Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Trump Isn’t Leaving Office, Win or Lose | Patreon Sample

Episode Date: July 31, 2020

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What up, people? Sheltie here, and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing, completely uncensored, flagrant content, you go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. Patreon, what up? Sheltie here, Akash Singh, Alexh alex media mark gagnon you know the names it's the asshole army family here let's get it started um i listen i was never one of these

people and i always would joke around about these people i thought it was ridiculous i thought it was absurd i thought there's no way in hell it could possibly happen. But your boy Trump might not be leaving on schedule, bro. He might not. We ain't going nowhere. We ain't going nowhere. We can't be stopped now. It's president for life Son this is wild yo

So he tweeted And look Here's where it's tricky Cause I'm trying to put myself In his shoes right He's saying the mail in ballot Is gonna be fraudulent Right

And you You sent a tweet I think that had like This story that some local News station did. Maybe. Was it you that included it? Maybe.

Maybe. Oh, maybe it was. I don't know. I was watching some video of a guy who mailed in 100 fake ballots just to the mail office. What is it called? Post office. And he got back like 97 of them. Right.

So three just were lost. Right. Elections get decided by less than three percent yeah right yeah so now granted who knows what's going on and maybe there'll be extra scrutiny when it comes to these mail-in ballots who the fuck knows right that being said you excuse me you got to be a little concerned if you're him you know that motherfuckers are willing to say anything about you to potentially discredit you. The Russia shit, like literally anything that could possibly happen.

They're like, yo, it's warfare out here. We're going to get you out of here. So you know the paranoia that he has. Right. That being said, that's a dangerous game to play. Postpone. He's saying postpone the election so you don't have to do mail-in ballots until we can all go vote i mean yeah the obvious thing he's trying to do is just stay in power because this is i think trump is finally

worried he's gonna lose i've never seen i think it's a legit concern he's like you think it's like yo i'm trying to be dictator trump i don't even know if he's trying to be dictator i don't want to throw that on him but i know he's not trying to lose can we be honest right if you ranked him in terms of dictators he would be like one of the most kind benevolent benevolent dictator oh my dictator son kim jong un saddam hussein yeah that motherfucker's dead but still in terms of like and what about he's talking still live i was talking in history in his oh no i'm talking about still live current to this day joseph coney is. I'll give you that. But now look at the democratically elected

No, that was a dude. That was a dude. He was out there walking around with baby hands like a keychain dog. That was like his Hello Kitty. Out of all the democratically elected presidents, he's the most dictator-y though.

Let's say everything's about perception is like, do you got a fat skinny bitch or do you got a skinny fat bitch? We have a very kind dictator. Dictator-like president, but a kind dictator. A kind dictator. Straight benevolence, bro. Yeah, wow.

I just learned about benevolence. Son. That was a word that was mad big that I would like hear and read, but I would never really know what it meant, but I would front. I thought you were talking about the Disney movie with the fucking witch. Maleficent. Maleficent. I'm like, what this bitch got to do with it?

See what we did to you on the mic? Yo, Maleficent, bro. Yo, real talk. You know what Maleficent was about? Maleficent was about a dictator that lived in a castle and didn't want to leave that bitch. Snow White coming around.

Is she worse than Trump's? Nah, she was bad. I'll take a hot ass dictator. I don't know how white she was. Yeah, that's what she was. I'm jerk it off In this movie Being kicked out

Of the theater Yo But for real It is looking As if We might have For the first time In American history

What What I'm just saying This is wild I've never seen a president Be like Y'all They're gonna cheat

We're not going This is crazy Has there ever been A time in American history Where there was not a calm transfer of power i don't think so it's unbelievable that every four years we just hand over the baton to a new motherfucker and there's never any pushback the most powerful person in the world literally walks away from all the power leaves a little envelope on the table for the next president good luck fam that's how horrible it is to be president

i think they're like yo i'm done with this shit y'all i don't want it no more take it low-key like one was not semester one term presidents like we act like ah sucks for you but low-key you're like yo i'm good senior good, bro. George Bush Sr. living his best life. Most of them were skydiving when he didn't even have legs to land on. Remember that shit? Do you remember when he was skydiving looking like Woody when Andy came in the room? Just crumpled at the bottom.

Oh, my God. But for real, that's crazy that that power is just handed over so easily. You think there's going to be easy transfer of power in LA in a podcast when Rogan leaves? Tom Segura. British Johnson and WFC fights right now. Burt Kreischer are going to be choking each other out in a comedy store parking lot

over this shit. Real talk. It is amazing. This might be our first tough transfer of power. Do you think that he denies the rightful heir to the throne, if you will? Do you think if Biden wins? Fucking Biden.

This guy forgot where he was at one of his, what's it called, speeches recently. He literally said the wrong place. He goes, oh, it's great to be here in Kings County. Wait. No, no, that's not Kings. That's where I work. He goes, oh, it's great to be here in Kings County. Wait. No, no, that's not Kings. That's where I worked. He goes, that's where I used to work as a kid. Oh, okay.

Now this guy's gone. I thought it was like if you just go from state to state, it'd be like, all right, whatever. This guy is gone. This guy is gone. But Democrats understand the only way for America to elect a black female president is like sneak her in and like the whitest white guy ever and that really might be the way to do it yeah yo i'm here

for it i don't want kamala yo yeah i don't i don't really why not she's just too phony to me they're all phony yeah but at least admit you indian sometimes bitch you know oh so you would rather not have an indian president than one who doesn't admit he's indian that's what i'm saying she keeps the name kamala that's better than mindy that's true as a fact as a fact you told us never trust an indian that has a white first name true that's true but the white last name is also well suspect but harris is her pops no yeah i'm just saying admit you indian sometimes but that is her last name, though. No, but I'm saying Kamala don't ever talk about-

I had no idea she was Indian. That's what I don't like. She's Indian like Jamaicans are Indian. You know, like when some Indians- No, I thought she was half. I thought, and this is how little we know. I thought her mom was Indian and her dad was black. But I thought she's like West Indian Indian.

Like, yeah, they're Indian, but they lived in Jamaica forever. Oh, West Indian. I don't know. None of us know. That's crazy. Like, yeah, they're Indian, but they lived in Jamaica forever. Oh, West Indian. I don't know. None of us know. That's crazy. Gagnon, can you look it up? Anyway, point is, Trump ain't going nowhere. Yes.

So do you think that he leaves? No. And how does he stay? You think the army's going to side with Trump? He has to be protected. Someone's got to have his back. If it's going to be a coup, someone's got to protect him. Yeah, this is interesting.

Her mom was Shyamala Gpalan a tamil indian yes yo she's south indian that's the most indian dark ass bitch and then where did they meet though uh i think some some i think stanford maybe oh so she's gonna age real real well. Oh, shit. Shots fired. Fuck your wedding, bitch. Oh, yes. Come on. Cut Al's mic.

I don't know. Cut his mic. Fuck your wedding, Akash. Stupid ass hit new wedding. Suck dicks. Yeah, man. However many dicks Vishnu got, I hope you suck all of them shit. I'd buy me one.

Through my face. Real talk, I was salty about that for about a day, bro. I was salty about that shit for a day, son.

I was salty, bro. I can't believe it, yo. How much did we leave in the episode? We cut about, hey, Patreon,

we cut about 20 or 30 minutes of that episode where your boy was a little bit salty, okay? Oh, man. I was salty, bro.

You didn't even care. Only because you built up how big and important Indian weddings are. You're still at the ceremony. That's the reception. That's the big part. I'm putting a timer on it. You guys go. Let me tell y'all something.

Four minutes on the clock. We ain't going nowhere. Let's go this is how I'm pulling up to your zoom wedding we ain't got the zoom link what if I busted into the fucking wedding no bullshit with like a safari picking it back so I like provided all the animals myself for your Indian with like a safari pick in the back so i like provided all

the animals myself for your indian wedding like what if i zoom in what if i zoom in yeah well it's already happened the hindu ceremonies happen you're still at the reception i don't get what this is i don't want to do that three minutes left i don't want to cut it where's the reception again uh near here near here like 30 40 minutes is it in new jersey yeah but like right are you paying for my toll back you know what admit it you know what that's indian of me to think about it you know what admit that's indian to me hey i'll pay for your toll back admit that's not indian of me to pay for your toll back as a cracker i'm just trying to make things right all right bet bet you give me that 16 to hop on that holland

hey i'll give you 17 extra dollar because i love you cover hey you want 20 for gas you get 20 for gas you are punjabi you really are not hindu no more you went full punjabi bro i did damn let me let's get all right let my bad for committing that blunder let's get back to that let's get back to d trump not leaving right so what happens realistically does he have a conversation with his generals and say i need you to protect me i need you to protect america do not legitimize Biden as president. I'm not going to hand over power. Is that how that happens functionally?

I don't know how it happens functionally. I just think the amount of uproar that will be caused with his supporters. And these aren't fucking liberals who don't believe in guns. These are motherfuckers who got guns. They have sent me many pictures of their guns to let me know they ready to go. They didn't even kill you, though. Yeah, that's true. true you got a little pussy you got a little pussy for not killing real talk talk that shit on the patreon talk that shit on the patreon the part that we're giving everybody on youtube that's gonna go into the world y'all ain't do shit to your boys you all it's on you

all it's on you all it'7", easy to kill. Y'all can't do it, pussy. Whoa. Yo, what's your address? Now you're getting a little crazy. Not because I'm afraid of them. I'm afraid of, you know. Me?

Yeah, dude's trying to fuck. You know what I mean? Look. I wonder. I wonder how he functionally can't leave. Everybody goes, he's not going to be able to leave this. I,

in order for him to say he needs some source of power and it can't be a bunch of hillbillies with guns and like Trump 2020 stickers. Is that not pretty scary? No, no. Scary is different than functionally staying in power. Functionally, I don't know. But then,

so what do you do if the country, there's this massive civil unrest amongst his supporters and people who want him out yeah and they're they're ready to go to war and we're ready to get him out of here and maybe we're ready to go to war does the functionality matter at that point yes i do think so so i'll be honest i didn't listen everything you said only because i was thinking the next thing I wanted to say he was thinking of my shit and he was on it

and he was like I was like I think it looks like I'm listening but then I wasn't but go go start it over you know what's funny

I've zoned out so many times in my life I'm like I get it let me just run this back go go go make that shit there's mass civil unrest yeah yeah yeah

does it matter that they functionally can't get him out if like people are already ready to go to war does it matter stop he they functionally can't get him out if like people are already ready to go to war does it matter again bro i think that that would be the biggest um blunder i think that would be the biggest blunder that that trump has probably committed right which is the division right and you could argue that the other side is just as responsible for it.

Right. Right? Two-way street when it comes to division. Yeah. He's rocking for his people. The left is rocking for their people. And nobody's trying to cross the aisle and bring this shit together. But he has no problem creating that division.

Where Obama was like, hey, listen, let me be everybody's president. Let's try to get on the same side. Everybody. Like you said, this is the first time we had somebody being like, nah. I wonder, man. Maybe since Lincoln? Lincoln was like, nah. Lincoln was the ultimate nah.

And then snatched them back. Yeah, that's true. Right? Y'all ain't going nowhere. Y'all ain't going nowhere. You can't be south now because it's usa for life bro um i think he can stay in power because he's not the only one who's up for election keep going and so right now anyone who's elected is in the hot seat because

the country is upset. Corona economy, like people are upset. So they're like, Oh, we want new shit. So anybody who's afraid of losing their job, they'll be like,

nah, yeah, let's, let's push the shit back. Hold on until we recover from Corona. And then maybe we can talk about how that's a great point. So now we're talking about two different things. Will he become a dictator and never leave?

Or will he just get the election pushed back? And everybody that thinks that their seat could be up for grabs is like, nah, push that shit back. I'm not trying to lose this. Interesting. And all it's going to take is to get some support from across the aisle for that. And I don't think that's that difficult. All he needs is a few Democratic senators or congressmen to be like, yo, I could potentially lose? Oh, shit. All he needs is, you know, what is it, Pelosi or Schumer or one of these like big cats over there to be like, yo, I could potentially lose? Oh, shit.

All it needs is, you know, what is it, Pelosi or Schumer or one of these like big cats over there to be like, wait a minute, there's someone that's coming from my seat? Nah, push this shit back. It's probably safer if we push it back. And then he extends it, but it doesn't go on forever. I'm talking about if he is he like, yo, I'm dictator Trump. And I truly don't think he wants to be in there long enough. Yeah.

If there's one thing that I got from that interview with Portnoy, he's tired of this shit, yo. His ego is the only thing holding him in. If Trump didn't have an ego, granted, he wouldn't be in this position. Yeah. But if he didn't have an ego, he would have been said, fuck this. Here's what's crazy. I didn't think he wanted to get elected in the first place.

There's arguments. A lot of people said that. But now that he's in, he won the first time. Now he's in. You could lose. You don't want to lose a delay the election just just be out you don't want to just be out you keep hanging in there you go bro he can't that's the craziest ego five years you don't want to do trump wins but how many times you do that with your girl i'll be fighting with my girl all the time not no five years what five years he's been doing this with 2015 he started hey let me be with my girl for five years first and then i get back to about but i keep on some shit bro i was fighting with my girl on speaker i'm not trying to get back in

a fight but this is a different time maybe it wasn't and uh i'm fighting with my girl on speaker i i start scrolling instagram Forget what she's arguing about. But I can't admit I'm distracted. 100%. So I can't admit I'm distracted. So I got to double down on whatever the fuck she decides we're fighting about. I'm lost in the game. I'm lost in the sauce.

Yeah, that's a bad spot to be in. It's bad. It's vulnerable. I've never been in that one. Oh, dude. I was bad. I was be in it's bad it's vulnerable i've never been in that one oh dude i was i was bad i was deep in it yeah and you just respawn back in the middle of a fight and like exactly i'm popped up and it also doesn't help that you're on instagram looking at you know thoughts or whatever you see some hot ass chicks you're like what am i doing fighting right now

what am i doing fighting look at all these girls like she wouldn't argue with me all right guys you just listened to a clip from our weekly patreon episode if you want to continue to listen to that episode subscribe join the asshole army patreon keep it tight and keep it flagrant with us you can do that at patreon.com flagrant to indulge