Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - EP 147.5: Nick and Andy Green Room Sessions

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

A little quickie from the green room at Urbana's Canopy Club...  Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For more information on Andy Frasco, the band and/or the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com Check... out Andy's new song, "Friends (A Song About Friends)" on iTunes, Spotify  Produced by Andy Frasco Joe Angelhow Chris Lorentz Audio mix by Chris Lorentz Featuring: Brian Schwartz Nick Gerlach Caleb & Eric (from James' place in Chicago) Arno Bakker

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, it's Schwartz. It was great seeing you in Chicago. I want to let you know how proud I am with you that for the first time in four, almost what, five years of working with you, I sat out in the venue for a minute after the show, was talking to some people, and was thinking, hey, why don't we go back and we'll have a drink, say hi to Andy. And the best part about this was when I get back there, you're fully sleeping. And I just want you to know that sometimes you need to do that. You need to not party, and you need to get some sleep.
Starting point is 00:00:41 I'm really proud of you. I'm proud of you for taking the initiative, saying goodbye to everyone, closing yourself in a private room, and getting some sleep. Good job, dude. Keep it up. I feel like I'm going to make a toast. Everybody, this is a dream come true. I love you guys with all my heart. And I just hope we just keep doing this until we're fucking 155 years old. Cheers.
Starting point is 00:01:13 Sing us a song, Vinci. Sing us a song. Well, you can drink beer on a Monday, on Tuesday, on Wednesday, I think that would be nice. Well, you can drink beer on a Thursday, on Friday, on Saturday, at least in my advice. But never, never on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday, oh no, that will not do. On a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday, oh no that will not do. Cause if you drink beer on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday, I'll fall in love with you. Everybody.
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Starting point is 00:02:15 a burn one, a burn one on the sidewalk, all I will do with you But never, never on a Sunday a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday Never would we be right Here comes a bag of Adidas, Adidas, Adidas Walking in tonight La, la, la, la
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Starting point is 00:03:34 The look on your face the whole time, it was just so... I got my co-host Nick Gerlach here. How are you doing, Nick? I'm okay. I'm a little stressed. Yeah. Why? Why do you think you're stressed?
Starting point is 00:03:44 We got to find this hard drive. Fucking Nick lost my hard drive. I feel like I'm getting little stressed Yeah why do you think you're stressed We gotta find this hard drive Fucking Nick lost my hard drive I feel like I'm getting too much of the blame I mean I'm not gonna get into it Bo was there too We can't get into it because if I explain why it's not my fault We're not putting the blame on anyone I want to put the blame on you
Starting point is 00:04:00 It was a group thing you can put it on me a little bit for sure But also I still think there's a great chance we're going to find it. We lost like five interviews, six interviews from the podcast that I worked my ass off. We'll find it. All tour. I feel like we'll find it. All my days off, Nick. I want you
Starting point is 00:04:18 to feel this guilt trip. I feel guilty. When you're having those great days off, you're just chilling, watching television, just smiling, just like, ah, it's's a day off then you look to the right and i'm grinding away trying to do research for a guest i have no idea who it is right before the interview how does that make you feel nick i feel terrible that i have to work hard i feel terrible about it it's all good i'll just do it again i didn't know that that hard drive had your entire world on it either to be fair i had my whole world but i didn't know
Starting point is 00:04:49 that i thought it was just some like it's okay i'll just keep working also every day on my days also there's fine there's still a very solid chance it's been one day like it might turn up you know i mean it's all good i like turn up it gives me another excuse to like talk to people i haven't talked to. I got to redo Neil Francis again. Didn't you kind of want to redo his anyway? Yeah, this is going to be the third time I'm going to be interviewing him. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:05:13 I feel bad. But it's not just my fault. We can't get into all the details. Why? It was my fault. I left all my clothes there. I almost left your ID. Did I tell you about that?
Starting point is 00:05:23 No. It was on the counter by the TV, behind the TV. And I like just did. That's why I'm fucked up about not I didn't see the hard drive when I did the dummy check. But I saw your ID. And also the hard drive was black, you know, dark. So it's like, and that wouldn't
Starting point is 00:05:38 I get it. I had to pack your clothing back. Yeah, I got wasted and went to someone's hotel and and so it's like it it's a 50 50 i feel terrible though if that makes you feel better i feel it's been eating me alive for two days and i'm just i don't want i you know you can't show it i know but this is my passive aggressiveness i like it i deserve it kind of a little i don't deserve to give you passive aggressiveness i can handle it i'm gonna you know i mean i'm working on my passive aggressiveness. I can handle it. I'm going to, you know what I mean? I'm working on my passive aggressiveness.
Starting point is 00:06:05 I'm trying to not let things get me. Well, sometimes your passive aggressiveness is funny as shit, though, is the thing. I kind of like it. Like what? Just when you do it to your manager, I almost call him your boss. Who, Schwartz? Yeah. He kind of is my boss.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Sort of. So what do I do to him compared to my passive aggressiveness? Just the way you talk to him is very PA. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, I'm trying to think of like a good example. You'll be like, well,
Starting point is 00:06:29 if we were doing this and maybe we'd be doing this, you know what I mean? Like maybe if we could make this happen, I don't know. Like, have you talked to them?
Starting point is 00:06:35 Have you like talked to them at all? There's this one thing we're trying to work out right now. Yeah. And you're just like, have you even talked to him?
Starting point is 00:06:42 It's, you know what I mean? As if they don't, like, like he doesn't even think about it or something. I know. I get so fucking... I heard about it today. You work hard. You're focused on your thing.
Starting point is 00:06:54 I know. I'm just like, when I get tunnel vision... Michael Myers! Remember I told you you're Michael Myers. Am I a sociopath? No, but you have some sociopath shit in you. Like what're too you have way too much empathy to be a sociopath though like you know what i mean yeah you just don't have a lot this isn't an insult you just don't have a ton going on you don't have a very like this is not an insult by the way you don't have like a like a
Starting point is 00:07:19 your life doesn't have a ton of variety you know know? Yeah. I mean, it does. No. But it all circles. Like, you travel. You do cool shit. But, like, it's all your career. Yeah, I got nothing. You don't have, like... And it's not an insult. No.
Starting point is 00:07:31 I'm not taking it as an insult. Okay, some people would. No. Like, you don't have a girlfriend. You don't have a dog. A hobby. Your hobby is, like, part of your career. You have, like...
Starting point is 00:07:41 Like, what is your career? Are you a musician? Yeah. Then, is this a hobby? You're,'re like more than just a musician right yeah so maybe everything my career is uh in all aspects just absorbs all my time and maybe that's why okay to make up for losing the hard drive i will do the last year of podcasts i've done with you for free cheers all right we just cheers free. Cheers. We just cheers to our microphone. Oh, fuck. That's pretty good. If that's my worst fuck up in the year
Starting point is 00:08:13 I've known you, that's pretty good, actually. I still think we're going to find it, though, in my heart. Really? I hope so. Whenever this happens to me, I end up finding it. If it's not at the hotel. That's my thing. We went hotel, van, did a dummy check, because that's where I saw the ID.
Starting point is 00:08:30 It's not adding up. The only way it's not there is if it fell out of a bag. Because we were both carrying four bags, me and Bo. Thank you. Clap it up for Bo and Nick. Packing up all my gear on a blackout slumber. It's kind of fucked fucked because I did kind of fuck up,
Starting point is 00:08:47 but I also was doing you a favor. I know. That's the bad. That's why I don't want to guilt trip you. But you can guilt trip me a little bit because it's kind of funny. It's like a good bit. I get that, but I don't. You got me good on stage last night.
Starting point is 00:08:55 Oh, my God. You laid into me. The whole band was like, what the fuck? I was like, what did I say again? I mean, you went. It was pretty deep. It was good. You were like, his precious podcast he He loves so much and then he deletes
Starting point is 00:09:06 my whole. You made it sound like I deleted it. Your whole band was looking at me like and I was like, dude, it's fine. Nick, it's I give it to him all day. You can get me back. You know, I mean, he did give me a smirk like I got you so I was proud. I'm gonna get me. So I
Starting point is 00:09:21 did. It's fun. I mean, you gotta have fun with it at least. Yeah. I still think we're going to find it. Why does Wisconsin drink so much? Who knows? Maybe when you're doing
Starting point is 00:09:29 they'll be better because now you know them a little better, you know? Why does Wisconsin drink so much? I don't think there's much else to do.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Have you been here in January? No. Well, once. My family lives out here. Oh my God. All I do is just drink all day.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Because you can't go any... That's negative two. I know. How do people live in cold weather like this? I do. I do. I mean, where I grew up is not quite like this, but pretty fucking cold. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:55 I mean, you grew up... That's where your parents live, so that's mainly why you grew up there, but... Denver's not that cold. You sort of get used to it. No, Denver is not that cold. And when it is cold, it's, like, pleasant. It doesn't rip. Like, in Wisconsin, the wind cuts through your skin. Have you ever been in a blizzard?
Starting point is 00:10:10 Oh, yeah. Where you get stuck at a bar? Yeah, I'm from Fort Wayne. My senior year of high school, I'm from Fort Indiana, which is like not far off the lakes of northern Indiana, right? They have blizzards there? Hell yeah. My senior year of high school,
Starting point is 00:10:22 we missed two straight weeks of school for snow. Two weeks? Two fucking... And it was coming right off of Christmas break, we missed two straight weeks of school for snow. Two weeks? Two fucking... And it was coming right off of Christmas break, so I had a month off. It was the shit. What'd you do? Just fucking played Nintendo 64 all day.
Starting point is 00:10:35 I mean, I was like 17, so I didn't... Were you into drinking or anything? No, I didn't really drink in high school. I drank like three times. Have you ever been to a bar for like 48 hours? During a blizzard? No, but that sounds incredible, and I know the bar I'd want to do it at. Which one?
Starting point is 00:10:52 The Mousetrap, duh. In Indianapolis? Yeah, it's just, you know. That's your spot. First of all, they got great food. Good food. Yeah, for bar food. You're going to be there for two days.
Starting point is 00:11:01 For bar food, it's incredible, I think. And I've eaten there 400 times. If it was bad, I would have, you know what I mean? And there's like some healthy stuff in there, so you can pepper that in too. Like what? They got salads. Like the soup isn't that bad. It's just vegetables and meat.
Starting point is 00:11:13 But you can also have terrible, terrible cheese. So what do you need in a blizzard? You need warmth. You need... Of course. Well, like say if you're at a bar for 48 hours. Okay. That's a great place to be.
Starting point is 00:11:24 They got running water. Here's the thing. As long as your power doesn't go out in a blizzard, you're at a bar for 48 hours. Okay. That's a great place to be. They got running water. Here's the thing. As long as your power doesn't go out in a blizzard, you're good. Yeah. That's what keeps you warm. I have a feeling this winter is going to be bad. Yeah. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:11:36 I feel like it's something. It's going to be something. Fuck. I'm glad we talked about the hard drive in the podcast. It's a way to air it out. I was so bummed out yesterday. And I realize it's half my fault. And I also realize it's just the theme of this fucking tour.
Starting point is 00:11:52 It's actually like the eighth worst thing that's happened. I know. It's not the worst. You know, I got to talk to people for an hour, a couple more times. It's not the end of the world. You didn't lose like six grand or something. You're right. What's the worst that happens?
Starting point is 00:12:02 They get to talk to you for an hour. That's fun. I don't know. Maybe they'll... I like talking to you. Yeah. I don't really like people that much. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:12:09 You like what? You like talking to me? You're good to talk to. Like about what? All kinds of stuff. Okay, let's gas Andy up because he's been having a rough... No, you've been doing good this week.
Starting point is 00:12:19 I'm good. I'm good. Shout out Al. He's really good. Yeah, Al. He's doing good, right? He finally got his niche. I mean, it's never going to be... Al Smith, our replacement drummer for... You know, it's never going to Shout out Al. He's really good. He's doing good, right? He finally got his niche. I mean, it's never going to be...
Starting point is 00:12:26 Al Smith, our replacement drummer for... It's never going to be Beats. Beats got COVID. In case Beats is listening, it's never going to be the level of Beats. I know. He's been doing it for 10 years. But for a guy who's been around for two weeks,
Starting point is 00:12:36 holy shit. He's really stepping up. I mean, I don't even notice sometimes. We finally gave... The singing, obviously. Yeah. We finally... I feel like he's finally comfortable enough
Starting point is 00:12:45 under the set where I could give him drugs and give him alcohol. Yeah, I mean, it's just learning the tunes. You have to... Like mushrooms. Yeah. And with him,
Starting point is 00:12:54 I totally understand the position he's in. That's like... If people don't know, I actually play saxophone, which has been a theme on tour for me. Isn't that a mindfuck? Yeah, you guys don't know. I'm like a working saxophonist.
Starting point is 00:13:06 I am a side man for a lot of people, and I understand the place he's in where it's like you're the new guy and you have to like, you don't really, you know, there's knowing a tune and there's like, I've played this tune 300 times. It's a totally different vibe. And he's doing great. And he's a cool hang.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Yeah, and it's kind of nice to have, you know, because Floyd, his dad died. And so it's kind of like a new blood and it kind of i like having new blood around yeah you're good at it you're good at like you don't really change how you are either but guy who comes in it's just andy i don't either yeah that's why i like al i like you know i didn't weird him out too much at first or what about when you come into like a band situation we've like as the new guy do a lot there's some bands who like it's hard for them
Starting point is 00:13:45 to adjust to you well the thing with me is like i'm usually doing one or two gigs and they know i'm gonna be gone in a couple days so they're pretty so you know what i'm saying though so they're pretty nice to me it's not something where they're like what's the deal are we gonna have to like i'm gonna have to go to this guy's wedding you know what i mean yeah it's more like oh you know this guy's probably good we're getting money to come here but you know what i mean but it's fun but you know some people well because i have a very like uh you know a unique personality and it's like not something that doesn't it's right away you know what i mean so i have to kind of watch that a little bit with yeah you know but now i've been hired by so many i can't believe we've been together now, what, two and a half months straight? Two months? And we haven't fought.
Starting point is 00:14:26 I don't fight with people, bro. I know. I just like, it's weird. I have this like, people think I'm like this angry, dark guy. Just say it. Come on. It's the end of the tour. I am excited for a little break.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Not from you. Just from sitting in that fucking goddamn sprinter all day. Yeah, no. I don't like, you know, I like to, I've been getting some work done on the van,
Starting point is 00:14:49 on the music, but just after a while you're like bumping and you can't really hear it right. Yeah, that's why I took the task on to edit the new music video.
Starting point is 00:14:56 That looks amazing. I wish I had a video to edit and I wish I had any skills to do that, but it's like, I really shaved like 18 hours of the drives
Starting point is 00:15:04 because I've worked on it three days now. And you zone out when you're's really shaved like 18 hours of the drives because i've dropped i've i've worked on it three days now and you zone out when you're doing that like three hours are passing i know like it's 10 minutes it's fucking amazing but it's a little harder to mix in your man because it's so noisy that's why i need a hobby maybe that could be your hobby video editing if any bands want me to edit because i can vouch he's pretty fucking good i'm good right it's a cool i think it's cooler than if you paid some guy five grand to make you some video that doesn't know you. Yeah. Especially with your fans.
Starting point is 00:15:30 Yeah. You know what I mean? It's a heartfelt thing. Guys, if you want me to make you a music video or any type of video, fuck it. Might as well put another thing on my plate. Let's do it. Fuck it. You ain't got no kids.
Starting point is 00:15:43 I ain't got no kids. You ain't got no wife. You ain't got no kids. Buddy, it's't gonna wife you ain't gonna get no kids buddy it's leg two is over hell i know dude this leg think about new orleans yeah god damn that feels like three months ago which i've not been a complaining little bitch but it just does i think the pandemic do you think the other tour was quicker i'm gonna shut this door shut the door while they're jamming. Do you think this other tour felt longer? Like the first leg felt longer than this leg?
Starting point is 00:16:13 What do you think? I think we're comfortable now. I was thinking about this today in the van because the last leg was shorter than this leg by like a week, right? I think it's the same. I think it's a little shorter yeah and i feel like it felt longer because i hadn't toured in three like two years yeah same here and it was all new and i hadn't really toured out west that much and
Starting point is 00:16:34 that is brutal out there dude yeah dude it's so hard eight hours and the fan and it was 95 degrees yeah i don't mind the cold doesn't bother me as much. No, I like the cold. Because you can always put more shit on. Yeah. You can't just get naked. But you haven't... I know, especially with like seven dudes. You can't just dick out. Oh, gotta get my dick out. It's fucking 95 in Phoenix and the
Starting point is 00:16:58 van's only going 40 miles an hour uphill. That was the most brutal. That was the hardest. Low-key, like, fuck Beats for not being on that drive and I know in that day, I got to start doing that. These guys are like, I don't do it.
Starting point is 00:17:12 What? Just go home for the three days off. Not into it. It just seems like a lot of too expensive. Here's why I don't do it. Number one,
Starting point is 00:17:20 I'm giving my girlfriend a little three week break for me too. Okay. Okay. People always like must be nice to have a break from home. You know what?
Starting point is 00:17:25 It's probably nice to be home alone without your annoying ass podcast boyfriend. Okay. You know, two, it costs money. Yeah. I'm out here to get as much money as I can and then take it home.
Starting point is 00:17:38 And then I have money for my home and I can work on my little fucking projects and my little thing. That's how I feel too. And, uh, that's, that's it. I think that's enough. It's not, you're only home and my little things. That's how I feel too. And that's it. I think that's enough. You're only home for like a day.
Starting point is 00:17:48 I love that first day when you get back from tour and there's like 25 packages that you forgot you sent to yourself. It's all Laker gear. Oh, I'm going to fuck it up. And my favorite thing about going home is this. It's like I have this issue with like I'm not you. I mean, you were way worse about this than me. I'm not a great like relaxer do nothing guy.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Yeah. I need like it. But when I get on tour, it's like I've given myself the permission to just like take a fucking day. You know what I mean? But I'm not so great at that. Like I'm like, I could be mixing. You know, I end up working on music for six hours.
Starting point is 00:18:19 That's I guess isn't work, you know, but it is actually like I have this. If you don't think it is, you can fuck off. Yeah. I have this five day off and you know, Mike, I was thinking like, oh yeah, I'm isn't work, you know, but it is actually. If you don't think it is, you can fuck off. Yeah. I have this five day off and, you know, I'm like, I was thinking like, oh yeah, I can't wait for these days off. And then I realized, oh shit, I just booked another eight interviews. Yeah. But those are easy.
Starting point is 00:18:36 That's so much easier than this. This is a hard, yeah. This is a million times harder than that. That's like, you know. It's the 8 a.m. We're going to be hanging out with Todd Glass. Yeah, Todd Glass is in town. We're going to go hang out with him. We're going to do mushrooms with him. I'm excited to meet him. That's like, you know, it's 8 a.m. We're going to hang out with Todd Glass. Todd Glass is in town. We're going to go hang out with him. We're going to do mushrooms with him.
Starting point is 00:18:47 I'm excited to meet him. He's great. He's neurotic as fuck. Oh, perfect. We're going to do mushrooms. I think neurotic people love me because I'm like the opposite of that. Yeah. And I love neurotic people because they're like. So do you want to go out after? Do you want to do the podcast and just like hang at the house? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:03 I wonder what Todd wants to do because like every time we do this we we always ate like an eighth of mushrooms and then we just stayed at his house and we stay there for like 24 hours and we're just high and we're eating pizza and candy or like children we just like that's a lot of mushroom i haven't eaten mushrooms a long time i probably won't eat as much as you maybe i'll eat some goo yeah let's do some we should show them the best i want to do mushrooms i know how to colorado like the goo is good the pure concentrate psilocybin we'll do that and it's like i know how to i know what it how it works but i do want to show him around and i don't want it because he's on tour with jim gaffigan he's but he's going to be a plane
Starting point is 00:19:37 all weekend too right he's got four days off and then he plays at the comedy denver comedy underground oh denver call me underground, so if you're in Denver area this weekend, go see Todd Class. The thing about him is he's like a dope comedian. He's amazing. One of the best.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Yeah, he's like an actual pro. You know who else I missed? Gary Goldman was in fucking Denver. That's your homie, right? Yesterday,
Starting point is 00:19:57 yeah. Didn't you do something with him? Yeah, I scored his movie with Judd Apatow. Did you open for him one time?
Starting point is 00:20:05 We opened. Me, I opened three nights when he did his comedy tour for The Great Depression. Then we did The Largo with Judd Apatow. What did you do? I sang and did two-minute stand-up. I bombed. Yeah, you're not a stand-up. That's not your thing.
Starting point is 00:20:21 You are, though, kind of. I was thinking about it last night. I could do a couple jobs. You're more of like a speaker. You're not like... I don't know. Maybe you're not a big enough sociopath to be a stand-up. I don't know. No, that's hard, dude. It's the hardest thing in the world.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Oh, my God. I look at Kyle Ayers and how it just torments him. It's hard work, man. Dude. So much pressure. Because he was telling me, he's like, that thing he did where he just handed the mic to the crowd and they were telling their jokes and it's like he's like yeah now like hand them your saxophone they can't even make a sound but everyone thinks they can tell a goddamn joke you know what i mean yeah that's what sucks about that it's kind of like singing is a little bit like that everyone has a goddamn opinion on everybody singing because everybody can like sing
Starting point is 00:20:59 in the car yeah but no one has a saxophone they can just like jam out on and be like because like my friend uh neil from dope pot he's like jam out on and be like, look, like my friend Neil from Dope Hotty is like, I can't really tell like a great sax player from like a good sax player. And he's a goddamn working drummer. Yeah. You know, he can tell a bad one from a good one, but he can't really tell a good one from a great one.
Starting point is 00:21:16 I was like, damn. Yeah. I mean, I could tell. You can tell, but you're around sax players. I love sax.
Starting point is 00:21:22 So this tour was good, right, buddy? I'm having a great time. You know what else is good? Is when your agent gets help with another booking agency called Repsy. A little commercial for you guys. Yo, guys, Repsy.com.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Been with us all year. They're just hot guys, hot girls. I saw some pictures of them on Instagram. I saw pictures of their press shoot. They're all hot. They're good looking dudes. Girls are hot. The guys are hot. It's just a hot company. I saw some pictures of them on Instagram. I saw pictures of their press shoot. They're all hot. They're good looking dudes. Girls are hot. The guys are hot.
Starting point is 00:21:48 It's just a hot company. It's four people. I didn't know it was four people. It's four people. But it was awesome. Repsy.com. If you're in a band, if you're a comedian, if you're a DJ, go sign up for Repsy.com. If you have an agent, still go sign up with Repsy.com.
Starting point is 00:22:02 If you don't have an agent, what the fuck are you waiting for? Sign up for Repsy.com. Oh, yeah. So they agent, what the fuck are you waiting for? Sign up for reps. Yeah. So they could help you get out there. Um, there's a lot of shows. I mean like tonight, I mean,
Starting point is 00:22:10 and tomorrow, you know, it's like we're competing with Spafford, William, William strings. I love making people have their long name. Yeah. William,
Starting point is 00:22:21 Andrew Frasco, Andrew Frasco. Um, there's a Spafford. I feel like he's around in the mix. A homie got COVID. Big Red. Rest up, Big Red.
Starting point is 00:22:29 He'll be all right. You know who else got COVID? Aqueous. I know. Oh, fucked up. That sucks. Dropping like flies. I really do think.
Starting point is 00:22:39 How are we dodging it so hard? I think our body. Beat's got it. Well, we've been out in the world. Maybe that's why. I honestly think mushrooms, cigarettes and anxiety.
Starting point is 00:22:49 Anxiety just pushes that. Nothing's better for your immune system than being super anxious all the time. Your body loves that shit. That's what doctors always say. They say, hey man, if you want to have a good life and live as long as possible, be stressed the fuck out all day.
Starting point is 00:23:08 So sign up for Repsy.com so you don't have to be as stressed out. Oh, yeah, baby. And then Turquoise broke up. I know. You know, that sucks. What the fuck is happening this week? Everybody's a lot of people have been like texting me, asking me what happened. It's like I'm not in that fucking band.
Starting point is 00:23:24 And if I did know by some chance what happened, I'm not going to fucking tell you because I'm not a big gossip. Yeah. So go ahead and text Andy Frasco, the king of gossip. I'm just kidding. People were blowing me up. I kept their space.
Starting point is 00:23:37 I didn't, we didn't, I just, I just was joking about how your gossip though, but you're not really, it's just kind of people like you and think, you know, everything.
Starting point is 00:23:44 Yeah, they do think I know what they What they don't know is I know and knows everything. That's Sidemen. Assistant coach. Little birdies get in our ear because they know they're never going to see us again.
Starting point is 00:23:50 They're like, don't tell Frasco. This guy's a fucking yenta. Don't tell Frasco. No, because I'm on both sides. I know everyone in that band from... It sucks. They're a great band. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Fucking amazing show. Yeah. God, I remember they let us go on tour with them and it was so fun. God, that was such a bitch of a load in and load out. Dude, 25 people.
Starting point is 00:24:12 It just felt like we were a fucking herd. It felt like the fucking... Because we have eight, they had 20 fucking people. It feels like the venue's half sold out already. Go out in the crowd
Starting point is 00:24:22 during our set so it feels like there's people here. I remember we played in Michigan, and there wasn't a lot of people at the Grand Rapids venue. We played at, like always, we never have a lot of people at Grand Rapids. It's a weird market.
Starting point is 00:24:34 It was literally half full, and then once they all came back from dinner and watched the show, it was like packed. It was awesome. Find a way. They're like, I fucking love it. Actually, this Grand Rapids show was a pretty good turnout. It was. This one, actually, I fucking love it. Actually, this Green Rapids show was a pretty good turnout.
Starting point is 00:24:46 It was. This one, actually, I was very surprised. Because you got to consider the fact that it was a Tuesday. Yeah. You know,
Starting point is 00:24:51 these shows last week were kind of, a couple of them were a little slower. We played in Madison. And Raleigh and all that shit. Raleigh was pretty big. Raleigh was over a thousand people.
Starting point is 00:25:03 No, that was Wilmington. I'm sorry, Wilmington. Raleigh was great for like a Wednesday people. No, Raleigh. That was Wilmington. I'm sorry. Wilmington. Raleigh was great for like a Wednesday, you know. And then where we go after Wilmington. Richmond was fucking awesome. Richmond was a blast.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Charlottesville was fun. Did we not do a... We did the pot on... Fucking 25 people wear afros, which was fucking awesome. A lot of people were you for Halloween. What an honor. People have done that to me back in the day-day when I was... Yeah, what did they do? How did they dress up as you? A beard and a flannel? Mostly girls were me, actually. Oh an honor. People have done that to me back in the day day when I was. Yeah, what did they do? How did
Starting point is 00:25:25 they dress up as you? A beard and a flannel? Mostly girls were me actually. Oh God. I was like, okay. That is creepy as fuck. Just a girl with a big old red beard and a flannel. I immediately ask her out. I've never noticed your eyes before,
Starting point is 00:25:41 but now that you're dressed exactly like me with my facial hair, something's turning me on about you. Does that come off a little narcissistic? Oh man, I'm going to bend this weekend. Bend. I like bend.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Never bend. Stupid. Damn. I just thought of that. That's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to bed.
Starting point is 00:26:00 My Venmo is at Nicholas Gerlach. If you like that joke. Um, yeah, let's see if, um, by Eugene, right? It's up in that. Yeah. Yeah. It's cool. If you like that joke. Yeah. Let's see if by Eugene, right? It's up in that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:07 Yeah. It's cool. And then we'll help. Then we're doing a four leg run, right? Four night break. Four night leg. And then we have a little two weeker and then we're done.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Then you're going to see me again, dude. Unless we get picked up. We're going to get picked up the shit show. Yeah. Because we're just so funny and people love us. We're so engaging. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:24 We'll see. We'll find out here soon. I keep asking. They keep talking to us. They're not saying us. We're so engaging. All right, we'll see. We'll find out here soon. I keep asking. They keep talking to us. They're not saying no. They're definitely, they're definitely being shy. Ooh, shy guys. They are. They don't. They're like, or we're just the side chick. I'm pretty sure with the side chick. They're dealing with their girlfriends have millions of dollars. Yeah. They're like, how much? Oh my God. I don't even know if we can even approve something that low. Let me see if I have it in my drawer here.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Yeah. It might be in petty cash. Sure. Go make your little show. Yeah, your little cute show. Oh, that's adorable. How old are you? I mean, you'd feel like they'd give you the okay for this,
Starting point is 00:27:02 the baby shows before the big shows. Dude, I've done all kinds of shit with TV stuff. It takes for fucking ever. I used to work for ESPN sometimes. Really? It just takes months. What'd you do there? I played in the house band on Sports Nation.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Did you meet Stephen A? I didn't meet, he was not there. It was when Colin Cowherd and Michelle Beadle were the hosts. Was that in Connecticut? I went to Connecticut
Starting point is 00:27:19 and we did it in Indianapolis too. Why in Indianapolis? During the Super Bowl. Oh, that's cool. The whole Super Bowl week they were in town doing it live. Was it fun? Fun as shit. Or was it very Indianapolis too. Why in Indianapolis? Super Bowl. Oh, that's cool. The whole Super Bowl week they were in town doing it live. Was it fun? Fun as shit.
Starting point is 00:27:26 Or was it very corporate? Both. Yeah. Well, the Super Bowl week one was way less corporate, obviously, because we're like out in public. And it's your hometown. There's a crowd
Starting point is 00:27:34 and it's like vibey. And like Herm Edwards loved us and he would like come over and dance with us. That's sick. It was cool. And then we went to the actual studios and did it for a week
Starting point is 00:27:42 and that was like, you know, still pretty, it was pretty corporate, but it was fun. It was a cool thing to say you did. I shot Beatles and shit. Were you on television? Yeah, it's on TV. Were you just staring?
Starting point is 00:27:53 They like cut away like a house band. Did they have that Gerlach stare where you're just like fucking faceless, emotionless? Hey. I love playing the saxophone. I know more about sports than that guy that's on the show. I like what you've been saying at the show. He's like, give it up if your man ain't shit. And everyone's like, everyone starts clapping. I've been really trying to appeal to women the last two weeks.
Starting point is 00:28:15 It's been working. Someone said last night. What'd they say last night to you? I don't know, but he said I got all the ladies dancing. I was like, that's the goal. No, he's like, wow, you're the luber. Oh, yeah, that's weird. I didn't want to say that.
Starting point is 00:28:28 I'm like, that's kind of gross it's kind of i know what he means it's like bro these are human beings you're talking about you know what i mean they're you're like lubing them up man yes i make music a little bit geared towards i didn't think about that yeah that is kind of rude it's a luber but you know they also walk into our hotel room without asking us oh those dudes like try to get in and say you guys want to do some coke i'm like no we're going to bed it's one three in the morning and i have to go to goddamn minneapolis tomorrow i can't find the fucking hard drive todd yeah we were all mad because the hard drive and i were i was like you saw me i was like a deer in headlights like because i knew they wanted to party and i can't really say no to party i was i was literally pushing my finger down towards my phone to hit hit a text to the text group that
Starting point is 00:29:11 said whoever it was to you know whoever come get these fucking guys out of our room right now and just as i did that you're like no i'm not trying to do drugs what they think i'm just just doing coke and he does not do cocaine people i know what the fuck is does even seem like he does cocaine there's nothing cocaine about you i'm just i'm just anxious hey just like that we did get fucking hammered during the show of madison that was fun though they were throwing broccoli at us and what was that all about these uh people at floyd fest that was like a thing instead of like throwing like the fish do the fucking that fucking neon like they throw up all these like fucking plastic colors yeah yeah all the big climate change people
Starting point is 00:29:56 tossing around plastic at the show with like fucking primordial ooze inside of it yeah good job fish fans wow save the save the environment. Plastic fucking. I'm actually ever think about that. I'm proud of my fans. Thank you for bringing celery or whatever broccoli. Here's a nutritious snack motherfucker. Why don't you eat a goddamn vitamin?
Starting point is 00:30:17 Fish fans are like here. This is poison and plastic. Who knows what's inside of those? I wonder if what's the fish dude's name? Oh, Trey Anastasio. I wonder if someone threw one at him and it fucking hit his face. He's fucking angry. I'm sure he's been hit with thousands
Starting point is 00:30:34 of glow sticks in his life. I'm sure that Bayless fucking hates glow sticks. Oh, I can't wait to see Bay Bay. When are you going to see him? I want to see him. You were texting him last night. I was texting, like, giggling like a school child. I was like, what'd you was like what'd you say like nothing because i thought you were talking to me i was like damn i guess i'm not part of the cool club i love when bayless texts me because um it means he's drunk he's a little buzzed he wants to have his he wants to hide out
Starting point is 00:30:58 yeah he's like what are you doing what are you up to i'm like well i'm with nick sleeping you're probably partying more than I am tonight. He's probably... But holidays. I get to be with him at holidays. Oh, yeah. For four days. I'm going to... And you only have to play one gig, right? One gig. And I have to throw a pool party. Okay. Well, I think you could...
Starting point is 00:31:17 I think you could do that in your sleep. How much shine do I need to prepare? Five minutes? I'm Andy Frasco. I'm a human pool party it says pool party we're leaving our van at bayless's house for a week he oh shout out to bayless for letting us do that oh in chicago yeah so we don't have to drive to denver hell yeah i text him like hey can we just keep leaving the keys you can look for the hard drive in there oh yeah you're not gonna touch that fucking thing it's so dirty in there i like
Starting point is 00:31:42 bayless i love bayless we get along pretty good. He doesn't text me. Oh, Mary Welsh's 40th birthday too. I called Mary Welsh hot in that video. I keep thinking about that. Do you think... Do you think you're the first guy to call her hot? I know, but like, you know, Stacey's my dog. But he's got to know he's got a hot wife.
Starting point is 00:31:56 I think Stacey's familiar with the attractiveness of the mother of his children. I mean, Stacey is fucking hot, dude. Yeah. Hot people like to have sex with each other. That's true. Not in my relationship. It's only one hot person,
Starting point is 00:32:09 but you know, whatever. We got, let's promote those shows. We got, where are we playing? Birmingham. Birmingham. And then we're going over to... Asheville. Nope, Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Oh, Atlanta. That'd be fun. Terminal West. I fucking love Atlanta. I do too. It's a great city. Underrated big city. I'd buy a house there. Yeah. One, Atlanta. That'd be fun. Terminal West. I fucking love Atlanta. I do too. It's a great city. Underrated big city. I'd buy a house there.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Yeah. One of my good friends works there for the Hawks. I think I might do that. I think that's my next Airbnb. I'm going to buy a house in Atlanta. Ooh, making moves. That's your hobby is Airbnb. And then we go to beautiful Asheville in North Carolina.
Starting point is 00:32:41 Oh yeah. I love Asheville. Salvage Station. I never played there. All our friends bands play there. I've played like every other place. Salvage Station. I never played there. All our friends' bands play there. I've played like every other place
Starting point is 00:32:46 but that one. I heard it's popping. And then we end the four-day run in the city of Nashville, Tennessee. Let's go. I'm fucking stoked.
Starting point is 00:32:52 And I'm going to the Titans game. Fucking Derrick Henry's fucking broke. Oh, you're going to that game? Who are they playing? They are playing...
Starting point is 00:32:59 Who are you going with? The Fanatics guys. Oh yeah. They're putting me on a frasco. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Goes to all the sporting events events give me some tickets to some shit bro he's taking me to monday night football next week uh san francisco here's the part where i ask andy for tickets to shit uh just kidding i'm bummed out because um i had to cancel our um i was gonna fly to la to go
Starting point is 00:33:20 see the bulls and lakers but i when do you ever get to meet the fucking team? So I'm flying to San Francisco. No, we're going to that. We're still doing that. I'm in for that, right? January, you're in. January 16th. January 16th. We'll be in Chicago.
Starting point is 00:33:31 I'll be there for three days, guys. What else are you going to be doing? Nothing. I'm basically going there, and then Ari Fink is turning 40. That's in December, I thought. Oh. What am I doing?
Starting point is 00:33:43 Why do I know Ari Fink's birthday? No, no, no. That's in January. Okay. No, that's in December. What am I doing why do i know ari fink's birthday no no that's in january no that's in december what am i doing before that you're going to new york for some i'm going to new york for christmas so right before that it no the no the bulls game is december big daddy december what 16th oh i thought you said it was january 16th this whole time no i do think hold on well well it doesn't matter. I'm just like... We can figure this out now on the podcast.
Starting point is 00:34:07 You know what I mean? And then... So Chicago, I'll be around for the Bulls-Lakers game if you need a horn player that night or the night before or the night after. Yeah, there's got to be someone playing. We're playing there on the weekend and the game's on...
Starting point is 00:34:18 It's a three o'clock game on Sunday. So we get in Saturday. Oh, it's a Sunday game. Yeah, it'll be fun. Fucking love that for me. Yeah. We'll hang out with the owners of the Bulls and stuff.
Starting point is 00:34:26 I fucking love Chicago. Yeah, they took care of me last time. Just great city. I love Caruso and Lonzo. It's going to be fun. Yeah. Okay. So the tour dates are there.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Tour dates are there. And by the way, I just want to let you know, I don't want to boast your ego or anything, but we've had the biggest numbers we've ever had just in the last couple weeks, three or four weeks. Hell yeah. And just anything, but we've had the biggest numbers we've ever had just in the last couple weeks, three or four weeks.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Hell yeah. And just constant, like not even promoting the guest. Right away, straight download. So thank you to all the new fans out there. Hell yeah. Get us in the, get us, I don't want to. You mean you don't want to boost your own ego? I mean, you're part of this thing now too. I think I'm part of it now.
Starting point is 00:34:59 I don't want to tell you that it's because of you, Nick. It's definitely not because of me. You're definitely helping. Well, I do have a weird little cult, little following. You do? Yeah, it's because of you, Nick. It's definitely not because of me. You're definitely helping. Well, I do have a weird little following. You do? Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, people recognize you at the shows. Hey, guys, if you want me to tell a story about it in the podcast,
Starting point is 00:35:12 don't tell me to tell it in the podcast. What happened? Rich Richmond is probably listening right now like, fuck. She's like, tell me some story. She's like, tell that in the podcast. Listen, if you've ever met me, my first instinct when you say that is to not do what you asked me to do. But it's been great to see all the podcast fans at the shows.
Starting point is 00:35:30 I think we should do a podcast tour, mini tour someday. Let's do it. I definitely know we'll do it in Chicago. Definitely know we should do it in Portland. What other fans? Think about the low overhead this takes. There's no... I know, but building a show that's fun, that takes the time.
Starting point is 00:35:45 It takes time. You can't just talk. We've done it before. You can't just charge people to talk. I think I can just talk, but no, maybe not you. What if we bring Eccles? We'll bring Eccles.
Starting point is 00:35:55 Maybe we'll get a guest every night, like a local guest. That's what I'm thinking. Just a guitar, Eccles. Boom, hour. We're out of here. Boom.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Goodbye. All right. Hell yeah. We're going to have a great day. I feel better, right? Just talking to yeah. We're going to have a great day. I feel better, right? Just talking to you. I'm a good talk to telling you.
Starting point is 00:36:11 I'm very misunderstood, man. Are you going to miss me on these four days off? Oh yeah. But I think we're hanging out with Todd glass on Wednesday. Yeah. That's tomorrow. It's so funny. Oh, we're the weekend though. Are we best?
Starting point is 00:36:23 You're on the best frontier now. Okay. I'll say. Okay. You made me too much money to not be up there. What about a man? You know, what about results and results kits? What about other people? If you like lost their life's work in a
Starting point is 00:36:37 podcast and a hard drive, other friends would be so depressed. Me four hours of cum jokes, guys. It's not your lights work with your albums. All right. Let's go listen to Dave. Oh my God, I'm the worst.
Starting point is 00:36:52 All right. You want to close this out with me? I still think we're going to find it. Yeah, let's close it out. All right. Enjoy Dave and have a great fucking day. Don't let little things
Starting point is 00:37:00 like losing your life's work from a hard drive get you down because you know what? You could just buy a a hard drive gets you down because you know what you could just buy a new hard drive and you could just talk to your friends again talk to your friends again fuck you nick i'm not even making fun of you you can't like you know it is halftime at the endy fresco interview hour and now one minute interviews with nick gerlach featuring our bass player and editor
Starting point is 00:37:29 of the podcast chris lorenz you're on the clock hi chris how you doing today hey nick not doing so good why is that i uh smoked a whole pack of cigarettes last night nick i thought you said you don't smoke only on tour with with Andy Frasco. Baby! Here's another question. Yeah. Where do you go at night after the gig? I got snatched last night. Snatched? Yeah, I got snatched. It's this mustache. It's irresistible to women and their woke boyfriends.
Starting point is 00:37:56 I feel like every time we do loadout, he helps us loadout, and then he disappears, and then we see him the next morning, and then I don't know. It's like you go to another dimension for eight hours. Yeah, it might be the mushrooms. I think you might be actually go to another dimension for eight hours. Yeah, it might be the mushrooms. I think you might be actually going to another dimension for eight hours, though, is what I'm getting at. Yeah, it's possible. What did you do last night, Chris?
Starting point is 00:38:12 Has it been a minute? No, no, keep going. Man, I went out to a couple different bars, met up with some people that I'd never met before, probably won't ever see again. Hell yeah. And went to their house and listened to music. That was it. That seems pretty harmless. You're fucking lying, FYI. I'm not, and listened to music. That was it. That seems pretty harmless. You're fucking lying.
Starting point is 00:38:25 I'm not, I swear to God. You don't just listen to music at some dude's house at 4 a.m. I got pictures and audio proof. Well, you better fucking text them to me right now, buddy. I'm hitting play on that shit. Okay. After this song. After this tune.
Starting point is 00:38:38 After this tune. Yeah. Can I? I think it is strange. The only thing that stays the same is all my rambling ways. All tomorrow will bring is change. What is this? I'll play bass with you man I'll do it
Starting point is 00:39:07 I'll learn those tunes we have actually someone she's actually started the fro ambassador community Mickey Lahr it's Lair how long have we been friends and you don't even know how to pronounce my name I gave you I was trying to give you a dope intro
Starting point is 00:39:33 and I fucked it up but yeah you built a frasco community on Facebook it's pretty amazing my mom watches it and she's so proud that all these people like the band and stuff. Dude, you're going to get me to cry. Hi mama Frasco. Nikki says hi mom. You know what? You build that community. Those people, they build connections. I love when
Starting point is 00:40:00 seeing people have connections with one another and watching it grow. So it's been, it feels like you guys are like a family. You guys all like go out to shows together and like you guys are talking like y'all like meet up at the shows and stuff. And we are there to support each other when people are going through some shit. Really? And we're all going through some shit.
Starting point is 00:40:18 Right. Yeah. So it's kind of nice. And amazing how like, you don't want me to call it a fan page, but like uh just bringing fans together in one community and y'all like are you like me it's really it's really cool and uh for that you know just connecting and and once you get to see these person people in person
Starting point is 00:40:39 it's probably pretty heart warming oh yeah i mean I had lots of visitors last night in Chicago working the merch table. Really? Yeah. I love it. It was, it was wonderful. It's kind of nice to like see people in real life and have that connection with them. So it's been an honor. Well, thank you, Mickey. You're the best for even thinking I should have a fan page. You know what? You, I love you boys. You know that. Yeah, you've been with us for a while now. And here we are at the birthplace
Starting point is 00:41:07 where I asked you, hey, do you mind if I start this fan page on Facebook? Hold on. This is it? This is it. It was at the Canopy Club.
Starting point is 00:41:15 No shit. Yeah. The Canopy Club. I brought my mom to that show. Did she have fun? Oh, she had a hell of a time. I always worry about mothers coming to the show because, you know, my mom likes that raunchy shit though. Yeah, she does? Oh, she had a hell of a time. I always worry about mothers coming to the show because, you know, I'm not.
Starting point is 00:41:27 My mom likes that raunchy shit, though. Yeah, she does. Oh, yeah. She's like, that boy talked about his penis again. No, she kept asking you guys to come because she's a snowbird. She wants you to go to Florida. So I said you guys are doing New Year's this year down there. All right, cool.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Well, Mickey, thanks for just building a little, just, uh, building a little community for people who like what we're doing. And, uh, if you're on Facebook still, uh, yeah, it's Andy Frasco's fro ambassadors. Let's do it. All right, cool. I like walk. I go in there every now and then check out what's going on. See if anyone's talking shit, you know? Uh, you know, I won't let people talk too much shit about you. Enough shit is good, though. A little is healthy. Yeah, but we don't need no haters. Thank you, Mickey.
Starting point is 00:42:11 I love you. And also, Need Shelter? Oh, yes. Something near and dear to my heart. Tell them quickly about Need Shelter. It is a nonprofit that I came up with the idea after the passing of my friend, Neil Casale. And it's named in honor of one of his songs need shelter.
Starting point is 00:42:29 So please give it a listen. And we are providing mental health services as well as pampering services to touring musicians at music festivals. So I have five ladies on board. One of them is Ernie Chang's fiance. Let's go, Amy. Hell yeah, Amy.
Starting point is 00:42:43 I have Lily Anderson, who is my clinical coordinator. She's great. Teresa Hinke, who's my financial person. And Sarah Curtis, who's a fellow musician and was a dear friend to Neil's as well. So we're out there trying to make things better. And I brought my daughter on board. She's a licensed cosmetologist to provide pampering services.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Hell yeah. I think somebody maybe near and dear to me got a haircut. There she is. And look at that. She's calling us right now. Well, go say hi to your daughter and then I will. Okay. So go sign up.
Starting point is 00:43:16 And if you need information, go to need shelter. Where can you find the website? Need shelter.org. We're also on Facebook. So I think it's just amazing that fans are. Hang on, Izzy. Hold on, Izzy.
Starting point is 00:43:30 Sorry, we're doing a little podcast. I think that it's amazing that fans are really taking care of their favorite musicians. We're all in this together, right? Yeah. We really are. And it's hard out there. And music has saved me and so many others. And we appreciate what you guys do and know that life is hard out there on the road.
Starting point is 00:43:49 So, you know, I'll do what I can to help you out. Well, I love you. Love you too, man. Need shelter from ambassadors. If you're a musician or crew guy or manager and you have a little mental health dilemma you're going on right now, find these places, neat shelter, back line. All these guys are here to take care of the music industry because we've taken care of them as well. Right?
Starting point is 00:44:16 Yep. I love you, Mickey. Love you too. All right. Back to the show. Good afternoon and welcome to Sliding Into Andy's DMs. I'm your host, Ari Finlan. So what happened was Andy fell asleep at my apartment and left his phone unlocked. So I'm going to go into his Instagram account and read some DMs.
Starting point is 00:44:43 Looks like the first one here, he asked a local art school if they wanted to sketch the band Nude. Pretty weird. He sent a message to ISIS. Didn't even know you could do that, but that seems aggressive. He DMed Mark Cuban saying he had a great idea for a copper frying pan. I think that's already an idea. I have have two of them he messaged every player on the lakers including nick van exel who has not played in 15 years and asked if they want to come over and teach him to not shoot like a six-year-old girl that's pretty embarrassing there's about 30 messages from women asking for pictures of his dong which which I have to say, looking at the picture is bigger than I thought and a very unusual color, I might add. I'm just going to say you should see a doctor.
Starting point is 00:45:32 I don't know where you are right now, Andy, but go to the ER. Your penis is dying. It looks like he sent LeBron a bunch of messages, none of which are frankly appropriate for me to read out loud, but they are very sexual in nature. And lastly, it looks like Andy messaged the producers of Masked Singer and asked to perform, and they responded, please abide by the stipulations of your restraining order. Okay, that's it. This has been Sliding Into Andy's DMs with Ari Finling. Be aware, if you send him a message,, that's it. This has been Sliding Into Andy's DMs with Ari Finling. Be aware, if you send him a message, I will read it.
Starting point is 00:46:12 Alright, guys. Have a great week. Yeah. Come on. Give... Because you fucked this up for me. I didn't fuck this up for you. We fucked this up together, bro. You're right. You're right. You gotta take the L, too. I'm taking an L. Okay. I'm taking an L. I'm not saying I'm not at least in there, but, you know, I didn't even know it was on the hard drive. For all I know, it could have been a bunch of porn.
Starting point is 00:46:28 You're right. There probably is some porn on there. Anyway. So I need you to motivate them. Hell yeah, motherfuckers. Let's go. Yeah. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Thanksgiving's coming up. It's turkey time, bitches. You don't have to go see your family if you don't want to. Do what you want. Make this holiday about what you want to feel better. You got four days off use them for yourself if your family bothers you and you don't want to be around them on thanksgiving they're talking about dumb shit and making stupid jokes from 30 years ago don't
Starting point is 00:46:54 fucking go man stay home make a turkey by yourself watch some football hbo max baby wow god that inspired me do what you gotta do for you yeah we always think about everyone else you don't owe anyone shit it doesn't matter what they've done for you in the past i fucking agree with you this time yeah we don't owe anyone shit god fuck everybody fuck no i don't like no not fuck everybody but i don't owe you anything i don't owe you anything i owe you like six bucks i think for coffee this morning you know what you do owe me you do owe me six bucks yours are expensive. Why do you drink fucking expensive?
Starting point is 00:47:27 No, I just got a latte, a normal latte. Oh. Yeah. I got the smallest one, actually. You know what you do owe me, though? I'm not saying it. It's a little kiss on your mouth. A little kiss.
Starting point is 00:47:38 Well, you're not technically my boss, so I don't have to kiss you. Just one kiss. Just one little kiss. Before we leave this tour, just one. What if we kiss on the very last note of my last set on the opening set
Starting point is 00:47:48 on Rochester? Did it. Bum, bum, bum, bum, ba-dum. Oh my gosh. That would be so awesome. Like two French best friends that are women.
Starting point is 00:48:05 Goodbye. See you tomorrow. Have a good New Year. Are you going on a vacation? Are you going to bring Julie anywhere after this? I'm thinking about it. I got to figure out where. You got to.
Starting point is 00:48:16 I'm going to, but I just haven't figured out where. And I got to figure out about that Lakers game. We should bring Julie too. Can you get her a ticket? I mean, if we start bringing more people we can't get courtside what do you want you want courtside you want to have a hang that's up to you um i don't know if she'd want to go her she might want to go to chicago but not during the winter maybe it's fun dude we'll do this and then we'll the guy who who takes care of us there's the shit
Starting point is 00:48:39 i'm sure and it's always a party you're good at having cool friends. Are you calling me your friend? Well, am I cool? I don't know. I just told you you're on the best friend tier. This is really exciting. I'm glad you're being honest with this because... I didn't say you weren't my good friend. I'm just saying you're not my top number one Kitsilovsky level best friend.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Well, you're not Doloff Cohen yet. Exactly. And I have no desire to be Doloff Cohen. Why? Because I've seen what it takes, man. And I don't have that in me. I love you, Doloff. Shout out to Doloff, dude.
Starting point is 00:49:13 The best guy on the planet. He's the best. I could never... If there was a job application for best friend, I mean, he'd be president, right? That's his job. He's the most supportive human being I've ever met in my life. And I'm not even exaggerating.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Oh, my God. Very... I fucking love him. Oh, my God. He's the best. Dude, he cheers during like... He'll like come to my sets and cheer his ass off when I'm opening it. He's sweating.
Starting point is 00:49:38 He knows everything. He knows what makes me happy. Yeah. He always brings people around that are cool. He always brings me like... Every time I come over... Every time I come. Every time I come, he gives me... Every time I cool. He always brings me like every time I come over. Every time I come. Every time I come, he gives me his Laker towel.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Oh my God. He's a jazz fan. I know. No, but every time he comes like he flies in or comes to a show, he's always giving me some like fucking cute ass little Laker trash can or Laker. He's such a grandma. He's like your aunt or something. I love Dolo.
Starting point is 00:50:06 She's like an aunt mixed with a guy. I do have great friends. And I was right about, I wasn't right. You were right. I'm going to give Sean a raise. You're right. I should give a raise.
Starting point is 00:50:21 He deserves it. Okay. I'll keep that. No, one time, 30 $30 payment of $30 for Sean Eccles. He has been fucking he murdered. Yeah. Shout out to Sean. He murdered it. Sean is a rock and roll God. He's a dying breed. I'm
Starting point is 00:50:36 so stoked to this fucking like Zeppelin gig with him. Oh yeah. You guys are doing that Zeppelin thing. It's announced whatever it doesn't matter. Every fucking Superband thing. It's going to be sick as fuck when is it in february sick when my birthday it's like the weekend before it's like fifth of february oh perfect i think it's scott's morals birthday party kind of oh is that the uh every year we do it yeah who's dave watts dave watts and him he's the drummer on it yeah so every year we do that and i think it's a little later
Starting point is 00:51:02 because like maybe their birthday is like on a wednesday so it's kind of the weekend before your birthday denver's out there to steal my guy me and gabe every year killing horn sections zeppelin has horns no we gotta like funkify it up and like redo it but then some of the stuff will be like sean just right or just raging it you know it's like you know how he does it so go watch that denver and I get we get to be home for three months home home three months oh my god three months you're gonna be gone
Starting point is 00:51:29 for like six weeks of that at least no I'm trying I'm I really the tax man fucked me and I really don't have money to go fucking fly around
Starting point is 00:51:36 I do what about Airbnb though I saved enough I made enough money on these yeah yeah because you're not paying rent right now
Starting point is 00:51:43 yeah so I could I could pay I could live there rent free now. Yeah. So I could pay. I could live there rent free for three months. Sick. So I got my whole. I set myself up. Prepaid rent. Give yourself some credit.
Starting point is 00:51:51 Yeah. I worked hard. You're paying the shit. Shout out to me. I work hard. It's not like Joe Biden cut you a check for it or anything. You know what I mean? No, but I did.
Starting point is 00:51:58 With those gas prices. I did. Shout out to Airbnb and shout out to Denver for being a cool spa where people want to rent. Yeah, it's true. My house. Yeah. You wouldn't shout out to Denver for being a cool spa where people want to rent. Yeah, that's true. My house. Yeah. You wouldn't be able to do that in Tulsa.
Starting point is 00:52:09 I used to do it in Kansas City, but I only used to get it on the weekends. Denver, I could get it every day. Yeah. Open it up. Frasco House is open. Plus your location is prime. And if you want his address, people at Nicholas Gerlach on Venmo. Shut the fuck up.
Starting point is 00:52:22 On Venmo at Nicholas Gerlach. It's a picture of a gray cat. You would really sell me out for $10? No. Well, no. I didn't say $10. How much would it take to sell out my address? I feel like if the number's high enough, you'd be like, okay, I get it.
Starting point is 00:52:36 What about like, it had to be in the thousands, I feel like. Well, next week on the podcast. Because they can't get in. They don't know the code. And if you'd like to know the code, my Venmo. Next week on the podcast because they can't get in they don't know the code and if you'd like to know the code my venmo next week on the podcast we have Amanda Shires
Starting point is 00:52:49 oh Jason Isbell's wife cool she's badass singer I'm excited singer and then the week after that we're gonna
Starting point is 00:52:56 we're doing the Thanksgiving episode with Todd Glass yeah that'd be sick where we're gonna get high and talk about what we're thankful for hell yeah I better start writing stuff down now so I have something to talk about.
Starting point is 00:53:05 You're going to be high and just not talk. When you're with comedians, do you get intimidated to be funny? Yeah. I mean, I just don't really try to be funny in general. This is just you. This is just how I am. I'm not really riffing or anything here. That's why I love you. I don't have any content prepared
Starting point is 00:53:21 for this. I'm not going to, you know, you just let Todd cook and talk when it's your turn. It's kind of like how our relationship is. The more Todd talks, the better. He's the funny one, you know. The more Nick talks, the better. You're the funny one. I just listen and let you
Starting point is 00:53:38 I am pretty funny sometimes. You're doing good. All right. We got to stop talking about ourselves. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. A little more about me before we move on. Come out to the rest of the shows. East coast. We're doing it. All it's all East coast from here on out. Burlington and Nashville, all that stuff and the holidays. And, um, thanks Nick for being my friend. Thank you for, we're going to find that hard drive. I know it feel better. Let's find it before, you know, I have to redo the Dave interview. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:07 So I don't have to call him again and say, hey, Dave. Where the fuck is it? This is the third time I'm asking you about. Third? The death of your friend, you know. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's kind of heavy. It's a heavy thing to talk about. Talk about it again.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Yeah. So shout out to Dave for being fucking vulnerable, being cool. Vulnerable. All right, guys. I love you. Bye. Be safe. And I'll catch you next week with Amanda. Be safe and I'll catch you next
Starting point is 00:54:25 week with Amanda Shires and I'll catch you every week. We're going every week until the season's over. Right, Nick? Fuck yeah. I'm down. Goodbye. I'm going to close this thing until I fucking die. Yes. Well, I don't want you to die because I love you. Well, it could be a long time. That's the point of the joke. Just remember
Starting point is 00:54:41 that you have someone who wants you to live. Live? Yeah. Live for live music? Goodbye. Fuck you. You tuned in to the World's Heavy Podcast with Andy Fresco,
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