Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Will KSI FIGHT Jake Paul??

Episode Date: August 9, 2022

Will KSI FIGHT Jake Paul?? by

You know who also did lose an opponent? Yes, I know, J-Paul. Announce it now. Announce it right now. He wouldn't even survive in England. Really? Bro, it's on site with him. Oh, bro, what J-Man? I've never liked him. I think he's a fucking whore.

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Today, we're in London with the most famous man in the United Kingdom. He's crazy. Give it up right now for KSI. I'll take it. I'll take it. Listen,

we have to start this in a very traditional way because we're in London. Yeah. Okay. We have to start this interview as London interviews are conducted.

Of course. Are you a bowcat? You've done your research, yo. Oh, bro, I'm the biggest are you really biggest bow cat okay yeah bro do you guys know what being a bow cat is dude what is it you're like a cool guy okay do you know what being a bow cat is i don't i found out about this recently wait so you knew from ow yeah Yeah. Oh, no way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm assuming you like big titties. No. It is eating pussy. Okay. That's what you mean, pussy? Bull. Now, the reason he's asking this, I imagine, is because there are people here who do not eat pussy. Jamaicans.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is the Jamaican aversion to eating pussy? Have you spoken to some Jamaicans about this? Well, I mean, I know they just don't do it. Right. Yeah, they just don't do it. Why? But I feel like it's a thing that's becoming, like, normal now.

Okay. Yeah, I think it's more of a thing of the past where, like— They eat enough saltfish. Yeah, that is true. What did you try to say? Saltfish. Sawfish? Saltfish. eat enough saltfish yeah that is true did you try to say saltfish sawfish saltfish oh saltfish yeah i have no fucking clue what that is it's like uh breakfast they have akian saltfish i thought it was a thing where it's like like the worse a country's food is the more they eat pussy because they're like used to eating bad shit no no like where

it's like like jamaican food is so flavorful and then you eat pussy you're like what is that you're eating like crackers and shit here and then you eat pussy you're like all right i mean ass as well so you know what it is you don't fuck when you're training for boxing right so he's super oh he's, I'm already pumped. Are you not nutting? No, bro, I'm always nutting. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's good. Dude, when I first saw you coming down from the elevator,

I was shocked at how slim you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because right now, you're in fucking shape. I'm literally, like, ready. You posted a video the other day. Bro, I want to compliment you in, like, a weird way. Oh, thank you so much, man. But you got fucking beautiful tits when you're fat.

Yes, bro. No, when you're fat no when you're fat dude like no did you bust a breast yeah yeah but now you're shredded you know now they're pecs now they're fucking before they were like milk titties yeah i saw a comment that was just like before you were mommy now you're daddy but dude that was one of those things where it's like did you look at yourself and go okay i need a fight i need like motivation to get this back i do this it's all just meant mentally i just switched on i was just like i'm not in a great state like mentally when i saw those fucking

i was just like i'm just not where i want to be i don't feel like i'm at that level like i feel like i should be here and I'm just not there at all. So I was like, all right, cool. You know, I got a therapist, started to fix my mind.

Yeah. And literally like for me, a lot of people go, oh, you get a therapist just to like heal you or make you better, et cetera. Whereas I use the therapist more to be able to control my mind more. Yeah.

So that I have, I guess more power, if that makes sense. I'm a bit to control my mind more. Yeah. So that I have, I guess more power, if that makes sense. I'm a bit of a power fiend. Yeah. I do like the idea of like, just improving myself over and over and just getting better and better. Kind of just like Goku in Dragon Ball.

Yeah. He's always improving, like becoming Super Saiyan, Super Saiyan 2, Super Saiyan 3, you know, and just constantly going up. So for me,

I was there like, all right, cool. Let me figure out my mind because the mind is one of the most powerful things of the whole human body. Did your therapist say, JJ, you're good enough. You don't need to go Super Saiyan 2. Yeah, she did say that.

Oh, you got a lady. I ignored that though. You got a lady. No, I was just like, no, no. He doesn't believe in that. No, I do. Dude, it's the first bo-can I ever ate. Your therapist? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me help you out a little bit. You're all stressed. Dude, it's the first bow count I ever ate. You're a therapist?

Yeah, yeah. Let me help you out a little bit. You're all stressed. You mind if I sit on the couch with you? No, that's good. I just wonder if like a therapist would go, hey, maybe what you're stressed out about is constantly having to achieve,

constantly having to do more. And if you had- I felt like that is what gave me purpose yeah because i was lacking purpose and value in my life yeah i just felt like i was just doing for the sake of just doing yeah so i was like i need something to make me constantly drive yeah because i would find a goal reach it and i'm like all right now what yeah and then i find another goal and now i'm like why am i not happy now i not happy? Now I've essentially got a goal that isn't achievable, but it allows me to constantly just be striving over and over and over again.

That's what I feel like when people are like, I want to save the animals. And it's like, oh, you'll never be able to do that. So you have something to do every day. That's recycling. Bowcats, same thing. They'll never be happy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah yeah yeah no that's interesting like i worry about that sometimes you know like i think that's why you see these uh musicians kill themselves yeah like they go well when i'm famous and i'm successful in the world knows me

and loves me i'll be happy yeah and then they get there and then they're like fuck they feel the same way yeah now i've got no purpose i have no real like me anymore yeah and they just start going to drugs losing their way did you feel any of that because you're super famous and something oh yeah yeah yeah i definitely got to a point where i was just like i just have no desire to do anything i'm just kind of just living and like like, I've just, there's no fun. You become numb to the views too. Yeah. Yeah. Remember getting a million views? What that felt like?

And I'm there like, oh my fucking God. And now if it doesn't hit a million, you're like, what was the purpose of putting that time? Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.

Bro, it's fucked bro. Yeah. It's mental. We're weird. It's like, humans are weird how used to shit we get. Yeah.

You know, like even people who grew up in like, in war, like they still like read the newspaper. Yeah. Like, you know what I mean? Like up in like um in war like they still like read the newspaper yeah like you know what i mean like there's like a bomb going on down the block and they're like ah fuck you know because we become it just becomes normalized yeah and that's the scary shit it's like if we don't like if we don't have like a passion for doing the thing just a passion for outcome that's when i think we start getting into like a dangerous place

that's why i switched it i just switched that and i'm just there enjoying the journey and that happened in therapy yeah that's therapy literally like just taught me everything and i was like cool i get it now and then literally i just when i was like what 95 kilograms i think that's 216 pounds and then i was like cool and i shredded and then obviously the fight happened uh you know more motivation just enjoying the journey enjoying the journey got to 180 pounds that's where you're at now well i'm about 18 well i'm actually like 175 oh wow yeah i've kind of gone too far so i need to eat more now yeah but uh, bro. I'm just so focused. Even an exclusive. Even though I'm not even fighting.

Alex Wasabi. Yo, we had a feeling. Reddit was on it last night. Oh, shit. Can I be honest? I'm a little bit happy about this. Really? This is no insult to the guy that you were fighting.

Yeah, yeah. I love how you didn't even say his name. You know his name. My dog is named Wasabi. No, Johnny Teriyaki. Johnny Teriyaki? That feels racial. That feels very racial.

Are you saying that he couldn't land the plane of this fight? That's racial. Are you saying that this fight came to a crash landing? Okay, listen. I just didn't know the guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I know you, obviously, but I don't know this guy, and he has my accent. Okay.

So I'm like, what is going on where I don't know this American guy that you're fighting? Yeah, he's not worthy. He's not at that level. But I understand that there's like a familial thing. Like, you fought your brother, and you hate your brother. So you're like, he's already living in your shadows and I'll beat up the guy that beat you up you're trying to destroy this poor guy

I'm trying to avenge my brother power I'm trying to avenge my brother no you're not I'm daddy I was trying to avenge and i was also just trying to you know fuck this guy because he's been on my case for years bro he's been calling me out constantly over and over and i've been laughing it off like who is this guy you're not worthy bro you're not

on my level your side quest i would never even want to play you bro yeah and then bro i was like you know what fuck it he's beat my bro come to come to england fight me it's my turn now i'll show you how it's fucking done and bro like it's it's annoying because me and my trainers we knew if we show too much he was gonna pussy out bro yeah we knew he was gonna be like oh actually yo this is kind of long and we're thinking so at what point do you think he went this is this is maybe too much for me the shirtless pick well maybe maybe it was the transformation or maybe there was a video of me maybe there's a video of me holding a bar while receiving punches repeatedly. And I'm thinking maybe he saw that and was like,

hmm, maybe I need to break my hand. Or, hey guys, I've got a concussion. I can't fight anymore. Is that what he's saying? So there's rumors.

Yeah. What's the rumors? So I think he said he was going to try and sue me if I said this incorrectly. So yeah, I legally have to say he's got a doctor's note that says he has either a concussion or a broken hand. I'm not sure which one of the two, but he's unable to fight. Oh, wow. As he asked for like a different date?

Yeah, he can't sue us, right? I don't think so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think so. Do you want to translate what that means? Oh, he said, you're a fucking pussy, bro. That's what he said. That's what he said.

Bro, legit. He did not want any smoke, bro. Yeah, he got nervous. Bro, he saw it. Bro, even in the press conference. Yeah. We had a Zoom press conference. I saw the digital press conference.

Bro, he was shitting himself. Not as big a fan of the digital. Yeah. weird the energy was weird and i'm sure this guy's a nice kid i just i'm not familiar with him i just don't know yeah but uh and he was like why aren't you fighting jake and it's like hold on fam yeah like this is your moment like don't suggest other guys it don't even make sense you me. But you know who also did lose an opponent. Yes. Yes. I know, Jake Paul.

I know. I know. Yo, announce it now. Announce it right now. Announce it now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm thinking. Well, here's Jake to announce it.

No, I'm just joking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, he wouldn't even survive in England. Really? Bro, bro, bro. They hate him out here? Bro, it's on site with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah really cause he was talking shit

when he came on our podcast yeah shit did you see that oh bro fuck Jake man yeah he was an idiot bro and the thing is he's the dumbest motherfucker

like he let's go go in let's go why was he dumb so like after me being Logan

yeah I stopped doing the whole boxing thing for like two, three years to focus on music, to, you know, work on the foundations, improve my music,

blah, blah, blah. You know, I've actually recently released a music video. Maybe that's another thing that's scared the shit out of him. I did a music video where I'm like boxing and training. Alex was talking about it.

Alex probably saw that. I was just like, nah, fuck this bro. But anyway, nah, fuck this, bro. But anyway, I leave to do music. And Jake's, you know, fine. All these random people and some NBA player. And then-

UFC champion. Who the fuck is that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's nobody. There's nobody. He's fine all the- Fucking jabroni. But he's not being smart he's not create he's not like with me with misfits i'm trying to be an eddie hearn i'm trying to build everyone up build a whole fight card build other fighters

build everyone up so that there's this like huge league with everyone. And then it's just like, okay, there's constant fights and I don't need to fight every time. And it's still me building up this misfits brand. Yeah. With Jake. It's all me, me, me,

me, me, me, me, me. I got it. I got to say Amanda Serrano. He's done great.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. But nobody cared about female. It's true. It's true. But who else? Who else?

Katie Taylor was the other girl that she fought at the garden. Yeah. But that was an amazing fight. That was an incredible fight. But that's not related to him. I think she's with Eddie. Yeah. But yeah.

Yeah. But like, he's trying to do like fighter pay and all that stuff. Like he's trying to do. Yeah. I know he's trying to do. I understand what you're saying. Like you're almost trying to like UFC-ify boxing,

which is like, if you have, the great thing about UFC is like all the fighters are under the same promotion. So that like, it behooves you to have entertaining fights, not fighters who've never lost. Right? With boxing, you promote the A side. The B side, you get some tomato can from down the block to come lose.

The people don't see an engaging fight. That's it. No one cares. So that's why I'm trying to improve everyone. That's smart. So that everyone wins. And then it's like you can build everyone blah blah blah yeah it creates fights and it's not like so for example

let's say alex doesn't fight or why he's not fighting and i can just replace him and people still interested in the other fights there's still my brother fighting foosie there's still temper versing another opponent there's still you know all these other fights that people like, I'm still intrigued with the cold card. Whereas with the Jake fight. Yeah. You just Jake versus, um, uh,

Ruffman. Is it? Yeah. Yeah. And then Serrano versus whoever she was fighting. Yeah. That's it. It's like,

yeah. Yeah. That's, that is another thing with UFC is where, you know, like six of the fights on the car. You've got to build the whole card. And Jake just hasn't been doing that.

Especially if you're charging 70 bucks now. Bro, $60? I'm a dumb man. That's the dumbest thing I've ever fucking seen. That's fucking more than Usyk versus AJ. Are you stupid? Why? Bro, I couldn't believe it.

I was like, why not be smart, charge less so more people want to watch it or invest in it and make you, that's how you grow a brand.

That's how you grow everything. It's not about, let me scam my fucking, my audience as fast as possible. And bro, what also he doesn't do, he's fucked off YouTube.

The place that made him what he was you got to keep pumping content i'm still i'm still on youtube making videos yeah i never forget where i've come from and i'm still there just pumping pumping and i'm still doing music i'm still doing um boxing i'm still doing other entities you know sidemake etc but i'm still on my youtube channel posting videos because i know that's where my core audience is and that is like the heart that's my heart and if that stops pumping everything else slowly dies and jake just he's always denouncing that he's a youtuber and i'm like why how did the beef get this bad though because this all seems like difference of opinion different strategy and this you got legit like i don't

like this no i've never fucking liked him i think he's a fucking twat bro i like jake man when you were hearing him hit me up with like oh but he did do this and do this i was like okay you you actually i admire what he did like Yeah, but his history, though, is not great. Why? What happened? Just with him saying the N-word a few times behind closed doors. Wait, he said the N-word? Yeah, bro.

Are you just saying this? No, bro. We can't argue with it. It's like a thing you can argue. This guy is good. This guy is good. The only one I can argue now. I'm not too sure which one it was.

It's been a while. Either one is pretty bad. I was just making sure it's that realm. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he thinks he's better. Bro, he thinks he's fucking better than me, man. I love this. He thinks he's the top dog.

He thinks he's the A-side. I'm like, bitch, you don't know shit, man. You ain't on my level. And duke it out, right? When are you going to fuck him up? But that's why. When are you going to fuck him up?

I heard one N word. He's like, it's fine. Like you fucked up one brother, fuck up the other one, bro. So for me, like my,

there's a strategy to this. Okay. I'm thinking, all right, first fight, I want to just get rid of the cobwebs show everyone how fucking sick I am okay and that's what Wasabi was that's what Wasabi was me to just dance

around him and just slap him sleep him do other people know him I'm sorry to like interrupt I don't know if that's his real name or if you're doing a joke no his name his internet name is Alexlex wasabi apparently he has fans apparently i'm sure i don't know but what does he do is he honestly or something like that i think he's just a social media guy okay and he i don't know

it's just but like when you're when you're deciding to have the fight that's yeah this is an odd decision oh no i couldn't give a shit about him. He's just there. Where? Do you know what I mean? For real. I might not know. I truly didn't know the name. I'm going to put in wasabi

on Google right now. I guarantee my dog comes up. 100%. I'd be just so confused the food but yeah no he's he's just yeah google image it i think the biggest thing that's happened oh no he comes up the biggest thing is him possibly beating my brother that might be that really bothered you he's cute in a downsy way let me see let me see oh no he's he's a cute kid but the eyes are a little oh no he's a cute why would you want to fight this guy yeah because he thinks he can beat

me he was literally like yeah that's why he's fighting you no yeah but no no no no he literally said if you come to my way i will humble you that's what he said wait he uh 180 oh he so you're coming up so no no i'm coming down i came down i know you because you were big but like right now you're walking around 175 and it's not like you're cutting the make way he was saying like oh shit wait you already want to hit home guys i got some news i'm a greedy pig i'm a greedy fucking capitalist pig okay i said i was only gonna sell the special for two weeks. I stopped the sale, and an unreal amount of people reached out to me

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Use that $20 off to get yourself an even more expensive ticket. How beautiful is that? Things are moving so fast. There's words that you thought were fine a few years ago and they're just not okay anymore. Words Jake Paul thought were fine a few years ago? Apparently not.

Maybe he was in a song. Who knows? I think, and apparently that's a lie maybe it was in a song who knows but like but I think and I Charlamagne made this point but like British people know

there's like certain words that have different meanings here than back home cigarettes like there's a cigarette word that like back home is something crazy but it's not like

we look at drill rap when they're saying it we're like you gotta change that it's a little bit it's arrogant it is quite crazy It is quite crazy. Stop speaking the way you speak. It is the most

English thing to do. You're gonna change your language. Colonial. We're not gonna let you colonize Beyonce. A black woman. That is fucked up. Yeah, it's,

I don't know, I feel like with music music it's freedom of speech isn't it it's yeah you're open to just say and do within reason anyway but like to say and do what what you like but yeah i don't know like i i guess with beyonce she's got you know a certain type of audience and she has to try and police that audience and yeah if that means changing a line you got i guess there are people here suffering from spaz that are we're upset about it what do you call them spazers i have no idea i have no idea bro i have no idea this is just mind-boggling okay especially in the genre of music where like wild shit is being said every single day

oh yeah like drill you're getting people talking about oh yeah i stabbed this guy then i stabbed this guy uh last week i also shot this guy but anyway yeah do you believe the shooting stuff yeah in england yeah yeah yeah people have guns in england but is it like a communal gun like how do you you get access? It's like a library. Yeah. Like you have a card and you're like, I'll take it. Allegedly. I'm not getting in trouble here.

But I know like. We're about to find out why Wasabi can let go of this fire. Like, I guess if you want to get a gun, you can get a gun. Yeah. It's gun but it's like it's hard it's way harder than it is in America in America bro you could just walk in anywhere

I remember when I was in LA a few weeks ago just walked into like a sweet store and there's just guns being sold they have them duty free at the airport. I'm like, what? I just want some sweet. You get a gun and a Toblerone.

Yeah, exactly. I shot one on the way here. It was awesome. Yeah, it was great, bro. I was like, bro, it's so cheap. Yeah. It's so cheap. Yeah, it's cheap.

Yeah. I can't believe it. And I also think it's less savage, to be honest with you. I think shooting someone is less savage than stabbing. Well, it's kind of more cowardly. Yeah, that's what I mean. I would rather shoot you from like afar than like be all up close.

Nah, you're calling us pussy right now. You're making us look bad. It is not. Yeah, we're a little pussy, bro. We be spazzing out with the gat, bro. Come on, son. Chill, bro. I'm just saying, would you rather stand like al you had a life of crime before podcasting like was it more comfortable for you to potentially shoot somebody before

podcasting career time shot from afar i was pretty close and then you could like miss on purpose and they don't know that you're pussy you know but like the stab thing like you can't even miss it's not but I mean like there's something really personal and like you're staring at someone

in their eyes while stabbing them bro and you just see the life like seep out of them allegedly allegedly yeah

compared to you just shooting and peacing out and you just it's just like I don't know you just see like on the news out yeah and you just it's just like i don't know you just see like on on the news like oh he's dead he's oh shit yeah yeah yeah it's it's wild is it a bad with the knife pretty bad really yeah yeah yeah it's pretty bad so they're just

walking up to i'm trying to understand this now do you feel more comfortable doing it because like you know why are you saying me just hypothetically i don't know when you stab i don't stab anyone bro i'm a civilian i'm a civilian i'm saying it now i ain't on the streets like that bandana bro i don't know in the ring okay and that's it, when Deji is trying to make money, when he is out there trying to get some dollars on the streets, on the road, if you will. Some peas, some peas. And now he, you know,

is there ever a feeling like after like stabbing somebody where you're like, the healthcare was taken care of, you know? Do you know what I mean? Where like, you know, they'll be all right. Yeah, NHS, yeah. It's got us always going. I mean that sincerely. Yeah, no, no.

Pick up the NHS, man. Pick up the NHS. Pick up the NHS. Stab them up, saw them up. We are here, man. Always safe. It is a weird. So like our boy Jamil, who's here, he does all our

partnership stuff. He has international healthcare. He doesn't even have healthcare at home. Isn't that weird? That's so wild. If he got shot in America, would he just... He has to wait for a British ambulance to come over. It's like days.

It's a nightmare. My shit, dude. God damn. Yeah, no, he travels a lot. So I guess it's beneficial, but it's so much cheaper than just getting the health insurance at home. Damn.

But how often do you go to the doctor, right? Well, I mean, it depends. You get punched in the head for money. Or if you're on the streets like that, bro, then you probably need to get sawed every every once in a while but you can't go to the doctor gonna ask questions and shit you know i do i do remember like i had a headache or something like that no i not headache i um burst my eardrum and i was i had like pain this was before i was fine logan yeah i was sparring

some like 120 kilogram guy we don't know what that is oh and it sounds really little 100 oh really all right so what's 260 no okay double oh there we go something like that 2.2 yeah okay so he hit me with a hit me with a left but 120 is like you got your eardrum okay go on well he hit me with a left hurt burst my edge on my outside fuck yeah yeah so then i was traveling obviously to go to vegas to get sorted and i was like oh i've got like a ear pain so i helped the doctor and i was like oh yeah like a doctor in america can i get sorted so he came over sorted me out he was like yeah that's uh 1500 yeah i was like you've given me tablets yeah you've just given me tablet and that's 1 500 what the fuck yeah it's like 50 bucks for a tylenol at a hospital yeah bro

yeah no wonder people are there like that's his people all right fucking let me get a knife yo fuck the show not us we don't set the prices. We just treat you. Oh, is that right? Yeah. We just be treating you. If you had a private practice, you could decide how much it costs. If they could set the prices, it'd be way more expensive. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

That's not wrong. And the medicine would be shittier. Here's something interesting. What is he to you? What is he? Oh, no, this is good. I know where he's going. I know where he's going. I know where he's going.

Oh, okay. Say all of that. Say my ethnicity. He's a man. No, ethnicity. What's my ethnicity? Oh, what's your ethnicity? Like, what would you call people that look like him?

I'd say you're in the Asian market. Hold on. I just need to understand a thing. So just so we're on the same page here, you're ordering a hooker, right? I just need to understand a thing. So just so we're on the same page here, you're ordering a hooker, right? And your description is, I want an Asian girl.

And then someone that looks like him shows up. Yeah, with a beard. And at no point are you like, what the fuck are you doing here? That's Asian TV. No, I'm not. It's 2022, no questions asked. Let's go. No, I figured this out.

We're Asian here because the first Asian people to come here were Indians. In America, the first Asian people to come over were from China, whatever, building railroads. Oh, so they made. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like, the idea that they're Asian is crazy to me. Okay. Yeah.

Because Asians are Chinese, Korean, Japanese in America. Asian is up here. And then we are South Asian or Indian or whatever. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. are Chinese, Korean, Japanese in America. And then we are South Asian or Indian or whatever. So it's not geography. So when you say he's Indian. This part of your head is what makes you Asian. Even if you're not Asian and it looks like it,

you're kind of Asian. Back home, that's how it works. Mexicans will call their friends that have those a little bit more almond eyes i was looking for it i was like i can't go there the other way like when you turn the almonds sideways yeah yeah exactly but they'll call them chino oh wow okay yeah yeah it's just part of it damn we would not do that yeah and that would be offensive but you guys think it's open-minded really offensive yeah i asked an english dude who was like oh yeah you guys uh you know

you call yourselves indian or call yourselves asian he was like really judging us and i was like well okay but what do you call like korean people he's like oh we just call them chinese so i was like oh you're not you're not open-minded at all what is it okay yeah that's why i feel like it's very it's well how do you how do you decide which Asian you want well I mean like yeah like how do you say the Asian that we're all thinking about um I'll just say Asian and just roll the dice bro they love gambling so yeah come out and grab me Asian man all right there's no way like there's no more specific part, like Korean, Japanese.

Yeah, yeah. But then you have to know the differences with those. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then you just ask. When you're eating Indian food, you're like, we're eating Asian tonight? No, no. We say we're eating Indian food.

No, okay. Wait, okay. Just a flip of what we do. Yeah. We say we're eating, you whatever indian like we'll call it indian person but then every other chinese japanese just asian you know what i'm saying yeah and if they're brown just specific country indian new ballast pakistani see yeah we don't really yeah exactly we don't have the same thing but flipped yeah we don't have a name for all indians

i mean we do but like white people don't know what it is yeah they see is what we would call like the indian looking people wait what the desi desi community d- would call the Indian looking people. Wait, what? The Desi community. D-E-S-I. Y'all don't use Desi? I've never heard of this. Because you call them Asians, you racist. I mean, do you guys identify as Asian? No. That's what they called you in Texas?

No, they called me different things in Texas. They just became Indian. What did you start as before? Oh, Jesus. What did they call me different things in Texas. They just became Indian. What did you start as before? What do they call me in Texas? They called ice on me in Texas. Okay. Hey, you got to be safe, bro. You never know.

You never know. Can't get too comfy. I'm excited for this Jake Paul fight, bro. Yeah, I think the fight between you guys would be fucking crazy. I think we'll be up there. He's big, though. He's a tall guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but I beat Logan, bro. And Logan's even taller, yeah. And he's taller, better technique, stronger. The way you fought Logan was the... I remember it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. On the street. It was. I'm like seeing footage of you like hitting mitts and shit.

I'm like, oh, this guy's like put like time into his craft. Like he wants to like respect the skill of boxing. Like he really appreciates training and like becoming a fighter. And the second the bell rang and it's like Popeye. Like winding up these huge and then Logan kept backing up and that's when I was like oh this guy hits hard and that's the thing that like

you can't really substitute because you kept doing that and he was a little nervous but for real you can probably hit that's my assumption because like he kept you just throwing these looping right hands yeah yeah but logan just kept backing up yeah yeah he was i want no part of this yeah you caught him early yeah he caught i caught him early and then he was like what the

fuck bro yeah and i didn't even hit him clean yeah so imagine if i was able to hit him clean yeah yeah so this is why yeah with next fight, like I'm there like, yo, trust me, I have the technique now. I don't need to rely on the heart and the, oh, the dogginess. But I've always got that. That's like my, you know,

in the anime where it's like, I've got nothing left and then I just find the dogginess in me and I'm like, let's fucking go. Next level. But like, I, you know, I i don't i want to be able to fight people in my normal form yeah yeah yeah well i'm able to just show the technique and clean knockout yeah yeah yeah so that's why and then people be like oh shit he's ready for jake

and then the build-up happens and then it's like this i think that's the smartest yeah that's the smart play rather than just being like oh quick cash quick money because what about fighting the the chicken girl fighting chicken date girl hot chicken the chicken girl the girl who the

the white girl who takes black people to eat chicken in England yeah yeah yeah is that not a little weird a little bit she probably said that word a few times before you know

thinking it through is that a little straight like because I saw that first in America I was like hold on what's the premise of this show

a white girl takes black people to eat chicken I was like what is happening in Europe right now actually I didn't think of it like that

what oh my god what do you mean you didn't think of it there's a white girl going look how much these black people love chicken I didn't think of it like that. What? Oh, my God. What do you mean you didn't think of it? There's a white girl going, look how much these black people love chicken. This is going to make some great content. Oh, my God.

There's no way. How long did you think of it? There would be thought pieces about this every single week in America. Why does a white girl think she could just take black people to eat chicken every single week, just watch them lick their fingers and enjoy the chicken. Oh my God! Oh my God! Were you just like,

oh, it's just clinging to my head like that. What do you think it was? She's taking black dudes out for their two favorite things. A date with white women

and fried chicken. She's doing the Lord's work, bro. Only in the UK where you think Indians are Asians do you get away with this type of content.

Holy shit. Were you just like, free chicken? I was like, yeah, that's great. I'm in. You got me. How do we get interviews with the most expensive? I went on two dates with her. Because the first one, the defoil is deleted.

The foil is deleted. The foil is corrupted. So they were one, the voice deleted. The voice deleted. No, you didn't. The voice corrupted. So they were like, we got to do it again. I was like, sure. I'm so lonely. I can't think of anything I want to do more. Oh, no.

Oh, that fucking don't make sense. The first time I saw her do it, it was with Jack Harlow, because that one kind of resonated back home, obviously. And I was like, oh, this girl's really funny and quirky, and this is such an interesting show. And I started looking at all the other ones, and it was just black people eating chicken. And I was like, hold on now. Hold on now. I know you're not trying to give black people fucking hypertension on YouTube.

Oh, shit, bro. It is wild, dude. Dude, she has a new show where black people eat watermelon. Have you guys seen this one? Where she takes the black people out to eat the watermelon. No, no. You've never seen- You've never seen Watermelon in Paradise or whatever her new show is. You've never seen Watermelon in Paradise or whatever her new show is? You've never seen Watermelon Island?

Isn't that not crazy? She's such a nice girl. No, no, she's sweet. She's quirky and hilarious, but if I took only Japanese people out to sushi, it would be a little bit concerning, right? Everybody would ask the question at least. Why is this white guy taking all these Asians out to eat sushi for no fucking reason?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That's fucking amazing. Is British fried chicken even that good? Oh, yeah, yeah. Bro. Come on. Come on.

I got Jamaicans in here. The thing is, though, I got a rate in America as well. I had Popeye's the other day. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Exactly. had Popeye's the other day. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Oh my fucking God, bro. Yeah.

Black people are killing people for a chicken sandwich. It's not going to be mediocre. Yeah, bro. It's mad. But over here, we got Nando's. Yeah. Nando's is trash. Come on, bro.

Come on. What do you mean trash? Yo, Nando's is trash, bro. What is Nando's? It's like the thing out here. It's like the TGI Fridays, I guess, or some shit like that. It's like the chain. It's like the mediocre chain that everybody uses.

But Nando's not a black guy. Well, okay, all right, Morley's. I mean, the colonel ain't black either. I don't want to explain why he knows. All right, try Morley's. Morley's is, I guess. Morley's? Morley's, yeah.

Morley's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But is it, am I saying it right? M-O-R-E-L? Is there a W or no? M-O-R-L-E-Y. Morley's. Morley's, gotcha.

Okay. Morley's. Or Sides. What? Hey. Sides. Wait, what's Sides? It's my thing.

That's his restaurant. Oh, Sidemen thing. I love the Sidemen content. Oh, shit, you do. I fucking love it. Did you see the Tinder one? I'm a Sidemen plus. Oh, Sideman thing. I love the Sideman content. Oh shit, you do. I fucking love it. Did you see the Tinder one? I'm a side of the Sideman plus. Dude, the Tinder thing is great.

Yeah, yeah. I fucking. The holiday videos. No, but even like, what I love is it like, and you do this very well, is you gamify your relationships with your friends and your pleasures. So like, I don't even know if you realize you're doing it. It might be so organic, but it's just like, okay. It's like, you know what? I really love busting balls with my friends. What if we could gamify this? Okay. Here's the roast. You know

what? I like being like a charming with girls or it's fun to watch people be charming with girls. Oh, what if we did a live Tinder version of it? And it's like, you don't, you're not aware of this. I mean, you do it with like, even your reaction channel is like on some level, it's like oh shit you don't you're not aware of this no i mean you do it with like even your reaction channel is like on some level it's like oh my god i'm the best at reacting to things what if there's a version where i can do this as content you you don't realize you do this no i mean i would imagine what yeah this is and i just no i just do it you're you're japanese bro dude have you been to japan uh yeah you know how they like they they commodify everything right it's like like i want to i want to take a nap with somebody but i i don't have time to go home

from work all the way so i'll go to a nap pod i want to pet an armadillo so i'll have she figure out and they like create the content it's so organic to you you probably don't even realize you're doing it but like it's it's masterful dude i'll be honest with you i'm not trying to stroke you i mean i'm being dead serious it's like you found a way to like take the organic interactions you have with your friends and your online community and then turn it into structured content ah well i guess what with like 20 versus one as in like there's 20 girls one creator and we go okay we tell you what to do and what to say during these dates etc

but even the tinder thing is great the tinder is just like it's fun to watch we were like it'd be funny to do tinder in real life because we're just awkward guys and we don't know how to talk to women but where does that come from? does it come from being at the bar I imagine with your friends

like yo go up and talk to that girl and then you say some wild thing and the girl like it's life turned into I feel like you're fucking with me right now no i'm honest bro honestly like you just mistakenly do it right every time no you asshole no i just i just do that's great i just do yeah like oh like most of my life i've just done yeah Yeah. I'm just like, I've thrown shit at the wall, see what sticks. And then I kind of just do what I enjoy as well.

And I guess, yeah, like my life is just this journey of me. I don't want to throw you off because you have an instinct for it. But like, I think a lot of times people are like, let me just film the thing that I do. And it seems as if you guys, and I'm sure you have a team that they credit to obviously. But like, you're like, how do i create these like structures and games around it and that's when you turn something from like just hanging out or a combo into like a show that can even exist without you right it's like yeah oh my god yeah yeah yeah tinder could some you could take that ip and you could put it somewhere else. Ah.

I do think you're fucking with me right now. No, no, no, no, no. I'm on it. What do you think? I just started liking Alex Wasabi all of a sudden. I just. No, bro. Like, I don't know.

I guess for like us especially, we don't really think like that. We were kind of just, we're just there like, all right, what's the next video? Yeah. I guess we could do old reliable hide and seek where we just go and find an abandoned place or, and just try and hide and seek. Simple as that. Yeah. And just trying to find each other. Don't do that one ever again.

That's not your strongest. We have like a holiday one where it's like the cheapest holiday and then the most expensive and then there's two teams and then it's kind of like oh who's gonna be the guy or team with the good team bad team and then you see both sides what's the worst concept you guys have come up with for a simon video the worst i think we just heard it oh it's old people love it man i think what you guys have is like organic and real it feels as if you guys have known each other before well we have that's why it's real yeah yeah we've we've just known each other for years you can't fake it like yeah yeah i think a lot of people have tried to like to create it but it's like if you don't know someone since you're a kid you can't

like talk about their mom yeah yeah yeah and when you do you can and it's like you're safe you don't feel like you're embarrassed by this asshole that you just like put into a band together with it's uh there's a there's a group in in america the um they're not a group what are the the prank guys what the fuck i can't practical joke impractical jokers yes and um and and they were friends before they did anything okay and you And you could see it. It's fucking authentic. It's real. It just comes out, you know? I think that's why with the Simon's growth,

it's all just been gradual as well. It's not been like a boom. Like we're all super famous now. It's kind of just been this gradual thing. Like I was just playing GTA and then eventually we just like stopped. And then we didn't really do anything for a few years. I had a few charity football matches or soccer matches yeah and then beefed right we had a little beef but it was it was meant to be

like fake and then it turned real so i was i was leaving the sidemen and i went to la and i kind of was like oh i wanted like switch things up i wanted like change a few things so i went out with like phase and that that group and um then i was like oh you know everyone's doing diss tracks i should do a diss track on ethan and be like he's the reason why i'm leaving sideman blah blah blah but then harry who's uh also part of the sideman just took it to another level and just started going in on me just like like standing on my lamborghini while i'm i was in america and just pissing me off also i messaged him like and we have a group chat i think it's on skype i messaged him like what the fuck are you doing bro like this isn't part of the plan like yeah why are you getting involved with this and he was just like bro i, it was just funny, isn't it?

I'm like, nah. And then I was like, all right, calm. And then I was like, I need a beat, find a beat. And that's where I wrote Little Boy. And I just went nuts, bro. I was cussing out his mom, his dad, his sister. I saw that. It was crazy. They all were still friends.

I was going nuts. Have you spoken to his parents? No, no. They're all good now. It's all blessed. Yeah, yeah. It's all worked out. What did you say to his parents? No, no. Oh, no. They're all good now. It's all blessed. Yeah, yeah. It's all worked out. What did you say about his mom?

You, bro, if you want to say it, say it on my YouTube channel. Yeah, my mother, you say it again. But, yeah, it's funny, like, that it was meant to be fake and it's turned real. Is that what happened with Logan? Because the first thing I saw Logan, it was before your fight, and it's turned real is that what happened with logan because the first thing i saw logan it was a four-year fight and he was like yeah it kind of started as like a playful beef but now i like really hate that yeah yeah so like for me like for me to like i don't know like i kind of just felt like i'm i don't whenever i'm boxing or training or anything i'm in this mode of like fuck that guy i don't give a fuck who you are

I'm taking you out whether you know anyone likes or not like people think I'm being mean don't give a fuck I'm annihilating I'm in warrior mode so like that's my focus and then with Logan I was like I hate this guy I don't give a fuck and I'm just gonna take the piss out of him get in his head and just one time in that ring fuck him up and move on to the next person. So obviously I tried fighting Jake first. Cause I was like, ah, Jake, if I fight Jake,

then Logan, it'd be a bigger, you know, small fight and bigger fight. And then that's it. But, uh, Jake just didn't want any of it.

He was just like, fight my little brother. He had like little Jake or something like that. Yeah, bro. He pussied out hard. So that's why i find it hilarious that when as soon as i go into music he's there like oh where you at pussy

is there anything about jake that you respect is there anything that you admire no i respect bro i respect any man that goes into the ring yeah because fuck me bro like that is one of the hardest things to do like even the journey to get to the ring is fucking hard, bro. Because yeah, look, anyone can get into the ring, get knocked out. That's it. All right. But to be able to do that journey to then get into the ring, bro, it's hard, bro. It's tough.

And I have to respect it. Fuck him. But I have to respect it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, no, there's obviously going to be respect there. I respect every man that gets in the ring. That's why I don't respect Alex Vasari, bro. He's a fucking bitch, bro.

Didn't even get to the fucking ring. And you had a feeling this was going to happen. Yeah, yeah, bro. I felt it, bro. I knew as soon as I put too much footage, I was like, oh, maybe if the music video was a bit too much, I'm showing too much content here. And bro, maybe if the music, the music video was a bit too much. I'm showing too much

content here. Yeah. And bro, as soon as I released the music video, I get a message from my manager. He's pulled out, bro.

I'm like, man, this pussy, man. This guy. Yeah, but if you're doing a tune-up fight, that's the risk. You're doing,

you're kind of fighting a guy to knock the rust off by knocking him out. So the risk is, I'm going to go fighting a guy that knows he's going to beat the shit out of me? What's in it for me, really? You could tune up against me,

I'll never fight you. Yeah, but I mean, he was going to get a bag, he was getting money, bro. I can't say how much. It's contract, isn't it? You can't say how much contractually? Say an amount that's one million more.

It's a decent amount, but... $150? Stop trying to get out of me. Wait, is it $50,000? I'm not going to say. $50,000? No. Nope.

How many primes could we buy? $100,000. How many J-Paul pay-per-views could we buy? We can't say it all? No, no, I all no no would it would it be in the millions so yeah he's getting a certain amount of money and legit i was like all right cool like he's blessed and he's there thinking yeah i believe i can be ksi yeah get to my way he thought this guy's so stupid man he thought if i went down to his weight i would lose my power and i'd be less good and i'm like bro this is my optimal weight yeah you were stupid you don't lose power my fights with logan

yeah bro i've had to move up weight i had to eat to get to his weight this isn't me being 200 pounds all this and that that's not my natural weight yeah my natural weight is in the 185 180 etc like this is optimal this is me like prime yeah and uh so like that's what i was like this guy doesn't know what he's on about he doesn't know what he's prepared for anything and then even with the back and forth i was like he's not ready yeah i'm going in on him he's just quiet like well i think i think i'm gonna do pretty well yeah i think i'm gonna beat you up bro i'm like oh yeah okay buddy yeah you you need somebody to let loose in the promo. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that is why I am going to be fighting Swarms. I'm giving you another exclusive right there. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. So you are going to have a fight. I am fighting. What is Swarms? So Swarms.

This is crazy. This is crazy. I'm about to find out who Swarms is. Hold on. I got to Google. Hold on. Keep going. Keep describing. I got to Google. Hold on. Keep going.

Keep describing. So Swarmz is a musician. Yeah. Says, is another person that was like, yeah, I can beat KSI. He did a whole live stream being like, yeah, I'd fuck up KSI. And even the guy. Has he done a chicken date? I think he has, actually. The first question is, is Swarmz African?

What? So he... Rapper, singer, semi-professional footballer. Is that true? I don't know. I can't find a picture of him. Okay, here you go. Okay, so when are you fighting Swarmz?

No, the same day. Oh, so the fight is still on? Yeah, the fight is still on. It's not like it's canceled. Oh, no, no, no. I'm still fighting, bro. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, I wish you told me this before. Oh. Then I'd know. is still on it's not like it's canceled oh no no no i'm still fighting bro okay yeah yeah i wish you told me this before oh then i'd know okay all right go okay so you're fighting swarms now

what's the date so it's august 27th okay yeah yeah so swarm so it's funny i've actually done the song with him houdini so you know we did a song it did pretty well in the charts i mean top 10 and then um a few years down the line he was just like he made the live stream it was so random and he was like yeah i think i could fuck up ksi like yeah and even he had a he did a live stream with another guy and the guy was laughing at him like you can't beat ksi are you sure bro and he was like yeah man i'd smoke him like you don't understand i can punch i caught hands and i even i reacted to it i was like this guy what's he doing like we made the song and now he's thinking he can fight me what are you okay bro and now i'm like he looks like he could but

he's been on me he's been on my case and even behind the scenes he's been like bro i'm there if alex ain't gonna want to fight you i'm'm here. I'm there. So I was like, shit, all right, let's go. And people out here know who he is. So, bro, in the UK, this is going to blow up, bro. Okay. So, yeah, yeah, I think. He's a drill rapper? Yeah, well, yeah, drill kind of like, yeah, yeah.

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Because right now, I come to you humbly with my head in my hand. Akasing.com. Bring back a fool. What about fighting Central C? What about fighting Central C? He loves drill all of a sudden, bro. I'm the biggest fan. No, Artie's not old enough. How old is Artie? How old is the rapper Artie?

If he's a parent, no problem. What grade is he in? No idea, bro. Come on. What grade is Artie in? I think he's like 19. Bullshit.

That is a seven-year-old kid. There's no way in hell that kid is any older than seven years old. Dude, would you fight Artie? No. Why not?

Because his parents have to sign off. He'd get a doctor's note probably. I'm fucking that kid, yo. He's nice. No, no, he's hard on the mic. But bro, no, no, no. But sensual C?

That'd be fire. No, bro, not even, bro. Why not? Come on, bro. He's not on my level. Not in boxing? But like, look. But how can he be homophobic, though?

Like how? Literally, how can he be homophobic, though? Like, how? Literally, how can he? His girl's a bo-cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His girl's a straight bo-cat, bro. I mean that, sincerely. Fuck's sake.

No, I mean, look. I think with me and Swarmz, I think it's going to be a good fight. He's getting knocked out. But after that. I know Stormzy. Yes, yes. And I know Skepta. Yes.

I don't know Swarms. Yeah. So Swarms is like another UK guy, but he's not like big in America or anything. So again, I'm just going to have to carry everything in it. But like my back hurts anyway. Yeah. I'm carrying it after Alex Wasabi did fuck all.

And now he's been like, yeah, I'm out guys. So yeah, with me fighting swarms, I'm there like, cool, let's fucking go. So in the UK, this will be big. Where's he from? Swarms? Oh, London. Like he's from London proper. Oh yeah.

Yeah. He's from like England. Okay. Yeah. Why? I'm not sure. He's from Africa. No, not like that.

I mean, like, should we go to his neighborhood and start fucking riling shit up? No. What? Why do you want gang beef? Stop. I mean, it can't be a bit long. I can't lie. What?

Should men top less top? Even the stick is gay. Come on, bro. Stop. You're not. He thinks he's a UK gang member. I'm Central Sea. I wrote that.

I'm the ghostwriter for Central Sea. Yeah, but you wouldn't go to those ends. I just know it. Why not? Because it'd be long for you. What would be long? To commute. He hates traffic. No, what's the worst that's going to happen?

You're going to get stabbed. I'm not going to drag him to a chicken date, Mark. I'm not going to do something insulting like that. Okay, I'm just there paying respect to the mandem. A bunch of bowl cats on the corner. You know what I mean? Go eat some pussy, boys. Oh, bro.

What? Bro, you'd get checked so quickly. But for what? No, they'll be like, all right, where are you from? Who do you think you are? Well, don't they sell drugs? Maybe I'm here to buy. What are you upset about me coming here for commerce? You can't just like a detective. What are you from? Who do you think you are? Well, don't they sell drugs? Maybe I'm here to buy. What are you upset about me coming here for commerce?

You can't dress like a detective. What are you talking about? I'm dressed like a detective. I don't have the stupid hats and the belly cup. And you're there like, oh, what's up, my mandem? Yes. Hello, mandem. How are you?

Well, go on, bocat. No, but for real, man. I got to come through with Nigerian slang. That's what I need. Nigerian slang. Yeah. That's what's wrong. That sounds Asian, bro.

Did you say that to Alex Wasabi? Is that why? What does that mean? It's like, hello, how's it going? Yeah, that's fine. I need to go in there, bro. I need to just be in a trap with my Nigerian. But are Nigerians in the game at all or no?

No, what type of game? What game are we talking? I don't know. In America, Nigerians are all doctors and shit. So it's like we don't have this concept of like... Well, well to me this we're everywhere well we're like in the streets we're in the way really doctors uh politicians but we're we're out here so here's the thing in america when you when when you come to america a lot of times on like a boat or a plane you're fucking nice yeah Dude, if you walk, it's a toss-up.

Wait, how would you walk? Well, if you come from Mexico, bro, or Canada. Or Canada, right? But like, Akash didn't know that there was, you say it yourself, dumb Indians. That's what you said. Yeah, I thought every Indian was smart until I came here. Oh. I went to Birmingham

and I was like, what is this? What are these fucking idiots walking around? There's smart Indians everywhere. There's smart Indians everywhere. But we only get the smart ones. But in America, it's...

No, no, no, no, no. There are smart Indians in England. There are smart ones. But you have the whole spectrum. Bro, I've been like... All the doctors, bro. All the doctors are Indians. But you also have...

We only have smart... We don't have dumb Indians in the States. We only have doctors that are Indians. The Nigerians in America are only doctors or engineers. First overall draft. We don't understand that. Yeah, yeah. You put me... Oh, Jesus.

Because not... All jokes aside, America's the most strict on letting you in. So it's like, they'll go to the best engineering schools in Nigeria or India and be like, you come here, everybody else, no. For example, in America, you can and be like, you come here, everybody else, no. For example, like in America, like you can't be Hausa and come to America.

We have to be Ebo. That's the only way. They let Yoruba in. Yoruba a little bit. Oh, okay. Yeah. Wow. It's a rule.

Jesus Christ. That's not true. He's lying. Donald Trump said that. I'm taking everything from a princess over here. No, I think Trump said that.

No, no, not Ebo. They're like, we like them. They're businessmen. They're fucking entrepreneurs. They're no not ebo they're like we like them they're businessmen they're fucking entrepreneurs they're after it but they're like how so they're gonna have 40 wives and a million kids like you can't do that's what he said i'm not saying it but that's what he said yeah but you still get some over there with 40 wives and but it's on the low yeah i mean mormons really are the house of christians if you think about what what are you what's your uh i knew it dude you're so you're fucking you're about you can just tell bro it's like you're so

but like you have like a Ebo rising sun. If I said Ebo, you'd be like, yeah, I knew it. I've got that one. Fucking hell. No, no, no, no, bruv. Anyway. Listen, I don't want you to fight Central C. No, no, no.

I don't think it makes sense anymore. Okay. We're big fans. Yeah, okay. Central C's that he's doing really well in america as well how can i be homophobic yeah yeah that's on crossed over big big time yeah oh great opening line yeah yeah how can i be homophobic i'm like well where from here? This could get really gay really quick. And then he found a way to make it that. And he's like, even my stick is gay. And that's a skang, right?

Yes. Yes. Although some people might think it's his dick. Whoa. Yeah. Is that an exclusive? Is that an exclusive? Are you saying Central City? Alex is heartbroken right now. You're heartbroken, yeah. Is that an exclusive? So then is that an exclusive? Are you saying Central City?

Alex is heartbroken right now. Yeah. So what? No, because he wants to see the man topless. What? He wants to see the man topless, bro. Yeah, so there's different meanings to it. You got your nails painted.

Shut the fuck up. It's the most manliest thing you can do right here, right? Your fingers are getting out. That is a thing though. It's like black Americans don't use slang a lot. So you have to explain these types of things. Is it weird to see UK

rap take over the rap game and now American rap are like not cool. They're like a little hacky and like annoying. I mean, I don't think it's to that extent. I mean, pretty much. No, but. Pretty much in America we're like, we only like UK rap.

You know, like a lot of Americans are keeping watch or keeping note. Yeah. I feel like, you know, the UK sound has always been growing. It's always been increasing. And, you know, even with like drill, like I know in New York, they use a lot of drill there yeah and in chicago that's you know essentially where it came from yeah but like you know the uk have kind of made it our own thing and we were just like it's all just bubbling and i feel like

the uk scene is really like exploding and it's making so much of a noise that america is getting interested now so now it's to the point where americans don't go oh that's the accent uh now it's like it's actually kind of hard oh it's actually kind of sick oh and it's growing and it's growing so it's it's always just been this like thing that's taken time that shit is fire bro i'm not gonna lie but i tell you there's a specific thing that i like about it i feel like i've heard every rhyme in our accent. Okay. I've heard Hennessy and Enemy

rhymed so many different fucking times that it's like becoming redundant. Okay. So you need something new. Your accent and your slang

provides different rhymes that I haven't heard before. But you don't even know what they're saying. Say again? You don't even know what they're saying. That's my favorite part.

I'm walking down the street, my stick stick is gay i'm trying to see the man okay is it pride month yet for real no i hear i hear it is that the end goal for you what is is music career takes over everything? My end goal is to see how far I can go. Yeah, what is the... My end goal is to just, like I said, see how far I can go. So like with the boxing, like once I beat J-Paul,

oh, what's next? Conor McGregor? Why not? Mayweather? Why not? Why not anyone really at that point? Okay, with the music. Once I, you know, smash the UK properly,

like, because obviously with this new, I've got a new single called not over yet with Tom Grennan. And like, that's doing bits on the charts. And it's like, yeah, if I'm able to get like a number one and then maybe then expand to,

you know, America and then expand to Asia. And then like all these other humans and the world and it's just again just constantly pushing the limits with YouTube constantly pushing like on my YouTube channel my second channel I get average three to five million views it's crazy yeah per video it's crazy and it's like oh okay why don't I just keep going just seeing how far I can push is there one thing that we're getting 20 plus million all the time is there one thing that makes you feel the most fulfilled? Cause you've done,

I read you got books and shit. Like you got everything. Oh, for me, fulfillment is just seeing the progress, seeing how much I've improved and seeing how I can constantly still improve myself. And I think that's,

for me, it's all about the journey. I just love the journey. Two questions. Yes. What have you failed at uh bro everything it seems from the outside that yeah bro but i'm from the outside looks like i'm the best you attack something and then you succeed in it that's from the outside but i mean well one thing but i publicly failed at is crypto yeah i've lost millions bro you're in good company my friend you might be together

on this but i swear i swear faith you didn't sell like a bitch did you no no no no i put 2.5 plus million god damn in luna oh and it was at 30 dollars oh it was going down i was like i'm buying the dip motherfucker. Yeah. And then it went down to 0.000001. I've never heard of one of them. My 2.5 million. Can I say something? It's worth 10p.

You might be house sub, bro. Fuck you. You actually might be, dude. Bro, the biggest L I've fucking taken and the thing is i've i've taken an elbow i've taken an out with luna before again so there's this thing called um am is it amc or something basically they have like a bank it was like a bank with like crazy um crazy yield wherever you get like every year you'd get like a percentage of like 10 15 percent yeah on the money you just put in and i was like oh my god yes so i just put all

my money in that i put like two three mil bro it just tanked you know the first bitcoin crash all my money just i could i literally saw it just go to zero oh anchor that's what it's called i just saw it go to zero anchor yeah yeah moon anchors to the ground yeah yeah bro i didn't fucking wait bro new crypto is called train wreck so i kind of over leveraged yeah but then and then i just saw it just going down down down i was like all right cool try again so you know i made my money back i had close to you know i was short in bitcoin because i was like yeah this is going down i know this is going down this was i was showing you did make your money yeah my money back yeah so i was like okay cool yeah it works got my money back and then guess what back into luna come on and then went back down again oh man fuck this shit bro i'm out okay so finances finances i'm taking a public l but like i i take l's with boxing i'm always sparring and I don't win all my spars. I lose.

Not like that. It's more like taking on an industry or taking on a career path or creating a goal. And it seems from the outside that you succeed. With music, it's not like I started with like, like this year I was able to do Wembley Arena, like 12,000 people. It's not like I started like that. I started with 10 people. I remember I went to Sweden.

I put it for 300 people. Five people showed up, bro. 10 people. I remember I went to Sweden. I booked it for 300 people. Five people showed up, bro. Five people. I still performed. Still did my thing. Yeah. I was like, it is what it is. I was like, hey, how you doing, guys?

How you doing, bro? What is that like for five people doing music? Because we do that with stand-up coming up, you're performing for. The rule was when we were coming up was two people made a show. We were asking people to come off the streets to come in i mean that was a lot so two people like okay we can start there what is five people with music bro because you're bragging about how awesome you are it's like in comedy you're like yo my life sucks but in music you're like i got bentley's and they're like do I got Bentleys. And they're like, do you feel? I'm there like, I'm there like, Lamborghini, Lamborghini. Bitch, I know you see me in my Lamborghini.

Five people there just like, yeah. He's got a Lamborghini. Right next to you at the front of the arena. But yeah, so yeah, no, it was, it was awkward. And it's, it's one of those things. It drives me. It's all about mindset with me. I'm there like, oh, okay, well, I'll just improve.

You know, that's on me. I never blame anyone. I always blame myself. Okay. And I think that's what has got me through so many like tough times. Do you take failure well? Yeah, really well.

Yeah, yeah. It seems like a thing with the most successful people I know where failure doesn't really phase them. Yeah. It's just like, okay, I learned and I failed. Great, they're laughing. I learned it. It's just like, okay, I learned and I failed. Great. They're laughing. It's like hilarious to them.

And then they just keep moving. Well, bro, with crypto, yeah, I lost, got it back, lost again.

Yeah. And best believe when I get my money up, I'm back in. I'm back in. I'm back in, bro. You can't bring me down. I'm not leaving. I'm not fucking leaving. I'm not in bro you can't bring me down I'm not leaving I'm not fucking leaving

I'm not bitcoin you can't bring me down and has therapy helped with the mindset oh bro yeah it just helped me control my mind yeah

it just helped me understand my mind and understand everything and it's all about me being able to be in full control of everything and now I just I'm there streamlined.

I get it. And I'm like, yep, cool. I know my purpose. I know what I need to do to succeed. What is your purpose? To just be the goat. Of everything? Just everything, bro.

I want to be the person that started with fuck all, because you can literally see me starting, you know, with a camera or like just just playing games and just recording videos just doing that with zero views and then slowly building building someone who had absolutely fuck all nothing i had no like gatekeepers to be like oh let me just give you the prop up i had no what no one can say that they made me because I was the only person to make myself. And I just started from the bottom, literally all the way to where I'm at today. And I just, I'm 29.

You know, it's really cool as I watched early videos of you. Yeah. And you see like, it's a kid doing content. It's like immature and it's fine. It's a kid doing it. And then to your point, like, if you don't like it, it's almost like failing in public. But now I'm listening to this grown fucking man

with a singular vision of like, I've achieved X, I'm going to achieve Y. And it's just really cool to see that growth publicly. Yeah. Thank you, man. Do you want to get married

and then have somebody just suck all the lights out of you? I want to get married. You met this girl that took him to a fried chicken place. She's the one. Yeah, bro. No place no no do you want to have kids like is that yeah of course yeah i want to have kids i want to have a wife yeah i want to still settle down but you know and still work and how do you how will you balance i'm very curious about like how do i balance it now yeah how do you i have side men i have my own channel. I have boxing.

I have music. Bro, like, look at all these things. I prime. I have all these other entities. What's the day look like? Can you break down, like, a reasonable day? A reasonable day. All right, so I'd wake up, I'd say 7 a.m.

7 a.m., do 15-minute skip, 15-minute shadowboxing, and 15 minutes shadowboxing and then eat breakfast and then go to training train hard and then after that I'd either do like a sidemen shoot or I'd record a video for myself or I'd do some side plus content which is like a subscription base for like sidemen

and then after we've done that that normally takes quite a few hours I'd then have lunch. And then depending on how much time I have, I'd either go for a run in the evening to make sure, yeah, just like 35 minute run. Or if I'm feeling myself, I try and get a PB with a 5K or 10K. PB? Personal best. Personal best.

Oh. Yeah, yeah. And then, yeah. And then after that, I'm playing games. I'm playing Overwatch or I'm playing Call of Duty, chilling, vibing. Yeah, relaxing, yeah. And then, yeah, and then after that, I'm playing games. I'm playing Overwatch or I'm playing Call of Duty, chilling, vibing. Yeah, relaxing, bro. And then going to sleep at? And then I sleep, yeah, yeah.

What time do you go to bed? I probably go to bed around 11.30. Okay, so. Yeah, 10, depending on how tired I am. And this is every day, right? And then I'll have a dinner as well, obviously, but yeah. And if you're dating or you had a girl before, right, how much

time is dedicated to her is it hard to kind of no no like yeah no i would find time yeah i would find time to make sure like i'm with her and relaxing and yeah resting and yeah yeah it's not like this is every single day this is like let's say monday to friday and then it's okay i need days where i need to just chill or go on holiday or relax. Because it's important. God damn it, you have to relax, bro. You can't. Well, you got to live. Yeah, you can't just work, work, work, work, work, work.

Else you burn out. And you have nothing to talk about. Like if you're not living life, you have nothing to reflect on. Exactly. So I've found the balance where I'm able to work hard, play hard, enjoy myself. Yeah, but we're talking about like a wife and kids. And you're like, well, how do I do it now? I play video games and vlogs and it's like bro this is a kid this is a whole ass kid yeah but like i think once i once i like settle down and everything things will drop off yeah so i won't be going as hard on the boxing or yeah i won't be going as hard on music or the

youtube will slow down and everything and i'll have more time for the kids and the wife and everything and yeah and then it'll just stuff time for the kids and the wife and everything. And yeah, and then it'll just stuff that'll be taken over and I'll balance it. Like I'm a guy that's just so focused with anything that I know I can always succeed. And it's all just mindset. Now, when you're creating these different verticals,

right, this is inside baseball. Okay. Sidemen, is there somebody who you're placing in charge of like the production of sidemen and that is their role and that is, they handle all that. So it's off of your plate. How do you organize the execution of each thing? So with the sidemen,

each one of us takes a video. So for example, if we're like Tinder in real life, that was my video. So I would talk to the production. I'd set everything up, get everything to be, you know, like in the way it's going to be. I'll discuss like, oh, you do this, do this, do this, do this.

Make sure everything is ready. And then I'll look at the edit after to make sure the edit is all good and all that and bless. And then I would take control of that video and that's me and then for another video we give it to someone else and then for another person we give it to someone else and it's that's just how it is and then we have a tally of all the videos we've done and it's like oh you're slacking so you need to do more videos because you gotta remember the sidemen it's all equal yeah it's not because i'm the biggest story i get a high percent i made sure that wasn't the case yeah because i've i knew it would always be a problem in the future

yeah because like it's just one of those things yeah so like if it's if we're all equal everyone's blessed everyone pulls their weight and when even we've been going for like nine ten years bro yeah just and it's just it feels fair and everyone's just happy and now they have more responsibility yes exactly so it's all blessed so like we've got a good system and then we have side plus and then we have someone in charge of that who isn't part of the sidemen who deals with all of that okay now when you're doing your own let's say reaction videos is there somebody that's like finding the videos for you to react to so i so i that's all me telling someone okay find videos for me to react okay so you have somebody that's that's their job normally uh my editor who does that so i tell him oh you

um you can sort this blah blah blah does he work on anything else besides that oh no he also does sidemen stuff as well so he does sidemen reacts Reacts. So we have like, we have Sidemen channel, we have more Sidemen, we have Sidemen Reacts, we have Sidemen Clips, and there's people in charge of each of those channels. And then with Mo, he would edit Sidemen React videos as well as my videos. And now boxing, there's like a person in charge of your camp.

I'm basically trying to find out how many executives you kind of have. I probably have like maybe 100 plus people working for me yeah maybe even more yeah but like i just oversee everything yeah now how do you go that the hardest part for i think us is like we're also me specifically i don't want to speak for you guys but like we're also like intimately involved in the in the creative, right? Yeah. So it's like really difficult to just outsource to a random person. Like we have to like do a lot of training and building up.

And then we get to a point where we have guys here who like, we can like trust putting something out. Yeah. That's, that's legit. What's happened with 10 years, bro. Okay.

So it's just a time. Yeah. And bringing on new people and then that we trust and we know you train them up. They were. Yeah. And there's people that who have just a time and thing. Yeah. And bringing on new people. That we trust and we know. You train them up. Yeah. And there's people that who have just not been good enough. And then you got to let them go. And we just let them go.

Yeah. Because that's the bottleneck that I'm experiencing where it's just like, if I need to like look over and approve everything and like be intimately involved. Yeah. Only so many things can end up getting out. Yeah. Because my hands are on it. But it's also vulnerable to let something go out that you don't think represents you as as good as you want to be represented but then that's the teething problem

and then you have to try and sort that out and eventually it works seamlessly meaning as in like i gotta let go or i know no yeah no eventually so you have to like be on top of them so when i first had mo i was on top of him he was my editor yeah i was on top of him i was like this edit isn't good enough you've added like this this i was just like every video just on him on him and eventually he got it yeah and then he started to improve and then it got better and better and better and then he used to blow my mind with the things they get better than you and you're like this is awesome and i'm like holy shit and now well i'm there like i just trust him yeah yeah especially i think with stand-up i'm trying to outsource a couple of clips here and there and then it just like

if it's not edited the way we've spent months working on these bits years and then if it's not the way you want it it drives you fucking crazy like yo i poured my life into this yeah so you just have to just be on top of them yeah yeah yeah that's yeah that's physically and mentally yeah listen we don't want to keep you all day but uh i know you guys you got a busy day we're looking at your schedule but i did tell you this uh earlier and i sincerely mean this a lot of people think that i'm being hyperbolic when i say this. But I literally have never lost a game in FIFA. But I mean this when I say it. This is not true.

You know I have. Have you seen me lose one? In your entire time knowing me? You've only played once, okay? And you had the computers on extra high for your team, okay? That's not true. He sounds undefeated to me. I'm undefeated.

Should we do a thing where we play golden goal? So the first person to score wins. You're not going to score, but yeah, sure. What are the stakes? Let's fucking go. What does the winner get? Say again? What does the winner get?

What are the stakes? I get Arsenal. You have to sell me Arsenal. I don't own Arsenal. Yeah, you do. I think you do. Yeah, you do. You own Arsenal.

You own Arsenal and you're going to sell it. You have to sell me Arsenal. Sure. Okay. You got to get him a date with the chicken girl. Yes. Okay, yeah. No, we, yeah, she is a different show, the menthol cigarette smoking show. Have you seen that one where they both smoke

a menthol on a stoop? Oh, wow. No. Okay, Shifty's going to give us the remote controls here. Is there a specific team you want me to be, or? You can pick whatever team you want me to be. America, and you can be...

I'll just be... Nicaragua or something like that. Definitely not England. I'll just be Arsenal. I'll be Arsenal. Okay, you're Arsenal? Okay. Okay.

Which one is shoot? Okay, play. Which one is shoot? Okay, play. Which one is shoot? Which one is shoot? Just start playing. Your instincts will take over. All right, fine. But seriously, is it X or A?

Just believe in yourself, bro. He beat me on a technicality. I'm rooting for you. Mark, shut up. No, no, no. You didn't get beat on a technicality. Honestly, you should be rooting for Andrew because it makes your loss less embarrassing.

Nah, nah. Okay. All right, come on then. I'm rooting for Andrew because, makes your loss less embarrassing. Nah. Okay. I'm rooting for Andrew because, you know what I mean? Do something then. Which one is go turbo? Go turbo? Oh, my God. Super Saiyan, you mean? Yeah, you got to go Super Saiyan.

Like, you see how I just crossed the fucking shit out of you? Again, I crossed. Again! Whoa, the skills, man. This is crazy. Wow. Wow, this is... Oh, the skills, man. This is crazy. Wow. Wow, this is... Oh, my God.

Whoa, look at this. Hold on. This is it. This is really bad, dog. This is like... This is really easy, actually. Get it. Get all.

Give me that! Do not try me ever! Do not try me ever! Do not try me ever. What did I say? No, no, that doesn't count. This is not easy. You put it on easy. You put it on easy.

Rematch. Rematch one time. I've never fucking lost in this. That was clearly. Wow. But this is not easy. That's how you're going to represent for us, bro? It's not easy.

This is a ladies game. Let's go, Winkler. I got you, bro. You're right But this is easy. That's how you're going to represent us, bro? It's all easy. This is a ladies' game. Let's go, England. I got you, bro. You're right. That was easy. Holy shit. I didn't know the controller. I didn't know the controller.

He bent it like Beckham. Look at the, who is that, Chavi? Oh, yes, you know. Yeah, the eyebrows. Come on. Okay, okay. This is now where we're actually going to start. Nah, I was like a woman.

Oh, my God. you have to get a warm-up come on come on what in the game it's like you're playing the game on slow listen he keeps taking it i want to keep tackling you no you didn't tackle i don't get tackled oh shit you're right oh no bro no way bro no way bro that was a good no way bro never been scored on what pace you just got crossed again you just dribbled what do you mean crossed didn't even do a skill move you're not even seeing the right terms no it's basketball terms my g what so alley alley you true come on come on oh oh oh. Oh, oh, oh, he's in the box. He's out of the box.

Oh, oh, what's he doing? Oh, he's back in the box. Oh, oh, oh. Lil' Lil' Fruit, what? Because I got my shit back. Oh, wait, why'd they give it back to you? Yeah, because you missed. You kicked it out, yo.

Give me that. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, let's go. Oh, oh, oh. Let me that. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, let's go. Oh, oh. Let's go. Oh, oh. Oh, tackle. Oh, oh.

Oh, oh. Oh. Smart pass it right to them. Fucking idiot. You control the guy. Yeah, I controlled it the other way, but the game is cheating. No, I do think the game is cheating. Oh, there we go.

Oh, a good pull. Oh, my God. Oh, he's through. Oh, my God. No. my god. Oh, he's through. Oh my god. No. No way. Psych. Don't give it up. Come on, bro. Let's go.

Come on, Andrew. You got this. He's mocking me. Let's go, Andrew. Let's go, Andrew. Let's go, Andrew. Andrew, why are you so quiet, bro? Yeah, I know. Oh, that was the... Oh! That was the shittest shot I've ever fucking seen.

But I have more shots on goal. That's true. It's a matter of time, bro. That's true. It's a matter of time. I've never played from behind before. Is that a central ceiling? Hey, yo.

Let me get on my defense shit. Oh, yeah. That's a dub right there. Right button. Right button. Goal. You can't score on me, bro. I told you the only chance you were going to have to score on me.

Take it back right now. Take it the other way. The only chance was in the beginning when I was figuring out the... The controls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Them ones. You know the controls stay the same each year. No, they don't. It's basically the same game actually every year. It really doesn't change much.

I played this on Nintendo. Did not come out on Nintendo. But it's halftime and it's 1-0 to me still. 1-0 not that impressive, to be honest. That's the thing. You're playing with your team. To be honest, I didn't know a few players. Let me switch.

Are you actually making changes? I'm making changes now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should make some changes. Make some changes. I don't need to make changes. I don't have his roots. Get Dembele in there.

Put the good people in. No, I like Duffy. Put the good people. Abayanga. Just put all the black players. Tendry. Yeah, get Dembele. Throw him in. Nah, nah like Duffy. Put the good people. Abayanga. Just put all the black players. Tendri. Yeah, get them belly. Throw them in.

Nah, nah, you don't want them belly. All right, hit B. Guys, this is soccer fun. Yeah, this game is soccer. Soccer's awesome. Hold on. But you would do this professionally, and you're not this? This is how good you are?

I used to. I used to be. Not anymore, but I don't play this game, man. There's a reason why he stopped. Also, EA should pay me to play that game. This is great promo for them.

But if I beat you, we call it soccer now. Oh, yeah, deal. Sure. Oh, yeah, sure. Of course. Oh, come on. Of course. Oh, dude. I don't know. He seems to not get it.

All right, GG. That was fun. Is that your first ever loss? That's my first ever loss in FIFA that I don't even count. No, he doesn't. He's never lost a game in FIFA. He lost one half. No one uses Barcelona. I'm using a guy named Tavares. You ain't allowed

back in the States, man. Tavares sucks. He beat you. Listen, there's some weird stuff going on with this. Obviously, you got home court advantage. We'll run it back another time. Of course, of course. My man, I really appreciate you coming by. And I'm very impressed with everything you're doing.

And it's a real inspiration. Keep chilling it, man. Thank you for having me. I mean that for real. Please tell the people anything before. They all know where they can find you, but these are Americans, man. Some of these Americans might not know about you.

Hi America. My name KSI, also known as just JJ. And yeah, I've got a boxing fight, August 27th against swarms. How much is it? He is not a B. He is a person. And,

uh, yeah. Um, pay-per-views are nice and cheap, way cheaper than fucking Jake Paul's no $60 bullshit. It's all less than half is. And then, yeah,

I've got a song, new song out, not over yet. Uh, the, yeah, I've got a song, new song out. Not over yet. The Sidemen. I've got Side Plus, Prime. Killing it. Mm-hmm. Killing it.

Yeah, we appreciate you. KSI, everybody. Yay.