Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - EP 282: Nick, Marty, & Andy (Flood City Music Festival Recap)

Episode Date: August 6, 2024

Expect the usual lunacy one finds in an episode devoted to Nick & Andy talking at each other for an hour straight on such topics you've come to love: which sport features the largest of hogs and wheth...er Andy should talk about his new comedian girlfriend on the podcast... but now sprinkle in a healthy dose of Marty and you got yourself a helluva morning cocktail for your drive to work! Friendly reminder: there's NO need to ever compliment Andrew Jackson (that fools got small hog energy) And guess what... now you can see a cool dog by the name of Denzel should you choose to watch this episode *exclusively* on Volume.com... now in color!  Generally speaking, we are psyched to partner up with our buddies at Volume.com! Check out their roster of upcoming live events and on-demand shows to enrich that sweet life of yours. Call, leave a message, and tell us if you think one can get addicted to mushrooms: (720) 996-2403  Check out our new album!, L'Optimist on all platforms Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For more information on Andy Frasco, the band and/or the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com Check out our good friends that help us unwind and sleep easy while on the road and at home: dialedingummies.com Produced by Andy Frasco, Joe Angelhow, & Chris Lorentz Audio mix by Chris Lorentz Featuring: Arno Bakker

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All right, and we're live. Andy Frasco's World's Same Podcast. I'm Andy Frasco. How's your heart? How's your mind? Are you staying out of trouble? Hot on location from the Hamptons, baby. I'm in the Hamptons, Nick.
Starting point is 00:00:19 You are? Are you going to run into Charles Dolan? No. Does he live in the Hamptons? I assume. They got to have a house there. I mean, they own the sphere. We're playing at Stephen's Talk House tonight.
Starting point is 00:00:31 It's like real fancy. There's pictures on the wall of everyone who's played here. It's like Springsteen, fucking Dylan, Frasco. I'm on the wall. I thought Springsteen was Mr. Blue Collar. What's he doing in the Hamptons? Shut the fuck up, Nick. I hate that guy so much. Why do I thought Springsteen was Mr. Blue Collar. What's he doing in the Hamptons? Shut the fuck up, Nick. I hate that guy so much.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Why do you hate Springsteen? I like some of his songs. First of all, I just think he's sort of just kind of a bullshit guy. He acts like he's Mr. Blue Collar. He's got a podcast with Obama. He's rich as fuck. He's got some good songs. If I was like a 55-year-old white lady,
Starting point is 00:01:05 I'd probably be obsessed with him. You know what I mean? Because they all are. You know, he's obviously pretty successful. He did something right. But let's can the blue collar act. Well, you know, what is blue collar? I think it's hardworking.
Starting point is 00:01:18 That's true. I don't know if it's having a podcast with Obama. But anyway, that's a great way to start the fucking episode. Yeah, well, we have a producer now, Marty, who's watching our every second just in case we fuck up. Say hi to the crowd, Marty. What's up, fellas?
Starting point is 00:01:35 He's the mincey thing. First time, long time. First time that I'm sitting in with you guys, so I'm pumped. Hell yeah, dude. I can't wait. You wore your Philadelphia Suns hat. Yeah, I had to do that to him.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Or Phoenix Suns. I hate that we're in the same state and I can't hang out with you. I know, it's bullshit. It's still like six hours though, right? Isn't it kind of far to get to the Hamptons? Yeah, I also hate it there. Yeah, it seems like it's all the worst people in America in one place, basically. There's no cell
Starting point is 00:02:07 service. What? Yeah, it's crazy, and you can't get Ubers. I don't understand it as a place at all. I did meet my fiance there, though. That's good, but why are they so rich, but they don't have good cell service or Uber? Well, they don't need Ubers. They have drivers, I guess. Fucking beats me, dude.
Starting point is 00:02:23 No idea. They have town cars coming to pick their They have drivers, I guess. Fucking beats me, dude. No idea. They have town cars coming to pick their ass up instead, I guess. I don't know. It doesn't feel that rich out here, to be honest. Well, that's because you're with your band. Last time we were here, though, the fan base, they flew in,
Starting point is 00:02:39 they drove in from New York. You can tell between the jam banders and the people who just started window shopping and saw that there's a guy with a Jew playing the piano on the fucking marquee. There's no Jews in the Hamptons, that's for sure. I'm on tour. I just got back.
Starting point is 00:03:00 It's been going great. We start our first... We're doing all the rich towns this week We're doing the Hamptons We're doing Nantucket We're doing Dewey Beach Then we're doing all the cool cities Which I like too
Starting point is 00:03:15 Or Baltimore I love Baltimore For some reason I fucking love Baltimore Baltimore rules dude Crab cakes, football What's that? What do they say crab cakes and football
Starting point is 00:03:26 no it's like from that movie what movie is that from no idea wedding crashers but it's been good I went on the crew trip I've changed my flight and hung out with the crew for three days
Starting point is 00:03:43 I know I saw that. You went to Limp Bizkit, right? Right, I went to Limp Bizkit. It's so funny how we were talking about going to Limp Bizkit, and then you realize I was like, I had the opportunity to go. We were in the pit. I've never seen so many 36-year-old men just fucking living in the moment, dude. Really?
Starting point is 00:04:03 How'd they look? How were their beards? Everyone had a tribal tattoo and every girl was named Amanda. That's so funny. My first girlfriend in high school was actually named Amanda. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Yeah, I'm kind of white trash, so it checks out, right? But it was fun. We went to the lake. We chilled out and now we're on the road We were at Johnstown Festival last week Which was dope
Starting point is 00:04:30 Did you see Maggie? I saw Maggie And I saw Daniel Donato Those guys have been working hard They're on show 110 this year, dude What? That's Frasco numbers I know
Starting point is 00:04:42 That's Frasco numbers I'm impressed But also I'm worried about him. I feel sometimes... Why? They're young. Sometimes... They're more sober. But Daniel Donato, sometimes, you'll see how far of a thousand-mile
Starting point is 00:04:57 stair he has. And that's how I know he needs to go to bed. Sometimes that... He takes a lot of acid, so it's like sometimes he'll just take a little too much Oh god yeah I did not know that about him I think it's real
Starting point is 00:05:13 I remember our first interview Are you a cop? Are you a narc? No that shit's real I think he just took a lot of acid In the last couple years And sometimes he forgets to sleep But he has a girlfriend And I'm impressed
Starting point is 00:05:26 He's like so happy I don't know I didn't see pictures I didn't ask her I'm like you have a girlfriend Let me see a picture of her She wasn't with him They're on show 100 Everyone wants to make the money
Starting point is 00:05:42 And get the fuck out of there Yeah I guess so How was Maggie's band though? How'd they sound? They're on show 100. Everyone wants to make the money and get the fuck out of there. Yeah, I guess so. How was Maggie's band, though? How'd they sound? How did you get to see her? Maggie keeps getting better and better. Yeah, she's in good spirits. Her parents were there, so her parents loved...
Starting point is 00:05:58 They're all side stays. I mean, that festival, Johnstown, is really fucking cool. It's like, I was worried. I was worried because at first it was like, oh, is anyone going to show up? And then we headlined. There was fucking 3,000 people fucking ready to see us play,
Starting point is 00:06:12 and they're all stoked. I'm like, let's fucking go to Johnstown. I'm feeling good. Oh, there was that many? It was that big of a festival? Yeah, 3,000. Were you the headliner? I think we were around more than...
Starting point is 00:06:22 Yeah, I was headlined. I was closed out. The first night was Maggie, Daniel, then me. And then the second night, there was two other bands and then Cool Cool Cool's Adrian Ballou, Jerry Harrison, that Talking Heads thing.
Starting point is 00:06:37 But Johnstown was a blast. We had a blast over there. There was no hot girls. It was all older people, but I still fuck with them. It was really cool. Oh, it's like, people have been complaining
Starting point is 00:06:50 that all the festivals and concerts are filled with people in their 30s and 40s now. Have you seen that? Because that's all you can afford. That's all people can afford
Starting point is 00:06:58 these fucking festivals. Exactly. I was like, well, that's what happens when it's, yeah, dude, everything's getting too expensive.
Starting point is 00:07:05 I know, like, what are they going to, dude, everything's getting too expensive. I know. What are they going to do? It's like no one has jobs and everything is expensive. Yeah, I don't know, man. Hopefully the new president will fix everything. That's usually what happens, right? I think we're fucked, dude.
Starting point is 00:07:20 I think we need to start doing cheaper tickets. Yeah, that part of it. I thought you were talking about a macro level, like the entire government's fucked. I don't understand inflation. If no one's making money, how can you ask for more money? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:07:35 I don't get it either. It's just one of those things that I'm not even sure it's real sometimes. I don't know. I'm not like a fine expert. I've been playing college football 2K for like two weeks. What the fuck do I know about inflation? Have you been watching the Olympics at all? Are you in too busy? Yeah, I've been watching the Olympics.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Yeah, I like it a lot. I watch it during the day and then I like the primetime version. Even though I'm like re-watching some of the stuff, it's kind of dramatic. It's kind of cool. Did you see the shit about the opening ceremony, Marty? Did you see that? You've been a little not traveling. Have you seen that shit?
Starting point is 00:08:07 Everybody's mad about the opening ceremony because the French had a bunch of drag queens reenact the Last Supper or the Feast of Dionysus. Yeah, I think it's a hilarious thing to get mad about, like, of all things. And, like, the people that say that, oh, I'm not going to watch anymore, it's like, if that's going to keep you from watching something that you wanted to watch,
Starting point is 00:08:27 you're just such a different person than I am. Explain this to me. What happened? What happened? Okay, so the French are weird, right? We all know this. They make weird art. It's what they do.
Starting point is 00:08:36 They challenge you psychologically with their art. They've been doing this for hundreds of years. They fuck each other a lot. They do weird stuff, okay? So during the opening ceremony, they're doing all this stuff about Greek history and the French Revolution, which is actually probably the most badass thing the French ever did. But
Starting point is 00:08:51 they had this one part where it was a bunch of drag queens, and it looks like the Last Supper, but apparently it's supposed to be a reference to the feast of this Greek god Dionysius, and there's like kids there, you know, guys got their balls out. But that's kind of what the Greeks did, to be be fair they were they were weird too yeah they were representing the ancient greek gods but uh it looked kind of like the last supper and the christian crowd didn't
Starting point is 00:09:16 love it right because like guess what christians have a lot of copyright infringement in the bible i mean like you know like all those things mix into one thing. There's so many stories that cross over from religion to religion. Anyway, a bunch of Christians here got really mad at it, and they're like, we're gonna boycott, and they're like, you know, they're saying the devil's running the Olympics. You know how they get. Everything's satanic now and weird. The 80s are back.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Why do you, why are the Christians, why are the Christians so fucking intense with everything they deal with? Well, I think they're the white women of religion. So, like, you know how white women get offended the most? You know how white women... God damn it, I laughed at myself.
Starting point is 00:09:55 You know how white women are the first people to get mad at a comedian making a black joke? Yeah. Because they don't have any real problems, you know, like, on a macro scale. yeah because because they don't have any real problems you know like on a macro scale i was just saying when i see what the christian crowd like has to be mad at it's like try being a jew on tiktok exactly right and that's kind of my point like the least oppressed people are always the first people to get offended i have never never seen one Mexican immigrant get mad at anything in my life. Do you think Jesus is the most famous Jew of all time? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:32 Woody Allen? Woody Allen? Or Jesus? Woody Allen or Jesus? Ooh, Sandy Koufax? Hey, Marty, Google famous Jews. No, just Google famous people actually I think that'll cover it
Starting point is 00:10:47 Okay, that's Albert Einstein Fairly famous Oh, that's a famous Jew I mean Is he like Yeah, that's a famous He's Jewish I mean, he's a famous... Oppenheimer. He's pretty impactful.
Starting point is 00:11:09 What other famous Jews are there, Marty? He was literally impactful. I was going to throw out... We've got Seth Rogen's a big one. Seth Rogen. It's just funny to go from Jesus to Oppenheimer to Seth Rogen. Let's see. Who's that red-headed third baseman for the Dodgers? Justin Turner.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Yeah, yeah. Justin Turner is Jewish? I thought so. Oh, Adam Sandler. Oh, he's a good one. Sandler's a good one. What about... No, there was a guy with the last name green on the Dodgers that had red hair. I don't know. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:11:46 That's a good, fun fun game I've been hanging out With Catherine Oh you know I've been kind of Talking to Catherine A lot lately I think Yeah I know
Starting point is 00:11:54 I think it's actually I think it's actually Going really well I approve of her actually I like her I think this might work out But she always She always reminds me
Starting point is 00:12:04 Before I go to bed she says just remember I'm more famous than you are is she? I don't know I don't think she is I think she has more Instagram followers but I think you get recognized more
Starting point is 00:12:20 oh yeah it kills her when I get recognized more than her she's hotter though though, and she might end up being more famous than you because comedians, the thing with comedians is just them up there. You know what I mean? That's true. And she's a beautiful blonde
Starting point is 00:12:33 woman. Marty, I kind of have a girlfriend, dude. Andy's gay. Wait, you're dating? I'm dating Catherine, I think. Bl's gay. Wait, you're dating? I'm dating Catherine, I think. Blanford. She's going to hate that we're talking about this on the podcast. Oh yeah, comedians
Starting point is 00:12:53 hate when you talk about them. I wanted to FaceTime her. She's in Lexington right now. That's where she's from, right? I love kind of dating a girl who's more busy than you are. I know. I was just about to say that.
Starting point is 00:13:10 If there's one woman out there that can understand your schedule, it's her. Oh my God. It's fucking awesome. She might be traveling more than you this year. Yeah, every weekend. But she stays in one town for four days. I know. That's like the dream right there. Jazz musicians do that. That's kind of dream right there. Jazz musicians do that.
Starting point is 00:13:25 That's kind of the jazz musician. If you're a touring jazz guy, you just go to like the Jazz Kitchen in India and you do two nights. And you play four shows. That's the dream right there. Right. I like these beach towns. I like playing in all these beach towns because everyone's kind of like, you know, they're all like kind of like successful people, attractive. But they're also like not working.
Starting point is 00:13:46 So it's like you kind of see their actual personality and not like the alpha male personality, you know? Oh, right, right. Do you ever ask them where they went to college? Yeah. And it's always Penn or Harvard or Yale. All these like big old. Yeah. Like I've been getting these random text messages
Starting point is 00:14:05 from Ryan Felipe. I know. I forgot he likes you. He's like, four days, brother, until I get to see you. I'm like, shit, I forgot he lives in Dewey Beach. He looks great. Dude, he's looking buff, dude. He's got to have a cock, too, on him.
Starting point is 00:14:23 His upper body is crazy for being like 50 or however old he is. Dude, you think he's got a have a cock too on him His upper body is crazy For being like 50 or however old he is Dude You think he's got a cock on him? I don't know I don't know I don't know if he has a big cock Who's got the biggest hog in accounting?
Starting point is 00:14:40 Accounting? Like anyone who's in finance Who do you think has a hog? Do you think Warren Buffett has a hog? No way. If he had a big hog, he wouldn't be that driven to have billions of dollars because he's like...
Starting point is 00:14:52 Guys with big hogs, they don't need to be that rich. They have huge dicks. They already have the confidence. It's like the same thing. Two billion dollars is basically an 11-inch penis. You know what I'm saying? It gives you the same amount of confidence.
Starting point is 00:15:06 So I would say probably salesmen because they get paid on commission. So it's like a lot of like bravado. What sport do you think is the biggest cocks? Definitely NBA, right? Nah, I think baseball. Baseball? They have like
Starting point is 00:15:21 5'8 fucking Cubans. I don't know they got swag man it takes a lot of big cock energy I don't think LeBron has a big cock I actually seen the indent of it Oh my god you're such an indent guy but you don't know it can go past the indent too
Starting point is 00:15:43 the indent can be like 3 quarters of the way down. Also, he's playing basketball, all the blood's rushing to his hands and his head. God, I love LeBron so much. Dude, it's been... I think they're really changing his PR with him being the
Starting point is 00:15:59 captain of this basketball team. Oh, yeah. Finally, he can get some good PR. His whole life is good PR. No, everyone hates LeBron. No, only dorks hate LeBron, right? Hate? I guess like... I mean, I will admit he's one of the corniest people ever. I am a fan of him as a basketball
Starting point is 00:16:16 player and somewhat of a person. I think he's a good guy, but he's definitely has the personality of a soccer mom in some ways. You know what I mean by that? Soccer mom, the right word. Or like a Karen. Not a Karen because he doesn't bitch.
Starting point is 00:16:31 He doesn't try to get other people in trouble. He does flop, I guess. He fires every coach. He's had eight different coaches. Maybe he's just had a lot of bad coaches. What if Bans had coaches? Everything he posts sucks. Oh, yeah. Here he is,
Starting point is 00:16:48 Marty. He hates LeBron. His social media presence though. Agree. As a huge LeBron fan, here's the thing about me. I love LeBron, but I also kind of agree with most of the haters, except for when it's about basketball.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Most of the hate stuff from basketball was from when he couldn't win a championship when he was only 27. I think he's basically done everything you can do. You can't argue him as a player. I also don't think he's better than Michael Jordan. I'm not a LeBronza GOAT guy. He's just my favorite.
Starting point is 00:17:20 Also, he won a championship for my favorite team. I'm not one of those Cleveland fans. Some Cleveland fans hate him because he left after winning the championship. But I think he earned the right to leave by winning the championship. And also, that was Kyrie's fault. Who would be the LeBron James of the music industry?
Starting point is 00:17:37 So what do we got here? We need like a Nepo. Like we need someone that was like a freak, not a Nepo baby, but like someone who's like a freak talent, very young. Who's not the GOAT. If you're not right there. He's right there. What about Taz is kind of
Starting point is 00:17:50 maybe Taz. He's too young. Oh yeah. So we need someone old Joe Bonamassa. I don't think so. He was a prodigy. It's got to be a prodigy. What about like Trey?
Starting point is 00:18:08 Yeah, maybe. Because, you know, he's not the greatest songwriter, but he's like the greatest musician. He's not even like, he's like a medium songwriter. So I don't think that's a very good thing. But he is like the second best jam banger. Oh, I have it. I have it.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Springsteen. There we go. I had that on there. Is he a prodigy? You had that on deck? Yeah, I was thinking it. Springsteen or Billy Joel? Oh, I like Billy Joel.
Starting point is 00:18:36 I love Billy. He played it. I fucking totally missed it. He played it. Oh, dude. I was watching. Dude, Marty, we need to talk about this. I've never seen a grown man cry to scenes at an Italian restaurant.
Starting point is 00:18:47 My dude, Marty, was out there like it was a Taylor fucking Swift concert, dude. Where did you go? He saw Billy Joel at the Garden. I went to his last show at the residency. I thought you meant that you went together. No, but that picture of me you're talking about, though, he brought out Axl Rose as the guest, which that's his guy should also mean very little to someone my age. But that was my like that was my middle school, high school band, like big time. So it felt like the show
Starting point is 00:19:16 was kind of for me. Hell yeah, dude. How Axl sounds? Was Axl good? I mean, he sounds like how he sounds now, you know, I mean, it's how he sounds now you know I mean it's mostly gone but like I still love that man like with all my heart yeah I mean you got to respect what he did I mean he had like he had a great like six year run there which is pretty I mean he had like one of the best six year runs ever I'm not like a huge guns and rosings guy but I do respect
Starting point is 00:19:37 them deeply and their deep better than they get credit for there oh yeah good Marty was that be honest when Billy Joel walked off and waved by are better than they get credit for. Oh yeah, they're good. Marty. What's up? Be honest. When Billy Joel walked off and waved bye to the crowd, did you wave bye back to him? Bye bye!
Starting point is 00:19:55 I actually don't think so. I actually don't think I did that. I did cry when he came out though to Miami 2017. I did do that. I did that Kobe's last game or second to last game. I did do that. I did that. Kobe's last game or second to last game. I didn't go to the last game. Ernie went to the last game, but I went to his second to last game.
Starting point is 00:20:11 I knew that was the last time I'd ever see him on the court, and he was waving bye to everybody. I just kind of went bye, bud, and cried. Aww. I'm so emotional I've been so emotional lately I did like
Starting point is 00:20:28 what's up what is it no I'm kidding I just thought it'd be funny to say I'm being emotional lately I've been feeling good I always do this I always get emotional right before like my album's almost done and like we're at the final stages of it.
Starting point is 00:20:45 And I hate ending a project because I feel like I get depressed. Like, what do I do now? You know? Write another album. I don't know. Chill out. Go to Greece with your homie.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Yeah, but like I shouldn't have this feeling because I have 17,000 other things I'm doing. But why is it because I finished something like I feel sad about? I don't know. You should feel accomplished. You should feel accomplished. I hate saying goodbye. No, but my dopamine is better because I'm not...
Starting point is 00:21:14 I took... I've been sleeping. I've been doing way less cocaine. Yeah. I'm like back. Are you in the bandwagon? I'm in a van. Just a van. Have you still been sleeping better? I'm in a van. Okay. You're doing just a van. But you still been sleeping better? I think it's because you're in love.
Starting point is 00:21:27 I've been sleeping a little better. Andy's in love. So he's not replacing it with cocaine anymore. Not me. I've been with the same girl for like years. I'm like, give me drugs. I got to feel something. I gained fucking 15 pounds though, dude.
Starting point is 00:21:43 That's good. You were getting a little skinny there No but I'm like This is the most I've ever weighed I don't like it I feel uncomfortable 165 I weigh 210 210? Oh yeah you're 6'1
Starting point is 00:21:56 I keep forgetting you're 6'1 You're taller than you look You're like one of those guys that's like You're taller close up I had fans come up to me this weekend and they almost said damn you're fatter than i thought but they they stopped and said damn you're taller than i expected damn that's mean no like they weren't saying i like that they just never see me all they see me is through instagram so i'm'm always just like, hey, kids, follow your dreams.
Starting point is 00:22:26 I'm out there eating like a fried chicken sandwich at the fucking... Follow your dreams. Let's go get some Chick-fil-A. I got to get back on that. I bet Chick-fil-A was mad at the Olympics. Yeah. I still get Chick-fil- Yeah. I still get chicken.
Starting point is 00:22:46 I do love how I do love how long the Olympics are. It's pretty sick. It's two weeks. Dude, have you watched three on three basketball? They need to get rid of that
Starting point is 00:22:55 immediately. First of all, we're not that is the worst. I don't understand why we're not kicking everyone's ass. I don't know. We have Jimmer for debt
Starting point is 00:23:03 like the guy for that basically. And then we're 0 and 2. The women I don't know. We have Jimmer for debt, like the guy for that, basically. And then we're 0-2. The women are 0-3. What's the point? Did you see that dude? What? Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Did you see that dude from Turkey who was shooting who had like no eye gear? He had glasses. That is my idol, dude. He just had his hand in his pocket. I kind of like felt a sympathetic relationship with that guy. I was like, I kind of go into gigs like that a his pocket. I kind of like felt a sympathetic relationship
Starting point is 00:23:26 with that guy. I was like, I kind of go into gigs like that a little bit. Very calm and just in a t-shirt. Here's one. Who do you think has... What president has the biggest hog? Trump. No, I'm just kidding. George Washington had a
Starting point is 00:23:42 very strong bravado to him back then. He was also very tall. Did you know George Washington was way taller than everybodyvado to him back then. He was also very tall. Did you know George Washington was way taller than everybody else? He was a big guy. He was a big guy. He's probably your height. I don't know. Do you think like...
Starting point is 00:23:56 Oh, Teddy Roosevelt was little. I don't know. He's little. His penis goes with height. What about the dude on the $10 bill? Jefferson. Oh, yeah. Or on the 20. the dude on the $10 bill? Jefferson. Oh, yeah. On the $20. Who's on the $20?
Starting point is 00:24:10 Andrew Jackson. He looks like... Are we going to compliment Jackson? I don't know. You know he's on the $20 bill? It's like a joke, right? No. Why? What happened? Well, because he hates the Federal Reserve.
Starting point is 00:24:26 His whole thing was like... They put him on there to make fun of him almost. He would hate being on the $20 bill. I don't know all the details. Really? Yeah, basically like he didn't like money, I guess. Or like that kind of... However they were doing it.
Starting point is 00:24:37 I don't know. I don't know, man. Biggest penis... What about JFK? Oh, he had a hog. He was tapping Marilyn Monroe. He was slanging, dude. He was slanging.
Starting point is 00:24:48 His wife was hot, too. Very hot. What about Clinton? What a podcast we're talking about. Ulysses S. Grant. I actually think this is a really good segment. Ulysses S. Grant. Oh, good one.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Won the Civil War. Yeah. Came back. So we're talking more about like not their actual penis. We're talking about more like who has the most swag of any president, right? Because that's what we're associating with big penis size.
Starting point is 00:25:17 But really it's random, right? So not Hoover. Not. He was a piece of shit. not harding i mean harding he was the teapot dome guy he was a bitch that was the first water warren g harding he did the teapot he did the teapot dome scandal it was basically like uh giving shady government contracts to companies without like people bidding on it it was like the biggest scandal until Watergate came along. That was in the 20s. Was Truman tall?
Starting point is 00:25:49 I don't know how tall Truman was. He was a general, right? Was he the one that was a general in World War II? That was Eisenhower. Eisenhower, yeah. That was Eisenhower. He's definitely got a hog on him. Nixon, no way. Nixon, for sure, had a small penis.
Starting point is 00:26:04 He was kind of like a... He got married because he got out the friend zone. That's his whole thing. He basically bothered her until she said yes. He's a lover. You think Clinton had a hug? Probably. It was probably big compared to the people he was sleeping with.
Starting point is 00:26:19 I mean, he was getting dome. Yeah, but he's also the president. But he had swag. He played saxophone. I mean, every saxophone player kind of has a big cock. He definitely had a big penis then. You're right. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:32 I forgot about the saxophone thing. He always had his hand in his pocket. Yeah. He's fiddling with something in there, wasn't he? What about Obama? I think Obama has a beautiful average boyfriend style penis. Yeah, like a beautiful cock.
Starting point is 00:26:49 Have you heard the phrase boyfriend penis before? No, what's that? It's just like a nice penis that you could be with for the rest of your life. Not too big, not too small. Boyfriend penis. Comfortable. Have you heard of this thing called Finsta?
Starting point is 00:27:05 Well, isn't that an app? No, I thought it was too. Catherine's like, I need you to be serious right now. Do you have a Finsta? I guess it's a fake Instagram where you could like... It's a fake Instagram where you could
Starting point is 00:27:20 I guess like you creep on people. I'm like, I have no shame. I will creep on you with my own fucking Instagram. Like, I have no shame. I will creep on you with my own fucking Instagram. I have no shame. You can look at people's shit without them knowing? It's more for you to message girls on the side without it being
Starting point is 00:27:33 in your DMs. Is it in your DMs still though? It's like a burner. It's like a burner account. People defending your honor. Yeah, Andy Frasco doesn't smoke mids.
Starting point is 00:27:48 Do you have a burner Twitter? No I just talk shit on my account. I mean what am I? You have a burner? I do it for when I look at politics shit so people don't see any of my politics jokes because I don't want people to think I'm either a liberal or
Starting point is 00:28:03 a Republican. Wow hot take. Do you have a burner account? I hate cringy... That means you for sure have a burner account for Instagram too, Nick. I already know. No, I don't.
Starting point is 00:28:16 I only have one Instagram. I don't give a fuck about that. You're talking about me having a burner account. You have a burner account. Yeah, but you... I was thinking you would for girls. I just do it so people don't see my opinions on anything.
Starting point is 00:28:28 I mean, I don't, I'm not like, what am I going to, I'm just going to like look at their profile, not, what is that? Why would that be creeping? I guess. That's what I'm saying. We're doing different things. I just have a burner, like, I just don't like musicians that like, are like trying to tell people how to vote or
Starting point is 00:28:43 you know, getting too political. I just hate that and i don't want to do that but i like to engage with that on twitter a little bit because it's kind of funny to me so i just created a burner wow hot take i'm not i know someone finds it they someone sends me their burner all i bet it's like yo i wish nick gerlach was the host of the World Saving Podcast. I show you my burner. It has nothing to do with politics. It's just me trying to get you canceled. Top seven least famous Jews
Starting point is 00:29:15 in the jam band scene. Andy Fresco. How's the band getting along on this tour? They're going well. I mean, it's going well. You know, it's like we're all like... Are y'all besties? We're on show tour. They're going well. I mean, it's going well. You know, it's like we're all like... Are y'all besties?
Starting point is 00:29:28 We're on show 90. That's good. You've had worse years than that. Yeah. I mean, this is the smallest amount of shows we've ever done
Starting point is 00:29:39 in our lives. But you're making the same amount of money or more because you're making more money. So that's good. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's good,
Starting point is 00:29:46 but it's more of where everyone is now... Well, yeah, and it's more weekend stuff. Everyone's kind of saving money because those guys are about to take four months off.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Wow. That's interesting. It's going to be interesting to see how they all process this four months off. Wow. That's interesting. It's going to be interesting to see how they all process this four months off. I wonder when they're going to start needing money. I don't know. Shane, I think, can make a lot of money around Denver doing his thing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:17 It's the other guys I worry about. Ernie, I think, is fine. I don't really get what he does. I don't know. Ernie's like, as soon as he leaves my field of vision, you could tell me he doesn't exist and I believe you. Except for his picture. I don't mean that as an insult. It's kind of a compliment. He's just so quiet.
Starting point is 00:30:34 My man just got back from Japan. He's all decked out in Japanese gear. What if he came out in full geisha? Dude, he rolled into the first day of tour with these pants that look like will smith from aladdin oh man they got crazy style in japan dude they don't look comfortable like i kind of want to fuck with it i was like damn you look so comfortable right now chang like i want i'm
Starting point is 00:30:57 trying to like live comfortably i'm like well maybe because i just feel fat so all my pants barely fit right now i'm just like i need to. Dude, I feel like such a piece of shit right now. Should we go on a weight loss journey when you get back in the fall? I'm down. I could probably lose 5 to 40 pounds. You know what it is, too? I don't know. I'm finally enjoying all this, like the fruits of my labor.
Starting point is 00:31:23 You are. I used to suffer and not eat. By the way, you're my labor. You are. I used to like suffer and like fucking not eat. By the way, you're not fat. You're still getting fat. I know, but. You have a hot girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Yeah, but it's still, you know, I don't like feeling this heavy. I've gotten fat six or seven times. I wake up feeling uncomfortable. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:44 I don't know, man. Maybe you should start smoking more cigarettes. That's the thing. That's what I'm thinking. Like, I'm kind of like healthy now. Now I'm getting fat. Maybe I need to go back to like fucking ripping Coke and doing cigs and get back to that fucking lean, mean fighting machine that was Andy Frasco. Now I'm getting a little too comfortable.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Maybe you are. Maybe you're not. I don't know, man. Maybe you're just getting older and you're just gaining weight. You're going to die soon. I don't know. I don't know either, Nick. I'm like, kind of like, this is like the hat. This is like the happiest I've ever been in my life.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Do you like my Fort Wayne hat? I was wondering what that was. You've been wearing it the last couple of weeks. Fort Wayne Wizards. Amazing baseball. Marty, what do you think about that? What do you think about, do you think happiness makes you less driven? No. It makes you fatter.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Yeah. Oh, yeah. No? I've gained weight. I don't think it affects your drive unless that was your goal to begin with I actually have a better work ethic when I'm in a good mood really?
Starting point is 00:32:51 I don't I have a better work ethic when I'm anxious and fucking angry like I want to prove something I feel like I don't have anything to prove I'm the opposite also but my mood is so because of the insomnia thing my mood is so tied to how much sleep I'm the opposite. Also, but my mood is so because of the insomnia thing, my mood is so tied to how much sleep I got the night before
Starting point is 00:33:08 that maybe that's part of it too. I got eight hours of sleep. That's why I'm more productive. I slept good last night. I had a crazy dream. I had a dream and everything. It was great. Really? What was your dream? I've been dreaming crazy shit too. I can't remember exactly what it was. I was running around
Starting point is 00:33:23 with a bunch of famous people though that I like and I can't remember who they were. All my dreams have been super weird like getting someone pregnant or just like self-sabotaging my career or just all this like
Starting point is 00:33:40 weird, just like hanging out or like hanging out with famous people and being hypocritical. I always used to say, fuck boss, and then I'm out there having drinks with Tom Brady. Those type of dreams. Do you think Tom Brady drinks?
Starting point is 00:33:55 Maybe now. What if maybe he changes his lifestyle up? Maybe he drinks the blood of teens. You know who else has changed their attitude, who I'm starting to like more? You'd like this, Marty. Kevin Durant. He's the man.
Starting point is 00:34:12 He's the man right now. He has to like him. He's an Olympic god. You forget how good he is. He's on a shitty team. He's on a shitty team. He's on a shitty team. I think he's happier when he's not the main guy. That's why he's
Starting point is 00:34:29 draining on this Olympic team. He doesn't have the pressure of being like... I don't know. I think he likes being the... I don't think this is even bad. I think he's just better when he's the second... He's not like the captain. You know what I mean? Golden State, he was amazing. I don't know. It's hard to say, though. You'll see his tweet today after Simone Biles like the captain. You know what I mean? It's like Golden State, he was amazing.
Starting point is 00:34:46 I don't know. It's hard to say, though. You'll see his tweet today after Simone Biles won the gold. What did he say? He said, I really believe Goat Biles can catch a lob and finish. Hashtag bounce. Dude, I think she can dunk. You think she can dunk?
Starting point is 00:35:03 She can definitely dunk. Well, she can definitely dunk if she's jumping off the... They should do a gymnastics thing where they have that floor. At NBA All-Star next year, they should have that floor and jump off of it and do dunks. Hold on, wait. Tell me about... What has been America's... Has America always
Starting point is 00:35:20 been fascinated with gymnastics? Or is this a new fucking thing? Everyone is going ape shit about fucking gymnastics. I think just in Olympic years. Yeah. I mean, no one cares about NCAA gymnastics. You know what I mean? Some people annoy me, though,
Starting point is 00:35:35 that talk about it like they're experts. Oh my God! You only care for two weeks every four years, and then they talk about it like they have any understanding of the technical aspect of the story and stuff like that. Those people annoy the fuck out of me. It reminds me of those people like that at the World Cup too, those soccer
Starting point is 00:35:52 dorks. I love soccer, but goddamn, there's some American soccer fans that are insufferable, dude. It's like, we get it, dude. You're so smart. You like soccer. There's only 17 rules in the game. It's not that hard to understand. It is probably the easiest sport to pick up.
Starting point is 00:36:09 I don't know if you can look this up. I think it might have the fewest rules of any sport. The other thing with soccer is they're like, I got up at 7 in the morning today to watch Real Madrid. I don't give a shit. I stay up until 3 in the morning watching fucking old 80s baseball games. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Here's a good analogy. You know, there's some, like we said before, there's some people who are good when they're the lead guy versus when they're on a team that's on a super team. Let's bring that into musicians.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Okay. Who's a... I's a I am though I'm a very good second banana say those super bands are reformed you know like that what's that Wilburys
Starting point is 00:36:57 who was like Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, Roy Orbison yeah yeah yeah. That one. It was like Neil Diamond, Barry Manilow. Barry Manilow. What is the best super group of all time? Is it that? The greatest super group?
Starting point is 00:37:18 I mean, it depends if you're like... What are you talking about? It might be them. They're the only ones that could really write a good song. But who do you think is the best second banana in a band? Slash is a good... Slash is up there. Slash.
Starting point is 00:37:33 Eccles. Slash is... Eccles. Eccles is a good fucking second man. He is. I think Slash is definitely like on the fucking Mount Rushmore of these guys, though. Trying to think of who else is like... You know, Rick, I kind of
Starting point is 00:37:48 fuck with Peter and Goose as a second fiddle. I get what you're saying. I don't know if he's on the Mount Rushmore, but... I don't know if he's on the Mount Rushmore, but I think for jam bands, I think Rick is... Or Peter is actually a really
Starting point is 00:38:04 good wingman to Rick. Yeah, because he knows his role. He knows he's not. Yeah. Or maybe like Magner. Ooh, that's a good one. Although you could argue he's the third. On Disco Biscuits?
Starting point is 00:38:20 You could argue he's the three man. I don't know. Whose band is it? It's, I don't know, man. is it? I don't know, man. Barber? I feel like it's Barber's band. I just did his podcast. It comes out, I think, this week. It was so weird.
Starting point is 00:38:34 So long. I love that. Brian May. Arguably the greatest rock... Damn, that's a good one. Arguably the greatest rock guitar tone of all time. You know he's an astrophysicist, too? Oh, I didn't know that. He has a doctorate in nuclear...
Starting point is 00:38:50 That's something crazy that I don't even know. I wouldn't even know how to get started talking about it. He's up there. I mean, he has iconic guitar solos. People who don't even listen to rock music know those guitar solos. Like, you know, We Will Rock You, all that shit.
Starting point is 00:39:05 He's up there. They're all guitar players. Harrison. George Harrison. I love George Harrison, but he's not number two. He's number three. Or do you think John and Paul McCartney are... I think John and Paul split that one. Okay, fair enough. Who do you prefer?
Starting point is 00:39:21 Lennon or McCartney? Andy, you go first and then Marty. I like Paul's songs more than I like John's songs. Okay, Marty? I like Paul because I think Lennon just kind of sucks when I see old interviews of him. You're both cool. Whoa. Oh, like you're...
Starting point is 00:39:39 Hold on. Hold on. What do you mean? You're judging him because of his character? There's just no way I would have wanted to hang out with him. Oh my god. If he was alive right now, he'd be like
Starting point is 00:39:52 a cringelord, TikTok, fake liberal guy who's also banging seven girls. It'll come out three years later that he was hitting some girl. Dude, he was not a great guy. I think one of his sons doesn't even talk to him.
Starting point is 00:40:09 Hold on. Obviously, he doesn't talk to him. He died in 1980. John Lennon would be a social media social justice warrior now that is completely insufferable. And then something would come out about him three years into it.
Starting point is 00:40:25 But he'd's so famous, no one would care, just like now. Paul McCartney seems like a good guy. George Michael is my favorite guy in that band. I do like George Michael. He seems like a good guy, too. Volume.com, it is the best live streaming company in the
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Starting point is 00:41:10 You get the numbers on that. Because also, the great thing about volume is they give you all, everyone who signs up for your profile, they're giving you the data. How many companies actually give you the data of the stuff that you deserve? I mean, these are your fans. You deserve this data. You deserve the emails. It's not like we're just throwing it into the abyss like every other
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Starting point is 00:41:49 I guess I'm next, guys. If you got a dream, follow it with volume.com. My first day, literally. Is it hot as fuck? It is literally. Oh, it is? It's like 92 degrees. It's 99 here.
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Starting point is 00:42:15 We did it. Dude, you could buy me lunch one of these days. I will do that. We're trying to... Volume, if you're hiring Another part time guy For anything Let me know
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Starting point is 00:42:43 Seven more shows in a row. Ladies and gentlemen, where else are we playing? Next week, we just played Nantucket. We played Baltimore. We played Long Island when this podcast came out.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Is Hampton's really Long Island? Is that where I'm at right now? It's on the end of it. I like Strong Island. We stayed in Islandia last night. Some real... Long Island feels like the Midwest of the East Coast. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:43:16 I don't know. It's a lot richer. I don't know, man. Middle Long Island's not that well off. Oh, true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't think about that. Everyone kind of looks like Billy Joel out here. Really?
Starting point is 00:43:29 A little bit. Is he from there? Is that where he's from? I thought he was from Pennsylvania. I think he's from Long Island, isn't he? Yeah, I think he grew up in the Bronx, but he's definitely a big Long Island guy. Oh, that's right, because I always think he's from Pennsylvania because he has that song, Allentown. Hey, Marty.
Starting point is 00:43:44 That's crazy. He has so many more songs about New York. Yeah, you're right. Hey, Marty, be honest. When you got back from that show, the last show at Madison Square Garden, you said, babe, come to the bedroom. You turned on Vienna, put a candle on, and you just had a good cry.
Starting point is 00:44:03 And you made love. I actually blacked out at the bar afterwards. Hey, hey, hey, hey. In Marty's defense, that is true. Billy Joel fashion. That is Billy Joel as fuck. Doesn't he have like
Starting point is 00:44:21 six DUIs? They're all pre-Uber though. He has more DUIs than he has children. Are you kidding? How many DUIs does Billy Joel have? Like five, for real. But they're all pre-Uber, which is like if you get one after Uber,
Starting point is 00:44:39 that's kind of embarrassing. I like your map of the world behind you. Oh, thanks. Oh, his. Not you, Marty. The guy with the giant map of the world behind him. He's the guy you've been looking at for a while. I actually never charged with a DUI,
Starting point is 00:44:57 but he's been in three... Oh, yeah, he's rich. ...alcohol-related car accidents. Right, so he's rich. I mean, he's America's songwriter. If you bring fucking Billy Joel in to fucking get a DUI,
Starting point is 00:45:13 then shame on you. I'm sorry. Rich people should get special privileges. Yeah. I can't believe Justin Timberlake got charged with a DUI. It must have been a young cop. He's not cool, though. Yeah, the cop didn't know
Starting point is 00:45:26 who he was, remember? Timberlake is cool. I think he's pretty cool. I think he's extremely corny. I think there's a 30% chance he was wearing a fedora when he got a DUI. Shut the fuck up, Nick. First guy in history to get
Starting point is 00:45:41 a DUI wearing a denim fedora. Speaking of fucking oh man Corey Feldman opened for fucking Limp Bizkit oh I love him can we get him on the pod probably after what I saw from that show we could probably for sure get anything we want from Corey Feldman
Starting point is 00:46:00 he's pretty interesting though when he talks about being a child star and stuff he says a lot of stuff went on I don't know Maybe we can ask him The whole scene was crazy It felt like he tried to be like Yeah but like
Starting point is 00:46:16 90's Rock and roll Michael Jackson Man he was so good Those movies he's in You know who else was on that tour? Riff Raff He's also fucking awesome Michael Jackson. Man, he was so good. Those movies he's in, Goonies, Stan Lee. You know who else was on that tour? Riff Raff. He's also fucking awesome.
Starting point is 00:46:30 I liked Riff. Dude, he's got a fucking vibe to him. His song Dolce & Gabbana is one of my favorite songs of the 2010s. Billy Joel level? You are so from fucking Louisiana, Mark. Do you like Master P? Haiti, Texas, I'm pretty sure. Do you love Master P?
Starting point is 00:46:53 Master P was a little before my time. I mean, yes, but I'm not huge. Master P lived in my hometown of Fort Wayne when I was a kid because he played... You know he's really good at basketball? Yeah, yeah. His son played at USC. No, he played... You know he's really good at basketball? Yeah. His son played at USC. He played a year for the Fort Wayne Fury in the CBA.
Starting point is 00:47:09 I never saw him or anything. Isn't that funny? He had to go live in Fort Wayne for a year. His son was good. Lil Romeo. He got into USC partly. He was pretty good, but remember he wasn't that good at USC. The story is he got in there because he's best friends with DeMar DeRozan.
Starting point is 00:47:26 So they're like, so Master said, I'll serve you up DeMar DeRozan on a platter, but you got to sign Lil Romeo too. But it's like, I really doubt he had to, I doubt they gave him a scholarship. His dad probably just paid 80 grand. You know what I'm saying? And why would you have Lil Romeo on your team? It's like,
Starting point is 00:47:41 it's cool. It's good for the, you know, it makes you look cool. I mean, they had Bronny. I wonder how he and DeMar became friends. Did you see De' Romeo on your team? It's cool. It's good for the... It makes you look cool. I mean, they had Bronny. I wonder how he and DeMar became friends. Did you see DeMar from Compton? I don't know. Pretty sure he went to Compton High. Lil' Romeo went... I mean, but Lil' Romeo was a rapper.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Bow Wow was kind of a dope basketball player, too. Bow Wow was a good kid rapper. What's he doing now? Now he's just Bow Wow. Wasn't he in Air Bud or something? Wasn't Bow Wow's a good kid rapper. What's he doing now? Now he's just Bow Wow. Wasn't he in like Air Bud or something? Wasn't Bow Wow in Air Bud? Like Mike. Like Mike. Oh, like Mike.
Starting point is 00:48:11 Yeah, that would be kind of fucked. Air Bud didn't have him. It had that golden retriever. Yeah, yeah, true. I did an air trivia question what a recap of Johnstown music festival I'm telling you dude what a fucking
Starting point is 00:48:30 it being like a biker biker town Marty look up Johnstown what they're famous for I think it's like like Hell's Angels or like one of those New York or Pennsylvania
Starting point is 00:48:47 Fentanyl Johnstown Pennsylvania Dude Johnstown Pennsylvania famous for I've played there a few times On tours Honestly I love Pittsburgh And I love that pitcher they got It just like revitalized that whole area.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Don't get Marty started on him. Don't get Marty started on Paul Skeens. You know he loves him. You love that dude. Yeah, I love that guy. Oh, yeah. I forgot. He's an LSU kid.
Starting point is 00:49:15 I can't believe how – He's dating that gymnastic girl, right? Yeah, Libby Dunn. He was up Libby Dunn before Baby Gronk. Well, technically after. Oh, yeah, after. You're right. He warmed her up. He did it better. He was up Libby Dunn Before Baby Gronk Technically after Oh yeah after He did it better But Paul Skeens
Starting point is 00:49:30 Actually Marty shared a picture of him with Randy Johnson The other day I did not realize he's like 6'8 Cause he was like almost as tall as Randy Johnson What a scary motherfucker That guy is Dude Randy Johnson looks like a dude Who was like You'd hired a hitman was like, you'd hire
Starting point is 00:49:45 a hitman to kill your boss or something. I think Randy Johnson's like, I mean, I'm not good at baseball, but if I was, it'd be the guy I would least want to face. That'd be my pick. He killed a bird. Think about
Starting point is 00:50:01 if Randy Johnson's wife was just flirting with you and you didn't know it was Randy Johnson's wife That's a big dick guy by the way That guy That guy will smush I think he'd kill me with his hog I think he'd just start slapping my head And I'd be unconscious through that hog
Starting point is 00:50:17 Is Paul Skeen going to pull off the rare feat of winning the Cy Young His rookie year I hope he is I have it at 12-1. What is it now? Hold on. You bet at 12-1 that he was going to win right from the bat? Yeah, and now it's at like
Starting point is 00:50:33 1.5-1 or something like that. Oh, wow. How much did you bet, Marty? Like $100. Oh, so you'll make $1,200. Hopefully. Did you see that bet? I might take the bet that So he'll make $1,200. Hopefully. Did you see that bet? I might take the bet that plus $3,000
Starting point is 00:50:51 that Brawny scores over 25 points in a game. It is pretty tight that LeBron's playing with his kid. It'd be cool to be in a band with your son. Think of the Partridge family. It's the second coolest father-son thing. The Griffey's, obviously,
Starting point is 00:51:05 is way cooler. What about bands? What band? Oh, I guess a lot of them. When one of them, when someone dies. Yeah, like, what's a Wolfgang? Oh, God. What band was it that... Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Sublime. But his dad's not in the band. Oh, you're saying at the same time. I don't know of any because dads don't... I don't think it's the same. When fathers are involved, it's never typically a good thing. Yeah, they're usually the manager.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Yeah, that's true. But the Griffys is definitely the coolest father-son thing ever because Ken Griffey was a badass. There wasn't any weird, they took him in the 75th round. He was a fucking badass, and his dad was a fucking badass. And they played together in the Mariners. I saw something in the high school or the college where a lot of these fucking basketball players' kids are badasses.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Carmelo Anthony's kid is a badass. Trevor Ariza's kid is a fucking stud. Boozers. Got two of them. The twins are fucking studs. I mean, think about it. They have their DNA and their money and the training and the experience of knowing what it takes. Right.
Starting point is 00:52:20 That's going to be you, Marty. That's going to be you, Marty. You're our son. We're going to be... It's all nepotism. It's going to be you, Marty. That's going to be you, Marty. You're our son. We're going to make you a fucking music genius. You'll be crying to fucking... You'll be crying to fish in no time. We're going to get him a drum machine for Christmas. We're going to get him a drum machine.
Starting point is 00:52:36 You're going to be the next great DJ. That would be like... Would that be like a... If I got... So let's say a drum machine is like 400 bucks. Is that like a seventh day of Hanukkah present? A fourth day of Hanukkah present? All right, we're done here.
Starting point is 00:52:48 Thanks for... Don't they get more valuable as you go through the time? Hot take, I never really did a full week of Hanukkah. I normally only got presents on Christmas Eve. And when my parents had the Hanukkah party, I got a present. So I only got presents twice. Okay, so that was your Italian side with the holidays.
Starting point is 00:53:11 My mom got lazy as she got older, so she just started giving us money. That's fair. So I just got a fat stack of cash. A gift certificate to anywhere in the United States? She normally throws me like 500 bucks. No, I'm just saying cash. Cash is like a gift certificate. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. to anywhere in the United States? She normally throw him like 500 bucks. No, I'm just saying cash. Cash is like a gift certificate.
Starting point is 00:53:27 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's pretty tight, though. I did one year. I like money. She did. One year, she got us tickets to Coldplay, and I cried. Because you were happy or sad?
Starting point is 00:53:40 Shut the fuck up. I was happy. Coldplay's one of those bands I used to know. They're kind of growing on me. Coldplay rules. That first album's pretty They're kind of growing on me Coldplay rules That first album's pretty banging They're growing on me Chris Martin
Starting point is 00:53:48 I'm not sure Oh did you see fucking Homie Chris Martin Brought out a homie From Back to the Future To do a solo That was badass That was cool
Starting point is 00:53:56 I feel like he might have Not like in the Beating women thing But like He's got a little Like John Lennon to him No No no no
Starting point is 00:54:03 I don't think so I think he's a good guy Alright I think he's a good guy. I think he's a good guy. Who did he date? He dated... He married someone. Gwyneth Paltrow. I don't like her. Didn't she make a candle that
Starting point is 00:54:16 she said smells like a vagina? Yeah, get over yourself. You could tell that he was not the problem in the relationship. Yeah, obviously. I mean, she's a nepo baby. Why? Who was her parent? Blythe Danner is her mom and her dad's some other guy.
Starting point is 00:54:33 Ooh, hot take. Her mom's the mom in Meet the Parents. I mean, half of Hollywood's like that. I'm not mad at it. I think it's kind of... People get... Like, me and Marty actually were talking about this. On the way to that Rockies game we went to
Starting point is 00:54:46 about how people get all mad at nepotism and how fucking pointless it is. You want parents not to give their kids the best? That's the whole point. It's to give your kid the best life possible. You know what I'm saying? The people are young and M.I. are the same people who their parent
Starting point is 00:55:04 probably asked their kid to be the gig. Yeah, they know the gig. No, like, yeah. Or like, you know, my dad wanted me to be a real estate broker. Yeah, obviously. My dad wanted me to get any job I could
Starting point is 00:55:21 and get out of his house. Yeah. Like his dad before him. What about you, Marty? Did your parents, when you told them that you're going to be a podcast star, they just said, hell yeah? I kind of made the transition during COVID when I got laid off. So my dad was like, okay, at least you're doing something.
Starting point is 00:55:41 I can't believe you got fired from Barstool. That's so crazy. I think it was more of a layoff. Not a layoff, but over COVID, I had a very unfulfilling marketing job in Shreveport, Louisiana. I was let go.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Oh, I didn't know that. Marty will never fire you. You can leave whenever you want. When you're over talking about jam bands and people's hogs, you can leave whenever you want When you're over talking about jam bands And people's hogs You can leave whenever you want The door is always open for you to leave Are you our guy? You're our guy
Starting point is 00:56:14 I mean he has to be He's being paid to be our guy now There I am Marty Alright guys I gotta go to sound check We have an early show today We start at 7.30 tonight. Outside?
Starting point is 00:56:28 Inside. It's just, it's crazy. This town's wild. They charged like 75 bucks a ticket. Some guy. It's a 200 cap. It's like, what are you? Some guy DM'd me on Instagram about your show tonight,
Starting point is 00:56:43 and he asked if I was going to be there. He said he's bringing a bachelor party of like 20 guys. That's right. I just got that text too. Okay. Well, Marty, thanks for being part of the crew. Welcome on board of the World Sand Podcast. We had to introduce our guy on the first episode. I think he's going to be good.
Starting point is 00:57:01 I like Marty. I like Marty. I like Marty. Shut the fuck up alright guys stay happy, stay inspired next week we have G-Love on the show which is going to be a fun one
Starting point is 00:57:13 I always love running Mr. Glove I can't wait to see him in a couple days coming out to our show we're playing the Cape Cod tomorrow or no, in two days can't wait to see him. And then next week, there's still shows left. What are my tour dates, Marty?
Starting point is 00:57:30 I got my computer. I don't have my computer with me. I think next week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Oh, Thursday, we're playing Dewey Beach. Or Wednesday, we're playing Dewey Beach. Thursday off. Friday, we are... Don't tell me. Let me guess. Wednesday, Dewey Beach,
Starting point is 00:57:48 Friday we're playing in, I can't remember, what's Friday? Outer Banks. Outer Banks, oh yeah, Greenfield Amphitheater. First time headlining the Greenfield Amphitheater. That's the 10th, that's in Wilmington.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Oh, so the 9th is Outer Banks. We're the 311 after party. Oh, dude, I'm going to go see Nick Hexum in person. Come original. You got to come original. Dude, that dude's hot as fuck. I'm going to be like, hello, Mr. Hexum. Are they coming to...
Starting point is 00:58:19 Did they already come to Denver? Maybe they did. I think they're on their way, or maybe they already did. And then on the 22nd we're doing a live pod at the Big What Festival together. Oh yeah. You're doing that. We're doing the live pod and Nick McDaniels, the Big Something's Big What out there.
Starting point is 00:58:36 Come and watch us talk shit. And then starts the pigeons playing ping pong. Hey, Marty, you going to come out to Pier 17 show in New York? I'm going to do my best. I think I'm trying to get pulled somewhere else. Fired. He's fired if he doesn't play.
Starting point is 00:58:52 I don't want to go to a show. I don't want to go to a show at all. It is Labor Day weekend, to be fair. Oh, yeah, it is Labor Day. That's what it is. I have a wedding. You're going to Jersey. No, Vermont, actually. Vermont's tight. I love Vermont. Hey,. You're going to Jersey. No, Vermont, actually.
Starting point is 00:59:06 Vermont's tight. I love Vermont. Hey, if you're going to that festival, if you're going to that festival, people, I'm going to be there the whole weekend. Andy's leaving after the first day. I'm hanging the whole weekend to do Artists at Large. Yes. Do not put any fentanyl in his cocaine. I need him around. Don't give me cocaine unless
Starting point is 00:59:21 I really, really am begging for it. I'm just kidding. And then the first... him around. Don't give me cocaine unless I really, really am begging for it. I'm just kidding. Alright, guys. Let me tell people about my fish after party. I'm doing a fish after party on September 1st at Cervantes. Ooh. Fish after party? Prince Tribute.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Oh, you're on that Prince Tribute show at Cervantes? I do it every year. It's fucking awesome, actually. It's really fun. Yeah. Casey Russell and the whole crew? It's me. The horn section's me and Benny. Benny Bloom from Lettuce. Yeah, so that'd be cool. All right, guys. I love you. Stay
Starting point is 00:59:54 happy. Stay inspired. Be whoever you want to be every day. Life is too short not to be whoever you want to be. You want to gain 20 pounds and feel bad about yourself every day? Fucking do it. But do you want to make a change and say, 20 pounds and feel bad about yourself every day? Fucking do it. But do you want to make a change and say, you know what?
Starting point is 01:00:07 I have gained a little bit of weight this last couple of months. I've been eating a little bit too many Philly cheese sandwiches because I've been enjoying the success of my career lately. And now I am ready to go back and jog and get a sweat on and get back to my heroin chic that I always loved having in my body.
Starting point is 01:00:29 Right, Nick? You like me when I'm just frail. I like you when you're skinny and weak. Yeah, me too. I'm sad. All right. I'm sad and frail and dehydrated. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:43 Yeah. Gay, kissing all your bandmates. Gay, kissing all your bandmates. Gay, kissing all my bandmates. You've been kissing Floyd? Floyd doesn't really let me kiss him anymore. Which sucks. But on stage, I'll get a couple. But he's also, I think he's kind of jealous I have a girlfriend.
Starting point is 01:01:01 I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true either.'t think that's true either uh but i like to imagine it in my head that he might be all right we're done all right guys i love you be safe and uh we'll catch you next week with g love you tuned in to the world's podcast with andy fresco thank you for listening to this episode produced by Andy Fresco, Joe Angelo and Chris Lawrence. We need you to help us save the world
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