Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - EP 233: Nick & Andy Catch Up

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

In which Andy, Nick, Dolav & Beau break down the latest goings on and serve it up with a dollop of gossip... Find out who the stinkiest boy in the band is (Spoiler Alert: It's Floyd) and check out our... buddies at bluedeltajeans.com Watch this episode streaming now!! Psyched to partner up with our buddies at Volume.com! Check out their roster of upcoming live events and on-demand shows to enrich that sweet life of yours. Call, leave a message, and tell us how you really feel: (720) 996-2403  Check out our new album!, L'Optimist on all platforms Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For more information on Andy Frasco, the band and/or the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com Check out our good friends that help us unwind and sleep easy while on the road and at home: dialedingummies.com Produced by Andy Frasco, Joe Angelhow, & Chris Lorentz Audio mix by Chris Lorentz Featuring: Kyle Ayers

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We're gonna, we got a cake for him and we're gonna sing happy birthday to him when he comes back out here. But what he doesn't, what he doesn't know is we're also going to roast him. Um, so I have written about 20 Andy Frasco roast jokes that will be delivered to him on stage. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Andy Happy birthday to you I love you Andy! No, no, you're not done, sit back down, sit back down. No, you can hold on to it. Don't love Cananga.
Starting point is 00:00:45 So I thought it'd be fun, since you're such a connoisseur of comedy, I thought I would write some roast jokes about you. Frasco, happy birthday, Andy Frasco. I love you very much. I got these from a few. Andy, Andy's a huge Lakers fan, and like most Lakers fans,
Starting point is 00:01:00 doesn't live anywhere near Los Angeles. Andy plays piano? A lot like I tell jokes. Sort of, but very confidently. All right. Andy, I love you. I love you like I love Bernie Sanders. You know I love Bernie Sanders.
Starting point is 00:01:18 I love you. I love Bernie Sanders. You remind me a lot of Bernie. You can rally people. People love you. I would even vote for you. And honestly, I'm worried about both of you being alive in four years. Someday soon, Andy might be the first 32 year old to join the 27 Club. You guys are like, oh, he ate mushrooms from a stranger the second he got up here.
Starting point is 00:01:49 And you're like, where are these jokes coming from? Jesus fucking Christ. And he looks like if Bob Ross' son let him down. This man eats mushrooms like Super Mario, but he looks like Waluigi on a bender. I'm pretty fucking good at comedy. Andy is a huge advocate for mental health awareness. He's willing to talk to anyone about it as long as you're a hot girl or you follow him on Instagram. Keep them coming!
Starting point is 00:02:32 This is the best night of our lives! Oh, man. Seriously, though, it's been fun watching Andy's groupies' parents pick him up after the show. It's fun watching Andy's groupies parents pick him up after the shows. Someday Andy's dick might get nominated for a team choice award. That's so funny. That's so funny. I wrote that and I stood up in a van. Andy is so desperate for intimacy that he crowd surfs just to be touched. And I've known you for a long time, and I do love you dearly. You're one of my best friends.
Starting point is 00:03:23 You maybe have helped save my life multiple times. And I think you know that. And, uh, well, I've known you for a long time. There's people here who've known you even longer than I have. And a couple of guys in your band actually wrote a nice tune.
Starting point is 00:03:36 So please give it up for, uh, Andy P. Tableau. And I'm Sean Ackerman. All right. And we're back. Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast.
Starting point is 00:03:46 When I say world, I mean fucking world. Do you? No, it's just like regionally. Yeah, it's like the Midwest. It's like the Buffalo. How we doing, everyone? Hope you're staying happy, staying healthy. I got the number one singer on the podcast on the show as my co-host.
Starting point is 00:04:04 I burned you. You burned me hard yesterday. And I ripped Floyd apart. Yeah, Nick Gerlach. Hey, buddy. He tried to grab my microphone. You don't do that. What'd he do? He tried to grab my mic. At trivia night?
Starting point is 00:04:15 Yeah. He was trying to impress his wife. I think she's over it. She's so cool. Yeah, she's way cooler than me. Sometimes I feel weird kissing Floyd because she's so cool. Yeah. she's way cooler than me. Sometimes I feel weird kissing Floyd because she's so cool. Yeah. Like, I do
Starting point is 00:04:27 have a crush on Floyd. Does she have, like, a problem with this? I don't think so. She doesn't say it to me. Oh, no. That's bad, I think. She goes like that. Like, oh, yeah, yeah, you guys are doing that, huh? She's probably grossed out. She's probably grossed out. I mean, you're gross. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:04:44 I'm not that gross. I mean, Floyd's gross.. I mean, you're gross. You know what I mean? I'm not that gross. I mean, Floyd's gross. Compared to her, you're gross. I smell better than Floyd. Yeah, that's true. I think. Compared to her, you're gross. For sure.
Starting point is 00:04:54 I just, I can't fathom how Floyd wears the same dirty ass white pants every single show. And they get dirtier. No, he only pulls those out on big shows like Red Rocks. He pulls it out. By the way, we'll talk about Red Rocks. That's when you know it's an important
Starting point is 00:05:11 show. Yeah. What annoys me too is like he makes money. He ain't no slouch. He's rich. He does all this composing for all these TV shows and stuff. He's a person. He's a person. He's a person.
Starting point is 00:05:26 Weird. It is weird. It's weird that he has this other life other than us. He's also a dad. And his dad, too. That's weird. But he'll put on some jeans that are clean. I'm like, oh, fuck yeah, Floyd showered.
Starting point is 00:05:41 And then when it comes to show day, he'll just put on the same dirty ass fucking white pants again. I don't know what's going on. This isn't the white stripes, my homie. This is the Andy Frask and the UN project. You can't be just... It has like oil, like grease oil on them and shit. You got them for free from that one guy, right?
Starting point is 00:05:59 Yeah, Blue Delta. Oh yeah, shout out to Blue Delta. You guys need to re-up. Our guys. I thought it was Delta Blue. Blue Delta You guys need to re-up Our guys You need I thought it was Delta Blue Blue Delta Oh Either way Yeah if you guys want
Starting point is 00:06:11 This is a free promo For our boys at Blue Delta Go grab some jeans They're customized jeans They're expensive They're expensive as fuck though But they're worth it Yeah like I have
Starting point is 00:06:18 I've had the same pair They don't break on me Yeah yeah Like And they put like Custom They put Laker Logos inside the pockets And shit because What are the Lakers don't break on me yeah like then they and they put like custom they put laker um logos inside
Starting point is 00:06:26 the pockets and shit because what are the lakers gonna sue you at some point for this breach of something i don't know probably i don't sell enough i'm not on the radar i'm gonna i'm in a fucking jam band the lakers aren't have me on their radar i know but defamation i don't know um this guy is de-branding the brand. He takes drugs on stage while wearing a LeBron James jersey. Yeah, exactly. And he's a 35-year-old man. He's older than LeBron almost.
Starting point is 00:06:53 I haven't been wearing the Lakers stuff as much on stage. Isn't it weird that you're way older than most of the Lakers now? Yeah. Oh my god. It's weird to think about when you're older than all your heroes. I know. I know. Like Austin Reeves. He, my God. It's weird to think about when you're older than all your heroes. I know. I know. Like, Austin Reeves, I'm like...
Starting point is 00:07:07 He's like 25, right? Yeah, I'm like checking out what he's doing for his summer. He's like... Yeah, they signed him three-year 54. Pretty good. Yeah. Good contract. But yeah, I'm watching these fucking 22-year-old kids just like have summer break.
Starting point is 00:07:21 It feels like they're off of college. They're all millionaires. They're all millionaires. They're all millionaires in yachts and stuff. Going to J. Cole concerts and shit. Damn, what a life. I'm out here on my day off. It's hard, though. You've got to be one of the top 400 basketball players on earth.
Starting point is 00:07:37 I thought he was even less than that. It's like 450. That's all they allow in. Only 5,000 people have ever played in the NBA. You think about this, too. Only 5,000 people have ever played in the NBA. You think about this too. Only 80 bands or only 110 bands a year get to play Red Rocks.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Headline Red Rocks. I heard they're going to make it more year-round though. They're going to try to do that. They're working on some stuff. But the hail and shit. What the fuck? It's an apocalypse. It's rocks. on time down here. You're always going to have, well, that,
Starting point is 00:08:05 I mean, it's rocks. It can withstand weather. True, true, true, true, true. Yeah, it's not going to get destroyed. I don't know. Anything for a buck, you know?
Starting point is 00:08:16 Yeah. Speaking of red rocks, dude. You played there. We played there. That was fucking epic. I think I am, I am reggae certified now
Starting point is 00:08:25 Oh yeah The reggae scene loves us And it's awesome Oh my god It felt so A certain segment of the reggae scene Yeah yeah yeah Oh like the white reggae
Starting point is 00:08:36 Yeah yeah San Diego faction It's island music, they say Monte Cristo, California Let's make California names No, dude, Slightly Steeple was so fucking nice to us Felt like a Padres game in that bitch The whole crowd was wearing dickies and long white socks and vans
Starting point is 00:09:04 It felt like my roots. It felt like that's what I grew up with. I know. Isn't that wild? It is. I didn't grow up with the jam music. I grew up with SoCal Punk. That is the jam music of Southern California.
Starting point is 00:09:15 Slightly stupid when I was a kid. I mean, I remember getting high for my first time. I was in my buddy Peter's car, Peter Satchin. He had like an E3 Shout out Peter He had like one of those What's he doing now? Is he the VP of marketing at Miramax or something?
Starting point is 00:09:30 He's a divorce lawyer Ooh, rich Yeah, he says that shit's wild In LA? Yeah, he was the first guy Me and him were like Addicted to First people addicted to sex
Starting point is 00:09:40 In high school For our group And we were just like Divorce lawyer We were just like I couldn't talk about it to anyone. Everyone would think I'd be a hoe. But Peter and I, we talked.
Starting point is 00:09:50 And he's like, Yeah, man, I'm addicted to sex too. I'm like, Yeah, me too. Yada, yada. But... Cool. Cool, man. That's a really cool story.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Pete, I hope you're having a good day, man. I hope your wife's happy. Anyway, San Diego People got You know, more people I talked to Everyone like got into drugs in high school I didn't I just liked to have sex Yep
Starting point is 00:10:13 Yeah, that's a drug The release is all the same things Dopamine Yeah, you can get addicted to it But I'm not like You can't like get a DUI from having sex That'd be hilarious You have too much serotonin or whatever the fuck gets released You're way relaxed right now, bro You shouldn't like get a DUI from having sex That'd be hilarious You have too much serotonin or whatever the fuck gets released
Starting point is 00:10:26 You're way relaxed right now bro You shouldn't be driving How would they test that though But I remember he got me into Slightly Stupid When I was a kid They're not like a straight up reggae man No they're fucking They were like a punk rock band
Starting point is 00:10:41 Yeah they're a little different That's the difference between I used to be like I used to like poo poo yeah They were a little different I mean like That's the difference between Like that's And I kind of like saw it Like I used to be like I used to like Poo poo everything But now I'm like Trying to like
Starting point is 00:10:49 Really accept things For what they are And I realized They're not really a reggae band No but all the people That open for them are A lot Yeah
Starting point is 00:10:56 They're in that world at least That's why I was like I was kind of nervous When I first did I'm like fuck These guys aren't Cause like all the bands Are kind of these like
Starting point is 00:11:03 Low tempo Yeah yeah yeah They liked your. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They liked your shit, though. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, you came out. Those Republicans, they really liked your stuff. Oh, my God. To be fair, the Grateful Dead has a bunch of MAGA. There's a bunch of MAGA in that. Really? Oh, yeah. They're hiding.
Starting point is 00:11:21 I mean, how many 75-year-old white people do you think you can get in a room before 30% of them are going to be MAGA at this point? Boomers love that shit. Oh, shit, you're right. They're all boomers. I haven't met really a lot of Trump or reggae people. You're observing the crowd.
Starting point is 00:11:33 What was it like? They're pretty rude people, actually. It's hard to walk through that crowd. I'm used to the jam band people where they get out of your way and they're like, yes, sir. You know what I mean? Oh, so they're kind of like bluegrass fans? They're kind of like bluegrass fans where they don't... We have our spot.
Starting point is 00:11:44 They're oblivious. And they're just oblivious to what's going on around them a little bit. They love... I walked in the crowd. They're not very self-aware people. Really? I didn't find them to be. I thought they were nice.
Starting point is 00:11:54 They're nice, but that doesn't mean you're self-aware. I mean, who is self-aware when you're on drugs? I mean, actually, scratch that. I am, actually. I am, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of my mushrooms. But I had had after party
Starting point is 00:12:06 At my house again With all With um All the men All the men No they brought women This time too Oh
Starting point is 00:12:11 Girls at Andy's house No it's cool It's just like Friends of the wise It was like It wasn't like Everyone was like Hooking up
Starting point is 00:12:20 Like having an orgy in here No not your dream scenario No I don't want to have An orgy No I've watched an orgy Have you ever seen an orgy It sounds terrible I've watched an orgy in here. No, not your dream scenario. No, I don't want to have an orgy. I watched an orgy. Have you ever seen an orgy? It sounds terrible. I watched an orgy.
Starting point is 00:12:29 It sounds disgusting. It was just like, it was at my house too. Like, you know, well, when I was living at that porn house when I was younger. Yeah, I figured it was a porn house.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Yeah. And I watched it and it was just... Not that sexy at all. It wasn't sexy. Not even sexual. Just like a pile of flesh. Like stations in Bill and Ted's that sexy at all. It wasn't sexy. Not even sexual. A pile of flush. Like Stations.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Bogus Journey. Remember Stations? What the fuck are you doing over there, man? I forgot all the signs. And you make fun of DJs. You can't even fucking cue up an air horn. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:13:06 But orgies aren't cool. I'm not interested in an orgy in any way, shape, or form. I'm getting more and more intimidated of crazy, freaky sex. You're getting old. I know.
Starting point is 00:13:20 Someone told me. Maybe you did. You're getting traded to the Hornets. I'm getting traded to the fucking Hornets I want to get Dolav up here for Dolav You're with us for an hour Dolav
Starting point is 00:13:35 So tell me more about this reggae thing I mean you're the one that got fucking I saw the back end of it I think I'm on that I know but it's funny to say you got 800 bucks. I got the back end, though, where I was just hanging out with the bands. The bands are chill. They're fucking nice as hell.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Slightly stupid, like Lettuce Inn. Before you even saw his play, he was like... Was Carl Vinson on it? No, but fucking Rashawn. He's the man. From Dave Matthews. Dude, that dude... They got a killer man. He's also on the Lettuce Live record. They got Charlie Tuna. Did you know he was on Lettuce for a little bit?
Starting point is 00:14:07 What? Rashawn? Yeah. Mid-2000s. He's a motherfucker, dude. He's one of the best. But it was so nice to watch all the bands on the side. It was like 40 people backstage.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Just fucking... They want to see what this train's all about, man. What's this whole Andy Frasco thing all about? Yeah, so it took a while to get... I felt like it took three songs to get them in. But you were in the crowd. Were they in? They were in. The crowd liked it.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Cool. It was cool. I love that we don't have to just rely on the jam scene to have a fan base. Yeah. I'm going to do a lot more reggae shows. Do it. People go to that shit. They, I couldn't,
Starting point is 00:14:46 there's 9,000 people there. They buy merch like crazy too. Yeah, we sold a shit ton of merch. No, it's not as jam band people though. I think, no,
Starting point is 00:14:52 reggae more. Oh, sure. I talked to Little Stranger, those guys fuck it. I'm sure, but I'm just saying like, the jam band scene,
Starting point is 00:14:57 it's not bad for merch. No, no, no. I think merch is actually better than tickets right now for a lot of people. Merch is saving our ass.
Starting point is 00:15:04 Yeah. Our saving ass. Merch is saving our ass. Our saving ass. We mean merchandise when we say merch, guys. Speaking of merch, buy Nick Gerlach's. Industry inside lingo there. I'll give you a little plug. How's your book selling? Good. I think I'm over 100. What? I haven't checked.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Nicholas! I know. I'm going to raise the price to 10 bucks at the end of this month. Let's go! I love that, bud. Yeah. Are you working on your NBA book? Yes, I'm 15% of the way done. So what is this concept?
Starting point is 00:15:31 It's going to be 2,100 questions. Hardcore NBA trivia for non-casuals. Really? Yeah. I haven't done the Lakers portion yet. I'm doing 30 questions on each franchise. Are you going to do good ones? Yeah, I'm fucking sick. I showed the Bucks one to my Bucks fan friend, and he was like, this is sick.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Cool. He's like, I knew a good chunk of them, but there's a good chunk I didn't know. You know, we might as well... We're talking about sports. We might as well get the leader of our sports... Fucking jazz fan. Fucking jazz fan.
Starting point is 00:15:59 Yeah, he's a fucking jazz fan. Hi, I'm Dolob. I like the jazz. Dolob Cohen. Our sports with Dolob. Our analyst for sports. Dolab. I like the jazz. Dolab Cohen. Our Sports with Dolab. Our analyst for sports. Dolab. Anal.
Starting point is 00:16:10 How's it going? He's talking shit about the game. He's got a weird fucking name. It's Sports with Dolab. What up, bitches? God. What's going on You're wearing your Utah Jazz Mervitz shirt when he went to New Orleans
Starting point is 00:16:32 Dude that was so funny I thought you were going to get murdered in the casino Oh my god the real New Orleans What the fuck man At first they were like sick and then they were like wait a second Cause he never played for Utah. No, he played for New Orleans. I'm actually going to go to the Mitchell and Ness store today.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Try and maybe cop the OG New Orleans one. Where are you? What city are you in? I'm in Philly. Out here. Streets. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:17:01 We got our inside score. We want to talk about the James Harden thing. We have our man in the concrete jungle of Philadelphia. What's going on with James Harden at the moment in the town of Philadelphia? People are fucking pissed. They're over James Harden. They're over Embiid. They want a fucking new team.
Starting point is 00:17:18 They want to keep Maxie and get rid of everyone else. I like Maxie. Embiid said, fuck this. I'm fucking erasing my Instagram. I'm not part of the Sixers anymore. It's all fucking petty bullshit. Embiid said, fuck this. I'm fucking erasing my Instagram. I'm not part of the Sixers anymore. It's all fucking petty bullshit. Embiid too? Harden's out.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Dude. Embiid too. Harden's out here. Let's predict where they end up. Philadelphia deserves better than these petty ass fucking... Where do you think Embiid's going to end up? I'm picking Knicks. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:17:39 New York, dude. Knicks. Okay, so what's this Embiid bullshit? I know Harden. Tell everyone what's going on with James Harden, little punk-ass bitch. He's going to end up somewhere terrible. So Harden's fucking out doing a tour in fucking China, telling a bunch
Starting point is 00:17:51 of little kids, yo, Daryl Moore, he's a liar. He's fucking this, he's fucking that. Like, I'll never play for him. I'll never trust him. The 12-year-old jumps in like, yo, you guys don't even know what's up. It's fucking insane. Oh, wait. A bunch of fucking... Remember he said some stuff about China and got in trouble? I wonder if that's wrapped into this
Starting point is 00:18:09 Because he's saying this But who's protecting? Kyrie's protecting Daryl Morey Or he's protecting Harden? Protecting Harden, of course Yeah, yeah His old teammates Who were best buds
Starting point is 00:18:17 And couldn't fucking stand each other So both demanded trades It's all insane, dude These guys are getting hundreds of millions of dollars And they're fucking being little bitches. But at the same time, these owners and GMs and shit, they need to fucking trade them.
Starting point is 00:18:32 People don't want them. But also, he made his own grave. He did the player option for $43 million to get the money. That means you were obligated to work for that team. You can't just say, oh, I want this $43 million and can't go to work.
Starting point is 00:18:48 That's petty bullshit. He opted in. He wanted more money. He opted in. You opted in. You fucking show up. Why is he saying Maury's a liar? What did Maury promise him that he didn't get? A trade. He promised him a five-year deal
Starting point is 00:19:04 that he never got. No one's going to give him five years. He's 35 years five-year deal that he never got. Because no one's going to give him five years. He's 35 years old or something, right? How old is he? He's 33. That's old in shooting guard years. Guards don't age as well. Especially the way he plays. Go get him.
Starting point is 00:19:18 What about Philadelphia? Did you get a cheesesteak yet? Real quick. What? Oh, yeah. Nick Greeley took me to fucking Angelo's. Yep, the best. OG shit in South Philly. He took me around there. Shout out to him and the league.
Starting point is 00:19:35 It was good to finally meet his ass. He fucking hates you, Gerlach. Why does he hate you? Because I'm the shit. You're just the ultimate shit talker to him. And he's like, dude, sometimes he just doesn't know when to stop. When I'm like, beat me when I'm down. That's on him.
Starting point is 00:19:52 What we're referring to, people who don't know this inside baseball, is we're all in a fantasy basketball league together. All the jam bands. And I win it all the time, by the way. You can't take a joke about a team of basketball. Jack Brown is so fucking petty. I'll say it. People need to relax when you're talking shit about sports.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Yeah. Doloff, thank you for the sports update. I'm glad you're getting laid out there. I'm glad someone hates me. I love that. I know. I like a little beef. I like when people don't like me. It's fun. I didn't like you for the first year through just text. I was like, this guy sucks.
Starting point is 00:20:24 I'm good at it. I'm just good at text. I was like, this guy sucks. I'm fucking just, I'm good at it. I'm just good at it. I'm the villain. Yeah, you're pretty good. Dude, slightly stupid Red Rocks. It reminded us of the fucking Valley, dude. All the Valley kids, dude.
Starting point is 00:20:40 I tried so hard to make it out. I wish I could have. Fucking love you guys. From everything I've seen, it looked like an epic fucking show. So congrats to you and all the fucking hard work that you and the whole team put in and the new album. Yeah, new record. I'm so stupid for putting you guys up. And, you know, to the moon, baby. Dude, don't you...
Starting point is 00:21:00 Can't stop us. When I say it looked like the valley, do you know what I'm talking about? 100%. The Dickies, the fucking the bros, you know? Long shorts. I know those guys before I even knew who Slightly Stupid were
Starting point is 00:21:14 just repping Slightly Stupid and that vibe. Like Josh Spears and shit. Rest in peace. Rest in peace, Big Joshy. Give everyone a hug out there in Philly But let them know that Philly gonna Philly, that's all I'm gonna say
Starting point is 00:21:29 This is how they do sports You know, if you don't want your team to get made fun of Don't root for the Philadelphia 76ers Alright, Dolay, I love you It's sports with Dolav Dolav Cohen Wow
Starting point is 00:21:44 Our guy, on the streets It's a cool name Woo-hoo! tax. It's just on the 76ers. I think a lot of people in that group tax hate me too. As long as Broadhead likes me, that's all I care about. I like Craig Broadhead. So it's been an eventful. So shout out to everyone. I like Taz too. He usually takes my side. I fucking love Taz. God, he's such a good guy. He's a good guitar player. Great guitar player actually. So shout out to everyone who came
Starting point is 00:22:22 to Red Rocks. All the new fans just listening to the podcast for the first time Hello We love you Yeah you guys are great Do we sound good? You guys sound good Are you proud of us?
Starting point is 00:22:34 You need to look at the crowd more when you're singing though You look down a lot I know I can't look at the crowd It would be a lot more effective I think You should try it You don't do it the whole fucking time Yeah
Starting point is 00:22:46 Don't be just like But like sometimes You look down too much It feels like you're not confident In what you're singing about It's more I'm not confident I can be endearing too I guess Whatever
Starting point is 00:22:55 Just do whatever you want It's just a note I had Thank you What about I figured you'd want a note How was Shane? Shane was good He's always good
Starting point is 00:23:02 He's a star Yeah How was Ernest? Everybody was doing their thing. Yeah. Floyd wasn't too much. I like that. Floyd wasn't too much?
Starting point is 00:23:10 Sometimes he's too much. Yeah, a little bit. It's like, dude, you're the bass player. It's not called Floyd Kellogg in the UN, bro. Dude, you're the bass player. I love that about Floyd, though. I like it, but sometimes it's like, all right, dude. Floyd's going to miss a couple gigs. For what? What now? His kid. Oh, that's Floyd, though. I like it, but sometimes it's like, all right, dude. Floyd's going to miss a couple gigs. For what?
Starting point is 00:23:26 What now? His kid. Oh, that's fair. Yeah. That's a good reason. Who's going to substitute for him? We're trying to get Ryan Stasek. Of Humphrey's Macagee?
Starting point is 00:23:36 He's a little expensive. Well, those boys cost a little bit of money, don't they? But shout out for making money, Ryan. We got a couple guys I might bring I might just have Cooney do it Cooney's an amazing bass player Cooney's?
Starting point is 00:23:50 Andrew Cooney He is? Yeah It's only 10 dates What about I got Richie from Wild Adriatic Sitting in in September Doing what?
Starting point is 00:23:59 I asked Karina Reichman Oh yeah She might sit in for a couple dates She liked the idea She's in draw too I guess She's cool I just want I want Karina Reichman. She might sit in for a couple dates. She liked the idea. She's in draw too, I guess. She's cool. I want more estrogen in the band. I think you guys have
Starting point is 00:24:12 plenty of estrogen. Shut the fuck up. It's all right in the front of the stage there in the middle. Shut the fuck up, Nick. What am I going to do with you? Pay me. Talk to me. Yeah. I ain't gonna fault What am I gonna do with you? Pay me Talk to me Yeah
Starting point is 00:24:27 I did miss you How I feel like we don't talk as much It's okay That's good Yeah We don't have to constantly talk We just like
Starting point is 00:24:36 Air it out Once a week On air Yeah Sometimes we text If somebody's being a hoe Yeah Like certain people
Starting point is 00:24:42 In certain towns Speaking of Just hoeing ourselves of somebody's being a hoe. Yeah, yeah. Like certain people in certain towns. Speaking of just hoeing ourselves out. Certain people in certain towns playing hardball. But guess what? Somebody took his toys
Starting point is 00:24:55 and went home. That's all I'm going to say about that. What? Dial in? No, no. I was going to whore out a couple more dates
Starting point is 00:25:03 before we talk about the sponsors. Sponsors! Sponsors. By the dates before we talk about the sponsors. Sponsors! By the way, thank you all the sponsors. We will talk about you. But I just want to promote some shows. We're playing in Chicago with Wu-Tang, baby. What record are they doing? Call of Duty Fest?
Starting point is 00:25:19 Yeah. Liquid Swords. Liquid Swords. Oh, they're doing the whole album? Whole record. Oh, that's cool. That'll be dope. GZA, Frasco, a couple of reggae bands.
Starting point is 00:25:27 We're going to keep testing our fun dip of the reggae scene. We're going to see how far we can take it with this reggae culture. Where is that? In Chicago? Chicago, downtown. Grant Park? Yeah, somewhere around there. It's the guys who do Riot Fest.
Starting point is 00:25:42 Oh, sick. Riot Fest has the best Twitter presence in the world. Yep. Anyway. And then August 30th, people do Riot Fest. Oh, sick. Riot Fest has the best Twitter presence in the world. And then August 30th, people, come on. There's some tickets left. Denver, Colorado. There's some tickets left. By the way this announces, I don't know. We might be sold out, but
Starting point is 00:25:57 people of Denver, we are doing a live podcast. You are our biggest market of podcast downloads I think, right? It's the night before Fish Run It's the night before Fish Run I guess we could start announcing
Starting point is 00:26:12 Guests Shane's gonna play guitar or what? What? Shane's gonna play guitar? We should start announcing everybody Sean Eccles is gonna be there Doing parody songs from the podcast. That you love and adore.
Starting point is 00:26:26 That you love and adore. Got to fill that hour. No Simple Road has a guest, and that's Chris Pandolfi from the Infinite String Dusters. He also has a podcast. So this is just a fucking circle jerk podcast. If you listen to all three Chris's podcasts, No Simple Road, our podcast, this is a big old circle jerk of narcissism rolling. We're the headliners, just so you know.
Starting point is 00:26:50 We're closing it out. Let's go. Oh, I hit the right button. But, our guests, we have some star-studded events. We're bringing one comedian and one musician. We will announce the comedian. He will be flying in from Los Angeles Big movie star
Starting point is 00:27:08 TV star He's a TV star But he's one of the best comedians Out there And he's one of my best friends And he's got a hilarious online presence Yeah, he's killing it We have Todd Glass flying in to come to a first face concert with us
Starting point is 00:27:24 Unless he has something better to do He's flying in to come to a first fish concert with us. Todd's flying in. He's flying in. And he's doing it for free. He's doing it for free. He doesn't know that yet. He's doing it for free. Todd's flying in. He's going to be one of our guests. He's going to do a little stand-up. We are going to go to our first fish concert
Starting point is 00:27:41 together. We're going to interview people from the lot. So he's coming to the fish show with me on Thursday. You want to go to that? I'm going. I'm going to do that. Alright, cool. It'll be awesome. I to interview people from the lot. So he's coming to the Phish show with me on Thursday. You want to go to that? I'm going. I'm going to do that with you. All right, cool. It'll be awesome. I love interviewing people on the lot.
Starting point is 00:27:48 It'll be awesome. And then our guest, our musical guest, we are not going to say yet, but he is of importance and he is doing... We're working on that one, right? Quite possibly doing a show that weekend too. Is that happening? That's the last rumor,
Starting point is 00:28:03 or that's the last hint I'm giving you. Well, don't give him... What if it doesn't happen? Well, you have one guy who's also playing that weekend too. So I have a backup plan for the backup plan. See, I'm prepared for you. Denver, I'm prepared. Come on out. It's at Ophelia's. They're only letting
Starting point is 00:28:19 150 people in. We have voicemails. We have a sketch video we're going to play. We have a lot of stuff we're going to do. It's a fun time. We have voicemails. We have a sketch video we're going to play. We have a lot of stuff we're going to do. It's a fun time. We did it in New Orleans. This will be a much more controlled environment. And if you can't watch the show live, we are streaming it
Starting point is 00:28:35 on volume. Our partners. Our guys. Valame. Valamene. Valalete. Valalete. Valalete. I don't know what that is, dude.
Starting point is 00:28:48 It's volume. It's Italian for volume. Valalete. I don't think it is Italian for volume. I think you made that up. Don't fucking, don't chastise me in front of my fans. That's not what chastise means. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Fuck. Do your thing. Volume.com. All right. The number one streaming program in America. Yes. Go ahead Fuck Do your thing Volume.com Alright The number one streaming program In America Yes I might be biased
Starting point is 00:29:09 Because they pay us But we love volume Shout out to volume They're good They're good Our guys They know the chat man They will be streaming
Starting point is 00:29:17 We will be having a live chat So if you guys Can't make it to Denver 2 The live stream You can We're gonna I'm gonna be on the chat this time We're gonna figure it it out ahead of time.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Yeah, we have a tech meeting tomorrow. Well, that was just impossible in that venue. The Wi-Fi wasn't... And it's under our own... It's not just a band show. It's our show. It's a podcast performance. So we're prepared.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Yeah, we're going to be a little more prepared. So head to volume.com. Watch the stream. Didn't they send you notes on... No. Something we need to promote for those? I don't think I got those. I got them. Yep. Yep. Podcast. Yep.
Starting point is 00:29:48 New podcast talking points. Here we are. Volume.com. They just launched a program for artist discovery. They're giving out grants. What? And various opportunities. They're running a content through September 24th. Grant means free money, guys.
Starting point is 00:30:06 It is the Volume Accelerator. That is the money you don't have to pay back. So go to creators.volume.com. They're giving out grants. It's not even a loan. It's a grant. What if it's just a guy's name? Yo, this is tight.
Starting point is 00:30:18 Enroll in the Artist Accelerator program and stream with volume.com in August to be eligible for a slot at Beach Life Ranch Festival with Brad Paisley and Jack Johnson will be headlining. So you also could get a show. Why the fuck aren't we on that? Because you already got a grant.
Starting point is 00:30:33 You're right. They granted you a bunch of money to talk about their thing on your podcast. Yeah, touche. Thanks, Molly, for the money. What if it's just guys named Grant and you have to take care of them? If your name is Grant, enroll now. You'll get a grant if your name is Grant.
Starting point is 00:30:51 But this is great. I love this idea. So sign up for volume.com. Go to creators.volume.com and sign your band up. It's the way of the future, people. We can't just rely on one camera. Cassette tapes. We We can't just rely on one camera. Cassette tapes. We need your show streamed on the internet.
Starting point is 00:31:08 If AI are making songs that Frank Sinatra sings Tupac, then you need to be on the internet. Yeah. Because they're going to soon be AIing you people. Terminator's coming real fucking quick. We need to AI the labels. We need to AI the labels. What were you saying about that?
Starting point is 00:31:25 I feel like everybody thinks that artists are replaceable, but I think the business side people are much more replaceable by AI than we are. Anyone can fucking do a spreadsheet or find out. You know what I mean? Wow, so you're talking about an AI mutiny to the music industry.
Starting point is 00:31:40 What about AIAR? AIAR? Yeah, relations. Yeah, because... That's probably what's fucking happening. They're more tapped into what's like trends than... But isn't that analytics? Yeah, but it's just better analytics without the human putting their emotion
Starting point is 00:31:55 into it and changing it. I know, it's gonna fuck art up though. Yeah. They're already fucking art. I don't know. It's kind of the same thing as like when you sign a band That's already Like these major labels Are just signing bands
Starting point is 00:32:08 Like that already have That big hit That are getting popular So they try to filter Another 11 fucking bands With all cookie cutter Sound like that shit Exactly
Starting point is 00:32:16 They're already doing it They're already doing it Yeah but now they can do it Without paying somebody Ooh Trying to take jobs Away from humans That's what AI does
Starting point is 00:32:25 You an alien bro? Sure How much money you got? You think I could have sex with an alien? I don't know We don't even know what the aliens look like They are They're little though
Starting point is 00:32:38 How do you know? I saw pictures Ryan Dempsey sent me pictures Yeah you can fuck it Sure Jesus Thanks Ryan Dempsey sent me pictures Yeah you can fuck it Sure Jesus Thanks Ryan Dempsey
Starting point is 00:32:50 People don't think he's so crazy now I mean they haven't Nothing came of that I know They keep fucking bullshitting us And teasing us With there's gonna be an alien Oh here we go
Starting point is 00:33:02 I put his sunglasses on Conspiracy Nick is back Here he is No I'm like anti. Conspiracy Nick is back. Here he is. No, I'm like anti-conspiracy. It's like, let's see the fucking aliens then if you got aliens. I'm sick of this shit. Drop it.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Drop the season finale, bro. I'm sick of the goddamn cliffhangers. That's what Rappaport says, too. It's like, if you can't show me it, then don't fucking tell me about it. Yeah, shut the fuck up. It's always vague terms I did watch a video Rogan
Starting point is 00:33:28 This is I guess it was a documentary I was talking to Um Tyboo About this And he's like Yeah dude
Starting point is 00:33:36 They touched the alien There was a crash An alien crash And the aliens were just like Fucking like Chilling on the On the fucking grass And shit
Starting point is 00:33:44 Like we're dying. Yeah, yeah. And some like nice, sweet man like picked it up to try to take it to the hospital. And the poison or whatever he touched fucking killed him. But we've never seen it. I mean, you feel like there would be a picture of this or something, you know? I mean, I think they kind of shut it up because religion. The religion will just adapt
Starting point is 00:34:05 Religion will just say God made aliens Yeah I think they're already Saying that because I was talking They can fucking They can say anything they want Yeah I was talking to Some Christian people
Starting point is 00:34:14 I'm like oh you guys Are kind of scared Of aliens Why are you fucking up Your world right bro They'll just be like God made aliens That's what they said
Starting point is 00:34:20 Yeah He made aliens too They can get around anything He made aliens 3 He made aliens resurrection He made aliens too They can get around anything He made aliens 3 He made aliens resurrection He made aliens versus Roger That was good buddy So you don't believe in aliens
Starting point is 00:34:33 I've been up since 4 in the morning I've been up since like 7 Yeah I had insomnia again I couldn't sleep What happened? What are you thinking about? Nothing I just couldn't sleep Why?
Starting point is 00:34:41 I don't know I have insomnia That's what insomnia is Are you taking the best gummies in the world? I am They didn't work this time But it's not their fault You're eating too many
Starting point is 00:34:49 I only had two You're eating too many I mean you're eating too many in your life Okay Andrew You are Okay I think you're addicted to them Okay
Starting point is 00:34:59 I think they don't work as hard Mr. Addiction over here Andy Frasco Do you want to talk about it? No I'm fine. You are addicted to sugar as well. Oh, I'm definitely way more addicted to sugar than I am. I've been working on that, though.
Starting point is 00:35:11 I haven't had my desserts lately. Why? Because it's just not good for you. But you love them. You're so happy with them. Sometimes I'll have a little treat. Boom, addiction. I never said I wasn't addicted.
Starting point is 00:35:22 I'm agreeing with you, dumbass. What are you addicted to? What are you not addicted to, actually? I'm addicted to my phone. I'm addicted to cigarettes. I'm addicted to my phone a little bit. I'm not as bad as you. I don't think I'm addicted to alcohol, but maybe.
Starting point is 00:35:36 You're definitely addicted to alcohol on some level. I mean, I don't need it. I do it just for social reasons. I don't just go out. I'm not drinking by myself. That sounds exactly like what someone who's addicted to alcohol would say. Right? Yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:35:54 Cigarettes for sure. I'm addicted to the dopamine rush. You're addicted to flirting with girls. I love flirting with girls. You are so flirty. I love it. I'm harmless about it, but I love it. Flirting's pretty hard.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Yeah, you're not like that. Flirting's fun. You're not creepy. No, I just like flirting. Like, wait, what's up, queen? Yeah, you've got the charisma. Yeah. An Andy Frasco charm.
Starting point is 00:36:15 Oh, God. What? Are you okay? I'm great, actually. You do feel in good terms. I've been doing good lately. I'm making some money. I'm getting my shits together right now.
Starting point is 00:36:25 I'm ready for something new, maybe, though. Yeah, like what? I don't know. We'll see. Something might come my way. Why don't we start a solo pod? The universe. I'm trying to figure out how to turn trivia into a podcast. Yeah. Let's get Bert Kreischer on. He'll give me an idea. Yeah, we'll get Bert.
Starting point is 00:36:41 When we do that, Bert Cruz will think his brain about it. He's like the best of that. Yeah, he's the best of that. A we do the Bert cruise, we'll pick his brain about it. He's like the best of that. Yeah, he's the best of that. A solo podcast would be fun, huh? Yeah. I'm getting good enough. I think I can do it.
Starting point is 00:36:55 Our dialed in cooking show comes out this week. Oh, I didn't know about that. So are they all coming out at the same time? I think one every day. Do they cut out all that guy's just fucking cum jokes? Yeah. I forgot. I didn't tell you this. They're like, yeah, the other guest.
Starting point is 00:37:12 Guest? I mean, the other co-host. They're like, we thought you were going to be the wild card of saying all the ratchet shit, but you're actually the one who was the pro and asked the real questions. You did, yeah. Yeah, and he was more just trying to like, low-hanging fruit. I kept it very not like that. You did, yeah. Yeah, and he was more just trying to like low-hanging fruit. I kept it very not like that.
Starting point is 00:37:28 So shout out to your boy, Frasco. Just fucking. You were good. I'm a good interviewer. No argument there. No, I'm just saying to myself, sometimes I feel like I have bad interviews and I feel like I lose it. That's because you're getting good so your standards are higher than they used to be.
Starting point is 00:37:44 It's kind of like music, right? It's a lot like anything. Do you still write music? Yeah. I just got a new computer so I can get it back. Mine was kind of overheating when I was using Ableton and stuff so I'm going to do that. I'm working on an album. What? Like a band album.
Starting point is 00:37:59 I'm going to hire some dudes and play the tunes. God, Pre-Lite's just inspiring you to do everything. No, I've been doing that for a couple months already. Would you suck his D if he let you? No. What about like
Starting point is 00:38:09 cum on your shoulder? No, I'm not sexually attracted to him. I just enjoyed the show. What if... It's fun to be just like super, super straight.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Kip was laying it on... Yeah, he was, but... So go watch that. Badal and Gummies. The food was amazing, by the way. Ladies... Yeah, he was. So go watch that. But Dialed and Gummies...
Starting point is 00:38:26 The food was amazing, by the way. Ladies and gentlemen, I saw a text. You said that your Dialed and Gummies are sold out? Just at one store. Someone's like, I couldn't get Nick's. I thought that was funny. God damn it. I was like, you can get Andy's, but not mine, because mine's sold out.
Starting point is 00:38:39 We are campaigning for Indianapolis mayor for 2034. And Nick and I and the lovely people dialed in gummies, edibles, made us our own campaign trail. Mine are awesome. They're purple and gold, maker color, but with a little hint of Indiana. There's cornfields on here. There's a hot air balloon. One of the greatest legends in LA. Indiana loves hot air balloons.
Starting point is 00:39:04 That's New Mexico, I think. But one of the greatest basketball legends in LA history is from Indiana, John Wooden. Yeah, the best. He's from Martinsville, Indiana. I didn't know that. And he went to Purdue. He's arguably the best coach ever.
Starting point is 00:39:15 College. And then on the back of mine has a little roller coaster from Indiana. So go grab your dialed-in gummies from either Nick or I. I'm being honest honest yours are really good Mine is a race car and I'm spinning a basketball on my finger But like your gummies are really good
Starting point is 00:39:31 Thank you I selected the flavors I'm a candy expert I got a little too cheeky I put champagne, mango and grape punch Because I like Laker colors but I wanted to try Something other than lemon Mine are tart, pineapple and cherry So if you're in Denver go grab some dialed in gummies Or get the liquid gummy but I wanted to try something other than lemon. Mine are tart, pineapple and cherry. Yeah, nice work.
Starting point is 00:39:47 So if you're in Denver, go grab some dilating gummies or get the liquid gummy. Luxurious, luxurious gummies. Our sound man, Jason, is addicted to that liquid gummy. Really? I'm like, I got a bunch of gummies. He's like, no, I want that liquid. Uh-oh, he's going to start shooting it up. Shooting up that liquid.
Starting point is 00:40:01 I barely saw him at Red Rocks. He was working. God, these guys are working Let's get Bo in here Bo Our guy We thought we lost you We thought we lost you Bo
Starting point is 00:40:17 Because I saw it in your eyes The day of Red Rocks Oh I was dying You were dying How's it been the last three weeks with the band? Give us a band update. I think it's been pretty solid, honestly. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:40:29 Everyone's been... Just been grinding, dude. I know. That's it. We've just been grinding. We haven't stopped. I know. It's fucked up.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Actually, I thought this was the smoothest Red Rocks show we've had so far. Yeah, I agree. It's fucking killer. Yeah, getting used to it. So, why don't you give a public service announcement to the band of telling when we should give one guest list to a big show? That we need to figure out like at least a couple weeks in advance.
Starting point is 00:40:54 Are people doing that? Everyone asks for tickets. You know what? Most of them all do. It's me. Yeah, it's you. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:03 All right, well, give me a reprimand. I shouldn't do that, right? What? I just, everyone is so fucking last minute with me. Yeah, it's you. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, give me a reprimand. I shouldn't do that, right? What? I just, everyone is so fucking last minute with me. I think everyone tries to reach out to the band first, and when they don't get the answer from them, they hit me up last minute. Or they come to me directly. Yeah, they come to you now.
Starting point is 00:41:17 And then I'm like, oh, Jesus. Always go to the tour. Yeah. That's my move. So anything we can work on on this tour, the next tour coming up Because we're about to announce I mean we're already announcing We'll go on tour in fall Nah dude
Starting point is 00:41:29 It's not like we're grinding for weeks at a time But how can we keep our show pony Bo Happy and Because you look like you're going to die and quit After the Red Rock show I don't know man You feel good today I see the
Starting point is 00:41:45 color in your skin. Yeah. Took a day off yesterday. Slept pretty much all day. It was great. Yeah. You did great. Looking good. Thank you. No, you guys did great. It was a fucking killer show. It was a good show? Yeah. It was awesome. People were stoked. The reggae scene was stoked. Yeah, they were.
Starting point is 00:42:01 We're in it now. We're in it. Were they pissed at us at all? Not pissed. Fucking movement. The movement got pissed? They were a little upset about the beer on their keyboards, but that was pretty much it. I did a cold, stone cold Steve Austin.
Starting point is 00:42:15 That was fair, I think. I just didn't realize it was going to hit the keyboard. I slammed it on the... But other than that, I mean, they were all stoked. Cool. Yeah, I thought it was a great show. Cool. Well, Bo Bo Keep working hard
Starting point is 00:42:26 We're gonna delegate a little We hired an assistant for you So now you have an assistant Oh yeah So Whatever you need If you're getting overwhelmed Throw it to Jordan
Starting point is 00:42:35 Pond it off on Jordan Yeah Pond it off on Jordan Alright Bo our fucking leader Thank you Bo Let's go Thank you Bo
Starting point is 00:42:41 Way to go Bo's this Bo's this Throw the boat It's been a star studded show so far Let's go. Thank you, bud. Way to go. Moses. Moses. Row the boat. It's been a star-studded show so far. Dolob. Bo.
Starting point is 00:42:53 All your 5'8 friends. Back to this alien stuff. Alien? All my 5'8 friends. I don't know. They're like the same height, aren't they? Chris Galbuta's coming in town this weekend. I used to party with him at summer camp back in the day.
Starting point is 00:43:07 I fucking love that dude. He's a good guy. He's the best songwriter out there. He's one of the best. I don't have any data that says otherwise. He's awesome. So we're going to write some songs. Chris, get ready. He's a good dude. Yeah, he's a great dude. Yeah, you feeling good? I'm feeling good. Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good, man. I'm just tired, but I feel good.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Is the reggae scene hot? No they weren't very hot Let's look at some reggae bands I didn't What are reggae bands? Like which ones are I mean let's go Let's go little
Starting point is 00:43:34 Oh the bands The bands I thought you meant the fans Fans were kind of bro-y Yeah But there's some hot girls Yeah but Let's go Little Stranger first
Starting point is 00:43:43 These guys are I mean I think John is fucking hot Yeah he's hot John's hot Kevin's hot too Which one's the one that doesn't like being called reggae It's like in this Eminem phase right now He's like what's up
Starting point is 00:43:56 Who doesn't like being called reggae Little Stranger Which guy though Kevin and John Oh they both don't like it Yeah Kevin's hot I think Kevin's hot in that picture Yeah
Starting point is 00:44:07 When he dyes his hair And does the whole Eminem thing It gets a little crazy But he still has a hot face He loves Eminem But John will stay hot Whatever he does Long hair, short hair
Starting point is 00:44:15 Is Eminem his idol? No No he just likes dyeing his hair I'm going to start a rumor That Eminem's his idol No he likes that OG hip-hop. He's like Eminem. Who else is like reggae? Let's go see Slightly Stupid again.
Starting point is 00:44:29 OG, Eminem, Lil Wayne. Who else is reggae? Oh, these guys are hot. Yeah, the bands are always hot. The band's hot. Look at that guy. Everyone loves the flat brim hat in the reggae scene.
Starting point is 00:44:45 It's fucking baseball city up in here. Yeah, they're hot. Who else is a reggae band? What about Stick Figure? That guy, I heard that guy's hot. And he has that dog. I like the dog. 311, that dude's hot.
Starting point is 00:44:58 I don't know if they're reggae. They're more like pop, punk. Stick Figure. I guess they're a little reggae vibe Stick figure Oh, that's just an actual image of a stick figure On Google Holy shit, this dude's hot Whoa
Starting point is 00:45:15 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wow He's got good cheeks He's got Keanu Reeves vibes Okay, I could see it Yeah I could see it Let's come now This guy He's got Keanu Reeves vibes. Okay. I could see it. Yeah. I could see it. Let's come now. Let's come. This guy. He's got a PRS. Wow.
Starting point is 00:45:30 There's like this band called the Dirty Heads. Are their heads actually dirty? Are they hot? Dirty Heads. Let me see these guys. What does that mean? Wow. They all look the same. Weird. All these bands just happen to be looking. Damn. They're all hot.
Starting point is 00:45:49 I'm going for like a chill. Zoom into this guy. I'm going for like a chill, dry approach to today's podcast. Damn. Dude, this scene is hot. That guy looks like a Backstreet Boy. Oh, my God. They do look like, they look like, they look like if Backstreet Boys were from like San Diego.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Yeah. Wow. They're hot. And not Orlando. Damn, I don't know if I should be in this scene. Probably not. These guys are hot. You should get in the punk scene. They're gross, right?
Starting point is 00:46:13 Let's look at some... Yeah, I want to feel better about myself. Give me no effects. Let's see what no effects looks like. Watch them be hot as shit. Wow. Look at this. What an episode.
Starting point is 00:46:26 That's not no effects. Oh, wow. What an episode. That's not no facts. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. These dudes are ugly as fuck. Thank God. Fat Mike is hot still. Yeah, he's got... Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. I get it now. He's showing his nipple. Man, we're actually...
Starting point is 00:46:42 Fuck our game playing with the reggae scene. We are going to take our talents to the punk scene. You only have to play for like 15 minutes in that scene. That's true. I don't like that. And you can get more girls because all the emo guys are trying to bang junior high chicks. We play the 35-minute set in like that.
Starting point is 00:46:57 No, it's too short. I think a 45 for a starting role is good. Hour, I think. But we're in the jam scene. Like, we expect it to be that. I know, but... Other fans don't care.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Like, they'll, like, pay hundreds of dollars to see their band play 30 minutes. It's insane to me. It's insane to me, too. On the rocks. We're cheap.
Starting point is 00:47:20 We're not cheap. Me and you? You're not cheap? Oh, yeah. I haven't paid to go to a concert in, like, 10 years. Me either. I haven't paid to go to a concert in like 10 years. Me either. I haven't paid to go to a concert.
Starting point is 00:47:26 I did go. I paid to go to something recently, but I can't remember. I did pay 100 bucks to sit front row at the Oakland A's game. What? I went to the Oakland A's. In Oakland? In Oakland. Was there no one there?
Starting point is 00:47:37 There was no one there. Dude, that place is depressing. You know they're moving, right? Yeah. I love that fan base, though. They're like, sell the team. I feel bad for Oakland because... They want them to sell, though. They're like, sell the team. I feel bad for Oakland because... They want them to sell the team.
Starting point is 00:47:47 They're like doing a reverse protest or whatever. Is that the deal? Yeah. That's so funny. Yeah, they want them to sell the team so they can stay in Oakland. But that stadium is a fucking hellhole, but it was awesome. The fans are like legit fans. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:00 But there's only like 5,000 people in there. Yeah, Vegas is going to get an NBA team too. I don't like that. I don't like them having all those teams. Why? I don't know. Because they're my neighbors living in LA. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:14 So is Oakland though. It's about the same distance. Oakland's got a lot of room. No, Vegas is closer. They built that city on it. Yeah, that's true. On rock and roll. On meth and...
Starting point is 00:48:22 We built this city! Meth did kind of come from the middle of nowhere in California, actually. It started there. There's some white trash in California, dude. People don't know that. Out in the woods? I accidentally snorted meth last weekend. Accidentally?
Starting point is 00:48:37 Yeah. I did a little toot. Oh, God. I did a little toot at a festival and it definitely was not a toot. Oh, stupid of you. It was meth. And I did like little toot at a festival And it definitely was not a toot It was meth And I did like a half a bump And I felt my fucking Were you flying?
Starting point is 00:48:52 I was flying I didn't like it You sure this wasn't just like shitty cocaine? Cause I haven't I'm really trying to I'm really trying to like focus on staying off on this shit Yeah it's not fun It isn't
Starting point is 00:49:03 It's actually not that fun But I get into these fucking These fucking periods where I'm like Oh I just want to party Trying to focus on staying off on this shit. Yeah, it's not fun. It isn't. It's actually not that fun. But I get into these fucking periods where I'm like, Oh, I just want to party. Yeah, it's hard not to. Yeah, partying is fun. Some days I just want to like, I wake up and I'm like, I want to party.
Starting point is 00:49:18 It's fun. No, it's not. It's fun to party, dude. It's fun to party. Yeah, true. It's fun to party. It's fucking awesome to party. That's the point of it. That's why you're craving it. But I don't like it the next day. No, of course not. I'm too old to party It's fucking awesome That's why you're craving it
Starting point is 00:49:25 But I don't like it the next day I'm too old to party like that Because I had all the reggae guys over Until 5am They fucking party dude I thought I mixed a batch of them Where it was just like
Starting point is 00:49:41 They liked purified water And fucking weed and shit But I guess I got lucky my first party Because it was just like they liked purified water and fucking weed and shit. But I guess I got lucky my first party because it was just like seven of those dudes. But this time, the reggae community that came over, these guys fucking party. Really? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:49:54 I got yelled at by my neighbors. Your neighbor sucks. He sucks. I guess it was a Sunday night. Then we just started smoking cigarettes in the garage. What does he say when he yells at you? He's like, it's one o'clock. But it was Sunday. And I threw a cigarettes in the garage. What does he say when he yells at you? He's like, it's one o'clock! But it was Sunday.
Starting point is 00:50:07 And I threw a party in the neighborhood. And we brought riffraff. How often does he yell at you? Once a month? I don't know. He doesn't yell at me anymore. But he probably yells at the Airbnb guests. Alright! I thought that was a good episode. I had fun.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Did you? Yeah. Are you bored with life? No. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm I had fun. Did you? Yeah. Are you bored with life? No. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm good, actually. You good? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Because you're killing trivia. Trivia is smoking, dude. I want to see how you could... I'm a pro. Can I manage your trivia career? I'm turning into like a pro, I think. Can I manage your trivia career? Yeah, what do you think?
Starting point is 00:50:39 What do you see? Can I take it on the road somehow? Yes. How would I make money doing that? You got to do it. You got to figure out a live stream style like Kill Tony. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To get the chat room involved.
Starting point is 00:50:48 Yep. Or. But like maybe you don't even have to travel, dude. You could just do like a fucking game show online. We're talking about that with volume. Volume's got to do that. I was going to wait until the fall to do it though. Kind of because it's summer.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Yeah, winter time. You don't want to start anything up in the summer. But bro, it's coming up soon. You need to start working on it. The thing is, I can write a game in an hour and a half now. Let me email them. I'll email them for you. I got this. Me and Ben have already been talking about it.
Starting point is 00:51:15 Tell them you got a new manager. This is my Jewish manager, Andy. I'll take 13%. Wow. Because I'm a fair guy. I got a tour bus now. I looked at the numbers, me and Brian. I've been showing him my spreadsheets.
Starting point is 00:51:31 I started sending Brian my spreadsheets because we squashed the beef. Yeah. As usual. We had to squash the beef. It was getting too hard. It was getting too hard. God, he's like my girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:51:45 I know. We fight. We don't talk, he's like my girlfriend. I know. We fight. We don't talk. He's like, I didn't want to work, but I worked. What does that mean? He was like, we had a really big blowout last week. Oh, that's right. But we had five days of silence. No contact.
Starting point is 00:51:57 No contact. And he was still working for me. He said, I had to get all these emails to say how nice of a guy you are. And I didn't want to respond. Andy's a good person. I promise. And I realized, fuck. We can't live without
Starting point is 00:52:13 each other. It's actually good to have a little attention. Thank you for being here. So, Brian, if you're listening to this, if you made it through 55 minutes of this podcast, thank you. I'm trying to put it from the bottom of my head. I still think you're a bitch sometimes, but I love you. And you probably think I'm a hoe too.
Starting point is 00:52:31 You probably think I'm unappreciative, but we love each other. And don't forget that. So thank you, Brian. All right. We're going to have a great week. You know what was crazy? How long was that? An hour?
Starting point is 00:52:48 An hour. Ooh. You know what was crazy, though, when I was beefing with Brian last week? I was trying to keep it safe. Yeah. And then we squashed the beef, and I'm like, oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:52:57 I've said a lot of shit on the podcast. But it wasn't too bad. But through it all, I talked to Brody. They are so calm, cool, and collective that they're like, this is just going to pass.
Starting point is 00:53:12 You guys are like... That's what I said. You want some tension, though. It's good. It was getting to that point where this might be over. Yeah, but you say that, and then it never is. You're too far into it. I'm too loyal. where this might be over. Yeah, but you say that and then it never is. Yeah, that's true. You're too far into it.
Starting point is 00:53:27 I'm too loyal. It's just like, sometimes it's good to have old tensions. It means you're actually working. I care. We both care. We both care. He cares too. Everyone cares.
Starting point is 00:53:37 I want everyone to care. You're both good people. Listen. You know what? I'm going to give you guys a little speech. Intention. Care about shit. Do things with passion. Do things with meaning.
Starting point is 00:53:51 What's the point of doing something if you can't give it your full fucking intention? So get out there. It could be a weird dream. Maybe you're addicted to porn. Fucking go to the oblivion. Blow dust. Let it go, people.
Starting point is 00:54:05 You love basketball. Fucking love the 76ers, even though they just have these trash athletes who are being greedy. And then it's all your friend's fault for pointing it out. And it's all your friend's fault for pointing it out. Pointing out facts. Yes. No lies were told. No lies were told.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Nick Grayley, he's talking to you, buddy. I like Cleveland teams. There's plenty to make fun of. Be who you want to be always and do it with full intention. That's all I got to say. Find something you love. Find something you need in life. As long as what you want to be is legal.
Starting point is 00:54:37 I hope it's not like you love killing. Some serial killer. They're like, yes. They're saying your mission granted. He says I could do smiley faces all over the dead corpse. No. Do stuff that will help the planet be better.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Or the same. Or have it just be the same. Not worse. Just not worse. I'm sorry, Sixers fans. I'm sorry. I have a good friend that's their assistant GM. He used to be a bartender at the assistant GM. Yep. Oh, really? He used to be a bartender at the Mousetrap. Damn,
Starting point is 00:55:10 you're just ripping at everybody, aren't you? It's not his fault. Alright, guys. We love you. Goodbye. You tuned in to the World Cephalic Podcast with Andy Fresco. Thank you for listening to this episode. Produced by Andy Fresco, Joe Angelo, and Chris Lawrence.
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