Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - EP 282: Nick, Marty, & Andy (Flood City Music Festival Recap)
Episode Date: August 6, 2024Expect the usual lunacy one finds in an episode devoted to Nick & Andy talking at each other for an hour straight on such topics you've come to love: which sport features the largest of hogs and wheth...er Andy should talk about his new comedian girlfriend on the podcast... but now sprinkle in a healthy dose of Marty and you got yourself a helluva morning cocktail for your drive to work! Friendly reminder: there's NO need to ever compliment Andrew Jackson (that fools got small hog energy) And guess what... now you can see a cool dog by the name of Denzel should you choose to watch this episode *exclusively* on Volume.com... now in color! Generally speaking, we are psyched to partner up with our buddies at Volume.com! Check out their roster of upcoming live events and on-demand shows to enrich that sweet life of yours. Call, leave a message, and tell us if you think one can get addicted to mushrooms: (720) 996-2403 Check out our new album!, L'Optimist on all platforms Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For more information on Andy Frasco, the band and/or the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com Check out our good friends that help us unwind and sleep easy while on the road and at home: dialedingummies.com Produced by Andy Frasco, Joe Angelhow, & Chris Lorentz Audio mix by Chris Lorentz Featuring: Arno Bakker
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Andy Frasco's World's Same Podcast.
I'm Andy Frasco.
How's your heart?
How's your mind?
Are you staying out of trouble?
Hot on location from the Hamptons, baby.
I'm in the Hamptons, Nick.
You are?
Are you going to run into Charles Dolan?
No.
Does he live in the Hamptons?
I assume.
They got to have a house there.
I mean, they own the sphere.
We're playing at Stephen's Talk House tonight.
It's like real fancy.
There's pictures on the wall of everyone who's played here.
It's like Springsteen, fucking Dylan, Frasco.
I'm on the wall.
I thought Springsteen was Mr. Blue Collar.
What's he doing in the Hamptons?
Shut the fuck up, Nick. I hate that guy so much. Why do I thought Springsteen was Mr. Blue Collar. What's he doing in the Hamptons? Shut the fuck up, Nick.
I hate that guy so much.
Why do you hate Springsteen?
I like some of his songs.
First of all, I just think he's sort of just kind of a bullshit guy.
He acts like he's Mr. Blue Collar.
He's got a podcast with Obama.
He's rich as fuck.
He's got some good songs.
If I was like a 55-year-old white lady,
I'd probably be obsessed with him.
You know what I mean?
Because they all are.
You know, he's obviously pretty successful.
He did something right.
But let's can the blue collar act.
Well, you know, what is blue collar?
I think it's hardworking.
That's true.
I don't know if it's having a podcast with Obama.
But anyway, that's a great way to start the fucking episode.
Yeah, well, we have a producer now,
Marty, who's watching our every second
just in case we fuck up.
Say hi to the crowd, Marty.
What's up, fellas?
He's the mincey thing.
First time, long time.
First time that I'm sitting in
with you guys, so I'm pumped.
Hell yeah, dude.
I can't wait.
You wore your Philadelphia Suns hat.
Yeah, I had to do that to him.
Or Phoenix Suns.
I hate that we're in the same state and I can't hang out with you.
I know, it's bullshit.
It's still like six hours though, right?
Isn't it kind of far to get to the Hamptons?
Yeah, I also hate it there.
Yeah, it seems like it's all the worst people in America in one
place, basically. There's no cell
service. What?
Yeah, it's crazy, and you can't get
Ubers. I don't understand it as
a place at all. I did meet my fiance there, though.
That's good, but why are
they so rich, but they don't have good cell
service or Uber? Well, they don't need Ubers. They have
drivers, I guess. Fucking beats me, dude.
No idea. They have town cars coming to pick their They have drivers, I guess. Fucking beats me, dude. No idea. They have town cars coming
to pick their ass up instead, I guess.
I don't know.
It doesn't feel that rich out here,
to be honest. Well, that's because you're
with your band.
Last time we were here, though,
the fan base, they flew in,
they drove in from New York. You can tell between
the jam banders and
the people who just started window shopping
and saw that there's a guy with a Jew
playing the piano on the fucking marquee.
There's no Jews in the Hamptons, that's for sure.
I'm on tour.
I just got back.
It's been going great.
We start our first...
We're doing all the rich towns this week
We're doing the Hamptons
We're doing Nantucket
We're doing Dewey Beach
Then we're doing all the cool cities
Which I like too
Or Baltimore
I love Baltimore
For some reason I fucking love Baltimore
Baltimore rules dude
Crab cakes, football
What's that?
What do they say
crab cakes and football
no it's like from that movie
what movie is that from
no idea
wedding crashers
but it's been good
I went on the crew trip
I've changed my
flight and hung out with the crew for three days
I know I saw that.
You went to Limp Bizkit, right?
Right, I went to Limp Bizkit.
It's so funny how we were talking about going to Limp Bizkit,
and then you realize I was like, I had the opportunity to go.
We were in the pit.
I've never seen so many 36-year-old men just fucking living in the moment, dude.
Really?
How'd they look?
How were their beards?
Everyone had a tribal tattoo
and every girl was named Amanda.
That's so funny.
My first girlfriend in high school
was actually named Amanda.
That makes sense.
Yeah, I'm kind of white trash,
so it checks out, right?
But it was fun.
We went to the lake.
We chilled out
and now we're on the road
We were at Johnstown Festival last week
Which was dope
Did you see Maggie?
I saw Maggie
And I saw Daniel Donato
Those guys have been working hard
They're on show 110 this year, dude
What?
That's Frasco numbers
I know
That's Frasco numbers
I'm impressed But also I'm worried about him.
I feel sometimes...
Why? They're young.
Sometimes...
They're more sober.
But Daniel Donato, sometimes,
you'll see how far of a thousand-mile
stair he has.
And that's how I know he needs to go to bed.
Sometimes that...
He takes a lot of acid, so it's like
sometimes he'll just take a little too much
Oh god yeah
I did not know that about him
I think it's real
I remember our first interview
Are you a cop? Are you a narc?
No that shit's real
I think he just took a lot of acid
In the last couple years
And sometimes he forgets to sleep
But he has a girlfriend
And I'm impressed
He's like so happy
I don't know I didn't see pictures
I didn't ask her
I'm like you have a girlfriend
Let me see a picture of her
She wasn't with him
They're on show 100
Everyone wants to make the money
And get the fuck out of there
Yeah I guess so How was Maggie's band though? How'd they sound? They're on show 100. Everyone wants to make the money and get the fuck out of there.
Yeah, I guess so.
How was Maggie's band, though? How'd they sound?
How did you get to see her?
Maggie keeps getting better and better.
Yeah, she's in good spirits.
Her parents were there, so her parents loved...
They're all side stays.
I mean, that festival, Johnstown, is really fucking cool.
It's like, I was worried.
I was worried because at first it was like,
oh, is anyone going to show up?
And then we headlined.
There was fucking 3,000 people
fucking ready to see us play,
and they're all stoked.
I'm like, let's fucking go to Johnstown.
I'm feeling good.
Oh, there was that many?
It was that big of a festival?
Yeah, 3,000.
Were you the headliner?
I think we were around more than...
Yeah, I was headlined.
I was closed out.
The first night was Maggie, Daniel, then me.
And then the second night,
there was two other bands and then
Cool Cool Cool's
Adrian Ballou, Jerry Harrison,
that Talking Heads thing.
But Johnstown was a blast.
We had a blast over there.
There was no hot girls.
It was all older people,
but I still fuck with them.
It was really cool.
Oh, it's like,
people have been complaining
that all the festivals
and concerts are filled
with people in their
30s and 40s now.
Have you seen that?
Because that's all
you can afford.
That's all people can afford
these fucking festivals.
Exactly.
I was like,
well, that's what happens
when it's,
yeah, dude,
everything's getting
too expensive.
I know, like, what are they going to, dude, everything's getting too expensive. I know.
What are they going to do?
It's like no one has jobs
and everything is expensive.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
Hopefully the new president will fix everything.
That's usually what happens, right?
I think we're fucked, dude.
I think we need to start doing
cheaper tickets.
Yeah, that part of it.
I thought you were talking about a macro level,
like the entire government's fucked.
I don't understand inflation.
If no one's making money, how can you ask for more money?
I don't know.
I don't get it either.
It's just one of those things that I'm not even sure it's real sometimes.
I don't know.
I'm not like a fine expert.
I've been playing college football 2K for like two weeks. What the fuck do I know about inflation?
Have you been
watching the Olympics at all?
Are you in too busy? Yeah, I've been watching the Olympics.
Yeah, I like it a lot.
I watch it during the day and then I like the
primetime version. Even though I'm like re-watching
some of the stuff, it's kind of
dramatic. It's kind of cool.
Did you see the shit about the opening ceremony,
Marty? Did you see that? You've been a little not traveling.
Have you seen that shit?
Everybody's mad about the opening ceremony
because the French had a bunch of drag queens
reenact the Last Supper or the Feast of Dionysus.
Yeah, I think it's a hilarious thing to get mad about,
like, of all things.
And, like, the people that say that,
oh, I'm not going to watch anymore,
it's like, if that's going to keep you from watching something that you wanted to watch,
you're just such a different person than I am.
Explain this to me.
What happened?
What happened?
Okay, so the French are weird, right?
We all know this.
They make weird art.
It's what they do.
They challenge you psychologically with their art.
They've been doing this for hundreds of years.
They fuck each other a lot.
They do weird stuff, okay?
So during the opening ceremony, they're doing all this stuff about
Greek history and the
French Revolution, which is actually probably the most
badass thing the French ever did. But
they had this one part where it was a
bunch of drag queens, and it looks like the Last Supper,
but apparently it's supposed to be a reference to
the feast of this Greek
god Dionysius, and there's like kids
there, you know, guys got their balls out.
But that's kind of what the Greeks did, to be be fair they were they were weird too yeah they were representing the
ancient greek gods but uh it looked kind of like the last supper and the christian crowd didn't
love it right because like guess what christians have a lot of copyright infringement in the
bible i mean like you know like all those things mix into one thing. There's so many stories that
cross over from religion to religion.
Anyway, a bunch of Christians here got really mad
at it, and they're like, we're gonna boycott,
and they're like, you know, they're saying the devil's
running the Olympics. You know how they get. Everything's
satanic now and weird. The 80s are back.
Why do you,
why are the Christians,
why are the Christians so fucking intense
with everything they deal with?
Well, I think they're the white women of religion.
So, like, you know how white women get offended the most?
You know how white women...
God damn it, I laughed at myself.
You know how white women are the first people to get mad at a comedian making a black joke?
Yeah.
Because they don't have any real problems, you know, like, on a macro scale.
yeah because because they don't have any real problems you know like on a macro scale i was just saying when i see what the christian crowd like has to be mad at it's like try being a jew
on tiktok exactly right and that's kind of my point like the least oppressed people are always
the first people to get offended i have never never seen one Mexican immigrant get mad at anything in my life.
Do you think Jesus is the most famous Jew of all time?
I don't know.
Woody Allen?
Woody Allen?
Or Jesus?
Woody Allen or Jesus?
Ooh, Sandy Koufax?
Hey, Marty, Google famous Jews.
No, just Google famous people actually
I think that'll cover it
Okay, that's Albert Einstein
Fairly famous
Oh, that's a famous Jew
I mean
Is he like
Yeah, that's a famous
He's Jewish I mean, he's a famous... Oppenheimer.
He's pretty impactful.
What other famous Jews are there, Marty?
He was literally impactful.
I was going to throw out... We've got Seth Rogen's a big one.
Seth Rogen.
It's just funny to go from Jesus to Oppenheimer to Seth Rogen.
Let's see.
Who's that red-headed third baseman for the Dodgers?
Justin Turner.
Yeah, yeah.
Justin Turner is Jewish?
I thought so. Oh, Adam Sandler.
Oh, he's a good one.
Sandler's a good one.
What about... No, there was a guy
with the last name green on the Dodgers that had red hair.
I don't know. Whatever.
That's a good, fun fun game I've been hanging out
With Catherine
Oh you know
I've been kind of
Talking to Catherine
A lot lately
I think
Yeah I know
I think it's actually
I think it's actually
Going really well
I approve of her actually
I like her
I think this might work out
But she always
She always reminds me
Before I go to bed
she says just remember
I'm more famous than you are
is she?
I don't know
I don't think she is
I think she has more Instagram followers
but I think you get recognized more
oh yeah
it kills her
when I get recognized more than her
she's hotter though though, and she
might end up being more famous than you because
comedians, the thing with comedians is
just them up there. You know what I mean?
That's true. And she's a beautiful blonde
woman.
Marty, I kind of have a girlfriend,
dude. Andy's gay.
Wait, you're dating? I'm dating Catherine, I think. Bl's gay. Wait, you're dating?
I'm dating
Catherine, I think. Blanford.
She's going to hate that we're talking about
this on the podcast. Oh yeah, comedians
hate when you talk about them.
I wanted to FaceTime her.
She's in Lexington
right now. That's where she's from,
right? I love
kind of dating a girl
who's more busy than you are.
I know. I was just about to say that.
If there's one woman out there
that can understand your schedule, it's her.
Oh my God. It's fucking awesome.
She might be traveling more than you this year.
Yeah, every weekend.
But she stays in one town for four days.
I know. That's like the dream right there.
Jazz musicians do that. That's kind of dream right there. Jazz musicians do that.
That's kind of the jazz musician.
If you're a touring jazz guy, you just go to like the Jazz Kitchen in India and you do two nights.
And you play four shows.
That's the dream right there.
Right.
I like these beach towns.
I like playing in all these beach towns because everyone's kind of like, you know, they're all like kind of like successful people, attractive.
But they're also like not working.
So it's like you kind of see their actual personality and not like the alpha male personality, you know?
Oh, right, right.
Do you ever ask them where they went to college?
Yeah.
And it's always Penn or Harvard or Yale.
All these like big old.
Yeah.
Like I've been getting these random text messages
from Ryan Felipe.
I know. I forgot he likes you.
He's like,
four days, brother, until I get to see you.
I'm like, shit, I forgot he lives in Dewey Beach.
He looks great.
Dude, he's looking buff, dude.
He's got to have a cock, too, on him.
His upper body is crazy
for being like 50 or however old he is. Dude, you think he's got a have a cock too on him His upper body is crazy For being like 50 or however old he is
Dude
You think he's got a cock on him?
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know if he has a big cock
Who's got the biggest hog in accounting?
Accounting?
Like anyone who's in finance
Who do you think has a hog?
Do you think Warren Buffett has a hog?
No way.
If he had a big hog,
he wouldn't be that driven to have billions of dollars
because he's like...
Guys with big hogs,
they don't need to be that rich.
They have huge dicks.
They already have the confidence.
It's like the same thing.
Two billion dollars is basically an 11-inch penis.
You know what I'm saying?
It gives you the same amount of confidence.
So I would say
probably salesmen
because they get paid on commission.
So it's like a lot of like bravado.
What sport do you think is the biggest
cocks? Definitely NBA, right?
Nah, I think baseball.
Baseball? They have like
5'8 fucking Cubans.
I don't know they got swag man
it takes a lot
of big cock energy
I don't think LeBron has a big cock
I actually seen the indent of it
Oh my god you're such an indent guy
but you don't know it can go past the indent too
the indent can be like 3 quarters of the way down.
Also, he's playing
basketball, all the blood's rushing
to his hands and his head.
God, I love LeBron so much.
Dude, it's been...
I think they're really changing
his PR with him being the
captain of this basketball team.
Oh, yeah. Finally, he can get some good PR.
His whole life is good PR.
No, everyone hates LeBron.
No, only dorks hate LeBron, right?
Hate? I guess like...
I mean, I will admit he's one of the corniest
people ever. I am a fan of him as a basketball
player and somewhat of a
person. I think he's a good guy, but
he's definitely
has the personality of a soccer mom
in some ways. You know what I mean by that?
Soccer mom, the right word.
Or like a Karen.
Not a Karen because he doesn't bitch.
He doesn't try to get other people in trouble.
He does flop, I guess.
He fires every coach.
He's had eight different coaches.
Maybe he's just had a lot of bad coaches.
What if Bans had coaches?
Everything he posts sucks.
Oh, yeah. Here he is,
Marty. He hates
LeBron.
His social media presence
though. Agree. As a huge
LeBron fan, here's the thing
about me. I love LeBron, but I also kind of
agree with most of the haters, except
for when it's about basketball.
Most of the hate stuff from basketball
was from when he couldn't win a championship
when he was only 27. I think he's basically
done everything you can do.
You can't argue him as a player.
I also don't think he's better than Michael Jordan.
I'm not a LeBronza GOAT guy.
He's just my favorite.
Also, he won a championship for my favorite team.
I'm not one of those Cleveland
fans. Some Cleveland fans hate him
because he left after winning the championship.
But I think he earned the right to leave
by winning the championship.
And also, that was Kyrie's fault.
Who would be the LeBron James of the music industry?
So what do we got here?
We need like a Nepo.
Like we need someone that was like a freak,
not a Nepo baby,
but like someone who's like a freak talent, very young.
Who's not the GOAT.
If you're not right there. He's right there.
What about Taz is kind of
maybe Taz.
He's too young.
Oh yeah. So we need someone
old Joe Bonamassa.
I don't think so.
He was a prodigy.
It's got to be a prodigy.
What about like Trey?
Yeah, maybe.
Because, you know, he's not the greatest songwriter,
but he's like the greatest musician.
He's not even like, he's like a medium songwriter.
So I don't think that's a very good thing.
But he is like the second best jam banger.
Oh, I have it.
I have it.
Springsteen.
There we go.
I had that on there.
Is he a prodigy?
You had that on deck?
Yeah, I was thinking it.
Springsteen or Billy Joel?
Oh, I like Billy Joel.
I love Billy.
He played it.
I fucking totally missed it.
He played it.
Oh, dude.
I was watching.
Dude, Marty, we need to talk about this.
I've never seen a grown man cry to scenes at an Italian restaurant.
My dude, Marty, was out there like it was a Taylor fucking Swift concert, dude.
Where did you go?
He saw Billy Joel at the Garden.
I went to his last show at the residency.
I thought you meant that you went together.
No, but that picture of me you're talking about, though, he brought out Axl Rose
as the guest, which that's his guy should also mean very little to someone my age. But that was
my like that was my middle school, high school band, like big time. So it felt like the show
was kind of for me. Hell yeah, dude. How Axl sounds? Was Axl good? I mean, he sounds like
how he sounds now, you know, I mean, it's how he sounds now you know I mean it's mostly gone but like I still
love that man like with all my heart
yeah I mean you got to respect what he did I mean
he had like he had a great like six
year run there which is pretty I mean he had like one of the best
six year runs ever I'm not like a
huge guns and rosings guy but I do respect
them deeply and their deep
better than they get credit for there
oh yeah good
Marty was that be honest when Billy Joel walked off and waved by are better than they get credit for. Oh yeah, they're good. Marty. What's up?
Be honest.
When Billy Joel walked off and waved
bye to the crowd, did you wave bye back to him?
Bye bye!
I actually don't think so. I actually don't
think I did that. I did cry when
he came out though to Miami 2017.
I did do that. I did that
Kobe's last game or second to last game. I did do that. I did that.
Kobe's last game or second to last game.
I didn't go to the last game. Ernie went to the last game, but I went
to his second to last game.
I knew that was the last time I'd ever see him on the
court, and he was waving bye to everybody.
I just kind of went
bye, bud, and cried.
Aww.
I'm so emotional
I've been so emotional lately
I did like
what's up what is it
no I'm kidding
I just thought it'd be funny to say I'm being emotional
lately I've been feeling good
I always do this I always get emotional
right before like my album's
almost done and like we're at the final
stages of it.
And I hate ending a project
because I feel like I get depressed.
Like, what do I do now?
You know?
Write another album.
I don't know.
Chill out.
Go to Greece with your homie.
Yeah, but like I shouldn't have this feeling
because I have 17,000 other things I'm doing.
But why is it because I finished something
like I feel sad about?
I don't know. You should feel accomplished.
You should feel accomplished.
I hate saying goodbye.
No, but my dopamine is better because I'm not...
I took... I've been sleeping.
I've been doing way less cocaine.
Yeah. I'm like back.
Are you in the bandwagon?
I'm in a van.
Just a van.
Have you still been sleeping better? I'm in a van. Okay. You're doing just a van. But you still been sleeping better?
I think it's because you're in love.
I've been sleeping a little better.
Andy's in love.
So he's not replacing it with cocaine anymore.
Not me.
I've been with the same girl for like years.
I'm like, give me drugs.
I got to feel something.
I gained fucking 15 pounds though, dude.
That's good.
You were getting a little skinny there
No but I'm like
This is the most I've ever weighed
I don't like it I feel uncomfortable
165
I weigh 210
210? Oh yeah you're 6'1
I keep forgetting you're 6'1
You're taller than you look
You're like one of those guys that's like
You're taller close up
I had fans come up to me this weekend
and they almost said damn you're fatter than i thought but they they stopped and said damn you're
taller than i expected damn that's mean no like they weren't saying i like that they just never
see me all they see me is through instagram so i'm'm always just like, hey, kids, follow your dreams.
I'm out there eating like a fried chicken sandwich
at the fucking...
Follow your dreams.
Let's go get some Chick-fil-A.
I got to get back on that.
I bet Chick-fil-A was mad at the Olympics.
Yeah.
I still get Chick-fil- Yeah. I still get chicken.
I do love how
I do love how long
the Olympics are.
It's pretty sick.
It's two weeks.
Dude, have you watched
three on three basketball?
They need to get rid of that
immediately.
First of all, we're not
that is the worst.
I don't understand
why we're not kicking
everyone's ass.
I don't know.
We have Jimmer for debt
like the guy for that
basically. And then we're 0 and 2. The women I don't know. We have Jimmer for debt, like the guy for that, basically.
And then we're 0-2.
The women are 0-3.
What's the point?
Did you see that dude?
What?
Go ahead.
Did you see that dude from Turkey
who was shooting
who had like no eye gear?
He had glasses.
That is my idol, dude.
He just had his hand in his pocket.
I kind of like
felt a sympathetic relationship with that guy. I was like, I kind of go into gigs like that a his pocket. I kind of like felt a sympathetic relationship
with that guy. I was like, I kind of go into gigs
like that a little bit.
Very calm and just in a t-shirt.
Here's one.
Who do you think has...
What president has the biggest hog?
Trump. No, I'm just kidding.
George Washington had a
very strong bravado to him
back then. He was also very tall. Did you know George Washington was way taller than everybodyvado to him back then.
He was also very tall.
Did you know George Washington was way taller than everybody else? He was a big guy.
He was a big guy.
He's probably your height.
I don't know.
Do you think like...
Oh, Teddy Roosevelt was little.
I don't know.
He's little.
His penis goes with height.
What about the dude on the $10 bill?
Jefferson. Oh, yeah. Or on the 20. the dude on the $10 bill? Jefferson.
Oh, yeah.
On the $20. Who's on the $20?
Andrew Jackson.
He looks like...
Are we going to compliment Jackson?
I don't know.
You know he's on the
$20 bill? It's like a joke, right?
No. Why? What happened?
Well, because he hates the Federal Reserve.
His whole thing was like...
They put him on there to make fun of him almost.
He would hate being on the $20 bill.
I don't know all the details.
Really?
Yeah, basically like he didn't like money, I guess.
Or like that kind of...
However they were doing it.
I don't know.
I don't know, man.
Biggest penis...
What about JFK?
Oh, he had a hog.
He was tapping Marilyn Monroe.
He was slanging, dude.
He was slanging.
His wife was hot, too.
Very hot.
What about Clinton?
What a podcast we're talking about.
Ulysses S. Grant.
I actually think this is a really good segment.
Ulysses S. Grant.
Oh, good one.
Won the Civil War.
Yeah.
Came back.
So we're talking more about like
not their actual penis.
We're talking about more like who has the most swag
of any president, right?
Because that's what we're associating with big penis size.
But really it's random, right?
So
not Hoover.
Not. He was a piece of shit. not harding i mean harding he was the teapot dome
guy he was a bitch that was the first water warren g harding he did the teapot he did the
teapot dome scandal it was basically like uh giving shady government contracts to companies
without like people bidding on it it was like the biggest scandal until Watergate came along. That was in the
20s. Was Truman tall?
I don't know
how tall Truman was. He was a general,
right? Was he the one that was a general in World War II?
That was Eisenhower.
Eisenhower, yeah. That was Eisenhower.
He's definitely got a hog
on him. Nixon, no way.
Nixon, for sure, had a small penis.
He was kind of like a...
He got married because he got out the friend zone.
That's his whole thing.
He basically bothered her until she said yes.
He's a lover.
You think Clinton had a hug?
Probably. It was probably big compared to the people
he was sleeping with.
I mean, he was getting dome.
Yeah, but he's also the president.
But he had swag.
He played saxophone.
I mean, every saxophone player kind of has a big cock.
He definitely had a big penis then.
You're right.
Yeah, yeah.
I forgot about the saxophone thing.
He always had his hand in his pocket.
Yeah.
He's fiddling with something in there, wasn't he?
What about Obama?
I think Obama has a beautiful average
boyfriend style penis.
Yeah, like a beautiful cock.
Have you heard the phrase boyfriend penis before?
No, what's that?
It's just like a nice penis
that you could be with for the rest of your life.
Not too big, not too small.
Boyfriend penis.
Comfortable.
Have you heard of this thing called Finsta?
Well, isn't that
an app?
No, I thought it was too.
Catherine's like, I need
you to be serious right now. Do you have
a Finsta? I guess it's a fake
Instagram where you could like...
It's a fake Instagram where you could
I guess like you creep on
people. I'm like, I have no shame. I will creep
on you with my own fucking Instagram. Like, I have no shame. I will creep on you with my own
fucking Instagram.
I have no shame.
You can look at people's shit without them knowing?
It's more for you to message
girls on the side without it being
in your DMs.
Is it in your DMs still though?
It's like a burner.
It's like a burner account.
People defending
your honor.
Yeah, Andy Frasco
doesn't smoke mids.
Do you have a burner Twitter?
No I just
talk shit on my account.
I mean what am I?
You have a burner?
I do it for when I look at politics shit
so people don't see any of my politics jokes
because I don't want people to think I'm either a liberal or
a Republican.
Wow hot take.
Do you have a burner account?
I hate cringy...
That means you for sure have a burner account
for Instagram too, Nick.
I already know.
No, I don't.
I only have one Instagram.
I don't give a fuck about that.
You're talking about me having a burner account.
You have a burner account.
Yeah, but you...
I was thinking you would for girls.
I just do it so people don't
see my opinions on anything.
I mean, I don't, I'm not like,
what am I going to, I'm just going to like
look at their profile, not, what is that?
Why would that be creeping? I guess.
That's what I'm saying. We're doing different
things. I just have a burner, like,
I just don't like musicians that like, are like
trying to tell people how to vote or
you know, getting too political. I just hate that and i don't want to do that but i like to engage
with that on twitter a little bit because it's kind of funny to me so i just created a burner
wow hot take i'm not i know someone finds it they someone sends me their burner all i bet it's like
yo i wish nick gerlach was the host of the World Saving Podcast.
I show you my burner.
It has nothing to do with politics.
It's just me trying to get you canceled.
Top seven least famous Jews
in the jam band scene.
Andy Fresco.
How's the band getting along
on this tour?
They're going well.
I mean, it's going well.
You know, it's like we're all like... Are y'all besties? We're on show tour. They're going well. I mean, it's going well. You know, it's like we're all like...
Are y'all besties?
We're on show 90.
That's good.
You've had worse years
than that.
Yeah.
I mean, this is the
smallest amount of shows
we've ever done
in our lives.
But you're making
the same amount of money
or more because you're
making more money.
So that's good.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good. Yeah, that's good,
but it's more of
where everyone is
now...
Well, yeah, and it's more
weekend stuff.
Everyone's kind of saving money
because those guys are about to take
four months off.
Wow.
That's interesting. It's going to be interesting to see how they all process this four months off. Wow. That's interesting. It's going to be interesting to see how
they all process this four months off.
I wonder
when they're going to start needing money.
I don't know. Shane, I think,
can make a lot of money around Denver doing
his thing. Yeah.
It's the other guys I worry about.
Ernie, I think, is fine. I don't really get what he does.
I don't know. Ernie's like, as soon as
he leaves my field of vision, you could tell me he doesn't
exist and I believe you. Except for his
picture.
I don't mean that as an insult. It's kind of a
compliment. He's just so quiet.
My man just got back from
Japan. He's all decked out in Japanese
gear. What if he came out in full
geisha?
Dude, he rolled into
the first day of tour with these pants that look like will
smith from aladdin oh man they got crazy style in japan dude they don't look comfortable like i kind
of want to fuck with it i was like damn you look so comfortable right now chang like i want i'm
trying to like live comfortably i'm like well maybe because i just feel fat so all my pants
barely fit right now i'm just like i need to. Dude, I feel like such a piece of shit right now.
Should we go on a weight loss journey when you get back in the fall?
I'm down.
I could probably lose 5 to 40 pounds.
You know what it is, too?
I don't know.
I'm finally enjoying all this, like the fruits of my labor.
You are.
I used to suffer and not eat. By the way, you're my labor. You are. I used to like suffer
and like fucking not eat.
By the way,
you're not fat.
You're still getting fat.
I know, but.
You have a hot girlfriend.
Yeah,
but
it's still,
you know,
I don't like feeling this heavy.
I've gotten fat six or seven times.
I wake up feeling uncomfortable.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
Maybe you should start smoking more cigarettes.
That's the thing.
That's what I'm thinking.
Like, I'm kind of like healthy now.
Now I'm getting fat.
Maybe I need to go back to like fucking ripping Coke and doing cigs and get back to that fucking lean, mean fighting machine that was Andy Frasco.
Now I'm getting a little too comfortable.
Maybe you are.
Maybe you're not.
I don't know, man.
Maybe you're just getting older and you're just gaining weight.
You're going to die soon.
I don't know.
I don't know either, Nick. I'm like, kind of like,
this is like the hat. This is like the happiest I've ever been in my life.
Do you like my Fort Wayne hat?
I was wondering what that was. You've been wearing it the last couple of weeks.
Fort Wayne Wizards.
Amazing baseball.
Marty, what do you think about that?
What do you think about, do you think happiness makes you less driven?
No.
It makes you fatter.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No?
I've gained weight.
I don't think it affects your drive unless that was your goal to begin with
I actually have a better work ethic
when I'm in a good mood
really?
I don't
I have a better work ethic when I'm anxious and fucking angry
like I want to prove something
I feel like I don't have anything to prove
I'm the opposite
also but my mood is so
because of the insomnia thing my mood is so tied to how much sleep I'm the opposite. Also, but my mood is so because of the insomnia thing, my mood is so
tied to how much sleep I got the night before
that maybe that's part of it too.
I got eight hours of sleep. That's why
I'm more productive. I slept good last night.
I had a crazy dream. I had a dream
and everything. It was great. Really?
What was your dream? I've been
dreaming crazy shit too.
I can't remember exactly what it was. I was running around
with a bunch of famous people though that I like and I can't remember
who they were.
All my dreams have been super weird
like
getting someone pregnant or
just like self-sabotaging my
career or
just all this like
weird, just like hanging out
or like
hanging out with famous people
and being hypocritical. I always used to say,
fuck boss, and then I'm out there having drinks with Tom Brady.
Those type of dreams.
Do you think Tom Brady
drinks?
Maybe now. What if maybe he changes
his lifestyle up?
Maybe he drinks the blood of teens.
You know who else has changed
their attitude, who I'm starting to like
more? You'd like this, Marty.
Kevin Durant.
He's the man.
He's the man right now.
He has to like him. He's an Olympic god.
You forget how
good he is.
He's on a shitty team.
He's on a shitty team. He's on a shitty team.
I think he's happier when he's not
the main guy. That's why he's
draining on this Olympic team.
He doesn't have the pressure of being like...
I don't know. I think he likes being the...
I don't think this is even bad.
I think he's just better when he's the second...
He's not like the captain.
You know what I mean?
Golden State, he was amazing. I don't know. It's hard to say, though. You'll see his tweet today after Simone Biles like the captain. You know what I mean? It's like Golden State, he was amazing.
I don't know. It's hard to say, though.
You'll see his tweet today after Simone Biles won the gold.
What did he say?
He said,
I really believe Goat Biles can catch a lob and finish.
Hashtag bounce.
Dude, I think she can dunk.
You think she can dunk?
She can definitely dunk.
Well, she can definitely dunk if she's jumping off the... They should do a gymnastics thing where they
have that floor.
At NBA All-Star next year, they should
have that floor and jump off of it and do dunks.
Hold on, wait. Tell me about...
What has been
America's... Has America always
been fascinated with gymnastics?
Or is this a new fucking thing? Everyone is going ape shit
about fucking gymnastics.
I think just in Olympic years.
Yeah.
I mean, no one cares about NCAA gymnastics.
You know what I mean?
Some people annoy me, though,
that talk about it like they're experts.
Oh my God!
You only care for two weeks every four years,
and then they talk about it like
they have any understanding of the technical aspect of the story and stuff
like that. Those people annoy the fuck out
of me. It reminds me of those
people like that at the World Cup too, those soccer
dorks. I love
soccer, but goddamn, there's some American
soccer fans that are insufferable,
dude. It's like, we get it, dude. You're so
smart. You like soccer. There's only 17
rules in the game. It's not that hard to understand.
It is probably
the easiest sport to pick up.
I don't know if you can look this up.
I think it might have the fewest rules of any sport.
The other thing with soccer is
they're like, I got up at 7 in the morning
today to watch Real Madrid.
I don't give a shit. I stay up until 3 in the morning
watching fucking old 80s baseball games.
I don't know.
Here's a good
analogy.
You know, there's some, like we said
before, there's some people
who are good when they're
the lead guy versus when they're
on a team that's on a super team.
Let's bring that into musicians.
Okay.
Who's a... I's a I am though
I'm a very good second
banana
say those super bands are reformed
you know like that
what's that
Wilburys
who was like
Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, Roy Orbison
yeah yeah yeah. That one.
It was like Neil Diamond, Barry Manilow.
Barry Manilow.
What is the best super group of all time?
Is it that?
The greatest super group?
I mean, it depends if you're like...
What are you talking about?
It might be them.
They're the only ones that could really write a good song.
But who do you think is the best second banana in a band?
Slash is a good...
Slash is up there.
Slash.
Eccles.
Slash is...
Eccles.
Eccles is a good fucking second man.
He is.
I think Slash is definitely like on the fucking Mount Rushmore of these guys, though.
Trying to think of who else is like...
You know, Rick, I kind of
fuck with Peter
and Goose as a second fiddle.
I get what you're saying.
I don't know if he's on the Mount Rushmore, but...
I don't know if he's on the Mount Rushmore,
but I think for
jam bands, I think Rick is...
Or Peter is actually a really
good wingman to Rick.
Yeah, because he knows his role.
He knows he's not.
Yeah.
Or maybe like Magner.
Ooh, that's a good one.
Although you could argue he's the third.
On Disco Biscuits?
You could argue he's the three man.
I don't know.
Whose band is it?
It's, I don't know, man. is it? I don't know, man.
Barber?
I feel like it's Barber's band.
I just did his podcast.
It comes out, I think, this week. It was so weird.
So long.
I love that.
Brian May.
Arguably the greatest rock...
Damn, that's a good one.
Arguably the greatest rock guitar tone of all time. You know he's an astrophysicist, too?
Oh, I didn't know that.
He has a doctorate in nuclear...
That's something crazy that I don't even know.
I wouldn't even know how to get started talking about it.
He's up there. I mean, he has
iconic guitar solos.
People who don't even listen to rock music
know those guitar solos.
Like, you know, We Will Rock You,
all that shit.
He's up there. They're all guitar players.
Harrison. George Harrison.
I love George Harrison, but he's not number two.
He's number three.
Or do you think John and Paul McCartney are...
I think John and Paul split that one.
Okay, fair enough.
Who do you prefer?
Lennon or McCartney? Andy, you go first
and then Marty.
I like Paul's songs more than I like John's songs.
Okay, Marty?
I like Paul because I think Lennon just kind of sucks when I see old interviews of him.
You're both cool.
Whoa.
Oh, like you're...
Hold on.
Hold on.
What do you mean?
You're judging him because of his character?
There's just no way
I would have wanted to hang out with him.
Oh my god.
If he was alive right now, he'd be like
a cringelord, TikTok, fake liberal guy
who's also banging
seven girls.
It'll come out three years later
that he was hitting some girl.
Dude, he was
not a great guy. I think one of his sons doesn't even
talk to him.
Hold on.
Obviously, he doesn't talk to him. He died in 1980.
John Lennon
would be a social media
social justice
warrior now that is completely
insufferable. And then something would
come out about him three years into it.
But he'd's so famous,
no one would care, just like now.
Paul McCartney seems like a good guy. George Michael
is my favorite guy in that band.
I do like George Michael.
He seems like a good guy, too.
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My first day, literally.
Is it hot as fuck?
It is literally.
Oh, it is?
It's like 92 degrees.
It's 99 here.
Today's legit your first day, August 1st?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Martin, we're working at fucking volume.
Let's fucking go, baby.
Let's go.
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We did it.
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Dude, you could buy me lunch one of these days.
I will do that.
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We're out here
Seven more shows in a row.
Ladies and gentlemen,
where else are we playing?
Next week,
we just played Nantucket.
We played Baltimore.
We played Long Island
when this podcast came out.
Is Hampton's really Long Island?
Is that where I'm at right now?
It's on the end of it.
I like Strong Island.
We stayed in Islandia last night.
Some real...
Long Island feels like the Midwest of the East Coast.
That makes sense.
I don't know.
It's a lot richer.
I don't know, man.
Middle Long Island's not that well off.
Oh, true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't think about that. Everyone kind of looks like
Billy Joel out here. Really?
A little bit. Is he from there?
Is that where he's from? I thought he was from Pennsylvania.
I think he's from Long Island, isn't he?
Yeah, I think he grew up in the Bronx,
but he's definitely a big Long Island guy.
Oh, that's right, because I always think he's from
Pennsylvania because he has that song, Allentown.
Hey, Marty.
That's crazy. He has so many more songs about New York.
Yeah, you're right.
Hey, Marty, be honest.
When you got back from that show, the last show
at Madison Square Garden, you said,
babe, come to the bedroom.
You turned on Vienna, put a candle on,
and you just had a good cry.
And you made love.
I actually blacked
out at the bar afterwards.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
In Marty's defense, that is true.
Billy Joel fashion.
That is Billy Joel as fuck.
Doesn't he have like
six DUIs?
They're all pre-Uber though.
He has more DUIs than he has children.
Are you kidding?
How many DUIs does Billy Joel have?
Like five, for real.
But they're all pre-Uber,
which is like if you get one after Uber,
that's kind of embarrassing.
I like your map of the world behind you.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, his.
Not you, Marty.
The guy with the giant map of the world behind him.
He's the guy you've been looking at for a while.
I actually never charged with a DUI,
but he's been in three...
Oh, yeah, he's rich.
...alcohol-related car accidents.
Right, so he's rich.
I mean, he's America's
songwriter.
If you bring fucking Billy Joel in
to fucking get a DUI,
then shame on you.
I'm sorry. Rich people should get
special privileges.
Yeah.
I can't believe Justin Timberlake got
charged with a DUI.
It must have been a young cop.
He's not cool, though. Yeah, the cop didn't know
who he was, remember?
Timberlake is cool. I think he's pretty cool.
I think he's extremely corny.
I think there's
a 30% chance he was wearing a fedora
when he got a DUI.
Shut the fuck up, Nick.
First guy in history to get
a DUI wearing
a denim fedora.
Speaking of fucking oh man
Corey Feldman opened for fucking Limp Bizkit
oh I love him can we get him on the pod
probably after what I saw
from that show we could probably for sure
get anything we want from Corey Feldman
he's pretty interesting though when he talks about
being a child star and stuff
he says a lot of stuff went on
I don't know
Maybe we can ask him
The whole scene was crazy
It felt like he tried to be like
Yeah but like
90's
Rock and roll Michael Jackson
Man he was so good
Those movies he's in
You know who else was on that tour? Riff Raff He's also fucking awesome Michael Jackson. Man, he was so good. Those movies he's in, Goonies, Stan Lee.
You know who else was on that tour?
Riff Raff.
He's also fucking awesome.
I liked Riff.
Dude, he's got a fucking vibe to him.
His song Dolce & Gabbana is one of my favorite songs of the 2010s.
Billy Joel level?
You are so from fucking Louisiana, Mark.
Do you like Master P?
Haiti, Texas, I'm pretty sure.
Do you love Master P?
Master P was a little
before my time. I mean, yes, but I'm not
huge. Master P
lived in my hometown of Fort Wayne when I
was a kid because he played... You know he's really good
at basketball? Yeah, yeah. His son
played at USC. No, he played... You know he's really good at basketball? Yeah. His son played at USC.
He played a year for the Fort Wayne Fury in the CBA.
I never saw him or anything.
Isn't that funny? He had to go live in Fort Wayne for a year.
His son was good.
Lil Romeo.
He got into USC partly.
He was pretty good, but remember he wasn't that good
at USC. The story is he got in there
because he's best friends with DeMar DeRozan.
So they're like, so Master
said, I'll serve you up
DeMar DeRozan on a platter, but you got to sign
Lil Romeo too. But it's like, I really doubt
he had to, I doubt they gave him a scholarship.
His dad probably just paid 80 grand.
You know what I'm saying? And why
would you have Lil Romeo on your team? It's like,
it's cool. It's good for the, you know, it makes you look cool.
I mean, they had Bronny. I wonder how he and DeMar became friends. Did you see De' Romeo on your team? It's cool. It's good for the... It makes you look cool. I mean, they had Bronny.
I wonder how he and DeMar became friends.
Did you see DeMar from Compton?
I don't know.
Pretty sure he went to Compton High.
Lil' Romeo went...
I mean, but Lil' Romeo was a rapper.
Bow Wow was kind of a dope basketball player, too.
Bow Wow was a good kid rapper.
What's he doing now?
Now he's just Bow Wow.
Wasn't he in Air Bud or something? Wasn't Bow Wow's a good kid rapper. What's he doing now? Now he's just Bow Wow. Wasn't he in like Air Bud
or something? Wasn't Bow Wow in Air Bud?
Like Mike.
Like Mike. Oh, like Mike.
Yeah, that would be kind of fucked.
Air Bud didn't
have him. It had that golden retriever.
Yeah, yeah, true.
I did an air trivia question
what a recap of Johnstown
music festival I'm telling you dude
what a fucking
it being like a biker
biker town
Marty look up Johnstown what they're famous for
I think it's
like
like Hell's Angels
or like one of those
New York or Pennsylvania
Fentanyl
Johnstown Pennsylvania
Dude Johnstown Pennsylvania famous for
I've played there a few times
On tours
Honestly I love Pittsburgh
And I love that pitcher they got
It just like revitalized that whole area.
Don't get Marty started on him.
Don't get Marty started on Paul Skeens.
You know he loves him.
You love that dude.
Yeah, I love that guy.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot.
He's an LSU kid.
I can't believe how –
He's dating that gymnastic girl, right?
Yeah, Libby Dunn.
He was up Libby Dunn before Baby Gronk.
Well, technically after. Oh, yeah, after. You're right. He warmed her up. He did it better. He was up Libby Dunn Before Baby Gronk Technically after
Oh yeah after
He did it better
But Paul Skeens
Actually Marty shared a picture of him with Randy Johnson
The other day I did not realize he's like 6'8
Cause he was like almost as tall as Randy Johnson
What a scary motherfucker
That guy is
Dude Randy Johnson looks like a dude
Who was like
You'd hired a hitman was like, you'd hire
a hitman to
kill your boss or something.
I think Randy Johnson's like, I mean, I'm not
good at baseball, but if I was, it'd be the guy
I would least want to face.
That'd be my pick.
He killed a bird.
Think about
if Randy Johnson's wife was just
flirting with you and you didn't know it was Randy Johnson's wife
That's a big dick guy by the way
That guy
That guy will smush
I think he'd kill me with his hog
I think he'd just start slapping my head
And I'd be unconscious through that hog
Is Paul Skeen going to pull off the rare feat of winning the
Cy Young
His rookie year
I hope he is I have it at 12-1.
What is it now?
Hold on. You bet at 12-1 that he was going to win
right from the bat?
Yeah, and now it's at like
1.5-1 or something like that.
Oh, wow. How much did you bet, Marty?
Like $100.
Oh, so you'll make $1,200.
Hopefully.
Did you see that bet? I might take the bet that So he'll make $1,200. Hopefully.
Did you see that bet?
I might take the bet that plus $3,000
that Brawny scores
over 25 points in a game.
It is pretty tight that LeBron's
playing with his kid. It'd be cool
to be in a band with your son.
Think of the Partridge family.
It's the second coolest father-son thing.
The Griffey's, obviously,
is way cooler. What about
bands? What band?
Oh, I guess
a lot of them. When one of them,
when someone dies.
Yeah, like, what's a
Wolfgang? Oh, God. What band
was it that... Oh, no.
Sublime.
But his dad's not in the band.
Oh, you're saying at the same time.
I don't know of any because dads don't...
I don't think it's the same.
When fathers are involved, it's never
typically a good thing.
Yeah, they're usually the manager.
Yeah, that's true.
But the Griffys is definitely the coolest father-son thing ever
because Ken Griffey was a badass.
There wasn't any weird, they took him in the 75th round.
He was a fucking badass, and his dad was a fucking badass.
And they played together in the Mariners.
I saw something in the high school or the college
where a lot of these fucking basketball players' kids are badasses.
Carmelo Anthony's kid is a badass.
Trevor Ariza's kid is a fucking stud.
Boozers.
Got two of them.
The twins are fucking studs.
I mean, think about it.
They have their DNA and their money and the training and the experience of knowing what it takes.
Right.
That's going to be you, Marty.
That's going to be you, Marty.
You're our son. We're going to be... It's all nepotism. It's going to be you, Marty. That's going to be you, Marty. You're our son.
We're going to make you a fucking music genius.
You'll be crying to fucking...
You'll be crying to fish in no time.
We're going to get him a drum machine for Christmas.
We're going to get him a drum machine.
You're going to be the next great DJ.
That would be like...
Would that be like a...
If I got...
So let's say a drum machine is like 400 bucks.
Is that like a seventh day of Hanukkah present?
A fourth day of Hanukkah present?
All right, we're done here.
Thanks for...
Don't they get more valuable as you go through the time?
Hot take, I never really did a full week of Hanukkah.
I normally only got presents on Christmas Eve.
And when my parents had the Hanukkah party,
I got a present.
So I only got presents twice.
Okay, so that was your Italian side with the holidays.
My mom got lazy as she got older, so she just started giving us money.
That's fair.
So I just got a fat stack of cash.
A gift certificate to anywhere in the United States?
She normally throws me like 500 bucks.
No, I'm just saying cash. Cash is like a gift certificate. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. to anywhere in the United States? She normally throw him like 500 bucks.
No, I'm just saying cash.
Cash is like a gift certificate.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
It's pretty tight, though.
I did one year.
I like money.
She did.
One year, she got us tickets to Coldplay,
and I cried.
Because you were happy or sad?
Shut the fuck up.
I was happy.
Coldplay's one of those bands I used to know.
They're kind of growing on me.
Coldplay rules. That first album's pretty They're kind of growing on me Coldplay rules
That first album's pretty banging
They're growing on me
Chris Martin
I'm not sure
Oh did you see fucking
Homie Chris Martin
Brought out a homie
From Back to the Future
To do a solo
That was badass
That was cool
I feel like he might have
Not like in the
Beating women thing
But like
He's got a little
Like John Lennon to him
No
No no no
I don't think so
I think he's a good guy Alright I think he's a good guy.
I think he's a good guy.
Who did he date? He dated...
He married someone.
Gwyneth Paltrow.
I don't like her.
Didn't she make a candle that
she said smells like a vagina?
Yeah, get over yourself.
You could tell that he was
not the problem in the relationship.
Yeah, obviously.
I mean, she's a nepo baby.
Why? Who was her parent?
Blythe Danner is her mom and her dad's some other guy.
Ooh, hot take.
Her mom's the mom in Meet the Parents.
I mean, half of Hollywood's like that.
I'm not mad at it.
I think it's kind of...
People get...
Like, me and Marty actually were talking about this.
On the way to that Rockies game we went to
about how people get all mad at nepotism
and how fucking pointless it is.
You want parents not to give their kids the best?
That's the whole point.
It's to give your kid the best life possible.
You know what I'm saying?
The people are young and M.I. are the same people
who their parent
probably asked their kid
to be the gig.
Yeah, they know the gig.
No, like, yeah.
Or like, you know,
my dad wanted me to be a real estate broker.
Yeah, obviously.
My dad wanted me to get any job I could
and get out of his house.
Yeah.
Like his dad before him.
What about you, Marty?
Did your parents, when you told them that you're going to be a podcast star,
they just said, hell yeah?
I kind of made the transition during COVID when I got laid off.
So my dad was like, okay, at least you're doing something.
I can't believe you got fired from Barstool.
That's so crazy.
I think it was more of a layoff.
Not a layoff, but
over COVID,
I had a very unfulfilling
marketing job in Shreveport, Louisiana.
I was let go.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Marty will never fire you.
You can leave whenever you want. When you're over talking
about jam bands and people's hogs, you can leave whenever you want When you're over talking about jam bands And people's hogs
You can leave whenever you want
The door is always open for you to leave
Are you our guy?
You're our guy
I mean he has to be
He's being paid to be our guy now
There I am Marty
Alright guys
I gotta go to sound check
We have an early show today
We start at 7.30 tonight.
Outside?
Inside.
It's just, it's crazy.
This town's wild.
They charged like 75 bucks a ticket.
Some guy.
It's a 200 cap.
It's like, what are you?
Some guy DM'd me on Instagram about your show tonight,
and he asked if I was going to be there.
He said he's bringing a bachelor party of like 20 guys.
That's right. I just got that text too.
Okay.
Well, Marty, thanks for being part of the crew.
Welcome on board of the World Sand Podcast.
We had to introduce our guy on the first episode.
I think he's going to be good.
I like Marty.
I like Marty.
I like Marty.
Shut the fuck up
alright guys
stay happy, stay inspired
next week we have G-Love on the show
which is going to be a fun one
I always love running Mr. Glove
I can't wait to see him in a couple days
coming out to our show
we're playing the Cape Cod tomorrow
or no, in two days
can't wait to see him. And then next
week, there's still shows left.
What are my tour dates, Marty?
I got my computer. I don't have my
computer with me.
I think next week, Thursday,
Friday, Saturday.
Oh, Thursday, we're playing Dewey Beach.
Or Wednesday, we're playing Dewey Beach.
Thursday off. Friday,
we are... Don't tell me. Let me guess. Wednesday, Dewey Beach,
Friday
we're playing
in,
I can't remember, what's Friday?
Outer Banks.
Outer Banks, oh yeah, Greenfield Amphitheater. First time
headlining the Greenfield Amphitheater.
That's the 10th, that's in Wilmington.
Oh, so the 9th is Outer Banks.
We're the 311 after party.
Oh, dude, I'm going to go see Nick Hexum
in person. Come original.
You got to come original.
Dude, that dude's hot as fuck.
I'm going to be like, hello, Mr.
Hexum. Are they coming to...
Did they already come to Denver? Maybe they did.
I think they're on their
way, or maybe they already did. And then on the 22nd
we're doing a live pod at the Big What Festival
together. Oh yeah.
You're doing that. We're doing the live pod and Nick
McDaniels, the Big Something's Big
What out there.
Come and watch us
talk shit. And then starts
the pigeons playing ping pong. Hey, Marty,
you going to come out to Pier 17 show in New York?
I'm going to do my best.
I think I'm trying to get pulled somewhere else.
Fired.
He's fired if he doesn't play.
I don't want to go to a show.
I don't want to go to a show at all.
It is Labor Day weekend, to be fair.
Oh, yeah, it is Labor Day.
That's what it is.
I have a wedding.
You're going to Jersey.
No, Vermont, actually. Vermont's tight. I love Vermont. Hey,. You're going to Jersey. No, Vermont, actually.
Vermont's tight. I love Vermont.
Hey, if you're going to that festival,
if you're going to that festival, people, I'm going to be there
the whole weekend. Andy's leaving after the first day.
I'm hanging the whole weekend to do Artists at Large.
Yes. Do not put
any fentanyl in his cocaine. I need
him around. Don't give me cocaine unless
I really, really am begging for it.
I'm just kidding.
And then the first... him around. Don't give me cocaine unless I really, really am begging for it. I'm just kidding. Alright, guys.
Let me tell people about my fish
after party. I'm doing a fish after
party on September 1st at Cervantes.
Ooh. Fish
after party? Prince Tribute.
Oh, you're on that Prince
Tribute show at Cervantes? I do it
every year. It's fucking awesome, actually. It's really fun.
Yeah. Casey Russell and the whole crew?
It's me. The horn section's me
and Benny. Benny Bloom from
Lettuce. Yeah, so that'd be cool.
All right, guys. I love you. Stay
happy. Stay inspired.
Be whoever you want to be every day.
Life is too short not to
be whoever you want to be. You want to gain 20 pounds
and feel bad about yourself every day?
Fucking do it. But do you want to make a change and say, 20 pounds and feel bad about yourself every day? Fucking do it.
But do you want to make a change
and say, you know what?
I have gained a little bit of weight
this last couple of months.
I've been eating a little bit too many
Philly cheese sandwiches
because I've been enjoying the success
of my career lately.
And now I am ready to go back
and jog and get a sweat on and get back to my heroin chic that I always loved having in my body.
Right, Nick?
You like me when I'm just frail.
I like you when you're skinny and weak.
Yeah, me too.
I'm sad.
All right.
I'm sad and frail and dehydrated.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Gay, kissing all your bandmates. Gay, kissing all your bandmates.
Gay, kissing all my bandmates.
You've been kissing Floyd?
Floyd doesn't really let me kiss him anymore.
Which sucks.
But on stage, I'll get a couple.
But he's also, I think he's kind of jealous I have a girlfriend.
I don't think that's true.
I don't think that's true either.'t think that's true either uh but i
like to imagine it in my head that he might be all right we're done all right guys i love you
be safe and uh we'll catch you next week with g love you tuned in to the world's podcast with
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