They can't participate. Yeah, I thought we was gonna say yes. Duncan with an Adams athlete. You can't participate in this. But outside of that, they could be women. Oh yeah. We're on board with that. But the sport should chill, right? Yeah, obviously. Okay. I just want to make sure. I'm trying to feel how y'all getting real cocky. Tables are turning. I'm trying to think.

Starting point is 01:00:02 Yeah, I get it. Yes. Yeah. I don't know how you do the sports thing without, without also being like, I'm trying to think. Yeah, I get it, yes. Yeah, I don't know how you do the sports thing without also being like you're not a woman. Yo, it's just some people can't do things. Like some people got asthma. Some people can't do things? They really wanna play sports, people with asthma. They really wanna play,

Starting point is 01:00:14 and they look at people playing basketball, and they're like, I'd be really good at that. The asthma saved you. It might have saved you. The asthma might have saved them. But you gotta say, like, some people just can't do shit. You can't do everything you want to do. But that's the opposite though,

Starting point is 01:00:26 because the trans women are dominating, whereas the asm people are sucking. No, but they can't. What I'm saying is there's a rule and you're not allowed to. That's fair. And there's a rule you're not allowed to play in the NBA if you got a heart condition. Is that a rule?

Starting point is 01:00:39 Yeah, remember? Didn't they have somebody that's not in the NBA? Somebody had like a heart. I'm with you. I think I just aged. I think you're better than died. And that's why you didn't play. the NBA somebody had like a died and then there was like a college kid whatever they're like condition he played in the NBA they shouldn't allow that well now now isn't he moving around is he still with the main roster he's back in the gym that's why they moved him down because he had a heart condition that's that's his point

Starting point is 01:01:01 brony was dominating the g-le, but now he goes back and forth. Listen, it sucks. Everybody's snitching on James' Yo, you know what? When there's enough trans that they have their own league, they could do that. That's the same thing as women. Women probably wanted to play professional sports

Starting point is 01:01:13 for a hundred years. They were never allowed because they weren't good enough. Not even they weren't allowed. It was like, you're just not good enough. Then eventually they started their shit. So when there's enough trans, and it's interesting, then you'll have your own league. Until then, just play it as a hobby

Starting point is 01:01:30 I mean like we told women for decades play it as a hobby. You know, you like football play it as a hobby Then we made the lingerie league You could do that, you know Or coed league you do coed coed if that works. Yeah, make a translate you could go briefly you would. Or coed league, you do coed. Coed, if that works. Yeah. Make a trans league. You can do coed. Boxer brief league.

Starting point is 01:01:48 You would kill in coed. I don't know though. It's not you would kill. I don't know. I think you put me on a team, I wouldn't have much of a role, I wouldn't really do anything, and then you would cut me

Starting point is 01:01:57 because that's what you're supposed to do when somebody's just fucking wasting your resources. How did they even cut enough? Okay. I just, I don't know. What would you do with them, Al? You'd let them compete? No, how you putting that on me?

Starting point is 01:02:11 I'm just saying, you were posing the questions. I just wanted to know your answer. Because Yaa said that there's only two genders. Can they swim or not? So if it's just two genders, then- Can they swim or not? It depends. What if they cut the rudder?

Starting point is 01:02:21 Are they black or what? If they cut the rudder, are they allowed to compete with the women? It is funny. I don't know what that is. It is funny to take a really cut. The rudder is the thing that comes down on a sailboat to keep it from sliding around on the top of the water.

Starting point is 01:02:35 It's a dick joke. Yeah. Uh. Yo. Yo, learn to sail, bro, come on. Nah, we good. It is funny to really care about the trans shit though, because it's like, when have we ever cared

Starting point is 01:02:46 about women's sports? I don't give a fuck. That's the thing, it's not about, and I was saying this earlier, this kind of dawned on me recently. WNBA is just getting good. I didn't go to a game, I was late. But like, it's not about the trans thing specifically.

Starting point is 01:03:02 It's just the most egregious, it's the most egregious example of one party, or not even a whole party, but like a group of people in that party, not being willing to acknowledge something absurd. And it starts with things that aren't even that absurd, but you want them to acknowledge it. Like the Elon thing.

Starting point is 01:03:21 Oh no, that's super absurd. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's like a really absurd thing. I'm saying within like, let's say there's certain things that like Democrats were either defending or gaslighting by. Like I'm trying to give an example of like a more almost neutral one that you wanted them to go, ah, this is kind of weird. But then it's not really. Like that we kept adding genders?

Starting point is 01:03:37 We were talking about this yesterday. Like the drag queen thing, like reading books to kids? Even less than that. Like I'm trying to think, like the EV quotas? Or like voter ID laws? Yeah, here's an example. Like voter ID laws. You go like, hey, should we have people provide an ID

Starting point is 01:03:55 to go vote? And they're like, how could you do that? That's racist. You're like, what do you mean it's racist? Like you need an ID to go on a plane. Like why can't you need an ID to go to vote? I need an ID to go to the gym. I can't go lift weights up and down without an ID. You need an ID to go on a plane. Like, why can't you need an ID to go to the, I need an ID to go to the gym. I can't go lift weights up and down without an ID.

Starting point is 01:04:08 You need an ID to get vaccinated. You need an ID to get vaccinated, but you don't need an ID to vote for the person that's puttin' the fuckin' thing on my arm. That is a little absurd. But you say that, right? You go, hey, why can't you do it? And then they go, ah, it's racist,

Starting point is 01:04:22 these people don't really have IDs, it's racist. And the internal feeling is, I'm not racist, why are you calling me racist for asking like a pretty normal question, right? And then you go, I kind of get what they're saying, that like, you know, it's a disadvantage to certain people and they might not have the resources or the time to go do that.

Starting point is 01:04:37 It's still bullshit, but like, they kind of have a point. And then you keep on going up the ladder of more and more and more absurdity, right? You do like the drag queen brunch. And you're like, why are they? No, reading to kids. Drag queens brunch is a lie. Drag queens brunch is kind of a lie.

Starting point is 01:04:53 That's just sick as hell. The drag queens reading to the kids. You're like, why are drag queens reading to the kids? And they go, well, why can't they? These are artists. They're entertainers, it's beautiful. We bring entertainers all the time into school, like what's the difference between that?

Starting point is 01:05:07 You know, a drag queen and a ballerina, a drag queen and a gymnast, like they're just an entertainer, why are you making this a sexual thing? And you go, yeah, but like, it's still weird, but I kind of get what they're saying. And you just keep escalating that, and then the final boss Bowser is

Starting point is 01:05:29 Dudes that have chopped off their dicks Or have we're not even and then are competing against women in a sport and absolutely Dominating them and you're like, can you acknowledge that this is unfair and they go what are you a fucking big? And then so now becomes about trans when it's not even trans the issue isn't even about trans it's about one party gaslighting essentially and not willing to acknowledge the absurdity and if all the democrats start going doing is going i see why it might make some people uncomfortable to have a drag queen uh come and read to the kids especially if they're familiar with like drag culture, which is very like raunchy.

Starting point is 01:06:07 If they hired Andrew Schultz to go read to the kids, I'm sure there's some parents who beg, yeah, I like that comedian, but like he's kind of filthy and he says some edgy stuff. Why is he reading to the kids? Does he have like a child act that he does? If you hire, who's a clean comedian? Nate Bargatze. Nate Bargatze or Jim Gaffigan to read to kids,

Starting point is 01:06:26 nobody's, you let your six year old watch their comedy anyway, so it's not a big deal, right? So I think that's what it comes down to. And then of course. Oh getting gender reassignment surgery without telling the parents. The school being like, hey, we'll help you, you don't have to tell your parents.

Starting point is 01:06:42 It's like you have a kid that's 12 years old and be like, I need to be a, what the fuck is going on? Who's raising my kids? So it feels, and it's because the trans thing is the most egregious example of them gaslighting and not being willing to acknowledge the ridiculousness. It's just the most egregious one. We just talk about it nonstop,

Starting point is 01:07:00 but in reality, they're a placeholder. Nobody, most people don't really care about trans. And they might disagree with the lifestyle. That's a great take. But they probably disagree with gay marriage and these other things that they just ignore every single day. And by not acknowledging certain unfairnesses,

Starting point is 01:07:14 it makes it harder for trans people. Because now you make this like a huge hinge issue that now trans people have to be like, bro, I'm just trying to feel good in my body, da da da da. And they're like, well, what do you think about the athletes? You're like, bro, I don just trying to feel good in my body, da da da da. And they're like, but what do you think about the athletes? You're like, bro, I don't have anything to do with that.

Starting point is 01:07:26 Exactly. And it's more of a cultural issue, political cultural issue between parties and just a social issue amongst Americans than it is actually about trans. They're just the most absurd version of it. And you have to go to the most absurd version to prove your point.

Starting point is 01:07:45 And it still isn't working sometimes. That last one about the gender reassignment surgery for kids, it's like, that's even higher, right? We're going, okay, trans adults, you're like, okay, it's their body, they can do whatever they want. Like, yeah, they shouldn't compete against women, but like, you shouldn't, I'm not against you do what you want with your body.

Starting point is 01:08:02 And then they're like, all right, should kids be able to do it? Your kids, without telling. Without telling you, and you're like, oh, they certainly won't do that Like they certainly won't defend a kid not telling you that he's taking hormone blockers when he needs to ask me if he can Go to the museum on a school trip Yeah, like he needs my signature for him to take a sex ed class in school, but not to grow tits at 14 for him to take a sex ed class in school, but not to grow tits at 14. Like, you go, you suddenly will push back against this.

Starting point is 01:08:28 And they go, no, we have to protect these kids. You're like, okay, Trump is gonna be president forever. And then after enough time, if Republicans are the dominant culture force for a long time, the inverse will happen. Absolutely. Where the stuff is gonna happen, and people are like, oh, well, you gotta call this crazy.

Starting point is 01:08:42 You can't just kick everyone out. Yeah. They're like, no, I mean, no, call this crazy. Yeah. You can't just kick everyone out. Yeah. No, I mean, it's going to be the opposite where they the liberals made you feel racist and bigoted for any belief. And then Republicans are going to do any racist, bigoted thing. And you're like, well, that's crazy. You can ignore it. And you're like, no, it's just it's a Roman. That's a Roman sign. It's a salute from the pendulum. We're going to swing back. You're going to be very interested.

Starting point is 01:09:03 Oh, well, it will. And you're 100 percent right where it's like, yeah, when it comes to, it'll be like gun stuff. It already has happened with gun stuff. It's like, how many fucking school shootings do we have to have before gun owners go, okay, well maybe we gotta do something about this. And the reality is most gun owners go,

Starting point is 01:09:22 yeah, we should do something. We should have more checks. We shouldn't have situations where you can buy guns at like a fucking school fair or whatever it is. That thing that happens in the parking lot. So most... Yeah, most gun owners agree with background checks. Background checks.

Starting point is 01:09:36 Senators and, you know, law makers there because they get paid by NRA. And then they say it and then we feel gaslit. We're like, hold on, wait. You can acknowledge we gotta do something different. And they're getting paid by NRA. And then they say it and then we feel gaslit. We're like, oh, hold on, wait. You can acknowledge we gotta do something different and they're like, more guns. The teachers have guns. The students should have guns.

Starting point is 01:09:51 There should be guns. There should be drone guns in the classroom. What, what, what, what's going on here? Like how many shootings are there at the airport? There's like none. Oh yeah. There's like zero shootings at the airport. It's my dream to get in a fight at the airport

Starting point is 01:10:04 because then it's just fair. It's like, you're like zero shootings at the airport. It's my dream to get in a fight at the airport because then it's just Like you're not gonna pull a knife out to a man and a woman But yeah, it's like I Think those are the the situations that drive us crazy and really polarized people if I'm being honest Yeah, we talked about like the polarization all the time in politics, but that's where it comes from. It's just not acknowledging the absurdity. If you were around a school shooting,

Starting point is 01:10:32 your kid was affected by a school shooting, and you complained and someone was like, we need more guns in schools, you'd go, oh, they're evil. They'll never change. Their answer is more gun? I'm gonna be the biggest progressive left wing forever. Yeah. And then vice versa. All the people that consider themselves moderate, they call out the

Starting point is 01:10:50 left for doing crazy shit. I think in the event that that happens over the next four, eight, 12 years, also have the same responsibility to call out the crazy shit that happens when it shifts too far the other way. Well, that's, yeah, I mean, that's why, that's why, I mean, I thought they were very kind to ask me if I wanted to go to the inauguration, right? And I'm sure that that invitation would have been extended to all of us. And, but yeah, that's why I didn't wanna go. I was like, I'm a comedian first.

Starting point is 01:11:17 Like, I don't want to be a fan of a political group and then seemingly the optics of it support everything that they do. I understand it's like a fun event, and some people just went because it's a fun event. I get that. I've had friends even hit me up there like, listen, I don't care who,

Starting point is 01:11:35 I just wanted to be there for this moment. Not all the time that you get invited to inauguration. I get that, sure, sure, sure. But my feeling is like, the second people see me as one sided, there already are people that see me like I'm on one side. If I go to the inauguration, I'm definitely framed as right wing Trump guy. And then when I say something like I've said today about the Democrats and their philosophies

Starting point is 01:11:57 and their ideology that I think is like causing a little bit of distrust, people are just going to write it off as, oh, that's another Republican, just criticizing the Democrats. And vice versa. I'm gonna make fun of these motherfuckers for the next four years. So, I don't know, as a comedian, I feel like the perceived neutrality is really important. Otherwise, every joke angle is predictable.

Starting point is 01:12:20 It's the same criticism they say about like SNL. I think the less maybe so now, but like you could just predict the angle every single time, especially like even during COVID days. Like I know it. Like when Jimmy Kimmel goes out there, I know you're gonna cry about something. I know it, right?

Starting point is 01:12:35 Something really affected you and you're gonna cry. I know it. No, but that was just white dudes Met Gala. So they don't want it to be there. They want to get their picture and everything. I get it. I get it. That makes sense. It's just me personally, just as far as comedy goes,

Starting point is 01:12:50 I don't want you to frame me in any way because I always want to be able to surprise you. And I don't want the, I don't want Trump and them to have this expectation that I'm going to dick ride for four years. Like you didn't make fun of two. Yeah, some policies are good, some policies are bad. Exactly.

Starting point is 01:13:04 And you don't want to be beholden to have to sit on one, some policies are bad. Exactly. And you don't wanna be beholden to have to sit on one side or the other. No. But if you say some crazy shit, it's just satire and you shouldn't go after the person saying it. Shh. I agree, I agree. Unless it's after you, which would be very funny.

Starting point is 01:13:15 I would enjoy that a lot. Shut up. I think that would be very humorous. I'm sitting in your seat, so. You're gonna be like, I got a guy in the middle of the town. That's it. I ain't gonna say that much.

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Starting point is 01:16:18 He announced that he was issuing executive order to extend the time before tick-tocks law would take effect in executive order to extend the time before TikTok's law would take effect. Tick tock, tick tock. God bless. This is an interesting one, the TikTok situation, because it seems like it should be so easily replaceable. Like it seems like I should go onto Reels and it should just have a little button

Starting point is 01:16:40 and it's like whatever kind of TikTok sounding word. And then was it? Tick-cock. It tick-cocked. And it's just like, that's, that's it right there. We got it. Like how the fuck is, but how is TikTok's algorithm so much better? China's AI I think is way ahead of ours.

Starting point is 01:17:02 Is that? That's, that's what, that's what this leads me to believe. We can't even replicate the fucking social media app. That's what scares me about China more than anything We cannot our American AI with as much innovation as we have cannot touch this. I thought we control AI Yeah, I thought we're like way beyond then why can we not get this algorithm? I have no idea I don't even know work at tip talker like we don't have any fucking clue how this algorithm works It might not even be AI. I wonder if it's just a Chinese dude

Starting point is 01:17:27 that just shows you shit you like. You know what I mean? Like I wonder if they have the manpower to have one guy for every person and they just show you, they're like, yo, Shultz loves this shit right here, bro. Show him a guy doing a funny thing. There is enough of them.

Starting point is 01:17:37 That's what I'm saying. Like it's beyond AI. Yeah, I just, I don't know. It's funny. Cause it's like, I was not upset that it was going away because it's the one that I still don't know how to use. I was just being a hater and that is like, but I think this was like Trump's play for a while.

Starting point is 01:17:58 Like he already knew he was going to bring it back because it's like when it came back, the message was, oh, we work with Trump to bring. He just wanted a nice little slam dunk for the nomination. Oh, 100%. He gets the slam dunk. It is peculiar though. But liberals handed him that. Yeah, but he wanted it at first.

Starting point is 01:18:13 Yeah, it's just like, I don't know the- What did he know it was the last four years? Yeah, he wanted it at first. And it would seem that the more patriotic position is to remove the Chinese spyware from your citizens' phones. That's the more patriotic position is to remove the Chinese spyware from your citizens phones. That's the more patriotic position. But somehow his supporters who in a more traditional sense you would argue are more patriotic than the Dems are saying, hey, this is awesome.

Starting point is 01:18:43 You're keeping it. I'm just so confused by this. You go, freedom speech. I actually talked to- But it's not free speech, it's free, steal all of our data and give it to the ops. The weirdest thing is when it was going away and then everybody was downloading the red something.

Starting point is 01:18:55 Yeah, red note. They were going even crazier. Yeah, they're like, here's my shit. Maybe they're like, listen, we need to keep TikTok before they just give everything to China. Yeah. So I talked to the congressman, Rohith Khanna, did a petition to keep TikTok before they just give everything to China. Yeah. So I talked to the congressman Rohit Khanda did a petition to save TikTok.

Starting point is 01:19:08 Yo, you bought, bro. Actually, he's a Democrat. I ain't saying by which side. He's like a Bernie type Democrat. But he was saying, I just thought it was overreach where, like, there were much more narrow solutions. You could just pass a petition like, hey, you guys can keep TikTok here, but our data can't go to you. Or for example, that's what they say now. But yeah. So like,

Starting point is 01:19:28 he's like, there was much more solutions. And then he goes, I can't help but notice the timing. Once Israel Palestine starts really popping up and TikTok seemingly has a lot more pro-Palestine people, all of a sudden Congress is bringing back this Trump thing that was kind of dead before. Hey, we need now. Tick tock is a problem. We need to get it out of here. And he goes, the timing to me was just, I thought it was suppressing freedom of speech. It was too suspicious. Now another way to look at that fire take is you were saying that Tick tock on the,

Starting point is 01:19:57 on the app, there's way more pro Palestinian perspective. Yeah. Right. It seems. Yeah. I agree with you. Yeah. Another way to look at that is if China wants to sow political unrest in America,

Starting point is 01:20:10 it bolsters the opinion that is not shared that much on the mainstream media. Or it's shared by the government at large. Like if the government is supporting Israel and they go, oh, let's just do the thing the government isn't supporting. Exactly, cause we want to convince people that the government is against their interests.

Starting point is 01:20:28 And now you just have infighting in America, especially at a time where there's a complete distress of the government. There's this distress of mainstream media, pharmaceutical companies, prison, everything. There's distress. So you can sow that. And that's why it's dangerous to have an app that's that powerful. Aren't there so many issues? Every social media app has divided us on every issue. It doesn't matter every George Floyd, whatever, every fucking issue, all social media does is divide us. Facebook, X, whatever. This election, we are divided all of a sudden on this one. Now this is where America is going to really tear itself apart.

Starting point is 01:21:03 But it's not just this one. I think Twitch you saw it as well. Look it could be what your guy is saying, there is also a possibility it could be something else. And the reason why they suggest it is because that's probably exactly what we do in every other country. No I don't. You know what I mean? Like if I'm America and the Ops got Facebook, you go get some pro-American shit in that Facebook.

Starting point is 01:21:26 And it might not be American flags looking crazy, it just might be cool videos where people in America are good looking, they're driving awesome cars, and they're enjoying their free- Or there's a civil war in a country that we're beefing with, and you can stoke one side or the other. It's a dangerous-

Starting point is 01:21:41 The difference with US companies is that we can bring them in front of Congress. And like we can bring them in front of Congress. And like we can bring them in front of Congress and be like, yo, what are you doing? Show us your files. We're subpoenaing all your back end shit. We can't do that to the ducks. We did bring them in front of Congress.

Starting point is 01:21:53 We can't take ZZ Ping and bring him in front of Congress. We can put his lemming there and he's just going to be like, I don't know what you're talking about. And they'll kill that motherfucker. They'll kill the guy who owns it. China don't give a fuck. They brought the billionaire dude that owns it into a basement for two weeks.

Starting point is 01:22:07 But like, is it the- Remember, they just, he just went ghost for like two months. Like one of the most powerful human beings on the planet. But with your theory- Jack Ma. That was still Alibaba, I think. With your theory, is it chicken or the egg?

Starting point is 01:22:17 Because it's like, a lot of young people were pro-Palestinian and we saw that live out. Like we saw that in colleges, we saw that on the streets and protests and all that shit. So is it China trying to push this message and it's convincing young people to be pro-Palestinian or they really were pro-Palestinian? I think it's chicken.

Starting point is 01:22:36 So there you go. No, no, no, I actually mean that seriously. I knew you would say chicken. I mean that seriously as chicken, meaning I think young people were pro-Palestinian. A lot of these kids on college campuses were pro-Palestinian. I think you saw these views in, I think in like intellectual discourse a lot.

Starting point is 01:22:56 And I think that matriculated onto social media apps. And then if I'm China and I saw any unrest in a country that I'm somewhat opposed to, push the gas on it. Push the gas on it. So it's not like they're making up something. Gotcha. But they're putting the gas on it.

Starting point is 01:23:11 Gas on it, yeah. And they might not at all, but they could. And it's like, it's almost like, would you want China to have the codes to like any door in your castle? It's like, you're like, yeah, they only got the codes to one door. It's like, I don't want them to have it to any. And the fact that we have no social media in China

Starting point is 01:23:31 lets us know that they don't want us to have the codes to nothing at all. And then add a layer to it, for sure, Meta and Zuckerberg and every other social media owner in class is putting pressure on the government to be like, yo, just take that shit out of here. Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Why do I gotta compete with this shit?

Starting point is 01:23:48 I'm a little curious if Zuckerberg's like super hard, right pivot is trying to cozy up to Trump more and more and help him be like, you know, maybe we get this fucking. Bro, you build a business that big. You're a government employee now. That's a utility. Amazon is a utility. Google's a utility. Facebook or Meadow, whatever it is, is a utility. You work for the government, right? The government's gonna call you.

Starting point is 01:24:11 That's the only person who can tell you what to do. You're not like Equinox. You don't own a business that you've franchised and you kinda do whatever you want with it. It's like the way that your business works affects elections, it affects ideology, and you will get calls from the president about that shit. So he better cozy up.

Starting point is 01:24:28 So is this Trump giving in to the will of the people? Because you know Zuck and you know Elon would want TikTok gone. I'll tell you one thing. The only people who wants TikTok is the people. Trump is a mirror to the will of the people. And that is why he is so effective. His strategy from early on was recognizing sentiments

Starting point is 01:24:50 from the people that were just not politically recognized at all. He is a mirror. So if they feel something, he feels it. And I think that's his natural way of being. I don't think he's like this stubborn guy that only feels one way and then rides it like he was a Democrat.

Starting point is 01:25:04 Yeah, he could just swing.. Now he's a Republican. He's more of like a mirror to their will and their sentiment. Now he doesn't feel, I imagine, that the super progressive left-wing philosophy is real. Like I don't think that he believes that people actually feel that way. Does that make sense? I think he's like, all right, some fringe groups do, but I don't know if that's like

Starting point is 01:25:28 what the American people feel. And I think, yeah, I think he's just really good at that. Like Bernie is just authentically himself. When it wasn't popular, he felt this way. Now that it is popular, he feels this way. The pendulum could swing away, he'll still feel that way. And sometimes these like authentically driven human beings meet a cultural necessity.

Starting point is 01:25:50 And then you can become these superstars or whatever it is. Apparently, TikTok CEO went to Trump's inauguration. Yeah, he was there. Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah. He told her.

Starting point is 01:26:03 Kind of indicating like, yo, I'm down. I'm down to work. And Trump is offering like a 50-50 deal. They also thank Trump in the thank you message. Yeah, on TikTok. Yo, low key. You sign back on. Go, go, go, go. It's something like, thanks to President Trump's efforts,

Starting point is 01:26:16 we're gonna keep TikTok alive and try to find a solution. Keep it alive. Like, I like American competition. Like, yo, Zuck, beat this shit. Yeah, that is where it seems a little anti-American is. Hey, here's the best guy, let's stomp him out. And that is the number one thing these uber rich guys always talk about, the thing that makes America great

Starting point is 01:26:32 is free enterprise. Yeah, free marketing. You think you're, you want me to take me down, build a better product. They build a better product and now you have a problem with it. And I think China's fire is a convenient thing to put on it. Now, I'm totally cool.

Starting point is 01:26:46 One I have more confidence than China in our culture. Like I'm okay with them sharing it. Like let's say there was more like Chinese shit on TikTok. I'm like run it. Let's go. Great. We like it. Like I think our culture is cooler, so we're going to win if there's fair exchange.

Starting point is 01:27:00 But I'm totally cool with China makes tons of money off of it. Create something cool for the world, profit off it. That's great. It is a concern about the data transfer. So if we found out 100% for certain that the data never left America and it was completely closed in, but they were still able to profit from the business,

Starting point is 01:27:22 make all that money, dude. You made something great. We buy Chinese products all the fucking time. We're wearing China right now. So we're not against Chinese shit, we're just against the idea that they could influence our culture in a way that was advantageous to them. Yeah, and I think you've said this before,

Starting point is 01:27:36 you give us one, we give you one, that's it. Yo, that's the most famous shit. Just give us one social media app and then. Take Black Planet. Yo, Black Planet used to be fire. What was Black Planet like?. Take Black Planet. Take Black Planet. Yo, Black Planet used to be fire. What was Black Planet like? It was Black Planet. But like, it was just like MySpace for black people?

Starting point is 01:27:51 Yeah. And then there was the Spanish one, Mi Gente. Yeah. Oh man, good old days. And it was black only, you couldn't get on there if you're white. I got a fucking threesome off of Black Planet. That shit was nice.

Starting point is 01:28:02 So they let white women on. What? What? I was trying to send out a black planet. That shit was nice. So they let white women on. Wow. I was trying to say that. But to your point, that's what this guy kind of was saying about like, yeah, there's solutions. I'm not saying it's perfect, but it does seem like a very odd, overreached solution to be like, ban it. It's out of here. Whereas you could be like, no, make them take one of ours.

Starting point is 01:28:23 Fine, the data can't leave, there's solution. And I do think Trump will find that solution. Yeah, I mean like. The fact that dude is at the inauguration, he's definitely kissing the ring and he's gonna work with him. Bro, he's gonna, this is, we spoke to him, the one takeaway I had from our conversation is he just likes making deals.

Starting point is 01:28:39 He loves negotiating. He loves negotiating. He don't like none of this other shit. He likes negotiating and he likes entertaining. He likes talking in front of people. He has some fun with the attention. But he likes winning the deals. And like, I mean, if you even wanted, people respect him more than Biden.

Starting point is 01:28:53 Like the deal that Israel and Hamas got is the same deal that Biden administration offered them. You know that, right? It's the exact same deal. There's one difference in that Trump called up Netanyahu. Oh, that's impressive. And he said, do what you're told, boy. And he did it.

Starting point is 01:29:12 He said, do what you're told, boy. And he did it. Simple as that. He goes, you get no more weapons, you get no more nothing. I told you I want the war over and it's over. Simple as that. I think it's a double win. That was them working together, bro. Who was that?

Starting point is 01:29:24 I would say part Biden win, but That was them working together, bro. Who was that? I would say part of Biden win, but definitely Trump pushed it over the line. Like it couldn't have happened without Trump, but Biden, they were working on that deal for a long time. They just don't wanna give him no credit to Biden. That is adorable. What you're doing is absolutely adorable. This guy, he's going out bad, man.

Starting point is 01:29:44 Let me tell you something. Like all they care about is legacy. Democrats this guy, he's going out bad, man. Let me tell you something. All they care about is legacy, and he's going out so bad. Democrats deserve to go out bad. Biden's legacy is his last debate. You go out bad. Kamala's legacy is you got your ass beat. You go out bad.

Starting point is 01:29:57 This is what Biden said his key regret for his presidency was. Walking in the sand. No, riding a bike. Not taking more credit for his accomplishments. See? Talk that shit about it. His key regret.

Starting point is 01:30:10 I don't know what you did, but talk that shit. Not taking credit. See, everybody want to be Trump, yo. Everybody want to be Trump. If Trump had never existed, a president would never say anything like that. Absolutely. I'll give it to you. Absolutely.

Starting point is 01:30:23 You're a public servant, bro. You're here to serve. You're a public servant, bro. You're president's didn't fucking show both like that. He never did Obamacare. I mean. Also, do you want to see it? To be honest with you, Obamacare, I think that was one of the smartest things for Obama's legacy. I know there are a lot of people who hate it. Republicans use it as like, you know, like a leverage tool to show how horrible he is.

Starting point is 01:30:44 And there are a lot of people who just say Obamacare's bad that like aren't even signed up to Obamacare. They have no fucking clue what it is. They also have seemingly no empathy to all the people with preexisting conditions that were helped. I was speaking to this dude. So many people are on Obamacare right now. It's the affordable care.

Starting point is 01:30:59 Did I say it on this pod, this story? I forget. It was brilliant. But like I met this dude who Did I say that on this pod, this story? I forget, it was brilliant. But like I met this dude who intimately involved in the Republican campaign. And we were hanging out, he's a nice guy. He goes, he's like, ah, listen, I'm Republican,

Starting point is 01:31:15 my dad was a coal miner in Ohio, like, you know. And he goes, to this day, if anybody says anything bad about Barack Obama, he'll punch your teeth right out of your face. I don't know why. He goes, my dad had pre-existing conditions. He's, you Obama, he'll punch your teeth right out of your face. I don't know why. He goes, my dad had pre-existing conditions. He's getting bounced around from insurance to insurance,

Starting point is 01:31:29 hospital's not taking him, like he was gonna die. My dad's alive because of Barack Obama. So you can't say anything bad about Barack Obama. And I think that's the thing that Republicans miss about the Affordable Care Act or the Obama Act is those Bernie constituents, those Republicans that kind of gravitated towards Bernie and his messaging. Remember when Bernie was really popping and those working class Republicans that are put into like really fucking shitty positions where they have a

Starting point is 01:31:56 lot of health issues because of the jobs that they're doing. Their lives were saved by that Affordable Care Act and Obamacare. So when you just yell out Obamacare is crushing America, and I say, is it crushing America or is it saving hardworking Americans that you pretend to care about and love? Because you wanna care about them all the time but we gotta help these people and then when they're like,

Starting point is 01:32:15 yo, my lung cancer needs to be treated. Obamacare is doing that. And they're like, oh, don't worry about that. Exactly, you know it was favorable by both sides. Trump tried to undo it like 20 times. And nobody, nobody. They couldn't undo the shit because he're like, oh, don't worry about that. Exactly. You know it was favorable by both sides. Trump tried to undo it like 20 times. And nobody could undo it. They couldn't undo it because he was like, yeah, no, it's too popular. And I don't know if that's Barack's fault or it's the health care system's fault and

Starting point is 01:32:36 the insurance companies gouging the American people. I think it's very convenient. And again, I don't know enough. So somebody could be like, yo, Schultz, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. You're right. But my suspicion Yeah But my suspicion is that like it's a very easy political win to just blame it on Barack Yeah, because the insurance companies have fucked everything health care is broken and it's called Obamacare

Starting point is 01:32:55 That guy's a problem But you also could say Whoever is in power for the last hundred years has let health insurance get to this point and the cost of medical care get to This point where they can just fuck us at every turn and we just deal with it. But what's so interesting is like those same exact people are upset with the pharmaceutical companies they're upset with the healthcare industry. So it's like Barack Obama's bad for trying to make sure everybody got healthcare but also the healthcare companies are bad like Barack Obama made it expensive but also the healthcare companies are bad. Like, Barack Obama made it expensive,

Starting point is 01:33:26 but also the healthcare companies are gouging. To me, I see some inconsistencies there. It's opposing sides trying to shift blame. Exactly, yeah. That's what all this is. And it's the insurance fault. And it's pharmaceutical companies' fault. And I think both sides have let them just run amok.

Starting point is 01:33:40 I would like to talk to an insurance, I would like to talk to like an insurance expert and just have them sit here and break down like how insurance companies gouge. There's probably a position that they're arguing from too, which is, where we just shoot them. No, no, no, no, no, no, but like, I'm sure they have some argument. I don't know. No, but like, I'm sure they have some argument.

Starting point is 01:34:06 I don't know what exactly it is. Pharmaceutical companies, medical care, like the cost of an MRI to the hospital is like, or an MRI machine is like astronomical. The cost of all these things is so inflated. And so it just, yeah, everybody's just being greedy at the top. And then we're kind of having to suffer the consequences. And then every time we're like, alright, we should just do national health care You see some video pop up of like a line of

Starting point is 01:34:30 3,000 people in Canada trying to get their foot checked out and they're like they told me my next appointment Is eight months from now. I talked to Canadians. They don't love their health care Yeah I got a friend whose knee is fucked because it was like an unqualified doctor doing the surgery blah blah blah whatever red tape Yeah, and his knees just fucked Canada's tricky because a lot of those places you can't get a private Opinion they don't even have it as an option Yeah a lot of them like a lot of depending on your specific thing like if you have a back issue you might not be able to

Starting point is 01:34:58 Go to a Private person and pay out of pocket. They say you have to go through the system. We wouldn't have that problem Canadians are too nice Americans we wait that long, we gonna start yelling. We're not gonna be nice about it. I'm telling you. I just wonder if you can do both, like public school, private school. Yeah, I think that's like- In Europe, you have that.

Starting point is 01:35:15 Yeah. So they have the public system, and then if you have enough money, you can do private system. This is two out of every three Canadians have private health insurance right here. Oh really? Yeah. I think they do that in Canada.

Starting point is 01:35:25 Peter Atiya told me that bro. This feeling's no fact. Let's get back to our roots. Nah, but we need like an AOC or a Bernie to just explain that shit. Yeah. We need Luigi Mangione though. I don't even want AOC or Bernie. I want someone that's inside the medical apparatus.

Starting point is 01:35:45 I want them to speak. They're gonna be like tainted. Good. Get an ex, get a, Andrew Bustamante for the health insurance companies. Yeah. He left, now he ready to talk that shit with she. Yeah, but like I wanna hear their argument.

Starting point is 01:35:58 They have to have an argument besides, hey, we trying to make as much money as possible, we don't care if y'all die. That might be part of it, but there has to be some other argument. Otherwise, everybody that works in healthcare is enabling it. It's kinda fucked up.

Starting point is 01:36:13 Yeah, so you gotta work within the system. Like, yeah. All right, I mean, how? I know it's slippery, but I'm just saying it's like, hey. I mean, that's the, my heart goes out to you. All of it. I know, I know, I know, that's the, my heart goes out to you. All of it. No, no, no.

Starting point is 01:36:26 That's the little my heart goes out to you. So you're saying all health professionals should just be like, we're just not gonna treat anybody. Not all health professionals, but the people that are working for the insurance agencies and continuing to like propagate this business structure. Oh, I agree with it. But again, I don't know enough to say,

Starting point is 01:36:42 but maybe if it was- People gotta die. But maybe if it was presented like that, it'd be harder to accept a job in that way. Maybe if that's how Americans felt about you, you'd be less willing to accept that position. Right now we kind of, I think there's been a bunch of movies that came out that make working on Wall Street look really cool and like owning a hedge fund look really badass and cool and Wild West like, and you're trying to stop,

Starting point is 01:37:11 you're just trying to circumnavigate the governments and they're trying to shut you down and they almost look like, what's it called, anti-heroes in a way. Yeah, but they all usually end pretty bad. Yeah, yeah, but maybe if the movies we watched growing up position them as like greedy pigs that don't really offer anything to society at all,

Starting point is 01:37:32 and they're just making money by moving money around, maybe less people would be inclined to do those jobs. Maybe because they'd be like, ah, there's kind of like shame put on this and being that. Now, I know there's a lot of money, but those people can make money doing other things. Like there's way more money in tech than there is in working on Wall Street.

Starting point is 01:37:48 Like, being a doctor, right, I imagine culturally, like, especially from everything Akash told me, there's this great cultural reward that comes from it. Like, there's honor in the community. Beyond money. It means more. Yeah. And you can own a hedge fund,

Starting point is 01:38:03 you can make all these money, but I imagine within your community. The admiration is toward the doctor. So I wonder if we switched that reward system. I can be saying, but being an engineer or a coder is a little bit harder than gambling on Wall Street. It's way harder. That's what I'm saying.

Starting point is 01:38:18 So it's like, yeah. Oh, that's a good point. Are you making the argument? Some people just can't do the good thing and they're like, hey, I can talk my shit. I can be a salesman. There's more money in tech, but there's more money for an average guy in Wall Street.

Starting point is 01:38:30 Like when I think of Wall Street, I think of like some handsome, tall white guy with the fucking Patrick Bateman hair, right? Dining out at the nicest restaurants, sleeping with tons of girls, buying bottles at the clubs. If you're a young, ambitious guy, that seems pretty cool. When I think of doctors, I think of a guy with blood all over his fucking shirt,

Starting point is 01:38:51 working endless hours at the ER. 12 years of school. The incentive structure isn't there. Like I don't even see doctors with bitches like that. No, they get bitches. Doctors get bitches. Of course, but like, it's almost like it would be uncouth if you had a fuck boy doctor, you're like,

Starting point is 01:39:06 I don't trust that motherfucker with my heart. I know a fuckboy doctor. Yeah, I know plenty. I don't trust that motherfucker no more. We know the guy, we kept seeing him at parties where people were doing molly, and I'm like, you got a surgeon tomorrow? Surgeon, right?

Starting point is 01:39:17 He's a surgeon. Surgeons are fuckboys. Yeah, they're known as fuckboys. Is there like a risk tolerance thing? It's gotta be like fucking It's just like the jocks apparently. Bicamentality, like. That's the stereotype is, I learned this from fucking scrubs and it turned out to be true. The stereotype of surgeons is they're like the jocks. They're like kind of like the meathead

Starting point is 01:39:33 doctors but they still really smart got their shit done. The guys that go party and then still get an A on the test. Surgeons. And I wonder if they're willing to accept a little bit more risk. Like they like the gambling because people die when you're a surgeon. Whereas if they're willing to accept a little bit more risk. Like they like the gambling because people die when you're a surgeon. Whereas if you're gonna be like a dermatologist or something like that, it's probably less risk. Yeah, it's also less cool. You tell people you're a heart surgeon.

Starting point is 01:39:56 They're like, yo. Bro, bitches go crazy for that. Yeah. Dweat. Ben Carson wrote 10 books about it, bro. Just killing twins, bro. That's fire. Who's the guy we had on?

Starting point is 01:40:08 Billy Carson. This guy. Different guy. What? Trump's America, man. Let me tell you something. Billy Carson is black people's rogue and no bullshit. The amount of non-white people that have come up to me

Starting point is 01:40:22 since that episode came out, they're like, yo, he's spittin', though, be honest. Like, some of that shit is true. Yeah, but Wes Huff. Rogan said some of it's true. Say again? Rogan said some of it's true. That's why we love Rogan.

Starting point is 01:40:33 He puts us on to all the cool shit that we didn't know was true or not. But Wes Huff shut it down. You saw that? Wes Huff and Billy had a debate. Yeah, we need to have Wes Huff on. Yeah. Because he actually read the Bible.

Starting point is 01:40:43 Yeah. He didn't read the Bible. Yeah. He didn't read the Emerald Tablets of Toth. It never existed anyway. Why you ain't shoot down on Billy Carson's shit when he was right here? Because I don't know what the hell he's talking about. I was like, Mark.

Starting point is 01:40:53 Because you read the Bible. He said he saw aliens. I believed him. You read the Bible. You should have shot something. You don't think Mark really read the Bible, dude. Rob Cather, you just hear it in church. You're like, y'all remember that.

Starting point is 01:41:03 You hear that shit in another language. He was homeschooled. They ain't learned nothing but the Bible. Rom Catholic, you just hear it in church and you're like, y'all remember that? You hear that shit in another language. He was homeschooled. They ain't learned nothing but the Bible. His mom spoke to him in Latin until he was six years old. Every morning. I learned why Martin Luther was a heretic and that's basically it. Homeschooling, we weren't doing a ton of Bible Bible. They were learning about coffee. We stopped before the junior.

Starting point is 01:41:23 That was good. Yeah, we learned homeopathy, okay. We didn't really get too into the weeds of Leviticus and this Jew stuff. You know, you don't read all that. All right. Yeah. Have you guys read the Bible?

Starting point is 01:41:33 No. Bible in a year, big podcast. You can start it right now. I started doing that shit. Like I went to that. I tried, yo. That's a slow one. It's tough. There's a lot of big words.

Starting point is 01:41:43 You could tell there wasn't much competition in the literature world when that thing came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? You go to the library, it's like one book. Now we got Harry Potter. Son. There's a lot of options.

Starting point is 01:41:56 Yeah, when I was doing communion, they didn't even give us the regular Bible. They was giving us shit with pictures in it. I like that. Picture Bible's fire. You got the Disney menu. You got the Disney menu. The new international version of the Bible, way easier to read. Yeah, yeah. I like that. Picture Bible fire. You got the Disney menu. New international version of the Bible, way easier to read. I like that. That King James, I don't know what he's

Starting point is 01:42:10 talking about. How are you going to keep a bunch of eight years old fucking occupied with the actual Bible? There's some fat in there. There's some books where you're like, oh my God. Every story someone tells me from the Bible, I'm like, this is the most interesting story I've ever heard in my life. And then you start to read it and you're like, holy moly. Yeah. Thou hath a lot. You know, what does thou have? You have? Yeah. Yeah. I think we just need to ebonics the Bible. New international version. The pigeon Bible. That's modern English. The new international version of the Bible. That's the Trump shit from China? I read that, that shit made sense. Huh? That's the Trump version from China? No, no, no, that's probably his own Bible.

Starting point is 01:42:45 That's a Donald Trump Bible. Donald Trump swore on a takeout menu? Is that what you're saying right now? There's no way Donald swore himself into office. He took the oath on the beef and broccoli menu. Bro, did I show you this? I think I showed you this. I love it.

Starting point is 01:43:04 Hawaiian pigeon, bro, they got it. This is the Bible everyone needs to be reading. John 3, 16. Hey brother Godwin, give me so plenty of love that loha for the people, for the people, people inside the world. Oh, that's why I like this one. That he won't send me as one and only boy

Starting point is 01:43:19 so that everyone don't trust me, don't get cut off from God, but get that real kind knife, stay out the max forever. Now we need Wesley Huff here to just give us the fire stories. Tell us why that shit is 100% true. Yes, and don't fact check at all. Oh, you don't believe in your shit?

Starting point is 01:43:36 Nah, you just don't wanna get in the weeds. Well, technically this translation. Yo, shaky, bro, you're shaking. It's just fun to run with it. You're shaking your faith. That's why you can't fact check Billy Carson, bro. Nah, you shaking. You gotta just let it ride.

Starting point is 01:43:47 That is the thing, though. Faith is not about facts, it's about faith. So he's kinda got a point there. Faith no facts, bro, faith no facts. You know what I have faith in? We booted. Christians make the most fun people. Of all the religions, Christians by far are the most fun.

Starting point is 01:44:03 They got the black people, so that's big. But they weren't traditional. Mexicans, bro. Mexicans are Catholics. Italians are Catholics. Christians by far are the most fun. They got the black people, so that's big. But they weren't traditional. Bro, Mexicans, bro. Mexicans are Catholics, Italians are Catholics, the French are Catholics, the Irish are Catholics. The most fun, there's something about the Bible, I don't know what it is,

Starting point is 01:44:15 but there's something about the Bible. The fact that nobody follows it. Maybe if they don't read it. Jews read their shit, Muslims read their shit, and Christians are like, Christmas is far. And whatever that is, it makes the most, there's like enough of a separation where you could just have fun.

Starting point is 01:44:30 Cause if you wanna have fun, like fun fun, you're not going to a devout Muslim country. You're not going to fucking Hasidic Williamsburg. Like you don't want- I'll tell you exactly what it is. Go. You get forgiven for all your sins. No matter what the fuck you do, believe in God

Starting point is 01:44:45 and forgive me for this fuck shit I'm about to do. You're still going to heaven. I think we need that. People need to have fun. It does make earth more fun. Listen, Marab, the guy who fought in the UFC, Marab and the guy who fought Khabib's brother, they're the same in the face really. Do you know what I mean? I think ethnically they're kind of the same. One bus stop away, but it's pretty sick. And one is Christian and the other one is Muslim. Marab is in the ring doing dances.

Starting point is 01:45:16 He's looking out into, he's having fun. The other guy is, he's locked in. He's fucking taking this shit now. He was getting his ass kicked, but he's still taking that shit very seriously. I'm there's something about Christianity that it extracts the fun, man. It just is fun because he's risen, bro. Jesus is in heaven. He's going to come get us. He's going to snatch us up. Yeah, you just got to chill.

Starting point is 01:45:36 But what happens in Islam? Does that not happen? They go to heaven too. I think it's harder to get in. I think it's stricter requirements. Islam like the Ivy League. Christianity like Community College. But if you want to have fun, you're not going to fucking Dartmouth. It's true. Community College. So, shout out. But for real, we got to shout out Christians for creating fun. Yeah. Yeah. Before Christians, I don't know if fun existed. It's a lot of rules to be in Jewish. creating fun. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Before Christians, I don't know if fun existed.

Starting point is 01:46:06 It's a lot of rules to be in Jewish. Yeah. It's a lot of rules. The lights can't be on. This fucking fish has a shell on it and you can't eat it. Yeah. Pagans. They were fun.

Starting point is 01:46:19 Romans, is that the thing? You know what? Pagans were fun. Too much fun. Too much fun. They need to reign in a little bit. He would say the gay motherfuckers. Nah, but he would.

Starting point is 01:46:28 He would say the gay motherfuckers. Yo, cause the Spartans were like 300 people, but they were like the Muslims or the Greeks, and they had 300. They almost took out everybody. You just needed 300 discipline. You needed 300 dudes not buff fucking every two seconds of the day,

Starting point is 01:46:44 and you could actually get some shit done. Yeah, that's all it takes. Wow. So Christians kind of brought it in. They brought it in. They're like, hey, we can still have fun, drink a little, but just like, don't kill people all the time. Bro, can I ask you a question?

Starting point is 01:46:54 Do you think all like the Greek- Unless it's for God. Yeah, for God we can do it, but do you think all like the Greek math, like the A squared plus B, the Pythagorean theorem, do you think that's all about just getting the male dicks inside boy ass? Yeah. Do you think that's all about just getting the male dicks inside boy ass? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:47:07 Do you think it's all angles? You gotta get the right angle. Exactly, because if it's a boy, if it's your apprentice or whatever they call them. Right angle. That's a fact. He gotta go 90. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:47:18 Al, no. This is uncomfortable. Why? Yeah, talk about boy fucking, little kid fucking. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's culture, it's your culture. Yeah, you're being racist. It's my culture.

Starting point is 01:47:27 You're being our culture, dude. You're being racist. Yeah, you're being very racist. Nah, fuck that. We need more Pompeys and just destroy all them motherfuckers. This guy's so big at it. No, no, but it's not even in Greece, bro. I'm fucking over there.

Starting point is 01:47:41 Top shit. No, Romans are not. Shut up. Yeah, I can't just let it rock. No, the Romans were a little wild. I don't know a country unless he can post it on Instagram. Yeah, I know my heart. Yo, ain't Gwila need to invent some math real fast.

Starting point is 01:47:54 Bro, I went to Aruba. Aruba was beautiful. And I was like, where is that? He's like, oh, that's some country. I was like, all right. You know you were in South America. Yes, I did. You didn't even know.

Starting point is 01:48:02 You were in Amsterdam. Al gotta go to Aruba. He can't go to Columbia anymore now that he got fiance. You gotta go as close as you can. I'm going to a room where you took that boat to Venezuela. A lot of Venezuelans and national championships, championships. Let's talk that. Let's talk that. You guys watch the game.

Starting point is 01:48:23 I didn't watch the national championship game because I just knew us He was gonna dominate. I just don't watch amateur football like how many amateur sports we gonna watch Yeah, they already getting paid with the NIL shit like yeah, we don't need to watch them Yeah, but can we watch them when they're in the NFL? I just met maybe see that group in New York, but like I never understood, you know, when you really like it's a New York It's a New York thing. Like why are we watching these college players? Let's watch them when they got you know know, facial hair and shit, and they're adults. Also, I think, though, if you don't have a pro team, like, those are the guys that that's all they have.

Starting point is 01:48:50 So Alabama, there's no fucking pro team anywhere near there. But you got the University of Alabama. I think South Florida, same shit. You got Miami, but they don't really associate with Miami. Or like North Florida. So it's like ladyboys in Thailand. It's like... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly. If you can't fuck real pussy, you get the closest the closest thing. Yeah, you're getting where you fit it We got two NFL teams the fuck am I watching? And then if we're even in a smaller town without a college you watch high school

Starting point is 01:49:15 Yeah, if you went to a college with a good school a good team, then you'd get into it and you'd be indoctrinated So how much longer we got a watch like care about this? It's over, right? It's over, thank God. Oh, it's done? Okay. God, oh my God, the fucking- Yeah, I'll stay one. Oh, the college teams won. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:49:34 Did D.L. Sanders do anything? That's the only thing I know about college teams. No, no, he got his ass beaten in the bowl game, but I still hope he comes to Dallas. Yeah, he might. I don't think he will, but- Oh, you want him to come to Dallas? I hear everybody saying that that would be a bad move. I don't know why, but people are just saying it. He's going, oh, he might. I don't think he will. Oh, you want him to come to Dallas? I hear everybody saying that that would be a bad move.

Starting point is 01:49:45 I don't know why, but people are just saying it. He's going, oh, no shit. I've been living through it for 30 years. Deon is the one guy who can maybe push back on Jerry Jones and Stephen Jones and get his way. He's the only guy that can maybe do it. He is such a fucking force of will. Look at you, Dallas fan.

Starting point is 01:50:00 Look at you coming out. Look at him coming out. Look at him coming out. Deon comes back. I'm interested. I'm watching again. Deon comes back. You can't do that. You left the team, you're gone.

Starting point is 01:50:08 You're no longer, you can't be a Cowboy fan. I'm gonna listen to you. That's a good point. My wife knows more about teams than you. She definitely knows. Oh, the Eagles are in it. Yeah, the Eagles are in it, and I think they might win the whole fucking thing.

Starting point is 01:50:19 Really, they're that good. Their quarterback is not good. He's got his hurt knee, blah, blah, blah. But I tell you what I always make the mistake of as a fan Defense really does win championships Hmm, and I think the Eagles defense is really fucking good and second But say Kwon Barkley is like having a historic season and that might be enough and they don't play dude Lamar Jackson I feel so bad for did you guys watch any of the games?

Starting point is 01:50:40 So that no, I just saw the guy Mark Andrews dropped that Yeah, drop the two-point version Lamar Jackson made two really bad plays throughout the game. But generally speaking a pretty good game That would have tied the game. Yeah now Josh Allen with this is where I feel like we kind of got robbed of really great endings Josh Allen if he catches that gets the ball back with 90 seconds and two timeouts And then you get to see him try to drive and see if they can have a game. That would have been sick. The Eagles game, they were like, the Lions, or sorry, the Rams could have come,

Starting point is 01:51:11 but they were down 15 to 28 with three minutes left. It's like a fucking, they're done. They score a touchdown, get the ball back, get all the way to like the 20 yard line. If that, if the Rams score a touchdown there, what a historic ending. But for Lamar, I'm like, oh, you just gotta get out of the AFC.

Starting point is 01:51:26 Every great quarterback in the league is in the AFC. Like, you know, when we were younger, it was like Aaron Rodgers, Drew Brees, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning. Two of them were in one conference, two of them were another. Imagine they're all in. One of those guys is just never going to get anywhere. And that's where I feel like Lamar Jackson. This is like when the East was trash in the NBA.

Starting point is 01:51:46 Yes, exactly. But like the Eagles have had a much easier path if they get to the Super Bowl than the Bills would have had. The Bills had to play the Ravens, then they have to get through the Chiefs if they beat them. Like it's, I just think Lamar, poor guy, I really, he's not amazing in the playoffs, but he's good enough. I think if he was on an NFC team, he'd get to the Super Bowl. Did the Bills win? Bills won. Stake wise, I do think they can beat the Chiefs,

Starting point is 01:52:13 but again, I could be underestimating defense. Cause the Chiefs have a really good defense. Their offense is not that exciting this year. So I think I'm just kind of taken in by Josh Allen and all the sexy things he's doing, but I feel like they could actually win at this Here. Hmm. I mean my prediction is Eagles and Bills. I agree. If you're gonna bet on that by the way go to steak Yeah

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Starting point is 01:52:53 And a fucking gift basket. Big one. Yeah, my heart goes out to all of y'all signing up at Stake. Can you bet with tennis? Because I only watch the Australian Open. Would you do that Yannick still? Nah, I bet Ben Shelton. You think you got it? Yannick still? Nah, Ben. Ben Shelton. You think you got it? I think so. Come on, let's go, Ben.

Starting point is 01:53:08 Ben, follow him on Instagram. He gasped right now. Really? I didn't gasp. I didn't go like... Good luck to the American though, always. He's... That's who I'm going to... How old is Trump, baby? How old is he, Ben? I think he's like 22, something like that.

Starting point is 01:53:21 He's a kid. Yeah. I saw him. I didn't even realize it was him. I was in the Hamptons, and I think this was probably during like around the US Open last year. And I remember I saw this kid, I was like, fuck that kid, I thought like, I don't know if I thought it was like

Starting point is 01:53:34 maybe somebody's younger brother or something like that. That was Patrick Mahomes' brother, bro. I thought it was Patrick Mahomes' brother for a second. I mean, that's super insulting. That's really insulting. That's really insulting. Wait, what? Because Patrick Mahomes' younger brother looks like he knows the Pythagorean theorem perfectly. He's actually not that far off. Like, they could... I could see them getting mixed up.

Starting point is 01:53:55 What made you think it was him? Was he being sexually inappropriate with a waitress in his Miranda restaurant? Damn. Nah, Ben is solid, bro. He's... He don't look like a tennis player put it that way like in my mind tennis players Like Pete Sampras, that was bad guy Checking out bed son. My man was jacked up. I'm like, you know, he plays tennis. He's six four 200 pounds. Yeah kids built There you go. What about the Spanish kid Alcara's he just got he just lost. We need to drop a sneaker. Yeah, wait Why I don't know Coco has a sneaker. She just lost. We need to drop a sneaker. Yeah. Wait, what? I don't know.

Starting point is 01:54:25 Coco has a sneaker, she just lost. Yeah, I looked into that one. So what? You're looking for paddle shoes? I'm looking for paddle shoes, yeah. Rafa's shit don't got enough ankle support for me. Coco's shit look fine. I looked into it, looked into it.

Starting point is 01:54:37 I bought combat boots. I know, bro, I need all the ankle support I can get. Probably out there in the high-waists. Why do you have a heat pad right now? Because my back, I'm pulling it out. Bro, I can't the angles to feel right. Probably out there in the high places. Oh, why do you have a heat pad right now? Cause my back, I'm pulling it out. Bro, I can't believe we got acknowledged. That's crazy.

Starting point is 01:54:51 How you just walk in as if that's nothing? The red distracted us. Bro, this shit is right here in the dark. That's crazy. And it should need to be hotter, low key, if you could turn it up. You need a hot water bottle. You need some shit the bitches get

Starting point is 01:55:04 when they get they Say what are you gonna be ready to play with Jeter? Yo, hell yeah. First of all, shout out Jeter First of all, shout out Jeter. What is going on? Bro, I gotta charge my shit, we're dying over here. Shout out Jeter, bro. Yeah, this Reserve Cup down in Miami is gonna be very fun. I might come through. Please do, man, for real.

Starting point is 01:55:32 I'm telling my shorty. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun, man. I want you to see it, and I want you to see the highest level guys play it. Okay. And it is, yeah, it's just the most fun sport. I keep telling people, go try.

Starting point is 01:55:42 Even if I'm describing it right now, you think it's pickleball, it's not pickleball. No, paddle is fun. And it's a dope sport to watch, and it's easier to play. And here's the thing I would say, it's like, and I think I've said this before, at every stage of the game, you think you're good. Whereas with tennis or golf, in the beginning,

Starting point is 01:56:02 you fucking suck, and you know you suck. And it's like hard to even keep rallies going. But paddle because of the back wall and the sidewalls, like you always have like a little bit of hope. And the fact is doubles, if you're playing with someone that's played a couple times, they can kind of save you. Like they can keep you in it.

Starting point is 01:56:17 Nah, but you got better. I got a little bit better. I've been watching your fucking shit on your story. Bro, you got so good, I quit. Oh really? Can we play? Mark chose his kid over Paddle. I did not.

Starting point is 01:56:28 Okay? Paddle is keeping his family together. All right? But now you're paying for it, bro. You got a debilitating injury? No, can we play? That's crazy because I'm not good. The point of you playing Paddle is so you don't get hurt

Starting point is 01:56:42 and you still getting hurt in the easy sport for old people. I stretch now, son. I stretch now. I stretch. I never stretched in my whole life. If you stretch before activities, I never stretched once in my whole life.

Starting point is 01:56:53 The first time I went to play, you were doing some gay ass shit, some yoga stretches on the crack. I gotta get there like 15 minutes early. People, if I'm late, we don't play until I finish stretching. I got three motherfuckers I don't even know waiting on me while I'm doing my stretch. I'm extending my arms.

Starting point is 01:57:06 I'm doing my cat cows, I'm doing my Elan's. Come on, come on, you can't go out like that. No, no, I'm out. I got a groin injury. I got, and I'm tight as Jason when he hits a shitty shot that I gotta run for, I go, my groin is stressed. This groin right here is fucked, I don't know when that's gonna get better.

Starting point is 01:57:23 You gotta rest before the tournament, dog. I can't rest. I'm too competitive. Your competitiveness never goes away. That's why you get bitter. Say again? You're just coaching, you're not playing. I just get to pick the teams.

Starting point is 01:57:31 Yeah, so you don't have to. You're not playing? No, I'm gonna play in side games. I'm not playing with the professional. I'll play with them in side games. Or like a charity match. There's a charity game. We're gonna raise some money for some things.

Starting point is 01:57:41 You gotta play against Jeter. Son, of course I'm a wash Jeter. I'm gonna wash Jeter. You get the key to the city if you wash Jeter, bro. About to be Mr. January. Yeah. Yo, that's it. That's it.

Starting point is 01:57:53 How long has Jeter been playing? Like, did you know that he played? Honestly, I think Jeter sucks. Relax, this is the EIO. Jeter's the GOAT with all due respect. Like, you're the GOAT on so many levels. Like, obviously the level we're talking about. Yes sir, scheme.

Starting point is 01:58:10 So but. Yo, G's a legend. Yo, he's a legend. He's a legend. There's literally a cord heating my back right now so I could play Cheetah if he wants to smoke. Matter of fact, he got a chance cause my back is fucked up.

Starting point is 01:58:20 Cheetah gonna wash you. No, no, no, there's no chance. There's no way he's not gonna. Right now with the shit, there's a chance. There's no way he's not good at right now with the shit Think about the hand-eye coordination Jeter has you think you can't play paddle nope, okay He got a good stroke He's crazy I was like, what was it? I was like, what? Damn. That was wild, that was gay. How you know about this? That's the gayest shit ever, dude. Son.

Starting point is 01:58:47 He's crazy in bed, he's crazy in bed. We were just giving out fucking baskets for steak. He gave out his own baskets. He invented the gift baskets. He invented the gift baskets. Anyway, if you're down in Miami, come to the Reserve Cup, that shit is gonna be crazy. You're just gonna see this at the highest level,

Starting point is 01:59:03 and then maybe you see me fuck around with some dudes. Yeah, I'm coming down. Get your back right, dude. Play Jeter. I know. No, no, I'm gonna play. Anybody who wants to smoke, I'm doing it. Don't embarrass me, though.

Starting point is 01:59:12 If you start to. Are you gonna play? No. Sign, you got the hands from tennis now. Yeah, I can't embarrass myself in front of Jeter, bro. You all gonna fuck Jeter? Come on, that's Jeter, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:59:23 I want you all playing. Mark, you gotta come back. I know, I need to. I G-da, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want you all playing. Mark, you gotta come back. I know, I need to. I'm gonna tell my son, like, hey, daddy's got work to do. You don't have no fun no more. I know, I agree. And he don't even raise his kid.

Starting point is 01:59:34 I know. Yeah, what is he doing? I don't know. He's adding tchotchkes to the Camp Gagnon. I have a lot of antiquing to do. I'm antiquing. I'm antiquing. Did you know?

Starting point is 01:59:46 He's crying because he's hungry and shit. I've noticed something. I've been going to these antique stores. Only gay guys. Did you know that this is a gay activity? I didn't know this. Every antique store is run by a flamboyant 50 year old gay guy. Mark, you're a giant ****. But I didn't know.

Starting point is 02:00:02 Isn't that so crazy? You could be gay and not know it? You didn't know that when you went antiquing? No, I just like looking at old shit you can buy. Yeah, I thought it would be a bunch of lesbians in there. No, gay guys. Gay is gay, dude. Yeah, just like proud fucking Broadway gays, it's fire. Well, shout out the gays.

Starting point is 02:00:18 Shout out the YMCA pulled up, did the right thing. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, dog. Do you want a feeling so facts executive? Well, actually, I, dog. Do you want to feel any sort of facts, executive? Well actually I want to do a little Patreon question before we get out of here, but I do want to, I do want to say this, what we were talking about, like Republicans being more inclusive,

Starting point is 02:00:34 like the hardcore gay marriage is wrong, being gay is wrong, you go to fucking hell if you're gay, those Republicans were there while Trump is dancing to YMCA with the village people. So we gotta have a conversation about inclusivity. So either they're tolerating it or they feel so ostracized, they're like, all right, we'll put up with this little gay shit because he's holding us down with this other stuff.

Starting point is 02:01:00 I want it to dumb to know they're gay. They're like, oh, he's a builder, he's an Indian. Yeah, there's union guys. Well, there's one that's obviously gay, the assless chap's biker. I didn't even know that. The village people are very conservative until that biker comes around.

Starting point is 02:01:17 Because it's really just the construction worker, it's the policeman, and one guy got his finger out, and then there's the Indian. And I don't even know why the Native Americans are included in this shit. That is, and I know there was an ass in someone, that's crazy. Man, they all got my mustache.

Starting point is 02:01:36 That's crazy. What, the middle one is the? Who the fuck you think it is, Doug? Yeah, I guess. Nah, shout out to village people. Yeah. So they got an army guy as a construction guy, a cop. They don't even get in trouble for wearing this shit.

Starting point is 02:01:53 He must be a real native. They grandfathered in. I mean, shout out to them. Are they even gay or do gay people just be like, oh, this is fine? Like you said, one of them is gay. Nah, they all gay. No, the whole group is gay. Yeah, the group is gay. But one of them is gay. No, they all gay. No, the whole group is gay. Yeah, the group is gay.

Starting point is 02:02:05 But one of them is more out than the others. I mean, these guys are fire. Shout out to Trump, man. That's inclusive. Remind me of us in a way, you know? Yeah, dude. I think I know which one I am. All right, guys.

Starting point is 02:02:19 Listen, before we get out of here, I want to do a Patreon question. One of my favorite things about Patreon is just talking to you motherfuckers and the crazy questions you come out with. And what I really appreciate is how much you appreciate Miles and Mark right off the bat. You always have love, kindness, and respect for them. And I think that that should definitely continue. I think that energy should be kept in every single question and our reaction to it.

Starting point is 02:02:40 So I think this question is from last week's Patreon. And Miles, I know you're gonna choose a good one to give to the people because these people need a good one. It's Trump's America right now. So one that would reflect that. Got you. Okay? Miles, it's up to you. Appreciate that. Okay?

Starting point is 02:02:54 If you could be an owner of any professional sports team in the world, what team would you pick and what would be the unique thing you did as an owner? Ooh. Any professional sports team. That's obvious for me. Well, go. I would be the unique thing you did as an owner? Any professional for me? Well, go I would own the Dallas Cowboys and then the unique thing I would do is I would kill the owner I'd have him put to death and hung in the gallows with his son He really is king Joffrey right you get Joffrey vibes a little is I'm gonna castrate this man from the whole fucking arena on the star. You never made more sense to me in my life, dude. That's what I'd do. And I'd be pretty unique and pretty popular, I think.

Starting point is 02:03:32 Would you help the team? Yes, of course. How would you do that? I'd be a little less hands-on. I would hire some people that know what they're doing. I'd outsource. You guys handle it. Let's go. And then who would do the execution? Oh, I would execute myself. You'd do that part hands-on. That is me. That's hands-on. Let's go. And then who would do the execution? Oh, I would execute myself. You would do that part hands on.

Starting point is 02:03:48 That is me. That's hands on. That I'm hands on. Football matters I don't understand. Wanting to kill a guy, who wouldn't do that. That I got. And knowing how to do it. Yes. Very easy. Thousand percent. Dallas Cowboys 100%. Thousand percent. You wouldn't buy the Knicks?

Starting point is 02:04:04 Oh wow, that's interesting. Yeah. Yeah. I guess you could buy just the Knicks. Yeah. Cause I think that, I think he owns the Rangers as well, whatever. But yeah, I have no interest in the Rangers, but without a doubt it would be the Knicks. Yeah. Like 100%. And what would you do uniquely? My answer is available. I would hire, I know exactly who I would hire. Oh yeah. I know exactly who I would hire to run the team. And then there it is.

Starting point is 02:04:34 Yeah, I guess that's it. Simple as that. I would buy the Knicks and then I would hire Bobby Webster, the GM of the Raptors, to bring a New Yorker championship. 100%. Yeah. Solid. Yeah. Yeah, this is where things get tricky though.

Starting point is 02:04:52 What's the unique thing you do that nobody else has done though? So I feel like if you can get Toronto to win a championship, you can get a major market to win one. It's hard to get players, they had to trick Kawhi to go there and he only went for like a year. Remember, he was out immediately.

Starting point is 02:05:10 So orchestrating that. They were like, do you want a repeat? And he was like, no. No, I'm good. I'll go to the Clippers. Anywhere else. How did they trick him? What do you mean?

Starting point is 02:05:17 They didn't trick him, it was like a trade. They traded for him. But they traded it, they basically put together a team that needed that one more piece and they took the gamble on getting one more piece knowing that he'd probably leave. So he begrudgingly won a championship. Yes, like 100%. That's crazy.

Starting point is 02:05:32 And the second he got out of there, he got nobody, I don't know if anybody in history, if there's been a star of a team that won a championship, had the opportunity to resign and then left. Wow. I've never heard of this, truly. He's not autistic, he's just apathetic. Like everyone's like, man, he's got no emotion. He's just genuinely like, give me the fuck out of here.

Starting point is 02:05:50 Get me out of here. And so it's tough for like a non- It's weird to even call them not a major market because they're like Canada's team. You have kind of like a whole country behind you. But yeah, if you could make that happen, wasn't the same money? Like was money an issue for a lot of people? It was more money to go to Toronto. I mean, if we want make that happen, was it the same money? Like was money an issue for Kauai?

Starting point is 02:06:05 I think it was more money to go to Toronto. If we want to get into it. There's been allegations that they, the Clippers gave Kauai a little extra. That's what I'm doing. So I'm buying the Knicks, I'm finding ways to give players extra bags so we get the best talent. I'm making the dancers way hotter.

Starting point is 02:06:26 Oh, and back to the skimpy outfits. Like now the outfits is too PG. Fuck. I know there's kids there. Fuck all. They need to grow up. Yeah. Al got conservative as soon as he hypothetically got money. Ain't that crazy? He hypothetically got money. And he's like, fuck all this women's empowerment.

Starting point is 02:06:45 Wear it, dress like hoes, get the ugly bitches out. Yes, let's pay the players, you know, and sneaky brown paper bag money. How can we not do that? Like, I'm wondering, that has to happen in New York. It's not pay the players directly, but like you're in this major city. So there are so many different companies

Starting point is 02:07:02 that want to make you their mascot in some way. Like, how do we not get Lebron when we had a chance of getting Lebron? Because LA. Yeah, LA. No, but for Miami. Ah. Yeah. Like, we should have thrown crazy bags.

Starting point is 02:07:14 Also Miami. Well, apparently, New York absolutely bungled their, like, presentation or whatever. Like, it didn't play. It was like some family guy shit they didn't care about or whatever. Like it didn't play, it was like some family guy shit that he didn't care about or something. And then Pat Riley comes in with all of his rings as a GM, as a coach, as a fucking player, and just dumps them on the table. That's like his first move. And if you're LeBron, you're looking at that, like that's the one thing.

Starting point is 02:07:37 I would have done that with a bag of money. This doesn't stop. Just tell me when to stop. That's it. That's it. That's it. But also LeBron knows he's gonna make the money. Yeah, but I...

Starting point is 02:07:48 Anywhere. Anywhere. I just tell them whatever you want. Yeah, so it's like, what you really gotta do is find out what they want. Like, I think that's the tricky thing with these major players who are gonna get the max no matter what. According to academics, hoes. Yo, can we talk about that? Like, where...

Starting point is 02:08:03 We should have talked about that in a regular episode. Yeah, where do you stand? Where do you guys stand with academics alleging that that LeBron was out there fucking bitches? This is the smartest move by Drake. All right guys. Thank you guys so much for listening We will see you guys next week matter of fact. We'll see some of y'all this Friday on patreon patreon.com slash flagrant peace

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