Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Young Men Catch A...

Episode Date: July 5, 2019

Andrew, Akaash, and Kaz discuss: Hottest NBA Moms, The Maximum Age to Smash, Kawhi not going ANYWHERE, What YMCA Means, When did Pride MONTH start, Aunt Pearl, and MUCH MORE. INDULGE!!! Want the full episode? Sign Up: www.Patreon.com/Flagrant2

what's the most flagrant thought y'all had this week well um i'm on kawaii watch bro i'm on kawaii watch that's the flagrant that's the most flagrant thought you had all week you don't have a thing where you just don't let me finish thoughts you be starting your thoughts boring though you gotta come with the hammer i gotta give them it i gotta i gotta bring them in i got to bring them first i You have to spit on the pussy first. I got to bring him in. Thank you, Alkosh. At least you know. I love giving some fucking context.

I like to work myself back. I think it's time. You know what I mean? Nah, man. You've been right about a lot of shit this year, Andrew. Thank you. You've been right about a lot of shit. I got to give him this.

And I'm going to be right about him staying. He's staying in Toronto. I don't know, dog. How much? I don't know. How much you want back? I don't know. How much you want back? Toronto's doing a lot right now, bro. How much you want to bet? I don't know. How much you want to bet?

Toronto's doing a lot right now, bro. How much you want to bet? How much you want to bet? What you want to bet? 10 racks. 10 racks? First off, I know who your mans is. Why would I willingly just give you 10 racks?

Because that's what I'd be doing. I'm just saying. All right, so I guess he's saying. If you're that confident, you put up 10 racks. All right, that changed my mind. I feel like he could just be saying 10 racks if you back off. I could be on Mount Bluffington right now.

You don't know. Possibly. But what do you think about Toronto? There was rumors that they were doing the whole thing where Kawhi didn't want leaks getting out, where he was going. Now there's fucking helicopters

chasing his jet on the way home. I don't believe none of that. None of that shit. That shit is fabricated. I think Toronto's doing the fucking most. And I think they might be shooting themselves in the foot right now. I think they got to chill the fuck out. Relax.

Toronto's chilling. Everybody's chilling. I still don't see how the thought was flagrant. Yeah, I need a flagrant thought. I need you thinking about some shit. Really thinking about it. I was looking at this 80-year-old woman's titties today before we came here. I was you thinking about some shit, really thinking about it. I was looking at this 80-year-old woman's titties today before we came here. I was talking to her at this place.

Oh, well, that's different. And she told me that she wasn't going to fuck this dude that she was going on a date with. She was 80? She was 50. Yeah, she was 80. Frances. Her name is Frances. I got her number and everything.

Matter of fact, I got her card. But I tried to get her number. I tried to bag that. What's her card? I was about to say, what does she do that she has a card? Let me find out what this bitch do. Trip matters. She books trips.

Ah, travel agent. Yeah, but she just had a super rich ass husband. Still exists. Obviously. But he's dead. He died 10 years ago. So I was like, what's up with that pussy? You know what else died 10 years ago?

Pussy. Travel agency. So real talk. She didn't realize it yet. She's the last dinosaur out here. But she came up to me trashed my outfit didn't even know me she just walked up to me in my diner not my diner she was like she's like what are those ripped jeans why would you wear these ripped jeans

where do you get that you're trying to neg you son i think she was trying to neg me women do that way more than men she shit on on my shirt. She's like, what's that stupid ass shirt? She goes, my shirt's Ralph Lauren. All right, bitch. That's what I said. That's incredibly unimpressive. Oh, Macy's ass bitch. Get the fuck out of here, bitch.

She probably got it in the 60s when it was like $12. Yo, I know. She probably kept that shit vintage. It's probably vintage as fuck. Dave Impolo is Ralph Lauren, son. She was trying. I think she might have been trying to fuck, and I missed the fucking sign, dude. What's your age?

What's your age? The oldest woman I'd fuck? Oldest woman you'd fuck. 92? 92. That was very specific. You got a woman in mind. Yeah, who?

You know, there's a 92 woman out there. How old is Betty White? You fuck Betty White? I think I'd fuck her for the story. Betty White's got to be 90-something. She's in her 90s. Give me your best bets. Go.

96. I'd say 93. I'd go 88-something. She's in or not. Give me your best bets. Go. 96. I'd say 93. I'd go 88. 97. She's 97? She's 97? Holy fuck. She a treasure, dog.

Wow. She was a bad bitch back in the day, too. Yo, you ever see Young Betty White? You ever see Young Betty White? No, Young Betty White was fucking fire, bro. I don't think they had pictures for Young Betty White. I think you're gonna see a painting on the wall. Yo, look it up. Yo, Young Betty White? Yo, check out that painting for Young Betty White. I think you're going to see a painting on the wall. Yo, look it up.

Yo, Young Betty White? Yo, check out that painting. Sick, bro. Sick, bro. Oh, shit. Young Betty White could get it, bro. She looked like Elvis. Yeah, she did.

Everybody looked like Elvis. No, you got to go younger. Not this. That's a grown-ass woman, Betty White. We need titties. Them heavy tits hold on betty white oh heavy tits that's the type oh okay look at the curves what the fuck is that sick bro yo shit betty white was a bad bitch back in the day oh my goodness No no that's Betty Brosmer Widener Same chick

Same chick Yo Betty White had the dumper son Betty White is the fucking That's the stage name Look at the ass of young Betty bro Y'all couldn't handle that Y'all couldn't handle that You couldn't handle that Kaz

Kaz you couldn't handle that Nah I'd take it a time Nah you couldn't handle that? You couldn't handle that, Kaz? Kaz, you couldn't handle that? Nah, I'd take it a 10. Nah, you couldn't handle that? I'd take it a 10. Bro, this is a 97-year-old. She's passed like that in Nigeria? She's passed your cutoff. Would you still do it?

Say what? She's passed your cutoff. Would I fuck Betty White? She's 97, not 92. I would do it for the story. I don't know how I'd do it. I don't know. Gently?

You think it still gets good? Still gets juicy? Say what? There's no way it still gets good? Still gets juicy? Say what? There's no way it still gets juicy. Nah, you got to hit it with a... Throw some Saratoga water on it. Y'all ain't never... Spit shine that bitch.

You got to squeeze some lemon on it. Get that citrus going. You got to put some castor oil on it. Like a fucking... Like an old engine. Just rev that son of a bitch up. Castor oil GTS. Some WD-40.

Oh, shit. Damn, Betty. Damn, Betty, that's the hit list right there, bro. You could tell she was bad back in the day, bro. All right, that was my most flagrant thought, having sex with an 80-year-old woman. Go. Oh, damn. Akash.

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