Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - EP 207: Nick and Andy Catch Up

Episode Date: February 21, 2023

Call/text us and leave a message: [phone] No topic is out of bounds In which Andy and Nick talk about their feelings and feel things about their talks. And what's this? Nick asks for advice... from ANDY!? (Shout out to all the lone vacationers out there) Andy divulges his Jam Cruise spending habits. Listener voicemails are going strong. This week we have complaints lodged against Nick and a multi-part psychic revelation about Andy's very near-future. Would Andy fathering a child be such a tragedy? Only time and prescience will tell... (but yes, it would be) And don't forget to catch the band in a town near you andyfrasco.com/tour Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For more information on Andy Frasco, the band and/or the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com Check out Andy Frasco & The U.N. (Feat Little Stranger)'s new song, "Oh, What A Life" on iTunes, Spotify  Produced by Andy Frasco, Joe Angelhow, & Chris Lorentz Audio mix by Chris Lorentz Featuring: Brian Schwartz Arno Bakker

Hey, New Money Frasco, it's Schwartz. Listen, I never stop working for you. I work for you all the time. I have you in my conversations, I have you in my thoughts, I have you in my proper planning, I have your deals in my file cabinets. I don't stop. I don't need you to call me just to say, are you working for me lately? Or what have you done for me lately? I was just on an important call and I see, oh, Mr. Frasco, new money Frasco is calling me. Excuse me, sir, who I'm on with. I have to jump. I have to take this important call. So I jumped to you and what do you do? Oh, I just wanted to see if you would answer. Are you out of your fucking mind? What fucking reality do you live in? I'm going to answer. I love you. I work with you. I work for you. I answer your calls. I don't stop. So there's the fucking reminder you need. Hopefully you don't do that again for at least a year. Thanks. I love you.

Wow. He's back. I'm back. Seafaring wanderer. Andy Frasco's world-saving podcast. I'm Andy Frasco. How's our heads? How's our minds?

How's our dopamine level? I feel way better. I slept a couple days. You still made it to trivia. I did. You know why? You honor me. You still made it to trivia. I did. You know why? You honor me. Because I love you.

Yeah, you do. I really do. Yeah, I understand that. Yeah. Fuck off. Well, I just feel like I bring you a lot of positives with very few negatives. Yeah. Can't say that about everybody in your life.

I like how you act cool when you're in public public with me. Like you just don't want to like, like laugh. Like we laugh when we're by ourselves. It's just like, I don't know. What do you mean? Sometimes when we're at the bar, you just like, well, trivia is just like walk past me. Like this is my territory. I don't know. You have all these people that are like so excited to see you. And I see you all the time when you're not in public. You know what I mean? You know, I love you. I know. It was like, I just don't, everyone's there's just kind of like, cause you're famous now. So like, I just want to let them have their little chunk. I get my own Andy. I like what you said. All right. There's a party after trivia,

but Andy, you're going to bed. Yes. Well, cause they were like also the McLean was like, it's Andy's birthday. And he was like, I was like, yeah, Andy's birthday is too much over too much. You're five days of partying for a birthday. That's 35 is too much. I wanted to talk to you about this. Speaker 2, get the bleep out. Andy, you're years old. Okay. You get a one day birthday. I know. I mean, what the fuck? Why did I do that to my, I mean, I love that it was on jam cruise and I got to have a great party on it. Blessing and a curse. Yeah. Right. But I told people too early. Oh, you did. You told him like Tuesday. No, I just said, yeah, I did that Monday motivation. Like I'm

celebrating a birthday week and I fucked up. I shouldn't have said that you didn't do your Monday motivation this week. Did you? Yeah. Cause I was super sad. I didn't want people to see me. Why are we sad? You just got off your birthday i know but my dopamine level is low i thought the aliens were gonna just kill us all it's not the saddest thing people are always like the world's gonna end it's like no humans are gonna end yeah yeah that's true i kind of hope it is aliens it gave me like it gave me very high anxiety i couldn't get out of bed i was watching the game from super bowl the super bowl from my bed I was like but I was also low dopamine this happened to me last time on

on Panic on the Playa when they found out coronavirus was happening I thought it was it end of civilization it was over almost

and so I had really bad anxiety the day I flew back from Panic on the Playa I just had I'm so neurotic dude yeah you were extremely way more anxious than i would have ever thought you would have been before i knew you it's why i don't know why i

don't know i think you're just like hardwired that way yeah and i thought you'd be more anxious i was just i was just getting ready to say that people like oh this is my guy he's anxious people have this actually have this impression of me that i'm sort of like this hard to deal with anxious guy which is funny because of this voicemail we're going to play later about me at catering or whatever. We got a lot of voicemails. Get comfortable. It's just me and Nick for an hour. Yeah.

You guys are getting what you asked for. Okay. Here you go. So anyway, people always are like thinking I'm going to be like this hard to deal with sort of anxious anxiety. I'm like the opposite of that. Right. Yeah. It's just funny how we flipped it.

Yeah. Yang and yang. Maybe it's just because of that. It's just funny how we flipped it. Yang and yang. Maybe it's just because of how we are in public. Because I'm different in public than I am in person. So are you. We're both kind of the opposite. I'll

politician the fuck out of a night. Kiss babies, take pictures, no problem. I ain't scared of that. You don't see me doing that as much. I will if it's like an engaging person, you know. Generally, women are more fun to talk to. That's one thing

that's hard about the jam cruise is just like... Sensory overload has got to be insane. Yeah, Bayless... Bayless showed up... See, I got to do that. Humphreys showed up like halfway through the trip. Yeah, so what do they do? Fly into one of the island airports? Turks and Caicos and they almost didn't make their flight Because they booked it

And didn't realize that they had the 5pm flight And we were going to get on the We were about to leave at 5.30 So they had to change all their flights It was super expensive It was kind of fucked up And I was like oh my god I'm not going to have Bayless time I had Stasek time

Bayless is a little not going to have Bayless time. I had Stasek time. I love Stasek. But Bayless is a little more elusive. Yeah. Bayless, I could just... He's cool. I'm down to party with Stasek. I love Stasek. When I kick it with Bayless, it's more of...

Homie vibes. Yeah. It's like I could... Stasek's my homie too, but... You know what I mean, though. Bayless will talk to me more about the business. Me and Stasek will talk about how's your heart, how you feeling. Yeah, Stasek I don't think engages that much with the Humphreys business.

Mert, she does. He's like one man. Stasek and Bayless are kind of like a tag team on the Humphreys. Joel does a ton too, though, actually. I think they all do. Yeah. I don't know. So I'm like, oh, fuck, oh i'm not getting bail this time and then he showed up yeah he got yeah yeah he showed up and then um i like that these people's dad yeah he's like why don't you just

get a hat because we're just getting bombarded because he knew oh the height because like all his umphrey's fans he's like once you get him like so we i was like tripping dick like let's go to your room. I'll wear one of your hats. That made you probably stick out more. Oh, it was ridiculous. I was wearing one of the... Oh, look, it's Andy in a hat.

I was wearing one of Bayless' hat, and just, like, I look like, just, like, half an Afro, but my Afro was just... Oh, guys, look. Andy's trying to hide. Look. That is funny.

That's funny that came up about us being flipped because we were like just talking about that before right before we started how you were like, you're always too cool for me when we're out in public. Yeah, you're kind of like you're like, you know, it's like, well, I don't want to be your sidekick every hour of every fucking day of my life. You know what I mean? You want your own identity. You are my friend. It's just like everybody else is getting their piece of Andy and I don't know. Yeah, I still I still fly by and throw some lob some jokes in. Hey, you'll throw it in there. Like that time at Cervantes where that chick was talking

shit and you just wasn't having it. Really? I don't remember this. It sounds like that happens to me like three times a night. You were kind of buzzed on the, on the vodka seas. Oh yeah, baby. So it was like, I was like, Ooh, Nick is protecting me. What was she saying? I don't know. Something dumb. She was just trying to like, just like stab at me a little bit. Oh my God. You got frisky. I'm like, Oh, I do kind of vaguely remember that's my hero. I'm like, I do like to back up my homies when people are speaking of them. If it's a lie, if it's true, let it rip. Yeah. Yeah. I don't like my band bait. My band mates don't do that. I don't, I don't like slide slander or libel. Oh yeah. Any specific ones? I'm

not going to talk about it. I know know but you know what's going on yeah like what the i don't know i don't even know how to respond to that like what the i wasn't there you know i work my ass off for this band to be fair the whole man works their ass off every the whole i get it i know i just want to make sure that no one thinks that you're speaking in a way i'm defending you here no one andy's not saying he's the only one that works hard he's just saying he does work hard. Speaker 2 in the backseat and I try to, you know, put food on their fucking plate. Speaker 1 in the backseat All right. I might be back. I might be on it. I might have flipped

it over. You went too far again. So we put fucking food on the table for these boys. I get up. I woke up at seven AM to put goddamn food on our up. I wake up at 7 a.m. to put goddamn food on our table. I get up at 7 a.m. and don't put my shoes on every morning to work my ass off so these boys can live a moderate life in a mid-major city. All right. I needed that.

That was a little egotistical. I agree. I got to call myself out on that. That was dumb as fuck. I wake up at seven and don't put my shoes on. Yeah. I just want to be respected. That's all. I think you're respected.

Okay. But you know, maybe stop falling off stage high mushrooms. I mean, you might, I'm just kidding. Did you get a wireless mic yet? I got one, but they suck. I know, but you just need it for the one part. That's what I did. Okay.

I did it on Jam Cruise. I just had the mic there. I'm telling you. Yes. So that's your new thing because it sucks. You almost kill... I've seen you almost like strangle, choke someone, get dragged out to sea on your mic thing. But yeah, so you just flip it on for that part, go out in the crowd, do your little whatever, and then go back.

We did the... We battled Little Str stranger in this like uh five on two i mean i mean no they oh you mean music also who's a hoe oh i like that anytime like how'd you get on the boat i can't believe he made it on the boat because he his his wife came on the boat oh so everything is a little more in order when she's around oh he's super nice he crosses his legs he goes like he laughs at all her jokes and her jokes yeah like oh you're so funny wife too it's like he's such a ho sometimes too where he's like you know if we're trying to do like a team effort thing like we were battling little strangers like no i'm not on the frasco team i'm gonna be on little strangers oh that's some he would

do that's some ho kind of funny though too let them we beat their ass so let's go yeah fuck you little stranger you know what you know who's staring at little stranger right now fuck you pussies i have no beef with them actually you know who was the sixth man you know the mvp was ernie chang right oh really shout out to ernie chang dude we were down in musical chairs and those guys are aggressive they're pushing us off and like to get on the chair like they wanted to win this fight ernie but ernie's it was four to one one at a time just took down those so shout out to her that was so fun to watch

it was amazing so shout out to me i like how ernie I saw some picture of me. He was dressed like an NBA player going to the game. Very fashionable boy. Yeah. Yeah. He was nice. Ernie's a fashion boy. He likes nice things.

I've noticed. It's pretty loyal. He's fucking loyal. He's very reliable guy. Except for he's not, he's never talking shit. He did miss the first, uh, gig of your new year's run, but that wasn't all. That was a flight. What's that?

First time in 15 years he's missed a flight? He's never talking shit when he gets... That's all I'll say about that. Okay, stop here. This way you know where to stop and cut when you're going through real fast. Here, when you see this, you can cut it out. When I'm editing it. Hell yeah. Speaking of stuff that chills everyone out, dial it in gummies.

Oh yeah. Dial it in gummies. So grab some diamond gummies. If you're in the Denver area, Colorado, are they out of Colorado? Like all of them in Colorado, you can only get them in Colorado. No, but like, can you get them outside of Denver? I think so. Yeah. So, Hey, if you're in the mountain towns, you're going out there for a big ski trip, you're going out to Aspen or veil, even the most annoying people on earth. You want to be with some pretentious, rich people. You need to figure out how to not chew them out for being so annoying. You want to go to a boring town dialed in gummy before you have to talk with these trust fund. Yeah. I've been having to talk with some rich people lately. It is not fun right now. You

know, it was the worst medium, rich, the super rich people are okay. Cause I like the super rich. And when you're like kind of rich, it's like, okay, dude, you're only kind of rich, like new money rich. Especially if you're not hot to like, if you're just medium rich and you're not hot, like, yeah, tone it down, dude. This is a bar. Like let's all just be cool.

We're all drinking Coors lights here. You know what I mean? I don't need you to tell me about the the 60 wine yeah it's not even that expensive it's not even that tight yeah we're in aspen everything's sixty dollars yeah sixty dollars i just had a sixty dollar vodka soda the other day where i'm just going with it oh oh i thought you meant like i thought you meant like on jam cruise or something no No, but my bill. Oh my God. Guess how much my bill was for. So I don't know how it works. So you have to pay for alcohol. Okay. But all your food's covered. Yeah. Swipe a car at the beginning. And then like, yeah, we did gamble. Bo made a couple hundred bucks.

It's a casino. Yeah, dude. He went on. He let, he was on a pair. He was up. Hey Bo, get over here. Get over here. He used to quit while you're ahead with that stuff. Bo, I'm like, you know what? We just signed this deal with this big podcast company. Let me treat the boys. Let me treat Bo to some fucking gambling. You know? So we pulled out some money. Go tell them. That was right after we got done with the little stranger thing. Oh yeah. We were on a high. 50 bucks each. I taught all the boys how to play roulette it was a good time he was up 500 dollars dude started with 50 i got up to like 500 yeah uh i mean i did i mean played his birthday a lot 11 and 12 my birthday so i played on both of those

i just i leave always leave it on black always and then just kind of pick other numbers from there usually go in the four corners it was kind of like i didn't want to jinx it like i had to leave the table i was like i'm gonna this up so i i spent i gave you know every time i made money i gave it a little bit to you know em and jason our sound guy and you know we all split the dub but he was he had like 500 in roulette one i should have walked away too like me and jason were sitting there and i'm like looking at the stacks i'm like let's do one more margarita and see how this goes and then it just slowly started dwindling so what'd you learn about gambling no one to no one to hold them no one to fold them you gotta know when to fold them

no way to hold well buddy dude it was a lot of fun man honestly that was the best day of the whole cruise for me personally oh yeah it's like we had nothing else to worry about we were done with all of our and i want to i want to apologize no this is no this is my fault i want to apologize for how i treated you bo because i love you now that's rich in retrospect i him he up he forgot them he forgot them we had no no fedex up I love you. Now that it's in retrospect. I fucked up. He fucked up. He forgot the, he forgot the, we had no merch. No, no.

FedEx fucked up. He fucked up. Yeah, we could have made like an extra. Yeah. Whatever. Whatever. It's just money.

We're new rich now. We're going to buy $60 Pinot Noirs. Let's go. Let's go. $160 Pinot Noirs. Well, but I just want to say,

I'm sorry for yelling at you. I was in a, it was in a weird state with the whole Jill thing and the whole fucking, and you know, just with the, you know, it's that the jam crew stresses me out because you know, it's just a lot of work for me.

No, dude, I get it. And I just need, I didn't want to. And then the whole, you know the whole debacle with the the band dude and like every day we had going on yeah podcast interviews yeah multiple shows yeah we did isaiah sharky yeah that was really cool dude he's a badass yeah he's sick so i just want to say we love you beau and um keep working hard don't don't Doug. Don't quit, please.

And if Little Stranger takes you. Ooh. We were joking about it, too. I know. I saw you've always been hanging out with him. That's one thing I was getting a little jealous about. Apparently, me and Kevin and Sarah are all like three-way dating now. You guys fuck?

No. Would you fuck? Would you fuck Sarah? If Kevin's like, yo, let's fuck. Yeah, but he has to watch. Like a throuple? All right, get out of here before you get in trouble.

Get up. Thank you, Bob. Thank you for your service. If you leave me for a little stranger, it's over. It's over. I'm moving out of this state. Okay, I would not be able

to look you in the eye. You don't like when people... I want loyalty. I am loyal. Loyalty, loyalty, loyalty. I am fucking loyal. Just saying. I'm sure. I have a question for you about my relationship. Okay. like you don't like when people i want loyalty i am loyal loyalty loyalty i am loyal just saying i'm sure i have a question for you about my relationship okay what i know so um hold on what i want to see what you think about well because i it's i get a mixed reaction when i

tell you okay i'm in i can't wait but just like that's just funny because it's like i never do this i figured you'd enjoy this um so julie San Diego by herself for a vacation little girls trip, right? I herself though girl trip to read and hang out by the beach. Okay, so Nothing weird happened everything just it's what she does it like once a year It's so funny to see how people react when I tell them that some people are like dude That is so fucking cool you and other people are like immediately you can tell they're like Some people are like, dude, that is so fucking cool. And other people are like, immediately you can tell they're like,

that's kind of weird. What, girls trip? Like by herself though. She didn't go with other girls. She went by herself somewhere. I think that's amazing. Okay, see, that's what I thought. But like, isn't that weird though? Like it's so weird.

And you're like one of the first single people to react and say it's cool. It's almost always, except for my friend, Samia. It's usually people in relationships are like, oh, that's dope. Yeah. The people who are like chronically single online complainer people are like, well, that's weird. It's like, oh, it's like a glimpse into their psyche, right? Yeah, it's like a glimpse into like, you can't be without your person for more than 10 seconds.

It's either there to whatever that is separation anxiety, or they think or they're not trustworthy like oh this this is cheating yeah so that's the other one or they're which means they probably cheat because they're yeah if you don't trust other people it's because you're not trustworthy right that's why people who like are always like don't steal my wallet they're like the kind of person would steal your wallet yeah and like what does she do what what's the most she's doing she She's, Julie, she's reading a book. She walked dogs. Walked dogs. Hiked and read books. Yeah, maybe masturbated.

Probably, I hope so. Yeah. And then she ate, you know. Good for you, girl. Go off. I know, but isn't that fun? Go off. It's more about how people react to it.

Yeah. I think it's good to have a little independence. I went to Greece for three weeks by myself. When was that? Three years ago. I used to go every year. I've heard Greece for three weeks by myself. When was that? Three years ago. I used to go every year. I've heard Greece is incredible. Yeah, I lived on Santorini for almost a month.

I would just read books. Isn't it like mad cheap there? Yeah, it was pretty cheap. I got a beach condo for like 120 bucks a day. Jesus. And it's like cheap when you're there, I think. Yeah, it was good. You get a euro for like $2.50. Yeah. And also, there's not really Wi-Fi probably, right? Speaker 2 and I was like, Oh, I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym.

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I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. is that manuscript nope can i ever gonna show it no i want to find it right now never gonna show it i want to write a book so bad i just don't i don't know what to write though me too it's hard to like i don't want to be pretentious like you don't want to do like a fiction that's why fiction's kind of cool yeah like just like telling a story you know but like if if you do a fiction well i'll never do an autobiography i'm not interesting enough for that like my life life is like when I mark our, when we put, uh, my comp or, oh yeah, you put mine cup. I had a question in my trivia this week. It was like, what was the name of bill Clinton's autobiography? And you put mine comp. No,

that was a bill Clinton though. I set out the bill. The guy had a little funny little guy stuff in the white house and everybody's open arms about it. Come on, be a little looser. Yeah. Um, but what I was saying, so we did, so you, yeah, I went on vacation by myself. It was the best. It was so healing to just like, Dude, it's perfect. I go to bed at eight. I go to bed at two. I could go flirt with the bartenders. I could go and just watch a movie. I could, I mean, I did what I was, I remember I felt like I had my Top Gun moment, but we were going, I was on the cliffs or like

the mountain ridges of Santorini and you could, you, you ride four by fours and I'm listening to Top Gun and I'm just by myself. The wind's blowing. I have my sunglasses on. You're probably all tan cause you're like tan. I'm tan. You look Greek. You probably thought people thought you were Greek. Yeah, they did. And I was just out there and I'd stop and go have a coffee, buy it on the side, then go back, go have a cigarette. Oh, yeah. Smoking is totally cool there.

Yeah. Maybe find an empty beach, go beat off. Yeah. Just vibe. Definitely. And it was just so magical because... I was jerking off on the beach. It was a magical moment. I was by myself.

I had no, I would think about it. Shout out to Julie one more time. Yeah. It's normal to be alone sometimes guys. Relationship doesn't mean constantly touching. So you feeling good about the week? What do you guys got? What do you got going on? I'm doing a solo show on Saturday. That would be two days ago now or whatever. Really? Yeah. And then trivia every Monday. Yeah. I've been loving it. I've been loving that everyone's it's going well. It's packing out. This week was a little lighter, but the Superbowl was in that force. So you got to go still great. Yeah. It was still like three fourths. You know, I'm a, I kick one team out kind of at the beginning before

you got there I just kind of made it uncomfortable for them and they left they kept just talking and you know annoying I was like you guys got to shut up they were not used to being told to shut up it was like you know main character vibes and fly to Nashville on Friday Nashville I'm going to Marcus King's wedding that's so fun I'm excited it's gonna be a big I mean I think there's like 200 people I'm excited. It's going to be a big... I think there's like 200 people going. You got invited. It's got to be a big wedding.

It's a big... Fuck off. Jill was supposed to go with me, so I'm going by myself now. I might take somebody. You just have an empty plus one? Mm-hmm. I might take like Aaron Ray,

someone who's like sweet. Take Cacuzas. Take a Jack Cacuzas check. A cruise plus one. Take them both. Paul McDonald. Take them both. Have them jump together like stations and Bill and Ted's bogus journey. You know what I'm talking about?

I wish the Cuckoo's could do that. We're stations and then take them. I'm kind of nervous going though. Paul McDonald. Don't take a guy. I'll take a girl, but we'll just go solo. Where's she go solo I might go solo I gotta Cause I gotta

If I go The perks about going to a wedding solo Is you can black out Just straight and Get annihilated Yeah And like move around But also I'm like

I'm in that mood where Cause the last wedding When I went to Krasno's wedding It was like Yeah Kind of like the same thing Where like You know

Chris Robinson was there And just like all these Just like really high quality. Wasn't somebody being addictive at his wedding? No. No. Never mind. No.

There was somebody. I thought there was some weird story from his wedding that might have been. Oh, I'm not going to tell you. Yeah, yeah. I remember now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody's wife did not fuck with me

hanging out with the dude because the dude just got sober and he thought i was just gonna like oh no you're like the opposite of that yeah i'm like if you're not gonna drink cool i'm still gonna kick with you i'll drink i'm not gonna peer pressure you i get why people would be a little leery but they just don't know you they just think i'm just like some party all day partier you're not actually jam cruise. I did. I just destroyed my body. Jam cruise is Vegas. Yeah. I spent maybe $1,100 on alcohol. It's expensive, but I'm also like giving seven shots. I'm not doing it by myself. Like, Hey, let's do a round. I bought a lot around. You just have like a card they give you and you, yeah, it's like monopoly money.

It's like a, basically a card. Like like uh what barber has probably the gift card thing in vegas yeah probably similar thing same technology um that's how about like our drinks are more expensive they're like 10 bucks i can't how have i never been on jm cruise that's stupid that's one thing it's kind of hard because like that's all you do out there you listen to music and you drink and sometimes you take drugs it's like cafeteria food too right yeah nothing crazy i took i didn't take a lot of drugs are there nicer restaurants you can pay i did take a little molly and then i threw up i threw up three times on the three times maybe two different days or different days i was just getting drunk you know you just like you wake up not wake up

but like you just get out of a room like out of a show and it's all of a sudden 6 a.m. again. And you drank 15 Vodka sodas and took some little two to f*** or whatever. I gotta say, I did see some posts about it. You're the only band that makes it off the boat on social media for some reason. Makes it off the boat?

I'll see Andy Fresco. Maybe it's because you're posting them, but I'll see posts about your band. Oh, Fresco killed it and like doing different stuff I don't ever see that about any other sets really social media prints over here but I'm getting you know well I spent too much money on it yeah the internet costs 150 bucks oh that's why you have to pay for internet so you're the only one posting about your shit because no one else bought internet there it is there we go there he is our little social butterfly i did the investigation i was like there's got to be something why is andy's i was like why is andy's the band the only guy really making off the boat

with post it's because you're the one that paid for internet yeah and i'm trying to close i mean we're trying to try to figure out how to keep this house and we're trying to i just had a bunch of stuff going on fearless flyers on the boat yeah dude they're sick i love that dude that's the funky us and them had really big crowds for both shows that's cool really strong um but fearless i mean joe dart is a that whole band is yeah whole band's sick the drummer nate yeah nate wood i think and me and um me and what's his what's his name? What's the guitar player's name? Corey Wong.

Yeah, I love that guy. We're starting to get cool. He's a cool dude, actually. We just have different lives and lifestyles. Yeah, I used to think like, oh, this guy doesn't want to fuck with me. I'm like... No. He does want to fuck with me.

He's actually very nice. Yeah, he's sweet. And he's actually... You guys actually have way more... The things you don't have in common are kind of like big things. He's a good dad with kids and you're a single guy. So it's like your lifestyles are very different yeah but i think you're actually more

alike than you are different i am i mean he works his ass off yeah you have very similar work ethics you're both like bigger than just your band you're kind of like a thing right you're going for the same things just in different ways right so shout out to corey yeah yeah okay i with corey um so yeah i'm going to Nashville for that. I'm going for three days. That'll be fun. I love Nashville. You leave Friday, get back Sunday?

Leave Friday, get back Monday. And then I fly to New York where I am shooting a music video. For who? For us. Oh. I guess I could say we got a record deal. Oh, yeah. Cool.

With who? And we got a record deal. Oh yeah. Cool. And we got, uh, what's the record company? I'm not going to say until they want me. Can you imagine how cool that would have been in like 1995? Yeah. Yeah. Now it's like,

what? It's like, Oh, that sucks. But the, the record, this is the first time a label is really, is fucking stoked on.

Usually you had to like kind of like like like talking pray for these guys are like fucking in they've already been working like i'm they already like set us up with some dope shit and it's yeah yeah like shows or like um sort of marketing like triple a radio conferences that's like your next thing that you need i think it's the only thing you haven't that you have don't have yeah i think it's gonna be a big year for our music so let's triple a radios that's when you're like on fm like whatever yeah i heart radio blah blah yeah so you do these conferences and oh thankfully you know the one in i don't know i mean probably i'm not in that world you know i mean i

don't know i don't want to talk about it that's fine um but it's pretty exciting that is cool i got the budget so we're i'm uh shooting a music video with Danny Barberi again. She's an aesthetic master. She's dressed. You know, I don't want to ruin the vibe, but I have the whole LGBTQ community. We have a big New York and we're dressing up like drag. It's going to be a drag music video.

You should have that guy that left us the voicemail. Geisha, you out. What is his name? Aerial Attack? I don't think it is. He just messaged me. Oh, he did. He's cool guy. So they're going to come back Tuesday. So we'll see. And then, then we'll start announcing next week. We started announcing our partnership, which we are very excited about. It's going to be done.

We have a lot to talk about this week. Surprisingly. Yeah. Well, I haven't seen you Speaker 1 and Speaker 2 Speaker 1 and Speaker 3 Speaker 2 Speaker 1 and Speaker 3 Speaker 1 and Speaker 3 Speaker 1 and Speaker 3 Speaker 1 and Speaker 3 spy balloon or whatever yeah i love it's kind of i think it's war time coming nope here's my theory what i think is the opposite here's what i think here's what i think china did and here's why i think it's the best option so what does china do what they have no impetus to start a war with us right no we buy everything they make yeah that'd be so stupid they'd kill their own economy right

so they're not gonna start a war with us but they do like it a little bit when we're a little confused and focusing on the wrong things right so what do they think okay what's our biggest to kill their own economy, right? So they're not going to start a war with us. But they do like it a little bit when we're a little confused and focusing on the wrong things, right? So what do they think? Okay, what's our biggest weakness as Americans? We're dumb. We're pretty dumb. We're not the brightest country.

You know what I mean? There are smart people here, but on average, we're not teaching. So I think they said, you know what we should do? Let's just fucking spend four grand on two balloons and just send them out over America. Well, don't put anything on it. There's not going to be anything attached to it. It's

not even going to do anything, but you know, what's going to do two people in Montana are going to see it and put them in line and the whole fucking cultural center, like, you know, a zeitgeist of America will be focused on this for two weeks instead of whatever they need to be focused on while we do something else. Yeah. Well, that's the thing too. It's like, we're not going to work. I hope not. But, it's always when, when two countries are like kind of barking at each other, that's when the aliens start coming and checking shit out. Yeah. Maybe I just don't see it. I would, I would think a war with Russia would be much

more likely than China. Yeah. But the alien stuff is weird, but they're always around. Yeah, but UFO doesn't mean alien UFO Just means unidentified flying object. Hmm. It just means they don't know what it is. Hmm. It is weird though It is weird that they shot it down It's also weird that like the president or whoever talks to people about this stuff hasn't really said anything about it No, they're just like yeah, don't worry about that It it's like well that's when you really want whenever the government says don't look at this don't you know distract you do you think aliens are looking probably they've been here forever i think they're nicer they would have killed us all by now right do you just hear a dog

barking oh it's outside oh it's outside wow that. That's crazy. You don't hear stuff through these thick, thick, expensive... We're talking about aliens and the dog barks. That was a weird sound to hear. You think that you're one of those people that thinks they built the pyramids and stuff almost? Yeah, or they're nice. I think they're trying to help us. If they've been here, if they are here, if they've been to this planet, then they've

definitely been here for a long time, right? It just seems like just the way time works and stuff but too many people have seen aliens throughout the last people see a lot of though that isn't there it's hard to you know what i mean well it made me nervous yeah i know but everything makes you nervous that was actually what i was most excited about with the balloon thing i was like oh andy's gonna be so scared i think i honestly think that china they sent one over latin america too yeah yeah I honestly think that China, they sent one over Latin America too. I honestly think they were just like, watch this. They'll get the boomers riled up. They'll be getting, this'll get a mad at Biden's like, how's this? I don't know. What do you want them to do?

Fly up there and have 16 and shoot it down. Speaking about surveillance, we have a bunch of voicemails. Oh hell yeah, we do. By the way. Um, we should tell everyone that voicemails are going strong. They're going strong. What's the number of the voicemail? If you guys want to call it, it's also in the description every week of the podcast. Ready? Yeah.

Denver area code 296-2403. You can also send like, okay, here's the thing. You can send text messages and videos. Don't do the thing like on iPhone where you send me an audio message via thing. You can send text messages and videos. Don't do the thing like on iPhone where you send me an audio message via text. You know how you can do that? Cause I can't download those on Google voice. So if you want to do that, call and leave a voicemail. It doesn't ring in. So I'm not going to answer. Okay. Well, should we do them? Let's do them baby. There's like a few that were very interesting. One

one's a long one. That's a site that that we're gonna definitely talk about yeah but let's do some it is about you so we'll spend a lot of time on that one all right let's do this one first okay this one is for nick i think hey andy and nick this is nigel i just wanted to call in and tell a story about andy frasco at the wonder bar in new jersey about Andy Frasco at the Wonder Bar in New Jersey. Oh, this is about him. This is about him, yeah. I went to see Andy after Flamin' Lips at the Stone Pony, and I had a great time. Andy did his usual nonsense where he smoked everyone's pens.

They paid to be there. Took a handful of mushrooms, and all that went by just fine. But when he came out for his encore he decided to light up a cigarette and that was too much for their security guard who came up on stage and scolded him funniest night ever oh you remember that I do remember well I smoke cigarettes I try to you know Dave Chappelle smoke cigarettes I thought I could yeah I don't think that's exactly. I'm not so sure you guys are at the exact same level.

I think it's just so funny that I could do all these drugs, mushrooms, weed, whatever. No one gives a fuck. The minute I light up a cigarette, they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, in their defense. What? You can't secondhand mushroom someone. Jesus.

We though, I mean, you could get secondhand smoke from weed. I don't know why. So what he looks like, put it out for you. No, they just like, yeah, they, I think Bo, but I look at Bo when I smoke a cigarette, if I take a couple of drags and Bo's not running out to the stage. Oh really? We're good. How often does this happen to you?

Yeah. Every, I think it's like every i think people are on to me smoking cigarettes in on stage so like every fourth show i think it happens what just during the encore i mean if they if i sell it out or whatever why don't you just not smoke on stage though what's the i just i don't need to say i don't want to get high i only i only light up a cigarette you don't ever like stand there and smoke a cigarette no i i hit it once and put it out it's like part of my routine when i'm telling the story of like the mental health stuff i go i go at the end i light one up take a breath for myself and tell and just talk about how i'm feeling yeah that's honestly i feel like you should be allowed to smoke a

cigarette on stage if you want especially if you sold it out yeah i don't know i mean people they know what they pay to go to now if you're like at some like city event where there's like kids there and it's free maybe not yeah but if it's like an andy frasco show in a bar yeah let's do another one yeah let's do another one this one's for you nick hey guys james thompson here in charleston south cackalacka great to hear your shows as usual. Just thought I'd take this moment to squeeze the resentment pimple that's been stewing inside my soul for almost 30 years now. 30.

And this one's about Nick. I started a music festival down at Valley Branch Retreat, Paint paintball Valley southern Indiana sick venue called It's a green stock Have on me makes of that festival and I always kind of look back the photos and have a real good Glowing feeling inside about the good shit that we did and how positive everybody was on a very very small budget until i get to the memory of nick and him constantly bitching about how oh is this the only sound like food i get you're gonna give to us is this the stage i have to perform at just constant I thought I know that guy kind of believe this no because here's the thing I never stay the night when I

played there so I don't know why I would be bitching about the accommodations I wait it's only an hour from India that's the thing maybe like you wanted to get a hotel they didn't give it to you but they have these cool little cabins there that actually oh no i did stay there once but also i could also see them thinking that you're being a dick by your tone yeah because you're kind of like you know resting face i could have 100 also i believe because he even mentioned this there is a very strong chance that i was like around my friends and like people took it the wrong way either way i don't feel bad yeah where. Where the fuck is the Kool-Aid? No, there's no way I was saying that. Like I was like, so this is what we get to eat.

You know what I mean? Oh, you never bitch about food. I don't, I'm not a food complainer. Have you ever heard me complain? I've never even seen you eat. I mean, we've been to dinner. I mean, I've seen you like rabbit eat. Like, like we've like, we've gone to dinner together. And I, but I like, you can't, I've seen you like rabbit eat, like, like, like we've like, we've gone to dinner together. And, but I like, you can't, I watch you by watch like a Hawk, you know, this is weird. I watch you like a Hawk and I've never really seen you eat a meal. I've seen you eat like a, like you'll come over to the house. Like, don't even talk to me and just grab some chips. Like a little snack, little cookie.

I've never seen you eat a meal. That's why there's a lot of poking a lot of holes in this guy's story here, aren't we? But I do believe that I could be a dick to people in public. I'm not saying that I don't have the capacity to especially come off like a dick. I more come off like a dick than I actually am a dick. I also could have been joking

with one of my homies like, but I don't see myself complaining about food. I don't. I'm going to call bullshit on it. Yeah, but also good voicemail. Yeah, that was a good voicemail. Yeah, if you guys want to call me out for being a dick more, go ahead.

Let's hear another one. Hey, my name is Jason. I have a quick question for Andy. My question is, do you think you could ever get a triple-double in basketball? Andy, can you rebound? I believe you can get 11 rebounds in a game. I like this. Can I get a triple-double?

Well, first of all, what's the competition? Who am I playing against? I guess a 7th grade girls basketball team? Maybe. Against a 5th grade girls basketball team, yes. What about people my age that play JV basketball? Yeah. I don't know. Triple double. Those guys are probably still pretty good. They know. I know I could get 11 assists, 10 assists. I know I could get 10 rebounds.

Speaker 2 and assists also who's on your team. Speaker 0 7, true. I don't know. I know. I'm I know I could get the assist. Cause that's how I am. The pro the thing I'm going to have problems scoring. So I'm not really a great shooter. And you're from LA. You know what I mean? Yeah, that was because that's how I am. The thing I'm going to have problems with is the scoring. Because I'm not really a great shooter. And you're from LA. You know what I mean? Yeah, I was six foot tall when I was 12. Oh, really?

You were one of those? Yeah, so I was always raised as a center. And then everyone grew. Oh, right. And now you're like a shooting guard. No, but I never learned how to shoot. I was just in the post. Oh, because, yeah, you were like tall when you were 12. So if, if

my, if, if I'm bullying, getting bullied by a bigger guy, I don't think I could get the 10 points, but I will get the 10 rebounds for sure. And I will get the assist. Speaker 3 in the post. That's like the opposite of what happens to like these big men in the NBA where they're like short. And then so they teach them to be a guard. Like who was that? I don't remember. Anthony Davisis he was short like a long time and he like was a guard in chicago a pretty good one and then he grew like seven foot his junior year and then he had guard skills and now his size right it's like the opposite of what happened to you exactly so i don't know i don't know it depends on who you're playing but i think i could

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people under at grocery stores right right right so um so thank you for that that was nice i i had to really think about that. And I was thinking of it honestly. I could lie to you and say, yo, for sure. How's your ball handling? Double, double. I could for sure. I'm a great passer.

When you're on a beach in Greece, it's pretty good, huh? Shut the fuck up. All right. I think we should go into this. Psychology? Let's go into this. I mean, psychic. A psychic called our hotline.

And I really do believe in this you do now this is the second person who gave another medium has hit me up saying i've been seeing you in my dreams and this is kind of freaking me out now that multiple mediums are seeing me in their dreams i know you like that you know just write up oh you've been thinking about when i'm not around we're going to put that on the podcast. So I'd like to introduce this one because I'm kind of freaked out by it, but it's also, let me know what you think of this. All right, we're going to do this part by part,

and we're going to analyze it. Do the intro first. Hello. I had planned something really funny to say. Nice little skit, but I'm also a little bit psychic. And in the whole process of doing this I sort of had this psychic download so here's what I got Andy Frasco 2023 okay so there it is what's the intro um looks like about six events here hold on before we do this yeah I've just

broken off so be easier um before we do this what strikes me as little off is like I was here to make a bit yeah and then you had a detective download while you're doing it so maybe he's full maybe he's real hmm there's a couple things in here that feel really fucking real yeah all right let's go to the they're all the ones about you being famous and blowing up. Shut the fuck up, Nick. Looks like about six events here. So first off, seeing a red carpet event. Tight. Somewhere, probably California, it feels like.

Yeah, of course. There are searchlights going back and forth in the sky. Alien. But it's during the day. And that's just, it's this weird juxtaposition, but it's like this Hollywood-style event with searchlights and a red carpet, and Andy is there holding the microphone. It's like you're interviewing people.

And why this event's going to be so important is because this is where you're going to meet. Just going to leave it right there. Hold on. What does that mean? This is where you're going to meet? Searchlights could be the cops looking for you. You know what I mean? No. During the day, searchlights could be the cops looking for you you know what i mean no during the day searchlights who knows why would it be interviewed like they would they know where maybe maybe you broke into the red carpet trying to

interview jack maybe like this maybe like i'm finally gonna meet the love of my life that's what he's saying i think he's implying you're gonna meet the love of your life but you've known floyd for five years so i don't understand where he's going with that. But I guess he thinks you're going to be interviewing people on a red carpet event, maybe the Oscars, maybe the Grammys. Maybe the Grammys. He'd be a good Grammy correspondent. I think so. Right?

You've got to get in the Grammys somehow. I mean, that's true. Here's another part of this. Next. Hold on, before that. I don't understand the spotlight thing. That's like how they have those on the ground at red light events. So it's a big event. Those things that go around. But then he also says during the day.

So what are you talking about here, buddy? Why would they have lights on during the day? So maybe they are looking for me. It is LA. They like to waste and be wasteful. All right, let's check this. In my conservative state of Indiana, they wouldn't have their lights on during the day. Go.

Next. This is the one that I'm really the most curious about. The haircut. Don't know what that's about. Don't know if that's a metaphor. Don't know if that's really a real haircut. But it's going to be a live event and it's going to be your biggest audience debate. For my hair?

That's sad. That does check out the rest of your career. The things that you put the least effort in and are the less work do the best. The dance party versus when you make an album for two years versus the dance party, you know, the numbers that does kind of check out, but why would you cut your hair? Maybe I'm for charity. Maybe I'm putting out a solo record. Maybe you start balding in like April. It just comes on real fast. What if I have cancer? Oh my God. And I have to cut my hair. Oh, well, we'll see you next week guys. Gilding gummies. Let's keep it. I don't know. I just don't see you cutting your hair. I don't either. Unless it gets

real long. Well, dude, you should grow your hair out as long as you can. I'm thinking about it. Don't do like a get all matted. What's his name? Preston? I don't know who you're talking about. The keyboard player? Billy Preston? Oh, Billy Preston. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Just over my shoulders. Fucking epic. Next part. Next event. See a big satellite dish.

It's a live festival that's being broadcast. A festival that's being broadcast live. I see burritos. That's's weird and this is where somebody very important is going to see you okay hold on that's it that's it i have a huge hole to poke in this so it's so i read what does burrito imply what kind of festival it just means the normal festival what kind of festival does a burrito imply come on um go with me festival jam band festival no so why would there be a satellite burrito at Coachella

things you'll never see at a jam band festival, a satellite and an important person. Okay. So what is not going to be an important person? It's going to see you at a jam and festival, the Brit and I'm just kidding. But the burrito thing does make it weird, right? Speaker 3 and a jam band festival. It's very imagery. He's maybe like they, they, maybe I'm eating a burrito. Maybe it's like catering. Who's the important person going to be that sees you? I don't know. It could be someone in career.

It could be that. Maybe it's the love of your life. Maybe it's Bob Weir. That'd be awesome. Maybe he's working out while I'm staring. Side stage just fucking. While I'm staring.

Him and Rick from Goose just doing curls. Did you see all those videos of them doing. Oh shit. It was hilarious. Working out on the beach. That shit was fucking hilarious.

Good job, Ben. Yeah, shout out to Ben. All right, here we go. This is where it starts getting weird, right? Okay, next. Well, it's been pretty weird. I'm going to call this simply after. I'm not going to tell you any more about it.

I think I do know what it's about. And then I'm just going to say that other people could see this as a tragedy, but Andy is going to see this as a blessing. And it's going to set the course for your life going forward. It's going to be a real kick in the ass. It's going to work out very well for you. See, this is where I start thinking. The optimist.

This is where I start thinking. Maybe this is where I start thinking about like This is where I start thinking, maybe... This is where I start thinking about, like, maybe I'm going to lose the house. That's not a tragedy, though. I mean, maybe I'll have to leave Denver. I just don't think that's a tragedy. Like, that's not, like, a tragedy. Then I start thinking about maybe a band member

dies. Yeah, but why would you... It'd be hard to flip that as a blessing. Yeah, why would it be a blessing? Especially you. I'd be sad as fuck. Yeah, that's not you. What if a band member quits? I think it's more something like somebody does something on their own accord and you flip it to something better. I just don't think selling your house

and making money on it's really a tragedy. Well, it's like I'm sad if I have to run this house. You know what I mean, though. Is that a tragedy, though? No. What do you think it is i don't know a tragedy to me i go back to cancer i just don't want to do i have cancer no i don't want to why would i say you have yeah yeah let's go all right see you next week guys

who is it next week whoever it is yeah i don. I don't think, I don't know what, see, it's like tragedy is so broad, but it's also so strong and powerful. So it's like also, but here's the other thing. They said some people think it's a tragedy. I think it's going to lift me up though. Right. So,

so yeah. Weird. Which is not really in your personality type to begin with. You're more of a, you've been scared of aliens for four days. So that doesn't really, you know what I mean? Based on like CNN.

So like, I don't know. Wow. That could have all just been a distraction from the train derailment too in ohio that's just crazy but uh train derailment you don't know about this no holy dude it's like up norfolk southern the train company they had a train derail and uh i think east palestine ohio which is right in the pencil it's basically an appalachian the pennsylvania ohio border had all this like it's like the white noise that movie white noise yeah it's essentially what happened in that movie like all these toxic fumes are getting out animals are dying people had to evacuate the city and they covered up for like a week they were

like arresting journalists and or at least like silencing them somehow what it's like dude like look up there's like a giant blue a black I saw that. I thought that was the alien crash. What's fucked up is they made that movie like right around there. Some of the people from that town were like extras. Hey, Google this. Google this East Palestine, Illinois train. Have you heard of this bow? That's crazy. I guess you guys have been on jam cruise, but like they were hiding it. Oh shit. Here it is. Dude, fish are dying and everything. But what was in the, what was in it?

What was in the, we in it what was in the we'll get back to this final part of the voice moves like crazy uh chemical solutions or whatever i'm not like i don't know like hydrochloric something i mean people are like no i don't know if any people have died animals are definitely dying it's getting in the river that's scary it's way worse than balloon in sky uh-oon. Oh, I thought an alien ship crashed in Ohio and they're trying to keep it safe. No, no, no, no. Not everything's aliens.

Some stuff isn't aliens, actually. Around 9 p.m. on February 3, a train derailed in East Palestine, Ohio, a village of about 4,700 residents, about 50 miles northwest of Pittsburgh. There was 150 cars on the route from Madison, Illinois to Conway, Pennsylvania. The Transportation Safety said on

February 14th, 38 cars derailed and fired. That's a lot, dude. Dude, damn. That's crazy. Oh, vinyl chloride. Vinyl chloride. A toxic flame. Oh, my God. Yeah, they definitely kept that shit hush-hush. Dude, I mean, that was the third. What is it? The 15th today, so it's been 12

days. Oh, my God. And you're just now hearing about it wow well i i saw a picture of this right but i'm just saying like you should have heard about that february 3rd right isn't that up damn so some people are saying that like they're boosting all this balloon oh to like hide them yeah they're trying to blame biden too it's like you know it's just like this concerns about air soil and water yeah well that's cool we don't need air soil or water to survive we'll be fine them yeah they're trying to blame biden too it's like you know it's like this concerns about air soil and water yeah well that's cool we don't need air soil or water to survive we'll be fine speaking of that of the future this is the last part of the email that kind of scared me yeah yeah check this out okay here's here's the one that's gonna be a little bit jaw-dropping perhaps Andy's child oh my god yep it's gonna happen this year

what the fuck and it's gonna be wanting to name his kid something very bizarre what the name that came to me was Godzilla I don't think it's Godzilla doesn't have to be something just as stupid. Andy, let mom choose the kid's name, okay? Let mom? I don't, what the fuck? Me having a kid? First of all, I will pay for your vasectomy. If this is happening, I'm buying out of my house.

I will pay for your vasectomy tomorrow. I'm getting a vasectomy. You're not having a kid. That scared me. First of all, I doubt your semen could even do that at this point. I don't think you have work income, right? I should check that. I just got my health insurance today oh yeah you should definitely go get your first thing you do get your cum checked i will then maybe your heart i don't know about the killed thing you don't know i i don't know i i uh

that'd be scary what if that maybe that's the trash that's the biggest night what maybe the kid is the tragedy and he didn't put it together having a kid oh only me would see it getting i think that's a tragedy i know but like most people are like that's not that's like my dream it's like i i can't have a kid i can't have it no it would ruin your life it would ruin my life and i wouldn't ruin it's not it's a i'm not one of those anti-kid like i'm nervous to have a dog i'm not one of those anti-kid like i'm nervous to have a dog i'm not one of those child-free anti-kid people i like kids parents you're most of you are okay it's not a tragedy if most people have a kid if andy frasco has a kid it's a tragedy

so i'm thinking that shut the it is not for the world for your lifestyle right i'm not saying like your kid will be bad i'm'm saying it would fuck your rhythm up. It would fuck my rhythm up. That's all I'm saying. For you, it would be a tragedy. Now, would you flip that into a blessing? Probably, because it is a kid. I mean, you know what I mean?

Even this breakup I'm having is fucking my rhythm up. Is that not over yet? I mean, I'm still hurt. Oh, okay. I didn't know about that. You didn't? Sorry. I don't know what to tell you.

It's been like six weeks. How long do we got to do? You know what I mean? I know. I know. You only dated for 10 months. I know. that you didn't sorry i don't know tell you it's been like six weeks how long we gotta do you know what i mean i know you only dated for 10 months i know i'm the same chick for like almost 10 years now what if she broke up with you would you cry i don't know i probably i'm pretty good at moving on from breakups right i don't know i don't know i guess in some ways like a 10 month breakup is like almost sadder than a 10 year breakup breakup in some ways. Because you're like... If you break up after 10 years, it's like... It probably ran its course.

Yeah. If you break up after 10 months, you're like, there was this potential. You know what I mean? Maybe you feel like it got cut short more, maybe. Right. I was talking to John Shields about this. Who?

John Shields from Little Stranger. He's kind of like... He'll always be single, too, I think. He'll try dabbling in relationships. Are one of them kevin has a girlfriend who's awesome okay um that was about to have a threesome with okay yeah i remember that i remember that yeah yeah both definitely yeah they're gonna have a throw up one i want you to look into kevin's eyes when you do and say i'm staying with frasco right when you come it seemed more like kevin was going to sit in the cup chair kevin i think every hotel has the cup chair i think kevin would be into

watching his homie have sex with his girlfriend i would not be into that i wouldn't be into it either but there's some kind of freaky thing about it dude's butts are just weird i don't want to see yeah actually because you're going to see only like asshole. You don't see the girl that much. You just see the dude's ass and balls. I'm like, yeah, your girl's not going to be all in. Yeah, that would be kind of weird, actually. Guy butt? Like, no, I'm out. I was always like thinking, you know, like at the end of the relationship with Jill,

I was like, yeah, let's just try an open relationship. Like she wasn't about it. You can't do that during the breakup. You have to try the open relationship. You don't about it can't do that during the breakup you have to you have to try the opener you don't god damn it i'm doomed i'm doomed hey let's maybe try this uh let's you know it's like jumping off a boat with a parachute you don't you don't try the open relationship at your lowest point you try it like at your highest point when you're getting along great well i didn't whatever lesson learned things come go. But I was talking to John about, you know,

because I feel like he'll be a single boy. Yeah, he probably won't though. But he's got that sad in his eyes too, like I do. Like we're lonely. I got sad in my eyes. Here,

I'll look at the camera. Zoom in on those sad eyes. How do you not think those eyes are not fucking just demonized by sadness? I'm very content. I'm in a good mood today. Really?

Yeah. This is me. I'm in a good mood, everybody. We got to get out of here. I got damn puppy dog. This is fun. I love this episode, though. We talked about a lot of shit.

Is there anything else you want to bitch about? I'm glad I told you about that train derailment. Yeah, I didn't know that. No, my career's going good. I can tell your career's going good. Cause your manager's new house is amazing. Speaker 2 and Speaker 3 Speaker 0 5, L pussy palace.

Speaker 2 and Speaker 3 Speaker 0 5, speaking of that, we've got to get you on Yellowstone. Oh yeah. Before we get out of here. Yeah. How am I going to get on on Yellowstone before we get out of here. Speaker 2 and Speaker 3 4, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05, 05 him. He's playing at the governor's party of Montana. Every. And then I realized that what's his face, Brian, Brian manages them. We can get you on Yellowstone. No. Yes. You could be like the guy who the band from LA who got lost on the way to standpoint, Idaho and you're in town respect. And then you play, what the fuck you play this crazy rock and roll show.

And they're like, Oh, the Cowboys start liking you. And then you just say one dumb thing to a girl afterwards and they just beat your ass brian what hey brian come on i know he stopped listening to the podcast months ago why i don't know i think he's lying i think he does listen to it really yeah he just doesn't have to keep tabs on your ass he's got to keep yeah if your client brian put me on yellowstone already what the come on dude i just wrote his character arc it's a one episode let's get shaneepisode arc. Actually, let's get Shane Smith on the show and let's ask him how he really got it. Maybe Brian didn't get him on Yellowstone. There's another singer, a female

singer. I can't remember if she's been on it a bunch, too. Shane Smith, you're on the show next. We're going to get you on the show. Yeah. Andy's hot, so. Oh, you know what I do have to talk about? We are going on tour with Big Something in March. Yes. Very excited.

West Coast. West Coast. From March 3rd to March 25th. I haven't been back to the West Coast in two or three years. Buy your tickets. March 3rd and 4th, we're in Salt Lake City playing with the motet before we start the tour. That's going to be fun. March 5th, Jackson Hole, to be fun. March 5th,

Jackson hole, Wyoming. Cool. March 6th, catch them. I'm going back to catch them. Love to see it. Oh yeah.

I love all these towns. I really do. What are those? What are those mountain towns? Like, are they fucking awesome? Idaho is awesome. They different than Colorado mountain town.

Yeah. A little bit. That is rich. Not as well. Jackson hole is, I mean, they got some blue collar, but they also got rich.

I don't know. Yeah. They're all the same. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. They're all the same yeah okay yeah they're all the same whatever i like them um besides like they're not she she like veil no but they're like steamboat jackson okay that's the rules but jackson hole's kind of getting rich right oh yeah jackson hole's more like veil yeah okay i was gonna say yeah yeah that's probably like ketchum is kind of richie but it feels it has it has a very steamboat Springs vibe. Sandpoint? You doing Sandpoint?

No. Not this time, huh? March 8th, we're in Boise, Idaho. Capital. March 9th, Portland. I finally got a fucking reservation for this tattoo artist I've been wanting to get forever. What are you getting? Nick forever on your arm?

I'm going to put Nick as a face of you. Dude, that'd be staring. Sick. What if we got tattoos of each other? That'd be hot. That'd be my only tattoo. Don't tempt me. I got one of Mahali on my leg. That'd be staring sick what if i got what have we got tattoos of each other i'll be hot i mean that'd be my only time don't tempt me i got one of mahali on my leg he might only tattoo i'll do it actually um if i if we get if we get the big big paycheck like the big one i'll do like joe rogan yeah yeah if we get if we yeah if i ever get an andy frasco tattoo you guys know i'm rich now march 10 10th, Bellingham, Washington. Never been

there, but it's like a college town. It's a cool town. That's where they make my, uh, are you playing the wild Buffalo or something? Yeah. They make my mouth pieces up there. Cool. March 11th is Seattle, Washington. That's almost sold out. Um, March 12th, Eugene, Oregon. We just added a show March 14th and cave junction, Oregon. I have no idea where the fuck that is. Speaker 2 and Speaker 3 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 40, 41, 42, 45, 46, 47, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 41,

45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 41, 42, 45, 46, 47, 49, 41, 42, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 42, 45, 46, 50, 51, 42, 45, 48, 49, 42, 45, 49, 42, 45, 49, 42, 45, 50, 51, 42, 45, 51, 42, 45, 51, 42, 45, 51, 42, 45, 51, 42, 45, 51, 42, 45, 51, 42, 45, 51, 42, 45, 51, 52, 52, 52, 52, 52, 52, 52, 52, 52, 52, 52, 52, 52, 52, 52, 52, 52, 52, 52, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53, 53 We're at the crystal Bay, Nevada, crystal Bay ballroom. I love that room. Oh, is that the casino? Yeah. It's cool as fuck. They put you up in the casino too. When you play there. Right. Yeah. And we play in Tahoe. Yeah. Um, 17th of March. We're in Santa Cruz. Couldn't go hang out with a couple of the green sky people Duvall. I can't wait to hang out with family. Yeah. And then back into my Alma modern San

Francisco, March 18th chapel chapel. Love it. Last time we played there, there was sold out with 150 hell's angels ready to rock. Yeah. They love our music. So shout out to the hell's angels. Shout out. Shout out. Definitely. You guys rule your shout out. You get a ticket. We love you guys. They haven't done anything wrong to me. So they've actually helped with tax. He took us out for a steak dinner, which was fucking tight. They had a guy I've had at hell's angels. They do a ton of charity work actually. Basically it was pretty, it was sweet. And then March 19th, Nevada city. I love going to that. Remember that place in my breakdown? No, I have my

breakdown. Oh, you had your breakdown. You had your breakdown. That show sold out. That sold out in 10 seconds. And then, um, March 22nd, we're in pioneer town, uh, Joshua tree, California. Okay. I was like, you're just making Harriet's. This is like a cool ass. You've been there before. I've never been there. My brother used to live by there kind of, but me and my friends used to trip Dick when, and go to Joshua tree. My buddy has a house in Joshua tree by 29 palms, right? Yeah, exactly. My brother was in the Marines there. Oh, sick. Yeah. You know what was surprising?

San Diego's almost sold out. That's weird. Yeah, shout out to San Diego. He's like doing stuff. March 23rd, San Diego's almost sold out. Phoenix is, we're playing a huge room,

but we've sold more tickets than we ever sold, so grab your tickets. Where are you playing? Marquee Theater. Oh, shit, yeah, it's big. Big room. Like Ogden, right?

And then we're closing it out in my hometown, Los Angeles, California, the true, but, or that's not where you play it. The last time we put the lodge, right.

Are you going to have Kyle come out and do anything? Yeah. I'm going to try to get Kyle to do some standup on like the last week. Hopefully he's feeling it. And then I fly to Chicago to get courtside tickets for the Laker-Bulls game to celebrate all the money I'm about to lose on this fucking tour because it's later in the year this year. This tour is costing us a lot of money.

West Coast is just so expensive. I know. Maybe you'll sell a bunch of tickets and the back end will make it. Hopefully, but we're taking big something on it. Keep selling them set lists. We're splitting the back end a little bit. Who's playing bass for them? They got a new guy, some pretty boy.

From around there? Around the way? He got a new guy, some pretty boy. From around there? Mm-hmm. Around the way? Yeah, so. He's pretty? Yeah, he's pretty. He's hot.

Oh, cool. He's hot. So, go check out the West Coast tour. Oh, yeah. We are done. And come to my trivia nights on Mondays. Oh, yeah. If you're in Denver, come to his nights. It's legitimately a good time.

All right, guys. Have a great week. Next week, we have Daniel Donato. And that's when we will announce our big partnership with Volume.com. No Andy Tattoo yet, but let's just say I'm having it drawn up.

Volume.com is going to be our partner for all the video stuff and we'll talk about it more in detail next week. But we are very excited to have a wonderful partner that is volume.com to keep all our video. And they hired us a publicist. They got us a production team.

I mean, we're going to start getting big time. Bo's going to have help now. He's not just editing these. You're going to have help. I'm going to have help too. I don't have to edit as. You're going to have help. I'm going to have help too. I don't have to like edit as much. I'll still have to do all my front end work, but I enjoy doing that.

Yeah. You like to. Yeah. Yeah. All right, guys. You know, I like doing that.

Cause then I'm the one doing it and it's not someone else. Right. I don't know. You know what I mean? You're like that too with your stuff. Yeah. Like if you do like someone else could do it, but it's like,

I just like, I like how I do it. Yeah. I lay it out for you and make it all. You got any advice for these people? What about what, man? Just like optimism. You know, don't get too...

Yeah, here's some optimism. Don't get too wrapped up in like the balloon stuff in the news. You know what I mean? There's bigger problems. Keep your eye on the ground for the train derailments. You know what I'm saying? Don't get caught up in the rigmarole of the noise and stuff. Focus on what really matters this week.

You're an edgy conspiracy guy. No, actually, I'm just saying like they're probably not aliens.'s probably some stupid weather balloon what i'm saying is don't get caught off in the focus on what you really need to focus on this week right get your work done your girlfriend or boyfriend oh yeah or boyfriend whatever you do your partner have fun get something to eat get yourself a good meal drink you drink in moderation you know don't ruin the next day to have a good night tonight wow have a guy why don't you tell me that before damn there's no advising you on that you're gonna do what you're gonna do man hurricane andy coming man yeah sometimes you don't drink it has nothing to do with

me you know what i mean you're right uh you know just take care of yourself this week and just focus on what you need to stop getting distracted by you don't need to get distracted by right well god that need to get distracted by. Right. Well, God, thanks. That's actually probably my best advice. That was the best one you've ever done. Optimism. That was nice, right? Yeah, yeah.

All right. Guys, have a great week. We'll catch you next week and with more of Nick and I. Look into my dead eyes. Look into your dead eyes right now. I want you to close the podcast with just staring into the dead eyes

a slow zoom oh fuck keep staring are you trying to make me laugh or something alright fuck off you tuned in to the world's podcast with Andy Fresco thank you for listening to this episode

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