Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - EP 293: Nick & Andy
Episode Date: October 22, 2024Todd Glass would like to remind Andy Frasco that he MUST listen to Richie and The Rebels. Have you?? Andy & Nick discuss many things ranging from this to that. But don't take my word for it- sit yours...elf down, pour yourself a tasty beverage, and listen to the fellas hash out their feelings in real time! Maybe even a special guest will phone in... On this, another exciting episode of The Ding Dong Olympics (TM Floyd Kellogg) We're psyched to partner up with our buddies at Volume.com! Check out their roster of upcoming live events and on-demand shows to enrich that sweet life of yours. Call, leave a message, and tell us if you think one can get addicted to mushrooms: (720) 996-2403 Check out our new album!, L'Optimist on all platforms Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For more information on Andy Frasco, the band and/or the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com Check out our good friends that help us unwind and sleep easy while on the road and at home: dialedingummies.com Produced by Andy Frasco, Joe Angelhow, & Chris Lorentz Audio mix by Chris Lorentz Featuring: Mara Davis Brendan Bayliss
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the You gotta remember the Rebels. You know, it's like when I say Andy Fresco, you don't include the UN,
well then you're not including one of the biggest parts
of the band, the Rebels.
Without the Rebels, root beer rich, you would be nothing.
And without the UN, you would be,
tops maybe, you'd run a bike shop.
You know what I mean, you'd run a bike shop you know you're on a bike shop
and we're live Andy Frasco's world-saving podcast golf man golf man
going golfing today over here we got my co-host my co-captain my my what do they
call that caddy I'm not your fucking caddy, bitch.
Go on.
You can tip me if you want, though.
Don't caddies get tips?
I don't golf.
I thought caddies are like,
kind of like the guy who is like,
is their coach. They know a lot.
I don't, yeah, I guess, yeah,
I guess it's more than just like an assistant, isn't it?
Nick Gerlach.
Fine, I'll be your caddy, fuck it.
He's like, fuck, I'm not your caddy, bitch.
I just think of Happy Gilmore, that homeless,
I guess I do kind of look like that guy, actually, and I would eat a cracker off the ground but then the black did in
Happy Gilmore. I think he was more of a coach. He wasn't a caddy. Remember that they're making a sequel to that
Oh, yeah, it's gonna be called a happy Gilmore to oh really? Yeah, it's very creative. Good name
Ah got back off tour and
Back in that fucking Denver routine.
Getting blacked out drunk every other day.
No one's making you.
I know.
I just...
Baseball's on, dude.
Just stay home.
I know.
Yesterday I stayed home, I was so happy.
Every other day I stay home, I'm fucking happy.
Every time I go out until 3 a.m.
It's almost like there's a pattern.
It's like, what the puck?
I don't want to even...
You know what I think it is?
I gave too many of my fans my number.
Yeah, you should change your number.
I should, it's time.
Are we getting like stalker people
like requesting money from me and stuff?
That's me, from burner phones.
I've been getting people send letters to my house.
I saw a big one.
Which is kind of scary.
That's kind of.
A long one too.
A long one. Whenever it goes on the back page, that's when you know you might just need to go to my house. I saw a big one. Which is kind of scary. That's kind of. A long one too. A long one.
Whenever it goes on the back page,
that's when you know you might just need
to go to therapy instead.
If you can't say it in three paragraphs,
don't, don't mail it.
You know what I mean?
It's not a fucking legal contract.
It's not like harmful.
Well, it always starts that way, doesn't it?
But we need to have like some space.
You know? Yeah.
We need to have some space.
Also. some privacy.
Obsessed over someone better.
This guy's barely got his life together over here.
Yeah, I'm an alcoholic.
Stop worshipping Andy Frasco of all people.
No.
Yeah.
What a what a I wish I had a stalker.
That'd be funny.
No, you don't.
No, I know.
I'd be terrible at it.
It's not fun.
I'd be like, let's go get a drink.
They change their numbers and then they,
because you block every number
and then they get a new number.
They do?
They just start and they start and they start.
It's scary shit, dude.
Yeah.
Calling me the prophet and shit.
The prophet, huh?
I'm like, what am I prophesizing?
It's not good when they start calling Jews the prophet.
What happens to that person?
That person usually ends up dead.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You watched baseball last night?
Oh, I loved it. God, the Dodgers look good.
Cleveland got...
That game was awesome.
That game was awesome. It was like a championship.
Aaron Judge. Holy shit. He's a beast of a man. He's an impressive man. That game was awesome. It was like a championship. Aaron Judge, holy shit.
He's a beast of a man.
He's an impressive man.
And he's strong, oh my damn.
I wonder what he looks like in person.
He's like 6'8", right?
He's like a statue.
He's like a Greek statue.
Yeah, I can't believe it took him.
He wasn't good for a while, I feel like.
He wasn't.
And then all of a sudden he was really good.
I don't know what happened.
Yeah, I don't know what happened. I think he just kind of got caught.
Figured it out.
Is that with a lot of people?
I feel like that with, I'm watching a lot of,
we did our drafts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like our NBA famous draft where Nick actually crushed it.
He's probably gonna go fucking.
No, who knows?
You never know, there could be a lot of injuries.
You did, you have a good five, top five.
Yeah.
There could be a lot of injuries. You did, you have a good five, top five.
Yeah.
And Dolav though, dude, picked Alton Connect
after last night, after the eight three point,
he's just doing it to fucking spite me.
Yeah, his draft wasn't that good though, so.
No, his draft was good.
Didn't he win last year?
I don't think so.
I thought he won the league, or did he get to the,
I don't know, I feel like he almost wins every year
and doesn't. Yeah.
Whatever.
His team's kind of trash.
Yeah, I thought his dress was terrible um but it's amazing like pros like some people just like after a
year they get it and then they get really good yeah or two or three years yeah two or
three some people like four years and they finally get it I wonder if that
happens to like touring musicians I think think so. Probably. I think I want to take you to get it. You feel
like Billy Strings like just got it. Yeah you know what the thing about him is I
never knew about him until he was famous. Really? It was weird. Usually I know about people
when they're coming up. I knew about him. We used to play with him a bunch when
we were younger. It was good but then there was this one year where he just got it.
But he was always that good at guitar, right?
Yeah, totally.
So what changed?
I think just like figuring out how to make a great show,
figuring out how to be great to the fans,
figuring out how to like this,
it's like a whole package of things that make you a star.
Right, cause it's like all these NBA players
that figure it out, it's like're there the talent doesn't really change.
No, there's a lot of talents. They just understand how to like work within the
game. But yeah, there's a shit ton of talents of people but how do you have all three or
five or six things working for you? Just be mentally... And then he wrote he started
writing really good songs too. Oh that helps. Yeah. Songs are the most important
thing. Right. Oh yeah. Probably. I mean. With most important thing right? Oh, yeah, probably I mean
But that being said we're putting out a new single Oh next week or two weeks from now
You are right not to die. Oh, I've been teasing that song forever
Jesus fucking Christ
We officially signed our record deal with 1rpm major deal is good thank you or they out of Nashville they
have a 500 person staff holy shit it's like a big boy who are some other man's
really big country acts oh you're on the country you're a country guy now it's a
distribution company so it's like we use their it's a major so like we have a
label and we used to use we get to use our whole staff. So it's on us to figure out how to do the marketing, figure out how to...
You?
Yeah.
But they help you with it?
Yeah, but I could do whatever I want.
I just have the funding.
Oh, you already do do whatever you want.
Yeah, with no funding.
Oh, okay. I see what you're saying.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just fucking just like making low five videos.
Yeah, yeah, you mean like actual like a real... I can make like a... Yeah, I'm making're saying yeah, yeah, just fucking just like making low five videos Yeah, you mean like actually like a real I can make like a yeah making like 11 real videos
Yeah, and like a little record and like advertise like put advertising money behind them
Yeah, and put like grant a market you're gonna be filling them timelines up when some album come out December
Although I thought was coming out before New Year's um
You didn't hear that though for me. What?
That the album comes out.
Oh, okay, we'll just bleep that out or whatever.
Okay.
Why is that a secret?
Because we haven't announced it yet.
You're supposed to make it feel like a surprise.
I thought you announced it.
I've been seeing all these posts about it.
I've been like slowly...
Just teasing.
It's hard to tell.
...edging.
Yeah, it's hard to...
I'm fucking doing it.
It's hard to tell with you what's an announcement and what's a pre-announcement.
A lot of pre-count.
You know who's killing the game right now?
Little Stranger.
Really?
Yeah, they're crushing it.
Yeah, I saw their big shoes post today.
Yeah, that was funny.
Dude, I heard the cops came into their fucking,
they searched the green room.
The green room?
Why?
I don't know, I haven't got all the info.
I was gonna call them this morning when I found that out,
but Gingy said,
so funny we're making this music video
then the next day,
the cops searched the green room.
Isn't that like the fourth amendment
that you're not allowed to search green rooms?
Well like why?
Why was the Venti being cocksuckers?
Like something was up.
Yeah, I wonder what they did.
Maybe the little stranger did something bad.
Ooh.
What'd they do?
Did they find anything?
I don't know, should we call them? Yeah, call them.
Alright, hold on. Let me get my phone. See what he was... I hope not. Let's cut out.
Kevin, pick up. You answer when Andy Frasco calls. We're kind of in a fight.
Why? What'd you do now? I'll tell you about it. I talked to a fan. God damn it.
Hi, even Kevin Jail? Do you know who I picked up? Dan Snell. Oh yeah, he always picks up.
Is that beautiful? Dan, Dan, you're on the podcast. Dan, so I got, I saw an Instagram,
by the way, people of the World's Famgest Podcast, Dan Snell is the tour manager
of Little Stranger and heart Monica soloist extraordinaire.
Not the rapper, that's the merch guy.
That's not the rapper, that's the merch guy.
Dan, Genji said that the cops went into your green room.
Yeah, so it was like alcohol enforcement kind of thing.
What? Yeah. So it was, um, like alcohol enforcement kind of thing.
They came in the back, started just walking around. I was like, Hey,
what's up guys? And they just flashed a badge in my face and, um,
walked into the green room and took a picture of the Jameson bottles on the green room, on the table.
What?
You got a warning because they can't have
just loose bottles in the green room anymore.
Oh, it was a venue like you can't have bottles on stage.
What state were you in?
Yeah, it's some North Carolina, blue law bullshit.
Well, tell those cucks that little strangers there
and they can do whatever the fuck they want
because they do shit illegally.
Yeah, I thought it was going to be way more.
That was a great music video.
It was hilarious. Meanwhile, I'm sitting right off out of the shot, just on a road case, eating a
sandwich. They should have panned over at the very end. They should have panned over. You should
be like eating a sandwich, ripping Harp Solo. Ran the credits over you. How's the tour been?
It was funny. It looks like you guys are killing it, dude.
Yeah, things are going well. We're cruising into Charlotte playing the Fillmore tonight.
Got like a week and a half left. And yeah.
Have you guys been partying too much? It looks like you guys have been posting stuff early in the morning.
It looks like you guys are actually like...
Or they're still up.
No, I don't think they're still up. Because I talked to John in the morning now.
Oh, you did?
I've never done that before.
Yeah, no, we uh, I mean, the light that we're bringing, we gotta be moving a lot earlier than normal.
So, yeah, we've actually, we've been staying on top of it a little better than normal.
Okay, a little better.
Do you still have the full band or what are you doing?
The full band. We're still going through three bottles of Jameson tonight. Oh my god. Jesus. Well, there's more of you
So how's how's my how's my sweet little Prince John's little head little little head?
His little his mental his brains. How's he doing?
He's good. He's doing good. I think you know, we could all use more sleep, but that's that's par for the course
So you signed up for over under if he's gonna actually gonna show up to Italy
Oh, I think he is 100% going to okay nice. Let's go
How's Genji he got it was looking pretty burnt out last week
Oh, yeah, he's just trying to keep up. Don't kill him, dude. He's 20, like, two years old. Oh, no. Yeah,
well, I mean, you know, that goes for you too. You brought him out as well. Well, he quit
right after our tour. He did? He's like, we're good, bro. That's the guy that was making the reels with you?
Yeah.
Wow.
That's okay.
All right, be safe.
Not everybody can hang.
Love you, boys.
All right, hey, one thing.
Two things.
Okay.
Be safe when you drive.
Drink water.
Make sure the boys drink water.
Yep.
Come every day.
Come every day.
I want you to beat off every day before you take that drive.
Like relax. Yeah. Are you having sex? You getting laid? Yeah, not too much on this one. I'm too
messy. Oh, that sounds sad. See, that's what I like to see. It sounds sad the way you said it though.
No, he's a professional now. He's not just partying. That's true. Do you have any motivation for the
people before you, while you take your drive to Charlotte, give the people some motivation snow and we'll, we'll get you out of here.
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You're going to Italy.
I forgot about that.
I am in two weeks.
Are you excited or are you scared?
I'm excited.
Who else going the kakusas?
Yikes.
And and John from Little Stranger, Jeremy Salkin, he's he didn't end up coming.
Oh, why not?
I love Dan Snow.
Yeah, he's a good dude. He's a good dude
I mean, he's becoming a really good tour manager. Was he not good before I never really experienced it wasn't that he wasn't good
He was just green. Yeah. Yeah, so he's like you thought it was a party. It was like about the party
Yeah, and I think John smacked some sense into him or Kevin did yeah, and he just fucking he's just like it's like that thing
Where you just finally get it? Yeah he becomes a great fucking tour manager.
Hopefully that'll happen to me someday.
In my 40s.
I just want to call everyone today.
Let's call Brennan Bayless too.
I love calling people.
Let's go.
Brennan Bayless and I are going on tour and we have a special guest.
I was going to announce it.
I thought you already announced it.
Okay, we can cut that out.
Do it again.
And a special, no, no, fuck it.
Listen, we're not in a rhythm these days. And have Nick Gerlach he's coming to Bayless didn't want to come
and I fucking got him on so I'm like fuck we did that in the last Nick and
Andy what we called him and asked him if I could go remember yeah so yeah we're
going to Bayless Frasco Gerlach now and Gelbeutah. Gelbeutah's coming too.
I'll be the extra side man.
I would get your tickets now.
Get your tickets.
Go see Nick in his hometown, Whitestown.
That's not my hometown.
I've never even been there.
Kind of reminds me of Be Your Whore, your hometown.
Yeah, I'm so white.
You kind of are.
I'm white as shit, yeah.
You're white.
But are you prepared?
We're going to do a newlywed game
between how well Bayless and I know. What are you even preparing for this? Because you're only But I'm you prepared we're gonna do a newlywed game between how well Bayless and I knows it
What are you gonna do? What do you even preparing for this? You're on because you're only playing the last five songs
I'm working on it. I'm working on the newlywed game. I'm also writing trivia in case that doesn't work cool
Will you be playing an instrument? Yeah, I think I'm gonna bring my saxophone. I
Still have it I think somewhere in the closet. Oh
How's it going out here Nick? I haven't talked to you in so long.
Good. I think, how long were you gone this time?
A couple weeks? A couple, three? It felt longer.
A month. Cause I was home in LA.
That's right. You didn't come out back. I've been doing good.
Just playing some gigs. I helped Drew with some stuff.
I've been doing some recording lately.
I helped out with this Flamingosus record.
You know, same shit. Denver's the same.
I'm glad summer's over though, god damn.
I love when it's a little cold, I was outside,
got a jacket on.
You don't get this weather in LA, do you?
No.
Never gets crispy, does it?
I love this.
This is exciting.
This is like Indiana, like 70% of the year.
Really?
It's pretty cold, yeah, it's farther north.
If you could, if Indiana, would you move back,
like if you're older, like way older?
Yeah, if I have a lot of money.
Yeah, or not, I mean you don't need a lot of money living.
Yeah, but if I had a lot of money,
it's even more money there, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I could probably go die there, fuck it.
But you're pretty frugal,
like you don't need a lot of money to survive.
I'm a frugal guy, I'm a simple man.
Yeah.
I don't have a lot of wants and desires.
If you had the lottery, there'd be some hints.
What would be the hints?
Boo.
I don't know, it's such a good movie.
No one ever see me again.
I'm just kidding.
I don't know, I guess I'd just maybe get a studio
where I could just be in a studio all day
and make its own thing that's not where I live.
I would get like an obnoxiously big TV.
You would?
What about a car?
I don't like a flashy car.
I have a nice car, but it'd be fucking,
it looks super simple.
Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean by that.
Like a Porsche Macan instead of like a,
like not one of those weird cyber,
it'd be so funny if you got a fro cyber truck though.
What's the deal?
God, I'm just not flash like that, am I?
I don't think you're very flashy.
You're something else.
Autistic? No, you're not autistic. You're something else. Autistic?
No, you're not autistic.
You're like the least autistic guy I know.
You think?
Yeah.
Okay.
Who said you're autistic?
Couple people.
Who?
Couple people like I just-
Are they psychotherapists?
Are they doctors?
No, I think they're just trying to like,
trying to neg me.
I'm like, autism isn't a fucking neg.
First of all, it's not, yeah.
It's actually smart to be out
It's actually not an insult to just have something. I don't it's like you don't get it from sex
No, I mean, it's like you got an STD. I don't know. Why were they trying to piss you off about?
I don't know people just neg my that I'm being popular a lot of people like
What does that have to do with being autistic though? I don't know. They're just mad at you
They just want to get on your skin? Is that what it is?
Yeah, they want to get onto your skin.
I'm like, that's not gonna get onto my skin.
I have a lot of autistic friends and I love them,
so that's not gonna get on my skin.
Well also, you're not very autistic.
You don't really have any of those traits.
I know.
I don't get that.
People are just trying to hate on my shit right now.
Yeah, it's kind of nice probably.
Yeah, I mean it's in them popping off.
Haters pay the bills.
That's true. They do. Bayless said the more haters you have, the more lovers you have,
the more eventually you'll have in your bank account. Yeah, look at Goose. Yeah,
true. They have a ton of haters. Speaking of that, we're going on tour with Goose.
You are? We're doing the summer thing. I guess it's not a tour. We're just going to
Mexico together. Oh, oh that thing like it's like a three day.
Yeah.
That'd be cool, right?
That'd be fun.
I love Goose.
But they do have a ton of haters right now.
So does that mean Lawrence?
They do.
Have you been following Lawrence?
No, I heard about some TikTok.
Yeah, there's all these people on TikTok
making fun of their new song,
saying it sounds like like old Navy music
or Cole's music or whatever.
It's like-
But who, they write kids music.
Well, it's like you don't even make anything.
It's like all these people that don't do anything,
they just want to hate on something.
It's like, well, they're making exactly what they're trying to make
and they're making it well, so shut up.
These people are losers.
Yeah, it's like, it's just like people who don't have an album.
It's like, put out your own album so we can critique your shit.
Why do people...
She's singing her ass off and they're like,
ugh, it's not soulful.
Like, you don't even...
What the fuck do you know about soul?
You're on TikTok right now. Dude, it's not soulful. Like you don't even, what the fuck do you know about soul? You're on TikTok right now.
Dude, it's so crazy.
My, cause I've been adding so many people
cause of that horror in New York.
Oh right. Yeah. Yeah.
It's like got a million views now.
That's cool.
But now it's like, it's getting into like the,
you fucking Jews scum, Satanist.
Oh good, good, good.
All of a sudden. Yeah. There's a lot of anti-Semitism out there right now.
It's getting really bad.
I'm like, whoa.
It's back. It's hot.
It's hot.
It's like denim.
It's like denim.
Like denim jackets come back every 20 years.
Like bleach denim.
Yeah.
Don't wash denim, anti-Semitism, cargo, uh, uh, bell bottom pants.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
That's good. Next on Old Navy, anti-Semitism.
I know, the new anti-Semitism collection from Kohl's.
Use your Kohl's cash.
It's just like got Jewish guys on instead of George Washington.
I don't get it.
I mean, I get like, you know.
What's crazy is I've gotten like
a fucking shit ton, like 3,000 followers this week.
Well, so even if they're gonna hate you,
they're still following you.
I'm just gonna dive into the juice.
A lot of people I think are just doing
the anti-Semitism thing,
because they're like edge lord 16 year old internet people.
You guys gotta remember when you're arguing with people
on Instagram and TikTok that they're probably 15.
I know.
And there's no reason to argue with them.
I stopped reading Reddit.
Oh my God, don't ever read Reddit.
What are you talking about?
Reddit Jam Band stuff.
You used to go on there?
Yeah.
I'm getting shitting on less and less.
Yeah, they've gotten nicer actually in the Jam Band sub.
Twitter's a hell hole now.
Twitter's a hell hole.
I had this one guy, he's like,
oh, he's just making everyone be Jewish and be.
You can't make someone be Jewish.
Then there's like a picture of me and he like zoomed in.
So he like definitely animated this
or he zooms into my face and I turn into a rat.
Okay, that's kind of funny actually.
I mean, it's mean, but it is funny, right?
It is.
You know, it's kind of hard to become Jewish actually.
So that's not a very good argument.
You have to like go through,
no, you have to do a bunch of stuff.
Go through a bar mitzvah.
All that stuff. You have to like speak Hebrew and I don't, so that's not a very good argument. You have to like go through it. No, you have to do a bunch of stuff. Go through a bar mitzvah. All that stuff.
You have to like speak Hebrew and I don't,
so that's not a very good argument by him, is it?
It isn't.
Every 30 years it's back.
40s, it was definitely around the-
Now it calls.
Yeah.
Anti-Semitism.
It's like, it's fucking great.
Swastika on the lapel.
Ah, it's too good.
No, he didn't call me back.
He's probably busy.
It's going to be fun.
Yeah, I'm excited.
We're going to have fun, dude.
And then it'd be awesome because if I can play more than five songs if you want,
or if we don't find a show for to replace East Moline, let's just fucking party.
It's Halloween weekend in Chicago.
Let's go out and go haunt some people.
Oh, dude, I'm going after it.
Yeah. Speaking of Chicago, speaking of Halloween weekend, Let's go haunt some people. Oh dude, I'm going after it. Yeah. Speaking of
Chicago. Speaking of Halloween weekend, we are playing Hula Ween. Grab your tickets guys. Let's
bring COVID back. Let's party so hard. I don't brother. I think it's already back. I know people.
Yeah, people are sick. People are getting sick, but I'm not getting. I can't believe how many people are going out.
Like it's a Tuesday.
I've been out only, I went out Monday and Wednesday.
And everywhere I went, people are fucking out.
This town doesn't take a break.
They have nothing else to do, I guess.
I mean, maybe they're bored.
Well, there's other towns that there's nothing else to do
and it's, the bars are dead.
Yeah, I don't know.
Maybe people are just rich here
and they don't have to have jobs. I wonder about that. It's got
to be what it is right? That's the only reason they wouldn't be going out like
that. I don't really understand. I went to Emo night on a Monday and it was popping
with like 25 year olds to 35 year olds. Warthor's coming back.
You see that? Oh really? Yeah all the oh yeah live nation bought it back all the fans are over 18 so it's safe to have the shows again
Jesus Christ what is the emo community gonna beat my ass they came and left
their arms above their head cuz they're fucking chained cuz they went to jail
for banging a 14 year old oh well it's funny because literally like 75% of them have done that it's like oh weird so all these guys that wanted 14 year old. Oh my God. Well, it's funny because literally like 75% of them have done that.
And it's like, Oh weird. So all these guys that wanted 14 year old girls at their show
also wanted to bang 14 year old girls. Weird. Who could have put that together? Oh my God.
I didn't even realize that I forgot all those guys. All those band members who got canceled
for hooking up brand new and stuff. They're probably them. I mean, you know about that
stuff. You know that scene better than I do because I didn't see.
I knew that.
Yeah, but I was 14 when I came up.
Yeah, luckily you want those.
And those guys were 1920.
22.
You are 25 or 30.
And they're like, but now they're 40 and still hooking up
with these young.
Yeah, but those women are 30 now.
So it's fine, I guess.
But it's like, damn, but they're still getting in trouble.
Like, like, what's the deal? I don't know't know man I don't know why you would be how much
angry how much anger do you have with your mom and dad that you want to have
like 14 teenagers are not attractive they're weird looking and they smell
they're they're dumb what are you talking about it's like insane was never
into younger I just saw that what work no me neither I thought that warped to
a warped tour came back I was like oh yeah, yeah, of course, they're all 30 now
They can do it legally and not be scared of bringing people backstage anymore. It's just insane smell weird
What do you smell in 14 year olds? No, I just used to teach less
No, that's disgusting. I used to like teach private lessons
So yeah, they do have that kind of like that onion smell. Yeah, they're just like, you know, they're hormones are freaking out
Yeah, I used to teach lessons.
They used to be a camp counselor.
Oh my God. What kind of camp?
It was a sports camp.
Oh, cool.
And it wasn't like a Jewish sports camp?
No, it was a bunch of rich Jews that went there.
But I've noticed a lot of Jewish people went to summer camp growing up.
It's like a thing, right?
Sleepaway.
Sleepaway summer camp. Yeah, yeah.
That's why I was so dope that tour that rainbow. Shout out to Maryland, dude. You guys were fucking awesome. That was summer camp, yeah, yeah. That's why it was so dope, the tour, that rainbow.
Shout out to Maryland, dude.
You guys were fucking awesome.
That was awesome.
You guys crushed that.
Darlington, it was sick, but it was at a Jewish summer camp.
And I've never been inside,
it was like a three generation Jewish summer camp.
Oh wow.
And he's like, you smell the guilt.
Really?
You smell the anxiety in there.
Guilt and holla.
Guilt and holla.
Fucking inbreded in that fucking place. There's still Taurus everywhere.
But who headlined that? Did you ever go to sleep away camp?
I did one year, but it wasn't like Jewish, obviously.
We had us and Trombone Shorty headline.
Oh, I love Trombone Shorty. It was just like I went to one sleep away camp.
I hated it. I tried to leave the whole time.
They hated me. The camp counselors hated me.
I got in. I made a girl throw up.
I made the because so you'll love this.
This is very Nick Gerlach.
So it was like a camp, like an hour north of Fort Wayne.
All right, I'll hold that thought.
So this is good.
This is, you'll like this.
Cause you know how I'm very set in my ways, right?
So they would make you eat every day.
And if you, you had to finish your plate, right?
And they had something I didn't like.
I think it was like crepes.
I didn't really know what they were.
When I was 13, if I didn't know what something was I wasn't eating it
So they made me sit there and I couldn't go to the next thing which is horse riding they had horse riding at this shit
Which is weird because it wasn't like rich shit was that it wasn't rich. It's weird. It was just like
Indiana some old horses like shitty horses. There were some like good horses and
I hate the horse. I hated the horse part because I hated camp in general
I didn't like this shit. I want to be outside for a week. I don't know anyway, so
They're like, all right, you have to sit here and finish this or you can't go to horses
So I'm like, oh shit
So if I had to sit here and have a standoff with two 50 year olds
It's all I have to do is so they stood over me and tried to make me eat this thing for an hour me and
This other girl and I was like no, I'm not it. And they don't know that I am a fucking psycho.
OK, they don't know that I'm not like every other 13 year old there.
And I'm a goddamn insane person.
I'll just look at you and say, no, I'll sit here for eight hours
and not eat this goddamn pancake.
The girl gets so upset.
This is how we get to leave.
She gets so upset about them trying to make her eat it that she finally tries
to eat it and she just throws it up on the table.
And I'm just like, see?
And they're like, fine, you can go.
And then the whole, what assholes, I was just a bitch the whole week.
I didn't want to do anything.
I could, I've been like that my whole life.
If I don't want to do something, I'm like, fuck it.
Yeah.
Fuck this shit, dude.
My mom made me go, my mom made me do all these activities when I was a kid.
Yeah.
Single mom just get me out of the house.
You know what I mean?
But I was like, I want to go play baseball with my friends and it was just funny.
You would have loved it. Just seeing like a video of me like staring down these two like 50 year old adults
They own the whole it was like the owners of the whole camp. Why?
Why were they so like adamant of you eating this fuck?
I don't know what's like finish your plate kind of thing. Don't waste food kind of vibe, but it's like I don't want that
That's too culty. That's like that's like adopted. Yeah, like this is this is an Annie bitch
Yeah, I'm not I'm not forced to be at this fucking sleepwalking.
It's one of the strongest things I've ever done in my life
is just staring down to a door.
This isn't an orphanage.
Yeah. I mean, I paid you to be here.
You're being paid, bitch.
I don't want to eat the pancake.
Don't make me eat the fucking pancake.
I'm full.
You know what I'm saying?
And I was like, I don't want it.
And you're never going to make me eat this.
You don't know me.
I will sit here until Friday afternoon and go home and starve.
I don't give a fuck about you.
Call my mom, ask my mom.
God, it's so hot when you fucking talk like that.
What, do I get mad?
You just get stirred up.
I get stirred up.
I still get, I feel so bad ass about that still.
Just like, no, I don't care that you're adults.
You can't do anything.
Cause I knew in my mind, these people can't hit me.
They can't really do anything to me.
These aren't my parents.
These aren't even my teachers. These are just two people the fucking weird horse camp and freeman
It just called isn't freeman and he is like camp. I hope and they also had a weird
They had like a ghost story. They would do every time too. It was haunted by the Marshman. Yeah, you know, that was pretty fun
Do you ever get like hand jobs or anything at summer camp? That was a little young for that. It was like
It was like right before puberty. I was getting hand jobs. Yeah when I was a counselor, but
Yeah, that's like a let's not warp tore this
Warp tour they turn that into summer camp, but I went to the the camp that I was a counselor at I was there
For like ten years damn they pay you
fifteen dollars a day. What?
That's nothing.
That was, maybe it was Jewish then I guess.
Yeah, I was like, wow.
But like, yeah, so I left when I was in high,
cause you could start camp counseling when you're 14.
And then you go from 14 to 18.
And then you just, that's four years, not 10 years.
But I was at the camp from 13.
Oh, you went to the camp as a guest.
I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. 13 to like four, five, 18 year old Andy camp counseling, a bunch of
little kids. That's kind of funny to me because you were such a, like a 30 year old when you're
18. Oh yeah. I was like super athlete. Like in my head I was like, you've been 30 for
20 years. Oh yeah. That's funny. Funny. Cause I was like going through, it was, yeah, it
was kind of, it was, yeah, it was fun though. I'd roll in there.
Cause like, we were still kids when we were counselors.
So like we wanted to have fun too.
Yeah, exactly.
We were like, I mean all the counselors are hooking up, right?
That's like, we were all hooking up 14, 15, drink, sneaking beers and I remember I will
never drink flavored vodka.
Oh dude, I had a bad flavored vodka experience.
Apple.
Yeah. And I, and then a bad flavored vodka experience, apple.
Yeah, and then the acid reflux the next day
where you're like burping up.
Yeah, you know how bad it is when you're only 18
and you're getting acid reflux.
I wish I remember those days
so I wouldn't have been an alcoholic at the age of 35.
Maybe those are what made you an alcoholic though,
you know what I'm saying?
Why?
Because the earlier you start drinking,
the more likely you are to become an alcoholic.
I only drank twice.
In your life?
When I was a kid, I only really drank twice.
Really? Me too. I didn't...
I just started drinking until I was in...
On the road?
On the road. High school.
Interesting.
Not high school. College.
I thought you were like 13th, like drinking every weekend, sneaking off, getting in the liquor cabinet. Senior, cause I was like, you can't really drive drunk
because in California, like they scare the shit out of you
to like drink and drive.
I'm still so mad at those camp counselors.
I can't stop thinking about it now.
Let's call them.
I'm just kidding.
I think they're dead probably, I don't know.
Eat the fucking pancakes.
It was a crepe.
I remember it was a crepe
and I didn't really know what a crepe was.
I was 12.
Yeah, summer camp food is crap.
Yeah, exactly. And I just didn't want it. And you can't force me to eat this. And oh man, I felt like such a crepe and I didn't really know what a crepe was. I was 12. Yeah, summer camp food is crap. Yeah, exactly.
And I just didn't want it.
And you can't force me to eat this.
And oh, man, I felt like such a badass.
They finally just I didn't ever eat it.
Still, I mean, it's still sitting there.
There is 30 years later, 30 years later, still stubborn.
It's out. Let's go.
We need more stubborn people.
I know.
Someone's got to fucking put their foot down around here.
They need to fucking not do something you want to don't want to do.
And I've kind of just been telling people that people would kind of like Everyone's gotta fuckin' put their foot down around here. It's okay to fuckin' not do somethin' you don't wanna do.
I've kinda just been tellin' people that.
Like people would kinda like disrespect me a little bit.
There's a power in the word no.
Yeah, I'd be like, yeah.
Like this guy, he's a really nice guy.
He's part of our fan club and stuff.
And like, maybe I got a little too close with him
because I would like go out to dinner with him
and we'd talk.
Do I know him? No.
You might know him.
Okay.
And then I hear him talking some shit a little bit
every now and then.
What's he saying?
Just like shit about the band.
Because he's a super fan of another band.
So he goes to both of our shows.
We don't have to say what band it is.
Uh huh.
So I hear Megan on on both fan pages and stuff.
I'm like, oh
All right So like everything i'm saying is now
To him like I thought we were friends and now it's like oh he's just well fans
He's trying to get inside dirt and then posting it on the fan page. It's tmz. It's jam band tmz
What that's so weird that people do that
Jam band tmz, that's funny.
You getting other haters?
I feel like the hate's kind of died off with you,
I feel like. Yeah.
Two years ago, a year ago, I think it was way worse.
People have just accepted that you are gonna be
the way you are and so.
Yeah, I don't get a lot of hate.
Goose has been getting it still.
Well, I don't, what's bad now though?
Brendan Bales, hold on.
All right. Oh shit.
Did you accidentally?
He didn't.
He doesn't know how to work it, does he?
He's gotta call again.
Call again.
Call again.
Yeah, I haven't been really watching,
I've been, because I unfollowed everybody.
Yeah, yeah. So I really don't have have any don't know any dirt on anything anymore
That's good
Yeah, yeah, they still get all the hates the same hates boring
People are just jealous of Rick because he's cool and hot. Yeah, and he's a talent in yeah
Hey bailus, how you doing?
Hello, how are you? Dude, we're gonna be in a band next week.
I have a good name for the band.
What's the band name?
Can you hear me?
I can hear you.
Can you hear me?
The Nick Gerlach Trio.
Nick's here too.
Say hi to Nick.
Hi.
What's up, Gerlach?
Hey, buddy.
What's the word?
Are you excited about going on tour with us, even if it's just for a weekend?
Uh, yeah.
I'm funnier than Joel.
Yes, you are. That's true.
We're bringing everyone.
It was going to be just us two and now it's like a whole fucking hush posh.
It's like the Parchus family up in here, dude.
It's going to be good, man.
I need, uh, I need to get away from my kids now. I've been home long enough.
What's like how many days until it's like you're like, okay, I gotta get back on the road. Half hour?
Probably around week three when I'm just like driving a minivan to soccer mom.
So about the time a middle line bar... Hold've heard you've been home for three weeks now
Yeah
No gigs nothing. I did one with pony and Peoria Kenny's. Oh man. How was that?
It was good. We went out to dinner beforehand and probably drank way too much before we
even started. Oopsie. You guys can do that. So nice that people are still drinking. It's
I know. Yes. That's so sick of people getting sober. What was that? Give us a fucking over
people get so telling me about it. I don't give a fuck. I'm gonna tell you every time
I only get three hours of sleep on your podcast right now? We're on the podcast, yeah.
Oh, okay, good to know.
Yeah, so don't say that one word you were gonna say.
Yeah, don't do the hard end, Bayless.
Hard end.
Brendan.
Brendan.
Brenda.
Tell me about the Myers wedding.
I posted a picture of your outfit, and it looked great.
Oh yeah, my dad, I went home for my dad's 80th birthday
and I went through the closet and I picked out five
or six things from 1970 that he's never gonna wear again.
And I put them on and, dude, I didn't even iron it.
I took it off the hook and put it right on
and fit like a glove.
Weird, why does it make sense?
Damn, you guys, did you get the,
are you bringing them home?
You should bring them home.
Oh, they're home, yeah.
It looked dope.
You look like John Candy, dude.
I haven't seen it.
I will model them for you.
I was going for the Rodney Dangerfield.
Oh, Rodney Dangerfield.
I love Rodney Dangerfield.
I love that the alarm went off in the wedding.
Oh yeah, the fire.
Oh yeah, I felt so bad for them.
The first song when the band started
They had a smoke machine and it was an oil-based haze instead of a water-based haze. Oh, no
Exacuate the whole place. Did you know you're gonna have to play music for the wedding?
I knew that we were gonna play two songs in the ceremony. I didn't know we're gonna be kind of improvising for a while
You got Myers, dude.
And then, um, yeah, we played two in the reception as well.
Oh my God. Full umpires. Yep.
So yeah, it was nice though. It was the weather was perfect. And, uh,
were you in Nashville? Someone married Chris Myers, huh? Yeah.
It was in Bering, it was in
basically 45 minutes west of Chicago. Oh okay. Oh that's convenient. That's where he's from I think.
Chris. Yeah. Did Annie go? Yeah Annie went, Melchand Pony stayed and Joel stayed at my
house so we had a large group here and the kids went out. That must have been fun having a bonding with the boys.
Yeah it was good we went out to see Sturg Sturgill Simpson the night before. Oh shit. It's all shed. Oh
My god nice adult weekend. He stole your sound guy. He stole your sound guy. What do you mean?
Yeah, didn't he Mitchell's Mitchell's run in front of house for him. Yeah, he's well Chris is like late 50s
His daughter's in grad school on a scholarship. He paid his house off. He's he's close to retirement
Whoa, no shit. He looks great. I thought he was like mid 40s. Damn. He looks good
Good you should see him naked. I have a hog on that's how I know
Come on that's what people only want to hear about is want to hear about jam band hog we just compared anti-semitism to coal yeah that's what
we did today we're like coles is like our anti-semitism is like coles every every four
years it comes back something comes back around in style oh man well i'll let you go i just want to
say hi you guys must really be out of material if you needed to call me to fill some time on
your podcast.
No, you're funny.
We were talking about the tour, seeing what we're going to do if East Moline cancels.
So we're like, we're going to just stay at your house and have a fun party.
We can just play West Moline?
Yeah, we'll work on that. You and I need to write a Christmas Hanukkah song.
Oh my God, that sounds awesome. Okay, deal.
Yeah.
All right, cool.
Half minor, half major. All right, what are you gonna tell the fans
how they're gonna have a great week this week?
How are they gonna prepare for that?
Oh, everybody who's listening right now,
you have two choices.
Don't make a bad choice.
Life is a blessing.
Wake up every day.
And even if you know I'm full of shit, pretend I'm not.
See the monotone in his voice.
He needs to get back on the road.
Yeah.
I hear it in your fucking voice.
He's always kind of like that.
He's like, listen, guys, follow your dreams.
I've been around my kids.
I love them too much.
Kids.
Kids.
Parents always still love their kids until they're around them.
Yeah.
All right.
Good luck out there.
Hey, I'm going golfing today, bud.
I was thinking about you, because the last time I went golfing
was with you. Keep your head downing today, but I was thinking about you cuz the last time I went golfing was With you keep your head down
Yeah, I'm going with Scott moral
Should we need to get done? All right, see you soon. Bye. Bye. Bye
Love you, buddy. Bye. I'm gonna start this he needs to get back on the road
Oh, you can hear this voice God damn it. Parents are so funny. All they do talk about is how great
having kids is and now it's the best thing ever happened to them. Then they're
around their kids for literally eight hours and they can't wait to get back in
the road and they can't wait to get away from them. It's like, well you got to
pick. It's like the opposite of a dog. It's like people are like all my friends
who have like their second and third. I went back to LA and like saw my friends.
Yeah. Who went out two kids, three kids. They're like, so when are you gonna do where like all my friends who have like their second and third, I went back to LA and like saw all my friends who are now two
kids or three kids are like, so when are you going to do that?
And they're all like, yeah, when are you going to do that?
Heavy. I'm like, I don't think I need to do that.
You don't have any light in your eyes.
You look like you just got back from Vietnam.
I don't think I'm going to be having kids anytime soon.
And yeah, I'm good, bro.
Yeah, he got drafted.
Looks like he got drafted.
Looks like he got drafted. When are you going to, cause I think it's like a club. They want to trick.
It's like a cult.
They were like, want to trick you in and cause they don't want
you to be enjoying your life. Right.
Fucked up. So fucked up.
I'm sure there are benefits to, I guess.
Oh, someone's going to take care of them when they're old.
At least we're just going to die in a nursing home looking at a wall.
What do I do this weekend? Should we go hang out? We're going to go to eggy, right?
Oh, we're going to eggy. This is a fun episode. We talked about fun stuff.
I know anti-Semitism and a while summer camp. I think we should just only just do
Nick and Andy's from now on. Yeah, I think next season we're only going to do Nick
and Andy's unless there's like some really we've heard the fans, you guys don't care about these...
You know, singer-songwriter...
No, I'm just kidding.
I've been getting more into singer-songwriter.
What?
Yeah.
Just people that can actually do it.
You kind of get...
Dude, four, have you ever taken four shots
and put it in ice?
Yeah, I'm a fucking...
Woo!
You can get me back into lyrics again a little bit.
I mean, that guy McGee, I've been getting into him big time,
but he has a sound too.
They have to have a sound.
Who's that one guy that we like that you kind of showed me?
Big on TikTok.
He's like Jesse something maybe.
Jesse Wells.
That guy. That's a beast.
He's like the good version of Oliver Anthony.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like he's singing about the same thing.
We got him coming on the pod.
Jesse?
Yeah.
What's his last name again? Well, Wells. Yeah, he's playing. He's I'm saying like he's singing about the same thing. We got him coming on the pod. Jesse? Yeah. What's his last name again?
Well Wells. Yeah, he's playing. He's like I don't want to we asked him he said AF.
I love you. It's all about the music right now. No interviews. I like that. I mean I respect that though
Yeah, if you don't like cuz there's some people that just kind of don't want it
I'll take that over a bad guy that wants to and it's bad, right?
But he's cool.
He's got some like, just like something to him, you know?
He can play guitar too.
Who do you think is the best guitar player
like in folk music?
Sturgill.
Oh, yeah, he does rap, doesn't he?
Dude.
But he has a band.
I'm talking about people that just kind of like
do your thing.
Damien Rice.
Yeah.
Fucking bad motherfucker.
Yeah.
Glenn Hansard.
I don't know him at all.
I know Damien Rice.
He was kind of in the Dave Matthews sort of spectrum back in the day. Well duh. Yeah. Glenn Hansard. I don't know him at all. I know Damien Rice. He was kind of in the Dave Matthews sort of spectrum back in the day.
What?
Yeah.
He would get a little electronic.
I guess Dave.
We good.
Dave is a great rhythm guitar player.
He's sort of an underrated guitar player.
Right.
Yeah.
That band rips in general.
Jeff coffin on sacks.
Oh yeah.
I'm subbing for Jeff coffin on new years.
What for what Dave with Dave?
No, I'm freeze.
He usually does the unfreeze gig on New Year's and he's not, I'm doing it for some reason. He didn Year's. What? For what, Dave with Dave? No, Umfriese. He usually does the Umfriese gig on New Year's
and he's not, I'm doing it for some reason.
He didn't do it last year either, did he?
I don't, I think he did.
I wanna be there at Denver.
The Mad Dog Horns.
Denver, go see Umfriese at Ogden.
Boulder, Boulder Theater.
I thought they're playing Ogden too.
They're doing like two nights at Ogden
and then a night at Boulder I think, or something.
Some sort of, just look it up.
Cool.
Yeah, so I've been getting more into lyrics.
Maybe I should start writing lyrics. I
Just want you know, you think my life is about
That fucking pancake and summer can't fuck your pancake
It's a metal your pancake for her picker fun to be in a metal band like yeah
I want to be so bad bow and I got so jealous bow into a
He wants his metal concert last night. Ooh, what?
Oh, Julie worked at Filmora?
Yeah.
Yeah, she was the production assistant on that.
Oh, dude, it looks fucking rad.
She said it ripped, yeah.
I love that your girlfriend loves metal.
She likes metal a lot.
I mean, she's kind of white trash.
She's from Fort Wayne.
Like, she's got that in her.
Julie's got a little bit of white trash in her.
It's all I like about her.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's from where I'm from, so.
She likes that.
She likes Umphries a lot, too. I met her like, she was an Umphries chick where I'm from. So she likes that. She likes umpires a lot too.
I met her like she was an umpires chick when I met her.
That's kind of funny.
She used to like fish,
but I think she doesn't like it after she was.
I'm scared of women.
Yeah, they're scary.
So that makes sense.
Some of the scariest things on earth are women.
Poisonous flowers are women.
No, I was kidding.
But no, yeah, they can,
cause you never know. You never know what they're going to say next. Do you never know? You ever do
something? You're like, you ever have a good time with someone and all of a
sudden they're like, turn, turn into like, what are we? Well, not what are we?
Cause I've been in the same relationship for like 11 years, but like,
like we're just having a good time. Is this still, it's more like, are we still
doing this?
Yeah, I don't know. It's like women, they can,
and men have their own set of issues too.
I've never bought the argument that,
I've never bought the argument that women are more emotional
than men, you know, because it's like,
I've just never seen a woman haul off
and punch a hole in the drywall before,
over like, over losing a parlay, you know what I mean?
So it's just a different kind of emotional.
But yeah, women are they're trickier.
They're like a puzzle.
Oh, and I would.
The couple couple days ago.
Yeah. And I just like I just got back from tour.
I didn't want to be making a whole night thing.
Yeah. So I just went to fire on the mound to go see touring, which was sick.
Shout out to touring. I got to text him.
That was fun show.
But Bansi from again, kitchen dwell sick. Shout out to Torrin, I got to text him. That was a fun show. What band's he from again?
Kitchen Dwellers.
That's right, yeah.
See the dread guy?
I felt bad because the Dodger game was on,
so I was just so glued to the Dodger game.
He was like, kept on staring me like, what the fuck?
You're still listening.
I was listening, I was clapping.
Yeah.
But yada yada, so I just left.
I'm like, I gotta go, I can't be here.
She just got in a hissy fit,
like I thought we were going to hang out all night. I'm like, we just hung out now I can't be here. She's just got in a hissy fit Like I thought we're gonna hang out all night. I'm like we just hung out now
I don't like I don't like going out to these things where everyone is
You know gonna like take pictures of you. Yeah, I saw somebody post a picture of you like yeah
I'm like 20 feet away like I mean I'll do it cuz I'm no they liked it was like a lot like fans
But it's like yeah
It's a little I just just wanna go to a dive bar
and just sit in a dark corner.
And not exist.
And not exist, and drink and watch television,
eat peanuts.
Yeah, and chicken wings.
Chicken wings.
I couldn't agree with you more on that, actually.
I know.
It's never a good conversation.
But I did that for her, so we could hang out.
Yeah.
And she's like, ugh, and then she kinda gave me
a hissy fit, and then, and then kinda like laughed. I'm like, all right, whatever. They she's like, uh. And then she kinda gave me a hissy fit and then kinda like laughed.
I'm like, all right, whatever.
They're Rubik's cubes.
Yeah.
Like once you figure it out.
Just trying to be friends with everybody.
You figure it out and they just mess it up
and you gotta do it again.
No new friends.
No new friends like Drake?
No new friends.
I'm getting a new phone number.
Ooh.
I'm gonna be less available.
Less ava-able?
Does that mean, does that make me a dick? No. If I gonna be less available. Less ava-available? Does that mean, does that make me a dick?
No, I mean.
If I'm being less available?
No, that's the problem.
That's the whole issue here is you think you're a dick
if you're less available,
but you're actually not being a dick,
and that's why you've been made yourself too available.
Yeah.
I'm happiest when I was like just.
Watching TV at home.
Watching TV at home.
We talked about this before.
I was laughing.
It's the greatest drug owner.
I was literally, I did, I got off the couch, went to get some potato chips,
and I did a heel click.
Okay, that's...
I was so excited to be home.
You can do a heel click?
Hell yeah!
That's pretty athletic.
Really?
I think so, that's where you jump up in the air and,
I could never do that, even when I was like 10.
I couldn't really get off the ground.
I was just so happy to be alone and just like fucking...
Did you ever dunk?
No.
Okay.
Yeah.
You may be a little short.
I was short.
Didn't have any vertical.
Oh, well you could do a heel click.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe you just need to be home alone more.
I know.
Hmm.
I'm fun.
I'm excited to go out and hang out tomorrow though.
It'll be fun.
Yeah.
I'll protect you.
Please do.
Whenever someone starts bothering you, I'll just start getting real weird.
I'll start talking about camp.
I mean, like, I don't want to take this stuff for granted because I do love that.
It's a blessing that I get fans and shit.
Well, yeah, but you can do that without going out every single night and talking to every single person that everyone wants to talk to you as well.
You know what I mean?
There's a line.
I think people will be fine yeah
I might want to be a dick my add a little miss I don't think you're being a
dick if you're not even there in the first place how can you be a dick to
someone yeah you're being a dick if you're like fuck off go away like that's
right but it's like I don't know it's good to stay home oh you got this nice
house you might as well use it I know know, I was thinking about that. Beautiful.
We should use it more.
Very comfortable.
We got a lot of college football on Saturday?
Yeah, I would love to.
Come on, I just want to hang out with you.
I don't want to hang out with anyone else.
I'm so easy to hang out.
People don't understand this.
Everyone thinks I'm like this.
This is this new thing where everyone thinks I'm like this.
I do also miss Andrew Cooney.
I haven't seen him in a while.
I've been hanging out with him a little.
Really?
Yeah, I've been running into each other.
He's like me though. He's calm.
Maybe I'll come to Trivia too, Monday.
Yeah, he's calm.
Had to take a couple weeks off.
Yeah, well you were out of town.
That's true.
Trivia is not something you need to come to every week.
I like it though.
It's been going well again.
Popped off.
Been too crowded, buddy.
No, it got back to its regular thing again
where it's just like nice and people are being,
people are starting to shut up during questions. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to make an announcement.
Nick, the Trivia Master, Gerlach has two year anniversary of his trivia.
Longer than my parents first marriage. Of his new career.
I beat my parents first marriage. Wow. Two year Trivia Master.
That's a lot of games written. I know, dude.
It's pretty impressive.
That's a hundred.
Be honest, have you ever like reused some games?
I have never reused a question.
I've maybe reused like a fact and like flipped it a different way.
Wow.
Well, one thing that helps is I do current events every week,
so that can't be repeated, you know what I'm saying?
But, so let's say there's like 30 questions a week.
That's like 3,000 questions at least.
Wow.
Because I've done other shows too in there.
Isn't that crazy?
So crazy.
Some company hired me to do this.
That's really impressive, dude.
I know, people don't really get it.
And for like, not a lot of money.
Well, I'm making some money now, but yeah, yeah,
you're right, it's not like a ton.
Not like a ton.
That's a lot of work for little.
It doesn't take me though.
I'm getting real good at it though, is the thing.
So it's like. You're just becoming a master.
I wrote the last week's game in like an hour and a half.
Are you alert? Are you becoming smarter because of this? I think so. I don't know.
I want to go play trivia somewhere else. What's the capital of North Dakota? Bismarck.
Okay. I know all the capitals. Respect. Yeah, I've been known.
Who started World War II? I'm a little autistic ass and I was a kid, made sure I knew all those. My grandpa used to prison me around him.
Who started World War II?
That's the hot topic, say it.
Well, you could argue Adolf Hitler,
but you know, it all started in World War I,
you know what I mean?
Who started World War I?
Well, it kind of started with the assassination
of Arstur Ferdinand in Sarajevo.
You ever hear about that assassination?
It's pretty crazy.
They tried to shoot him, right?
Or something in some parade or throw a grenade at him.
Oh yeah, they tried to throw a grenade at him
in a parade and it fucked up.
Then his car was going somewhere else to go eat after
or something and it got stuck in an alley
and the assassin just like happened to run across him
and then he got killed that way.
And it just blew up.
World War I is very complicated.
It's very hard. I don't really, it's like, I've been trying to learn more about it. It's a little much
more complicated because the countries were different but basically Yugoslavia started and
then Germany took their side and then everything went to shit. This week at Kohl's we will be
talking no World War I isn't that you that's not that's not your fault. Blaming the Jews for World War II. Blaming the Jews on World War II.
The biggest victim of all. That's insane.
But yeah, World War II, yeah, that's a bad thing.
But anyway, history's pretty interesting. There's just so much of it.
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I didn't know about that.
Dude, it's so hard to get into.
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He's either good or there's-
Doing magic.
Or no one's doing magic.
And he's like turning, he's morphing into like a guy.
Oh.
He's turning into the magic.
Those guys suck.
Really?
I don't know.
I thought all these, I grew up with a magician.
There was a magician in Indianapolis
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Really?
Yeah, cause he'd always just try to hit on girls
the whole time and I'd be like, dude, go away.
Some of them are creepy.
Yeah, there's creeps.
There's creeps everywhere, let's be honest.
Yeah.
But. It's not like there's no creepy accounts.
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Yeah, that's a great read.
It's free, I mean, there's no reason to not at least check it out.
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All right, I gotta go golf.
Keep your head down.
I know, these guys are really good.
I'm kind of scared, I kind of wanted to like.
Why don't you just ride along in the golf cart
and just entertain everybody.
I wanna do that. They're not gonna let you, are they? along in the golf cart and entertain everybody. I wanted to do that. I want to do that.
They're not going to let you, are they?
They're going to say, Andy,
you're going to have to hit them.
Where's the course?
Red Rocks County, our country club.
So right by Red Rocks?
Yeah, that's where Stroll lives.
Oh.
So it's me, Stroll.
Scott.
Scott Morrill.
And then this guy who lives in the community as well.
Oh no, he's going to be really good, I bet.
But he says he's a fan of mine.
It's a party group. So we're going gonna be chugging beers. Yeah but other
people trying to play through and stuff you know what I mean? I know
they said we're gonna be the bad boys. Okay of the golf course. Of the golf course.
Gonna be bapping. What time is it? What happened? I couldn't bring Denzel today. Julie wouldn't let me.
Zach Brian.
Oh, what'd he do?
Oh, Snoop Dogg's we're about to announce that.
Zach Brown.
You mean?
Well, yeah, Zach Brian and Snoop Dogg did song together too.
Really?
I mean, Snoop Dogg's everywhere.
He's everywhere.
He's hosting the voice this year.
Wow.
He's one of the coaches.
Don't do too much. What was that? Oh, scratching my teeth on my things. I'm anxious. this year. Wow. He's one of the coaches.
Don't do too much! What was that? Oh, I was scratching my teeth on my thing because I'm anxious. Looks like you were doing gummies.
Oh no. Snoop Dogg, please don't do too much so when our song comes out there'll be
still enough heat. Yeah well it's not for a while right? Right. Yeah. 420. Alright
guys, I love you. Oh I love you too. That was a nice one. That was a great one dude.
Yeah I felt good. Can't wait till we can get back to just doing this every week and I know I'm home now
So home we're going to Italy, but you should come we could do one remote from Italy
On the riverside very surprising Pete that John is still gonna come. I have I thought he was that
I don't know he gets like after a tour
He just gets like really depleted and sad.
Like you, like everybody.
Like me, like everybody.
I think everyone does.
And we're going to Europe like a week later.
It might be good for him though.
Yeah, I think so.
I mean you're not going to be recognized in Italy, I mean really.
Well it's more of just fucking abusing our bodies.
I know we're all going to egg each other on.
People don't really drink like that over there do they?
I guess you do.
Let's call the cacuses real quick. See what type of attitude they have for I can't believe they're so
Station I call them stations
Remember stations from back to the future to her Bill and Ted sex elementary. Yeah
Let's do aliens that chat a Macacuzzi if you don't know they're my rhythm section back in the day
We just call them the cocoa tails and the marching band. Yeah, they're my rhythm section back in the day. We used to call them the Cacotails. They're the marching band. Yeah.
They show up every jam cruise and they show up for all the big shows.
Yeah.
It's over guys.
What's your album going to be called?
I had my growing pains.
36.
I used to love that show.
I love that show too.
Yeah, no one's answer.
I think people are just like, ah, fuck this guy.
They're maybe they're doing their NBA fantasy draft.
Yeah.
Get good.
Let me call my manager, he likes me, I pay him.
Matt?
Yeah.
I like Matt, he's calm.
Yeah.
Let's see if he answers and then we'll leave each other alone.
I like you.
I know you do.
Yeah.
I'm just being sad, boy.
Why?
I don't know, cause.
You have nothing to be sad about right now, Matt
What are you doing? You're on the podcast. Just tell me you love me. I
Love you, Andy Frasco. It's not a fake. That's not a fake
What do you mean it's not even
He's putting in the girl lock grinder Matt, how we doing? How's the, how's the Frasco business doing?
Hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
Let me find the real me in this conversation.
Okay, cool.
Okay, I'm back now.
Hey, Matt, how you doing?
Hey, my man, your man on the phone.
Good.
I'm great.
How are you?
How's the Frasco business doing today?
That's good, man.
You know, I feel confident and we're making moves.
Oh, all the great things. That did sound sincere. That did sound sincere, but that sounds like it's
not doing that great. You said confident, at least I've ever heard confident. We have a great record
and it's going to be awesome. All right. I got to go. Try not to die.
Try not to die.
It is a good record.
It is a good record.
I will say that it's an incredible record.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's we've got a good place.
We got a good plan.
Everything's good.
We're all ready to go.
I mean, yeah, I think so. I feel I feel like you feel hesitation.
I don't have hesitation. I'm just neurotic today. I'm dying. I feel like no one likes me today.
Oh, well, he didn't go out. Everyone loves you.
We get an email every day about how great you make people feel and how they want to be in your world
in your orbit. Here we go. You shouldn't feel that way.
Thanks, bro.
And yeah, I think things are good, man.
So don't take that out of your system if you can.
OK.
It's hard to do.
OK, cool.
All right, I feel better now.
Are you lying about that?
Do people really do that?
No, I believe that.
No, people do.
We got an email today about someone you met at a festival
and you guys really hit it off and we loved, they loved your show.
And there's another artist and they want to go on the road with Andy.
Oh, there it is.
You make people feel like you're a part of the family.
So they want some.
And that makes everyone want to be around you.
So it's great.
Narrating the phone call over here.
Yeah, Nick's narrating the phone call right now.
Okay, cool. That feels good.
Okay, I feel good.
I'm glad I gave you a verbal blowjob. Ask him if he gets any emails about me or anything.
Do you get any emails about Nick Erlich? No, they usually say, hey, who's the guy that's with him
on the podcast? I don't know about that, dude. Okay, cool. Perfect, actually. Okay, cool. You too, Nick.
Well, we love you. I'm thankful you're in my life and Nick's life.
He says the same.
Yeah you're great.
We are very thankful to be in your life.
We all enjoy working with both of you.
So it's a good time.
Any of your bands need a sax player right now?
I do.
Yeah but like a...
He does.
Alright Matt, do you want to give anyone, you want to give the fans before we walk off this thing?
I'm going golfing today.
I'm going to smoke a cigar.
I'm going to be like you.
You're into cigars now.
He got me into it.
Oh yeah, I've never really.
Dude, you're pro now.
What are you talking about?
I'm trying to substitute cocaine with cigars.
You're cultivating your experience.
You know what you like.
It's good stuff.
Does Ivory still like us?
Yes, of course.
What about me? We were talking about you this. It's good stuff. Does Ivory still like us? Yes, of course.
What about you?
We were talking about you this morning.
Okay, cool.
Why am I so insecure today?
That's how you are.
You're just like, that's your natural homeostasis,
this insecurity.
We all go through these feelings, though.
It's normal.
There's nothing wrong with it.
Oh, Matt, I got a question for you.
You're my manager.
Yes.
So I'm thinking of changing my phone so I got a question for you. You're my manager. Yes.
So I'm thinking of changing my phone so I'm a little less accessible or available. You think that's okay?
Changing your phone number?
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, just getting a new phone, the iPhone 16.
I got that.
Did you just get a new phone?
I did.
Do we have to go through this again?
No, no, no. But do you think...
No, I think...
Like, listen, the reason people do you think it's like listen you're the reason people love you
is because you're accessible so I think you're willing to just communicate with
anyone at any time right I think you have to put boundaries on that like okay
because you also need to take care of yourself you need to rest like and you
can't be always on for everyone, you know, so
if that helps you put up better boundaries than a hundred percent, but I
Think you do need some boundaries in your life with things like that. It's changed like the third number Yeah, you have to take care of your mental health and your
Physical self and that's rest, you know
Look at how common he's calm but he gets the person thinks everyone hates him when he rests, cause he didn't go out
and 80 people didn't tell him how great he is
at the bar last night.
Shut the fuck up, Nick.
Oh, Nick.
Okay.
All right, I feel way better.
Okay, I'm good.
I'm gonna go kick ass at golf.
We'll do that and then let's talk a little later.
All right, I'll call you on my way to golfing.
I'll call you too.
All right, good work.
Hey, Matt.
Hey, Matt.
Yes.
I love you. Love you too, bud. Oh, goodbye. I'm talking a bit. Bye bye
And you're a great guy. Yeah, I like him. He's very calm. I like calm speakers. It makes me
That's a lot of good managers out there. There's like four or five of them. All right, guys. Have a great week. Yeah, be safe out there
We'll see you next time. Don't do too much cocaine. We'll see you at the tour guys. Hey guys, let me tell you something
Don't do too much drugs this weekend. Do you at the tour guys. Hey guys, let me tell you something. Don't do too much drugs this weekend.
Do some drugs though.
Do a little bit, have fun, but don't over beat it.
Cause it's going to be Monday again.
Don't ruin football.
Yeah, don't ruin football.
You don't want to be too hung over
to watch football correctly.
That's true.
We say that we're going to go party on Saturday.
Yeah, but I'm going to be a good boy.
I'm a medium boy.
You know how I am.
I keep it.
No, let's go.
Let's go for it. Well for me going for it. I'm telling everyone not to go it. No, let's go. Let's go for it.
Well, for me, going for it.
I'm telling everyone not to go for it, then we're like, let's go for it.
Me going for it is not like some other people's going for it.
I'm still home by, you know, one.
Okay.
Jerking off.
Right.
Well, jerk off if you want to.
Party if you want to.
Come to our tour.
Come talk to me.
I'm very accessible.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah.
And what are we in the Midwest?
I like those people. Come to the Bay of Frasco
girl. Octor, if you have a question that you want me to ask during the
newlywed thing, let me know. Yeah, I probably email or just find them on
instagram. It's not hard to find or I might. I probably won't use it. Who's
on the show next week? I think we find out I got my phone on me. It is oh
oh, Cameron winter from Geese.
I got yes.
Yeah, we're interviewing Monday.
We're interviewing Monday.
I'll be funded.
And then we're also wearing goose shirts.
I don't have one, but yeah, I got to be.
I'm sure your goose shirt fits my fat ass.
And then we're interviewing David Shaw from the rival list.
I guess try not to die is coming up.
Yeah.
And David Shaw, we got a bunch of shit
We got some really big guests coming up besides like the Nick and Andy stuff the guests we are getting coming up or yeah
Much more desirable. We got some big stars. Oh my god, Todd glasses calling. We got a answer. Okay, you gotta do that
Todd
You're on the podcast You called me! Shut the fuck up! You called me! It's an old class of a president.
I was like, here's what I do.
I call people, say hello.
Say hello, Todd. Hello!
Hey Todd! Hello!
Oh, now's not a great time!
I'm on the other line.
Hey, do you know who RootBeer Richie is?
Who's RootBeer Richie?
Oh my god, you don't know who he is?
No. I fucking love him. Where are you? what's squeaking behind you you know how's I'm I really on the you're really on the
Your Richie and the rebels and listen to the song everybody but you it's so good. I'll check it out
Nick's there too. He says hi
All right, I was feeling really insecure. I thought people didn't like me anymore
and then you called me right at the end.
This is perfect timing.
I love you Andy.
Kismet.
I love you as much as you could love another person.
I love you too buddy.
You know, I don't take my friendships for granted.
I think about it all the time.
That's why I call you out of the blue
and I go, Andy, um, but Root Beer Richie,
I hate to depress you, but you should know who Root Beer Richie is. Wait, did you find a new favorite band? I
Did you find a new favorite band no fuck that not that really? They're in Denver tonight by the way.
They're playing in Denver tonight.
No, we're not going.
OK, I'll come out.
I think you would like it.
I really do.
All right. It's just I don't want to try to explain it.
You know, we're trying to explain it.
Idiots.
Drew, he's right about that.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, I'm that's it.
We'll talk later.
I'll call you when I'm off the off the show.
Thank you.
All right.
Love you.
Goodbye.
Go go watch.
Go watch Todd's new special on Netflix.
Can I borrow $20?
Yes, bye.
Oh, that was great.
All right, guys, enjoy your day.
See, people do like me.
Yeah, I don't think I never, yeah.
Sometimes why do people get into that rut? Like you're like, oh, people hate you.
Natural ups and downs.
Is it low dopamine?
Yeah, hormones up and down. You know, men have cycles too.
All right, guys. Bye.
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