Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - White People Saying The N-Word

Episode Date: December 13, 2019

This week Andrew, Akaash, and Kaz discuss: Ghandi being the ultimate sub, gay monkeys, the benefits of cock-blocking, why white people should say the n-word, the poor life of Tiger Woods, and much more. INDULGE!!! Want to listen to the full episode? Become a PATRON! www.PATREON.COM/FLAGRANT2

okay um we needed to we we wanted to to to do something today to make sure that um that we could have this good old good old content good old flagrancy good old ever green content and um i was thinking in the spirit of flagcy, maybe it'd be a great idea if we give a shot at defending the indefensible. I go, let's just all come up with four things that you cannot defend, and then we do our best to defend them. I threw out some easy, you know, global warming, sweatshops, Catholic church touching boys, you know, the serial killer killed a gay guy. Akash goes, me too, the bank bailout, killing Jeffrey Epstein. Kaz just goes, white people saying the N-word.

That's the one we're going to start with. I said, first of all, first of all, first of all. I gave mad options. I need to hear this argument. I gave mad options. I just jumped to that one. He gave two before that Everybody who's a comic

Knows there's a rule of three Yeah So you had this third one Locked up And you were like Let me just think of two To start off the bit And then

Knock this shit out the park Two warning shots You know when you're in a group chat And you get the little Exclamation point Well not even a response Just a little At the same time we hit it

At the exact same time we hit it. Literally. That's so funny. So I want to start there, but I also feel. I can defend it. No, I'm ready. But I also feel in the spirit of protecting, of like warming this up, we start with another thing or two other things and then we let

you slam at home okay okay you're bad in cleanup that works okay okay so sounds good okay the um okay so we're here here's here's a thought that i had that was really fucked up but um so i mean you guys choose okay we, we have... Okay, sweatshops. Is that good? Sure. Because we knock sweatshops a lot. And I feel like... Aren't sweatshops better than cold shops? Like, we act like sweating is the worst thing that can happen while you're working.

But that's because there's no... Well, there's sweatshops because they're in hot countries. They should be used to that. It's not like they're moving them into the country. It's also not like they're going home to air conditioning. They got a palm tree. They sit under the palm tree. Now they actually have a roof over their head.

I understand that they're sweating, but it's only sweaty to us. When Americans, we go over there like, man, this is a sweatshop. That's a shop. Isn't there something to this? They don't realize how bad it is. Do they have windows for cross ventilation? Because that's something you get outside. I don't think they have much windows.

They probably blow just the same hot air in the same room. Maybe like those big industrial fucking fans and shit the fucking loud and smelly public school gym class it's just how fucking michael jackson stands in front of in the beginning of dangerous like i guess so but do you understand what I'm trying to say? Like, we make this huge deal about the sweatshop. I mean, it's just,

if you take away sweatshops, what are you gonna use? Throw your iPhone out the window. Throw all your clothes out the window. You're just, what are you fucking, you're Gandhi,

you're making your own clothes walking around? Did he make his own clothes? Yeah, yeah, he did that. He just, he made his own clothes? Somehow, he just rocked the same little sash. How do you make his clothes? Yeah, yeah, I don't think, I yeah yeah he did that he was just he made his own clothes somehow he just rocked the same

little sash how do you make yeah yeah I mean he saw what he was wearing he wasn't wearing like hoodies but he didn't make that he didn't show that nah he did that shit himself

how I thought he just he had like the wheel or whatever he didn't toga it what is he toga he's just making shit up look up

just cause you say no no no just cause you say it and you know we don't know don't mean it's true. Look it up. We're going to give some pushback. Here's the thing. You can't make sheets of fucking whatever it is.

He didn't grow his own cotton. Not a toga? How he made it then? Toga. Toga. Kept his spinning wheel, made his own clothes, and refused to buy British cloth. Oh, if he had a spinning wheel, I'll give him some credit. Yeah, he had the wheel.

That's what I said. He had the wheel. He didn't fucking sew it together. He had the wheel. I said it. I know it's called spinning spinning wheel, I'll give him some credit. Yeah, he had the wheel. That's what I said. He had the wheel. He didn't fucking sew it together. He had the wheel. I said it. I know it's called spinning wheel, and I know it's that literal. Yo, real talk. I hate when Akhoth does this, yo.

He'll say something so matter-of-factly that I'm like, that's not right. That can't be right. And then it's like absolutely on the fucking money. You know what's crazy? Of all the things Gandhi did, I'm most impressed that he made this. Of all the things Gandhi did, I'm most impressed that he made this. Anybody can free India by not eating. Most Indians been not eating.

He was just keeping the Indians. Hey, we want to keep it flagrant? Yeah. What if some white dude saw Gandhi doing that and it was like, I bet if we got like a thousand kids to do that. Look what this one guy just did. And that's how little food he can survive on. Bro, that's it. Dude.

Okay, he was the original sweatshop. You know what I mean? That's why he had that little over the shoulder shit. He was like, ooh, it's hot here. I need to make this breathable. Get some ventilation in here. Here's your cross vent. Just raise your arms.

Cross vent. Just click it to whatever Indian belt he had. Real talk. So Gandhi started sweatshops. Gandhi is the first sweatshop. Starving himself. See? Just working.

Son, he started that shit. What a dick. And you praise him Yeah how you gonna praise this guy That's your king That's my guy That's your king That's my guy

That's my guy man Damn son Dude Gandhi's body was gross Son Yeah he was not right So do a fucking push up Yeah like

Right All that time No downward dog No fucking What is that Child's pose He could walk his ass off though So we're defending sweatshops right

Yes go That's why I defended That's Gandhi's inspiration Like we just Carry the legacy forward Think of Our entry level jobs here In the states

Like McDonald's And shit like that Shut the fuck up Tell us what's wrong Al You know it Now all of a sudden This motherfucker Talking in the States like McDonald's and shit like that. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Tell us what's wrong, Al. You know it. Now all of a sudden this motherfucker talking in the beginning and shit. Fuck all that, bro.

You thought we done? You thought we just going for that? That's the whole shit now? Fuck all that. Can you fucking input, yo? Son of a fucking dick. Oh, yeah, you know when the gun and the sweatshirt. God knew you told me what happened.

Fuck you. Yo, he would have. God knew he'd sub nobody about it. Actually, no. Gandhi the ultimate sub, right? I'm just not going to eat. No, that's okay. I'm fine.

I'm just kidding. Well, Gandhi, what is wrong? We'd like to know what the problem is. Nothing. I'm just not hungry. Real talk, you think Gandhi thought of civil disobedience by his wife just being a pain in the ass He's like

Yo this shit is effective After a while Gandhi's like Alright bitch What do you fucking want God damn it And then a light bulb Went off

He's like I need to I need to leave your ass Wait a minute Yo what's up This is Akash That was a preview I need to leave your ass. Wait a minute. Yo, what's up? This is Akash. That was a preview of our Patreon episode.

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