Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - EP 271: Andy and Nick catch up

Episode Date: May 21, 2024

Updates from our dear brother and would-be/SHOULD-BE presidential candidate, Todd Glass. A man of the people with great, albeit extreme solutions. Hear him out y'all. And guess what?? It's our boy Nick Gerlach's BIRTHDAY. Let's celebrate his presence on this here Earth with a full episode of non-sense talk therapy for Frasco and a sharing of tea amongst old friends. Updates on upcoming LIVE shows both for the podcast and the U.N. Get your tickets Denver! It's going DOWN with some very special guests doing some very questionable things in public. And guess what... now you can see a cool dog by the name of Denzel should you choose to watch this episode *exclusively* on Volume.com... now in color!  Generally speaking, we are psyched to partner up with our buddies at Volume.com! Check out their roster of upcoming live events and on-demand shows to enrich that sweet life of yours. Call, leave a message, and tell us if you think one can get addicted to mushrooms: [phone]  Check out our new album!, L'Optimist on all platforms Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For more information on Andy Frasco, the band and/or the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com Check out our good friends that help us unwind and sleep easy while on the road and at home: dialedingummies.com Produced by Andy Frasco, Joe Angelhow, & Chris Lorentz Audio mix by Chris Lorentz Featuring: Arno Bakker

Andy, it's Todd. I just made you the little recording if I was the President of the United States. Now, I'm on the treadmill right now. Now I'm thinking, should I send it? That's the problem, I think. Every time I make something, I overthink it. I said some words wrong, but I'm sending it to you.

So play this one first, and please follow my cues for music to a T. Please, thank you. Hi, this is Todd Glass, and if I was the President of the United States, what would I do? Cue the music. I don't like that music. It was too loud, and it got in the way of what I was going to say. I could tell the minute it came on.

Come on. When I say cue the music, it means you bring in some tasteful music. Maybe trumpets, but not too loud. There you go. Well, I'll tell you what I would do if I was the president of the United States. Some older people, mostly all, they think, oh, young people don't buy our bullshit because they're getting dumber and dumber. Why aren't these young people buying what we're saying? Oh,'re older, if I was the president of the United States and you're older and you weren't helping with whatever the new cause was, recycling of the environment, a certain kindness that we're trying to treat other people with. If you weren't helping, you're not doing anything. You're fine. You're fine. But if you fight, fight it, we euthanize you. Yeah. That's what we got to do. You go, oh, I don't know about this new thing that's come along.

Okay. That's fine. Can you just sit back and not get in our way now or put them, maybe drown them. I don't know, something painless. Is that the joking part of what I said or is that the serious part of what I said? I don't know. But I know if there was a fire, a big raging fire, and all the neighbors were helping trying to put it out

before the fire department got there, and there was five people not doing anything, nah, they'd probably be, all right, I wish they'd help, but they're just sitting on their porch watching, sitting on their porch watching. But if they came over to where the fire was and tried to take the hoses out of people's hands and block people from trying to stop the fire,

yeah, euthanize them. Woo! And we're back. Andy Frasco's Wednesday podcast. I'm Andy Frasco. And today it's a very special day. It's Nick Gerlach's birthday week! Fuck!

You didn't think I'd fucking forget? No, that must be in your calendar. Oh, bitch, I got you so good. I got you a gift, actually. Oh, I never get gifts. No, I do. I got that Michael Myers painting. We got you this.

Happy birthday, Nick. What does it say on it? What is it? What the fuck? Where'd you find this? Where'd you find this? Who framed? It's the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

Where did you find this? Online? Online. Oh my god, I'm never going to take this off. I'm going to have this made into a tuxedo. I knew you'd like it. So for the fans that are just listening, show them what it is.

It's a picture of young O.J. Well, probably 40s oj simpson that says who framed oj simpson 100 innocent not guilty it's i like how it's just like not a joke it looks like it looks can you wear that out yeah i can wear it out i can definitely wear it to trivia oh it's too good though it was the oj bit at trivia it's too good. The OJ bit at trivia. It's too fucking good. So where did you find it? Online? Oh, no. I guess my algorithm ever since I've been posting the OJ stuff

for the podcast is just OJ non-stop. I should wear this to a family wedding. God, that's so funny. Go to Julie's cousin's wedding and wear the OJ shirt. We all know who framed him. The LA police. LA police did, yeah. The white devil.

Hello, Nick! God damn. What a tone setter. Happy birthday, buddy. I was born. How old are you now? 43. Damn.

You look good. I think I look good for my age. Your skin looks good. I feel like 36, maybe. Do you have any pictures of you when you were like a child? You probably look the same. Yeah, I burnt them all. I have a beard.

I'm still younger than Sean and Floyd. I know. Floyd's liver is like 108. His face is 100. He's got like, he has a face of an old ship captain.

Like a time traveler. Like a ship captain. Floyd has a face of a time traveler. He also has pilot chin. Kinda. Pilot chin? You know what I mean? He's got a real strong chin. Like a Danny Zuk Floyd has a face of a time traveler He also has pilot chin He's got a real strong chin Like a Danny Zuko chin He looks like an old ship captain though For real

I'm realizing Mondays Are my Saturdays Mondays are my Saturdays I hit it so hard on Mondays Whenever I go I get so excited Watching your trivia. It's been fun as shit lately. We have a group of people now.

We have a team. I have a bailiff. I know. That's funny. I'm always nervous. He's like, everyone shut the fuck up. It's scary. It is scary.

I have a black bailiff. Does Yacht Club like that? Who gives a shit? It's my show. No, they think it's hilarious. Okay. It's not like he's doing it every... He does it like's my show. No, they think it's hilarious. Okay. It's not like he's doing it every... He does it like twice a show.

Some shows, he never has to do it. Bart is like, Who's policing the police? I go, white people. And then one time he yelled, and I go, You can't say anything because he's black and you're white.

It's fun to have a bailiff. Yeah. I want a bailiff for my... Every time I play a soft song. Ooh, that's good. I just have a bailiff Yeah I want a bailiff For my Every time I play a soft song Ooh that's good I just have a bailiff in there Everyone shut the fuck up Julian could do it

Just have Julian Hire Julian Are you just For the tour For your ballads About how you're sad Just like This song is dedicated

To my grandma And everyone's like You know with the nitrous. Stupid. Are people doing nitrous in the crowd at your shows now? I mean, instead of people throwing mushrooms on stage, now they're throwing whippets, which is kind of weird. Guys, you don't have to buy indie stuff.

Just buy the ticket and the merch. You're good. You don't have to bring them gifts. I like the gifts. No, no. to bring them gifts. I like the gifts. No, no. Keep giving me gifts. Give me some gifts. Fuck it. Maybe we'll give people your gifts June 19th at the podcast.

Live at Ophelia's. Ladies and gentlemen, it's going down. That's one. That's good. God damn it. I can't remember any of my sound things anymore. There it is. Ophelia's good. God damn it. God damn. I can't remember any of my sound things anymore. There it is. Ophelia's live.

Live, baby. Oh, because we put Todd on there. We should FaceTime Todd. Let's go. Oh, it doesn't start over. Damn it. I wanted to read one shot. I wonder what Todd's doing.

June 19th Ophelia's Live at Ophelia's we are doing another live podcast We have a great guest It's insane it's the best guest lineup we've had It's one of the best Sam Talent huge comedian Josh Blue huge comedian

Carl Denson from the Rolling Stones A man maybe from Widespread Panic I got a house band Jeremy Sulkin from Big Gigantic. The richest guy in the show is in the house band. We've got property owners. We've got Rolling Stone members. We've got somebody from widespread panic.

Who knows who it is? June 19th. That might be the guy Andy worked with 300 times. Shut the fuck up. June 19th. Come on out. Have fun with us. Hell yeah.

Hell yeah. June 19th. Grab your tickets fun with us June 19th grab your tickets Denver It's going down When are we actually posting about this today The tickets are already online Last week Get online last week and get those Nick what are you doing for your birthday Well I have trivia the night of my birthday

It's on Monday don't tell anybody I don't want it to be a thing because I have a rule of trivia. No male birthdays. Nick! I accidentally had my birthday on a Monday this year. Dumbass! I know. You're so hypocritical, and I'm going to give you fucking hell on earth.

I'm going to make this so obnoxious. I'm going to have a fucking cake. I'm going to have confetti. We're not going to have trivia. No, no trivia. This is going to be a straight up fucking third grader birthday party. I should do a roundabout just me. But make it so people can guess like,

what was my favorite thing when I was little? And then about like give a hint. So like, it's kind of a fun idea, actually. You should just do trivia about you. Yes, I'm saying. In 1974. 1974? I'm not that old.

When were you born? 81. Oh, you're the same age as my sister Yeah Does that put it in perspective for you how fucking immature I am? Isn't she like a doctor? She's a doctor With two kids We're talking about

If OJ did it still She's like, I understand cells We are This is really exciting, you know It's a new world out here We are live from the cells. We are... This is really exciting. You know, it's a new world out here. We are live from the volume.com studio. Yes, in Denver, Colorado. They built a volume.com studio right in my house, baby.

You see it? By putting their sign up in two places. They give us money, though. That's what's important. Shout out to volume.com for sponsoring the studio. I appreciate it. Head to volume.com. Very hot. Head to volume.comcom for sponsoring the studio. I appreciate it. Headtovolume.com. Very hot.

Headtovolume.com slash Andy Frasco. Hit that like button. There's going to be a lot of content. We're going to be pumping. Just fucking drizzling. You love that shirt, don't you? I can't wait to wear this. Julie's going to be so pissed.

Oh, my God. She's so over all my bits and routines. The OJ shirt is amazing. She hates all my little... She's just so over all my little bits. It's so you. But head to volume.com if you want a really deep dive

and take a look at Nick's birthday present I got him. I should do an OJ Simpson 15-minute thing. We could do it today. It's just me and you. Just get on live and do OJ talk once a week. Volume.com. If you want your content to be represented

the best it can, all you content creators, you should head out to volume.com. It's the best crew in the nation. Best live stream. It actually is really good.

Best content creators in the nation. And they're going to help you build out your content so we can take the power back as content creators. And if you're not a content creator,

you could just go to volume.com and see all the amazing content that is coming out of volume.com USA coming. I've been thinking about that. Yeah. Have you coming? Yeah. What do you mean? Just how weird come is.

It's so weird. It's just like a weird thing. Me and my high school friends were on our little game chat last week or maybe a couple of weeks ago. And I was talking about how it's kind of like when you're with a girl and you come at the end. It's really embarrassing, actually. It's like, you know what I mean? Yeah, it is.

Like right afterwards and just like during. You're like, oh, I can't control my penis. I don't know. It's like. And you're like vulnerable. Yeah, so vulnerable. Your neck veins start popping out. Yeah.

Yeah. You start speaking in tongues. Don't touch me. I'll do it. I'll finish it. Yeah, veins start popping out. Yeah, you start speaking in tongues. Don't touch me. I'll finish it. Yeah, it's so weird. And they have to sit there and just like take it. I feel so bad for women. I do.

It's got to be the worst thing that they have to deal with with men, right? Us coming consensually. Man or the bear. Have you seen that man versus the bear thing? I hooked up with a girl A couple months ago Congrats Or like three months

Four months ago maybe I don't know And after we made love She just patted me on the back Damn I think that's kind of That's not a compliment She did it as

Like it was funny Oh I thought she was doing it like Okay we're done here She's your grandpa And she went to your Little League game, and you struck out to end the game with the bases loaded, and you were down two runs. You tried.

So vulnerable. So weird. I don't like it. I don't either. How long did we go before talking about cum? What, nine minutes and 48 seconds? At least we weren't talking about hard drugs. That's pretty good.

Well, not everybody, but... Having a May birthday rules, dude. That's pretty good. Well, not everybody, but... How about the May birthday rules, dude? It's cool. Especially back home. It's like the race month. The weather's nice. Oh, Indiana race. It's like Indiana 500. What do they call it? Indianapolis 500. Indy 500. It's huge. I was at my

friend Ladey's last week for that wedding. I was staying. The people across the street from her, literally their whole garage door is painted like a checkered flag. They have these people living in an RV in their yard for the month because they're just here for the race. People go to the track every day the whole month and just hang out and shit.

When I think of Indy 500, I think of Florida. That's weird. Just the people. The people who go to those Indy 500s. No, it's not NASCAR. It's a little higher up in terms of just how classy they are. It's open wheel racing. There's a couple europeans in there oh okay yeah they have it's just a month-long party down at the track it's the biggest single day sporting event in the world you know that

no like three i don't remember 400 000 people go every year on the one day i don't go i can't do it what have you ever done it i've gone once it's just too hot is it like it's so you got to really be into it but i go to like i'll go to a pole position day where they like do the time trials to see who gets the pole or carb day that's fun i can't believe you've never played the track during the month it's like they always have a big river no i don't think you're not big enough yeah they have like big shit but i feel like now you're like in that world where you could get on that it'd be cool it's really high paying jordan i want to play i want to play the f1 stuff dude that's cool too but they want

to try to find me like some They don't party the same way I think Indy 500 is your like Right in your wheelhouse Cause they're like not as They're not as like I don't They're not NASCAR people

But they're not like hoity toity Like we flew here from Switzerland Yeah I want to find like a A Switzerland You should put this Her name is Miranda And we just like make love And then she'd like You're from Switzerland. Yeah, I want to find a Switzerland kind of... Her name is Miranda. We just make love and then

she wants me to wear turtlenecks all the time. I'll have to do it, but I'll look myself in the mirror while I'm going outside. Awkward as fuck, but I love her. You can pull off a turtleneck, I think. I've been pulled off a turtleneck. Yeah, you can do it. You have a skinny enough neck.

Yeah? It's all about the neck? I think. I've been pulling off a turtleneck. Yeah, you can do it. You have a skinny enough neck. Yeah? It's all about the neck? I don't know. You just have a good posture and shit. You can pull it off. You don't ever wear blazers, do you, really? Did I tell you what I'm going to do? Did I tell you my trip?

What trip? No, you didn't. So I have like four months off. Oh, yeah? Where are you going? I'm... We don't need it. Okay.

For your own vacation. Christ, dude. All right Alright where are you going? I'm gonna try to find my lost Relatives of the Frascos in Italy Ooh Are you gonna like put it on video? I don't know That seems corny

It does But people love corny shit these days Yeah you're right Maybe I'll put it on video People love Genealogy I'm gonna go to Sicily And I'm gonna go to Rome And and I'm going to go to Rome

and I'm going to try to find frascos. They all look like you, but they're just Catholic. I've been... So, you know, you know Nick McDaniel's girlfriend or kind of wife?

I haven't really met her, actually. Brie Frasca? No, I haven't met her. So, my name is really Frasca in Italy. Maybe you're related. I think she's my cousin.

Dude, I'm just picturing you going over there and going to this little Italian village and everybody looks exactly like you. We should have... And they're all driving little Fiats around and getting little personal pampers. They're like, come is weird, pussy, get a me. Yeah, they're all dirtbag. Everybody in Italy fucking hates them. Oh, God, the Frascas are here. They're obsessed withbag. Everybody in Italy fucking hates them. Oh, God.

The frascas are here. They're obsessed with watches. They're obsessed with... Italian dress and all that. And then I go in my whole side plot for the thing is I'm just trying to take down the Catholic Church. Yeah. It's like the Vatican City, bro.

Have you ever been there? I love the Vatican. Dude, I love all the Catholic... Yeah, I went to Vatican City. I love Italy. I've been there. I love Catholics. I'm not a big fan, I love all the Catholic. I went to Vatican City. I love Italy. One thing about Catholics, I'm not a big fan of some of their legal proceedings, but goddamn, they got some fucking fire architecture.

Yeah, they do. Some of the greatest buildings on earth were built by strong Catholic men. Really? Employees. Jesus fucking Christ. I said employees, all right? I didn't say the real word. Jesus fucking Christ. I employees alright I didn't say the real word Jesus fucking Christ

I'm just saying what happened But do you think we could convince volume To make a documentary of me Finding my long lost family Is it interesting enough Um Damn it'd be just hard I don't know It just depends on what happens I guess

That's the hard thing Or what if they're just boring as shit Damn it'd be just hard I don't know Cause It just depends on what happens I guess That's the hard thing What if you don't find them Yeah or what if they're just Boring as shit Yeah They're like hey We're all librarians in Italy I don't know

I think it's You're Sicilian I kinda wanna see my roots Because like I definitely not Anything like I kinda am like My mom's side of the family

But I'm way more Like Crazy Crazy like my dad's side But I think John Shields wants to come with me. Of Little Stranger? Yeah. We want to take a vacation where we're not working.

Huh. I think finding my family is kind of not working, but also working. John Shields. John Shields is like, I'll go with you to find your family, man. I should go find my family. I fucking love them. By the way, God at a Festival is crushing. Is it?

Yeah, it's getting good streams. Because of the Mincy Chair video? The music video is pretty good. I can't wait for you to see it. Check out God at a Festival. You'll love the music video. It's pretty fucking good. God at a Festival.

I really wanted to keep it. Found God at a Festival. God at a Festival. You'll love the music video. It's pretty fucking... God at a Festival. I really wanted to keep it found God at a Festival. God at a Festival. Sounds like you're saying you're God at a Festival. Exactly. I don't like that. I don't know why the label...

You need to run this shit by me. I'm a copywriter. I know, but it's not me. It's their label and ethical or whatever. Okay, okay, okay. They're like, yeah, this sounds cooler.

I'm like, it sounds a little more pretentious to be honest. Oh, weird. The label people were wrong again. Oh, God. I hate label people. Dude, don't even get started on anybody on that side of the business.

Label people are annoying. I met one cool label person. Yeah, there's cool labels. Paul Pontius was really cool, but everyone else is just like, think they know fucking everything. They're nerds, bro. They don't know shit. Analytics. They don't know shit.

They're nerds. That doesn't sound cooler. They're wrong. God at a Festival sounds way more pretentious. Sounds like you're getting worshipped. Yeah. Found God at a festival is way cooler. Yeah.

But they don't want to fucking bark up with the Christians or whatever. That seems way better than calling yourself God, though. See what I mean? Yeah. It makes me feel like... Why am I so much smarter than everyone that makes more money than me in the music industry? Because we're just two white dudes with a podcast. I know.

These people make the dumbest decisions. They just think too much. When is pissing off the Christians ever hurt a band? It's usually good for business. Yeah, exactly. It's literally a great marketing ploy. I love pissing off the Christians

All you're doing is pissing off people that aren't going to go to your shit anyway Because only people that really get pissed off are like People that don't leave their house I know This isn't about all Christians We're not saying all Christians suck I'm just talking about like the 10% of every group That just can't not be offended

Exactly Jews, a lot of people don't like the Jews right now. But also there's historical context that pissing off the Christians is good for the brand. Pissing off the Christians. Look at all those 80s metal bands. That's how they made a living.

Oh my God. Are we a new age 80s metal band? No. Also, you should... You should just like fucking have an-down cross as your next... Oh, didn't they, like, Little Red or something get fucked up about that during the Super Bowl? Sexy Red? Yeah, but who cares?

She's a drill rapper or whatever. Who gives a fuck, dude? Why are you getting mad at people who aren't even in your religion? They're like, everyone who's a celebrity is a Satanist. Yeah, okay. I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true either. I don't think they care enough. I think they're too obsessed with themselves. When did people start losing their mind with all this conspiracy

series? I think it started... I think it's always been there a little bit. People are kooky now. COVID didn't help. It was kind of starting a little bit before that too, though. What do you mean? Because I remember when they announced the vaccine coming out I was like, oh fuck. Here we go. I don't know. I think

it kind of really ramped up around when Obama got elected. Really? That pissed off the honks. And they're like, he's Muslim. Remember? Remember that thing with McCain where he was doing like a town hall and that lady's like I don't like him. He's an Arab or something like that oh my god and john mccain class act actually especially if i mean even for like if you don't like republicans he's a pretty good republican

he was like no he's a good man we just disagree i mean it's so different than the discourse now right this is like during a national televised thing she's old white lady's like he's a i don't remember what she called him either a muslim or an arab you know something bad because of his name people are scared of his name basically and then they're like he's like no he's a good man and now donald trump's like sleepy joe biden you know and everybody's calling trump i mean it's not like trump doesn't get the same rhetoric the other way but i don't know man it's pretty stupid but i think that's kind of when the conspiracy theories plus the internet everybody has access to each other. Yeah, I think people got bored because no one has jobs anymore.

That and just people want to seem smarter than they are. It's okay to just be regular, smart, and accept reality. You don't have to have a cool opinion on everything. Every celebrity's not a Satanist. They're not worshipping the devil. They're worshipping themselves. They don't give a shit about anything.

You know what I mean? Yeah, it's like... Although the Met Gala is pretty themselves they don't give a shit about anything you know what I mean yeah it's like although the Met Gala is pretty corny yeah I couldn't believe the charity is for costumes that's so fucking corny dude they raised 26 million dollars first of all these are not like

even the celebrities that are like handpicked like on the internet like how there's different celebrities now where the regular people just like you. I like that better, that model. These are the corny people that Hollywood picked. They're showing up in the dumbest outfits you've ever seen in your life,

acting like they're... You know what they remind me of? What? I don't know if you had these kids at your high school. I went to a private school, so there was a subset of these rich dorks that thought they were cool, but no one really liked them, but they were rich. So like they would have parties at their house, so you would still kind of pretend they were cool, but everyone knew they were kind of douches.

You know what I mean? But you'd still go there and drink throughout the hall. Right, because they had a mansion and like, you know what I mean? I had a friend named Brad that was like that. And they were hot, too, because they have rich... They're hot moms. Rich dads have hot wives, so they have hot kids. So they're hot. They are hot. But it's like... That's what the Met Gala is to me.

They're like the dork rich kids. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, Calabasas is that fucking M.O. Yeah. Then that stupid fucking ice purse. $22,000 for something. It's like, dude, what the fuck, dude? People are being murdered around the world.

You know what I mean? You're not even that talented, most of you. It's just obnoxious. It's obnoxious. If you're going to be that obnoxious, at least donate to a good cause. Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

If they were being fucking obnoxious and $26 million goes to whatever, whatever you pick that would help the world. I don't want to... World hunger. Whatever. Something, yeah. Even something general like that. That'd be that would help the world. World hunger. Whatever. Even something general like that.

That'd be fine. If OJ did it fund. Costumes? That is the most theater kid shit I've ever heard in my life. Who the hell needs $26 million for costumes, by the way? People aren't even making movies like that anymore. And costumes, Broadway, musical stuff,

it's like a rich man's game. Exactly. They're already rich, dude. It's like, also, it's like, what do you need? Like more fucking Hollister t-shirts? Don't get me started. More Hollister t-shirts for the next episode of Euphoria? Like, what the hell do you need $26 million for just for costumes? I don't know.

But this world is crumbling. Like Jennifer Lopez's of the world, you know? Yeah. And like, it's like, I don't know. We should do our own Met Gala for looks. A New York Mets Gala? No, we should do a fucking festival Met Gala. And here's Wild Bear with her eucalyptus tree dress.

Yeah, raising $26 million for ketamine research. Eucalyptus tree. Yeah. Raising $26 million for ketamine research. We're raising money for ketamine research. We raised $260 for ketamine research, which is just us buying ketamine and doing it. Just kidding. I actually never know how to have ketamine. You know what's scary?

Speaking of ketamine, festivals are dropping like flies. Dude. It's scary. We kind of Festivals are dropping like flies Dude It's scary We kind of predicted this A couple years ago We predict Play the tapes We fucking predicted this It's all going to the

Like Four bands In the middle of town Well yeah You know it's less risk For a promoter I actually like those better What?

I like those festivals better I do too I'm not trying to camp it I don't really like We're old dude No but I didn't even like it when i was like eight you know what i mean like i i just i don't need to be three hours from an airport you know yeah that's true the best i don't need to be three i don't know it's just like being outside it's not for me sometimes but um you know it is cool when you're like 22 to pretend you're poor for three days and do drugs but i don't know.

Everything comes and goes. Festivals haven't existed for all time. It's cyclical. They came around in the 90s more. I don't know. Yeah, I think sleeping festivals are going to be obsolete in five years also it's like historically festivals have not been some sort of successful venture even like the first woodstock was a mess you know what i mean and the second one but then i look at all like the dj festivals and the young kids love that

shit yeah they do it's just you gotta just poke what people like i guess but even those are in vegas and they have hotels miami's ultra you know vegas I always think, is live music dying? And then I realize... I don't think so. I think just how it's presented... We're figuring out how to rebrand live music. We'll be alright. We don't need to have things with 80 bands on them, where 60 of the bands

don't even need... And as a band, it's better if there's less bands so there's less competition. We should be vouching for right you know eight band bills yeah fuck other bands fuck anyone else you know what i've been trying to make it in this industry this is about meat no i'm just kidding no but like if if we have eight band bills then everyone could have their piece of the pie when they have their show yeah exactly this is what you're gonna i feel bad for the band to get the fucking $1,000 offer, the $500

offer. They drive 15 hours and lose a grand and play for nobody at 1 p.m. on the fucking small-ass stage. Just to be on a poster. Just to be on a poster. Sometimes that does help you get on that poster, though. It's weird. You think it does, but it actually doesn't, actually.

I don't think. No, it's all an illusion. Unless you're on the top four rows. Yeah, because people are like, they played summer camp. It's like, all right, give us shit. Yeah. 90 people played summer camp. You know what I mean? Yeah, and it's so funny how these agents and managers, they really jockey for.

Yeah, because they get their $150 either way. I'll tell you what. I've been confirming some shows As my own manager I'm making some dough Good Let's fucking go Hell yeah Or saving some money

Hell yeah Managers make a lot of money dude Yeah don't even Don't I'm realizing that as The gross is bullshit The gross is kind of bullshit There's only one group of people who doesn't think

the gross is bullshit. Managers. Exactly. Yeah, the gross, that's going to change too. I think it's cool. There's not enough money to go around. That's going to change too. It doesn't bother me as much with agents. No, because they're actually the ones bringing in the money. It's quantifiable.

Managers are just managing the money and they're just delegating it to people. Delegating the work. Yeah, we've been over money and they're just delegating it to people. Delegating the work. They're just endurance, I guess. Well, I think they thought they were smarter than everyone and now we're all caught up to their game. Yeah, they used to be smarter than everyone. The curtain has been lifted

on you fucking dorks. I'm still looking for a manager, though. Anyone who wants to... Anyone who wants to sign the frasco while I'm bitter about management, holler at me. No, it's really... It's kind of wild.

I think we need to start a union for bands. Nope. Why not? I'm out on musician union. Why? Because, I don't know, it just doesn't seem like know Unless you're in an orchestra

What's the impetus by the venues To work with the union There's too much competition So many people will not do it Because they'll be like If I don't join the union I can work around the union I don't think it's like

We have to do different things The structure of it They've already started a million musicians The Musician Union died. I mean, they used to have one. We're just hard-working boys doing hard-working work. Used to have to have

in the 50s a cabaret car to even perform in New York City and shit. You had to like... Kind of stopped to do that for busking. Be a certain level of musician.

You can't busk without a permit. Really? Uh-huh. In New York. Yeah, I just don't think i don't think musicians like will work together enough there's too many musicians like there's too many people trying to get a small piece of the pie that don't give a fuck about the other people

because there's no accountability like you don't need like a license to be a musician so like welder union works because like only so many people are skilled and you know what i'm saying here there's going to be a ton of bands that are like, I don't want to be in a union. I'll just take 500 bucks less than all those people and take their gigs.

Right. Do a non-union gig. Right. Unless you're willing to cut their hand off like they used to or beat the shit out of them like they did in the 40s and 50s. Musician union used to do that

to people in Chicago. They'd beat the fuck out of you if you did a non-union gig. It was basically like the mob. They'd beat the fuck out of you if you did a non-union gig. They'd beat the fuck out of you? I mean, you know, the union has its connections to organized crime, historically. And I just don't think that anybody would do that now.

So I just don't think a musicians' union will work because there's too many desperate loser musicians. Really? Yeah, I just think they won't adhere to the union. The only time you need a union is when you're playing in the symphony orchestra or... You know what I'm saying? Should I hire a mob guy to be my manager?

Like kind of how Led Zeppelin did? That'd be cool. Someone who's just fucking angry. Yeah. Billy the Bones or something. Billy the Bones? William the Bones. Fuck. What are you doing?

Playing Minecraft? No, I was like looking if we're doing our ad read for Pine Melon yet. But I think we're going to do it next week. We don't even know about the product yet. We have a new sponsor. Pine Melon. We'll talk about them next week. They're really cool. If you're in the Colorado area, it's kind of like

Hello Fresh. Oh no, it's Hello Fresh. But it's for organic food and stuff. Yeah. They're like, see, everyone? We're organic. We're an organic company. We're like a mom-pa shop, this podcast, okay? Just want everyone to know that.

Yep. We're a hardware store in West Virginia. We're a fucking hardware store. So if you're going to try to take the gross... Take the gross. Then take the gross. But we're going to yell at you for taking the gross. Yeah, it's okay.

We understand that's the rules, but it's still bullshit. Yeah, we get it. At least they're not at the Met Gala. Technically the same thing. God, that shit's annoying. I hate those people. The catering at festivals is kind of like the Met Gala. Yeah?

Because it's just all managers just sitting around. Oh, I know. Talking about comparing each other's dicks. Talking about how their artist is the best musician. They're so talented. Everybody thinks their artist is the talent. He's so deep. It's like, no, no, man.

Just fucking book the gigs, dude. I'm never going to get a manager after this episode. There's some managers I like. I'm just talking about the 80% of them that are bad. Like cops. There's good cops. There's a couple good cops in there. Would you ever be a cop?

No. What about a private detective? I'd rather be a judge. A judge? Yeah, that'd be fun. That's a lot of pressure. Yeah. You just like point your finger and someone would die.

Yeah. You like that? Yeah. What are you talking about? I'm wearing an OJ didn't do it shirt, dude. Private investigator would be kind of fun.

Private investigator would be fun. I want to be a private investigator, but like only on the internet. be fun I want to be a private investigator But like only on the internet I don't want to drive around and follow people Right Spy on people who are cheating on their spouses and shit

That's how people do that They hire people to do that I'd be so scared that like They would like catch on to it You'd be really good at that shit Yeah that's the point You'd have to have a license I I think, to be a PI. It's kind of like you're stalking someone.

That's scary. Yeah. I haven't had a stalker in a long time. When's the last time you had a stalker? You had one? Yeah, I had a stalker. Was it a male? A woman.

Oh. Usually it's men. She would send me these crazy letters. Oh, I remember this. Crazy, crazy letters. What happened to her? And then they got a little more kookier and a little more kookier. And then...

She stopped? No, I blocked her. Oh. And then she, I guess, got a new number and she started hitting me up again. And I blocked her again. Because we didn't even... I'm surprised you didn't sleep with her. Nothing sexual.

No. Just kidding. I'm a good guy. You should marry her. People who say I'm a good guy aren't a good guy. I shouldn't say that. I know. Don't ever say you're a good guy.

I'm not going to convince someone I'm a good guy. You're safe with me, girls. That's so gross. I know, but that's... I hate those guys. Hello? Yes. Come here, ladies.

We could have a snuggle in the bedroom. Stop calling yourself A male feminist You just sound like A fucking psycho dude Who says that Just like Dorky guys

That like Want to trap women And hurt them That's bullshit Like those guys That wear like This is what a feminist Look like t-shirts

Like Okay well You look like shit You're literally not With a woman right now Calm down dude You got blotchy skin Yeah exactly You're literally not with a woman right now. Calm down, dude. You got blotchy skin. Yeah, exactly.

You're fucking Dungeons and Dragons ass. There's still cum on your t-shirt from the masturbation that you did in your mom's basement. Yeah, you're a feminist until the girl doesn't go out with you and then you freak out on her. Yeah, and then you freak out and then you stalk her. Did you watch Baby Reindeer, by the way? No. It's about stalker. No, tell me.

What is it? This new series on Netflix Is it good? I thought it was wild, dude And then this guy Is it real life? Yeah, it's based on a real And the guy who really got stalked

Wrote and plays himself in it You gotta watch it It's only like four or five episodes I'd love to watch that It's on Netflix.com Oh, really? Yeah Is that website cool?

It's a pretty cool website I don't know how sports I watched this great movie. It's like a Japanese movie. Godzilla? Godzilla. Pearl Harbor? What? Shut the fuck up. Every Japanese movie we know

about here is just a water disaster. Pearl Harbor, Godzilla. We should call Bon Jovo and see how the management... John Bon? John Bon. I love John. John's been helping me through this whole management thing. He calls me every day. He's like... You're like his

seventh biggest client. He wants to keep you on the roster. No, it's just a friend. He's like, this is a learning experience for you, Andy. Don't say yes to everyone. Anyone yet. Hear what everyone has to say. Half these managers only have a career because they had a friend who was really talented

when they were in college. And they're like, I'll be your manager. And then that person blew up. And then other artists think they're good at managing because they just happen to manage a really successful artist. And then so they sign all these other people. You know what I mean? God, we're just talking shit.

No, we're not. We're just stereotyping. We're generalizing, though. We're not saying this manager is bad. You just say your manager and your manager, too. There's no test. You don't get to pass your Series 7. I'm a Series 7 jam band manager.

You know what I mean? You literally just need a friend that is successful. Yeah. That's how most managers get in. They make friends with a successful person before they're successful. Take the credit. Thank you for being a friend. Nick, you understand me.

I get it, though. You fucking understand me. I understand the music business. I feel crazy talking about this. I understand the music business. Because everyone thinks like, oh, you're just being, you're just being fucking jaded

or being jealous. That's literally the model, dude. Not all of them. I'm talking about 80 to 90% of them. It's like cops, like I said. There are good managers out there.

Yeah, I can think of a couple in Denver I really like hanging out with. Yeah. They like are... Brian was a good manager. Brian is a good manager. I think about who works

for like Irving Azoff and his crew. Yeah. What's his... Irving Azoff does his crew Yeah What's his Irving Azoff I've heard of him But like what's his company called I forgot It's him

Yeah but he has like He's one of the biggest ever Yeah yeah LA managers are so funny I don't really fuck with LA people That's the epitome Of the rich people I took one

It's the same thing As the Met Gala It's the rich kids Who think they're cool And aren't cool Joe's gonna be like Why are you talking about Managers for 10 minutes

Who cares We're talking shit About the music industry It's fine But I just think that cool that aren't cool. Joe's going to be like, why are you talking about managers for 10 minutes? Who cares? We're talking shit about the music industry. It's fine. I just think that the veil is being lifted on LA. It's more about the cool people have tricked us for so long that they need to be in charge and they can help you do it, but it's like, what are you

even fucking doing? We're not going to be brainwashed anymore, okay? We are taking the power back as fucking artists. Some of them, their biggest skill is that they have a rich dad. What? Some of them, their biggest skill is they have a rich dad. What, the jam scene? Just in general.

The music scene. I don't think there's like a... I think every industry is like that. Every popular jam band has a rich dad. Yeah, I'd hate to be that guy, though. It's like, rich dad. I don't know, it's kind of complaining Yeah, it is complaining But it is kind of also a thing But also, I think that's true in every industry

That's true You know what I mean? Yeah, how do we break that cycle where Well, this is what's the problem We don't have a middle class anymore We don't have a way For lower income people To move up The middle class anymore. We don't have a way for lower income people to move up.

The middle class is terrible. The middle class is terrible now. There's no middle class in America. That's the boomers' fault too, a little bit. Is it? A little bit, yeah. The boomers destroyed the economy. You think so? Yeah, there's a lot of evidence that points to it. I've been reading this book about it. Well, they refuse to sell their homes. They refuse

to retire. They never think they're wrong about anything They keep voting the wrong people The boomers still believe in the system Which is bad because the system sucks You know what I mean I think millennials don't believe in the system Gen Z really doesn't though Gen Z doesn't

That's the break And I think that boomers They trust authority way more than other people. They think that they were taught so well that the teachers and the cops and the politicians are good people. You know what I mean? For instance,

my mom, she loves Biden because she's a boomer Democrat. They just want the Democrats to be right. You know what I mean? So whatever they say is true. And if you argue with it, it's like, no, the government said it. The government lies constantly. It's what they do. You know what I mean? So whatever they say is true, and if you argue with it, well, it's like, no, the government said it, but the government lies constantly. It's what they do. You know what I mean? Hey, put up...

What are the difference age groups between Boomer, Gen X, Millennium? Okay, Boomer is 1955 to... Or no, I'm sorry. Boomer is 1940, like right after World War II to like early 60s. All right.

What does that say? Yeah. Boomer's, okay. 46 to 64. Okay. Gen X is like right before me. And then Gen Y is bullshit. What's Gen Y?

That's millennials. That's millennials. And Gen Z is Gen Z. So Gen Y, millennials is 1980 through 1994. That's me. Yep. And me. Gen Z is 1995.

So Gen Z does. Gen Z is 1995. So Gen Z does... Gen Z is older than people think, but people do this to millennials too. Everyone thinks like 17... Remember people thought like they would call like 20-year-olds millennials forever, but it's like, no, millennials are like 35. Yeah.

You just won't let them buy houses, so they seem younger than they are. Yeah, millennials have amazing worth ethic for not making any fucking money. That's definitely the boomers' fault. Yeah. Some people say... What about Gen X?

What happened to them? They made money. They're just chilling, I think. They're cool, though. They're not annoying. But wait, they'll get annoying soon. Once the boomers start dying off, they'll become the boomers. That's what happens.

But another thing with boomers is they... Hold on. 64. 46 to 64 is baby boom... Hold on. 64. 46 to 64 is baby boomers. Oh, yeah. One famous quote I heard. I can't remember who said it. He said,

the baby boomers were the first generation to leave the world worse off for their kids than they found it. Really? Because they got handed everything, man. That's true. The greatest generation set them up. The silent generation.

The silent generation. That was, what, greatest generation set them up. The silent generation. The silent generation. That was, what, the 30s? World War II. America. All the war wars. The people who saved us from the Germans. You're welcome. They came back and handed the boomers everything. They were a little distant. That's why boomers are bad parents.

Because they're distant. Because their parents didn't talk to them. Because they all had PTSD from watching their friend get shot in the face on the beach. Jesus fucking Christ. Chill, chill, chill with that shit. Well, it happened. What's New Age warfare going to be like? Probably like cyber attacks.

Cyber attacks or like drones? Drones. Well, that's already happening. But I think the next big catastrophe, if there's an international one, will be whatever country just cyber attacks another country and takes down their whole power grid for three days. Which doesn't sound that bad,

but a lot of people will die if that happens. Really? Are they doing the winter? You know what I mean? The supply chain? Or fucking up the supply chain. That's way worse than just dropping a bomb on someone. Everybody's scared of nuclear

war, but I think that the threat of nuclear war is what prevents nuclear war. Sort of like everybody's too scared to do it because then they know they'll get it back, but I think the next big thing will be a cyber attack. I also think the Olympics is going to be kind of dangerous this year. Really? International incidents,

it's in Paris. They're going to have to get security up. A lot of international terrorist incidents have happened in Paris. Right. Because it's very, you know, there's just all kinds of people there. Like that one shooting at the, not Queens, the Stone Age concert. The guy from that band. Yeah.

Eagles of Death Metal. Yeah, that shooting and there was a soccer shooting. There just seems to be always something going on in France. Yeah. I know that they definitely have to have thought about this. You know what I mean? But I don't know, man. We'll see, though.

And then, you know, things are so tense in the Middle East, that's usually when these kind of things happen. It's kind of like the Munich games when they had all that attack on the Israelis. I don't see any reason why something like that couldn't happen in Paris. I asked Molly Tuttle yesterday if she's an Illuminati. Is she?

Bluegrass Illuminati. She's like, Ill Tuttle yesterday if she's an Illuminati. Is she? Bluegrass Illuminati. She's like, I asked her, what is more cult-y? Like, when you were at the Grammys, or when you were at the Bluegrass IDBA, or whatever the... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What is it? I don't want to tell you. Oh, yeah, yeah, duh. I thought it was Bluegrass. People come. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Well, those people are obsessed with those. Bluegrass cult-y as shit, dude. I don't really to tell you. Oh, yeah, yeah, duh. I've had bluegrass. People come. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Well, those people are obsessed with bluegrass.

Bluegrass is culty as shit, dude. I don't really like bluegrass. Like, the sort of fandom around it. Sort of like, it's really weird how they're too traditional. Yeah, I mean. It's got to be a certain way. Going back to the Christians. It does kind of have something to do with that.

Yeah, I mean, there's a strong link between. Christians are kind of culty. Yeah, but still, it's every religion. True. Yeah, that mean, there's a strong link between... Christians are kind of culty. Yeah, but so is every religion. True. Yeah. That's literally all religions. I guess you could say that about like, oh, the Jews run Hollywood. All the religions start out as cults and then they grow into religions. Wow.

This is like a history lesson today on the WorldSaver podcast. Christians used to be like in Rome, like hiding out in houses, having their little meetings to have church. That's probably when it was the best time to be a Christian. Yeah.

Because they were actually all good people and they had to hide. I don't know. Whenever people want to kill you, you might... I don't know. That's not true, actually.

Should I join a Christian rock band? No. Why not? That sounds stupid. Why would you do that? Like Hillsong? Like Need to Breathe or something?

Speaking of crazy Christians, have you seen this like guy in North Carolina's pastor's wife kill himself? No, it's very obvious that he either did it or I don't want to talk about I'm not qualified to talk about Israel, but I mean, I have my thoughts

game is nothing but everything Andy got confused as we were talking about religious history and he's like, I got to get out of this. I am not qualified. No, I can't talk about religious history. People don't come here to hear us talk about NPR. I thought it was pretty interesting what I was saying, though. It was.

So what did we learn from that? I was done with it, too. I don't know, man. I don't think we learned anything, and that's the problem. Sometimes there's just no moral to the story. You're just fucked. You know, well, we did learn that Frasco pigeons and dogs and apes

Are going on tour And we start this week Here we go Is Ross going? I think so, yeah Asbury Park, New Jersey on Friday We're going to the Stone Pony Oh, that's a spot

I love it Buy your tickets That's a 5,000 cap venue Bruce Springsteen country. I think we're at 3,000. Holy shit. Which is pretty cool. That's a lot of tickets for a galaxy.

Westport, Connecticut on the 25th, Saturday. There's only 100 tickets left. Is Taz going to come sit in? I forgot. Is that Yale? I think it's around there. I should hit him up. 26, Utica, New York.

That's a pretty place. Then we're doing a private In Milton, Pennsylvania Just you or all three of you? Just us And then we go to Oh We have to announce this Waterbury, Vermont is sold out

Burlington So we added a second night Like a comedian 29th Yeah, we added the 29th The night before And Your favorite man

Ryan Dempsey's opening for us. Ryan Dempsey and Friends. Your favorite man. Ryan Dempsey and Friends without, because there's no I in Friends. That's what his band name's called. There is an I in Friends. The third letter in I in Friends is I. Then the 31st, we're in Rochester, New York.

Can't wait to get back out there Yeah, what venue? Some big amphitheater Oh, cool It's all outdoors All outdoor amphitheaters Columbus, Ohio On the 1st

Newport, Kentucky Get with it No one bought those tickets I hope You know, we're close to Thinking we should cancel the show Really? You should just go to Indy

They won't cancel it I'll beg to cancel it You should just play Indy instead. It's two hours away, man. I think you're going there in the fall, though. Then we're going on playing in New Berlin, Illinois. Where the fuck is that? What the hell is that, Summer?

Oh, okay. Well, buy tickets. I have no idea who fucking lives out there. And then the sixth, Detroit, Michigan. Seventh, Kalamaz Michigan. Seventh, Kalamazoo. Eighth, Yuba.

Ninth, Murfreesboro. And yes, and then I have a couple weeks off. And then we just got booked for Sawtooth. Those are easy drives? Yeah,

nothing crazy. Yeah. So head over, buy tickets, see, this is going to be a fun, it's a fun, it's a fun little show.

Are you guys going to cross-pollinate? I mean, me and dogs are for sure. I don't think pigeons... Hopefully pigeons will. They don't have a rich dad, do they? No. Yeah. No, they don't actually.

Yeah, I don't think they do. They work hard. They're a hard-working band. You have to still work hard even if you have a rich dad. Maybe I'm stereotyping. I don't think there's a lot of rich dads. There's a couple. Also, there's a lot of rich dads There's a couple Also there's some people

With rich dads That don't That failed Yeah You can't just buy your way You know who was my favorite dad Of the jam scene Jimmy Law

From From Dogs in a Popsicle Oh dude I met him He's the best He's a dead head He's a dead head He's a cool dude

Alright we should get out of here Oh it's a time already It's been 55 minutes Holy shit Um Don't we have to go over an hour Since it's just us Oh yeah Well what do you want to talk about All right, we should get out of here. Oh, is it time already? It's been 55 minutes. Holy shit. Don't we have to go over an hour since it's just us? Oh, yeah. Well, what do you want to talk about?

You want to talk about your sex life? Oh, it's fine. Just have the same sex with the same bitch. I don't know what to tell you. I'm just kidding. She's not a bitch. She's not a bitch. She kind of is, though. That's kind of what I like about her.

I've never saw her as a bitch. Not a bitch, but she just likes things a certain way. Like what? You know, she's just type what I like about her. I've never saw her as a bitch. Not a bitch, but she just likes things a certain way. Like what? You know, she just type A as fuck. Yeah. You are too though.

Me? I kinda, but also I'm a musician. Do you ever just like, no, sit on the couch? Yeah, I sit on the couch a lot actually. And she's like,

she ever goes like, get the fuck off the couch and fucking do something. No, I'm pretty active. I do more than you think I do Oh do you want to do the 100 day positive challenge with me? What is that? You have to do one thing a day?

Yeah 30 minute workout Just either walking anything Oh yeah okay Want to do that? Want to start in like July? When you get off tour? No I'm going to start this week I promised Annie Bayless she's helping me

Like if I walk three miles that counts? Yes I already do that like three days, four days a week I like to walk, put on headphones, listen to my things Get in my own little world If there's one thing I like to do in this world It's just get in my own little universe You know

Do I look run down? No you look pretty good, you definitely look way worse than this Yeah Good What about, do you think my star is fading? Do I look run down? No, you look pretty good. You definitely looked way worse than this. Yeah? Good. Yeah. What about, do you think my star is fading? No, I think it's going the other way, actually.

Yeah. Okay, cool. Why? Why do you think that? I don't know. I just sometimes get it in my head. Like, I don't have a manager. Oh, fair enough.

Yeah, I'm like, oh, fuck. Yeah, but a bunch of managers want to be your manager. That's a good sign. Yeah. But if I said I don't have a manager right now, it's not like 13 people try to get me to have a meeting with them next week. I don't know. I'm just such... Why am I so confident with myself?

I don't think it's narcissism. What's wrong with being confident? It's just called... I don't think it's healthy. I don't know. Everyone makes it seem like confidence is bad. Yeah, because they're pussies, dude. I'm so sick of that.

Yeah, you're right. So sick of people when I go... I'm sick of pussies too, dude. I'm so sick of that. Yeah, you're right. So sick of people. I'm sick of pussies, too, dude. I get this a lot when I go home to Indy. I have a weird cachet of haters there. Yeah, dude. Julie points it out. In LA, when I go home to LA, they're like,

I got a weird cachet of haters, too, of my friends. Yeah, Julie points it out. Whenever we go to the mousetrap, there's a certain group of dudes that just have never really... They've come to my shows, but it's almost like they want me to fail. The only way they ever talk to me is like ribbing me or making fun of me, which is fine. I can handle it.

Why they say, hey, Mr. Podcast Guy. Yeah, or that. Are they still condescending about that? That or they think I'm like a huge dick, which I can see that. I'm kind of a dick, but like, you know what I mean? You're not that big of a dick. I know, but like to them I am because they're pussies, remember? Yeah, they're pussies. And then like're pussies Or just like I have a hot girlfriend

And they don't I'm just doing way better It's more just jealousy I love how people belittle a podcast Well my thing when I was in bands around Indies I was never the guy that would hang out with all the fans Not fans but people who came to the show I always kind of like to have a little bit of distance

I like the missing I just think it adds That's not for everybody, but like people there, they see that as like, you're a dick or you don't. Not me. I'm kissing babies and taking photos. And there's something to be said for that too.

Obviously you're doing better than I am. So it's like, maybe I did it wrong, but it's just how I am. I can't be like, I just can't fake it, you know? And it's like, I don't know. The guys there just, not all of them, but there is a certain, all the women there love me though.

I think it's because I'm not a creep. I don't ask them to hug me and rub their back when I'm talking to them. People in Indiana are touchy. They are? Yeah, I think so. The Midwest people are kind of touchy-feely, I think. Why? Because they're just bored and they just have sex all the time? Yeah, I think that people think I'm from the East Coast

a lot for a reason. I sort of have this energy. You do. I wouldn't think you're from the midwest especially considering the fact so compared to those people and it's just like there's just you know i just can't ever just get a how you doing from one of these guys you know yeah because they're haters they're not it's like hate it's also just like not quite that level but i get what you're saying it's just like and i felt i feel affirmed when like julie points out that she's like you're right about that like right because she doesn't she usually likes to be like chill out dude you know what i mean yeah she's like no these

dudes are weird yeah i'm you know whatever they're all fat too so who cares they're poor and ugly so who gives a what they think oh you're sober that's a good place to end up keep getting sober who said that i just these guys drop-dead alcoholics for like 15 years, then they get sober and they win a trophy. Yeah. Not you, Stuart. You're cool. He was cool the whole time.

We're talking about other people. I'm not talking about my buddy Stu. He is the good kind of sober. Yeah. I like, yeah, it's really funny how people just party so hard and then right when they get sober, it's like... They act like they're like... It's like when people...

It really has the exact energy to me. It's when people become born-again Christians. Yeah. You know what I mean? Or vegans. Vegans. Oh, my God. That's a good one.

When someone first becomes a vegan, they're like, shut the fuck up about it. Yeah, you're losing all the color on your face, dude. You weigh 85 pounds. Also, what's the other thing like that? People who start

exercising a lot. But I don't know. I kind of like that. It's kind of good to tell people to exercise. Or what about like... I'm a DJ. I don't mind if you're sober Just don't like act like other people need to be sober Some people can have two drinks and go home Yeah

I hate when people Belittle what I do Because I like to drink Like your hater Like that fucking hater I can't wait for him to come for me Oh man He started just like going after me

On his insta story Oh on his Insta story. Oh, on his Insta story? Yeah, he's like, this guy, drug addict, look at his, his eyeballs look like assholes. He's not a drug addict, guys.

I hang out with him. I actually kind of respected that dig. That was kind of funny. At least it was funny. Yeah. I like that. And then he just started getting mean

and then I started calling him a trust fund kid and he hated that. That means it's true. I know. You can tell it's true if they get mad at you. I make more money than you do. This isn't a fucking

contest of who makes more money. Also, that's a very douchey thing to say. Also, I doubt it. No, this guy's a fucking loser. Not gross. If you have to take a picture next to your middle-of-the-road Lexus or your fake Louis Vuitton bag.

I'm sorry. It's like a $45,000 car. Who gives a fuck, dude? No disrespect. If you have a Lexus shot... That's fine, but don't take a picture next to it. Don't be like... This isn't prom, dog. It's your fucking Lexus. Shut the fuck up.

It's just a fancy Toyota. It's a Toyota Celica on drugs. Who gives a fuck, dude? Nobody gives a shit about your car. You can tell when guys don't get laid. That's why I don't brag. I never have a picture with my old Porsche or my house. If you went to the house store, people would shit their pants.

Not because it's, like, huge. It's just, like, sick. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, I'm never bragging about that shit. No, and your porsche you didn't even really buy it so no my dad helped but like so but like oh shit do i have a rich dad yeah well he's not that rich uh well well oh no we've been talking shit about rich

dad jam hold on hold on your dad is rich but in the scope of the world yeah but not like compared to other he's not a millionaire. He's not rich compared to the rich people you know. But he's definitely in the scope of the universe. Your dad's one of the richest people of all time. Isn't that weird? Shut the fuck up. I know. It's true, though. It's weird. Even we are. Yeah, we are.

Just by the fact that we live inside. You know what I'm saying? That's pretty cool. Fresco's eyeballs are assholes. How can someone sit around and think about it? Do you even know the guy in saying? That's pretty cool. Prescott's eyeballs are assholes. How can someone sit around and think about it? Do you even know the guy in person? No, he was attacking me on the Umphreys McGee page. I went back and fucking slapped back.

I'm like, this fucking trust fund bitch. Let me do that for you. I'm pretty good at it. Then he went after me. I'm being petty. I didn't say every fucking thing. Remember that one guy that was calling you a fifth-tier comedy band? I was like, he's funnier. Okay, well. I'm being petty. But remember that one guy that was saying. I didn't say every fucker. Remember that one guy that was like calling you a fifth tier comedy band? I was like, he's funnier than you.

Yeah. The guy. I was like. Fucking loser. I know. Fuck these losers, dude. That one guy called me a bitch with a podcast. People are such.

What does that even mean? People hate on success. It's crazy. I know. Like, shouldn't be proud. People are like. No. Working hard and fucking doing it.

They're jelly. Jealous bitch. Yeah, fuck you. All right, have a great day. It's never women, by the way. It's never women jealous. I'm not trying to be some fucking... It's always some fucking...

I'm not, yeah, I'm not trying to be like, you're safe with me, girls, but I'm just observing the stats. It is never women. Yeah, it's always just some dude with a Ford truck that has black rims. No girl in any picture. No girl in any picture. Or guy, whatever. Or guy. No friends.

Just him in his car. Why do you guys like your cars so much? What's the deal? I mean, I'm from Indiana, and I don't even like cars that much. That's the car. That's like, you have friends that just work on their car. I think it's cooler if you have a 1980s car that you've kept up and fixed and worked on. And you went to the dealer and leased it.

I always thought it was so funny when people pimped out Civics. Oh, dude, that was a huge thing around my high school. Oh, my dude. They'd lower it and fucking raise it to a fucking Honda Civic. You know, that's Fast and the Furious effect. Yeah, dude. That movie ruined society. No, I'm just kidding.

It made everything great. Oh, hot take. I've never seen a Fast and Furious. What? They're awesome. They just look too corny for me. Well, they are corny, but they're like Roadhouse. I gotta start watching corny movies. Yeah, Roadhouse. I don't know. Maybe what's corny to other people

isn't corny to me. I like romantic comedy movies. I think everyone agrees that Fast and Furious movies are corny, but awesome. Really? Yeah, I mean, they got cars. Vin Diesel. Maybe you're related to Vin Diesel. He's Italian, right? He has to be. Vin Diesel Fasca.

Vin Diesel Fasca. I don't think his real name is Vin Diesel. He's from the diesel region of Italy in the Alps. Alright, let's go. What if we both... We'll do a whole trip. We'll go to Scotland or wherever the fuck you guys are from.

Edinburgh, right? Dundee, bitch. Let's go there. What if no one talks? Everyone looks at Redbeard and just like... Just dicks. Just such a dick. Scottish people are funny as fuck, actually. It's an amazing accent dick Scottish people are funny as fuck actually

Yeah It's an amazing accent Scottish people are fucking hilarious Yeah and their accent is incredible Irish people are fucking hilarious too Yeah Scottish and Irish have a lot in common I feel like Yeah They're both victims of the British

We should go to Edinburgh If Edinburgh If we If this podcast blows up The Fringe Festival We should do the Fringe Festival With the pod

I'd be down Yeah I'd be down. I'd look to go there. All right, guys. Have a great day. Motivational Monday or Tuesday. Get out there.

Suck someone's dick. Go out there and just fucking suck off this life. Try to get laid. Get out there and just cum all over this life. Because if you're not going to do it, someone else is going to do it. So what do you want to do? You want to be the bitter person who's not taking life full erection? Yeah. Or are you going to get out there and fucking make the most of life?

Yeah. God, that was like sexual. Stop posting a car you leased on Instagram too. Yeah. Stop posting your fucking Lexus that you're leasing. We know you leased it, dude. We know your payment's $800 a month. Chill out.

Who gives a fuck? Yeah. You're just going to wreck it. You're just going to get in a drunk driving accident. Yeah. You're going to get in a drunk driving accident. Yeah, you're going to get in a drunk driving accident. You're going to fucking

smear ketamine all over the seats. He's probably dealing with his own addiction issues and that's why he's lashing out at you. Ooh. That's what...

You said... I think you said that loud. Oh, my God. You're so fucking hot when you talk therapy talk. Almost everything is a projection when people are being

mean to someone. I know. It's so funny how people are just like... A lot of people who just rip me online and I'll see them at shows, I'll be like, what's up? It's fan behavior. And they don't say shit. Yeah, because they

hoes, man. Because they're fucking ho mentality. Why are you at the show then, man? Or no, I'll see them in Denver at shows. And they'll just kind of like... Other people's shows. And I'll be like, what's up, bro? Everybody's a tough guy online. Everyone's a fucking tough guy online.

That's another thing. People are a lot more brave online than they are in person. All right, let's get out of here. Bye. Be safe out there. We love you. Happy birthday, Nick. Have fun editing this bullshit, Joe.

Yeah, enjoy this one, Joe. And happy birthday, buddy. He'd probably like the religion talk, actually. Happy birthday, buddy. Yay, I was born. I am thankful you were born. Janet. I'm thankful that I have a friend like you that I could just talk shit.

Janet did most of the work. Yeah, shout your mom's vagina. Janet. Janet. Thank you. Bye-bye. You tuned in to the World's Health Podcast with Andy Fresco. Thank you for listening to this episode.

Produced by Andy Fresco, joe angelo and chris lawrence we need you to help us save the world and spread the word please subscribe rate the show give us those crazy stars itunes spotify wherever you're picking this shit up follow us on instagram at world saving podcast for more info and updates fresco's blogs and tour dates you'll find at andyfresco.com and check our socials to see what's up next might be a video dance party a

showcase concert that crazy shit show or whatever springs to andy's wicked brain and after a year of keeping clean and playing safe the

band is back on tour we thank our brand new talent booker mara davis we thank this week's guest our co-host, and all the fringy frenzies that help make this show great. Thank you all.

And thank you for listening. Be your best, be safe, and we will be back next week. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast as far as we know. Any similarities, interactions, or knowledge, facts, or fake is purely coincidental.