Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - EP 227: Nick & Andy Recap the Summer Tour

Episode Date: July 11, 2023

Because we love you (and also cuz we feel overwhelming guilt for missing your birthday this year), we present to you the gift of new music! Tune in and while you're at it- take note on what to get And...y for his birthday. And what's this? No one is featured on the Interview Hour this week?! That's right. It's all Andy & Nick for a solid hour of boy talk. Mmmmm yeah, you like that don't ya? We're here to spread joy and prioritize pleasure, y'all. So buckle up cuz this one's a doozy.  RIP Slinky. You are forever a good boy and we'll all miss you. Watch this episode streaming now!! Psyched to partner up with our buddies at Volume.com! Check out their roster of upcoming live events and on-demand shows to enrich that sweet life of yours. Call, leave a message, and tell us how you really feel: (720) 996-2403  Check out our new single, You Do You streaming on Spotify and Apple Music now! And while you're at it, give a big middle finger to the bigots in your life Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For more information on Andy Frasco, the band and/or the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com Check out our good friends that help us unwind and sleep easy while on the road and at home: dialedingummies.com Produced by Andy Frasco, Joe Angelhow, & Chris Lorentz Audio mix by Chris Lorentz Featuring: Andy Frasco & The U.N.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey guys, it's Andy. How's it going out there? Hope you're just fucking shit up, just straight annihilating this week. Guess what? I'd like to premiere another song off our new record. Yes, we're getting one step closer to the release of La Optimus on August 11th. Pre-save it if you got it it or if you want to support the band, buy the record at our merch store, andyfrasco.com. But the song is called Birthday Song. We've been playing it all summer. It's been getting great reaction. We want to show you the actual recording of it. We love it. It's a fun, quirky song. Our buddy Spooky Daily Pride wrote this song.
Starting point is 00:00:46 We kind of rearranged it and made it into a Frasco in the U.N. song. So, Chris, play the trumpets, baby. Let's get this thing popping. World premiere for my band, Andy Frasco in the U.N., birthday song. I've been riding on my elephant since before the crack of dawn And there's a monkey on a unicycle tearing up my lawn Swimming in my pool, all the penguins that I rented Smoking candy cigarettes, those birds can be demented The monkey stole the whiskey and it drank it like a fiend
Starting point is 00:01:46 Then it stole the piñata and stumbled from the scene Until the sun set Until the sun set Cause today's my birthday and the cake is on fire Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire Today is my birthday and the cake is on fire Today is my birthday and the cake is on fire I always ask for money but I always get a sweater Cause I'm hip to the fact that it ain't getting better
Starting point is 00:02:28 Clip on ties, all the trousers and the socks You might as well just give me a bag of fucking rocks He said a bag of rocks A bag of rocks He said a bag of rocks A bag of rocks Cause today's my birthday and the cake is on fire Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Starting point is 00:02:51 Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire Today's my birthday and the cake is on fire Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh the cards To send the money, forget the cards Forget the presents, forget the cards To send the money, to send the money Cause the game's my birthday and the cake is all fine The game's my birthday and the cake is on fire The day's my birthday and the cake is on fire The day's my birthday and the cake is on fire The day's my birthday and the cake is on fire The day's my birthday and the cake is on fire
Starting point is 00:04:02 The day's my birthday and the cake is on fire The day's my birthday and the cave is on fire I've made my first pitch and the game is on fire I've made my first pitch and the game is on fire I've made my first pitch and the game is on fire I've made my first pitch and the game is on fire I've made my first pitch and the game is on fire Oh, that's good. We're going to have to delete this whole opening, but whatever. Whatever. Okay, we'll start again.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Ready? So do that again. Do that again. We had to start over. It got too spicy. And we're back. Andy Frask's World's Same Podcast. The first thing I said was bad, and then it got worse.
Starting point is 00:05:18 If you send me 50 bucks, I'll send you a copy of the first five minutes of what we just recorded. Only men. How you doing, Nick? I'm doing fine. It's me and you, Nick, for an hour, because I haven't talked. I feel like we haven't men. How you doing, Nick? I'm doing fine. It's me and you, Nick, for an hour. I feel like we haven't talked. I remember we were on tour.
Starting point is 00:05:29 I don't talk to you. I was texting you a little bit and you were just being a dick, so I stopped. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were being such a fucking dick. I was being a fucking asshole because I was on pneumonia.
Starting point is 00:05:39 Yeah. I'm crowd surfing and I'm just getting my lungs punched at. I'm like, what am I doing? I'm dying over here. Yeah, you're a dick. So I was like, I'll just just getting my lungs punched at. I'm just like, what am I doing? I'm dying over here. Yeah, you're a dick. So I was like, I'll just wait for him to get home. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:50 I don't need this. No, it wasn't your fault. I know it wasn't my fault. I know it wasn't my fault. Me and Bo were fucking, we were watering down fires the whole goddamn time. It seemed like a lot. Well, you're touring in those resort towns. Those are always harder. Right. Because they don't have all the facilities goddamn time. Well, you're touring in those resort towns. Those are always harder.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Right. Because they don't have all the facilities and infrastructure. You know what I mean? And it's like these 8 a.m. fucking... These 8 a.m. Oh, that was ASMR. That was hot. Do that again. He's slurping his iced tea. Feet.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Iced coffee. Feet. No, it's just these 8 a.m. bus calls when, you know, we're hanging out until 4 a.m. at the venues. East Coast, though. Are they all long drives still? It was earlier shows, so we had sound checks at like 1 and 2. Oh, right, because you're playing these outdoor events. Outdoor beaches.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Where it starts at 7. Yeah. That's kind of cool you get done earlier. Yeah. But it was fun. The tour was great, so shout out to everyone who showed up to the tour. Shout out. You guys made a lot of money.
Starting point is 00:06:54 We made some dough. Sold a shit ton of merch. Did you sell some posters? We did. Don't even go there. Don't even fucking go there. I'm so good at dancing. God damn it. I'm so good at that. We're going to have to restart this next one. All I said was that you sell some there. I'm so good at dancing. God damn it.
Starting point is 00:07:05 I'm so good at that. We're going to have to restart this next one. All I said was that you sell some posters. I do. Am I greedy? No, actually. Am I greedy, Bo? Do I ask for a lot?
Starting point is 00:07:13 I'm not. And I'm not fucking... It's like... No one? We're not talking about anybody? We're not talking about anybody. This is all just generalization. We're being very general about the general population right now
Starting point is 00:07:26 People Let me tell you something People Monday morning It's fine to party You live your own life We all party I party
Starting point is 00:07:35 I rebound every time I've been known to party here and there But when And I've learned this while talking to Brian and stuff He's telling me when I'm a dick And I'm like alright respect I just cut you when I'm a dick And I'm like alright respect I just cut you out You're in control
Starting point is 00:07:50 Of your body That means you're in control of the happiness And the sadness So if you want to be sad and fucking grumpy In the mornings Don't put anyone else in it Involved in it Not specific to anybody
Starting point is 00:08:04 No I'm just talking in general Like if you're at a three day festival And your tent partner's being a dick Yeah That's all I'm going to say about that Anyway Peach Fest is great I was looking for just something
Starting point is 00:08:22 Anything Get off on exit 269 Over here and go over to Peach Fest I was looking for just something, anything. Get off on exit 269 over here and go over to Peach Fest. Peach Fest was awesome. This is great. I love Peach Fest. I haven't played it in a long time. But I did with my old electronic band, which is weird for them to have an electronic band.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Which Pete? There's been electronic? Cosby Sweater played it once. Really? Yeah, because we could cross over a little. We had a real drummer. We had me. You know? It was a bit of a crossover. Yeah, well, it's also...
Starting point is 00:08:49 I don't really consider it... It's like as much as jammy as Papadosio is. Yeah, we just had a little more of a guy that was just mostly on the computer. But yeah, I love Papadosio, by the way. Billy just had a kid. Oh, really? One of the brothers, right?
Starting point is 00:09:04 Yeah, the older brother. They're hot. Yeah. Billy's pretty hot. Billy just had a kid. Oh, really? Yeah. One of the brothers, right? They're hot. Billy's pretty hot. Billy's hot. I saw an Instagram photo of him. He was kind of smiling. He had some dimples. He's funny, too. He has a good sense of humor. Yeah, Billy Brouse or something? Brouse, yeah. Game Brouses. You know who else I saw who was fucking
Starting point is 00:09:21 hot? What's his name? Fuck. I saw who was fucking hot? Who, um... What's his name? Fuck. I saw him at Peach Fest. Mike Gordon? Actually, you know, for a 55-year-old nerd. Mike's hot. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Yeah. He's got some style to him. He texted me. God, it's been awesome. A little panache to him, I think, and the way he dresses and carries himself. I like that. I think I'm becoming a celebrity.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Let's get ahead of ourselves on that. I'm like a D-level celebrity. Isn't that worse than not being a celebrity, kind of? Who was hot? I mean, Ryan Felipe came out to our show, the guy who starred in Cruel Intentions. He came out to our show and the guy who starred in Cruel Intentions. He came out to our show and Dewey Beats started texting me. I know you did last summer.
Starting point is 00:10:10 No, he was? Yeah, he was the... Oh, yeah, he was the bad guy. That's how he knows. He told you he knows Freddie Prinze. He's like, yeah, they were one of their biggest hits together. Oh, that's what I was like. Yeah, he's like... And I was like, hell yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:21 I love... My sister used to want to fuck Ryan Felipe. Yeah, everybody's sister wanted to... My sister's gay and she wanted to fuck Ryan Felipe. Oh, hell yeah. I love... My sister used to want to fuck Ryan Felipe. Yeah, everybody's sister wanted to... My sister's gay and she wanted to fuck Ryan Felipe. Oh my God. I've seen pictures of him with shirts off in her room since I was a child. Yeah, he's got it made in the genetics department. Yeah, he has great genes.
Starting point is 00:10:39 And then I was like, I saw him at the show. He's like, Frasco, it's Ryan. And I'm like, Ryan. And I looked in his eyes. I'm like, oh, fuck. it's Ryan. And I'm like, Ryan? And I looked in his eyes. I'm like, oh, fuck. That's Ryan Felipe. And then 10 minutes later, you came too. And I was like, I immediately, my dick started getting hard.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Just from weird shit. Not like a hard hard, but it kind of got kind of like, there's blood rushing to it. I like him. He likes a lot of the same comedians I like. He's awesome. And I didn't realize he was a fan for five years and just never really hung
Starting point is 00:11:10 out. I met him once. Oh, he knew about your music or something? Yeah. He lives in Dewey Beach, so he just shows up to our Dewey Beach shows, but I'm always like... I believe he grew up in Delaware, but I'm not sure about that. But it seems like something I heard sometime. I'm always normally
Starting point is 00:11:25 just getting wasted and chasing tail or something. Chasing tail, man. I'm sorry. Chasing tail, man. Did you see the pooper on that one, man? What are you, we got a gas station right now? All the chicken fingers in a side of tail. No cold
Starting point is 00:11:41 flaw. I'm going to get out of here and let me have a Dr. Pepper and I'm gonna go chase some tail I mean before I was with Jill I was a single man Chase some Jill Chase some Jill I know we all know about your singleness bud I know I was proud that I didn't
Starting point is 00:11:57 Lonely lonely man out there surrounded by people I was proud I didn't cheat on Jill I'm proud of you too Yeah Now I'm proud of you too Yeah Now I'm back I don't know what's going on But women love me right now And it's fucking awesome
Starting point is 00:12:13 It's because you're harmless They like a harmless good looking guy Why? Because I'm asexual? You're just harmless They can discard you at any time And you'll move along What? What's he talking about? You know what I mean? What?
Starting point is 00:12:27 What's he talking about? You know what I mean? You're a passing fancy. I'll see how this goes, you know? Yeah. And then you'll be like, you're fine. It's been great. I mean, a lot of women want to go on dates with me right now. Yeah, well, they think you're rich probably too.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Oh, probably. He's not that rich, guys. I'm not that rich. Yeah, still a used car. Still a used car. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. A lot of beautiful women have been coming up to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Like courting me, asking me. Courting? Yeah, they've been courting me. Like, I would like to take you on a date. Ooh, I wish. And it's like a chat, dude. I keep forgetting I have a girlfriend. I'm like kind of turned on by them. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:07 You're turned on by women liking you? Yeah, that's a turn on. Yeah. But I've never had that. I've always had to like chase. Really? Always. Oh, yeah. I always had to chase to get a date. Well, that's the gender dynamic, you know. Maybe dynamics are changing. No, I'd be fucking awesome if... I mean like... Oh, yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:13:23 It'd be awesome if women asked men on on dates I would've said yes to almost Every girl that ever asked me out Hell yeah Every time a girl asked me on a date I'm like yeah I'll go Maybe that's why Maybe that's why it's the other way I would've been like yeah
Starting point is 00:13:31 It's great It's like I slept with like 10% of the girls That I've wanted to sleep with And I've probably slept with 90% of the girls That have wanted to sleep with me Yeah
Starting point is 00:13:43 It's been This tour is like Probably slept with 90% of the girls that had wanted to sleep with me. Yeah. This tour has really opened my eyes that I know that we're turning the corner. Turn the page. New Frasca song. Turn the page. You got a big fall tour. Yeah. It's all blurred out, though.
Starting point is 00:14:05 No one knows where it is. I know. Because all these radius clauses from the festivals, we're finally starting to announce them. Oh yeah, you can now. It's almost over. Yeah. Now every time we do a festival,
Starting point is 00:14:13 we announce more dates. Because you're doing Ohio and shit. And Secret Dreams is next month. That's cool. That'd be fun. I did that last year. It was sick. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:22 And then we're about to announce this Northeast tour. Oh, then you can really start announcing. Now we can start really announcing. Because Peach was the big radius cause where we couldn't announce like eight dates. We're going to the East Coast. Actually, I can actually announce it because this festival, I mean, we could announce
Starting point is 00:14:37 it on the 10th and this comes out on the 11th. Guys. That's beautiful. Oh, we didn't get a drum roll. Give me a drum roll. Oh, I forgot about that. Give me a drum roll. We are taking our talents back to the Northeast. Yes.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Cool, cool, cool is opening up for us, and we are announcing some shows. That's pretty cool. Anyway, back to your tour. Right now, I mean, I'll tell you everything. We haven't talked in a while. No, it's been a minute. I'll tell you everything. We haven't talked in a while. No, it's been a minute. I'll tell you exactly why I've been angry, but yeah. You pissed me off one day and I stopped texting you until you got home.
Starting point is 00:15:10 I know. I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. I didn't mean to. It didn't really work like that. I also got my phone stolen. Northeast tour we just announced. We are going to be in November. Oh.
Starting point is 00:15:22 October. October 4th We are announcing Burlington, Vermont One of my favorite cities Mike Gordon might sit in We're friends now I'm going to go record at his studio He shot me a text saying, hey Frasco, you want to record at the studio?
Starting point is 00:15:36 I want to go And then Fairfield, Connecticut I don't know where the fuck that is It's like an hour east of New York City It's like Gooseville I don't know where they're that is. It's like an hour east of New York City. It's like Gooseville. I don't know where they're from in Connecticut. I assume the rich part.
Starting point is 00:15:50 I don't know why they fuck around in Connecticut. I should, though. I'm not convinced Connecticut exists. And I've been there. I've worked there. I've spent weeks there. I worked at ESPN there. And it's just like... I just worked on the campus for a week or two.
Starting point is 00:16:01 And it was just like, this isn't... We stopped by. Floyd grew up in Newtown. Newtown, Connecticut. Just for nostalgia, we drove through it, and he showed us his old house, and then we went to the pizza
Starting point is 00:16:15 spot he always used to go to, and we ate pizza. He's from Newtown, Connecticut? Yeah. Never mind. I'm not going to bring that up. October 5th, Fairfield, Connecticut. Bring it on. All the goosters, come on out up. October 5th. New Fairfield, Connecticut. Bring it on. All the goosters. Come on out there.
Starting point is 00:16:28 What's it called? Fairfield Arts Venue? I can't remember. It's a dope venue. It's like wraparound. It's a circle. I remember playing it once. It was really cool. And then October 6th or 7th we're in Boston, Massachusetts.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Paradise. Paradise. Rock Club? Yeah. Shout out to Massachusetts. You know, I always give you a hard time, but you are great fans. They are. They're rabid.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Yeah. Just because my politics. They're not good looking. Your sports team. Just because I don't like you as sports fans. And you're deeply racist. What? That's a joke about Massachusetts people.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Are they? It's a joke. I've never dealt with racism in Massachusetts. There are no more racists than anywhere else. Yeah, everyone's racist. Yeah, you're white. But just because I don't like your sports teams doesn't mean you are good people and you are. So shout out. We're playing Paradise Music
Starting point is 00:17:23 Club and then we're at Woodstock, New York. Whoa, we played there on that one tour. That was a cool venue. What was it called? Bearsville? Yeah, we had a date at Bearsville, but we accidentally booked the same night as Boston. So we moved to
Starting point is 00:17:39 Woodstock show. Shout out to Gary for getting us on the weed festival. So we're the only band at the Cannabis Festival in Woodstock, New York. It's a value add. It's a value add. Then we're going to Portland, Maine. We already booked that one. That was at the Bowling Alley. I'm excited for that. It's like a Brooklyn Bowl
Starting point is 00:17:55 for Portland, Maine. I didn't know they had that there. Sick. I've never been there, actually. It's one place I haven't been to. Super sick. And then we're in Richmond, Virginia on the 11th. Broadberry? Yeah. You're going to sell that out, I bet. Yeah, we'll sell it out for sure. I love the Broadbury poll. It has its own Instagram. Do you follow it? That poll they have in the middle of the dance floor?
Starting point is 00:18:12 Mm-hmm. And this is one. These are very exciting. Philadelphia. We're playing Brooklyn Bowl after that fucking amazing Peach Fest set. Philadelphia. We're coming back to Philly. And then, I never do this, and I'm doing this for you,
Starting point is 00:18:28 Brooklyn, New York. We're doing two nights at the Brooklyn Bowl. Oh, I like that. Instead of doing a super big room, we're doing two nights at the Brooklyn Bowl. The Brooklyn Bowl rules, too. It's really nice. Who's opening that one? That's not cool. Oh, yeah. They're doing all the East Coast dates.
Starting point is 00:18:43 So grab your tickets for all the East Coast dates. So grab your tickets for all the East Coast states. Fried chicken. Just announced. I might fly out and go to your Brooklyn Bowl shows and just hang out. I'm going to do something fun. I need to do more fun shit like that. We're also announcing we announced yesterday we are playing in Asheville, North Carolina.
Starting point is 00:19:00 We're playing outside at the Salvage Station. Dude, that venue's nice. Outside. 3,000 cap. Yeah. Nice. Fucking hell. You guys are... I fuck...
Starting point is 00:19:08 You'll get a half full. Get big, baby. Half full. I think you can get that. We're co-headlining with Duke Flamingo. Oh, okay. So I'm thinking you can get in over 2,000. I think we could get to like...
Starting point is 00:19:16 I wouldn't go for a sell out there. No. But I wouldn't be... I wouldn't... Okay. So you're not going to be heartbroken. No. I think we're going to be...
Starting point is 00:19:23 I think you can break 2,000 there. I think we're going to be at 1,700. I'm,000 there I think we're going to be at $1,700 I'm going to put you at $2,150 I'm feeling it The one of three is Empire Strikes Brass Band They're cool and they're from there When is it? It is November 3rd
Starting point is 00:19:37 So you have like three more months of podcasting Yeah, $2,150 I think We're going to be like Price is Right I'm going to say $1,750 Yeah, but you're being safe. I'm not being safe, but it's also not my money. So come out to that, Asheville. Nice burp.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Sorry, I got a little gas. I was like, I forced myself to stay home, so I ordered $100 with a king crab again. Dude, but you probably... Oh, man, that's a lot of crab. Oh, that's not that much. It's only a pound. I can't believe... Why is king crab so expensive? Because you have to go in the water
Starting point is 00:20:10 and get it. And it's not from here. It's from far away. It's like Northwest. I don't believe there's very much crab in Colorado. I felt like such a loner. I was like... I had Uber Eats to me, too, so they just smelled this crab
Starting point is 00:20:25 And they saw the check On the bill It's like king crab $85 Diet Coke $3 They're like driving a 1998 Toyota Tursa Yeah they were driving one of those To bring the king his crab Bring me my crab
Starting point is 00:20:39 Bring me my crab popper Here's $2 tip You better tip your drivers It was awesome though I had a me day I ate king crab I watched the documentary of American Gladiators Was that cool?
Starting point is 00:20:53 Let me guess, they all did steroids and cocaine Yes, and fucked everything It was awesome But also What was fucked up was Those guys got hurt And they made no money And they really didn't get
Starting point is 00:21:11 There was no insurance Those guys would just Get bashed on concrete Why didn't they just become wrestlers? Because they were competing That was the competition And those guys wanted to be actors All the people they signed up were like these like...
Starting point is 00:21:25 Because I didn't realize... You know, and it makes sense. Like, I guess bodybuilding was huge in the 90s. I mean, still, it's kind of big right now, I feel. Kind of, but like... But it's not bodybuilding, but like working out is big. Like all the famous movie stars were like Arnold, Stallone. I mean, that was big.
Starting point is 00:21:44 That part of it. Arnold Stallone I mean that was big I didn't realize that You know like how we had Like Reagan had the drug problem In the 90s Clinton was all Anti-steroids He was? I remember he ate a lot of McDonald's and ran But I had such a beautiful day
Starting point is 00:22:00 And I slept for 12 hours Bring me my crab Single mother of three My crab and I slept for 12 hours. Bring me my crab! This guy is like looking at me. Single mother of three, my crab. I'm sorry for stinking up your car. Here's $2. Enjoy your drive home to your three children. I slept 12 hours and then I had a
Starting point is 00:22:16 dialed in gummy. Shout out to dialed in gummies. Our people. Yummy little gum gums. We're going to the award ceremony. They're going to clean house this year. Yeah, they win a lot of awards. But they're getting big and they're gummies. I can't go actually. I'll go. I'm going to wear a suit. They said I could wear a suit. Yeah, are you supposed to wear a suit? No, they said
Starting point is 00:22:34 they're all wearing track suits. But I'm going to wear a suit suit. Oh, so it's like dressed down vibes? Yeah, I'm going to be on... You know those guys who are always on stage when the other people get awards, but they're just the homies? Yeah, I don't know if it works like that. I'm going on stage. I'm going to ask them for an award too.
Starting point is 00:22:51 Okay. Go ahead. Whatever. It was cute. These little kids at the show. I'm going to insert myself into this no matter what it takes. We are fucking partners in this. I know. I'm going to try and go. Maybe I can get out of this are fucking partners in this. I know. We fucking helped them promote.
Starting point is 00:23:05 I'm going to try and go. Maybe I can get out of this shit. It's not like I asked them. They asked us to go. I know. He texted me too, okay? Should we get track suits? I want a suit.
Starting point is 00:23:13 I don't want a track suit. I've always wanted to go to an awards ceremony. I've never been to an awards ceremony. I'll probably just wear jeans and a t-shirt and a hat if I go. Fuck. I'm going to wear a full suit. I've been wearing suits a lot lately. I play a bunch of private gigs lately
Starting point is 00:23:26 Yeah Suits get old Dialed in gummies Go grab yourself some dialed in gummies If you're in the Denver area I know it's been hailing a lot I want to talk about it too The weather's been fucked in Denver
Starting point is 00:23:35 Hail? What the hail? What the hail? Stupid joke Denver If you're in the Denver area I know a lot of people are coming out to Red Rock shows They're coming up
Starting point is 00:23:44 I mean a lot of these shows July out to Red Rock shows. They're coming up. I mean, a lot of these shows, July and August. And, oh yeah, we just announced our live pod on what day? August the 30th. May. What the fuck is wrong with you? I got too much shit going on. But May's behind us.
Starting point is 00:24:01 I mean, I don't... I barely... I have to look at my calendar to see what day it is. Okay, fair enough. A lot of shows going on in Colorado this summer. Big ones. And fall. I saw that our boys, Humphreys,
Starting point is 00:24:15 just announced a Mishawaka date. That's cool. I would love to go. If I'm in town, I'm going to go to that. It's the same as all-in festival weekend. They're playing all-in on Sunday and they're doing that leading up to it, and then bouncing. Oh, bummer. I might roll up there.
Starting point is 00:24:31 That's so nice, because... It's cool. They just do like... I like the underplay. No opener, just bang it out. No opener, just... It's a thousand cap. I mean, it's big enough to like...
Starting point is 00:24:41 I don't know, but they do Red Rocks. Yeah, yeah. But up there, it's, you know... It'd be cool. I would love to see them freezing a small underplay like know, but they do Red Rocks. Yeah, yeah. But up there, it's, you know... It'd be cool. I would love to see them freezing a small underplay like that. Yeah, because they go harder. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:49 They go harder, and it's just like I like seeing... It's vibey. I like seeing Brendan up close and personal. Mm-hmm. Even though I'm always side stage, but... Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:57 All right, Andy. Let's go. Down in the... They are good. I ate five of them last night Five? I had to make sure I got six hours for this Oh my god
Starting point is 00:25:09 I took a half And I slept for 12 hours I was having fucking dreams That's the hardest part about touring Like I can't just like Fly home and then Just stare at a wall Yeah you gotta
Starting point is 00:25:20 Landing gear Yeah landing gears I had a two day bender Cause I haven't really been drinking on this tour because the first 15 days I was sick and the other 15 days I was so focused. Because all these shows were so big. They were big. I was like,
Starting point is 00:25:33 I was so focused. I'm starting to get in a fucking groove. It's nice. Yeah. But then my brain was like, Andy, you haven't partied in two weeks. And I fucking had a two-day bender with Andrew Cooney and the Aloha Beach 4th of July. Trouble up there.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Yeah. You can definitely get in trouble. Get them when you come to shows. Dialed in gummies. They win a lot of awards. People like them. I wore my dialed in gummy shirt to the pet store the other day to buy Denzel dog food and she was like, I love those gummies. She's like, where do you get a dog food. And she was like, I love those gummies.
Starting point is 00:26:05 She's like, where do you get a t-shirt? I was like, you can't get one. They're just for people who work with them. So if you're in the Denver area, go get some dialed in gummies. I'm kind of an influencer. Are they in outside of Denver too? Are they in like all these other areas? Yeah, they're statewide. But no, they're not
Starting point is 00:26:21 outside of Colorado though. But they're trying to expand, I think. Really? Yeah, and we're going to help them because we have fans all over the world. Yeah, so statewide. But they're not outside of Colorado, though. But they're trying to expand, I think. Really? Yeah, and we're going to help them because we have fans all over the world. Yeah, so... And also, I guess we could announce... We are gay. We are...
Starting point is 00:26:38 For our Mayor of Indianapolis campaign... By the way, vote for Asko 2034 I'll be competing against Me Nick, my arch enemy He's the Ron DeSantis I'm not Ron DeSantis, he has no charisma or anything He's like 5'6
Starting point is 00:26:57 Your policies are kind of the same as Ron I'm Trump I'm gonna come in here and wreck shop What are you gonna do? I'm just gonna ruin your life during the debates. You're just going to show my sex tapes that I showed you? Yeah. You don't have any sex tapes.
Starting point is 00:27:10 I know. It's so embarrassing. Ew. I'm not going to make anybody look at that. I'm not going to make anyone. It's like a Vietnam War veteran. I don't understand. A lot of people like making a sex tape.
Starting point is 00:27:19 I don't feel like I want to watch. I don't want to watch myself have sex. People beat off to that. Sounds harrowing. Shout out to the people who make sex tapes with you and your girl. Yeah, it's cool. It would be probably nice to have that kind of confidence. They're probably having really good sex if you're wanting to tape it.
Starting point is 00:27:39 That's what I'm saying. I mean, you're fucking buck wild if you're doing that. Yeah, there's no way you're not going for it If you're making a movie out of it Yeah I'm just like you know like I'm just you know I'm just normal Yeah just let's get this over with Nah let's get this over with I gotta check my Instagram
Starting point is 00:27:56 I'm just normal I'm not like doing like freaky shit I haven't checked my Instagram in 10 minutes Let's bang this out Shut the fuck up I gotta see if Burt Kreischer shared my story of me going to his movie. Oh, fuck you, Nick. Fuck you. I got some shows.
Starting point is 00:28:14 He stopped liking me. He likes Goose now. Oh, yeah. He's over your bullshit. He's over my bullshit. He did book you for his cruise, to be fair. That's true. Shout out to Bert for booking me on his cruise.
Starting point is 00:28:22 Goose is just all the rage. I like him. Yeah. I don't know. They're nice guys. I like all the conspiracy theories about him. I did a tweet about him. And That's true. Shout out to Bird for booking me on this cruise. Goose is just all the rage. I like them. I don't know. They're nice guys. I like all the conspiracy theories about them. I did a tweet about it. And that's silly. That's the stupidest. That is the dumbest shit. God, come up with some cool shit at least. It's just like the head marketing. Yeah, the head marketing. Yeah, dumbass. Peter Shapiro is like
Starting point is 00:28:38 talking to the Jamban Illuminati. Shut the fuck up. First of all, Peter Shapiro's not their manager, so he doesn't make any money off of that. You know what I'm saying? Why can't you just respect that they got successful because they're a good band? Yeah, and they tried hard.
Starting point is 00:28:52 And they tried hard and they worked their ass off. I saw some goose stickers in fucking Coyotes like fucking 10, 15 years. They were working their ass off. Yeah, people act like they blew up overnight. No, you just had never heard of them before. They're in their 30s, right? Like early 30s, probably. I love how people are
Starting point is 00:29:07 belittling me, too, on that drug ban thing. He doesn't. Oh, the Jameson is not real. The mushrooms are real. Who gives a fuck? It's real. What's the same shit we're talking about with the Illuminati thing? Well, it's like, I don't get the Pete Shapiro thing at all. He's not their manager. He doesn't
Starting point is 00:29:23 even have a vested interest in it. And they're like, you got him at all. He's not their manager. He doesn't even have a vested interest in it. And they're like, you got him on Fallon. He's a promoter in New York. So he makes money off of... Cool. He's friends with Fallon. He could make the text. Cool. He does that with a lot of people. And guess what? Get over yourself. When's the last time a band being on Fallon actually helped
Starting point is 00:29:37 them? Yeah, it doesn't help. And I'm not speaking specifically about Fallon. I'm just talking about network late night TV. Late night TV does not help your career. It doesn't help you at all, dude. It does something to show your mom so she's proud of you. I get more views on my fucking dance party during COVID than some of these
Starting point is 00:29:53 late night television shows. Get over your fucking selves. Let people be successful. So what? So you can make money off them twice a year? Yeah. There's not some other band he could book at Brooklyn Bowl or whatever? One rumor, though, I want to kind of analyze
Starting point is 00:30:09 is if Goose really asked for a green room at... I think that was a bit... I don't know, dude. Now, that's fun, though! That's actually fun! That's rock star shit. That made me like King Gizzard. Well, see, here's why I think it might be a bit... I like how King Gizzard called them out. Two reasons I think it might be a bit One, the percussionist from the band
Starting point is 00:30:27 Was really leaning into it on Twitter Like making jokes about it Two Tim Heidecker He's pretty Why would they make that into a beef? Because maybe Tim Heidecker brought it up As a joke and they just said that
Starting point is 00:30:42 I don't know, who knows It might not have been that thought out It's just Tim Heidecker brought it up as a joke and they just said that. I don't know. Who knows? It might not have been that thought out. He's a comedian. I don't know. I don't see Goose doing that. If they did, that's super corny, though, and I'm going to make fun of them for the rest of their lives. Now, that's fun, though. That's actually fun.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Yeah, that's not part of their music. Marketing conspiracy shit. Get a life. Get a fucking life. Go for a walk life yeah i wish they did that go for a walk outside i wish they could do that because i could razz them a little bit about that no no that's if they did that like i'm gonna make a t-shirt of or something like that's that's fucking they uh okay well this is all like we don't know here say she say yeah whatever the fuck that's saying is they're saying saying that Goose came to Red Rocks.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Which they were there. They were there. So they asked, I guess, their team or Baruch asked their team, hey, can we get a guest? Maybe Baruch asked and they didn't know about it. Or one of their managers.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Managers do corny shit like that. They do corny shit like that. Yeah, that's their job. Managers do corny shit like that. They do corny shit like that. Yeah, that's their job. Brian would do that. It's way less corny. No, he doesn't do that because I'm in the fucking danger zone. No, not you. They throw me inside the fucking concrete jungle.
Starting point is 00:31:54 But what if it's one of his artists that he likes? That he's like... One of the respectful ones. Like the Dawes. Yeah. You know, one of the ones he can tell his parents about and they can be proud of him. Yeah, he doesn't tell his parents about Frasca.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Dawes look nice boys. Nice boys. Don't look behind the curtain. Yeah, put Eddie Frasca in the middle of the crowd. Don't look behind the curtain. But what happened, Bo? I can get you one GA. So I guess he asked for the green room.
Starting point is 00:32:23 They asked for a green room in Red Rocks. And they weren't even playing. They're just hanging out. They said this on the Tim Heidecker podcast, which means it could be anything. Yeah, true. That guy is a wild man. I like how... He's so funny.
Starting point is 00:32:35 I like how Strasburg had to shoot a message. Jonathan? Goose did not ask for a green room. Oh, well, then they didn't. Yeah. He's not a liar. But it's funny how they made it a big deal. Who cares? It's just a green room. Oh, well then they didn't. He's not a liar. But it's funny how they made it a big deal. Who cares? It's just a green room. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:32:48 It's pretty corny to do that at someone else's gig. Especially if you don't know it. Why would you want your own green room to hang out in? I don't know. I don't think I believe it. Or maybe it's like they asked for backstage passes and there was a misunderstanding. But they're also getting super famous. They're not that famous.
Starting point is 00:33:02 I mean, in that scene, Gizzard, and it's all the fucking fish and fucking, all the, you know. The fish and Gizzard are like, I think,
Starting point is 00:33:08 a little, maybe not, maybe not actually. Yeah, we're in Denver. This is like fucking jam band. You're right.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Jam band. You're right. You know, glory hole. You're right. You know. Yeah. Thank you for telling me
Starting point is 00:33:19 I'm right. Okay, God damn it. You're right, they're famous. Say it again. Nope. Say it again.
Starting point is 00:33:24 Just say it one more time for me. Just jerking off. You're right about that. They are very famous. They're blowing up. They're all cool guys. I do kind of want to punch the keyboard player in the face, just based on his face only. Who, Peter?
Starting point is 00:33:40 People with glasses. He's a nice guy. People with glasses. It has nothing to do with him. I'm just kidding. He's cool. He's really nice, actually. My favorite guy in that band is Ben, the drummer.
Starting point is 00:33:51 Yeah, he's cool. He was actually probably the most down to earth. Sometimes the guy... I only really hung out with him before they blew up. Rick's cool. Rick's cool. I just don't have a relationship with him. He has a t-shirt off my merch store.
Starting point is 00:34:04 Sometimes the guy who rubs me the wrong way is that percussion player. Yeah, he's the new guy. Yeah. I don't know why. He just sometimes... Too hot? I feel like he's judging me or something. He's kind of funny on Twitter, so maybe he's just fucking with you.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Oh, maybe. He's kind of like a funny guy. But I also kind of... He's also kind of hot. I was at Salt Shed. I was at Salt Shed. What is that, Chicago? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:25 The new one. I was hanging... The guys invited me backstage. I was hanging out there. I was at Salt Shed what was that Chicago yeah the new one I was hanging like the guys invited me backstage I was hanging out there did you ask for your own green room no and then I was like
Starting point is 00:34:33 kind of getting weird that you know because I didn't want everyone you know you get 15-20 minutes you don't want I don't want fucking people hanging out on my set
Starting point is 00:34:40 yeah so I was like okay give them the hugs fucking respect blah blah blah and then I go to the catering area where all the agents and the managers. And then I go to the catering area where all the agents
Starting point is 00:34:46 and the managers are hanging out. I love shooting the shit with that. Yeah. And the homie was there. I'm like, damn, they kicked you out of the green room too. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:34:54 he's only the percussionist. But I said that and I didn't think he understood my humor because he got tooken back a second. Maybe he was fucking with you. No, but I was fucking with...
Starting point is 00:35:05 That's what I said. Yeah, that's pretty funny. He said to me, he's like, oh, they kicked you out of the green room? I'm like, yeah, they kicked you out of the green room too. That's funny. I mean, he's only the percussionist, so they don't need to be there for music meetings or anything.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Shut the fuck up, Nick. Hire a percussionist then. Shout out to... Hire a percussionist then if they're so important. Shout out to the percussion player of Goose. I forgot his name, but... Timmy? I don't know. Shout out to... He's funny Goose. I forgot his name. Timmy? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:26 Shout out to... He's funny on Twitter, though. I didn't mean to rip you like that. But we razz each other. That's what we do. We shit talk. He's humorous on the Twitter machine. And I'm here for you, Goose. We love you.
Starting point is 00:35:36 If you really did get a green room, fuck it. Who cares? People are just going to try to shit on you no matter what you do. So fucking just be yourself. I kind of like it It's kind of badass It's like rockstar shit Yeah but I wouldn't do that
Starting point is 00:35:52 But it's also corny and very annoying But it's kind of badass I don't think they did that Or maybe it was their management It was probably Baruch trying to get them to chill If it ain't Baruch don't fix it Yeah they're hot guys Trying to get him to chill. If it ain't Baruch, don't fix it. Yeah, they're hot guys.
Starting point is 00:36:10 I don't know. Rick is hot. I think Peter's hot. I mean, he kind of looks like Waldo Rivera. Well, first of all, he's rich, so therefore he's hot. Do you know about the transitive property in geometry? If A equals B and B equals C, then A equals C. I think Rick is hot.
Starting point is 00:36:27 He's hot. Rick's undeniable. Rick is undeniably hot. Base player? He's pretty hot, too. He's pretty hot. The mullet, you know, it's like this mystery. I like Ben because he's owning the bald thing. Ben's my favorite. That's hot, though. Just be like, yeah, I shaved my head, bitch. But...
Starting point is 00:36:43 I sold out of fucking Red Rocks in 10 minutes, too. And shout out to Ben, dude. You got your girlfriend. I can say that because I'm bald. Yeah, yeah. I can talk about balding Americans. But shout out to Ben. Him and his girlfriend just bought a house, and it's fucking balling.
Starting point is 00:36:53 Where is it? I think in Connecticut. Aw. They grew up there. I'm just kidding. I don't give a fuck where he buys his house. But it's a balling house. I'm like, shout out to Ben.
Starting point is 00:37:02 The percussionist is hot, too. Yeah, he's hot. He's got a little mustache now. I'm like, shout out to Ben. The percussionist is hot, too. Yeah, he's hot. He's got a little mustache now. He has like a Fu Manchu thing. But I think... No, they're a good-looking band. They're probably the best-looking jam band, pound for pound. They're hot.
Starting point is 00:37:17 There's no ugly guy. Yeah. Who else is hot? I was just telling... You were trying to think of the peach guy that was hot earlier. Yeah. Was it a guy in a famous band? Oh, Les Claypool.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Oh, is he actually good looking? He's hot. Yeah, I haven't really been that close to him. I think he's hot. Well, he's tall and he's rich, so... Yeah. What more do you really need? No, but he's got a funny personality.
Starting point is 00:37:37 Oh, he's funny as shit. Have you seen that movie he made about the jam band? It's like a fake documentary. Oh, I heard about it. It's so... Dude, it's one of the funniest movies. It for festaroo he hits all the beats i want them to make a sequel and i want to be a writer on it that'd be cool i would love to do something like that um yeah i like that guy i'm not like i like him and his music there's some stuff i love some
Starting point is 00:37:58 stuff that isn't for me but it's still really good you know what i mean yeah it's just like not always my thing but it's really badass Either way I like when he does Like the covers I went and saw When he did the Willy Wonka thing It was cool
Starting point is 00:38:10 God P-Trest was so surreal Even playing that one huh I love it But playing the main stage Monstage And having like Fucking Jim James
Starting point is 00:38:19 From My Mornin' Jack Oh he was there Side stage of our set Did you get to meet him Mike Gordon And Les Claypool I was like holy shit Did you get to meet him? Mike Gordon and Les Claypool. I was like, holy shit.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Did you get to meet Jim James? I did. Well, we were going to have Patrick, the drummer of My Morn Jacket, sit in. I'm close with Patrick. Closer than I am with Jim. So I texted... They're from Louisville, right? Or something? They're from close to Indiana.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Yeah. Yeah. Well, it was getting like two days before the set. I'm like, fuck, I don't have any sit-ins yet And I didn't want to like I need 15 people sat Well you know everyone on the fucking Pete's you know all my fans were like
Starting point is 00:38:53 I don't know he's not going to be able to make that Main stage Pete's set fun like he does For the mushroom stage I'm like Oh really Challenge accepted bitch Nobody said that Did you read the comments? There was hundreds of people saying that
Starting point is 00:39:06 Then I got offended Then I took it personally It's like in the last dance I took that personally I think I gave one of the best Shows of my life Give me the laundry list My goal was to not have
Starting point is 00:39:22 A lot of people I haven't had sit in, just kind of like change it up. Yeah. Did Taz sit in? I did Karina Reichman, who was sick as fuck. God. And then she came to our Hampton show the next day and fucking murdered. Dude, Karina Reichman is one of the best bass players out there in the country.
Starting point is 00:39:40 Bad to the bone. And Karina Reichman bone I had All of Dogs in a Pile Which I've had them a bunch But I love Dogs in a Pile Those guys are my fucking children I had Melt The girls from Melt
Starting point is 00:39:56 Guitar player and singer Holy shit I don't know about the singer I've only heard the guitar player Marlo's a badass Ron's a badass. Ron's a badass. It sounds like a man when she does it.
Starting point is 00:40:09 I'm just kidding. She's a badass, dude. Then we did it on Graves, and she fucking crushed Kanika's part. Oh, she sang. That's cool. Oh, they're two different people. Bad to the bone. The guitar player doesn't sing.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Then I had my boy Mahali. I love Mahali. He gave me a chain. I know. You've already shown me that. Look at this. I got my first ice, guys. I texted him and I said, yes, bullshit. I got gang gang ice. Alright, calm down.
Starting point is 00:40:36 And it has a Jordan 1 on it. Shout out to Mahali. I texted him. I was jealous about that. He said, I'm going to get you one too. That was awesome. But I think that was it. Hold on. Am I missing anyone? Who else?
Starting point is 00:40:48 Oh, we had a girl, you know, the Buffalo chick who sat on a birthday cake. Yes. We had the burlesque dancers doing that. And then I crowd surfed fucking two football fields. I'm going to clap to that too. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:41:06 It was lit. That's fun. What I was going to clap to that too Let's go It was lit That's fun What I was going to say before What I think is what's turning the corner Is my fans used to be just a bunch of Drunk party people Which is fine But now we're bringing kids We're bringing moms
Starting point is 00:41:20 We're bringing women You're a 12 year old boy's dream You know what I mean? Yeah're a 12-year-old boy's dream. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was like, they're not like... They're like asking... They're writing letters to my mom and stuff about cancer. They're like...
Starting point is 00:41:37 I'm like, wow, we really have a fan base that really cares about everything we do. And I just want to say, for everyone, thank you. I've been writing letters to your dad just asking for money. I've been asking him for that too. He says no to me.
Starting point is 00:41:51 Has he given you any? Oh, fuck. 2030K just to get me, yeah, tie me over to the next year. Pete's, I'll remember that forever.
Starting point is 00:42:04 I'll remember that forever That's dope You know how hard a fucking Three and a half minute crowd surf is No I don't crowd surf I can't do that That was the hardest thing of my life Is it hurt to crowd surf or what Yes and it was everyone was sitting
Starting point is 00:42:18 It was a chair amphitheater Oh that's right it's the main stage Yeah I've been there It's on a hill. And I was like, everyone was like... I should try to get my trio on there next year. I looked at it, and it was a game-time decision for me. I'm like, okay,
Starting point is 00:42:33 we had a basketball hoop. We had all these other things just in case I balked out. And I said, no, I'm just going to do it. All the way back to? Yeah, and I'm doing a dick down. So I'm pulling myself. Dude, it was like the hardest workout ever.
Starting point is 00:42:49 I don't really know how you have to do that. You got to pull people's shoulders and push. Okay, they don't just do it for you, huh? No, because it's uphill. Oh, uphill, that's right. It felt like war. Like I'm climbing through bodies. Like Saving Private Ryan up in here.
Starting point is 00:43:03 I'm like, and I'm breathing heavy and my face started turning red. Oh, I'll tell you about that. Basically, my goal was to get to the lawn. So there's like, what, 10,000 seats in the... And then there's 2,000 on the lawn.
Starting point is 00:43:20 So I'm doing this. My face started turning red and they i was like slowing down on pulling people and my fans were so fucking cool they were screaming in my ear like adrian from rocky you got this baby you got this you got this you're a legend you're a legend everyone was just like pushing me and like all right and i got a little more energy and i kept pushing and then by the end when we got to the lawn, I turned around. I'm like, I can't move anymore. And then my fans pushed me over
Starting point is 00:43:48 to the lawn. And then I did my fucking... It really was my Rocky moment. That's your Rocky moment. That's a pretty good Rocky moment, I guess. Come on! It wasn't Philly, basically. It wasn't... Oh my God, I didn't even think about that.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank everyone for my rocking moment. It was a magical time for me. I fucking rocked it. You guys helped me. I couldn't have done it without you.
Starting point is 00:44:17 You are my Adriens. My fans, you are my Adriens. Fuck! I love Pennsylvania! Oh, that was so fucking fun. But I got so tired when I got to the lawn.
Starting point is 00:44:30 I was like, I'm not crowd serving back down the hill. So the security guards put me up like Dave Chappelle making the band when he's P. Diddy. I just like... They carried me to the stage. Was it funny?
Starting point is 00:44:44 It was fucking awesome Like they did it to be funny Yeah they did it to be funny That's fun The security guards They were involved They'll get in on the show More than any side person
Starting point is 00:44:51 They like to get in on stuff There's always great videos Of them like dancing And stuff too Everyone was so proud too I was like The whole set The whole
Starting point is 00:44:59 I mean my fans were really proud That we got there And I just want to say I couldn't have done it Without you guys We started From the fucking small ass tent from 2 to 4 a.m.
Starting point is 00:45:09 What do we have? Seven years later, we're at main stage at 5 p.m. Big set. Same band the whole time. Same band the whole fucking time. Let's fucking go! You haven't mentioned Ernie in a while. He must be being a good boy. Ernie's killing it. Ernie's being a good boy, isn't he?
Starting point is 00:45:24 Ernie's fucking killing it. He's actually super nice. Almost a little too nice sometimes. Yeah, he goes to bed early. Hey, how you doing? Right. I know. I should probably delete that too.
Starting point is 00:45:35 Me, I know. I should probably delete that too. No. Speaking of that, volume.com. Volume.com. Guys, we're still on volume.com. They're still kicking ass. They are going to be streaming the live stream August 30th too.
Starting point is 00:45:52 So if you can't make it to Denver, let's sell it out. Don't embarrass us. Podcast fans, we're doing this for you. You've been asking for us to make a live podcast. $30. Not that much. $30. Come on.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Help feed Nick. Also, Ophelia's rules. It's like nice. It's. Not that much. Come on. Help feed Nick. Also, Ophelia's rules. It's like nice. It's like a nice place. And it's fish dicks. I know half the fucking... Everyone in the fish community is going to come out there. Show up on the day before Wednesday. We're going to have a guest. We're going to have a guest.
Starting point is 00:46:17 And it's really big. And it's in that community. That's all I can say. Hopefully. I think he's interested. It's Pete Shapiro and he's bringing Jimmy Fallon. He's bringing Goose. Yeah. We got to talk to Pete Shapiro first.
Starting point is 00:46:32 Pete Shapiro booked Goose for the... We go through Pete Shapiro for anything Goose. We don't talk to his manager or his agents. We talk to a random promoter in New York. So if you're in a band, I know there's a ton of bands out here. Guys, you're in a band. You're fucking obsessed with our podcast. If you're in a band, I know there's a ton of bands out here. Guys, you're in a band. You're fucking obsessed with our podcast. If you're in a band, why not add live streams to your repertoire?
Starting point is 00:46:53 Volume.com is one of the best live stream companies out there. Get your sets out there. Get people who can't... What if the people who can't come to your show? What if you have a show in Vermont or whatever and they're one of your fans in Ohio? Don't you want your Ohio fan to listen to the set you're about to fucking rip
Starting point is 00:47:13 at wherever? What's that fish venue? Nectars. Yeah. You play there? Live in Nectars, baby. It's a cool venue, actually. I do like it. Their new owner is cool as fuck, too. They got the metronome upstairs. Yeah. They used to play the metronome. So if you're a content creator, actually. I do like it. And their new owner is cool as fuck, too. They got the metronome upstairs. Yeah. They used to play the metronome.
Starting point is 00:47:26 So if you're a content creator, go to volume.com slash creator. But also, if you just want to listen to some live streams, you're bored of fucking skimming through the fat of YouTube, go to volume.com and pop that shit off. Yes. And if you want to see us, we're happy today. We've been sleeping. If you want to see us, we're happy today. We've been sleeping. If you want to see our faces
Starting point is 00:47:46 from the podcast, all our videos, and if you want to backstock, we have two seasons of episodes on volume.com. And you can't watch it on YouTube anymore because we took it down.
Starting point is 00:48:03 Our contract is updated Because we're making That money right now Let's go Yeah This is good Shout out to all you Babies Making that money
Starting point is 00:48:11 Baby So it's Simon From volume.com Hey come to my shows Next weekend Where are they One Friday night
Starting point is 00:48:18 I'm playing New Conscious It's me and Jason Hand doing a String G's After party So what is it Just
Starting point is 00:48:23 He's DJing? He plays a bunch of drums and shit. It's like Yodo. Without homie? I'm going to play my keyboards and my saxophone and my ewe. And then Saturday, I got to head up to Gerald Ford Amphitheater up there in Vail and I'm playing with Thievery Corporation.
Starting point is 00:48:39 Wow, Nick, you're a musician. Ever since I said I'm not in your band, I really have been getting way more gigs lately Maybe it's karma Karmaic retribution from God Well maybe you're just like Finally not marinating in shit And finally made it public that you're looking for gigs
Starting point is 00:48:56 Well it's kind of embarrassing You don't want to be too weird about that You look desperate and sad Have you seen social media? Yeah I don't like those people. I'm like, good luck. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:49:07 I wasn't marinating in shit. You were like, I don't have any kids because Frasco. I was there with things because Frasco was there. A lot of that was a joke. A lot of that was a joke.
Starting point is 00:49:17 It wasn't. All right, whatever. I'm not going to argue about that. That's the best way to win an argument. Damn it. No, you're wrong and I'm not arguing it. No, it's fun.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Yeah. You are going to go Trump on this Indy 2034. Well, I'm just going to... My debate style is going to be based on him, not my policy. Oh. Although I might ban the traditional family. What? No more traditional families.
Starting point is 00:49:41 What if I make Indy just a singles town for singles only? Oh, that's edgy. Like a singles cruise, but a city. That's edgy. You can live around. You can live in Fishers or Carmel and come in and work.
Starting point is 00:49:51 Then it's just going to be turned into Denver. Hell yeah. Well, Denver rules. We got like, look at the price of housing. I mean, the single industry in Denver is not that tight.
Starting point is 00:49:59 Oh, I wouldn't know. It's a lot of weirdos. I got McDonald's at home. We got hamburgers at home. You know what I'm saying? I want McDonald's. We got weirdos. I got McDonald's at home. We got hamburgers at home. You know what I'm saying? I want McDonald's. We got hamburgers. We got Julie at home.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Yeah, but I mean, just single people are more, they're better for the economy, I feel like. They go out more. They do stuff. You know what I mean? Dating in Denver is fucking horrible. Really? I think it's worse for women, actually. They just seem to really, because I can see that, though.
Starting point is 00:50:24 A lot of men here don't really do anything. No, they just like... Well, they don't sell weed anymore, but they used to. You know what I mean. They're all in some shitty band. Or like there's some terrible DJ. Jesus fucking Christ. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:50:40 What? This is our hometown. It can't be ripping off our hometown. Your hometown is Los Angeles. Where are you from? What's your actual hometown? Rancho Cucamonga? West Hills, California
Starting point is 00:50:49 Oh, that sounds like poor people live there Who has hills? The West Hills are closer to the ocean No, I think a lot of the single people in Denver I went to a 4th of July party I was there A lot of single women there There was also a lot of single women there. I was there.
Starting point is 00:51:06 There's also a lot of moms there. Gal, Buda's trying to convince me to go to Huntsville this week. Why? Yo. Fish is playing. Fuck it, go. No.
Starting point is 00:51:14 I want our first experience to be together. I've been there three times. What? I've been to Fish two or three times. But I haven't been in like 10 years. We're bringing Todd Glass.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Like, we're bringing... I want all of us to experience a first... Yeah, I haven't been in a long time. So're bringing Todd Glass. Like we're bringing, I want all of us to experience a first. Yeah, I haven't been in a long time. So it's like, it'll be, it's like new to me. It was like before there, man, I haven't been since like probably I went
Starting point is 00:51:31 and it got rained out. So it didn't really even count. I only got half a set. Really? It was in Chicago at North Rhode Island. It got raining the fuck out. And that was probably, damn, that might have been 10 years ago.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Before that, it was like 2000. I've only been twice that really. Now I think about it. I've seen them one and a half times. I did used to listen to them a lot for a time. Really? Yeah, they're a good band. I mean, they're fucking rip. The Peak of Fish is fucking some of the best
Starting point is 00:51:53 shit ever. Yeah? Yeah. But a lot of it I don't like too, but you know. We'll see what happens. It's all different shit. Like every show, they have a lot of power for a quartet. I just want to go to Broadway theater shows and stuff. I want to go see Music Man. I hate that stuff.
Starting point is 00:52:10 I mean, the old musicals are cool, but you couldn't pay me to see Hamilton. It was okay. The hype wasn't as good. I went in Chicago. Corny as hell. It was a hair corny. I don't know. I just think musical theater is kind of cornball. It was a hair corny. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:52:25 I just think musical theater is kind of cornball. It is a little cornball. Theater kids are annoying. You remember them? Oh, God. That's half my friends in LA that I fucking hate. They're the worst people ever. They're the most catty people on the earth.
Starting point is 00:52:37 Oh, they're so annoying, dude. You think athletes are competitive? Oh, yeah. But at least they can define who's better. I score more points than you. I think musical theater... They're my least favorite people. People in drama theater that aren't in those big cities
Starting point is 00:52:50 are probably cool. Because you're in Ohio and it's fun. I'm doing it because I like this. Not because they're trying to get a job in Broadway or LA. My fucking friends in LA. I want to be famous. My fucking nerd. I can't stand those fucking jealous people. What about the people that want to be famous. Oh, yeah. My fucking nerd. Oh, God. I fucking... Or the worst is like... I can't
Starting point is 00:53:05 stand those fucking jealous people. What about the people that want to be that, but they're bad at it? That's kind of like the jam band fans, too. They're all amateur guitar players. Oh, like the Northeast Connecticut people? He sucks at guitar. It's like you work at a grocery store. Oh, yeah. My drug band is
Starting point is 00:53:21 better than your drug band. Yeah, it's like... No, they all suck. They all suck. I love, yeah, I love when people judge musicians when... They're not a musician? They're not a musician. Dude, I see some of the dumbest, dumbest, dumbest things I've ever seen, and I just want to rip into people what I don't. You know what I saw, though?
Starting point is 00:53:36 This one guy's like, thinly veiled key changes. I was like, what does that even mean, dude? You're just saying words you've heard musicians say. That's not even a thing. You can't thinly veil a key change. That's what a key change is. Right. Anyway, what were you going to say? You're protecting me on that drug man pitch. I get in there a little bit for you, but not
Starting point is 00:53:51 too hard because I don't want to seem like a cuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, because then it hits better if I'm being honest. I don't like when they say your band sucks. Yeah. Your band doesn't suck. Oh, I suck. No, you're in the band, dummy. Okay. God damn it. You're so sensitive and weird You're like a theater kid
Starting point is 00:54:08 Full circle That was theater kid That was theater kid energy That was theater kid energy I'm sorry Politicians are all turning into theater kids too I know It's like all these drama kids
Starting point is 00:54:23 Or like the Ben Shapiro's of the world. They're all like failed Hollywood people. But yeah, I'll defend you. Yeah, thanks. Within reason. No, no. You know what I mean? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:36 What was I defending you about recently? I don't know. I don't like when they say you're like... Gimmick. What? A gimmick. Every band's a gimm they say you're like a gimmick. What? A gimmick? Every band's a gimmick, you dumbasses. Stupid ass. Yeah, like Fish.
Starting point is 00:54:52 They jump on trampolines and shit. It's fun. It's called Fun. You ever heard of it? Oh, but Fish isn't a gimmick. It's called having fun. They're called Fish with a PH. Also, I'm not making fun of them. It's good that they did the gimmicks because they're like the most successful band ever. Yeah, who cares? By a lot of metrics. the gimmicks because they're like the most successful band ever. Yeah, who cares? By a lot of metrics.
Starting point is 00:55:07 There are metrics in which they are the most successful band ever. Get off my nuts. They're probably the most successful band that never had a record label. Get off all my homies' nuts, too. Maybe they did have a record label, actually. Yeah, get off Goose's nuts. Get off fucking Twiddle's nuts.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Get off Mahali's nuts. And just enjoy life. You can make fun of Ryan Dempsey a little bit, actually. He's putting himself out there a little hard. Man, Ryan's going off the deep end. I got to call him. I know, but he's making real dumb posts. I know, that's what I'm saying. He does this shit
Starting point is 00:55:36 because he's heartbroken, and he's sad, and I got to call him. But he's not making it look like that. He's making it look like, I know, but that's when you need, that's the cry for help from Dempsey. I need to call him. I've dealt with this a couple times in our friendship. It might not be your job to do that, though.
Starting point is 00:55:51 Who's going to do it? The only person who can really help you is you. I know. I felt bad. I feel bad for him, but also he's being dumb. He's smarter than that. He is smarter than that, but I get it. I'm getting Mahali on the show
Starting point is 00:56:06 to talk about this breakup with Twiddle. Can I be on it? Yes. I'm trying to have him fly out. We should call him Mimi. Mimi? He's such a sweet boy. God, he's so sweet. I want to be in his new band. He gets shit too. I'm like, fuck off. All these people
Starting point is 00:56:21 make fun of him. I suck my dick from the back. Maybe I can weasel my way into his new band. I'm just fuck off All these people Like make fun of Mahal Like suck my dick From the back Maybe I can weasel My way into his new band I'm just kidding Yeah I mean he's in a reggae band He needs a sax player Shut the fuck up
Starting point is 00:56:34 I will not allow that I'm just kidding Oh no I gotta protect him You know Going back to Mahal I'm kidding He's good Youali It's hard
Starting point is 00:56:46 I'm not Mahali Dempsey When his whole identity was Twiddle And aliens And aliens He's having a hard time His wife's gone Maybe they'll get back together
Starting point is 00:57:00 They're for sure going to get back together It's a hiatus people Dude more couples should go a hiatus, people. Dude, more couples should go on hiatus. They don't ever announce hiatuses. That'd be hilarious. Me and Julie Biggs are going on a three-month hiatus. We're having creative
Starting point is 00:57:17 differences. Maybe that's what will be part of my campaign. For Indianapolis? Yeah, you could go on a hiatus before you go on divorce. Steve, I'm not doing that. We're only single people if I'm mayor. I want you to be married. I want you to be who you want to be. We're turning Indianapolis
Starting point is 00:57:33 into a singles cruise, but a city. What is this? You can be married, but I'm taxing you double. What is this, the Burt Kreischer cruise or what? Hell yeah, let's do it. The guy's rich as fuck. I'll do whatever. Oh guy's rich as fuck. I'll do whatever.
Starting point is 00:57:48 Oh, no. Don't be like Burt Kreischer. One of the most successful comedians. I'm so happy for Burt. He's really killing it. I saw something where he's like top five arena comic right now. Oh, he's fucking killing it. I'm just a little jealous he likes Goose more than me now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:01 They didn't have to work for it as hard as you did either. I know. I was... They didn't have to work for it as hard as you did either. I know. Maybe that's why. Break it out. Break that out. That's the breakout. That's the breakout. He just kind of fell into their lap.
Starting point is 00:58:17 He's hanging out with them backstage, kissing them on the lips probably. Maybe he's only doing that because their Red Rock show is the day after his. Maybe if your Red Rock show was the day after his. What I like about Burt, which is he's super smart. He sees other people's fan bases that are kind of these underground fan bases and he hypes them up
Starting point is 00:58:35 so that fan base could come to the show. It's smart. It's very smart. The guy's a genius, I think. I mean, I think he is a marketing genius. People call him dumb all the time. He's not dumb at all. You're the dumb one, actually He's brilliant If that's dumb, I'd love to be that dumb I'd love to be so dumb that I'd have like
Starting point is 00:58:52 Three houses in LA And a fucking cool wife I'm going to Buffalo this weekend Buffalo! I'm going to Buffalo in Rochester You're going to Buffalo I'm excited, I haven't hung out The Ripe Boys are opening for us
Starting point is 00:59:07 In Rochester Which is going to be cool They're opening? Damn that's wild I thought they were bigger than you Rochester is my city Like in Boston you would open And then Friday
Starting point is 00:59:23 We are playing Cobblestone Line at Buffalo. Oh, man. I'm excited for that. We got Little Stranger, Doom Flamingo. I saw the lineup. I'm super jealous. Those chicks in Beaches. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:33 Have you heard of them? Yeah. They're fucking badass. Yeah. They're beastie. Yeah. And then I forgot who else. Oh, Dogs in a Pile, Twiddle.
Starting point is 00:59:43 All the homies. And then I come home. I'm home for a week. We're going to interview. And then I go on that mountain town tour with 10th Mound Division. I got 10th Mound Division on the show. Be careful. You can get really worn out in those mountain runs.
Starting point is 00:59:58 I know. I'm serious. Oh, because it's high altitude. It's high altitude and the alcohol is twice as effective. Some of the most brutal hangovers in history have occurred in Eston, Colorado. I just like those because they're all short drives. They are short drives and they're easy load-ins and they're easy. I might as well. But I'm just saying, you got to...
Starting point is 01:00:15 Really? How far is that? Durango to Telluride? That's six hours. Oh, fuck. And it's not like a fun six hours, by the way. No, that's done. I need a bus. By the way, it's not a fun thing.
Starting point is 01:00:29 I'll take a bandwagon, whatever. I can't be doing these fucking 9 a.m. drives anymore. They're driving me crazy. At least you're doing the drives in the summer. You're going through the mountains and shit. I know, but guys, I hope Brian listens to this.
Starting point is 01:00:44 Brian, are you listening? We haven't even made fun of him. This band parties. This band goes out. I know you want us to be more mature. I know you want us to go to bed early. That's not going to happen with this fucking band. You would go to bed earlier on a bus, actually.
Starting point is 01:00:58 If we had a tour bus, or if we had a bandwagon, they would force us to leave to the next town At 2am Actually it would be less partying It'd be less partying Less dirty dirty bad influence Do you want to keep us around Brian
Starting point is 01:01:12 He's like well Hold on what did you say Shane hold on I got a call coming in Hey Shane sorry Our drug addict band Andy Frasco is calling right now I gotta go out I really do think It's funny because it's true But it's like I'm so cheap though Hey, Shane, sorry. Our drug addict band, Andy Frasco, is calling right now. I got to go out. I really do think... It's funny because it's true.
Starting point is 01:01:28 But it's like, oh, I'm so cheap, though. They're so expensive. I'm in that fucking... Are they that much more expensive than this? They're $1,700 a day. Oh, they've gotten a lot more expensive. Yeah, inflation with all this bullshit. Because everyone in the fucking music industry is just trying to fucking rob all these fucking bands.
Starting point is 01:01:44 It's some bullshit. Yeah, fuck the industry. This is the worst industry. God, it's the worst industry. I mean, maybe movie, other art ones. Like art, it's probably bad. I don't know. Everyone's just trying to make all these musicians broke.
Starting point is 01:01:55 And the reason why people are quitting. Who quit now? A lot of bands are quitting. Who quit? Just people. And are quitting and blah, blah, blah. Quitting can be very powerful and strong. You should all quit.
Starting point is 01:02:07 This isn't how you grow the music industry, people. We need to stick together. Can't just take everything from all these artists and expect them to keep paying you. We're going to have a revolution. It's going to be a fucking Boston Tea Party here soon. We're not actors. We have an actual skill that we developed. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:02:24 I'm not just reading a word some other guy wrote. You know what I'm saying? If you keep bullying us, music industry, we will take the power back. And that is not a threat. It's a promise. It's a fucking promise. Let's go. How we're going to do that with no money? Let's go do that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:39 And being addicted to drugs. Maybe that's why they do it. We're going to hit up our dads and we're going to get money and we're going to sue you. We're going to hit up our dads and we're going to get money and we're going to sue you. We're going to hit up our dads and we're going to sue you. We're going to... I don't know. We've got to do something about a certain company that's basically a monopoly.
Starting point is 01:02:56 I mean, they're all becoming monopolies. Well, they can't all be a non-monopoly. There can only be one monopoly. I know, but they're slowly becoming each one. The ticket company is the real monopoly, though. Yeah. It's insane. There can only be one monopoly. I know, but they're slowly becoming each one. The ticket company is the real monopoly, though. Yeah. It's insane.
Starting point is 01:03:07 Monopoly. It's insane. They broke up AT&T like that in the 80s. Ooh, hot. That's why there's a bunch of phone companies, but they're all merging together again. Guys, I know everyone needs tour buses right now. Tour bus.
Starting point is 01:03:21 I know everyone needs venues. Everyone needs a lot of things, but don't keep making your expenses go up and up. We know how much everything costs. Don't be an asshole. Don't make us brokovers just because you want to make extra money. We're barely fucking scraping by. Yeah, bitch.
Starting point is 01:03:39 You fucking bitch. We're done. We've been going for an hour? Hour and five. You bitches. Hey, you're a bitch. We're done. We've been going for an hour? Hour and five. You bitches. Hey, you're a bitch. Hey, companies, you're a bitch. I need to get a new car. You got any motivation for people this week? I got to get a new car.
Starting point is 01:03:56 I need to motivate myself. Oh, I forgot to ask about this. I brought it up three times and you just kept breezed right past it. No, you do this thing. This is how you want the attention. It's a bit. Every fucking voicemail. I got it. My car's stolen. No, you do this thing. This is how you want the attention. It's a bit. Every fucking voicemail. I got my car stolen.
Starting point is 01:04:08 Anyway, back to you, Andy. Okay. Coming from you, that is fucking rich as hell. That is... No, it's just my car got stolen at a venue. It's not that big of a deal. I know, but like, God, you're dealing with a lot. Your back hurts.
Starting point is 01:04:23 My back's fine. I mean, whatever. Pain, pain. I know, but you're God, you're dealing with a lot. Your back hurts. My back's fine. I mean, whatever. Pain. Pain. I know, but you're about to get paid up. We'll see. You're about to make a bunch of money from all these different things. We'll see. The universe isn't just going to make you fucking deal with all this shit and then not have you. Do you believe in the universe? I do.
Starting point is 01:04:38 I'm going to leave back in the universe. I'm having a good summer. I got a new band going that's really good. I think it's going to have less. That organ true? Yeah, I'm going to make an album with it. I decided I'm not going to do a... I'm going a good summer I got a new band going It's really good I think it's gonna have less That organ true? Yeah I'm gonna make an album With it I decided I'm not gonna do I'm gonna just self produce it
Starting point is 01:04:50 Oh nice Just pay for it It's not gonna be that expensive Cause I got If you get good musicians on your shit And you write it all ahead of time Two days I can record this album Really?
Starting point is 01:04:58 And then I'm gonna put it out And then I'm just gonna try to get some gigs That's awesome I got a good band Neil Evans has been the drummer lately Neil Evans? From the drummer lately. Neil Evans? From Dope-A-Pod.
Starting point is 01:05:07 Oh, cool. But drummer will probably be a rotating thing just because, you know, drummers come and go. Right. Because I like really good guys and really good drummers are very in demand. You know who's really good? Who? Tyler from 10th Mound Division.
Starting point is 01:05:19 Who are some good drummers you like? In Denver? Just in general. What kind of drummers are you into? I like guys who can kick the shit out of the kick drum. Tyler from 10th Mound Division is a fucking amazing drummer. The Homie from Squeaky Feet. Yeah, they're all badasses in that band.
Starting point is 01:05:31 Damn that band. I just saw them play at summer camp, I think. They're fucking badasses. Do I love their music? Not always, my thing. It's very busy, but they're good at it. Yeah. I mean, they're Berklee kids.
Starting point is 01:05:40 They got a show. They got the Umphreys thing going. They're showing how much they paid for their education. Yeah, I mean, if you like that, if you're into Fusion, I would definitely check them out. I mean, Neil's dope. I would say Tyler, man. He'd be a good curveball. Yeah?
Starting point is 01:05:53 Is he funky, though? He's funky as fuck. It sounds like he'd be pretty cheap, too. No. I'm Tyler's agent. We're going to make sure you get paid. I'm not hiring anybody you're representing. Okay, guys. Have a great week. We didn gonna make sure You get paid I'm not hiring anybody You're representing Okay guys Have a great week Don't let
Starting point is 01:06:08 We didn't make fun Of your band No I'm just kidding I wouldn't Yeah You wouldn't That's why you're having
Starting point is 01:06:18 A therapy session Later today I know I have a Fucking my first band meeting Where we all talk About our problems I hate that shit
Starting point is 01:06:24 You guys should do A couple of video making fun of it too Couples therapy and I'll be the therapist This is like couples therapy and Schwartz just wants to do it So we're all on the same page Who's the moderator? Bo do you have to be on it? He might need to get a little raise if he has to be on the therapy sessions I'm just kidding
Starting point is 01:06:39 Oh no Bo is my number one Floyd's not on it? Oh Floyd needs to be on this. Okay. Oh, Floyd's account got hacked. Oh, my God. That's fucking karma. Floyd's account got hacked.
Starting point is 01:06:53 On what? On Instagram. By who? I don't know, but they're asking for a bunch of money everywhere. But it's just him. But it's really him. I texted him like, yo, your account's getting hacked. He's like, ha, ha, real funny.
Starting point is 01:07:04 I'm like, no. And then I sent all the screenshots. Like, you're a fucking idiot. You're about to steal all your money. He's like, ah, real funny. I'm like, no. And I sent all the screenshots like, you're fucking idiot. They're about to steal all your money. He's like, and then he stopped talking. He's watching porn while he has Instagram on. Porn? Yeah, that's what happened.
Starting point is 01:07:17 That's how I got hacked. You really? You got hacked? I got hacked. Well, actually I was being a dumbass and they're like, we got you free Jordan 1s Just sign up for this email You fell for that shit? Fucking dumbass You're from LA bro
Starting point is 01:07:33 You shouldn't be falling for that shit That's like Boomer from Wisconsin When I was 19 I got I got hustled from one of those princes from Africa. What? Hold on. I was 19. I was desperate.
Starting point is 01:07:57 I was selling a piano. I was in New York. Hold on. So this is what? 25 years ago? You were 19? I mean, 15, 16 years ago. So it was early what how did you fall for this had you not heard of it yet i mean it was it was 07 okay about like you sent them money
Starting point is 01:08:12 yeah i think they sent me like double the amount of money and then i sent them the rest back at no point you were like wow this is too good to be true. No, because I was excited to sell the piano because I was moving out of Brooklyn. You're very poor, by the way. I was super poor. My parents only gave me $1,200 a month for a year. And it was like month 11. Oh, okay. I'm like, I still want to live in New York.
Starting point is 01:08:40 Right. So I sold all my gear. So glad this came up. And then he hustled me. And then my bass player at the time was like, you just got fucking internet scam called cancel the FedEx. Cancel the FedEx. It was too late.
Starting point is 01:08:56 Dude, you fell for that? How much money? Two grand, 2,500. Two grand 16 years ago. That's like 30 grand now or what's inflation. Biden. Thanks, Joe Biden. No, I'm just kidding. I can't believe you fell ago. That's like $30,000 now worth inflation. Biden. Thanks, Joe Biden. No, I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 01:09:07 I can't believe you thought... So you were like, yeah, this seems legit. This prince from Nigeria. Well, it was also Craigslist. And that wasn't crazy. That doesn't make it less shady. But I've sold so much shit on Craigslist before. Right, but if you're selling something,
Starting point is 01:09:18 why would you be giving them money? I didn't think twice. I was just so... I needed the money quick. It's just so crazy to me that you, of all people, would fall for that. I know. You're always leery. You don't trust anybody. I don't think twice. I was just so... It's just so crazy to me that you, of all people, would fall for that. I know. You're always leery. You don't trust anybody.
Starting point is 01:09:28 I don't trust anybody. You don't trust your own parents, barely. Right. But you trusted a random Nigerian prince on Craigslist. That's the thing about Andy. If he wants something, you can trick him. You can trick him. All right.
Starting point is 01:09:41 I got it. You dangle that little carrot in front of Andy. You might get 10, 20 K off him. That's my motivation for the week. If you want something from Andy, dangle 2K in front of him. All right, guys. Have a great week. I got to go. I got to interview Edward Sharp and the Magnet
Starting point is 01:09:59 zeros singer. And then I got to have a fucking therapy session with my, and then we have to have a phone call. And then we have a phone call with volume.com. And then, is today Friday? Oh, do you want to go with me to that Josh Blue art gallery thing? Probably. What time are you going? Eight? Eight. Is it free? It's free. Oh, let's go support him for an hour.
Starting point is 01:10:15 I think Julie wants to go too. Let's all go. Let's go support him for an hour and then we'll go find some riffraff to get to. Okay. Alright. Bye, guys. You tuned in to the World'saving Podcast with Andy Fresco. Thank you for listening to this episode. Produced by Andy Fresco, Joe Angelo, and Chris Lawrence. We need you to help us save the world and spread the word.
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