Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - EP 154: Season 5 Opener w/ Nick & Andy

Episode Date: January 12, 2022

New season. New disgruntled voicemails. Same old problems. Should Frasco get a girlfriend? How did he score on his BDSM test? But more importantly: what does Nick thinks of his co-host's sexual proclivities?! Studies* have shown that listening to Andy Frasco can increase one's sex appeal. (*studies not based in reality). Season 5 coming in HOT. Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For more information on Andy Frasco, the band and/or the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com Check out Andy's new song, "Friends (A Song About Friends)" on iTunes, Spotify  Produced by Andy Frasco Joe Angelhow Chris Lorentz Audio mix by Chris Lorentz Featuring: Arno Bakker

and we're back and we're back andy frasco's world saving podcast i'm andy frasco you know what time it is we got a video show now i was gonna say it's about 4 p.m how you doing nick i'm doing great season five we're we're really ramping up look at these we got multiple cameras yeah Yeah, look. One camera. I'm still not used to having a mic on a stand yet, but I'll get it. How are you looking? You look hot on camera.

You like my t-shirt? You do have a face for radio, but we're going to try it out. Okay. Look who's talking. What's going on? Not much. What have you been up to? Building this for the last three days? Fucking building this for the last three days going out every night

going out at night and fucking building a podcast studio during the day worst things to be doing gaslighting your manager at all yeah I did last week but what are you guys fighting about oh fuck a lot that's disgusting

we're on video he's never once did that this is the test run but we don't break that out holy shit he's never done that one time when we're only audio sometimes you know i get i get pissed at him oh we're back to that yeah okay i don't want to talk about my feet we're on video we're not talking about your feet but that was gross um yeah you guys were fighting the other day when i walked in that's why i brought it up what's going on with you two i walked in you're on the phone with him it's it didn't sound as much like you were fighting it's more like you were just

getting him all riled up it sounds like a guy who didn't get caught cheating on his girlfriend but he got caught like kind of he went to a party he shouldn't have been to but he didn't do anything wrong but like you know what i mean and wrong. He's kind of defending himself. Listen to this voicemail he sent me. Today? On Saturday. Hey, it's short. I was just talking to John Bongiorno and I was telling him, you know,

I feel like maybe you were bumming on stuff and we weren't communicating very well. He had a really interesting theory and I actually think he might be right. He thinks that it gets a little harder to communicate when you're home because you have nothing really...

Oh, this is... I 100% agree with that. ...occupying you. That you're home... The podcast would occupy me. No, no, but okay, but that part I don't agree with. Listen.

...doing video stuff and podcast stuff. But he thinks, and I agree with him, that you become a little bit more irritable when you're home because you're so used to being on the road. First of all. And I'm just curious if you think that's true. When you have a moment, I'd love to know kind of what you think about this theory. And, you know, if this is the case, let me know.

I'll try to get you some more work. Oh, my God. Okay. All right. Oh, my. This is why I, let me know. I'll try to get you some more work. Oh, my God. Okay. All right. Oh, my. This is why I get mad at him. Hold on. Let me start with, in Bon Jovi's defense, yes,

you are a little bit better at communicating on the road, but that's not the reason. It's not because you're not doing anything here. It's because, like we said, the road is your routine, your real routine of your life. Right. When you're home, you don't have a routine. You're like, what?

I don't know. You got fucking $80 in GoPuff the other night because you don't know how to get GoPuff. Because you're like, oh, yeah. Well, because in your mind, it might be four days before you can get snacks again. You know what I mean? Because you're on the road, but you live in Denver. There's a grocery store right there. You know what I mean?

So I agree with Bongiorno. Maybe you're not as good at communicating, but holy shit, the passive... I thought you were passive-aggressive. He's passive-aggressive. That's that East Coast passive-aggressive shit. I'm telling you, I'm not going crazy, right? Oh, you're definitely not going crazy. I would never classify you as crazy.

Also, hold on. That was so passive-aggressive at the end. I know. I almost respect it. But then I remember he's taken some ungodly percentage of your gross. You're not godly. 15%. Oh, I thought he was in the 20 range.

Normal managers only take 15%. I know. That's the one time I think he must have been joking. He said it was 20. Isn't that crazy though? But just the way he said there, he's like, you're not really doing anything. I'm like, what the fuck are we doing? Every time I come over here. We built this goddamn podcast machine. You're trying to get a haircut for the first time on video.

This is what pisses me off. He doesn't. He belittles the podcast. Oh, he does? Because it doesn't make him any money, that's why. He's like, oh, this cute little podcast you do. I'm like, why do you think you're the only guy selling tickets on the road this fall? It's because of the podcast.

Clap it up for the podcast. For the record, I'm taking zero credit for that i'm not making i'm not trying to make this about me in any way i'm just here but the podcast is definitely part of the reason yeah you're still selling tickets that was but also he has this thing where there's a little thing in the middle there towards the beginning where he's sort of defensive and it kind of reminds me of like a guy who's in a relationship with a girl and they're not breaking up and they're not it's like kind of like three months before they're breaking up and you can kind of see not that you guys are gonna break up i'm not gonna break but he has that tone where it's like the guy knows the girl's like it's not what it once was you know and every

little he's making it worse because every time something goes bad he reacts really bad negatively to it and it kind of turns into a little like passive aggressive fight. I'm telling you, we're both passive aggressive. He thinks I'm passive aggressive, but he's passive aggressive too. And he's right. You are, but holy fuck, that was like a, my mom or something. If I missed Christmas or something, I'm going back. Was my go-puff order that bad? I actually have it. You sent me a picture of it and I have it on my laptop. Hey, Bo, show my my go post. I want to have the people see this. Let's break this down because I'm a snack guy myself and I have a lot of respect

for this order. Okay, I didn't even order food. Bo's number one thing me to eat. Okay, so put it on zoom. Put it on zoom. I'm here. I'll make it as big as I can. All right, so here's okay. Here's what I like top row. Let's go top row.

Three different kinds of ramen. Actually, you'll see the number two over two of them. So here's what Andy, and Andy's like me. I can't cook anything, right? But you can make that. I can make ramen. Me too. So I did this in Boston.

You get one of these. This is your lunch or something, right? You probably had one of them, okay? Yep. And then what's this? That. Taquitos. Okay.

What do you mean? Classic. Zoom in. Taquitos. what's this that taquitos okay what do you mean classic zoom in taquitos yeah i got taquitos i love taquitos in the air fryer oh man you have an air fryer i've never seen that i just got one too it's great um that's a great get that's a great snack because it can also be a meal a little bit too right fudge tickles not my thing i love fudges that's low fat i'm not i'm not anti-fudge tickles i'm just more of a popsicle fruity guy i'm a fruity guy i'm fruity um then you got the peanut butter pretzels i love great especially uh what a great brand yeah i know that's my first time trying those good i think it's like an east coast thing bo you're from new york uh it's out there right that's that's that's like a Pennsylvania vibe, right?

I don't know why GoPuff sell them in Denver, but I'll fuck with it. And then let me go to your gummy selection here. Let me get to your... I'm kind of a gummy candy guy. Here's where you messed up. Instead of getting the skills gummies next time, get nerds clusters. I tried. They're sold out. Too much. And they fuck up the top of my tongue.

Or my mouth. Yeah, you're not as much of a fat loser like I am. You might not like those as much as me. I've had 22 cavities. What? You don't know this about me? No, I don't know anything about your dental work. I used to have 13 cavities at one time. My mom was so pissed. You were how old? I was probably

sixth grade. Oh, good. I mean, I thought it was like when you were like 30. I stopped going to the dentist because I'm afraid to see him. You should go to the dentist. I got a guy here in town. He's great. Is that the guy who gives nitrous to all the bands? He's never given me nitrous, but I never asked for it. Yeah, he's cool. I'm not going to say

I don't want to drop his name on here. He's like party dentist. He's kind of like a party dentist, but when you're at the dentist, he's like a dentist. But I also see him raging dick at festivals. Yeah, but he's not as... He's just like a high energy as... He's not like... He's just like a high-energy guy.

He's not messed up. So you don't like my gummy selection, Arnold Palmer? I'm not mad at it. I do like that you got... Those are new, probably. They're different. They look different, and they felt good. I could see you were getting towards the end of your order here,

and you're like, let's try something. Let's get a little fancy here, right? Then you went with the baked ruffles, clearly because that's classic. Like, Andy thinks he's fat, but he still wants chips, right? Oh, shut the fuck up. And then you got the hot Cheetos, but that's

like a different... I love those. That's like remnants of high school. Yeah. I used to buy them. Remember those hot fries they had with the Andy Cap comic book character on them? Yeah. I remember those, but LA, they had the Cheeto hot fries. Even Kino's been eating those for the last couple. I've been bringing my dog over here, and she's been getting,

Andy's been sneaking her Cheetos. And then the fruit by the foot, classic. I love fruit, but I'll eat 10 of those. What about, do you like the, what's the fruit roll-ups? Do you like those? I like those, but those give me more cavities than the fruit by the foot, because I could just put the fruit by the foot in a ball and just eat it as quickly as possible.

And then you think about what you did, and you're like, holy shit. You just ate like 800 calories in one bite. I'm just realizing I'm a really disgusting person. No, no, no, you're not. This is like something I would do. No, like I literally didn't like, I don't know. Whenever I go to the grocery store, I'm fucking overwhelmed. Oh dude, this is like, remember that time when we did the session at Drew's house? Right. It was like a perfect, you don't really... When you go to... I assume it's the same thing when you go to the grocery store

as when you order from a restaurant. We got pizza. We were working on this song. It's actually on the album now. And you're like, I'll get us pizza. And you called the pizza place, but you didn't have any idea what we wanted. You didn't know if we wanted breadsticks.

You hadn't even heard. It was like a local spot you'd never heard of. And you called them up and you go, um what what do you got over there like you were just like asking them about what kind of pizza they have and you're like yeah yeah i'll get one of those and then you're like do you have bread six yeah yeah two orders of that you just like whatever you're and it's the same thing we went to whole foods at one time in california when we were doing the shit show yeah you just walk through whole foods as whole foods it's the exact same thing as michaelor. And you just like start

walking through and you're like seeing stuff. You're like, oh, I want that. You just throw it in the cart. Yeah. Same thing. Yeah.

But I like that. This is so much easier. I'm on my couch. I'm watching some fucking I'm not making fun of you. I'm supporting this. Really? Dude, it's way better

and you were going to go out and have 18 beers and watch a bluegrass band. All right, let's go. I'm pro Andy. Respect. Well, the thing is I have to, you to you know respect when it's time to lay into you i lay into you but this is fun what do you think what would you rate that go puff order well i would like to add that most of this is still down he didn't eat all this in one night it's still downstairs i mean i ate a lot of it i killed half the skittles gummies myself waiting on this

i would give this a solid b minus. B. Maybe a B minus. That's good for me. I'm very hard on snacks. I would have got maybe the chicken ramen, top ramen, the orange one. I didn't like the Japanese ramen. We just have different tastes, obviously. The fudgesickle's got to go for me, personally.

If you're going to go with some sort of ice cream thing, I would get an ice cream sandwich. Maybe a nice cookies with the ice cream and the chocolate chips on the outside. Just me personally. Pretzels, hell yeah. That was a great choice because those aren't even that bad for you. Wow. We are really banging this season five in the beginning with the start.

Baron talking about depression. Do I feel happier because I'm in my house, or do you feel like I need to be on the road? I feel like you're the same. I don't know. You've been doing stuff. You like when you're working, so you've been chill. Brian's just way too...

He's just so oversensitive about every... It's exactly like a guy who's scared to get broken up with. I swear. It's like everything... He just overreacts to it. Brian, he's not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. I've been with you for five years.

He's not that mad he's not that mad like what were you guys arguing about when i came in the other day um oh because i made a decision to make a music video oh yeah without his his saying i mean i get i mean i get his point there a little yeah it's not that he's wrong i think he just kind of like thinks you're at a 10 when you're at a six yeah that makes sense yeah yeah i'm more chill than he thinks i am you're super chill you're probably more chill than he is he manages like nine i went to i went to rap report with michael rap port show with him and it was like the first time we um you didn't talk shop at all the whole time talk shop that's good

we just laughed at brian he knows his comedy yeah he gets it he's a funny guy i'm not leaving you brian i don't think he's scared he's gonna leave me he just has that energy sometimes when you guys are talking you know who else isn't leaving

who season five Repsy baby oh they're back they're back shout out to Repsy I was actually gonna ask you about that

thanks guys shout out to Repsy hell yeah you wanna do the pitch nah you can do it yeah season five I'll do it all the bands out there

do you need help booking this year's tour it's gonna be a lot it's gonna be a lot of work you're gonna have your agent is fucking working hard i i know bon giorno just got back in the office this week and he's working his dick off i text him saying are you okay buddy are you breathing i love that guy you know i love john bon he killed it when he came on stage. We should have given him an award from the tour. I know, we should have. Maybe he'll think of something in retrospect. But all your agents need extra help,

so you might as well get Repsy to help get you some shows. So go to Repsy.com, fill out an application, put your band profile on the page, and then you'll get venue buyers and festival goers and fucking fraternities. The whole nine. Everything. And the agent thing.

They won't take your agent's cut. And they won't double your cut. Yes. So go sign up for Repsy.com. It's literally a win-win. Yes. If nothing happens, nothing happens. You can't lose, basically.

This isn't a gamble. I know. We're not gambling here. So sign up for Repsy.com. Shout out. Season five. A lot of big guests. We got a lot of big guests coming on. We sign up for Ripsy.com. Shout out season five. A lot of big guests. We got a lot of big guests coming on.

We can't say them right now. I don't want to blow the load, but. Can't say anything Barack Obama. Yeah, I got Barack coming. Can't name any names, you know. The Dalai Lama. You know what I mean? You know.

No one too famous. Oh my God. This is going to be fun, Nick. Are you ready? I'm stoked about this. I'm excited. I love that it's in our house. Shout out to Josh. Shout out to Bo fucking working at. Yeah, they. Are you ready? I'm stoked about this. I'm excited. I love that it's in our house. Shout out to Josh.

Shout out to Bo fucking working at their house. Yeah, they did way more work than I did. Day in and day out. I'm out here just fucking. We made this thing a beautiful thing. Yeah. What else is going on? I'm tired.

Yeah? I raged my dick off this weekend. Oh, yeah. You went to Green Sky Bluegrass. I told you not to go to that. Why? Cause you get too drunk at bluegrass shows. I know.

It's drinking music. It is drinking music. And then I just kept the bender going. Cause all my friends from Kansas city was there. And then, Oh, I knew you got hammered when I saw your Instagram story the next morning and you were at Scott Morrill's house.

I was like, Oh yeah. When I get wasted, I end up keep going. But I was like, I don't think I took any mushrooms but we went to there then we went to Scott's house and then I woke up you know like when you drink like till like three or four and you wake up at like eight because you're the worst and dehydrated

and you either stay up Denver you cannot sleep here when you're drunk it's like the air there's no oxygen you know everything so my hangovers are I'm not getting any younger. I started drinking all day and then we went to Meow Wolf. I took a bunch of mushrooms. Oh man, Meow Wolf on mushrooms. It was so... Fuck, shout out to Meow Wolf for hooking me up with tickets. Yo, have you been there? Have you been there?

I've been to Santa Fe when I haven't been to Denver yet. Holy shit. We had tickets actually and we couldn't go. Why? I can't remember what happened. We still have, actually, and we couldn't go. Why? I can't remember what happened, but we still have them. We can move back the date, so we're going to go. Oh, my God. It was a fucking fairy tale.

The one here, I think, is way bigger, right? I've never been in Santa Fe. Oh, okay, okay. But this one was four stories. Oh, it's way bigger then. Yeah. The other one's like a house. I prepared.

I took some mushrooms an hour before I was getting in there there so i came in there i was just about to like start out feeling tingly yeah and then um uh rachel's uh lady betty rachel's is one of his managers yeah she um basically got us a tour and like she works like she's one of the marketing people there oh cool and then i got to go by myself and it was oh you didn't go with a bunch of people or anything no i mean it's so big that like everyone like yeah disperses and then you see each other in 30 minutes it's like going to the louvre or something man i was tripping dick and it was awesome and it was like i forget that like i'm not in my head you know this fantasy world and i also see like little mexican children just like running around just like oh shit,

I'm in public right now, but I had kind of how you are during your shows too. I feel like, yeah, yeah. You're like, oh yeah, I'm in public.

Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I take mushrooms on stage and I'm on adrenaline. I don't really feel them. And then right when I get off stage and I have to go like do mean greets and shit. The whole tour,

I just didn't talk to you after your show basically. Yeah. Until we went to the hotel. Yeah. We watched ridiculousness until I sn hotel. Then we watched Ridiculousness until I snored in your ears. How is that the only show on MTV? Does Rob Dyrdek own MTV now? It kind of pisses

me off about the whole music television. I know, but I also respect his hustle. Oh, Dyrdek, I don't I'm not talking to him. Oh, you're talking about MTV. MTV just programming just a fucking internet television show is bullshit. It's like Tosh.0 20 hours a day. Yeah.

And then they have music videos. Sometimes it would be on. I would never turn off the TV and fall asleep. And there'd be music videos on like 8.30 in the morning. Really? Just like terrible ones. Ugh. It sucks.

You're making a music video. I am. I don't, you know, I normally don't like it because it's kind of cliche, cheesy. I know, but it works. But I think I have a good concept. I'm doing it with Danny Barber. You told me the concept, but I don't want to ruin it. Yeah, it's cool.

And she's like a genius, I think. She's good. She's like basically marketed turquoise and made them fucking imagely hip and shit. She's good. And then she did a couple of videos for talk I really liked. Oh, yeah, the astronaut one was good. I like that one, but I really like the one she did where it was more of a narrative where

it was like this guy with a giant head and he was like partying. That's the one. I wanted to watch that one. I couldn't find it on the line. Play it. I don't have it on my computer, but I can try and find it real quick. Yeah, quite fine. I mean, we got time.

That's why we built this thing. Danny's good. But I don't know. It's going to be fun. You know, I don't want to... Should I announce this? I should because it's going to be my birthday show. Oh, I don't know. It's going to be fun. I'm, you know, I, I don't want to try and announce this. I should, because it's going to my birthday show. Oh, we got shows too. So, um, I got a birthday show. We're doing Cervantes. The dance party is going down. I'm excited for that. And, um, that's January 21st. So if you're in the Denver area, go see me and sleepy.

Fuck. I don't, I'm kind of nervous. I don't know what to fucking do about the dance party. You know, Scott's DJ and shit. I'm going to have to like entertain 300,000 people on the streaming and then I'm going to have to entertain and you know, whatever, 350 people. I'm going to, I'm going to be figuring out, but you get this rocking. Oh, well, I don't know either, but I remember it. The let out. I don't know.

But then I'm in February. I'm in Denver again. I'm doing February 9th at Steamboat Springs. I can't wait to go back to Steamboat. I love that town. Fucking fun. Best mountain town by far. It's a fun one.

And then we're going to frisco that 10 mile venue maybe there's a reason maybe it's not up or something i don't know i can't find it either weird okay um and then um what else am i doing i am going to you're doing boulder on your birthday it's your actual birthday show yeah once again i'm flying to your dates better than you do half the time i'm flying to san francisco to go see the Lakers Warriors. Lakers Warriors. When's that? Clay's back. The 12th. I'm flying hot off a bender. Right. Yeah. Clay. He's back. He killed it last night in his first game

back. He dunked. He hit a couple threes. Really? He was playing it? His knee is better, I think. Really? Two years. Took it easy. Took what? What'd he do? Well, he didn't come back. You know, he didn't try to rush it. Isn't it crazy? Like, think about if you fuck up something and you can't play try to rush him. Like, think about, like, if you, like, fuck up something and you can't play music for two years.

Yeah, but he still made, like, $30 million a year. That's the other thing. Yep. He wasn't getting unemployment during the pandemic. You know what I mean? Were you? A little bit. You got unemployment?

Yeah, I got my shit together on my business end a little, you know? They didn't give me shit. Well, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you're too rich. I'm not too rich. If you could play any sport professionally, what would you pick? Um, think of the day to day grind. Think of the, okay, let's say you're like, um, and by the way,

you're like a bench player, but like you have a 10 year career on the bench. So you're like a real player. You make, you know,-year career on the bench. So you're like a real player. You make, you know, an average salary. You're not the star. Yeah, I'd like that. It's more day-to-day that way. I would probably do like swimming. Swimming?

But they don't make any money. I know. I'd go basketball. Basketball? I think I'd go baseball. Yeah. I like the culture of baseball. It is fun. They're just hanging out. Just like a you know i know but it's so long yeah but so is

bad so they don't you know they're chilling half the time what about outside and definitely not football oh my god did you watch that antonio brown interview i didn't watch the interview but i saw him on full sim podcast whose side are you on see i don't know i think he might need some help maybe i think it's some you know i don't even want to you know make fun of it cts no i'm not making fun of him at all i'm saying like but like it's it's got to be all these guys who get their heads dude hit 20 times a game they start getting crazy dude well i mean uh eric i think it was eric dickerson the other days like i definitely have CTE. The former Rams and Colts running back. Didn't you say out, Doc?

I watched it, yeah. He shot himself in the heart so they could examine his brain after he was dead. He's like, my brain's not working well. Do you think that's going to happen to me if I do too many mushrooms? I don't think so. I hope not. Sometimes I feel like I get spacey. I think

of Chris Robinson. I think mushrooms would do a different I get like spacey. Like I think of like Chris Robinson. I think mushrooms would do a different. Don't turn to that guy. That guy's the worst, right? I never really met him. He's always saying like kind of dickhead stuff and interviews and stuff. Yeah. A lot of people.

I'd like to get him on the show to see if it's. I feel like his own brother doesn't like him or something. Or is that Oasis? All the brothers. Kinks too. They want to kill each other too. Who? The Kinks.

I mean, I can't imagine being around. Yeah, that would be a lot. It would be hard to be in a band with your brother. Yeah, it would. But the Bee Gees did a pretty good job of it. Aren't they all brothers? Yeah, they probably hated each other. Yeah, well, all the way to the bank, you know?

A little easier to hate your brother when you're making millions of dollars a year doing it. Oh, man. Would you rather be the most famous songwriter in the world or the most famous basketball player in the world famous songwriter dream there i would like to be the most famous songwriter so you like music more than being famous that's what that's what i'm trying to figure yeah i love music and you know it makes me i listen to my buddy's bands like that's one thing that keeps me in denver because there's so much music i wasn't like if i lived in la or new york i wouldn't be around as much music especially live music yeah like there's as much music in la new york but it's like a lot of it's i think it's

harder to get in places yeah i think living in denver makes me hungry for still writing songs still staying inspired you know all your friends all my friends are musicians nothing inspires you more than seeing someone live you listen to someone's albums like okay whatever yeah i hardly ever but also like if if i love a band and they they fucking are just so boring live i know it's so weird oh my god i hate when you're like friends with them you're like homies and like you don't like their band it's like good job you guys are killing i'm playing red rocks with umphreys you can't announce that yeah i can can. Oh, you got checked? Yeah.

I'm just, you know, doing my due diligence. I got in Bonnery, too. I'm doing my due diligence for Humphreys. Did they already announce Red Rocks? They announced tomorrow. Oh, okay. Then this will be out. This will be out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which day are you opening? They're doing two days? I think I'm on Saturday. They're doing a night with, and then I'm opening Saturday. Oh, they're not going to have an opener the other night. No. Smart. I think, you know,

and because they cut it down from three to two, a lot of these bands aren't getting three nights anymore. I know, but three nights is a marathon, man. That is a marathon. It's hard for fans

to get up there three times and walk up that damn hill. You know, I'm free. Fans aren't, you know, they're not 25 anymore. Shut the fuck. I'll make fun of him

for his whole day. Those were my bugs. Shout out to Bayless. Love Bayless. We hung out with him in Chicago. You got to listen to this thing Bayless sent me of his kids. I'm like, I was jacked up. I was still drunk, and I sent Bayless a kid like, good morning.

Like today? Today or over the weekend? Over the weekend. over the weekend on sunday i was like hot on a two-day bender and then he sent me this of the of his kids oh my god we're going to our fight football game we wish you on the sidelines so you can say all those cuss words i wonder if he told them to say that or they just said that. No, they're so, they have such character. I bet.

Cause he's a character and his, and his wife's a character too. I like her a lot. I feel like I'm becoming their uncle. Okay. Well, I think they already have an uncle named Patrick. I know, but I like to be the uncle that shows up once a year. I sleep at the house. Like me.

If I was an uncle. Yeah. Like you are my uncle. No, I'm not your year. I sleep at the house. Like me. If I was an uncle. Yeah. Like you are my uncle. No, I'm not your uncle. I'm your therapist. You're my therapist. Yeah.

Speaking of that, should I have a girlfriend? I don't know. I don't really care honestly about you having a girlfriend. It doesn't affect my life. Do you think your life would be better? It depends on the girl. I mean,

I just don't care about your dating life. You got to give me that. I don't ask you about your little dating life very much, you know? I know, but isn't that nice in a way? Do you want me to ask you about your little dating life very much you know i know but isn't that nice in a way do you want me to ask you about it no it's just your personal business if you come to me and you need some advice i'll give it to you but that's too general should i have a girlfriend who's the girl speaking of personal advice i took a bdsm test oh yes i

want i've been wanting to talk pull it up do you have it you want me to text it to you so you have it uh email to me i can pull it up on the laptop, right? Oh, man. Okay. You can cut away and cut back. No, let's not. This is a... Oh, yeah, it's a podcast.

It's a podcast. What do you think about my... While you're doing that, what do you think about my tweet the other day? I want to host like a Judge Judy type show. I want to be that. I want to be the next... Steve Harvey?

I saw some commercials. Steve Harvey? You need to be a lawyer. No, you don't. Steve Harvey has a judge show on Steve Harvey you need to you need to be a lawyer no you don't Steve Harvey has a judge show now it's not real it's just some guy

deciding between two people who signed up they get their whatever 2k hold on what are you no way they're not real Steve Harvey has a

judge show coming out you think he has a law does he have a law degree I don't know I'm just saying you don't actually it's not a real court these things don't stand up

they're not going there for murder trials maybe what if like that's probably what it's not a real court. These things don't stand up. They're not going there for murder trials. Maybe one of like, that's probably what it's going to be in like 60 years in America. Like the justice system so messed up that like some celebrities doing like double murder trials and stuff like that. Did you find it? They got it. I think it's a good idea.

Why don't we make it? But what are we going to jam band court? It's like some. it's like some it's like some it's like some profess festival promoter like versus some agent like the agent thinks they should be like one line higher on the oh my god jam band court nick gerlach i just want a twiddle hi goose who was cooler you know what I mean or whatever there's a lot of things

that can come up that's a funny bit maybe we should make a sketch for that that'd be good I'd like to do it for real too though I emailed you the BDSM

so this okay I don't know Gerlach's whatever Nicholas Gerlach or something okay

put it up Bo put this up look at, so do you know, what is a BDS? What is BDSM? This girl, um, this girl is, um, pretty, you know, Logan is like, she's very sexual woman. And I am very not as from this BDSM thing I got. I, so it's like a 30 minute test. They ask you all this crazy shit. Like I got. I, so it's like a 30 minute test. They ask you all this crazy shit. Like, have you ever,

do you, do you have the desire to pee on someone? Get, get shitted on, you know, just like all. And then they have like other things like, do you like,

uh, you know, missionaries. I have a friend from high school who works in this industry. So zoom in to the top. So you take a bunch of tests. So this is my test. I'm so fascinated with it because

i really feel like this is psychology it's definitely what do you mean it is definitely psychology okay so eight you're 80 percent 87 switch which means i think you are either the sub or the dominant right yes and i agree with that i don't like being full that means that you are down to you know you're down yeah or. I'm down. That checks out with you. 81% dominant, whatever. I mean, it's all. Boy, girl. What does that mean?

What's that? That means I like being the younger person. Oh, for sure. In the relation. And that makes sense. Cause I, you know, I fuck teachers. Yep. Cougars.

I love Cougars. A lot of people think that's cool. I think that's actually a traumatic event in your life. And I think that we're like laughing about it and celebrating it too much. Guys, it's not that funny. I don't think it's traumatic i i'm still homies with her all right that's fine if you don't think it's traumatic then it's not traumatic because no i loved it well you can't tell the person who experienced it if it's traumatic or not you know what i mean i know but it hasn't fucked me up well i mean you don't know that well unless we look at a alternate timeline where you didn't fuck her and you're

like a lawyer in that timeline you know what i mean or something maybe it turned me into the path i've always this path maybe or maybe it had no effect on your life whatsoever we'll never know i should go to therapy for it okay 75 submissive whatever you're pretty vanilla it looks like yeah that's the one that scared me that actually checks out with you because people you do you are you called yourself a sex addict right so i can say that yeah okay i don't know that you're a sex addict i haven't been around you're not as much lately but at points in your life you could have been okay anyway but you're not like a freak you know you don't like to get you just you know it's the journey some

people like the journey you like the destination you know what i mean yeah you're here to get your rocks off not do a little play you know what i mean? Yeah. You're here to get your rocks off, not do a little play. You know what I mean? What's a brat tamer? Brat tamer is like when they're being bratty. Like, no, I don't want you to make love. So you like that a little. I'm like, oh, you're a dirty girl. Age player.

I've noticed there's a lot of age, old, young. I know. That's what I'm saying. That's what's weird. Like, I don't like young girls. I'm loving some of these terms. Rope bunny. What is a rope bunny? Dude, you're asking the wrong guy, man. I don't know anything. Let me ask. some of these terms. Rope bunny? What is a rope bunny?

Dude, you're asking the wrong guy, man. I don't know anything. Let me look. Did we just Google this? What was it? I bet Bo knows. No, because that's a screenshot. Bo, Google.

Do you have your internet? I already Googled it. Rope bunny. A person who enjoys being restrained, tied up, or immobile during sexual intercourse. You're right in the middle on that. Yeah. I'd never done it before where someone tied me up, but I'd be fucking down. I don't think you want your hands tied up or immobile during sexual intercourse. You're right in the middle on that. Yeah. I like, I, I'd never done it before where someone tied me up, but I'd be fucking down.

I don't think you want your hands tied up. I could see you not wanting that. You're too much of a control freak for that. I want to jump down to the bottom. I like something I see down here. Okay. First of all, exhibitionist is a little low considering the rest of your,

maybe that's because your whole rest of your life here in exhibition. Like the one time you are going to wear leather and shit. No, exhibitionist is like more performative, right? like you like to have sex in public or something right oh no i'm very shy right well yeah you're super shy guy we've always said about that but i'm thinking it's because it comes to sex you're such an exhibitionist in your daily life and your job that you're like during sex it's close the door honey you know what i mean right my i like that you're not a degrader though you're a nice guy you're not only four percent degradation yeah i don't fuck with that

shit you're not mean to people no i don't fuck with that shit at all what's dog slave does that say dog slave that means i think that means like you pretend you're a dog and they walk you around on a leash and like oh i've had one girl who asked me to do that which side which one did she want she wanted to be the dog and it kind of freaked out. Which side? Which one did she want you to be? She wanted to be the dog. And it kind of freaked me out. It's like who rescued who, you know? That freaked me out. What was the other weird one? Pet? My rescue Andy.

He saved me. What about non monogamous? How many big is that? What's non monogamous? You don't know what non monogamous is. It means you're not monogamous. It means like, not monogamous. It means like, you know... Yeah, like I feel like I'm loyal.

Once I find a girl, I'm pretty loyal. You are... I like... I think you being exactly 50% non-monogamous is the most perfect thing on this list. Because you're not monogamous. But I feel like if it's time, you're going to be monogamous.

Yeah. Interesting. I don't know. Basically, I don't know about you. What do you read from that? I bet people that actually know about the stuff think we sound like complete morons right now we're the most vanilla dork like i had sex and yeah and and then we had sex andy mission these guys are losers that's yeah i don't this

seems from what i know this stuff it kind of checks out with your personality this reminds me a lot of psychology like they're asking me that's because it's psychology sex is psychology you don't i mean sex is like a huge part if you're a sigmund freud i mean that's like the whole thing with yeah that's what i'm saying like like the freudian stuff like i never wanted to have sex with my mom but like that's the idea like... But do you like people that are like your mom? I don't know your mom. I don't date people like my mom, no.

Sometimes I feel more comfortable when they are like my mom. Yeah, of course. But that's kind of like a mothering thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about girls that are like your dad? Like just fucking wild. I don't even know what your dad's... I only met him that one time and he was very chill. I do do like girls who party i do like girls who could put some drinks down with me and like yeah and not get be a mean drunk yeah and you like girls yeah that's true that's

my dad your dad's a partier he used to he drinks all the time but he's he's not never been a like mean drunk i heard that um at panic at the playa he jumped in the pool in front of everybody or something yeah he's like i'm andy frasco's dad and he fucking took off his shirt he's a big boy and he did you like flop did you like have the crowd like that's my fucking dad that's my fucking dad he's like he's like you know he's got one moment i got the g and it was like he i think he knew because kobe died i was like right after that wasn't it yeah kobe died what is your mom Was your mom there? My mom was there, too. I've noticed your dad is a little...

I was going to say, the one thing I did notice when I met your parents, because your dad made a couple of really funny jokes. One of them was, he said... So Andy's much younger than his other two siblings, and he's like, he was a nooner. Yeah. And I thought it was hilarious. And your mom's like... Bruce.

Bruce, yeah. I always wanted to call him Bruno for some reason. That's his... We nicknamed him Bruno. We nicknamed him that. She's like, Bruce. I was like, no, it for some reason. That's his nickname. Nickname. She's like, Bruce. I was like, no, it's not even that dark of a joke. You know, you're all right.

You're still married, you know? Yeah. But is this funny? Your mom always seems like she's like embarrassed by your dad. Yeah. My mom is vanilla. My mom. You don't know that though.

You don't know how she is in the bedroom. I know, but I know how my dad acts. Okay. For Ask Us Parents, if you're listening, I want you to take this test and send it in, and then we'll go over your results. My mom gets so embarrassed. Like, she found, I don't know if I should talk about it. Yeah, fuck it, I'll talk about it. We can cut it out.

My mom found my cum drawer. Oh, you've talked about this before, so yeah. She was horrified. She found this whole, so like, I basically, throughout all of high school and middle school I basically just like would beat off and then I just like open the cum drawer and just pick out

just a boxer or like a fucking sock or a t-shirt that was just filled with five years of cum I would just wipe my hands. Why didn't you ever put it in the laundry? You came on your hands? I would wipe my hands on crusty cum on the t-shirts

and I just put it back in there. And then my mom found all of the condoms. This is why we need a female president. Okay? Shit like this is why we need a female president next. You never hear any stories about women doing stuff like this. Why should people, because a lot of men are like this in some way, why should they be around the country?

They can't even manage their own cum. We need a female president. It's time. It's time. Kyle Ayers has a good, I'm not going to ruin it, but he has a good bit about something like that. What's he say? Well, I don't know.

It's like, he's trying out. You've got a good bit about it, though. It's about that. I really do think we need a women female a woman female well i can't talk today i'm so tired it's time it's time we've had 45 white guys 44 white old ass white guys besides brock they're all they have to be 35 brock was pretty young i don't think bill clinton was too old who's your favorite president of all time? Barack or Clinton? Clinton's fun,

but it's, you know what I mean? Well, I was young, so I didn't know politics. I just don't like, damn, this guy is fucking,

I mean, he won me over. I was like, just started playing saxophone. He's on Arsenio. Yeah. He's like fucking, I love the campaign,

but Barack had the swag to him. Yeah. He was, I mean, you know, considering what he had to go up against, he did a pretty good job. I thought it was a lot calmer than, yeah. Plus he does have swag. Yeah. he did a pretty good job, I thought. It was a lot calmer then.

Plus, he does have swag. Yeah, he had a little swag. And I love Michelle Obama. Yeah, she's hot, too. She's just great. Brad Sativa had this joke where he's like, Barack and Michelle are the only people I'd buy a porno from. I'm only president.

Yeah, out of the president. That's a good one. I think I would beat off to Barack and Michelle. I think I wouldn't buy, but I would watch one of almost any president just because it's the president and a porno. Dude, I can't wait to watch Pam and Tommy. Dude, it's where Seth

Rogan is in it and basically it's the story of how the sex tape got leaked. And Seth Rogan is the guy who has the sex tape. Right, because it's the story of how the sex tape got leaked. Oh. And Seth Rogen is the guy who has the sex tape. Right. Because it's crazy when you think about what year did that happen? I don't know.

Probably 20 years ago. The internet wasn't what the internet is now, right? Yeah. You have to think about when they got that sex tape, it was probably on tape. Right. And someone probably got a hold of the VHS somehow. There's so many more steps that had to happen for that to get out. That's so crazy. Would you ever make a sex tape. Right. And someone probably got ahold of the VHS somehow. There's so many more steps that had to happen. Right.

For that to get out. That's so crazy. Would you ever make a sex tape with your partner? Hell no. Julie would never say like, yo, put on a camera. Even if she wanted to, I wouldn't do that. I just can't. I don't think I could either.

I can't. I don't want to ever. I don't ever want to look at me having sex. I'm probably a horrible lover. I mean, I just don't want to see my body that way. No one else does either. Yeah. I'm like my, I'm don't want to see my body that way. No one else does either. Yeah, I don't like my...

I'm not a good-looking naked man. No man is good-looking naked, you know? Dude, there's some hot naked dudes. You're right. That's true. I bet Gator's hot naked. Gator... A lot of guys, actually, that we know. Oh, that's who I wanted to add to the hot guy list. Gator's a... No,

Paul McDonald. Oh, yeah, but remember I sent you the text. It's like, I can't tell if he's hot or not, but you were around him in person. And also, Paul Hoffman. Is he hot? Dude, I was watching him at Green Sky,

and like, I don't know, there's like some fan on his hair, and he's just like looking hot. Here's what Paul Hoffman has. He's got that brooding sort of mysterious songwriter thing. He's writing songs about like, he's been hurt

and you know what I mean yeah Green Skies sounded fucking awesome but I don't think in just the looks category he's not in the world of you know

dude I'm telling you he's a good looking guy but we're talking about he's hot Matt Jalbert hot Duran Stasek hot I'm telling you he's up there

okay I want to put him top five you've seen him more recently than I have shout out to Pal Hoffman he's a good songwriter too great songwriter maybe that's it too

I'm like he's talking about all these like fucking's a good songwriter too. Great songwriter. Maybe that's it too. I'm like, he's talking about all these like fucking like real existential. What's that Windshield song? They ended with that. My girlfriend is obsessed with that song.

I know. I love that song too. I'm like, someone drive for me or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Sometimes I feel like Bluegrass and like the Dawes and stuff. Like I'm at a Christian rock show. I mean, the fans. I don't think it's,

I think it's because Christian rock is sort of emulating like not the music, but just the fans. Like they're just putting their hands up like this. And like, I kind of get that. I don't go to concerts like that. So I don't know,

but I used to go to a shit ton when I was a kid. Um, I just like to go to different places. So every Wednesday I went to church to their church band. Like what kind of church though? There's a lot of, it was like kind of like a, you know, you know There's a lot of church. It was kind of like a rich L.A. church. Oh.

White people church? Yeah, probably. I mean, there's a huge, you know what I mean? And they had a band, and they were horrible. Was it like the corny kind of pop, like, oh, my friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, take the music out, but the fans were just like, the Dawes. I saw that at the Dawes show. Just like these dudes.

I saw a couple of my LA friends do this. I was like, I was trying to, do you think they're actually connecting that way? Or do you think they want to look cool? And like, they're connecting as performative. I just feel like the music takes them over so much.

That's what I'm asking. Do you think it's actually taken over? It's like a religious experience. Like they're just like, they really feel that music that much. A hundred fucking percent. You know, LA people can be kind of like, you know, that's the thing. I don't i don't get it i mean you know shout out to dodds a bit on the show

no i'm not talking about dawes i'm talking about the people yeah dawes is dope i'm talking about like do you think when people are doing that do you think it's like they're actually feeling that way or do you think it's like they're kind of performing to look like i don't know like like because in church i think it's about half and half oh yeah no this is i think they're feeling i think music really makes people feel oh 100 yeah it's interesting though and people get performative about their inner feelings yeah we gotta go it's been 40 minutes oh my god we just talk we're good at it boys how how was the first run do we we do okay? Been a while. Pretty solid. Yeah? We're working on it.

We talked about your sex. We talked about you. I felt like this week we wanted to just try this whole video thing out. Yeah. And you guys can tell us how much you loved it. Or hated it. I don't think they're going to hate it. What?

It looks cool in here, I think. I want next week we go over. You pulled some of my videos from when I was a kid. Oh, yeah. Because we did that in the practice run. Yeah. I like that one from Warner Lake or Lake Warner. What's it called? We don't have time to really dive deep because I would really like to have a psychological

review on. No, no. I want to go for like half an hour. I love looking at old band videos because it's like, there's some stuff Ernie does. It's like, I did that too, you know? Right. All right, guys. We'll have a great day. Are you going to give It's like I did that too. You know? Right. Alright guys. Well have a great day. Are you going to give him a motivational speech? Should I be the one? Yeah this is the first

one. You're way better at it than me. Guys. Quarantine's still here. Omnicon is kind of fucking us. Coming all over. What's it called? Omicron. Whatever. It sounds like a it just sounds like a

Tyrannosaurus. I don't know like a it just sounds like a like a like a tyrannosaurus i don't know like a prediction can i make a prediction pandemic ends this year almost every pandemic is three years long let's go that's what i'm talking about optimism yep don't lose hope follow your dreams keep fucking doing weird shit take this bdsm test i'm telling you you'll find out some kinky shit about yourself it It's BDSMtest.org. Yes. Let's get freaky. Year of 2022.

We are going to be ourselves. We are going to get freaky. We're going to explore every fucking sexual boundary we have in our fucking body. If you're comfortable with it. If you just want to have missionary sex like me and Nick. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. All right.

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