Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - BONUS EP: Live from the Outer Banks NYE w/ Little Stranger & Dale and the ZDubs

Episode Date: January 5, 2024

What's that you say? You want a live episode of the World Saving Podcast featuring the U.N., Nick Gerlach, our deep bro's Little Stranger, & our new bud Dale and the ZDubs?! Well boy howdy, aren't you in luck cuz that's exactly what we got in store for ya in this week's bonus episode! Stay tuned for a brand new season with even more drug induced debauchery and musical clownery. LOVE YOU. somethings are better with visuals... watch this episode; now in color!  Psyched to partner up with our buddies at Volume.com! Check out their roster of upcoming live events and on-demand shows to enrich that sweet life of yours. Call, leave a message, and tell us if you think one can get addicted to mushrooms: [phone]  Check out our new album!, L'Optimist on all platforms Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For more information on Andy Frasco, the band and/or the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com Check out our good friends that help us unwind and sleep easy while on the road and at home: dialedingummies.com Produced by Andy Frasco, Joe Angelhow, & Chris Lorentz Live show board mix by the man, the myth, the IPA LEGEND: Jason Burdett Supplemental band/podcast mix: Chris Lorentz Featuring: Arno Bakker

Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize in advance. Welcome to Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast. With your host, Andy Frasco! And your co-host, Nick Gerlach! You love us so, what's up? How we doing, everyone? Thanks lover's so welcome. How we doing, everyone? Thanks for being here tonight. Thanks for coming.

Your lover's so welcome. What's up? How we doing, North Carolina? Thanks for being here tonight. Or today. God, I am strung out as fuck today's shout out to just partying on a beach right it's pretty cool how many people are not from here anybody what the fuck yeah

clap for you um my boys woke up give it up for the band ladies and gentlemen good morning hi i've never seen these guys wake up past 2 p.m ever in my fucking life why would we do our best work under the cover of darkness and uh sean is all his clothes are at the airport so we wanted to show how please we wanted to show how big his dick is. Look how big that thing is. Look. Give him a wiggle. Show him one wiggle. There it is. I told you. The kid's got a fucking hog on him. Jesus Christ. I'm excited for this.

We have a very special show for you tonight. A couple artists are friends. They're also drug addicts as well. No, I'm just kidding. I know half of y'all partied with them in their green room at 5 a.m. I know it. This is why they woke up at 2.15 to do this.

But I'd like to bring... I think we should do a parody song to wake people up a little bit. Okay. This is the last show of our tour. We've done 153 shows this year. Give it up for this band. I'm going to take a nap.

I'm going to take some mushrooms someone, a random person gave me first Alright Let's have a podcast Do you want to hear this? What's this song about? It's about you driving on your front lawn You're texting people

I drive the van in the morning It's fucking scary It gets scary Show them what you got. Here he goes again on his own. Driving down the fucking highway on his phone. Been drifting in the lanes

and parking zones. Brasco's made up his mind He's gambling with our lives Here he goes again on his own Travel down the fucking highway on his phone It's the longest fucking tour I'll ever know Rasko's made up his mind He's gonna answer every email while he tries Here he goes again

Here he goes again Here it goes again Here it goes again Here it goes Give it up for Sean Adams. A beautiful song. Wow. What art there. I literally can't stop looking at your dick right now. It's just fucking huge. I can reach you.

I'm shell-shocked by that. We hung out in China, and I accidentally saw his dick in person. And it was like a... Accidentally. That's a longer story. The closet gave me.

It's like, actually, let's see what Sean's up to. But yeah, this is going to be nice. I'd like to bring up my co-host, the guy who is allowed to shit talk on everything. Give it up for Nick Gerlach, ladies and gentlemen. I'm taking it a long way.

Hey, Nick. Hi. I know we don't invite you to things with the band here, but here you are. I'm scared. I'm Sean's dick. They're going to have to take the fucking first in flight off North Carolina's license plate and put his dick on there. How you doing, buddy? I'm tired of shit.

Hey, whoever was DJing reggae until three in the morning in the room last night, I don't like you. We just saw reggae for four hours. You guys are turning into bluegrass fans We get it P minor Anyway, how you doing?

Wow, what a way to open the show That's what I get paid for How you doing, Nick? I'm doing pretty good It's pretty weird Have you ever like Fly to North Carolina? You ever been here before?

Great setup, Andy Okay, so I'm really confused About this town fly to North Carolina? You ever been here before? Great setup, Andy. Okay, so I'm really confused about this town. We had to take an hour and a half shuttle to get here. How is this going to be the invention of where flying took place and you don't have a fucking airport here? What the fuck, dude? You can at least have an American Airlines flight

coming in from D.C. or something. I don't know. You're right. but it was fun I got to drink beers while they drove I saw that we stopped at the gas station the way here he got what did you get chicken wings from 7-Eleven like three condoms

really really small condoms I think they were designed for little leaguers and what was the third oh yeah six pack of Bud Light ball of condoms. I think they were designed for little leaguers. And what was the third? Oh yeah, six pack of Bud Light. I was, you know, I've been in Nashville for too long. I was the only Jew in Nashville.

My dick was, it was like a museum. My dick was like a museum over there. You're going to be the most famous Jew in country music. Without even writing a country song. That's how few Jews there are. It's like yee-haw. Howdy, y'all. Yee-haw. Hi. How are you guys doing?

How's everyone doing, y'all? We're going to have fun. Did you have fun? The movement was awesome. Give it up for the movement. Yeah, very good. Give it up for our fucking best friends, Little Stranger, as well. That was badass. Our boys. They had a lot of fans.

Oh my God. I was in the crowd. Everyone knew every song that Kevin Shields took two seconds to write. I was getting jealous. I was like, I'm so much more talented than these guys. Why are they so much more successful than me?

The fuck is wrong with me right now? I just talk now. We're having a fun show tonight. Today? Oh, yeah. It's New Year's Eve today, too. Everyone excited about this? This is going to be good. I heard there was a nitrous tank here. My little bat ears went straight up

to the fifth floor. I'm like, I think it's gone. Yeah, that's the thing about nitrous. Who brought the nitrous tank? Raise your hand. Let's fucking go. Cops. Damn.

Officer, he's right here. It's fine. It's empty. It's empty now. We can't get arrested for it now. It's fine.

It is not illegal to have an aluminum canister in North Carolina that is empty. I didn't illegal to have an aluminum canister in North Carolina. That is empty. I didn't realize how much the reggae scene loves cocaine, too. Oh, my God. They're Republicans. They're rich.

It's too soon, Nick. Too soon. No, I don't think it is. How many people have seen our band before? Anyone seen our band before? Okay, cool. So me and Nick have this podcast where I come home depleted from dopamine. And I'm fully arrested.

And he's fully arrested. I don't work anymore. It's sad. But yeah, they just pay you to talk shit about everybody. I'm really excited for this. Should we bring up our first guest? Or do you want to do another parody? You know what?

This is your show, bro. I like it. Improv. I feel like when you have a... This is the best part about... By the way, this is like the best New Year's Eve ever. We're in a hotel. We're sleeping here.

We're like... I can get fucked up and just walk 200 feet to my room and think about what I just did for the last three hours. If you want to call that walking. More of a shuffle. I am proud of myself, though. I didn't throw up this time.

I throw up a lot. Last time I was with these guys, I shat myself and threw up. That was at holidays. I was at the fucking... I think you had COVID. I'm just kidding. Chill, chill, chill.

Not today. Well, we went out in Denver a couple days ago before we came here, and we went to that organ. I never get very drunk. And I texted you the next morning. I was like, dude, I got fucked up last night. And you're like,

I threw up in three different locations. Sometimes you just got to get rid of the poison. Better than keeping it in. It's like trauma. You gotta get it out. Don't bottle it up. Throw it up. Sometimes my anxiety is like, I didn't throw up last night.

Where were the three places? I couldn't figure out the third one. We went to that after party. Then we went to the second one. Then they brought ketamine out. I'm like, I don't do this. They give horses this shit. third one um we went to that after party oh there's one we went to the second one oh the second and then they brought like ketamine out i'm like i don't do this as a horse they give horses this shit it's like that uh r kelly song after the party it's the after party it's the hotel lobby where frasco throws up you're not going to the hotel lobby bathroom at the third party go home yeah well tonight we're gonna we're staying up all night because we're doing the Do not go in the hotel lobby bathroom at the third party. Go home.

Yeah, well, tonight, we're staying up all night because we're doing the polar plunge. Anyone doing that with us? Wow. You're really going to see how small my dick is in that fucking thing, dude.

It's like a thumbnail. It's going to be like a fucking thumbnail on this bad boy. But yeah, keep it rocking. I will have a normal penis. I can belay you. Yeah, Sean's dick will just be normal. Medically accurate now.

Speaking of penises and sex positions, let's do another. Which one is this? This is like, we want to do a hotel theme. I know you guys are with your couples. This is for couples. This is for the couples or the people

having strange sex tonight. Who got laid last night? Raise your hand if you got laid. Only three people? Come on. Everybody was so high last night. They're saving it for New Year's Eve. Our guy's like, I come twice. I was pushing rope last night.

I watched a weird movie. Speaking of pushing rope. Ready? Yeah, let's hear it. I got my first real sex swing. I bought it at a five hand dime. Fucked it till my dick turned red. But we never tried 69.

Me and this girl I knew had some fun and we fucked real hard The gym is split so we had to get creative Turned her around and told her not to fuck My face is buried in her ass I thought my love would last forever My dick is staring in her eyes I'm looking at her vagina

This is the best position of my life Oh yeah We're finally doing 69 Hell yeah Oh yeah We're finally doing 69 We're fucking doing 69 Oh yeah We're fucking doing 69

We fucking love 69 Give it up. Unbelievable. Wow. Give it up for Sean's penis for the solo tonight. Just playing that shit with his dick. First dick to have feedback on a monitor. Boom.

Let's bring up our first guest. We have two guests tonight. Everyone told me this guy is fucking insane. Let's give it up for Dale from Dale and the Z-Zubs. Where's Dale? What's up, Dale? Give it up for Dale from Washington, D.C., ladies and gentlemen.

Hey, Dale. What's good, Andy? What's good, Andy? Another Jewish guy in the reggae scene. Damn right. What a country. How are you doing? I'm great. This is our first time playing with you all.

And this is really our first time meeting you. Logan Rex told me a lot about you. And first off, you went to prison? Where are you from? Can we guess what you went to prison? Where are you from? Can we guess what you went to prison for? Can we guess? Nick, what do you think you went to prison for?

So you're white. He's hot. You're good looking. He's white and Jewish. It had to be drug related. I'm thinking taxes. Possession. Possession of a large amount of powdered drugs.

He nailed it. What? Are you for real? Yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait. I met a lawyer here last night. You could have used him, I feel like.

I actually met a criminal defense lawyer here last night. I should have hooked you up six years ago. I needed it. What was it? Yeah, it was a bunch of coke, like you said. I was at Lock and Festival and got caught. NARC Festival.

Virginia. In 2017. So what happened? Ended up pulling 37 months on it. You were in prison for 37 months? As a white Jew, yes. That's longer than Andy went to high school. Hold on You went to prison for 37 months?

We were in there, yeah And for some reason they sent me to mid-security too Like barbed wire, murderers, all the bullshit Did you accidentally have sex? Not accidentally Did you get in any fight? Did you have to fight a lot? There were some fights, for sure.

My butthole is the same size as it was when I went in. Yeah, I'll clap to that. Congrats. Due to said fighting, we protected the butthole. But yeah, 37 months. Did you have to join a gang? No, there's a lot of ABs in there, like Aryan Brotherhood. Oh, yeah.

And you're Jewish. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. You kept your mouth shut, I'm sure., like Aryan Brotherhood. Oh, yeah. And you're Jewish. Yeah, exactly. You kept your mouth shut, I'm sure. I did, but it was kind of comical when people would say crazy things about Jews, and I'd kind of join in and be like, yeah, those motherfucking Jews are taking over. Just to kind of blend in, you know? Little did they know, my mom and dad had a nice bar mitzvah for me a few years ago. You didn't send them your transcripts.

But yeah, those fucking... Yeah, fuck the Jews, but I did make $15 dad had a nice bar mitzvah for me a few years. You didn't send them your transcripts. But yeah, those fucking... Yeah, fuck the Jews, but I did make $15,000 in my bar mitzvah. Yeah. Go into your commissary. How do you think you bought the coat? Commissary. How does Nixon know so much about prison? That's right, the commissary.

A lot of documentaries. Don't have a lot going on. He's a podcast host. A lot of content. All day, just watch his cult films and shit. So prison. A lot of content. All day just watches cult films and shit. So prison. Wow. 37 months.

So was it reduced or did you have to do the whole thing? I was supposed to do 33-ish months, but I kept getting in trouble. What did you do? What happened? Ended up pulling 37. I don't know. There's nothing to do in there. So you're always getting in trouble and everybody runs their time up.

Getting tattoos, getting in in fights unauthorized area charges i guess my point is nick whatever you do don't go to prison i'd be horrible in prison i'll be like follow your dreams follow your anybody never give up anybody here want to talk about their mental oh god oh god i'm getting the shit beat out of me. Mental health. Oh, God. I went to prison in Germany once, and that was the closest thing I thought about. 1946. I was like, here it is. Here we go. I skirted it.

I skirted the German police. Yeah, we went. We all were. Yeah, we were. We're on scooters. We're on fucking scooters, Uber scooters. And they pulled us over. Floyd was there, too.

Yeah, Floyd. And Floyd didn't go to jail. He's like, no, I'm not taking your fucking piss test, socialist. Yeah, he knows how to lie to cops. You gotta learn

how to lie to cops. I'm not a good liar. Me and Nick saw him coming a mile away and ran. Last time we got pulled over, you lied your ass off to the cops. I did.

Go to Franny Fresco. Go to Franny Fresco. Always lie to the police. We got pulled over in North Carolina last tour on the border and I lied.

My ass off, yes. Is there weed in the car? I'm like, yes, there's a couple joints. I'm looking behind me and Bo, our tour manager, just eating an ounce of fucking weed. I'm like, you better fuck it. You better, bro. Give it up for Bo, our tour manager,

our editor, our podcast. I was like, holy shit, this is real. And Bo and then and then Floyd just like sleeping on the fucking floor. I've been here, done that. Can I get a sub for this? The minute they find drugs, I'm ratting everyone out. I'm going back to Nantucket. Yeah.

So you got out of prison and you started writing music or were you always writing music? Yeah, we got out of prison. We got the band back together. I'm obsessed with Blues Brothers, so I would call my bandmates from prison and be like, we're getting the band back together.

We're on a mission from God. And now we're playing with Andy Frasco at New Year's Eve. Let's go. I love it. Well, Dale, I'm honored to meet you. Everyone says you're a crazy ass, but I think you're actually pretty normal. Thank you, bro. Brasco at New Year's Eve. Let's go. I love it. Well, Dale, I'm honored to meet you. Everyone says you're a crazy ass, but I think you're actually pretty normal. Thank you, bro.

Show them your prison tattoo on your stomach. You got a prison tattoo? It's gotta be on your stomach. We got a couple. Show the world your prison tattoos. This guy's a hot Jewish man. Holy shit. What does it say?

Jew? I was going to get Jew on my stomach. Oh my God. That wouldn't go over good with the area brotherhood. Instead, I got bad hippie. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know anyone who's gone to jail for that long.

You do? It was weird. Oh, Beats does. Yeah, Beats from East Los Angeleseles you've seen a couple oh yeah our tour manager was in jail for three years oh yeah he was a different one before yeah before when when he went to prison we got bow five tour managers ago and um but yeah he had he had uh 300 pounds of wheat 400 pounds shit uh weed in missouri lizzo and he was just on statute of libertation. So we thought it was a good idea that he drive the van

for the two years until he went to prison. And then he got and then they pulled him over in New Orleans. He's like, boys, my time with you is up. Oh my God. Apparently you can't have hundreds and hundreds of pounds of drugs on you. Well, nowadays it's okay. But 2006 it was kind of fucked up.

Is it legal here? No. No. We shouldn't be talking about this, right? Whatever. I'm like, oh, there's coke in the building, there's jigs, there's helium. There was. Yeah, there's not.

Yeah, yeah. But I also heard a very fascinating... You said you used to be in sex work? Yeah, I was doing some sex work. Like what, with your cock? Yeah, just right when I... It wasn't full sex, but right when I got out of prison, you know, we needed to hustle, get back on the horse

and make some money. So I just had that good prison bod right when I was out. Oh, my God, yes. So I started running some ads, and next thing I know, I could wear a thong and get paid $800 an hour to give massages to gay men in the greater D.C. area. Massaging? How much?

Oh, my God. Wait, how much? How much? Yeah, it was good. The money's good. How much an hour? It depends, but when the guys are really horny and weird, they're down to shell out like $800 an hour.

Hold on. So why aren't you doing this now? You're in an opening band. Yeah, why are you playing music? Why aren't you just fucking doing the VIP package with that? What room are you in? That would be a good VIP package. For an extra $20, Dale's dick will be on your back.

Room 230, come on up tonight after a set. 800 bucks an hour. I got 6 p.m. open and 8.45 open. By hour, we mean 50 minutes with a 10-minute changeover for the next person, okay? You don't get the full hour. You ever, like, after you're done with that, like, look yourself in the mirror like, what the fuck? Definitely. Definitely.

Do you feel like more of a whore sometimes opening for Andy Fresco? Yeah. You gotta do what you gotta do. Gotta do what you gotta do. $20 is $20. Pretty much. Pretty much. Talk about money

too. I heard you're into crypto. Yeah, i was big into crypto we we made and lost millions for sure who the fuck you're a drug dealer by we do you mean i was i was but yeah i was in in february 2021 whoever follows crypto you know it was it was peak of the bull run and essentially i still had like 15 grand of like coke money when i got out of prison and i oh yeah by the way. I popped it into this token called Pancake Swap in February of 2021 at 40 cents. So about 15K.

And it went parabolic. It went to $37. How much money is that? I don't know. A couple million. It's 2.4 million. We did the math outside. Nice.

So for 2021 and 2022, I had all these millions of dollars. And it was quite interesting. Out of prison? Yeah, so within 18 months of getting out of prison, I was a multi-millionaire, which was really interesting for the band, for everything.

My family was all of a sudden really involved in my life. It was cool. But, you know, I'm a greedy Jew and I'm glad we spent the money we did but I wrote it all the way down to my principal and there's this weird psychological thing when the market's going down. Oh, you kept it in there?

And you lost two million? Yes. Sam Bankman fried. What I'm trying to say is if you need a massage, Andy Frasco, get $200 out of the merch money. Let's fucking do this. I guarantee you'll spend that one you got in the Kreutzer cruise.

If you need a massage, Andy Frasco. I feel bad for you. I'll take one cap. I'm off supervised probation. Oh my God. Were you on probation? Yeah, I'm on probation pretty much forever. Really? But supervised probation's done, so we can chill a little bit.

I was chilling with your crew last night in the Little Stranger Green room. It was pretty wild, actually. Were you hiding your money, too? Were you giving the band McChickens and you're out there eating caviar and shit? No, we never sold it. My bandmates are here now, and I'd like to think I was sharing the wealth and they'll tell you so. Let's fucking go. That's a good boy. Let's go.

Dale. Holy shit, bro. I didn't know anything about this. Yeah, it's been a volatile ride. What did you learn about prison? Like being alone with your thoughts. Yeah, I mean, I think it was a great time to song write. Like we're going to play tonight at 8pm and I'd say more than half the songs we're going to play tonight I wrote in the penitentiary.

Really? Yeah. You want to play a prison song right now? Prison song. Let's play a song. Prison song. Prison song. Johnny Cash.

Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash. Damn, you're the Jewish Johnny Cash, bro. Trying to be. Go grab that. Grab that cord. What's the hero version of Jonathan? Just Jonathan, I guess

Yeah, you're muted Wow, isn't this a crazy story? I think that's insane Do you think music saved your life? Definitely not I think that's pretty like I have a question I have a question, though

What was better? Being in prison or being a multi-millionaire? What was better? Yeah, what did you like more? His money was in prison, too. Now that prison's done, dude, that was kind of sick. Yeah. Really?

Yeah, it was sick. Like, to have that experience was, you know, special. Was it harder than high school? Hold on, I'm going to backtrack. Prison for 33 months with the Aryan homies talking shit about juice. And you're like, fuck yeah, brother. That was tight. That was tight?

Now that it's done, it's awful during. I also pulled fucking all of March 2018. I was in solitary confinement. Holy shit. So that was crazy too. But now that it's all done and we have these songs and I'm back with my bandmates and we're here with you and we're talking about it, I think it's kind of dope.

Yeah, I think it's kind of dope too, actually. I feel like we can't suppress our feelings. I'm glad you did that. I'm glad you went to prison for all of us. Yeah, thank you. Appreciate it. Damn. Everyone else on this reggae scene seems not as tough anymore.

No, they're like, I went to UC Santa Barbara for 37 months. I studied economics at UC Santa Barbara. You want to sing a song for her? Let's sing a song. Give us a prison song, bud. Let's sing a song. Check, check, check. Let's get this Wow

I can't believe you went to prison Take your time We're out, Andy We're out What state were you imprisoned in? I was at Indian Creek Correctional In Chesapeake, Virginia Oh

Not too far from here Yeah There's another guy in the reggae scene Who always talks about prison Who's that guy? Who's the guy? The reggae scene who always talks about prison. Who's that guy? Who's the guy, the reggae acoustic guy? I got to ask a little stranger. What?

Mike Strong or Mike Love? I don't know. Anyway. Back to your prison song. Let's do a song. Let's do a song. What's it called? This one's called Don't Tell Me How to Do My Laundry.

Hell yeah. This one's called Don't Tell Me How to Do My Laundry. Hell yeah. 36 don't give a shit if I'm gonna make it. Taking what you're saying, putting it in quotations. I stay up late, I wake up later. I'm a chronic master gamer. I know what you were thinking, Andy.

And you're a sick fuck. I love me some porn, brother. Hell yeah. Yeah, hell yeah, brother. I think verse one goes like this. Can't settle down, nothing looking around. She couldn't pick up what I'm putting down. If I had a girl, I'd cook the cordon bleu But right now I'ma stick with cereal

I'm holding on to my sanity The voices in my head, they seem to agree I think my parents are proud of me But if I hadn't done three years in the penitentiary For a narcotics distribution distribution then they'd definitely be change my ways maybe i can the emphasis on maybe's part of the plan i also really love quail man respect to the underwear over the pants. Key change, guys. Not sorry that I'm not sorry if you're offended by my story. Not sorry that when I do laundry

I don't use dryer sheets. I don't use them. Here we go. I think verse two goes like this. I get naked in all the wrong places. I'm actually banned from parts of Pennsylvania. My ADD has missed spacing and the dirt in my nails is just lack of motivation.

Don't know why i'm not prescribed doctor please just get me high this piece of paper says i'm educated but i cheated i lied i did sexual favors had to do what i needed to but at least that one time the professor was cute. I was listening to your podcast. I heard you fucked your teacher. Yeah, I did. That Mark Norman episode you said you like pregnant bitches and older women.

They gotta be dry inside. That's my rule. Let's get back to the course. Menopause or bust. Not sorry then I'm not sorry If you're offended by my story Not sorry that when I do laundry

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I've never really even felt like a musician. I like telling stories and writing lyrics, but I was cliche as a kid. I listened to a lot of Sublime. I loved Dirty Heads, and that's know, I was cliche as a kid. I listened to a lot of Sublime. I loved Dirty Heads, and that's just how I started skanking on it. But I still don't even, like, really feel like a musician, Andy, but, like, I love telling stories,

and I think this is, like, the best medium for me to do it. Right. Also, with all these felonies, I can't get fired from my own band. Yeah. Respect. So that's good, too.

I relate to you with that because I'm not the greatest piano player, but my words are what I try to aspire by. And to have another songwriter who's worried about words, too, I respect it. Give it up for Dale. Dale with the D-subs. My boy. I appreciate you.

Do you have any more questions for Dale before we bring our next guest up? I feel like you covered it all. I don't know. I kind of want to go to prison now and get better at music. Hey, I just want to say, I live in D.C., and there was a venue called Gypsy Sally's,

and in 2014, I went to a show on a weeknight. It was like a Tuesday or Wednesday, and it was Andy Frasco in the U.N., and there were only about... You were the guy that was there. There were only about 10 or... It's famous now, guys guy that was there. They were only about 10 or... It's famous now, guys. It's fine.

There were only about 10 or 15 people in the room. I was one of them. And you guys went just as fucking hard as you do now in front of thousands of people. And I just remember that show. And I haven't seen you since then. And it's just cool to be linked up with you now like this. Bro. It's cool.

I appreciate it, man. This is why I love this scene. This type of bands, we're not going to get famous instantly. We're going to put in the work. That's why I fucking love Little Stranger. Our boys with Little Stranger. They work fucking their ass off every day. And we all

we're all going to get there in our own way and just do it together. That's what's fucking special. We're going to put in the sex work, Andy. Andy's jealous of you being the sex worker. I wish I had a hog. You have a hog. No. It's like a thumb.

It's like this. I'm a medium Jew and I pull it off. But you've got a hog. I can tell. It's medium, dude. It's medium. That's what everybody with a big hog says. Well, Dale, before we leave,

I want to ask you one last thing. When it's all said and done, what do you want to be remembered by? I hope my bandmates think that we had fun and worked hard together. I love my bandmates. Fuck yeah. Amen. For the band. Hey, Jim, give it up for Dale.

Fucking crushed it. Thank you, Dale. Go play. Go play. We'll see you at 8 p.m. We'll see you at 8 p.m. We'll see you at 8 p.m., Dale. Everybody go to a step. Give it up for Dale one more time.

Beautiful. Dale. Dale. Dale. Dale. Prison. Prison. Prison.

Prison. You know what? That got me inspired. Should we jam a little bit? Do you mind if we jam a little bit, ladies and gentlemen? Should I get my horn out? Yeah, get your horn out. Let's do two horn players.

Let's get funky up in this bitch. People try to front me Come living down the law Living for an empty glass I think I'm doing better just for I get high now when I touch your lips It's something I can't resist I'm trying to stimulate Trying hallucinogens

Nothing's working Higher than I've ever been When I'm high on you Bigger than anything I could ever abuse I'm addicted to you Bring it down! Let's see what Mr. 6AM has for us tonight. Give it up for Floyd Kellogg, ladies and gentlemen.

One One Unbelievable, Floyd. Wow. I've never seen you do a solo past 2 a.m. Sean, what do you got for us? Obrigado, mano! Five One Thank you. Good number, Shawn Eccles, ladies and gentlemen. Unbelievable. You know what? Ernie and Nick are never in the same place together. I want them to battle each other right now.

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Oh! Oh! Why, why, why deny your golden strength? Jesus Christ, deny your place, God Why, why, why hope that will now be wasted Here I am Well now your soul's been shot Give it up for the band, ladies and gentlemen. Awesome. We're alive.

We're awake. Woo! Good job, Floyd. You almost quit it. Three beers. I'm sweating now. Wow. Give it up for these boys. I'm sweating. Wow. Give it up for these boys.

153 shows this year. They've been working their ass off. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. They played 153. You were at 47 or something, Floyd. Yeah, Floyd showed up 40 times this year. 47 strong. 47.

Something like that. Floyd at, yeah. Regional airport ass motherfucker. Floyd lives in Nantucket. He said, I'll skip Little Rock. Should we bring up our main guests, our best friends in the whole room? Ladies and gentlemen,

all the way from Philadelphia. I'm going to say Philadelphia. Flip, flip. Charleston, South Carolina. Give it up for Little Stranger, ladies and gentlemen. Flip, flip, flip. People are strange. Little Stranger. Little Stranger.

Kevin and John. People are strange. Little Stranger. Little Stranger. Kevin and John. John. Wow. Wow.

The corporates were keeping my fucking band up till 6 a.m. last night. There they are. Oh, yeah. It was our idea. It was our idea. What the fuck? How are we going to follow Dale's stories right now? Holy shit.

Have you guys heard about our all-boys Catholic school upbringing? Exactly. Well, we went to private school. Clarence's parents had a real good marriage. I had a 3.2 GPA, and my parents were not happy with that. We committed all the same crimes but didn't get in trouble because we're rich. Uh-oh. I mean, yeah, not rich, but maybe next year.

That's what rich people say. Kev? Hi. What's it like being a white rapper? You know. Exactly. It was fun at the Take 5 oil change the other day when they all were like, so what do you do, Mr. Big Hair?

And I had to say I was a rapper, and then they all shouted out the band name to everyone working in the garage, and actual hard blue-collar Americans were like, oh, you're a fucking rapper? What the fuck? I felt so small. The same way I felt after Dale's interview. Can you guys change my tire? I'm a rapper.

Yeah. Yeah. I literally, I got every upgrade. I just started saying yes. I felt so bad. $800 a Jiffy Lube? Yeah. At first, when you were first in the band, Kev,

and you go to Thanksgiving, and everyone's like, I know your sisters and family are kind of like, what, like doctors and shit? What are they like? No. No, your little brother. I mean, my brother is a certified genius. We're not sure he's still from the family.

He's now getting his master's and doctorate at Notre Dame and will be teaching at Notre Dame in the next upcoming years. In what? In what? In what? What? In what? The philosophy of physics. White wrapping. Unfortunately, it's white wrapping.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unfortunate white wrapping. So when everyone's, they're talking about physics and you're like, well, we just put out a great record. It's gotta be tough. It was hard for my family. My family's all doctors and I'd show up, you know, like, I just found out what mushrooms are, you know?

Oh, great. Here he is. He's coming into the family. It's gotta be, you know like i just found out what mushrooms are you know so like oh great here he is there he's coming into the family it's got to be you know how do we tell our parent like what does it take for our parents to finally accept us as musicians well i'm asking well i would love to say there's a really beautiful story i think like i i am very lucky that i've always been very supported by my family as being a musician from like starting really young my parents were just like fuck yeah he's good at this let's let him do it and Kev's parents didn't always come to our early shows when we were playing like bar gigs and stuff and my parents would come out then we played this one show in Philly opening for Bad Fish and Kevin's parents

came out and by that time we had some fans, and they walked into Kevin signing shirts for some young 10-year-old kids, and it totally changed their perception on Kevin and his abilities and everything. Let's fucking go! Yeah. My boy! He's a real boy.

Yeah. I mean, it is nice. I tend to not say white before rapper when I talk about what I'm doing. Nope, nope, sorry. But it is nice to know that that's the only thing that pays the bills now. Pretty rad. Isn't that amazing?

We follow dreams, and all of a sudden you wake up one day and the dream's there. You know? Yeah. Because I know I've seen you guys. I see your fucking van. I see Snell. Where's Snell at? Give it up for Dan Snell.

Dan Snell. Harmonica, baby. Dan Snell. It's like herding cats with this fucking band. It's like we were on tour. Only two cats. And this man works very hard. Please give it up one more time for Dan Snell. He's a great guy. He's the best.

Daniel Elliott. We love you, Dan. Him and Bo kind of look alike a little bit. They do. They could be brothers. Get up here too, Bo. Let me see kind of look alike a little bit. They do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's weird. They're bald. They could be brothers. Hold on. Get up here too, Bo.

Let me see this actually. Maybe you guys should kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss.

Kiss. Kiss. To a manager. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Hit that C, boys.

Let's go. That was the most fun I've ever had on a tour. Mother Teresa of the jam band scene, everybody. Andy Fresco. Our Mother Teresa. Mother Jerusa. But yeah, it was great. I've never seen so many men testicles in my life.

It'd be the green room, and we would just be... Because you guys are all hitched up, so we just had to do boy stuff. And it was nice to get to know you as people, and then, and your balls. It's insane how much they kiss, guys. It's not a bit.

It's offstage, too. You guys realize that. They're kissing a lot. So much. COVID happened, and we were like, we got to ramp it up. I don't kiss my girlfriend as much as you kiss your bros. And she told me that. Wait, what?

But yeah, and then we started writing songs together. And now you really all are our best friends. And I'm just so happy for your success. You know what I like about them? I like them because they're actually good. Yeah, they're good. You don't hardly ever see that anymore. Nick doesn't say anything nice, so that's a huge compliment.

I'm a nice guy. I'm on time. But name your three least favorite openers for you guys. No, no, stop, stop, stop. Me, me, me. No, he picks good openers, actually. He has good taste. Thanks. Oh, he picks good openers, actually. He's good taste. Thanks.

Oh, thanks, baby. But you got a lot of stuff coming. You should see the people he turns down, though. Holy shit. You got a lot of things going on in your world right now. You guys just got off tour with Dirty Heads? Or was it? Well, we did a tour with Dirty Heads through August in Florida,

which was very hot and outdoor. Oh, fuck that. Were you the first band, too? Yeah. So you were playing at like 102 degrees? In the sunshine, yeah. That was pretty brutal. Did you always pass out?

We got close. There was one night we had to leave after our set. Yeah. Is your computer ever stop working? Yeah, that's a big fucking issue. That's the thing. Yeah, when you play hard, like all those DJs, that's why they have those black things over their computer when they play in the sun.

So their whole set doesn't die because they don't play. Right. We would like set up ice and put a fan that blew the ice onto the computer. Another great story about you guys is you guys went to high school together, but didn't really fuck with each other in high school. Right? Yeah. I think we were like,

we were very casual fan, like friends and fans of each other and knew we had things going on. We'd go up against each other and battle the bands. I always won. Yeah. I was on the short end of the stick every time. If you can't beat them, join them.

It's so sick. Yeah, we met freshman year In our biology class Because they sit you alphabetically And we have the same last name Which is fucking crazy And yeah we were like acquaintances For a long time And then my band ended

Your band kind of ended At the same time I mean I ended it Okay you're still trying He's Kevin Durant Yeah That's basically what happened Yeah

Kevin came over to my team Exactly And now he's winning No but meeting Kevin, I had never worked with somebody who was like a superstar mentality

and Kevin changed my life because he's just a fucking force that you reckon with. He really is. And I love this guy right here. I couldn't do any of it

without this man. I'm so happy you have each other. Like for real. Yeah, yeah. And I told John the other day too,

it's, I mean, everyone that comes in contact with this guy has a positive experience. And he was one of the few people that, like, knew how to, like, even just semi-navigate the music world. I was like, you grow up, you make best friends in high school, and you have a band, and then they succeed, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, like we all do.

And then I was like, oh, no fucking way. That does not happen anymore. So John was my guy. There's a bunch of songs about California, too, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers. We talk shit about California. I hate that fucking song. Hey, fuck Red Hot Chili Peppers.

That song pisses me off. The song about LA? About that chick in LA? Yeah, because you're a little bitch. Wait, you're the chick in LA? I'm the chick from LA. It me it's about me no but uh no i think it's great i think the great story is uh when you guys first met when you first said let's connect this bond and what was that like who emailed who or who called who oh my god john wrote me this beautiful like i don't know two page 10 email. My dearest Kevin. Yeah, yeah.

My love, it's been a hard spring. Winter has come. It's been raining all day here in Philadelphia. But yeah, he wrote me this beautiful email because essentially I was going to leave my band, I was going to leave my girlfriend at the time, all my family, everything, and he was like, let's take a chance. I felt like fucking Thelma and Louise

ready to just drive off the cliff. We still have the email, let's take a chance. I felt like fucking thumb on the wheeze. We still have the email and props to fucking Kevin. You were freshly in a relationship and you chose this booty over that booty. Yeah, yeah. It's like a Hugh Grant film. We keep

saying one day we're going to put the fucking email out. It should be like the back of a shirt or something. Monetize it for sure. There's romance in there. Definitely monetize it, whatever you do. I mean, we've learned a lot from our time with Andy. Yo, pre-ordered

t-shirts. That's like the new hot shit. I couldn't believe that you got pulled pulled over, and within an hour, there were shirts about being pulled over. It was beautiful. It's like Puff Daddy. I'm like, boys, we got to get out of the ghetto. I think I can make three grand on this this weekend.

Let me call Blair. Still not as much as Dale's making. Exactly. So you're in a lot of communities. How great is it that the reggae community accepted you? It's been fucking nuts, honestly. Right. Amazing.

Like, really blown away by the fan base. I mean, fucking here we go. Yeah, you guys are the best. We didn't expect to be in that scene when we started, because we were like, we're more hip hop or something. And then it just sort of happened very organically. And we got to go on tour with bands like The Movement and Bad Fish was huge for us.

And the fucking fan base is unbelievable, man. And we're so thankful. It's crazy. It's crazy, the support. I was in the crowd. I know it's kind of on a lot of mushrooms, but I started crying when everyone was singing your fucking song. Every song. You guys know every song of these guys. and I fuck with that.

They're our boys. Maybe you should open tonight. No. I'm kidding. He's my boss. Let's do it. I'm way down. I'll get better at 11. I would love to get fucked up before 11.30.

You're going to see a lot of crossover tonight, though, guys. We're doing a bunch of Stranger, though, guys. Yeah, tonight we have a collab. We're doing a bunch of Stranger Frasco collab like the old tour. A lot of scissoring. A lot of kissing. Yeah, we're going to have a lot of prison talk tonight. Lots of it.

So I'd like to know, what was the first song you guys wrote together? What was that called? It was probably Rosewater. I think it's either that or Easier or Harder. I think it's Easier or Harder was the first. Yeah. John is... He leads the song charge. This is the fucking...

The king of swing over here. This dude is like... His hooks and stuff. You know. So John is usually the one to kind of kick things off. And I feel like that was probably the one. Yeah, because it was all like email back and forth at that point. We weren't living together.

He hasn't moved to... He didn't move to Charleston yet. And then before he moved to Charleston, we were writing things back and forth while he was still in Philly. But we did Rosewater together in the studio and it was like our first music video we ever put out. And it's hilarious

why that song is called Rosewater because we didn't know what to call it. And I got like a nudie pic from a girl. And it was still on like a flip phone at that point. And I got like a nudie pic from a girl. And it was still on like a flip phone at that point. It wasn't like high quality. And she had just gotten out of the bath and she said, just a little dash of rose water.

And I'm like, I guess that's the name of this fucking song. Your fucking life is so romantic. Thanks, bro. It feels that way. Well, John wrote back sick tits, which was kind of a hard response to it. Thanks, bro. It feels that way. Well, John wrote back sick tits, which was kind of a hard response to it. I like it. It's a compliment?

She's like, oh my God, she wrote something so poetic. It's like, sick tits. Sick tits. That's a compliment.

Sick tits. Has John always been this hot? Whoa. Yeah. I mean, it is wild. You can see. We should put up the yearbook photos throughout the year because just like between one year, he became this

and he was shorter than me. He was shorter than me. I was a late bloomer. I didn't hit puberty until I was like 17 or something. It was hard out here. I didn't have pubic hair. All my friends did. Yeah? Yeah. But the man had the charm.

I mean, like, I think from your pops, you get that, like, again, being creative and being like, your dad's a Casanova in a lot of ways. The way he talks about almost anything. Fuck a Papa John, baby. Yeah, shout out to Papa John. Not the Papa John. Not the racist guy. No, no, the OG Papa John. Not the racist guy. No, no, the OG Papa John.

Not the pizza guy. The pizza racist. Pizza racist Papa John. John, how has your songwriting improved since you've had Kevin in the band? It's changed because I used to write everything pretty much strictly on an acoustic guitar. And I would write the complete song.

But I got way more into production in meeting Kevin. So now we kind of write as we produce, which I really enjoy a lot. But I think the biggest part is you have that person to push. If he does something really sick, I'm like, I want to do something

even sicker. So we have this cool pushing each other's limit. It's just, it makes you better working with someone who's really talented. Yeah.

And we're just gushing. I'm going to start crying. Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Hell yeah. You know, when it's out, just kiss the homies.

Try that at the grocery store to random people. But I hear that because I was a solo songwriter and then until I got with this band and Sean, I write a lot of songs with Sean and I realized you need someone.

Yeah, Cocksmith Mickey over here. Jesus Christ. Your dick is just staring me right in the eye, dude. It's just fucking wild. I keep trying not to turn around. I can feel the air coming. Floyd, sit the

fuck down. You're freaking me out. Sit down. Floyd doesn't know how to sit down. Fun fact I learned last night. He doesn't actually know how to sit. He was struggling last night. So we we're going to play a game with you. That's okay.

Nick has collected questions. Uh-oh. You printed this out. We printed it out. We worked hard on this show. We. How y'all feeling? Can we keep going?

Y'all good? Is this okay? Here we go. We should let them ask us questions in a little bit. Yeah, maybe. We're going to do a little trivia for you guys. As you you know I am the Ken Jennings of the jam bands oh yeah except poor

number one Kevin you mostly rap but also have decided to play the melodica for some reason do you ever get embarrassed being an adult man playing the melodica in front of people yes but it's not it's not

It's not the melodic It's that I literally don't even know What I'm playing John has to show me where to put my fingers Every time And then I just repeat it and repeat it Until it's finally just stuck in my head First of all that's better

That you're doing it ironically I don't understand it Number two, that is correct. Give it up for him, guys. I love when Kev is about to play the melodica, and he kind of prepares everyone for it. He's like this. Yeah. You have to

do that with a melodica. You can't take it seriously. It's like you're presenting something so epically beautiful, and all of a sudden you just pull out a fucking melodica. That makes that noise. Makes that noise. It's the musical equivalent of shotgunning a Coors Light.

Number two. You guys are both from Philadelphia, so I'm assuming you're both. You guys can collaborate on this. I'm assuming you're both. Shut the fuck up, Floyd. God damn it. You either don't show up or you ruin everything.

God damn it! I'm so glad I didn't go to your wedding. You guys are both from Philadelphia, so I'm assuming you're both huge Eagles fans. Who is the Philadelphia Eagles' third all-time leader in passing yards? Hint, he never operated in a legal dog fighting room.

God damn it. That's exactly where I was going to go. Third all-time leading. I'll give you a hint. It's not in the last 10 years. It's a classic. Cunningham? Yep.

You got it right. Let's go, baby. Let's go, birds. Let's go, birds. Let's go, birds. Hell yeah. Oh, shit. Wait, that's happening right now.

Did we win? Two more. Can we start drinking? This is a party day. He looked at me and asked me because I am kind of the bar. If I start drinking, everybody can start drinking. I haven't stopped. Oh shit, I gave.

This one's just for John. John, you're obviously tall and attractive and look cool on stage. Oh shit, I gave This one's just for John John, you're obviously tall and attractive And look cool on stage Oh, thanks Do you ever get embarrassed being on stage With a guy playing melodica? What the fuck, Kevin?

I fucking never do Because this is my ride or die, baby Let's go Hold on I fucking never do because this is my ride or die baby when he makes that shit look good. Let's go. Hold on. Hold on. That's incorrect actually.

That's incorrect. The answer is yes. You do get embarrassed. Okay, number four. Okay. You guys can collab on this. One thing about a duo act is you can never really be

equally famous, right? There's always a Simon and a Garfunkel or a George Michael and the other guy from Wham. Hold for applause. Sick Wham reference. Which one of you has more Instagram followers on your solo account? I don't know, actually. Let's look it up. You don't get to look it up. You gotta guess.

I'll give you a hint. It's about 900 person difference. I think it's definitely John, and I think it skews more women. I get the cool late 30s, 40s men. Thank you guys out here. I see you all out here tonight, and I appreciate it.

This is your demo right here. He says John. Who do you guess, John? I guess Kevin. He gets a lot more dudes. Dudes are more active on social media these days. Is that true? I don't know about that. The correct answer with

5,847 followers, the leader is John. Yeah. Yeah. He's a star. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, because that's how we fucking rate our lives now.

Well, that's how it works. Welcome to the music industry. Sick tits, motherfucker. Sick tits. He said it first. I stole that from him. Give him some credit for that joke. Sick tits. That's all the questions. Wow, that's it? We can do more. I. Give him some credit for that joke. That's all the questions. Wow, that's it?

We can do more. I can look up some shit on my phone. You were just ripping down on his melodica. That was the whole trivia? Yeah, I just wanted to make funny for playing melodica. I mean, I wondered where you went so early last night. I'm glad you put that time to use. I didn't disappear. I went back and watched some weird shit on HBO that some Shia LaBeouf movie

while somebody was DJing reggae until three in the morning. Who the fuck was DJing reggae until three in the morning? You didn't have to bring the silent DJ headphones to the room. You didn't have to wear the fucking headphones all night. If I see something Bluetooth, I just take it.

I think what a lot of people don't know about Kev is Kev runs all the social media for Little Strangers. He makes all the videos. He does all the marketing. It's the yin and yang. He's smart. You need to work on your solo account. Take some tips from Andy. He's the

content king over here. I'm just a whore. Can you clip out this thing of Bert Kreutzer saying I'm cool? here? I'm just a whore. Can you clip out this thing of Bert Kreischer saying I'm cool? Wait, wait, wait. Remember the morning two days ago I get a text from Andy. What are you doing right now?

Can you clip something off YouTube for me? Gary Goldman and Bert Kreischer were nice to me on their podcast. Please send it to me right now. Right now before I go sit in with Humphreys. That's not even a joke. That's just what happened. I did that. with Humphreys. That's not even a joke. That's just what happened. No, no, no. I did that.

Yes, I did that. Also, I sat in bed and watched that clip. It was a good clip. And had the most important single tear. Bro, same. I was watching the airport. I was blown away. It was fucking beautiful.

You deserve all of it. This man deserves all of it. We're doing it together. I was more than happy to do it. I didn't even invoice him. Also, Nick wants you all day today, if you get the chance, come up and tell him your favorite reggae song.

He's building a playlist. If you can play it on melodica, you get 10 extra points. Bring the melodica to room 238, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sitting down on melodica, and I'm like, fuck it. I can figure it out.

Guys, it's been a pleasure, and I never get to see you anymore. You guys are super famous now. Shut the fuck up. You're the most famous person I know. But I'm just thankful for your friendship, and any time I have a hard time, I hit you guys up. I call you a lot. I talk to you a lot, and you always cheer me up when I want to quit

and give up on this shit, and you're the ones you always cheer me up when I want to quit and give up on this shit. And you're the one to always tell me to keep going. So give it up for these guys. They're the best. The best squad out here, man. Can't say enough about this fucking band. Changed our lives. But we fucking love this band. It's great people. You're an amazing person.

This whole band. Guys, really. It's a treat to be alive while they're a band. Let's go, baby. That's right. Let's play a fucking song. You guys while they're a band. Let's go, baby. That's right. Let's play a fucking song. You guys want to play a song? Let's play a fucking song. Play a song, John.

John, play a song for the people. I'm going to play a song, John. Andy, you love guys that went to Catholic school. Guys, you want to play with me? We'll figure it out. You guys want to play with John? Sounds like the green room on tour. The best green room story that we can't talk about

is Indianapolis. Shut your mouth. I was there for $10, I'll tell you, after the show, at the side room. All right, we're going to play. We have one Christmas song. Aren't you Jewish? Hell no, I'm not Jewish.

I don't know what I am anymore. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chill, chill, chill. No, I'm white Aryan, bro. Let's go. Chill, Adolph. Chill, chill, chill. We have a Christmas song. We didn't get to play it this year, and this is our only song. We had signed with the record label a few

years ago, and it was a terrible, terrible thing. We're in a much better situation now. Let's go. This is the only song that the record label took from us, and they own it. Fuck them. Not this version, baby. Here we go. Merry Christmas, everybody. Happy fucking Hanukkah.

Do you do Christmas, Andy? Yes. I bought myself presents. I got... Yeah, I blacked out. I bought myself presents. I got... I blacked out and bought myself 30 presents that I didn't know were there in my... My assistant

wrapped them up for me. On Christmas, you wrap presents. Must be nice. You guys got girlfriends and shit. I just got my penis. And boy, does it work. All right, here we go. Happy Christmas and stuff.

I bought a mistletoe. Oh, shit, I fucked it up from the start. Here we go. We'll start it over. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Okay, okay, okay, okay, man. Here we go. I bought a Christmas tree

I smoked it Santa wiggled down the chimney and he soaked it I put the cookies in the oven Put the whiskey in the milk Put the record on repeat until we broke it I write a dandy little Santa Came a scootin' down my chimney Took a look at the kids

Say yo, what's up, you hittin' me? You must be shittin' me The rest of this is history It ain't no mystery So man I'm passing into Christmas free Fa la la la la Christmas is dynamite And Santa is the bomb

All y'all can take a hike cause he's the only homie I would ever let kiss my mama. Mama. He's the... Alright, man. Yo, yo, well I bought a

mistletoe but I didn't have a lady. Hey Santa, man, I need a favor. Can you save me? Lo and behold, my man's was on point Santa brought a model and a bottle and a joint So I smoked the joint, got rejected Drank it till I thought I dreamt it Threw up in the morning, it was ginger, red and lemon scented

The party was tight, naughty and nice I'm twisted as a candy cane mixed with cinnamon spice Fa la la la la Christmas is dynamite and Santa is the bomb Oh y'all can take a hike cause he's the only homie I would ever let kiss my mama more. Hey, Shawn Eccles, take him away on that guitar, Shawny boy. Come on. Hey man, hey man

I never thought about the Easter Bunny much But Santa said he rolls a wicked honeydust He also said that he should keep his stinking paws Far from the vicinity of me, you'll miss his claws and wicked honeydugs. He also said that he should keep his stinking paws far from the vicinity of me and Mrs. Claus. So be cool, you freaking wannabe. I'll string you up for Christmas Eve. You carrot-eating coward, don't you ever fucking stop.

Step to me. You ask for leave, I got the recipe. I'll put the rabbits through, I'll cut you with the carnivores. Yeah. La la la la la. Christmas is dynamite And Santa is the bomb All y'all can take a hike

Cause he's the only homie I would ever let kiss My mama Alright, I'm gonna take a little whistle solo Thank you everybody Andy Fresco to you Give it up for Little Stranger Little Stranger Love you guys and then giving up a little stranger, ladies and gentlemen, a little stranger. Hey, hey, hey.

Love you guys. Y'all are the best, seriously. I love you too. Little Stranger's playing tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah! Giving up for Dale and the Z-Dubs as well. And giving up yourselves for putting up with this shit for an hour

and a half Ladies and gentlemen Life is funny You know You just gotta surround yourself with good people And eventually And me And you You'll be a good person too

But this song I like to close I love you boys I like to dedicate this one closes. I love you, boys. I like to dedicate this one to my best friend's little stranger. And, uh... This one also goes out to my mom. And, uh, she's a bad bitch.

Uh, this is her favorite song, because I don't talk about pussy and drugs in it. And, uh... She loves this song. Yeah, that That's my boy. That's my special boy. She's been fighting leukemia for like seven years

now. When she got diagnosed, I'm like, I'm going to play this song every day until you get better. A couple weeks ago, we found out that she's cancer-free, ladies and gentlemen. So, oh, yeah. It feels good.

Woo! I like her. So, this song's a little too soft to go ring the New Year's with, so it's the end of the year, so I want to celebrate my mom, and I hope you guys have a beautiful New Year's as well. And when this is over,

let's start drinking, ladies and gentlemen. It's time. Let's get out there. 24 more hours of debauchery and then I'm going straight to fucking bed. Not for 24 hours. Not for 24 hours, though. After the polar plunge, I will just fall asleep in that ocean.

I will crowd surf my way out of the ocean. This song's called Some Days And I love you guys very much Thanks for flying out to be here with us for New Year's Eve Give it up for yourselves Well

I wanna be your rock Yeah your Saturday cartoon I wanna be the jam. Yes, your peanut butter too. Because when you're feeling blue, I'll try to color in you just to be the man I never

was to you come on boy some days you feel great some days you feel so alone don't let your sorrow drown

into tomorrow Just take it as it goes Gotta take life as it goes Well, I wanna be the vase Of your favorite bouquet I wanna be that pill that takes away your cancer today

Cause when you're feeling blue I'll try to color in you Just to be that man that I never was to you Some days you feel great

Some days you feel so alone Don't let your sorrow Drown into tomorrow Just take it as it goes. Gotta take life as it goes. Majority change, what you got, dog? Thank you. guitar solo guitar solo guitar solo And some days you feel great Some days it feels so right Don't let your sorrow drown you to the bone

Just take it as it goes Gotta take life as it goes Yeah, take it as it goes There'll be some days where you get arrested for blow Uh-oh, Dale Dale! Just take it as it goes I know life can get tough blow. Uh-oh, Dale. Dale! Just take it as it goes.

I know life can get tough. You get those December blues. That's why we're in the Outer Banks. To fight those blues, baby, it's true, you know? Take it as it goes.

Some days have've been great Some days you've been so low Don't let your sorrow drown in tomorrow Take it as it goes Someday I'm gonna love you like the way you deserve don't let your sorrow

drown into tomorrow just take it as it goes take it as it goes gotta take life as it goes Gotta take life as it goes Don't let your sorrow Drown into tomorrow Take it as it goes Just take life as it goes

Happy New Year, everyone. We'll see you tonight. You're on the World Team Podcast. Thank you so much for being with us today. Thank you. We'll see you later, ladies and gentlemen. Woo! Give it up for Nick's dumb ass, too.

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