Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - EP 2: Birdcloud & Thelma and the Sleaze

Episode Date: March 27, 2018

In which Andy is joined by Nashville band, Birdcloud and their friend, LG (of Thelma and the Sleaze). Yeti shares his feelings on the stuff that really matters. And Andy shares his feelings on tour merch. This is episode 2. For more information on Andy Frasco, tour dates, the band and the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com To keep up with the podcast, follow us on Instagram @WorldSavingPodcast For more information on our guest Birdcloud & Thelma and the Sleaze, visit: www.birdcloudamerica.com http://thelmaandthesleaze.com/ Produced by Andy Frasco Yeti Chris Lorentz Engineered by Chris Lorentz Featuring Arno Baaker Shawn Eckels & Andee Avila Vince Herman (Leftover Salmon) & Jack Brown (Sophistafunk)

Brasco hey man this is Vince from leftover um I don't know if you're back from Chiang Chiang yet uh I bet the Olympics were fun we're up here at Winter Wondergrass but man we uh we just got the bill for the fucking vomit all over the bus that uh you deposited that night. It's like 300, 400 bucks. Love you to call me back on that one, dude. You know, we've settled the deal with the cops. I don't think you'll have to show up for your court date at all. I think we got that settled. But, man, what could you eat, dude you eat dude god anyway give me a call

hello mr andrew frasco this is officer gary o'neill at the los angeles county sheriff's department i'm calling in reference to a missing police cruiser that was stolen from our parking lot last night our security footage clearly shows a six-foot male, possibly Jewish, with a considerably large afro and a pink fur coat, enter the vehicle at approximately 3.31 a.m. with three unnamed females. We were able to positively identify the suspect because he was screaming the words, I'm Andy Frasco, bitch, repeatedly into the dashboard camera.

Now, Mr. Frasco, I'm going to level with you on this one. Come to our attention that one of our officers in fact provided you with the keys to this vehicle. So, in that case, how about you just bring the car back to the station and we can call the whole thing a misunderstanding.

Also, you left a bag of weed in the parking lot, but unfortunately we can't give it back to you because we smoked that shit. How we doing everybody? It is episode two of the Andy Frasco World Saving Podcast with the Yeti. We're here. We made it to round two of podcast history. Oh, you hear me fart? You were farting right now.

Was that you? Yeah, that was. It was definitely not me because I was like, I was not myself. Oh, my stomach hurts. I think I shouldn't have eaten that fish soup in Utah. It was a seafood soup. How are you feeling? What are you doing?

What's wrong with you today? What's wrong with me today? You look all sad. Man, I don't want to say. I don't think of things that are wrong. I just look at things like, I'm totally splitting hairs. You know, relationships are a journey and they're hard. And, you know, I'm gay married to a woman.

Gay married? We got, do you remember that? What's that mean? The night we met. I remember. Oh, was I there? Yeah that mean? The night we met. I remember. Oh, was I there? Yeah. Or not the night we met. Yeah, the day before.

We went and became mutually committed domestic partners. What does that mean? I'm so out of that relationship. I mean, it's a tongue-in-cheek thing with the gay marriage thing. But that was how in the particular municipality where we live in salt lake city um how before the federal allowing of gay marriage that was how gay gay people gay couples got married and so um legally so they could have health insurance or like for example um if you're in a serious accident and they need to decide what to do with you medically. You need to have that.

So it's like a medical power of attorney along with health benefits and different things like that. So you signed an agreement with this girl? Yeah. So for $27. That doesn't cheapen it. When did you do this?

What month did you do this in? December 1st. How many months into the relationship? We'd been together 13 months. 13 months 13 month so you that's still fresh dog soon but what were you thinking say were you just in love I am yeah still lover yeah it's

good sex it's everything I think that I love her very much and she I mean I honestly like did you ever see that was that movie with Bruce Willis and, oh, shoot, the kid with three names that was on Third Rock from the Sun. Who? I can't think of his name. Anyway.

Jonathan Taylor Thomas? No. Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Yeah, and he's the time traveler and he like, did you see that movie? No. All right, this movie., blah, blah, blah. The guy, the old guy of the young guy

is telling, he's telling his younger self somehow they can see each other and it doesn't produce a time paradox, which flies in the face of everything Back to the Future taught us, but that's another story. So anyways, basically he's saying, you don't understand who she is.

She saved me. She saves you. Like because he becomes addicted to drugs or whatever it is and ends up, this woman that he falls in love with. And that's, I say that in a very geeky way with my movie randomness. That's the way I feel about my relationship with Meg

is that I know that I wouldn't be who I am today without her. Meg is that I know that I wouldn't be who I am today without her. And at the same time, life is difficult when you have two people that know relatively what they want. And you throw it all in. So what are you being at the Bush? Are you guys in a fight? Why are you so sad? Yeah. Talk about all this sappy shit and then you're sad about it. What? You don't want that? Or what's going on? You don't want the fights.

You don't want the disagreements. No, no. What are you fighting about? Oh, man. Let's get it. Tell us. People want to know. People are probably

dealing with the same stuff. Man, it comes down to… How hard is marriage? Oh, man. It's hard. I was married before, too. I've been there. are probably dealing with the same stuff man it comes down to how hard is marriage oh man it's hard i was married before too like i've been there like we were talking about it before in episode 1 how at 21 you know i was uh in the uh in the throes of wanting to be married and i was actually engaged um at 21 and so didn't go through with it. But anyway, what's it like to be married? What's it like to be in a relationship like that? I've never had one. You've never had one.

I have no idea. Why are you so upset? It's, why do you put your question, Andy Frasco, for those of you following along at home, and I say this all the time, he wants to know, I think what you're saying is you want to know, hey, I haven't experienced this. Why is this consuming you? Like, this doesn't make sense to me. Yeah. Or like, why would another person consume this much?

You talk about all these happy things about your spouse or whatever, and you're still unhappy. Why are you unhappy? That's the question, right? And ultimately, it's because when you make something, that relationship, whatever it is, when you make it more than what it is, you really put that other person on a pedestal.

And when they let you down, as tends to happen with our expectations, things come crashing down. So you're more heartbroken. Yeah. And it's not... Why? Because you had expectations you're more heartbroken. Yeah. And it's not, but I'm heartbroken. And yes,

I had expectations. What were your expectations? The expectations are, you go into it, you know, I remember hearing somewhere that, you know, hearing somewhere,

I remember at a very young age, understanding that it seemed like men wanted, like they got married, they got into serious relationships because they wanted to have peace, right? Like, oh, we'll get married, house, buy a house, get a spouse, two kids, a dog, all that stuff. And then suddenly there was a shift in consciousness and people were like, oh, I don't have to get married to be happy. And so now we've got kind of this paradigm where people are, where I see myself in that I grew up with this ideal that that was what I wanted. That's not exactly what I wanted. I want something like that.

I want connection, but I don't want tradition. And so, you know, that's what our relationship is. I mean, we're not swingers. I'm not saying that. This isn't an open invitation or anything like that. So you couldn't have sex with another girl?

No, I wouldn't. Yeah, we are in a mutually exclusive relationship. Is it all what you thought it would be? Yeah. I mean, the highs, all the time. What about the lows? Are there more lows than highs? At this point

at this point there's a lot more lows yeah yeah because it's new and you guys are still getting to know each other getting to know each other

yeah how does that feel? how does that feel to have more lows and highs in a relationship that you want so badly to succeed? well and that's just it

is that you just want to you just I mean sometimes you find yourself acting out of desperation because you just want to win. Like you just want. So you're settling. You I think that's the difference. If I find myself resisting something, I'm going the wrong direction.

Why am I resisting? You asked me a question, it takes me a little bit. Why am I resisting answering that? I should just surrender to that moment. I think you're afraid to express how you feel because you're worried about what other people are going to think about you.

This should be our free space to be free. So don't worry about it, Yeti. It's not like we have a million listeners yet. Our moms don't even know about this. Yeah, I'm not talking to my mom about it. I'm not telling my mom about this. I want to talk about the stuff that's going on in my head. I go through this too, though, man. But I do it telling my mom about this. I want to talk about the stuff that's going on in my head.

I go through this too though, man. But I do it with my career. I didn't think it was going to take me 10 years to get to this point in my life. I thought it was going to happen instantly. That self-gratification. But as I get older and realize, if it would have came instantly, then I wouldn't have appreciated all those lows I had of sleeping in the van or getting our van broken into and not selling enough merch

and not having enough money to get a hotel so you sleep on the side of the street. All that stuff sucks, but I think it's just part of the relationship or the timeline of this forever thing. If it's forever, like you say it is, if you're going to marry someone, fuck, it's probably forever. Yeah. So…

My ex-wife, no. Oh, yeah. It's probably forever. Oh, except for that. I'm waiting. I think I know once I get married once, I'll get divorced. And I'll just keep on getting divorced.

How many ex-wives will you marry multiple times? I think I'll divorce one and then try again with someone else and then get back together with the first one. Like, no, baby. No, no, no, no. You moved to Utah and have sister wives. Oh, no.

That sounds like too much trouble. I tried. I had this one point in my life. I don't know how that guy handles it where I I had like 12 girlfriends you were telling me about this in bed yeah

yeah I was like well it's just like not by purpose you know I'm not like I'm not just gonna hook up with someone and then not talk to them

you know I wanna I wanna keep building a relationship with someone you know it's not I'm not trying to be greedy and trying to keep building a relationship with someone. I'm not trying to be greedy and try to just bust a nut. Peace! That's not

who I am. So many rap songs just went over my head. Hip hop everywhere. No, I want to be friends with them. It's like I'm just in this weird predicament where I'm only in a town for two days a year and I'm never in a town for two days a year and I'm never in a town long enough where I

could build a relationship like with just one person. I'm building relationships with multiple women. Gay, I haven't hooked up with a dude yet. I mean, maybe I will. I don't know if I get bored enough, but I'm not saying

I'm not gay. The survival rate for everything drops to zero. Yeah, I hear what you're saying. But you know, you get lonely and you want companionship. We strive for companionship, even if it's for the moment, the night, for the week. So I got this moment where I was super lonely. All of a sudden, I have people that was hidden. I was calling my girlfriend. They all kind of knew about each other,

kind of don't ask, don't tell type of thing. But it was just getting too much. And it was more lows than highs and I bailed out. And that's what caused a lot of my anxiety was I was just spreading myself too thin and not giving all my energy to that one thing or that career and that one person so for you your career is your relationship right exactly so i guess i've been in one relationship when you were describing that what and that's great when you were describing

that when you were first going she's like this is like what you know i spent 10 years doing this and it was about you know i thought of that you know like you told me just a few minutes ago, like, hey, just give it time. You guys are in kind of some new stages. And I think that's exactly it. It's like both of us have been married before. And so we kind of know what we, we know what we don't want, right? We've established that. But I think we really don't know what we want if we're looking. Because, I mean, each of us will say that the person that's there is the type of person we're looking for. You know, Meg says, she's like, you're 99.9% my dream guy. And I was like, that's amazing. Like, to have that, like, that's awesome. That's why she's busting your balls. I'm a lazy fuck sometimes, man. I'll be honest about that at the same time

yeah I am recovering from a neck injury a significant one and I'm not recovering anymore I was for the last three months and it's been interesting but

I think we call each other our partners. And to me, that was much more meaningful than a spouse or anything like that. Just because it, the definition of it is in, you know, think of your business partners or even your band, you know, these are your partners in, in your relationship. And so choosing the right partners and choosing the ones that you vibrate the best with, isn't that the goal? And so, you know, I've told Megan, I say this all the time, is that I feel, I really feel like she's my counterpoint. Like there's the things I, she's my check. And I think that the side of it is that she's so much smarter than me and so much further ahead of me that like I'm just playing catch up all the time.

So I just kind of feel like the dumb guy in the corner. Like, check out my girlfriend. She's amazing. Yeah. I don't know. I feel, I hear you out. But I also feel like there's got to be a time for you. You know? If you're always worrying about how to make her happy. there's gotta be a time for, for you, you know,

if you're always worrying about how to make her happy, you know? Well, and I think that's exactly it. No, I mean, no, I, uh, the conversation that her and I had recently, most recently, like minutes before this podcast was about expectations and about her expectations versus what, what she expected to be going on and what I expected, what was actually going on. And they were different things. And she was just coming to terms with the fact that her expectations were often the emotion that that created. And so, um, it's understandable. And, but she was totally honest and said, I'm sorry to

screw up your process and how you're processing this. And that's a really honest, and honestly, I'm thankful for someone who's willing to say that. Like, hey, I'm having a hard time, but I understand you need your process and like those expectations and those things. I really think that we, oh shit, I've forgotten what I was going to say. I'm not even going to try and fake it. Just circling. Yeah, just circling. Know why you're circling? Because you don't want to say what you really want to say.

What do I really want to say? I think you got in a relationship because you're lonely and you got in a relationship because you're lonely and you got in a relationship because you feel like there'd be no one else for you. So when shit like this goes down where you're realizing faults in someone's personality or faults in a relationship, it's either fight or flight. And you're at that point where it's like, is this worth it? Yeah. So is it worth it? Yeah, it is. So what are you doing here? Should go after out after we finished this segment. Yeah. Go find your girl and make her fall in love with you like the way you should, man. Why not?

Why not? You got one life to live. Serious. If this is the girl of your dreams, you better fight for her because someone else will take her and you'll be feeling more shitty than you feel right now Andy Frasco does it again so

while Yeti finds love again listen to this awesome interview that we did with Bird Cloud I met these girls if you don't know anything about Bird Cloud Bird Cloud is this controversial band they are rock and rolls two girls, queens and we also had our homegirl from Thelma and the

Sleaze in the interview. It's just a fun interview. I love these girls so much. They're from Nashville. They're punk rock as fuck. They have great lyrics and they're just sweethearts. And the interview was all about just living on the road and doing tour life. Enjoy it. Check it out. Let me know what you think. No. You didn't think at all that maybe that was a thing ever? No.

I thought I was straight Jew. I got some black in me. I wouldn't have guessed that. No, me either. You would have guessed it? I mean, right when I looked at you, I said that guy's half black.

Perfect. I'm okay with it. Yeah. You're pretty. Oh man, you're pretty too. Do you have big cock? No,

that's what I'm saying. I have a small dick. We discussed this last night. Big heart. I was just saying. Love Luther Vandross. Are you, but you're half Jewish, so you're.

Yeah, I'm circumcised for sure, dude. I'm in it. Isn't it cute? Let's smoke some weed. This is your boy, Andy Frasco. We are on the What the Fuck Happened Last Night podcast. And we are with the queens of rock and fucking roll, Nashville, Tennessee. We're in Nashville, Tennessee.

I'm playing at the basement east or basement and I'm with Thumb in the Sleaze and I'm with Bird Cloud. What's up ladies? We're doing a trio. Hey, how are you? So ladies, let's get the elephant out of the room. Yeah, let's. Mack, I think you're in love. I think you're in love with our girl right here. Who, LG? Mac, I think you're in love. I think you're in love with our girl right here. Who, LG?

Hell yeah. Tell me about this. I feel it. I'm feeling the energy. I always try and get her to fuck me, but she won't. I made it very clear to you what the expectation was. We made out real good on a deck in Texas one time. Yeah, tell me about it. And in Denver.

At a goth bar. time yeah and in denver and in denver at a trash can at a goth bar and um but the one in texas was especially good because um lg sober and these girls were trying to get us all fucked up and they asked lg what she wanted to drink and she was like i just want a soda water and me and jazz are like we want shots of tequila and vodka sodas so she comes out holding all these got eight drinks in her fucking hand and hands LG one it's hot it's Texas

LG starts pounding this damn drink it's got vodka in it okay she got a little bit a little bit buzz felt a little bit naughty and finally gave in

to my commands we were we were grinding on this deck outside in Dallas. Fuck yeah. Did you finally get your way, Mac? No, not all the way.

No, she didn't click my mouse. I've tried though, hell. You haven't tried because you know what the expectation is. It's very low. I'm intimidated by her pussy. No, you haven't tried. You red sequins gown, red lobster. That's literally all you've had to do this whole time.

You keep attacking me. You keep telling people you're in love with me. And legitimately, all you've had to do is put on a red sequins, Reaper style gown, slip from cycling up to your hip, and tag me to red lobster for dinner. And that's easy. And I feel like I should be worth at least that. You are worth way more than that. Because I can fist to here. I'm, I should be worth at least that. You are worth

way more than that. Because I can fist to here. I don't want that. To your elbow? It's what they all do. You do. I don't. I don't want my stomach

to be injured. You don't want your stomach to be injured? I do it good. I'm a little deep. I'm thin. I'm a thin, cramped woman right now.

That means you do. Ladies, have you ever done tours together? Have you guys played together before? Yes, we did. And guess what? Sleaze cloud tour.

Sleaze cloud? Let me tell you something. I saw this shit on fucking YouTube the other day, and I was fucking furious because goddamn Shirley Manson from Garbage and fucking Fiona Apple covered the song that we fucking did on tour, but they did it the exact way that we did it. I've been meaning to tell y'all that. It's real goddamn annoying.

So how do you do it? We do it kind of like creepy and like menacing. What's up? You Don't Own Me. They copied it exactly. They turned it into a duet and they made it the exact same way. And the reason why I know is because

I'm friends with a guy who lives with Fiona Apple. And he probably showed her that shit. And she probably copied it. Because famous people don't have any original ideas. They don't. Famous people are constantly copying us. What the fuck? And famous people rip us the goddamn fuck off all the time.

All the time. All the time. Saturday Night Live rips us off. And then when people ask them what their favorite bands are, they're like Cage the Elephant. When's the last time you ripped off Cage the Elephant, dude? This is true, though. I've been seeing this a lot more. Even with stand-up.

You see the bigger stand-up acts are just ripping off all these young dudes. But, you know, I just had an interview with a guy who writes for one of the shows on Comedy Central. And he's like, they have 40 writers and they will buy. You have to like think about everything. You'll send them jokes and jokes and jokes for their monologues. And if they buy it, they'll buy it for 15 bucks. Isn't that fucked up?

And it's like the exposure. Well, all they got to do is look at our Twitter and they get everything for free. I know. Shit, we need to monetize that, ladies. You guys are too fucking funny not to monetize. Well, I'm going to do is look at our Twitter, and they get everything for free. I know. Shit, we need to monetize that, ladies. You guys are too fucking funny not to monetize. Well, I'm going to start calling them out now. They did this news segment that was our last record cover with the tongue sticking out. It was unbelievable.

I was so pissed. I mean, we got ripped off at the Super Bowl, fucking Ariel View, Beyonce, from 2013 or 14, some shit. I don't know, something like that. And it was our first record cover, like two crudely drawn female, like facing each other with like these like fucked up little headdress flame things. And she, I mean, whoever probably came to our show

in Brooklyn and was on cocaine and thought, hell yeah. It's serious, man. It's serious. Fucking bullshit. I hate them. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

It's called Trailblazer. Call them Trailblazers. With that being said, though, how hard is it to make a living being in a rock and roll band independently with everyone stealing all your shit all the fucking time? I'll let you go for it, LG. You just got all your shit stolen out of your van. I hear your Instagram. I hear your Instagram. I watch your Instagram all the time. I'm let you go for it, LG. You just got all your shit stolen out of your fan. I hear your Instagram.

I hear your Instagram. I watch your Instagram all the time. I'm a big fan of you, LG. Thank you. And you're funny as fuck. And you have some real shit you talk about too, so. I do.

I try to keep it real. How so? How so? Tell me. Tell me, what do you think? Is it tougher being a woman? I mean, it's just tough for me

because I'm not model pretty. And I feel like if I was model pretty, I would be really successful. But because everybody I know that just starts playing music last year, their records in Rolling Stone, their records in Pace, their records all over the place, and they just started playing last year. But they look like a model. It's fucked up.

Do you think they're even singing, though? And I'm like Lyle Lovett hot. I'm European hot, and I know that. I think you're fucking guys i think you're sexy i have nice arms i have really nice arms you got everything got nice eyes you guys i got two titties um can i have one no no um but yeah, no, it's very hard. But it's, you know, I think it's gratifying because I know that what we do has a longer shelf life.

And I think over time, those people, you'll forget about them and their CDs will be in the dollar bin and like you'll see my goodwill. But like our shit, I think it's forever. You know what I mean? And I think- Timeless. What we've done is created a mythology and a storyline like you'll see my goodwill, but like our shit, I think is forever. You know what I mean? And I think timeless, what we've done is created a mythology and a storyline.

And you could, you've watched us evolve. I mean, if you go on tour with them for two weeks, they raise the bar every single night. You know what I mean? So it's like, to me,

that's more interesting. And to me that has more longevity. And to me, you know, that's why I tell people when they talk about shit I did five years ago it's like I would be so fucking embarrassed

if I kept making the same fucking music for ten fucking years the same fucking way and didn't show any progression or evolve in any way

like that would be so boring so that's that's really the most gratifying thing but yeah it sucks when you fucking spend every last penny you have

on making all this merch because you need to turn it around and make money off it. You got $5 in your bank account and you come out and you're $1,500. Honda Odyssey sliding doors wide open and you're fucking, you know. Yeah, you were talking about that. Your cinnamon tea tree oil toothpicks are everywhere. And you're fucking rummaging through your shit and you're like well they didn't get my boom box but for some fucking bizarre reason these cocksuckers took my t-shirts that already

have me on them like how many they gave you like what they took like 30 of them 80 of them what yeah and i think they're gonna sell them on the black market that's like at least that's at least a grand that's at least a grand that's exactly exactly that to me that was you know and that's at least a grand that's at least a grand that's exactly exactly that to me that was you know and that's what i told my creepers it's not like because it's hard for people if my like guitars were stolen my pedals are stolen like i'm sure like everyone i know would have sent me pedals and amps and guitars but they don't understand that like that's legitimately how i make money like i pay my girls i pay gas. I pay for hotel rooms most of the time. Like, the only money I get to go home with

and fucking, you know, the fumes I live on is fucking merch, you know? Yeah. And it also sucks because I'm way behind on my orders because I do screen

everything myself because it's so much fucking cheaper. I mean, my t-shirts at cost with labor are like $1.20. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, and that's where

you make your money. Yeah, you know? And so, and I also got a good deal on a bunch of shirts for a dollar. So I went ahead and I spent like all my fucking money on them. That is so much. You know what I mean?

So I was like, oh, I got to take this deal while this deal's sitting here. You know? Yeah. So I fucking bought all these fucking shirts and I screened a bunch of specials. And the deal's gone now because you bought them all up

and the deal fucking is running around on Jefferson Street right now selling them I don't know what the fuck they like maybe they took some fucking

I don't know puffy paint and turned my face into like notorious PIGs and now they're selling them like no these are real

biggie shirts right here dude I think it's another jealous as fuck band some other fucking jealous bitches. That's, you know, typically I'm a very

paranoid person because I do think that Gigi is out to get me. And I don't think she does anything with her fucking time other than harass me. Who's Gigi?

Doesn't matter. She knows who she is. But all I'm saying is, all I'm saying is, I don't think that she did this because Whiskers lives in a gated condo, which is partly why I was like, I don't want to put my fucking shirts in here. I'm going to leave my boom think that she did this because Whiskers lives in a gated condo which is partly why I was like I don't want to put my fucking shirts in here I'm gonna leave my boombox

in here I never leave my guitar my pedals in overnight but yeah I do I do think that she did slip my my fuel line once on my motorcycle and I do stand by that statement because that was a brand new fuel line my motorcycle sat out front of my house I do because I swear to god it was a clean fuel line is yeah it's clear it comes right off the petcock you can't miss it dude that's My motorcycle sat out front of my house. I do because I swear to God, it was a clean. Does she know what a fuel line is? Yeah, it's clear. It comes right off the petcock. You can't miss it, dude.

That's obviously the fuel line. Oh, okay. Well, fucking goddamn, I don't know what a fuel line looks like. I know she did. I know you did it. But sucks for you, bitch. I fixed it. But, you know, I was down on Gallatin Road, you know, idling on a hill like, and all of a sudden, like, smells real like gas. And I looked down and my leg's covered in gas. And I in gas and i was like i got poised your whole ass dude that's crazy yeah i swear

she did that i would put but i don't think that anyone maliciously stole my t-shirts um you know i mean what i mean if you did hats off like maybe they're cold. But it'll get better. I got a shirt I got to show you inside. I bought a 6X t-shirt. Dude. 6X? It's plain right now, but I want to print it. Oh, you bought that for like, is it a tent? I'll show you.

I'll go get it in a minute. Can we all get in it? Yes. Okay, cool. Wait, we can stick our heads. You can be in the middle. We'll stick our heads in the space. And then we'll be a three-headed monster.

It is unbelievable. All the other cuts kiss our fucking asses. I think we should. I would love to see that. That'd be epic. 6X has got to fit. And then we should lay down and pretend that he's Johnny Depp. And be like, baby, baby, come to mama.

Burn the house down. Baby. Burn the house down. Baby, burn the house down. Look at my baby. Look how cute. It's awesome. I think, yeah, I totally agree. I've been an independent musician for 10 years too, and I live off of merchandise.

Yeah. You're not making money off the show money. Well, you know, we're selling custom content now. Yeah. You know, and that's the news. Yeah, tell me about that. Tell me about your Valentine's Day thing. the show money well you know we're selling we're selling custom content now yeah you know and that's tell me about that tell me about your

valentine's day okay so I came up with this idea to fucking make you know song dedications you know whatever song you want

we'll do a minute we'll do 45 seconds of it do like a 15 second like dedication yeah dedication at the end

they're 30 bucks each we've got three more days of taking orders. We've got over 70 of them. That's awesome. Are you fucking serious? Yeah, dude. I fucking love you bitches.

And we sold these Valentine's. We've got all these Valentine's Day cards that are sold out. And so that's, you know, that's like another fucking 750 bucks or something. That's the thing.

You figure out what people want. We don't make good money from Valentine's. People kind of buy our music, but they're more into our videos and shit. So we're like, let's sell our videos. Yeah. Well, how can we monetize the videos? You know, that's like.

Exactly. So it's going to be a huge undertaking. I just, I just did another post about it. You're so smart. I got you, girl. That was my idea. I've got to drop a Jew in me. Jewish people are so smart.

I ain't Jewish, LG. Well, you might as well be. Fucking anyway. So the goal is to get at least 90 of them. I think we can get 90 of them. 100%. Four days? 30.

We got three more days. Three more days. 30 bucks a pop. We should have made them more expensive. Why wait? I mean, I think you should just keep doing it through the year. That's a great merch item. People love personal items. I think that we should Skype parties. I think that if we were like, hey, listen. just keep doing it through the year. That's a great merch item. People love personal items.

I think that we should Skype parties. I think that if we were like, hey, listen, 100 bucks. We'll Skype your party for 30 minutes. Just webcam, girls. It's like holographic Tupac. You are. You're cam girls. We're video chicks.

Bird cam. We're like 80s video stars. We can film anything anywhere. And I think that we should start doing that. Because, I mean, if it's like, hey, we want you to come to our town, but you can't come. Or, like, the show gets canceled or something like that. Anchorage.

We Skype a show. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I totally agree. It's smart. Do a mini version. Just a little taste. I played Topless in the Sombrero on the internet for money, and I made more money in an hour than I made all month.

Oh, yeah. Tell me how that worked. How did you do that? What the fuck? I just said, if you buy Thelma's Sleeves, Candyland Box, in the next hour,

I'll sing you whatever song you want, Topless in the Sombrero. Yeah. I was like, I have no range, dude. Everything. Anything. Journey.

Johnny Cash. Whatever you want. I can go low. I can go high. But that Rod Stewart. Rod Stewart's your sweet spot. Yeah, Rod Stewart is my sweet spot. That's my money spot.

Do it. Give us a taste. Give us some Rod. Do it. Do it. Give us some taste. Got the most persuasive tongue. Yeah.

To promise all kinds of fun. Do it. Give it some taste. You got the most persuasive tongue. Yeah. You promise all kinds of fun. But what you don't understand is I'm a lesbian. I'm a lesbian. She's got a lot of pussy that way. We're going to cover Southern Girls by Cheap Trick. Are you happy? I'm stoked.

Southern Girls? That song was written about you happy? I'm stoked. Southern Girls? That song was written about us. I think so. Definitely was. That's crazy. I think these are all brilliant ideas. I think the time for being an independent musician or to make money being an independent musician

is probably the easiest out of the whole, I don't know, record labels. You don't really need a record label to make money anymore And that's important. I mean to see all these side hustles, you know It breaks my heart that you can't just make money off music anymore. You have to do all these bullshit things But and as long as long as your your fans believe in who you are the concept and the style It's in yeah, I rather have you know, I'd rather have, you know,

I have like a modest following, but they're all quality. They're all quality fucking people, you know? I can talk about period sex. I can talk about fucking, you know. Andy, I didn't listen to what you just said, but. You said something about the Midwest to me once that I really liked. What?

Pairs of the Plains? No, about how those are your, the fans that will support you when you're nobody. Or what is it you said? Yeah, it's like, I, yeah, those, I had to get the fuck out of LA because they weren't supporting me. I was like, it's this rat race to be someone else when all I wanted to be was myself and you guys are totally individual as well.

So I went to the Midwest and said, fuck it. I'm just going to book myself 2,000 shows and the Midwest were the first people that came

and they still come to my shows, you know, Kansas, Missouri, Oklahoma. They're the first people that come to your shows

and then when you're nobody at the end, they still come to your shows. Exactly. You know what I mean? They're the first people that come to your shows and then when you're nobody at the end, they still come to your shows. Exactly. You know what I mean? They're kind of like... Even when your star fades, once you get to that plateau

and you have to start walking down the mountain a little bit. Yeah, they're still there. It's not like one of these fucking shithole... Yeah. Like...

Cool guy towns. Yeah, cool guy towns. They don't have anything to do. That's what you want. I know, it's great. It's the best. But don't you have the best experiences in the Midwest and the Southern? Like the shows that you don't expect know. It's great. It's the best. But don't you have the best experiences

in the Midwest and the Southern? Like the shows that you don't expect like when you're in like butt fuck somewhere. It's the same as a night out drinking.

Yeah, exactly. The best nights are always the one that you're not expecting or getting laid. You never get laid when you think you're going to.

Last night. Tell us about your last night, Mac. All right. I want to kind of so we saw Mac. We right. I want to, can I? So we saw Mac, we were drinking, we're playing darts and we see Mac roll in here, lipstick everywhere. She's looking like Hunter, the woman Hunter S. Thompson.

She just walks with this swag. It was, it was true. She's wearing damn California raisins, blue jeans. By the time I met up with y'all, I was blank out. Stovepipe California raisins, blue jeans. By the time I met up with y'all, I was blackout. Them stovepipe California raisins, blue jeans. I was trying to keep it together. I was like, you know, me and my honey are walking around. I was fucking blackout.

I was sober for a week. I fucked it all up. I had taken a Klonopin earlier in the day to calm down. Today? No. Then we went and saw Elena Del Rey, and I ended up drinking vodka and everything else, blacked out. I've got one, two, three, I've got six stamps on my hand

from all the bars last night. You went for it. We went nuts, yeah. But were you day drinking? Mm-mm, no. You just hit it quick. That's when you get the worst blackout. Well, I was sober for like a week, And you were, but were you day drinking? Mm-mm, no. You just hit it quick. Mm-hmm. That's when you get the worst blackout.

Well, I was sober for like a week, and then I just, and then I blew it out trying to drink like I normally do, and that's why I'm so devastated today. Do you all drink every night? No. When you're on the road, is it hard not to drink? We drink every night on the road.

Yeah, but yeah, how hard is that? Two shots of chocolate. She's got like Touret it's like between every song we we get two jaeger bombs to the stage please actually you know what make that four because it takes y'all so goddamn long to fucking make them behind the bar do you fucking hear me look into my eyes i want eight jaeger bombs to this day. I've done that. And people will bring them to us. I mean, this one night in Atlanta, me and Jazz were doing like fucking like two shots between like every single song. Which night was that?

It was in Atlanta. It was at, it was. Star Bar? It was at, not at Star Bar. That's when we had our diapers. It was at, it wasn't at Star Bar. No, it wasn't Star Bar. And it wasn't at the Earl.

It was at the place where we opened for, I'm not going to say because he doesn't deserve anything. Anyway, yeah, we were going completely. We were going completely insane. And I don't,

I don't know. We drank seriously 20 shots each on stage. So, as you get wasted, though, is it, you know, these guys are creeping on you? Like some, do you have like some creepers?

You don't have to be wasted for guys to sexually harass you at your own show. I know, I bet. I saw it in Berlin. You're in Berlin. Yeah. That's where I first

ran into you guys in that drunk ass full. And you had to, you hit him with something or something. No, what was that? you hit him with something or something it was no it was what was that you hit him so you hit him with a microphone what was that moment maybe is that you yeah well in berlin i thought it was in berlin maybe maybe well i don't know but in definitely um yeah it's happened a couple times but the most famous one is um our christmas show

not this past one but the one before this guy um grabbed my pussy and i whacked him with this really heavy microphone and he had to go to the hospital and he was bleeding and and it was awesome it was awesome fuck him yeah that's fucked up i mean you travel with the guy on the road just in case like shit like you're that italian you're that Italian guy he was small he was small he was sweet he's rad I love him

oh he's so god our tour managers are sometimes guys but they're sometimes women yeah you guys are badass you keep sometimes we bring

a nurse with us yeah and sometimes we bring a Mormon with us yeah that's good you got two Mormons with you

because I'm also Mormon. Oh, shit. I didn't know that. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure I'm excommunicated, but I'm sure you are. At one point,

I was a Mormon. I love old Mormons. They're the best. Mormons. I like Mormons. They're good people. Mormons are good. Yeah, Utah's a good crew.

I'm a Mormon. What about LG? What's the craziest things that ever happened to you on the road? The most, like, on stage, I like Mormons. They're good people. Mormons are good. Yeah, Utah's a good crew. I'm a Mormon. And I'm a, and I'm not. What about LG? What's the craziest things that ever happened to you on the road? The most like on stage. Talk about Dallas. Which time in Dallas?

When, who choked me? No. Oh, that was in Miami. What happened? That wasn't, we were there.

Oh, no. Oh, they probably did it there too. That's not really the craziest thing that's ever happened. Oh, what's the craziest thing? Oh, they probably did it there too. That's not really the craziest thing that's ever happened. What's the craziest thing? Oh, actually, well, I wouldn't say this is crazy,

but it was definitely the coolest thing. One time we were in Memphis playing at the Buccaneer and we had just finished our set. And all of a sudden this guy comes in and it's like, obviously a Coke dealer. And he's like, tell them to play three more songs. And we were like, loading up. And my cherry berry was like, no, they're not playing three more songs.

And he's like, well, what if I give them $300? And she was like, let me see them bills. She literally said, let me see them bills. And he like, took out this huge wad of money. He peels off $300 bills, hands them to her. And she says, tell your bitches to get their shit. Yeah. Oh, my God.

So that was a really good night. What about you guys? It's fucking insane. The craziest, we can't tell you. Give me some mid-level crazy. Okay, mid-level, mid-level.

Regular mid-level. Okay. We, mid-level, mid-level. Regular mid-level. Okay. We, well, take it away, Jazz. I'm trying to think of performance-related stuff. I want to hear the parties, too. I need to know that. Come on. Give me some dirt, girls.

All right. Call some motherfuckers out, dude. We, you know, I mean, this is famous, but who gives a shit? We've pissed on Doug Stanhope's face before. Yeah. Yeah, we've had some wild times with him. Yeah, you're home with a lot of those comedians. Yeah, we love the comedians.

Before Ralphie May died, like a month or two before he died, we were all at Melrose, and we were all fucked up as hell, and I had my granny's lipstick on we were both making out making out with fucking Ralphie May

I made out with him so hard that he fell out of his chair fell off the goddamn bar stool looked at me

like I had balls to my mind yeah he was 500 pounds he was such a he didn't know I mean we couldn't help him up

I mean it was just like we were like what do we do he was the best he was a doll baby and then he gave us acid that night and then He didn't know. I mean, we couldn't help him up. I mean, it was just like, we were like, what do we do? He was the best. He was a doll baby. And then he gave us acid that night. And then a few weeks ago, me and my baby over here, we tripped acid.

You say you didn't want none. We're in LA? No, in Nashville. We don't go to LA. What about, you had some crazy experience in LA? Oh, Stan hopes in LA, right? Wait, what happened in LA uh with that

we're in 13 I know I know we can't tell you I mean he was talking about it are you talking about let's just say

we had we had an orgy of sorts I don't mean he was talking about that what an orgy on the internet no no no no no, no, no.

It was a different time. Oh, it was a different time. Different time, different group. What else have we done that's fucked up? I've never been in a band cool enough to do group sex with. And it's always been a real disappointment in my life. So if there are any really talented lesbians out there

that like to play music, that are in a group sex, I would love to fuck one person with my entire band. ThelmaInTheSleaze.com ThelmaInTheSleaze.com www.ThelmaInTheSleaze.com Please send your contact information.

Your base videos. Also that. Instagrams. Yeah. Because I would love to have group sex with my band. I had a guy who wanted to watch me fuck his wife.

And uh. It's cause you're half black. It was creepy. He drugged me up. I was on acid and I did it. And I fucked his wife and he's just watching in the corner. How far away?

Like how many feet away? Like where we are. And he was just watching like this, like game time, like coach. He's like the sixth man ready to get in. A little cougar-y. She was like a little older, but I mean, I was high,

and that was my point where I was just fucking everything. So it was just another experience I thought would be cool, and then it got really weird. It's like, I'm not going to say names, but it's like, if you want to open for my band, you're going to have to fuck my wife. Okay. I want somebody to say that to me. Oh my God, I did it.

I want Cage the Elephant to be like, you need to fuck my wife, and then you can play 30 shows with us. You're like, okay. Cage the Elephant. You love Cage. She loves Cage the Elephant. I know, you're a big Cage fan.

Man, they're our friends. They fucking rule. They just don't wanna take us out. Are any of them married? fan. Man, they're our friends. They fucking rule. They just don't want to take us out. Are any of them married? Really? Yeah, they're married. One of them's married. They came out to my show in St. Louis.

We were playing in the same town, and they were fucking hammered, and they look like fun people. They're rad. They're the sweetest, man. Yeah, they came up to me, hugged me. They're fucking sweet. They were hanging with Eric Krasnow and shit.

You know Eric Krasnow? Guitar player, producer. He did... Yeah, he's in like the jam world. But back to you guys. Sorry. It's crazy. I think, you know, you live this life

where you're in a new adventure every day. And you just have to like be in the moment. It is halftime at the Enni Fresco interview hour. Here's a quick message from the UN. Here we go. Seein' my share of big fake titties Put my hands on some just last night Tryin' to figure out if they're firm or jiggly Science rules when you're touchin' boobs Science rules when you're touching boobs. Science rules when you're touching boobs. Fictitious.

Science rules when you're touching boobs. Now it's the bird fro conversation. Yeah. Tell me about it. How hard is it to... I'm very curious about this because we're a wild band too. You haven't seen our band yet. You're seeing this tonight.

I'm really excited about this. Because we are simpatico. And I found you guys, my buddies in Denver. They're like, you got it. You guys in Bird Cloud are, you know, you guys are breed from the same cloth. Let's go tear Denver up, man. That's what I was talking about.

I'm saying you should open for a 420 show. I wish. We're playing with Redman and Method Man and Cervantes. God damn it. Are you serious? Yeah. It'd be fun. But you guys are in Humble.

Holy shit. We'll make it. I think we should do like a tour or something. I think we should absolutely do a tour. Denver, man. We fucking kill in Denver. Yeah, you do kill. I love Denver. All my friends say you just destroy it. Yeah, man. We fucking kill in Denver. Yeah, you do kill. I love Denver.

All my friends say you just destroy it. Yeah. Yeah, how, like, so how hard is it to, you know, you're a band that does whatever the fuck. You're punk rock to me. Whatever it is, you know, you guys are fucking brilliant. How you write your songs, like, you'll take a bluegrass tune and fuck it up the way you want to fuck it up. And it's poetic and it's beautiful and then you know the people who don't get it how is it hard to keep growing with this when you got like some haters who just don't understand the art of it

and they're like did you say they're protesting you and stuff well Well, to me, the haters are just kind of like, the haters are just telling us that people are listening. Yeah. I mean, and we also sort of get off on it now. Like, if you don't like it, like,

I mean, I just, we sort of are just kind of taking it as a compliment. Like, if you, if you have the time on your hands to leave a shitty youtube comment or something like that you're probably not doing anything worth a fuck

you know what i mean i don't see my friends cage the elephant leaving shitty fucking um youtube comments on people's stuff you know what i'm saying like those people are the lowest of the low and um the haters like local haters like every time i see him out i'm just as sweet as can be kiss my ass yeah hey sweetheart how are you i haven't seen you so long are you okay don't talk about mac kill the kindness and yeah i'm from the south yeah bless your fucking heart yeah like art in, it's like they're just condescending. It sucks. I love it.

So is it hard to, how is it making your next record? Is it hard to like, you want to do what, you know, you think your fans love, but you also want to, you know. I think, no, we just keep progressing and doing what you want to do, right? We just do what we want to do. Yeah, we do what comes natural. We're trying to write something that's true to our experience and something that reflects our lives and our new party stuff we've been doing. I heard one track, it's punk rock as fuck, girl.

Fiasco. Fiasco's sick as fuck Thanks I love it So we've got some other Loose ends to tie up But yeah This right now

From here on out Like until we get on the road It's crunch time for us We gotta fucking Finish this record up And then send it off And get some fucking CDs Cause we're going

To Texas And Joplin, Missouri Yeah baby And then we're going to Texas and Joplin, Missouri. And then we're going to Australia for two weeks to play festivals and shows. And so it's going to be fucking killer. How hard is it to like get out of autopilot?

You know, like when you, and we're performers, we're entertainers, you know, like there's moments where like you're at a show and you're doing, you've been doing the show for three months, like, or six months or three years or four years, whatever it is. How hard is it to take a break three months and then go back on the road and try to give them a whole brand new show?

Yeah, writing a new show, that's what we're trying to do now. Is it tough? We haven't started it yet. So I guess we haven't spent a lot of time doing anything because we're just so ready to get back out good like you guys we'll do some of that we'll still pull out some of the some of the old tricks out of the hat but but i think i uh stand with everybody i want to know the uh the diapers are coming back the diapers will come back sometime yeah what about the harmonica like that's always gonna be there i love that the harmonica is

crucial you know but it's like anything. Tell the audience what you do if you can. So Mackenzie's so little bitty around that one of those harmonica things that Bob Dylan wears when he plays acoustic fits around her

waist and it fits right in front of her, makes the harmonica part fit right in front of her crotch. My toady. So then I can go down and do a solo on her. We can both keep playing our instruments. We wear these headset mics. Your bass looks like you're eating her out.

It looks like she's, no, no, no. Not eating out because I don't know any woman that likes to be eating out standing up. LG, do you? Well, but no, it looks like she's sucking my dick. Or, you know what? I don't actually.

So if also please contact me through www.thelmins.com. Slide into her DMs. Slide into her DMs on Instagram. Any way you want it, honey. Any way. But so anyway, it's just meant to be like,

you know, vulgar, sexy, stupid, funny, like ridiculous. But maybe it's the same with you like like you just you do your tricks every night and when you play so many shows i mean we were on tour like seven months last year yeah and anything becomes pornographic and it's in repetition but when what you're actually doing is pornographic then you're like what the fuck is going on like i'll go but it's different. Every night, because it's so based on our chemistry, our show is fun to me every

night. The rigmarole of tour can be so fucking exhausting. Excuse me, did you just say the word rigmarole? She just said wigger. She just said wigger. The wigger of tour. The cornucopia of tour.

That part's what's exhausting but like the hour and a half that we're on stage is so rad and then when I get down on my knees to like blow her every night

like it's that trick is different every single night and it's so fun depending on how tangled up we are in the cords what outfits we've got on

what the stage looks like how wet the stage is I mean one time in Atlanta when we were playing with Thelma, we were- What were y'all playing at?

Swiss? No, we played at this- Hot dog party. We played at this hot dog party in this barber salon. Oh,

God. Hot dog hair salon. And we were rolling around- They paid us though. They did pay us. We were rolling around in goddamn Depends diapers,

topless, covered in vodka, mud. Like like there's like hair on the floor mud on the floor and vodka on the floor and i'm so poor i couldn't get my goddamn boots fucking resold so my feet were fucking disgusting and ruined for days and me and jazz are mud wrestling in diapers on the floor and she's blowing on my crotch and it was just people standing around you. Unbelievable party.

It was a cock fight. Yeah. So that, the old tricks never feel like old tricks. Sometimes like when I get down there I'll look up at Matt

like here we go again. But then once we get going it's like always chaos. It's always funny. Everybody loses it and it's so fun. I can totally. You got a bit?

No, I'm just saying I concur with everything you said. I've seen them at least a thousand times. Legitimately, every time. I am embarrassed because I'll stand there, and I'll literally watch the whole time. Like, you know, that's embarrassing. I've seen them so much, but I know that that's the

great thing about a true performance in in rock and roll is like you are going to take it to the point of chaos where you don't even know what's going to happen and you just ride it out and you you stick it through and watching them do that is so exciting and they do things all the time that I'm always like what the the fuck? You know? Totally. So it's. I love it. Yeah. It's like when watching is never.

Even when I was their merch girl, people were looking at me like, are you going to balance with them like forever? And I'm already like, no, I know. It's so good. They're so good. You know? It's a show. It's a different show. My favorite thing is when she yells at invisible people on stage.

Because now that I know that's what she's doing, it makes it even better for me. Because the first night she did it in Baton Rouge, I was like, all right, come on, bitch. Come at me. Come at me. Who wears this bit? And Jasmine came on stage. I was like, who's fucking McKenzie on stage? She's like, let's go handle it.

And Jasmine's like, there's nobody out there. And I was like, what? Because she was like on stage. She was like on stage. And everybody was like, what? Cause she was like on stage, she was like on stage, like, and everybody was super uncomfortable. She was, everybody was like, what's your goddamn problem bitch? Yeah, you were like, your boyfriend's gay.

That was my favorite thing. And I was like, who the fuck is this? Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, what's your goddamn problem? You know what I mean? And they were just like, I'm like, I'm like, we're gonna have to take this up after the show. I'm like, security?

Is there anybody in here that does security? What the fuck? I'm like, we're two naked women on stage. Are you going to help or what? That's what the great thing about it is, though. It's like you can have your expectations for whatever a cloud show it's going to be. You can set the stage the same way every single night. But it's like a monster truck rally. Like, something's going to be. You can set the stage the same way every single night, but it's like a monster truck rally.

Something's going to go wrong, and that's what you're waiting for. It's like NASCAR cars drive 500 laps in the same circle, but you're just waiting for them for something to explode and something to happen that you just weren't expecting. And it always does. When are y'all going to record Leather Nights, man? It's happening.

That's my fucking jam. That's my sexy song. I've been putting my lines out. I'm ready to sell out. www.fellasleaf.com I'm ready to sell out and go down where you're standing up. Hell yeah. But no, it's going to be on my new record,

Bras and Blazers. Which literally, I feel like. Look, I'm going to broaden the blazer. What do you think? Like it? All right, ladies. I've got one I'm a broad and a blazer. What do you think? Like it? Like it? All right, Lea, I just got one last question. I'll let you go.

So do you think your live show is your release? What is it? What is Southern? You're wearing a Southern comfort tank. Spaghetti strap. Spaghetti strap. Mackenzie. Yeah, baby.

I fucking love you, girl. I'm white. Oh my God. We need spaghetti strap. I fucking love you girl I'm white trash We need spaghetti strap We need spaghetti strap merch With glitter writing Exactly like this This is fucking insane

Fucking choco Glitter juggler font Fucking choco Yo me Cody drink choco Fucking pop more tabs all day with my daddy. Ladies, I don't,

no, we're not doing any more serious questions. Fuck that. I love you guys. Thank you so much for doing this. Thank you. You're the sweetest.

Bird Cloud, Thelma and the Sleaze, they're blowing up. You're going to hear about them sooner than you really think. We're blowing something. That's I think

what we established. At BirdCloud USA on Twitter and Instagram. Yeah, Instagram. Your Instagram kills. Thank you. It is the funniest shit on the planet. I'm a gram girl. Honestly, you're killing it.

I don't have the grammar skills for Twitter. Yeah, what's your tag? What's your tag? Selma and the Sleaze. Guys, thanks so much for coming in. I love you guys. Thanks for doing this. I hope you enjoy our show. Selma and the Sleaze forever. BirdCloud forever. We should please so much for coming in. I love you guys. Thanks for doing this. I hope you enjoy our show.

Come to the sleaze forever. Bird call forever. We should please come to our show tonight. You really should. I should come. Come. I'll get y'all in. It'll be so fun.

Okay. I think we're built from the same cloth. I'll holler at whiskers. I'll get whoever you need in. All right, guys. Love you. Thank you guys so much. Thank you.

Peace out, party people. Now, a message from the UN. Hey, mommy. It's Chico. I'm just calling to let you know that I got off of work early and I'm all horny and sweaty from working the construction.

Oh. Yeah, mommy. I'm on my way home. And my chorizo, it's growing in my pants Oh, it's throbbing I'm gonna come home, baby Oh, I want you to take a shower, a long shower And I want you to shave your panocha

Oh, yeah, I want you to shave it all Cause you know I don't like the air in my mouth But when I'm going down there I'm gonna go down there for more than two minutes this time baby Yeah, and then after you can I didn't shave but you can still go down on me and tell me my chorizo is big And if I don't come I'll go ahead and stick it in Oh and I'll stick it in all fucking hard, and I'm gonna pump it, I'm gonna pump it so good, mommy, oh, tell the kids to go to, oh,

tell the kids to go to bed, oh, get out of here, Pancho, get out of here, I'm with your mom, and then, after, get out of here, and then after, oh, when they come all over those big old titties. Oh, I don't care, they're full of milk, I don't care. Oh, that felt so good. You're listening to Andy Frasco, World Saving Podcast Day. There you have it. Bird Cloud. Thelma and the Sleaze. That was fun. They're really cool. While Yeti's trying to figure out his love life, I'm going to conclude this by myself.

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