Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Welcome to Miami feat The Wolf of Street

Episode Date: February 3, 2021

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia, Mark, and Dov are joined by the Wolf of Wall Street himself, Jordan Belfort. The group discusses wallstreet's new fight with Reddit, the price of Gamestop stock, why Jeff Bezos stepped down from Amazon, Jimmy Kimmel, Lebron's recent scuffle with a fan and much, much more! INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2 Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a choir then welcome to The Flagrancy.

welcome to flagrant dose baby we in miami hey bro what's our theme song akash welcome to miami and we back Okay We started the podcast About two hours ago But your boy got a little drunk I was on that Terra Mana I don't know What the fuck happened

I started explaining AMC GameStop Short this I'll give you something short Wait what My dick Oh thank you

For saving me Dude Legend Hey hit that wide So they can see this studio out This shit is so fire dog This shit is so fire, dog. This shit is so fire. Hey, bro.

Are we top two? No, we ain't. We ain't two. Are we top two? Yeah. Meaning like we one and two. Yeah, yeah, of course. We one and two.

Oh, we one and two. This is one and two. Dove is even in the building. Yeah, new Taylor. Dove lined it up, bro. He really did. Taylor 2.0. Do we have Taylor 2.0? Do we have Taylor 2.0?

We got Taylor 2.0. Doesn't take notes. Just sits down, truffles. You even got a mic, bro. Miles been working for us for half a year. Did a Netflix special. He don't even get a mic. He's like, get the USB cam. You took my little sister to prom. I get

the mic. That's all. That's all I did. Stay for the prom yeah that's a shitty trade nothing else that trade is not worth it you don't think so no i was a gentleman with your sister probably because you look like dove ain't nobody trying to fuck golly put my sister on screen when this podcast lands please let's actually do this you can't be angry at that because then it insults you. I know. That's fine.

It's the beauty of it. It's the perfect day. But I'm a good brother. And I've never seen her. Put my sister on screen right now. How am I insulting her by saying she looks like you? Nah, sir. Put it on.

Put it on. Don't put her out there for the family. She's married, bro. She got kids. Does she have kids? They love the attention. It's okay. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

We're playing The Bachelor with all Dove's family. Let's go. Oh, that actually is not a bad idea, bro. You got some pieces in your family, dude. Thank you. That's disrespectful because he's seen your family. It's not disrespectful. Your mom's a beautiful woman.

Beautiful. Beautiful woman. Oh, shit. Let's pull up a picture. Stop it. Ever since we got to Miami, Akash got crazy, bro. You got something in your loins down here, dog. Hey, bro. You've been a horny kid. I've been a horny. You've been horny ever since we got to Miami, Akash got crazy, bro. You got something in your loins down here, dog. Hey, bro.

You've been a horny kid. I've been a horny. You've been horny ever since we got down here, dog. Yo, bad horny. I think it's the climate. I think in this climate, yo, your girl getting pregnant. I can't wait, dog. Guaranteed.

I can't wait. Before we leave here, she pregnant. Oh, I can't wait. I'm pregnant, dog. Where are you living again? Went in Rome. You know what I mean? Went around the Latins.

Do as the Latins. Get girls pregnant. There's two billion Indians. Yeah. Y'all doing it? Went in Rome. You know what I mean? Went around the Latins. Do as the Latins. Get girls pregnant. There's two billion Indians. Y'all doing it? Hey, chill, chill, chill. Why are you being disrespectful? I'm just saying. There's like 100,000 Puerto Ricans out there.

There's two billion Indians. Y'all be making all the kids. Don't bring up good points. Shit. Motherfucker. Shit. Shit. All right.

Welcome to Flagrant Dose. We're out here. listen like i said we started the podcast a little while ago and then we had to run it back okay a lot of things we need to talk about a lot of times you know a lot of things have changed in the last couple hours oh yeah you know there's some big news out there number one obviously we're going to talk about the whole gamestop situation okay uh matter fact, we already had the conversation with the most flagrant Wall Street expert that probably exists. In history.

In history. He is flagrant finance. He is flagrant finance. You might have known him. You might have seen a movie made about him, you know, starring a strapping young gentleman named, should I give away the name? No, no, no. Because really right now there's only two movies that he could be thinking about.

They might think it's Steve Carell and the Big Short. That's also true. We talked to Steve Carell. Three movies. There's three movies that this man could be about. Okay? It's Wall Street, Wolf of Wall Street, and the Big Short. Yeah.

Could be Gordon Gekko. Who knows? It could be Gordon Geks, you know, whose son is riddled with the hiv. Really? Yo, is it Charlie Sheen? Oh, yeah. Oh, Gordon. Yeah, but that's not his son.

That's not his son in the movie or in real life. I don't know what's happening. No, you just said some random guy. I thought Kirk Douglas is not Kirk Douglas. That's his, like, protege in the movie. That's not his son. No, in real life, that's Charlie Sheen. That's Martin Sheen's son. That's the same guy, bro. Stop acting like they're different, bro. You're like, protege in the movie. That's not his son. No, in real life, that's a Charlie Sheen. That's Martin Sheen's son.

That's the same guy, bro. Stop acting like they're different, bro. Like, what? No, no, no. Two guys could not be more different. Hey, in Miami, we're doubling down. They all got AIDS, buddy. You can't just start claiming people have AIDS, bro.

You cannot be that homophobic on the podcast. No, one has throat cancer and one has the HIV. We call AIDS throat cancer, Duff. When did you not know that? What do you think these gazes were doing in San Francisco? You never been to Throated.com? Come on. A glory hose for one thing.

What do you call Hiv? Huh? We call it the Hymn. Well, one has the Hymn. Okay, fair enough. Point is... The Asian flu. Has that been said? That's hilarious. Has that that been said?

That's hilarious. Has that not been said? I don't think so. Bro, with the amount of buttons we got on this show, we probably all sick with that shit. Positive test. Yeah. Oh, man. Like Akash's pregnancy test he's about to take.

In a month? Can't wait. Or two months? What part of Florida are you staying in? Hollywood. Hollywood, Florida. Yep. Hollywood, Akash. That's what Akash has. in? Hollywood. Hollywood, Florida. Hollywood, Akash. That's what Akash has.

I'm Hollywood. He's got that Hollywood, baby. Oh, shit. Wait a minute. Holy is a holiday. Indian holiday. Yep. What do you celebrate on Holy?

Blasting shit all over people's faces. There we go, baby. That's what I'm talking about, Mark. Way to put two and two together. LeBron James, baby. We're Cleveland. And talking about, Mark. Way to put two and two together. LeBron James, baby. We're Cleveland. And we're transitioning to LeBron stories. We're on a different level.

Mark is coked up now. He's stealing home, baby. He's stealing home. Look, so we're going to talk about, obviously, GameStop, all that shit later. There's been big news, man. We're going to talk about LeBron. Obviously. We're going to talk about LeBron. Obviously, we're going to talk about LeBron. Obviously, we're going to talk about all the ex-Patriot players saying that we were right

and the Patriot way is the Tom Brady way. It's not the Belichick way. Obviously, we're going to talk about that. What a great call that was by you. Honestly, it seems like the GOATs just go to Florida. That's all I'm saying. Off of your phone. You're almost on camera. It's crazy. I did not know Chappelle was here. That's all I'm saying. Duff, off of your phone. You're almost on camera.

It's crazy. I did not know Chappelle was here. That's wild. That's where he got the COVID. It makes sense. But in all seriousness, I'm just saying, you know, Tom Brady goes down to Florida. We come down to Florida. We're doing good work. We're doing good work.

We're doing good work. We're killing it, yo. Maybe we start out with a story about our next president. Oh, shit. You think so, huh? I mean, if you're stepping down. It makes a lot of sense. From the most successful company in the history of companies.

Yep. There's no reason for you to step down. There's nothing going on. Your life is easy. You got a divorce. You're tagging this new chick. You got way more money after the divorce. Everything has worked out perfectly for you.

Everybody seems to love Amazon, despite the fact that it's clearly a monopoly. Yeah. But you've convinced the American public that it's clearly a monopoly. Yeah. But you've convinced the American public that it's not because we're getting shit for cheap, even though you're killing your competition. Super free, super fast. Matter of fact, thank you for the wallpaper. Killed it with that. That Maui leaf.

Is it Maui leaf? Maui leaf. Maui leaf. You even had enough for Mark's shirt. Mark made a whole button down out of a wall. Get it, Mark. Mark thought we were going to Australia. He had no clue that Miami

is in Florida. Cockadile Dundee over here. That's what you're calling life. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It is what you're calling life. Point is, Bezos is stepping down from amazon and i can't think of any other reason besides he think there thinks there's going to be a vacancy in well no he thinks there's going to be a potential not a vacancy but he thinks there's

going to be potential for another outsider to win the presidency i love it i'm not even a big bezos guy but i love it you need to run the government like a cutthroat company do you though i don't know if you do i kind of think you don't i think are you sure that's literally what trump did trump was like i'm just gonna support the people who buy things at my business and then half the country was like we don't like that my brain freaked out because it sounded like you were making a good point. It just kind of stopped thinking for a second. But here's what I'm saying.

Wait, was that a good point? I don't know. It sounded like you pointed the knife at me. I got flustered. Everyone's making good points. At a non-white? It's so much fun. Talk about a point.

You point a point. But I'm just saying, usually, you know. What happens if you smash them together does it make the well let's try let's go oh that's a knife that shit is fire dog real yo if you're listening to this podcast step your game up bro i mean don't stop because those are great too but also youtube you get to see all this the new set you see Dove's foot pop into the wide every once in a while. We haven't given him a camera just yet, though. He might be earning his keep.

The point being. I mean, he offered up his sisters to be on the podcast. And his own mother. Beautiful woman. Beautiful woman. This guy's desperate for the limelight. He'll do anything. I would even say stunning.

Really? Thank you. I would even say. Put them on screen. I would even say. Oh, my gosh. A smoke, a show. Word? I would even say. Put them on screen. I would even say. Oh, my gosh. A smoke, a show. Word?

I would even say a smoke, a show. Madre. Madre de Sorelas. Is she in Miami? Whoa, whoa. Oh, jeez. That was not just said that. I did not say that.

I would never say that. Okay? I would never say that. That's a wild boy right there. I know she's in Miami. She's Jewish. She doesn't date black guys. What is wrong with you?

Point being, do you think Bezos could run? And do you think that's what he's planning for? Here's what I was trying to get, the point I was getting to. If you've seen government, like anybody who works a government job, they get nothing done. It's the least efficient thing on earth. Government programs, completely inefficient. They pay the least, of course. Tax money gets used so inefficiently.

I think you need a corporate guy to be like, hey, let's fix all this shit. And a corporate guy who's already made all their money. The reason why you often don't have talent in the public sector is because those people go to the private sector and they make 10 times the amount of money. Why would I organize the DMV when I could be organizing

or I could be doing consulting for some crazy billion dollar I'll just sell cars and make billions of dollars. Boom, 100%. I still think that Bezos has realized or I can be doing consulting for some crazy billion dollar corporation. I'll just sell cars and make billions of dollars. Boom. 100%. I still think that Bezos has realized I've made all the money I can make. I've done everything I can do. Okay. I've divorced my wife and made it back.

Oh, yeah. Once you divorce your wife and you make it back and then some, you think you're unstoppable. It took like a calendar year. It didn't even take time. He started one pandemic. Dude, what if he started the pandemic? He was like, bitch, you thought you could. Cut to the wise.

Show Thanos. Yo, Thanos is low key? Low key? Low key? You don't even know you're doing it, bro. You see how I just. You don't even know you're doing it. Harry Potter, baby.

No. Harry Potter, bro. You're the fucking chosen one. Harry Potter, bro. Come on. Dude, Dove is disgusted the way that I'm holding this Arabian sword, bro. He's absolutely disgusted. Come on. This should be used to be chasing your people out of the Holy Land. Yeah, and circumcising babies.

When we see that. That's what they use their teeth for, bro. Come on. We look at Isis hostage videos when you do that. This is ISIS hostage? So I'm just like, hey. Why did the Jews not have a knife? Every other culture in Arabia has a knife.

Yep. Why don't you guys have a sword or a knife? Because they have America, bro. We don't need weapons. We talk our way out of everything. You just talked your way in and out. We talked our way in and out. Like you've done this podcast.

Exactly. Nobody invited Dove to Florida. All of a sudden, he's managing the podcast. It is true. He's just in the middle of it. He got us the studio. He's staying with me. We've Dove to Florida. All of a sudden, he's managing the podcast. It is true. He's just in the middle of it. He got us the studio. He's staying with me. We've got you the studio.

How Jewish is this guy that he's not paying any rent. Nope. He got us. He's our real estate guy. He just reminded me of something. Not only, he just finds a way to stay. He's staying with me. And of course, my girl loves him because he's so fucking lovable, this guy.

And he's almost kind of like a girl, but also a guy he's a real chameleon this yeah yeah and uh he i go i go yeah yeah you're gonna stay in the pool house whatever like that and he goes i go well yeah dude it's like you're not paying anything you're just gonna stay in the pool house it's great to bless his he doesn't send a word yet he's just speaking in i'm he's speaking in trauma it's nice you haven't paid me speaking in truffle he's speaking in truffle yeah 100% he's speaking in trouble what do you mean i haven't paid you can i tell you how my jew brain works yes the okay so you can admit to your followers your audience who got the studio and negotiated for the house your boy right here right so you can admit to your followers, your audience, who got the studio and negotiated for the house.

Your boy right here, right? You negotiated for that house very poorly. You negotiated for that house very poorly. That was a combination. That was an old school combo. We were doing one twos. We've been doing one twos for a while. So Dove's letting Andrew stay at his place?

No, no. That's what he said. That's not the point. You're tearing apart the podcast. House, I'll share the custody. Mark, I'm going to... That's what he said. That's what he said. You're a genius. You're tearing apart the podcast. House, I'll share the custody. He's your go-no. House, I'll share it. This is not Palestine.

You can't just come spit this shit up. Whoa! That's a geopolitical joke. The way that my mind works for the actual studio is what the retail cost was and what I got it for. Hold on one second, Alex. This is all i ask you

is that we slowly take a little bit more of dove's angle away from him each and each podcast until there's almost none left okay technically we are sharing it it's an angle we're sharing you know what i mean no no all that's left is a nose on the frame. Okay, so Dove, you finagled away to potentially... Is this the shot? I love it. You finagled... Oh, jeez.

Why are you Zig Highland, dude? What the hell, Dove? Too soon. Too soon? Too soon implies there will be a time where that goes against Never Forget. Never Again. Too soon? Too soon implies there will be a time. That goes against Never Forget. Never Again.

Never Forget is 9-11. That's your guy. That's the elephant he rode in on. For his wedding. Wait a minute. He rode an elephant at his wedding, bro. They never forget. I thought you were talking about Dove and his

Dude, having Dove and his nose. Dude, having Dove here for having an equally sized nose to me makes me feel so comfortable. Oh, yeah, dude. Dove's the opposite of a sphinx, bro. He's all nose. Bro, I have a picture when I was in Egypt of me sitting or standing parallel to the sphinx and it's just my nose that fills in i gotta post anyway it's great to be here yo miami thank you so much shouts to y'all we appreciate you uh keeping us in yeah keeping us keeping it open and

just like it's amazing for everybody out there that doesn't realize what it's like to be in a state that doesn't give a fuck about Corona. You feel, for lack of a better word, like a huge queer if you wear a mask. Did you guys get that? Have you felt this at all? No, not at all. I haven't really been out, though. I've been chilling for the most part. But, yeah, I heard somebody say they got yelled at for wearing a mask in like Naples, Florida.

Like the way you get yelled at for not wearing a mask. It is inverted here. They were like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you believe this shit? I was at a hotel. A hotel in down or midtown or whatever, Miami. I would walk in and I would see if the person at the front door would ask me to put the mask on. And every time, it's just a test.

I just wouldn't wear the mask. Hello thank welcome back to hotel wouldn't even ask the people at front desks wouldn't even ask it was almost as if it was like an inconvenience to you to ask yeah we went to the restaurant didn't even while you're talking to the people at the restaurants they take their mask off so they can communicate more clearly yeah wow am i the only one that's been witnessing this a little bit yeah i haven't been out though he's been going he's been going to five-star restaurants every night bro i mean yeah this is my life guys don't even did i tell him before the car i'm driving oh yeah i told him bro yo i'm out here with bougie wheels bro yeah you're doing it i'm fucking dude y'all made fun of it yeah for sure it's a bmw bro

i got three letters for you b and then m and then w yeah dude three is also the series that it is We don't need to go there. Hey, bro. We don't need to talk about it. It's basically a hatchback. Hey, bro. I got a hatchback. It's all good. You know? Hey, what kind of car is your dream car? No, just say a hatchback, yo.

I love a hatchback. Yo, I love me a hatchback. Watch your mouth. I basically got a minivan. Yeah. I basically got a minivan. And not even like the seven or the five. I got the 3

Fit into all the spaces You know what I mean Little parking spot says compact I got it I'll take it from here You know what I'm saying What Dove Dove's kind of beat me

Dove was like Oh you think you're gay What did you get Dove I got a Mini Cooper convertible Bro he got Mini in the word, dude. Yeah. Mini in the title, dude. Embarrassing, bro.

Who would do that? Golden Doodle. Yorkie. A Yorkie named Cookie. I have a teacup Yorkie that I've adopted. Okay? And then the Doodle, we already told the story, but you almost killed it. We'll save that for another podcast

I didn't like the competition You got a mini Cooper bro Mini Cooper You think he's trying to compensate? Drop top Huh? No he's eating my schmackle You think he's trying to compensate?

We good He's trying to compensate For being fat For being Oh That's a shot fired Yo Doug was flabbergasted That you said that son

Yo My man's gas I beat you in pull-ups in Austin. No. Yo, that is true. He didn't call you the F-word, Dub. He didn't call you the F-word. I don't know if you heard it.

He did it the most polite way, but Dub was yanking his fat ass up, but I think there is some advantage. No, no. I think he does have some advantage. He bent the bar down, so it actually was easier for him, I think. I was thinking that there was some momentum thing he was doing where if he got a little bit of tug up, his titties would just levitate and do the rest. What if he just lifted his chin up and his nose went over the bar?

That's what I was doing. I was doing that. And what I would do is when I get the nose over the bar, I just breathe in and it sucks in the rest of my body. I think Dove was stuck in orbit and it kind of just pulled him up a little bit. Beat both of you, by the way. Yeah, he destroyed both of us. Dove is the most infuriating human being because he's so effeminate and yet will beat most people and most masculine things. Like in terms of crushing pussy, none of anybody has a chance, but he'll be super gay about it. So it's like, wait a minute, you were going after a girl with another guy and then that guy is gonna have

to explain to his friends why you ended up sleeping with that girl and i'd go to get my nails done with that girl the next day yeah gotta keep she'll regret it these girls regret it because he'll like judge their house he'll be like oh like this is how you design it like what is this ikea yeah like those are cabinet oh that's an interesting choice. You'll see things like that. Like, oh, did you choose that? Oh, okay. Do you pay for the manicure the next day? Nope.

I take it. Unless they want a complicated thing. No, in and out. And they clean out under their nails. Sounds like you're hiding evidence, though. I don't know. Hey, you paying for dinner tonight, bro. Oh, that's right.

You paying for dinner tonight. With Andrew's credit card I just took a picture of. Bro, this guy found a way to get my credit card so many fucking times. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. I don't even want to get into it. We've got LeBron James to talk about. Did you guys all see the video?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But would you get head from short? Let's keep it a stack of lack right now. You've got to break down the story. You've got to break down.

Okay. I can't. I honestly can't. She was yelling, and I just kept seeing it. I was like, how does her lips even separate, dude? Look at how big these lips are, dude. This was crazy. I thought she was from Space Jam.

I'd like to Space Jam my fucking... You want to jam into the space in her face? 100%. I mean, wow. Okay, so basically this woman was sitting courtside with her husband. Yeah, he's like a businessman in Atlanta. Pretty sure, yeah, he was the one with the tickets. What makes you think that?

You said tickets or titties. He was the one with the titties. He's the one with the titties. Alex is the one with the titties. Yo, Al, you are stacked. Son, you are stacked. Yo, real talk, if you waxed your chest,

we could take salacious photos and leak them on the internet 100%. Say what? Bro, I might have too much girth. Son, that was insulting to my girth, bro. I might be too girthed out for you. Son, nah.

He's got that tick on the roga, bro. I got that snapple, bro. I got that raspberry, dude. I got some snapple raspberry for you. If it was your nose, it might not fit. There's no way I could nose tip you. 100% no way. I could nose-tiddy. Yeah, you couldn't. A hundred percent no way. I have your titties looking sideways.

But in all seriousness, Ali's got a bar day. Now, this chick back here with the labios, she's got a great set of lips on her. Okay? This is just so crazy, man. This is your thing. It is. Why would it not be my thing? You love fake lips.

You're a weirdo. Listen, I don't... All right. We in Miami. Well, I'm supposed to lie. I'm supposed to start the podcast in Miami by lying, Akash. Is that what I'm supposed to be? I'm supposed to be acting like I'm someone I'm not sitting here in a Cuban knit fucking

T-shirt. I'm supposed to be a fake person drinking the rocks tequila. Repost. Yeah, they should put an embargo on your outfit right now so this girl was sitting next to her very uh wealthy husband who felt entitled enough to talk shit to lebron james okay now i'm the type of motherfucker. LeBron got them both thrown the hell out. Okay. She started talking shit to LeBron.

She was defending her husband. He says he did not. He said, I didn't want them to get thrown out. Yeah. I mean, he said he didn't think that they should get thrown out. After the fact. But he was like, yo, they were the ones talking reckless. They were talking crazy. Now, she alleges that he said some wild shit back to her.

He says, shut the fuck up, bitch, is what she said. And low-key, coming from someone who's been heckled at the comedy shows, I've reacted in a similar way. Some would say worse. There are some clips we cannot put out.

Oh, man. I wish you pushed that button. It's ready to go. Anytime you're ready. You're talking about the DC one, right? Philly. You talked about it on theC. one, right? No, Philly. Philly. You talked about it on the pod. Oh, that one was crazy. That one I fell in love with.

That was a waitress, right? We could push that button. What was it? It was like his wife committed suicide or something? What was the thing that happened? Probably Abby. You kicked her out of the show. You became a werewolf.

You became a dead wife. You became a werewolf halfway through the show. I turned. I changed. That's what it was. It was terrifying. And you know what? It is what it is, but it also happened in D.C.

Yeah. You remember in D.C. with that one girl? Which one? We didn't even make it as part of the crowd work special because we were all like, everything is good up until here, and then it's too crazy. Yeah, sometimes. It was wild in D.C., but she was a wild girl. And she wasn't stacked with no DSLs like this girl right here.

Some no lip bitch fucking shit to me. You gonna have some no lip fucking Coco animation looking bitch. Goddamn Edward Scissor Lips, bro. You can't be talking shit like this. Get out of here. Come on now. No, bro. Look like a freshly shaved pussy, bro.

You need that bow. You need that. That bow. All right, guys, let's take a break real quick. And let's talk about the most crippling debt that maybe exists and it's fucking cruel. The way they do you with student loans. But we are here to help. It's a pandemic.

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Real talk. I can't even say what I want to say because it's incriminating. But you can find anybody's OnlyFans on Reddit. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? You found Al's OnlyFans? No, I don't pay for it. No, but anybody's OnlyFans on Reddit.

You know what I'm saying? Let me just say it's not OnlyFans. You know what I mean? It's more... Reddit as well. Yeah. Basically, Dove shared an OnlyFans from some twinsies. Oh. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Oh, both of Dove's sisters? You would find a way around paying these hoes. That's such a Dove move, ain't it? Really is a Dove move. It's on brand as fuck

But he busted out the nudes From These little chickerinis Yes maybe Maybe they're not we're not exactly sure And you see You see vagine from the front You don't see it open but you see it from the front

Bro Bro a little oatmeal cookie sandwich. What? A little oatmeal cookie cream pie. A little oatmeal cream pie. A little Debbie? A little Debbie? A little Debbie.

She had a little Debbie down there. Oh, is that what you got? An oatmeal cookie sandwich? Is that what you're working with down there? Oh. Oh, boy. Hey, I don't know exactly what i'm talking about you know when you sitting when they looking at you straight and then you're like oh is there a little plastic

packaging on that because you got an oatmeal cookie sandwich i don't know why duff would do this I don't know why Dub would do this That's disrespectful for Dub I'm mad you said it My way son That would be Too much

You think Serge You think got that plasty Say what Did she get the plasty The snip snip Oh you think she got Some sort of surgery On her vagine

Have you heard of this I have Okay yeah That's my I have heard of such a thing. Do you think that's what happened? You're saying that like you haven't. You can do whatever you want to the outside,

but if the inside don't feel good, I don't know what you could do to the inside. Can you make the inside snatch? Can you make the inside pop? Yeah, you work on your pelvic floor. You work on your what? Your pelvic floor. You do Kegels.

You work on your pelvic floor? Mm-hmm. Kegels? Fellas? Why you put an extra c in there kegels kegels yeah all i'm trying to say is i don't know what my girl's been doing her pelvic floor her ceiling or the walls but come on i be coming fast lately guys i come i think i need to be in a colder time zone. I really do. Is it time zone? No, it's time zone. It's time zone. I think my longitude or latitude is off, bro. In the north, it's like your dick is frozen, and then it thaws inside, and that gives you a little extra time. It's like a defrost.

When you're in Miami, it's good to go. Maybe all of our dicks got bigger because of heat. Mine didn't. Okay. Message. Message. Hey, boys, we back. We in Miami. Shout to your pelvic floors, you fucking sluts.

What? Not all of them got pelvic floors this lit. Do you know what I mean? Some of them out here in the... The old wood, bro. them out here in the the old wood bro son they might have the old wood you know it's possible that they got a little uh what's the apartment where they got the big ceilings loft loft some of y'all got a loft yeah some of y'all got a pelvic loft you'd be in the pelvis like yo there's some room in here Is this a carport? You got a trundle bed somewhere

Alright so LeBron James Yeah Wrong for Wrong for kicking this little girl out No Fuck this bitch Whoa bro

Bro bro Yeah Bro we in Florida bro That's someone's wife dude Yeah that's a rich guy's wife No it ain't someone's wife That was a rich guy's wife. No, it ain't someone's wife. That was a rich guy's wife. That's his piece.

That can't be his wife. It was his wife. That's why she was barking for so much. She was like, you're not going to talk shit about my man. Low key. She's a ride or die, bro. I respect her. Yeah.

She going to get her husband killed. Like, those are the type of girls that get their husband killed. Yeah, bro. Yeah. Because she got to recognize who her husband is fighting against. He said, I will fuck you up. It's like, bitch, stop. Just stop. But now you're going to put me in a situation where I got to recognize who her husband is fighting against. He said, I will fuck you up. It's like, bitch,

stop. Just stop. But now you're going to put me in a situation where I got to fight for you. LeBron James would dunk her. We was both trying to walk away from this. A 70-year-old

versus LeBron James. I know, son. That's crazy. Who do you think got that in a fair one? If they were shooting a fair one, who do you think got that?

I'll give it to him. No, I'll give it to the shorty. No. She looked feisty, son. You think she feisty? You think she's feisty? You think they start wrestling and she just starts sucking right down? She can take so many punches to the face, bro. You say punches or dicks?

Both, bro. No, but the punches, the lips, they almost act like a buffer. She got the airbag. It's true. That's true. Bro, you got to look at her lips. They look like an airplane pillow, dude. It's unbelievable.

I love them. You would wrap it around your neck to take a nap? More than neck guys guys i'm engaged yeah that's yeah you guys are crazy once we got to miami y'all started acting crazy you started acting crazy no this motherfucker found a way to match a yankee fitted to a floral shirt i don't know how the hell this guy got it in him i don't know how i'll start playing songs so point is, we've got a few different people here that we have to talk about. One, LeBron James, is he wrong for kicking people out? Never. Nah.

Honestly? He's the franchise. He's the venue, bro. He's the franchise. It's his venue. He's the reason y'all came to the fucking thing and decided to almost get Corona in the first place. Yep. And if you are talking crazy to him, that's not what you paid a ticket price for.

Yep. You're not paying to talk shit to the athletes. Nope. What are you paying for? You're paying to watch the fucking game. Kick your ass out if you make him feel uncomfortable. Now, so the dude, cornball. The chick standing up for her man.

Yeah, she's dope. I respect it. She doesn't realize the cost of that sometimes. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. She's going to get him into a fight that he's going to have to take. And he's going to get his ass whooped. And he's going to get his ass whooped. And he looks like he can handle himself, so she's going to get more bold.

And she probably sees a bunch of people being sycophantic to him on a regular. Some rich dude. Sycophant. Sycophantic. And you know whoever gave him that hookup from courtside seats, he ain't getting it back. You don't think he's getting it back? He's paying crazy bread. He's not going to get it back.

Come on, dogs. How is he even in there? The fucking stadium was empty. That's how rich he is, dog. But it's Atlanta. You're allowed to have some, which is so stupid because if you... Yeah, but bro, I think they're allowed doing like partial seating or whatever, but it's so dumb because if you really thought that

if you really thought that these people in the stands could potentially infect the players... Why would you have them close to the players, right? You put them in the back, not in the front row. It's called court side. Literally. You're on the side of the court. Come on, yo.

And that's where they got her. She took her mask off and it's like, yo, you're too close to have a mask on. Thank God, though. Thank God. Thank God. Imagine that mask trying to hold that thing, bro. That's like me trying to talk with a mask. My nose be popping out like, what's going on over here?

Yeah. Uh-huh. You know what I'm saying? She has the your nose of. Uh-huh. She has the your nose of lips. Say what? She has the your nose of lips. Can you say this, Doves? Yeah. She got the Doves nose of Andrew's nose.

Come on. This is bullying, guys. I tried. I tried. I'm the one with the machete. I was just tagging your joke. Oh, thanks. Cheers.

Hey. Yeah. So she's kind of about it. She gonna get her man in trouble the thing that i find interesting is this i asked mark i was like yo can you find out what her man said were you able to i couldn't find what he said okay but i know what she said now do you know what lebron said back i heard i looked this up according to there's an article this is all according to right i'm not trying to interrupt okay but usually if anybody says anything in the nba there's a camera angle that captures it yeah right that's why you see the players talking with their jersey over their mouth because they know they're always being filmed in there no matter what they say. I find it a little bit, a little bit interesting,

to say the least, that when LeBron James allegedly says, fuck you, bitch, to some lady in the crowd, there's not a single angle of him saying it. I feel like if this was maybe a six man on a team, maybe some bench player, there might be an angle of him saying, fuck you, bitch, with some audio. Yeah.

Do you think we'll ever see that angle? I don't think it exists. I don't think it exists. This is why she's called Courtside Karen, because this is what Central Park Karen did is, oh, I was being threatened by this man. So you think she's making it up? She's trying to get out of trouble. Yeah.

Oh, I think. Like the whore that she is. Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude, dude, she's a married woman, bro. Yeah, that's some guy's. She's not married. Bro, she's making it up? She's trying to get out of trouble. Yeah. Like the whore that she is. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dude, dude. She's a married woman, bro. She's not married. Bro, she's more married than you and your girl. There ain't no Hindu ceremony.

They don't got no promise rings. They don't got nothing. Bro. You got to be respectful. She's loving this. Be respectful, dog. That is some guy's cum dumpster, bro. You got to.

Come on, bro. Come on, dude. You can't just be talking crazy, dude. Yo, you're right. My bad. I just't just be talking crazy, dude. You're right. My bad. I just realized you were talking crazy. No, I didn't. This is so insane the way you're talking about women.

We're in Miami. We respect women down here. We would never objectify women. Nope. That's not why we would come to Miami for. There are women out here walking around in bandage dresses, and we are to respect them. Yes. We're not supposed to look at their bodies and object.

God damn, bro. bro you know she put on the the most like beautiful filter she could find no that's just what she looks like that's called white women bro oh my gosh i'm on i get it now i'm on i get it now bro i see it he gets tricked by instagram filter by filters he gets that's a filter he gets a filter he gets tricked by Instagram filters. He gets tricked by filters. That's a filter? That's a filter. Come on. He gets tricked on the internet more than anyone I've ever met. Yo, yo, yo, yo. The funniest one? Do you remember the funniest one? What are you talking about, man?

Mark's hair is gay or something. I'm talking about Mark's hair. Come on, Mark. I hate you. The funniest one. Do you know what I'm talking about? Okay, so it's 10 o'clock at night. We get a message in the group chat.

It's me, Andrew, Alex. Andrew goes, guys, emergency. We all look at our phones. I didn't say emergency. He said emergency, SOS, exclamation point, emergency. We all look at our phones. I didn't say emergency. He said emergency, SOS, exclamation point. And then we all looked at our phones. There's a screenshot from a DM that he got from Instagram support

with a little blue check. With a blue checkmark. Blue check, legit blue check, Instagram support. Instagram support, blue checkmark. Follow account's kind of low, but also, who follows Instagram support? That's weird. I would never follow Instagram support. That's not something you click follow on. It's completely reasonable. I didn't's weird. I would never follow Instagram support. That's not something you click follow on. It's completely reasonable.

I didn't say merch. I didn't say SOS. Yes, you did. 7,000 followers and you guys are making up this shenanigans. He said, guys, I need help, okay? How did he get a motherfucking bullet card? Okay? So we look at it and the message says, you have copywritten stuff on your page.

You have to pull it down immediately. If you don't respond to this and log in and clear your name, we're going to delete your account of 48 hours. Okay. I got one of those from Michael Rappaport's account. Well, I guess better. I didn't know if it was fake, but I ain't responding to Michael fucking Rappaport. What the fuck kind of dork do I look like? Put your mask on.

Hold on. I got one of them from his account too. Yo, my man is trying to get us, yo. He was high. Okay, Andrew. Yeah, you just realized now. Andrew's like, thanks, Michael. Appreciate that. He's always looking out for us.

You've always been the best friend to me. I thought Mike was like, he's a good guy. I really thought Mike was like, yo, they're really getting on accounts these days. They're shutting people down. I mean, in my mind, I'm like, they took down Trump. We're next, guys. So we look at the name on

Instagram is Instagram support. But then we looked at the at, the handle. Obviously, Instagram is going to give you freedom to express yourself in whatever way you would want to express yourself. That's what Instagram is about, as a platform. It's giving power to the people. Robin Hood. The handle's name is Thomas

Mosquito. Son, I don't know where it's from you could be turkish mosquito mosquito is a reason your last name is gaganon if somebody messaged me from gaganon i'd probably be like oh this is a fake account mosquito is at least a real thing that's a fucking animal oh man it's an insect you really did hit the like emergency like you opened it up with yo emergency like that was hilarious even crazier is someone legit got into my email i didn't even tell y'all this the other day someone emailed me on my email i only found in spam he's like i got your email password and it was my password and i was like man what

y'all gonna to do with that? What would you even do with it? Like, you going to look through my emails, bro? Like, come on. And I didn't send it to y'all. That's the one you sent. That's the one you sent. No. Yes.

I got enough of both of you. Akash, defend me, Akash. What's wrong with you, dude? Jesus. Right, right, right. Come on. These guys are going crazy, Akash. Defend me.

That's why we have a fucking sword stop pointing the sword at me yo point is she got mad filters on her shirt's sparkling bro yeah what dude jesus christ that's just her skin glistening yeah her eyes sparking i love her she is a hot piece Nah dude I found out she's like 24 years old She said she's 25 She's 24? Everybody find her Cause she keeps saying She's 25

And everybody's like Bitch you 40 I have a kid on Instagram I went to her Instagram Oh we can't make fun of She has a child No but what I'm saying is You can't be 24

But your kid is like 9, 10 But also think about How many kids she swallowed Yeah Think about that number. That's another thing that you're not considering. This is a real woman that has feelings, okay?

She does, and she was insulted by LeBron James. That's what's important. This is a walking glory hole that deserves respect. Wow. Mark, is she married? Is she married? You saw her. She's married to the guy.

That's her husband, dude. This is Atlanta. It's different down there. He's 70. She's 25. My kid's about nine. She's not husband, dude. This is Atlanta. It's different down there. He's 70. She's 25. The kid's about nine. She's not 70. No, he's 70.

He's 70. She's 25. The kid's nine? I think somewhere like eight or nine. There's no way. So she was 16 years old? He should be locked up

if that's the case. There you go. One of those. Either she's lying about her age or he's a criminal. One of those two. One of those two, Al.

That's crazy what you just said. Can you back it up? We're in Miami. Yeah, that's a good point. of those two. One of those two, Al. That's crazy what you just said. Can you back it up? We're in Miami. Yeah, that's a good point, dude. I think he just backed it up. I think he just backed it up. We're in Miami.

All right, so then it's definitely true. Yeah. All right, fair enough. Okay, get this girl off the screen before I unbutton my pants. Okay? It's crazy. Yo, you know what bothers me about this guy Is he's like Atlanta rich Where he thinks he's

The hottest shit in the world And if you move to like New York Everybody's like Alright plebeian Like get the fuck out of my face You're a little 10 million dollars Suck my dick Yeah

You're not powerful bro Yeah Yo What happens if you move From New York to Miami What are you then Paying two rents baby Kings

Motherfucking kings Kings bro Two mortgages out this bitch. For everybody but me who got out of his lease. Yo, Akash got out of his lease, so I'm like furious. I was really looking forward to you being perturbed for the entire month. When I told you I had just signed a lease, all you said is, good, now we're all paying double rent.

That's all you said. Technically, I'm the only one paying double rent. Somehow. Yeah, good for you only one paying double rent somehow. Yeah, good for you. You fucks. It was your choice. I guess you're right. But what a good move this was. It was a great move.

It was a great move. We got me on, dog. We got the Illest Two Studios in podcast. Yeah, it is true, man. It is true. And this is number one. What? WTF Media is up there.

Yo, yo, yo. You got some cops. Who? Stop, stop, stop. Who? Stop, stop. Who? WTF Media is up there Yo yo yo Stop stop He's saying WTF Media Y'all got no sliders at WTF Y'all got no teleprompters This is what happens Yo this is WTF Media Without Weezy

I just want to let you know what it could be She holding you back Didn't you set up this studio Weezy set up that little count chocula shit come on you see edin behind the board starting the episode in three shout out to everybody thank you come on ed. Come down to Miami. Be with your people. We'll hire you. We'll hire you away from Alex to work with Alex. What a wild poach, dude. I know, dude.

You told us you liked him. You told us he's really good. All right, guys. We're going to take a break for a second. Now, usually I'm not dressed like a Cuban domino champion, okay? Usually I'm out there looking sexy, and it's because I got my basics on point, and where do I get my basics?

I get them from Mack Weldon, all right? It's simple as that. I need my tee. I need a hoodie. I need socks. I need any of my male essential basics. I get them from Mack Weldon. It is that simple.

Why would I go to 15 different fucking websites to get things that look good and are comfortable and feel good and fit right? You go to one place, you get the best fabrics, you get the best fit, you get the best feel. It doesn't fall apart like all the other basics that you get from these other places. They fall apart after two washes.

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Sorry. We got March, April, May, more stuff. Very excited. Big announcement coming up soon. That'll be in maybe a few weeks, maybe even a few months, but we'll get you there. But go check it out. Salt Lake City, it's sold out.

Columbus might be sold out already. There's a few more that we haven't added to the website, but we're going to add to them very soon. Yeah, tickets are going. It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy out already. There's a few more that we haven't added to the website, but we're going to add to them very soon. Yeah, tickets are going. It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy out there. I mean, look, there's lower capacity and more interest. So it's GameStop out here, baby.

Let's supply more demand. Let's burst the bubble. Whatever that shit is. Bitcoin. No, we're Bitcoin. We're something real. Yeah. Anyway, go check it out.

We love you. We appreciate you. We'll see you on the road. It's going to get crazy. Now, let's get back to the show. All right. So let's talk about this. Do we even talk about Bezos?

Yeah. He said he's going to be president. So I think that's what the move was. I would love a Bezos-Trump election or Bezos-Cuban election, I mean. That shit would be so lit. Bezos and Cuban going at it. I just think it's interesting to see him step away. I don't know. I think anyone

that has a ton of money sees Trump and goes it's not worth it. They gotta look at that guy. I think it's the opposite. I think they have such egos they say I could do that better. Maybe. Howard Schultz thought he could. Howard Schultz thought he could but cornball dog.

Fucking cornball. He's a cornball isn, but cornball, dog. Fucking cornball. He's a cornball, isn't he? Sorry, we the cornball. This is the Starbucks guy? Fucking cornball, yo. The Starbucks dog. Seattle, get out of here, you cuck. Fucking nerd.

I don't care about the people. Nah, nah, nah. That sounds like a great show. Nah, nah, that's done. Nah, you all got the new updates. Yeah, now that we updated, it's fuck Starbucks. Coffee, bean all day. Eat a dang a lot.

That's what I'm talking about. Let's go. You say it like that. I'm all, fuck Starbucks. Remember how racist Starbucks was? Yeah. Remember that? Remember that?

Coffee, bean, never done that? And his black hair's three bucks. And his black hair's three bucks. Fuck Howard Schultz, yo. Yeah. Fuck you. All you got is a name. You not even my favorite Schultz.

Thank you. I hope. I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. Bro, I got $250 on a Starbucks cup. Have you had these cup of chinos?

This guy's amazing. Oh, man. But if you're right on Bezos, who are the two people that won COVID? Bezos for the Democrats. And on the right side, who could win? Governor of Florida, DeSantis. DeSantis finna get that motherfucking run. That would be a battle.

If you want to talk about a political insider that could do it, it's DeSantis. Now, DeSantis is governor. Where do you go from governor? El presidente. It's the only president. And you've actually, you've watched literally the entire world move to Florida. Right? Like, low-key, there's a meme going

around that's like, Florida's number one realtor of the year. And it's a picture of Cuomo. But the same thing with Newsom and all these guys. You've literally seen the entire world move out here. And more people are going to move. We're going to see it.. But the same thing with Newsom and all these guys. Like, you've literally seen the entire world move out here and more people

are going to move. We're going to see it. In the next couple months you're going to see it. We trendsetters, baby. I mean, obviously, we're a little late

on the trend, but we, you know, we didn't tell motherfuckers to like do it and be like, this is how it's done. Bro.

I mean, this is how it's done. We're Christopher Columbus, bro. We showed up, we're like, yo, we invented Miami.

And there was people here already who were like, yo, shut up indians yeah i like this strategy uh-huh so we're gonna colonize miami bro dove already colonized in the studio you have a machete dove got this studio and then looked at the one next door and was like we need that one too and i swear to god i was like it's a white thing huh that you just like need as much space because andrew was

like stop giving all our negotiation tactics up bro we still gotta get that studio shout to ampersand studios man thank you so much for housing us yo shout to matthew man a shout to matthew's homie that put uh him on to us. Didn't that happen coincidentally? Come on, Dove. I just do old Matthew. Yo, Dove, that's fucked up that you don't listen to Matthew. Emily was smart enough when

we started discussing deal terms. She reached back when she found out flagrant too. Shouts to Matthew. Shouts to the homie. Shouts to all of us. The army for making it popular enough that we got a deal on a studio. That's the move. The out to the homies. Shout out to all of us. The army for making it popular enough that we got a deal on a studio. That's the move. The army. Hey, bro.

Shout out to all of us, dog. Shout out to all of us. Shout out to Schultz, Howard, and Andrew. We're a team. We're all part of it. Hey, we're all part of it. Honestly, if you think about it. How much fucking Casamigos, whatever the fuck.

I'm not drinking a lot. We came in here in the middle of the night. We took half of the furnishings and we brought it into our studio. Bro, we got to get Matthew on. So we got whole ass plants, giant plants. We got to get Matthew in here one of these days because it is hilarious.

Y'all look in at the studio right now and it looks like we bought all this shit. I'm going to just say, be honest, we got the wallpaper from Bezos. We got the sign. We got to shout out to my boys. Oh my God, I got to get just say, be honest, we got the wallpaper from Bezos. We got the sign. We got to shout out to my boys. Oh, my God, I got to get this right, man, because this is vintage something. I got to get it right.

Proceeds to not even get close. I'm going to get this right, man. No, because they came through and they made this fucking sign for us. On short notice, too. On short notice. They were the only ones at underscore vintage roots fire honestly the sign is fire they came through they made this shit everybody else was going to take two weeks gonna take three weeks they literally stopped production made this sign in two days

you gotta mold all this neon and piping and everything that's amazing what they did i've never made a sign but i think so and uh they got it to us and they beat us down here with the sign. Yeah. So thank you so much for that. But back to us taking everything from this space. We walk into this amazing space, Ampersand Studios. Unbelievable space in Miami. Very generous to host us.

Very generous to host us. We come in in off hours. Okay. It's closed. No one's here. The whole place is closed. Oh, no. We start taking, I mean, the desk, the trees, these lights that don't even work.

Yeah. They were working when we took them. Okay. Some things have changed in the process. Yeah. All I'm saying is we made this place absolutely beautiful. We got the sound panels. You can't even see it.

If you look over my left shoulder, another cool little thing. Ow, are we there? Yeah. You think they see it? Yeah. That's what's up okay now move away if they didn't see it

they didn't see it go to the super wide you see another ill ass I mean go to that super wide bro oof oof you seen him oo wee

oo wee all I'm trying to say is and a nice gate too they got a nice gate out here Mark Dunn ran over the gate this guy day two this guy

I walk I'm in here early before all them, obviously. First person in, last person out. I don't know if that's always true. He said this the other day when we were packing up the studios. Yo, first person in? I just looked at Miles. See that beamer leaving

last. The hatchback of Notre Dame, bro. Just fucking zipping out of here. Hair lights. So, first person in. He just comes in so he can make a list of shit y'all did wrong to yell at you about. And then he leaves. Bro, this guy's the best, bro.

Get it together. We're sweating. We're putting up the sign. Me and Miles, it's so hot outside. We're in Florida. She was crook. Andrew walks in and goes, what's up, guys? Hey, Mark.

So how'd you choose to line up the sign like that? That's my polite way of saying, you done fucked it up. You done fucked it up. Wasn't there an impression of Andrew yelling at people? I don't even understand. Help me understand what made you think this was the way you were supposed to do it. Just walk me through. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, just walk me through. No, no, no, no, no. Just answer this. Just walk me through what you were thinking when you decided to do it this way. That's all I want to know. Unbelievable. I just got PTSD. Unbelievable.

Unbelievable. Unbelievable is something I do. Unbelievable. I just can't even fathom what made you think. What was I saying about? I don't know. We've all just taken it from you at some point, which is, I just, just, I don't know. It's usually not towards you guys.

Is it that? Not much of me. No, I wish it was towards us. It's always towards, like, the most benign shit ever. It's like the wallpaper. It's, like, not fitting perfectly. It's unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Yeah, like, if something is, like, put somewhere wrong, I just don't understand. And Andrew has a funny temper because you'll never actually get mad. He'll just say the emotion he's feeling. I only get mad if I'm on Adderall. When I was on Adderall, I started to get a little snappy. Actually, though, in fairness. Shout out, Jax. I got snappy, dude.

In fairness, if it's a serious thing, he doesn't get mad. The only time you took Adderall was Netflix, right? And. Tuesday. Yeah, every day since then. Fight the addiction. That's how you drive from New York to Miami. Let's go. In three days. Yeah, you'll just say. Fight the addiction. That's how you drive from New York to Miami. Let's go.

In three days. Yeah, you'll just say. Three days. That's so long. Five hours a day. Unless you do it with your wife. On Adderall. That's what the problem was.

Oh, that's the problem. Man, it's hard being in a car, you know, with all the dogs. I wasn't on Adderall. You were just on drugs the whole time. I wasn't on Adderall. My dogs were on drugs. I did drug my dogs. PETA, come for me. I don't even carederall. He was on drugs all the time. I wasn't on Adderall. My dogs were on drugs. I did drug my dogs. PETA, come for me.

I don't even care. They were on the bennies. Benzos? Benadryl. Not benzos. I wish I had benzos. If I could have knocked them out completely,

I would have. I love that. Drugged up dogs? Love. Keep going what you're talking about. All Andrew will do is just go, I'm fucking furious right now.

I mean, I'm literally shaking. I've never been more mad than mine. When he won't actually get mad, he'll just say the emotion. In defense, if it's a serious thing, he doesn't get mad. Because Andrew had the right to be seriously mad at me a few times. When you fuck up, when you run through the gate of the place that we just came in and ransacked for our studio, when there's nothing else that we could go on, when Dove literally goes, guys, all right,

we took a lot of things from the living area. Why don't we just play it cool? Let's just play it cool today. He texts us that morning and goes, guys, best behavior today. Lower the temperature. That's what he does. Best behavior.

We didn't come to Miami for low temperature. You're right about it. We're in a city where the heat is on. Welcome to Miami. Okay. So you come in. You say, and your little fucking feel bad for me voice. I've never done that.

Yeah. He goes, he calls me Drew. Never calls me Drew. He goes, Drew, I'm sorry, man. I ran through the gate. I go, what? I go, what do you mean? You ran through it. He goes, I was in the U- do you mean? He ran through it.

He goes, I was in the U-Haul, and I just ran through the gate. That's pretty spot on. But you know the feeling when you smoke, and then you try to act not high? That's what happens when you crush the gate with U-Haul. Because I was like, how do I act like I didn't just crush the gate with U-Haul? And was I angry? No. And you weren't.

And when I got crushed by a car? When you got hit by a car on my bike and ruined my bike? In a hit and run? How sympathetic of you. He's not sympathetic. He's never sympathetic. But not that angry, though. You know who I'm sympathetic with? I got hit. No, I got hit.

I got hit. You ran the fucking light. There was no light. There was a stop sign. After I got hit, they put it in How you know left octagon Octagon Who told you octagon

So I think Mark has a problem Obviously with driving But also when you fuck up I don't come down I get upset to be honest When people fuck with What we're doing When things are in our control for the most part

i'm not going this is unreal this is fucked up i'm furious but when people fuck with our shit then i get i get a little bit of it's just funny because you just dictate your emotions but don't actually show them yeah it's very rare but when it does come out it comes out, like a cold dinner in New York. It's inhabitable. Uninhabitable. Also that. It's inhabitable and uninhabitable. Yeah, that's how bad it was. I got very upset at that. Dove, what's the most angry you've ever seen?

We're here. What's the angriest you think? No, you don't see me angry. No, no, no. What he's saying is true, but shout out jacks media thousand jacks media they were on the other end with you know a lot of those phone calls but when people fuck with our shit man it needs to you know the law needs to be laid down gotta be handled i'm saying it's got to be handled what did this how did this start where

did we get to this from the santa's gonna be president i think oh yeah i don't know so the santa's i think he got a shot i think that um bezos is definitely gonna go for it i think he's got nothing to lose he's already got the whole scandal out about his wife and the fact that trump had four wives yeah it don't matter it doesn't matter anymore none of this shit matters anymore the morality of it don't matter. It doesn't matter anymore. None of this shit matters anymore. The morality of it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter for the Dems either. No, I think the Dems have been exposed as well. I think people I think they're just like, OK, we voted for Biden because he was the lesser of two evils. political figures for their, you know, past transgressions, be them political or, you know, I guess personal. It's OK as long as they're not as bad as the other guy. So all you got to do is paint the other guys worse. They'll vote.

You think these Dems are going to stop using Amazon? Fuck no. Nope. Yeah. And I'm also I'm trying to find the words for this. But Trump said a lot of things that made him unelectable to anybody on the left. Then we elect Biden. And now we're at war with Afghanistan two weeks in.

So what is Biden? Like, do people care? Does anybody care about anything? Like, I feel like the right wing news should be sticking everything to Biden, but nobody's even talking about it. That's good. Keep going. No, no.

But what does that say? Like, I think no news is good news. Yes, but does that mean that the establishment is kind of on the same side regardless? Like, they could, I think, didn't Biden say $2,000 is coming? No, there's no more $2,000. That's been walked back. Hey, we're not going to intervene in the Middle East anymore. We're going right back out there.

Yeah, I got a plan for the coronavirus. There's nothing we can do about it. There's no plan. Fossil fuels. I'm not going to touch your fossil fuels. We're not going to do any more federal fracking right but this is every election this is every president of course but i guess what i'm saying is like the news in the way that the news is reacting to trump and it was actually really successful in their reaction right regardless if like fox news is on trump's side or not it doesn't fucking matter it's just

they were getting fucking ratings by slamming the other side the right wing news organizations have fodder to slam but then it feels like they're not yeah i kind of feel if i had to assume i think it's just the way biden's going about it because like with the fossil fuel situation he's like he's uh trying to make up the jobs that are going to be lost so he's like yeah we're moving away from fossil fuels but i'm going to put programs in place where uh re re-job training and shit like that so it's kind of like hey i but I'm going to put programs in place where re-job training and shit like that. So it's kind of like, hey, I'm not just going to change some shit like Trump did once he walked in and you got to deal with it. I'm going to be like, all right, I'm about to make some changes and I'm going to try to make it work for everybody. Great point. My only concern is that

usually the news doesn't care about context. Usually they're going to go off the most salacious line. But great point. I just wonder if because Biden is part of the establishment, both parts of the political news aisle are just going, thank God, let's just get shit back to normal. Calm shit down. To the Bezos point, though, what I think hope kind of might happen is people are like, all right, cool. Once we see that it's just back to politics as normal, matter who we elect outside of the outsider i want an outsider i just don't want one as divisive and that's where bezos cuban all those guys to me hit that middle swath of america that's like nah i fuck with this guy he's different but he's not divisive who could

not vote for bezos like that's the thing, yeah. Even Bernie and them, right? Like, Bernie and them are saying $15 minimum wage. So is Amazon. Now, Amazon is doing it to put pressure on their mom-and-pop competitors because the mom-and-pops can't pay $15, but Amazon definitely can. And they're also replacing them with the robotic workforce. Of course, exactly.

They're going to have much less workforce. So whoever is there will pay $15, of course. But if you're a $15 minimum wage loyalist, like the super left people are, they're satisfying it. If you're right wing, this is capitalism on steroids. Yeah. I cannot fathom either side, even the extremes of those sides, objecting to Bezos. Yeah. This is American industry. He's not I don't think in any way he's like kowtowing to China. I think extreme left would still hate him because he's so capitalist

but moderate left? They would. Don't get me wrong. They'd find a way but he is still checking off some of their boxes. I don't think he's running. I think maybe something's coming down the line where it's like he needs to separate himself from the company.

Or it could fuck with Amazon. I agree. I think that's what's coming. What do you think it is? I'm not sure. You know how they were trying to break up these big organizations and shit like that. And you know how the majority of their money

comes from that web shit that they do? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You could be onto something. What if it's a legacy play? What if it's I'm going to get out of my company before it's broken up? Because I don't want to be the guy. Yeah, I think that's brilliant. I don't want to be the guy seated in that position and watch it.

It's not going to crumble, but watch it not become. Fracture. Yes. And I understand that if you're at this point, you have this much money, and all you're concerned about is legacy, I'm out. You can only go down from here in this position right now. Now he gets to go back to Blue Origin, his spaceship. I used to see him at all.

He goes to every event for Amazon Prime and wants to spend money for the content. He wants to now compete with Netflix. Amazon's doing great with the original content. Yes, they are. He's got things to do. It's crazy and a little bit scary how big and good

all these companies are at everything. Like, SpaceX is also Tesla, which they're going to outer space, and then they're going to do solar paneling,

and that's going to be even bigger than the cars. Google's going to make a fucking, they make cell phones, start as an internet provider. God knows what else they're going to do,

self-driving cars. Like, they're just, these companies are making everything. Was it you that said it about Apple, the Apple car? No, it was Miles. That they're poaching. Yeah, they got like this top engineer from Porsche.

Yeah. So Apple is going for it. They're going for it. That's the only way. Now all these companies aren't even competing within their sector. They're competing with the only way. Now all these companies aren't even competing within their sector. They're competing with the other giants. Okay. Do you think that the reason why Bezos was able to step down is because Elon took over the number one spot? Maybe that lifted a burden off him in a certain way where it's like, all right, you know what?

Let's just get the fuck out of here anyway. I think there might be something there. Maybe. I don't know. Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Facts. Well, Elon and Jeff have been going at it for years with SpaceX versus Blue Origin. But Blue Origin ain't doing nothing.

Nothing. Low orbit. What have they done? No, he trolls them. Elon trolls Bezos' product. There's a fundamental difference between those two, right? Where I think Bezos wants to take the resources. I mean the two space ideas.

Bezos wants to take resources from other planets and bring them to Earth, and Elon is like, nah, we're done with Earth. Let's go other places. I think that's the basic difference between the two. I don't know, but I don't trust Bezos like that. I'd fuck with Musk.

I really trust Elon more. Bezos looks like he's a fucking evil genius. Yo, he's Lex Luthor, dog. Yeah, he's trying to kill Superman. Remember Superman's a bad guy? He's trying to steal the moon, bro. That's what this guy's trying to do. Yeah, 100%.

Do you really think? I don't trust him. I don't know why I fuck with Elon Musk. I think because he is more, I see him more as a genius than I do Bezos. Bezos is like, oh, you're great at business. Elon, I'm like, oh, I see how you're a genius. I could be wrong.

He could be a fraud, but that's what I see. They're probably both equally frauds. Yeah. Bezos ain't no fraud in terms of being like his business acumen off the fucking charts no both of them are brilliant people yeah there's no question they're both brilliant people and obviously in order to be that wealthy that you need to have some kind of ethical shortcoming yeah or we maybe just say that and justify it to ourselves maybe that's why we justify why we're not billionaires is because we're ethical

yeah we're ethical human beings i could never do that but then you know you say it all the time it's like we have these cell phones made by fucking slaves yeah like our ethics don't stop us from that yeah so maybe that's how they view themselves they're like hey we're all just part of the system yeah maybe i'm directly asking the slaves to make or telling the slaves to make the phone but we just mind we're doing it indirectly we want to be removed from our immorality by as many degrees as possible. Yeah, that's the American way. It's like we know what fucked up shit has to happen in order for us to have $2 gas. Yep. But we don't want to stop the $2 gas.

Just keep me away from it. Yo, you know what's really funny is like we criticize the super left for that. Yeah. Like we go like this. We go like, yeah, everybody should have health care and everybody should have $15 minimum wage. But how are you going to pay for it? It's like, why don't we ask that question for $2 gas? Oh, shit.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. Like, literally, we have that. We are the spoiled brats not asking how mommy and daddy paid for the house, how they paid for the vacation. Yeah. And we're totally fine with that.

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No, you're looking good. You're looking good. I'm looking a little better. I'm looking a little better. I got to get a little cute. Say what? Get them little A-cups out of here. I know, I know.

Get your solid B-cups. Diesel's, bro. You were struggling during Netflix, but it looks like you're bouncing back. I'm bouncing. That fucking Chick-fil-A on the way down did not help me at all. And I will say this about Chick-fil-A, and I'm a New Yorker, so I don't have Chick-fil-A often. It is a treat if I get to have Chick-fil-A on the way down did not help me at all. And I will say this about Chick-fil-A and I'm a New Yorker,

so I don't have Chick-fil-A often. It is a treat if I get to have Chick-fil-A, but I don't know if it's company culture. I don't know what the fuck it is, but they have an unbelievable way to make you feel like you're in an episode of cheers. It's they're so happy, dude.

They're so happy, but you have to instill that in a worker who's not making that much money. Like maybe it's their HR is really good. I think they have a way of like moving people up that is like a lot of employees end up owning their own Chick-fil-A's or something like that. Like they do their best to practice like their religion essentially within their company. It's unbelievably beautiful. It's like it feels what Christianity is supposed to be.

Yeah. Really, they've modeled the store. Chick-fil-A is the new Christianity. I think it is. Yeah. The body of Christ. Yeah, exactly. But no, it is absolutely delicious.

But more than that, the greeter is kind. Everybody's kind. Just walked outside and just handed us some napkins. Hey, I thought you might want some napkins. Like, you don't have to do that. He's this sweet old man. The people behind the desk, the lady behind the register was kind. And they're good.

It's also partially a Southern thing, I think. Okay, so they're going to be marginally more kind because they're in the South. Yeah. So, comparatively, for New Yorkers, Al's shaking his head, go. No, because, like, they're all over now. They're in New York yeah so comparatively for new yorkers al's shaking his head go not because like they're all over now they're in new york i've been in philly notoriously unfriendly city and i've been like yo this is the nicest i think it's no chick-fil-a is always above the mean in kindness and then judging based on the mean of that place yeah compared to your incredibly rude home state right i wasn't gonna seem like that i went to your incredibly rude home state.

Right. It's going to seem like that. I went to Chick-fil-A in New York and I was like, this seems kind of like any other place in New York. It didn't feel exceptionally nice. Compared to the McDonald's

on West 4th. Al's New Yorker. He eats at McDonald's on West 4th. RIP. It's done. Thank God. Lesbos, find a new place

to get your double fucking cheeseburger. You go to Chick-fil-A in New York You're like this place is incredibly kind And nice Yeah just cause like they don't spit in your fries That's his metric They greet you when you walk in

They're super nice when you're taking your order And like they brought the order out to my car That shit is nice How many sauces you want Everywhere in New York puts you on a fucking allowance. Think about this. Think about how hard it is for us.

Let's say we're doing like a regular work day, right? Think about how hard it is just for us to be nice to one another. Oh, it's so hard. And kind. So hard.

You know what I mean? Like, yeah, we can do it in moments, but the entire day with every single person that we interact with, and that is your job to interact, and you are nice and charming and sweet, no rolling the eyes. There is an insane company culture. I don't know who the fucking CEO of that company is, but they found a way.

Our next president, that's who it is. I think he's got to run for president. That's how he got away with all the little gay shit that they had going on. Well, it wasn't gay at all. He was against homosexuality, and people still were eating at Chick-fil-A. Bro, I bet gay people feel welcome at Chick-fil-A. The food's so good, and the service is so great. I knew a gay kid that used to work there.

Really? And what was his argument? I used to work there. Yeah, I did. No was his argument? Mark. I used to work there. Yeah, I did. No, he was just like. No, it was his boyfriend. He like kind of rationalized it in like an abstract way. He was like, oh, well, they were donating money to a company or to an organization that

was against gay stuff. So they weren't really having a company statement. Right. And everyone there was nice to me. So I don't care. Dude, I'm telling you, he could fucking win. He could win, dude. Dan Cathy.

Is that his name? Dan Cathy could possibly win because obviously he's going to get that evangelical vote. He's going to get the conservative vote because he is a conservative religious man. This is how principled they are. They have a Chick-fil-A inside the Atlanta Falcon Stadium. Not open on Sundays. Unbelievable. Yeah, they're never open on Sundays.

Open for concerts so open for concerts open for any other event if it's monday night football we're open sunday no it was one seventh of their revenue that's wild dog unbelievable and if you're at the fucking falcons football stadium those are your biggest days those eight days you've said this on the podcast before i'm sure but there is nothing more heartbreaking than on a Sunday when you're hung over after you did a gig in Nashville Tennessee and you're at the airport and you see that Chick-fil-A sign in the distance

you don't notice it's closed. And you trick yourself into smelling the fries it's like a mirage. It is a mirage dude and you're like I already ate the tenders I already consumed them and then finding out it's fucking closed on Sunday I think it helps their business. It creates that scarcity.

Oh, yeah. It's like if I'm passing one and it's not a Sunday, I'm like, fuck, I don't know when's the next time I'm going to pass one. So I have to get it. Yo, that's a great point because fast food. I know it's McDonald's. It's like, I can get that whenever. And fast food is based on the idea that you can have whatever you want when you want immediately. McDonald's is a slutty girl.

It's a slut. Yeah. And Chick-fil-a is a twin on rail yeah that's a that's a regular reddit uh only fans that's a reddit only fan um okay so let's do some feelings no facts all right how about this al you want to send us through some feelings no facts real quick um sure i did just want to You want to send us through some Feelers No Facts real quick? I'm sure. I did just want to give a shout out to the person who helped me find a fucking apartment. Tony Billy, his cousin. He's a realtor here.

Man, do that shit on your own. No, no, no. Wait, wait. WTF Media Studio. Help me find an apartment. I'm out here getting raped. You're getting rinsed out. Yeah. Look at Dove taking that l in his face dog you can see in his eyes he got fucked feel like a maryland manson x that's nice a little uh allegedly penthouse is pretty nice but the funniest

thing i heard so he's taking me through this place it's a pretty new building and he's like oh and i guess he didn't realize like part of the ceiling wasn't painted he was like oh you know uh what's in right now exposed cement no way he said exposed cement is in right now because one of the rooms wasn't Asbestosis. How he hit you with the asbestosis? Wear your mask inside. It's not safe out there. Why we gotta wear a mask and when we were in elementary just breathing in cancer balls, they didn't say wear a mask at all, huh? That's why our test scores are so low.

Son, that's a great point. Asbestos, lead paint, we've been getting fucked up 12 years straight. And we're supposed to be scared of corona. Popcorn ceilings. Yeah. Yeah, we all got the hiv too, probably. So you almost spilled the whole coffee, son?

Thank God. Again, do you remember this? I saw that happen in slow-mo. Come on, son. Okay? Which is a retarded gay person. Oh, I thought that was Dove's cousin. Slow-mo.

Slow-mohamed? Slow-mo. Slow-mo. Okay. Let's go. Let Mo. Slow Muhammad? Slow Mo. Slow Mo. Okay. Let's go. Feelings, no facts, Al. So, Chatty House. What's it called?

Clubhouse. Clubhouse. Chatty House. Chatty House. Chatty House. You really demeaned it, dog. I don't want to be on it anymore. I was the guy that heard the news that's like relaying it.

Oh, yeah. Like, yeah, I think I heard. But yeah, they got evaluated at a billion dollars. How you guys feel about that? A billion? A billion. That don't even seem like much to me. Son, that's Instagram 15 years ago. A billion. Give up the time. Motherfucking WhatsApp was

9 billion. Clubhouse, you little piddly ass billion. Bitch ass. Fucking clubhouse. Yo, piddly ass? Sometimes our guys talk so southern it's crazy hey piddly ass how do you spell that p-i-d-d-l-y shit piddly that shit man piddly i never heard that word now but when you say it you know what it means yeah yo he said it yeah that's a billion dogs hey that's your little piddly ass savings you got over there that's what people think of my beamer bro can i even call it a beamer dude

that shit is a beam that's it now you got the beaner bro that's embarrassing a billion um yeah because dude this whole thing is a fucking scam dude all these uh evaluations are a fucking scam. They're just built based on the amount of consumers for the app. So the amount of people who are signed up, subscribers, whatever you want to talk about. But you can buy subscribers, essentially. So they just use all the money that these VCs give them to bump up the subscribers. to bump up the subscribers and then they essentially flip that subscriber rate into getting more money from a new round of investors.

Sorry, finish and then I have a question. All I'm saying is the whole thing is a hustle. And then they IPO and then they get all the money from other people. Exactly. You take that new money and you go, look, you see what we're doing? We're killing it with all these subscribers because the only thing that matters is subscribers. You take that new money from the new series two investors and then you go, look, you see what we're doing? We're killing it with all these subscribers because the only thing that matters is subscribers, right? You take that new money from the new Series 2 investors, right? And then you go and you flip that into an IPO and then you get the suckers, which are us, the retail investors, to pay you or to pay them.

So all the VC guys get paid off and then we're stuck with this IPO that flatlines because they don't actually have a product. Now, I do think Clubhouse might be a little different in terms of people and operating on the platform itself. It seems like it's something novel, and it seems like some people are into. We might have to figure out how to use Clubhouse. Real quick question. Sorry to interrupt.

Do you know who I think might have a piece that got offered a piece early on in this process? Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. Yeah, he did. I knew it because he tweeted about how one tweet that I saw, he was like, I'm on Clubhouse right now. This is it.

This is the future of interacting with fans. This is how you do it. And I always was like, Kevin Hart doesn't do shit like that. And then when you were talking about it, I was like, oh, they must have given him a piece because they know he will get more subscribers and that drives the valuation. Yeah. Shout out to Kevin Hart, by the way, for your apology.

I accept. I accept your apology clubhouse money we dress like jumanji right no but uh kevin has a new show coming out on sirius xm this is quite similar to uh inside jokes our show and uh in name and then he named it Inside Jokes as well. So I was like, come on, bro. You can't even change the name? I get there's similar concepts. I'm totally fine with that. But naming it the same shit,

we don't have millions of views on that bitch. And he was cool enough to put out an apology and be like, yo, my bad. I'm sorry about this. And we're going to change the name. Yeah, that was it. That was a really, I thought, cool thing, stand-up thing. And at the end of the day, you know, we are comics

and this is all we have. We have our ideas. And, you know, it's cool to see. I think a lot of people don't realize that when you're doing a show with a network, there's a rollout planned. Yeah. And to stop a rollout like that

and to stop putting out the, you know, the pictures and images of what this show is, it's costly. And he was willing to do that. And I really appreciate that. Yeah, it's a stand-up thing to do. And I'm not saying that Kev was out images of what this show is, it's costly. And he was willing to do that. And I really appreciate that. Yeah, that's a stand-up thing to do. And I'm not saying that Kev was out there looking at the show going, hey, we should name it Inside Jokes.

But there is somebody on his team that for sure Googled it. I mean, you have to do your due diligence. I can't imagine somebody would work for him and not do their due diligence in terms of project. And I'm sure Kevin spoke to him and was like, yo, you need to do your fucking job. It's your fucking job to make sure this shit don't exist already and it already popping. It might not even have that conversation.

It might have just been you're fired. That is also true. That might have been the combo. You're done. Well, we're hiring over here at Schultz. Clearly you're familiar with us. You love our work. You want to come on board.

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You know what bothers me about this? Is I hate that anytime a black man gets successful, they try to make him gay. I just don't like it. I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. I don't like it I don't like it I don't appreciate it I don't appreciate it Akash had a great take about the Marilyn

Manson Manson accusers I said how vindicated do you think all these girls' fathers must have felt like I've been

warning you about this and what their daughters went through but at the same time they're like I didn't tell you allegedly allegedly can't trust a guy that wears face makeup i tried to tell you i mean wild ass boy allegedly all

these things are alleged no there's a there's a lot of a lot of stories that came out a lot of stories that came out you know what i mean army hammer they was there was crazy shit that came out with him we thought it was all a joke when we recorded yeah and then the images coming out where he's burning out, burning these chicks. Maybe he was just trying to start a black fraternity and he was letting white women. Yeah.

Possible. Yo, the Q dogs. Armie Hammer is just a Q dog. I like that picture of him standing over them like this. Yeah. Omega baby. That's all it is.

All right. What else we got out? Did we talk about Ghislaine Maxwell? Ghislaine Maxwell, apparently her lawyers are just grasping at everything, and they're trying to get her case thrown out because the jury selection or whatever, the jurors weren't diverse enough. Yeah, you know what? That wasn't diverse enough?

The bitches that you were feeding to Epstein. How about throwing some old hoes in there? That'd be nice if they were diverse in terms of age. That's the beauty of identity politics, though, is that you can use it as a tool to just get anything removed or as an attack on something that you don't like. You know what I mean? This is what happened with Wall Street Bets.

Yeah, they started calling them alt-right. They had a discord. This is crazy. Basically, they say the word retard, and they call each other smooth brain and all that kind of stuff. Smooth brain. Yeah. And they have just these insults to each other,

like, man, I'm autistic, blah, blah, blah. And that's their culture. And so as a way to censor the Discord is they said, oh, it's hate speech. We pulled it off Discord. There's a specific thing that they pulled off, actually. They had some sort of word generator that was in the discord so it was something automated it wasn't even what the people were saying

it was an automated thing that ended up saying the n-word so some bot and it was a bot but it wasn't a bot as in like i'm gonna be a fake subscriber it was some sort of like remember when you can like find your rap name and you type something in and then it shoots out? Yeah. It was super removed from people actually saying things. It wasn't even that they're using the word retard, et cetera. It was some sort of automated program spit out, I guess, the N word or another offensive word, and based on that, they shut down the Discord.

And then they got it back up, by the way. And probably because Elon said corporate, whatever, got to discord as well. Shame. But that's just like, that's just using identity politics to like, pull shit off.

It's not only identity politics, dude. That's like, I mean, that's like classic, like silencing. Yeah. Right?

I mean, that's what Jimmy Kimmel was doing, essentially. You see his little fucking corporate tap dance. The mean, that's what Jimmy Kimmel was doing, essentially. His little fucking corporate tap dance. The Russian, the Russian interference behind Wall Street bets is like you are fucking tap dancing, dude. You're tap dancing for corporate interests. You fucking phony. Yeah. And then he Jon Stewart supported Jon Stewart, the fucking goat. One of the most pure guys from everything I've heard. Yeah. He's tweeted in support of Wall Street bets.

And then Kimmel was like, at real Donald Trump, is that you? Fuck you. Yeah. Fuck you. It was trash. Someone commented and took his blackface picture, sent it to him and goes, Jimmy Kimmel, is this you? It's a shame that that's when he was funniest. Yeah.

It's hard. But blackface Jimmy was so much funnier. Yeah. And he's such a fucking It's like you don't have Enough money Jimmy You don't have enough money dude To have some fucking

Integrity dude Yeah It's It is mind boggling That you want to be invited To the party that much He hosts Who wants to be a millionaire

That's how much money this guy has He's also working on that show Yeah he hosts it Oh he's just part of the system That's more embarrassing Than anything You know what it is They got dirt on him

Oh They have to They have to have some is? They got dirt on him. Oh. They have to. They have to have some Epstein-esque tape on him because there's no way a guy who is actually funny, a guy who is actually a fucking hilarious dude. The guy show stuff was fun. Guy show was good. Crank Yankers was good. That was him?

Yeah. Wow. So I'm almost positive. We should look up. But he was a funny fuck. And he was actually really good. If you listen to the earlier Kimmel interviews and stuff but he was a funny fuck and he was actually really good if you listen to like the earlier kimmel interviews and stuff he was good yeah he could carry an interview well and to see him become he was cranky anchors right yeah him and adam carolla yep and he to become a

complete corporate fucking shill i wonder if they're still cool because carolla doing his own thing that's a wild boy he's out there out there. I doubt that. I doubt that. They start chasing the money, man. But don't you get enough money? But is it the money or is it the acceptance from that peer group of this is what they celebrate? You can't even go to parties no more. It's like the stupidest thing to want to go to the party. But if you're hosting who wants to be a millionaire, you're just chasing the check. Yeah, the answer is him, bro.

I mean, I don't know. I just don't know. I think it's got to be more than money. They got to have something bad on him. I bet you the blackface thing is minimal. The iceberg? Yeah. It's got to be minimal.

Yeah. It's got to be something so bad that he's willing to look like a complete sellout. Knowing full well they're going to call him a sellout. Like knowing full well your peers are going to call you a sellout. Because he's going out of his way. Like if he's hosting a show and he says the Russia shit, it's like, okay, yeah, someone put that in teleprompter, said tell him what to say.

But he's going out on Twitter like attacking Jon Stewart. For what? That's what makes me think even more. That's what makes me think even more. He has to double down. Or he's got that much of an ego where he was just getting fucking trashed on Twitter for saying the Russiagate thing. Well, he deleted the Stewart comment.

He deleted that, yeah. Pussy. Yeah, absolute pussy. Man, this guy, it's sad. I know we're talking right now to a lot of people that only know Kimmel as the late version of Kimmel. Yeah. And they're like, what do you mean he's funny?

Their mind is blown that we could be defending this guy. But there was a time where he was an actually funny guy. And it's such a fucking shame to see someone go from real talent and hilarity to corporate shill. Just after they have money. I don't even mind if you're broke and you do it to get paid. Do you know what I'm saying? If one of my friends has nothing, goes for it, okay, fine. But to be paid to be a multi-millionaire?

Can you look up his net worth? Sorry. Please don't. It's going to piss me off even more. No, but to prove the point, he's got to be worth tens of millions. Yeah. I even understand to a degree doing it to keep your ABC show on the air initially because you don't want to feel like a failure on the biggest stage.

It says here $50 million net worth. It's too much. I don't know if that's related. You don't need it. You don't need it you don't need it anyway anyway that shit gonna be gone you started a comedy club

shout out to Rihanna she did more for Indians than Gandhi oh yeah she talking about them farmers bro yeah bro Akash and Rihanna bro

RIP to her mentions cause them shits are gonna be nuts but low key you need to keep that hair coming in yeah yo you right.

Yo. Rihanna's weave ain't coming from Rihanna. Okay? She got to go to the source. Yeah. True. She got to make sure them farmers are doing what they got to do. Rihanna's growing crops to grow that hair.

That's the most valuable crop in India. That's a cash crop, yeah. No, but she's West Indies. And so she's got to take care of her actual indies you know that's true r.i.p to screech that's true r.i.p to screech bro yeah r.i.p to screech he's kind of a legend yeah he probably better off yeah i mean screech been dead downhill bro downhill that's game stop That's GameStop. GameStop. I got to feel bad for Screech, dog. You didn't care when he was alive.

Putting out sex tapes to stay relevant. He was still a legend. I got to roast him once. I think he was the first nerd that people kind of thought was cool. Nah, no one thought he was cool. People dressed up as him. Yeah, you dress up as the things you want to mock.

Isn't Urkel the first nerd? Nah steve or screeches before oracle i mean revenge of the nerds was the first yeah dummy dummy those nerds are getting revenge screeching getting no revenge you know i mean a motherfucker's dead god damn oh speaking of actually this is actually a wild story. Yep. This is a teenager that emerged from a 10-month coma. Okay. A last week that had no knowledge of the pandemic. Oh. So the kid wakes up from a coma.

Oh, that's hilarious. And everybody's, I don't believe this. Is this real? According to The Guardian. What were they in a coma for? Got hit by a car, a 19-year-old in England. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wakes up.

Pandemic. That's kind of lit, to honest to sleep through quarantine yeah yeah and all like the fucking black lives matter shit people going wild little ass european cars really gonna do damage like that bro you can talk about those mini cooper like that really i'm just saying all them little fiat you got hit by a fiat and you can't just flick that off you? I actually know. He said it was a BMW. Yo, that's disrespectful, bro. That's disrespectful. By the way, BMW makes Mini Cooper. Just saying. Wow. He said that

like, fuck you. Did you hear that fucking animosity? Yeah, he called you My man was animo- Oh, he had the animos. Same thing. Damn, son. That shit really hurt me, bro. So you got like the toyota to the lexus he's the old navy he's the old navy to banana republic convertible in miami though open dove you pussy you got the convertible though

you can't fit in the hard top you need the convertible yeah come on you're old navy bro what if you had a moonroof? No, I'm just sticking out. All right. Last one. Feelings, no facts. Can we talk about this Chinese COVID test? Were they going straight for the giggy? Aren't they going for the giggy? Hold on.

Did we talk about how right we were about Bill Belichick? But we did already. We sent the Patriot away. Did we keep that or did we cut that? No, I think that's in it. Okay. But let's talk about that giggy. Okay. That is true. They're's talk about that giggy. Okay.

That is true. They're going straight for the giggy. Yeah, I don't understand why. Huh? How much more accurate can it be? Son, bro. It's Chinese, bro. I don't know what to tell you.

It's the Chinese government. They know what they're doing, bro. They started it. They can finish it. They're going right up the giggy, man. Sometimes you can miss mucus, But you can never miss giggy That's true Yo, for you, they just test your finger, probably

Because I scratch so much? You can just go under my middle nail? Yeah, exactly What? That's gross? That's what they're doing They do the pedicure, bro You think it's gross if I do this? Oh, God

Smile afterwards? Jeez, don't smile G's up, bro Just gave himself a dirty Sanchez But do you think First of all all how did they figure out this new technique hmm like this is clinical trials they're just poking all the different orifices in your body until they find out which one is the most accurate whatever the

fuck they want is this real that they're really doing that there's no way right they can't be i mean i believe it because it's china there's nothing i wouldn't believe yeah you think when chinese cars are testing safety instead of dummy, they just put citizens in? Fucking cars? Because who cares less about their citizens than China? Oh, I thought you were saying, like, try to drive your best. Oh, man. Here come the blogs.

Okay. Okay. All right, let's move on. I think it's time for we have our discussion. Let's talk about this GameStop. I'll break it down real quickly. This is real quick. If anybody doesn't know what's going on, I'm sure you've heard about it.

But GameStop. Okay. GameStop. Oh, my God. I already fucked it up. Here we go. So GameStop was this brick and mortar video game store, retail store, that a lot of us went to when we were younger to buy video games.

You buy some magazines, et cetera. You could return video games. They never gave you anything for the video game. You buy a- Fucking embarrassing. It was $50 video game.

You get $3 and you took that shit and they looked at you like, yeah, you're going to take it, bitch. Yeah.

They really did. They did. They really did. Like Dove when he's negotiating your apartment. Killed us. I don't know who was offended by that me or no no we suffered together

on that all right fine we suffered together point is uh they were uh looking like they were going to go out of business obviously in the future they most likely are because people aren't buying video games in the same way that they used to buy in the past. So there are these hedge funds. Hedge funds are these conglomerates of invested capital. So there are these people who manage billions and sometimes trillions of dollars of wealthy people's money, and they throw it at specific things and looking to make huge margins on their investments, right? So it's not as safe as the average maybe retail investor who just invests in the Dow or the Vanguard account, S&P, NASDAQ or whatever. And one of the things they do is short a stock.

So shorting a stock is essentially, we were doing this example with sneakers, but basically you bet on the stock going down. And the way you bet on a stock going down is you borrow the stock, you then sell it to somebody else at the price it's currently at, and then you ideally pay for that stock from the person that you borrowed it from at a new lower price. So you can make profit. So that you can make the difference of the profit. And what a lot of times these hedge funds do is they actually drive down the value of that stock. So with GameStop or maybe something else, they would say, hey, this company's going out of business. It's about to bust. They get their friends in the media to also say those things. And they get this entire frenzy going of people who are selling that stock.

And then it tanks the stock. And ideally the company goes belly up, right? It goes out of business and they never even have to pay back. 100% profit. Exactly. Remember, yeah, yeah, go. What do the companies get out of it by loaning the stock out? So it's not the company that's loaning it. That stock exists. So for example, I could just own some GameStop stock, right? So then let's say, for example, right? I'm letting you borrow my GameStop stock, right?

Okay. And you go, I'd like to borrow it knowing that you're going to go sell it. And I go, fine, but you got to pay me back in a month. Okay. Or two weeks, whatever we decide that window is. What are they borrowing from? I think it's the same way as when you buy stock on the internet anyway.

Like when you buy like some shares of silver or whatever. And I think you also the same way as when you buy stock on the internet anyway like when you buy like some shares of silver or whatever like you're just going through a broker and I think you also get paid a fee if you are the lendee

you are the person who lends or the lender you get a little fee while that person is borrowing and the longer that you don't pay for that stock

remember you borrowed it from me and you're paying a fee to hold on to it exactly and the longer you don't pay me the more you got to pay shit is a vig exactly so eventually what happens is you have this wall

street bets right you have this reddit community that goes oh my god gamestop they're trying to short to oblivion they're trying to destroy this company and it's reddit so it's a bunch of fucking dorks who love gamestop probably sure exactly they spent their childhood there yo shouts to reddit but they spent their childhood there and really you know they they understand that reddit employees not reddit that gamestop employs 14 000 people and they see a fucking greedy parasitic hedge fund trying to make all 14 000 of those people unemployed for their own personal game it's absolutely disgusting yeah okay shouts to everybody in that reddit community right real talk honestly like i like that shit is

noble like that shit is brave like i i love that shit hold the line hold yeah hold that fucking line how about me bro i'm a parcel owner i'm a parcel owner in gamestop oops okay so um basically what they did is they saw that game stop was incredibly over shorted so matter of fact more of their stock was shorted than existed that's how shorted the stock was so they're like oh my god these pieces shit parasite hedge fund douchebags are trying to drive this stock into the ground so they can get all that fucking profit off the short we're not having it let's band together and let's start buying up the game stop stock it's really hard to say buying up gme we'll call it buying up gme and they'll drive the price up they won't be able to make any money on the short and if we can keep on driving it up they're gonna lose money and have to pay that vig that interest you were talking about and then they might lose so much money

they'll just have to buy the stock itself and they'll lose tons of money exactly and when you have to buy the stock itself what happens when you buy stock price goes up price goes up it's called a short squeeze so they short squeeze gme they short squeeze gamestop right and the price kept on going up there's other things that also helped it going up and we can get into that. And the app that a lot of these people were using to buy was on Robinhood, right? Robinhood is this app. The whole idea of the app is steal from the rich,

give to the poor, obviously Robinhood. And what happened with Robinhood is they stopped allowing people to buy the stock and only allowed them to sell it. Cucks. Cucks. That's Cucks, right? 100% Cucks.

I used Robinhood that day that they stopped it. In the morning, you couldn't even log on to your account. Cucks. Cucks. Yeah. 100%. I use, I use Robin hood that day that they stopped it in the morning. You couldn't even log onto your account. Isn't that crazy? So about an hour, I couldn't even get to, and that's fucked up because this is your money. Yeah. It's not like this is a video game you're playing.

This is your actual money. You're like, yo fam, don't fuck with my money. This is a very different situation when you're messing with people's hard earned cash here. Right. And the reason why this gets a little conspiratorial is the way that Robinhood makes money is that it shares the

investors' data, investors are you guys, right? Myself included, our data with hedge funds. So all of our data of our investments, it shares with hedge funds and they get it before the general public get it. And that's how hedge funds can beat us on all the trades because they know what the fuck we're doing before the average people do. So if Robinhood is loyal to these hedge funds and these hedge funds are getting brutalized by a short squeeze, and then all of a sudden you can't buy more stock from GME. That only helps the hedge funds that are getting brutalized by the short squeeze. So people are like, oh my God, did fraud happen here? This is fucking disgusting.

Are you on their side? There's other people are saying that Robinhood just ran out of money and you have to have a certain amount of money to maintain all the trades that are happening. Now Robinhood limits the amount of GME you're allowed to buy. Right. Yeah.

And yeah, yeah. And they used to not put- Limit it at all. They just took it off today, actually. Oh, they did? And now that it's down to $100 and nobody's buying it anymore, they're like, oh, you can trade freely. And so the people who are going, this is fraud between obviously the hedge funds and Robinhood

have a point. And then there's other people that are saying Robinhood just doesn't have enough money to like maintain all the bets that are essentially going on in their platform because it is gambling at this point in time. So they need just like a bank needs 10% of its reserves in order to function as a bank. So if you have $100 million in a bank, they got to keep 10 million by law. I think there is a law for um i think there's a law for robin hood and these other kind of like brokerage firms as well but who knows exactly anyway we're going to speak to an expert about all this stuff but that's basically what happened and fucking kudos to uh to wall street bets and the redditors and like kudos everybody on social media it's just

fucking dope to see that happen like it's nice to see institutions get punched in the mouth every once in a while yeah it didn't chop their heads off but it's almost like uh in the movie 300 you know when uh he throws the the the spear yeah at the persian king and it just nicks his cheek and he starts to bleed a little bit and like that's what you needed you just want to see them fucking bleed once yeah yeah right after being abused by them for fucking years. And it was done by the people. It was done by the people. And it's just great to fucking see, man. So anyway, we're going to talk to somebody right now. Without further ado, let's talk to maybe the most flagrant man in the investment business. And there are a lot of flagrant motherfuckers in that business. But I promise you this this might be the most. Let's give it up to our guest today to explain all this nonsense ask a few questions to jordan belfort the wolf of wall

street here we are with our special guest uh who better to talk about the volatility of the market than the wolf of wall street himself um jordan belfort is in the building welcome to flagrant two it's good to finally talk we've been talking on Instagram for a little bit, figuring out when we were going to do a podcast. I think this is the perfect time. Are you short on GameStop? I'm out. I'm not in GameStop because at this point, after I put out a video like I did yesterday, it would be really unethical for me to have either been long

or short. So I put out a message of encouragement and support to people overall, not about GameStop, just about their overall venture to stick it to the man and just to stay strong. So the answer is no, I am not short GameStop, AMC, or any of those stocks, nor am am I long nor have I ever been long any of those stocks so I'm out of it completely okay um feds are listening I wish I would have been long at the bottom though I wish I was now okay we gotta we gotta figure it out because this is a new Jordan Belfort talking right now if this was back in the day, if this was, you know, during the times of the movie that we all saw, would you be looking for this space in the market?

Would you be the guy trying to find a way how to make these huge sums of money off of volatility? Well, that's what I did. Reddit is, Reddit is, Wall Street bets is a modified form of what Stratton was, except their cause is far more pure than my cause was. I think it's a very odd thing. So, you know, if you look at, at this point, WallStreetBets has evolved into something that it probably did not start off as. I'm sure the original people on there, from what I see, not the digger I deep,

were really, you know, had a very pure intention in mind. And also, by virtue of the name itself, it wasn't about serious value investing. It was a, everyone knew the risks they were getting involved in. They were making bets. Some of the vernacular uses hysterical. They call themselves retards. It's really wild. The culture.

No, I'll stay retarded longer than it. No, it's really interesting. I think they had a really pure intention. They have a genuine distrust for Wall Street and most institutions right and I think that what happened is many other people now have gotten on that bandwagon probably far less interested in the social aspect as much as making a quick buck on it okay so but but but all things being equal what

they've done is very very similar to what I, where I would get involved and find the company that I liked and I'd get behind it and I'd pump it up. The difference is then they weren't doing it to manipulate as much as start off as a sort of a social cause. And also, I think they believed in it, that they found a good short squeeze, which is a reason to buy a stock. So I think their initial motives were pure. Hmm. Okay. There's a reason to buy a stock. So I think their initial modes are pure. Hmm.

Okay. Now, what are the chances that there aren't hedge funds that are also invested in other hedge funds being squeezed out by shorting game size? I mean, people have been looking at this as if it's just retail investors. But I find it hard to believe that there's not some hedge fund that use their sophisticated algorithm to go out there and be like, no, it's probably a good idea that we pump this stock up as well. You wouldn't need an algorithm. Just have someone, if I was a hedge fund,

I'm sure this happens and it's happening, at least it will certainly be happening going forward. They have people full time in these chat rooms gathering intelligence. Wall Street is based on

having intelligence these hedge funds operate especially the short sellers themselves rely on this type of intelligence they send spies and moles and i mean i had a friend that was a top top short seller like very much like he was actually passed away he was best friends with the guy from citron an old friend of mine he's no longer around um and these guys the length they would go to to find out dirt on companies is unbelievable they'll have people counting the number of trucks leaving a warehouse to see if it stacks up to the amount they say they're shipping they have it's really that's how detailed they have like drones flying over and stuff like that it's really in-depth because they're betting on that you know that fundamentally

a company is is basically way overvalued and they're betting on that, you know, that fundamentally a company is basically way overvalued and they want to prove that there's fraud, hopefully, because then they can really precipitate a downfall. The issue is that the type of shorts that are involved in this aggressive shorting, they're very different than the normal shorts that you see in the market. And it's very expensive to stay short. So they have to be right very quickly. It's not a matter of being right. They're almost always right in the long run. But they have to be right quickly or else they'll lose too much in margin interest and stock loan. So it's a pretty dicey game.

So to the average person, that's something that I've noticed that what's happening right now is that people are throwing around these terms that for a Wall Street investor are very common terms. But you hear these things like margin and short, et cetera. So when you're shorting a stock, you have to pay almost like a rental fee to short it. Okay, so this is something that really has not been discussed nearly as much as it should. I'm an expert in this stuff because I literally battled against short sellers.

My entire firm was based on a long protracted battle with shorts because i was inflating stocks and they were trying to short you yeah yeah exactly it was constant they tried every trick in the book and i squeezed them many many times the problem is is the shorts are very very clever and the brokerage firms are so corrupt that, so normally, see, the way it really works is there's only one way you can really, there's two ways you can short a stock legally. One is if you borrow the stock,

so you have a margin account, and then you borrow the stock, so they have what's called stock loan departments. And stock loan is a huge business on Wall Street, very profitable, where they lend people stocks and they charge fees for that. And that's why it's – and the firms will break the law. They break every law to do stock loans. It's that profitable.

It's massively corrupt, right? That's number one. So you borrow the stock, and then you short it through a margin account. That's one way. The other way, the exemption is through a market making account. In other words, you're a market maker on NASDAQ as a market maker in the normal course of business. You're allowed to be long or short in your position as a normal course of just being a trader in the market as a proprietary trader. You're not allowed to be naked short as a customer. It's against the law to be naked short. It's against the law to be naked short.

But what they do is the brokerage firms allow people like these big funds to skirt the law and stay naked short through what's called prime brokerage accounts and other accounts. They just allow them to do things they should not be doing. And then what happens is they also steal stock out of accounts that should not be – stocks shouldn't leave. Because you can't – you cannot take stock out of a cash account, only a margin account. But what happens is that they will take these stocks out anyway. These firms are terrible. They take stocks out, and they illegally lend them out to the short sellers, and it's on and on it goes, and it's a vicious cycle. I had times when my stocks, 200% of the stock was trading. They're short two times over, and yet they should be being bought in, as the phrase goes, but they're not because the clearing firms are corrupt, and they don't buy in the shorts.

They're in cahoots with them. That's what's going on. So in other words, people are shorting or they shorted more stock than there actually was. Let me explain. When you short a stock, you don't own that stock. Right. Well, guess what? A few days later, you have to settle the trade.

Yeah. Well, you have to deliver stock to make settlement. You have physical. Now, it's no longer physical, but it's physical delivery through what's called DTC. It's electronically physically delivered, right? But what happens is that if you haven't bought, the only way you can have it is if you borrowed someone else's stock and you delivered borrowed stock, right? But that's not what's happening always. They're allowing this to happen because what will happen is you'll have – on any given moment, you'll have what's called fails to receive and fails to deliver.

So the person that naked shorts the stock has a fail to deliver. They haven't delivered. So on settlement date, they're like, where's the delivery? So then they give you a day to deliver the stock. But then they don't actually buy the person. The firm doesn't buy that person in. It's a very rigged game against the little guy. That's what's going on.

So in some way, you are like an insider, so you know how corrupt the business is. Obviously, you had some corruption in the way that you ran your business. Is that fair to say? Yeah. So do you oftentimes feel like, why am I the example? Every one of these motherfuckers is doing something corrupt. And I'm here as the bad guy.

And these other guys are skating off scot-free. Well, listen, you know, when I was in jail, right, I did 22 months. I used to say, I'm the only guilty man in Shawshank. Like I don't, listen, I did some things wrong. I smuggled money to Switzerland and I, and I did my time and whatever I deserve to get caught. The fact that everyone else was breaking the same laws as me doesn't make what i did right that's so that's how i felt at the time like i was not even nearly every single firm was doing what i was doing i was the biggest one out there and i got caught and deserved to get caught i went to jail fine when i started to say maybe i didn't deserve to go to jail was in 2008

when i saw like goldman sachs bankrupting Iceland and Greece and I saw shit happening. I was like, what the fuck? I'm like, I mean, like, dude, I mean, I only lost some rich people money. Now, again, it's not right, but compared to what they did, I'm like a choir boy and none of them went to jail. So, yeah, it started to get a little bit maddening

back in 2008 and after, you know, at the end of the big short, there's a scene and all the bad guys went to jail. Ha ha, just kidding. No one went to jail. I was like, wow. I was sure they would crack down. But one of the big problems on Wall Street and in politics,

and I think what Wall Street bets is intuitively fighting against, it's maddening, is this incestuous relationship between Wall Street and politics. So we have like the former head of Goldman Sachs is now the treasury secretary and vice versa. And it goes on and on. And what they do is when they're in government, they create laws that have these wide loopholes that their buddies on Wall Street can jump through. And it's sort of this way where they create this rigged game. The laws are written in a way to squash the little guy and favor large institutions. And all you see with these politicians wave, oh,

we're going to put little guy nonsense. The SEC is not for the small investor. They're out there to screw the small investor. They protect the larger firms. And it's just such an awfully terribly rigged grain. That's I was so gratified when the guys from wall street bets i thought it was great i was like this is amazing i wish i would have thought of it i did and is the only thing that they did is just organize enough capital is that all wall street

bets was is like hey if we just connect enough people we'll have enough capital to go up against the hedge funds partially yes partially no it was the convergence of a bunch of different things and i always listened i always said guys be really careful because at the end of the day you know that stock is gonna have to come flying back down to the earth now by the way there are many people on wall street best that would curse me for even uttering those words yeah hold the line jordan don't be a sellout and i and i you know and it's really you know there's there's people there like i could support them tell you he's an asshole like there's really zealots on that wall street bets that like it's just anybody that has any sort of affiliation to institutions in general must be evil so you

could be on their side and they'll still hate you. Right. So those people are just whatever. I don't care. They're just nuts. Right. But for the most part, I think there's a very a culture there of dist media is allowing people to connect in ways they could never connect before, you have platforms enabling people to trade in real time without heavy trading fees. And combine that with a generalist, a general populist movement right now that we see spreading all throughout the country and the world in different shapes and forms. For example, you could look back at what happened with Trump and say it was a populist revolt against what's going on with the big institutions. Like, I don't care. You could hate Trump, but I just want to screw over. It's like it's a protest vote against Washington. Yes. Right? but I just want to screw over.

It's like, it's a protest vote against Washington. Right? You could then say, and even if you, and even when you hate Trump, as much as you could hate Trump when they de-platformed him, you might, oh, yay. But in your stomach, you knew it was wrong. You knew it was wrong because you say,

there's something wrong when people can be silenced and the first amendment, it can be just stamped on like that. When you see big tech, people being worth $100 billion. I love Elon Musk, okay? I think he's a wonderful guy. But I think generally he'd agree with this, that when you see this concentration of wealth and Wall Street flying like the Dow flying

while America is suffering in a pandemic, when you see people locked down in their house and can't go out to restaurants and Gavin Newsom is eating in the French laundry, it, you know, we take it on the chin, take it on the chin, but in our stomach, it's evolving. So I think all of these things are connected to a moment of like, there's a zeitgeist and anger here. And when you put money into the equation like this, guess what?

All of a sudden you saw AOC and Ted Cruz agree on something. And you know, you really have something that's really strange going on. Yeah. So I think that's really, it's a, you're right. It's a populist movement in many ways. Yeah. It almost feels, yeah, I was going to say that is kind of parallel to what happened with Trump, where people were rejecting the political institution. Right.

And this feels like a rejection of the wall street or the banking institution and the internet has given us this this ability to kind of organize in a way that we've never been able to do before and be like really precise with the way that we protest for things so i do see those as the same way say what as was bitcoin as was bitcoin is a similar vein so bitcoin bitcoin to me was the eye-opener for the average person because i think the average person just looked at the stock market and they were like myself included they're like this is too complicated for me i don't know anything about this and then when you see bitcoin and you see bitcoin going for what is it forty thousand dollars or whatever a fucking coin, you're like, oh, this is worthless.

Its only value is people believing it has value. And then you start going, oh, that's everything. Everything is valued by people believing it has value. So we can pump up AMC. We can pump up Nokia. We can pump up GameStop. We can do whatever we want. And then there's this great feeling of empowerment

for the average person because they realize value is not dictated by the elites. Value is not dictated by institutions. Value is actually dictated by the masses. And we are the masses. And to that, I would like to add. Sorry, if I can add a question on to that. Yeah, sorry, Jordan.

If I can add a question on to that. Where does this go from here? If that's what we're realizing, this is this big revelation, then where does it go after GameStop, AMC, Dogecoin, Do this is this big revelation then where does it go after gamestop amc dodge coin dogecoin whatever then where does it go there's a huge problem with the thesis you just laid out because you're right that's what the connection people are making is that but it's a false connection and i'll tell you why i started off when i first saw bitcoin i thought it was i thought the technology was great. It was awesome. When I saw it run up to $17,000, $20,000, I was like, get out.

It's going to crash. And I was almost right on to the day when I thought it was going to crash. I thought once it crashed, it would disappear and never come back. But it didn't. I was wrong about that. So I was right for the timing, but I thought it would just vanish, But it didn't. I was wrong about that. So I was right for the timing, but I thought it would just vanish, and it didn't. Why?

Because enough people believed in it. Now, the difference between Bitcoin and GameStop is so huge that they, and this is the mistake people are making. If you're trying to think that one relates to the other, it doesn't. There is a finite amount of Bitcoin that is out there and that can be created. And there are very complex,

understandable models of how you create them. And it creates scarcity. There is literally no amount of GameStop that could not theoretically be issued. It is an endless supply of shares that can be printed created so it is not a finite situation what bitcoin was able to do it you truly have hit on one point it was simply supply and demand and if we think it's valuable it's valuable. However, in GameStop, there's another reality involved here that if the stock stays high for too long, the company will start selling shares into the market to raise. It won't stay up. You can keep creating more shares. It's not Bitcoin. So that's why analysts are out there that do training and research and fundamentals because they look at certain rules of the game because it's all about supply and demand. If you have companies that just can create and print more shares, well, guess what? You're back to 1929 or even earlier when they screwed over Cornelius Vanderbilt and they just started dumping shares.

You've probably seen this in the Men That Made America, this story how they screwed over Cornelius Vanderbilt, it's printing shares of some railroad he had and they cost the guy like a half a billion dollars back when half a billion dollars meant something. But the point is you could just keep creating shares. Still does. So you need to be very, very careful when it comes to applying that same philosophy

of it's just supply and demand. One has an endless supply. Yes. One is a endless supply. Yes. One is a finite supply. Yes. And I'm sure somebody out there is like, well, yeah, there's all new different types of coins that pop up and those coins can be competitive with Bitcoin and maybe they can drive the cost of coin down because there is more supply, right?

You could make an argument for all this. All I'm trying to say is that I think people are starting to wrap their heads around this idea that like a sneaker is popular because we decide it is or my girl likes a purse that purse isn't worth anything it's worth $30 but because Dior says it's worth $5,000 then that's the price but we dictate that not Christian Dior not the app what remember one thing though go the things that end up holding their value have limited numbers of them this is a very important point right there are two things that you need there are two things that drive the market i'm an expert in stock manipulation i am i know more about that probably

anyone on the planet i'm not proud of that but it just true. And there are two sides to a stock manipulation, okay? Number one is you must create demand. Demand. What most people don't focus on is also the artificial withholding of supply. Why do diamonds have their value? The reason diamonds have value is because the beers withhold supply. They take supply off the market if they were to actually flood the market with supply diamond prices would crash okay so it's not just about

what's you can create in demand it's also how much supply is out there and can that supply be increased i just invested in baseball trading cards recently because but i know it's all based on there's only three of these cards outstanding like 10 of these cards all based on limited supply is this the digital card they're worthless is this the digital card thing that they just put out i bought real baseball cards a friend of mine dan flies to the store that sells cards i just oh no they just released a digital baseball card. And what they're basically trying to do is like make a digital version of these trading cards. And people are spending like hundreds of thousands of dollars on them.

It's crazy. But yeah, I hear what you're saying. And for whatever reason, these coins have used some sort of like sophisticated technology to make sure that there is a limited supply of these coins. Right? Yeah, you can't make more Bitcoin. But you can, right? Can't you mine for them? Isn't there like a...

Yeah, but you mine for gold. You don't make gold. You mine for gold, find the gold, and that's it. Right. So, yeah. So, number one, there's a finite amount of Bitcoin

that could ever be created, somewhere between 21 and 23 million. I'm not sure exactly what it is. And what happens is the mathematics behind mining is as you create more bitcoin and the price goes higher the mathematical computations are so much more complex and more difficult the amount of energy it takes and time it takes it's an incredibly clever technology and i'm just

absolutely shocked the united states did not my big big fear for Bitcoin, just so you know, was never that the technology was bad. I always loved blockchain technology. My fear was that it's so cool and so great. How could the government that is so against money laundering or any other form of currency, how would they let this go on? That's the part that always, I thought,

they're going to clamp down on this and stamp it out, right? Maybe for all I know, it is the United States behind Bitcoin, for all I know, and they know where it all is. Who really knows? Why haven't they? I just said, who knows? It's not the United States. They have to be, right? Who really knows?

It defies logic to me that the U.S. that spent 20 years pressuring Switzerland and the Cayman islands to give up every buy that an account. They just tried so hard to eliminate all ways to loan the money. And they're suddenly going to say, ah, yeah, go ahead. Just, you know, use Bitcoin or this coin or that coin. And I'm not trying to even say that Bitcoin is just for money laundering

because it's not Bitcoin is used by many, many legitimate people now as a storehouse of value. And the more people that believe that, the more true that becomes. It just, there's things no one would deny that it does. The anonymity lends itself to also having some group of people use it for nefarious reasons. Now that's true of any situation, anything in life. You always have good, you know, good players, bad players, but it just seems that it would surprise you. The U S would not have been more aggressive here. We'll see. Um, you know,

maybe they're involved in it and we'll find out that was the whole big joke the whole time, but I mean, they have to and I think that answers your same question earlier about the first amendment. It's like, if you see big tech squashing the first amendment right well maybe it's not big tech like maybe big tech is allowed to do that because they're in bed with the united states government and why would you be able to grow this big and have that much influence if you yeah if you google if you google how the wolf of wall street invented the, all of this stuff is because of my – believe it or not, all this stuff is because of me with Rule 230, this ability of platforms to act the way they do and say that they're not publishers. platform. I sued one of the first internet platforms called Prodigy and won a huge case against Prodigy back in

1994 or so. This is before they had this rule, this Fair Practices Act. Basically, I won a huge judgment in the Senate. One of the senators saw this and they passed this law through 30 to overturn my judgment.

The way you see the internet operating right now is because of my case. They overturned it because of me. I won against Prodigy. You can Google it. It's on the internet. So you created the internet and you got rid of Quaaludes. Al Gore invented the internet. This is a joke.

I know it. If you Google it, I was directly responsible for the way these platforms operate. It was passed to overturn a victory I had against Prodigy. Hmm. So once you reach like, wait, did you come from anything? I'm trying to understand. Like you came from some money or nothing, right? Poor family.

Poor family. Okay. So when you start like tasting the upper echelons of economic society in the first world, right? I'm just curious, what is that experience like? Do you start realizing that this is all a bunch of cronyism and these guys are keeping this for themselves and anybody else that tries to get in gets kind of pushed out? Or are they welcoming? If you could earn your keep, do they look at you and they go, all right, this guy is an earner. This guy can do it. He's part of the upper crust. Like, what is that relationship? I imagine you're like rubbing elbows with these guys.

And I'm just curious, like, are you allowed in? Clearly you went to jail, but guys go to jail. There's always I have a lot of friends who are multi billion, and there's always levels, and then levels above, and levels above, and levels above. The old joke is everybody has a boss. Everybody reports to someone else. Everyone has to pick up a call for one thing

and say, hey, can I do X, Y, Z? Even Jeff Bezos, and everyone has that. Not anymore. Jeff is done. What's that? Jeff stepped down. I think it's not yet, but in June maybe.

And then he'll still be the executive chairman, which exerts huge influence. As a shareholder of his size as the executive chairman, you'll still have huge influence. So I know the guy took over from the AWS division, but that aside, you know, I do listen. I've been in the highest circles of both business and government before and after I had my issue back in 98. And listen, you know, And listen, you know, there is a lot of things that are simply built into the system to lock out the little guy. But at any moment in time, as you see, people break through.

People are becoming billionaires every year. There's a couple of new people. And, you know, the United States still represents this unbelievably upwardly mobile system of capitalism allows people to get rich. And the problem is, is that there are certain aspects of the U.S. The incestuous relationship between Wall Street and Washington, which is a disaster, and two, lobbyists. So those two things, and then combine that with no term limits, it's a recipe for disaster. And I think until those things change, not much good is going to happen.

I guess my question, and I don't want to take too much of your time, but I guess my question for you is this, is that you hear all these people at the top talk about the glories of capitalism and the free market, right? And I'm curious if they treat the people who make it there on their own with that same respect, or if they operate kind of like a monarchy where they see a new guy come up and they're like, let's use our institutional power to squash him. Matter of fact, fuck that capitalism bullshit. That's just something that we sell to the poor people. We really just want to keep it amongst us and the boys. That's my curiosity. I wonder if they really live that life

or they say that shit to keep poor people happy. I don't think they look down at, I think that any, listen, I guess you have some people, it's probably generational wealth and the Rothschilds, maybe there's some of that going on. But most people, if you look at most of the billionaires, a lot of it is newly minted money in the last generation or so, the richest people in the world. And I don't, unless they're, unless they're not like you and I, and I assume they're just like you and I, okay. They're just like us. And a lot of the stuff that happens to people, some of it is luck. Some of it is, when I say luck, meaning like whether it's 5 billion or 50 billion, in other

words, at some point it's the industry, the niche that you were in. There's a lot of equally brilliant people that don't have as much money that are still very, very wealthy. So top, top, top, top level of wealth. Some of it is right place, right time. And there's lots of brilliant people. I don't think they look at people who break in as being less than. In fact,

I'm sure they love that. And if I was, listen, at every level the same, if I'm worth X millions of dollars and I see someone, I'm like, I want that. I'm rooting for that guy to make it because good for them. And I see myself in that person. You would have to say human nature would reverse itself at the tippy top. I don't think that's so at all. But what you do have, I believe, is you have some people that are not respected, like Donald Trump. Like, I don't think other billionaires very much respect to Trump because in their mind, the way he made his money wasn't really, like, it was really, what is he, a celebrity? Did he really make it in real estate?

What's his real net worth? And there's valid things, and there's a lot of questions, like why wouldn't he, a celebrity? Did he really make it in real estate? What's his real net worth? And there's valid things. And there's a lot of questions, like why wouldn't he release his taxes? Well, obviously, because he probably wasn't as rich as he was saying he was. There's no other reason why he wouldn't release his taxes. But that doesn't mean he wasn't a great politician and a great person to catalyze a movement. You could hate the guy, love the guy. But there were some things that obviously appealed to many, many people and his policies themselves were helping the country,

I think. But he was a terrible communicator. So I have a question based on that. You said you don't think there's like an old boys club, which seems valid, and there's a certain degree of criminality that permeates this entire world. Why do you think you were the one that got taken down? I'm not the only one. There's many. Milken got caught. Okay. And Milken, you know, was right before me.

And now he's back in the midst of the whole thing. He didn't get any pussy, man. It's not just me. Jordan, Jordan, you got too much pussy, bro. Just call it what it is, man, you got too much pussy, bro. Just call it what it is, man. You got too much pussy, bro. If you weren't out there with the girls on the planes, nobody would have said shit. You got to be one of these hedge fund dorks

out there typing away at the computer the whole time. Jerking off. Exactly. Losers don't go to jail. There's no doubt that there was aspects of my personal life that are very deeply offensive because i was having i was also very young and with all these models and doing all this insane stuff that made me stick out like i was a poster child for like excess young wealth and success yeah i'm curious what what if the powers that be got together and

they were like this guy's gonna fuck it up for all of us. You were like a flashy mobster, you know what I mean? You were like gaudy in a way, and they were like, listen, if people know that this is our life, this guy's out here banging chicks on planes and doing quaaludes and snorting coke and doing all this, he's going to think that's what we all do. We got to get him out of here.

Or call attention to the foul shit we're doing. This is the guy that's pl doing. Yep, that is true. You wore the coat. What is it? Frank Lucas? American Gangster. American Gangster. Frank Lucas. You wore the fucking mink to the fight. You shouldn't have worn the mink to the fight. The one thing you guys are not

and some of that, of course, I know you guys are somewhat kidding, but some of it's true. I'm 100% honest. There was no social media back when I was doing what I was doing. So it wasn't like everybody could see that there was articles in the newspaper. Mostly what was really my biggest mistake was that if you picked up the New York times or the wall street journal on any given day, three out of the five biggest gainers or losers were stocks that stratton was involved in and that was what really tipped everybody off and also you got greedy sales it was the short sellers that called the regulators on me it was the short sellers that

started the investigations into my firm it was all my battling with the short sellers they were the ones that were causing investigations to start you You got a name? You want us to handle something for you? I'm just saying, I'm saying we're down here in Miami with machetes, Jordan. It's not a problem for us, bro. All right. One more question. What do you think the future of Wall Street bets is? Where does it go from here with these people? It seems like they can kind of control the market with this massive Reddit thread. What do you think the future is with Wall Street bets? I think they're going to keep going on. I think that what you're going to find here is that the people that the hot money that came in at the end that wasn't really committed to what they're doing will probably die out with as soon as there's like wall street's really good at closing these gaps and inefficiency. So I think there'll be a lot more careful of creating these opportunities

that are so easy, like GameStop where someone could recognize it. So I think that wall street bets will continue on. There'll be a big following. They'll have to, they'll have to adapt, be more careful, but also choose a better person than Robin,

a better company than Robin to do that trading for them because that is not the right platform. Oh yeah, before you go, can you just tell us what you think happened there? What do you really think the reason why Robinhood stopped allowing people to trade, or at least buy, was it buy or sell? Buy. Buy GameStop. Buy. Yeah, so the first day it happened, I immediately came out in defense of Robinhood because there are definitely things going on that that would cause Robinhood to have to take some protective actions. Right. In other words, they were going to run out of net capital. They have huge liability if the stock crashes. The measures that they took, I thought, were draconian and led me to believe there was other things going on as well, probably a bit nefarious, like getting pressure from institutions to shut this stuff down because they didn't like it.

They did not have to stop trading altogether. They could have what's done called increase the margin requirement, make it more expensive and more difficult to borrow to buy the stock. make it more expensive and more difficult to borrow the stock, to borrow to buy the stock. And that alone would have done a lot of what they need to do to get back into ratio. So I think you're going to find there was both things going on. They were certainly acting to protect themselves against any net capital violations or losses if the stock crashed. They got caught with losses. But also, I bet they were under pressure as well from these large hedge funds to not allow this type of what they consider to be collusion and manipulation, which is pretty funny.

It's pretty rich from them, saying that all day long, they're colluding, manipulating stocks. So you got to laugh at that one. 100%. Yeah, that's what I think. Maybe it's a little bit of both, right? Maybe they ran out of money

and then maybe there was a little bit of a nudge from Citadel. Is it Citadel that kind of? Yes. And by the way, if there's even one email that exists or a text that insinuates that there was pressure, oh, my God, like it's going to be jail time or certainly, I mean, someone's going to jail because I hope, listen, I won't even say what I hope or not, but the point is if that exists, wow, that's a big problem for Robinhood.

Really? Oh yeah. Because if they will, let's take what he did. If they're getting pressure and they have to shut down the trading of stocks, that's flat out manipulation. They're actually causing a market to fall. They're going to be sued. Either way, they're going to get sued, but they're going to get sued by every single person

that made money, lost money, whether they had an account and robbed it or not. There's going to be so much legal paper flying around Wall Street these next few months. We'll see what happens. Now, Vlad, you've been to jail. You did 22 months in jail. Vlad, with that long hair and creamy skin, how does 22 months in jail vlad with that you know long hair hair and you know creamy skin

how does he how does he last in jail do you think that they come for his cheeks first what what do you think he's an effeminate looking boy he could always become someone's wife and it's not a big deal but not listen in all seriousness if vlad ever goes to jail and i don't wish that on anybody right i really don't okay but but the type of jail he would go to would not be the type where people are getting butt-fucked by Bubba. Let's just say they got jailed. It's more like country club jail. Is that where you went? Country club?

He was locked up with Thomas Chong. That last scene in the movie. I was very fortunate where I went, so I can't complain about that. Nobody tried you? Nobody tried you in jail? Thomas Chong changed this guy's life. He was locked up with Cheech and Chong. Oh, shit. If I dropped the bar

of soap in the shower, I wouldn't be any more frightened if you two guys were together. I'm going to drop the bar. It was no better or worse than that. I'd fuck you, though. Don't get it twisted. I'd fuck you straight up. I'm watching you. I'm just saying, the skin looks good. Your skin looks good.

You don't look like you've been stressed. Is it Botox? What's going on? It's too good. Nah, just it's the fountain of middle age I've found, you know? Fountain of middle age. Okay. Well, I'm going to short that stock.

All right, Jordan. Thank you so much, man. Tell them where they can find you. I know you got your podcast. You know, do your drops. You got it. Take care, guys. Okay. Cheers. All right, Jordan. Thank you so much, man. Tell them where they can find you. I know you got your podcast. Do your drops. You got it. Take care, guys. Okay.

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