Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - DRUMPOCALYPSE! with Neal Evans & Scotty Zwang

Episode Date: November 4, 2025

Last week the Disco Biscuits rocked the jam community with the news that they have replaced longtime drummer Allen Aucoin. Why is everyone replacing their drummers? We brought in Neal Evans of Dopapod and Scotty Zwang of Umphrey's McGee to help us figure it out. 👉 Subscribe for new episodes every Tuesday 📲 Follow Andy on Instagram and TikTok: @andyfrasco and @worldsavingpodcast Call and leave us a message and we might respond to you on the show: [phone] The World Saving Podcast is part comedy podcast, part music podcast — with raw musician interviews, funny podcast clips, and highlights from Andy's adventures on the road. Each week features musicians, comedians, athletes, or everyday legends. Watch this episode now on Volume.com & YouTube. If you like this podcast and want more, sign up for OnlyFrasco exclusively on Volume.com. They also have tons of live streams, concert recordings, and unique artist experiences. For all things Frasco, go to: AndyFrasco.com

Damn, this disco biscuit shit is just fucking nuts. He likes you when you're on the pod. He knows who's in charge. Yeah, he knows where daddy is. Oh, my God. So, what do you think? I think you should fire beats and hire Scotty's Wang. I just think you have to.

I'm an analytics guy. You know that I'm a numbers guy. And I just think that I just see patterns. I texted Jeremy Sulkin, you know, they run in fours. Oh, yeah, dude. Threes, but, you know, Yeah, still that would be the third. Damn, it's crazy out there.

No one is, everyone's firing drummers. You think they would hire, they would fire more bass players. Neil, what are you going to do? Come sit down one more time. Neil's like, God damn it. Dope pods out. The jam scene's kind of fucking breaking up

and it's making me sad. I think the word for it is dying. It's dying. Yeah, Neil, come over here. I blame the bands a little bit. What do you mean? They're just not good at marketing. They all started to sound the same there

for a minute. Remember that when they all started? What's your take? are all these jam bands breaking up? Management. Wow. And we're live. Andy Frasco's World Savant podcast. Actually live. How we doing

everyone? I'm Andy Frasco. This is my co-host, Nick Gurlach. This is my podcast now, bitches. We're going to go there. We're going to go there right away. No, I just find this very funny thing to do. Let's

go there right away. We might as well. A lot of big news Another drummer bite What's up Connor? A lot of big news In the jam band scene You know what? We kind of needed this

A little juicy little lore They made stereo gum It's distractions from the Epstein files You think so? The jam scenes that important The Brownstein files The Brownstein file The Brownstein file

I mean, another drummer. Nobody wants to. Been the dust. Nobody wants to fire their drummer, you know? I'm sure it was a tough decision. Why is everyone firing their drummer? Why? It's only drummers.

It's been only drummers. Drummers are on high alert right now. All drummers are on high alert right now. Neil, how are you feeling? Yeah. We got Neil. We got the whole band down. Yeah, we got Dopapod running the cameras today.

Pretty wild. It's wild how quickly and how, dramatically it all exploded. The fans are the best fans for this, by the way. I don't know. They're not they're emotionally unstable. But they're funny. I've seen some good memes. Oh, dude, the best one is the one you showed me

with, it's like the George Bush. Yeah, he's like, because he's like getting off his DJ set. And it's like, Brown, he's going off his DJ's. The disc track has hit the thing. The disc track has hit the second tower. I'm excited to hear him with the new drummer. We'll see, you know. change can be good.

Okay, so what you're feeling about this disc track? It's kind of, I don't know. I love, Barber. We love you. We love you.

I wouldn't, I wouldn't have done that personally. I would approach the disc track a little differently. First of all, distract should be under two minutes, okay? It was six and a half minutes long.

Very jambine of you, Barbara, to do a six minute fucking disc track. I kind of like the production on it. Remember we were all talking about the group chat? I think it sounds pretty good, actually. inch nails vibe to it. I don't know.

It's tough, dude. I don't they should, he should, they should have kept the business tight until you don't put, I don't, I just don't know. I don't know why I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand any of this. The disc track, there must have been a lot of beef in the years. I don't,

I don't know the lore enough to really comment on it like lower in terms of like reasoning. You know what I mean? I mean, they must have a good reason. He's been the band for 20 years. I mean, barbers sometimes will just fucking throw curveball. He is a pretty good pitcher. He's like Sandy Kofax with that shit, man.

I love the guy. Look, I want it to work out for them. And I want, I also want it to work out for Allen. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. I don't know him that well, but he's always been nice to me. He's a good drummer. So I just hope everyone, it comes out good for everybody. Right. It was pretty interesting on the internet for a couple days. I got to say that. Like, you just got to call Spade to Spade to Here. It was fun to watch.

It was fun to not be part of drama. I've fired it on before. It sucks. I just, my, my mouth dropped when I listen to it. I was like, oh my God. Well, the rumors were swirling before they did the official announcement.

I'm not sure how those get up. Okay, so I'm not, I'm just not in the fucking. I have a little tap band lore anymore. Will you pop over in the chat? Will you zoom down to the chat? Yeah, like scroll down a little. I want to see what's going on.

I think it's at the bottom actually. At the bottom. Happy Halloween. Great. Is it the last one? Yeah. Happy Halloween, everybody.

Let us know what you're being for Halloween. Yeah, let us know what you're being for Halloween. So I had seen rumors swirling about this online. So I have a couple ends in that world. You know what I mean? A couple dialed in fans, if you will.

And I said, is this real. I was like, this has to be bullshit, right? Right. Yeah, I'm the Wojj, right? Jamban Wodge.

So I hit up my friend who will remain nameless. And he was like, no, it's real. I was like, holy shit, because I just didn't see this coming for that. I did not see it.

They're doing so well. They're doing so well. So I was like, oh, they must be doing, you know what I mean? It's like a family. It's like when you see a family getting along in their family pictures. But, you know, behind it all. And it's kind of like you don't want to call them. I also don't want to be a Yenta.

You know, I don't want to call them on people. You know, people we want to put them on the show, you know. It'd be fun if they all came on the show. Oh, no, I was good. But I think you don't want to be a Yenta at all. I mean, I want to be a little bit of Yenta. Yeah, I was going to say. I want to be a Yenta and not just like.

talking behind people's backs. I want to hear the fucking what's going on. Aienta in terms of being a gatherer of information. We should call Scotty's wing and see how it feels. Yeah, so let's like if he has any advice for the new drummer, I'm doing a new jam band. So Scotty replaced Chris Myers and Umphreys McGee. He assumes Scotty.

So I think that he'd be good advice for a new drummer joining a man with 400 songs. Right. Scotty. All right. Better fucking answer. This is your chance, Scott. You'd be on the podcast. Don't fuck it up and you're not coming in studio.

Yeah, dude. Scottie's wing. How you doing, Scott? Oh, I'm great. How are you? I'm doing good. Scotty's wing. Hey, Neil.

That light went out. You got to plug it in. Plug it in. It was plugged in. All right. It doesn't matter. Scott, a lot of drummer drama

around here. Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. It never ends. I know, dude. What is it? Why is everyone dropping drummers? What's your take on being a drummer?

I don't know. It's difficult because you get lumped into, you're not a, everyone thinks we're not musicians or something. Which is true. That's, that part's true. Shut up, Dick. So when you,

when you just joined Humphreys, was like nerve, were you nervous? Was like, I'm thinking about the new drummer of a disco business. The jam scene, this is the only scene where everyone knows. who the drummer is.

Yeah, that's true. Fair enough. They're keeping score. Oh, yeah. Neil's here. Fro from Dobapod is running our show today. Oh, so Heligree probably metal bands or things in the heavier realm, too. Yeah.

Noticing a rush right now. So white people bands. So, Scott, what do you, so when you first, when you first got the call from Mumfrey, were you, like, nervous like that, like, you know, because everyone knows the old drummers and people are part of the. the past that that uh you know sometimes you um it's like i don't know even if like you're a new person you you feel you feel that stress right of going into something new you know 100% i mean it was nerve-wracking and that a you're joining a band that or at least in my case i've known

or listened to for 20 years and then you're you're replacing like the best drummer that's like ever been yeah seen right and uh it gets You know, it's a little nerve-wracking, but I've unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, had this experience a bunch of times. I'm sure you can talk to you a little bit about that. Exactly. He'll replace him one time.

Yeah. Hold on. Oh, you replaced Neil one time? Yes. I replaced Neil, and then he replaced him back. Neil, get on the show. Get on the show. This is a very drummer episode today.

Get down. We have Neil from Dopopod also here. We're all set up. Neil. How you doing? Get on the mic. The lighting thing's fine. The lighting thing's fine.

We look great. And then he replaced me in rack. Okay. And then you replaced him back? Yeah. And then you replaced him back? Not after a rack. So he took over in Doopod.

I came back to Doopod. And I was in Rack for a bit while I was not in Dockpod. And then he went to Rack. Why do people feel like they could replace a drummer versus a bass player? is beverage I don't know but you know are you guys

are you guys complicated people do you guys cause a lot of riffraff in a band is what I'm asking I mean I guess I can agree with me here

I think it's everyone else I go yeah yeah yeah yeah let's go respect I like it I think I kind of agree with that

okay they have too much going on to be annoying yet at the same time it's like they write the songs and they sort of have What's your take on this, Neil?

What's your take on this drummer thing for disco biscuits? You've heard a lot of different sides, but, you know, like, you just got to do what you got to do, I guess, if you're running a business and need to make your choices and whatnot. Is it hard to get rid of someone after being with them for 20 years? That's a long time. Yeah. And that's like such, you know, me and Scott, we do the NFG, the No Fuxgivin. We call it the sounds of trust and friendship. And if you don't have that, like, that's the thing you build the most when you're building a band or you're building a relationship with somebody because you get to let go of all the things you're worried about musically and just be like, oh, I'm with my guy.

He's going to do the thing that I trust to be the right move in this moment. And we're out here, especially improv bands, especially them. Yeah. So, like, that's the hugest thing. So that's a big move. So, Scott, were you pissed? when Neil took your gig and then also

were you happy when you took the gig back to him? Was there any like jealous in animosity? Give us the deeds. No, I wasn't, I wasn't, I wasn't jealous. You know, it was really tough. I stepped in something for Neil and we had a long conversation about that and how that was going to go.

And then ultimately it wasn't my decision, but the other guys in, Obapod decided to keep me. And then when I was kicked out for Neil to come back, it was definitely like a kick in the balls. And I had my thoughts of maybe where this was coming from. And then that was followed by a long stint of some imposter syndrome. But ultimately all these things happened for a reason.

And it was a good, later on I could see that it was a good experience to have and to kind of learn and navigate this crazy industry that we're all part of okay but did it hurt less that you got replaced by the guy that was kind of been there before you instead of a new guy like isn't that kind of it made it made sense in that way yeah like this is so this is a lot

yeah yeah this is this is not the chat this is the dopapod sound exactly as drummers go so like, it wasn't, you know, at all. I didn't feel any, you know, hate or animosity. Yeah, at least it wasn't like a random guy. In fact, Neil was kind of the coolest one out of all of them when I got replaced. And he was the one who kind of, we ran into each other at Brooklyn.

God, that was the worst. That's so funny you said that. Rob comp, please come on stage. Rob comp, no, I don't think it's wrong. I think there's a different guy we would call in for that. Hold on. Hold on. Neil. Were you pissed that he took your gig?

I was pissed at the boys. Yeah. And I'm pissed at Scotty. Scott was right there. Well, I left for some things. I took some time off and it was this replacement. In my mind, it was this very like,

oh, it's a tour with a different guy. I think snarky puppy. It's going to be great. Right. Like, you know, new music is going to be so cool. And then it'll be, we'll come on back and whatever else. And, you know, I get where everybody had their feelings

and everything else and, you know, it's all. So you weren't fired. You left in your own volition the first time, kind of. But you didn't think it was going to be that permanent. Right. Okay. Oh, so you're a little cocky about it. You're like, they're going to hire me back.

Fuck these guys. You just give these guys two, three years. You thought you were LeBron coming back to Cleveland. Damn, that's fucking wild. So what kind of advice, you guys would be the perfect advice? What type of advice do you have for the new guy for disco biscuits if you were in this position?

Do you know this guy, Scott? I know him a little bit. Do you know him, Scott? I know, I know Marlon really well. Yeah. Okay, so has he talked to him? What's going on? I haven't talked to him since because,

at the end of the day, like, I mean, the biscuits are kind of like, they're all like my uncles. Like, they kind of took me in in 2010 and kind of showed me the ropes and let me be a fly on the wall backstage. And mostly because Alan is my guy. He's always been one of my closest friends in the industry. So it's really difficult. And obviously, there's, there's politics and all of this stuff. I know. I wish Marlon the best. And I didn't do anything. And I definitely wish. Allen the best and whatever comes after this. And it's hard to... Well, you know, it's hard.

It's like, especially with you too, Scott, like I was really close with Bayliss and Myers. And like, you know, it's hard to like, you know, whose side do you take, you know? Yeah, I mean, it's really difficult. I mean, I also met the Humphreys guys in 2009 because of Myers. Myers. Myers was my first friend within that organization. And so, you know, all these things are weird.

And at the end of the day, like, you're just, it's a job and you got to do what you got to do. And Marlin's going to be just fine. I mean, I don't know his extent of, you know, or his experience with this kind of improv, especially like the disco biscuit sound. But, I mean, he's a better player than all of those guys. He's the only one who's traveled the world, however many times, playing some of the craziest gigs you can get. You know, he's the only one playing an arena gig every single night.

Is he the pretty lights guy? No, that's so. He's done a bunch of stuff. He's a Philly guy, which is how I met him through living in Philadelphia and being a part in the Philly music scene. But he was with Warren Hill for a while. Oh, my God. He's currently or was on tour with this big pop star Keshe and.

Oh, yeah, I love her. Literally all over the world. They just played Madison Square Garden like two months ago. So he's going to be pissed. I'm just kidding. Like, where's my buyout money? Well, this is a lot of good information Because you've also had an experience with this

Neil and Scott I think we learned a lot Or we didn't learn anything at all Next question I'm sure we answered all the questions The next question is Are you going to tell Baylis This is my band now bitch

Yeah This is my band now bitch I want a million dollars at the guy in Metallica You know I would never do that to be it Are you going to hijack Humphrey McGee and then make a disc track. You don't have to say it. We've become the drummer.

Yeah. That's true. This is why you're all getting kicked out of bands because of this shit. They do think they're in charge. I mean, think about your drummer right now. Yeah. How do you feel?

After all this conversation. But you're thinking of some new stuff. He got some new signs going on in your mind. Yeah. I don't, I mean, no. I haven't once ever thought about firing beats. actually one time I thought about firing beats he was getting all

you know east Los Angeles started trying to beat everyone's ass trying to look up and I'm like I like that I don't need this energy here I'm on cocaine yeah you get to say this is Andy's band and it refers to three different people so beats does sing so that has a different level to it

Scott why have you because you're with the unfreeze is a pro umfrey's podcast how how is New York how is playing fucking three sets of night that's fucking insane guys

what are you doing? Well we did one one show is three sets and that was for a regular show but we got a VIP set as well like this it was actually four sets in one day it was a little exhausting

I mean it was incredibly fun and I'm super fortunate grateful to get to do that but it didn't lead for the next day for me to feel like I had the most energy to be creative in an improvisational space. But other than that was great. I mean, I was back home in New York and back at my hometown local venue of Brooklyn Bowl that I love very much.

And getting to play with those guys. So it's boring talk shit. Boring talk shit. Come on. Talk this shit. Come on, Scott. Call Stasick a bitch. Call Stacey a bitch.

Stacey could be a little dish. There we go. Thank you. That's what we need. See? We just need a little Rick for a half. Come on, bro. We're trying to sell ads here.

We're trying to sell ads. But Scott, I'll joke and aside. Tell you about you. We're happy. We're happier in the band. We've got to get closer. I'm in Denver for a month and a half.

Let's go hang out and, like, be friends. Yeah, I'm leaving tomorrow for Hulu and then I'm back for a week. And then I'm back for a week. And I'm going back to the Girlax stomping grounds. And then I'm around for a little bit. Oh, yeah.

they're playing indie for three months. And we're playing together New Year's Eve. And then we got New Year's Eve. Yeah, we're going to be in Mexico. Yeah, I see that the new deal put your name on the band name featuring Scottie's way. I'm doing some. I don't like that. Nick didn't like that.

That's too much Scotty's Wang on the poster. Nick said we're, we do a award for best drummer. We might just put you three times. Yeah. Everyone's drummer. For the season, the end of the year. awards. I'm a man of the jam band people. I think that Biscuits should have hired

you too and every jam band chef have Scotty's Wang. We're going to clone you. Neil's like, fuck you. I need a gig right now. No, Neil wants to be in metal bands. Yeah. All right, Scotty. Keep your head up, buddy. Keep kicking ass and I'll see you soon, bud. Bye.

Same. Love all you. Love all you. Later. That was funny. Wow. Drama. I forgot about that. A lot of drama in the drummer's scene. I forgot about that. Drummers are on high. alert right now. I totally forgot about the Zwang

Neil swap dopapod thing. Yeah, I didn't know that either. Pretty wild. Kismet, as me and my people call it. Yeah. Hey, Neil, keep switching back and forth too. Yeah. A lot of drama. We got Denzo on the pod. He's tired. He's had sex with 27 different.

No, it's one woman. One woman? Yeah, I think he was just being bred with one other dog. A white lady. He's going through cancer and he's doing good. He's doing good. He's got a little lymphoma. He got groomed today. You're looking good. Looking good.

He has Halloween bandana on. Damn, this disco biscuit shit is just fucking nuts. He likes you when you're on the pot. He knows he was in charge. Yeah, he knows where daddy is. Oh, my God. So, what do you think? I think you should fire beats and hire Scotty's Wang.

I just think you have to. I'm an analytics guy. You know that I'm a numbers guy. And I just think that I just see patterns. I texted Jeremy Sulkin, you know, they run in fours. Oh, yeah, dude. Threes, but yeah, still, that would be the third. Damn, it's crazy out there.

No one is, everyone's firing drummers. You think they would hire, they would fire more bass players. Neil, what are you going to do? Come sit down one more time. Neil's like, God damn it. Dope pods out. The jam scenes kind of fucking breaking up and it's making me sad. I think the word for it is dying.

It's dying. Yeah, Neil, come over here. I blame the bands a little bit. What do you mean? They're just not good at marketing. They all started to sound the same there for a minute. Remember that? When they all started to...

What's your take? Why are all these jam bands breaking up? Management. Ooh. We should probably get somebody to make a software that will help us organize ourselves in a way that we can become more effective. Because here's why. The drummers are becoming the managers.

Ooh. And bands often don't like their managers. Ooh. And then... So then you can come up with this other. thing. Let's fire this drummer because, oh, he's not drumming well. He's not managed it as well. Oh, God. Damn. Thanks for being on the show, Neela.

No, but I do think a lot of what happened with the jam band industry is like there used to be cool bands. There used to be Meneschi Martin Wood. There used to be all this variety. And now it's just like a bunch of bands trying to sound like three bands. They're all either trying to be the biscuits, I'm freezing fish. They have their own sound. But you know what I'm saying? Each one has their own sound. But there's inevitably always a point when the jam starts.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. They often sound the same. I'm more talking about the new ones coming up. So if you get to a point where the jams starting the same, just change songs. Why do we have to feel like we have to play 10-20-0-8-Bunk and where are you? This is the jam thing. You know, this gets real nuance and you can talk to me about improv all day. You came to my show.

We had you get on stage. That didn't sound at all like pigeons. But even a disc track was seven minutes. That's so jam-banned a barber. I don't know where the short-form song came into play. I'm actually more of a fan of longer pieces of music if you actually say something. Yeah, yeah. You know.

Damn, he fucking put out a six and a half minute disc track. That's a lot of anger. Everybody's trying to sound like their heroes and it's just like doesn't work because there's only like three heroes now. Oh, that's sad. I mean, the heroes are out. It's not sad. Just fucking be more creative and shut up.

I don't know. Neil? Where's the weird shit? I'm becoming a DJ just so you know. Hell yeah. Cool. And I'm actually, I'll present it now. My DJ name is super hot female DJ.

Hell yeah. Super hot female DJ. Yes. That won't get you in trouble. I have a gig. You have your first gig? Well, it's my first gig under that name. Okay.

What's it all about? So, what is it? It's called Honey. It's down by Denna Rino. Okay. Yeah. They just sell honey on November 9th. Wow.

I'll be there. I'll be presenting for three hours. Oh, yeah? So watch Neil, Denver. Super hot female DJ. Well, Neil, it's been a pleasure. The woke left. I'll be back.

I'll be back. I'll see you back. The woke left is going to hate that DJ name, by the way. They're going to hate it. Ooh, the woke left. Oh, he's going to piss them. Piss off the wokes. Ooh, the woke laugh.

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Julian, get up here. Hey, Julian. He's my bailiff. He's our bailiff. Julian, how we doing? Doing great. Dunzel is so confused. What are you doing?

What's going on? Oh, you know, just hanging out. Some of my buddies were doing something. so I wanted to come hang out. And luckily, I got to meet Denzo. Hell yeah. Another strong black man. Oh, yeah.

Another strong black man. I like to keep black men around. What is your take on loyalty? It's earned. Hold it. Get closer to the mic. Loyalty is earned. Okay.

Something you have to like really like give in order to get it in life. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. You know, I mean like, you know, a popular person or a popular rapper once I'll take loyalty over love any day because like love. it's a feeling. When do you feel like it's time to just throw the towel on loyalty? As someone who's just a person.

After the first time somebody fucks you up, one. You only get one. One time. That's it. That's the problem with me. I give everyone fucking 20 different shots. Yeah.

You do. I do. But you got a business to run. Thank you. You're a good man. I'm jaded. I'm jaded as fuck too. I sometimes.

look at everything. I want to blow it up. I just want to blow the whole fucking thing up. But I have to take a breath and realize that just blowing something up just because you don't know the answer of how to figure out isn't the solution. Sometimes getting the answer takes time. Sometimes you got to, you got to just let that shit play

at the end of the day, you know? Yeah. But also like when people who show you who they are, you got to believe that. You know, my mom once said that to me. And like, when I was a teenager, I was like, what are you talking about, dude? But then I got older and I was like, you know what? This lady may be on to something.

She's kind of crazy, but she's definitely on to something. Yeah. She gets it, you know. What's your take on the workspace in 2025? It's terrible. It's ass. I had a fucking job interview the other day. Delic.

Yeah. It was supposed to be my third job interview. They made me to a typing test before I went to go to do the interview. And as I'm walking out the door at 9 o'clock in the morning, the lady texts me and she goes, you couldn't type 70 words per minute, so we're going to have to resign our offer and you have a good day. What the fuck after three interviews?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm a mom and new children, though. It was a, it was a, it was a, it was a little infuriating. That's bullshit. You know what grinds my gears? What? That. That's,

that's kind of where, that's where AI is fucking everything up. Dude, I had an interview with an AI bot one time. You had an interview with an AI bot? Yeah, like three or four weeks ago, some company. And it was like, made me share my screen and then it was like this little like

digitized like cartoon person being like so how would you approach this situation? I'm approached by you. I responded and be like great in moments like this this is exactly how you're supposed to do A, B, and C to get you D, E, and F. Yeah, yeah. And it messed up. It cuts short.

10 minutes left in the interview cut short. So dystopian. Yeah. Denzel loves strong black men. He loves black people actually. He gets it. He gets it. He gets it. That's awesome. I raised my son. Damn, that's fucked up, Jules.

I raised my son well. They kind of led you on, and then they said no, and they always, they probably knew from the beginning that they're going to not hire you. Oh, they sugar pot it the fuck out of me, you know? That's bullshit. An AI guy doing an interview pisses me off to, like, my core. I don't, it's, I'm so angry hearing that that happens. I would not want to work for a company that. What kind of company are you?

You can't even interview your perspective employee. You know, I'm time for that? A 15-minute phone screen. It's crazy. A 15-minute phone screen. We don't have time for a 15-year. 10 minute phone screen anymore. What are we doing?

They definitely do. That's the thing. Yeah. They just don't want to do it. That's the whole thing. Well, this is why we have no employment in our fucking country. Dude, it's been bad out there. It's fucking bad, dude.

How are people affording all this? I don't think they are. And people are about to lose their snap benefits. You see all this? How am I going to buy ketamine in Denver? Have you seen this, though? Because the government shut down, like a bunch of people are going to lose their food stamps and stuff next month?

Yeah, I just saw that. Just in time for the holiday. I have a theory on this. What do you got? Let's hear it. So I think Donald Trump, our president, is like doing this on purpose and he's going to save the day at the last second and get it fixed somehow and then he's going to be the hero.

It's like, you know, you create the situation and then you fix it yourself and then you make yourself the hero. He does that a lot. Conspiracy. I don't think it's even that deep of conspiracy. I think it's just a play. It's just a play. It's just a play.

It's a good bucket thought. I think it's just pattern recognition. Yeah, you create the problem and then you fix it. And then you act like you fixed everything. Wasn't that alien supposed to show up today tomorrow? Hopefully soon. I'm just so ready for something cool to happen, man. I don't know.

I'm kind of scared of it. You're scared of everything. I know. I love aliens. What if they're nice? What if they're nice? What if they're saying, hey, we can fix it out. What if they say, hey, cut it out?

What if they become dally? Hey, what if they become dally? Hey, what if they come down? What if they bring back snap benefits? What if they bring back snap benefits? Yeah, yeah. What are snap benefits? That's like food stamps.

Yeah, this is two different things. But like, uh, what, it'd be funny if they yelled us like a mom through her teeth at a grocery store. You sit down. Sit down. Get to fuck down. They don't want to get embarrassed.

They can't come all the way from sector 476. What if they love sound drive? I came all the way over here to tell you you're fucking up. What if they came just to go to Soundtribe sector nine shows. Somehow that got all the way to their alien planet and that's their favorite band. Oh my God. That'd be amazing. Uh,

we heard there's an opening in the disco biscuits. I'm an alien. drummer. Oh, let me cook. Chef Nick in the building. Shea. Sheen Nick. I don't know, man. People come, people go, you know?

Right. We'll see. I am very excited to see how he fits in with him musically. He's a great drummer. Man. I like the biscuits. You know, me?

Trouble in Jam Band City. You know me? I've always been a fan of the disco biscuits. I know you have. Come rain or come shine. They always seem to kind of just right when they go. Fuck it up.

Right when they get there. They always seem to just kind of just fuck it up. It's why I like them. We have that in common. It's about the journey, man. It's about the journey. It's about the journey.

That's the destination, bro. I think it's so funny thinking, what if the aliens show up just to fucking just cry out for the biscuit? Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You guys are so annoying. Shit that.

Every other planet can see you. By the way, you're the dumbest planet by far. You guys can't even talk to their planets yet. We watch you like real housewise of fucking Earth. We think you're all more. What do you mean snap benefits?

What do you mean poor people don't have food? You don't have health care? We can fix cancer with the snap of our fingers. They definitely watch us. What do you have to pay to go the doctor? They definitely watch us like a reality TV show. You think so? They're like, what the fuck is that?

You remember when the FBI released like all that stuff? And it was like they're not UFOs anymore. They're UAPs. Yeah. They're just, they're literally just driving by being like, look at them. You know what else was fun? Dude, it's like us watching

the house, love is blind. Denver. Yeah, exactly. What the time. She's not 30. I kept on, that girl was not 30. She was lying to America.

No one's their real age on TV. Oh, I was like, oh my God, they're lying to us. And then they're lying to it. I'm back on this fucking Denver. Let me talk a little bit more about this.

This whole thing is kind of fucked up. Okay. This isn't Denver. This isn't the city I fell in love with it. You fell in love with Denver? I did. It's romantic. You've seen the leave changes?

Yeah, that happens everywhere. Yeah. It's literally just I'm just. So you also fell in love with Green Bay, Wisconsin. Have you ever heard of a place

called Buffalo, New York? Yeah. I love Buffalo. I love Denver right now. I'm just loving it. It's fun. I like the Yacht Club. I like where I live.

It's nice that people recognize me out here. There it is. I was waiting for that. It was nice to be famous. But you get recognized everywhere. He always like, he always calls me out on him because Julian and I hang out

I'm all the fucking time. This is my dog. He's my fucking brother. He's the bailiff at trivia. He's like, oh, you know him? What do you always say? I'm like, why do these people keep just walking up to you knowing your name? Like, are you famous or something?

Yeah. You're just my dog. It's Sean Eccles friend. So, people who know the podcast, so when we always say Julian for trivia, our team name is Julian's black friends. This is Julian. So say hello, Julie. He's also the bailiff. He's also the bailiff for trivia.

Make sure everybody shuts the fuck up. Every week. Never miss a Monday. They've been good lately. So do you think these aliens are here to kill us? No. No. It's pure amusement.

Here's my theory on that. Why would they, when we can just, they're going to sit back and watch us kill each other, man? Yeah, come. It's like us watching love is blind or me watching like love after lockup.

Connor wants to know what we are wearing for Halloween this year. I don't know. I don't know. Should we dress up? What are you doing Friday? We're trying to go out. Trying to go out.

Since I look like Wesley Snipes, I figure I should be like, Simon Phoenix from demolition man. There you go. Or you could be Willie Mays Hayes from Major League. You know. Or I could be late. I haven't had a Halloween off. I haven't had a weekend off.

This is so exciting. I'm being Denver for the weekend. I mean, like, I kind of just want to give candy kids. Is that creepy? Not on Halloween. What if you did it outside of a white van? Yeah, exactly. Well, if you parked a white man outside and we just slid the door open and said, hey, kiddos.

I just always want to just like sit in my house and just like give out the King's size candy balls. I'm sure your neighborhood has some trick-or-treaters. It's like a nice neighborhood. But I don't know if people just know my my house is like, oh, that's the Airbnb house. No, you put your light on. You put us like, there's ways to what be inviting to children. Oh. Sounds so crazy. Makes like a little banner. All you have to do is seem inviting to children, Andy. You can do that. Oh, man. She put a bowl full of Pific. There's ways to be inviting to my mom was so, she was so neurotic. She thought there's going to be like razor blades in my in my candy.

Oh, she felt for that. Yeah, had to check your candy. She said check your candy. Ain't no drug addict. Gonna fucking give away drugs like that. You don't know one drug dealer if you think anyone's going to poison your damn kids with cocaine or something shit. Since I started doing drugs, I quickly realized how terrible idea that was for my mom. Exactly.

I'm like, do you know how expensive this shit is? They're not going to give away their precious baba. Especially in this town. Yeah, dude. God damn, motherfucker. Oh, my God, a bag of Kevin. God, damn. Yeah.

Well, Julian. It's a pleasure for you being on the show. Hey, I don't fucking loves Julian, by the way. Would you be a Laker for Halloween? I'm a Laker every day, Connor. I don't think that would be a great Halloween gift package for me.

Neil was like, you should be me and I was like, I was like, Pat Riley. We got to call Stasick about this. Get his take on it. Two cents. Do you think he's going to say anything?

Then Zell fucking loves Julian because I raised my kids for it. Well, they don't have racist kids in my family. Do you think, do you think Ryan will talk about this? Yeah. He's into the...

This disco biscuit. He's my. Hello. Ryan, you're on the podcast. I can't be. I'm buying a Halloween costume for my kids. We were just talking about that. Serendipede.

We're literally just talking about that. What are you dressing up as Halloween? Nicky's a hot dog, so I'm pizza. Makes no sense. I don't know. This is my first weekend off where I don't have Halloween. No, it's all about the kids. and I'm in a like a, there's a line of like 300 people.

This place is insane. Everyone was wasted the last minute. Yeah, I was afraid to answer. I knew I was going to be live. Yep, you're live. You're really live. So what's your take on the disco biscuits? No comment.

We called Scotty. We're like, what's your take on? Why are all these drummers dropping like flies? He didn't give us an answer to you. He was, everyone's, everyone's. no comment on this. I don't think anybody wants any. I had a couple comments.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When are they going to start doing jamban trades? That'll be fun. Yeah, when are we going to start trading people? Ryan Stasick for Mark Brownstein. Like fantasy football drives. Like the waiver,

whatever. Like fantasy football drafts. And where's the waiver? That's a good one. Ryan Stacey for Mark. That's good, Nick. Mark Brownstein and a player to be named later. All right.

I don't want to get you in trouble. Have a good day. Bye. All right. Love you guys. Love you. Bye. See, no one wants to talk. No one wants to touch this way. Why does Ben say I'm a great trip planning when having to deal with Kansas?

I don't know what that even. Great trip planning when having to deal with Kansas. I think, yeah, what's that mean, Ben? What's that mean? Maybe it's like when I'm saying, man. Does Ben know me? I don't know. But Ben Holtz.

Oh, Ben Holtz. Yeah, yeah. Oh, because he's driving through Kansas. Yeah, yeah. And it's like an eight hour drive. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I think the best part. You're right. Yeah. What a time. I think the best part of it is... I need to get a drum set, huh? You need... No, you don't.

It's the last thing you need. You have one of the best drummers here who's fucking running fucking cameras. I just think I could get a lot more gigs if I had a drum set. This is where you end up as a drummer. Running cameras. You should get a voo-vo-zella.

Yes. I think... I love playing drums. Getting out of Kansas is an awesome senior cat's live. We love you guys. It's been a lot of fun. But Julian, great trip. Nick, Halloween trivia.

He tricked us and he can be ghost face. What's that mean? Ghostface is the guy from scream. The bad guy from scream. Why? What'd you say in the home? I don't know. I don't know what he's talking about.

All right. But I guess he just, I think he was like the one on the stream. I think he's just giving me an idea for a costume. Thanks, Connor. Oh, man. Things are just out of control. Everyone's a little kooky right now. I got a tonal shift if you want to change time.

I want to change top. Lyft driver tried to scam me out of 200 bucks last week. What? I didn't even tell you about this yet, did I? Let's talk. Let's talk. Okay, so it was Monday night. Okay, let's preface this.

What's the drunkest you've ever seen me? I've never seen. Oh, no. Servantes. Servantes night. Not even still, you still seeing people way drunker than that, though. Oh, 100%.

Okay. I haven't thrown up, I don't know, since Obama was president. So I get a ride home from Yacht Club. It was after trivia on a Monday. I get a thing on my phone from Chase. you're a fraud thing blah blah blah you try someone tried to charge you 200 bucks from lift this guy tried to say i threw up in his car when he dropped me off okay first of all if you're gonna come with a king you better not miss okay i he he like made a fake mess in the back of the car and took pictures of it okay but what do i notice there's no liquid in the picture hold on oh so he tried to just get 200 bucks for me yes yes that's next level scamming yes dude and he made fake throw up pictures

okay and like so first of all first thing I noticed the mess is different you've never thrown up ever I will send Jack these pictures like stick in the episode for for Tuesday but like so the pictures are different there's one where there's a little pile in the middle and it's not in the middle another picture so I download them

and then there's no water but you throw up on drinking that's liquid mostly right and then it's on the and here's why I really got him it's on the driver's side what kind of a fucking psycho sits behind the driver beside when they're alone in a lift. No, because they always keep the seat back way too far. Also, that's just creepy.

Yeah, it's like serial killer vibes. Yeah, I should start doing that actually. I would walk my ass around the car to get in the back on the passenger side. I never even thought about that. That's creepy as fuck. Hello, please take me to the yacht. So at first lift, I emailed them back and they're like, no, we're still going to charge you and you can't use lift anymore until you pay this. It's like, I'm fucked that. I tweeted them. And I said, yo, I'm about to never use lift again and drag you guys through the mud. This is the biggest bullshit ever that. They immediately DM me. And I reset them the pictures. I was like, you need to look in this guy. He'd probably done this before. Like two minutes later, the

he messaged back, like, oh, yep, it's been cleared. We looked into his shit. Like, apparently he's been doing the scam to people. Oh my, what a piece of shit. Over $150 you might jeopardize your lift career. And like, if you're going to fucking frame me, do a better job than that bitch. Like, I'm smarter than you. Yeah.

It's because he doesn't have snap. Yeah. He doesn't, yeah, he's probably mad. Bro, I can't wait to some of these pictures. They're so bad. It looks like cat food. Are you serious? Come on, dude. He probably thought, I don't know why he thought I was drunk. It was like 1130 and I'm going home.

He probably saw a guy going home from a bar. I can get you banned for life too. Yeah, I'm sure. I think he did get in trouble. They would, buddies that are like banned. If you threw up. Yeah.

If you throw up in a Uber. If you don't pay the thing. Blue chunks in the back of an Uber. Yeah. My everlast told me a story. He was like getting wasted with one of his like new artist buddies like he's like 23, 25.

Like he was. producing his track and they're drinking, you know, and Eric, you know, he drinks. Yeah. And he was in, he was there in the back of the Uber and, home he was in the middle just fucking throwing up everywhere. And like,

he said that they had to pay like 500 bucks. Hey, if you're going to throw up, you might as will go for it. You might as well fucking throw the fuck up, dude. If you're going to make a mess, make a fucking mess. If you're going to pay 500 bucks. Jill, my ex-lady, she would, she would get car sick. And, you

You know, sometimes we get, she'd have to throw up sometimes. Yeah, but like, it's just like, throw it down the window. The pictures. Well, I'm not the greatest driver, so it's also my driving. That's definitely making her throw up. You do be texting and driving. I do be texting. Andy, Andy, Andy!

Dude, get off your fucking phone. Face in his phone, too, dude. I'm like, I got this. I got this. This is the most anxiety-inducing experience ever in the fucking world. I'm definitely not doing that with my new car. I don't think 10. So, Ben says, dude, we got scammed at NYC by a street vendor hot dog guy.

Fork pay. Dude tried to jack us for 4K. Didn't have. Fortunately, it was all registered as fraud before anything went south. Always get receipts and never trust anyone. I like this guy. Also, what the fuck? Use cash for dumb stuff whenever you can save time regardless.

You know what? Like, here's the thing is like, first of all, my first thing if I'm a bank is like, who the fuck in their life has ever spent $4,000 on hot dogs? Right. Like maybe cumulatively over your entire life, but not one. Yeah. I'm not eating for free. I think about these guys who, like I was telling Nick, like I love watching people

eat. Like I love watching like that muckbang and like I love watching just people eat just a shit ton of food. It's weird. I wonder what their shits are like or do they throw up. Like how do you eat that much food? I think I don't think you're allowed to throw up. I think it's part of the rules of the game. No, that's like competitive eating.

Yeah. Oh, you're talking about just the muck bang videos. Like views and stuff. They'd probably immediately go throw up. as soon as they're like, and then they go think about what their life is. Or they become like Nico, what's the dude? Nico avocado. What's who's that?

He was fat as fuck. He was like this like dude that got famous for doing muckbanks. He was skinny as hell at first. And then like he just kept doing it. Oh, that guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

But he made a bunch of videos beforehand. So he was like putting up the videos for two years that were made like two years ago. So no one knew he got fat. It was pretty crazy. People should do this. They should do competitive drinking. I think that's probably got to do that every time we hang out. Yeah.

Yeah, no. I think that's actually, I think that might be a disease. I think it's called alcoholism. Oh, yeah. At least we're functional. Man, it's been so nice. Took a couple days off. I got it.

I see. You did? I still want to do that with you sometime. Those are great. I v. I want to do that soon. It's so worth the fucking money, dude. I feel so good.

I feel better instant. Beer pong. Denial says, what about it? Beer pong is competitive. Oh, yeah. But you only drink a quarter of it. I'm talking about... No, the drinking has to be like the game, not the punishment.

Like drinking Olympics. Like Edward 40 Hands. Edward 40 Hands. We used to do that with 40s of OE. Oh, yeah. And we drink half of the 40s of OE. And then we put in original four loco. We called them sidewalks.

Oh, those, yeah. Wow. Dangerous times. It's like that Panera lemonade that killed two people. Remember four loco was... Hello, everyone. It's Adi Frasco, your local drunk. We're here to support Gardanista.

Garden Easter, our sponsors. I've been substantiating this from Jameson because I like the idea that there's ginger, lime juice, and green herbs in this. So I kind of feel healthy drinking this. I mean, they got all these different ones. Like, I was kind of nervous about this bourbon cocktail,

but it's bourbon whiskey, green herbs, lime juice, ginger, and jalapagia. Got a little spice to it, but you put some ice in it and it's actually a cocktail. And like, I'm not really good at proportions. So it's already made for you. Look at this. It's cute, too.

You could be on your table. You're like, oh, lookie, you're sophisticated. Do you want pop off on your kitchen table, or do you want something that's pretty? Gardinista, vodka cocktail. Grab it. Tell them Frasco sent you. What are we going to do for the next two weeks? Hang out.

What do you guys want to do? Hang out. You'll see Eggie. Oh, yeah, Aggie's playing this weekend. You're going to go to that? I want to go see that new Predator movie. Ooh, yeah. Where he's like the good guy?

It's about a Catholic priest. Jesus. called riffing guys look up i grew up catholic i can say it yeah you're good for a few of those hey man they made a whole movie about it i want an oscar i still don't understand why the priests have to fuck kids they don't have to they just like it well here's what i think

that's what is it it's all about access so like the predators always put themselves in places where they can get access to certain things you know what i mean under the veil of the being a trusted priest now there's plenty of good priests too let's not lump you know what I mean it's like any it's like they want to be around kids and they're going to need a way to do it without looking creepy but now it's all out there you know it's a predator they like you know they hide in plain sight if you will there's some um I think you guys need to back up your hard drives that's funny uh what a day what a day that's a good Erica by do song yeah yeah you wouldn't know

that you're not you're on the black couch i will need to confirm or deny that at all at all i'm not black but i'm on the black couch there's two black people over here a lot of shit going down in this whole white people world right now yeah um i love definitely catch up on yard work bad people yeah your back is getting a power rolls your bushes are getting a little big back there i noticed are they you need to have those guys come over and trim them i know i got a new car yeah it's all that It's sexy. It's the first car I've ever bought in.

Bauden? Just bought. Jesus. First car I ever bought. I've had the same car since I was like 18 years old. You've had that same car the whole time? Yes. Oh, I didn't know that.

20 fucking years old. Yeah, it's a 2000. I thought you got that like when you moved here and it was like a hand-me-down or something. No, my dad, that was my dad's car. Okay. I lost my Virginia in that car and... Can you ever find it? You've been looking for it ever since.

It's always the last face you look. I told you that. I thought you lost it a Nissan Pathfinder. No, I lost it in his car when he was driving that car before I had the Pathfinder. Okay, got it. So I guess my Pathfinder was my first car, but I always drive my dad's car

because it was like a Porsche. It was cool. Cooler. But it's the Rolex of cars. Like the pepper. But, yeah, she was a pregnant woman. Someone said that's so Jewish of you. Cal.

Cal's killed it with the one-l-bush. Was killed Jewish? You don't know to say that. That's very Jewish. That's the Jewish share. I just lost my virginity and a Porsche guy.

I've always felt like car was a non-expense until I needed a car. I actually thought I was going to need a car because just in case the aliens showed up, I needed a car that was reliable. I think their spaceship could outrun your car, bro. They got here all the way from planet 9x4TI. There's, thank you, Ben.

There's no substitute. There's no like the Confederacy. Well, he didn't get another porch, guys. Do you think, okay, I want to go back with this aliens. I'm so fascinating with it. The Galactic Confederacy. That's like superheroes, like Superman. Why they got to be the South?

I don't know. I just kind of stole it. Confederacy. Damn, man. What an episode. The Galactic and what is the Robert Ely, they're the head alien? Robert Elyan.

Robert Elyan. Robert Eel. Oh, God. Guys, I got to get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Well, I was like thinking like, I don't know what should I do. I'm like trying to like figure out things to do.

Sleep? Like I go like get drink and sit on couches. Sleep? Watch. Yeah, I've been sleeping a lot. Sneak. Oh, tell people, tell people the new fucking dating show. We love Julian.

Okay. All right. All right. So I introduce Angie that all kind of all forms of shit house. Reality TV shows. There's this TV show called Sneaky Link where they like in two. No, they're in Scottsdale. They put all these like young attractive kids in a, uh, in a like a strip hope

motel, but they invite like their ex lovers and stuff. So it's like four people show up initially off their rib and like they're just chilling and then one by one like they're like they're like you know. Their side piece just walks up and everybody just loses their shit at first.

But the kick is that they give them telephones in each of their hotel rooms so that they can call each other and talk to each other at like late hours and whatnot. And they're like hiding under windows. They're crawling on floors beneath windows to go. So they can hook up. to go to other people's rooms.

There I am. Sneaky link, Netflix, check it out. Check it out. If you need to show, reality TV, I'm your guy. What'd you say? Andy just take his phone off the hook and watch porn. Yeah, I would. I have fucking deal with all this.

I ain't deal with this. I don't want to get messy. I'm not going back. I'm just going to beat my hog to some weird shit. I really don't watch weird porn. Do you watch weird porn? Julian?

Not since I was 13. What were you watching him? 13. Fucking weird shit. Whatever I could download on Kazin, bearsharing, and limel. Casa. I remember.

Caza. The dorm room. I was always just a normal, just let's see a titty. Yeah, it doesn't take much for me. Either get the engine started. I never got. I was raised Catholic.

The kinky stuff. Anything. I think that's why women are so unsatisfied with me. Yeah, I was just typing. I could see that. I can see women being unsatisfied with you, actually. That makes sense. I'm just like a mean potato's sex guy.

Yeah, right down Main Street. I don't need to be kinky. Music man. I mean, this is my man over here. Jules. he's like He'll do tricks on it He'll do tricks on it

Two girls one cup Oh my god Yo two girls You know it's fake though It came out that it was fake right It wasn't really My buddy said Ben says Rick leaves

It's the ultimate mind cleanser Shut up Pantible accomplishment Great for OCD No I agree with this I like the My OCD thing is I love vacuuming

Yeah you do love vacuuming especially when I got a little buzz on I'm all like jittery you need more carpet bro I know I have no carpet I like to iron Ben I'll help you reply to some emails Don't tell him to do that

I will do it If you guys have emails you want me to do I've been watching this guy Ben does bad news Oh I love that Oh remember I tried Jake he stole my cameo idea He did for real Yeah I had that I stole my idea

We made that sketch Yeah I've been watching for years where I do bad news for people. Yeah. I just saw a clip where he called a dude who, like, was a goalie on the soccer team and, like, missed like a savor some shit, dude. And, like, the dude just completely melted down.

He fired Allen from the biscuits. That's what you call it. Oh, me. Oh, me. All right, guys. We love you. That was a lot of fun. This is a lot of fun.

We have, who do we have next week? Oh, Travis McCoy from Jim Class Heroes on the podcast. A state New York boy. Yeah. And then we got some people that are in the music industry talking about how we can improve a new app. That's that we could talk about how we can improve how we can improve the knowledge that we get from tour budgets and all the fun stuff. And then we have a fun comedian after that.

Yeah, we got a lot of fun things. Then we got Jake Owen. And you know what's coming up? What? Everybody's favorite. The award show. Ooh, the award ceremony's coming up. I'm cooking it up.

I'm going to make this one the best one yet. Scotty's way is going to. win every award. I know. Then the war of our best drummer. A lot of... For the best new drummer and a jam band. There goes to 17 nominees. Jillian, what do you think people

can do this week to have a good day and not think about the future and not think about the past? You could drink water. You can mind your business. Yeah. You could thank God or whoever you pray to for the life you have. And you know what? Comparison is the thief of joy. Yeah. Mind your business.

Mind your fucking... Unless you're doing better than someone else. then comparison is fucking awesome. Oh, dunk on them. It's only don't. Okay. Julius Urban talk on. Here's the thing with comparison. You guys are just so stupid.

If you're doing better than someone else, compare yourself to other people. But if you're not doing great, don't. Don't compare yourself to other people. That's how I do it. Just look in the mirror and cry. Yeah.

Cal Cal says we should go to Dons tonight. Yeah. Donathan's? I think it's going to have. Maybe we could go watch the, we could go watch the Dodger game at Dots. Maybe I'll go meet you guys after I pick up old girl at the airport.

Neil, you're going to Don's? Oh, man. What sounds good. Dodgers versus Blue Jays, baby. Yeah. I'm kind of room for the Blue Jays. Sorry. God damn it.

I'm not that hard, though. I'm not mad. I really want the Mariners. Yeah, I did too. Because that would have been the kit versus Andy's World Series. Best friend versus kind of best friend. Day 51 of trying the Doc's kit. Yeah.

Hey, Neil, do you have any advice for people to, come on, sit in the middle there. Get in there. Come on here. Come on. Get in there.

We're a happy family out here in Denver. This hair's curly enough. It's still the black couch. Neil? Fuck it. Benzel's like, sorry, man. Go day drinking. We did today. It was great. Wednesday's such a...

I like a Wednesday day drink. We love a Wednesday day and drink. Neil, what do you think people can do to... Day drinking at night. I like that. I like that. What about... Day drinking in night. Do do do do

Night drinking during the days What do you think people should do Mind their own business Certain What else? As we fucking talk about Another band For 45 fucking minutes

We talked about Another band We need to mind your business We're talking about what we should do We love some hot goss though Like you just says I love hot goss

And not much goss in the chat Can we get a few chat? Sorry. Yeah you guys have any hot goss You want us to talk about? Let us know But what do you think Do people

What do you think People should do have a better week this week. I really agree with the drinking water. I'm not trying to do that. Go outside, exercise, especially in Colorado. We live in the mountains. I know.

It's a little mud season right now. People don't know what to do, but... I want to go... I want to go... I want to go see the leaves. Up in the mountains. I think you might have missed it, man. Damn it.

Andy doesn't really understand. I don't understand leaves. I'm from here, and this was the longest. It was long. The stretch of mountain leaves I've seen. of the most vibrant neon shit I've ever seen. I gotta be honest. You might have a chance.

People go to, Julie always wants to go to watch, look to see the leaves. I'm like, no, we're never doing that. That is the dumbest fucking activity in the world. You're just going to go look at yellow for a day? How is that fun or interesting? Because you get drunk when you do it. Yeah, we have fun.

We go drink and look at leaves. You can just drink here. True. I want to go see yellow. I want to go drink and drive in the mountains. That's true. That's probably not the greatest idea. To be fair, I also don't really like

stuff or doing you know. I always ask you to do things. You never want to do them with me. I know because like, no, I like to do stuff with you. Not like stuff like romantic like that.

Because I already got one woman in my life, bro. I don't need a Jewish one. Ask go needs a 14er. Ben thinks I should do a 14 or under my belt. I already got a 14 under my belt. Boom. Things that will never fucking happen. Yeah.

Dude, my mom was like, Neil, I want you to do a. 14 are with me. Yeah? If she can do it, you can do it. You should come. Are you going to do it? Neil's probably already got like 30 under his belt. Neil's outdoors. Hold on. You do you do the, yeah, he like goes to the mountains. It's not like what is. What is it? Explain to people what it is. 14ers are mountains in Colorado. They're taller than 14,000 feet above sea level. Oh. Now, the misnomer there is that you think you have to like hike. Sometimes you have to hike.

It's a whole lot. But some of them are not that like from the trailhead to the, the top are not that far. Some are safer than others. Where are the 14ers? Like everywhere? The mountains. They're everywhere in the mountains. They're not very much east of here. But if you go west, you'll find it. Yeah, they're not in Kansas. Should I do a 14er? Absolutely.

I smoke a shit ton of six. We can make an episode. Let's do a fro frotiners. Fro tini. Dude, Frotini. Up on top. I got 14. I got a 14 on my belt. You got a 14er under your Oh, Jesus. Denzel's like, get me the fuck out of here.

You guys aren't even talking about anything anymore. He's spelled on your computer. I know. Who should we call about the? What a good looking dog. Can we call one more person about the disco biscuits? Call Brownie. Well, we love you guys.

Dude, it looks like Mars up there. It's amazing. I got to check it out. Yeah, Ben knows what's up. There's pictures online, too. Yeah. You can just look at those. You could Google it.

Some of them are just soft hikes and some of them are dangerous, I think. I think they ranges. So we learned a lot today. Mind your own business. Unless you're talking. Alien might be coming, but they might be nice. They're probably nice. Why would they come on with?

Nick got scammed over $200. That's the craziest shit. I can't believe that. Fuck you. And not Emerson. Yeah. This is your moment. He probably listens to the podcast.

He probably doesn't. Emerson, you're a bitch. What? I'm using your government name on the podcast, bitch. You better never pick my ass up again or I will throw up in your car. and you're not going to like it. I'm going to throw up in the front seat

and I'm going to sit right behind the driver like a weird. I've never seen this man eat any food before. It's probably all liquids. So it's going to be a fucking, it's going to be a bad throw up to you, Emerson. It's going to be like, what's the exorcist? Yeah. Why are you trying to say?

Who the fuck sits behind the driver in an Uber, man? That is psychotic. That is psychotic. I'm going to start sitting in the middle of the back. So he's like some right in the rear rear. Yeah, that is a mob extortion. He was a dick on the drive too. I knew something was up.

Was he breathing heavy? You're just kind of off-footing and weird And you know what I mean? Was he just talking to you? No, he wasn't. You know what else? I hate, I know hot take.

I hate when I have to feel like I have to have to have a conversation with the Uber Yeah, just like shut the fuck up. I don't mind if they're from on whatever hip hop station you think I want to listen to Because I'm black and like just like fucking let me stare out the window, bro. I like it. Ben said Emerson is a maid man. He's some mob extortion. I like when they're from Africa.

That is so fucking funny, Ben. I like when they're from Africa or some other country and I can ask them about their They like I like ask them about their country. I know about their country. That's fun. Yeah. If you're a white guy or 50, do not fucking talk to me in the Uber dude.

Yeah. It's all they, the boomer dudes always want to be like, well, you play saxophone? I used to play saxophone. I used to play saxophone. Everybody did, bitch.

Shut the fuck. No. Take me to Yacht Club, bitch. United. Jesus. This is a. United.

This is a yacht club. Yucucuckeke. United. Wow. Just say you're gay over and over. Well. Old white. guys love to ask you dumb shit, man, about

nothing, man. They have nothing going on their lives. Nick. I'm just doing this because you're stereotyping old white men. Okay, well, I'm going to be one of like eight years, so I can I don't know about that, brother. Okay. You get a little older than that, baby. You got a mirror too, bitch. Take off your hat.

All right, guys, we love you. Stay safe out there. To me, old is like 50, 60 and out. I mean, everyone's elastic at least to 80. I hope not. Not me. What? Stop saying that.

Don't you ever fucking say. Don't you ever fucking say that again. I want my knees to ache. I swear to God, if you die, I will fucking call you. Well, that's 30 years. I will find you. I will go up there while your soul is elevating, Julian. I will drag you back down.

Beat your ass. Yeah, you ain't. Okay, so you're older than me, so I'll wait for you. Yeah, I'm fucking. I'm probably, I'm probably toast here pretty soon. I can be like, all right. I've lived my life. I said once I, you know, you're 53 and drinking years.

I'm going to like my, the way I'm going to go out is I'm just going to crowd surf to the ocean and get on a sailboat and crowd surf into a sailboat. Crowdsurf into a Viking funeral. Yeah. But you're still alive, I guess. Look at Denzel. He's like, can you guys shut the fuck? Dead cells like, can you please shut the fuck up? You need some water.

There's water down there. Drink some water. You know why he's excited. What is it? Oh, because Chile's coming. It's dinner time. Oh, you hungry. Time to eat.

He doesn't... Hans out's hungry. He doesn't know about Julie coming home. He doesn't... I can't explain that to him. Do you ever have conversations with your dog? Like, what's up? Like, how are you feeling?

Yeah, we just talk a little bit. I'm nice to him. What do you talk to him about? You know, come here. I don't know. He doesn't speak English. Look how cute he is, though. Yeah, he's a cute dog.

He's handsome as hell. He's like, I want my dinner, motherfucker. He's fighting cancer. He looks good for fighting cancer. Have you seen the people who train their dogs to use the buttons? Oh, yeah, dude. I think that's kind of fake. I have a theory that I kind of like game that a little bit.

All right, guys. Thanks for coming live on the podcast. We'll do this more. It's a lot of fun. Neil, welcome to the team. We love you. We should just do it again next week.

Yeah, let's just do it every week. How do you guys feel about us doing this live every week for all the volume fans? We weren't that racist. We weren't. I mean, I'm here. We got a black guy on the podcast.

I can say whatever I want. I have a black friend. I have two black friends, actually. sell. I love you guys. Be safe out there. Don't take any shit from nobody. And if you're a drummer, God bless. On guard. Stay on guard. Hold the line. Hold the fucking line if you're a drummer. Sell those drums before the market crashes. Yeah, sell those drums before the market crash. All right, guys, goodbye. We love you. Have a good day. Bye. Bye. Hey, everybody. It's Nick. You just listened to another great episode. Hopefully,

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