Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Trump's America is Less Weird & Why the Dems NEED Bernie

Episode Date: November 13, 2024

YERRRR, we're back and discussing Alexx's new big purchase, why the Dems are weird and how that was their downfall, pontificating on Crypto's potential new heights, breaking down our thoughts on the u...pcoming fights and much much more on today's episode of Flagrant. INDULGE 00:00 Intro 00:42 Alexx got a Cyber Truck + Tax deductibles 5:53 We didn’t get paid for Trump interview 9:41 Return of Barack? Perception of Dems 18:00 Dems are WEIRD 27:20 Destroying Bernie, Abortion + We need Primaries 41:00 Revolution? DEI’s impact + Can Collector Red Army 57:52 Dems spent over a Billy??? 59:15 People jockeying for Cabinet positions 1:03:00 Tom Homan is THAT LIFE + We need C0K3 1:21:21 Crypto is UP + leasing Cyber Truck 1:36:39 Don’t give Portnoy a reason to get up in the morning 1:34:29 What would you do for $12m? Zach Bryan diss track 1:43:59 Jake Paul v Mike Tyson 1:53:41 El Salvador is LIT 1:57:41 Akaash giving speech at Oxford Union 2:00:09 UFC - Jon Jones will win, Pereira & Best fights 2:10:08 You get a gift basket Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:14 What's up, everybody? And welcome to Donald Trump's America, man. One weekend, Al's nail polish has started to chip away, like I said. I haven't seen Al dress his mask on in so long. He's got Timberlands. He's got on the camo pants, a Nick shirt, not a Liberty. You should walk in here with a fucking Diana Tarassi jersey and a tampon dangling from your neck. But now we got masculine Al back in Donald Trump's America. Look at this shit, Mark got his chest sticking out,
Starting point is 00:01:41 our cars almost matching. We got a collar that's only got one waffle on it. How could you not love Donald Trump's America? Almost, Doug hasn't said anything Jewish yet. No. Nature is healing. Nature is healing. You know what, it might be good.
Starting point is 00:01:57 He bought a Cybertruck too. Who? This guy. You bought a Cybertruck? Elon. Oh, somebody told me, how you not tell us this? Somebody tell me they saw you in a cyber truck. What do you mean, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:02:07 You don't make big purchases without telling the boys. You have to bring it up. I just got it. You have to ask. Last week, dog. But I had to put the rap on it, it wasn't ready. You made a commercial before you told us. Yeah, after. Wait, wait, you made a commercial?
Starting point is 00:02:19 Pull out the clip, Mark. Oh no, you didn't lease it through WTF. Oh my God. Conveniently before year ended. Oh my god. Conveniently before year ends. Oh my god. Oh, we had it. Someone's up. Someone had a good year. Someone had a good year.
Starting point is 00:02:34 We gotta spend some money before the government takes it. Let me tell you something. Donald Trump is coming for your fucking Cybertruck, okay? Don't think for a second WTF and all the swindander Donald Trump, that happened in those pockets, he's not coming to collect. No, no, Donald Trump and Elon Musk America, they let you have a cyber truck.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Probably gonna save even more after someone's employees get deported. That's a good-ass point. You'd be hiring illegals, so them and their families go, but that was one of the coldest shit that Tom Homan got. Oh, son, that was crazy. That actually hurt me. You're gonna be open-hearted and say, I'm gonna go to Mexico. That was gonna be awesome. That was gonna be fire. And they families going, but that was one of the coldest shit that Tom Homan has ever had. Oh, son, that was crazy. That actually hurt a little. You're going to be open and done in a little Mexico, bro.
Starting point is 00:03:07 That was going to be awesome. That was going to be fire. OK, so you got a Cybertruck without even telling the boys. I just got it. It's nice. Did you originally pay the $100 to get the right to buy one, you remember? No, yeah, we never got a refund on that.
Starting point is 00:03:20 What do you mean, refund? You never got to buy a Cybertruck. I could buy a Cybertruck. I'm glad. So I asked Tonya if I can get your like whatever, what you put down a down payment for, because they weren't letting everybody buy it. Only the people were able to buy the foundation series Cybertruck,
Starting point is 00:03:36 which is one hundred thousand dollars, were the people who put down a hundred dollars. And then I waited a couple of weeks and they dropped it to eighty thousand dollars. No. So all the people who bought that first cyber truck, the only difference is that on the side of the truck, it just has, it says foundation. I mean, that is. The truck is exactly the same.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Yeah, but every watch. You're describing sneakers. How the fuck? How the fuck is a virus for a fucking decal? It just says Supreme on it. Exactly. Why are these Air Force 1's an extra $200? Do you see the leather on that? What is it? like but it was me. Yeah, me. No, no, please tell me you didn't get the K-Smith.
Starting point is 00:04:25 No, don't do that to Elon, man. Elon's the greatest man in the world right now. Oh, so are you all in? Yeah, man, yo, yo, yo, you slaying Elon. No, no, he's always been on Tesla. You've always been on Tesla. Yes, I was on Tesla early. Black owned business or African owned business.
Starting point is 00:04:37 There you go. Yeah, yeah. Respect. So this is the video. Can we watch the video that you made? Why, you're... This is your... You hosted it. So this is the video can we watch the video I mean you can't why don't you Why do you need a car for for a for a podcast Because you do production we do off-site productions where we have to travel with equipment
Starting point is 00:05:01 That is true is a lot of lights a lot of cameras We do major productions over there. You do. So you drive the gear. So you drive the gear. I do. Do you guys own the gear or do you guys rent it when you do these productions?
Starting point is 00:05:11 We own the gear. Oh, wow. Yeah. You could have written that off, too. I did. The fuck is on it. Come on, man. Damn, bro.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Yeah. Fucking hell. Well, what are we supposed to buy before the end of the year? Yeah, it's the end of the year. My wife acting like diamonds are tax-deductible or some shit. I called her this morning, I woke up, my alarm, she's scrolling some shit on her phone. I'm like, what the hell is this woman doing? I figured that's why you just went to Paris.
Starting point is 00:05:37 Say it again? I figured that's why you just went to Paris. I did that to avoid everything else. I did that because there wasn't enough family drama. Every time shit is too good in the family, I'm like, why don't we take me, is how well women get along with their in-laws. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's just like, why can't we do it? I know.
Starting point is 00:06:09 I wish, dude. What's wrong with men? They really are the fairest sex. They really are the fairest sex. Like, what's wrong with men in Donald Trump's America that we can't just get along with our in-laws? I know. But these women do it swimmingly.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Yeah. It's just like, they really, they are the change they want to see in the world. They truly are the change. It really goes to show you that men really cause all the problems we do because when we're hanging out with the relatives, there's beef nonstop. But like when they like we really just take the smallest slight and make a big deal and then we bring it up to our spouses later and make them get involved. Why? Why do we do that? I think the reason we do is so we can add two to three more podcasts a week. That's what I think it is.
Starting point is 00:06:48 You think Kamala's in-laws voted for her? Be honest. Hell no! Hell no! You don't think they voted? No! Oh yeah, they're Jewish, right? They went MAG all the way.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Oh yeah, they were voting for Donald J. Trump. Okay, yo, so here's the thing that I need to just point out that I think is very important. Okay, Mark brought this to my attention, but also social media and TikTok did. I did not know that you could get payouts to do interviews with presidential candidates. This is crazy. Here we go, right?
Starting point is 00:07:19 Innocently spending our own money to create beautiful sets, tens of thousands of dollars to create beautiful sets tens of thousands of dollars. Yeah, so create beautiful sets I'm thinking Russians Listen I felt I never felt more bad for Ukraine I have to apologize to Mark. I'm like, Mark, he's the former president, bro. He's the challenge today. And then when it was her, I was like, my bad.
Starting point is 00:07:52 And Trump married one. Crazy. That's true. You know what I mean? This is, listen, that's a ballsy guy. Yeah. Point is, point is, we dealt with the smell of that Russian. Okay, we spent tens of thousand dollars to create a
Starting point is 00:08:08 beautiful set to respect the future president, right? We reach out to Kamala, we're willing to do the exact same thing. We're reaching out to, and we're reaching out to Bill Clinton. We're willing to do the exact same thing. We'll travel you.
Starting point is 00:08:19 We'll spend our own money. We'll spend our own. We didn't even know that you could hit them up. Lo and behold, all these celebrities that did interviews with them are getting paid millions of dollars. Allegedly. Allegedly, thank you, Mark. Now, we're the bad guys. We're the bad guys for platforming the current president at the time.
Starting point is 00:08:38 Yeah. Right? But these celebrities... Former and current. These celebrities whose votes are for sale get no criticism? That's a little peculiar. Isn't that a little peculiar? A little bit peculiar.
Starting point is 00:08:50 I mean, twerking for Kamala cost three million dollars? When we would have done it for a couple thousand. If all it took was for us to wear the tight spandex and you see that moose and we shake that ass and make your toes clap, if that's all it took and we get three million, Al, you know how many cyber trucks you could buy for three million dollars? Al, think about what you would get in a cyber truck.
Starting point is 00:09:20 You would get in a cyber truck. How much did she get paid? Oprah got paid too. Apparently Oprah got the million. Now she's saying she did. All I'm trying to say is if you really. So you're saying Trump ain't paying nobody? We didn't get paid.
Starting point is 00:09:31 We're bad at business. Y'all didn't ask. Or maybe Martin did. Can I give a little respect to Dove? The second that image came out with how much money they paid out all the celebs to pretend to endorse Kamala. Dove hit up our connect over at the Trump team. Alex, okay?
Starting point is 00:09:51 Alex Bruce, I don't know how to pronounce his last fucking Polish ass name, but he's the real guy that's connecting to all the podcasts. I know Barron is getting a lot of credit for it right now. We never spoke to Barron. I have no fucking clue. But Alex is the one that was doing all the work to connect all the podcasts. Well done with Alex. Almost lost the election,
Starting point is 00:10:07 getting Tony to go up there and do a vote. So that was it. And I knew that he was the one that pitched the idea because as the results were coming in and Puerto Ricans were voting for Trump, he was like, I told you it wasn't gonna be in this year. I told you. Anyway, he goes, he immediately texts the group and he goes,
Starting point is 00:10:24 hey, I just wanna to let you know, we didn't know that we could hit y'all up for money for this and for production costs, right? And he goes, and we looked at the numbers, you guys raised 384 billion, you only spent 351, so it looks like you got a little bit of extra. I love that. Time to throw it back to the bulls.
Starting point is 00:10:41 I love that. Or just when he runs for his third term, we just get it then. Yeah, I think that that's a good idea. When Trump goes to the third term? We have to sleep over night to the Whites. I love that. Or just when he runs for his third term, we just get it then. Yeah, I think that that's a good idea. When Trump goes for the third term, roll over minutes. Yeah, exactly. We hit him over that one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Have you heard this one? Or maybe it was you that brought this up when we were sitting down, but if he goes for the third term, do the Dems bring Barack for the third term? Son, that's it. That's Floyd versus Pacquiao. That's what we want to see. That's what we want to see. Everything's wrestling, bro. We just want good matchups. Do you care more about term limits or matchups? I want matchups, baby. Yeah. I want matchups. After
Starting point is 00:11:20 we fix all this nonsense, I want matchups. Election mania. I think we should, dude, since everything is the wrestling, maybe we should take a little time and help the Democrats understand the wrestling of their party. Because I think Republicans understand the wrestling of their party. Oh, they sure do.
Starting point is 00:11:35 They really get the wrestling more than anything. Yeah. It's probably the most important thing to them, is the wrestling. We'd like maybe a little bit more focus on policy. I mean, but they get it so much, they got Hulkogan up there. There's a moment. I hope you guys can bring this up. This shit cracked me up. RFK is on, shout out to RFK. He's a real one, bro. This motherfucker is like, you know, he's like Mariah the scientist to Donald Trump. He's like Mariah the scientist to Donald Trump. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:12:06 He's riding for Donald Trump. So he's on Tucker Carlson's pot. And I don't know if somehow it brings up geopolitics, right? And Tucker's like, yeah, so what do you think about Donald Trump? And then RFK goes, I remember I was on a plane with him, and he was telling me about the Middle East, and he brought out a napkin, and he drew telling me about the Middle East and he brought out a napkin and he drew a map of the Middle East and told me the number of troops we had in each one of these locations in the Middle East
Starting point is 00:12:36 and Tucker goes, where are you selling me that Donald Trump drew a map of the Middle East from memory? He goes, yeah, from memory. Tucker just goes, ah! That's his fix. But you need that kind of ride or die wrestling in order to push the agenda.
Starting point is 00:12:53 So do we help the Dems? So that's what we call it out, ride or die wrestling? Ultimate dick sucking. Yeah, you need someone to completely lie. Oh, here it is. That's crazy. Make sure I got this right. Trump on the plane the other day drew a map of the mid-east.
Starting point is 00:13:08 An accurate map. Yeah, an accurate map of the mid-east. With troop strength. Yes, with troop strength in each of the nations. So, you know, I saw that. Sorry, I have to say. Sorry, I have to say. Even Tucker, who is the manager, is an asshole. The editor could have kept that shit out, but he's like, no, this is too crazy. R.N.K. out here trying to unvaccinate us. Saying shit like that. That is crazy. Anyway, okay, so.
Starting point is 00:13:43 The wrestling for Democrats. What do we need to do? Okay, what is most important? Because I think the goal for most sane Americans is we have two options for president every single election and they're both awesome. And it's really tricky which one we have to go for. And that's how you know that we're in a pretty good situation. Right.
Starting point is 00:14:07 I think that's the ideal. That's the dream. We're not so tribal that we're just like, oh, fuck Democrats, or oh, fuck Republicans. We would like two people who are really speaking to the things that are bothering us, and they're going to go satisfy those things. Fair enough?
Starting point is 00:14:19 Yeah. How do we do that? Obviously, the election showed that Democrats are a little bit off from what the majority of people want. Now, their policies might actually satisfy what those people want. They might have good policies for working class people, they might have good policies for labor, they might have good policies for, they might even have good policies for the
Starting point is 00:14:40 border. I don't even fucking know what their border thing is. I thought that their messaging was horrible. But their messaging has one, been horrible, and two, the perception of them is atrocious. This is where we get into the wrestling. So let's just have a very honest discussion. What is the perception of the Democratic Party right now?
Starting point is 00:15:00 Identity politics. Leftists have taken over. They don't care about any working everyday American. They only care about these kind of fringe groups. That's the perception. Would you guys say that that's part of it? Yeah, that's definitely part of it. I also think they're not addressing the things people care about the most
Starting point is 00:15:22 and not trying to separate that. just took me to fuck off. Yeah, like what's that thing right there? What's that thing that's on the screen? But why is she in a scarf? Look at that neck. That's warm. I think they were great as the bad guy in Monsters, Inc. I thought they were awesome. Shit. Okay. The secretary of health. That's the secretary of health.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Yeah. Okay, that's the Secretary of Health. That's the Secretary of Health. Oh, wow. Yeah, the problem they didn't separate, well, Kamala didn't separate herself from Biden's four years. And I think with now a break, they'll have a fresh start over next time. Just what's the perception? Yeah, let's just go off of perception. Not what they are, not what the policies are,
Starting point is 00:16:02 because unfortunately in politics and in life, like for example, and I said this when we were having the meeting the other day, there are people who know nothing about us, they see Donald Trump on our pod and they're like, oh, they're a right wing podcast, right? I have to live with that perception, you guys have to live with that perception
Starting point is 00:16:17 from people who don't really know what we're about, right? Yeah, unfortunately. So, and that is the cost, and then we can decide to address that or we can decide to just keep on making content and it's up to us. What I think is there is a disconnect between what the Democrats think they are and how the American public perceives them. And perception is so strong to use his personal, there's people who know me who are like, oh, you're a right wing, but I'm like, you know me pretty well. I would think you
Starting point is 00:16:44 know me better than that. But perception is so powerful. It doesn't matter how much I know about you personally, even then so Democrats perception. I'm more extreme than Maga. America was his greatest hundreds of years ago. Yeah, I think America was his greatest hundreds of years ago But the perception so that's our point is people like John Stewart had a great piece about what the Liberals actually are and everybody thinks the Democrats with identity politics blah blah blah But you hit it perfectly the perception is not what even if reality is this the perception is its
Starting point is 00:17:23 Leftist its libs of tick-tock people. It's the perception is it's leftist, it's libs of TikTok people, it's whatever. This is the perception of Democrats from the average, I think, American. Pretentious weirdos. Yes. Weird. They're everything weird. Anything weird you can imagine is them. And if I don't love your weirdness, I'm nothing. Exactly, exactly. So like just to assess the weird thing, Republicans used to be the weirdos. The perception of Republicans was like, oh, these like country hillbillies, you having snakes bite them in church and all this weird.
Starting point is 00:17:52 Jesus freaks and puritanical. I'm just curious because like waltz hit them with that weird shit early and actually like, no, that it made it made a little. So this is the I think there was like a little wave here But then the second you saw Vance talk for a long period of time. You're like, oh shit. He's not really weird. Hmm, right So this so they try to push a narrative because the media is very powerful Like we said left-wing media is so powerful it convinced us this election was close up to the day of we're like fuck
Starting point is 00:18:23 I don't know who's gonna win. So, left-wing media is very powerful. They try to push the weird thing, but when you see them talk for two hours, you're like, oh, he's not weird. What's weird is Tim Walsh saying he was in Tiananmen Square. Oh yeah. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:18:37 And then going, I'm a goofy guy. It's like, oh, you should be second in charge of America when you call yourself a goofy guy. I don't want the guy who says that he's goofy second in charge. Right? You go, I'm a serious guy who's about serious shit. Stand on that lie. Be like, I was there.
Starting point is 00:18:53 Stand on that lie. So let's say I was in Chatham. Say I wasn't. Yo, Trump America is crazy. You gotta say, say I wasn't. Stand on that lie. Say I wasn't. Find one bitch can say I wasn't.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Do you know what I mean? Say I wasn't! Yo, Trump America is crazy. You gotta say, say I wasn't! Stand on the line? Say I wasn't! Find one bitch can say I wasn't! Do you know what I mean? That's what you gotta do. That's Tim Walsh right there. That's Tim Walsh. Me in the second tank. It's the first go-getter I got her.
Starting point is 00:19:20 Say I wasn't. You gotta stand on the line. Tim Walsh tried to force Gump his way into the vice presidency. What is happening? He said he won gold medal in the ping pong Olympics. He's like. So the idea that they're these like,
Starting point is 00:19:34 it's just the party of like weird shit, right? Anything weird is them. If you're a little weird or off, you're them. Now here's the problem. When you're weird, it's okay to be weird and we actually accept you being weird if you acknowledge you're being weird, right? If I'm walking around with a dick on my head, right? And you come up and you're like, yo, why you got a dick on your head?
Starting point is 00:19:57 And I go, what, you don't believe in expression? What are you a fucking Nazi or something like that? The fuck is wrong with you? You guys are like, all right, I don't want anything to do with this fucking weirdo, right? If I go, I lost a fucking fantasy football thing and this is the punishment, then you guys start going, okay, this is a fucking guy. He's in a fantasy football. He's a normal dude. The problem with the the Democrat perception right now is they will be weird as fuck. And if you question it, you're a Nazi. Why are you allowed to win a gold
Starting point is 00:20:27 medal for beating the shit out of women as a man in the Olympics? What are you fucking an animal that thinks that a woman can't have a dick and balls? They'll say that out of their mouths on CNN. They're like why can't women have a dick and balls and beat the shit out of other women who don't have a dick and balls? Does she still have her gold medal? Does she keep it? They gotta take that shit back. That is crazy. It's he. Now we know. Well, what is it? What does he identify as? Oh, that's right. Whatever. Again, so perfect example, right? So it's just the party of, it's like the drag queen comes in to like read to the kids. And the dad who works in construction goes, man, what happened today?
Starting point is 00:21:08 Yeah, a guy dressed in makeup came in and read books to us. And he goes, what's up with the drag queen reading books to the kids? And then the school goes, oh, I'm sorry, are you trying to raise a bigot that's not accepting of the drag queen? Like, what the fuck is a drag queen reading to the kids for? You have to go, oh, no, it's actually not a drag queen, like, what the fuck is a drag queen reading to the kids for? You have to go, oh no, it's actually not a drag queen. We have different versions of clowns coming in and one clown dresses in one. It's more of a clown thing and we thought the clowns are kind of funny. And
Starting point is 00:21:38 then the dad goes, oh, I like clowns. Okay, that's fine. You can't immediately slap the person in the face for asking a question while you're being weird. And I think that's what a lot of people are voting against, which is we got to stop pretending we're not being weird over here. And I think it's going to take Democrats acknowledging, at least acknowledging, hey, we're the party of acceptance. But sometimes we're the party of like acceptance but sometimes we're accepting things that are a little out there for people so let's do a little explaining also Donald Trump put that on them part dude
Starting point is 00:22:12 I sent this ad to the group when I first saw it is the Donald Trump is for you Kamala is for they them bars what a fucking ad and it's got Charlamagne who's openly a Kamala supporter being like saying Kamala wants to support surgery for prisoners blah blah blah. I'm not into that. Then Kamala's saying yeah I want to do that. Saying your pronouns before I ask you is like weird. Has that ever happened? That's just weird. That's you're just being weird. I agree. I agree that would be weird. Would you admit you didn't like that haircut that you had? That was a version of the dick on the head. But to anybody that said, yo, your haircut's stupid,
Starting point is 00:22:49 I go, yeah, I know it's stupid. No, you said you liked it at first. You said you liked it. But me liking it doesn't mean that I don't acknowledge how absurd it is. So I see what you're saying. Oh, okay. I've never heard you acknowledging it.
Starting point is 00:23:01 Imagine if he goes, I'd be on stage. You don't like this haircut? What the fuck is wrong with you, you dickhead? What, you don't like this hair? What's your problem? Stop that. No.
Starting point is 00:23:09 I would say it's a shit, and he would pretend he was going to start a trend, and then anytime someone does it, he still takes credit for it, and money gave up on it. But that's different than you're fucked. I understand the point you're making, but for me, when I was on stage,
Starting point is 00:23:20 I would make jokes about it. I said I looked like Kim Jong-Jun, January 6th. I would just make absurd jokes about myself and how said I looked like Kim Jong, January 6. I would just make absurd jokes about myself and how stupid I looked with it. So I was aware of how ridiculous it was. And there's a part of me that likes trolling people. But then when I saw other people starting to do it, I was like, oh, you better keep that same energy when Ronaldo does it. If you make fun of me with it, and then when Ronaldo does it, now it's cool,
Starting point is 00:23:46 or Kid Super did it, now it's cool, then I'm gonna be like, yo, keep the same energy. But I- So to your point, that is, you acknowledge that it's weird? I did the weird dumb thing. Maybe I like weird dumb shit, and maybe people like being weirded up,
Starting point is 00:23:59 that's totally fine. But I can at least acknowledge anybody that was like- If Dick on the Head guy from his early hypothetical just goes, I'm weird. You'd be like, all right, today you know it. You know, it's so funny. I didn't even need to do dick on the head. I could have done my haircut. That example worked perfectly with the hair.
Starting point is 00:24:16 Yeah, that's how normalized that haircut was. But that was essentially wearing a dick on my head for a year and a half. It's like, you did it, Brad. and a half. But good example, right? And how annoying would I be if I was like, oh, what, you just don't know fashion? That's the Dems, essentially. Okay. Okay?
Starting point is 00:24:33 I get it. Most furries, probably Democrats. Furries. And that's fine, you can be a furry. Be a furry. But you're probably a Democrat. Most furries are Democrats. What about war-re-enactment motherfuckers? That's not even furry. That furries are Democrats. What about war reenactment, motherfuckers?
Starting point is 00:24:45 Oh, that's not a furry. That's got to be Republican. That's got to be Republican. Yeah, that's weird shit that they don't acknowledge. That's weird shit. Yeah, but if they don't pretend you're an asshole. Again, the big divide is
Starting point is 00:24:55 Democrats pretend you're evil for not accepting their weird thing. If you go to a civil war guy and you're like, I'm that shit is weird to me. They're not going to be like, well, you don't like history. Do you know?
Starting point is 00:25:04 Not like the freedom of our country? No, no. They're not gonna be like, well, you don't like history? Do you know how they really would actually start to? If those people got loud, suck them. They'd be like, bro, I'm from the 1800s. You don't think I can identify? Is it the 1800s? Dude, they're so embarrassed to do those things. They're so embarrassed. I haven't met any, but.
Starting point is 00:25:21 There's not enough. If they got really loud and really started to cause ripples in the Republican party, we'd be like, you fuck Republicans. Right now there's, I imagine, a small faction of women that are saying they're going to protest the results of the election by not having sex with men anymore and shaving their heads. The 4B movement?
Starting point is 00:25:39 Yeah, the 4B movement. What is that? In Korea, apparently, I guess South Korea, I'm assuming, women stopped having sex with men because the men were just so toxic and such assholes and whatever. And then the birth rate dropped. Stopped giving birth. And then the birth rate is dropping
Starting point is 00:25:53 and the government's panicking. And they're like, nah, fuck you, fix the men. We're just not gonna have babies. And so now women in America are co-opted with this. Y'all love dick too much. Shut up. There ain't no way that you can follow through. Like two months
Starting point is 00:26:05 from then maybe. But you coming back. You coming back. But they got dildos. They can get a dildo. But they can't disappoint them. If you really want a good dildo, the battery will go out after like a minute and 30 seconds. This is so realistic. This dildo is insanely realistic. So there's a per example. This still does insanely realistic. So there's a per example. I apologize to you after. It's not normal. You're being weird and you're pretending you're not being weird.
Starting point is 00:26:34 And we need to at least have those conversations. And I think that there's this great umbrella that a lot of these things fit under that are very frustrating for guys. And not only guys, I imagine a lot of women are frustrated by too, but it's a very just frustrating culture to live within. And most people, because they live in corporate America, work in corporate America, they're like,
Starting point is 00:26:52 I'm not gonna touch it, I'm not gonna broach it because I don't wanna get fired, I don't wanna cause an issue at work, I don't even wanna have an uncomfortable conversation. And then they went into the booth and they did all their talking in that booth. And I think for Democrats to, they either need to acknowledge that or, and this is another good argument that I read, is they need to make a move towards what Bernie Sanders did
Starting point is 00:27:15 in 2016. Yes. Mm-hmm. That percent. There was an article I read, and I thought that positioned this pretty well, and it could be bullshit, but I thought it was kind of interesting take, which was essentially Bernie Sanders spearheads this movement for the Democratic Party that is derivative of democratic politics, but not controlled by the traditional leaders within the Democratic Party.
Starting point is 00:27:41 And it is a working class movement trying to help working class people who are absolutely struggling. This is 2016 and it gets incredibly popular. It's raising money and insane cliff. It was democratic socialism but it's really just focused on the working class, right? There's no racial component at all. The only identity politics that was wrapped around it was essentially wealth inequality. And it's so popular that apparently the traditional Democrats who control the Democratic Party had to find a way to thwart the popularity. So what they did is, and I don't know if you remember articles coming up about this, but essentially they started calling the Bernie bros sexist and racist. There's a Bernie bro problem. Bernie supporters have an issue not too dissimilar to what they've been calling the bro podcasts, sexist or racist. It's kind of the same playbook.
Starting point is 00:28:34 It's like you see something very powerful that's helping somebody that is not you, you have to make them radioactive so people don't go in that direction. And all the same thing they said about Bernie supporters, they've said about the podcasts that have allegedly helped Trump get elected. And what happened is the traditional Democrat party then had to pivot away from the working class. And as you see by this election, the working class did not really support them at all. And they even lost union support. Crazy. And they had to pivot towards identity politics. And now they had to constantly appease the intersectionality folk.
Starting point is 00:29:09 And the problem with them is, you're not just appeasing gays or just appeasing trans. They are all very concerned with oppressed groups. So something that oppresses the Asians, all of a sudden the gays are gonna be like, well, they're an oppressed group too. You need to look out for them as well, and now there's this web of oppressed groups So now the Democratic Party's like fuck we can't piss off any of them and now they're frozen
Starting point is 00:29:34 Yeah, they can be at odds like you saw with the DEI stuff like hey We're gonna we're gonna stop doing like we'll get more affirmative action get you know people of different ethnicities in school And it's like, well, this is disadvantaging Asians. And it's like, oh, fuck. OK. Now the Democrats are frozen. Now we're starting Asian hate. Yes.
Starting point is 00:29:50 We've got to fix it. So you try to appease everybody because you've become the party of identity politics. And then you appease none of them. And as you saw what happened, obviously, in Israel-Palestine right now, a lot of those people were absolutely furious with the Democratic Party and decided to abstain. They maybe didn't vote for Trump, but they were definitely not voting for this administration. So that move, I think, tanked the party. Do you think that justifies the top ticket switch in a lot of swing states?
Starting point is 00:30:19 People voting Democrats out of line, but then voting Trump for president, which a lot of people pointed out as potential voter fraud. A lot of these swing states, you have people that are Democrat, Democrat, everything local, Senate, House, everything Democrat, and then Trump for president. And people are like, we've never seen that ever in history. AOC asks, to her credit, she's been kind of reaching across the aisle ideologically asking what podcast do y'all listen to, that whatever, Trump guy, also, why would y'all do this? And she got answers back.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Some people were like, look, I don't, I'm not happy with the presidency, I'm not happy with the last four years ago, I'm still a Democrat. Some people just being like, I like Trump, but I do want some balance in the government, I don't want it to be completely red. So there were seemingly real answers
Starting point is 00:31:00 and explanations on why people did that. Interesting. Another interesting thing I saw is that, so Kamala made a lot of her election run about abortion, and clearly people want their abortions because they assume that, oh, if people go out to vote to keep abortion rights, they're also gonna vote for Kamala. But there were so many more votes for abortion rights, but then also for Trump.
Starting point is 00:31:27 So it's like they bet on that and it failed. Yeah. People buy more groceries than abortion. But also she couldn't really do anything for abortion. If they had all three, they could codify it, I guess. But they don't have all three. The thing that's crazy is that, so in I think 2022, there was like seven states that had abortion rights on the ballot and all seven states' abortion rights won.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Yeah. Yeah. And so they were like, so now they saw that they're like, okay, let's run this time because people actually came out in the midterm elections, which rarely happens. So they ran on that. But to separate those two things, you have to combine Kamala with abortion rights. But the fact that you can vote for one and not the other, that's what fucked her up. Yeah. Because like now it's like people like, hey, this is the issue I care about. And you actually made me care about this issue enough to come out, but I'm only voting on that issue. And then if you make your whole election or your campaign about this one issue, but what
Starting point is 00:32:23 about all the other thing I care about and you're not addressing those things? It's like, she kind of fucked herself up. I think the tricky thing about that is just the way that the system is set up is that Kamala couldn't come in and do an executive order or anything that would protect or give back abortion rights. And that was an issue actually for me voting for her is because I sat there and I thought about it and I was like, well, yeah, I really, I don't agree with the decision to send it back to the states and I want women to be able to maintain those rights. Like even there's a lot it's I don't know if we've discussed this in the pod, but like it's and I've talked to a few women about this.
Starting point is 00:32:57 It's not even like they're going to use the abortions. It's once you feel you have something and then it's taken away. It's like somebody goes, you can never go to a hockey game again, and it's like well. I wasn't gonna go to a hockey game, but Fuck it. I might want to go to a fucking hockey game The most high stakes version exactly like if it was even something that small I would be like well why can They go to a fucking high, but I can what the fuck is going on You just start to feel, it feels like an attack on your freedom.
Starting point is 00:33:29 I know that sounds crazy for guys who it doesn't affect us in any way, but I get the idea when we're like, I could do this thing, and now you're telling me I can't do this thing. The gun thing you were talking about last week, like you can't have a rocket launcher anymore. It's like, well, I didn't have one. But now I fucking know, why do you get to decide if I can have a rocket launcher anymore. It's like, well, I didn't have one. But now I fucking love one. Why do you get to decide if I can have a rocket launcher?
Starting point is 00:33:48 But then when I found out, because I asked, I was like, OK, let's say she gets elected. What would she do? And then it's like, well, she can't do anything. Maybe she could put in Supreme Court justices if she had the opportunity. And then maybe they could look at, I guess, Roe v. Wade again. And then maybe if they were able to flip the Senate in the House, they could codify it. Codify it?
Starting point is 00:34:10 Yeah. So it's like, there's all these maybes, but there wasn't anything tangible that she could do. So I'm like, am I about to not care about all these other issues that I think that she's abysmal on for this one issue that she truly cannot do anything about? And it didn't seem like it made sense for me.
Starting point is 00:34:24 People were so surprised that so many women voted for Trump because they tried to make it like oh a Trump for a vote for Trump is like a vote against women's reproductive rights but if Trump did a great job of saying he appeased both groups he said hey I'm the guy responsible for getting Roe v Wade overturned so that appeased all the people who are against abortion But then he also said I am not going to make any federal ban on abortion so now at least it gives hope to the people who Care about abortion is like, okay, we can leave it up to the city No, he handled that really well I'll set on our pot if some states overreach like Arizona I assume Texas as well
Starting point is 00:35:04 He would tell them I I'm not going to support this. Yeah, you guys need to roll it back a little bit. Which if you're like a lot of the abortion bans are not that crazy. Texas is insane. A couple others, Alabama, probably Arizona, probably. And if you are listening and you're like, oh, if Trump will get those to kind of like be more lenient, then maybe that's not the worst thing in the world. So, yeah, he just he handled it masterfully. And like you said, I don't think Kamala did a good job. She never got to connect. That was a big, I don't even know if this is
Starting point is 00:35:31 wrestling or not, but like we never got to know her as a person. And I think that's what you talked about last week, which is just a massive. Yeah, she sucked. And now the what the I've seen some people on the Democrat side do is like they're trying to blame Biden for this. Like there's this. Oh, yeah. Big blame Biden. And here's And here's the thing. Well he didn't help. No, no, no, I agree with you he didn't help. And like there's some reports that are saying like if he had ran, there would have been an even greater landslide victory for Trump, which I do believe. Because I think that people viewed him as a danger to the United States of America, him in charge. So I do understand that. And I do believe that he didn't help.
Starting point is 00:36:06 But what I would say is that the biggest issue for the Democrats, and I think you could solve so much, is if they allow the democratic process to actually work, you will see the party flourish. So a perfect example is this. This almost unknown one term senator out of Chicago gives a speech at the DNC and fucking rocks the house. This guy is originally from Hawaii. His middle name is one of the synonymous, one of the most terrifying figures in American history. Like everything about him on paper shouldn't work, but he was so magnetic that you could not deny him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Right? The people decided, after Barack, it hasn't been the people deciding. And Hillary was supposed to run. Hillary was supposed to run. They want Hillary run, but they see what's happening right this. And then the party made the smart decision, which was like, hey, the people have decided they want this.
Starting point is 00:37:11 The Democratic Party has these things called superdelegates. We've spoken about this a lot. So in the primary process, there can be like an ex governor or something like that. And his one vote is worth 10,000 votes. So in the event that somebody's losing a primary, you can, or the caucuses, is that essentially what it's called, you can, that one governor's vote can offset what the people want. Exactly. And they use that to control the candidate. And the problem with that is if you're controlling the candidate, you're stripping the people of what they want. And by stripping the
Starting point is 00:37:43 people what they want want you actually hurt yourself Yes, these you don't get a candidate that's gonna reflect the desires of the people you put ten people on that stage Two or three of them are gonna start hitting on issues that matter to people they're gonna start going viral There's gonna be a lot of interest a lot of donations And then one of them is gonna win and he might be a guy who hosted the apprentice That's what happens on the Republican side. Democratic primary shockingly not democratic. It's not democratic and it goes back to their pretentiousness. It's this hey we know what you guys need. We know what's right. You guys are fucking dumb. Let's us handle this and we'll figure it all out. Or we know what we want
Starting point is 00:38:22 and you guys are so dumb, you'll believe us. While we, as Nancy Pelosi, I'm gonna make hundreds of millions on the stock market or whatever. And you retards are just gonna believe me because I'm gonna throw you a little bone about your identity politics or whatever. You know what I just thought of as you were talking?
Starting point is 00:38:37 The last time the Democrats had a primary that we felt was truly like democratic and lost the presidential election was probably 1988. Clinton won in 92, repeated in 96, 2000 Al Gore ran as VP. Maybe he won the primary, but it was 2001 time in 30 years. You usually let the VP, but maybe he did win the primary. Either way, if so, that's 24 years. That's the only time. Hillary in 2016, they lost because we felt the primary was rigged. And it seems like it was. 2024, there was no primary. None of us want a combo, it seems.
Starting point is 00:39:09 And you guys can tell me she would have won a primary. That means your party is an even bigger joke. If she won the primary and y'all got your asses beaten this bad in the general, then y'all got a lot of problems. Also to your point, yeah, I would agree that Republicans don't do that as much because after January 6 Trump was like toxic people like the party was trying to move away from them. Yeah Fox News Yeah, like everybody they were speaking out bad about him
Starting point is 00:39:34 But the people were like nah, we still fuck with this guy and they had to pivot and be like, I Yeah, because they don't have the superdelegate system So they can't offset it. They can use media to offset it. They can use political pressure, but they can't stop the people from having a say with their vote. And what you end up getting are the people that are communicating the desires of the, sorry, the candidates that are communicating the desires of the people. So it's almost like Democrats, you don't need to fix that much. Just let the system work. Stop rigging the system and you will get candidates that are speaking to what the people
Starting point is 00:40:13 actually desire. What the people actually desire might not be what you believe your party is, but it's not up to you to decide what your party is. The people decide. But them donors though. Yeah. I listen to them donors. Well, that was the other issue is that like Bernie was a move away from the billionaire class and the political donors that are controlling the Democratic Party. And they couldn't let that power go to some guy that wasn't bought.
Starting point is 00:40:45 Yeah. So they had to make him radioactive. Yeah. And I don't see that ever changing. Well, that's another thing. It's like... I can see it changing eventually. What are you thinking? What are you thinking? No, I just...
Starting point is 00:40:56 You had a point about this yesterday. I think it's like ultimately the wealth gap just gets so big that there's a quasi revolution, whether it's political or physical. Yeah. And then it will reset. And give an example of what that looks like. I understand what you're saying. Similar to, I think, the European model where it is more socialist in the sense that you've universal healthcare and that there's going to be more sort of government-funded opportunities,
Starting point is 00:41:22 resources and access to education and healthcare and shit all through Europe in the way in America the way it is there. How but we're gonna get tax more. How big do you think the wealth gap has to get before that happens because it's pretty large. It's not it's it's actually if I can't It's not the distance between the the richest people and the poorest people it's the distance between the poorest people and the poorest people, it's the distance between the poorest people and death. And the more poor people are closer to death, the more we're on the brink of revolution.
Starting point is 00:41:55 This is the French Revolution, right? And the more these people are detached from what's going on, which is the Marie Antoinette quote, they don't have bread, we'll give them cake. Like you're so, well yeah, I guess don't have bread means we don't have any food. Not like, oh, the cakes are there, we'll just let them eat that. So yeah, I think once you have enough people
Starting point is 00:42:16 that are essentially below the poverty line, they're on the starvation line, the only option they have is rebellion. And then the people at the top start to go, okay, we can either fight our own people and murder our own people to keep them broke, or we can restructure a system where we're still pretty wealthy,
Starting point is 00:42:36 but we're not at the risk of rebellion and murder and them stealing our children and destroying our livelihood. Because rich people wanna to live comfortably. Rich people don't want to live like a billionaire in Mexico where you're worried about your kid getting kidnapped every single day. Rich people want to live like, they got their place in Nantucket
Starting point is 00:42:53 and they go there and it's safe and then they fly to Los Angeles. They still, once poor people get to a point where they're gonna kidnap your kids, society gets not comfortable for the rich. So they start going, all right, let's give back a little bit let's create a more safe day. Is there a less insane way that this happens? Is there a less terrifying? There must be because what happened what happened when the 1% all those rallies
Starting point is 00:43:16 and Occupy Wall Street how'd they calm that? Yeah I mean the voter pressure you just do it politically. And that's also where Dave Smith said a lot of identity politics stuff started Is like let's distract them from the wealth inequality all the money we're taking I don't remember you said Yeah, but let's let's make all this other identity politics shit pop off Yeah, so we tried and then they were like chill Yeah, the real problem is DI. Yeah, the real problem is not enough diversity equity inclusion
Starting point is 00:43:43 Yeah, so just make a new enemy. You just create something to satisfy people's reason for why they're not given the opportunity that these other people are. When the reality is it's... Migrants taking all the resources. Yeah. Anything but rich people are keeping all the money and opportunity for the rich people. Got it. Like, you really want to fix the DEI or whatever in colleges?
Starting point is 00:44:10 If you went to a university, your kids can't go there. You will see Harvard, Yale, Princeton, immediately switched. Something will get a little darker. Oh yeah, they'll immediately be more diverse. Because the amount of like legacy kids that end up going to these schools, and keep in mind with more graduates, there's even more, right? If you donate to a school, your kid can't go there.
Starting point is 00:44:38 You're donating out of the goodness of your heart. Exactly, them donations going evaporate. Yeah. This is something that doesn't benefit the school or the rich people, but they're not gonna do that. Exactly. Them donations going evaporate. This is something that doesn't benefit the school or the rich people, but they're not gonna do that. Yeah. Oh no, let's just uh, pander and have 10 black kids every year and then make them feel like charity while they're here. So that's the solution. They're not gonna look. Now again, I would like to think if they just got rid of super-dolians. And now they took that away. Now we have no
Starting point is 00:45:03 black kids. I don't believe in the, I don't believe that the DEI thing in certain industries is helpful though. I think that there's probably a better way to address that, but I don't know if addressing at the top of the line is what's going to make the change. But it's something. It's better than nothing. I think there are better ways to fix it, but by just doing away with it altogether, you already, you just named ways that other groups of people
Starting point is 00:45:31 have leg ups. They're a step ahead. So it's like, you need something. Medical school, when I was, now, granted, we're so old, now this is 20 years ago almost, but when I was like in pre-med or whatever, and I knew people that are applying, it was so, the requirements for black slash Latino people
Starting point is 00:45:47 to get into medical school was so much lower. And I'm not even mad at the people, but I do, a part of my brain is like, I guess I understand they're gonna be able to connect with their patients better, et cetera. At the same time, if you're not giving them as good a quality of care, because you don't know as much is that a terrifying thing?
Starting point is 00:46:06 I'm not one way or the other but that does make a lot logically I'm like that seems a little crazy like I get the logic, but it's also I don't think All people from black and brown communities are trying to get into Ivy League schools Like we are not applying at the rate that other people are. So it's like, you're not always getting our best candidates. No, no, no. And so sometimes to try to incentivize more people to, from black and brown communities to go there.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Well, here's what I'm saying. You drop maybe the scores, I wouldn't say they're drastically low. So my school is a small school. It's like a private dork school. 300 kids, 150 appraised, every race. You see the kids who make it through. I know a person who did worse on their MCATs than me. at the dork school. 300 kids, 150 at pre-med, every race. You see the kids who make it through.
Starting point is 00:46:46 I know a person who did worse on their MCATs than me. Granted, I guess they played a sport, but worse on their MCATs than me, GPA was fine, got into the best medical school in Texas. The Caribbean was like, maybe we'll take you. You know what I mean? I get that, but you're also- You could've gone to Haiti, bro.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Yeah, I could've been. The Haiti wanted me really bad. You're also talking about? I get that, but you're also- You could've gone to Haiti, bro. Yeah, I could've been. The Haiti wanted me really bad. You're also talking about getting into the school and sometimes you had the resources to have MCATs, prep classes, and tutors and all that shit. A lot of times those people don't. But lasting in the school is what counts. So it's like, can that black or brown student
Starting point is 00:47:19 make it through med school? Can they pass all their requirements? Lasting is easier. They're just- Yeah, lasting is easier. Lasting is easier. But I mean, if you can get through the program, that they pass all their requirements? Last thing is easier. They're just... Yeah, last thing is easy. Last thing is easier. But I mean, if you can get through the program, that means you're just as capable as... And I'm telling you, if you're at my school, the private school, you're not some poor kid.
Starting point is 00:47:32 We had people, I guess, sure, but these... I know these people. They're not poor people. They're not struggling to eat. This wasn't like a thing. I'm not saying they were rich, but again, I'm telling you, having experienced it, I understand your theory. And in theory, it is good. But then you also start thinking this is medical care. And to your point,
Starting point is 00:47:49 to be fair to you, how you do an undergraduate doesn't mean you're going to do well in med school or not. It's just how well you do in fucking physics or whatever. That's my point. You're saying that. That's to your point. But still, that idea is a little bit crazy. This is medicine, this is people's lives on the line. But I'm saying, if they're not capable of graduating, then they're not capable of doing it. I understand Al's point too, which is like, okay, let's say their SAT scores are lower, but if they're able to graduate at the same level,
Starting point is 00:48:20 then they were able to acquire enough information, education through that process to do the job, which I agree with you and I totally make sense. And I think that's the idea behind, in a lot of ways, DEI, is that some of these people might not have the high SAT scores because they can't afford all these things that give you a huge advantage, which is taking like the Kaplan SAT prep classes, et cetera.
Starting point is 00:48:39 I think everybody's on the same page with that. And I think that poor white people also look at that and they go, yeah, that's unfair that those rich fucking white people get to take all those classes. And I think they feel a little disenfranchised that just because they share the same skin color, they are not afforded those opportunities that the black people are. And that there are wealthy, like, nepo-baby black people that are taking advantage of these DEI things that are really not made for them, they're made for more disenfranchised people.
Starting point is 00:49:14 And I think that's why, like, the program that uplifts people from poverty into positions of, you know, prosperity just has to assess these struggles. So the poor disenfranchised white, the poor disenfranchised black, the poor disenfranchised Latino or Asian, whatever it is, they all have to feel like they're being taken care of and protected in this system that's really not built for them. And I think right now the sentiment, the feeling, the perception, we're talking so much about perception is, is just for people of color and it might not actually be going to the people of color that really need the help, but in fact the people of color that don't
Starting point is 00:50:01 need the help. Yeah, but- You know what I mean? Like Steph Curry's kids don't need a DI program to get into somewhere, but they would benefit from it simply because of the color of their skin. Yes, and I would agree with you and I'm like with any program people are going to find, take advantage and look at all groups. So it's one of those things where it's like I don't think we wipe it off and go we don't
Starting point is 00:50:23 do anything. I think we go, well, what else can we do? It's not part of diversity with socioeconomic if it was socioeconomic over racial if it's a tiebreaker sure poor white kid poor black He'd give it to the poor black kid I guess but like a poor white kid not getting to take advantage does seem like and then it's more fun It's yeah It's more fun when you're just helping all poor people because then you really get to decide and like find out who's the smartest race. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because like if black people. Are you
Starting point is 00:50:55 sure you want to do this? Because if black people thrive. Let them cook right. Like if it's just for poor people and black people thrive, they get to go see we're smarter than you motherfuckers. You just got more money. Yeah. But so now you get to put some money where your mouth is. Put some poor Asians in there. Guys, guys, guys, poor Asians end up winning, then we all gotta get them out of the country. We have to. I was gonna say, you're all fighting for seconds.
Starting point is 00:51:14 I'm being honest about this. That's me honest about it. Not you, the other Asians. Yeah. You never see a poor Asian though. I was gonna say you saw a homeless Asian guy. Are you kidding me? Collecting cans outside right now?
Starting point is 00:51:25 That's the richest guy in Manhattan. You don't think they have a fucking penthouse? They're working all day collecting metal and gold and jewels. Yo, I'll be honest with you. I haven't seen an Asian woman collecting cans in a minute. In a while, yeah. Is it inflation? No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Latino got it. The Latinos took over. They took over. Wow. Yeah, I've seen that. Families. I've seen families going in and doing that. A win is a win. Okay, son. Do. Yeah, I've seen that. Families. I've seen families going in.
Starting point is 00:51:46 A win is a win. Do you ever tease someone up for that? I've been doing that by recycling lately. What? When you see them with the bag? Because we'll have cans and bottles and shit and I won't put it in the recycling in the building. I'll take it and I'll leave it on the street because I know some Chinese ladies are going
Starting point is 00:51:58 to see it and go, let's fucking go. They go crazy. They tear through my fucking bag. So you litter is what you say. No, I put it in a bag right on the side and I just wait by the window. Just watch. You're so fucking buck wild. You're literate.
Starting point is 00:52:08 No, it's not. So you're not putting it in the receptacle, you're just leaving it on the side. Making it easier for her. I'm not going to make her dig through the trash. This is what transplants do to Brooklyn, bro. No, you leave it right there. I assemble it. You're from Queens!
Starting point is 00:52:19 He thinks it's helping. Barely! He thinks he's helping. You're from Long Island! You're from Texas! I know! He can talk. I'm not mad at Brooklyn. He thinks it's helping. Barely. He thinks he's helping. You're from Long Island. You're from Texas. What the fuck? I know. He can talk.
Starting point is 00:52:27 I'm not mad at Brooklyn. Hey, do what you got to do, buddy. Come on, right? If you have food left over. I still don't know what you're describing. He's just describing literally. He's like, oh, I'm going to make it easier so they don't have to dig into a bag. I'm just going to leave the can on top of something.
Starting point is 00:52:40 Public service. It's easier for them to take it. No, we got a trash chute so it stays in the building. So no Chinese ladies can get it. But they go through the bags once they put the bags on the street. No. They never put it on the street. They stay in the chute. Yeah. Really? That's what he's saying.
Starting point is 00:52:53 And then it's in a dumpster and it fucking goes off. So I'm saying just leave it right on the side. Build it up. It's like Salvation Army. Yeah. Salvation Red Army. They love it, bro. They get so excited. If you saw the look on their faces, bro, chasing their tails, going in circles. The Chinese are off for the fucking... They get so excited.
Starting point is 00:53:11 They're off for the can game, huh? Not my neighborhood. It's great. Is it still five cents for a can? I don't know the actual return, but there's a return spot. You're so out of touch. Dude, you're so out of touch.
Starting point is 00:53:24 We got him. Come on. Everything's going to return. You don't even know actual return, but there's a return spot. So out of touch. Do you so out of time? We got him. We got him. I don't know. You don't even know what his can is. I got to say we got to up it. It went up. It's 10 cents. It should be 10 cents. I thought it was 10. Hopefully I'm just about.
Starting point is 00:53:35 How much is it? How much is it? That's right there. It's on this. Five cents. Five cents. Thank you, dumb motherfuckers. Don't know anything about recycling.
Starting point is 00:53:44 It's like an inflation, right? Cans in your life, huh? I never collected a can I collected kids religiously like twice a year every summer in my beach house But I said it up like that every summer the beaches I would go around I would collect. It's like, this is dead serious. But I had to set it up like that. Every time I went to the beach, I would go around, I would collect all the cans, and this was a thing that the kids did. We didn't have activities,
Starting point is 00:54:12 and we would collect all the cans, we'd give them back to the supermarket, we'd get five cents a can, and I was loaded buying ice creams with that shit. I'm digging inside garbage. That's right. I remember being at that age when you're young and you don't know that you're poor yet
Starting point is 00:54:25 and like I would go with my dad. To collect other people's cans? No, we would just take our recycling but then go to the fucking supermarkets. Oh that's not poor. Nobody did that shit. We didn't have five cent deposits in Texas and I didn't realize that so I saw that five cent shit and I stored all these cans and took it to Texas and they were like all right man here's like a quarter. and I stored all these cans and took it to Texas and they were like, all right, man, here's like a quarter. But they do need to up that because in 1999, five cents was way different than now. Yeah. Like by a lot. What's five cents now? Let me find out.
Starting point is 00:54:54 Huh? I mean, pennies are a negative production, right? Yeah. Yeah. So it's nine, nine cents. Wait, what? Wow. It's the opposite. Oh, it's like less. Wait, what? How does this even make sense? Of course, it's less. No, but it says more. The same item would cost nine cents today. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:15 You know, somebody take the computer and I want you to smash it over the top of this. I was trying to find out what five cents is today. Five cents is a cute little fucking app. What a fucking weird. What is five cents today? How much is five cents today? He would have got a legacy. How out what five cents is today. Five cents is cute. What a fucking out, bro. What a fucking win. What is five cents today? How much is five cents today? He would've got a legacy fucking admission. How much is five cents?
Starting point is 00:55:29 How much is five cents? Five cents is five cents today. Ask him what his degree is in. Yeah, what is your degree in? Economics. Jesus Christ. But not street economics. No, America's cooked.
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Starting point is 00:58:29 We talked about that. Raise a billion, 20 million in debt. I mean, spending, raising a billion dollars spending in a hundred days. Five hundred thirty eight million on staff. Can't die with it, maybe. They raised that money and everybody was just eating, huh? That's what I was doing. It was just like, you call your friends. Did she know, I'm not going to make this. So let me just start spending it.
Starting point is 00:59:05 Black Lives Matter and Kamala. We really need to have a conversation about Black people's money. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Don't group those two. I mean, I think you bring it up a very good point. Yeah, I know it's not. Between Black Lives Matter, NBA and NFL players. Yeah, it's true. Kamala. It's true.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Podcasted yours. Tesla truck owners. Yeah. How about a fleet of Tesla trucks after one year in the red? Oh man. But who did they appoint? Apparently, he appointed all the Project 2025 guys. Oh, I heard a good one.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Apparently if Trump hasn't- Bring that back up. Yeah, we got to talk about that. Yeah. Because you need to explain what project 2025 is. But apparently if Trump hasn't posted that somebody is taking on a position, it's not real and it's marketing. So what's happening behind the scenes allegedly is there are all these people that are up for the position, but they haven't been officially offered it.
Starting point is 01:00:01 And what they're doing is leaking things to the press so that the press report it, so that there is political and social pressure on the administration to appoint them. Trump is the wrong guy to do that to, I think. Or it's leaked by other people so that the press trashes the decision. Oh, that's smart. So that the competitor can go, you don't want him.
Starting point is 01:00:23 I mean, look at how upset people are about this appointee. Or, this might be the one I'm thinking. Or the administration leaks people, sees how the perception is, perception is, and then reacts accordingly. So Marco Rubio was leaked Secretary of State decision for Donald Trump, gets fucking trashed. Dave Smith is like, this is the worst pick.
Starting point is 01:00:45 You might as well elect a Cheney, blah, blah, blah. Dave, I obviously trust. But then if you're a Trump administration guy, you go, hey, let's just, we're thinking about Marco Rubio. Let's just leak that, see how people respond. And when they trash him, be like, all right, maybe we don't like Marco Rubio. I think that was real. Wasn't he like a neocon or whatever the fuck is?
Starting point is 01:01:00 That's the thing. And that's the biggest issue for anybody who voted for him specifically because you don't want foreign wars, is you don't want any of these neocons, these warhawks, Democrat or Republican in the administration. So a lot of people saw that and they were heartbroken. They were like, oh, I thought we're draining the swamp. I thought we're not getting into these points of foreign wars. And then you're going to put a guy who's admittedly about that action? Very concerning.
Starting point is 01:01:25 And I think a lot of people very upset. Now, he hasn't been mentioned by Trump yet, but I think that one might be real. The Department of Homeland Security is very, and you should be upset about it. If you voted for that specific reason, or those are one of the reasons why you voted for him, you should be very upset about that.
Starting point is 01:01:45 Kristi Noem was this like, she was very attractive, I think was a governor of like North Dakota, but they picked her as like Department of Homeland Security. Potentially this is like another one floated that might not be real, but like beautiful woman, but the fuck does someone from North Dakota know about Homeland Security? Like we're not going to attack by a moose here. We need a, we need need an actual person who knows how to thwart terror attacks. I don't think there's a lot of action happening
Starting point is 01:02:10 in North Dakota, right? Right, am I wrong for? I don't know any of her history, just because she's from there. She could have a bunch of... Nah, what if she went to an Ivy League school? What if she got put in? No, you gotta be on the water.
Starting point is 01:02:23 You gotta be on a water state. If you're not on a water state, there's nothing we can do about you. Marco Rubio can do that. Say again? Marco Rubio can do that. Well, you can have a Cuban with a comb over, deciding homeland security.
Starting point is 01:02:36 He can build a bridge from here to Havana. The Cubans are good at security though. A Loki, Bay of Pigs, they fucking locked it up. You said this, nobody knows. That's a good ass point. Shout out to Rubio. shout out to the Cubans. Nobody hates illegals more than someone who came here illegally and is here now. Do you know what? That is a great point.
Starting point is 01:02:51 Cubans would lock that motherfucking down so fast. Maybe we do need Marco Rubio. Bro, our biggest threat for 10 years was a fucking little island in the middle of the fucking Atlantic. We might need a Cuban, we might need a real ass Cuban to do that shit, I'm here, y'all ain't. Stay out. Shut up. That's just a no wars. Just convince yourself on this guy. Not for, what's it called, for Department of Homeland Security. Oh, okay. Yeah, we don't want him to be the, what was he going up for again? Secretary of State. Secretary of State, yeah. I don't want him deciding foreign shit.
Starting point is 01:03:25 Yeah, he going fucking get into it with the Mexicans and then we go and have some cartel shit going on. Bro, the way that Tom Homan was talking about them cartels, that, this is fire. I like this one. Do you want Blake? I'll fight it, I'll fight it. Yeah, but you can't talk like that.
Starting point is 01:03:40 What would he say? What the fuck is up about it? What'd he say? Just the fact that he's like, That's what you're worried about. You afraid of the cartels when we got this guy? Hell yeah. Come on, bro.
Starting point is 01:03:48 This guy got 14 zins in his lower lip. You think he's worried about the cartels? These cartels don't play. No, it says it would cost $88 billion to deport a million people a year. I don't know if that's accurate or not. Is that what American taxpayers should expect? What price do you put on national security?
Starting point is 01:04:07 Is that worth it? Is there a way to carry out mass deportation without separating families? Of course there is. Good answers, bro. Did you see the rest of that answer? I think this- Yeah, you really- No, that's where it cuts off.
Starting point is 01:04:20 The rest of the answer is, of course there is. You can deport the families with them Which I disagree with I don't like that. I don't like this I think the first deportation process needs to be criminals You go after criminals you commit a crime you get the fuck out of here simple as that after that we can assess I think this is it. Yeah, go for it. Look the illegal immigrants come across border people need to understand I think this is it. You want to see it? Yeah, go for it. Look, illegal immigrants come across the border, people need to understand.
Starting point is 01:04:45 31% of women that make their journey get raped by criminal cartels. Children get raped. I've talked to little girls as young as nine that have been raped multiple times. These cartels are animals, and that's why President Trump's going to take them off the face of the earth. They have killed more Americans than every terrorist organization in the world. And President Trump is committed to calling them terrorist organization and using the full might of the United States
Starting point is 01:05:08 special operations to take them out. That is war with the government. We don't need that. I'm not worried about that. But what's more concerning to me, honestly is like, cocaine is fun. And someone's gotta make it. We'll make it here, don't worry.
Starting point is 01:05:28 But will we? I don't think we will, and I think the American people need coke. I'm gonna be honest with you, fentanyl no, heroin no, opiates no. This is the wildest thing I've ever heard of. But coke, coke the American people. The cocktails are ruining Mexico and you're like, yeah, but where are we gonna get our party? We do need that. We're a party of people. And I don't think we have the conditions for to grow coke down the big city.
Starting point is 01:05:54 We don't have the conditions, Akash. You know how cigars can only really grow in Cuba? You believe that? I don't believe that shit. Not at all. We love what we can't have. But the reality is the conditions for Coke probably aren't here. We're not gonna grow it here.
Starting point is 01:06:09 But Americans, we need our Coke. Look, what do you think about Mike Tyson? Imagine Mike Tyson with no cocaine. Imagine the East with no cocaine. Oh, put that on. Oh, Mike. I thought you meant Mike. I thought you were talking about Curry, Mike.
Starting point is 01:06:18 No, I'm saying think about how cocaine. Because Mike is going crazy. No, but think about the most amazing things that cocaine has created in American history. Miami, the fun, the fucking car, vroom, vroom. Wolf of Wall Street. That was fun. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Wall Street, cocaine. Yeah. You know what I mean? Take little shitty mortgages, mix them all together. Surprise. Now you got even shittier mortgages. And what? Think of how amazing.
Starting point is 01:06:45 Oh, black people should vote. Yeah. Cocaine. Cocaine has created every amazing idea in American history. The female vote. Cocaine. Yes. Right to their arms.
Starting point is 01:06:57 You said amazing ideas. Cocaine. Amazing ideas. Every amazing idea in American history was backed by cocaine. Babe Ruth points. Boom! This. Cocaine. The BBL was invented on cocaine.
Starting point is 01:07:09 Cocaine. Colombians. What if skinny girls have fat asses? Yes. Cocaine. Mmm. You could pack more coke in there. There we go!
Starting point is 01:07:18 I'm telling you, America runs on confidence and cocaine is confidence and Americans need cocaine. I'm worried to be completely honest with you that without cocaine the American Empire is over. I mean that a thousand percent. I'm looking straight in your face right now. Is this like when you said that we didn't drink water, we just drank coffee and alcohol for 400 years or whatever? I did believe that and I do believe that's why we were so productive. Okay. You're so whatever. I did believe that. And I do believe that's why we were so productive. Because we had caffeine and we had alcohol in the system. And we thought of some crazy shit.
Starting point is 01:07:50 Yeah. Right? You look at the cathedral, you're like, what if the windows were like painted colors too? That is a caffeine and alcohol combination. Who invented fucking cocaine? The Mayans, the Aztecs? What did they do?
Starting point is 01:08:03 The cities, the first pyramids. What? I was gonna talk about pyramids, but also that. Oh, but also that. Sometimes you sacrifice a kid so a cactus grows. Right? That's also a cocaine idea right there. Yeah, yeah, the good with the bad. The good with the bad.
Starting point is 01:08:16 But America runs on cocaine, so we need somebody to make it. So I think we just get a- That's Duncan's new slogan. Yes. Yeah. America runs on cocaine. And there's a baby version of cocaine, which is sugar, which the rest of America runs on. But once you become an adult, there is cocaine. There's an actual baby version of cocaine. Talk to me.
Starting point is 01:08:32 I tried to purchase on the dark web. No, you didn't. Tell me what it is. So you can make tea out of cocoa leaves. Oh no, Mark. And you can make the tea and it gives you a stimulant. I like cocaine, but it's natural. This is how they do it in Central America. Give me a Zen right now. You just got me getting the fucks. You tried to buy coca leaves on the dark one. Yes he did. Allegedly. For the bit. For the bit.
Starting point is 01:08:52 I was looking at it. It's natural. It's natural. This is Donald Trump's America. That's what they did for years. That's what they did for years. This is what you voted for. Oh how else should you do is snort it up with baby powder in it or whatever the fuck? I'm not gonna put fucking baby powder in my cocaine, Mark. That's why I did child sacrifice.
Starting point is 01:09:07 They can get the baby powder to cut it with, bro. Listen, guys. That's what I'm saying. My fear is that if we wipe the cartels off the face of the Earth, which is what Tom Homan just said, we would be in a serious confidence deficit in the United States of America,
Starting point is 01:09:22 and we would not be able to overcome it. We become Democrats. we become liberal. We might become liberal cucks without enough cocaine to propel us forward, or we gotta find Jesus. Facts! Yeah, yeah, facts. Because Jesus is emotional cocaine.
Starting point is 01:09:34 That is true, that is true. Jesus Christ. You're in church. Yeah. You're in church, you're feeling it. That song hits you, the word hits you. He walked on water again. Why?
Starting point is 01:09:43 He put me to sleep then when I'm there. Say again? Why does it put me to sleep then when I'm there? Say again? Why does it put me to sleep? Well, because you're a gay person. Yeah, exactly. Jesus don't like you, that's a fact. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is true.
Starting point is 01:09:53 It's trying to nod you off. Do liberals do cocaine? I feel like it's not a liberal drug. No, no. Like what would you, that's why they lost? That's what they do, what, yeah they do. Fuck my wife faster, you know what I mean? What is like, do more. Like what is, You know what I mean? Like what is the liberal?
Starting point is 01:10:05 It's not a liberal drug, dude. What do you think gay guys are doing? Say again? Gay guys aren't liberal. They do MOLLE, they do MDMA. They're all so, yeah. That's true. How liberal are they, dude?
Starting point is 01:10:13 I think gays for Trump. They're doing poppers, bro. They're doing poppers, bro. Loosen that hole. Loosen that hole, Fred. Ecstasy, and liberals do ecstasy. Because they got to feel happy sometimes. Why do they do all these drugs?
Starting point is 01:10:21 Because they don't have to worry about it because they're already going to hell? According to Jesus? Loosen that hole, Fred. Ecstasy, and liberals do ecstasy. Because they gotta feel happy sometimes. Why do they do all these drugs? Do they not have to worry about it because they're already going to hell? According to Jesus? Jesus said nothing wrong about doing drugs. Jesus was all about getting a profit, wanting some wine. Yeah, wasn't that Magic Bush or something like that.
Starting point is 01:10:38 Exactly. Yeah, the Bush. He ate all this shit at the Last Supper. That put, possibly that was a form of like a psychological drug. Psychedelic. Yeah, psychedelic drug. You almost got it. You still think about five cents being nine cents.
Starting point is 01:10:52 Why the fuck is that even possible? Turn this into what? Okay. How does that happen? What else? Anything else, my boys? Do you think we should save the Democratic Party? This shit is dangerous.
Starting point is 01:11:02 Talk to us. Talk to us. You can't talk like that. I can understand if you want to try to stop what the cartels are doing, but don't talk tough. All America. Cartels are about that action for real. Do you not think we're about that action? Yeah, but I don't wanna go.
Starting point is 01:11:17 Let's go, let's go. You're watching our every move. Listen up. Iran, Russia, China. Run that back from the top. No, let's go, let's go, let's go. Al-Qaeda. This is beautiful. They may be watching this right now. Listen, man, you rush in fucking trying that back from the Akaida this is they may be watching the cartels. No turn this shit up Not be mistaken for a cable news gabfest
Starting point is 01:11:39 You look like we don't care. We don't care who you voted for We don't care who you worship what you worship who you love It doesn't matter if your dad left you millions when he died or if he knew who your father was. We have been honed into a machine of lethal moving parts that you would be wise to avoid if you know what's good for you. We will not be intimidated. We will not back down. We've seen war.
Starting point is 01:12:05 We don't want war. Nope, we don't want it. But if you want war with the United States of America, there's one thing I can promise you, so help me God. Someone else will raise your sons and daughters. Oh shit, God damn. Yeah. Come on.
Starting point is 01:12:19 You worry about the cartels now? Come on, bro. You worry about the cartels when we got satellites? On that full list, Are you worried about the cartels now? Are you worried about the cartels when we got satellites? On that full list, there's a giant mass of water separating us from all the motherfuckers. That's the difference. The cartel is here. We got a wall. They're down the street right now.
Starting point is 01:12:38 You don't think we know where they at? Yeah, it's crazy. Do you think we don't know where they at? You think we can find a cartel? we can find a cartels right now? Find 16 Mexicans playing 505 on a basketball court. I told you about the way lifting bells. I told you about the China Sleeper cells. The cartels, we go to war with the cartels, we lose.
Starting point is 01:12:57 Guaranteed. How? How are we going to win? We lose, bro. Do you remember? You so scary, bro. We lose. You are so scary. These motherfuckers do not play. We don't play. We are remember? You so scary bro. We lose. You are so scary.
Starting point is 01:13:05 These motherfuckers do not play. We don't play. We outside. No. But we at least have decency. We try not to kill kids. They're killing wives, kids. They're killing everybody.
Starting point is 01:13:13 We have decency. We have been to killing kids. We. What do you think they got their business model? Thank you. Son, we draw strike way. Just remember. You think they draw strike at Quinceanera again?
Starting point is 01:13:21 Nothing. Light work. We're taking out the pin y'all. We have been to the pin y'all. We have been to the pin y'all. We have been to the pin y'all. We have been to the pin y'all. We have been to the pin y'all. I Work we're taking out the pinion we apologize Lasting music right now They're playing bad bunny go get them What are you talking about really think it's a problem to take out the cartel? I playing on the subway on their phone, no headphones.
Starting point is 01:13:45 Yeah. Listen to the Pace of the American government. Can't even control these motherfuckers. Al, that's the Mexican government. Oh, the Mexican government. Oh, it's an amazing government. They can't do it. They bring them military to fucking tank town.
Starting point is 01:13:59 This is insane. This is truly insane. Whatever. Whatever. Al, do you remember when four Americans got killed going to get BBLs or whatever in Mexico, and then they put nine of those motherfuckers chained up on the border and said, we're sorry, we didn't mean to kill Americans?
Starting point is 01:14:12 The cartel doesn't wanna fuck with America. Cause we played that one time. Yeah. We played that one time. And then they took nine people. That was a good point. And clapped them. Put them up. I just don't want that.
Starting point is 01:14:23 Al, let me tell you something. We butt fuck. Butt fuck? clap, put them up. I just don't want that. Al, let me tell you something, we butt fuck. What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? So help me God, we butt fuck. You need help? We are pulling up to the cartels.
Starting point is 01:14:33 We are butt fucking. That is a fact. You ready to shit pushed in? No, that is a real thing. That is a real thing. Why is this helping y'all? I'll do the phrase. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey I'm just hoping y'all are doing great. It doesn't matter. Just use steel. They're watching right now. We buttfuck them.
Starting point is 01:14:46 Yeah. Al, Al, Al, it's not enough. Say it in Spanish so they know. It's not enough. Say it in Spanish so they know. Hey, hey, hey. Rompé culo. Rompemos culo.
Starting point is 01:14:54 That's what happens if you mess with the United States of America. So help me God. Vamos a romper tu culo. That is a guarantee. You gotta tell the cartels this right now. They're not fucking with us. They're not fucking with us. We're not fucking with you. We're not fucking with you. We're not fucking with you. We're not break your ass. This is what it is. Fuckbots, a little band. Let Diddy out of jail then. Come on. We can eat Diddy on the front lines. Wow, we can eat him on the front lines.
Starting point is 01:15:26 This is Diddy's redemption arc. We gonna send him there, saw his baby oil. We're keeping all the baby oil here. He gonna go there with sand. That's right. Yeah, that's what's gonna happen now. I'm telling you right now, I don't want you to be afraid. I don't want you to be scared anymore
Starting point is 01:15:43 in Donald Trump's America. If this was Kamala Harris's America and you had some fucking tranny robot at the front lines going to take out the cartels, of course that's going to be an issue. She's probably going to start sucking all her dicks all the time. That's a scary sight. What do you mean? Tranny on the front line is a scary sight. Why?
Starting point is 01:16:00 Pull up that lady. I'm running. This is the Department of Health. I'm going to take out the guard top. I am running, bro. That's one of the hardest speeches in our lifetime. Shout out to Captain Bolivia. Yeah, he's talking all that shit from me.
Starting point is 01:16:09 I'm telling you. We ain't fighting. They're fighting. The noise. I know you don't think we're afraid. I know you don't think. Listen, if we stop bombing other countries out there in the Middle East, we're going to be the first to see the end of the world.
Starting point is 01:16:17 We're going to be the first to see the end of the world. We're going to be the first to see the end of the world. We're going to be the first to see the end of the world. We're going to be the first to see the end of the world. We're going to be the first to see the end of the world. We're going to be the first to see the end of the world. We're going to be the first to see the end of the world. We're going to be the first to see the end of the world. We're going to be the first to see the end of the world. We're going to be the first to see the end of the world. We're going to be the first to see the end of the world. We ain't fighting. They're fighting. I know you don't think we're afraid.
Starting point is 01:16:25 I know you don't think. Listen, if we stop bombing other countries out there in the Middle East, we're gonna get itchy. Yeah, it's true. We're gonna get itchy. We're gonna need to bomb somebody. When America stops bombing, the rest of the world is on notice. Like, yo, do not piss them off. We're like an alcoholic father in the house. We're just waiting for our team to go down seven. Someone's
Starting point is 01:16:46 getting back slapped. Yeah, America's having a bad day. Bad day! Someone needs to get their culo rompe. That needs to happen. We need to rompe culo. That needs to happen. That's not a good thing guys. Say again? It's not a good thing. What do you mean it's not. Say again? It's not a good thing. What do you mean it's not a good thing? You don't think Mexico will be thankful we took care of the cartels? What are you saying right now? Al, what do you believe? Tell me real quick. You don't think it'd be nice if we could liberate the...
Starting point is 01:17:16 Honestly, I'm so biased because on America we're the greatest people, but if there's a second greatest people on the face of the universe, it's the Mexican people. You don't think that they would like to be liberated from these cartels? The most joyous, loving, accepting, kind, supportive, fun people on the fucking planet? You don't think they want to be liberated from these horrible cartels through a vicious butt thrashing? Butt thrashing doesn't sound tactical. That sounds like gospel. Who said we were tactical?
Starting point is 01:17:44 That sounds like gospel. Who said we were tactical? Who said we were tactical? That sounds like parking lot. That's what that sounds like. It might happen in a parking lot. We're getting parking lot. Let's go. Right. So then all those beautiful Mexican people that we love, they're going to be gone too. No, no, no. We're going to get them out the way.
Starting point is 01:17:57 Yeah. Oh, go to the south. You'll be safe there. That's how we do it. Come on. That usually works. That's how you got to go down south. Two birds right there. That's how you do it. That's how we do it. That's how it works. That's how you gotta go down south. Two birds right there. That's how you gotta go down south. That shit works. No, we're gonna move them, bro. We're gonna get them into a nice little sack.
Starting point is 01:18:10 You can move. I trust you guys. Let's be optimistic. All right, let's go. Hey, real talk. If you had to help the Ukraine fight Russia or the Mexicans fight the cartels, where do you think our resources are better spent? Because we're in wars no matter what.
Starting point is 01:18:34 In the version if we're helping Ukraine, are we still going to war with the cartels or we're not? No, he's saying we're gonna stop. We can take him at his word for now. All right, so then nah, I'm going to send it to fucking Ukraine. I don't want that drama. I like, I'm going to Cancun in December, bro. Oh, this is what this is about. This is what this is about. I heard about it. I got a nice family trip booked and shit like that. I want to.
Starting point is 01:18:52 This is all things about it. It really is. I hope the dog is kidnapped. That's foul. I hope that's foul. That's crazy. I hope that happens. You know what?
Starting point is 01:19:01 When I found out how much we pay dog walkers for my dog, I hope my dog is kidnapped. I hope you get kidnapped though. That I can wish with no conscience. Ain't nobody kidnapping Al. You gotta deal with that for a fucking week. You can give him back. This guy's just rude. This guy's just rude. He's grumpy, in the fucking mood all the goddamn time.
Starting point is 01:19:27 Loves the cartel. He's like, I hate these Puerto Ricans, watch. Fucking garbage island. Tony Hicks, let's go. Let's rock. What's up, Noodle Dicks? You see the blue lights. You know what time it is.
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Starting point is 01:22:16 everybody milk. Visit milk.org to learn more. Okay, what else we got, my boys? Oof. Crypto's up. Yo, we out here dude. Shout out to crypto bro. You could tell who voted for Kamala but also got crypto. Right?
Starting point is 01:22:32 Cause they all of a sudden are very supportive of this Donald Trump administration coming in. They're like, give them a chance. You know, shout out, shout out Bitcoin. Yeah. Nah, for real though, shout out Bitcoin. We got Bitcoin. You still got it, you still got a coin or that?
Starting point is 01:22:50 Aren't you glad I told you to hold on? No, no, you're right, you told us to hold. Yeah, we're doing our- Have you been able to access your wallet yet? Nah, we took all this shit off. Oh, you did? Yeah, cause I was scared about the what's it calls, but you know what, I'm bullish now.
Starting point is 01:23:02 Matter of fact, crypto companies, you gotta be legit. You got to be the ones that have actually made it through, you know, Kraken made it through. Yeah. Now it's time. Now you're rich, bro. If FCS just hold on, bro, if they just were able to hold on like two more years, that's all they had to do. I mean, it was your long ass time. It wasn't like 30 days.
Starting point is 01:23:23 It was almost a thousand days. Don't be so greedy for two years. I know, they just had to wait. You can do a Ponzi scheme now, like way more money. He's in prison looking at this being like, oh fuck, I wouldn't be the richest man ever. If any of you help me get back the crypto I lost is a considerable amount, that'd be fantastic.
Starting point is 01:23:38 Oh wait, how'd you lose it? The company's folded, et cetera. How much did you lose in now, money? Oh. I'll tell you, I'll tell you. Yeah, that's more like 12 cents or something. I can't figure it out. For real. I don't know. Oh man. Oh, a good amount. A good amount. It's a good amount. Six, six digits. Oh yeah. Yeah. What are we talking about? How much in initial investment?
Starting point is 01:24:06 How many cyber trucks? How many cyber trucks? Probably six figures, to be honest with you. Wow. You had six figures back then? Not at its lowest. Yeah, of course. In his investment.
Starting point is 01:24:16 It was worth nothing. You lost nothing. But based on my average strike price? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. How much was your Tesla cyber truck, Al? About a hundred. You know what's crazy? Even with that, I'm still like, bro, that's crazy.
Starting point is 01:24:29 So a hundred, but you, I imagine leased it through the business? No, I financed through the business, yeah. But it's, oh, you purchased the car? Purchased it, yeah. Why purchase it instead of leasing? You can't lease Cybertrucks. They have a leasing office with Tesla? Not for Cybertrucks.
Starting point is 01:24:43 Oh, but with the regular cars? Yeah, yeah. Got it, but with the regular cars. Yeah. Got it. But financing it is the same essentially. Same thing. Because there's a, got it, got it, got it, got it. We never sell the final product. What does it look like?
Starting point is 01:24:52 Somebody texted me, they saw you in a Cybertruck. That's how I found out you got one. I've been in it. It's cool. It's nice. It's really nice. Chester Julio Rubiro said, but he said, I saw Al in a Cybertruck.
Starting point is 01:25:01 I was angry about it. I said, fuck Al got a Cybertruck. I told him about that. I put the little stars in the ceiling and shit. That shit cyber truck. I was angry about it. I said, fuck Al, I got a cyber truck. I told him about that. I put the little stars in the ceiling and shit, that shit looks fire. Oh, that's sick. Oh, you did not do that. Come on.
Starting point is 01:25:11 No, I see somebody. Get on Fabulous, shout out the project. No, the Rolls Royce Phantom has that. No, I never seen anybody add it to a shittier car, but the Rolls Royce Phantom has that. Yeah, we know there's Phantom. Of course, of course. That's why I'm saying,
Starting point is 01:25:23 my Honda Accord has a massive dent in the backseat passenger side that never got fixed. Thank you. 2012 still running strong. Damn, bro, you put the stars in it. No, trust me, it looks amazing. Spinners? Is that race?
Starting point is 01:25:39 You would do. Every once in a while, I forget how truly ghetto Alex is. And then he does something like this. And I'm like, wow. Putting the stars on the ceiling of a non-Rolls Royce. Just you get in the car and it's just the galaxy, man. See old Ryan's Bell over here? Come on, son, it's amazing, man.
Starting point is 01:26:04 So we got too much light pollution in here, so I had to, you know, bring, it's amazing. So we got too much light pollution in here, so I had to, you know, bring the galaxy to me. I mean, so is it a feature they offer or did you stick stars on the ceiling? It's custom, they don't do that. Yeah, they prefer if you don't do that. Actually, it's manual.
Starting point is 01:26:20 What color is it? This is what the IRS is letting him write off, isn't that funny? This is what the IRS does. I need it for Isn't that funny? This is what the IRS does. I need it for my health. I have to get equipment. You need the stars on the ceiling. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 01:26:29 It helps with lighting. You need the lighting that lights the equipment. Yes, yes, come on, guys. Jesus Christ. Let's move on. What color is it? It's a tungsten gray, a satin tungsten gray. Sorry, yeah. I got it out, but then the satin kind of fuck around.
Starting point is 01:26:48 Isn't there a G in there? There's a G, there's absolutely a G. Tungsten. Yeah, but the real G's moving silently. That's what I'm talking about. See? Fuck. You wrapped it?
Starting point is 01:27:00 Yeah, I wrapped it. Oh, okay, I got it. You wrapped it. You have to. It only comes in one color. It's only steel, and then the steel has all the fucking fingerprints not seeing them black ones them look fire. That's all right That's all right. Anytime you see a color. It's right. Yeah. Wow. I saw a white one recently This guy got a fucking Tonka trunk in the hand to today's You gotta be fucking creative They said Tonka Trunk. Yeah, that did hurt. That was funny though.
Starting point is 01:27:26 I gave you the credit for it. Okay, what else we got guys? I mean voter fraud, apparently they stole the election. Every election is fake. Conveniently. What else, what else, what else? Oh, you were talking about some chicken lady yesterday. I straight on noticed that.
Starting point is 01:27:42 So there is the breakthrough. I still don't know what I'm doing with this stuff So there is the British girl. I still don't know what to do with this thing. Like I'm always waiting for Alan to bring this up. I looked into it and still don't know. Okay, you ever seen the British girl? She's like, oh, you want chicken? There's so many white chicken ladies that it's confusing. There's a lot of white chicken. I get why y'all like them. I like them. I get that. Chicken fry.
Starting point is 01:28:05 Oh God. So yeah, so here's my advice to anybody. Whatever you do. So help me God. Do not give Dave Portnoy a reason to wake up in the morning and make content. That's a scary thing. Because your life will be fucking hell.
Starting point is 01:28:34 Yeah. This guy. We gotta add him to the list. So is it Portnoy? Candace Owens. Candace Owens. Oh yeah. He's on that list.
Starting point is 01:28:42 Coffeezilla. Because he already got some. Coffeezilla. Coffeezilla, you know what? Don't let the suspenders run. Come on. There's a fee when you guys stay away from him. I'm telling you. There is a relentlessness.
Starting point is 01:28:50 50 cent. 50, exactly. There's a few people that it's just not worth it. It is not worth it. Especially like, Dave's got all the money in the world, so you don't need to do anything. Yeah, what motivates him? But if you give him a reason to wake up, I remember seeing the drama happen with this, like there's this country singer named, I guess, Zach Brian.
Starting point is 01:29:11 Yeah. It's apparently like a huge country singer. Yeah, he's nice. Pull him up. What is the song of this guy? I cannot name one song. So I listened to the song that he wrote about Chicken Fry's friend. He made a song about Chicken Fry's friend?
Starting point is 01:29:24 It's just such a ridiculous sentence. Chicken fries. A little bit of chicken fries. Cold beer on Friday night. And no, that's not him. This guy's more like. Chicken's ashy. Pink Skies is the one that starts to appropriate chicken.
Starting point is 01:29:39 That's also a Zach. That's Zach Brown. We were talking about Zach Brown. So there's a Zach Brian and then there's a Zach Brown. Zach Brown band. Band. But that chicken fried song is fire. Yeah. This guy's less like fun party.
Starting point is 01:29:53 It seems like this guy's more like artsy kind of. Well, can we play a song of this guy's and what I heard? Something no orange is the biggest thing. Play a song of chicken fried boyfriends song. All right. So I'm going to play it and then just give me your honest reaction. Okay. Right when we come back in, okay? So this is Mr. Chicken Lady.
Starting point is 01:30:10 Yes. Chicken Lady's Boyfriend. Alright, fire. I liked it. Absolutely. It's good. And that's the first time I've ever heard, I think, a song from this guy. Yeah, Something in the Orange by Zach Brian.
Starting point is 01:30:21 But like, really nice. I like the music. So apparently he was an emotionally abusing chicken lady. Okay. Chicken girl. Chicken woman. Brianna Chicken Fry. Correct pronouns, bro. Chicken Fry. You better get Portnoy another reason.
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Starting point is 01:31:16 Tonya out of nowhere, somebody brings up Josh Richards on the thing and out of nowhere Tonya pops her head behind the screen and goes, that kid's cute. Yeah, yeah. Adam, you don't know what he asks. She said it way it way worse she goes he's cute for his age oh for his age no caveats here Tonya that man handsome for all ages
Starting point is 01:31:32 look at him okay he's like the bear guy Josh Richards okay anyways so they all do a podcast together and uh and you know once Dave heard that his girl was hurt, you know, Dave's gonna ride for his people. Yeah, he does. So Dave came out there, I respect that.
Starting point is 01:31:52 You gotta ride for the gang. Zach Brian, the dumbest thing you could ever done in your fucking life, you gotta learn from the enemies of Dave Portnoy. He will not stop until you stop. You are destroyed. So yeah, her side of the story, I looked in this a bit, her side of the story she told on the pod with Dave
Starting point is 01:32:08 is basically they dated, everything was good for a few months and then after like four months, it just got toxic, he would get really temperamental out of nowhere and then I think he would pitch like huge fits, like one time she asked him to go to her best friend's grandmother's funeral. He caused a huge scene, it was basically like,
Starting point is 01:32:28 fuck you, I'm not gonna do this. We ended up having to go to the funeral and then wrote one of his new massive hits about going to that funeral, about the person he hated, his dead grandmother, whatever, it was kinda like, if you're the friend, you treat me like shit. Apparently he yelled at that friend,
Starting point is 01:32:42 threw like a glass at her head. At the funeral? And now later Just another holiday Another like holiday he like had all of them over somehow and then Chicken fried went to sleep and then he was just like started going nuts on the friends You're all moochers none of you worth anything Etc etc through a glass near them broke shattered whatever like went nuts
Starting point is 01:33:02 Apparently this these are like emotionally abusive things that he would do a lot. They point out here's this starts going in on Zach Brian. Apparently Zach Brian would always shit on Portnoy and shit on the podcast. Try to get her to leave publicly or just to her, just to her. But he also when he dumped her, she was just like, hey, can I announce? Can I just tell people on my own terms? He's like, yeah, fine. Then announces it on his IG two days later.
Starting point is 01:33:25 And then all of a sudden she starts getting offers for NDAs, please don't say anything about this relationship. She offered 12 million. The price goes up to 12 million. She says no over and over and over. Price keeps going up to 12 million, which leaves you to believe he didn't want this shit coming out publicly.
Starting point is 01:33:39 Nah, he hit her. I mean, she's not saying he hit her. She's not saying that. But for whatever it is, he tore 12 million for him to say, don't tell people what I did. So that's a thing. Cassie got 30 for 12, that's like, that's a half a cash.
Starting point is 01:33:55 12 is just an elevator. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just an elevator. Yo, Cassie has 30 for years. And also, Diddy's a billionaire.
Starting point is 01:34:06 Yeah. Zach Brown isn't a billionaire. It's a Brian. Zach Brian, whatever. That's how I am. Four white people names in country. Zach Brian isn't a billionaire. Those are Luke Bryant's.
Starting point is 01:34:22 Luke Bryant's. Chicken fried rice. Chicken fried rice. Chicken fried rice, if you didn't say. It says it. Yeah. I think that's how it goes. Nah, that is their favorite song. There you go.
Starting point is 01:34:35 Yeah, they love that. That's by Zack Blyan, man. You know, Fortnite wrote a diss song about this guy. Bro, with Josh Richards. It's called Country D diddy and they go hard Crazy my man saying my man got STDs and shit. That's foul They call it in and the cover is a Lego because everybody said his head is like a Lego block Yeah, but if you saying he got STDs, then you kind of saying you're that's the other thing. It's a little wild
Starting point is 01:35:03 Isn't he? You almost just called collateral damage, okay? You ever bomb a wedding and take out a terrorist now? That is the thing. That's not how you do it. You gotta get permission from Chicken Wing to go out and talk about the STD shit because we're all gonna assume... Yeah, Chicken Fry got it.
Starting point is 01:35:20 That Chicken Fry got it. Chicken Fry got it. Chicken Fry got it. Chicken got it. That's nest. The fried chicken got a bird's nest. No. No. That's crazy. Damn. Turning down 12 milli is.
Starting point is 01:35:34 Nah, I think there's more to the story. I think she's not saying anything. You let a girl emotionally abuse you for 12 milli, yeah? Wait, what? Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. I was not the bad guy.
Starting point is 01:35:46 She emotionally abuses you for 12, but she got to pay you 12 million at the end and you can't say anything. Oh, fucking yeah, I already emotionally abused you. Fuck, my girl is Spanish. She's from Spain. Stop doing that! She's from Spain! What are you even saying? From Spain! In New York, Spanish is Puerto Rican, Dominican, he's trying to like, he's trying to back her into that shit.
Starting point is 01:36:14 I'm trying to talk Korean. You're trying to Puerto Rican it up right now. You're trying to do your like, Founders Tesla. You might want to do that with your girl, okay? She is from Spain, cut that shit the fuck out. Spaniard. She's a Spaniard. My Latina. 12 milli. 12 milli for emotional abuse. Yeah. I got 12 years. Yes, yes, yes. I do it first. First of all, I can take my girls. I'm not worried about being physically abused. 12 million.
Starting point is 01:36:45 Yeah. Like what could you do that's not worth 12 million? People do boxing fights for two. That's for a hundred thousand. Alright Akash, 12 million. Yeah, dude. Yeah. It's not even a question. I do it for a hundred dollars. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. 12 million, but people are gonna think that you got an STD.
Starting point is 01:37:02 No, they wouldn't even think you got an STD because you're not allowed to talk about it. Yeah, they just give it to other people. Yo, so hold on. So she, yo, so she didn't get 12 milli and she got everybody thinking she's burned. Is that a fact? There's more. Is that a fact that she said she got the STD? He said Zach Ryan has an STD? I don't know. We need to find out if that's true. But I heard it in his song. It's like, it's a Lego guy that said it. No, did Portnoy say that though, that he has an STD?
Starting point is 01:37:31 Oh, I mean, yeah, they allude to it in the song. They don't even allude to it. Yeah, what did he say? Go, play that shit. Play it, yeah. Why were you just kidding? But isn't there a video where it's like, he's rapping? Yeah, play the actual music video.
Starting point is 01:37:44 All right, let me. Oh, but this has a lyric, so he's rapping. Yeah. Play the actual music video. Alright, let me. Oh, but this has a lyric so he just wants a lyric. Hey white people, you don't have to make your voice like that when you rap. It's hard though. No, I can just rap regularly. It's just hard though. You gotta hit the RFK sometimes when you're rapping. That's important.
Starting point is 01:38:00 No, you don't have to do that. Dude, that song was awesome. I love everything that Fortnight does Somebody we should hate you know, no, no. Yep. We don't like you Kissinger fuck you. Yeah, he said he got STDs, I'm pretty sure. Somewhere in the song, I can't find it though. Can we take a second to find it? Because that's crazy if he really did that. Like how you put, how you burn your shorty.
Starting point is 01:38:34 This isn't even the song. Isn't it? This isn't? No. This is posted by the... No, this is, he might have dropped two. I think he dropped two, believe it or not. Wow. He has two discs. Yeah, dude, I'm telling you, this guy, this guy is living might have dropped two. I think he dropped two believe it or not. Wow, I think it's two this
Starting point is 01:38:45 Yeah, I did this. I'm telling you this guy. This guy is living for this right now There's a few is actually a couple of witty bars in there. I give that yeah if Dave Portnoy I thought it was all witty bars pros. I think there was a bad line in there If Dave Portnoy wants to ruin you you're ruined. It's there's nothing. It's called the small. It's called smallest man This is the hero multiple He went full Kendrick on Before this guy could reply back to back. I like that record. Is that the girlfriend? That's Josh Roberts Come on, bro, I respect man
Starting point is 01:39:26 He's got a lot of feminine features, bro. Like, just- You meant it so seriously. Yo, he's handsome as fuck for his age, bro. Come on, look like a girl wearing a mustache. He's pretty, kid. He's pretty, both of us. Goddamn. Hey, he's not bad.
Starting point is 01:39:42 He's nice. Yeah, see? You can rap with a regular voice. He's nice. Yeah, see you can rap with a regular voice Wow, he's gone He's actually he's Really just You like the rap's. You're attracted to that. I saw some skinny white girls like... Nah, but that's wild, bro. You don't put that in the diss track. That's craziness.
Starting point is 01:40:16 Do you think they know what everyone else is thinking? Because the co-host is now burdened. That's what we're all thinking. You outed her. Yeah, it happened, bro. What do you mean it happened, bro? You gotta take that just to take down this guy. You gotta, right?
Starting point is 01:40:30 You worried about me? I don't know what you're saying, it just happened, sir. I'm saying. Of all the people. Yeah, I'm talking about it. But like, move away from yourself. But like, you can take down this guy, you can ruin his reputation reputation and you just gotta say
Starting point is 01:40:46 oh I got chlamydia one time. Yeah. Oh. No. Like you're assuming there's other ways to do it. No, I was assuming it was herpes. Yeah, but that's forever. That's a forever thing.
Starting point is 01:40:56 Yeah. What were y'all assuming? I thought it was chlamydia. I was assuming chlamydia. Chlamydia or gonorrhea is like. Light work. That's a flu. It's a flu.
Starting point is 01:41:04 It's the sniffles. That's what we're talking about. You're not gonna move away? You moved away from me for making one comment? They said they had chlamydia. You would be chlamydia or gonorrhea. Absolutely. You're the choice of taking chlamydia or gonorrhea every time.
Starting point is 01:41:22 You know what I mean? Yeah, they should have said that. Right. Yeah. We have. We've got to her. What rhymes with Clementino, but that's her. If you're going around, give me a good. I mean, that was like work.
Starting point is 01:41:33 That took nothing. You know, you know what I saw on the Flager memes account real quick? That was absolutely terrifying to me is that Instagram is going to start notifying people when you go like that on the pic. That's no. To see feet. No, that's not specifically to see feet. Yeah, obviously.
Starting point is 01:41:51 But this motion, I thought you could do in like the privacy of your Instagram feed. But now people are going to know and they don't really know what you're zooming into. We should verify this. I'm going to zoom in on a pic of yours. You check your notifications. No, it doesn't happen to happen yet, but they're thinking of rolling it out.
Starting point is 01:42:06 But anyway, there's no way. I'm safe because all the girls I look at have augmented asses and butts. I never have to make it bigger. This is government overreach, bro. This is the government overreach. Big tech is just not letting anyone have any more secrets. All right, to wrap up, chickens, we basically have to... Listen, here's the reality is let this once and...
Starting point is 01:42:27 Stop interviewing rappers in London and shit like that. Like, stop that. Yeah, stop that. First. There are a few people that you do not want to frustrate, irritate or annoy. We've already went through the list. Candice Owens, 50 cents, Coffeezilla, Dave Portnoy, Donald Trump. Who? If you would have just said, and Dave Portnoy, it would have, it would have rhymed. You would have rapped along with him.
Starting point is 01:42:57 How'd I do? Wait, what do you mean? There are certain people you don't want to annoy. And then you had Dave Portnoy as your next line. I was excited for you. I just wish he didn't interrupt with that. Sorry. But you heard a rap song. You heard a rap song. He was so in the moment. You know what I mean? I love him.
Starting point is 01:43:12 You heard a rap song. You were so in the moment. I didn't know you take that so seriously. You were on a Dr. Swish flow. I was excited. You're bad. All right, you want me to try again? There are certain people you don't want to annoy.
Starting point is 01:43:24 There are certain people you don't want to annoy. Yeah, sometimes I forget. Just pretty. Don't talk. No, I'm doing it. You better pay out. There are certain people you don't want to annoy. 50 cents. Kamala Harris, Dave Pornoy. Oh, oh, oh.
Starting point is 01:43:44 The list. You got the list wrong though. Wait, I gotta lose. I'm missing. How dare you? Sorry! Come for us! That is funny. Come on, bro. That is funny. Damn. Damn. Tendo rumbo raya, got your pants on fire. That's a little bit of a hook right there. Right there, you got it. That's a little bit of a hook right there.
Starting point is 01:44:12 Okay. What? What? I didn't even make some sense. I didn't even make some sense. This is a good one. This is a good one. This is a good one.
Starting point is 01:44:20 This is a good one. This is a good one. This is a good one. This is a good one. This is a good one. This is a good one. This is a good one. This is a good one. That's a little bit of a hook right there. Okay. What? What? What about them is similar at all? Candace just lost that election man. She got it. Alex could have won. Be honest. Alex stop it. According to Andrew she just ran. Alex Listen I think we got some fights we got talk about. Oh, Jake Paul's fighting Kamala Harris. Kamala Harris. Hahahaha!
Starting point is 01:45:08 Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Oh my god! That's so funny! Hahahaha! That's so funny! Oh my god!
Starting point is 01:45:24 That's so funny! Jake Paul vs Kamala is gonna be a banger bro. That's so funny. No Kamala is fighting on Saturday in the UFC main event. Dude, it is gonna be. Okay, so Jake Paul vs Kamala live on Netflix, on Netflix. Yeah. What do you guys think? This comment is going to go over to November. What do you guys think?
Starting point is 01:45:57 You still think Tyson got this? Yes. I do not. I think Tyson is going to demolish. Tyson looks good in the fucking, the cups they put out. Who did you think was was gonna win the election? Trump oh, that's right. That's right. You did say yeah. Yeah. I'm actually I'm actually curious. I mean Tyson is going to murder listen 50 years old. I'm doing things at 40 is almost impossible
Starting point is 01:46:21 I don't know how he's gonna do it 60 but there is a different situation where like this is Jake coming up in weight to fight somebody that's heavier than him. Before this, Jake has always been the heavier opponent. He's always been the bigger opponent. And he's been usually the boxer going up against someone who's not a boxer. Now he's going up against someone who is fighting at their natural weight and has boxed for their entire life. But at the same time, Jake is a hard punching guy.
Starting point is 01:46:52 Yeah. I'm not worried about Tyson throwing punches at 58. I'm worried about, first of all, endurance, but second of all, taking punches at 58. Yeah. It's a whole different thing. Tyson is a different animal, guys. Muhammad Ali was a different animal. We always describe. He came back and got his ass beat. Yeah. As whooped by Larry Holmes, I think. But Larry Holmes was also the best heavyweight
Starting point is 01:47:10 in the world at the time. He had been a sparring partner for years. He didn't get his ass beat by a bum. No, I agree. But that was also, Muhammad Ali, what, 40? Was he that old when he did it? But he wasn't 58. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:47:24 I'm just saying, whatever age he was, he wasn't 58. Yeah, I'm saying whatever age he was he wasn't 58 yeah, I mean that's the thing like Mike's gonna have to get in and he's gonna have to land those shots close and And we're gonna see what happens I mean Mike is going to fuck him up really I hope you're right man I I am rooting for Mike. I'm a Mike fine. I normally like Jake with like obviously I'm rooting for Tyson But I just I'm fearful man. He's 58. I'm very worried about this It's not all them new muscles on Jake is different. This is girl man strength He's had this strength forever and he's back. His endurance is back. It's motherfucking looks I don't think that's a 60 year old man. That looks like he's 40
Starting point is 01:48:02 I mean with all due respect to Mike I feel like we keep discrediting Jake every single time. Yeah, and then he keeps doing it and we keep moving the goal I actually been I gave Jake his props. I think Jake is a good boxer. He is for the amount of time He has been boxing. Yeah, I just think Mike is a different animal That's possible But at the same time, like Jake's age catches up to all of us. 60 years old is still
Starting point is 01:48:28 60 years old. Also, I'm curious, has the nature of boxing changed? Like has the style of boxing? Like, is it possible that if he's in a groove where he's like, look, he fights this way, everyone knows what he does and he's been doing the same
Starting point is 01:48:40 thing 30 years. And Jake, despite being more novice, is doing something newer. Technically years. And Jake, despite being more novice, is doing something newer, technically speaking. This is what I would say. Jake just has that overhead right there. He's got power, he's got this great overhand right. What I think that Mike will try to do is smother him.
Starting point is 01:48:56 And I don't think Jake will have power in the smother. Like he needs a little bit more length and distance to get the shots off. But what Jake is good at is catching somebody moving in. So if Mike just moves straight in, Jake can catch you in short distance with that overhand right. Mike has that good head movement. But if Mike is bobbing and weaving on the way in, that will be more difficult of course.
Starting point is 01:49:23 And I'm sure that he's seen clips of this.'s like okay I gotta watch that when I'm walking in but that's what I'm worried about. Mike's also got a great chin they call him Iron Mike Tyson for a reason. So I don't think that he's gonna feel power and this is no insult to Jake's power but he's not gonna feel power he hasn't felt before. Mike's been in there with much harder hitters than Jake and Jake is a hard guy. You cannot take that away from him. But Mike's been in there with the hardest-hitting human beings on the planet. Simple as that. And he's stood up against it.
Starting point is 01:49:51 Jake has never been in the ring with somebody with Mike's power. That I can't say just based on his spars. I don't know who he's sparring with. Okay. He hasn't been in a professional fight with anybody close to his power. That's 100% true And power is the last thing to go is what I'll say. Okay, cuz that's my last thing Is a six-tenning dude rooting for him 60 year old Mike. Does he have that kind of power? Power is the last thing to go Mike
Starting point is 01:50:16 if you looked at a George Foreman, I think George Foreman won the heavyweight title at 50 years old or something like that. He has like 45 maybe yeah, we should look that up. But and he was known as the hardest hitting puncher alive. You know, I think when he fought Joe Frazier, he lifted him in the air on an uppercut. So he won the heavyweight championship at 45 years old. So and I think that's the oldest person has ever been a heavyweight champion. We're talking about 15 more years or 13 more years after that, Mike Tyson. Better shape than Frazier was.
Starting point is 01:50:51 Foreman. Foreman. Yeah, probably. But Foreman, what he had was the great equalizer, which was power. He could just walk in there, he could take your shots, and then when he landed, you went to sleep. Mike has always had power, but he landed, you went to sleep. Mike has always had power, but he's also a volume guy too. He's a guy that's going to hit you twice in the body and then the hook comes up top.
Starting point is 01:51:13 So I think he needs to soften you up and then put you out. Like if you look at Mike's greatest knockouts, it's like the third punch clips you and then you're done. Whereas Foreman could just stalk, stalk, stalk. Boom, one shot, sit you down. That's what I think happens in this fight. I think Mike's gonna get in close. Jake's gonna feel power for the first time.
Starting point is 01:51:35 And he's not gonna know what to do with that. Because he's overpowered everybody he's been in the ring with. He's not gonna know what to do with that. So there's an argument to be made for that, which is, and this is a fight that Jake won, he fought Anderson Silva, do you remember when he fought? He was winning that fight against Anderson Silva, but Anderson was smothering him, do you remember that? And it was hard for Jake to get off,
Starting point is 01:51:56 it was hard for Jake to like land shots, because Anderson's strategy was kinda get inside, and then Jake caught him and dropped him, and Jake won the fight, he definitely deserved to win. But Anderson was able to control Jake's effectiveness by being on the inside. He just wasn't able to score on the inside. So the question is if Mike is on the inside, Mike can score on the inside. That is Mike's zone. So I think Anderson was most of it. I don't even want to know if I would say effective, but like him. Look, this like him getting in, like basically being if he's not
Starting point is 01:52:34 throwing any power on it, but he's essentially trying to get close enough where Jay can't load up, you know, that all those inside. So Mike would do a much better job of fighting in the phone booth. And generating power. Yes, but at the same time, if Silva was 42 or something like that, Mike is 58 years old. Dude, time is... You get old. Here's the hardest thing about being old.
Starting point is 01:53:02 It's not just the training. It's that I'm 40 years old. I go play paddle. I'm fucking sore for two days. So the recovery period in order to train effectively at 60 is really tough. Are they testing for this? I can't fathom. I hope not.
Starting point is 01:53:21 I can't fathom. Better not because neither one will pass. I can't fathom. That's be real. Neither one will pass. I can't fathom. That's be real. Neither one will pass. Because that would fix your recovery thing. Yes.
Starting point is 01:53:30 Even if you're not necessarily doing it for size, but just doing specific enhancements. Yeah, or just inflammation. It's just, what did your friend call it? The advanced training system or something? The initiate vitamin protocol. Yeah, the vitamin protocol. Yeah, the vitamin protocol. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you ever do the stem cells for your back?
Starting point is 01:53:49 No, no, no. I might want to do something for like shoulder, but I don't know if it would work. Just wait, okay, you're gonna get all that shit. Yeah, well, I think stem cells work for a specific thing, right? I think it's like, if there's damage to an area, it can rebuild certain things.
Starting point is 01:54:06 But like stem cells, for example, I don't think they'll like, they won't just fix your Achilles if it's torn. No, but I mean, isn't yours just like, Yeah, so it might be a good candidate for it. I just need to look and see if it is, essentially. I don't know enough to know what it fixes. If it's just simply like recovery from wear and tear, maybe it does it and that'd be great. Oh, hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:54:29 We go to war with the cartel, you can't go to Tijuana and get that shit. I go to Columbia. Nah, they siding with cartels. They can't wait for Mexico's shit to be done and then they're back on top. What happened to El Salvador? They threw everyone in prison and it works. It's lit. It's lit. It turns out if you punish criminals, it makes life better. There's another thing, Democrats. Another thing you should take note of. So this El Salvadorian president decided to bouquet like that, basically anybody who's
Starting point is 01:55:02 gang related or in a gang just, started sending them to jail. And El Salvador, I think, went from the most dangerous country in the world to the safest in Central America. Even if you didn't commit a crime just by being in the game? Basically, all some RICO shit. Oh, wow. 83,000 people. They put 83,000. This is a small country.
Starting point is 01:55:22 As of November 5th, 2024. And they have these massive containment centers, but they just started locking them up. And literally overnight, the country changed. And now it's the safest country. There's no one left on the street to commit a crime. There it is. So, but they also decide to like make Bitcoin legal currency
Starting point is 01:55:42 and now Bitcoin's at fucking 85. Like he's done some very ambitious changes. Oh yeah, I saw us people posting about that football player that took Caffe's contract. Now he's looking good. I forgot his name. Do you know the football player? Russell O'Connor.
Starting point is 01:55:58 From the 49ers, right? Bro, you saw the House Hunters episode of Go Fire? Oh yeah, where he wanted to pay with 50,000 Bitcoins. Yeah, and it would've been worth 3.2 billion today or some shit. The tricky thing with that is always like, you would have sold. Oh yeah. That's how I sleep at night. You know, the people were like, I had 10,000 Bitcoin at one point in time, but I sold it for $10,000. You would have sold it when it was worth 100,000 or a million.
Starting point is 01:56:28 Like, you were up so much. Yeah. The people that just hold onto their Bitcoin for, you know, 40, 20 years, however long it's been around, forgot about it or something. Like, it's just an impossible outcome. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:43 There's a certain point where greed takes over and you're like, let me not let this go back down. I could buy a house. Yeah. You just... Yeah. But it seems crazy. You just throw all these people in prison and it's fine.
Starting point is 01:56:55 Yep. No, no, it's not fine. It's way better. It's so much better. It's like the best place to live and everybody's life has changed. And then you slowly let people out. I don't know if... I thought that's the much better. It's like the best place to live and everybody's life has changed and... And then you slowly let people out. I don't know if... I thought that's the other thing. I don't know if like you go to jail for life.
Starting point is 01:57:10 You might go to jail for life. I don't know. That's good. Yeah, that's great. If it's life, life... I think that's fire. Just for being like, you know a guy, like your cousin was in a cartel. It'd be like that sometimes. It'd be like that sometimes.
Starting point is 01:57:23 I bet you, I bet you stop associating with your cousin once you figure that shit out. I bet you stop going, yo, stop calling me. Do they backdate that shit? What if you used to be affiliated and now you're not? Run it up. I don't know what the deal is. Obviously it infringes on certain freedoms
Starting point is 01:57:37 that exist in America that do not exist in El Salvador. No, they exist there. He's running under an emergency, like he's running under almost like martial law. Ah. So they've removed habeas corpuspus is what we would call it in America. Yeah, I'm sure they don't have the exact same ones here, but he is running under sort of like an emergency administration. But he is by far the most popular political candidate in the world right now.
Starting point is 01:57:58 There's a great article in Times that's about him and he calls himself the world's coolest dictator and a philosopher king. Those are his little titles. That is the problem, bro I think the best government is like a really good monarch. Yeah benevolent dictator. Yeah, you just can't Benevolence, whatever he's gone who's next that guy's gonna be a fucking idiot problem. Yeah, that's the problem Yeah, that's why you have to let the people decide just because You're only gonna get lucky once in like a fucking 400 years that you'll get a smart enough guy that's not too much of a narcissist that's going to destroy your country.
Starting point is 01:58:29 Like it's just, it's a pure luck. Yeah. Yeah. Or you got to like. America's about 400 years old, now we got Trump, so that's perfect. There you go. There you go.
Starting point is 01:58:39 Right there. There you go. Yeah. Oh, John Jones fighting this weekend. Who you got? Oh, um. I'm moving to England., um, oh really? No, I'm giving a speech at Oxford. Nice. Yeah. What the fuck are they doing? Yeah. Oxford Union. My mom was giddy. She couldn't, but then she started laughing. She's like, offense, but why? I don't know. This is- I had not taken, I have no idea. That's fire.
Starting point is 01:59:06 I don't say these jokes. They're very curious about cancel culture, freedom of speech and these types of things. I imagine that's what you're gonna talk about. Maybe, they've given me no parameters, but yeah, I saw some of their speeches as people just yelling at them about being woke or whatever, which seems a little annoying. Yeah Yeah, don't go up and do a set man
Starting point is 01:59:31 Doing stand-up for college kids when they know it's standing But that's good have a discussion with them, you know be able to support and back things up and that's awesome Yeah, it's very fucking awesome. What are you gonna wear? Wow. I don't know, hoodie. Oh my God. Please. Wear full Harry Potter.
Starting point is 01:59:50 Like a free... Go full Harry Potter, bro. Robe, tie. Somebody sent to me for free, probably. Nah, you gonna full suit it up? Nah, I don't do that shit. No. You gotta go turtleneck.
Starting point is 02:00:01 You represent us, bro. You gotta look good. No, I don't represent y'all. A little bit. You're like the fourth represent us, bro. You gotta look good. I don't represent y'all. A little bit. You're like the fourth people I represent. So you know how many people are gonna send us that video if you bomb?
Starting point is 02:00:14 You go out there and bomb, we're gonna get, the same way how you knew I was in a Simon Shuck, I'm gonna know you bombed immediately after. Text messages. Yes, but at least look good. Yeah. It's a at least it looked good. Yeah. It's a, but it's this, it would have functioned like a Ted talk where they'll put it out there online afterwards.
Starting point is 02:00:32 That's cool. Yeah. And there's no real parameters. They were like, just keep in mind that these do go out. So you can use your favorite word though. Bitch. Nope. The other one, they use it over there and it's fine.
Starting point is 02:00:42 Oh yeah. Didn't that say that? So you can let it fly. That is not, that is my favorite one. It's the best one. It's the best sword. Is that a wedge word? I understand how white people felt when the N word got taken from them.
Starting point is 02:00:55 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like emotionally, I get it. You're at a spelling bee, final word, it comes across, you're like, oh my God, I know this one. Language of origin. Got it. Okay, wait, how did we get to this? You're going to- John Jones fight.
Starting point is 02:01:09 Oh yeah. Yeah, I think John Jones gets it done. And I think Stipe might have moments where he makes it interesting. I think John's gonna have to respect Stipe's striking. And I mean, Stipe went in there with Daniel Cormier, and Daniel Cormier is an amazing, legendary wrestler. And Stipe was able to find a way to keep it on the feet
Starting point is 02:01:33 and eventually get a victory over Daniel. So, yeah, I think that John's gonna have to respect Stipe. I don't think it's gonna be as easy as that zero gun fight where John just like walks straight through. Yeah, yeah. But I think it's hard for you to bet against John Jones. I mean, it's fucking John Jones.
Starting point is 02:01:51 You hear him say that if he wins this, he wants to fight not Aspen all next, he wants to fight Parreira. Haritz Baneta. Yeah. Well, I mean, that'd be so awesome. That'd be so awesome. You think he's ducking Aspen all or you think that's actually the most fun fight?
Starting point is 02:02:06 John Jones doesn't duck. I respect what Aspinal is doing in terms of he's trying to build the fight so he's just saying anything he could say to get people interested. But like, John Jones is not afraid of anybody. There's nobody on the planet John Jones is afraid of. So the idea that like all of a sudden he's afraid of Aspenol is just absurd. Now Aspenol's gotta say something
Starting point is 02:02:28 to get excitement for the fight. But we're talking about John Jones here. It's like saying like Tom Brady's afraid of a defense. He's like, there's no defense Tom Brady's afraid of. Tom Brady's the best quarterback that's ever lived. He can't wait, he's salivating, he's chomping at the bit to go attack your fucking defense So and the proof is that he's got seven championships The proof is that John Jones been fighting fucking title fights for the last 17 years or whatever. Yes
Starting point is 02:02:52 Like he's just an absurdly talented human being so yeah, he's not afraid but You know, what a crazy thing to say I could beat up any human being on earth Yes, what a crazy fucking thought to walk around with. You literally say it every day. That's crazy. The fight, the interest, the really interesting fight is Pereda for sure. And then... Why is that fight interesting?
Starting point is 02:03:21 I'm actually curious. Because to me it's like, well, John Jones is so much bigger now that prayers Power's not gonna matter. They're about the same size and also put his powers matters No matter what weight he's and he just knocks people the fuck out. So it's like I just think that Penetras this like incredibly dominant force you seen in the UFC is by far like the biggest draw right now in the UFC Yeah, and you think he's good enough to take on like a heavy weight and the power not. And the power still be effective.
Starting point is 02:03:49 Yeah. Oh wow. You also have to understand like, when the gloves are four ounces and you can punch like. You're still gonna feel it no matter what. Yeah, you're going down like, and after a certain weight you're going down.
Starting point is 02:04:03 Gotcha. Like maybe if a guy 125, 135 hits you, 145 hits you, maybe you're not going down if you're a big dude. But a guy who walks around at 200 plus pounds like Pereda, probably 225, he walks around. He loses weight to get down when he was fighting a middleweight at 185 or when he's fighting at 205 or whatever it is. He has to like drain. On fight night, he's 225.
Starting point is 02:04:24 Oh, okay. So like. So fight night, he's 225. So like- So he is heavy. Yeah, basically. He's 6'4". He's 6'4", which is, and he's taller than that. You know what I mean? Like these guys, he's, yeah.
Starting point is 02:04:35 I actually think that John Jones will be the smaller man that night in the ring. Wow. Because John has put on all this weight. Alex's body hasn't changed at all. He's, you know, like if you look at his frame, he's just depleting with water now He's just added more muscle which is muscle that really wants to be having seen anybody be able to wrestle but it like they that's the Thing so John is John is going but John also when I spoke to him at the sphere We were sitting next to each other at the sphere pretty much. It was his brothers were there as well
Starting point is 02:05:04 But and one of the things that he said that he likes to do is he likes to specifically go We were sitting next to each other at the sphere pretty much. His brothers were there as well. And one of the things that he said that he likes to do is he likes to specifically go at a person with their strength. So like if you are known for striking, he wants to outstrike you because of the mind game that that puts you in. It's like if I beat you at the thing you thought you were better than me, you've checked out of this fight. It's over for you now. You're in deep water. You know you can't do the you were better than me. You're cooked. You've checked out of this fight. It's over for you now.
Starting point is 02:05:25 You're in deep water. You know you can't do the other things better than me. Fucking confidence that takes. Oh, and yeah, it's also just strategy. Strategy, but again, you gotta be effective enough to pull it off. Let's go against the best striker and outstrike him and then just break him.
Starting point is 02:05:38 It's that fucking Drago shit in Rocky IV. I wanna break him. I'll break him. Yeah, that's crazy. You know, I think it'd him. I'll break him. Yeah. That's crazy. You know, I think it'd be just an unbelievable, like that is the biggest spectacle in fighting. You know, another big fight I think would be awesome would be like Drikus Duplessis, the guy who would be Izzy versus Hamzat Chamayev. So this guy Hamzat Chamayev just beat Robert Whitaker.
Starting point is 02:06:04 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be good. Now the fight, if we're going by who deserves to be next, Shawn Strickland deserves a rematch based on what's on paper. But this isn't the Olympics. This isn't the amateurs. The next person who gets a fight is the person who makes it the most exciting version of it. We've seen the Shawn Strickland-Drikka's fight. It was alright. It's cool. Excitement wise, it's not like... You got to respect the guys going in there, but I don't think anybody with eyeballs that watches fighting looked at that fight and goes, Whoa, this is exciting. He's watching Alex Perra and knocks somebody the fuck out.
Starting point is 02:06:39 He's like, okay, they're point fighting and they showed a lot of heart. But it's different when you go see somebody, take someone's head off. Or when you see you got like, Homs got literally 10 seconds to shoot on what's his face, and choke him to the point where his lower teeth pushed in, and he had to tap out of pain. Right?
Starting point is 02:07:00 Yeah. So seeing those two guys go at it, I think is the more exciting thing, and this is the game of prize fighting So if the prize looks bigger That's a welcome to America. Welcome to capitalism. Like if you don't support that you just don't support capitalism plain and simple. So They just don't understand how business works So if you're a businessman if you're a capitalist if you understand the American way you probably Want to see Drekas fight Hamza.
Starting point is 02:07:29 If you want what is fair and what has earned, you see Drekas fight Strickland. If you're more of a communist or a socialist. If you're more of a socialist and you believe in like equal outcomes and like what is, you know, What is fair and whatever that's fine. But if you're a capitalist and you're an american then you you would obviously I kind of find it both. I'll be honest. Yeah. Yeah. What does that mean? I want the better Yeah, you're a communist, right? Is that what I am? It would be nice that you know, you're rewarded for your work You're a socialist democrat, that's what you are. Yeah, you want Bernie bro. Yeah, you rewarded for your work. You're a socialist Democrat, that's for sure. I'm Bernie, bro.
Starting point is 02:08:08 Yeah, you're Bernie, bro. Not feminists and racists? Yeah, you're a feminist, dude. That's what you're, you want DEI. You want diversity, equity, and inclusion. In the UFC, that'd be nice. Yeah, yeah. You want the less exciting fight
Starting point is 02:08:19 that's gonna make less money for the company and go against capitalist values just because that person worked really hard and put himself on the line and risk it and he deserves it. That's the opposite of DI. You want DI. No. I want everyone that works hard to get their fair fight. I'm kind of on board. Yeah, yeah. That's what the comment is. You give reward for your work. He tries his best. He got the fight he deserves.
Starting point is 02:08:40 I want the most. Equal play for everybody. I want the best product for the fans. Oh, you did that. I want the best product for the consumer. I want to go to capitalist. I want the best product for the consumer. And the consumer always wins. He's the man of the people. Yeah, I'm the man of the people in that regard. But I hear you. The people should sacrifice so you get what you want. You want WWE. You want WWE. You want a fake, like, you want a theater. Just the most entertaining product. I totally understand what you're saying. We should sacrifice what the public wants. We should just so you can have your little fantasy. That makes perfect sense. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep cool. Keep the most entertaining product. He wants a theater. I totally understand what you're saying. He wants a theater, bro. We should sacrifice what the public wants. We should just so you can have your little fantasy. That makes perfect sense. Yes. Keep going, Mark. He wants a theater, bro.
Starting point is 02:09:12 Castro felt the same way, and I think that it's a really good... I think he probably had some good ideas, 100%. Winter dies last, bro. Castro's still alive. Still kicking it, I'm saying. Castro's dead. Nah, he died. It's all right.
Starting point is 02:09:22 It's true though, right? It's true though. He's true. He died, it's a wrap. It's a wrap. It's a wrap. It's a wrap. It's a wrap. It's a wrap. It's a wrap. Now, I also say this as a Floyd Mayweather fan that watched very unentertaining fights for some people for decades. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:09:35 Because they didn't appreciate, you know, they wanted a fucking knockout, which they should. I'm a super fan of boxing, so I liked watching this guy who was just the best at what he did. This is how you learn the lesson, that you don't wanna see the fair fight. Oh, now it seems like you're on my side. No, it is an unfortunate thing,
Starting point is 02:09:52 because I imagine if you're like in MMA fight, you're up and coming in MMA fight, you're like, okay, I could play this safer and be undefeated, but I might never get that title shot. The guys who are getting knocked out might get the title shot before The guys who are getting knocked out might get the title shot before me because people are gonna pay to see them.
Starting point is 02:10:08 And at the end of the day, it's like, that's the tricky thing about being the UFC. It's like, you want to go, hey, this is a fair system where if somebody earns the title shot, they get it. But you also wanna communicate to the fighters, the way you earn it is by exciting the fuck out of the fans. You don't earn it by playing it safe And then and to your point Floyd had to put on this bad guy persona
Starting point is 02:10:29 So he could sell tickets cuz you want to see him lose cuz his fight style is kind of boring to watch if you're casual Not kind of your casual is very boring. Yeah So how do I get them to be an interested because I still need to sell tickets I gotta play the bad guy UFC doesn't seem like those guys are as inclined to do that still need to sell tickets. I gotta play the bad guy. UFC doesn't seem like those guys are as inclined to do that. So make the fight exciting. And I think, again, as a casual Khabib,
Starting point is 02:10:48 when he wrestled, I was like, this is exciting. It was just so relentless. Well, there are some people that are so relentless that you're like, I gotta watch them. The fight of the night shit helps that. Like you see a Max Holloway be like, yo, I'll watch that guy fight him. Anytime.
Starting point is 02:11:00 Like, I don't care what happens. Anytime. So yeah, I think that's, and that's just the nature of the game. We gotta respect it if we love America. Yeah, that's true. Oh, also if you love America and you want to bet on the US's largest social,
Starting point is 02:11:12 what is that you call it? Social casino. Social casino. And get a gift basket. Yeah. What is in this gift basket? Place your bets at stake, dude. That's for you to find out. What's in it, bro?
Starting point is 02:11:20 Steak, dog. What's in the gift basket? No, no, but there's gift baskets. No, no, but there's gift baskets. We need steaks to do a gift basket. We need them too. The thing that's amazing about the Flaygrit podcast is anytime we got a sponsor or supporter, they got to come through with a gift basket. Yeah, this is a new mandate. This is a new mandate. So we haven't figured out what the gift basket is, but in Trump's America, all sponsors of Flaygrit podcast got to come
Starting point is 02:11:41 through with a gift basket. But steak has got your back, man. So if you're betting on anything, you go with steak and make sure you use the code Flaygring when you do that shit, okay? Little charcuterie. Mark's looking up some nice little gift baskets. We don't know if it's gonna have fruits and vegetables. Oh, we get one. Oh.
Starting point is 02:11:58 Premium grade fruit and gourmet chocolates. Derek G. just girls got a gift basket. Exactly. Beautiful thing, it was a blessing. God bless. He was so classy, man. Derek G. just girls got a gift basket. Beautiful thing was a blessing. God bless. He was so classy man. Classy. He really was. Give baskets are class. We need Derek on a pot. Yo need that. Anyway listen we appreciate y'all we love y'all we'll see you next week peace.

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