Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - EP 233: Nick & Andy Catch Up
Episode Date: August 22, 2023In which Andy, Nick, Dolav & Beau break down the latest goings on and serve it up with a dollop of gossip... Find out who the stinkiest boy in the band is (Spoiler Alert: It's Floyd) and check out our... buddies at bluedeltajeans.com Watch this episode streaming now!! Psyched to partner up with our buddies at Volume.com! Check out their roster of upcoming live events and on-demand shows to enrich that sweet life of yours. Call, leave a message, and tell us how you really feel: (720) 996-2403 Check out our new album!, L'Optimist on all platforms Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For more information on Andy Frasco, the band and/or the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com Check out our good friends that help us unwind and sleep easy while on the road and at home: dialedingummies.com Produced by Andy Frasco, Joe Angelhow, & Chris Lorentz Audio mix by Chris Lorentz Featuring: Kyle Ayers
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We're gonna, we got a cake for him and we're gonna sing happy birthday to him when he comes back out here.
But what he doesn't, what he doesn't know is we're also going to roast him.
Um, so I have written about 20 Andy Frasco roast jokes that will be delivered to him on stage.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear Andy Happy birthday to you
I love you Andy!
No, no, you're not done, sit back down, sit back down.
No, you can hold on to it. Don't love Cananga.
So I thought it'd be fun,
since you're such a connoisseur of comedy,
I thought I would write some roast jokes about you.
Frasco, happy birthday, Andy Frasco.
I love you very much.
I got these from a few.
Andy, Andy's a huge Lakers fan,
and like most Lakers fans,
doesn't live anywhere near Los Angeles.
Andy plays piano?
A lot like I tell jokes.
Sort of, but very confidently.
All right.
Andy, I love you.
I love you like I love Bernie Sanders.
You know I love Bernie Sanders.
I love you.
I love Bernie Sanders.
You remind me a lot of Bernie.
You can rally people.
People love you.
I would even vote for you. And honestly, I'm worried about both of you being alive in four years.
Someday soon, Andy might be the first 32 year old to join the 27 Club.
You guys are like, oh, he ate mushrooms from a stranger the second he got up here.
And you're like, where are these jokes coming from?
Jesus fucking Christ.
And he looks like if Bob Ross' son let him down.
This man eats mushrooms like Super Mario, but he looks like Waluigi on a bender.
I'm pretty fucking good at comedy.
Andy is a huge advocate for mental health awareness.
He's willing to talk to anyone about it as long as you're a hot girl or you follow him on Instagram.
Keep them coming!
This is the best night of our lives!
Oh, man.
Seriously, though, it's been fun watching Andy's groupies' parents pick him up after the show.
It's fun watching Andy's groupies parents pick him up after the shows.
Someday Andy's dick might get nominated for a team choice award.
That's so funny. That's so funny. I wrote that and I stood up in a van. Andy is so desperate for intimacy that he crowd surfs just to be touched.
And I've known you for a long time, and I do love you dearly.
You're one of my best friends.
You maybe have helped save my life multiple times.
And I think you know that.
And,
uh,
well,
I've known you for a long time.
There's people here who've known you even longer than I have.
And a couple of guys in your band actually wrote a nice tune.
So please give it up for,
uh,
Andy P.
Tableau.
And I'm Sean Ackerman.
All right.
And we're back.
Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast.
When I say world, I mean fucking world.
Do you?
No, it's just like regionally.
Yeah, it's like the Midwest.
It's like the Buffalo.
How we doing, everyone?
Hope you're staying happy, staying healthy.
I got the number one singer on the podcast on the show as my co-host.
I burned you.
You burned me hard yesterday.
And I ripped Floyd apart.
Yeah, Nick Gerlach. Hey, buddy.
He tried to grab my microphone. You don't do that.
What'd he do?
He tried to grab my mic.
At trivia night?
Yeah.
He was trying to impress his wife.
I think she's over it.
She's so cool.
Yeah, she's way cooler than me.
Sometimes I feel weird kissing Floyd
because she's so cool. Yeah. she's way cooler than me. Sometimes I feel weird kissing Floyd because she's so
cool. Yeah. Like, I do
have a crush on Floyd. Does she have, like, a
problem with this? I don't think so.
She doesn't say it to me. Oh, no.
That's bad, I think.
She goes like that.
Like, oh, yeah, yeah, you guys are doing that, huh?
She's probably grossed out.
She's probably grossed out. I mean, you're gross. You know what I mean?
I'm not that gross. I mean, Floyd's gross.. I mean, you're gross. You know what I mean? I'm not that gross.
I mean, Floyd's gross.
Compared to her, you're gross.
I smell better than Floyd.
Yeah, that's true.
I think.
Compared to her, you're gross.
For sure.
I just, I can't fathom
how Floyd wears the same dirty ass white pants
every single show.
And they get dirtier.
No, he only
pulls those out on big shows
like Red Rocks. He pulls it out. By the way, we'll talk
about Red Rocks. That's when you know it's an important
show. Yeah.
What annoys me too is like
he
makes money. He ain't no slouch.
He's rich. He does all this
composing for all these TV shows and stuff.
He's a person. He's a person.
He's a person.
Weird.
It is weird.
It's weird that he has this other life other than us.
He's also a dad.
And his dad, too.
That's weird.
But he'll put on some jeans that are clean.
I'm like, oh, fuck yeah, Floyd showered.
And then when it comes to show day, he'll just put on the same dirty ass fucking white pants again.
I don't know what's going on.
This isn't the white stripes, my homie.
This is the Andy Frask and the UN project.
You can't be just...
It has like oil, like grease oil
on them and shit.
You got them for free from that one guy, right?
Yeah, Blue Delta. Oh yeah, shout out to Blue Delta.
You guys need to re-up.
Our guys.
I thought it was Delta Blue. Blue Delta You guys need to re-up Our guys You need I thought it was Delta Blue
Blue Delta
Oh
Either way
Yeah if you guys want
This is a free promo
For our boys at Blue Delta
Go grab some jeans
They're customized jeans
They're expensive
They're expensive as fuck though
But they're worth it
Yeah like I have
I've had the same pair
They don't break on me
Yeah yeah
Like
And they put like
Custom
They put Laker
Logos inside the pockets And shit because What are the Lakers don't break on me yeah like then they and they put like custom they put laker um logos inside
the pockets and shit because what are the lakers gonna sue you at some point for this
breach of something i don't know probably i don't sell enough i'm not on the radar i'm
gonna i'm in a fucking jam band the lakers aren't have me on their radar i know but
defamation i don't know um this guy is de-branding the brand. He
takes drugs on stage while wearing
a LeBron James jersey. Yeah, exactly.
And he's a 35-year-old man.
He's older than LeBron almost.
I haven't been wearing the Lakers stuff as much
on stage. Isn't it weird that
you're way older than most of the Lakers now?
Yeah. Oh my god.
It's weird to think about when you're older than all your heroes.
I know. I know. Like Austin Reeves. He, my God. It's weird to think about when you're older than all your heroes. I know.
I know.
Like, Austin Reeves, I'm like...
He's like 25, right?
Yeah, I'm like checking out what he's doing for his summer.
He's like...
Yeah, they signed him three-year 54.
Pretty good.
Yeah.
Good contract.
But yeah, I'm watching these fucking 22-year-old kids just like have summer break.
It feels like they're off of college.
They're all millionaires. They're all millionaires.
They're all millionaires in yachts and stuff.
Going to J. Cole concerts and shit.
Damn, what a life.
I'm out here on my day off.
It's hard, though. You've got to be one of the top 400
basketball players on earth.
I thought he was even less than that.
It's like 450.
That's all they allow in.
Only 5,000 people have ever played in the NBA.
You think about this, too. Only 5,000 people have ever played in the NBA. You think about this too. Only
80 bands or only
110 bands a year
get to play Red Rocks.
Headline Red Rocks.
I heard they're going to make it more year-round
though. They're going to try to do that.
They're working on some stuff.
But the hail and shit. What the fuck?
It's an apocalypse.
It's rocks. on time down here. You're always going to have,
well, that,
I mean, it's rocks.
It can withstand weather.
True, true, true, true, true.
Yeah, it's not going
to get destroyed.
I don't know.
Anything for a buck,
you know?
Yeah.
Speaking of red rocks,
dude.
You played there.
We played there.
That was fucking epic.
I think I am,
I am reggae certified now
Oh yeah
The reggae scene loves us
And it's awesome
Oh my god
It felt so
A certain segment of the reggae scene
Yeah yeah yeah
Oh like the white reggae
Yeah yeah
San Diego faction
It's island music, they say
Monte Cristo, California
Let's make California names
No, dude, Slightly Steeple was so fucking nice to us
Felt like a Padres game in that bitch
The whole crowd was wearing dickies and long white socks and vans
It felt like my roots.
It felt like that's what I grew up with.
I know.
Isn't that wild?
It is.
I didn't grow up with the jam music.
I grew up with SoCal Punk.
That is the jam music of Southern California.
Slightly stupid when I was a kid.
I mean, I remember getting high for my first time.
I was in my buddy Peter's car, Peter Satchin.
He had like an E3
Shout out Peter
He had like one of those
What's he doing now?
Is he the VP of marketing at Miramax or something?
He's a divorce lawyer
Ooh, rich
Yeah, he says that shit's wild
In LA?
Yeah, he was the first guy
Me and him were like
Addicted to
First people addicted to sex
In high school
For our group
And we were just like
Divorce lawyer
We were just like
I couldn't talk about it to anyone.
Everyone would think I'd be a hoe.
But Peter and I, we talked.
And he's like,
Yeah, man, I'm addicted to sex too.
I'm like, Yeah, me too.
Yada, yada.
But...
Cool.
Cool, man.
That's a really cool story.
Pete, I hope you're having a good day, man.
I hope your wife's happy.
Anyway, San Diego People got
You know, more people I talked to
Everyone like got into drugs in high school
I didn't
I just liked to have sex
Yep
Yeah, that's a drug
The release is all the same things
Dopamine
Yeah, you can get addicted to it
But I'm not like
You can't like get a DUI from having sex
That'd be hilarious
You have too much serotonin or whatever the fuck gets released You're way relaxed right now, bro You shouldn't like get a DUI from having sex That'd be hilarious You have too much serotonin or whatever the fuck gets released
You're way relaxed right now bro
You shouldn't be driving
How would they test that though
But I remember he got me into Slightly Stupid
When I was a kid
They're not like a straight up reggae man
No they're fucking
They were like a punk rock band
Yeah they're a little different
That's the difference between
I used to be like I used to like poo poo yeah They were a little different I mean like That's the difference between Like that's And I kind of like saw it
Like I used to be like
I used to like
Poo poo everything
But now I'm like
Trying to like
Really accept things
For what they are
And I realized
They're not really a reggae band
No but all the people
That open for them are
A lot
Yeah
They're in that world at least
That's why I was like
I was kind of nervous
When I first did
I'm like fuck
These guys aren't
Cause like all the bands
Are kind of these like
Low tempo
Yeah yeah yeah They liked your. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They liked your shit, though. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, you came out. Those Republicans, they really liked
your stuff. Oh, my God.
To be fair, the Grateful Dead has a bunch of
MAGA. There's a bunch of MAGA in that. Really?
Oh, yeah. They're hiding.
I mean, how many 75-year-old
white people do you think you can get in a room before
30% of them are going to be MAGA at this point?
Boomers love that shit.
Oh, shit, you're right.
They're all boomers.
I haven't met really a lot of Trump or reggae people.
You're observing the crowd.
What was it like?
They're pretty rude people, actually.
It's hard to walk through that crowd.
I'm used to the jam band people where they get out of your way and they're like, yes, sir.
You know what I mean?
Oh, so they're kind of like bluegrass fans?
They're kind of like bluegrass fans where they don't...
We have our spot.
They're oblivious.
And they're just oblivious to what's going on around them a little bit.
They love...
I walked in the crowd.
They're not very self-aware people.
Really?
I didn't find them to be.
I thought they were nice.
They're nice, but that doesn't mean you're self-aware.
I mean, who is self-aware when you're on drugs?
I mean, actually, scratch that.
I am, actually.
I am, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One of my mushrooms.
But I had had after party
At my house again
With all
With um
All the men
All the men
No they brought women
This time too
Oh
Girls at Andy's house
No it's cool
It's just like
Friends of the wise
It was like
It wasn't like
Everyone was like
Hooking up
Like having an orgy in here
No not your dream scenario
No I don't want to have
An orgy
No I've watched an orgy Have you ever seen an orgy It sounds terrible I've watched an orgy in here. No, not your dream scenario. No, I don't want to have an orgy. I watched an orgy.
Have you ever seen an orgy?
It sounds terrible.
I watched an orgy.
It sounds disgusting.
It was just like,
it was at my house too.
Like, you know,
well, when I was living
at that porn house
when I was younger.
Yeah, I figured it was a porn house.
Yeah.
And I watched it
and it was just...
Not that sexy at all.
It wasn't sexy.
Not even sexual.
Just like a pile of flesh.
Like stations in Bill and Ted's that sexy at all. It wasn't sexy. Not even sexual. A pile of flush. Like Stations.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Bogus Journey.
Remember Stations?
What the fuck are you doing over there, man?
I forgot all the signs.
And you make fun of DJs. You can't even fucking cue up
an air horn.
That's funny.
But orgies aren't cool.
I'm not interested in an orgy in any way, shape,
or form.
I'm getting more and more intimidated
of crazy,
freaky sex.
You're getting old.
I know.
Someone told me.
Maybe you did.
You're getting traded to the Hornets.
I'm getting traded to the fucking Hornets
I want to get Dolav up here for
Dolav
You're with us for an hour
Dolav
So tell me more about this reggae thing
I mean you're the one that got fucking
I saw the back end of it
I think I'm on that
I know but it's funny to say you got 800 bucks.
I got the back end, though, where
I was just hanging out with the bands.
The bands are chill. They're fucking nice as hell.
Slightly stupid, like Lettuce Inn.
Before you even saw his play, he was like...
Was Carl Vinson on it? No, but
fucking Rashawn. He's the man.
From Dave Matthews. Dude, that dude...
They got a killer man. He's also on the Lettuce
Live record. They got Charlie Tuna.
Did you know he was on Lettuce for a little bit?
What?
Rashawn?
Yeah.
Mid-2000s.
He's a motherfucker, dude.
He's one of the best.
But it was so nice to watch all the bands on the side.
It was like 40 people backstage.
Just fucking...
They want to see what this train's all about, man.
What's this whole Andy Frasco thing all about?
Yeah, so it took a while to get...
I felt like it took three songs
to get them in.
But you were in the crowd. Were they in?
They were in. The crowd liked it.
Cool. It was cool.
I love that we don't have to just rely on
the jam scene to have a fan base.
Yeah.
I'm going to do a lot more reggae shows.
Do it. People go to that shit.
They,
I couldn't,
there's 9,000 people there.
They buy merch like crazy too.
Yeah,
we sold a shit ton of merch.
No,
it's not as jam band people though.
I think,
no,
reggae more.
Oh,
sure.
I talked to Little Stranger,
those guys fuck it.
I'm sure,
but I'm just saying like,
the jam band scene,
it's not bad for merch.
No,
no,
no.
I think merch is actually
better than tickets right now
for a lot of people.
Merch is saving our ass.
Yeah.
Our saving ass. Merch is saving our ass. Our saving ass.
We mean merchandise when we say merch, guys.
Speaking of merch, buy Nick
Gerlach's. Industry inside
lingo there. I'll give you a little plug.
How's your book selling? Good. I think I'm
over 100. What? I haven't checked.
Nicholas! I know. I'm going to raise the
price to 10 bucks at the end of this month.
Let's go! I love that,
bud.
Yeah.
Are you working on your NBA
book? Yes, I'm 15% of the way done.
So what is this concept?
It's going to be 2,100 questions.
Hardcore NBA trivia for
non-casuals. Really?
Yeah. I haven't done the Lakers
portion yet. I'm doing 30 questions on
each franchise. Are you going to do good ones?
Yeah, I'm fucking sick. I showed the Bucks one to my Bucks fan friend,
and he was like, this is sick.
Cool.
He's like, I knew a good chunk of them,
but there's a good chunk I didn't know.
You know, we might as well...
We're talking about sports.
We might as well get the leader of our sports...
Fucking jazz fan.
Fucking jazz fan.
Yeah, he's a fucking jazz fan.
Hi, I'm Dolob.
I like the jazz.
Dolob Cohen.
Our sports with Dolob.
Our analyst for sports. Dolab. I like the jazz. Dolab Cohen. Our Sports with Dolab. Our analyst for sports.
Dolab.
Anal.
How's it going?
He's talking shit about the game.
He's got a weird fucking name.
It's Sports with Dolab.
What up, bitches?
God. What's going on
You're wearing your Utah Jazz
Mervitz shirt when he went to New Orleans
Dude that was so funny
I thought you were going to get murdered in the casino
Oh my god the real New Orleans
What the fuck man
At first they were like sick and then they were like wait a second
Cause he never played for Utah.
No, he played for New Orleans.
I'm actually going to go to the Mitchell and Ness store today.
Try and maybe cop the OG New Orleans one.
Where are you?
What city are you in?
I'm in Philly.
Out here.
Streets.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, dude.
We got our inside score.
We want to talk about the James Harden thing.
We have our man in the concrete jungle of Philadelphia.
What's going on with James Harden at the moment in the town of Philadelphia?
People are fucking pissed.
They're over James Harden.
They're over Embiid.
They want a fucking new team.
They want to keep Maxie and get rid of everyone else.
I like Maxie.
Embiid said, fuck this.
I'm fucking erasing my Instagram.
I'm not part of the Sixers anymore. It's all fucking petty bullshit. Embiid said, fuck this. I'm fucking erasing my Instagram. I'm not part of the Sixers anymore.
It's all fucking petty bullshit.
Embiid too?
Harden's out.
Dude.
Embiid too.
Harden's out here.
Let's predict where they end up.
Philadelphia deserves better than these petty ass fucking...
Where do you think Embiid's going to end up?
I'm picking Knicks.
Ooh.
New York, dude.
Knicks.
Okay, so what's this Embiid bullshit?
I know Harden.
Tell everyone what's going on with James Harden, little punk-ass
bitch. He's going to end up somewhere terrible.
So Harden's fucking out doing a tour
in fucking China, telling a bunch
of little kids, yo, Daryl Moore, he's a liar.
He's fucking this, he's fucking that.
Like, I'll never play for him.
I'll never trust him. The 12-year-old
jumps in like, yo, you guys don't even know
what's up. It's fucking insane.
Oh, wait. A bunch of fucking... Remember he said some stuff about China and got in trouble?
I wonder if that's wrapped into this
Because he's saying this
But who's protecting?
Kyrie's protecting Daryl Morey
Or he's protecting Harden?
Protecting Harden, of course
Yeah, yeah
His old teammates
Who were best buds
And couldn't fucking stand each other
So both demanded trades
It's all insane, dude
These guys are getting hundreds of millions of dollars
And they're fucking being little bitches.
But at the same time, these
owners and GMs and shit,
they need to fucking trade them.
People don't want them.
But also, he made
his own grave.
He did the player option
for $43 million to get the money.
That means you were obligated
to work for that team. You can't just say, oh, I want this
$43 million and can't go to work.
That's petty bullshit.
He opted in. He wanted more money.
He opted in.
You opted in. You fucking show up.
Why is he saying Maury's a liar?
What did Maury promise him that he didn't get?
A trade.
He promised him a five-year deal
that he never got. No one's going to give him five years. He's 35 years five-year deal that he never got.
Because no one's going to give him five years.
He's 35 years old or something, right?
How old is he? He's 33.
That's old in shooting guard
years. Guards don't age as well.
Especially the way he plays.
Go get him.
What about Philadelphia? Did you get a cheesesteak yet?
Real quick. What?
Oh, yeah. Nick Greeley took me to
fucking Angelo's.
Yep, the best.
OG shit in
South Philly. He took me around there.
Shout out to him and the league.
It was good to finally meet his ass. He fucking
hates you, Gerlach.
Why does he hate you?
Because I'm the shit.
You're just the ultimate shit talker to him.
And he's like, dude, sometimes he just doesn't know when to stop.
When I'm like, beat me when I'm down.
That's on him.
What we're referring to, people who don't know this inside baseball,
is we're all in a fantasy basketball league together.
All the jam bands.
And I win it all the time, by the way.
You can't take a joke about a team of basketball.
Jack Brown is so fucking petty.
I'll say it.
People need to relax when you're talking shit about sports.
Yeah.
Doloff, thank you for the sports update.
I'm glad you're getting laid out there.
I'm glad someone hates me. I love that.
I know. I like a little beef.
I like when people don't like me. It's fun.
I didn't like you for the first year through just text.
I was like, this guy sucks.
I'm good at it. I'm just good at text. I was like, this guy sucks.
I'm fucking just, I'm good at it. I'm just good
at it. I'm the villain.
Yeah, you're pretty good.
Dude, slightly stupid
Red Rocks. It reminded us of the
fucking Valley, dude.
All the Valley kids, dude.
I tried so hard to make it out.
I wish I could have. Fucking love
you guys. From everything I've seen, it looked like an epic fucking show.
So congrats to you and all the fucking hard work that you and the whole team put in and the new album.
Yeah, new record.
I'm so stupid for putting you guys up.
And, you know, to the moon, baby.
Dude, don't you...
Can't stop us.
When I say it looked like the valley, do you know what I'm talking about?
100%.
The Dickies, the fucking
the bros, you know?
Long shorts.
I know those guys
before I even knew who Slightly Stupid were
just repping Slightly Stupid
and that vibe.
Like Josh Spears and shit.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace, Big Joshy.
Give everyone a hug out there in Philly
But let them know that
Philly gonna Philly, that's all I'm gonna say
This is how they do sports
You know, if you don't want your team to get made fun of
Don't root for the Philadelphia 76ers
Alright, Dolay, I love you
It's sports with
Dolav
Dolav Cohen
Wow
Our guy, on the streets It's a cool name Woo-hoo! tax. It's just on the 76ers. I think a lot of people in that group tax hate me too.
As long as Broadhead likes me, that's all I care about. I like Craig Broadhead.
So it's been an eventful. So shout out to everyone.
I like Taz too. He usually takes my side.
I fucking love Taz. God, he's such a good
guy. He's a good guitar player.
Great guitar player actually.
So shout out to everyone who came
to Red Rocks. All the new fans just listening
to the podcast for the first time
Hello
We love you
Yeah you guys are great
Do we sound good?
You guys sound good
Are you proud of us?
You need to look at the crowd more when you're singing though
You look down a lot
I know
I can't look at the crowd
It would be a lot more effective I think
You should try it
You don't do it the whole fucking time
Yeah
Don't be just like
But like sometimes
You look down too much
It feels like you're not confident
In what you're singing about
It's more I'm not confident
I can be endearing too I guess
Whatever
Just do whatever you want
It's just a note I had
Thank you
What about
I figured you'd want a note
How was Shane?
Shane was good
He's always good
He's a star
Yeah
How was Ernest?
Everybody was doing their thing.
Yeah.
Floyd wasn't too much.
I like that.
Floyd wasn't too much?
Sometimes he's too much.
Yeah, a little bit.
It's like, dude, you're the bass player.
It's not called Floyd Kellogg in the UN, bro.
Dude, you're the bass player.
I love that about Floyd, though. I like it, but sometimes it's like, all right, dude.
Floyd's going to miss a couple gigs. For what? What now? His kid. Oh, that's Floyd, though. I like it, but sometimes it's like, all right, dude. Floyd's going to miss a couple gigs.
For what?
What now?
His kid.
Oh, that's fair.
Yeah.
That's a good reason.
Who's going to substitute for him?
We're trying to get Ryan Stasek.
Of Humphrey's Macagee?
He's a little expensive.
Well, those boys cost a little bit of money, don't they?
But shout out for making money, Ryan.
We got a couple guys
I might bring
I might just have Cooney do it
Cooney's an amazing bass player
Cooney's?
Andrew Cooney
He is?
Yeah
It's only 10 dates
What about
I got Richie from Wild Adriatic
Sitting in in September
Doing what?
I asked Karina Reichman
Oh yeah
She might sit in for a couple dates
She liked the idea
She's in draw too I guess She's cool I just want I want Karina Reichman. She might sit in for a couple dates. She liked the idea.
She's in draw too, I guess.
She's cool.
I want more estrogen in the band. I think you guys have
plenty of estrogen. Shut the fuck up.
It's all right in the front of the stage there in the middle.
Shut the fuck up,
Nick.
What am I going to do with you?
Pay me. Talk to me. Yeah. I ain't gonna fault What am I gonna do with you?
Pay me Talk to me
Yeah
I did miss you
How
I feel like we don't talk as much
It's okay
That's good
Yeah
We don't have to constantly talk
We just like
Air it out
Once a week
On air
Yeah
Sometimes we text
If somebody's being a hoe
Yeah
Like certain people
In certain towns
Speaking of Just hoeing ourselves of somebody's being a hoe. Yeah, yeah. Like certain people in certain towns.
Speaking of just hoeing ourselves out.
Certain people
in certain towns
playing hardball.
But guess what?
Somebody took his toys
and went home.
That's all I'm going to say
about that.
What?
Dial in?
No, no.
I was going to
whore out a couple more dates
before we talk about the sponsors.
Sponsors! Sponsors. By the dates before we talk about the sponsors. Sponsors!
By the way, thank you all the sponsors.
We will talk about you.
But I just want to promote some shows.
We're playing in Chicago with Wu-Tang, baby.
What record are they doing?
Call of Duty Fest?
Yeah.
Liquid Swords.
Liquid Swords.
Oh, they're doing the whole album?
Whole record.
Oh, that's cool.
That'll be dope.
GZA, Frasco, a couple of reggae bands.
We're going to keep testing our fun dip of the reggae scene.
We're going to see how far we can take it with this reggae culture.
Where is that?
In Chicago?
Chicago, downtown.
Grant Park?
Yeah, somewhere around there.
It's the guys who do Riot Fest.
Oh, sick.
Riot Fest has the best Twitter presence in the world. Yep. Anyway. And then August 30th, people do Riot Fest. Oh, sick. Riot Fest has the best Twitter presence in the world.
And then August 30th,
people, come on.
There's some tickets left. Denver, Colorado.
There's some tickets left.
By the way this announces, I don't know.
We might be sold out, but
people of Denver,
we are doing a live podcast.
You are our biggest market
of podcast downloads
I think, right?
It's the night before Fish Run
It's the night before Fish Run
I guess we could start announcing
Guests
Shane's gonna play guitar or what?
What?
Shane's gonna play guitar?
We should start announcing everybody
Sean Eccles is gonna be there
Doing parody songs from the podcast.
That you love and adore.
That you love and adore.
Got to fill that hour.
No Simple Road has a guest, and that's Chris Pandolfi from the Infinite String Dusters.
He also has a podcast.
So this is just a fucking circle jerk podcast.
If you listen to all three Chris's podcasts, No Simple Road, our podcast,
this is a big old circle jerk of narcissism
rolling. We're the headliners, just so you know.
We're closing it out.
Let's go.
Oh, I hit the right button.
But, our guests,
we have some star-studded events.
We're bringing one comedian
and one musician. We will announce the comedian.
He will be flying in from Los Angeles Big movie star
TV star
He's a TV star
But he's one of the best comedians
Out there
And he's one of my best friends
And he's got a hilarious online presence
Yeah, he's killing it
We have Todd Glass flying in to come to a first face concert with us
Unless he has something better to do He's flying in to come to a first fish concert with us.
Todd's flying in.
He's flying in. And he's doing it for free.
He's doing it for free. He doesn't know that yet.
He's doing it for free. Todd's flying in.
He's going to be one of our guests.
He's going to do a little stand-up.
We are going to go to our first fish concert
together. We're going to interview people
from the lot. So he's coming to the fish show with me on Thursday. You want to go to that? I'm going. I'm going to do that. Alright, cool. It'll be awesome. I to interview people from the lot. So he's coming to the Phish show with me on Thursday.
You want to go to that?
I'm going.
I'm going to do that with you.
All right, cool.
It'll be awesome.
I love interviewing people on the lot.
It'll be awesome.
And then our guest, our musical guest,
we are not going to say yet,
but he is of importance and he is doing...
We're working on that one, right?
Quite possibly doing a show that weekend too.
Is that happening?
That's the last rumor,
or that's the last hint I'm giving you.
Well, don't give him... What if it doesn't happen?
Well, you have one guy who's also
playing that weekend too.
So I have a backup plan for the backup plan.
See, I'm prepared for you.
Denver, I'm prepared. Come on out.
It's at Ophelia's. They're only letting
150 people in. We have
voicemails. We have a sketch video
we're going to play. We have a lot of stuff we're going to do. It's a fun time. We have voicemails. We have a sketch video we're going to play.
We have a lot of stuff we're going to do.
It's a fun time. We did it in New Orleans.
This will be a much more controlled environment.
And if you can't watch
the show live, we are streaming it
on volume.
Our partners.
Our guys.
Valame.
Valamene.
Valalete. Valalete.
Valalete.
I don't know what that is, dude.
It's volume.
It's Italian for volume.
Valalete.
I don't think it is Italian for volume.
I think you made that up.
Don't fucking, don't chastise me in front of my fans.
That's not what chastise means.
Go ahead.
Fuck.
Do your thing.
Volume.com.
All right. The number one streaming program in America. Yes. Go ahead Fuck Do your thing Volume.com Alright
The number one streaming program
In America
Yes
I might be biased
Because they pay us
But we love volume
Shout out to volume
They're good
They're good
Our guys
They know the chat man
They will be streaming
We will be having a live chat
So if you guys
Can't make it to Denver 2
The live stream
You can
We're gonna
I'm gonna be on the chat this time
We're gonna figure it it out ahead of time.
Yeah, we have a tech meeting tomorrow.
Well, that was just impossible in that venue.
The Wi-Fi wasn't...
And it's under our own...
It's not just a band show.
It's our show.
It's a podcast performance.
So we're prepared.
Yeah, we're going to be a little more prepared.
So head to volume.com.
Watch the stream.
Didn't they send you notes on...
No.
Something we need to promote for those?
I don't think I got those. I got them.
Yep. Yep. Podcast. Yep.
New podcast
talking points. Here we are.
Volume.com. They just launched
a program for artist discovery.
They're giving out grants. What?
And various opportunities.
They're running a content through September
24th. Grant means free money, guys.
It is the Volume Accelerator.
That is the money you don't have to pay back.
So go to creators.volume.com.
They're giving out grants.
It's not even a loan.
It's a grant.
What if it's just a guy's name?
Yo, this is tight.
Enroll in the Artist Accelerator program
and stream with volume.com in August
to be eligible for a slot at Beach Life Ranch Festival
with Brad Paisley
and Jack Johnson will be headlining.
So you also could get a show.
Why the fuck aren't we on that?
Because you already got a grant.
You're right.
They granted you a bunch of money to talk about their thing on your podcast.
Yeah, touche.
Thanks, Molly, for the money.
What if it's just guys named Grant
and you have to take care of them?
If your name is Grant, enroll now.
You'll get a grant if your name is Grant.
But this is great. I love this idea.
So sign up for volume.com.
Go to creators.volume.com
and sign your band up.
It's the way of the future, people.
We can't just rely on
one camera. Cassette tapes. We We can't just rely on one camera.
Cassette tapes. We need your show streamed on the internet.
If AI are making songs that Frank Sinatra sings Tupac,
then you need to be on the internet.
Yeah.
Because they're going to soon be AIing you people.
Terminator's coming real fucking quick.
We need to AI the labels.
We need to AI the labels.
What were you saying about that?
I feel like everybody thinks that artists are replaceable,
but I think the business side people are much more
replaceable by AI than we are.
Anyone can fucking
do a spreadsheet or find out.
You know what I mean?
Wow, so you're talking about an AI
mutiny to the music industry.
What about AIAR?
AIAR?
Yeah, relations.
Yeah, because...
That's probably what's fucking happening. They're more tapped into
what's like trends than... But isn't that
analytics? Yeah, but it's just better
analytics without the human putting their emotion
into it and changing it. I know, it's gonna
fuck art up though. Yeah.
They're already fucking art.
I don't know. It's kind of the same
thing as like when you sign a band
That's already
Like these major labels
Are just signing bands
Like that already have
That big hit
That are getting popular
So they try to filter
Another 11 fucking bands
With all cookie cutter
Sound like that shit
Exactly
They're already doing it
They're already doing it
Yeah but now they can do it
Without paying somebody
Ooh
Trying to take jobs
Away from humans
That's what AI does
You an alien bro?
Sure
How much money you got?
You think I could have sex with an alien?
I don't know
We don't even know what the aliens look like
They are
They're little though
How do you know?
I saw pictures
Ryan Dempsey sent me pictures
Yeah you can fuck it
Sure
Jesus Thanks Ryan Dempsey sent me pictures Yeah you can fuck it Sure Jesus
Thanks
Ryan Dempsey
People don't think he's so crazy now
I mean they haven't
Nothing came of that
I know
They keep fucking bullshitting us
And teasing us
With there's gonna be an alien
Oh here we go
I put his sunglasses on
Conspiracy Nick is back
Here he is No I'm like anti. Conspiracy Nick is back.
Here he is.
No, I'm like anti-conspiracy.
It's like, let's see the fucking aliens then if you got aliens.
I'm sick of this shit.
Drop it.
Drop the season finale, bro.
I'm sick of the goddamn cliffhangers.
That's what Rappaport says, too.
It's like, if you can't show me it,
then don't fucking tell me about it. Yeah, shut the fuck up.
It's always vague terms
I did watch a video
Rogan
This is
I guess it was a documentary
I was talking to
Um
Tyboo
About this
And he's like
Yeah dude
They touched the alien
There was a crash
An alien crash
And the aliens were just like
Fucking like
Chilling on the
On the fucking grass
And shit
Like we're dying.
Yeah, yeah.
And some like nice, sweet man like picked it up to try to take it to the hospital.
And the poison or whatever he touched fucking killed him.
But we've never seen it.
I mean, you feel like there would be a picture of this or something, you know?
I mean, I think they kind of shut it up because religion.
The religion will just adapt
Religion will just say
God made aliens
Yeah I think they're already
Saying that because I was talking
They can fucking
They can say anything they want
Yeah I was talking to
Some Christian people
I'm like oh you guys
Are kind of scared
Of aliens
Why are you fucking up
Your world right bro
They'll just be like
God made aliens
That's what they said
Yeah
He made aliens too
They can get around anything
He made aliens 3
He made aliens resurrection He made aliens too They can get around anything He made aliens 3 He made aliens resurrection
He made aliens versus Roger
That was good buddy
So you don't believe in aliens
I've been up since 4 in the morning
I've been up since like 7
Yeah I had insomnia again
I couldn't sleep
What happened?
What are you thinking about?
Nothing I just couldn't sleep
Why?
I don't know
I have insomnia
That's what insomnia is
Are you taking the best gummies in the world?
I am
They didn't work this time
But it's not their fault
You're eating too many
I only had two
You're eating too many
I mean you're eating too many in your life
Okay Andrew
You are
Okay
I think you're addicted to them
Okay
I think they don't work as hard
Mr. Addiction over here
Andy Frasco
Do you want to talk about it?
No I'm fine.
You are addicted to sugar as well.
Oh, I'm definitely way more addicted to sugar than I am.
I've been working on that, though.
I haven't had my desserts lately.
Why?
Because it's just not good for you.
But you love them.
You're so happy with them.
Sometimes I'll have a little treat.
Boom, addiction.
I never said I wasn't addicted.
I'm agreeing with you, dumbass.
What are you addicted to?
What are you not addicted to, actually?
I'm addicted to my phone.
I'm addicted to cigarettes.
I'm addicted to my phone a little bit.
I'm not as bad as you.
I don't think I'm addicted to alcohol, but maybe.
You're definitely addicted to alcohol on some level.
I mean, I don't need it.
I do it just for social reasons.
I don't just go out.
I'm not drinking by myself.
That sounds exactly like what someone who's addicted to alcohol would say.
Right?
Yeah, you're right.
Cigarettes for sure.
I'm addicted to the dopamine rush.
You're addicted to flirting with girls.
I love flirting with girls.
You are so flirty.
I love it.
I'm harmless about it, but I love it.
Flirting's pretty hard.
Yeah, you're not like that.
Flirting's fun.
You're not creepy.
No, I just like flirting.
Like, wait, what's up, queen?
Yeah, you've got the charisma.
Yeah.
An Andy Frasco charm.
Oh, God.
What?
Are you okay?
I'm great, actually.
You do feel in good terms.
I've been doing good lately.
I'm making some money.
I'm getting my shits together right now.
I'm ready for something new, maybe, though.
Yeah, like what? I don't know. We'll see. Something might
come my way. Why don't we start a
solo pod? The universe.
I'm trying to figure out how to turn trivia
into a podcast. Yeah. Let's get
Bert Kreischer on. He'll give me an idea.
Yeah, we'll get Bert.
When we do that, Bert Cruz will
think his brain about it. He's like the best of that. Yeah, he's the best of that. A we do the Bert cruise, we'll pick his brain about it.
He's like the best of that.
Yeah, he's the best of that.
A solo podcast would be fun, huh?
Yeah.
I'm getting good enough.
I think I can do it.
Our dialed in cooking show comes out this week.
Oh, I didn't know about that.
So are they all coming out at the same time?
I think one every day.
Do they cut out all that guy's just fucking cum jokes?
Yeah.
I forgot. I didn't tell you this.
They're like, yeah, the other guest.
Guest?
I mean, the other co-host.
They're like, we thought you were going to be the wild card of saying all the ratchet shit, but you're actually
the one who was the pro and asked the real
questions. You did, yeah.
Yeah, and he was more just
trying to like, low-hanging fruit. I kept it very not like that. You did, yeah. Yeah, and he was more just trying to like low-hanging
fruit. I kept it very not like that.
So shout out to your boy, Frasco.
Just fucking. You were good.
I'm a good interviewer.
No argument there.
No, I'm just saying to myself, sometimes I
feel like I have bad interviews and I feel like
I lose it. That's because you're getting good
so your standards are higher than they used to be.
It's kind of like music, right? It's a lot like
anything. Do you still write
music? Yeah. I just got a new
computer so I can get it back. Mine was
kind of overheating when I was using Ableton and stuff
so I'm going to
do that. I'm working on an album.
What? Like a band album.
I'm going to hire some dudes and play the tunes.
God, Pre-Lite's just inspiring
you to do everything. No, I've been doing that
for a couple months already.
Would you suck his D
if he let you?
No.
What about like
cum on your shoulder?
No,
I'm not sexually attracted to him.
I just enjoyed the show.
What if...
It's fun to be just like
super,
super straight.
Yeah,
yeah.
Yeah,
Kip was laying it on...
Yeah,
he was,
but... So go watch that. Badal and Gummies. The food was amazing, by the way. Ladies... Yeah, he was. So go watch that.
But Dialed and Gummies...
The food was amazing, by the way.
Ladies and gentlemen, I saw a text.
You said that your Dialed and Gummies are sold out?
Just at one store.
Someone's like, I couldn't get Nick's.
I thought that was funny.
God damn it.
I was like, you can get Andy's, but not mine, because mine's sold out.
We are campaigning for Indianapolis mayor for 2034.
And Nick and I and the lovely people dialed in gummies, edibles,
made us our own campaign trail.
Mine are awesome.
They're purple and gold, maker color, but with a little hint of Indiana.
There's cornfields on here. There's a hot air balloon.
One of the greatest legends in LA.
Indiana loves hot air balloons.
That's New Mexico, I think.
But one of the greatest basketball legends in LA history
is from Indiana, John Wooden.
Yeah, the best.
He's from Martinsville, Indiana.
I didn't know that.
And he went to Purdue.
He's arguably the best coach ever.
College.
And then on the back of mine
has a little roller coaster from Indiana.
So go grab your dialed-in gummies
from either Nick or I.
I'm being honest honest yours are really good
Mine is a race car and I'm spinning a basketball on my finger
But like your gummies are really good
Thank you I selected the flavors
I'm a candy expert
I got a little too cheeky
I put champagne, mango and grape punch
Because I like Laker colors but I wanted to try
Something other than lemon
Mine are tart, pineapple and cherry
So if you're in Denver go grab some dialed in gummies Or get the liquid gummy but I wanted to try something other than lemon. Mine are tart, pineapple and cherry. Yeah, nice work.
So if you're in Denver, go grab some dilating gummies or get the liquid gummy.
Luxurious, luxurious gummies.
Our sound man, Jason, is addicted to that liquid gummy.
Really?
I'm like, I got a bunch of gummies.
He's like, no, I want that liquid.
Uh-oh, he's going to start shooting it up.
Shooting up that liquid.
I barely saw him at Red Rocks.
He was working.
God, these guys are working
Let's get Bo in here
Bo
Our guy
We thought we lost you
We thought we lost you Bo
Because I saw it in your eyes
The day of Red Rocks
Oh I was dying
You were dying
How's it been the last three weeks with the band?
Give us a band update.
I think it's been pretty solid, honestly.
Yeah?
Everyone's been...
Just been grinding, dude.
I know.
That's it.
We've just been grinding.
We haven't stopped.
I know.
It's fucked up.
Actually, I thought this was the smoothest Red Rocks show we've had so far.
Yeah, I agree.
It's fucking killer.
Yeah, getting used to it.
So, why don't you give a public service announcement to the band of telling when we should give
one guest list to a big show?
That we need to figure out
like at least a couple weeks in advance.
Are people doing that?
Everyone asks for tickets.
You know what?
Most of them all do.
It's me.
Yeah, it's you.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right, well, give me a reprimand.
I shouldn't do that, right? What? I just, everyone is so fucking last minute with me. Yeah, it's you. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, give me a reprimand. I shouldn't do that, right?
What?
I just, everyone is so fucking last minute with me.
I think everyone tries to reach out to the band first, and when they don't get the answer
from them, they hit me up last minute.
Or they come to me directly.
Yeah, they come to you now.
And then I'm like, oh, Jesus.
Always go to the tour.
Yeah.
That's my move.
So anything we can work on on this tour, the next tour coming up Because we're about to announce
I mean we're already announcing
We'll go on tour in fall
Nah dude
It's not like we're grinding for weeks at a time
But how can we keep our show pony Bo
Happy and
Because you look like you're going to die and quit
After the Red Rock show
I don't know man
You feel good today
I see the
color in your skin. Yeah.
Took a day off yesterday. Slept
pretty much all day. It was great. Yeah.
You did great. Looking good. Thank you.
No, you guys did great. It was a fucking killer show.
It was a good show? Yeah. It was awesome.
People were stoked. The reggae scene
was stoked. Yeah, they were.
We're in it now. We're in it. Were they pissed
at us at all?
Not pissed.
Fucking movement.
The movement got pissed?
They were a little upset about the beer on their keyboards,
but that was pretty much it.
I did a cold, stone cold Steve Austin.
That was fair, I think.
I just didn't realize it was going to hit the keyboard.
I slammed it on the...
But other than that, I mean, they were all stoked.
Cool.
Yeah, I thought it was a great show.
Cool.
Well, Bo Bo Keep working hard
We're gonna delegate a little
We hired an assistant for you
So now you have an assistant
Oh yeah
So
Whatever you need
If you're getting overwhelmed
Throw it to Jordan
Pond it off on Jordan
Yeah
Pond it off on Jordan
Alright
Bo our fucking leader
Thank you Bo
Let's go
Thank you Bo
Way to go
Bo's this
Bo's this Throw the boat It's been a star studded show so far Let's go. Thank you, bud. Way to go. Moses.
Moses.
Row the boat.
It's been a star-studded show so far.
Dolob.
Bo.
All your 5'8 friends.
Back to this alien stuff.
Alien?
All my 5'8 friends.
I don't know.
They're like the same height, aren't they?
Chris Galbuta's coming in town this weekend.
I used to party with him at summer camp back in the day.
I fucking love that dude. He's a good guy. He's the best songwriter out there.
He's one of the best. I don't have any data that says otherwise.
He's awesome. So we're going to write
some songs. Chris, get ready. He's a good dude.
Yeah, he's a great dude.
Yeah, you feeling good? I'm feeling good.
Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good, man.
I'm just tired, but I feel good.
Is the reggae scene hot?
No they weren't very hot
Let's look at some reggae bands
I didn't
What are reggae bands?
Like which ones are
I mean let's go
Let's go little
Oh the bands
The bands
I thought you meant the fans
Fans were kind of bro-y
Yeah
But there's some hot girls
Yeah but
Let's go Little Stranger first
These guys are
I mean I think John is fucking hot
Yeah he's hot
John's hot
Kevin's hot too
Which one's the one that doesn't like being called reggae
It's like in this Eminem phase right now
He's like what's up
Who doesn't like being called reggae
Little Stranger
Which guy though
Kevin and John
Oh they both don't like it
Yeah Kevin's hot
I think Kevin's hot in that picture
Yeah
When he dyes his hair
And does the whole Eminem thing
It gets a little crazy
But he still has a hot face
He loves Eminem
But John will stay hot
Whatever he does
Long hair, short hair
Is Eminem his idol?
No
No he just likes dyeing his hair
I'm going to start a rumor
That Eminem's his idol
No he likes that OG hip-hop. He's like
Eminem. Who else is like
reggae? Let's go see Slightly Stupid again.
OG, Eminem, Lil Wayne.
Who else is reggae?
Oh, these guys are hot.
Yeah, the bands are
always hot. The band's hot.
Look at that guy.
Everyone loves the flat brim hat
in the reggae scene.
It's fucking baseball city up in here.
Yeah, they're hot.
Who else is a reggae band?
What about Stick Figure?
That guy, I heard that guy's hot.
And he has that dog.
I like the dog.
311, that dude's hot.
I don't know if they're reggae.
They're more like pop, punk.
Stick Figure.
I guess they're a little reggae vibe Stick figure
Oh, that's just an actual image of a stick figure
On Google
Holy shit, this dude's hot
Whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wow
He's got good cheeks
He's got Keanu Reeves vibes
Okay, I could see it
Yeah
I could see it Let's come now This guy He's got Keanu Reeves vibes. Okay. I could see it. Yeah. I could see it.
Let's come now. Let's come.
This guy. He's got a PRS. Wow.
There's like this band called the Dirty Heads.
Are their heads actually
dirty? Are they hot?
Dirty Heads. Let me see these guys.
What does that mean? Wow.
They all look the same. Weird. All these bands
just happen to be looking.
Damn. They're all hot.
I'm going for like a chill.
Zoom into this guy.
I'm going for like a chill, dry approach to today's podcast.
Damn.
Dude, this scene is hot.
That guy looks like a Backstreet Boy.
Oh, my God.
They do look like, they look like, they look like if Backstreet Boys were from like San Diego.
Yeah.
Wow. They're hot.
And not Orlando.
Damn, I don't know if I should be in this scene.
Probably not.
These guys are hot.
You should get in the punk scene.
They're gross, right?
Let's look at some...
Yeah, I want to feel better about myself.
Give me no effects.
Let's see what no effects looks like.
Watch them be hot as shit.
Wow.
Look at this.
What an episode.
That's not no effects. Oh, wow. What an episode. That's not no facts.
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah. These dudes are ugly as fuck.
Thank God.
Fat Mike is hot still.
Yeah, he's got... Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Okay. I get it now.
He's showing his nipple. Man, we're actually...
Fuck our game playing with the reggae scene. We are going to take our
talents to the punk scene.
You only have to play for like 15 minutes in that scene.
That's true. I don't like that.
And you can get more girls
because all the emo guys are trying to bang
junior high chicks.
We play the 35-minute set in like that.
No, it's too short.
I think a 45 for a starting
role is good.
Hour, I think.
But we're in the jam scene.
Like, we expect it to be that.
I know, but...
Other fans don't care.
Like, they'll, like,
pay hundreds of dollars
to see their band
play 30 minutes.
It's insane to me.
It's insane to me, too.
On the rocks.
We're cheap.
We're not cheap.
Me and you?
You're not cheap?
Oh, yeah.
I haven't paid to go to a concert
in, like, 10 years.
Me either. I haven't paid to go to a concert in like 10 years. Me either.
I haven't paid to go to a concert.
I did go.
I paid to go to something recently, but I can't remember.
I did pay 100 bucks to sit front row at the Oakland A's game.
What?
I went to the Oakland A's.
In Oakland?
In Oakland.
Was there no one there?
There was no one there.
Dude, that place is depressing.
You know they're moving, right?
Yeah.
I love that fan base, though.
They're like, sell the team.
I feel bad for Oakland because... They want them to sell, though. They're like, sell the team. I feel bad for Oakland because...
They want them to sell the team.
They're like doing a reverse protest or whatever.
Is that the deal?
Yeah.
That's so funny.
Yeah, they want them to sell the team so they can stay in Oakland.
But that stadium is a fucking hellhole, but it was awesome.
The fans are like legit fans.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But there's only like 5,000 people in there.
Yeah, Vegas is going to get an NBA team too.
I don't like that.
I don't like them having all those teams.
Why?
I don't know.
Because they're my neighbors living in LA.
Yeah.
So is Oakland though.
It's about the same distance.
Oakland's got a lot of room.
No, Vegas is closer.
They built that city on it.
Yeah, that's true.
On rock and roll.
On meth and...
We built this city!
Meth did kind of come from
the middle of nowhere in California, actually.
It started there.
There's some white trash in California,
dude. People don't know that. Out in the woods?
I accidentally snorted meth last
weekend. Accidentally?
Yeah. I did a little toot.
Oh, God. I did a little toot at a
festival and it definitely was not
a toot. Oh, stupid of you.
It was meth. And I did like little toot at a festival And it definitely was not a toot It was meth
And I did like a half a bump
And I felt my fucking
Were you flying?
I was flying
I didn't like it
You sure this wasn't just like shitty cocaine?
Cause I haven't
I'm really trying to
I'm really trying to like focus on staying off on this shit
Yeah it's not fun
It isn't
It's actually not that fun
But I get into these fucking These fucking periods where I'm like Oh I just want to party Trying to focus on staying off on this shit. Yeah, it's not fun. It isn't. It's actually not that fun.
But I get into these fucking periods where I'm like,
Oh, I just want to party.
Yeah, it's hard not to.
Yeah, partying is fun.
Some days I just want to like, I wake up and I'm like,
I want to party.
It's fun.
No, it's not.
It's fun to party, dude. It's fun to party.
Yeah, true.
It's fun to party.
It's fucking awesome to party.
That's the point of it.
That's why you're craving it. But I don't like it the next day. No, of course not. I'm too old to party It's fucking awesome That's why you're craving it
But I don't like it the next day
I'm too old to party like that
Because I had all the reggae guys over
Until 5am
They fucking party dude
I thought
I mixed a batch of them
Where it was just like
They liked purified water
And fucking weed and shit
But I guess I got lucky my first party Because it was just like they liked purified water and fucking weed and shit.
But I guess I got lucky my first party because it was just like seven of those dudes.
But this time, the reggae community that came over,
these guys fucking party.
Really?
Oh, my God.
I got yelled at by my neighbors.
Your neighbor sucks.
He sucks.
I guess it was a Sunday night.
Then we just started smoking cigarettes in the garage.
What does he say when he yells at you?
He's like, it's one o'clock. But it was Sunday. And I threw a cigarettes in the garage. What does he say when he yells at you? He's like, it's one o'clock!
But it was Sunday.
And I threw a party in the neighborhood.
And we brought riffraff.
How often does he yell at you? Once a month?
I don't know. He doesn't yell at me anymore.
But he probably yells at the Airbnb guests.
Alright!
I thought that was a good episode.
I had fun.
Did you?
Yeah.
Are you bored with life?
No. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm I had fun. Did you? Yeah. Are you bored with life? No.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm good, actually.
You good?
Yeah.
Because you're killing trivia.
Trivia is smoking, dude.
I want to see how you could...
I'm a pro.
Can I manage your trivia career?
I'm turning into like a pro, I think.
Can I manage your trivia career?
Yeah, what do you think?
What do you see?
Can I take it on the road somehow?
Yes.
How would I make money doing that?
You got to do it.
You got to figure out a live stream style like Kill Tony.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
To get the chat room involved.
Yep.
Or.
But like maybe you don't even have to travel, dude.
You could just do like a fucking game show online.
We're talking about that with volume.
Volume's got to do that.
I was going to wait until the fall to do it though.
Kind of because it's summer.
Yeah, winter time.
You don't want to start anything up in the summer.
But bro, it's coming up soon.
You need to start working on it.
The thing is, I can write a game in an hour and a half now.
Let me email them. I'll email them for you.
I got this.
Me and Ben have already been talking about it.
Tell them you got a new manager.
This is my Jewish manager, Andy.
I'll take 13%.
Wow.
Because I'm a fair guy.
I got a tour bus now.
I looked at the numbers, me and Brian.
I've been showing him my spreadsheets.
I started sending Brian my spreadsheets
because we squashed the beef.
Yeah.
As usual.
We had to squash the beef.
It was getting too hard.
It was getting too hard.
God, he's like my girlfriend.
I know. We fight. We don't talk, he's like my girlfriend. I know.
We fight.
We don't talk.
He's like, I didn't want to work, but I worked.
What does that mean?
He was like, we had a really big blowout last week. Oh, that's right.
But we had five days of silence.
No contact.
No contact.
And he was still working for me.
He said, I had to get all these emails
to say how nice of a guy you are.
And I didn't want to respond. Andy's a good person.
I promise. And I realized,
fuck.
We can't live without
each other. It's actually good to have a little attention.
Thank you for being here.
So, Brian, if you're listening to this,
if you made it through 55 minutes
of this podcast, thank you.
I'm trying to put it from the bottom of my head.
I still think you're a bitch sometimes, but I love you.
And you probably think I'm a hoe too.
You probably think I'm unappreciative, but we love each other.
And don't forget that.
So thank you, Brian.
All right.
We're going to have a great week.
You know what was crazy?
How long was that?
An hour?
An hour.
Ooh.
You know what was crazy, though,
when I was beefing with Brian last week?
I was trying to keep it safe.
Yeah.
And then we squashed the beef,
and I'm like, oh, fuck.
I've said a lot of shit on the podcast.
But it wasn't too bad.
But through it all,
I talked to Brody.
They are so calm, cool, and collective
that
they're like,
this is just going to pass.
You guys are like...
That's what I said.
You want some tension, though. It's good.
It was getting to that point
where this might be over.
Yeah, but you say that, and then it never is.
You're too far into it. I'm too loyal. where this might be over. Yeah, but you say that and then it never is. Yeah, that's true.
You're too far into it.
I'm too loyal.
It's just like, sometimes it's good to have old tensions.
It means you're actually working.
I care.
We both care.
We both care.
He cares too.
Everyone cares.
I want everyone to care. You're both good people.
Listen.
You know what?
I'm going to give you guys a little speech.
Intention.
Care about shit.
Do things with passion.
Do things with meaning.
What's the point of doing something
if you can't give it your full fucking intention?
So get out there.
It could be a weird dream.
Maybe you're addicted to porn.
Fucking go to the oblivion.
Blow dust.
Let it go, people.
You love basketball.
Fucking love the 76ers,
even though they just have these trash athletes who are being greedy. And then it's all your friend's fault for pointing it out.
And it's all your friend's fault for pointing it out.
Pointing out facts.
Yes.
No lies were told.
No lies were told.
Nick Grayley, he's talking to you, buddy.
I like Cleveland teams. There's plenty
to make fun of. Be who you
want to be always and
do it with full intention.
That's all I got to say. Find something
you love. Find something you need in life.
As long as what you want to be is legal.
I hope it's not like you love killing.
Some serial killer. They're like, yes.
They're saying your mission granted.
He says I could do smiley faces all over the dead
corpse. No.
Do stuff that will help
the planet
be better.
Or the same.
Or have it just be the same.
Not worse. Just not worse.
I'm sorry, Sixers fans. I'm sorry.
I have a good friend that's their
assistant GM.
He used to be a bartender at the assistant GM. Yep. Oh, really?
He used to be a bartender at the Mousetrap. Damn,
you're just ripping at everybody,
aren't you? It's not his fault.
Alright, guys. We love you.
Goodbye.
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