Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Trump On Who Really Tried to Kill Him, Abortion & More
Episode Date: October 9, 2024Yerr we got Trump on the pod today to break down his stance on abortion, who he really thinks tried to take him out, and his FAVORITE African-American. This might be Trumps longest interview ever, a c...lassic for sure. INDULGE! 0:00 Intro 1:10 How did Trump raise his children? 5:22 How to instill ambition in your children? 7:30 New technology + Linear media still needed 8:11 Trump’s favorite African-American 10:48 Surviving the assassination attempt + Opening line 13:03 Trump wanted to finish his speech! 16:41 “Impossible to miss” 18:29 Did it increase Trump’s spirituality? 19:18 Who does Trump think tried to get him? 23:54 Apple refusing to open the phones? 25:04 If you had to say who did it… 28:21 Trump loves to weave + Iran? 33:40 We were being ripped off by our Allies 36:18 How to assess World Leaders? 38:36 Trump was close to denuclearization + Too destructive 40:35 Tough Scottish Moms + Trump’s parents 46:14 Trump’s humor, Putin + Covid was a Lab leak 49:22 Biden’s special ability 50:40 Immigration + path to Citizenship 55:40 Trump going after the New York Times over Russiagate 1:00:01 Trump’s the biggest influencer + Great names 1:05:13 Pence didn’t do what Trump asked him 1:06:45 Abortion, Support for exceptions + Wrong to attack IVF 1:15:34 Arizona has gone too far with their abortion ban 1:17:16 What does Trump want his legacy to be? 1:21:35 There will be elections, even if Trump wins 1:23:20 Rhetoric being extreme + Things that don’t make the news 1:27:12 Abraham Accords deserved more credit
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Who do you think tried to take you out?
So I'm going to give you some big breaking news, right?
Barrett is 18, he's handsome, he's tall, he's rich.
He's got the whole ball of that.
He's unleashed in New York City.
Are you sure you want to reverse Roe v. Wade now?
I'm going to make this country great again.
It's not a great country right now.
It's always a great country.
It's always a great country.
Okay, but I'm good with names, you know.
You are.
Tampon Tim was good. Is that? The film with Tampon See, that's what I'm just saying. It's always a great country. Okay, but I'm good with names, you know. You are. Right?
Tampon Tim was good.
Is that?
The guy with Tampon Tim, it's hard to say.
There are some, like Comrade Kamala.
It's a little hard to say.
She's not bad, but when you put the names together, it's a little...
You gotta be able to pew.
That's the best answer though.
That was the best dodge of the question.
That was the best dodge of your life.
You almost shrunk us out of it.
I'm trying to get at it.
How are we doing so far?
We're doing amazing.
So, we're going to have a little bit of a chat.
We're going to have a little bit of a chat.
We're going to have a little bit of a chat.
We're going to have a little bit of a chat.
We're going to have a little bit of a chat. We're going to have a little bit of a chat. We're going to have a little bit of a chat. We're going to have a little bit of a chat. We're going to was the best dodge of the question. You almost chung us out of it.
Trying to get at him.
How are we doing so far?
We're doing amazing.
They're making us laugh, but we want you to hold your hand.
Give them a little more time.
What the hell?
These are great questions.
What the hell?
But they lie, and they know it's a lie.
She lied about many things, and she's a liar.
I have a hard time doing it to them.
You know, I'm basically a truthful person.
But frankly, no, but frankly, no.
Hello everybody, welcome to Flagerant.
And today, this is the first time that we've been able to say
is we are sitting down with Mr. President.
Mr. President, thank you so much for being here.
Thank you very much. Thank you, fellas.
Thank you, sir. Appreciate it.
Yeah, this is awesome.
We have a bunch of questions.
We're very, very grateful for your time. Yeah, this is awesome. We have a bunch of questions. We're very very grateful for your time
Okay, I just I just became a dad my buddy over there just became a dad mark. Yeah. Okay. So here's here's first question
You have you have these children that are
Seemingly well adjusted successful and I think most importantly they appear to like you. Yeah
Okay, I better and I think most importantly, they appear to like you. Yeah. Okay?
They're better.
I grew up in the city and there's a lot of people
who had like very wealthy parents
and like the kids kind of resent them.
They're almost like waiting for them to like die
and they end up in like rehabs.
Doing drugs, God knows what.
How do you raise them in the public eye
where they still become ambitious and successful?
So I do have good kids and five really wonderful children
and different, very different.
They are so different, but one thing that was in common
that I did, I always used to say when I was with them
or when they were leaving a room, I would drive them crazy.
No drugs, no alcohol, no cigarettes, I would say that.
Or not.
Did you say that to Don Jr.?
Yeah, Don's a little wild, though.
He's a wild, he can be a little tough.
He told me a funny story.
Go ahead.
Okay, I talked to a bunch of people,
I was trying to prepare for this interview.
He told me a funny story.
And he said to me, he goes, once he asked
if he could have a couple of his friends over
for New Year's, was it New Year's?
No, no, it was July 4th on top of Trump Tower.
And you said yes.
He's like, I want five friends.
You're like, okay, I'm out of town, go for it.
He brings 200 people over to Trump Tower.
Okay?
Okay, he says that you weren't supposed to be there.
You end up showing up.
You hear some noise upstairs, you come up,
you go, what the fuck is everybody doing here?
Get the hell out of my house.
He said he cleaned for the next 36 hours,
and he said, to this day, you have never brought up
that it even happened.
And he said, I'm starting to believe
it might not have happened.
Yeah. So can you give him closure? and he said, I'm starting to believe it might not have happened. He said, I don't know what happened.
Can you give him closure?
No, it happened.
No, I can never give closure.
You can never forget.
A lot of people like to forget things.
You can't, no, he's a good guy.
You know, he's taken a lot because
he was always a good student.
He went to the Wharton School of Finance,
which is great, and he did well.
But he went into the world of politics,
not because he wanted to, but because I was there
and I sort of automatically, you drag the family in.
And this guy, what he had to go through
were the Russia, Russia, Russia,
because he'd, Dad, they're asking me questions about Russia.
I don't know anything about Russia.
What's going on?
And all of a sudden he's in front of grand juries,
he's in front of Congress.
It was a hoax, it was a total hoax.
This was a made up hoax by crazy Nancy Pelosi
and these maniacs, Hillary Clinton, who's totally nuts.
And this went on for two years.
And he goes, Dad, I know nothing about this stuff.
And he'd go before the grand jury.
And you know, Comey, you have Comey,
who's the worst, just a bad guy.
But he went through a lot,
and it actually made him tougher.
I don't know if that's good or bad,
but he's a tough cookie, that one.
And it made, in his case, it made him tougher.
Ivanka did a great job.
She didn't want anything.
All she wanted to do was get people jobs.
I would have made her the ambassador to the U.N.
I wanted to do that.
I think she would have been incredible, the whole aura.
She would have been great, but she didn't want that.
She didn't, and that would have been
a very glamorous position.
She would have been great there.
All she did is go to see companies and hire people.
She wanted, and she hired, I think it was like 10 million
people, some incredible amount of people.
She'd go to Walmart, she'd go to Exxon,
she'd go to these big companies and see if she could get
groups of people hired.
And she loved doing it.
It was, there was no glamor, there was no anything,
but she got people jobs that made her happy.
So how do you instill the ambition in the kids?
I think a lot of kids that grow up with wealth
Yeah, they kind of are lazy and they feel like they have no direction in life and a lot of times they turn to like drugs
And other shit. How do you instill the ambition?
Well, you know, I've seen a lot of wealthy families where the kids are mostly don't work out too
Well, some don't turn out to be bad kids, but they end up hating the father, or the father maybe wanted him in business.
I mean, I have one father
that's very competitive with his son.
He's, if the son were more successful than him,
he would be unhappy.
I said, are you crazy?
It's supposed to be the other way around.
My father was so proud of me.
He was a successful guy.
But my father wanted me to be more successful. I mean, he was so proud of me, he was a successful guy. But my father wanted me to be more successful.
I mean, he was so proud of all the things.
I wish he could have seen what happened
because we did things.
But he was, you know, he's just a proud father.
And I think most fathers are that way.
I hope that, but I've known many fathers
that are very successful, that didn't want their,
that broke up over their son's success. If, you know, in the few cases
where the son was more successful,
which was very seldom actually, you know,
it's very seldom, you take people like in sports,
because in sports you see it,
because it's a microcosm of life, but it's quicker.
And you'll take like the greatest golfers
and they'll have a son and he'll be really good as a young,
but they never supersede almost, I can't think of any,
they never supersede the father in terms of success.
And in sports, generally baseball,
you can go to a lot of different sports.
And it really is a sort of a microcosm of life.
But with life, it takes a lot longer
to find out the answer.
It comes to fruition.
I'm sorry to interrupt you,
but you said, we said you're a great father up top.
First thing you say is I've got great kids.
You didn't take credit.
And then your entire answer,
and I thought this was really cool,
your entire answer is about how great your kids are.
That was a very cool thing.
Thank you.
That's very nice.
I think I like this interview.
I think it's right.
And by the way, congratulations.
I hear your show is like, is crazy monster success.
Congratulations.
We're doing pretty good.
We're very, yeah, yeah, we're interviewing your presence.
Yeah, yeah.
It's really good.
And right in the middle of a campaign
with only 29 days to go.
Yeah.
And you're taking up time.
Don't you think?
Yeah, yeah.
Just to talk about your family.
Yeah, we're just complimenting you.
You know what, it's a different world out there.
You guys and some others.
Yeah.
You know, you stand, we had the standard television stuff for many years. And that's still world out there, you guys and some others.
We had the standard television stuff for many years, and that's still, I think it's underrated now,
I think it's still very important,
but there's a whole new thing.
Elon interviewed me on something,
and I think they said 275 million hits are listening.
That's a lot of people.
That was a wreck. That's a lot of people. That was a wreck.
That's a nation.
Yeah.
But it's a whole new different way of getting the word out, right?
Can I ask you a question?
About Yalan specifically, is he your favorite African American?
He's a piece of work.
Okay.
You know, he's a great guy.
Yeah.
I mean, he's obviously a brilliant guy.
Yeah.
I mean, when I saw the rocket engines come back,
I said, what is that?
Like a couple years ago, you know,
I've seen rockets go up and then they crash into the water.
And I see the engines are coming back
and they're landing.
It's unbelievable.
They're landing and they land on a raft
in the middle of the ocean someplace with a little dot
and they land right on the top of the spot.
And my wife can't parallel park.
I know, most people can't.
But no, he's great.
But he's got a great heart.
He was with me, as you know, on the other night.
And we were honoring a man who got killed at a rally,
Corey, firefighter, great guy.
And it was a beautiful evening.
But Elon went out and he loved the crowd.
He loves the country. And he's picked a side.
A lot of people don't wanna pick a side.
I have a lot of people that are big supporters of me,
but they won't go all out.
They can't quite.
They're scared, there's a cost.
There's a cost.
There is a cost, but there's also a liability.
I mean, some people, I respect it a lot.
When this guy was up there doing jumping jacks,
you gotta vote for Trump, you gotta vote for him.
He was jumping high.
He was jumping high.
He looked quite African.
He was in good shape.
I'm looking at his waist, I'm saying,
wait a minute, does he work out or something?
But he's, he really, and he had a great time.
And you know, he's not out that much.
He's probably maybe a little,
would you say he's a little reclusive, possibly?
Yeah, he's also busy.
He's got like five different companies.
He's very busy and maybe a little reclusive.
But he had the greatest time.
He would say, look at these people.
We had 100,000, more than 100,000 people.
It was a record.
It was, nobody's ever seen.
And it was really, it was a celebration of A-Life and it was really a mega, it was a record. It was, nobody's ever seen it. And it was really, it was a celebration of a life
and it was really a mega, it was a mega deal.
He was a big mega person.
His family was there and two other people
that were very badly hurt were also celebrated.
They were very badly hurt.
They weren't actually expected to live.
And they lived and they had incredible doctors.
Some of those country doctors are better
than the big doctors that we spend a lot of money on
and they don't do as good, I will tell you right now.
I don't wanna knock anybody,
but those country doctors saved two people
because I was told that three would be in trouble.
And three were gonna, now Cory immediately,
but the other two were so bad
that they thought they wouldn't make it.
And those country doctors, they pulled them together.
They did a great job.
Okay, so you're going back into this place
where there was this assassination event.
They hit you, head shot.
You survived.
Yeah, it was not a good feeling.
Yeah.
Are you scared?
You're scared, by the way.
No, I'm not scared.
You know, I sort of, I have an attitude that's interesting.
It's sort of, it is what it is.
Does that make any sense to you guys?
Yeah.
You do what you have to do.
I felt it was important to go back.
A lot of people, I guess, agreed with me
because it was over a hundred,
I think they said 108,000 people in the end.
That's a lot of people.
It's several.
And I had no guitar.
If you have a guitar, it's easy.
If you don't have a guitar.
I thought you said,
Qatar.
Yeah.
I have Qatar.
Yeah.
I do have that. They like me very much.
But I don't have a guitar.
Yeah, you have a guitar.
So anyway, but that was an amazing,
it was amazing.
No, I like it when somebody like Elon,
who has a lot to lose, is willing to do what's right.
Some people know what's right to do,
and I'm not just talking about endorsements and all,
but they don't wanna do things because they're...
They don't want it to cost them opportunities in the future.
They wanna be politically correct.
And actually they're doing a bad thing,
I think for themselves and for a lot of people
they may represent.
Okay, opening line when you walk out there.
So, I mean, I was wondering what you were gonna say.
And as a comedian, you can seize the moment.
Yeah.
And...
I think he was a hell of a comedian by the way.
No, I appreciate that.
That's what the word is.
I wouldn't say.
So I hear you go, I see the video and you go up there
and you go, as I was saying.
Right.
Crowd goes fucking berserk or what?
They went, I would say crazy.
Yeah.
And I wasn't sure.
Biggest pop-y experience?
I'll tell you how, you know, you have this as a comedian
or even as a not as a comedian,
just when you make a speech
or you make some very serious statement.
Yeah.
So we're at a very serious and somber thing
because we're celebrating a life that is no longer with us.
And I wasn't sure whether or not that thing,
I had it in my mind for a long time.
Once I said, I'm going back,
which I wanted to go back to me,
I wanted to actually finish my speech, okay?
When I got up, I said, let me finish my speech.
But I'm surrounded by like eight very large, small men
and a very wonderful woman, you saw that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm surrounded by guys that say, sir, no way.
And I have blood pouring down,
but I really wanted to finish my speech.
I said, I think I had like 50,000,
I had a lot of people there. And you know, when I went down, I think I had like 50,000, I had a lot of people there.
And you know, when I went down,
I was sort of like embarrassed.
I said, I went down in front of all these people,
you know, that was my first thing.
I don't wanna be embarrassed.
You were embarrassed that you went down
after being shot in the head.
Well, you weren't exactly sure
what the hell was happening at first, you know.
But also you came back up with a fist fight.
That's one of the hardest pictures.
No, I did, but I was also, you know.
Did you hear them say he's down,
or were you just like, I'm going?
So when I got hit, I assume that, it's funny.
Is it?
When I was down there, it is sort of strange,
I guess now it's a little bit,
we can smile a little bit, but not really,
because the three guys, one killed, one, two very badly.
But when I went down, I had total realization.
It wasn't a surreal.
You know they talked about a surreal.
That could be a surreal experience.
Like when somebody, something happens,
some traumatic thing happens, people are,
they lose focus, they have no idea where they are.
You know, I've heard many people where that happens.
Something really terrible happens like that. It was just the opposite, I knew exactly what had happened.
I got shot in the ear and Secret Service thought
I may have been shot, actually they were pretty sure
that I was shot all over because there was a lot of blood.
Just a little fact, if you get shot in the ear,
it's the bloodiest place, it bleeds more than anything else.
Now, it's good to be shot this way not that
That way that's bad. So I don't if I if I don't turn I would be doing this right now guarantee
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My son Don told me, actually he's a great shooter.
So is Eric.
They're great shooters.
They're like better than scratch, okay.
If you use it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they say it's amazing because it was 130 yards.
To me that sounds like far away, but it's not.
For shooting it's not.
He said that would be like sinking a one foot putt
for just a decent shooter.
Wow.
And I don't know if you guys are shooters,
but they said if you're a shooter,
it's almost impossible to miss.
It's that close.
It's really considered that close.
I mean, three, four, 500 yards is very doable,
but this is supposed to be very close.
And so he said, gee,
I think Don became more religious, actually,
you want to know the truth.
It had a big impact.
He said, it's impossible.
It just, the doctor actually, when I got to the hospital,
they were fantastic, Butler Hospital.
I get there and the doctor greeted me
and looked at me and looked it over.
He said, you are the luckiest man I've ever met.
He said, you should immediately go out
and buy a lotto ticket.
Can you imagine he's telling me to buy Lotto tickets.
There's blood all over the place.
And he said, I've been doing this for 25 years.
I said, I've never seen a thing like this.
Because it just whacked, whacked it.
But it was something that was relatively,
relatively not so bad compared to what could have happened.
So I feel very lucky.
It was an amazing experience,
a horrible experience in most ways.
In some ways it was beautiful because I was somehow,
I hopefully, Cory's protected too, who was the firefighter,
and he's in a good place,
maybe a better place than we're in here,
because this world is a little bit on the tough side.
But it was an amazing experience.
Do you feel like an increase in your spirituality
after some time?
Well, maybe, especially when I'm hearing from people
that do shoot and are good at it,
that it was almost impossible to miss from,
you know, like a one-foot putt. You start to break. You gotta miss it, that's was almost impossible to miss from, you know, like a one foot putt.
You start to believe.
Like you gotta miss it, that's a bad putt, right?
Yeah.
He equated it to a one foot putt.
When they say that, I say, wow, that's so,
you're saying, they said a bad shooter would hit you
from that distance 100% of the time.
Wow. That's pretty,
that's pretty good. Yeah.
And here I am, we're doing this wonderful interview
with four geniuses that are hottest pistols, right?
Good hair on this guy.
Likewise, sir.
Pretty good stuff you guys.
So anyway, so, but here we are.
Who do you think tried to take you out?
So I'm gonna give you some big breaking news, right?
Love that.
Because I know the kind of show and it's entertainment,
but it's also very serious.
I mean, I get the whole picture.
And you know what, if it was just funny stuff,
you wouldn't have the success you've got,
to be honest with you, right?
It's nice to intersperse it, but I'll give you something.
So first of all, I have great respect
for the Secret Service and the guys that were with me,
I went down and I did a good job going down
because those bullets were winging over my head.
If I would have been up for another couple of seconds,
I also wouldn't have been there.
But I didn't consider that as lucky
as turning to the right at that one,
it was like 1 16th of a second,
was the only time that I was safe, essentially.
If I would have gone a little further,
I would have been hit.
If I would have gone not as further, I would have been hit.
If I would have gone not as far, I would have been hit.
I mean, I had like this little tiny moment.
And the amazing thing is the sign is always on my left
and it's always at the end.
And I only use it 20% of the time,
maybe even less than that.
This was a chart.
This was a chart on immigration,
because I have the record.
I did a great job in immigration.
They are not doing too well right now.
Stay on the breaking news.
Stay on the breaking news.
So here's the breaking news.
So you have this shooter,
and you have another shooter, right?
So this shooter had three or so cell phones.
The FBI's never gotten them opened.
Wow.
The other shooter, three apps they call them,
and I believe they were foreign based apps,
from what I understand.
Oh wow.
They haven't opened them and they're foreign based.
And you know, you hear all about Iran,
cause I was rough with Iran,
but I want to see Iran do great.
I want to see Iran do great.
But I want to stop all the killing and all this.
And I was rough on Iran and they supposedly have a hit on me.
In fact, I think it takes great courage for you people
to be interviewing me, because it could be now.
Well, we didn't know that before we got in here.
No, if you would have known that,
you might not have done this.
Exactly.
In fact, this is a good way of me getting the interview
to be shorter.
Exactly. All of a sudden he's going to of me getting the interview to be short. Exactly.
All of a sudden he's going to say, you know, okay, that's it.
Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
Go see my daughter.
Yeah.
They have three apps and foreign based, two of them, maybe three of them are foreign based.
They haven't opened them yet.
Why wouldn't you open them when you hear about Iran or when you hear about, you know, foreign?
Then the other one had six cell phones
and they haven't opened.
Now, you know, it's very hard to open a cell phone.
Only Apple can do it in theory, unless you have somebody,
but they had no problem getting the J6 people
cell phones open.
They opened their cell phones very quickly.
You know, we have two countries in a way.
What's happening here is very bad, it's very dangerous.
We almost had one because I had the greatest economy
in the history of our country
and people were coming together.
We almost had one, but we really do have two right now
and it's a shame, because I think we'll get them together,
success will bring us together,
but they should get those phones opened.
And when there's an assassination attempt
on a former president, who's now, I'm proud to say,
leading in all the polls against the Democrat,
I don't know which one is running,
you don't know what the hell's going on.
I'm the only one that had to run against two.
I run against two Democrats, but this is a first.
We create a lot of firsts.
Usually you run against somebody.
Here I run, I had to evade, I was way up on him.
And then they say, oh, let's put,
this is like with Dana White, a fighter.
So you're fighting and the one guy's getting killed.
And they say, oh, that's okay, let's put in another fighter
to finish it off, okay?
And you're fighting, you say, hey, wait a minute,
I have a brand new fighter in here.
I spent $150 million on beating Biden.
And then all of a sudden I hear
that they're gonna overthrow him. It was a coup, I mean it really was.
But I would like them to open up these apps
and find out what's in there.
And so he had six cell phones.
Who has six cell phones?
Having six cell phones is weird.
I have cell phones, if I ever have two it's like a lot.
He had six cell phones, why does he have them? And why haven't they opened up those cell phones, if I ever have two, it's like a lot. He had six cell phones, why does he have them?
And why haven't they opened up those cell phones?
And it's different.
If you're a drug dealer, I think it's terrible in many ways,
but I guess from another standpoint,
Apple, the primary group, people buy those ones
because they will never open them for any reason.
But they got them opened on J6. They opened up their phones, but they don never open them for any reason. But they got them open on J6.
They opened up their phones, but they don't open.
And this is big stuff.
This is an assassination attempt,
and it could involve other countries.
There was that San Bernardino shooter that they hacked.
The FBI was able to hack into the phone.
Apple didn't give it up, but they were able to hack in.
There are some people in the world, very few,
that have an ability to sometimes be able to hack in.
Got it.
Very rarely, actually.
It's an amazing thing when you think that
with all the genius you almost can't do it,
but Apple has a key, and the key is open.
I mean, they can do it immediately.
But they don't do it, and they don't do it,
and that's one of the reasons that, like, I hate to say it, drug lords feel very confident
that they'll never be exposed.
And they use their cell phones, their Apple phones,
and maybe it's that way with other companies.
I don't know, they have Samsung, they have other companies.
But it's very hard.
Apple's very strong in that.
But when it comes to the assassination of a president,
leading candidate, former president, all that.
I think the rules have to go out
and they have to open those things
and they have to find out.
And in terms of national security,
somebody would say you have to either punish Apple
or you have to get somebody that can do it.
But in terms of national security,
so the one guy has six phones, lots of messages to people.
Who are those people he's calling
when he's hiding behind a bush?
So if you had to guess, I'm sure you thought,
obviously you thought about this a lot,
it's an assassination attempt.
If you had to guess, who do you think is responsible?
These are great questions.
What the hell?
Yeah.
I don't get these questions from the fake news.
Yeah, Rosie O'Donnell, I'm asking this.
Like Deface the Nation, have the woman, Brennan,
she's on Deface the Nation, she was terrible with,
you know, the way she handled J.D. Vance,
who did a great job the other night.
He did a great job.
But I don't get questions like that.
Did you ever hear of the show?
Deface, ladies and gentlemen,
it's Donald Trump on Deface the Nation.
It's called Face the Nation.
They hate, no, they spend millions of dollars.
I was like, they would name a show that?
Oh, I see. You didn't hear of it. I was like, they would name a show there? Oh, I see.
You didn't hear of it.
That's good.
They spend millions of dollars on the name CBS.
And then I come along and I say to face the,
it's face the nation.
Well, not face.
Or meet the fake press.
Yeah, meet the press.
You're good at this.
I say, meet the fake press.
And they spend all this money.
And then I say it once and it goes to millions of people.
But no, they are fake.
But some of these questions,
some of these questions are much better.
Well, thank you.
I appreciate that.
I'm honored.
Much better.
You still haven't answered them.
That was the best answer to the question.
That was almost, that's your second best answer.
You almost charmed us out of it.
Trying to get out of it.
Yes.
All right, fair enough.
Well, look, if you look at assassinations or attempts,
first of all you realize I'm in a very dangerous business.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because one one-tenth, think of this,
one-tenth of 1% of auto racers die.
Yep.
Bull riders, I think that's pretty dangerous, right?
I don't know much about it, but I think it's,
I wouldn't want to be on one of those suckers.
I see them flying off and the hoof is like an inch
from the eye and when it hits the eye, you're gone, right?
And they are very, well, it's about the same.
One tenth of 1%.
And other things, it's never much more than that.
That's sort of maxed out, I think.
Race car drivers, bull riders,
I think that's pretty much tough.
UFC fighters, it's none.
I don't think anyone's ever actually.
Not in UFC, in MMA or boxing.
It was those tragic events.
Amazingly, boxers die a lot.
But UFC, Dana tells me it's a safe sport.
I say, to me it's much rougher.
But it's pretty amazing.
They've never, in UFC, they've never lost.
And they run a great operation. They've never, it's much rougher, but you know, it's pretty amazing. They've never, in UFC, they've never lost. And they run a great operation.
They've never, nobody's died.
But with presidents, it's like a substantial percent.
Way higher than we realize, yeah.
You look at Lincoln and Kennedy and this and that.
At temps, Reagan.
You go through McKinley.
Yep, Garfield.
You look at a lot of people.
I'm in a very dangerous.
Dangerous business. Profession. Yeah. I call it a lot of people. I'm in a very dangerous. Dangerous business.
Profession.
Yeah.
I call it a profession.
Yes.
I like that.
Dangerous profession.
I like that.
I'm sitting with you guys.
You have a very nice safe life.
Me?
So no, if you said 5%.
I think he called us soft.
Yeah, I'm one of them.
Yeah, but think of it, 5%.
Yeah.
That's a lot.
That's high.
That's a lot.
Yeah, I think even the attempts is something like 25%. Attempts. Attempts is getting into a really. That's high. That's a lot. Yeah, I think even the attempts is something like 25%.
Attempts is getting into really, you know.
So people don't think of that, you know,
you run and you see and then you win
and you're down Pennsylvania, you're looking at everything.
So you're in a dangerous place.
And so it's one of those things.
I was saying before though, that, you know,
I do a thing called the weave.
And there were those that are fair that say,
this guy is so genius.
And then others would say, oh, he rambled.
I don't ramble.
If I start a story, what you do is you weave things
and you do it.
You have to have certain things.
You need an extraordinary memory
because you have to come back to where you started.
You always, a weave is only good if you come back.
They would give you credit for that.
Yeah, sure.
You could go all the way over here and then get back.
I can go so far here or there.
And I can come back to exactly where I started.
Now, someday when you don't come back to where you started.
You're Biden.
But the weave is the way.
When you're telling like a story, I was telling a story at a rally the other day
in front of thousands of people, and I started off,
and then something in the story,
I actually mentioned Air Force One.
It was Air Force One was there, so I mentioned Air Force One,
and then I said how I got $1.6 billion off
the price of Air Force One.
But then you have to come back to the story,
where was Air Force One taken?
So anyway, I do a weave, I call it the weave.
And some people think it's so genius,
but the bad people, what they say is,
you know, he was rambling.
It's not a rambling, there's no rambling.
This is a weave.
This is a weave, I call it the weave.
Good name, I'm not sure, that's another name.
We had fake news, we came up with lots of names.
But the weave is, I think we should make the weave a part of that stable. Yeah, you really weaned away
I answer my question twice
Brilliant, so I don't even want to know the answer anymore
Weave we'll weave back. Let's weave back to his question
This is where it started we back to it
So I sort of hate answering it
because I don't want to give any false identities.
I don't want to do anything having to do
with creating something that isn't there.
You would look at Iran.
Iran has an open threat out for me and that's bad.
And Biden, if he were a real president,
if he were the kind of guy he should be,
should say, if anybody shoots a former president
who's now the leading candidate,
even though he's leading against Democrats,
we will bomb that country into oblivion,
and it would stop.
And that's been said before with some people.
You know, there have been people, I won't go into it,
but there have been people that have been threatened
in another party even.
In the same party, it makes sense
and probably happens pretty quickly.
But in another party, you know, it's hard for them to-
To cross the line.
To wanna protect me, but it shouldn't be hard.
Other people have protected other people.
And what you have to inform those people is if they do it,
the country will be blown to smithereens.
The entire country will be blown to smithereens.
And those threats go away
because that's a really bad threat for a country.
Forget about me, I'm an individual,
but I represent something very important.
That's a really terrible threat.
So I mean, there are others that could be in that category.
Look, I took in hundreds of billions of dollars from China
at a level that no president took in anything.
I had tariffs on China,
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That without me, they wouldn't have those tariffs on.
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I was tough with other countries,
but I got along very well with them.
But you know, we were like a pussycat.
We were ripped off by every nation in the world.
And some of the worst rippers were our so-called allies,
people that countries that we supposedly
get along with us with,
but they're the ones that took advantage of us on trade
at a level like, you know,
I mean, I ended some of the dumbest trade deals
I've ever seen and made them much better for the country. I mean, what difference does it make? I made, I took some of the dumbest trade deals I've ever seen and made them much better for the country.
I mean, what difference does it make?
I made, I took a terrible trade deal,
would make it a good trade deal.
But like Japan, I redid the trade deal.
South Korea, I did the trade deal.
The deals, I went to Abe of Japan.
I said, Shinzo, he was assassinated.
He was, as you probably know, he was incredible.
Great man, he was a great leader for the people, they loved him.
I said, Shinzo, look, we can't do this.
The trade deal is so bad, we're friends,
but I have to renegotiate the trade deal.
And he said to me, I knew that would happen.
I said, why did you know?
Because you're right, it's so one-sided.
It's like, he said, I knew you'd catch us.
But they went through many presidents where Japan was,
as an example, they'll send us millions of cars.
We're not allowed to send that many.
They send us their farm product.
We were sending them practically nothing.
It was like a one way, everything was one way.
And by the way, virtually every, China was the worst,
but there were many countries almost as bad.
The European Union was almost as bad in my opinion.
It sounds nice.
Oh, the European Union is so nice.
They were ruthless in their trading.
And I said to Angela Merkel,
how many Chevrolet's do we have in the middle of Berlin?
Why?
I don't believe any.
I said, you're right.
And yet we take in the, you know. Why? I don't believe any. I said, you're right. And yet we take in all of that.
We take in Mercedes-Benz and BMW
and we take in all of this Volkswagen.
We're taking in all of these millions and millions of cars.
I say, how many American cars are in the middle of Munich
or Berlin?
And the answer is none.
And I had things change around. So, you know, you could say,
I think that the answer would be, at this moment, Iran,
and I think they could catch him.
And if we had a real president, which we don't,
we don't have a real president,
we have a man that is grossly inept,
and it's very dangerous,
because these guys are all at the top of their game.
When you talk about President Xi
and you talk about any one of the leaders in the world,
Macron, he's a smart guy, he's all for France.
He would take the shirt off your back
if you didn't know what you were doing.
When you're with these guys, are these guys all sharks?
Yeah.
And you can sense the energy immediately?
Yeah, not all of them, but some of them aren't sharks.
How are you assessing personality when you meet them?
Okay, well I can tell you, like,
Modi, India.
He's a friend of mine, he's great.
He's the nicest India.
This is for you.
Oh good, well I'll tell you, do you like him or not?
Do you like him?
I have family on both sides, though. I have family that loves everything and family is good, well I'll tell you. Do you like him or not? Do you like him? I have family on both sides.
I have family that loves everything and family is not.
I'll just tell you though.
You mean that?
I know.
Well they had, you know, before him,
they were replacing him every year.
It was very unstable.
He came along.
He's in a lot of different structures.
He's great, he's a friend of mine.
But on the outside, he looks like he's your father.
He's the nicest, total killer.
Because I asked him, we're talking,
they did a thing called Howdy Moody in Houston, Texas.
And they filled up the stadium, it was me and him,
we filled up the stadium, it was beautiful.
Like 80,000 people was going crazy.
They were walking around today, maybe I wouldn't be,
maybe you wouldn't do that.
We're walking in the middle waving to everybody.
Anyway, but we have a very good relationship.
He's the nicest human being.
But we had a couple of occasions
where somebody was threatening India.
I said, let me help, I'm very good with those people,
let me help.
I will do it, I will do it,
then I will do anything necessary.
We've defeated them for hundreds of years.
He was talking about a certain country,
you can probably guess the country.
Can't fathom which.
You know the country.
But I said, whoa, what happened there?
What happened?
What happened?
So, no, they're all tough and they're all smart.
And some are very good people.
He's a good person.
There's some good people and some aren't good people.
But they're all at the top of their game.
And we have her who is now more important than him,
I guess, although he's still president of this country.
We're talking about nuclear war and he's not capable.
He doesn't even know what it is.
He said yesterday when they talked about
should they hit Iran's nuclear,
no, no, you shouldn't do that.
He said, no, it's sort of just the opposite
because the nuclear is the biggest threat
we have in the world today.
It's not global warming where the oceans are rising
one eighth of an inch in the next 500 years.
The threat that we have, the biggest threat is nuclear war.
You seem concerned about that.
I am because it only takes one.
I am.
They have five countries now that have capability
and soon they'll have more
and we shouldn't let there be more.
And I was at a point, very good,
despite the Russia, Russia, Russia hoax,
it was a total hoax,
so we were totally exonerated and everything else,
I could have told them that the first day,
but that causes a lot of problems,
a lot of problems, and they're a big nuclear power.
We were close to a deal
for getting rid of nuclear weapons, it would be so good for all countries or just Russia
We were talking about Russia ourselves and China. Oh wow, and
We would then bring everyone else into it and so you all strongly you all would get rid of your nuclear capabilities
Denuclearize yes, we were going to get totally den. Totally denuclearized. Of nuclear, because it's too powerful.
It's too much.
Yeah.
You know, my uncle, Dr. John Trump, was the-
Country doctor.
Yeah, Dr. John Trump.
Well, he was a nuclear doctor, actually.
He was at MIT.
He's the longest serving professor at MIT.
He passed away, great guy.
He was a brilliant guy, a brilliant scientist.
And he used to tell me, he said, a long time ago,
he'd say, Donald, someday it's very dangerous.
Somebody will be able to carry a small briefcase
into a building in New York and blow up the entire city.
I said, you gotta be kidding me, Uncle John,
that will never happen.
He was like a really brilliant guy.
He was there for I think 41 years.
He's the longest serving professor in the history of MIT.
Oh wow.
So when I understand physics and when I understand
things well, they say, how come you,
I have, there's good genetics, you know, I'm a believer.
You guys believe in that?
Were your parents funny?
Were they comedians?
Yeah, my mom's side is Scottish.
Fellow Scottish, yeah.
Scottish women tend to be pretty.
You know, my mom is Scottish.
I was gonna ask you about that, yeah.
And she was great.
Is that where you get your humor from?
Well, I'll tell you what.
England at the time, they fought them for a thousand years
trying to get them under tow.
They couldn't do it.
Couldn't do it.
They're very tough.
That reminds me of my mother, come to think of it.
Yeah. My mother was great.
She was a Stornoway, the Hebrides, right?
That's really serious Scottish, but she was great.
But it is true when you see Braveheart,
that was one of many times, you know, for hundreds of years.
Did you watch that with your mom by any chance?
No, I didn't.
I didn't get to, I'll tell you, I saw Braveheart, I think Mel Gibson is a very good guy.
I've met him a number of times, good guy,
but out there that was super Mel Gibson in his prime.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was on a plane, and there was absolutely nothing
to do, it was one of these planes that you couldn't
make calls, you couldn't do, and they had tapes.
That's all planes for us.
And they showed me like, they showed, no,
but they showed me, they showed me, sir,
we have 20 tapes, and I looked at the tapes,
and they were all there, and this was like 20 years
after it was made, this was probably six years ago.
I never saw Braveheart.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
And they showed me a tape, and I said,
all right, let's put that one on.
And within about four minutes, I said,
this may be the greatest moment ever.
It's incredible.
It's incredible.
Within four minutes.
I'm a Braveheart fan.
But you've seen it.
Oh, dude, I saw it with my mom.
She was emotional for like a week.
I wish I saw it with my mother.
But it was good.
Was that your Braveheart moment,
like after getting shot when you stood up?
No, no.
Freedom! You don't think of that in those moments. You do what like after getting shot when you stood up? No, no. Freedom!
You don't think of that in those moments.
You do what you do.
Yeah, thank God you weren't thinking
about Mel Gibson in the Duelist.
No, but he's good.
But he was, in prime time, he was unbelievable.
I mean, at that, his look, his way,
you couldn't have had a better guy playing it.
But it was, that was a great movie.
But it is true, England, and you know, at the time, that was a great movie. But it is to England and you know,
at the time, for a thousand years,
and they'd have the battles with thousands
or once a thousand, and they run at each other.
Tell me that.
You think that takes guts?
They run at each other.
Knowing they're gonna pretty much die, right?
The Roman army built walls to keep out the Scottish
when they were up in the East.
Yeah, yeah, they were afraid of the Scottish.
They were afraid.
The Scottish people, they're tough people,
they're good people.
Actually, they're very great people,
but they're good fighters.
But your mom was funny.
She was funny, yes.
That's what I hear.
I hear she was.
She had a great sense of humor,
and my father loved my mother.
You know, they were married for...
Polar opposites, though?
Yeah, my father was German. Serious. Serious. My father loved my mother, you know, they were married for... Polar opposites though?
Yeah, my father was German.
Serious.
Serious, but good.
He was a tough guy, but he had a good heart.
When he walked down the street,
and they'll say we can walk down the street,
he would always give something to,
if there was somebody that had problems,
he used to have the can and a pencil, you know,
the can of, my father would always put $100 in that thing.
He'd always do it.
Now he had a tremendous heart,
but he was a tough guy.
He was tough.
He was just like no nonsense.
It was firm.
My mother was a woman,
and I don't know how your mother felt,
but she loved the Queen.
Don't forget, the Queen was, you know,
the Queen was great.
Oh, would she have liked,
because the Queen honored me before she died.
She honored me as the president in Buckingham Palace.
And there's nobody that does it like the English.
There's nobody that has it, you know, the pomp and ceremony.
But my mother would love that.
Your mother, so did she feel strongly about the royalty?
I think they're obsessed with the royal family out there,
like in general.
Your mother would have been.
She was really into all the pageantry for sure.
My mother was.
Oh, my mother thought the queen was great.
She thought the queen was so wonderful.
Some of my family hates the English though,
I will be honest.
There's some history there.
I know, I know.
But a lot of the, it's a hard breakup.
They tried to break up Scotland
from the rest of the empire, so to speak.
Because they got some oil.
And it made it by about like a half a point.
They kept it together, so I hope it stays together.
I hope it always stays together.
But England, as they say,
because it used to be England,
but England never could, they just,
and they were bigger.
And they had more people.
They could never finish it off by capturing Scotland.
So it's really sort of-
They ended up having to marry together.
They married.
They became sort of subsidiaries, right?
But it was great.
That's interesting with your mother. Guys, that became sort of subsidiaries, right? But it was great.
That's interesting with your mother.
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Okay, so the humor, so the humor comes from there,
maybe some other things,
because I think that's one thing
that there's bipartisan support for you,
is even the people that are like,
I don't like that guy, will go go, hey, he's funny though.
He says funny things.
Have you heard this before about it?
Yeah, I've heard it.
It's very disarming humor.
Yeah, but in my business, in what I do,
if you don't have humor, you won't even survive.
Wait, why is that?
Because I think you have to have a light side.
I see a lot of dark things.
I see horrible things.
I see things that are bad. I see political things that are hard. I mean, we have a lot of dark things. I see horrible things. I see things that are bad.
I see political things that are hard.
I mean, we have a lot of corrupt people on this country
and I see it.
Horrible corrupt people.
We have people that, you know, I really do.
We have, from the inside, we have really bad people
and outside we do, but I think the outside is much,
I think it's easier to handle China.
If you have a smart president who knows some things,
if you had a, who knows how to deal, let's say,
you're not gonna have a problem with Russia.
Russia would have never attacked Ukraine
if I were president.
I used to talk to Putin about it.
I got along great with him.
They would have never, ever done it.
I ended his pipeline, you know?
I ended the pipeline, called Nord Stream 2 ended the pipeline, calls Nord Stream 2,
nobody ever heard of Nord Stream 2.
Yeah, yeah.
I said, are you building a pipeline going to Europe?
Yeah, I said, I don't think so.
And I told, I got them together.
I said, you mean, we're defending you from Russia
and you're paying them billions of dollars a month for oil?
It's not gonna work that way.
And I ended it.
And then when Biden came in, he gave it back.
The biggest project they ever had, right?
He gave it back.
And then everyone said,
Trump is friends with Putin.
And so Putin would say, if you're my friend,
I'd hate like hell to see you as my enemy.
Think of it.
And I put a lot of sanctions on,
but I got along with Russia.
I get along with pretty much everybody.
Actually, the tougher they were, the better I did with them.
That's a good thing, not a bad thing,
because the other ones are easier to handle.
But the ones that I got along with,
and they're also the bigger threats.
I got along very well with President Xi of China,
but when COVID came, I was not happy with him
because it came out of the labs.
I mean, they released it from accidentally, I believe.
You know, a lot of people would say it wasn't an accident,
but they got hit very hard.
They got hit as hard as anybody in the world.
It was late, it was belated.
It was a late hit.
But when COVID came,
I made an unbelievable trade deal with China.
They have to buy $50 billion of our product every year.
It was, nobody could believe I got that deal done.
I don't even talk about it because of COVID.
I don't even talk about it.
That deal is unbelievable.
And what's happened now, our farmers have been hit
because Biden hasn't pressed them to honor the deal.
I used to, every day I'd get up,
how much did China buy today?
Sir, I'd call them up and say, you're behind.
You have to buy 50 billion.
Do you think Biden does that?
Biden's sleeping.
But over the last week,
I have, when we talk about funny or sad,
I think it's more sad than funny.
He has one ability I don't have.
He sleeps. He can sleep.
This guy goes on a beach
and he lays down on one of those six ounce,
they weigh six ounces and he can't lift it.
They're meant for children, young people,
and old people to lift.
They're aluminum, you know, hollowed aluminum.
They weigh very little, and he can't lift.
And somebody convinced him he looks good in a bathing suit.
And when you're 82, typically bathing suits aren't
gonna make you look great.
You're not gonna be enhanced, all right?
It's just one of those things.
I can't be sure about that, but typically you don't.
Depends what he's packing. He could have had it like that. I don't know what the hell he's packing,. I can't be sure about that, but typically you don't know. Depends what he's packing.
He could have had it like that.
I don't know what the hell he's packing,
but I don't want to know either.
I don't know.
But he has an ability to fall asleep while on camera.
He can lie down on one of those things.
And in minutes, he's stone-cold out.
How does he do it?
And he's got cameras on, because he's the president.
So they have cameras on him.
And then they show him sleeping on the beach.
You'll never see me sleeping in front of a camera.
How do we get you better at that?
Like, what can we do?
How do we work on that?
As a country?
As a country?
Yeah.
We gotta save our country.
Look, we are, we are, we are a nation in decline,
whether you like it or not.
I hate hearing that.
I know, I hate it.
That hurts me, that hurts me.
That's a proud American.
Well, what you like though is,
but we're gonna be greater than ever before.
So that's, I think, the messaging that I think.
I think that's really nice to hear.
Well, that's my ultimate message,
but you can't avoid the fact that we've allowed
21 million people into our country
in the last three and a half years.
And I don't know your persuasion.
I don't know if you guys are liberal or what,
but nobody can be happy with 21 million people
openly walking into our place.
We don't know.
And it was released last week
that 13,000 of those people are murderers.
13,099.
13,000 of those people are in prison.
They're incarcerated for murder and they let them out.
I think you have support on this though.
I think everybody-
Tremendous support.
Regardless of their political affiliation.
I'll let you know on November 6th,
if I have support.
But I don't think-
The day after the election.
November 5th. I don't think there's pushback.
The most important day.
Yeah, I think people are agreeing
they want a strong border.
I don't think that's an issue that's like tearing the country apart
but I do think that there is something. There are some people that want open and
they're either. But they're like politicians that are getting some sort
of reinforcement through this. The average American I don't think is going, we hate our country.
Open borders. I think only a person that hates our country actually, maybe it's a
down deep hatred, can want open borders.
So we took in more than 21 million people
in the last three and a half years,
and we have no idea where they even come from.
They're terrorists, they're drug dealers.
You know, in Venezuela, and it's not just South America,
but take Venezuela, they've taken their criminals
off the streets of Caracas, which was a very dangerous city.
You couldn't walk across the street in Caracas
and get a loaf of bread.
Right now it's a safe city.
Their crime is down 72%.
They've taken all of their criminals, almost all of them,
and they brought them into the United States and dumped them.
That's not ending well.
You know where some of them went to Aurora in Colorado,
and they took over the town.
They took it over.
The whole town?
The whole pretty much, yeah.
You know how they took it over with guns?
They went into the real estate business like me.
I had to go to a bank and borrow.
They went in with MK-47.
So they went in with weapons
like nobody's ever seen before.
They went in with military style weapons,
they've taken it over.
But I think most people are on board with deporting
any illegal that has committed a crime.
I think there's bipartisan support of that.
I think the tricky thing comes,
and honestly I have empathy, you're a business owner,
there's been people, I'm not trying to out you,
but there's been people I'm sure that might not have had
legal citizenship
that have maybe worked in various businesses.
And it's like, I've definitely been taken care of as a kid
by people that weren't legal, babysitters and stuff.
So there are people that maybe would like a path
to citizenship that I have a lot of empathy for.
You have to start with the criminals.
Agreed.
Okay, look.
But maybe we can.
It's very tough.
Maybe we can open our hearts a little bit
to the people who are trying to be,
you know, good hardworking Americans.
And you know what's gonna happen?
You're gonna be in the midst of this.
Now, you know, Dwight Eisenhower
was sort of a moderate, General Eisenhower.
Did you know that they had 8% generals,
president of the United States,
8% were generals, 92% were politicians,
and then you had Trump.
See, that's a weave.
You know, we go off into the streets.
I like that.
Because now I'm like, where are we weaving to?
I'm into this.
No, no, think of it,
because we're talking about generals,
and then you get back onto the general.
There you go.
Because what I was gonna say is that Eisenhower-
I like the play by play for the week.
No, it's good though, isn't it great?
We go into it, we mention Eisenhower,
and then I say, he was a general, 8% generals, 92%,
and now you go back, okay, it's part of the weave.
Then you go back.
No, you gotta keep it all together.
You gotta be sharp.
If you're not sharp, you're dead.
Think of it, think of it.
No, but think of it.
So we have 92% and 8%, no admirals,
and no business people until me.
So now we have me, I'm one.
So I'm one.
And then maybe things change after that.
Okay, here's-
No, I think it will change.
There'll never be another business person
that ever does this.
Okay, here's the question.
Because I've been treated so badly
that I think that no person of success,
don't forget, my whole life was deals.
Deals, deals, deals, deals, deals.
Most guys are stiffs.
Like, they'll run for office, there's no deal,
there's no nothing, you can't get yourself in trouble much.
You can be a crooked politician, as some are.
But basically, I do so many deals.
I do hundreds of thousands of pages of documents a year,
you know, when I'm really in the mood, right?
And if they find one page,
I got myself a problem politically, right? And if they find one page, I got myself a problem politically.
Okay, look at it.
They went after me for years on taxes.
Years.
They went to the United States Supreme Court.
I gave them tens of thousands of pages
and you never heard about it again.
Well, that is what often happens,
which is probably incredibly frustrating,
which is lobbying an allegation,
and then when it's proven to be false, they just move on.
It's kind of fire.
Oh, they don't even write about it.
I called the New York Times on something, I was right,
and they said, are you gonna do, yeah, the Russian hoax.
Well I'm suing Pulitzer, you know this.
They got a Pulitzer Prize for their New York hoax.
For the hoax?
Oh wow.
Yeah, for the hoax. They got the Pulitzer Prize for their New York hugs. For the hugs? Oh wow. Yeah, for the hugs.
They got the Pulitzer Prize.
So the writers got Pulitzer Prizes
for their brilliant coverage
of the Russia, Russia, Russia hugs.
Interesting.
It turned out to be right.
So we wrote a letter to the Pulitzer Prize, right?
You know, the committee, it's a big foundation.
And we said, it's a lawsuit that's going on right now.
And we said, we demanded you take back the Pulitzer prizes,
we demand an apology.
Because you're actually, by leaving them,
you're sort of saying it happened.
And it didn't have, everybody now is giving it up.
Yeah, you're rewarding the lie.
So I sued them.
They said, well, we did what we did.
We're not, okay, that's okay, that's all right.
So I sued them.
And they've got themselves a big problem now.
And this suit's moving along, and I think we're okay, that's okay, that's all right. So I sued him. And they've got themselves a big problem now.
And this suit's moving along,
and I think we're gonna win that suit easily.
Because they gave people Pulitzer Prizes that were wrong.
You know, as you get the Pulitzer Prizes equivalent,
if you could, guys like Sean Hannity,
guys like, you know, there were numerous of them that,
I mean, not as many as the fake news,
it's the very liberal media,
but we had tremendous, John Solomon, he's a great writer.
So many people knew that that was a hoax.
They should get prizes.
I don't know, Pulitzer Prize,
because you don't give Pulitzer Prizes
to a guy on television.
You can't get, in theory, a Pulitzer Prize.
But you had a lot of people that got that right.
They got nothing.
So we sued Pulitzer on the basis
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And I said, by not taking it back,
you're trying to say that it actually happened,
you know, in a way.
I'm saying you're defaming me because
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Now I have a question,
because I know we have limited time,
but important thing.
How are we doing so far?
You're doing great.
You're doing amazing.
They're making us work, but we want you for long term.
I'll bet it's my people.
You know, I do have other things.
But I know you're busy.
How interesting is this stuff?
See, this is the fun stuff.
He's an influencer.
Yeah, he's a good kid.
You know, I asked him, I said, Alex,
let me ask you a question.
Sure.
And I didn't, I wasn't even thinking of myself.
You're not telling me you've got time now. I said, who is giving, give him a little. Sure. And I didn't, I wasn't even thinking of myself. Oh, you're not telling him he's got time now.
I said, who is, give him a little more time, what the hell.
Can I override Alex?
I don't know, yeah.
Unlike Biden, he can't, I can't.
I can do it.
I can say, Alex, I'm doing it.
He'll say, thank you, sir.
But he can't.
They turn the cameras off with this guy.
Do you ever see it?
The cameras are off, the lights go off everywhere.
He just, you see, he's a deep,'s in deep trouble, we're in no trouble.
But I'll tell you what, I asked Alex, he's an influencer.
You know, he's a very, he's a big name influencer.
I don't know if he's in this league,
I don't know who the hell is.
But I said to him, knowing nothing about influencers,
I said, who is the biggest of all the influencers, sir?
That's the easiest question you've ever asked me.
Who is it? You, sir. That's the easiest question you've ever asked me. Who is it?
You, sir.
That's true.
Wow.
I said you.
I never thought of it.
He said you're the biggest.
You have hundreds of millions of people.
You have more people than anybody else by far.
You know, before they took away,
I went from having 280 million on Facebook
and Twitter and Instagram.
The three of them combined, 280, I think I was number one,
because Zuckerberg told me that.
He came to the White House, he said,
congratulations, you're number one on Facebook.
So I went from that to having nobody.
I went, that was like cold turkey, right?
You'd call that cold turkey.
That would be like if we didn't do business with China.
One day I said, no more business with China, that's, you go cold turkey, right? You'd call that cold turkey. That would be like if we didn't do business with China. One day I said, no more business with China,
you go cold turkey, right?
And I went and I said, boy, but I had a lot to say.
This was after the presidency, of course.
They do it after the presidency.
During the presidency they're a little bit.
They're very nice.
But I went totally, totally off.
I had nobody and I had all these ideas off. I had nobody.
And I had all these ideas.
And I couldn't get the word out,
and I had some good thoughts,
and people wanted to hear my thoughts.
And I did a thing called Save America.
And essentially it was like the old fashioned,
you guys are far too young.
In the old days what we did,
we didn't have tweeting, or we didn't have truth.
Truth is doing great by the way.
Would you please use truth?
I love truth.
Use truth, everybody.
It's my voice.
But I also use X.
I also use X.
But I went from having all these people, and I did an old-fashioned press release.
It's called, we used to go to press releases.
And somebody would write up something.
And send it to all the theater.
And I started doing it, Save America,
and they got longer and better and longer,
and I started doing it, and man, I had millions of people.
Now nobody else could do that,
because if somebody puts out a press release,
it just doesn't work out too well.
But I did it, and it did well, and then I did Truth,
and I'm very good friends with Elon,
and we owe Elon a lot for what he's done with X.
And I use X2, I use X2.
But my voice is on Truth, and it's done really well.
I mean, if I want to get something out,
I put it on Truth, and everybody picks it up.
Everybody picks it up.
That's the thing, you put it there,
and then you see other people.
It knows, picked up all over the place, it's picked up.
I could be on anything I want, but I put it out on Truth, and it knows, picked up all over the place. It's picked up. I mean, I could be on anything I want,
but I put it out on Truth,
and it just gets picked up all over the place.
So it's been very good.
But he said I was the number one influencer.
See?
The weave.
The weave is great.
Okay, question, question.
Okay, you've got your son, Baron.
Do you think I'm the number one influencer?
Not even close.
I think it's Rogan, I think it's Rogan,
you and Kim Kardashian.
Like Kim Kardashian influences the shape
of women's bodies and faces.
Like you see so many, their literal shape of human beings.
Do they wanna look like her?
They wanna look like her.
So once we start seeing dudes wanna look like you.
And I see young Jack over there,
I think he's trying to do it. Yeah.
You're TikTok Jack.
TikTok Jack.
Tell me. You know, this is a little new world. I call him, his name is Jack. I call him TikTok
Jack. I'm good with names, you know.
You are. You're very good with names.
Poker hunters.
Yeah.
We have names.
What about, and there was, you, Tampon Tim was good. What about, is that?
The problem with Tampon Tim, it's hard to say.
Yeah. In other words. It's a tampon, tim, it's hard to say.
Yeah.
In other words.
It's a mouthful.
It's a lot.
And you can't stutter it through when you're following.
It's really a lousy word to say.
Yeah.
But it's quite accurate, right?
There are some like comrade Kamala.
It's a little hard to say.
She's comrade because she's obviously a communist. She's horrible. So I call her comrade Kamala. It's a little hard to say. She's comrade because she's obviously a communist.
She's horrible.
So I call her comrade.
And it's not bad, but when you put the names together,
it's a little, you gotta be able to pew.
You know?
No, you gotta be able to put it out there.
But we have a lot of good ones.
A lot of them I can't go into with you because
some of my best ones, some of my best ones are from the Republican primaries.
Oh, yeah.
And they're all friends of mine now.
Now you've got to be nice.
What about Mike Pence?
You got anything from Mike Pence?
Well, it's a shame because he and I had a very good relationship.
What happened to him?
Hanging out somewhere.
He couldn't cross the line of doing what was right, in my opinion.
Some people would disagree with that,
but he had the right to go and put them
before the legislature and have them reassess
because they found out a lot of bad things.
And he had a lawyer that said he didn't have that right,
but he did have that right.
And you know why we found out that that was true?
Because they changed the law after the election
so that he couldn't do what I said he could do.
Okay?
They changed the law so that a vice president
could no longer do what I said he could do.
So in other words, I turned out to be right.
But it's a shame.
We had a very good relationship for 99.9% of the thing.
And you know, I think he's a good man.
I think he's a good man.
Unfortunately, I wish he would have had the stamina,
maybe courage, maybe both, to go further,
because we have to have honest elections in our country.
And if we're afraid to challenge an election,
we're in big trouble, you know?
They say, if you challenge, they've challenged elections
to Democrats, look at Maxine Waters, how dare that,
you know, they've challenged Stacey Abrams,
almost all of the Democrats challenge,
but when we challenge, they say, he's a threat to democracy.
These are con artists, and they're very bad for our country.
So I'm gonna weed them out, I'm gonna weed them out,
I'll do it in honor of you.
Okay, so tell me this.
So tell me this situation.
Okay, Barron is 18, he's handsome, he's tall, he's rich.
He's got the whole ball of that.
He's unleashed in New York City.
Are you sure you want to reverse Roe V. Wade now?
Yeah.
I mean, maybe give him a few years.
Well, you know, it's up to the states now. It's up give him a few years you know.
You know it's up to the states now it's up to the states because I have and I
believe in exceptions and all of the different things. You've been vocal
about that. I think a lot of people agree with me.
Yeah. It was very very strong very very tough and Republicans were gonna lose a
lot of elections having to do with a lot of other things too,
because there are many issues.
We have the border, we have this, we have wars,
we have everything.
And Roe v. Wade was always about getting it back
to the states.
And then people started talking about the number of weeks
and this, that, all these.
But nobody wanted, no legal scholar, no Democrat,
no Republican, liberal, conservative,
nobody wanted it in the federal government.
It shouldn't be in the federal government.
And the legal scholars, it was abhorrent.
They didn't want it,
and they didn't want it in the federal government.
And it was in the federal government.
So what we did is, right,
what we did is we moved it back to the states
and a vote of the people.
And now they're voting.
Ohio voted, a very liberal, you know, Ohio,
I won Ohio by a lot, but they voted, and it's up to them.
Okay, I do believe in exceptions.
Life of the mother, and incest.
If your daughter's raped by somebody,
let's say he's from a prison someplace,
and he's killed people and everything else, absolutely, you have to be able to do.
There are some people,
and I think that group is smaller and smaller
when they realize what's going on,
but there are some people that,
under no circumstances can you do,
I don't happen to agree, Ronald Reagan didn't agree,
but what has happened is it's now back in the states
where it belongs and the states are moving along and they're approving things.
Some conservative and some liberal.
There are some places, my wife and I had a baby through IVF and you've been very supportive
of IVF.
I was totally.
I really loved that.
You said that you guys were going to pay for it.
Right from the beginning.
And I would love to get the refund or whatever once that happens, when the government.
But I actually said, we want babies in our country.
And we do.
Yeah.
But there are some people using that reversal of Roe v. Wade
to kind of attack the legality of IVF.
And to me, it's like, that's heartbreaking.
These are crooked politicians.
These are politicians.
And I'll give you an example.
I came out, when it first came up
and it started in Alabama where a judge ruled
that you couldn't do IVF and all clinics
all over Alabama was gonna shut down,
we're gonna be shut down.
And I wasn't an expert on IVF, but I have common sense.
You know, we're the party of common sense.
And some women called me,
and actually Katie Britt called me,
the Senator from Alabama,
who's really a young, good politician, smart,
great husband, who was a football player, great family.
She called me up, she said,
"'Sir, women have come to me and almost attacked me,'
and then my best friends,
"'that the judge shut down IVF.'"
He's a very conservative judge, and judge shut down IVF. He was a very conservative judge,
and he shut down IVF.
And I said, let's explain it, told me.
And she told me, I said, no, it's a great thing.
It's helping women have babies.
And she didn't know her friends were all going through IVF.
She didn't know.
It's so much more common than people realize, yeah.
But they don't talk about it.
Let's say somebody's doing it.
I understand.
I never had big discussions.
I know there's, if you're a woman and you're going through,
you're not gonna be telling Katie Britt
and you're not gonna be telling your friends,
hey, I'm going through IVF.
Some will and some won't.
But she didn't know anything about her friends
and they were good friends of hers.
She said, they're literally attacking me.
I said, well, what is it?
After about five minutes, I'm a quick study,
I said, that's a great thing.
And I came out, within 45 minutes of the decision,
I came out strongly in favor
on behalf of the Republican Party.
And I have calls from senators saying,
thank you sir, you saved my political career.
Because they might've come out.
Save their family too.
But here's what does happen, which is really,
we get calls that just the other day
that this total lying politician that's running,
that ruined San Francisco, she destroyed San Francisco
with her very liberal policies,
and she destroyed the state of-
Gavin Newsom? No, it the state of- Gavin Newsom?
No, it's not.
It's her.
But Gavin Newsom, I call him Gavin Newscombe.
Gavin Newscombe.
That's a good one.
No, he's a terrible, he's a terrible.
That was pew, that was pew.
No, no.
That was pew.
He, Gavin Newsom.
He doesn't like that name.
But he is.
Good hair though.
Gavin, he probably does, yeah.
Yeah, he is nice.
I don't know, yours?
Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Pretty? Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
Pretty good.
Don't take your hat off.
You never know.
Sometimes the guy will take his hat off,
he has good hair, I say boy you are.
And usually it's bald.
95% of the time.
There's always a reason, usually a reason,
that's okay too.
But what I do, I get a call and they say that she, Kamala,
said that I'm against IVF, okay, that I'm against it.
They know it's untrue, but all of the lies are true.
So many different things.
The blood bath, that was about the auto industry,
but the word is a tough word.
China's gonna take all our auto business
if we go all electric and all this stuff.
And the head of the union, I said, is a fool.
He sold the union down.
I'm doing great with it.
You notice where the teamsters like me,
and they all like me.
The workers like me because I'm gonna...
Seems to be that way.
Yeah, it seems to be.
Even unions that have never been with a Republican before
are endorsing me.
I mean, it's incredible.
The Teamsters voted 61% in favor of Trump.
Think of that.
I'll tell you, the FBI would be in favor.
Almost everybody, I think almost everybody
would be in favor.
But they lie and they say, and they know it's a lie.
Charlottesville, the Charlottesville statement was perfect.
If they take the next sentence that I gave,
I made a statement on it.
It was a perfect statement.
And if you take, but they never take the next sentence,
they cut it off.
Even the other one, peacefully and patriotically,
in my speech, I talked about peacefully and patriotically.
They never show that.
They never talk about it.
To show you how dishonest they are,
the J6 committee, I call it the unselect,
you know they call it the select committee,
I call it the unselect committee
of political hacks and thugs.
They never talk about my speech
because it was a good speech.
It was a patriotic speech.
Are you numb to this now or does it still bother you?
No, it bothers me.
I'll tell you what bothers me.
Kamala the other day said, he is against IVF.
And everybody knows that that's false.
When I came out, people were a little surprised actually
because you know, in theory,
but I came out strongly in favor of Ivina.
She is an add-on that I'm against Ivina.
She knows it's untrue.
She is an add-on that bloodbathed.
Bloodbath means like blood and that's not what,
I was talking about the automobile industry.
It's gonna be a bloodbath in the automobile.
We're gonna lose all our business.
That's what she's referring to.
When they do things, and they do a lot,
but I always refer them back to the simplicity of McDonald's.
She lied about McDonald's, she lied about many things,
and she's a liar.
There should be some kind of a rule
when they know it's a lie, you can't do a commercial on it.
But this is a thing that's gonna end in 29 days
so they can say what they want.
I have a hard time doing it to them
because I'm basically a truthful person.
But frankly, no, but frankly,
no, but frankly, she's given me so much ammunition,
I know I have to.
She's a radical left lunatic.
Who will destroy our nation other than that?
But she will destroy our nation.
So when you take a look at it,
and I think that, you know,
just getting back to your original thought on the abortion,
having it back in the states,
the people are now voting on it,
and we're gonna put an end to a 52 year ordeal.
This has been going on for 52 years.
It's back with the states and it's a vote of the people.
And that's where everybody wanted it to be. And I think that issue is largely quelled because of that.
You've said like Arizona, you think went a little bit too far. If you feel a state goes a little bit too far,
will you use a little influence and say, hey, maybe we can make exceptions?
Oh, no, I won't back it. I won't back it.
Okay. I think that's important for moderates to hear. Oh no, I won't back it. I won't back it. I think you-
I think that's important for moderates to hear.
That's what I wanna give you the opportunity to say.
Some states say no weeks.
But they're all changing.
Because the people in the state won't stand for that.
There are some states that say under no circumstances,
you have a daughter and she's raped
by the worst, most violent criminal in the country
and you cannot get her, you cannot take her answer.
She has to live with that for the rest of her life.
She got to live with this.
And the father is a monster.
He's from an insane asylum because he killed 50 people
and you're gonna have that baby.
And I can't believe.
You have to have empathy for that.
No, no, I can't believe that people are forced to do that.
And you have a tiny, you know, right now,
it used to be a much bigger segment.
No, I think I've done a good job in a lot of ways
because I've convinced people that you just can't do that.
That's important.
It's always been complex, it's always been tough,
but we've come a long way with that issue.
But just in a nutshell, bringing it back to the states
and giving a vote of the people is where they wanted it
30 years ago, 20 years ago, 10 years ago.
And then they got a little complex.
They talked about the length and the number of weeks.
But with protections, with protections for women.
To me, you have to, Ronald Reagan a long time ago was with the, with protections for women. To me, Ronald Reagan a long time ago
was with the same three protections.
He said he wanted, you know, for incest
and the life of the mother, and that was a long time ago.
Okay, you have a very busy day.
Before you go, what would you like your legacy to be
and what do you think it will be?
And thank you very much for taking the time.
Two very different questions actually, I think.
What would you like it to be?
I took over a country that was very troubled.
This country was broken up and tremendous dissension
and Barack Obama started it.
And if you take a look, it was very, very badly broken.
And I think now with Biden,
let's forget her for a second,
but with Biden and her, part of it, big part of it,
but with Biden, there's tremendous dissension.
The country is a broken up mess.
And it's broken in a lot of ways.
But what I would like my legacy to be
is the same as the term MAGA, make America great again.
I'm gonna make this country great again.
It's not a great country right now.
It's loaded up.
It's always a great country.
It's a great country.
See, that's always a great country.
Okay, but I say it has the potential
and it was a great country.
I think now there's so much hatred
and there's so much dissension.
I think when you have people
that can't walk down Fifth Avenue,
when you have people that can't walk down a street,
it ceases to be-
We can always be better.
We can always be better.
Yeah, but you can't blindfold yourself to say-
No, I'm honest about it,
but to me, I'm really proud of America
because I think that I don't, I think I can be the best version
Of myself here, you know, I think that Donald Trump can only happen in America your life. What has happened to you?
This is an American story
My mom's life is an American story like my mom's from Scotland. She comes here and has all the success
She's so grateful of what America is. That doesn't mean that we can't make it better
I like the idea of making it better every single time,
fixing these things when there's leaks in the ship.
But the idea of America and becoming the greatest version
of yourself is something I'll always be proud of.
And I like when-
So I understand what you're saying.
When I was president, we had no wars in the whole world
because of me.
I stopped a lot of wars from happening.
That makes me proud.
Right, but it's just not happening now.
Right now, people are dying in Ukraine
because we had an incompetent president.
If we had a president that knew what the hell he was doing,
Ukraine would have never happened.
Israel would have never happened.
All those people that are dying on both sides,
that would have never happened.
Afghanistan, people falling off airplanes from,
think of that, from 3,500 feet above the ground,
three times the height of the Empire State Building,
off the side of the airplane.
All of this horrible stuff would have never happened.
Inflation would have never happened
because that was caused by energy
and the stupid energy problem.
So, look, we love our country.
And it's had moments of greatness,
but I think it's a very, it's a declining,
it's so sad what's happened.
We're a nation in decline.
And we can't let it be declined.
I'll give you an example.
We're gonna lose our monetary base very soon
because countries are going off the dollar.
I'm gonna get them back on the dollar.
I'm gonna say, you gotta go back on though.
You're not gonna do any business with,
you gotta do it.
But I do think this, where I really agree with you,
we have tremendous potential.
And I say it, make America great again.
And I just wanna, I would like to have it.
I used to have something, I was going to use it
and I didn't use it because the country started
to do badly, CAG, not MAGA, CAG.
I never liked the word CAG, but it was keep America great.
You liked that one.
I liked this.
But see, I couldn't use it because we had so many problems.
So I want to say-
It sounds like that other word.
It doesn't work as well.
Look, there's never gonna be another mega.
I don't know.
I came up with a phrase that just turned out to be mega.
No, it's the greatest movement, political movement
in the history of our country.
And these are people that really love our country
and they want it to be great
and we're gonna make it great again.
That was what I would like to do is make this country
so great, better than what you're even thinking.
And you are, I mean, I love your attitude
because I think that's the way you should be.
Sorry, there's one thing I wanna give you,
a rumor I'd like to give you a chance to dispel.
And then one question if you have time,
I'd like to ask selfishly.
Rumor, the far left I think says this thing that,
oh, if Donald Trump wins, he's never going to cede power.
Then they have some clip of you saying,
just vote for me one time, you won't have to vote again.
I don't believe this is true.
I wanna give you a chance to publicly say that's nonsense,
just so you can publicly speak in a moderates out there.
So what I said, yeah, Christians tend to vote
at a very low percentage for some reason.
And so do gun owners.
Would you believe it, the NRA?
Gun owners tend not to vote.
Maybe it's a rebellious thing, I don't know.
Maybe.
I said, look, our country's in big trouble,
really big trouble with the border, with all the problems.
We can solve the problem.
But vote this one time.
After that, we're not gonna need it to,
this is the most important election
in the history of our country. This is the most important election in the history of our country.
Vote for this most important election.
And then if you don't wanna vote,
we're gonna have elections, but you don't have to vote
because it's gonna go along swimmingly.
That's how I interpreted it.
Yeah, that's how everybody interprets it.
That's how they interpreted it too.
Yes, they know what you're saying.
You gotta vote this time because we don't have,
we can't wait four years because you know what?
In another four years like we've just had with this clown
that's a president, that's just a clown, a foolish man.
Don't forget, he was a stupid man 25 years ago.
He was never a smart man.
He's run many times.
Isn't that amazing?
He's run many times and he gets it
when he's in serious decline, okay?
But anyway, so everybody knows that.
And that's what I meant by it.
It means we gotta fix it.
And then it's gonna work beautifully.
It's gonna run beautiful, we're gonna have elections
every two years and every four years, it's gonna be good.
I just wanted to give you a chance to say that to my audience.
And if I could ask one question.
Everybody I speak to, every race, creed, whatever,
they don't just like you, they love you.
And I talk to people on both sides about your policies,
and a lot of people like your policies.
The China tariff that's still in place right now
is an example of policy that people love.
I think sometimes what we love about you as comedians
is you shoot from the hip,
but then that gets twisted into this rhetoric
that adds gasoline onto everything.
So the one thing I would like,
as I think a moderate person,
is maybe if you get elected,
would you be a little bit more mindful
of how powerful your words are for better and for worse?
I will, and I'm gonna think of you every time.
I'm gonna be thinking of you.
Let's go, I might actually vote.
I'm gonna be thinking of you.
Now and now it's true, I understand that.
Sometimes they say,
well, could you be a little bit more,
but you're doing a lot of things
and you're solving a lot of problems.
I stopped wars that nobody will ever know about,
they won't write about,
but countries that were fighting each other
and didn't affect us much, but they did business with us.
I called up two countries that fought themselves,
fought for thousands of years, killing each other for years.
And I said, you guys are at it again.
I heard it was gonna start up.
I stopped it when I first came in.
I said, listen, here's the story.
If you go to war with each other,
I can give you the details,
but I don't even wanna bother because it's nice now.
I said, you're not gonna do any more business
with the United States.
I'm gonna cut you off 100%. And if you do get through I'm going to charge you two hundred percent tariffs. You won't be able to survive
So work it out work it out, you know
It was a country that's split and then they've been fighting for years the two halves of that was I think like thousands
I get a call and I forget about it
But I had a rough call with them and And I said, I'm gonna charge you tariffs
and I'm gonna, you're not gonna do,
you're gonna be cut off.
No more business and if they don't have the United States,
it's a problem.
And we have to keep it that way.
We have to keep our country strong so we can do this.
I mean, if our country is weak, we don't have that.
You know, if we keep getting weaker and weaker,
which is happening, we're not gonna let that happen.
So I get a call two weeks later, two days later,
sir, we've worked it all out, thank you very much.
And I go about my business.
I save thousands of lives, hundreds of thousands of them.
They've been killing each other for years, for centuries.
And I save thousands of lives.
And nobody writes about it.
Many people don't even know that's the reason,
you know, things are good.
And I had it out with them.
I said, you guys are crazy.
You do that, no more doing business with the United States.
You cut off 100%, you're dead.
You're not gonna do 10 cents worth of business.
And I even said the tariff thing,
but the first proof was actually even more powerful.
And that's it. I forget about it.
I go about doing my business.
Two days later, I said, congratulations on what?
So and so and so and so.
They're not gonna have a word, they made peace.
I've done so many things like that.
And none of them-
Hit the news cycle.
Most of them aren't-
None of them are noticed.
Most of them aren't really known.
You know, I've made countries do things for us
because they were treating us unfairly.
And I've gotten things for our country that nobody else,
I really think nobody else could have done.
But I enjoy doing it for our country.
And you know, just to get back to where you originally
started, I wanna make America great again.
I wanna make it so great that people won't question it.
So that people can say what you just said,
that no, no, it's great.
I don't want to have a question.
Why should I or anybody else say,
no, it's not great anymore?
I don't want to be in that position.
I think I want to make it so that when you ask a question,
we can say, well, it's a great, great country.
We love our country,
but we can do a couple of little things.
I think we need that.
I'll put that in our, we want to put that in our things. I think we need that. I'll put that in our,
we wanna put that in our basket.
Love that, love that.
I love that.
And well, first of all, thank you so much.
This is an honor.
I would be remiss to not even bring this up.
You've said that you wanna have peace in these places,
not just Russia and Ukraine,
it's obviously in the Middle East.
I know that is a very tough task.
I don't think maybe you get enough credit
for what you accomplished
and your administration accomplished
with the Abraham Accords.
The Abraham Accords, and they did nothing.
Again, Iran was willing to do a deal.
I would have had a deal with Iran
and within seven days after the election,
I actually said, let's delay it till after the election
because I was sure we were gonna win the election.
But things happened, you know COVID happened.
Of course, there's a lot of things going on.
Look, it was a mess.
But still I think it's something that,
a diplomacy out in that region that hasn't existed prior.
Is that something I would imagine
that would be at the forefront
of this next administration?
You know, there are great philosophers
that said the world will end in the Middle East.
We're not gonna let that happen.
You've heard that expression.
They said the world will end someday in the Middle East.
We're not gonna let that happen.
Okay?
Well listen, thank you so much.
Thank you so much, Mr. President.
I really appreciate it.
Guys.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you so much.
That was awesome.