Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - BONUS EP: Live at Ophelia's in Denver
Episode Date: July 12, 2024We want YOU to come inside and share an intimate moment with us, won't you? Listen to Shawn's therapy in front of a live audience as he processes his aggression thru song, and scope out our version of... the Newlywed Game in which we find out if we really know each other as well as we think. Oh, and the band for this show is RIPPING. Love each and every one of you beautiful freaks. And guess what... You can watch full episodes of our show *exclusively* on Volume.com now in color! Psyched to partner up with our buddies at Volume.com! Check out their roster of upcoming live events and on-demand shows to enrich that sweet life of yours. Call, leave a message, and tell us if you think one can get addicted to mushrooms: (720) 996-2403 Check out our new album!, L'Optimist on all platforms Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For more information on Andy Frasco, the band and/or the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com Check out our good friends that help us unwind and sleep easy while on the road and at home: dialedingummies.com Produced by Andy Frasco, Joe Angelhow, & Chris Lorentz Audio mix by Chris Lorentz Featuring: Arno Bakker Karl Denson Josh Blue
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Ladies and gentlemen, the County Calhounos, Bienvenidos, welcome to the Philly's in Denver for another live episode of Andy Brasco's World Semi-Final.
Give it up for Andy Brasco and Nick Burr. Thank you. How y'all doing today?
Thanks for being here tonight.
Pat Crowe.
Hell yeah.
Yo, give it up for Matt.
We're opening the set tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
Hell yeah.
He saved our lives.
And give it up for our house band,
Local All-Stars,
Jeremy Sulkin from Big Gigantic,
Ross James from Phil Lesh Band.
Holy shit.
And our Lord and Savior,
Shawn Eccles,
ladies and gentlemen.
There he is.
I am not getting paid.
You are not getting paid tonight.
We cannot afford to pay me tonight.
No.
We got a big show tonight.
We have Mr. Carl Denson from the Rolling
Stones with us tonight. Holy shit.
And we got Josh Blue.
The man. The myth. The legend.
Yes.
This show just makes you want to do cocaine.
I thought you quit.
I did. I tried to quit, but every time
I go to your trivia show, I'm doing fucking lines
in the bathroom.
I'm not. I have to read. I'm not. I have to read.
I'm not doing it ever, guys.
You are a fucking liar. I did it with you.
But yeah,
I thought tonight would be a chill night, so
we brought a couple other
items.
Uh-oh.
I've always wanted
to interview Carl Denson on Whippets.
Oh my god.
I'll be like...
So does Keith still do cocaine?
That's literally on his vision board at home.
Interview Carl Denson on nitrous.
It is.
We're going to have a fun night tonight.
Give it up for Nick Gerlach, my co-host, ladies and gentlemen.
Hello.
I'm the poor one.
host, ladies and gentlemen.
Hello. I'm the poor one.
We got in a
lot of heat from the Billy Strings fans after
your remarks about them not
having an IRA or a retirement
fund. Who here is a Billy Strings fan?
Raise your hand.
Never mind.
I'm not going to say the other thing then.
How many of you plan on retiring
someday?
Liars.
Not in Biden's economy.
That'll get them.
Hell yeah.
These colors don't run, brother.
I want to congratulate you on...
What?
Justin Timberlake getting arrested before you did.
Wow.
You know that dork was wearing... Shout out to JT. You know that dork was wearing
Shout out to JT
You know that dork was wearing a fedora
When he got pulled over too
He wore a fedora?
Probably
He's always wearing one
Or denim
This is how I could tell
Justin Timberlake has a big dick
Because he got arrested
And didn't rat anyone out
He's like no
That's true
He also said like
I don't know
He didn't do that
You know who I am
Like Zach Brian did
That's how they end right
I would do I would do it I would do Do you know who I am for, I don't know. You didn't do that. You know who I am, like Zach. That's how they end, right?
I would do.
I would do it.
I would do.
Do you know who I am for sure?
I don't know.
Be the first thing I do.
I'm in a B-level podcast,
champagne podcast.
It talks about doing drugs all the time.
You're like the most sober guy on the podcast.
Exactly.
And I'm pretty fucked up.
It's great.
I mean, I shouldn't drive.
But I love that we're doing this in Denver.
Thank you so much for keep on showing up to these.
They're a lot of fun for us.
Very attractive.
Oh, my God.
I couldn't believe how many women fans we have after talking about cum so much.
Very good looking.
On our podcast.
But it's exciting.
And, you know, Sean Eccles, he writes all our parody songs.
And I think we should start a song.
We should just throw these guys right in the fucking ringer.
Because we should.
Shut up, Andy.
All right, here we go.
Andy doesn't drive anymore.
This is why.
Yep.
Because of this.
Shut up.
I'll take more of this vocal to you.
Here he goes again on his own.
Driving down the fucking highway on his own Driving down the fucking highway
on his phone
He's been drifting
in the lanes
and parking zones
Frasco's made up his mind
He's gambling
with our love
Here he goes again on his own
Driving down the fucking highway on his phone
It's the longest fucking tour I've ever known
Frasco's made up his mind Gonna answer every email while he tries
So here it goes again
Yeah, here it goes again, yeah
Here it goes Here we go Hold on, is my phone intake that bad?
Dude, the last time we got pulled over,
Andy Frasco was Instagramming and almost swerved into a cup.
But I was honest about it.
No, you told him.
I'm like, yo, bro, I was just on Instagram.
Point in case.
You know, you got to be honest about it.
I didn't tell him about the two pounds of mushrooms in my piano case,
but, you know, a little.
They opened up the trailer and we're all like, oh, fuck, oh, fuck.
I love how passionate Sean is when he's making fun of you.
It's the most passionate he's ever sung in his life.
Just, you know, it's calling you a moron.
11 years of therapy.
This is his therapy.
This is my therapy.
But I think we need to get used to this band.
Get it for Ross James as well, ladies and gentlemen, from Phil Lesher's band.
Let's see how this car drives.
Okay.
Nick, you want to play some piano?
Or saxophone?
I think the nitrous is kicking in.
Here we go.
One, two.
One, two.
One, two, one, two, three.
Well, I can run right down to your doorstep.
Run right down to you.
You're not home. There's something wrong with you baby it's true
How it rolls
When you got somewhere to go
Well I try to hit your park
You ain't going nowhere fast
Try to meet you in the middle
You always kissing everybody's ass aren't you
How it goes When you got somewhere to go
it's been a struggle
struggle struggle to keep love around
struggle struggle Struggle, struggle, struggle
To keep love around
Well, I called your mama, I called your daddy
I called your sister, I called your baby's daddy
They're all covering for you, baby, yeah
How it goes when you got somewhere to go.
But I want your bed.
I can't taste it in my mouth.
If you need a friend, I was the man that you cried about.
How it goes when you got somewhere to go.
Well, it's been a struggle Struggle
Struggle
To keep love around
Struggle
Yeah, struggle
Struggle
To keep love around What you got, Mr. Dick Chamey? Yes
What you got mr. Dick Cheney Hit! Hit!
What you got, Nicholas?
Hit! Bring it down, kick drum.
Give it up for Nick Gerlach and Mr. Sean Eccles.
All right, boys.
This is what we're going to do.
I want you to take out all that aggression you have on me, Sean,
on Nick fucking Gerlach, baby.
Nick, you're my scapegoat here.
Let's go.
One, two, three, go. Go get them, shots!
What you got, Nicky? Thank you. Let's go. Give it up for Nick and Sean, ladies and gentlemen.
Not bad.
Ross James.
The quiet one.
Those are the quiet ones who have the biggest dicks.
Give it up for Ross James, ladies and gentlemen, on the bass guitar. What do you got, sir? The quiet one. Those are the quiet ones who have the biggest dicks.
Give it up for Ross James, ladies and gentlemen, on the bass guitar.
What do you got, sir?
Give me some bass. Come on, Ross, keep going. Let's go, Rasky, go.
Yeah, do it.
All right, we're in the swing of it now.
One, two, let's fucking go
Jeremy Sagan, what you got?
One, two, one, two, three, let's go! Give me a kick drum.
Give me a kick drum.
Okay. Okay.
All right.
Ross, slap the bass like Seinfeld.
Have you ever seen that fucking Ultimate TV show?
Slap the bass like Phil Ash, baby.
Actually, don't do that.
Don't do that, actually.
Don't do that.
I forgot.
We don't have an hour and a half of bass solos in us.
Give me a pulse.
Give me a pulse, give me a pulse Build it up One, two, let's fucking go!
Let's go double time, double time. One.
Thank you very much.
You're in a band practice right now, ladies and gentlemen.
Not bad.
All right.
Way to go, Jeremy.
How you doing, Jeremy?
Ladies and gentlemen, he wants to let everyone know that he's newly single, ladies and gentlemen.
Give it up for Jeremy Sulkin.
It was in his contract.
Why'd he put that in the contract?
He put that in the contract when we... He took 200...
He took 200...
I'm just kidding. He's happily married. He took 30% off, so you can say that in the mic. We put that in the contract. He took 200. I'm just kidding.
He's happily married.
He took 30% off, so you'd say that in the mic.
Yeah, I did.
But we're going to have a fun night tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
You ready to have a great one tonight?
I think it's going to be fun.
We're really excited.
We're playing Red Rocks Amphitheater with Green Sky Bluegrass this year.
Let's go.
Hell yeah.
I'm putting out a record called Jewgrass.
It's going to be awesome. Oh my god.
Billy Strings fans will not
be there. It's going to be only Old Testament
songs. Only Old Testament.
Book of Job is the first album title. Yeah, it's going to be
Moses and his fucking dog. That's how every
song is going to be.
I'll leave Paul Hoffman to sing about
the Old fucking Testament. The New Testament. But there were no trains in the Old Testament, so how are you going to be. I'll leave Paul Hoffman to sing about the Old fucking Testament. The New Testament.
But there were no trains in the Old Testament, so how are you going to do
bluegrass?
That's true. Thank God, huh?
What's the deal with fucking bluegrass people loving
fucking trains, dude? I don't understand.
Think about who they don't like.
Every time I see a train, I just feel like it's
1946 up in here.
That's how they get to work. Yeah, it's how they get to work.
Yeah, that's how I got to work.
Yeah.
From Amsterdam to...
You've been in a few trains, if you know what I mean.
Yeah, it is.
In the middle for some reason.
What are you doing, Nick?
How's everything going?
Pretty good.
I'm pretty tired.
You're tired?
I haven't been sleeping much.
You've been working me too hard to the bone.
You made me good old Rockies game last night.
We went to the Rockies, and I feel bad.
I should tell you this story.
Hold on.
Oh, my God.
He flipped off an eight-year-old.
I flipped off an eight-year-old by accident.
No, it was not by accident.
What?
It was not by accident.
He was fucking egging me on.
Let's go.
Okay, here's the thing.
In your defense, the eight-year-old deserved to be flipped off.
He was like the Rockies.
They're playing the Dodgers, and we had a company meeting at the Dodgers game
where we just said we're going to take mushrooms and eat elk dogs.
That's good.
Very Colorado of us.
What's an elk dog?
They were losing.
It was like nine to two, and this kid, I was wearing a Hideo Nomo shirt,
and this kid just kept on just like,
hey, hey, hey, kind of like
being an asshole.
When his parents would be there, he's like
just being all sweet ass.
Then the Dodgers came back and I got so excited
I just started flipping off this fucking
8-year-old kid. I'm like, suck it
from the back and the mom's like, what the fuck?
I feel like
that kid was just you.
I don't know. I got, you know, like
shit. So you got mad at the
eight-year-old version of yourself. I was about to say.
Who do you hate here, Andy?
The eight-year-old or yourself? No, I think I hate myself.
Yeah, exactly. That's why
I'm afraid to go to therapy anymore.
Like, yeah, you know.
But I did apologize.
I got up some French fries and shit and
what French fries. That's
weirder. It didn't feel kind
of creepy. I'm like creepier than flipping them off.
I'm sorry for telling you to go fuck yourself.
Here's some French fries. Let me feed you
behind your parents back.
I'm allergic to coconut oil, sir.
If I feed this in your mouth,
okay.
Anyway,
anyway, shout out to P. Diddy. if I feed this in your mouth, kid. Okay. Anyway. Back it up.
Anyway, shout out to P. Diddy.
Wow.
A little too soon there.
Hello, and Drake, and Nickelodeon.
God.
All the things we love are pedophiles now.
It's crazy.
I used to love all that, that show All That.
I love that show.
Yeah, they were doing All That, weren't they?
They were doing All That.
All that shit you're not supposed to do.
Anyway, speaking of All That.
Anyway, let's get off pedophilia. I think we should
bring up one of our best friends. He's in the Rolling
Stones. Please give it up for Carl Denson.
Carl!
Here he is!
Here he is! There he is!
You got
some shit!
Jesus!
Save some pussy for the rest of us, Carl.
Jesus Christ.
Ladies and gentlemen, this man
is the fucking fountain of youth. Give it up for Carl Denson, ladies and gentlemen, this man is the fucking fountain of youth
Give it up for Carl Denson, ladies and gentlemen
Yeah!
So, you're here for the Rolling Stones, huh?
I'm here with the Rolling Stones
Yes
I feel like a proud grandkid
I think my first question is,
are there groupies at the Rolling Stones shows?
Hella.
Yeah.
Dude, come on.
It's the Rolling Stones.
I know.
People ask me,
what's it like touring with the Rolling Stones?
It's the fucking Rolling Stones.
Let's go!
Hell yeah.
They're not as much trouble as they used to be
But they're still trouble
Yeah, dude
They're gonna blow up, I think
I think it's their year
It's their year
I think this is their year, yes
So how'd you get that gig, Carl?
Like, what happened?
Like, tell the people
Like, how are you
I mean, you're the GOAT
And we know
You're in the jam family of us
We think of you as one of the
greatest saxophone players of all time and
for real it's definitely the best one
here
you fucking
people I
love you but you know what
I was just doing my thing man and
I was just I had my head down
I'm just you know doing
whatever and I got a call from Lenny Kravitz.
And I didn't answer it.
And because it was a restricted number.
And he called like three times.
And then the third time I decided I should pick it up.
I was hanging out with my buddy De La from Slightly Stupid.
And we were working on his record at the time.
And if you haven't heard that, it's a great record, De La's record.
But it was Lenny Kravitz, and he was like, you know, we greeted each other.
And then he said, hey, I got somebody that needs a sax player.
And I was like, I was really burnt, actually, at the time.
I was like, I'm tired of touring.
I'm fine with my life, but I don't want to do anymore.
I'm cool.
You know, and so I told Lenny that.
I go, no, I think I'm cool, man.
And he goes, yeah, you should probably check this out.
He's like, you know, Keith, yeah, fuck those guys.
You know, I'm good, man.
I want to see my family and shit.
I was going to stay home, write some songs.
So you got the gig. What was that first gig like for you?
Seeing that many people.
So, all right, I'm going to give you one of my stories
that I was going to save for my Instagram.
Let's fucking go.
I might do a repeat.
So first of all, once I got the gig, I was absolutely positive I was going to die before I got there.
It's never going to happen.
I'm going to fucking die.
Something's going to happen.
Like what?
Like you shit yourself?
A plane.
What?
Yeah, I might shit myself and die.
If you can die like that, then it was good.
Whatever it took, I was not going to make it to the Rolling Stones, and I was going to die.
But I end up in Adelaide, Australia, and I'm on the first gig,
and a couple of the guys, like Tim, the other sax player,
he told me, he's going to go like, after the gig, after the first show,
after the show, you got to make it, you got to get right to the van, right?
Because the van rolls out, and if you're not in the van, the van goes.
So don't miss it.
And so a couple other people reiterated that over that week that I was there rehearsing.
And so I was like, fuck, make sure you get in the van.
Get in the van.
So the first night we finished the show, and we finished Satisfaction,
and I run off the stage, get my saxophone, put it in my case, run to the van.
I'm in the van all by myself.
Right?
Well, nobody told me that at the end of the show, the whole band goes out and bows.
Oh, my gosh.
So I missed the first bow because I was in the fucking van like this.
Damn.
When they bowed,
Mick looked down at Tim and went,
Where's Carl?
He's like, I'm good, man.
I'm just going to go see my family and shit.
I got to FaceTime my wife.
What a trip, man.
I mean, your career has been
unbelievable, Carl.
I just want to know,
give me some examples of how
I could have a long-lasting career.
Because as you see from the Whippets
and the Jameson, I'm not doing too well
right now.
Have you ever done this before?
You might have a long-lasting weekend.
I have done Whippets before.
I didn't know they came that beautifully packaged.
But shit, I would love a Whippet.
It's like Christmas, baby.
Can I do a Whippet?
Hell yes.
Oh, no.
Hell yeah.
What's the procedure here?
Just turn it like this.
Just turn it to the right.
Oh, my God, I'm showing it.
That, that, that...
Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
This Rolling Stones concert is going to be fucking lit, baby.
Say it.
We're getting sued.
We're getting sued. We're getting sued.
That was delicious.
Now me and Carl share HPV.
Fuck it. Is that
legal that you have that beautifully
packaged? Yo, I literally bought this
from a gas station in Denver, Colorado.
Carl.
Wow.
This is why I can't leave Denver.
This is why I'm going to be here until I fucking am 100 years old.
You know what?
It's funny, too, because I don't really smoke weed, but I've traveled.
I used to smoke a lot of weed, but I don't smoke weed very much anymore.
But I travel with Slightly Stupid every so often and those guys
at a certain
point, you know, we come to Colorado
and I remember when weed became
started becoming more and more legal
the amount of
paraphernalia, I've got tons
of paraphernalia at home, I like to collect
weed paraphernalia
you know, I've got a weed board game
I've got all kinds of stuff at home.
I've got volcanoes.
Just because I was slightly stupid
and they were giving away volcanoes.
So I've got like three volcanoes of different sorts.
And they're all
from Colorado.
You guys make the best shit.
Tell you what.
Still made in America.
The one thing we still make, drug paraphernalia.
Yeah.
And meth.
Yeah, meth.
That's it.
I think they invented ketamine in this city, too.
I think so.
I think that was actually invented by doctors.
Yeah.
But maybe here.
I heard there's a bunch of sick horses.
That's a real drug, actually.
Yeah, probably.
So, Carl, so what's a Rolling Stone weekend like?
Like, you play here.
And also, our boys, Widespread Panic is opening for you guys.
This is going to be exciting.
Panic!
Panic!
My phone went crazy.
The moment they announced that Widespread Panic was playing,
my phone went crazy.
It was like all my friends were like,
Dude!
Dude!
Ah! Ah!
I was just like,
dude, you haven't called me in
months and now
fucking White Spirit Panic shows up on the bill and you're
just like all at the same time.
You ever want to see an alcoholic white man
cry, just mention White Spirit Panic.
Oh my god.
I'm going to give a big shout out right now to
Drayton Ford. I don't know if you guys know her.
Drayton is out of her mind, but she
I saw her
at the hotel today picking up tickets.
She and her crew
are like 45
or 60 deep
buying like, you know, these are
$600, $700 tickets.
There's 45, 50 of them at least.
Shout out to money, baby.
Oh, yeah.
I told you they don't have retirement accounts.
This guy's got a Whippet thing going right now.
This is fucking nuts.
It's a psychedelic interview, you know.
We could talk about your kids if you want.
So tell me about your kids.
Well, you know what?
I've got them all out of college.
Yes.
Now I just have to get them all out of the house.
Got them out of college.
I kicked them out of the church.
We're close.
We're working.
It's almost there.
They ever accidentally catch you having sex?
No.
Andy Frasco, ladies and gentlemen.
That's what I'm afraid about.
I'm afraid to take the 23 and me
just because I have kids.
I'll be like Dewey Cox at 70
playing catch with like 60 kids.
At least you dodged the pain.
Take a catch, baby.
Hey, little fraski.
The jam scene doesn't make any money,
so they're not hollering at me anytime soon.
Your kids shouldn't catch you accidentally having sex.
They should hear you on purpose having sex.
Yes.
That should be what's going on in the house.
You know?
I didn't know you were Catholic.
There should be a moment in the night where you're watching TV together
and you look at the wife back and forth
and you're like, what's up?
Yeah, it's like, why is there a microphone
and speaker by the bedroom door?
Daddy, the lion's coming out tonight.
Uh-oh, Dad's getting the iPad out.
He picked the romance Spotify playlist.
Role play.
Oh, shit.
Dad's blasting D'Angelo in the bathroom.
But, Carl, you've been with our career for so long,
and I just want to say thank you.
He was one of the first bands that ever let us open for him
when we were young.
It's because of the Lakers.
It's my boy.
That's why I told that kid to fuck off, Carl.
That was Dodgers.
No one disrespects the Los Angeles.
But, Carl, we have prepared something for you.
We prepared trivia for you.
Yes.
Oh, snap.
And we have our main trivia host, Nick Gerlach.
He hosts trivia every Monday.
I just got to warn you.
I know a lot, but I'm very slow.
We got all day, baby.
That's what the night is for.
That's what the night is for.
You're not playing until tomorrow, baby.
This is like a fucking fish concert tonight.
We're just going to be talking
until 2 a.m. tonight, baby.
You guys realize the voice that he's doing right now
when he does the whip it?
It's a Will Ferrell in School Days.
You got a dark new neck.
You're crazy.
You're crazy, man. I like you.
I like you, man.
You're crazy.
You got a dark new neck.
First off, how old are you, Carl? I don't even know.
It doesn't really matter, does it?
I am in my
68th year.
Whoa.
That's what I'm saying.
Look at this man.
That means I'm 67, not 68, guys.
That's true.
I'm in my 68th year.
Andy's in his 68th year, too.
You were trying to get me when I was, like,
dabbling of not doing drugs
for a second. They do Tai Chi.
Tell me about Tai Chi.
I knew you weren't serious.
I mean, I tried during COVID.
I wasn't doing blow during COVID.
Now I'm kind of back.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
I was realizing that
I just didn't like myself on cocaine
So I stopped doing it
And I started working out
And I started my podcast during COVID
And I think it helped me try to find
A different way to
Get myself out of addiction
I agree with you
Cocaine is the dumbest drug
I never got it
It's like this weird chasing your tail thing I don't understand I never had it It's like this weird Chasing your tail thing
I don't understand
I never had so many conversations in a bathroom
About a light bulb before in my life
Like god damn this mirror is bright
I never quite got that
But you know to each his own
Can we put the toilet lid down
I've been doing Tai Chi for 50 years now
And it's good for you.
So if you're doing yoga, you're doing the same thing.
So keep it up.
And just, okay, here's my little spiel.
I'm going to do my serious spiel.
Stop eating vegetable oil.
It's bullshit.
Okay?
Olive oil, butter, cool.
All that other nonsense,
like all this fried food that you kids eat,
the freaking whatever.
Don't do it.
Don't do it to yourself.
That's what's messed up right now.
I believe you.
Look at you.
The FDA is like sleeping at the wheel.
I don't even know how this shit got by.
Cotton seed oil is being consumed by human beings. We don't eat
cotton.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Speak for yourself.
I eat cotton all the time.
I'm a very serious guy
and I have
a lot of angst and I've decided that
I'm going to be fun.
Lucky for you
this whole trivia is about vegetable oil.
In 1984, the FDA.
No, I'm just kidding.
Okay.
Andy's also in his 68th year.
He's just only 36 years old.
Fuck you.
I think you already answered this.
I think you answered this during your interview,
but we'll see if you remember.
In 2014, you joined the Rolling Stones for your first ever show
with the band. In what city
was your first show with the Rolling Stones?
Let's see if they were
paying attention. That is correct!
C major!
Okay.
Lenny Kravitz played most
of the instruments on his debut album, according
to Wikipedia. Except for the
sax solos, what is the title
of Lenny Kravitz's debut
album that features you on saxophone?
They're not with you on this one.
Let Love Rule. That is correct.
This is the final question.
When I was about
22, I went to one of your concerts in
Indianapolis as a young fan and saxophone player.
You were really nice to me and encouraging, so I stuck with it.
And now I'm here working for Andy Frasco.
Do you regret being friendly and encouraging to me at the Vogue Theater many years ago?
Not at all.
That is correct!
Three for three! Three for three!
Three for three!
I thought we had one more question to ask him.
Can we get some tickets to the wrong store tomorrow night?
That was your name on my brother.
That's correct! That's correct!
That's correct!
Looks like I gotta go see fucking Eric Andre again tomorrow.
I'm going to Eric Andre too.
First I want to go see the lot
because I kind of want to see what the Rolling Stones lot's all about.
Are you going to hang out outside Eric Andre?
I'm just going to wave at Carl from the back.
Carl, remember you did our show?
He's like, get the fuck out of here.
Security.
The biggest security possible, please.
Carl,
you're one of our family.
You're one of our biggest inspirations.
Thanks for always being there for Sean and I through everything.
You've been a man.
I remember during COVID, I used to call you
when I was having anxiety.
We used to talk about the Lakers.
Every time I had anxiety, you'd take a picture of you
with a Laker jersey on.
Thank you so much for being my fucking friend.
Give it up for Carl Denson, ladies and gentlemen.
He's the man.
Yeah!
I love you.
He's really good.
And fuck vegetable oils.
But I think because Carl's got a sax,
I think this is his dream to play saxophone with you, Carl.
No, I just want to listen to him.
No, we should do it.
Let's do it.
Let's gangbang a sax solo right now. Let's do it, baby. Give it up for Carl Denson, ladies and gentlemen. Give it up, Carl. No, I just want to listen to him. No, we should do it. Let's do it. Let's gangbang a sax solo right now.
Let's do it, baby.
Give it up for Carl Denson,
ladies and gentlemen.
Give it up for Carl.
Give it up for Carl.
Let's go! I never thought I'd wake up to my own dreams
Yeah, I'm finally seeing what it is to be free
Tired of waking up, feeling bad about myself
For life I live
For somebody else
It's not about the money, cars
Even the plane
It's about how you feel
Without all those things
Cause happiness
Is gonna keep us free
It's not about the money
Cars
None of those things
It's time to freak out
Tell vets we're oiled to fuck off
There's a bigger world
Outside of our phones
Don't sit in your head
It'll make you feel alone
When time is a poison
You shouldn't do it alone
It's not about the money, cards, even the bling. It's about
how you feel without all those things. Because happiness is going to keep us free. It's not
about the money, cards, none of those break it down alright Carl
dance what you got sir Thank you.
Break it down.
Carl Denson, ladies and gentlemen.
Nicholas. Don't get a dick! That's Mr. Nick Gerlach, ladies and gentlemen.
Now together, boys, I want you guys to play together.
This is Nick's wet dream for you all to play together, actually.
Let's go. Thank you. guitar solo Let's go!
Mr. Carl Denson, ladies and gentlemen.
Yep.
It's not about the money
or the fancy shit
or the whippets.
It's about how you feel inside.
Do you agree, Denver, Colorado, or what,
ladies and gentlemen?
Yeah.
Take it.
Carlito swag.
Carl D. just
ripping nitrous on my fucking stage right now.
Let's fucking go.
If you got a dream, it can
happen to you as well.
But I'm serious, y'all.
It's not about the money or anything.
It's about how you feel inside, about who you want to be in life.
Like this dream when I first talked.
Carl Denzel's my first ever podcast interviewer, ladies and gentlemen.
Here we are now selling out Ophelia's.
Damn, Cruz.
I remember telling me, are you going to be able to do this forever?
I'm like, probably not, Carl.
Yeah, it's time to freak out
Turn the power off
There's a bigger world
Outside of our phones
Don't sit in your head
It'll make you feel alone
When time is a poison
You shouldn't do it alone It's not about the money How you feel alone when time is a poison
You shouldn't do it alone
It's not about the money, cars, even the brain
It's about how you feel without all those things
Cause happiness is gonna keep us free
It's not about the money, the cars, none of those things.
Not about the money, the cars, none of those things.
Not about the money, cars, none of those things.
Give it up for Carl Denton from San Diego, California.
San Diego, California.
Mr. Carl Dantz and the Grand Soots!
I love you.
Thanks, Carl.
Thank you.
Give it up for Carl Dantz, ladies and gentlemen.
Unbelievable.
I'm going to practice.
Wow, that was a wet dream for fucking Nick Gerlach right there.
I might actually start practicing.
Thanks, Carl.
Guesslist plus one.
Frasco plus one.
Thanks, Bud, for... Love to see Keith.
Frasco minus two.
What?
Frasco minus two is what he's going to put on there.
He said Frasco minus two, yeah.
Just to be safe.
I'll be at the lot going like this, like the fish fans.
You know that now.
Dude.
How do you know that now?
Yeah, Mike.
Did I tell you Mike Gordon's been blowing me up?
Should we try to FaceTime Mike Gordon right now?
Yeah, totally.
Please.
Oh, no.
He's on tour with Vampire Weekend.
I'll be like, Mike, pick up.
He's like, fuck no.
Do you know how fucking rich I am?
Stop FaceTiming me.
I have a metal jacket.
I can afford to live in Vermont.
He showed up to the gig, and he has a Tesla, and his car just drove him, and he just put
the window down.
He's like, I'm ready to play now.
It was like my Total Prince moment with Mike Gordon.
Do you know Game Henge?
I told him, I'm like, I don't really fuck with fish,
but I like you.
He's like, I respect your honesty.
Musicians kind of like it when you don't like them.
It's weird.
But I did like his solo project.
Then we started texting like school children. I was sending
him text messages.
I was like, hey, Mike, hope you
sleep well. He's like, stop texting me.
I have a
family. I have a family.
Hey, Mike, what are you thinking about right now? I'm like, hey,
Mike, here's a song I wrote. It's called Tears in my
Cocaine.
Call me on my other phone.
I sent him Tears in my Cocaine. I wrote the song called Tears in my Cocaine. He started crying my other phone. I sent him Tears of My Cocaine.
I wrote the song called Tears of My Cocaine.
He started crying.
He loved that song.
Well, you know, he had a crazy life, I guess.
I relate to that song, brother.
I'm like, hell yeah, thanks, man.
Call back.
Go, just hang up.
You forgot his phone.
Oh, shit.
Carl, get up.
Yeah. I'm about to text Carl. You up?
What's up, babe? You up?
But this is amazing.
We have a slam pack show, so we should keep rolling with this.
Keep it moving.
This is one of the best comedians out of Denver.
Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Mr. Josh Blue.
Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Mr. Josh Blue, ladies and gentlemen.
Fuck yeah.
All right.
Thank you.
Hey, I know that many of you know who I am.
But I'm also aware that maybe this is your first time seeing me.
And if that's the case, then I bet you're pretty fucking concerned.
You're just looking at whoever you came here with like,
Andy's got to stop giving his openers so many drugs.
Well, the truth is, well, yes, but I blame it on the vegetable oil.
I don't know.
I just like french fries.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just like french fries.
I don't know.
You know, I really used to think I had a way with animals.
And then I realized
I just make a lot of crumbs.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Just got a pack of random ass dogs
following me around
hoping I'll break into a muffin
or something
I don't know how many times I've tried to go into a restaurant
like you can't bring your dogs in here
I'm like these ain't my fucking dogs
you can get them to off, that'd be great.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You'll have a dog soon, Andy.
You'll have a dog soon.
Oh, I probably do, Josh.
I gave him a high five on the way out here,
and I think the acid is kicking in now.
Andy's skin street value is like a million dollars.
You get it?
I get it.
You get it, cool.
Those are the drugs.
Mushrooms are pretty cheap these days.
I know.
Well, I put my beer on the piano,
and I'm afraid it's going to go up there,
so I can't get it anymore.
I'm fucking...
Fuck you.
Damn it.
None of the buttons work.
Much like my body.
All right, well, I live here in Denver, Colorado.
What a beautiful city.
And my kids are here, and I have teenagers now.
And I'm just happy to let you know that I'm here tonight.
I just got away from these conniving fucks.
The big problem at my house I've been dealing with is I realized that my 16-year-old boy was stealing vodka from the bottle.
I saw that the level was going down.
I was very upset. I didn't really know what to do about it. But after a couple days of thinking, I decided to do with bleach.
Fuck that guy, man.
Steal my shit, motherfucker.
And I know some of you are getting uptight about the, oh, you didn't
really do that, right?
And of course I didn't really
do that.
Because there's no possible way
I could pour a liquid
into a bottle like that.
This is the jam scene.
Josh, chill, chill, chill.
I'm not wasting my bleach. Oh, you know how I can tell you're stealing my liquor?
You're shitting blood.
That was for my youth pastor.
He was performing earlier today.
You guys remember from earlier?
And no, I'm not his dad.
But he loves bleach.
Oh, I think I was only supposed to do five minutes.
You want me to sit down now?
Do one more, Josh.
Oh, Josh!
Oh, shucks.
The other day I had somebody run up to me and go,
hey, I want what you're on.
You want my seizure medication?
Here you go.
That'll be eight bucks.
And this is what happened.
Give it up for Josh Blue.
Josh, I love you.
I love you.
Give it up for Josh Blue,
ladies and gentlemen, our guy.
Hey, Josh.
Josh, we prepared a nice song for you that we wanted to prepare.
Sean Eccles wrote a song.
It's kind of his song.
Yeah, co-written with a friend of ours, Travis.
Yes.
Podcast friends. Can't stop now, I waited too long To bust this night of mine
I wanna know what's coming
And I want you to blow me
I wanna feel what's coming And I want you to show me
Give it up for Shawn Eccles.
That was a beautiful song.
You white people are crazy.
Thank you, Josh.
I don't know why you would have thought of that for me, but...
What the fuck man
He's got two kids he knows what it is
I'll give you a taste
Holy shit
Fuck it
I'll take a taste
Fuck it
Help me up
Hold me up. Have you ever told me
but Josh,
you're such a,
you've been such a great trooper.
I know
this scene is
we love you over here
over in the gym scene
and we just want to say
from the bottom of our hearts,
you are the one of the best guys
on the fucking planet.
Hell yeah.
Give it up for Josh.
Give it up for Josh.
I can't get up. Give it up for Josh Blue, Colorado, Denver's home.
Oh, man.
Are y'all having fun?
Is everyone okay out here?
It was fun, right?
It's getting late.
We are going to play a game right now.
Yes. That we prepared
for Sean Eccles and his
wife, Toby. It's called the newlywed
game.
I don't know.
Let's bring Toby Eccles up here.
Hold on.
No, no, no, no. What?
I never played the newlywed game. I decided to change
this. What? Sean's going to be playing
against you.
Oh.
Sean and his wife versus you and your most valuable and deep relationship,
your tour manager, Beau.
Jesus fucking...
Okay.
So what I need you to do...
All right.
Toby, get up here.
You guys need to go hide.
Hey, everybody, give it up for my wife.
This is Toby, my beautiful wife.
And give it up for my boyfriend, Bob Valensky.
There he is.
Okay, so how do you play this game again?
I go hide.
Okay.
You guys are going fucking down.
I know.
I've seen every inch of this.
No, actually, never mind.
I've seen your dick.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. We got to go, Sean. We're going to go. Oh, where mind. I've seen your dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got to go, Sean.
We're going to go.
I've basically...
Andy's gone. Let's leave. Let's all just leave.
It would be funny if we all just left right now
and he came back and we were gone.
Okay, we're going to play a game.
My job would be way easier.
I'm going to ask you a question about your partner.
Both of you.
Your partner.
You're going to write it down.
Do you guys know the Newlywed Game or not?
I don't have to explain it, right?
You're not morons.
Jerry!
What if you guys just started fighting right now?
Hold on. Let me find this shit.
Here we go. First question.
My thing's fucked up.
I am actually a little nervous right now.
No, no.
Okay, both of you answer this question right now
and show everybody and tell everybody.
If your partner could be in one band besides the UN,
what band would they choose?
So you have 30 seconds to think it out.
Oh.
Oh, wow, this is
i feel like i know you're it's okay i feel like i also know sean's answer at the same time too
it'd be funny if you just guess most of them no it could be any band ever in the history
yeah be as creative as possible oh my god okay yeah Okay. Yeah. All right.
What do you pick?
Come on, Bo.
Well, no, we can't say it
because they're listening.
No, they're not.
They're hiding.
Marty's making sure
they can't hear.
So show everybody
what you pick.
Led Zeppelin.
Led Zeppelin.
What'd you pick?
Some stupid emo band
from LA
no one's ever heard of.
It was cool
when he was in high school
that he used to book
at some restaurant.
Starting line. Starting line? I've never heard that. It was cool when he was in high school that he used to book at some restaurant. Starting line.
Starting line?
I've never heard that.
Okay, number two.
If your partner could swap lives
with one celebrity for a day,
what celebrity would they choose?
Don't pick a porn star.
No, you can pick a porn star.
I'm kidding.
I'd pick a porn star. No, you can pick a porn star. I'm kidding. Oh, wait.
No.
I pick O.J. Simpson.
But like before he died.
I mean, this one.
Back when he was the American Dream.
I can't tell you.
I can't tell you my answer.
Yeah, you can.
Go Bills.
Go Bills.
Go Bills.
Hey, hey, hey.
All right. What do you pick?
What did you pick?
Kobe.
What did you pick?
You don't know?
You don't want to be any celebrity besides himself?
Just think of something for later.
Number three.
If your partner could have one superpower, what would they choose?
And how would they use it?
Think about it.
Okay, I put Lemmy for the other one.
Okay, that's a good one.
If they could have one superpower, what would they
choose and how would they use it?
Give me a little, just walk me some bass
here.
B-flat blues. I'm just kidding.
There we go. A little background music.
Huh?
Yeah, show the crowd. They can hear us. There we go. A little background music. Huh? Yeah, show the crowd.
They can hear us. Andy can't hear it.
Super dick. Super dick.
And how would he use it, though?
On Floyd?
Any way better than he's using his current dick.
Okay, and the last one is
Why do you think Andy is always kissing his guy friends?
So why do you think Sean thinks he's always kissing?
What's up with that, guys?
Bo, what do you think?
Bo probably knows.
I feel like Bo's going to win.
Yeah, Bo knows.
You got damn right, girl.
I like it.
I like it.
That's why we got to...
Keep up for the band, guys.
They both play with way more famous bands than me,
so thanks a lot.
Thanks for being here.
Huh?
It's an honor to be here.
It's an honor.
Can I steal your pen, Toby?
Venmo's coming.
What do you pick?
Because you've got to kiss your friends on the mouth.
Okay, that's a pretty good fucking answer, actually.
Because he loves me.
Because he loves me.
All right, Marty, bring them down here.
Marty, bring them down.
So now they're going to guess what you answer.
Try to think of a superpower.
Just be generic.
Marty, bring them.
Here they are.
What the fuck?
Andy, just share the mic with me for this Hey, we're going to win this shit
I hope
Yeah, I think you're going to
I think you're going to dominate
Donimate, alright
So
Just take, yeah
There you go
Aw
Turn it on
Aw
Okay, that's
You have no clue how funny that is.
You always kiss me so wet-lipped.
I know. He is very soft.
One time he kissed a guy from Little Stranger
and it was pretty hot, actually.
It was still just a friend kiss.
I'm a sensual lover, dude.
Trust me, we know both.
We're going to have Sean go first and Andy.
I asked her
if you could be in one
band besides the UN, what band
would you pick? You asked her what band?
Yeah, so what band does she think you would pick?
What band do you want to be in besides the UN?
It's funny because it's her.
I'm just going to go ahead and see.
You want to be in your wife instead of...
No, listen. Okay. Led Zeppelin.
That is correct!
My wife! That's my wife! to be in your wife instead of listen. Okay, let's have one. That is correct.
Wow. Okay, Andy, what do you think?
Both said what band do you want to be in? Fuck I know. I
mean, he is an emo kid.
Oh, he's on the right.
I'm gonna
say alkaline trio.
Starting.
Oh, my God.
I went with your bands, not mine.
They're already fighting.
Oh, with my bands.
Oh, man.
I don't know how this game works.
How cute.
Oh, you're supposed to.
I thought.
How's this game work?
You guess what he thinks you want.
One zero, motherfucker.
You guess what he thinks you want. I've, motherfucker. You guess what he thinks you want.
I've seen...
Okay.
This is about what you want.
Oh, about me.
Okay.
You should like this.
That one shouldn't count.
No, no, fuck it.
Number two.
Andy, you can go first this time.
Okay.
If Andy could suave lives with one celebrity for a day, who does Bo think it would be?
Me?
Dead or alive.
Dead or alive, Kobe Bryant.
Oh, that's correct.
Dead or alive,, Kobe Bryant. Oh, that's correct. Dead or Alive, though.
Number two.
Kobe is alive in all our hearts.
A celebrity can be a musician, too, right?
Yeah.
Jimmy Page.
Oh, incorrect.
Lemmy.
Lemmy.
Oh, fucking Christ.
We're all tied.
You know where it is?
Not the way.
She's right.
We're all tied. She is right. That's correct the way. She's right. We're all tied.
She is right.
That's correct, actually.
I'm going to give a point for that.
Hey, hey.
Where are you going?
That's not the bullshit.
I told her to let me down.
Wow.
Sabotage.
If you could have any, Sean.
Yes.
Did you think of something for this?
Yeah.
Okay, good.
What are we doing now?
If you could have any superpower, what would you have and how would you use it?
Or just what would you have?
I don't know.
Yeah.
The hard one.
What would Toby say?
Walk it, guys.
Come on.
Give me a little
walking music,
a little thinking music.
Fuck me.
Okay, what superpower?
I would fly.
Fly?
I would get us
to resorts quicker.
What'd you pick?
Invisible 5.
Invisible?
I like that.
Sean Eccles being invisible,
you're fucking right.
I flail.
I can hear something.
Yeah, you can hear it
from far away.
This man dry fucks his guitar
every single night.
I barely play it.
Who just knocked over that vase?
Anyway.
Sorry, was that expensive?
Superhero?
Any power.
Any power.
Probably come longer.
Oh, very good.
Super dick.
Super dick.
Holy shit.
A boy can dream.
Let's fucking do it.
A boy can dream.
So what, is it three to two?
Because I gave you the point for loving the band.
Who's what?
God damn it.
I do have a thing about, I do come kind of quick sometimes.
No way.
You're bad at sex.
Number four. Last one.
Last one. Andy.
Why do you think Andy is always
kissing his guy friends?
Because I'm a
closet gay.
Because he loves me. kissing his guy friends? Because I'm a closet gay? Bo?
Because he loves me.
Same thing.
That's the same thing.
I'll give it to him.
Give it to him.
Give it to him.
That counts.
Why do you think Andy's
kissing his guy friends?
Do you get this right
or you win, I think?
Okay, this is what
Toby said.
There's no wrong answer.
Why do I think Andy
kisses his what?
Guy friends.
Only.
We're starting a campaign called Make America Gay Again, ladies and gentlemen.
I have never once seen Andy for actually kiss a woman.
He's starting a cult.
And you're all going to join.
And because his closet gay was wrong?
Okay.
Why does he kiss his male friends?
I've never seen him kiss a woman.
I've never seen him.
Because he wants to know what love is.
I don't know.
How you doing, Matt?
How you doing?
He's looking for love, Nick.
He's looking for love.
In all the right places.
Fuck it.
I don't...
Yeah, I'll do anything at this point.
Is that what you said?
What did you pick?
What'd you say?
I just said,
because you like to kiss your friends on the mouth.
Oh, because he likes it.
That's correct.
Thanks, Toby.
That counts. That counts. Let's give he likes it. That's correct. Thanks, Toby. That counts.
That counts.
Let's give it to him.
Sean and Toby win.
By the way, we got to say one thing.
Give it up.
Toby's been with this band for 12 fucking years.
Give it up for Toby for putting up with us.
We've been married for five years.
I have no idea how I pulled that off.
Let's go.
Their kiss was more romantic,
but yours was softer.
Oh, yeah.
I'm coming for you next, Nick.
Give it up for Bob Balinski
leading the herd all the time.
Oh, denied.
Old Blue Eyes got denied.
No, no, no.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on.
I only kiss one person. Give him a kiss. Give. Come on. I only kissed one person.
Give him a kiss.
I only kissed one person and she does not like me anymore.
Come on, Bo.
Andy, show Bo how much you love him.
You've been kissing.
Yes!
You got to stop with the wet kisses, Bo.
It's too wet, dude. I don't like it.
I know.
You're a really good lover, but fuck.
Jesus.
You're embarrassing me.
Like a rom-com.
Give it up for Nick.
What a great game.
That was a great game.
How are we feeling?
Can we keep going with this thing?
Are you guys good with this?
We got one more little guest.
Let me see that when you're done.
Hit this, brother. It's fucking tight.
So my mom's watching the... Speaking of
nice, my mom's watching the live stream.
She's a good
woman, and I want
to sing a song for my mom, if you don't mind.
I play this every night because
I love my mom.
She let me be as weird as I wanted to be every day.
And she's been fighting leukemia for seven years.
And I wrote this song about her.
And I promised myself...
Damn, the night just is kind of working right now.
Hold on, let me take a second.
Here we go.
Okay, there we go.
Sorry, mom Okay
But I wrote this song about her
And then we found out two months ago
That her cancer went away for a little bit
Ladies and gentlemen, it was really cool
Fuck yeah
The power of optimism
That's why you gotta stay optimistic
And then I stopped playing the song because my jam band fans were like,
you play that song every night, Frasco.
I'm like, fuck off.
It's my mom.
But then her cancer came back.
And so I said, fuck this.
I am going to play this song every single day until I'm dead,
ladies and gentlemen.
So I love you, Marlene Frasco.
You're a good woman.
The song's called Some Days. And by the way, give it up for the house band
They're fucking killing it tonight
Give it up for the boys
I hope you enjoy it
I wanna be your rock
Yeah, your Saturday cartoon I want to be your rock.
Yeah, your Saturday cartoon.
I want to be the jam.
Yeah, your peanut butter too.
Because when you're feeling blue,
I'll try to color in you. to be the man I never was to you
come on some days you feel great
some days you feel so alone don't let your sorrow drown into tomorrow. Just take it as it goes. Gotta take life as it goes.
Of your favorite bouquet I want to be that pill
That takes away your cancer today
When you're feeling blue
I'll try to color in you
Just to be that man that I never was to you
some days you feel great some days you feel so alone
don't let your sorrow drown into tomorrow. Take it as you go.
Gotta take life as it goes.
Way to go, early down! Keep going, buddy.
Break it down.
That's Mr. Nick Gerlach one more time, ladies and gentlemen.
Sean Eccles, what invisible man, ladies and gentlemen.
There he is.
Well, some days you feel great Some days you feel so alone
Don't let your sorrow drown into tomorrow
Just take it as it goes Gotta take it as it goes
Gotta take life as it goes
Yeah, take it as it goes
There's some days you feed Carl Denton nitrous
Uh-oh
Just take it as it goes
I know this life can be tough.
That's why I fell in love with Denver, Colorado.
It's true.
You're not alone in the fight.
You got me and you, baby.
It's true.
Take it as it goes.
Some days you feel great.
Some days you feel great Some days you feel so alone Don't let your sorrow drown into tomorrow
Take it as it goes
Someday I'm gonna love you
Like the way you deserve
Don't let your sorrow drown into tomorrow
Take it as it goes
Take it as it goes
Yeah, take life as it goes
Don't let your sorrow drown into
tomorrow.
I love you, Mom. Thank you for
letting me do that.
Crying the fucking
dopamine from the nitrous.
Just take it as
it goes. Just take it as it goes
Just take life as it goes
Thank you very much for letting me do that.
Give it up for the boys for learning that one for me.
Thank you so much.
Woo!
Ross James, Jimmy Salkin.
So, I think we should keep playing music,
and I see there's a couple bands in town.
I'm looking through it, and I see Casey Russell.
Are the Magic Beans?
Is everyone from the Magic Beans in here?
Get up here.
Let's jam some shit.
Give it up for the Magic Beans, ladies and gentlemen. Give it up for the Magic Beans right here? Get up here. Let's jam some shit. Give it up for the Magic Beans, ladies and gentlemen.
Give it up for the Magic Beans
from Denver, Colorado.
Holy shit.
Scott's like,
I'm not touching your HPV in the mouth.
All right.
I think let's get...
Boys, you want to jam?
Let's get...
Yeah, give them the key.
Let's see if the boys can cook a jam? Let's get, yeah, give them the key.
Let's see if the boys can cook.
We just played Northlands with them.
Let's have a jam session.
What do you say?
Give it up for Magic Beans!
Oh, yeah, we got you.
All right.
Let's go, Beans.
Get over the magic, Beans, the local boys.
Deuces his dog.
Andy's going to do some more nitrous because he has to feed his habit.
Listen.
Listen.
I'll sing whatever the fuck it is.
Cody Wales, lay down a beat.
Let's go, baby.
You're singing too, Casey.
We're going to figure this out.
I'll back you too, Casey. We're going to figure this out. I'm back here, baby. Fuck vegetables. Fuck vegetable oil That shit ain't good for you
Come on, man, vegetable oil
Canola oil, any other oil
Don't eat no vegetable oil
That shit ain't good for you Come on, man, vegetable oil, don't eat no vegetable oil That shit ain't good for you
Don't eat no vegetable oil baby
Josh Bluth told me so
He said no more vegetable oil gonna do you wrong
Caravanser's got the biggest muscles I've ever seen in my entire life
Oh, no more messin' my heart
That shit gonna fuck you up, son Let's go.
Go back on the horn, y'all. Thank you. guitar solo ចានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានបានវាប់ពីបានប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់� All right, break it down a little bit.
Happy Monday morning, everybody.
I know we all just woke up.
I just want everybody to know it's going to be a beautiful day.
What you got, John? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm Casey Russell.
The keys, everybody.
He's attractive.
He's attractive.
Woo! សូវាប់ពីបានប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់ពីប់� Let's tag that one.
I'm Carl Denson.
I'm Carl Denson.
I'm Carl Denson. I can't give no satisfaction.
I can't give no satisfaction. I can't give no satisfaction I can't give no satisfaction
Can't give no satisfaction One more time. Come on, guys. Magic Beans!
The motherfucking Magic Beans, ladies and gentlemen!
I love these guys.
Give it up for the Magic Beans boys
from Colorado.
Yeah, Jeff.
Love you too.
Beanstalk.
What a nice time.
Yeah, Beanstalk.
Buy tickets to Beanstalk.
Buy tickets for Beanstalk.
Get online right now.
Buy tickets to Beanstalk.
Buy tickets.
They'll take any form of payment.
Well, I hope you had a fun night
with us, Denver.
Thanks so much for being here with us.
I really appreciate it.
I love this community so much.
Thanks for letting me fulfill all these weird dreams here.
That's why I got the fuck out of L.A.
So I could do weird shit in Denver, Colorado, baby.
So let's go.
I'd like to introduce the band for a second. it up for Ross James ladies gentlemen our boy a lot of people don't know this but Ross James
also books this room give it up for all the talent and Ophelia's give it up for
our boy get up for my man Jeremy ready to Ready to mingle, sulk in, ladies and gentlemen, on the drums.
From Big Gigantic.
And our band leader, my confidant, one of my best friends, Mr. Sean Eccles, ladies and gentlemen.
That's the band leader.
Last but not least, the man who has my heart.
Don't tell your girlfriend.
Yes.
Please give it up for my co-host, Mr. Nick Gerlach, ladies and gentlemen.
And we got one more song for you.
Ladies and gentlemen, Andy Fresco.
Thank you very much.
He does drugs for you.
I do drugs in public for you, Denver.
It's for you.
But I, you know, I think we should do this at least once every couple months.
What do you say, ladies and gentlemen?
We should just make this a tradition?
Here's one of my songs.
It's important to me, and it's called Dance Around My Grave.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Everyone stand up a little bit.
Let's see if this makes us feel like a concert for a second.
You got to love each other every day.
Actually, everyone hug each other.
Make this feel like a Michael Franti concert for a second.
Let's go.
Have each other's backs.
Not a NACO concert. this isn't a knock-off
concert the Michael
concert
sell six and five all right gotta love each other, love yourself.
And we're gonna get through this fucking weird shit storm together.
Let's go, ladies and gentlemen.
Always going somewhere.
Yeah, I'm living fast.
90 miles an hour.
No brakes.
Oh, gas.
If I die tomorrow, don't be dressed in black
Need a couple favors, but instead of feeling sad
Tell my mom I love her, tell my daddy too
But you are my lover, my words are the truth
Hey, everybody on the floor, two steps and say no more
Oh, everybody in the back, jump up and clap your hands.
Celebrate what we have.
Yeah, celebrate what we have.
Let's go, Denver.
I want private techniques and a big parade.
Dressed up and going nowhere, dancing around my grave.
No surprise I'm leaving
We all gotta go
Might make it to 100
But then I'm ready for sure
Tell my kids I love them
Tell my grandkids too
I got some great-grandchildren
Love what you do
Hey, everybody on the floor
Two-step and say no more
Oh, everybody in the back, two-step and say no more.
Oh, everybody in the back, jump up and clap your hands.
Celebrate what we had.
Yeah, celebrate what we had.
Oh, if there's a heaven, baby No, I see you there
This is all I've got
That's okay too
Our love was real
Our love was real Our love was real
Hey everybody on the floor
Two step and say no more Oh everybody on the floor, two step and say no more
Oh everybody in the back, jump up and clap your hands
Hey everybody on the floor, two step and say no more
Oh everybody in the back, jump up and clap your hands
Celebrate what we had
Celebrate
Yeah celebrate what we had
Celebrate what we had Celebrate what we had
Always going somewhere
Celebrate what we had
Yeah, I'm living fast
Celebrate what we had
90 miles an hour
No brakes, oh yeah
We'll see you at Red Rocks. Have a good night. Thank you.
We're the World City Podcast.
Let's go get fucked up at Herb's.
Have a good night.
Fuck yeah.
Thank you. Fuck yeah Keep it bartenders I love you buddy
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