Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Zohran Wins NYC, Schulz in Street Fighter Movie + Surprise UFC Pop In

Episode Date: July 1, 2025

YERRR – this week’s episode is a moovieeeeee. From Venezuela to Volkanovski, the boys cover everything. Mamdani’s got political motion, the Flagrant foreign party was all over Europe: Ibiza partying, Paris fighting and Spanish excellence, and Mark went to prison. But it doesn’t stop there – ALEX VOLKANOVSKI pulls up to break down his Ilia fight, what’s next in the UFC, and why PPV is evolving. He talks strategy, losses, future opponents, and whether Andrew can handle the process of getting shredded for his movie. All that and so much more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 00:00 Mamdani's Momentum + VENEZUELA 5:23 Eric Adams Aura + Saying wild stuff 7:33 Sudanese take over + Having some balls 11:16 Zohran Mamdani, Come on the pod 14:35 Single Brain Voting 16:46 Seems like he cares + His policies 23:57 You can't win without Flagrant 25:51 Dov LOVES partying + Ibiza isn't pretentious 32:15 Travelling with a kid + The same problems 38:13 Coin clipping 41:43 Fighting in Paris + Damn, Miles 49:43 Breaking down European hotness 52:46 Leaning in + Being objective 55:37 Going to prison with Jelly Roll 59:00 Bonsai Trees Obsession = Mid life crisis 1:05:44 Portland shows + RIP Taters 1:08:30 Special Guest = ALEX VOLKANOVSKI 1:15:25 Rewatching the losses 1:20:10 Adjustments + Ilia's shift 1:26:31 Strategy vs Ilia 1:31:24 Who does Volk want next? PPV has changed 1:36:08 New crop of talent in UFC + Unpredictability 1:40:47 Big money fight + Relationships with other fighters 1:45:08 Bubbler Bystander 1:46:44 Potential next opponents 1:49:30 How many more paychecks? New hobbies 1:51:10 Volk in Street Fighter? Other stars 1:54:00 Does Andrew need to get shredded? 1:56:24 Who can Volk be? Cooking in NYC 2:01:42 Dieting + Dan Hibiki role 2:07:13 Foundation to be in shape + Are we citizens? 2:16:12 Squid Game difficulties Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And we're back! Listen, we go away for one week and New York City turns into a Muslim communist utopia. What the fuck happened? When we went away, right, we had the guy that killed all the old people and was f***ing his employees. He was- Decent, upstanding guy! He was gonna be mayor! He should have been! That's a good guy, trust! I thought no matter what, we're still getting 11, right? If Cuomo or Mayor Adams wins, we get 11. All right? I don't even want to wins, we get 11, all right?

I don't even want to know what 11 looks like if Mom Donnie's gonna be mayor. Put a 9 in front of it. All right, don't do that. Don't do that. That's racist. That's racist. I stand with Zolan. I'm sorry, dude. That was really good. That was really good. Hey, hey, do it a second time.

No sound tower. Go on, dude. That's crazy. I don, hey, hey, just do it a second time. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's out, he has people, like they came to my door three times in the past two months. Damn. So they know who got the... Rent was later. What did you say? Yeah. No, but for real, so how did they know to target you?

I mean, I live in Queens, so. What? I live in Queens, they want to come here. Yeah, but you're black. Like, it's like, just like white kids vote for him, right? Isn't that the... No, I think it was white people and people also make over 100,000.

Okay! Damn! Damn! That's what they said though. That's what they said. Yeah, I know. That's it. That's what they said. I didn't know I made that much. According to IRS, I do not.

It's uh... Just can't help it, right? Isn't it just everybody with like $200,000 is tuning loans? Like isn't that... Exactly, right? I imagine this and there's gonna be David Friedberg and all the all in he did like a cool breakdown of it maybe we end up watching it but like but this is kind of what I was feeling I didn't tie it to student loans but like when the socialist populism starts to happen yeah usually it's when you just feel like there's no opportunity. Yeah. That's usually what happens.

When you move to New York, you're coming here because you've got some crazy dream and you're going to make it happen. And when you come with like $200,000, $300,000 worth of debt, you realize you have negative money and there's really no way that you're going to be able to escape that. So now you can't pursue this crazy dream of yours because you got this crippling debt.

And then you got to go, okay, well, how can my life be kind of good as it is? And well, now we need the government to tap in and make that. That's a very valid feeling, though. That's what I'm saying. I completely understand everybody that has $200, $300,000 worth of student loan debt. You know, not everyone. Like if you decided to major in something crazy, like women. Women. Yeah.

Anything. No, like if you just had some crazy major that there's no job you can ever get and you have $200,000 worth of student loans, like you're obviously being stupid. But I do think there are a lot of people that maybe sold a dream with college and it just doesn't exactly work that way anymore.

And now they're in this situation where they're getting crushed by rent, they're getting crushed by the cost of living, and they really see no upward mobility. So they're like, hey, I gotta breathe here, and this guy looks like he's gonna give me a little wiggle room. I completely understand why they're going for it.

It's gonna destroy the city and we're not gonna get 11. And it will happen, but that is okay. It will happen. Why do you feel it's gonna destroy the city and we're not gonna get 11. And it will happen, but that is okay. It will happen. Why do you feel it's gonna destroy the city? Because Venezuela or something the right wing guys told me. Right, because it's gonna be Venezuela. That's what all the right wing guys told me.

Inflation, inflation. Yeah, that's what they said. That's a real problem. They didn't talk about the 50s when there was like a 90% marginal tax rate and that's where the American Dream started Guys we're not gonna get a 9-eleven. Yeah Do they called New York's 11 9-eleven? That would be insane, Mark. You're so racist. Two poles in the middle. Everybody's... Dude, two poles in the middle and exactly 920.

They just start to combust. This is not good to joke around. No, this is extremely racist. No, it's okay in Mumdani's New York. Exactly. Mumdani's joke, we joke around. We can't joke about this, dude. Listen, we're globalizing the Antifata.

I don't even know what the fuck that shit is. I thought it was the new Groove movie. I ain't know know what the fuck Sounds hard though Group chat and oh Tanya came after my She just chewed me a new one and then I did some research and like, oh I'm talking about a different situation. A different answer. Oh, is that what he texted in my bag? So what is Globalized Antifada and why was our soon-to-be mayor saying that shit?

You know, I don't know what is actual. Did he say Globalized Antifada? I think he just refused to denounce a movement or whatever. It's one of those. No, I think he said it. So he's stuck between a rock and a hard place. A lot of these... Shit. You rock and a hard place? You know you can do this rock and just pick it up, throw it in a tank.

Dude, you rock and a hard place is just Iran. Yeah, I did. No, because a lot of the... You need some crazy ideas to like shake shit up and make some noise when you're a candidate that's pulling a zero, right? So you need to say some wild shit so that you can get the attention of people who have the wildest beliefs. You took your advice.

Exactly. You gotta do it for comedy and post clips. You can't do it for mayor, okay? We need a mayor who fingers his employees. Yes, or has swag. Or has swag. Or has swag. Listen, Mayor Adam sat on that seat, man,

and there's nothing more I gotta say about it. Like, you felt the energy, didn't you? You did, you did. He did. That was crazy. Look, I dress nice now. No, he did change the way you dress. He cocked you, that was crazy.

Yeah. Remember when he called you a flamingo for your nails? No, he didn't, what the fuck is this? Or it was another way to start with that. There was crazy. Yeah. Remember when he called you a flamingo for your nails? No he didn't, what the fuck is this? There was another where they started with that. There was this. Now he did lie right to Al's face though. And then he said, what did he say to you? I asked are you running as a Democrat?

He told me yes, absolutely. And then the next day he came. Buddy, not even the next day. Soon as we walk out of the interview, we go home. He's announced he's running as an independent. He saw Al's nails, he's like, I'm done with these Democrats. I can't be taking these ferries to the promised land.

The fuck is going on over here? Let mom Donnie handle that. No, but yeah, like you gotta say some wild shit and also it's probably like, I don't know, you gotta have some pretty, you have to have a little bit more extreme ideas and then you galvanize those people on the extremes. But now when you have an actual shot to be mayor,

you don't wanna lose them, right? Because if you go, I was just kinda being hyperbolic and I was being a little bit crazy, they all go, what the fuck is wrong with you? So I saw a video recently of him at some event, and there was some dude who's like Palestinian, came back and he goes,

what do you mean you recognize Israel? I supported you because This is before the primary to be fair this video. I'm fairly certain is before the primary right after the debate Oh, okay. Got it. Got it. So it was like here's this here's this thing where it's like you're trying to land the plane and guys I Don't want to do any more 9-eleven. This is extremely fucking you better vote for Eric Adams It's fucked up. There's no 9-eleven during Eric Adams. Can we fucking show off about that? And you better vote for Eric Adams. It's fucked up dude. There was no 9-elevens during Eric Adams.

Can you at least give him credit for that? That's true. Not one. Kept the city safe. Canal Street looks like Sudan. How did the Sudanese take over the Chinese main export in America, which is fake shit? When did this happen? I've only known Africans to be selling the fake shit.

I assume that was how it always was. When we were growing up, it was Chinese ladies. China bought Africa, not Africans are working for the Chinese. They outsourced their Chineseness? They put them on the corners now? Mom, Donnie got to do something about that. They outsource their Chineseness? They put them on the corners now? Mom, Donnie gotta do something about that. Yeah.

You gotta get these Chinese people their jobs back. I'm sick and tired, I'm sick and tired of these Africans stealing these Chinese people's jobs. Ah! Oh man. No, no, what was I gonna say? Oh yeah, so now he's gotta land the plane and now he's gotta be delicate about this shit.

He says like, when you're the guy who's pulling it zero, you can say whatever the fuck you want, it's not real. Dude, I would see the Israel stuff and like, he would say, I believe Israel has a right to exist as a country, but, and then he would say what they're doing is crazy, which I think is how most of us feel. So I think even before, on that. He said they have a right to exist as long as they respect

international law or something like that. Yeah, which. Yeah. Yeah, like, I don't know, that's nothing crazy., yeah. Yeah, like, yeah, I know that's nothing great. The rest of them, like, when every one of them were like tap dancing on that debate stage. Oh, that was fucking embarrassing. And he was the one that didn't do it.

That's when I was like, okay, this kid got some balls, he's not bald, this is cool. That's fun. I think that was massive. There was some really nice, his social media team did a great job. Dude, there's one moment of his mom coming out while he's campaigning, and and he gives her a big hug

and a kiss on the cheek and she's like, he's eating junk food and she's worried. And it's really sweet and endearing. So that made him look nice. And then dunking on Cuomo with that fucking, you're right, I'm not like. Oh no, he's ready. That's when I was like, oh he got it.

The campaign is starting. He's gonna ruin the city, but he's ready. He's ready, he's gonna do it in style. And he's gonna do it in an accent that nobody with immigrant parents from Queens has ever had. I know accents. I have three. None of them, I have three accents.

Okay, most New Yorkers have between two and four accents. So he's a real New Yorker. No, but this one we don't have here. There's no politician accent in New York. When did he move here? Because he went to school in Uganda or whatever. Probably went to a British school. So where's that click click shit?

Why is he clicking? That's what I want. He probably went to a British school. I want him to be frustrated with someone and suck his teeth. Like, you know that? If you do that, if he said that to Cuomo. Al, you're such a fucking cracker man. Can't even make African jokes around you, dude.

Yeah. You don't even know what the fuck we're talking about. Yeah. Not when you're seven. Yeah, he probably shouldn't have an accent from you. I'm pissed off he doesn't have a bull hanging from his bottom lip. Like, are you from Africa or not?

Do you know what I'm saying? Where's the bowl on your bottom lip, sir? Yes. Look at this guy. He's got a regular lip. He is handsome though. I love this guy, dude. He is handsome.

Between him and Elon, dude, Africans are taking over American politics. Yo, non-African Africans are crushing it. I mean, they've been ducking us, but I like them. Yo, that's the other thing. Cause let's, let's, let's, let's, what is it? What is that? Cards on the table. Yes.

No, no, no, no. Put a nail in it or something like that. Clear the slate, whatever, like that. Clear the air? What the fuck? Put a ball in his nose? What do you say? We'll get there.

What is it? What are you trying to say right now? Let's put a ball in the lip right now. No, you're being so racist, bro. Let's put a ball in the lip right now. Listen, let's ring up the neck. Let's ring up the neck. I don't even know if that's in Africa. It might be like an Asian truck.

It's Malaysian. Okay, so listen, I've had a lot of people reach out, yo, you can have Momdani on, okay? Yeah, we've been trying to have them on. And Momdani, maybe your comms people aren't getting back to you or whatever it is But like they've been ghosting us

Initially, I think they were reaching out a lot you were in touch with them They were they were really trying to come on Yes, they were we had to go to Ibiza before they want to turn this into you know The expanding the caliphate to New York City We we mean we the royal I'm a royal. You know, I was using the royal way. Mum-dawney. Exactly.

So listen, we all went on vacation, right? And then I come back from vacation, I'm trying to email a couple, I'm texting the comms person, I DM them, they gave me a little cold shoulder when I DMed and then somebody else in the DMs was like, oh, actually, yeah, yeah, we're in touch with some people, blah, blah, blah. I try to get him like a month and a half ago, brown to brown, man to man interview. He wouldn't even- I'm just saying, you know, there's a podcast, there's a biggest podcast in New York City by far.

You know, you have the ability to touch all these different people. You're going to do these little live streams and these other things. Like, it probably could be a good idea to come. So maybe, Zahra, maybe your people aren't telling you, or obviously things are kind of busy, but if you want it, you want it. It's simple as that, you know what I mean? If you want to be mayor of the greatest city in the world,

you gotta get after it, you gotta touch everybody. So. Yeah, take it from Cuomo. Yeah, I know. That's how you gotta do it. But if you wanna win, you gotta touch everybody. We just wanna put it out right now so we don't have any of this election shit, right?

He's been asked his people are not getting back to us They were asking to come on a lot after the win. They've kind of gone ghosts win on the primary They've gone ghosts. So Zahran maybe this will reach you maybe some false. I'll ask other people to go reach out to him Whatever. I don't want to say they're ducking us But I do. Yeah. So listen, we have a seat right here. We'd love to sit down and talk to you about some of your policies and how you've managed to galvanize white losers to support you. And son, there's no minorities have voted for him. I looked at the demographics. Bullshit. I don't vote, but yeah, I would have. Bullshit. I'm telling you, they don't. Black people didn't vote for him. It would I'm telling you they don't

Brooklyn it's all of white Brooklyn voted for him. Yeah, but all of Queens Queens is the most diverse Queens In Queens lost the Bronx it of course lost the box because there's no white people there. The only white person the Bronx owns is the Yankees. So yeah, so I want to know how he's galvanized. I mean, what I assume it is, it has a lot to do with the college, so it's just like people who go to college, obviously no one in the Bronx has ever done that,

but like people, obviously. Yo, you better chill out. What, what, what? Is that what the Bronx is known for? Higher education? I can't talk about that shit. What? There's a college out there.

That's the four or five train away. They gonna come down and smack the shit out of you. No, they might, and they would prove my point. You know, they're busy drilling, dude. They're drilling. They're drilling. Okay? No one in Bushwick, Fort Greene, or Williamsburg is drilling.

Williamsburg they're drilling. The Jews. The Jews. They're getting underground. They're getting some tunnels. That, Momdani, are you going to allow the Jews to build tunnels wherever they want? Do you see what happened in Borough Park? No.

99% voted against Momdani. It's the highest non-Momdani neighborhood. What is Borough Park? It's all Hasidic. Oh, but I heard there are some Hasidic communities, or there are some Jewish communities that actually supported him. Maybe, but the Hasids are like the most like, they just vote all together at once. Yeah, singular brain. They're like those, what is that? I think when I say, yeah, he'll say something, I go, yeah. They do have a singular brain. Like I think when I say yeah, he'll say something, I go yeah. They do have a singular brain.

I think that's what makes them so effective as a voting block. It's like there's the rabbi, the rabbi says this is what's going down, and then they do it. Look how they dress. There's no individualism. Who's that 1%? Who's that 1% that didn't listen? He said 99% in Borough Park.

There's one gentrifier, dude. Yeah, it's fucking Mariz Yahu. One guy in the crowd. Also, guys, we dropped a bunch of new tour dates on the website, AkashSingh.com. Starting in August, they're gonna do Kansas City, Missouri. We're going to Perrysburg, Ohio, Liberty Township, Ohio. A lot of Ohio. We're going to Dane Beach, Florida, Cleveland,

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you can suck Akash's dick or Myles' dick, because I'm gonna try. I'll be there, only to get my dick sucked, not to perform. Stop it. All right, thank you, guys. Peace. I also think part of the reason he won's, maybe secondarily, I don't wanna argue with Friedberg, but like when you feel cheated by mainstream politicians, for lack of a better word, the guys on the outside

are gonna start seeming a lot more appealing. He seems so much more authentic than Cuomo has seemed since COVID at least. He seems more authentic than me than Eric Adam seems. He seems like he cares. You can say not authentic or like- I don't feel like he's authentic. Okay, fine, but it seems like he cares. Yes, you can say not authentic or I feel like he's authentic Okay, fine But you can I feel like he can I think he has plans that I think he has plans and ideas

that Appeal to the frustrations of New Yorkers where these other politicians like the Cuomo's whatever feels like it's just gonna be the same old same old This has put these New Yorkers in the position. They are right now. Yeah, they're suffering The only problem is like a lot of the plans that he has, some of them, and this is why I want to talk with him, and not on some gotcha shit, but like from my little research, like implementing them would be quite difficult. You know, like, like for example, he to pay for all of his plans, he wants like increased taxes by 2% on like the billionaires.

Sure. Great idea. The mayor can't do that. You have to convince the assemblyman to do that. Taxation, even in the New York City, is done in Albany, right? Which he was working in the state assembly and he didn't do while he was there. So how is he going to get it done now that he's mayor? He was in the position to raise taxes before, for four years, whatever it is, and it didn't happen. Now he no longer has that authority to make that change.

How is that gonna happen? There's certain circumstances also, like understanding like this, like rent freeze. I get it, I get it. Rent is fucking crushing people. I get it 100%. There's downstream effects of that that cause rental problems in New York City right now.

Now I'm sure there's other things to refute this, of course. And it has been done before. It has. Bloomberg. No, no, the rent freezes have been done before. It has. The rent freezes have been done before 100 percent, but the downstream effects create these like what are called a ghost apartments. So when you have a limitation in the ability to increase rent, and I'm not making the argument for increasing rent and there's a bunch of fucking scumbag landlords

out there, don't get me wrong. Like I actually love this this idea of finding ways to make it more affordable for New York, but I think the way you do that is by increasing production. You basically create more supply, and then that brings it all down. But right now what you're going to do is, he has plans to build, but building takes time. You can't just erect a fucking skyscraper in a month or two like they used to do back in the day. You have building codes and all this other fucking shit. So you have this situation where if you're not allowed to increase rent, it doesn't incentivize

the people who own the building to renovate those apartments. It actually incentivizes them to leave them vacant until hopefully one day they change. So there's a hundred thousand units that are rent controlled in New York City that are sitting vacant right now. One hundred thousand units that are rent controlled in New York City that are sitting vacant right now. One hundred thousand because of this change. So these are the types of down river effects that we need to think about. Like yes rent freeze makes you feel awesome now and as a voter you go well I don't care about downstream.

My life is difficult right now. I need to know that I'm not spending more money every single year on rent. I get that a hundred percent. But do we create a problem? Does this solution create a much bigger problem down the road, which it looks like it has, whereas freeing up places to build so you increase supply will naturally drive down rent? So I would have to do more research. I just don't see how it would incentivize a landlord to not rent out the apartment because a rent freeze is year to year.

It's not like a long-term thing. It's not a forever thing. What does that mean? A rent freeze is year to year meaning like it's like every year they decide how much rent will go up, like what percentage but that exists that exists already. Yeah. So he's just talking about a rent freeze that's temporary. So for this year we're not raising rent. Yeah. Next year we'll revisit. So it just temporarily helps people who are already like Pretty hard like month to month with rent and then what? How would that help those people next year? I guess it's no but that's the thing. It's like a relief temporarily You help people and so like if you're really check to check now

Okay, I know for the next year my rent's not gonna go up and maybe I can Allocate some money put some money away. Whatever go up and maybe I can allocate some money, put some money away, whatever the case is. Like it just helps people who are starving right now. It gives you like, you know when you're playing the car racing video game and you pass the checkpoint, you get another 30 seconds or 40 seconds? It gives you that, but it's not like a solution

to the problem in New York City, which is a lack of units, right? And we have right now millions of square feet, millions of square feet of office in Midtown, New York City, which is a lack of units, right? And we have right now millions of square feet, millions of square feet of office in Midtown New York that is zoned for offices. It's zoned for commercial. If we can change that zoning and we can start making residential properties there, yeah, maybe it's not like the most amazing place to live, but like honestly, who gives a fuck? You're in Manhattan.

It would be an amazing place to live, right? Like being in Midtown. Sure, sure, like Manhattan. It would be a nice place to live, right? Sure, sure. Like whatever. Like you said, those things take time. So in the meantime, I can freeze rent while creating more affordable housing. Because you said he wants to build. He wants to increase supply to match the demand.

But while I do that, year to year, here's a rent freeze. That's fair. And I did see him say that he has ideas to build. I think that you don't even need to build. I think you just need to rezone a lot of these buildings. Which would be even faster. And then like months, we're talking about transition of months. So many people are not working in these office spaces.

I'm not saying a lot of people are working from home. Obviously people have gone back in, but if there's still vacant offices, and we know the issue is supply, supply, supply. You can't just put this like artificial cap, right? An artificial cap, like you said, maybe it lasts a year or two years But you're gonna really affect the market and then you're not gonna incentivize the renovation of these units and the upkeep of these units Now you want to have fucking slumlords. That's gonna be next level Forever. Yeah, and also I'll say like there's a lot like we have friends growing up that had the I have both situations

I had friends that grew up that had rent control departments and there were like people that were like hard-working Struggling and the landlords are doing everything they possibly to to get them kicked out of there like piece of shit landlords So we know those people exist 100% I got a friend my boy Carlos Who ended up being a cop you guys have all met Carlos and like the landlord stopped accepting rent from the family So that they could eventually claim that they weren't paying rent. Oof. So what his family did, they were smart enough, they just started putting the rent in escrow

and just kept it there. And then they went to court and then they end up winning. But these fucking landlords will do anything to do it. They'll buy some of these buildings, trying to buy them out. So we know that there's a lot of scumbag landlords. But there's also a lot of New Yorkers that have rent control apartments and then they have a fucking place upstate. Like I know a lot of scumbag lenders. But there's also a lot of New Yorkers that have rent control apartments and then they have a fucking place upstate. Like I know a buddy of mine.

He had a rent control apartment that was in Brooklyn Heights and then he had a place upstate. That rent control apartment is not for you. It's not for people that can afford another place. And if the government knew that they had that other place, they would have kicked them out of that rent control apartment. So there are a lot of people with wealth that are taking advantage of this system as well. So it's not just these landlords. Yeah. But his solution is a fucking global into father. It's a global into father. I know he's good is dub. Don't even hate him.

Yeah. That's when I was like, guy. That means Dove's in on some Mossad project. Bring him into the studio and you can talk to him and see what he has to say. If he passed Dove's sniff test bet he's good. Al thinks he wins the general election. I don't think he wins the general election. I mean listen nobody can win the general election without coming on flagrant so obviously if he wants to have the same outcome as to give you $1,000, got the last socialist that — Yeah. The socialist, the yin-yang twins, when the yin-yang twin was giving everybody $1,000,

right, he was gaining a lot of steam because American New Yorkers were struggling, right? So not we, but some, many are struggling. So that seems really good. And then you play it safe and you know, you play prevent defense prevents you from winning. Yeah, he's gonna come on. So you have you have an open seat to come on. But I have quite a few unresponded to text messages. He'll come on. But so now the now that yeah, done. Yeah, no question. Here's what I don't think people do. I think that it was awesome watching the momentum. He never had a target on his back. He didn't run with a target on his back because nobody saw him as a real threat.

So he just got to talk his shit, be spicy. Yeah, he wasn't a baby in Gaza. Like, why would he? Why would he have a target on his back, dude? Yo, stop that shit show. I'm talking about his guy dude. Sheld goes away a little bit. That's not fair. Because Hamas has headquarters right under that bay.

And you have no idea dude. Did you think that was a diaper station? No, it was a fucking Hamas headquarters dude. That's not Aquaphor, that's not Desiton, that's not the things you need for diaper rash, that's all in my safe quarters right there! Come on, dude! Don't you know how they make bombs that use diapers, Desitin and Aquafor? You mix that up together, it's a fucking nuke! We gotta take it out! We gotta take it out! We gotta send Shelton on vacation. I know, right? I was just thinking, let's go. Oh my God. So annoying was Dove and Ibiza, huh? Oh my God.

This guy's coming around. Dude, Dove was so funny, man. This guy loves partying, dude. He fucking loves it, dude. Like, I never, I never, I don't even fuck with partying no more, dude. What? I don't fuck with it that much. I like day parties.

Okay, that's a vibe. I want to get drunk during the day, be sober by the time I go to sleep, wake up in the morning, play paddle. Grow iron. That's the, like... Grow men party. I'm not trying, in Ibiza everything is from three in the morning to seven in the morning. Yeah.

Like I'm talking to John Summit, you know the DJ John Summit, he's like huge, I'm like, yeah, I'm like dude, and I was talking to this other DJ, Fisher, do you guys know Fisher? It was fucking amazing. Yeah, great, call the fish. They're amazing. And I was like fellas, I'm here, I wanna see your guys, like I'm excited to see your guys shit,

like I wanna see you guys, you're at the Mecca for partying. So I'm like, it's different when you're at like a club in Vegas, like I wanna see you when you're at, what is the show like? And they're like, yeah, I'm going on from three to seven, I'm like, day party? This is fine, like what? He goes, no, three to seven a.m., I'm like, what is the show like? And they're like, yeah, I'm going on from three to seven. I'm like, day party? This is fine. Like, what?

He goes, no, 3 to 7 AM, I'm like, I'm gonna catch you in Vegas, my boy. There's no fucking way. I'm gonna wake up at 6 AM and head over there. Son, you know that's what a lot of people will do. They take a little nap, wake up, and then go. That's the only way you can make it. But yeah, I'm too old for the night parties, bro.

If your shit ain't starting at like 11, but he loved it, this motherfucker. No, I ain't starting at like 11. But he loved it? This motherfucker I'm just partying dude. There was one night where I was so tired because I have a child that I have to wake up. Oh yeah. Okay? Can I just tell y'all something? Yeah tell us. I saw Andrew as a dad by the way we flew back together and it was really funny to watch someone torture him the way he tortures everyone else. That's the funniest shit. Oh man. The baby was crying, they were trying to, she was hungry and four girls just crying.

Shiloh is so beautiful. Emma was so sweet. She was like, I hope you guys don't mind. It's the cutest thing in the world. Anyway, Shiloh's crying. You're trying to hold off giving them milk until the plane takes off so the ears pop when they're drinking. Oh, okay.

That's the idea. Shiloh keeps crying. She's hungry. Shiloh's going through it. Shiloh keeps crying. She's hungry. Shul's going through it. Shul, so you can tell, just struggling, saying anything he can. I just pulled my head up over, I said, hey, it sounds like she gets grumpy when she's hungry.

Who do you think she got that from? I had nothing. I had nothing. I had no comebacks, nothing. So on the way out to Ibiza, right, we get on the plane, right? Emma got Shiloh, everything's good. I take a sleeping pill.

I'm like, I'm getting ahead of this shit. I'm good. I take a sleeping pill, right? Take the sleeping pill, gulp, plane takes off, I'm knocked out. Two hours. I'm deep in asleep. Two hours. Attention, everybody. There's a problem with the oxygen

on the plane, we'll be returning back to New York. No. I said, oh no. Two hours into a sleeping pill. No, keep listening, keep listening. Keep listening, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. Two hours into a sleeping pill,

this shit is just starting to kick in. My wife is like, okay, I need no, no, no, no. Two hours into a sleeping pill, this shit is just starting to kick in. My wife is like, okay, I need your help with the child. I'm like, I don't even know what she's doing. I'm low oxygen and I'm on a sleeping pill. I can barely stand up at this point, okay? We're two hours out, we gotta go two hours back, land, okay? I am gone off the sleep. I'm a zombie, I can barely hold the baby.

I can't make the stroller, right? I'm trying to fold the stroller into the little part. I can't do it, I'm just like, Jose, like I can't even make sentences to ask for help. I can't do anything. You're like Leo in a quail loop. So that's what I felt like. I go back, right?

We just waiting for the whole full of the plane takes, a whole full of the plane takes, so we talk to a girl, right, who like, went to the show at Madison Square Garden, we're like, yo, can you go check to see if the plane's actually gonna take off, because sometimes they bullshit. She's like, I got you. She goes back there, comes back, she goes,

it's not happening until the morning. Damn. We go, bet, get in the Uber, look at the app, 15 minutes after we left, plane went the fucking first. It's like. It's like. It's like. Bro.

It sounds like you and Dove might have been the problem on the plane, dude. The two of you guys were sucking up all the oxygen. And they were like, we have some issues. Oh, I would have been tired. I texted him, I said, how's Paris? He said, we haven't left yet. I said, what?

You're supposed to leave two days ago, what's happening? Oh yeah, no, it was brutal. Oh. Well, you just asked a random lady, like hey, give us intel on the plane? No, I asked the lady, the flight attendant. Oh, she worked there? Yeah, she worked there.

Oh fuck, did she punk you? Punk me, but whatever, we got back out there. And then Ibiza was fucking, Ibiza was cool. Have you guys been to Ibiza, anybody? No, never. It's? No, it's like fire It's it's like it's Mexico for Europe. It's Europe's Mexico. That's It's like everybody Europe goes there They party a lot of Americans actually go there like a lot of people like that are from Miami and shit because it just gets so hot

And you can go there. It's like relatively cheap and What's cool about it? Is it like it's Spain so they're not Spain is not pretentious France is pretentious and there's good things that come with pretentiousness like you can't be pretentious without having nice shit yeah yeah you gotta have nice shit to meet up with the pretentiousness yes yep right so like we put up with their attitude because it's beautiful it's it's amazing, right? Italy is like less pretentious than France, but still they got a little bit of, you know, Spain is no pretentiousness.

Like Spain, they're almost kind of Moroccans and shit. Like they don't even really know what they are, you know? Everything's been so mixed and matched. And there's zero pretentiousness. So like there's never a moment where you feel uncomfortable, never a moment where you feel judged. Like it's, for that, is it as nice as in Italy or France?

No. But like, never feeling out of place or uncomfortable and always feeling like accepted and welcomed beats that in so many ways. Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. No, I always thought Ibiza is a big party destination. Half party, half wellness. Oh really? Yeah. So half of the island, I heard it's like, I didn't

know it was so many Americans, but like people like Germans and like Denmark and all that, like all the party kids, they go there, they get to go on drugs and then they party all the way in the morning. And then the other side is just like older people with money who just want to chill. Oh. It's like an original wellness place. So going with the fam was great. It was amazing. It's amazing.

It's a traveling with a kid is the hardest thing that's ever been done in history. I remember thinking about like D-Day when they like just dropped the door and like they fucking German started shooting and like the first 14 of them died. and I was like, they don't even know what it's like to travel with a baby. There's nothing more difficult than traveling with a baby.

I mean that and I will stand by that for the rest of my life. But once you're there with the baby, it's fucking incredible. It's amazing. I was going to try to join you guys. I was in Barcelona. Yeah, why didn't you come over? I just couldn't get away. We just had so much stuff. It was my short that's nice. I was going to try to join you guys. I was in Barcelona. Yeah. Why didn't you come over? I just couldn't get away. We just had like so much stuff. It was my shorty's birthday. So a lot of family stuff, stuff that was planned.

But yeah, I was looking I saw like protests were going on for people, for tourists in Barcelona because they're like against it, because they're raising property taxes for the people who want to transplant over there. And so there's just anybody who doesn't look like them. They're shooting them with water guns. That's the way they're raising property taxes for the people who want to transplant over there. And so there's just anybody who doesn't look like them, they're shooting them with water guns. That's the way they're protesting. Protest for tourists. They're protesting Airbnb. They like shut down all those Airbnbs. Also like literally, I had a conversation with a dude like, and he was the captain of this boat.

We like took a boat out one day and he was breaking down. It was so funny because like he's like, I'm like, so what's going on? Like culture, like what's happening here? Like how do you guys feel it's like every country is the exact same problems right now. They're just like immigration There's just so much immigration and just and we're not getting the good ones. I'm like who you getting? Because he goes he's Moroccans, man Dove is at the front of the post Thing I was talking to somebody there that It sounds like you're talking to an

American when they're complaining about the immigration. Cost of living. Did you get hit with a water gun? No, I was looking for it. I'm like, that's the best way to protest. I was looking for the people shooting people. Oh, the water guns. Yeah, because I'm like, that's the best way to protest. You're in a place that's hot. It's refreshing. But they said this, they're like, the left wingwing government lets all of the Moroccans in because they know that they'll vote left-wing. And I'm like, oh, I thought that was like a conspiracy in America.

Yeah. Well, this is like what the whole world is feeling right now. That's so funny. Or at least the Western world. Dude, we gotta be grateful for Mexicans, dude. Right? We live next to the best immigrants.

Dude, I literally said that to them. I was like, you have to understand how lucky we are. I was telling that to that guy. We have a country to the south and to the north which are so similar to us in terms of culture. We all pretty much believe in the same God, same morals, same values. Yeah, there's going to be some issues with work and blah blah blah that kind of stuff But it's not like they're coming in and like they don't immediately Assimilate because there's not much to assimilate to yeah

They pop over vote for Trump, it's like you have to teach him how to not Like you do with whom like you do with whom? Like you do with whom? I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck-

I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck-

I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't know, fuck- I don't have that issue. They got real diversity over there. They divide them. But it is interesting that people are having, I don't know, maybe it's a reflection of economic downturn

and people are blaming it on immigration and you're just looking for a scapegoat for your problems. Maybe it's a little bit of everything, but maybe there was a very ambitious immigration policy. Maybe people had too much hubris. Maybe they had too much confidence. When you let few people in, they're forced to assimilate. If you let big numbers in, there's really not a force.

I still have my community. You have your community, so you don't really have to break free of that. You see that in New York a lot of times. You can go to Queens, there's areas of Queens where like people have lived their entire lives, they do not speak English. Like they just speak Spanish. You've been Colombian, everybody in your community is Colombian, et cetera. There's no pressure. If that community didn't exist, now there's a real pressure. If you want to get a job, you got to speak the language, you got to do these things. I don't know. But, um.

Not to mention this is like an ancient ancient this is an ancient issue talk to me You know, I mean like the Spanish battling like, you know, like North African like Muslim people living in Spain. Yeah Like the worse there's cities in Spain called I think it's called matamoros and literally means more killers more killers Yeah, there's whole cities named after like, you know, this is where we killed all the Muslims You go to the cities that has the same name today. Dude, go to the south of Spain. You're gonna see tons of these beautiful repurposed mosques and stuff like that. The south of Spain is North Africa.

You're talking about a boat ride, like nothing. So you get why they're going there. They're like, yeah, dude, we're just taking it back. Come back home. Yeah, this Spain was promised to us. Come back home. Dude, they had a, I mean, they, this is, they had the Jews that were living all throughout Spain.

And then I think that it was like 1491, they elected Zoram. No, but they kicked the Jews out in 1491. And then 1492, they came to America, got rich. Isn't that crazy? They went to find them. They're like, where the fuck did they go? Jews out in 1491. And then 1492 they came to America, got rich. Isn't that crazy? They went to find them. They're like, yeah, where the fuck did they go? You didn't explain the fractional reserve banking before you left. We need to keep one of y'all. Excuse me, please. Explain how you make the more money out of the money. I don't understand. You have $10 and how do you make it into $19 without making nine more dollars?

It really is that they got rid of the Jews and they're like we just need to go steal money from someone else Yeah, they can't make the magic. They can't make you magic or they got rid of Jews kept all their money and they were like Let's build a navy That might have been another thing that happened. Oh my God. Son, who was telling me about this? Who the fuck was telling me about this? Oh, when the Jews got kicked out of England, did you hear about this? No.

They got kicked out of England for coin clipping. Oh yeah. Did you hear about this? No. So like what people do, why do they have the ridges on the end of coins? Right is because before they had the ridges people would clip the end of the coins and they were made of the actual material They're actually made of like so so it wouldn't look different you could get whatever and and and

Somebody asked them. They're like well didn't everybody just do that He goes yeah, but they clipped the hardest You fucking told me that Okay, this is bullshit propaganda. From whom? Dude. The Clippers. The Los Angeles Clippers. Take a look at this.

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Oh dude, we went to Paris. Paris is fire. You just gotta have someone to tell you where to eat. Because if you go on your own, we went off a Google review and then my wife met with her friend and their husband was actually great. We got into a fight with two people next to us. It was a whole fucking thing. At a restaurant? Dog.

Strangers? Yeah, so we're at this restaurant. It's like a fucking rainforest cafe. My wife's friend makes a reservation She goes it has good Google reviews and I'm like, that's a problem in Paris in Rome Don't trust Google reviews a bunch of fucking idiots from Toledo being like this the best food I've ever had, you know shit We go there. It's twelve dollar tacos and then also dumplings and then also basmati masala rice It's just like every cuisine and one thing I've never met these people. I can't be like Where the fuck did you bring this? Dude, it's crazy. But this is not a nice restaurant. It's like...

I can tell. The next table, exactly. Next table we are this close together, right? My wife's friend is like a very bubbly person so like she gets a little loud. But like we've been loud at diners many times. I know what loud is. This ain't... it's just having fun. Girl next to us goes, hey guys, guys, guys, can you quiet down please? She feels really bad. I'm like, we don't say anything. It's like, all right, fine, whatever. We keep eating. Then I'm talking and she says it again. She's actually saying it to this girl, but I thought she was saying it to me. She goes, guys, guys, guys, can you quiet down? I go, no, I'm not doing that. And then I start talking again. I'm not trying to be on these people people side. Imagine you're trying to eat and then you're just hearing double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double, double.

No dude, my wife's friends are not even Indian. Bullshit. I'm lying. I knew it. I knew it. You know what, we stayed true. Come on, bro. We stayed true. I already saw the Instagram, I peeped. I saw the Instagram story, I peeped it already. I was ready. Okay, tell me, so, okay. So she, second time I just, I'm like,

we're just gonna shut this down. I go, we're not doing that. And then I start talking. Then she starts yelling, putting her hand like close to my face. Then my wife goes, don't talk to my husband like that. Don't put your hand in my husband's face. And I'm like, now we got a thing. I know this is not going down from here.

Does she have a man with her? No, it's another woman. Two friends. You good. They're French or American? They're French. Okay. But you're here at the fucking Rainforest Cafe.

The waitress is coming over in a printed t-shirt as a work uniform with a lizard on it. This is not a nice place. So my point is like, now we're all kind of, and I'm like, look, you're at a place with 12 euro tacos. Don't pretend this is going to be quiet. Yeah. Like you need to go somewhere else if you want a nice quiet meal, y'all can go spend

money. She starts yelling back and forth. This is where immigration doesn't work, guys. This is some true Karen shit. She hits me, pokes me hard. My wife goes, I'll slap the shit out of you bitch now it's a thing now our waitress comes over this dumpy looking bitch and she's like what's going on she the other guy stand up like you know she just hit

our friend and then the lady goes what did he do and they go they said we were being loud and the waitress goes you were being kind of loud. And I was like, this is crazy. I'm crazy. I loved it, that's fine. I'm sorry, but I loved it. It's fine. So the friend goes, get the manager over here. This lady's still screaming at me, still like touching me.

I'm like, do not fucking touch me. My wife is going nuts. We can step outside. This is a whole thing. Then she starts staring down this other poor girl who was just being loud but hasn't said anything this whole time. She starts staring her down.

Her husband is like, is this bitch looking at my wife? He gets in her line of sight like this. Full stare down. Manager comes over and there's an empty table. So my friend who's pretty calm, the husband is like, just tell him to move down a table. You can't hit somebody. There's an empty table.

They can move down one. And then the manager talks to them. He comes over and he goes, I'ma be honest, you're right, she's fucking crazy. We're gonna move them down the table, everything is cool. The manager's a minority, so he's not gonna just, this white lady's obviously gonna side with this French. But the manager was like, this lady's fucking nuts.

Oh dude, also, wait. The only type of French there is. I didn't know. I. My whole mouth. Do you think the black people would be complaining about how loud color to them so you guys are eating in a jungle I didn't say any color to them, but then he said they were white. I was like, oh, they are white.

Nah, Bob's picture is all this. I know, I know what it is. I just didn't think about it. Damn, Bob. Too progressive, bro. You saw the French soccer team, you're like, no, they're black. French people are all black, obviously. I just didn't even think of their color. You didn't think of their color? I didn't even think I had to explain.

She's complaining about noise. Who does that? French people. I just, just like it just seemed very European Hamilton's actually black But the craziest thing is while she's complaining and then my friend is like, you know, she hit my friend Whatever her friend goes he hit her first. I said, are you, I go, are you fucking mine, bitch? I'll get arrested if you say that. And she just goes, you're right, I'm sorry.

And it was like, that's an insane thing to throw out there. And then just be like, you're right, my bad. You're fine. I love Mr. Women's. I'm just telling you. You ain't shit. She pumped the shit out of you. You ain't do shit, yo.

What I'm gonna do, I'm gonna knock her out? Knock that French bitch out. She pumped the shit out of you, you didn't do shit. What am I gonna do, I'm gonna knock her out? Knock that French bitch out. They practically men, they don't shave and shit. Fuck her. You hit him with a halting juice left? Son, I really want to. I really want to.

Your wife should expect her shit out that big, bro. She said she'll do it and then she kept touching you. She's freaking out, dude. My wife freaking out. We got a common, we're she said she'll do it and then she kept touching you. No, no, she's freaking out, dude. My wife freaking out. We got a common, we're internationally, you don't get arrested here. We just got a Birkin, don't press your luck. Sit the fuck down. But as soon as she said, don't talk to my husband like that, I was like, here we go.

She fucked up. They ended up moving down and then I was just intentionally louder for the rest of the meal. Every laugh was just. Whoa, you got your get back. Damn. So she fucked the shit of the meal. Every laugh was just... You got your get back. So she fucked the shit out of you. Why'd she fuck me? She moved out. She mushed you, bro. She had moved, bitch.

She mushed you out the way. She mushed you out the way. And they comped her meal because they had to sit next to some fucking Hindus standing in front of her. It was crazy. I was like, y'all can comp this fucking 13-year-old meal. Y'all should have brought out a hookah in the middle of the dinner, bro. Put your own hookah on the table, start hitting it, blow it into her face. That's how you teach them a lesson about a global, a globalist. What are they called? The globalists.

No, no, it was a real nightmare. Next meal was great. We distressed the Hotel Concierge. That was great. Yeah, just let the Concierge tell you. Yeah, what day did you get there? I'm just curious. What day did you get there? Wednesday because there was like a big Festival going on in Paris. Oh, it was the day after they injected all those people. Yeah Yeah, we read that story and then we left that night

Wait, they injected all the people? What happened? It was just like block parties everywhere and then there was, I heard it was your people. They were injecting people. They would say some shit like that. They were. I was trying to ask you if she was being laughed. Indians? Indians? They said Asians, but they refer to them as Asians.

No, is that true? I saw, in England they did. I saw almost no Indians when I was in Paris. I saw a few. Really? Yeah, I looked for them. But you're probably gonna lock in more. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a lethal combination though. Indian and French? You can't be doing that shit, bro. I don't even know what he's going to do. You can't be doing that shit. You can't be doing that shit. Come on. Come on.

You just can't do his house, right? You can't do his house. That's too much. That's too much. None of these are Parisian smell. I didn't smell that shit. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. his house, right? You can't do his house. That's too much. That's too much. None of these are Parisian smell. I didn't smell that shit. Thank you. Thank you, Augusto.

You just righted it yourself. No, I'm saying that... No, I'm not a lion. Paris smells like shit. French women are the hottest, man. It's unbelievable. They're the hottest. Unbelievable.

Spanish women are the sexiest. This is something that people need to, like like really put some respect on Spain's game. When you go to like, when we talk about like Latinas are hot and all this other shit, that is just Spain. Spain gave them all that hot shit. Spain mixed with indigenous and black. Yeah, I don't know if I've ever seen four indigenous bitches walking down the street and be like, well, they got some real fucking sex appeal.

No, I'm saying the mix. It's the mix that makes them hot. No. Yes, it is. It watered it down a little. It watered it down. The sex comes from Spain. Spain, they're the sexiest, but French, I think it's an age thing.

You need to be a little older to appreciate the French girl, because they're not like you know how like a British girl will be like tons of makeup like it's out like it's just like it's like It's like a serving like buffet type of thing. Yeah, they're just straight elegance. Yes, elegance beauty They look naturally beautiful the most elegant women. They are the most beautiful on the planet You know, obviously outside of her wives are It's French women. It's insane how beautiful. But the sexiest, I will say this about Ibiza also, I forgot to mention this. Ibiza, you're not going to see the 10 out of 10s. The 10 out of 10s are in the south of France, they're on the Amalfi coast or something like

that. It's like you're in the six to eight range. Okay, this is gross, what I'm doing right now. But we gotta get it out now before we're all wearing Birka. Like, we're not even gonna be able to objectify women. What's gross, objectify women? So six to like eight, maybe 8.5, is are the girls in Ibiza? But they'll have like fake tits, they'll have like a hand tattoo, they'll have all that kind of shit.

Fuck his real hair tattoos. No, no, nothing's wrong with it. Do you have that? It's such a specific tattoo. You have a little tattoo on your webbing? Aww. Is that like from an Aerosmith video? Keep going.

Okay, the point is, okay, so you have this place that's not pretentious and every girl you see, you think you can sleep with. When you're going to the, when you're at like, every girl's just a fucking six foot dime, you're not exactly going like, oh yeah, I'm definitely getting laid tonight. Anywhere you go, you're like, I could get laid. So I think that there's that crazy added value. It's like you don't feel out of place and every girl feels like attainable. That's a no-brainer.

And you're just being objective. What? I fart out my pussy butt. That smells like Paris, dude. And I'm just being objective, obviously. This is how logical women are, is that you're being objective. This is how hot my wife is. I'm looking at all these other women like they're eight

Where'd you go? Yo, my wife. Oh, this is a good story. It's good. Well this boat the captain the boat takes us to this beach, right? Pulls up. It's not even like a beat, it's just some random private shit, right? Two dudes on the fucking, on the rocks, butt ass naked, jacked, dicks out, huge, whoa, huge dicks, like so big we could see how big they were. What color are you picturing? Migrants. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

I didn't even know Ibiza was in Spain, so I don't know. White guys, beautiful bodies, amazing asses, huge dicks. And when I say huge, it's like things from afar don't look that big. Like a lighter from afar, you can even came and see it. It didn't look like a lighter. It was a snorkel. It looked like the candle, right? Like it was fucking big.

And my wife and Jason's wife think that they're going to get us back. They're like, oh, what if we talk about their bodies? Right? Yeah. We love talking about dicks. This is our favorite thing, talking about dicks. They're like trying. They go, look how big their dicks are, we're like, they're huge! Let's go closer! I haven't seen a dick soft that big in forever! Tie the boat up to it. Yes! Like we loved it!

They are so frustrated that them objectifying guys' dicks didn't drive us crazy, but we looked at it as a permission slip. So now the next day we're like, we gotta look at the chimichangas. The chimichangas are titties, right? Look at these French woman's dicks. French dicks are tits. And let me tell you, there was a lot of tits, and it was about 15 minutes of that,

and then my wife shut that shit down. I'm kidding. Oh, hit me with the, I feel rejected, like you don't love me, that kind of shit, just because I'm looking at some gigantic girl's tits. Yeah, come on. That's silly. Yeah.

I love you so much. And you're just being objective. When you go to a museum, you look at one painting. No. No. You don't touch the paintings. You can't steal them. You can't touch them.

You can't take them with you. But you sit in front of them, and you jerk off all over them, because that's why they have the plastic. That's how they make the Jackson Pollock. Yes. That's where it came from. Yeah. There's Impressionist art Jackson Pollock. Exactly. That's where it came from. Yeah. There's some precious art in the magic.

You're like a PETA protester, too. That's a great PETA protester. Just fucking jerk off. That is a good PETA protester. Why is there white paint all over this painting, dude? That is fucking smart. Boss on the Mona Lisa's face in not just- Not in Mona Lisa.

The model's walking down the runway. Oh. They're wearing the fur. You start jerking off on them. Oh, you want animal products? Yeah. This seems like a horrible thing. Maybe we do need a Muslim rule.

Maybe we've gone too far. Maybe we do need to expand the caliphate. Maybe we need, not a global intifada, what is the mint, have we figured out what? Regional intifada. We need regional. Maybe we need, on a global Intifada, what is the meant to, have we figured out where? Regional Intifada. Yeah, regional, yeah, block by block Intifada. Block by block Intifada. Yeah, stop and frisk Intifada.

What did you do on vacation? No vacation, I went to Portland for shows and then I went to a prison with Jelly Roll. Oh my God, you texted the group chat this yesterday, I was like, what the fuck is Markup doing? I was in Portland. Did you perform? He asked me to. He askedup2? I was in Portland. Did you perform? He asked me to.

He asked me. So I'm in Portland. He just messaged me. He's like, yo, bubba, I'm in Portland. I was like, let's fucking go. So I went to the Portland Trailblazers training facility, watched them play basketball. He didn't join in?

No, I was like, you guys got him. You guys can keep it up. And Jelly Roll's just an angel of a human being. I love him so much. He's also so skinny now. Yeah, he's losing. Every time I see him, he's just half of the Jelly Roll. He's not even a full Jelly Roll is just an angel of a human being. I love him so much. He's the best. He's also so skinny now. Yeah, he's losing. Every time I see him, he's just half of the Jelly Roll. He's not even a full Jelly Roll.

He looks amazing. And then he goes- That was about the prison right now. He goes, hey, you wanna go to the prison tomorrow? I go, yeah, let's do it. And he goes, do you wanna do five minutes? I was like, nah, I'd rather not. And he's like, no, no, you got to do it.

You just please. And so we show up, I'm like going through the set. I'm like, what do I do? I was like, oh fuck. I was like, my opening would just be like, look guys, I'm not gonna pander to you motherf'm like, what do I do? I was like, oh fuck. I was like, my opening would just be like, look guys, I'm not gonna pander to you motherfuckers. With that being said, I think you're all innocent. Okay, that was just gonna be like opening joke.

And so we show up at the thing, immediately they're like, you can't wear your shorts. You look like a prisoner. I was like, what? Like yeah, you're wearing blue denim shorts, that's what all the prisoners wear, you can't wear that. So I was like, oh fuck. So I put on different pants.

And then we go inside and then they're like, the union boss said that they can't do comedy, only music. And I was like, oh fuck. So I put on different pants. And then we go inside and then they're like, the union boss said that they can't do comedy, only music. And I was like, whew. So then I just stood there. The prison is like 500 dudes deep. This is like the big event of the year. They're so excited. A lot of these guys are in there for life.

A lot of these guys were on death row for like 30 years. And then they recently commuted their sentences to band Death Row in Oregon. I'm not doing that. So now it's me and just a bunch of dudes. They are unfortunate. They've got nothing to lose. Unfortunately, the nicest guys ever. Yeah, they are. I'm not doing that. So now it's me and just a bunch of dudes. They are unfortunate nothing to lose

Unfortunately the nicest guys ever. Yeah, they are seen a pretty bitch Those guys were stroking good they're gonna start protesting They were phenomenally nice jellies on stage, I'm just chatting with these dudes. I didn't realize- There was no security around you? No, there were just eight of these guys. I'm just hanging in the mosh with all the prisoners. They're so nice. And Jelly starts singing. He hit save me.

The whole yard is singing save me together. Somebody save me. Gotta be crying. I'm crying, everyone's crying. It's me and a bunch of prisoners just all sobbing crying. I did whatever the opposite of scared straight is. It's like I went in there, I was like, I could do this for a while. These guys are pretty cool, dude. It's like I went in there, I was like, I could do this for a while.

These guys are pretty cool, dude. And so I just hung in there, I cried like a baby, and I left, and Jelly was like, all right, Boppa, that's it. And then they took a private jet and flew off. And that was like the whole day. I just got sunburned with a bunch of prisoners talking about their life stories and crying.

It was outside. Yeah. Damn, dude. You could've died, bro. They could've killed you. Yeah, probably. Yeah, like nothing to lose. You got life, nothing. Yeah, dude. You could have died bro. They could have killed you Yeah Probably yeah, like nothing to lose. You got life nothing to lose and you walk in, you know, why would they kill? Well, I would say a lot a lot of these guys with life they got they're in their little program

They got the lifers program where they take care of the prison. They run the whole yard They set up the whole event themselves and they organize everything internally just give the information over the warden And they're like, yeah, we're gonna do this is how we organize it so they know it's probably good keeping busy they got a bunch of autonomy they got like a Zen garden they got a healing garden there's all the stuff anybody try to wait what would they have in the Zen garden they just had like this beautiful garden was immaculate bonsai they're all sorts of shit I don't know regular people living important I recently become very interested in bonds yeahai. How disconcerting is this?

He's a green thumb now. He texted me, son, I think I'm getting into Bonsai. I was like, are you okay, dude? Son, I needed some relaxation, bro. I'm stressed, I'm traveling with a baby, and then all of a sudden a Bonsai video came up on my feed, and I'm like, these are the most majestic plants I've ever seen in my life.

I'm just staring at it. I can't get it. I'm just feeling relaxed. Yeah, dude. You all right? No. Son, that's what I said. I said it was a crisis text. Oh, you all right? No, no, no. I'm having a relaxed. You alright? No. Son, that's what I said! I said it was a crisis text! Oh, no, no.

I'm having a midlife crisis, but like not in the way where I buy like crazy cars and stuff. You know, it's in the way where I think about purchasing a bonsai and then curating it. Yeah, yeah. And finding a way to make the trunk really thick. Brooklyn Botanical Garden, they have 300 year old bonsais. I know. You can go see them. I know all of them.

I know all of them by name. I know how much money they are there and I know how long they've been growing them these things there for Generations they grow these things this guy once saw one Spanish cock and he was like I need a bonza Can I tell you one thing about the bonsai is that If trees can feel things on I said the same used to be a New Yorker What the fuck is he we have to prepare for a new New York? the The lid if trees aren't if trees feel like Ferngully like they actually have feelings. This is the most cruel thing that's ever existed Trees have feelings the Japanese should be bombed again and again and again and again.

It's a miniature of Nanking. Every day, they peel the skin off of them. They cut the limbs. They put them in pots that are way too small for their size. But seeing something small that looks ancient, like a midget with a beard, is exciting, you like look at it, and you're like entranced by it. I'm not, entranced by it. Can I just take you on a bonsai journey? Yes, yes. Because they have it at the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens,

they have a bonsai section we can go, and I would love to take you, and I'd love to help you relax there. I think you'll have the best sleep you've ever had in your life. Okay, I am willing to do this. You do me a favor, on the way there, on the way back, let's have some therapy sessions, you and me. I would love therapy. Because I I am willing to do this. You want to do me a favor? We do a twisted and gnarled wind effect. On the way there, on the way back, let's have some therapy sessions, you and me.

I would love therapy. Because I don't think everything is okay. I need therapy. I need to talk about a lot of issues. Yeah. But I'm gonna put it away to the side and I'm gonna get into bonsai instead. I think that's what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna do what men do, okay? I'm not gonna confirm my problems. How many things can you f- paddle bonsai? At what point do you just be like- It's never enough! Yeah, let's just work through it. IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!

This one might be the one, dude. It might be the one. I think it's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think this will fix it. Ugh, it's so beautiful, these bonsai trees. They're not- Not all of them.

I prefer a pine, like a Japanese pine. But, uh, yeah. I'm sorry. And Kiwi lives out- Was that funny to you? Yes. Was that funny? It's horrifying to me, actually.

Why don't you bring one bonsai up and see if it doesn't relax every motherfucker on this couch right now. Alright. Bring up one fucking bonsai tree. Dude, if it doesn't relax every motherfucker on this couch right now. Bring up one fucking bonsai tree. Dude, I think that has some of these. That one right there. Yep. Oh, look at that.

Look at the root structure. Look how thick those trunks are. Do you know how difficult it is to get that trunks? You have to wire the branches, force them to grow in certain ways, then you clip the wires. I mean, Alex. Yo, pray for shelves, bro. This motherfucker's going through some. I can't have interest, that you clip the wires. I mean, Alex. Yo, pray for Shelves, bro.

This motherfucker's going through some. I can't have interest, I can't have interest. You got enough, you got enough. You got a baby. What are my interests? I have a baby, I spend every waking moment I can avoiding her. Completely, completely.

I swear to God, he was texting me this and I was like, to my wife, I was like, dude, I think Shelves needs help. Like, I need to be there for him. I have to find out who I could text is I texted to Uyeda and he's like dude all I want to do is retire and Do bonsai that's cuz he's Japanese Yeah, but okay can I appreciate other cultures and can I appreciate what they've given us

Think about cows or whatever like just you guys think about cows or whatever, like just you embrace them, you let them live, you don't just like chop them apart and use them. They treat them cruelly, like you said. Well, it depends, you also starve them, so I maybe... No, we don't. Yes, have you ever seen a cow in India? Have you seen a person in India? Yes, I have.

They don't give food sometimes. Yeah, it is true. Look how beautiful that tree is, Jesus, so balanced. I don't get it. Wind swept. See, imagine if you were just in prison, this is what you could do all day, right? That's what happened to me. I thought about it.

You listen to Jelly Roll, you work on your bonsai, it's pretty sick. I've thought about it. But then I don't get to see my little chicken. No, you get visitation. Yeah, but not enough. It's once a day, it's perfect. I just don't know, oh, look at them.

Look at how majestic they are. Look at the root structure. Dude, when Schultz retires, it's going to be so funny how much he changes. Do oldest Banzai ever. Let me tell you how quickly I'll... the second I... there is like an adult paddle tour that I can be competitive at. The XFL paddle. If they have that, it's over. It's over. I'm retiring. Okay. He's going to grow his hair out.

You can just start this, right? He's going to vote for Mumdani. It's going to be a whole... he's going to It's over. I'm retiring. Okay. He's going to grow his hair. You can just start this. He's going to vote for Mamdani. It's going to be a whole... I'm going to be very zen. I cannot wait to vote for Mamdani and then move to Florida. I cannot wait to do this. I don't love that one. Let's scroll down.

Scroll down. Oh, God. What's the oldest one? Oh, look at it. Oh, my God. Look at that. Those guys have been tending it for Oh my God, look at that. Those guys have been tending it for thousands of years.

So the oldest one is like a few hundred years old. But this one's estimated to be a thousand. I don't believe it. I think there was one in Hawaii. There was one in Maui, I think. And what's that place? Lanai or whatever? I think there was one, like really old bonsai tree.

Yeah, Lanai. Yeah. Beautiful. I mean, look at that. These have been passed down for generations. You have to upkeep these things. How big is that thing? Probably a couple feet.

They do make bigger ones. Those are a little bit more impressive, but they're not as special, some might say. You're going to pass this down? No. You're going to die with it? No, I'm going to free like like Jefferson did with his slaves Once once I die the bonsai can then go be a tree as it wants But I'm gonna make it a little tika poodle for this. You have a bonsai your little dog. That's a bonsai

Yeah, you realize we like little things, right? That was like big thing tated the dog to you have a bonsai that sits and shits and peas I'll just get one that doesn't cut and pee. Yeah, but that don't cuddle with you. Yeah, and like, says you. This doesn't go to fuc- Says you! Not everybody needs cuddles, not everybody needs that. Sometimes you just wanna look at something beautiful.

I don't get it dude, I'm worried about him. There's a wonderful lesson in here. I'm worried about him. You're gonna pass this on to your family, they're gonna be like, oh, all right. Listen, I do think you should be worried about me, but outside of that. Look at that juniper, I think that juniper,

go down, scroll down, I think the juniper is gonna be beautiful. Oh, I outside of that. Look at that juniper. I think that juniper. Go down, scroll down. I think the juniper is going to be beautiful. Oh, I hate it. Keep going. I like that. That's what I'm saying. Modern, dude.

Keep going, keep going, keep going. The other way, the other way, the other way, the other way, the other way. That's number one. We got to number one. Oh, wow. Just majestic. Thousand years old. Truly majestic.

That root structure, where does it go? Look at that. 500 years old. 500 majestic. That root structure, where does it go? Look at that. 500, Al. Yes. How many generations? One Japanese generation. One Japanese guy is 500 years old still in prison. Okay, so you went to prison and then you did some shows in Portland. Yeah, it was wonderful. But they were fun. Oh, they were great. Portland actually has great comedy scene. Fantastic. Every type of mix of person you can imagine. You have like the non-gendered native barista, and then there's just like a Mexican Maggi guy

just sitting hand in hand. Yeah. It was beautiful. No, it was a great, a lot of times these like super, like liberal cities, the comedy scene doesn't necessarily reflect that. It's like a rebellion against it, and they have awesome, awesome comedy scenes. Yeah, and Jelly was awesome, and the prison was awesome.

It was honestly a great weekend. I love it. It makes me very happy. Now listen- Jelly performing also or he just went for- Yeah, he was at the arena with Post Malone the night before and then the next day he goes to the prison, doesn't film anything, doesn't tell anyone about it. I love that.

He's the best guy. He went last year and he was like, I'm coming back for you guys and he came back and they're like, we can't believe you came back. Wow. It was the only event that they do all year. Because everybody forgets about them. You have a friend that goes to jail for a long period of time and it's just exhausting to keep in touch.

That's what it is. They make it hard intentionally. Yeah. They do. They have to punish them. I mean, it can't be a fucking slumber party every weekend, right? Woodstock 99. Yeah.

It should be bonsai trees and Geliro concerts. I mean, sometimes they give them cats. You've seen that? Yeah. No. You give the prisoners cats you've seen that? Yeah. No. You give the prisoners cats? That's fire. Yeah.

It's just like a little flashlight you could... Yeah. Sorry Tom. Sorry Tom. Tom, sorry it's too soon. It's too soon Tom. I want everybody to put out a little bit of an RIP. Tom lost his cat that was his ringtone.

Shout out Taters. I want everybody to go wish Tom Cassetta's cat a wonderful tenth life or whatever. What is it? Yeah. Oh, you don't get tenth life. Well, the tenth life is the afterlife. Yeah, exactly. So, Tom, we love you.

Love you, Tom. Tom? RIP, Taters. He's crying right now. You can leave it. Tom, and now is the Pete taters. He's crying right now. You leave it Tom. And how's the time? Thanks Okay Tears dude enough. Sorry Tom. Okay guys

We have a very special guest because I want to talk about like we got to talk about this fights this weekend It was big fight. Yeah a street fight Street fighter. Oh I was talking about something else. But yeah shot on Street Fighter. Oh, there's also that! Oh, I was talking about something else. But yeah, shout out Street Fighter. I was talking about, I'm kind of getting fucked up on a French business. A rumble in the jungle. You hit this woman?

No, but my girl would have stuffed the shit out of her. Oh, she wouldn't. Shut up. None of our girls are doing anything. I gotta talk like she's tough. None of our girls. No, I know. We have a fighting expert that can discuss all things fighting. I think we need to bring, let's talk about the UFC fights.

Then we can talk about Street Fighter. Man, shout out everybody that was excited about that. Thank you everybody who made memes and stuff. You know, official flavor memes was killing it. Jay was killing us. But yeah, man, that's gonna be really exciting. So I wanna talk about that a little bit. But right now we have to talk about this UFC fight.

So let's bring in an expert, someone who knows a little thing or two about it. Give it up for the motherfucking champ! Yeah! Hey. The champ is in the building! How you doing? How you doing?

What's up, what's up, what's up? What's up, baby? Happy to see you, brother. My boy, come here, come here, come here. Champ gets the big seat. Champ gets the big seat. Yeah! We'll all stand down for you. Champ gets the big seat. What's up, baby? How's it going? Good to see you, brother. My boy, come here, come here. Where am I? Champ gets the big seat. Champ gets the big seat. Oh yeah?

Yeah. Champ gets the big seat. How you doing? My brother. Congrats, my man. Thank you. We want to talk about everything that you've been up to, obviously, but you were at the fights.

Yes, I was. This weekend. Where were they, by the way? Vegas. They were in Vegas. Vegas, yeah. And that's where Farwick usually always in Vegas is. so There was that was a pretty fucking good card dude. Like I want to get a little you know also, is your trainer here by the way the guy who fucks the Asian girls the

Nice He's not in. Where is he? Straight to Shanghai. Yeah, back home. Okay, so you were at the, did you watch the, what do you think about this Jonathan Van kid? Am I getting his name right? Joshua Van.

Joshua Van, sorry Joshua, sorry Joshua. What do you think about him? That was like the first proper fight that I watched. I heard good things and then I seen a couple highlights. I'm like, oh man, this guy's good. Did you watch him three weeks ago when he fought? I ended up seeing the highlights of that. Yeah. Then I knew how good Roy Valle is but then I end up picking Joshua Vane just because I'm just like man just momentum right now just on a tear I'm like I think

he's gonna get it done you know big big week International Fight Week he'll just turn it on and oh man did they turn that on how was that mate? That was I reckon that's probably the best fight I've ever seen. Dude, it was unbelievable. I mean, if you haven't seen it, I recommend watching it because, and I'm excited to talk to you about it specifically because what I thought that he did so well, and this is something that you've had to do well

in your career, is like timing, timing, timing. He's not a tall guy, he doesn't have long arms. Like you actually have a lot of reach, I think that's what people don't realize about you. I will let it's it's yeah, we'll get back to that. Okay, okay But like his ability to counter first of all the almost the entire fight was just striking Yeah And very few kicks thrown and it was this like impeccable timing and counters that he was doing and Royval is long Kind of tall for the division like

And Royval is long, kind of tall for the division. Like, quick jab, but like, what were you seeing with this van kit? Like what? Yeah, that's why I can't wait to watch it back. Like, Yeah, strategically. Yeah, well yeah, just watch it on like a TV, you know? And they'll give you all the better camera angles.

But exactly what you were saying, a just real van, especially early, it was like, he was just waiting, he's patient. And Royval was using that jab, doing that very nicely. And they just waiting for the right time to go. Or when he did decide to go first, he was really good at still bridging the gap.

As you were saying, he's short, but he knows, he understands the distance. If he wants to jab his way in, or when he wants to commit, he does the work for me when he comes in, I'm gonna make him pay. And he's quick, he can just do it like mid combo the guy's fine he's just going boom boom already free piece like halfway through great balance oh mate it's incredible and then even when he chose to

go forward or go first he did a great job of even bridging the gap to you know how he was he doing to close the gap when I just bridge rather than me just stepping with as you did a bit of boxing a back foot and you just sort of stepping that front foot in yeah Bridgings gonna be more of a leap you're gonna leap yeah everything so your whole base has to go further yeah I'm that little bit further back so just me stepping with a normal jab is gonna pull short yeah but you bridge the gap we call it so that's a you literally bridge your whole body, both feet. You're stepping in.

Yes, yes. So both feet end up getting right where you want to be so you can fire the big shots as well. And it was always well balanced like you said. It was so like so much fun to watch. The guy's on three weeks notice, right? He had a big fight three weeks ago, won it in spectacular fashion and then I think he like broke his toe, nobody said

anything about it which I like. I know all you guys fight injured so it is weird but it is cool after the fact like when someone wins to acknowledge injuries. But I think I've noticed it's different obviously from MMA and boxing is like boxing is closer because you don't have to worry about the legs right so the fight is a little bit closer like MMA is there's a little bit more distance. So when you are bridging the gap, like you said, when you're committing, you're really putting yourself in the lion's den, which you have to do

because everybody you fight is fucking six feet tall. Exactly, yep. But like, so when I'm watching, when I was watching these guys like manage that distance, I saw something I thought was really cool. You know, a lot of times in boxing, you'll see like a pull counter, like Floyd was magnificent at this, right?

Like a jab comes in, you'll embrace the jab, you'll even kind of step back a little, not even step back, but like lean back and then throw the right on top. It looked like Van was moving into the jab. Like he wasn't even stepping back. And I imagine like in your career, you've had to kind of submit to that situation as well where it's like the only way you're closing that gap is if you're moving

Into the punch that's coming at you. Yeah. Well, it depends on who you got lucky. You were just saying with him He did a great job of still being in position where he could you know, hope that jab misses or whatever it is But you're right. He would usually throw I think think from what I remember, it was like a hook even, yeah. As he was throwing the jab, boom, boom, boom, and then just to be like a free piece as he was coming in, which was pretty impressive to land a hook in that sort of a, you know, where he was positioned. But with myself, like with the last fight.

You're making money, bro. I saw that. Oh, you're making money. I was thinking, okay, okay, I thought you had the last one. You're making money bro. I saw that. You get money. I was like, you blow. I thought you had the reserve meal. But for me like with the last one I had Diego Lopez who's very similar where he won't like he won't even try and dodge your punch. And he's swinging, he's stepping. If most people that want to counter, they're gonna try and slip the punch and fire at the same time, if that makes sense. Where he was just, I'm just gonna, as soon as you go, I'm just, all offense. I don't care about defense one bit,

which makes them dangerous, but obviously they can be hitable, but he had a good chin. Where I just felt like Joshua Van did a great job of, you know, just waiting for, to reval, yeah, yeah, really committed, and then was able to sort of counter. They weren't too far, like when you were saying

with the distance, I try not to get too technical. No, V technically. Yeah, but with the range, sometimes MMA they go a little bit further, but because Roy Valle likes the boxing, he was trying to just stay just out of that boxing range. But Joshua Van did a great job of just making everything he threw count at the right time and then Look like the ram was getting away from him and then he and then it was good

But just love me to finish it at the end of the third like almost finish them Okay, and then I've got to watch that fight anyway. Yeah It's it and then of course obviously the toporia your boy And then of course, obviously, the toporia, your boy. Have you watched, do you watch those fights? Like when you get, what is that like for you? Like when you, I don't even know how to ask you these questions, like when you get caught. Yeah, yeah, ask him.

What is that, when you're rewatching it, can you watch, can you separate yourself from it and just look at it technically and be like, oh, I shouldn't have been in it. Oh yeah, definitely, that's the only way I and just look at it technically and be like, oh I shouldn't have oh, yeah Definitely. That's that's only way I sort of look at it like I obviously understand Ilia's power but with that fight you're talking about or even with the Islam fight the second one with the two knockouts I just look at a you know, man like, you know, I should have done this should have done this

They're pretty obvious to me anyway, so it's like an Islam fight I feel like your hand's here and he like clips like the top. I'm not saying, he earned that position, he earned that knockout. But to me that was like, it's not luck at all, it's skill, et cetera. But I would say positioning wise,

it's not like you were like grotesquely out of position in that moment that you got caught. Well, no, exactly. Well, the difference with that fight and the first fight, like I will try and, like I was being a bit more clever when I wanted to get into range and I didn't want to just walk forward.

On first fight or second? On the first fight. In the second fight, short notice, very, very short notice. So I was like, all right, I can't just sit back and sort of just wait around and win rounds I don't you know, I'm not gonna win five rounds against Islam right now I didn't back myself because I didn't have the camp was 11 days. So I'm like, oh you're saying cardio wise

Yeah, audio wise. I'm like, I'm not you know, I'm not gonna win a five-wide decision against Islam Well, the chances are a lot slimmer because I'm not gonna be as fit as I'm gonna get a matter there So I that's what I wanted. So I was like, I'm gonna press that's because I'm not gonna be as fit as I'd like to be. So you weren't gonna get him out of there? So that's what I wanted. So I was like, I'm gonna press, that's why I'm gonna come into range. So it means I'm gonna be in range to be hit more. I knew that he would be kicking, I knew that he would spam the kicks,

especially because I was gonna come forward like that. And even when he was kicking, I knew he was gonna still go up your eye. So I knew that was gonna come. But it was just what I hated about that is, cause I told myself, and this is I guess how I am, and I guess you need this sort of mindset and be able to do this.

Like whatever decision I make, that's it, I'm locking. I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna tell myself. I'm committing to that. Yeah, and I'm gonna tell myself and I'm gonna believe it. And I'm gonna be delusional in a sense where that's, you know, I could be, this is gonna be the most dangerous I've ever been because I'm going out there to take his head off, you know, having had a camp, you know,

I reckon this makes me more dangerous. And I believed it. And then I go out there and I couldn't even pull the trigger. And when I say I couldn't pull the trigger, I'm like sitting there and I'm like, makes sense, right, you didn't have much of a camp, barely any sparring, you know, and then you see your timing's just not gonna be there.

So I wanted to be like, I'm gonna be in his face and then just let the hands go and I'll catch him. So while I was there, and then I just could not let him go. So here I am, I just felt like I'm just standing in front of him waiting for something to happen, right? So yeah, just, and then he was going, body, I'm like, even telling myself, he's gonna go high, he's gonna go high.

Wait for it. And then still just, next bit of, I'm like, oh fuck. You know, like I was still it's weird because I was gone but knew exactly what was happening if I did you have this did you have the vision wobble no no not really it was like I don't know if it sort of went dark and then it was a loud noise I remember just like like these weird noise like that and I remember it's hard to explain but then I've known oh no I'm rocked like I remember I'm like no no no try and survive survive next minute I'm

on the ground like try and survive I don't think my body was doing what I wanted to do yeah but it's yeah that's a that's the game we played yeah you know and then all right I'm getting real technical today I know but with the to fight yeah to poor your fight I yeah you know I come I was a quick turnaround I'm getting real technical today, aren't I? But with the... Tuporiya fight? Yeah, Tuporiya fight. Yeah, you know, I was a quick turnaround. You know, I probably shouldn't have went into that fight so quick. You know, you start,

that was a proper concussion after the Islam one. Yeah, you gotta take a little time off. So that's already even... Especially with a guy who can crack. Exactly right. So you should be letting their head rest. And not only that, even me trying to get back into it, we did everything right, like in a sense

where we made sure everything that was, like made sure we did the steps to move forward. But even when I first started getting back into camp, here I am watching, I need to be careful of getting caught. I don't want to get hit. So you're already going into camp bad habits. And then a month or two later, you're fighting someone and then you could even just see the way I'm fighting.

I just look back at that and be like, ah. I understand. It felt more cautious, like you were in and out. I wanted to go and then I go and the, it's like I have a go or don't go. Or if you're worried about it, shoot for the takedown then. Why are you like second guessing halfway through?

You could put yourself in a worse position and be like, ah, better get the fuck out of Yeah. Then what adjustments did you make in your next fight after Deporia? Well that's a good question. So luckily I drilled so much of a, because it's not like Diego Lopez doesn't hit hard at all. Yeah. And like we said, like how he fires, he's just going to sit on them. So a lot of good like drilling we had to do like really good drilling. So I was lucky enough to have the team that I did around me for take extra time Off this time to make sure you're not in that mentality I had a massive break every break I've ever had

You know it took that real serious and then had a massive camp. So I did a You know went above and beyond usually everyone knows I trained hard, you know, that's always gonna be the case But this time even with my diet, I didn't have a cheat meal for like 16 weeks Wow, I didn't have a drop of alcohol for the 16 weeks. No bubbler? No, no bubblers, no bubblers. That's for probably more than 16 weeks. But, you still remember that one.

Well, never. Fair enough. But yeah, so it was just, yeah, we did everything, went above and beyond for that one. And you know, we're well. But with him, he had to... He's got a great short, it's like a right hook. The punch that he caught Charles with. I think...

You know, you're talking about Ilya? Ilya. Ilya, sorry. It's like this, he steps in with it. It's like he doesn't even throw like a long extended jab. It's almost like a fake left hand, but he sits down. But what's interesting is that in one of the first exchanges with Charles and him, Charles threw like a kind of long,

straight right hand that beat Ilya's right hook. And it looked like it kind of landed. It didn't like hurt him, but in the exchange where Charles gets knocked out, he throws the same punch and it's just missing. Oh, okay, yeah. But it was interesting, I wonder if people watch that. Like I think I think Ilia's phenomenal, but I wonder if there are people that watch that

who are taller, because now he's gonna be fighting taller guys. You go up in weight, like we're talking about a 10 pound difference, that's like, that could be six inches. You know, I wonder if there are people that see that and go, I might be able to catch him coming in. The cost of not catching him coming in is lights out.

But you've got to punish him for coming in or else he'll just keep walking straight, right? Exactly, well, that makes sense. But then again, you're playing into his world as well. You know he's going to fire and he's going to counter, so obviously he can get caught. But with's, you know he's gonna fire and he's gonna counter, so obviously he can get caught. But with Charles, I just thought he probably had more other ways of winning.

He probably should have avoided the crash, right? You know, and he just did it, he just decided to crash. And I knew that, that's why I picked like a first round finish. Oh really? Yeah, I thought Ilya was gonna knock him out. I don't know if you noticed though in this, in the fight, like what he did great was he end up pulling Charles into it into knowing that when I when he was gonna jab

Charles would want to follow up so he jabs through the body and then Charles didn't end up following but then he ends up jabbing again Goes high and then he shifts I don't know if you watch it back and you'll see him shift actually to his left off the center line off center He shifts to his left. So off the center line. Off center, shifts to his left but he jab, shifts knowing and as soon as he come knowing that he was going to at least step and maybe fire, even if he didn't step and fire he was always stepping back into that range because he went back and then Charles wanted to be back here and just use that to come straight in and now that he's shifted off. And Charles is a very like back and forth straight.

He's not really hitting with angles. And you know, you said that the right miss could have been that shift. Now he's just circled Charles more into his own right hand. Oh, there it is. Yeah, you know what I mean? And then is that what it is? And then goes in and then just dip that little bit.

So if he went in a straight line, probably could have still slipped and maybe missed, but shifting off as he wanted to step into that right line, he slipped into Charles, I'm sorry, Ilya's right hand. So if you watch him when he shifts, he even shifts off center. So he's moving Charles off center while he's shifting. Yeah, he shifts as he shifted, knowing that he was going to follow. So whatever he did that on purpose, I don know but yeah but it seems like it was pretty strategic even the way he didn't just shift back you see him shift off center yeah like so usually

they it's easy to shift to your right it would be harder to shift to your to your left. Yeah it's like the in boxing the guys who are are great body punchers like there's a guy named Miguel Cotto do you remember Miguel? He had a really strong jab, but then he would shift and put his weight over his left foot, and then just rip those body punches. And I think the concern in MMA, I would imagine is like shifting left,

there's a foot or a shin that's gonna come right to the top of your head potentially. In boxing, when you shift over, there's not much that can hit you. Like maybe an uppercut can be under but like if I'm this way and you're a conventional fighter what do you throw like a knee or something? So if you keep dipping that way you're saying? If I dip this way and you're conventional you're fighting orthodox that fucking game over. So it's like a, it's a risky move too.

Yeah, so with the shifter, I mean she like sort of shifted back out of range, but out. So not really with the slip, he ended up slipping with the punch when he decided to throw the two. All right, now I'm gonna get real technical. All right, so when he even, see he even shifts off center. The only thing is when you shift to your left, he shift and then-

You can stand if you want. Yeah, I'm gonna stand. Is that all right? Are you still in? So yeah, he's- I'm Charles. So yeah, so he's sort of, when he's when he's shifted back and then he sort of went bang and then he sort of shifted here.

But now look at, I'm side. If I walk straight, Yeah, but you're- But I'm off center here. Yeah. If you notice, I'm like- There's nothing I can throw at you. Yeah, but I, even I feel like off here. But you notice he'm like. There's nothing I can throw at you. Yeah, but even I feel like off here,

but you notice he shifts back and then as soon as he comes in he goes boom and he even shifts his hips straight in. So he shifts back and then just goes boom. So now you're walking straight into the right and you don't have anything with power to kind of, I guess I'm like reaching over. Yeah, so you've got to angle and then again,

I pulled you. Yeah, go on. He's pulled that way. Let me do this. Are you fixing that? Sorry. There. Yeah, so he's got an angle and then again I pulled you. Yeah, go on. He's pulled that way. Are you fixing that? Sorry. Here. Yeah, so he's pulled, he's shifted this way but again, far, far from me, of course your body would have been hard, so even shifted and as soon as he went he just went bang. And then I'm watching. He even shifted his, you know, he slipped his head with that left foot. So what's the strategy against a guy like Ilya? I don't know if that makes sense. Hopefully that makes sense. Watch it anyway, it makes sense. Tell us, so what's the strategy against a guy like that makes sense. Hopefully that makes sense. Watch it anyway.

It makes sense. Tell us. So what's the strategy against a guy like Ilja? Let's say you guys run it back again. Rest of the block, man. You got to get it. That's probably down. Right. Yeah. That's what you want. You want to see what is what's going to happen with his gas tank.

So even with Ilja, a great fighter like a lot of the things he does, like I'm sure a lot of it's well trained and then he's got so many good instincts as well. Like even him just shifting that way, he's probably trained for that, but then just as soon as he wanted to square his hips up with the right hand, the power was there and put him in a safer position while he was falling too.

So just little things like that he probably trains for or it's just great instincts. But yeah, he's a, we want to the gas gas tanks see see what happens with there because I thought Charles when he was taking him down and forcing the sort of wrestler and the grapple I felt like it was starting to wear on him a little bit so even when he sort of ended up on top when they grapple you I don't know if you remember Ilya gets up and then, well I remember he was just staying up and kicking him, didn't let him up. He waited, he waited, I'm going to wait 30 seconds, kick his legs, get my breath back, because you know, I probably

took a little bit out of him, which I thought was clever. And then the ref stood him up and then he's like, alright, back to work. So now you get a little break. So you would attack the gas tank and you do that by like grappling cardio. Like, cause that's a different. I guess you would have to. So like again, like when you're right, you wanna catch him coming in

cause he wants to commit as well. Yeah. But there's that danger of him landing as well. 100%. So, you know, we've Charles, you know, he should have known that, all right, this guy's just gonna try and take my head off. I've got world-class jiu-jitsu.

And Charles is pretty strong. He's improved his my head off. I've got world class jiu jitsu, and Charles is pretty strong, he's improved his wrestling as well. I might take it there. Take him in the championship rounds if I have to, or I finish him early. I feel like a lot of these guys though, it's like you've had so much success, and maybe you felt this too,

like you have so much success throughout your career doing something, and like it's very hard to make that change because it might chip away at your confidence. You're like, I give a lot of credit to Ankalayev. Like when Ankalayev fought Predator, I think all of us were going, there's no way he's actually going to bang with this guy. And then he outstruck him.

So like, I imagine if you're Charles, you're like, I'm one of the best fighters in the world. Like, why would I change what I do for a guy who's coming up 10 pounds you know does that chip away your confidence at all when you go I have to not do what I normally do against this guy? Depends on the on the fighter I guess and yeah you're right it seemed like he's not I'm gonna press him and I'm gonna show the weight you know what I mean but I just thought that's what I thought was gonna happen that's why I thought Eli was gonna knock him out yeah and that's yeah because he's not so defensive. He's, you know, he's all offense, Charles.

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and you've got a guy that... What about Barney Blue? What about that? Oh, dude. She's doing some rounds, isn't she? You got a gas tank, dude. Doing the rounds on social media and doing the rounds in the bedroom. That might be a good match. That's a money fight though.

That's not for belt. It's not for anything. But if you were the guy that could take out Bonnie Blue, like a thousand have tried. I ain't going there. That's for sure. But if you were the guy that could take out Bonnie blue like a thousand have tried Now who do you want next who do I want next all right? I'm we look mobs are probably the the guy that I think deserves it right? That's what I've always been about I've always been about who deserves it. I'm about you making money. Yeah, that's what I'm about that makes sense I see you with the most of the most of times. It's a That's what I'm about. That makes sense. I see you with the girls.

Most of the times it's contract fights anyway. So they have a say in. Well it's contract. So you get a piece of that pay per view. Well pay per view, yeah you're right. But yeah, let's, we'll get into that a little bit more. The pay per view system isn't as good as it used to be. Talk to me.

Well I can't give too much away with it. Well give me an idea. No, I just mean it's just the way it works is just a little bit different now. That's why you're seeing the pay-per-views now, you know, they're starting to look like they're dropping drastically because it's just the way the system is. And there's still millions and millions of views, but you only get paid on certain pay-per-views. You know what I mean? It's a hard sort of way.

Ash could explain it a lot more, but you're not, you know, everyone, when you see the pay-per-views buyers, you're only seeing only a couple of countries, and you know, it's only over $40 as well. Like they're the only pay-per-views, not including your, say in England, it's a subscription base.

So, you know, they've got their, you know, so you're not including any of those. There's only like I think three or four countries that actually contribute to the actual pay-per-view. How does that change you financially? Like are you like I can still make as much as I could before or can you not make quite as much as you could before? Well I mean you can still make money like again the right fight's just very hard and if you've got a Conor McGregor on the card or someone like John Jones, I'm like, all right, now you can really, really make some, you know, you can tie up some of that money compared to what you're fighting for.

But it's just, it's pretty hard. So even now, good cards, like the pay-per-views that you're seeing, good cards at like 300, 400, that's considered really good now. Really? Yeah, where, you know, but- When you say 300, 400, you mean 300, 400,000 buys. Yes, yes. Whereas like the huge monumental fights

might have been at a million. Yeah, 1.3. Exactly. So it's hard, I don't know. Again, I probably shouldn't be talking this because I don't know enough about it, but it's just not sort of how it used to be. Now we've all the different deals,

like TV rights deals and all that. I think it's just a little bit different and now again you've probably got all the streamings and all that as well right. So you know I don't think everyone the only way to watch it is to buy a pay-per-view. There's other ways people are probably trying to watch it too right. So there's a lot of things that factor into it nowadays but yeah. Yeah it's tricky because I don't know, I've heard some people say that, I've heard some people say like currently,

the UFC has like a star problem, like they don't have like as many stars as they did. I think that what people need to understand is that like, this happens in all fight sports, even the ones that are pre-determined. Like it happened in wrestling. Like you go through ebbs and flows. But even non-fight sports, even the ones that are pre-determined. Like it happened in wrestling. Like you go through ebbs and flows. But even non-fight sports, when Jordan retired,

there was a ratings drop. Exactly. We didn't have a Jordan yet, then we got Kobe, then we got LeBron, and LeBron's gone, same thing. So, you know, it's not like, oh my God, is the UFC over? It's like, no, no, no, what's gonna happen is, we had a time where there's you, there's Izzy, John Jones, like there was like a five, six year period

where it was like every division had multiple, the Diaz brothers, multiple guys that you needed to watch. And now, some of you guys are getting up there, some people are retiring, some people are losing some fights, and a new crop needs to come up. And you refuse to let that happen in your division. Which is really don't know. There's this guy with this beautiful haircut

and a great backstory and you're like, I'm not out yet. So I'll just take the gulp back to fucking Australia. He's a great story, but my story's still going. I know, dude. They had this guy's story so fucking down pat. I'm watching this thing. I'm getting emotional. I see you coming out.

I'm like, nah, Valk's not giving it to him today. I'm like, I'm almost 40, but you ain't having it yet, you know what I mean? Nah, it's a, there is a lot of people, you're right though, exactly what you said, that's just how it sort of goes, but there is so many good fighters coming through, like I'm watching, even Joshua Vann, another good example, but I mean, even my division, you've got,

well, you've got Pico that's just come in obviously if he has a couple of Pico. Aaron? Aaron Pico? Aaron Pico. He has a couple of like really good boxing and wrestling background so that'll be interesting to see. I haven't watched enough of him but it will be interesting to see how he goes but then you have um oh I'm having a brain fight now.

This is the snarker. Oh the one, the fighting nerds. um oh god uh yes yes yes you guys did a face off recently yes yes yes not kaiyo kaiyo silver silver silver he's phenomenal and he's great fighter yeah great fighter uh you got a lot of them actually coming so i don't think it's too long to you get a lot of names there But I'm still gonna not let him in Or am I done by then we'll see but I don't think it's too far away where you're gonna start to see this new school I mean the fighting nerds even a Ruffy and that as well. Have you watched yeah phenomenal

Yeah, what you make yeah, I mean just watch his training footage in that as well. You it's watches latest knockout. They're we've out Yeah, yeah his flight story. There's a lot of good guys coming out. Another thing that's interesting with fighting specifically though is that the fighters that I think that we've gravitated to throughout history are the ones where you don't know the next thing that's going to come out of their mouth. Right? are the ones where you don't know the next thing that's gonna come out of their mouth. Right, like, you know, Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson just going like, I'm gonna eat your kids,

I'm gonna fuck you till you love me. Like, the reason why Tyson can have a podcast, can do whatever he wants is because we never know the next thing he's gonna say, right? And so there's like, there's heels, as you would have in wrestling, and there's like baby faces like you, the good guys that we all root for.

Have you heard that wrestling term? Baby face, that means like a... Good guy. Good guy. You know, like you're the guy that we root for. You're the guy that's like, wait a minute, he's not even close to as tall as Zach, how the fuck is he gonna be?

And then you fucking do it, right? And you remind us weirdly, you shouldn't at all because you're a professional athlete before this, but I think you remind us a little bit of ourselves. You're like, holy shit, he's going up against all odds. That first fight with Makachev, you're like, how the fuck did this happen? So we need that, but you also need the Diaz brothers.

You need Nate to just go out there and say crazy. You need Connor to rile shit up. And I think one thing that people might say about the Dagestanis is, as prolific as they are, they're so disciplined in like the press conference, they're not really saying anything that's going to make you go, they're not going to say, I'm going to eat your kids. They're going to be like, I respect him, he's a very nice person, everything's good. Whereas Connor's going to go, hey, your wife's a towel, mate.

So it's like, I think we might need those, like a Strickland, for example, like fills that void a bit. Like he's going to say wild stuff and because of that people are going to either want to see him win or lose but they're going to pay the price of admission. So maybe there's a version of that. And it goes back to sort of what you were saying with the stars and non-stars. Could you imagine if everyone tried to do that? It'd be exhausting.

You need to have a balance. You don't have and then someone comes through and then like Ilya started doing a bit of the trash, he's actually a very respectful guy. I can. Now I don't think he needs to do it. So like now you'll see him pull back from the trash talk cause he's already a star

and he's actually a really, really good dude. So you probably won't see that. But I mean, when you've got someone talking trash like that and the full of confidence and get knockouts You know, they just blow up Conor McGregor, right? Yeah, so and but when you see people it's so force and it's just you just see I mean and then everyone hates that A lot of people hate it So I guess but in saying that even though they hate it they want to see him lose and I guess that's still got people Watching so it's still but I but imagine if everyone was doing it.

Exhausting. So I mean, I'm glad that you sort of go through stages, because when someone does come, they really do, you know, you really do come. I was just thinking of Bonnie Blue as soon as he's here. I'll say, I'll beat them too, maybe they'll be. But yeah. So what happens with, yeah that is interesting, you know, we're kind of done with the Conor era, you know, he, like everybody was calling him out as the money fight and obviously it's

going to, you know, change your life. But I think now we've all realized that he's moving on, you know, and the sport is going to have to, it's no longer, I'm going gonna call out Conor, I'm gonna make that happen. Do you feel that? Oh yeah, of course, yeah, like no one's even, yeah, you're right, I don't think you're gonna hear the call outs and do we see him again? What's the big money fight?

Because it used to be Izzy, right? It's like everybody would call out Izzy because you know if you're fighting Izzy, you're gonna fucking make that money. And you know, obviously Izzy's had an unfortunate last few fights, but like, who is the person that you call out now? Like not even you, like who is the guy? John's out.

Like we need to figure out who that... I mean you could say Ilya would be that guy. It's gotta be Ilya, right? Yeah, so Ilya's right up there now. You know, you've still got your... Mate, you've got Max Holloway and Dustin... That's gonna be... They're about to fight.

Obviously you've got Gage in that as well. But I mean if Max wins, does that put him back at top? Could you imagine a rematch at lightweight? I think that's a big one. Between Max and Ilya? Ilya. Ilya. At lightweight.

So that'll be a massive fight. But again, you're going to get, I think the guys would be someone like an Ilya, because he's a champ, I guess, so you know, gives you a reason to, but then you probably got guys that'd be like, yeah, fuck that, I don't know if I want to fight him, you know what I mean? Like maybe you got guys that, me, I'll fight anybody. We know. Yeah, exactly. That's how I am, but not everyone's like that.

When you say that Ilya's a nice guy, after you fight somebody, and I'm talking about guys that you've beaten as well, is there like a, do you guys talk, like you had this interesting thing with Islam where like, it seemed like you guys had a kind of like cool relationship, like your daughter says like, this is a great thing, you could say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a funny story as well. But yeah, I get along with everyone but yeah there was that's how we started a sort of chatting we're always good like after the fight we end up having like we're at the same cafe I think it was set up for the photo good marketing on their part because then they end up going to be via that photo but yeah so

that was funny because I'll tell you the story then, with Ariane, you know, kids, you know, when they're trying to go to sleep, they start, oh, I need to go to the toilet, and you know, they start carrying on, and then you're just like, look, just go to sleep, you know, it's bedtime. Oh, I'm scared, I'm like, what are you scared of, darling?

Oh, what if someone breaks in? Oh, no one's gonna break in. And like, oh, what if someone breaks through the window? And then I'm like, at a stage where I'm like, I get a bit cocky sort of. I'm like, darling, I'm a UFC world champion. If someone breaks in, I think I'll sort it out. She goes, what if it was Islam Akhtar?

And I'm just like, oh well. And everyone just cracked up and he got wind of it. And then he ended up going, oh, you know, I'd never come to the house uninvited and then gave them dolls. Now the girls absolutely love him, you know. Give you, that's what that's. That's almost worse.

Yeah. Yeah. But he, we really are so, mate, she's a hater, my oldest, how you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like we really are, I'm like, I'm dull. And like she's always saying stuff, like I guess, you know, for losing.

I'm like, I bet you if he buys you a doll, you're gonna like, best friends again, you know what I mean? like I bet you if he buys you a doll you know like best friends again you know what I mean but um I think she's uh growing on him now but like uh she'll get like that obviously loves her daddy you know and uh he took daddy's belt so that's how she looks at it so she's a little bit more but now I've got it back I think she's uh sort of easing up on him. But you guys you guys have spoken afterwards you say he's a respectful guy like Sorry yeah yeah so yeah um yeah man like we'll even chatting a bit before it obviously we're of easing up on him. But you guys have spoken afterwards, you say he's a respectful guy. Yeah, so yeah, man, like we were even chatting a bit before.

Obviously we were saying things and we're like, hey, cool, and you'll be surprised. Some people still go, look, you know, all respect, things might be said, but nothing but respect, you know, so that's sort of how it's going to go a lot of the time. And yeah, as we're going, you know, the camera's rolling, you're still, you know, saying your things but shaking hands with all respect. And then after the fight, man, like it's just nothing but respect, really. Really? He's actually, yeah, him and his brother, really, really respectful dudes.

So, and then again, I'm a nice guy, so I'll do that and then still fight. Everybody loves Valk. Yeah, so that's sort of where we're at. That's tough. It's probably not good because, you know, if I ever do get a chance to run it back. Yeah, if I win, because I obviously want to earn my shot at the title, right? Sure. A lightweight for me to go up.

So if I get a chance, it's at a position now where he's all like, man, I like him too much, I don't want to fight. Now I'm probably going to be able to fight. Or maybe that's what you do. Or maybe I'm strategic what you do. Maybe strategic you reckon. It's not strategic but I guess, I don't know. It's a tricky one but at the same time. I don't know if that's gonna happen. Every time one of your opponents thinks that you're playing mind games by being like a nice guy,

I just want to remind them that you used to drink your own pee on Mondays. Yeah. So it's not... Who are you clarifying? Who are you clarifying that wasn Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's not- Do you think I'd have thought that was it? That wasn't me that did that? Now it's not you. I've seen it. I've seen it.

I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it.

I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it.

I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. I've seen it. Tell us! When was last Manic Monday? When was that? I had a mad Monday for him. It was probably a good thing. You know what I mean? Are UFC guys not even close to as big partiers as the rugby guys? Yeah, it's probably not as close. Was it Aussie Roost Football or rugby?

Obviously, you know, what is it? Train hard, play hard. You're going to still get that. But it's just a whole other level sometimes with rugby or we've overleagued in the football, I guess the team sports, I don't know, is all team sports like that? Is that? Yeah. Like it's not that, it's like, it simulates almost war

in that like we accomplish this thing together, and now, you know, to the victor go the spoils, and for you guys, spoils are pay all over you, and most of us, I think just drink, right? Like, we'll have like some drinks or whatever. Yeah, we just, just drink, right? Yeah, we'll have some drinks or whatever. Yeah, we just do that now, you know. Did any of your buddies go, why did you share that with the world? Nah, because I didn't single anyone out, so it's alright.

Well, there's always an opportunity now if you want. Because they're like, nah, they just said it was you, so it's all good. That's why he doesn't need Bonnie Blue, dude. He's got his own mouth, right? That's what you need. Okay, so you said you want Evluev next. I just think, look, man, he's fighting Pico. Yeah, so we've got a couple of big fights.

Diego's fighting Silva. So a couple of big fights. Is that a hundred percent, Garret? That's already locked in for September. I thought that they were going to make, who's the guy who does Taekwondo? Yair Rodriguez? Yeah, Yair. I thought that they were going to do Yair versus.

That's who they wanted me to, that sort of seemed like who I was going to fight. Because of the Mexico card, it was meant to be pay per view, but then the stadium, they had a, something fell through and the stadium wasn't going to be ready. So it's not a pay per view anymore. So now it's a fight night, so they've sort of just said, oh, we don't, like, I know they haven't pushed Yiyi now. Me, I'll fight anyone like how I always am. And that's what they were sort of mentioned. And obviously it was during the rounds.

What about you versus Marab? Marab? I mean, look, again, I'd fight anybody. I know you would. We get along really well again. I couldn He's a we get along really well again I can't get you in hand. We're gonna get both of you in a pod because the two of you together I think would be a manic Monday. Oh, yeah, man. He's oh, he's hilarious He's a fun guy. He's a ball of energy

But he's a good dude really really good, dude I mean he's in a position where you know, he's had a few defenses. He probably could move up soon, right? It'd be fair but at the same time you know, he's had a few defenses, he probably could move up soon, right? It'd be fair, but at the same time, he's said, he's like, oh no, I'll never fight Volk anyway. Really? Yeah, he said that, so I'm like, And he said that. It's for good, because I love the guy as well, so we,

even though you have to do it, you have to do it. Yeah, but him and Aljo were teammates, obviously, but they also said that they would never fight each other. Yeah, exactly, yeah. I think there is a kind of like bond with friends I mean You got to respect that as well like you know that were pressured a lot to fight and they end up, you know Just in you know sort of just didn't fall into it Al Jermain even moved up a division like to let him have his go or he was even gonna do that even while he was

Champion. Yeah, he was gonna I think he was gonna beat if he beat Sean that even while he was champion. I think he was going to beat Sean O'Malley. I think he was going to vacate so Murab can take it. I mean you've got to respect that in a sense because you are going to be talked into things sometimes and if you can stick to your guns and look how much it's paid off for Murab. He's not so much an aljameen like he's been, which he's a cool dude as well. But Maraba I just love saying like you said good guys do well do well and then now he's starting to get his flowers as well You know, everyone like a loves he does his funny skits and that as well. He's a coolies ball of energy So there's plenty of content out there of him and he's good fun. He's good, dude. What about O'Malley? I'm not making enemies with nobody Who was it take my belt? Nah, you're too nice. That's how you protect it, man. Yeah, and then he goes, I go, hey.

Then there's no paychecks, you know. Yeah, we need the paychecks. How many more paychecks you want? Like, That's a question I've been trying to ask this whole time. Sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. No, I didn't want to know. Stop. Yeah, look, man, it's a, it's a tricky one. You know what I mean? It's something that you are going to always think about.

I'm not going to lie to you and be like, I've got heaps more left in me. That's not the case. But I know it's not too far away where we probably will be hanging be hanging the the gloves up but um I've still got some fight left in me so uh we'll do that we'll see we'll see the each fight as it goes three more two more I mean I felt great in the last camp last camp I felt great you looked fantastic yeah exactly man I really took it serious and I would have to do a see I wouldn't do it as long that was a long ass camp but I would like to you know bring the weight down early I felt that was

a great idea for me uh to bring the weight down early. I felt that was a great idea for me to bring the weight down early so I felt sharper early. Cause again, if I went through camp feeling a bit heavy and sluggish, was that gonna get me thinking like, oh man, I'm feeling old, man. Like, you know what I mean? Was that gonna happen?

And I was glad I didn't do that. Oh, I felt lightened. Mate, the first part of camp I was like doing really well, you know what I mean? I was like, man, we're in good nick right now, like, this is good. So it got me in a good headspace going through camp. So I felt great. So I'm like, I've got a few left in me. So we'll see if that drastically changes next camp. All right, maybe we'll think about it being earlier. But I think you're slowly going to find a hobby. That's what's going to happen. Yeah, that's what's happening. He's got cooking. I mean, cooking with Vogue, you know what I mean?

Cooking. You don't bring anything, bro. You could've brought some biscuits or some shit. You know, we're thinking of a... You're dining? Oh, you got a train here, dude. Hey, listen, we both got... I'm not breaking any news.

I'm not breaking any news here. I'm not breaking any news. There's no broken news. I mean, you know, some people have speculated maybe, you know, Vogue would also be a street fighter. I don't breaking any news. There's no broken news. I mean, you know, some people have speculated maybe Volk would also be in Street Fighter. I don't know. Listen, obviously I'm not saying anything. Obviously we would never say something like that

on a podcast that's gonna go out to millions of people. We would never share that kind of information here because, you know, we have contracts with the studios. But listen, I told them, I told them, I was like, if you hire me for a movie, I'm gonna say some shit and, you know, I probably shouldn't. Don't let there be some fake kisses on screen.

What do you hypothetically, who would you hypothetically play? I'm just, you know, I don't know. Oh, who could I play? Who could, he's a sure bolt head fella. Dawson. Yeah. Let's get the cast, let's get,

let's see some pictures of these street fighters, dude. Yeah, Joey, get us some stuff up. That's all right, the movie magic. He could just make you look tall, make you look, you know, make you look tall, make you look like like you got you know, nice blonde hair. Whatever it is, you know, he wants me guile Huh? Guile. Yeah, Andrew Koji is I've called Ryu Ryu my whole life. I'm not switching to Ryu Yeah, I'm sorry, you're gonna be a scene like that. Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm gonna there's other things I'll call him to Roman Reigns

He's gonna play Akuma. Oh, that's fine. Okay, that's great. Keep going. Okay, we got Helena Liang is Chun Li. Hell, yeah Okay, and You know horrible peck as Vega. This is fire because he does wear a mask. Do you guys remember the Vega character? Yeah. Yeah. So, but he actually does wear one.

Who is Orville Peck? He's a country music superstar. And so he's going to play Vega. And why does he wear a mask? Say again? Why does he wear a mask? COVID. He just wears the top part. He's a patriot. Respect.

Yeah. And then Noah sent to Nao as Ken. None of us knew that Ken had a last name, so it's good to know that he's going to be doing that. Oh, okay. Ken Mahoney. And then the boy, 50 Cent is ball-rung. They got 50 in Australia for two months.

This I know Street Fighter might be the best game ever. It seems like they were just like, yo, you want to be a Street Fighter? Everyone's like, yeah, I'm going to be a Street Fighter. And then Noah sent to Nao as Ken. And then Noah sent to Nao as Ken. None of us knew that Ken had a last name, so it's good to know that he's going to be doing that. Oh, okay.

Ken Mahoney. And then the boy, 50 Cent is ball-rung. They got 50 in Australia for two months. This I know Street Fighter might be the best game ever. It seems like they were just like, yo, you want to be a Street Fighter? Everyone's like, yeah, I'm going to be a Street Fighter. And then Noah sent to Nao as Ken. None of us knew that Ken had a last name, so it's good to know that he's going to I really got 50 in Australia for two months This is how you know Street Fighter might be the best game ever it seems like they were just like yo You want me to street fire? Everyone's like fuck you dude. Let's go second They said it and I was like yes, and they're like well You're gonna play this character was pretty much a joke and he's kind of weak and he was made just to make fun of another video game was trying to

What's it called the rip off? And I was like, still yes. That's actually bad. Anything. Lower the bar. Yeah, I basically play like Ken's manager. Oh, that's great. Oh, hell yeah.

I'm like a scummy manager. That's great. I don't want to give too much away from me, but I will if he has a microphone on me. And, yeah. And, yeah. So I'm gonna play Dan Hibiki. So how are you training?

You gotta be shredded, right? Yo, so here's the thing. You tell me. This is what I've. What do you need? I gotta be shredded, right? So here's the thing, you tell me. This is what I've... What do you need? I need pep towers. Steroids. I need to not cook with Volk for at least six weeks.

I have four weeks to get in shape. To play a comedic character who will never have his shirt off. But since everybody else, maybe Volk... Look at what this guy looks like. Go to that image. Just like who you're meant to be. He's got a pinkie game. It's Pride Month. I'm just Pride Month right here.

That's fire, dude. That's a perfect night. That's fire. Great casting. Thank you. Get out there, Ten. Yeah. So this is what I'm looking at like

any movie character and I was talking to Jordan Schowz, talking to Muscle Doc and he's like yo Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool is 170 pounds. I think what happens in movies like people like Brad Pitt in Fight Club was probably like 150 pounds. Okay. I think what happens in movies, like people, like Brad Pitt in Fight Club was probably like 150 pounds. So people look muscular, they're just skinny. Probably just lean as well. Exactly. Shading, shadows. That's what I'm saying, give me that 300 shit.

Like they were just putting, so I'm gonna get skinny and try to look shredded and then let them Photoshop some pecs on me or whatever. But I'm gonna do my best, like I'm on get skinny and try to look shredded and then let them Photoshop some pecs on me or whatever. But I'm gonna do my best. I'm on a diet. Just Anivar. Also steroids. You don't know anything about steroids.

That's when you started bringing that up. I was like, man, you're talking to the wrong guy about that. They got rid of a... I'm not dying, I can help you have a diet. Cooking with Vulcan will help you with a diet. Losing weight, I can help you with. Yeah, you do lose weight. Putting on weight, not so good.

I had to do it and I had to eat like four or five thousand calories. When you were playing rugby. No when I tried to fight Islam I just put on weight. Obviously everything's natural and I'm a major against. You can do it. If people want to do it in their own time that's good but when it comes to competing. You want to do it for a movie scene that's fine but when it comes to competing I'm major look if people want to do it in their own time, that's good. But when it comes to Competing you want to do it for a movie scene and that's fine. But when it comes to compete I'm major against it I'm like a big hater of it I was worried about taking steroids because it could affect your sperm and then I realized my sperm is already affected

You should be glowing but then my wife was like it will give us an unfair advantage in our fights. And then... And then... And then... And then... And then... And then... And then... And then...

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I don't know if I'm big enough. Yeah, who are you going to play in Street Fighter? I know there are other Street Fighter characters. I don't know, like... Dude, I've been pushing so hard for Valk for Street Fighter. I've been pushing so hard. Zangief, dude. You know what I sent the producers?

I sent the producers Old Valk. Oh. Old Valk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I was like, listen, this guy can actually act, okay? Like don't watch him in interviews at all. But if you give him a script and like, because that shit was funny. Really funny.

Like you were actually acting. Yeah, man, I enjoy it, man. I actually really enjoy it. So I was like, you've got to watch this. Like he can act. Like the fighting he's going to do better than everybody else when he does. But if you want someone who can actually like deliver lines in a funny way, Vulcan's there. Now we're not saying he's in the movie at all.

Obviously you could axe him. He's not gay, so he's not gonna work out. This is Hollywood at the end of the day. So you need to be gay. I told him I'm gay. That's what I said. And it works. Yeah, 50's black so he's allowed to be in the movie.

He's Aussie, I mean that's like somewhere in between. Yeah, you're down under. There's a little bit. the movies. But he's Aussie, I mean, that's like somewhere in between. Yeah, you're Down Under. There's a little bit. UFC champ, that maybe gets you, does that help? Nah, nah, nah, nah, come on, that is hyper masculine, that is toxic. That's toxic, isn't it? It's toxic, it's toxic. No, no, no, you're beating the minorities, you can't do that.

Extremely, I mean, it's the least GDI thing ever. The movie's about beating up minorities. We can't have the white guys be too successful in that. It'll remind them of history. But what we're going to do is this. Yeah, we're just going to see what happens. That's what we're going to see. We'll see what happens.

We'll leave it at that, eh? It could be ED. That shit is on. What's up there? What's up there? I heard you were gonna be a stunt double for Chun-Li. Is that true? Oh, that could work.

You could be Ed or Luke, yo. Oh, look at that. Yeah, we can't give away too much. The black guy's name is DJ? I tried to get Akash Dalsam and then they saw a picture of him without a shirt on. It ain't working. It ain't working, I'll tell you that. Maybe it's supposed to.

They were like, I'm gonna eat Honda. I mean this trip isn't gonna be too good for me losing weight, eh? Because I'm literally here just doing like a food tour. Just cooking with my mom. Where you eating? Everywhere. Like we've, yeah, like whatever. You gotta hit me when you come to New York. Cause I'm gonna obviously tell you where to go. Everything's last minute with us anyway you know. But we've got some cool content. Yeah got a heap happening anyway. So we've got some cool shit.

Who'd you cook with while you're in town? Well just in QCP. We're in town, Action Brunson we're gonna be here. He's gonna take us around and show some good spots. If you're with Action he's got New York lock. So we got a few here in New York, in McGill, Miami, doing a heap there as well. Dude you gotta link up with Carbone, with Mario Carbone. Yeah he's the guy, he's a major food group in Dallas. Can we reach out? No. I'll connect you guys. I'll connect you guys. But especially if you're down, because I think Mario's, actually I don't know if he's there during summer. Miami gets hot during summer. So a lot of people that live in Miami just dip. Sorry, fair enough. But look, we

got a, yeah, we got a heap. We do have some cool collabs out there. I love it. This is very good. Listen, so who knows what happens in Street Fighter? Like obviously we're not going to, you know, release any information before, you know, but, uh, what if this podcast puts something in the universe? Maybe just talking about it could make it happen. Yeah. And maybe talking about it removes all your leverage in the contract negotiation. Now you'll end up doing it for free. Yeah. That kind of backfired. But that budget goes into CGI for your apps. And then I'll look awesome. It all evens out.

So maybe there is already chats and then now we've put it out there and more people are gonna talk about maybe negotiations are gonna get better for us. Ooh, we're out of their corner. They gotta do it. Yeah, dude. I mean, that's if there was conversations already

and there's just so many different. You've gotta do it. You're the manager. I like it. I like it. I like it. Well done. Flat white half full. You know, that's what you do.

Anyway, dude, Valk, we love you. We appreciate you. We'll watch you as long as you fight and we'll even watch you cook. That's how much we love you. That's how much we love you as a fighter that we watch you cook. That's love. And that is love and I appreciate it. You know that.

Old man Vk might be, we should get old man Volk one time. Maybe the old man Volk will cook you a feed or something. Old man Volk's gonna cook you a feed one time. I need to see old man Volk take down some babies. Have you seen that video of the guy? Vs or Vs? Vs.

Vs. Vs is bacterial vaginosis. That's it. You don't wanna to say that. That's a medic Monday. Anyway, Bulk, we love you, we appreciate you. Thank you so much for being here, dawg. See you, man.

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Yeah, but I keep looking at you. Like... I'm like... Is it? Are you doing that? Yeah, we've been talked about this. Yeah, but I keep looking at you What what about lead it what about olive oil? Ask, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's Jordan speaking. Ask him if I can have hot sauce or something. You can have hot sauce, but it has to be the one in the fridge. It has to be like the chalula. Vinegar. You know what we can do?

Actually, it's five calories. We can do like a lime squeezer, a lemon squeeze. Oh my god. Ask him what I can do to flavor the salad. Please, I'm about to pass out. I'm so hungry. Please. Well, you had three breakfasts, Andrew. I'm about to pass out. I'm so hungry, please Breakfast is Andrew and I informed me you

Telling you it's a psychological thing When we finish this pod like fucking five minutes, I am gonna have an appetite like you've never seen in your entire life. Okay, I'm gonna give you a salad, and I'm gonna make you a protein shake. Oh, I can do that? Yeah, you get a protein shake. Okay, I would love that.

But it has to be just protein powder and water. Okay, I'll do that. Okay, and I'm gonna go get you a salad. I'm gonna start eating my own boogers if I don't have something to do. Ew, stop. Okay, all right. Boogers have like two calories each. Yes, I will do that, thank you so much, Keanu, thank you so much, I'm gonna start eating my own boogers if I don't have something to do. Ew, stop. Okay, all right.

But this has like two calories each. Yes, I will do that. Thank you so much, Keanu. Thank you so much. I'm trying. Just go protein, high fats that you're not gonna eat ever again. I'm telling you, that's the move. What does that mean?

You do like steaks, butters, chicken, stuff like that. Keto. I'm not even allowed to do that. It's gonna satiate you and then you won't eat for long periods of time. But apparently I'm not allowed to do that. Says who? The fucking muscle doctor. Wait a second.

He's trying to cut. He's not trying to bolt. That'll cut you down. He doesn't lift. He also got three weeks. He doesn't lift. This is crash diet. I got five weeks.

You need an eating disorder. You need cigarettes and coffee. That's what you need. Eating disorder, yeah, yeah, yeah. You need a bag. I had a dream I smoked cigarettes. Cigarettes and black coffee will get you right. You need cigs.

Split a baggie, dude, all of us. Oh, oh, oh, crack, crack. You'd probably lose crazy weight, tons of energy. I wouldn't do crack, but if I didn't have a daughter, I would smoke cigarettes relentlessly. I would be so addicted to cigarettes. Yes, but the thing with the plus minus, you do cigs, not good for you.

Lose weight, get shredded, is good for you. That's another thing. You're good with the bed minus you do six not good for you lose weight get shredded is good for you That's another thing like good with the bed Like where the vanity muscles like I don't think we have time to work legs. We're being very strategic about that What's gonna be so funny is you're not gonna see my body the entire movie I know it for a fact and I'm gonna put myself through torture just to get a fucking ab muscle for nothing. I'm gonna have to like ask the director, I'm gonna have to pull him aside and be like, dude, can you just have like, Dalsum rip off my shirt or something like that? Like, I need one day where I can at least show my body.

For your acting role, you're playing a character who is technically like the manager of Ken? So yeah, I don't know how much I can give away, but I will. So yeah, so. Yeah, I'm not like fighting in the Street Fighter tournament or whatever, but I got some moves. His lore is quite interesting. I was like doing some.

Yeah, I looked it up while we were doing the fight. Yeah, like he is a joke character. Like he got a shitty Hadouken that goes like two feet. Like he's purposely weak because they're trying to make fun of this other video game that was trying to steal characters from Street Fighter. So you don't need to wear a gown, just look like you. Do you have a... I actually could do that.

But acting is just like, I feel like the one, I don't know the one thing, but like a thing that you would respect about like, you know, in an action movie is the actors putting themselves through the process Your character is a joke. Yeah, but at least if I put the effort into like look good in an action movie I do get to fight a little. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I don't remember last action No, no, no true lies with Arnold Schwarzenegger. It had Tom Arnold in it Yeah, he was not in shape and he didn't need to be on the Tom Arnold of this movie Yeah, and he didn't and nobody was like why isn't Tom Arnold of this movie. Yeah, and nobody was like, why isn't Tom Arnold in shape? That's the only thing I've thought about for the last 10 years.

I remember seeing True Lies and I was like, why didn't Tom Arnold get fucking shredded to this movie? And I fear that there will be other people out there, real Street Fighter fans, so it won't feel like I did the character Dan Habeke respect. I have to get in shape for Dan Habeke to honor Dan Habeke. You might get too shredded, then it'll be unrealistic. Yeah. That's what I was worried about today. Yeah. When I was starving. I think I'm gonna get too skinny. During your third breakfast? During my third breakfast I looked down and I felt so hungry but my stomach looked so full and I was like this is how people get fat. Like the idea that you could look at your body and be like oh I have I have tons of reserves here. Why isn't it tapping into that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of infuriating. You just don't look at your body. Don't look at it. And you just keep pressing. You just keep, that's how the way it gets. Dude, I can't believe you're on Majaro, not as an insult, but like I can't believe it. We've talked about this.

No, I know, but I thought that you were making a joke about it. No, I'm on it. He's on Majaro, he's got sheet fillers, he's going all in Hollywood, dude. Did we even say that yet? I don't care. I'm all out here. I'm on it. He's on the majority got cheat fillers. He's going all in Hollywood. Did we even say that yet? I don't care. I'm all out here. I mean, interesting. That's yeah. I'm gonna get on more shit too, dude. 41. It's over. What do you got? What do you got, Science?

I love this. You're just losing weight some place and putting weight in other places. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you lost weight on the majority? Yeah, actually. How much have you lost? I'm working. I'm actually lifting. So like I'm never going to put on real muscle, but like I look better, I look much, I look like I have a foundation to be in shape now, which I never saw before in my life.

I was like, oh, this guy, this guy could be in shape one day. Whereas before I'd be like, I don't even see the map. I don't even see a roadmap to it. I don't even see where we're getting there. Now I'm like, okay, there's a path. I feel like there was a moment when we first met where you were pretty skinny. Yeah, I can be skinny fat, but like very skinny fat. But not like... But never real muscle or like I could lift a normal amount of weight or like do push-ups with any like real decent form.

How many push-ups do you think you can do? Oh, correctly? Yeah. Three? No. No. You can do more than three. A real push-up is hard, dude. No, it's not.

Yeah, this shit, yeah, I can do a few, whatever, but when they're like, hey, you gotta put your shoulders and your fucking core gotta be aligned, and then, three. You couldn't do more, you could do more than three. I don't know. What about pull-ups? Pull-ups. This is sad, bro. You've been working more, you could do more than three. I don't know. What about a pull-up? Pull-ups.

This is sad, bro. You've been working out. I can do a pull-up. I can pass a presidential fitness test, I think. What is a presidential fitness test? Can we pull that up, please? I don't think you can pass it. I think that would be worth finding out.

I'll tell you what I could never do. That fucking rope, you gotta climb up. That, there is no age or fitness level at which I would be able to do that. How dangerous is that? Why do we have kids do that? That's crazy. That's kind of crazy, right? Climb to the fucking ceiling of a public school.

My mind can't even understand how they do it. But why would you make middle school kids do that? Military. There's like a military fitness test. But why would I do it at 11 years old? To train you, dude. For the military? You're part of the Bush youth, dude.

Here we go. The Clinton youth. One mile run, can't do that. Pull ups, ups, plural run can't do that pull ups ups plural can't do that sit ups to a shuttle run no okay sit in a reach I could do that what's a shuttle room that's you got a lot of side to side Not to divert, but like, are we citizens? Yeah, because like the birthright shit is done, right? It took two hours and that's how we got into the condom. I know, I asked it.

No, because my mom is a citizen now, but when she had me she wasn't a citizen. None of y'all parents were civil you But like you my folks citizens on they were citizens. Yeah. Yeah, my mom was now wasn't so do we am I wasn't important? I'm the only American in this room. You know, no low-key. Oh miles. All right, I get it, buddy How do you become an American citizen your parents got to be citizens and then if you're born here through them, what if one of your parents is a citizen? Then I think you're good. I think you're good. So at least one of your parents got to be citizens.

Now let me think about this rule. Is this rule that bad and do other countries operate in the same way? The actual Supreme Court ruling I think was that like you can't, an injunction only applies to the people that are suing. So if people are suing President Trump for trying to sign this order and then a court says no we're like President Trump can't pass the order we're going to protect these people that are suing for now. It's only these people. There's no like precedent beyond the people that are actually suing.

Got it. And then it would be state to state. And I think what they're trying to say is non-U.S. citizens who have kids don't get automatic citizenship. Now, not just the illegals. Oh, the kids. Do the kids get citizenship? No, they do not.

Just because you're born here, if you're born to a non-U.S. citizen, I assume one of them is a citizen, you're okay. But if it's two non-US, that includes visas, I think. That includes like a lot of shit. There's a part of me that's like, I don't know if it's that crazy, because there are people who will just get pregnant and then month seven come to America,

you can stay here for three months on a tourist visa, and then you have a kid that's born here and then they have American citizenship, and they're taking advantage of American citizenship Obviously, yeah, and they're not only people that are coming from third world countries We're talking about people coming from Europe just so they can stack on Okay, then there are people who are here legally but on a visa so they're not a citizen, but they're working I think it's a visa. I can't should be a citizen. Yeah, if you're here on a work visa, we gotta look at your work

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to have a baby and then... Yeah, well, I'm not super mad at that. And I get the idea that someone comes here illegally and then has a kid. Why is that kid... And then their whole family gets a stay. Yeah, yeah. So I get the idea that someone comes here illegally and then has a kid. Why is that kid? And then their whole family gets a say. I get that. So the shitty part is don't take it away, just refine it. So what's the best version of it? I think like what we said, like I think if you're here on these...

White people get to do it or whatever. Yeah, that too. White people get to do it. That's the best version. And Nigerians and Indians, that's it. Oh, that's solid. The best of the world. Yeah, the best of the best.

Thanks, dude. Yeah, I mean, it's tricky, because you want to create a system where the best people from all over the world want to come here, but also to gap up the loopholes that they can't just exploit the system and come over in nine months. This was a loophole gap in the beginning. Well, I think, wasn't this to make it so

that children of slaves were considered American citizens? I believe it was the 14th Amendment. Exactly. So like the idea was that you are a citizen of the United States of America and I believe that there are legals that are taking advantage of that rule that was put in place to give citizenship to... Well the 13th Amendment stopped shadow slavery and then the 14th Amendment was basically like how do we make these people citizens?

Yeah. And the 14th was birthright. Well, what I would, so here's, this is actually a really interesting point. So- I hate you, O. For what reason? I said it.

I know, I know. We know, we know. Hate it in the moment you saw him. Yeah. Well, yeah, so maybe here's a good option. If you want to gain citizenship through your, if you want your kid to be a citizen, but you're illegal, you have to be a slave for a little. Because that is the 14th Amendment. I'm listening.

If you're going to use the 14th Amendment, which was specifically put in place so that the kids of slaves would get citizenship, you are using that without going through the slaving. So if you slave it up a little bit, then it should apply to you and your family. But if you're doing it without the whole purpose of it, then it feels like you're taking advantage of the system. Al, would you like to speak on this? And keep in mind that you might get some Serbian slaves out of this. That's all right.

You can get white slaves. Oh, that's the first thing I thought about. You can get white slaves. I'm like, yeah, you might. It's kind of racist toward black people to not make them go to the slaves. It's unfair. It's like, you guys had to go through this, right?

And then these other people don't have to go through it, but then they get the citizenship. They imagine the atrocities that you have to endure. That's the equality MLK wanted. Yeah, that's it. White slaves black slaves all slaves so we bring back slavery in an effort to naturalize the kids of Illegals or things and then what is the term of slavery? mmm seven years based on movies I've heard of I think I depends like what we need to get done like some of these projects like are

Gonna take a little while. Yeah. What do we need done? What are the big things we need done? We need housing. We need housing. We need them to build housing. That's the Mexicans. That's the Mexicans. All construction projects. Who is, who are the best builders in the world?

Like should they come here on an indentured servitude term and their kids that they do have end up becoming citizens? I don't know if white people can be the owners. That feels too weird to me. So I think it's only non- can own the slaves. I like that I know and so it's y'all y'all can have slaves and that's kind of whatever you guys want to build We'll just bring ours from India. We got that's what I'm saying Own people yes fucked up. Thank you

Uh-oh. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. Yeah, thank you. I mean, now you're getting it. You got it. This is full circle moment. Yeah, dude. Takes a couple hundred years, but they see. Yeah. Dude, can we just have an acknowledgment of how racist you feel watching Squid Game when you're on the third season and you've

loved the last two and the beginning episode of the third season you're like I don't know who the fuck is like is there no it took me three episodes where I was like oh yeah like you know you feel a little racist right like they had to die the one dudes hair pink just so you knew I'm just like who's the good guys who the bad guys like Not to give away spoilers, but you know the one of the guys that was from the boat crew And he was like nah. I don't like this captain Yeah, I know who he was when he goes to the house when they pull up at the house the car I'm like oh is this a flashback

from one of the other agents? Bro. I couldn't even remember. You thought it was Parasite? You thought they were doing it, but also a episode? I couldn't even remember that that character was the guy from the boat. It's hard.

It's hard to keep that. It took me three episodes to be like, all right, I'm locked in. I know what's going on. Three episodes. How do they do it? It's rough. Either with voiceover or something, they got to be able to fix it.

Dude, they did everything. They numbered them, it? It's rough. It's a voiceover or something. They gotta be able to fix it. Dude, they did everything. They numbered them and it's still difficult. Yeah. I've heard the season's not good. I would like to disagree with you. Yeah. I thought it was better than last season. I haven't finished it.

I'm on episode three. Now I know what's going on, what's happening. So, I like it. I'm so hungry, it's unbelievable. End of pie. I'm so hungry, we gotta end of pie. Your salad is here, I ask you. We appreciate so hungry it's unbelievable. End the pot. I'm so hungry. We gotta end the pot. Oh, your salad is here, I ask you. We appreciate you, we love you. I'm starving.

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