Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - War On The Whiteboys! Timmy Chalamet, Jack Harlow, & Why Mormon Wives Get Freaky | Ep #696

Episode Date: March 18, 2026

YERRR – the boys feel abandoned, but still find time to break down Chalamet, Jack Harlow, and why we need new superstars. We’re talking: – Smut sells, Ozempic skinny jealousy, & McDonald’s elite menu rankings – Ai saving money, UBI panic & leaving the U.S. – White Lotus dreams, Mormon wives chaos & March Madness All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 We’ve been abandoned 00:21 Kpop Demon Hunters is ENGLISH 1:39 St Paddy’s Day + Hard for Jack Harlow 12:25 Care about Opera/Ballet? SPANISH 16:16 Jack’s new nicknames + Unfair? 18:46 Chalamet is good + Needing new Superstars 24:18 Overexposure + Promotion will change 29:40 Schulz navigate + Breaking out of character 33:44 Smut Sells, Fourth Wing + Lines for Harry Potter 37:35 Going to the cinema 41:20 Dune, Opera moment + Bloopers 52:12 Comics laugh, All Season depression + No empathy 56:28 Named after Alex’s stage name + Royals 59:53 Skinnies on Ozempic + Milk & Cereal Hour 1:11:06 Shamrock Shake + McRib OVERRATED 1:13:51 McSommelier + Maccys Passport 1:16:19 March Madness for a Billy 1:23:38 Leaving US, UBI + Catastrophic thinking 1:41:25 Using AI to save money + Switcher 1:47:46 White Lotus S4 + We need Mike White 1:53:37 Mormon Wives, Bat Ish + Camera shy 2:03:34 BAILIFF, Breaking News + Miles McDonalds 2:05:22 Don’t care about Baseball + Taylor Frankie Paul 2:10:27 Chase Infiniti is a new credit card This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up, everybody. Welcome to Flaygar. We've been abandoned. Let's just call it what it is. Okay? We got no Akash. Hunger Games. We got no fucking Mark is Al and I holding it down, Corona style.

Okay? We're throwing it back to you. Alex and Shifty seem to be under the impression that the K-pop demon hunters is an English-American-made movie that just happens to be about a K-pop band and not a Korean-made movie. movie. No, it's a Korean made movie, but it's made in English. No, no, they dub it in English. No, it's made in English.

All the words of the fucking animated shit are English words. You don't think that that's originally a Korean song. No. It won't slap to say. Come on. I have the answer, but I'm going to let you all

that don't slap to say. Does that slap the same? Man, man. Ow. Al, we don't have our Asian representative or our cock Asian representative here for you to be making these jokes, okay? Al, you need to keep your racism. You even got the beef and broccoli on. Is that why you put that timbulin up in there.

I'm about to take chapsick to my people. I take back what I said. If that has the beef and broccoli on, he's allowed to do the accent. There you go. Okay? I'm just trying to keep the wheels on the bus. I'm trying to keep the wheels on the bus. Miles, I'll move back in a frame.

Don't you worry? Get some AC going on in here. Yes, we need some AC. Okay? Mmm. It is St. Patty's Day. Yo, happy St. Patrick's Day. Yes.

Thank you. Shout out to the Irish. I'm Irish. No, you're not. I am. I'm a quarter Irish. You just want to be something, bro. Brother.

Are you Puerto Rican? Yes. But I'm real Puerto Rico. How? Because my mom was born there. We don't know that. There's no proof of that. What proof do you have to you?

What proof? Call your mom right now. See if she was actually born in a hospital with no electricity. There's no way that she was born. There's no fucking way. No, she was born in a bathtub. That's how they do it. Trump through him a fucking paper towel.

Al? Cleaned up the blood. Al, you're going to, it's going to be just one of us next. It's going to be me, baby. You know, you tuned into BET. We're down to two. We're down to two. Is this a setup?

Like, I feel like I'm going to open this and it's going to expect. No, no, no, no, that did get dropped, but it's, it's Guinness. There's no bubbles in it. Miles, you want to open this? You fucked. I think white people have, like, a better... Can you... Do beer better.

Listen, can we all just have a moment? Can we have a moment right now to just acknowledge it's hard out there for white boys with motion? Can we just have a moment to acknowledge? That's what you're going with? Can we just acknowledge it? Are you a white boy with motion? It's also hard with Puerto Rican's opening a fucking channel.

I told you. White people do it better. Yeah. Boy. Whoa. That made me feel uncomfortable. God damn. That really made me feel uncomfortable.

Are we being silly or not? Don't do that. I'll just, the Tourette's guy. That's what the guy said at the Baptist. There we go. Got it. Good. There is.

Strong hands, baby. Yeah. All right. Okay. So, yeah, do you think it's, I mean, Jack Harlow and Timney going through it right now? Tell me how hard it is for white boys. I need you to lean back here right. I know.

Let me just pull. Oh, my bad. Yeah, we can just go to that wide right here. The wide is really not even that wide today. No, it's not. You know? You really just need one camera for this. Yeah.

Okay. We're doing a weekend update. That's what Al and I are doing. Okay. It's, no, listen, I'm not here to complain about the journey of the white male. Nice. Al There's nobody else for me to talk to

I need you paying attention The whole lot No this is gonna be uncomfortable I gotta like lock eyes with you This is like a date right now Move over a little bit I am a little close Yeah right

Like what the fuck is this? I am occupying space Yeah Yeah yeah I am I don't care What the fuck is this the West Bank Or something get out of here Damn Al

Do we have to get political Immediately What's your favorite in the West Main? Um, don't know it. You're going to put your Ukraine flag back home, bro. I stand with the people.

I stand with what the internet says. That's what we do. Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, my boy, cheers, cheers, cheers. Okay, free everyone. Except white boys with motion. All right, tell me about this. You have no take on this? as a black dude?

I mean... Did you listen to... First of all, did you listen to Jack's album? No. Okay, so that makes both of us. So we're going to give you strong opinions on this. We heard like 15 seconds of it in the elevator with Dove.

And that didn't sound too great. But that's not fair. You would never judge a JZ album on 15 seconds. You'd never judge anybody's album on 15 seconds. But he's not singing. So R&B is singing. And he was just like doing the little whisper talking stuff. So it was like, that already is like, oh, if the whole album's like that,

don't call it an R&B album. So you want to see vocals for an R&B album? Is there anybody that doesn't have vocals, but they're just so musically inclined, you're like, fine, you get to do it. Kanye 808th and Heartbreak. But he used autotune to make him shit. To make up for the fact that he couldn't sing. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. So if he just said this is an alternative album, got it. You know that there's no way that he's, no matter what he said, he was going to get cooked for this. I think no. I don't think so. If he just said that, yo, I'm making an alternative album.

Now it's not a black. Oh, so you think the criticism comes from the fact that it doesn't sound like R&B, but he called it that? When did he ever say it was an R&B album? I'm pretty sure that's the whole rollout that he's putting out an R&B album. I don't know. Do you want to play this clip? Play this clip.

I'm saying you didn't retreat into a whiter genre. In fact, you arguably went deeper into black music. I got black music. Deeper into the loss. Pause, pause. Is that? That's where. that's what most people have seen from the clip.

Okay, that's what most people have seen from the interview and all the opinions about this rollout come from that one right here. There's an extended version of the conversation where the two interviewers, they're basically being politically correct and they're like being white guys about asking him this question, which is like, yo, you see a lot of white artists, they retreat to white music once they get on.

You didn't do that. And they basically want to say you got black, and they want to say that. but they're not saying it. So he says it. And then he goes on and you can play more of the clip. Was that conscious? Was that a little twist on the typical move that white rappers make,

which is to retreat back into traditionally white sounds? It certainly made what I already wanted to do even more appealing. Absolutely. Because you like pushing that boundary, that line? I think I love black music. I love the sound of black music. Paul, that's such a funny moment because he's like, because you like pushing the boundary.

He's like, nah, bro, I just like black music. And then the interviews of me, he's like, yeah, yeah, me too. Yeah, I know, yeah. I think that this is handled perfectly. Like, he's saying, hey, I love this music. This is what I wanted to make. This is what's inspiring me. He says, I got blacker because that's what the interview is trying to say.

He's saying it almost sarcastically. But he shouldn't have. Let the, either, let the fucking interviewer say it. He's not going to say it. You don't need to date that. Yeah. Everybody stop podcast. bro. Everybody got to stop podcasts.

I know I just got a podcast studio. Turn it off. Everybody got to stop podcasts. Because there's nothing you could do. No, just white people need to stop podcasts, apparently. It's not just white people. Who's black getting in trouble? Jack Harlow just got in trouble off a podcast, bro. He's blacker than ever, dude.

Come on, hell. All right. No, this is interesting. Is it just black people getting in trouble podcasts? Nah. You got Jack, you got Chalamey. Black guys get on, say, wild shit in podcasts, them shit's blow up. You got Shannon, you know, Shannon, Shannon's shot pot.

Shannon, like, everybody goes on Shannon and gets this some shit. But that, but it's like, blows up in a good way. Kat Williams goes over there. It's the biggest podcast ever. His tour is selling out ever. Like, it's a good thing for them. Interesting. So you think it's just white people get in trouble?

Yeah, y'all crap and a bower ass niggas, man. Oh, okay. That's it. Is it white people tearing down white bribal? Yes, because you're... Not with Jack Harlow. You're bar. Your barrel is getting smaller because minorities are growing.

But the Jack Hall response is not from white people. It's a little bit of both. But black people, because he said, I'm getting blacker. Like, I don't like the sound of that. That was a little cringy. I get what he's saying. And if you watch the whole clip, I agree with everything he's saying. But if you stop it at right there, it's like, oh, yeah, I'm getting blacker.

And it's like, we have a history of all this fucking, what's it called? the who's the guy the culture vultures like we've had a history of that so it's like it looks that way yeah but you can't look at him and be like oh he's being sarcastic I don't think he's being sarcastic

he's using language that's sarcastic yes yes if you watch the full clip if you just stop it at yeah I'm getting blacker but R&B isn't any blacker than rap like they're both black music forms you're not more black if you do R&B than rap

I would say R&B is blacker. Oh, Jesus. R&B is blacker. I need someone else on the podcast. It's rhythm and blues. Y'all don't got rhythm or blues. We got blues. Blues brothers.

But you don't have rhythm. And blues is a black art. You do have rhythm. White people invented dancing. Bro, you invented like skipping and shit like that. Like, yeah, dances are one, two, three, four. Rhythm is just like, hey, we feel. Can you show me? Can you show me some rhythm how you feel it?

Nah, I've been hanging around too many whites, man. But I'm looking at it. I think Jack Harlow might have more rhythm to be right now. Feel that for a second. But I get why the internet's upset they shouldn't be if you watch the full clip. Because he got put in a position and he said the thing you're supposed to say. He's like, hey, I like the music. And so I'm just leaning into the music that I like.

But at the same time, you know it's a little bit easier for white. white people to switch genres than it is for black people. Easier in terms of. So a white guy like him, Post, can go to white music country, and no one's giving them shit for going to country. I think white people can go from black to white. Very easy. Yes.

It's like a welcome home. Right? But can a traditional, like, rock musician drop a rap album? No. That's hard. Okay. Do we have any examples of a black artist that started in a white genre and then went to hip-up? Oh.

Oh, wait a minute. That's what this would be. No, no, no, no, no, no. But there is... Oh, no, that's a totally different one. Hootie and the Blowfish, was that the guy? Yeah. Wagon wheel? Yeah, so he started out...

But he started out doing what? What was that like... I think he started at Hooty. Yeah, he started with Hooty, but what type of music was it? It was just like pop music. And then he went to like country. Yeah, and then cut into country. Yeah.

But I guess he didn't get any. Maybe he did get some shit. Maybe we're just not fucking aware of it because we don't know what the hell is happening in country music. My point is it like this is like, I think this is perfect example of just like the internet is one big outrage machine right now. It's like the only thing that gets clicks and the only thing that gets views. It's like reaction outrage. Reaction, outrage. And they got to find things to be outraged by because maybe they're exhausted being outraged by real shit.

Like there's war going on. And they're like, all right, we got all that outrage out. What can I be outraged about that doesn't really matter? Like, Timmy Chalamee talking about, like, ballet or opera, doesn't fucking really matter. Yeah, it doesn't. Like, nobody really, like, I grew up in a dance family. Let me tell you, like, I grew up in a dance family.

Gay? Yeah, yes. So did he, though. I did, and he did, and he knows it. Like, my wife came to New York to be a ballerina. Like, the ballet is completely supported by donors. Like, the tickets you do go to see the Knuff Cracker doesn't pay for that. Oh, shit.

Is that why you liked your wife? Because she reminded you of your mother. My mom was a ballerina. I thought she did all dancing. Ballet was part of it. No, no, no. My mom was a three-time U.S. ball and dance champion. I put some respect on her name.

Oh, so your wife didn't live up to what your mom did in the game? She didn't become a three-time U.S. ballroom dance champion. Damn, you want to show your wife like that? I mean, I'm just saying, she didn't achieve that. See, I'm doing like the New York Times guys do it to you right now. There's no way you can answer this. The way they would ask you, they'd be like, so how do you feel about what your wife is accomplished? And I'd be like, I think she did a great job.

Yeah, of course she did a great job. That would be that line of life questioning. But I'm very proud of all my wife's achievements. I don't compare her to my mom at all. Thank God. I know you don't compare your wife to your mom because you're with a white woman. I'm with a Spanish woman. I speak Spanish and my mom speak Spanish.

So you know what? Alex Harlow, you create a lot. You created an R&B album in her belly one day. You know what I mean? How dare you criticize Jack Harlow when you try to create more whites? You're doing everything in your power to make more white people. I'm trying to make more blacks. Listen, no, no, no, he's trying to get blacker.

You not. No. Hey, hey, yeah, hey, yeah, hey, yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah. Hey, Jack Harlow is trying to get blacker. We don't call Barack the first white president. You out here. We call him the first black. You out here.

St. Patty's Day, you cracker ass. The first thing you said, you didn't celebrate Black History Month now one day last month, Al. I did it a little bit. What did you do? It went to Spain with your white wife. Spanish. Spanish, wife.

Let's get that straight. She's a Spanish way. She's a beautiful, beautiful, lovely lady. Beautiful, lovely lady. White is good. Spanish. Definitely from Northern Europe and migrating to Spain to help kick out the Browns.

See, her family was probably one of the people that kicked the moors out. No, no, no. When Doves' great-grandma and grandpa came over to take over Spain, it was your wife's family. No. That was like, get these fucking, I'm not going to say the word they would say. She embraced them because her dad's a biologist and they let all. Yo. Ow, we're trying to do a podcast.

I didn't realize that Mark and Akash kept you at bay. Oh, yeah. Holy mary. You're just, you're just. I go all. You're a bad guy. No, I love. God knows my heart.

I hope the internet does too. Oh, the internet does too. Damn, you just called Dove and his family. Did we bleep what he said? Yes, we did. Wow. I called them great people. That's what I did.

We had to bleep. That was complimented. No, no. You bleeped it? No, but you believed it. And now they're running with it. So they're thinking you meant something that you didn't say. Oh, fuck.

Yeah, it's way worse. You might as well just keep the thing you said. damn it so i really have to admit more as a great human beings damn it that sucks keep it in we got we got to work on alice i know i know i know i'm not good i'm not good i'm not good i'm not good i was like what these guys at 35 is learning what sarcasm is even as his own like uh tone and affect to it this is good i'm trying guys all right listen this is all i got to say is if there's one thing I hope that Jack can appreciate is it's some of the names that they gave him were hilarious. He seems like a funny kid.

I hope naturally you put out an album. You work really hard on it. People judge it. And it's going to hurt. But calling him January 6th in Park is a disingenuine is funny. No, De La Stoll is funny. I most definitely not admit. IRS 1 is fantastic.

Yeah, that's great. That's great. Charlie Kirk Franklin. No. No. So Charlie Kirk Franklin is insane. Hold on. Yakou Kuali.

Hold on. These are cooking right now. Oh, wow. No, that's fucked up. They just called him straight up Daniel Caesar. That's mean to our friend, friend of the show, Daniel Caesar. We love Daniel Caesar. musician. That's disrespectful.

Okay? Music Rothschild might be my favorite. That's good. That's good. It sucks to all this shit he's getting, too. Because I like Jack. He's a funny guy. Good personality. I like him. Proud Boys to Men is guys. All right, stop it. Just stop it. Just stop it right now. Okay, so

unfair, unfair with Jack's going through. Would you rather that the album just be judged off the merits of the album and nothing to do with what he said in the interview? Yes, but then I don't think. as many people will tune into it. So is there a version where like all the controversy gets people to go listen and then he is going to

find the people that are into what he created? I think so. I think this, if the album's good over the long run, this helps it. Okay, boom. Because like, I probably wouldn't have tuned in and now I probably will give it a listen just to see if it's like it. Because you talk so much shit. Yeah. I got a... Actually, I don't get a fuck. I'll keep talking shit,

but still... Nah, that's fucking insane that one. Yo, Jude! Oh, these are awesome. Yeah, the internet is fucking great. Can we watch, because they just drop the new trailer for Dune? We probably can't watch it, right? When we get clipped if we watch it?

Why? We're reviewing. I mean, we're not over it and like pausing and stuff. That's where we get caught as we just play it through. Oh, we play it straight through. All right, fair enough. All right, so pause at every moment and you say a word. Salome!

Take the beer from Al. No, I'm not even cooking yet. No, you're cooked. What we need is a shallamee. Okay, because they just dropped Doom part three. Were you a fan? Do you like to do himself? I love.

Okay, you're into Doom. Yeah, yeah. Okay. How do you think of him as an actor in Dunn? Great. Phenomenal. He's nice. I think he's a good actor.

This is the revision of his three shit I don't like. You said he's phenomenal actor. I think he's phenomenal. He's not phenomenal. He's good. Can you just give me baseline for phenomenal? Is Leo your baseline for phenomenal? Yeah, he's up there.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And he's not Leo. Yet? Yeah. Is he Leo at 27? Hmm.

How old was Leo when he's? He was when he was Gilmood Great. I can tell you. That was wild. You didn't have to do that to say it. He did the name of a character. That was wild. And I'm the bad one.

I'm not saying that you're bad, but like if I'm impersonated, like if you do Forrest Gump, how do you do his voice? Do you go, I like chocolate? No, right? He was 19. Say what? He was 19 and we did. Oh, geez, no Leo.

Come on, son. Come on. This is just, it's become trendy to hate on him, shit. When did you notice it? You just, you just compared him to Leo, and then you asked the age, and now that Leo was 19 acting better than Chalamee, there you go. We never seen Chalemay act mentally deficient. We saw Marty Supreme? No, Marty Supreme, I didn't see it.

But, uh, but Marty Supreme, he was his actor. What do you mean, my guy? I'm just being objective here. Whoa. I think he's a good actor. I think he's really good actor. Phenomenal, actually. No.

Not phenomenal. You're lying. You're capping. And that's why we hate on it. Because you're capping. I think he's phenomenal. All right, cap. Keep going.

Cap, though. That's bullshit. You think he's the same level as Leo? Same level as Denzel? No, I don't think he's the same level as Leo. I think, like, Leo Denzel are in a different... It's phenomenal. Yeah, Leo, but Denzel.

Okay, fine. There's another level beyond it. All right. But I don't think that Michael B. Jordan is in a different level than... Oh, I don't put... Yeah. I think they're the same level. Yeah.

Yeah. I actually think... I know we're talking about this on idiots, But, like, I think that the Oscars, they did the right thing just giving it to the youth. Because, like, you have to pump up the next generation of superstars in cinema, right? You don't have the luxury of just giving Oscars to the actors

that are absolutely phenomenal. Like, even if Leo did a better job in acting than both of them, it's kind of like in the best interest for the movie industry to crown Michael B or Timmy as the superstars. And they low-key kind of did it. Like, who won the Golden Globe? I think it was a different, maybe it was Mora or something like that, Wondermore or something? Yep, Wagner Moore.

Wagner won it, right? And then... That's a person or a movie? No, that's a person. He's the guy who is Narcos, right? Wasn't that the first one where you saw him? He's in a movie called The Secret Agent. And yes, he's from Narcos.

That's where we first saw him in Narcos. Anyway, then you got Timmy, and then you have... Timmy getting the BAFTA, right? Do any of us care about movies? No. The Basta is the only thing we know about it was the Tourette's guy. Yeah. That's the only show.

He won that. Yeah. Tourette's won the Baptist. Who won Best Actor? Robert Aramio. Oh, interesting. I remember Timmy winning something. Timmy just had a losing year, bro.

I'm looking. He didn't want that whole movie didn't win an Oscar. No, but I remember him winning some award. Maybe it was gold as people's choice or like what? Oh, yeah. Give him the one that don't count. Why doesn't that one count? People's choice.

Aren't you a man of the people? You fucking industry hack. What fucking Netflix deal or Warner Bros. deal did they give WTF? Put you the shit all over. Is it coming? Yeah, you know. He won Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy for the Golden Globe. Oh, okay.

So. Okay, so fair enough. So he did win Golden Globe. Yeah, Best Actor for musical and Comedy. Okay. So basically my point is that they're starting to crown the next generation of superstars. So I don't even know if it, and I think that's part of like what this, these award things are about, right? It's not like, okay, on, I don't want to be, I don't want to take away anybody's merits.

But like, the industry has to be thinking, okay, we need to stay alive. We need to message to people out there in the world who the next crop of superstars are. So when we put $300 million into a movie, like Dune, everybody goes out and sees it because this is the guy. Got it. Like Michael B. I didn't think they were looking at it that way. I thought they're like, hey, let's get views up. Everybody loves a race war.

And just like prize fighting, like you make white guy versus black guy, people tune it. Yeah, that's interesting. I thought that's what they made this out to be. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Did you feel like race was a huge component going into this? I didn't think it was that.

With the BAFTA situation? Yeah. I mean, if it was Timmy who yelled it. How do we know? Yeah, no. What fucking insult. Timmy sat next to him and then he was like, no, I was like, oh, it's a guy.

Your dad would die, you're probably. Yeah, so it's like, I don't know. I just feel like, I feel like kind of the, in a weird way, the industry got what it wanted. You know, like Michael B is a legit star, superstar. He's going to be the head of massive movies for the next fucking five, ten years. And then Timmy is a huge superstar on his own.

Up and coming, sure, but he'll, probably never do a podcast again. What's interesting about this is that like this rollout that he had for a Marty Supreme was the what I think most people are like this is phenomenal. You got awareness out for this movie.

Okay. For the most part, at least the first few months of it. It was like he's white boy a month. He's the coolest motherfucker. He knows everything. At a certain point I felt it was a little too much. So that's the thing. For me it was the Charlemagne moment.

When Charlemagne was hating on him on Brilliant Idiots, like he was joking around but it was about like the Kendrick thing and I was like, oh wow. this is the first moment I've noticed, like, what some people call over exposure. Does he get compensated for going on doing promo? It's part of the contract. Okay.

Yeah. So it's like, but he put the movie on his back. And the industry was basically looking at this movie going, if this movie doesn't do well, like if it doesn't crack like, you know, 60 million or 80 million or something like that, then like we don't know if we can make movies that are about like obscure stories and no existing IP that nobody knows about. That was the talk. And then it did 150, whatever it is, and they were like, okay, we're still alive. So there was this big side of relief in the industry.

But weren't they talking about the Leo movie the same way? They were like, hey, movies are done because this movie didn't do shit. And this Leo is supposed to have done stuff. I think they put Leo in a different category as Timmy. So they're basically going like, yeah, Leo should make a movie crack. And when it didn't, they were terrified. And then Timmy comes in with this movie that's maybe even more obscure. So that was either going to confirm it or.

or give them some hope. Now seeing the backlash from like this opera ballet comment, I wonder if execs are one going to let him promote doing like this. Oh. And I wonder if they're going to let any of their big stars promote anything in this way. Do you feel that the ballet comment even hurt the movie? No, I don't think it hurt the movie. But I think that they're looking at like brand and they're looking protecting the brand.

like a star as a brand. Gotcha. And it's like to what we were talking about on, on brilliant, it's like an actor, when we were growing up, you really knew nothing about actors. Like,

I don't know anything about Michael B. Jordan, and that's a good thing. I don't know anything about Tom Hanks, right? Like, we don't know anything about these people. I don't know what type of food they like. I don't know if they speak other languages. I don't know where they vacation.

I really know nothing about these people. And then they can become a character, and then they kind of are that character to us. Like Tom Hanks is a little bit of force gum to me. Oh, yeah. You know, like he, and he gets, to live up to that. He gets to become that. The more we know a character as a person,

when we see him not live up to that, one, it's trickier, right? And then, one, it's tricker, and then it's almost like seeing an athlete in a movie that's not playing themselves. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Or like seeing Ed Sheeran in Game of Thrones. You're like, ah, I love Ed. He's the best of the world. But like, in that moment, I was like, oh, we're watching a show, and I'm not just kind of like a voyeur in this. It took me out of the world. Yes. Yes. So,

I wonder if, like, sharing so much of self, like we live in this fucking share culture where everybody knows everything about everyone. And I wonder if the advantage of the actor, the lifetime actors, is us knowing nothing about them so they could just seamlessly become these people. Like, Denzel Washington, me, knows kung fu.

Do you know what I mean? Like, Keanu Reeves is a master of martial arts. He might not be. When did Denzel do kung fu? Just in every movie where he can tell. take away your gun or something like that. Oh, okay. Like, to me, I'm like,

I think he could fuck somebody up. Like, I kind of believe it. You know, so it's, I wonder if, I wonder if the industry starts to go, okay, sharing your opinions with the world, it might be good for like a promotional pop initially, but the cost is every opinion you share is going to potentially rub somebody the wrong way

who has a different opinion. But then at the same time, I feel a little sorry for the actor. Not sorry, but it's like, I understand them wanting to, to get their personality out there because like me, for example, whatever actor,

whatever your biggest role is, I just call you that. So it's like, like, Keano's forever just Neo to me. You know? So it's like, imagine having to be a famous actor and then people are just like

calling you the character name when you pass by. That shit would be, that would piss me off. This is the great advantage that like stand-up comedians have. Like, if you like us for our comedy, that's who we are.

Yeah, yeah. Especially if you're not like playing a character. So it's like if you like me for the things I say, I feel really validated when you go, hey, I love your stuff. And I wonder sometimes with actors, when somebody loves them, I wonder if in their head they're going, you don't know anything about me. You love, you love Neo from The Matrix.

Like, you don't love me. You love this character that this other person wrote. And I wonder if there's that little gap there. And some of them don't have an ego. Like, I don't think Keanu has any fucking ego at all. It's like one of the most likable things about him. But I wonder if some of them are like annoyed. They're like, I got an entertainment because I want, you know,

a validation from people and I want people to love me. And they don't actually love me. Yeah. They love these things. I got to be a little annoying. But then you can just look at your bank account and your lifestyle and be like, you know what I'll deal with it. Some of them, yeah.

And I wonder if others are like, no, I got to, I want to write my own thing. So you know, so I'm getting the validation for what I've created. So now I have to ask you because now you're going the opposite. direction. You're going from podcasting comedy where everybody knows you. Yeah. And now you're transitioning into Hollywood. So it's like,

the veil's already down. So it's like, is that going to hurt you? Of course. Are you going to stop maybe showing yourself? Like, do you have to restrict yourself? I, like, there's certain things that I probably, like, I don't really share much of my family. Like, if I am talking about my family, like the whole fucking last

special. Yeah. It's like, it's in a version I feel like, safe. Like, I didn't feel comfortable telling a joke about Shiloh until Lincoln. Oh, wow. I was so, it was so hard for us to get pregnant. I was so superstitious. I was like, God forbid I tell a joke, and this is

silly to think, but like in my head, I'm like, is God going to smite me? Like, I'm saying one joke about this baby that we shouldn't have even had. God, I've got a sense of humor, bro. I know. It's stupid. It's completely irrational thinking. I am aware of it, but I was so superstitious, you know? And, but I

do think that, like, I think the roles, for example, that I've been offered and been able to do are roles that are not that dissimilar from who I am. Oh, okay. Right? Like, nobody's really asked me to act yet. Gotcha. But do you want to? Do you want to get the role that forces you to Daniel Day Lewis yourself?

No, I don't want to, I don't need to be my left foot. No. No. Like, I would like to, like, for me, what's exciting is like, you know, obviously learning acting, learning how to be on set, learning how to tell stories. and learning what is good and what to avoid and getting more comfortable with it, but also I would like to write or be part of writing and creating something.

And then, like, if that creation is supported, I'll feel validated by that. Gotcha. Oh, okay, okay, okay. But I think just, like, being a character that's nothing... The podcast is safe, Gus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, being a character

that is nothing like me, you know, it's, I don't know, maybe there'd be something nice to, like, you know, exist outside of yourself a bit. But yeah, I wonder if you get jealous of your creation. I wonder if that happens to people. Yeah. I can't see it not happening.

That would piss me off. Yeah. Like, what if you had, what if the thing you were most known for in the entire world? Was this something that would, like, I wonder this with like Steve Urkel. Oh, yeah.

Are you trapped by it? Like, you just called them. He just called him Steve Urkel. Yeah. No, like. I don't even know. And the dude is... Jalil is not like Steve Erkel at all.

Yeah. Like, Jalil is like a cool, swaggy dude. He played that character because he's a really fucking strong actor that could do it. But is there a version where he's like, I need to show I'm not that? I need to demonstrate that that's not who I am. Because that's who the world will see you as. That's what the kid stars do. Like Disney actors go through like their Disney stage and then they'll do something that's like overtly sort of sexualized

or something that breaks them out of like the kid version of who they were. Yeah. That happens a lot with like children actors. That's why I think sometimes actors do like a movie where they're ugly. Oh yeah, for sure. This is Jacob Allorty and Frankenstein. He's got a proofy's not just six three and hot. When Sidney Sweeney was in the movie where she was the female boxer.

Oh, uh, Chrissy. Yeah, yeah, Chrissy. And it's like, it's like, okay, I'm known for being this beautiful human being. Yeah. And a great actor. But maybe there's just part of your head where you're like, am I just known for being hot? I got to play some ugly shit

to show that my acting can carry. And then when it backfires, you're like, I gotta be a hot shit I'm the handmade. That shit backfired. So nobody watched that shit and then she follows it up where, hey, I'm the hot girl that the husband cheats on me with and

boom, that movie goes bach. You know what's crazy? That movie did 400 million, right? That movie did 400 million. And it's women that supported it. Yeah, because they host too. women like beautiful women were tense no but like the idea I think for a lot of people was like

oh yeah put her in like a skinny little outfit and like show it off and then guys are going to show up no that's a book women read really if women read one of those books it's out of here oh but they like that smut book shit if son if I if I was a movie studio I got it to it for a little bit I was like oh dude what you read

oh fuck one of the ones fourth wing yeah I was in I was in I was in You know that's going to be a movie that's a billion dollar franchise. Oh, absolutely. I'm tuning. I'm buying early.

So what is the premise? Because my wife was reading it, she started to talk to me about it. Yeah. And it was like there's dragons in it and whatever. Yeah, like dragons fairies. You're not going to make fun of me for watching sci-fi ever again.

You know what I mean? If you watch it, if you're watching Girl Game of Thrones, like, yeah. So what's the premise of it? I honestly, Miles, you could probably do a better job than me because... I don't know, fourth wing. I never read fourth wing. It was so...

I don't read that gay shit, bro. I'm about nerds up. He's like, I don't read the gay shit. I just hang out with the gay shit. Fourth wing by Rebecca Yaros is the first book in the Empirian series, a popular fantasy romance novel about Violet Soren Gale,

who was forced to join a brutal war college for dragon riders, despite her fragile body facing deadly challenges and ruthless wing leader, Zayden Riorsen, who is also her enemy. The book is known for its romantasy, Oh, that's what they're calling smut. Oh, wow.

And so, yeah, the dragons are supposed to choose you, and then apparently she's just some weakling, but she's special and somehow two dragons end up choosing her, so she's the only girl who got two dragons, and then she's... Miles, this is feeling Game of Thronesy, Miles. I might check it out. I might have to see what's going on it.

It's good. It's a lot of smut shit. Anyway, if I was a studio, I'm buying up every novel that women read, and I'm buying up every video game. You probably can't even afford them now, but I'm buying every video game. Well, this is like that post-Hary Potter thing. Tell me.

Harry Potter comes out. It's a sensation. Crazy sensation. And then they do every book after that has like a young, like teen who's like going through the world and has something similar to that. You had Aragon, you had the catnus one where hunger games. Oh, hunger games. Yeah, yeah. I mean, even all the way to the vampire one where the guy sparkles.

Twilight? Twilight. Oh, yeah. Like that's all post-Hare games. Derivative of Harry Potter. They're all picking up, trying to make their next one. My wife told me that there was a line at Barnes & Noble when the new Harry Potter would drop. I used to wait in those at midnight.

Like that's how popping. That's great. Think about this. That's how popping a book with. Can you remember a line at Barnes & Noble? No. The only lines I saw were a sneaker drops. It was sneaker drops.

It would be like, remember sometimes a movie would come out on Thursdays. Yeah. Like a big. And then I would remain, it would be late. It would be like midnight Thursday. You would see a movie theater crazy. I haven't seen a line at a movie theater in a minute. That's another thing.

Yeah. Like remember on 14th Street, there was like a union square. Do you ever go to that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there'd be like a line down a block. Yeah. And then back now I'm aging myself, but a new CD would drop. Oh, hell.

Yeah. Like, would wait for. Tower records. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there was only a few spots to get them. So. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm trying to think. That is the one issue with the consumption, not one issue, but that's the issue with consumption online. Like watching things streaming, it's not only, it's, I don't even care being in the movie theater watch something with somebody else. But in the same way that like when you go to a theme park, the line waiting to get on to the ride, there's like some like the energy and excitement in that line. That's kind of what I felt a little bit like going to a movie. Yeah. You know, especially a big drop. You know, like everybody.

It doesn't seem like you go to movies anymore. No, bro. I mean, I think the last one I saw was Wicked One. Wow. Was there another one since? Wow. Yeah, the Wicked 2 came out. I didn't see that one, I don't think. I still go to movies. I like movies. What was the last one you saw?

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When does Dune come out, Joey? November 18th. What? Oh, we got. I got tickets to Project Helmira already. Why are they putting a trailer now? Oh, because... I imagine they thought Timmy was going to win...

Oh, fuck. Yeah, they had that shit ready to drop. Oh, Timmy, you fucked it up, bro. That's not Timmy. You fucked it up, Timmy. Yo, you dropped a bag, bro. Here's a question. If he never says anything about ballet or opera.

No. Or can we put on our little conspiracy heads, okay? Because the craziest conspiracy is obviously like, you know, some publicist or whatever was trying to bury his name leading up to this campaign, right? A publicist that obviously represented either Michael B or maybe one of the other people there, right? That's the most crazy. The Charlemaid there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He started that shit and ended up. People are going to do that right now. Like, as I'm talking, I feel like one of the New York Times journalists, I have to be very delicate without it. But like, he goes, so here's the thing. I don't think anybody I don't think anybody is going, oh,

let's snip that and put that out in the world and make Timmy look bad because I don't think there's anybody at a publicist office that could possibly think people could give a fuck about ballet or opera. Like, definitely opera. None of you all even know where an opera house is.

None of y'all can name a song in opera. Yeah. You know what I mean? So ballet may be a little bit more. But there is a thing when something does gain traction, can you juice it? I think gas it. They just saw the moment. Like, if you look how.

Who is they? The producers of that interview. They saw that moment how uncomfortable he was. You think they released it? Yeah. And I don't even think with the intention of like, oh, let's harm him. They're just like, oh, this is going to be a good clip. Which interview are we talking about?

with McConaughey. You see how uncomfortable Shalman gets immediately. He's like, oh, fuck, I just, 14 cents, I just lost on viewership. And then now he's like, then he tries to sing some opera

to try to like, you know, get back in their good graces. Like, he knows it's an uncomfortable moment. And they're like, oh, this is a clip right here. Who would not make that? If they put out that clip themselves, that's nasty one. Yeah, it's a variety.

A variety. They put the clip out. That's nasty. work. I didn't know they released the clip themselves and they put out the interview? Yes. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, if I'm a star of a movie. But I don't think they thought it

was going to go get this bet. What they think it was going to do is going to win them the Oscar? There's no way, right? They're just like, yo, we need these views. We need these clicks. Oh, you already got McConaughey and Timmy. They agreed to do this. Neither of them are making any money.

Clicks, man. Come on. y'all love to take my worst moment to make a fucking clear but is that yeah is that the internet did we ever tell the people the uh the commercial we shot how you took my one line i fucked up it's amazing like can you tell him yeah we have we have that you have the the cracking commercial that we did for the holidays and uh what's the line you're supposed to say i was like uh you want you want to play the fiddle you want to play the fiddle you want to play the fiddle Yeah, you want me to play the fiddle boss, right? Al says it right, like, five or six times.

Mad times. And then one time, he goes, he goes, you want me to play the flute horn too? And I was like, this is the funniest thing that Al could possibly say. And I was shocked it made sense in the edit. Yeah, no one called it up. Nobody. It looked like we wrote it. Acting.

See? I'm just saying, sometimes the star is right here. I think the problem with the way that we act when we shoot sketches is like not a single line that was written is what we said. What you mean? Like, I got a lot of respect for people who just like write a show. And if you just say those lines, it's going to be funny and great. Sorry.

Oh, shit. Damn. Oh, yeah, you got it? All right, go. You want me to play the flute horn? The flute horn out? I spent $40 on this gift, now. I almost break it.

I almost break it. I almost break it. Right there and go. Play it again. Enjoy. Ride a horse. Pick some berries. Oh, picking.

Like, what else do they do there? Do you want me to play the flute horn? The flute horn out? I've got $3 million to this gift, now. You know. And then it gets such a big laugh in the room. I was like, oh, fuck. This is going to be the one.

This is going to be the one. But that's how all great things are shot. Like, if you, I think there's a famous scene where a guy breaks his leg in Hot Rod and he's doing a jump and he lands it like a hundred times. Then the final one, he falls, breaks his leg. And they go, we're going to use one where he breaks his leg and falls. And like all great, like the office or like 30 Rock, there's so many cut scenes where they have to move the camera because someone's laughing.

It's so much better. You know who has some bangers? What's the guy's name, man? I can't believe I'm forgetting his name. The actor from the office. he's also Gardens of the Galaxy Oh Chris Pratt Chris Pratt

He's in 30 Rock Parks and Rec No, no Parks and Rec, sorry Not in the air He's got the best ones Bring up some of his ship From Parks and Rec Because I keep wiping

And it just is there That's the one where Aubrey Plaza breaks And they have to move the camera And she looks away Yeah Dude there was a key and feel sketch Where it was like a rap battle Or something

I don't know Did you see this one? I probably seen it, but there's a key in people's sketch where they have people watching in the back right? And what they're doing to one another, I don't know if you can bring it up Joey, but

what they're doing in one another, the battle, whatever it is, it's so funny that they tell the extras if you have to laugh, turn around. Watching it again, knowing that, it's so funny. Because you just look at

the people in the background that out of nowhere just like, yeah, yeah. See if you can get that sketch. Wait, let's see this. Let's see this. Yeah, watch some of Chris's. Was Chris Pratt comedian? I think he did stand up a couple times. He said that, I think, to Bill Maher. And then he, uh, then he did mostly comedic acting. But this guy's good. All right, go.

Are you aware of what Tennessee is? Yeah. What point comes after juice? White. Yeah, he is hilarious, bro. I did not know he's his funny. I have hot snakes. Hot snakes. It's when the diarrhea comes out like a hot snake. Andy. I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe

a hundred times still poop, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something. Pause it, pause, pause, in that dude, man. He's so fun. There's so many good shows that just I can watch the bloopers. A TikTok will come up and it'll be with the bloopers and I'll just be like, all right, five minutes of this, here we go. Is he the one in that weird-ass religion?

No, no. I thought he got in trouble for being in a weird religion. No, he just got trouble for believing in God. Yeah, he just, his tent toes down on Christianity. He's like, I'm a Christian, and they're like, you fucking animal. Why are we hating on Christ? Listen, we're in, uh, what are we in? I don't even know what to call it.

Because you don't really, you don't get fired, but we are in, like, outrage. We're just, again, an outrage call. where it's just like everybody's angry at everything. But usually that means things are good. Explain that. That's like when things are good, it's like you have to search for stuff to be outraged about. Usually that's a good sign. You know, that's a great point. We're in things are horrible and outrage culture.

That's why this shit is too exhausting. It's like there's enough shit to actually be outraged by. You don't got to be upset about opera. But right now we're upset at war and opera. the same level of vitriol. Oh, I can't take it. I'm damn, about to slip my wrist every other day.

Wait, Jesus, you just got tattooed. You know what I mean? You're going to cut, hold on. You're going to kill Martin again. You can't kill Martin with a king twice,

Al. No, don't let the white people win. I'm going to give him a lineup. Nice line up. I got black leaders on his wrist. just so he doesn't kill himself. That's how much I was trying to make it through the next day.

Who are you getting on that left forearm, bro? God, did Hitler so I can finish the job. Come on now. Jokes. No, he was on the right side of history right there. Yeah, right? Finish the job. There you go.

All right, play this key of peel joint. This shit cracked me a fuck up. How do you make a show This just bloopers? I mean America's funny some videos No, no, I mean like how do you make a scripted show? I think you can't Because the bloopers are what you're watching

Because they did it right for so long You need a show to be beloved for 10 seasons To get great bloopers out of it I don't need I don't know if that's the case Because, like, even at the end of movies when we were kids, there'd be, like, the blooper reel. That's two hours of commitment to the characters.

Sure, sure, sure. But, like... Eight episodes of anything else. There is something funny to me, inherently, about seeing, like, you even watch an SNL sketch and when someone breaks, oh, yeah. It's funnier than the point of the sketch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's just like, maybe we're craving, like, real authentic moments. Hmm. Like, that's probably it. Someone was asking me this other day, they're like, do you laugh at stand-up? And I'm like, yeah, like, I'm like a laffer. I like to, like, if something's funny,

I'd like to, give it up. But like I do also like think about it when I'm watching somebody funny. I'm like, oh, that's a good bit. It's like an analysis so much. But when something happens that's not supposed to happen,

I fucking die. Franks get me, because the other person is authentically reacting at that point. I just love a thing that comics do when you guys are in the room. watching other comics, you guys just laugh incredibly loud, like

out of support. Ha ha! Yeah. Like, what do you? Why do you do that? Maybe it's just like one of these unwritten rules that you all do this shit. Like when a baseball player tips the hat or something like that,

it's, I think it's a, yeah, I do know what you're talking about. They all do this shit. You're trying to build the room a little bit. No, no. It's more, I think it's more just a message to the comedian. Like, oh, that was a good joke. Okay.

Like, oh, you popped us? Ah, okay. That was fire. Do you like when you hear the comic that laughs a little laugh? Always validating when you hear your peers laugh. Gotcha. Okay. All right.

Always. I always wonder, that shit is so funny to be. Like, they'll be in the corner just like, ha ha! Yeah. It does throw some shit off. On some level, there is probably like an attention-seeking nature to it. Oh, wow. But, like, I think the main core of it is like, hey, that was an awesome joke.

And I would like you to know that I know that. Gotcha. Which is great. It's like, we ever hear like, a director talk about another director? Like favorably? Or like even a musician talk about another music. You're just like

you imagine what that other musician or director is feeling in that moment. You're like, oh, he's got a lot. Quentin Tarantino is just saying how incredible this person is. Oh yeah. If you get love from your peers, that's yeah. That's dope. That is fire. Yeah, so I don't know.

I don't know what's going to happen in the world, man. So you've been stressed? Yeah, but it's a lot to do with the seasonal depression. I get that every winter. Are you out of it now that we had some good days? Towards a tail end. But it's still whatever. You know it's got to suck when people are depressed in the winter

and then like the summer comes and they're still depressed. And they're just like, oh, I got that shit all seasons. Is that what you got? No, but like that feeling, you know what I mean? Like where you think, oh, it's just winter the second some sun comes out and that sun's hit and you're just like, I still want to jump off this building. and feel the sun coming down. No, yeah.

That's what I feel it's like real pussy shit that it's like... It's not pussy. It's a lot of people about the shit. It's like really, like, you know, my girl gives me no sympathy at all. Oh, you're at that stage? Oh, yeah, yeah. She's like, welcome, my boy. This is something you just tell yourself.

You all married, bro. You wait till they have a kid to take care of. You can't be tired again. Women own exhaustion once you have a kid. What I used to get sick, she used to get sick. She used to take care of me. She's like, oh, let me know when you're feeling better. I'm like, the fuck?

My wife gives me one hour. Where's the soup or something, you know? One hour. My wife is an amazing woman. She's incredibly supportive, incredible. Incredible. She, I cannot be sick for more than one hour. Yeah.

To the point where, and I like making sounds. Like when I'm hungry, you'll hear me talk about it. When I'm sick, you're going to hear me talk about it. And she got like one hour of tolerance for that. And after that, she just ignores me. When I'm making sounds in front of you, I want you to react to those sounds. Like, I'm like, oh. I want you like, is your stomach okay?

She'll just go the other way. That's great. You know, that's not. She, yeah, so mine is she not there yet. She'll still react to this house. She thinks I'm being a pussy. She's like, man up. She's like, I haven't slept in three years.

She's been calling me that all winter. She just says you're a pussy straight up. Not straight up. Not straight up. I was talking about it. I was talking, it was me, her, and one of my friends. And I was, like, discussing it. And she just eye rolls.

So I may do that. She just, he was like, and he pointed out he's like what she did she's like you know it's some New York thing I'm like the fuck it's on a New York thing that's how you know she's white bro because no if she was from Spain

if she was Spanish a very sun you know culture they got a lot of sun over there officially white bro they don't suffer from low vitamin D over it if she was a Spanish Latina she would be cooking you fucking a roast comboyo

she'd be trying to nurse you back to help she should be trying to get me fat right now. Your mom would never. That's true. That's why I haven't told my mom because my mom would have she would have damn then moved in. Really? Yeah. She's like that. Yeah, she's a nice move her back to New York for a little bit, man. No, she's taking care of my, I have another nephew. I got two now. What's the second one named? Alexander. After you? Yeah. But you're not even really Alexander. Why you got to, why you got to kill it? Hold on. Why you got to kill it? Hold on. Your sister named her kid after your stage name?

Why can't it just be after me? That's like naming somebody's kid Eminem. That would be fine. More people know him. Marshall, you go with the real name. Do people know your real name? I'm not going to say it because I know it's something you're embarrassed of. No, I'm not embarrassed about it.

I just like to keep the separation. It's no embarrassment. So did she ask you, hey, do you want me name it off your real name or your stage name? No. She was, like, thinking about several names. I threw Alexander out there. Well, I threw Alex with two Xs out there. She wasn't.

She wouldn't do the two X's. I'm still trying to be like, it's still early enough. You can change it. But, yeah, so she compromised. She gave me Alexander. Wow. Yeah, I know. It's fire.

And how did her husband feel about this? Oh, so he's British, and they do, like, long names. So it's like, he got two. two of his names in the whole shit. It's like Alexander, Montague, James, something, da-da-da-da-da. He's like five or six names in it. You threw a Montague in there?

I think so. I don't know if she wants me to tell all this. Montague is Shakespeare, my boy. Yeah, no, he has a fine name. It's a nice strong name. Can somebody tell me... It's like royalty. The Montague's... He might fuck a kid. Jesus, Alex. We were so close of just moving on. Don't put...

Don't royals fuck kids. Ain't that? what they're known for now? There is a royal I mean historically probably Or they fuck cousins That they do 100% So

That they're from Alabama Yeah that That gene pool is a kitty pool Yeah It's a retarded kitty pool Is just the shallow end Yeah But like

All right What are you supposed to do If you were royal Back in a day Right? Yeah And marriage got nothing to do with if you love someone or not. Okay.

It's just, I would imagine, and, you know, obviously you guys tap in here, I imagine it's just about consolidating power. Yeah. Right? It's like, we got to have another kid because if I don't have a kid, which is crazy pressure. If I don't have a kid, a man. Yeah, boy. A boy, this whole kingdom goes to somebody else. Okay.

Wild pressure. You could see why that king cut the wife's head off. Oh, Henry? Yeah. Give me a boy. Is there a boy in there? No. But yeah, like that insane pressure, you've got to have a fucking boy.

You're just, and then you're marrying somebody who's either, like, I don't even know if they can marry nobility. They've got to marry another royal. Yeah. So how many kingdoms are they even of Europe? You've got six different families that you can eat. even choose somebody from. Yeah. So eventually they're all kind of related at some point, right?

Yeah. That was the thing I think about World War I. Like, it was just a bunch of cousins at war with each other. That's crazy. Right? Yeah. And you couldn't have just worked that out. People, you know, rich people.

Family, yeah. Shit, dude. That's what I've also figured out that, like, you know how rich people, like, don't pay taxes? You? No, I paid too much. No. Well, you know, you're rich enough then.

I know. Yes, I know this. But you know how they don't pay taxes? Yeah. And how annoying that is, that's what it feels like when skinny people take Ozempic. Right? If that same feeling, it's like, you already got it, dude. Like, you fucking got it already.

Why do you need to go more with it? But then the thing, it's like, they end up taking too much and then they look fucking horrible. Yeah. So now I'm like, go do it. What are your thoughts on the Ozept? You're someone who's fluctuated and weighed. You're always... I got close to it.

I got close to taking it. if I couldn't get my weight down. Because remember, I had a, what's it called, high blood sugar. Yeah. Wait, so you would have a medical reason to do it? No, no. So October, 2024, 24, I was pre-diabetic. I got a physical, I was pre-diabetic.

No way. Yeah, so my doctor put me on Metformin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I cut out all sugar. I went on like a super keto diet. I dropped like almost 30 pounds in about four months. But if I wasn't able to lose it and get my sugar on, track, I would have did the shit.

I didn't know that you were, do you eat that much sugar? You've seen me. Yeah, but you're so diligent about your diet usually that like you can't control yourself. But then I go off and then it's, yeah, and then it goes crazy. Whoa. So now it has to be all or nothing. Well. So I just don't do any sugar.

It doesn't have to be all or nothing. It has to be nothing. I don't have. It has to be nothing. Yeah. Because if it's all, you're going to lose a foot. Yes. Yeah.

So now it's just nothing. Yeah. I can't. Every time there's somebody's birthday, I can. don't indulge. I need to understand your relationship. Speaking of, your birthday is tomorrow. Oh, yeah.

You got a snitch. How old are you going to be? 35. My ass. You've been 35 for four years. Say, that's how. No, what are you? What are you really turning?

39. This is the worst birthday. 40 is liberating. Yeah, yeah, 30 was liberating. 40, you're the youngest old. You're the oldest young. You're the oldest young right now. That looked good for my age, though.

Nobody's questioning that. You're on Met Foreman. You haven't met Foreman. You're cheating. Not now I'm actually, I got my sugar on track, so I'm off everything. And you're not just continuing it? Yeah. Oh, I've been taking a fucking statin every single day.

I have no clue what it really does, yeah. Oh, but that's for your heart. That's different. What is it? What's up with my heart? I mean, you were probably calcifying some arteries. I thought calcium was good until like two years ago. My whole childhood was like, oh, you need to get to calcium.

You need to get to calcium. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I had so much of it that my heart was. So much of it that my heart is a fucking stone. So I had to get on this stand. I used to drink milk with like meals. I was one of those families. Yeah, me too.

Oh, yeah. I would have milk like after exercise. I'd be like, and then drink milk. What an insane thing to do right now. I know. If I have cereal, dude, this is how old I am. If I have cereal, I have to be delicate with the amount of milk. Why?

Because I just won't be able to walk for the rest of the day. I'll just feel stomach. pains for the entire day. I used to put a whole bowl of milk in this. I want milk last. You want the milk after. I want milk after. I might want to put the more cereal in there let's soak

that shit. Oh, yeah. I've run it back like a good two times. Of course. Then you got to do the balance of a little more cereal, a little more milk. I got a third of milk in there. Milk got too warm. You got to have more. You got more milk. I got a third of milk in there. And then I'm mashing the cereal into the

bottom of the bowl. Okay. Now that's... can get a little bit of milk. That's crazy. Yeah. That are not being able to walk for a day because I had a bowl of cereal at 42 years old. Yeah, nobody told you this.

Yeah, I can't do cereal anymore, too. The best part is when you get the end of the cereal bag, if you're doing something sweet. Oh, and it's just the crumbles? At the end, and that last sip of milk is... Yeah. Oh, man. Good old days.

You guys are talking about my drug of choice there. It's cereal, right? Cereal's my biggest drug. Like, I could give up drinking tomorrow. Which you got in the cabinet right now. I got it all, dude. I got healthy shit. I got that shit.

Give me the whole cabinet right now. The unhealthy stuff is going to be... Start with healthy. Oh, start with healthy? Special K, Red berries. Okay, hold on one second. Because that's what I have. I've heard it's not that healthy.

I know. That's what I'm talking about it. I'm so passionate. The special K, when we were kids... We thought we were, like, eating salad. It was salad. Yeah, yeah. And it was a different color, different texture.

I think it had less sugar on it. Like, they turned special canes of frosted flakes without telling us. Do you remember when it tastes like a kid when we were kids? I wasn't doing special cane. I was doing all the bad ones. Son. I was cinnamon toast crunch. I have that in the house.

That was greases one. Cinnamon toast crunch is why people have strokes. Yeah. 100%. That's why people have stroke. Or cookie crisp? Oh, yeah. I wasn't a big fan of that one.

Just the idea that you would eat a bowl of cookie. What the fuck does some, like, refugee from Russia think when they show up to America and they're in somebody's house and there's just a bowl of little cookies with cereal board on me? This is breakfast every morning, yeah. I would do the raisin brand crunch. So it's like, raisin brand was supposed to be the healthy one. And then they're like, nah.

Do the granola crunches in there. Crunch and sugar in the shit. Okay, go. So you got special care red berries, which is, goat cereal. Yeah, yeah. Goat adult cereal. Just sweet enough.

Yeah. But you think because it's grandfathered in through the health, you think it's healthy. I don't even convince myself. I've heard some doctors say you should just eat the box. It's healthier to just eat the five-year-doll. And I'm like, yeah, it's my drug choice. I got excited for saying, I was like, we can eat the whole box. Go, go, go.

Honey bunches of oats with the almonds in it, the blue box. That shit is, I'll be honest with you, that's ass. But that's when you think you'd be a fake healthy. That's the mom and dad cereal. Mom and dad thought that was healthy. So you're like, all right, fuck it. Let me eat this grown-up food. It's funny because that was my mom.

Of course. After I finished mine, I would just go to that one. Yeah, yeah. But it's kind of ass. No, I love that one. But you can do Honeybunches votes. Just Bunches. That shit will ruin your life.

Oh, so that's just the sugar part. Yeah, just the sugar part. That shit rules. They take the Nature Valley granola bars. Remember those hard shits that you could put like under a table that you're eating out at to level it, they just crunch those up and put it in the bag.

2,000 calories, easy. Yeah. To the face. Okay. What else? Damn, I want a goddamn cereal. Captain Crunch Crunch berries. Captain Crunch Crunch.

I don't like chocolate cereal. That's my one issue. The Crunchberry one that's fire. Miles knows and shit. I ain't going to lie. Miles? Also, 2% milk because I'm a fat, white kid. Not as healthy, right?

2%. We would go whole. That's 3%. That's even, yeah, that's even more. Like, you mean it. Hold on. Wait. It's only 3%?

I think so. I thought it was 100%. No. I thought it went. I thought it went. I might be wrong. I might be wrong. Hold on.

Hold on. After 2% bet, it was like mad water. And they just put it like 2% now. And that the skin was like like just. Just what you're saying? They just take the little tinny in a cow and they just do one squirt into a fucking gallon of water. Boom. That is fucking news to me, Miles.

It's 3.25%. Get the fuck out of here. That is crazy. I just lures up. And then skim's damn near fat-free. It's like water, basically. Yeah. I hate it.

If you had skim milk, if I woke up and there was just skim milk in the fridge, I was like, I'm going back to bed. I'm not going to school today. I might as well just put water in your shit. My mom would eat skim milk and then eat a wheel of cheese at night. And I'm like, just fucking pick your poison. What the fucking doing? You got a dairy factory in your stomach. Oh, man.

Okay. But yeah, I mean, I just got, I'm like, I go to that bodega at night. And this guy knows me so well. This guy, yoga hardly speaks English. And he just, if I don't buy cereal, he's like, are you okay? Like, is everything all right? That's funny. Yeah.

Wait, did you hit us with the unhealthy shit yet? Crunch berries? The crunch berries? Yeah, crunch berries. I really like Reese's puffs. That's too much. It's too sweet now. It gets on the top of your...

It's never too sweet. There's nothing too sweet. No, you got a thing. You got a real thing, right? Cinnamon toast crunch. Cinnamon toast crunch rules. The only chocolate one I like is cocoa pebbles. I used to do honey nut Cheerios and then add honey on top.

I thought I was being like... I was cultured. Ooh. Because I was adding honey. I said of sugar. And I would steal the honey packets from McDonald's. These kids don't know about doctor in your own cereal. My mom would buy the Cheerios with no sweetener or whatever.

Oh, my God. Kellogg's, what was it called? Like the off-brand? Just regular Cheerios. It was corn flakes or not honey-nut cherries, just cherries. And then she would put the sugar on herself. Like some old, like she was from communism. or something like that shit.

And like, I'm not going to lie, putting your own sugar on the corn flakes. Don't leave that up to Kellogg's, bro. You got to do that at home. Yeah, that's a little legendary. Honey on the Honey Nutteros is weird because I don't think it would mix in. Bruh, you got to keep. You got to keep. I'm telling you, it's nice.

My mom used to take the milk out of the fridge and give it one little shake because she had powdered milk sometimes as a kid. She didn't have a ton of money. and we'd always laugh because she'd take it out whoosh. I always shake the milk. You guys don't shake the milk? That's to break up clumps.

I mean, it's like, yeah. I think your milk just went bad. No, no, I never. Dude, the way I was eating cereal, our milk didn't make it through the night. Like, we were doing a gallon. In high school, in high school to gain weight because I was so thin and small,

I googled like, how can I gain weight? What can I do? And I'd lift every day and I'd drink a gallon of milk a day. Go mad. Wow. Legit, a gallon of milk a day, whole milk or 2%. every day for like a year. He do look like a milk drinking.

He does. He got that. That's crazy. Yeah, my dad got prescribed a milkshake a day from a doctor when he was a kid. That's what medicine was back in the day. People don't realize. That's why you can't trust these vaccines, man. What?

These doctors will prescribe anything. Jokes about vaccines. Please, don't clip us. But, yeah, that was the prescription. He was a skinny-ass kid. They wanted him to put on weight. And the doctor was like, A milkshake.

A milkshake a day. I wish I had that problem. You know what? You know what I wanted today? The fucking shamrock joint. Oh, Shamrock shake from McDonald? What's a shamrock shape? The green one.

Oh, from McDonald's. It's like a McFlurry or something like that? But they only do it on St. Paddies. And you're not going to do it. I was not going to walk and get it myself. Did you ever get, come on? Wait, why not now? No, I mean, I wanted for the show, but I didn't want to go all the way up to Canal.

Oh, okay. All right. people to do stuff. Bullshit. Bullshit. What were you saying, Miles? Shut up. Shut up. What were you saying, Miles? Bullshit.

Keep going to talk about. What are you saying, Miles? Bullshit. I was just talking about, you were talking about things you can get at McDonald's that are seasonal. Were you ever hyped about the McRib? No, I never got that shit. What? I never understood it. I don't even think I've eaten a McRib.

Dead ass. You're a city boy, bro. This is, he grew up rich. This is why I don't. A speech community people. Yeah, yeah. You guys grew up with a beach community. I did it.

I'm really. these treats. And the reality in the matter is, is that McDonald's is a business that is made for profitability. If that shit was supposed to be eaten or legal to eat all year rounds, they would keep it on the

They would keep it. There's something about it that they can only feed it to us for like a month or whatever. So that was always weird to me. Like, the logic checks out. Why would you, if everybody loves it, why would it stay on the menu?

Maybe it's just mad cheap Because then you're going to rush You wouldn't have the rush to go get it When it's out You don't care about your rush Scarcy You don't care about your rush Al They know that that shit is going to kill you

What's crazy is that It's like shaped like ribs And it's not even ribs No bones in it You don't even know what that shit is We don't know And you ate it It was delicious

It's delicious It's delicious It's not delicious It's not a fish A cheese With the cheese You know cheese and fish is a number.

We didn't question any. I was ghetto. I was a ghetto kid, guys. You don't understand with the level of ghetto I used to be. You know what? We needed as kids. We needed conspiracies, man. We needed like conspiracy theorists as kids.

We didn't question enough. We would eat a fish sandwich from McDonald's. Yeah. No question what the fuck that fish was. Mick Rib didn't have a single rib in it. They only had it for a month out of the year. We thought that's when ribs were made. Like, there was no way to, like, we didn't, did you question a single thing as a kid?

So the beef from the quarter-pounder and the regular burgers are just so different. And I'm like, why is the beef taste different? Like, that's a little nuance right there. I was a McDonald's condesore. Can you think of a single thing you questioned as a kid? I'm a Mick Somalia. Did I say that, right? No.

I tried. You said Somalia, right? Oh, so then. Mick Somali. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck you. All right, give me something on that. Where's the comic in a quarter?

I think McDonald's should give out a passport. There's an idea I had. They should give you a passport in America that when you go to McDonald's in other countries, you can get it stamped. So you get like a McDonald's passport and then you go to like... Actually, not a bad idea. It's not a bad idea. Y'all are fat.

We are. We are a good idea. We really are. Y'all are both, you're both culturally and spiritually fat. Yes. Neither of you are fat, but you're spiritually fat. But I'm like proud of it, though. Hell yeah.

Yeah, like, I've been through the trenches, bro. You understand. I made it out. I need to try the finer things in life, like McDonald's in Sweden. I still got both my feet right now. I made it out, baby. I mean, Miles, you really want to travel the world eating McDonald's for you. I've never gone to a foreign country and knock on to the McDonald's in that foreign country.

Really? You'd never like, you check out the menu. It's always different. What about Saudi Arabia? Went in the airport in Saudi Arabia. Went in the airport or went in Dubai. Oh, no, I did Saudi Arabia inside the place where it did in that little fairground. So we did the comedy.

Oh, yeah. I remember when he dipped off and went to the McDonald's and he wanted to see that shit. It's a part of it. See, legendary. Step it up. You got to do it. And what they have there? A lot of chicken.

A lot of chicken, right? Was it covered up? Low key, the way that they wrap the burgers is kind of like a burqa. Yeah. You know? I mean, yeah. The Mick Burka, they could sell that. It just has a little...

Don't, that'll be fire. Oh, come on. Hey, man, they're not all going to hit. Yeah, don't let me bomb up, there's only three of us in the room. Bombing's a lot louder. Yo, bombing is a lot louder. It's just us, right? Yeah, yeah.

I mean, they're dealing with enough bombs over. over there, we might as well have you. Open the straight. Let the McDonald's free. Let the oil. Let the oil. Okay? All right.

There's a, I saw this shit. This shit I thought was one of the most brilliant marketing ideas in history. This is a real thing. Okay? This is a real thing. Do you know it's March Madness? Yeah. Cal She is doing.

a $1 billion perfect bracket challenge, meaning the winner, if they get a perfect bracket, gets a billion. Gets one billion dollars. That's crazy. The best bracket gets a million. Let me tell you, and then they took a million to charity

or something like that. Now, the chances of getting a perfect bracket are like, like, this is next to zero. You can look and see if anybody in history has ever done it, right? Oh, really? I thought like several people win every year. No.

No, no. Perfect. The whole bracket perfect. Oh, okay. I don't think it's ever done. Warren Buffett used to sort of offer this. The closest known attempt was in 2019 when a bracket went 49 games without a mistake before breaking. Wow.

It's harder than the lottery. Now, this is why I think it's brilliant. So nobody wonders, nobody is thinking like, I can do it. But if you are going to fill out a bracket, if you're going to do one bracket, would you not do it in the place that you could win a billion dollars? Oh, absolutely. And also the way. I don't even do this bracket shit, but I'm going to try. What's the buy-in for it?

I don't know. We should look at that. Figure out what the buy-in. But like... It's like, you know, $5 million. No, shit. I wonder if that's just free, Loki. Yeah, I would imagine it's free.

It might just be free. So then how to fuck they don't pay out. Well, this is how it works. It's actually really interesting. But I imagine just signing up is the thing that's valuable. And then maybe when you sign out, we trade on games, whatever. But, like, this is the genius. So the way these things work, like, when somebody does, like, a half-court shot in an NBA game,

the team doesn't pay you if you win. The team pays an insurance company a much smaller amount and the insurer covers the win if they hit it. Oh, wow. So with this, I don't know what the deal is, but I'm curious. It's like, nobody's ever done in history, so for the insurer,

it's a pretty safe bet, but how much do you have to pay to get a billion dollars of insurance? Yeah. Does Calci go, okay, here's 10 million? Okay, how to claim your free Calci, billion dollar bracket injury. Wow. You've got a visit Calci.

You create a new account. Anyway, so this is a perfect example, right? Economies fucking shit. Everybody needs a dollar. There's a free option to win one billion dollars.

This is dangerous. Listen, I'm saying it here right now. There's going to be a couple of Nancy Carrigan's taking out knees, bro. This is dangerous. You know what I thought with this? Is like, and I guess you can't do it be as like every account is verified like cali actually is different than the other ones where like

they take your fucking information and shit like they take your social security or whatever but like my first thought before i realized that was with ai why don't we use claude or chat gbt or whatever to create half a million accounts and just try every permutation you possibly could oh you fucking them over right well no but they they make sure that they verify that you're a real person that's the shitty way that we can't you know rip them off i mean we got the migrants son you're Exactly. We got them in the hotel. You give each one an iPad. And it's like, yo, all day. Yeah. All day. You've got to be signing up their accounts. It's one in 9.2 quintillion.

Quintillion the chances. But again, it doesn't matter. I'm saying this here right now, I think this year somebody does it. I don't know if they're going to do it through them and they're going to fucking wish they did. But I, for some reason, feel this year is the year somebody gets it. And then that's a bit like, yeah. I got it. I'm going to do it. Look, don't you feel like I feel like I'm gonna do it. I'm lucky. I be getting mad lucky. One and nine point two quick.

Yeah, I got lucky. I got this. And I think you got to go about it, not looking at the seeds, really. I'll hit you off with a mill. How much would you give me if you want a billion dollars? A mill. What? Just one?

You got a billion. All right, the government's going to take half. So now you're at 500. $500, though. You know, Al's mama going to be living in the same house she's in before that billion. Let me tell you that. Nobody gets a new house. I'm going to pay it off.

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Now with even more from Hulu Amazing Have it all with 3-1 Disney Plus Yo, we were talking about this Actually, we didn't talk about it On Brilliant, but some people are thinking about moving out of America Yes, what do you think about that?

I'm looking at Spain Is this a different reaction than remember when like Rosie O'Donnell and like, who is the other lesbian, Ellen. Like, they're like, I'm leaving the country. And then I think they ended up coming back. Or do you think this is fundamentally different, like people reacting to what is happening and them not feeling comfortable?

Yeah, I think the latter. Because it's like, you're just looking at the direction things are going in. And it's like, and he's getting more and more brazen with the stuff that he's doing. Yeah. Like, it's low-key scare me. And I think the economy is going to collapse because right now, we don't want to get political, but whatever. Like, the way we went after Venezuela, China can go after Taiwan and we can't say shit.

And if that happens and Invidia stock gets affected, our whole stock market collapses. That's the thing I don't understand about Taiwan. And I understand that these systems are complex. And like, Taiwan doesn't just, we had a, what's his face on here on this pod? Oh, man, what was his name? Geopolitical Expert? Indian guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Free Zakaria. And he was saying how, like, he was saying, like, these chip processing places, like, they rely on 15 different countries to even execute the chip. Like, this country doing this thing and this country doing that thing. So it's not just them. But it is shocking to me that chip processing that our entire stock market is kind of relying on the same way that the, you know, during, like, the dot-com era, the stock market was, like, really heavily dependent on these,

these dot com stocks, these tech stocks, it is crazy to me that we would allow it to exist in this foreign country that could be invaded at any point of time. And we wouldn't try to shift that over here. And maybe that's what they're trying to do now. It's that difficult.

Just pick up the machine and bring it over here. It must be that difficult. And imagine if you have something and you're the only place in the world that can do that shit, you're not giving that up to nobody. You might give it up to the people that are making sure that you, not Chinese.

You know what I mean? True. Yeah. But. So you're really concerned about like economic downturn. Now the question would be where would you go? Because I imagine these other places aren't like impervious to the negative effects of a global economic collapse. Yeah, but there's a lot of places in Europe that like they kind of don't get involved with this shit. Like Spain is one of these places like, yo, do your thing. We're not involved.

Like leave us alone. And then like, of course everybody's going to be affected. but I think the euro will hold up a little bit more than the dollar will. I don't know. Again, I don't know enough. Yeah, I don't know enough. Look, if the American economy takes a massive, massive hit, we're the biggest consumers in the world, bro. The whole world does not want that to happen. That's true.

So it's like, well, what the fuck? Like, if every other country that's making shit all of a sudden doesn't have their biggest buyer, what happens to their economies? I'd rather be in a place where people are used to getting by with less. Well, that's a decision that you can make for sure, which is like, change your lifestyle. It's going to get a little crazy. You think it's going to get a little crazy?

I think it's going. And would there be a place here that you would consider going? And it doesn't have to be like some bougie-ass place, but just like a community that you're like, you know what, this is kind of insulated. I like the lifestyle here. I like how people live. And I don't think it will be as reliant on tech stocks that are all. I don't know of any. Like, can you think of any?

Yeah. Where? I mean, you know, you could probably go upstate. You know what I mean? Yeah, I guess. I mean, there's probably tons of places that you could go to where, you know, these are just like nice insulated communities. Matter of fact, why would you still cold upstate?

It's still like, yeah. You want some good weather, too. Yeah, like, I'm going to pick some place. So you really just looking for an excuse to leave America and you're trying to blame it on the economy? It's looking a low, it's not looking good. Yeah. Well, what it was... But it's not like I'm trying to.

I'm just, I want the option. If shit goes down, I want to be able to. And what does shit go down look like to you? I don't know. I honestly did. Stock market collapsing and then people being hungry and then fighting crime. Oh, you're worried about like violent uprising. Yes.

Whoa. Yeah. Well, yeah, that makes things very different. It's already pretty tight and no one's doing anything to make things better. Bro, it's, yeah, it is a concern. I never, yeah, I didn't think about like violent uprisings because of like economic downturn. I thought about Valley and Uprising is because of like systemic issues and like fighting for people's rights and fighting for their livelihood.

Like that's something that I think that we've seen in our lifetime. But simply from the point of like we need food and we're going to go attack something. Because it's like that's a motherfuckers are getting fired with AI. And it's going to keep happening. So that's faster and faster. Okay. So that's the thing, right? Like the existential crisis of AI. Yeah.

Everybody is concerned about that. there's these conversations about entry-level jobs. I'm sure you've heard of. Yeah, but now it's even white-collar jobs. Of course, of course. But, like, I think what, at least from what I've read, complete casual to this, but like they're saying that it could wipe out

30 to 40% of entry-level jobs, meaning like the assistant work or like, you know, a junior editor, for example, instead of, you know, organizing files and setting up these different editing documents, you can have your, I guess, clawed potentially organizing it for you, et cetera. So that would limit 100%. And then Anthropic released something the other day that says like, oh, coding jobs, doctors, law assistants or whatever.

Like, Josh, you have to go to college for it. So here's my question. Here's my question about that. This is not the first time that there's been like transformative technological advances. There's no question that there's. there's going to be a period where, like, people are going to lose jobs. But hasn't history shown us that, like, other jobs will sprout up around the technological advancement?

So, like, computers come around and they wipe out whatever the fuck they wipe out. But now you have all these computer technician jobs. You have people that are creating new types of computers. You have competitive coding companies that are, like, trying to develop, you know, more sophisticated programs. Does that also continue and do the jobs just shift in that direction? Potentially, but I think it's going to happen to too many people too quickly and there's not going to be enough of the new jobs available for all the people out of work.

Right. And that also could be the case. I just can't see a world where we create enough new jobs for everybody to pivot to. Right. And when that happens, our country already fights over how much taxes we pay and handouts, this and that, socialism like i don't think we're coming to the help of people well i mean that's going to be the circumstance where it's just like people are going to need money to survive and the economy is going to need liquidity to survive and by liquidity i mean like people are going to need to buy things yeah you can pump some money into the economy for a while so so does does it end up being

like that universal basic income situation where where it actually they're not doing it because they're like, oh, we're worried that you're hungry. They're doing it because they're like, Apple still needs to sell phones, right? And we still need to make sure that there's money being exchanged in this economy. But think about the resentment that's going to build between people who work and people who get the free money. Well, what's the resentment? We already have the resentment right now for people on fucking welfare.

Yeah, but I feel like if go go, go, Miles. The U of UBI would be universal. Everyone gets paid. Yeah, but still like, the people at home not working versus the people who work, even if you get the extra money, there's still going to be some resentment. It's like you stay at home.

It's not going to be the lifestyle of the person who has a career. That's the same thing that's happening right now to people on food stamps and people still complain about those people. Yeah, but that's whack, bro. Like, I don't think like really wealthy people are worried about people on food stamps or thinking about them. Do you listen to politics? They complain about them all the time.

People leaching off the government. Yeah, but I don't think two or three kids. staying at home. I don't think those are the wealthy people. I think those are politicians that are representing people who are disenfranchised. So I think they're representing voices that are like far more impoverished than like

the billionaires. The billionaires aren't even thinking about that. They're like, it's not my money that goes to the food stamps. I'm hiding my money. I'm talking about the infighting amongst the lower middle class. That's the way of the fighters got happened. Listen, I've like read something about it and all this stuff seems like a potential plausible outcome.

But I'm also in this place right now where I'm I think right now because things are so bad that many people have a very negative outlook on America. So what trends and what gets views is America bad, i.e., if you look at like any, this is a bad example, but like, when the war first started with Iran, the videos that were getting all the views were America's going to lose. And I think that that, not only is that interesting, because you're probably like, oh shit, I thought we had the strongest

army, how the fuck we were going to lose? I think there's maybe also a part of it, which is like, well, fuck, what the fuck is America doing? I don't know if it feels deserved, but like there is that, like, it's not a nihilistic standpoint, but there is this viewpoint that's just like, there's it's negative and we are trying to find a way to frame it where it's like it's not like we want america to do bad but because things don't look good we're looking to confirm that feeling we have is that yeah yeah kind of makes sense yeah so i'm a sometimes i at least try to treat the existential crisis content with a little bit of skepticism where i'm like is is this real or is

creating a piece, a YouTube video about how AI is going to destroy all the jobs, just the thing that gets the most views. Got you know what I mean? I feel like I approach it that same way. I just would like just in case it is to have an option. To be prepared.

I think that's smart. You want your bunker. Whatever your version of the bunker. Yeah, yeah. And then when you see... Got my concealed carry license. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck's is going to go down. Just in case. It's like, when you see the rich people building bunkers, like we'll out to be suspicious too.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I get it. But you do get where I'm coming from where it's like if the content is satisfying the feeling and I think that's kind of like how the internet works. It's like however people feel, the content, like content is oftentimes audience capture. So it's like when Timmy Chalmay is the coolest guy on the planet, all the videos were, look how cool his shit Timmy Chalemay's,

look how amazing his outfits are, look how awesome his movies are, look how dedicated he is to his craft. then when it's Timmy Chalmay sucks and he shouldn't have done that now you see all the same creators doing content about how he sucks so in a lot of ways I think that

like the content creation is a reflection of what people feel not the other way whereas back in the day before you knew what views were like when you were just making newspapers or magazines you didn't know how many people really read it

like yeah you know who bought it etc but you didn't know what was resonating what articles, et cetera, they kind of dictated information and then people reacted to information. So they could kind of dictate the feeling of the public.

You know, like... Yeah, but then isn't that... So isn't the content now more reflective of how the people I feel? Yes, 100%. And before you could propagandize way better, right? It's like, hey, we got to go to war, okay, all the media companies, let's get on the same page

about why this is important, yeah, yeah. What I'm just saying is that I think human beings in general have a more like a catastrophic thinking when it comes to the world and outlook. It's more rare for us to be hopeful and optimistic. And I think that's why like one specific, you know, figures like an Obama and these like, or like even Momadani, these like incredibly charismatic optimistic people come on. It's, it's, you see religious figures also do this, right? Where it just like, I mean, you see a lot of like, I don't know how you feel about them, but like the wealth. preachers. Like, you're going to be rich, you know, type of...

And it's like, it's intoxicating a lot of ways. Because it's a break from the catastrophic thinking that is probably more ingrained into our, like, primal nature. Yeah. You know, like, we're always worried about how things are going to go bad because that's how you stay alive. So I try to, like, when I see trends on the internet, I try to go, okay, is this real? Or are these people just creating what is going to feed off the feared insecurities of the audience? Gotcha. And you're not worried at all?

No, no, of course I had those worries, but I try to, like, talk back the worries, so I'm not just reading things that confirm my concerns. I'm not as catastrophic as, like, maybe some, you know, where it's just like, yeah, I, you know, I think, like, the global economy is so intertwined that, like, I think right now, like... Even when he's billionaires of building bunkers

and the people that are working at the tech places that are creating this fucking AI of trying to warn you like, yo, guys, this is going to, like, collapse. That shit is scary. Like, that shit doesn't confirm. That shit is scary. And then I'll, like, ask Chat, CBT, an easy question,

and it'll get it wrong. And I'll be like, no, we got a few years. You know what I'm like? So it's like, is it going to take over the world? Or does it not know, you know, the difference between red and green? Yeah. Or whatever.

Like, it's tricky. I just, I don't think that I haven't witnessed it. And again, like, we live in a weird space where we're, I'm sure we could use AI and I'm sure the things that we do with AI in our business, but it's probably not as prevalent if you're in a fucking law firm or you work at like a CPA agency when you're doing taxes, you're probably like, oh shit,

you're using Claude to do your job and you're like, eventually we're not going to need a me. I said this on Al's show. We were on Sunday. I said, I think a lot of middlemen, or like, I don't want to call the middlemen, but like that job that is between an individual and a like industry

are a lot of the people that are like oh those two might get a lot closer. Can I give an example of that? Real estate agents. That was a job that and it sucks because one of my guys is a real estate agent but that's like been a job that I'm like when are they going to?

So like there's value for the real estate agents I think in terms of like knowledge and awareness of an area when you're buying a place. Like them being able to go look like I know the history of this building the building's in debt so if you buy in here you're going to take on that debt

like all these little things that like you and I probably wouldn't even think of when buying a place also knowing little obscure shit like there's a subway project coming into this area so now this street is actually going to be super valuable like these other little intangibles if you're just renting an apartment in a city that you only plan to live

for like a few years like how is Zillow not worked it out where you just apply like you do for a restaurant reservation. Yeah, I know. It's crazy. Like you, what are we doing here?

Like, Tesla doesn't have any dealerships. You order your car through an app. And it shows up at your house. Get the fuck out of it. Like, there's no dealership. Remember when banks did that? Remember when it was like Charles Schwab or something? It was like, they were like, yo, no ATM

fees. And we're like, what's the cats? And they're like, we don't got a bank. And then we're like, so I can use any ATM? They're like, yeah, you're like, all right, take my money. Like, I don't want to go to my bank. I want to go to the fucking ATM machine at Times Square to charge me $12 to take out money. So, yeah, I think that they're, okay,

maybe the specific jobs where they are middlemen and you could see technology even without AI closing the gap. Like, it is crazy. You should be able to get an apartment by just reaching out directly. to the person. Yeah. Right? But hey, it's a job.

Somebody's lively. No, no, I don't want them to lose that. And I think when it comes to buying a property, it's this massive investment. It's like everything you've ever earned. I don't know if you would want to leave that up to a computer. But like when you get an Airbnb, this is why I think it's kind of obscure. When you get an Airbnb, is there a real estate agent involved? No, no, just the company itself.

Right? So it's like you give your information. They do, granted, it's for a shorter amount of time. So it's not that big a deal. But like, how is renting your apartment month? for months different than an Airbnb. It's not fundamentally that different. Yeah.

Right or... No. You're not wrong. But that just scares me. It scares me for... Like, luckily, I think I'm safe, but I said this on the show also. Thank you for coming through to the show. It was dope.

Miles is really opinionated, bro. Oh, I love it. That is not true. I pulled the Mark Agon and just sat on that face. No, no, no. He did his thing. But it's like, it was my business, for example. I've already pointed out ways that I can use AI to save money and skim down on jobs.

What's an example, not saying you would do it, but what's an example? Like, there's a lot of these AI things to cut clips where I don't need to have a team of people that cut clips for people. I can save, I can right now save a bunch of money, and I'm choosing not to because the business is still doing well, and I don't want to fire people. But if it comes to it where the business starts to suffer, you're going to have to find less. Yeah. And, like, that is the same thing that probably every business owner is thinking about right now. Yeah, that's a tricky thing where it's like... And I don't have to like...

What's it called? Like, investors that... Like, I'm not on the stock market. So I don't have to like... You don't have to answer to those investors. Exactly. But if you did, you got to show returns and yeah, yeah. That is the...

Yeah, like the ideal scenario, right? Is like every one of us could use AI to make our jobs easier and better. And everyone still has their job. Yeah. Right? Like, the ideal scenario is like, Miles, you get to use AI to help you with your processes for production, editing, et cetera, and it cuts your work down, but you still make the money you make, and you get to enjoy more of your life and you could do other things with your time.

Like, that is just, that's the ideal scenario. But as we know, we live in a fucking system that is going to be built around profit. Not everybody is going to have a kind of communal office vibe that we have where, hypothetically. and sorry, sorry, Miles, you're the example on this. What if you saw Miles posting every day

like on a beach, drinking a margarita and all the work is getting done. Somehow he found AI automation to everything. You'd be perfectly fine with it.

That he's not here and he's chilling. The second he fucks up. Oh, that is. I'm going through his whole Instagram feed with him. you know what I'm going to do I'm like why would why did this happen right here like why we want to be here

yeah yeah you know uh so yes that would happen i'm aware of that already no no but like for me if if the business is is profitable and everybody's eating and there's a fine if there's a technological advantage that we can use here's a perfect example it's not fucking AI but when we first started a podcast right we would have to process three cameras of audio back in the day, or video back in the day, right? And it was like, then you'd have to sync up the cameras,

sync it up to the audio, and then edit angles from all three cameras. And then I bought this thing called a switcher. You remember when we bumped into each other at B&H? Yes. We were both by this switch. I'm like, how can I make this job easier? So it's like...

You're like, how can we streamline this shit? I'm like, oh, boom. So it's like there's, I was like, Because basically what I asked is like, how do they do it on the news? Like, the news isn't pre-recorded. So, like, there has to be a way. And somebody explains me that there's this thing called a switcher, which allows you to record all the cameras,

but what's recorded is only the camera that is, like, focus. They're chosen at the time. And I was like, holy shit. So you're saying, like, by the end of the episode, we have a fully edited episode. Now, things have changed now. We have to make some changes or edits or insert ads or blah, blah, blah. But there was a time where it was just we were rifling off the ads during it.

And I was like, okay, wow, this is a piece of technology that makes Alex's life way easier. Now, I'm sure my brain immediately went like, okay, now that you have all that extra time, can we cut some clips from the pot? I didn't stop thinking about other things we could do. But it wasn't like, okay, now that your life is easier, can we pay you half as much as you used to me? Like, my feeling was like, yo, if we're going to be here for eight hours and we could turn this work into two hours, what can we do with the other six hours?

Can we film a sketch? You know what I mean? Can we have a cool brainstorm session? Like, what game could we add to the pod that would make it better? That's kind of what I, my thing. But again, I don't run like a factory that makes zippers.

Yeah. If you run a factory to make zippers, you're not trying to do creative shit. Yeah, yeah. So. It's interesting, guys. It's going to be some fun times ahead, bro. It's very funny. We've switched this is like now inside baseball shit, but we used to use a switcher that I was live switching all times.

We don't do that anymore. I just rewatch the episode and cut it back down. And this is interesting. It's because you can sometimes with the switcher, you'll be on a single on Alex. And then Mark will say the most hilarious bit. And you miss it. And then we miss it. And it's like our logic is essentially like the audience is going to miss a really fun moment. Yeah. So Miles takes way more time to now, you know, figure that out. There are other versions that you could do that might be less time. No, but it's gotten faster.

It's gotten better. And like it's really good now that we don't miss that shit. I think, like, when I watch it, I'm like, ooh, these choices are really good. Because when you're switching in real time, it's hard. You don't know who's going to talk. You never, and also. You miss every joke. You miss every joke because a lot of times, like, the joke that's funny is you say something and then someone has a quick, witty response.

So you have a quick, ready response to somebody else. So I do the switcher. and brilliant and it almost feels like an instrument like a music instrument and it's like it's my fingers are kind of like just attached to the person talking not even talking about it not even talking and then I'm even thinking about getting the reaction of the laugh yeah and like I cut to that and it's like it's not I'm not thinking I'm not trying it's just like I'm talking and engaging in the conversation and my fingers are just doing so yeah yeah but that's just something that's just that's that's another thing it's like it needs to become so what is the term like like

wrote because if you're thinking about switching yeah you can't and you're contributing yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah trust me guys i know yeah imagine and processing audio and pulling stuff up on screen not possible yeah it was difficult time can you tell me what the fuck white lotus season for cast and location revealed is oh i didn't hear about that the location is the french riviera oh i knew that was gonna happen. I love that. There's some huge names in it. Gimmie. Helen Abottom Carter. Who's that? That is

Belichick Club. She's a She's a fight club. I love her. She's a... Belitrix. The Strange from Harry Potter. Oh, Belitrix. Okay, okay, okay. All right. She is... Who's her wife? She's married to Nightmare on El, not Nightmare on

Street. Tim Burton. Isn't she married to Tim Burton? She married to Freddy Krue? No, no. Didn't he do some fucking Halloween movie? He did. Christmas. Nightmare.

He technically didn't direct it, but yes, you're right. Nightmare before Christmas. He just wasn't directing. Kumail is on there? Can we see pictures? Because I don't know these niggas names. They apparently broke up. Yeah, Kumail's on it.

Kumail, the Indian guy who was in the Marble movie. I think he's Pakistani. Pakistani, my fault. I'll scrub that, clean it up. Oh, you're going to get it, right? Max Greenfield is awesome. He's from... New Girl.

New Girl. He's funny, that guy. He's so good. Yeah, he's funny. Who else we got? Sandra Bernhard. Who's that? Oh, she's an OG.

O.G., yeah. She's an O.G. You recognize her. That one. Oh, okay. All right, so she's going to be the pill popper. Who is the... 100%.

Who is the holdover? Because don't they bring one person from each... Yeah, let me find that out. Oh, yeah, everybody died at the end, right? No, they had a... the didn't the black chick whose son came

didn't she live oh the the yeah yeah because she wasn't at that scene where everybody got shot up and didn't she make money off it too like oh that was what happened she was supposed to start a thing with the Asian dude she was fucking and then she got paid

and she was like I gotta go like that's the beauty of that show it just shows you everybody's a piece of shit yeah like it's real It is crazy. I want to talk to the creator, Mike White, I think of his name? Yeah, Mike White.

I want to talk to him because, like, as beautiful as the creation is, like, is the cost of that having, like, a cynical outlook on humanity? You got to get him. He would be so fun on this pod. He would be. He's awesome.

Because he's also, like, obsessed with Survivor randomly. He was on it, and I think he's on the 50th season. Yeah, yeah. Wait, he's a cast member? He was a cast member once. Oh, wow. But like because he loves the show. Obsessed.

He was already like producing TV. Yeah, I think he was already in the industry, right? Like he was a celebrity survivor. Well, he wrote the Jack Black movie School of Rock. Oh, wow. Okay. But yeah, again, so it's like, is this just a thing that he's good at? Or is this kind of his outlook on humanity a bit where he's able to access the kind of the most selfish,

parts of our being. And like, what's the cost of that? It's like, you know how like cops always deal with people lying to them all day? Yeah. So, you know, there's like a little distance sometimes when you're talking to one. Yeah. Even off, you know, off hours. Like if he's not working, it's still everybody's trying you.

So I think I imagine you start to see people as a little bit piece of the shit. Yeah. Did you feel that way a little bit? A little bit. The older I get, I feel more that way. Yeah, it sucks. Yeah. Can we try to like galvanize the audience to tag somebody like that and get him on the show?

Yeah, we need... I've seen shows do that and that shit works. We got to do that. We need everybody telling Mike White, we need... Everybody at home, please tag Mike White. I know this kind of corny. I feel even kind of corny saying that shit. No, I don't feel corny.

We would love to get him on the show. He would just be a cool person to talk to. Like, what is... And how does he observe these groups? Like the way he did those group of girls, there was those three girls on last season. And nailed it. And like, he nailed it to the point. White girls.

Yo, he nailed to the point that my wife would be watching it. And, like, it was a combination of laughter and also cringe. And that she goes, oh, my God, I have friends to do that. Like, oh, this is how girls are. You got to be locked in. I heard that from every girl. It's like either they were one of them or they know. Most of them said they know.

Yeah, my friend is. None of them was. You wanted them to. I think having an obsession over reality TV makes you addicted to like, reality TV only gets people who are like the most boisterous in their own personality trait. Yeah, and he's obsessed with it. He was on amazing race. Obviously, if he's in those shows, he's watching them all.

And he's just a fan of. reality TV and reality TV is almost White Lotus dramatized and like those characters that's a great observation miles yeah it's like reality TV specifically it's gotten so good at casting the reality star and there are like qualities to it right it's like extreme emotional reactivity manipulative

and a lack of of self-awareness so where like you can behave in a way that most of us would feel like was reprehensible without even really realizing it. Like you kind of feel pseudo-justified in whatever you do. At least in the moment you can't acknowledge it. And yeah, that's every character on that show.

They feel completely justified in their bullshit. It's funny. Before we started recording, Shifty was explaining these Mormon bitches to me. Tell me, tell me, tell me. I don't know if I could break it down. Should we have Shifty come out? It sounded like a episode of White Lotus, the way he was breaking the shit there. He's

like, this fucking Mormon bitch, this guy. Then she went on the back and then she was like pregnant and then immediately off the bachelor went back to the guy she was fucking that guy is fucking all her friends and some old lady of some shit like that like he was just it was it seems like a dope show and i don't even watch reality tv but i'll give it a watch just son it is like it sounds like episode of white loaded it is like you watch so so so no so my wife was i hate when guys do what i just did so yes I hate because like

Look, nobody does this with Game of Thrones Nobody does it Like, it don't matter if your wife puts it on If you watch it, you say you watch it But when it comes with the fucking Heating rivalry Or the Mormon wives or any of these like housewife shows It's always, yeah, my girl was watching it

And then I took part, whatever. Heat of rivalry, I hope it's always the girl Yeah, it is, yeah, it is Anyway, so I actually told my wife about this one. She was on her housewife shit. And I was like, how are you not? Son, I'm plugged into the internet.

What's so with you? I'm plugged into the internet, bro. Who are you? I'm Andrew Cameron Schultz, the son of Larry Schultz. Larry was his name. Larry would be upset. He'd be upset. He might, son.

He might, son. Oh, God. But yeah, so. how you put your wife on to reality? Yo, look, look, look, look. Look, look. Look, look. It's insane.

I got painted nails and I'm ashamed to you, bro. Son, it's insanity because I had to like broach it. Like she kept watching like, Real Housewives are Potomac or some shit. And I'm like, oh, because I knew she wasn't watching it. I was like, what's happening in that Mormon Wives show? And she's like, oh, I haven't watched that one yet. And I was like, oh, word, like, it's crazy. Like, I'm trying.

And she's like, yeah, I'm just not into it. And I'm like, it's so crazy. Like, I'm trying to. But why you try to get an audit? Because I wanted to watch it, but I'm not trying to sit there. I'm being in my family, my two children, my wife, watching some bitch who tastes like fruity peat. I was good. I was going to hear all the bitch who's hot on this shit.

He's like, yo, you know who we might want to give this one to watch. They got some lookers. We're not going to allow. So on Shifty said there's a bunch of baddies all that. They got some, now you know why that lake is salty. You know what I mean? There's some lookers on the show. But they're crazy.

They're crazy. So what is it about Mormonism? It drives you crazy because they're too like, you got to be a certain way. And then they just blow up and become. These girls are all kind of Mormon culturally too. Yeah. Some are like Mormon about it. And then some are like culturally Mormon.

in the way that they're religious Jews and cultural Jews. Yeah, okay. It's not like Christians and like, everybody in America is kind of culturally Christian. Like we celebrate Christmas and that kind of shit. This is a little different. Like their community is a little different.

Like they might not go about all the things, but they're not drinking. You know what I mean? They might not go to church, but it's just like... But I heard these girls is like... They're not rejecting it. They're not all them are rejecting it. Oh, really?

Really? Yeah, there's some baby mama on there, but they're not all. What I think is like, you know how there was like the church girl who was like the slut? Yeah, you're thinking that they're having a run springer. Yeah. But then it's like because they had to be repressed for so long, they became ultra-sluts. This show to me isn't about sluttiness. It's about-sleeping around. It's peeing on mouths and shit.

They're like married girls on it. It's a lack of- Like R. Kelly without the kids. No, no, no, no. I'm telling you, brother. it's a lack of shame there is no

there's a term in Spanish I mean we have it too but it's like seen Berguenza like no embarrassments like my buddy would call me why you do that to me cannot be a Puerto Rican nigga? Nah why you gotta out

Spanish me? I ain't even Oh you acknowledge the Spanish is white no you're just outspanish you're culturally appropriating My fucking culture boat right here. You can't trust these guys. My boy would always call me Sinbergwenzo when I was living in Spain and he was a

homie out there and it was just because I was like, I would just do crazy. I was like, I wouldn't care. I wouldn't care. And still. Still, still kind of there. These women are without shame or without embarrassment to an extreme. Like the girl got her pussy surgeryed up and like just showed the other girls and like the camera crew and the lights and the audio team is there. But like they had to blur her pussy. But I

I thought Mormonism is super buttoned up, super image, super perfect. This is the thing that people get wrong. They're incredibly sexual just with the person you're married to. Once you're married, it is divine to be fucking. Can they do an only fans with their husband? I think that would be sharing it with other people. But being into your husband and having crazy sex, but then some of them aren't... But talking about the slutty shit they're doing with their husband?

That's fine. because it's not slutty. It's sex with the man that you love. I mean, well, talking about the sex with you, the man that you love. They're way open, like too open. But then they can't show it publicly. Nah, they won't show them. But she's showing a pussy lips on it.

Give it that nose or pussy lips lip. Yeah, put you on the ride. Nah, dude, it is. So it is like, they are just wildly open, catty. None of them really seem like friends. But, like, they're connected through this TikTok group. It's crazy. Is it worth

like, I don't do reality TV but is this one worth it? It's not. You just watch the clips. You don't got to get into stories. Just watch the clips. Okay. The clips are worth it.

People send me to good clips because I don't even know where to start. I just know that was pretty pebbles. They throwing accusations on people. Dude, like, guys say, yo, I hit and the girl confronts them like, you didn't hit. And then like, we never find out.

And then like... Shifty said some girl fucking wrap the wire around her dude's neck. They had to like cancel a little. season. They got one Shorty. Like today. Yeah, I think it was, yeah, this girl. Shout out to, I think her manager's a fan of the show. Shout out of you.

Oh, fuck. Sorry. My bad. We want her on. Bring that little felon on here. She's, she's, treat it like an insane assignment, take her shoelaces away. Shorty is, bat shit. Shorty is bat shit crazy. Miles is into the choking

shit, he'll like it. Also, you know what's funny is we're talking about He didn't say no He didn't say it up When you said she choked him with a phone wire I went old school like telephone That's what I thought What's a phone wire?

Charger Hallerous I bet it's a charger There's no fucking house phones anymore And she did that to someone on the bachelor No to her dude Yeah to her dude But isn't she on the bachelor

Isn't she the new bachelorette? I know nothing about this I just was making a point Shifty guy, I'll bring it down. I'm telling you he was breaking the shit down. Shifty. Shifty's been gun shy on the camera and the talking. You're telling him.

You making everybody in this off in gunshot. Why isn't it me? You. They step here, you talk shit, and then they never want to get back in front of the camera. Damn, bro, I got to get better at that. Yeah, you do, actually. I'm just asking about this show he loves. We got a lot of great people here in the studio, and they're camera shot because of you.

I don't know if they're camera shot because of me. No. Like, there might be other reasons. Nah, you. You. Might be wars happening in the world. No politic. No politic.

Okay. What is that? No politics. No politics. Secret lies. A Mormon-wise pauses season 5 filming due to domestic violence investigation into Taylor, Frankie, Paul, and Dakota, Mortensen. Damn. Crazy.

Crazy. Sucks, bro. Hey, man. We want you on the five. Free Dakota. Stay up. Yeah. Free y'all.

Free Dakota, but we'll take the other bitch. No, no, Dakota's the guy. Yeah, he got his neck wrang up. He's free. The girl is locked up. Al, you know how jail works? I'm just saying, whenever a guy has to go through that,

I've dated a couple of Latinos. Charlemagne calls Al a bailiff, and that shit kills me. Why do you have to be that? You bailiff-assed-muff-motherbuck. What did you cute little bailiff over there? Weren't you a bailiff? I was a court officer.

We went through the same fucking... Big bad bailiff. The same... You were the back on the corner. Same procedure that every police officer has to go through. Yo, but you were a bailiff about it, bro. No, I was a court officer. He was a bailiff.

Shout out to my court officers. We got some breaking news, too. What do we got? Breaking news. Morocco has been announced as Afcon winners with the final result. Oh, no return by CIAF. What is that mean? Senegal. Why are we happy? What is this?

Because of the Moroccan. Oh, no, go back. Go back. That's right. There was this. Wait, what happened? I remember this story. So the Moroccan players were trying to take the towel from the goalies. There's like some controversy on air. Yeah. They leave. Senegal leaves. They're like, no, fuck this. We're not doing this. They leave for 18 minutes. And then they resumed the game. So I assumed that this panel saw that as forfeiting the match and gave it to Morocco. So they got rewarded for their fans

trying to rip the towels off the goalies. Yeah, they got rewarded because Senegal left the game in protest for an extended period during the game is what happened. But then when they come back, does Senegal win? Yes.

You don't want that win. Wasn't there something else? You don't want that's a shitty win. There was something else obscure about the... Can we bring Dove in about this? He'll like this. He don't know what's going on here. He knows everything.

Is these Moroccan Jews or just Moroccans? Just Moroccans. Oh, never mind. Also, I do want to bring up that every time you guys give me some shine on the pod, which I really do appreciate, we end up talking about McDonald's. And I don't want that to be my legacy. You jumped in on the McDonald's. Nobody said, hey, McDonald's.

Hey, Miles, how are you thinking about this? We were talking about cereal, and then I get... You just light up. You're like a kid on Christmas Day. Yeah, you get me all hyped up. It's like McRibb season. Look. we don't care

can we just be honest we was trying to care here we were trying to care about the Moroccan African Cup we don't care about the African Cup Nope that's not what we care about

No African Cup They're gonna put that cup In their bottom lip You know You know I mean You know

I know that's not Morocco I know that's not Morocco We're going on a different place. But you know what I'm talking about. We're just out here riffing. Yeah. We're just out of here riffing. It's like I don't care about the fucking Spanish baseball league going on.

Exactly. Spanish baseball class. Yeah, but only people who care about it, Spanish people. Is Dominicans that care? Dominicans of Puerto Rico. That's the only two people that care. And the Central America and South America. They love it.

They love it. Americans love it. The Italians love it. Americans, we don't give fuck. The Japanese love it. Do they? The finals tonight. But Americans don't give fuck.

I heard the coach fucked up. Like he did something, right? Can you bring it down? He thought that they had already advanced into the knockout round. Yeah. And they didn't. So Italy beat them. And then Italy had to win their next game for the U.S. to advance

or they would have been knocked out of the group stage. And then they lost. And then Italy ended up winning. Yeah. Which still brought the U.S. into there. But the U.S. went into it with the assumption after three games that they had automatically qualified. So he thought they clinched. So he put the B squad in.

Just to give everybody to play in time. And then we all the fucking loves. Yeah, we're not taking this. Yeah, we're not taking this shit. We got to lock in, boys. We got to lock in. We're playing Venezuela. All right.

Get on their neck like Taylor Frankie Pohl. You get on. On their neck like a Mormon wife. Okay? Shout out of my girl, Taylor Frankie Pohl. This girl is bat shit. Let me tell you. But in a good way, right?

Because we want on a butt. I can't confirm. that, bro. But we want her to pod, though, right? I think it would be an entertaining, look at her, look at her, tell me that's not a shit for a bat. Oh, she got crazy eyes, but she's beautiful up. It's like, that's not a shit full of

bat, right now, my boy. Tell me. I can't even. Go to another picture. I can't even. Sweet woman. Yeah, I can't even say. Tell me, I'm lying when I say that she's a shit full of bat. You not. And we know how to spot it. Oh, a bat full of

shit. You ain't even need it, Fuck y'all That's a shit full of bad That's a shit full of bad Look at it, look at it, she's crazy Yes But you know it's grippy

Woof, you know it's grippy Back in the day You know it's grippy You know it's grippy The crazy of the eyes, the better Come on The better what? Just the better

Every is just the better The grip Yeah Grip What is that grip like? We stop. She's a married woman. You ever seen them wide receiver gloves?

You ever seen them? She got a grip like Alex Arnold. So she. You go on, get on, come on, come on, come on. Marry woman. She's a married. She's not married. I'm a married man.

Yeah. I'm just talking about she's crazy. She's not married? No, that's what? why she was going to be on The Bachelorette. Oh, so fuck this bitch. No, whoa, can't speak like that. Nah, I don't put, but in a good way.

Fuck this bitch in a good way. Ow. You just got to interpret it. Good. It's like when black women call other girls bitches and it's like, good, that's my bitch. You're going to blame black women now. Fuck, damn it.

Or you are a black woman. Those are your two options in that situation. Yes, I'm trans. Son. I'm the fingernails up Get me out of this Get me out of this Son

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Why does he love Just take it down Oh the white boys With motion right Oh he loves that shit He loves it Don't come on a break Club with no motion white boys.

Nah, we need y'all to pot, crazy bitch. Come on, Al. This is a mom with crazy group. Mom, crazy groove. Okay, crazy grip. We need you. That's your name now. Miles.

You were the one that brought it up to me. The grip was so fucking crazy. You did not. You were just a alone is so funny. There's no one else to help them. Miles told me she took the lug nuts off a wheel bare-handed.

She said, Miles said she changed the tire bare handed. She went. She said the grip was that crazy. You need your tire change cold. You said the grip was that crazy. Oh, I just hurt my dick.

You got it. That's all good, man. You need something gripped that up. You got to get your girl to grip that up. It does confirm. That's a respectful thing. Yeah, I guess it is. Nothing disrespectful about our girls gripping.

It's all too respect. We're not going to sit here and say that our girls don't grip with all due respect. Ah, yeah, yeah, grip us. You know what I mean? Grip us. Everybody loves Chase Infinity. What the fuck is that? She's an actress from one battle after another.

Is she not? Yes. Yeah, beautiful. I thought you talk about a credit card. Oh. Damn. I'm dead ass. You know, Al hates black women, bro.

Dead ass. Al hates black women, bro. Oh, Chase got a new credit card that everybody loves. I was like, what's the points? Yeah. Can I get corporate points? Yo, can we just celebrate black women for one second, bro? She's black?

And the podcast. This guy, she's black and your girl's white. No, this looks like Kylie Jenna. Well, that's what they go for, right? Isn't that? No, no, stop it. Stop it. Oh, okay.

Guys, stop. Now we've gotten to warning. Everybody stop. Stop it. Whoa. Stop being disrespectful. Academy Award. There you go.

Bring the sandlock. God damn. Bring up sandlock in. That's not sandlot? Yes, it is. Pitcher got a big butt. Yeah. Who's that?

That's sandlot. Miles, you don't. Jake Shane. He's not. sandlot? You're telling me that's not the catcher from the fucking sandlot? That is. No. Miles is definitely him. That is definitely

him. You don't know you're white, see? You're right, you're right. Yeah. I think that's Is that not him? That's Patrick Renna. Is that not the same person? No. Yes, he got the Ozempic. Wow, dude. But can we go back to Chase? I want

That card. Ow! You have a married woman of color at your house right now. I want to listen to this podcast. I want to chase infinity card. There is no such thing. Yes, there is. It gives you all the points.

No, it's not. You're trying to give her a point. No, no, no. Three times when you buy restaurants and shit. No, stop. You're being disrespectful. Who is this? I've never seen her ever.

Did you not see one battle? after another? Yes, but she was in it. I can't do a podcast for you anymore. Oh, that's the main bitch. What am I saying wrong? You can't call black women that. No, I can, but it's endearing. It's like my nigger.

Wrap up the vibe because I can't talk about. We're going on. We'll see you guys on Patreon, man. Oh, she's an amazing actress. If you think we're brilliant. to cause that plague with peace.