Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - EP 312: Nick, Andy, & Allie Kral

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

Righteous fiddling friend of the band, Allie Kral jumps on mic to get real deep in the shallow end with Andy & Nick. Don't miss electric reveals of who-kissed-who's and an honest discussion on the rep...ercussions of chucking heavy objects at smarmy bandmates whilst driving on the road in the tour van. Plus! All sorts of updates relevant to your musical interests. Now you can see these rock n' roll ding-dongs in color, should you choose to watch this episode *exclusively* on Volume.com We're psyched to partner up with our buddies at Volume.com! Check out their roster of upcoming live events and on-demand shows to enrich that sweet life of yours. Call, leave a message, and tell us who you think the essential American rock band is today: (720) 996-2403  Check out our new album!, L'Optimist on all platforms Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For more information on Andy Frasco, the band and/or the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com Produced by Andy Frasco, Nick Gerlach, Joe Angelhow, & Chris Lorentz Audio mix by Chris Lorentz Featuring: Mara Davis

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey everybody, Nick Gerlach. Welcome to the World Saving Podcast. We have a great guest this week, Ally Crawl, who's been joining Andy on the band, old friend of mine. Very, very funny woman. If you have a quick second, stop by and leave a review or subscribe to the podcast on whatever platform you choose to listen to.
Starting point is 00:00:26 And also, while you're here, don't forget to check out OnlyFrascos.com, the new subscription service through our partners over at Volume.com. You get a bunch of free goodies, including a free stream from Andy and the band at least once a month for a very low fee Okay, have a great week and enjoy this week's edition of the world saving podcast That was Chris Wow fresh off Jam Cruise fresh off Jam Cruise like it never never happened Andy Frasca's world team podcast on location once again still on this Tour and fucking vibes are high. I can't come vibes are high, dude
Starting point is 00:01:20 Hello, I'm back. Do you hear that beautiful voice? Thanks for all your voicemails about my solo pod last week Everyone liked it people liked it a lot. I might start doing that every once in a while on a Wednesday. Okay, dude Why't you just do it yeah I'm just gonna start doing it cuz it's audio too so it's like easy well I can move to three days a week or three yeah week and you can one it's fun yeah did you listen to it I did it's pretty good yeah yeah I just wrote down some bullet points I did video too it looked pretty good so I can still do that but right yeah Nick girl like my co-host going solo like Tupac people are like they're like god. I just want to hear Nick Frasco's I still Talk about his beating off and mental health. I did throw one beating off thing in there for you
Starting point is 00:01:56 Remember I was like this is where Andy would ask me if I was cranking hog And I did but it was mostly Gene Hackman movies. Oh, how you doing Nick? I'm doing great. I'm fresh I flew in the day before for once so I'm not dragging So he was Nick there is one Nick is here because he was getting jealous that I was gonna be campaign for the mayor of Indianapolis law he can't I Would destroy you I know these people no I was like I'm like No, I don't I don't think you I think I would crush you on the black vote here I was we we got here two days early before on our first day. Oh, yeah, you came here Monday, right?
Starting point is 00:02:30 Yeah, I went to Connors pub Like I didn't realize how popular I am in this town. Yeah, everyone was like pulling me out. You could move here. I think So do you want a guy who's pessimistic about Indiana or do you want a guy? I think So do you want a guy who's pessimistic about Indiana or do you want a guy like yeah? So good to be here during basketball, I know this is like your fucking wet dream Mousetrap on Saturday. I'm doing the three things. I like in Indiana than I'm going home. You didn't the rotation Yeah, what do you do here in Indiana? I go to yats. I go to the chatterbox. I go to jazz kitchen Yeah, and then I go to the mousetrap and then I go to Indiana. I go to yet. I go to the chatter box. I go to jazz kitchen. Yeah. And then I go to the mouse trap and then I go home.
Starting point is 00:03:07 You check on any like ex girlfriends. No, no, no, no. They're all married now. So they're all happily. I was just there in the window. Well, they all moved. Actually is the real problem. So I don't know where they live anymore. So I'd be there. Yeah, man. It's towards been fucking awesome. Plus I actually rent a there. Yeah. Man, this tour's been fucking awesome. Plus I got to rent a car. Yeah. That's what you're worried about.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Renting a fucking Kia. Yeah. I would drive by all my ex-girlfriends' house, but then I'd have to rent a car and put it on my credit card. I don't think you can write that off anymore. How's Denver been? It's been good. Been good.
Starting point is 00:03:40 I went to some good shows. I went to that Lettuce Orchestra show right after. Yeah, they look good. I was proud of Regime. Fucking insane. Shout went to that lettuce orchestra show right after I look good I was proud of regime fucking insane. That's a regime music group for fucking Another great another great talent in that Line up lettuce. They killed it. It was amazing. It's all Hillary She was very happy that I didn't I paid for a ticket. I was Benny doing I didn't ask for guest list pretty good I think he's you know since his mom passed and considering you know, he's like I haven't seen him I don't really hang out with him. I've been he's you know, it's a very long past and considering, you know He's like I haven't seen him. I don't really hang out with him. I've been texting a little bit
Starting point is 00:04:08 But I think I want to call him he's handling it pretty well I think you know as well as a man can handle something like that. Yeah, it's hard Yeah, I mean, I don't know enough to really talk about I don't but I think it was pretty sudden So yeah, it was during jam cruise. Yeah. Mm-hmm. We're thinking about you Benny. We love you so much Yep, and he's the man into probably the best musician I know maybe you say that about every musician. I know a lot of good literally say that about every I know a lot of good-ass musicians. I never said about you I didn't say it about you either
Starting point is 00:04:38 Welcome back. Oh, yeah, baby. Um shit This tour has been amazing. I know, you guys are selling out everything. Selling out everything and we're happy. I know, it's weird. It's weird, us being this happy at week five? Yeah, I was like, what time are you guys getting to the venue and you text me back,
Starting point is 00:04:58 we're on our way, babe. I was like, babe, on a weekday of a tour? Things must be going really well. Then I walked up you guys were all look very rested. We're sleeping. Yeah, that does go a long way doesn't it, bro God invented Sleeping pills on the seventh day because it is oh is that you're in the trash the trash I don't is fucking fire my yeah, dude. I took my right took one of those that first day of gym crews It does help you go nine. I yeah, dude. I took my right took one of those that first day of gym crews does help you go Nine-nine. Yeah, I've been taking dream. I mean
Starting point is 00:05:28 And we're not like just a histamine. We're not doing blow Mm-hmm And we're not doing as much blow. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. No, yeah, you gotta do some I'll clap it. Yeah Yeah, I'm gonna hide the phone. No, I've been partying a little I actually been partying a little in Denver last really Yeah, Julie went out of town. Oh, yeah, just just me and Denzel just cranking your meat and making this trivia podcast cocaine What been making this trivia show so are you good? Yeah a little fucked up when we were making that I Like Drew is your producer for the truth. Well, he's a funny guy too So shout out to volume comm making all our dreams come true.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Not just my dreams come true. Nick has dreamed about doing a trivia show online since he was fucking 14 years old. I didn't even know about the internet yet. No, he's like, fuck it, I wanna do it. I hope they invent the internet someday so I can do a trivia show online. It's just so funny how good you are at it.
Starting point is 00:06:23 It is weird. Weird, you're good at it. I was good at it like right away.. It's just fun to watch you do it. Yeah, it is probably weird Like what is he doing? So what's what's like? What's fun here in Indiana like what what makes you keep coming back? Um, the people are very down-to-earth I don't know if you've been met any other very they are It's just nice to be around normal people who have regular don't have dreams really, you know what I mean? But like in a good way, you know, I'm saying,'m saying you know every guy you see this is what I'm talking about You want a guy who doesn't think you dream Indiana no no no no no it says I believe in any weird dream you have no
Starting point is 00:06:55 Brasco for mayor Indiana what I mean is they're realistic and rational people here, and they don't know stupid dreams They don't have when you go to Denver this guy's like I want to be a DJ It's like you and 8,000 other people you know what I mean it over here all these guys that can barely read Is mommy here mommy's here? Alley crawl how you doing grab that mic mommy Mama My new mommy
Starting point is 00:07:20 Come on! Get closer. Why are you calling me mommy? Because you're my new mommy. Oh my God. You care about this shit? No one listens to this fucking podcast. Nobody makes things weird more like Nick Gerlach. How long have you?
Starting point is 00:07:33 Hold on, before I even, we need to do the major introduction. Ladies and gentlemen, our new band member, a lady who has the biggest dick in this band, actually. You know it! No, the biggest dick. The Two Crawl, formerly of Yonder Mound String Band, formerly of... Cornmeal. Cornmeal, formerly of what else?
Starting point is 00:07:53 The Omar Snick Band. Alan Krall's in our band now. We have played together. Welcome to the podcast and welcome to the fan base. Thanks for having me, babe. So, do you have any dirt on Nick Gerlach that we could talk about? Oh, God. A closed book. Really? No. I don't know anything about Nick.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Me either. I've known him for 20 years. Like, I don't know what... Nobody knows. Where does he live? What's his middle name? Like, I don't know. What is my middle name, Andy? Peter. No, come on. This has been a trivia. I've done this trivia question with him multiple times.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Nicholas Allen. No, it starts with an S. Oh, Nicholas Stephen. Nope. Scott? Nicholas Sanchez. It's gotta be a wish, dude. Samuel.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Sam? Nope. Wow. Stuart. Stuart. Yeah, so British. Yeah, it's after my grandpa. He's dead.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Allie, how are you liking touring with us? Oh my God. How do I count the ways? Honestly, I fucking love it. Yeah? I really, really do. And I was telling my husband this today on the drive over. I'm like, I just feel so happy and fulfilled playing with y'all.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Ah! I know. He must pay good. Uh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I noticed you drove yourself this time though. It ain't yonder money.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Well, let's be real, like they've been, you know, on the road for five weeks, like we didn't know how smelly that bus was gonna be, and I didn't want to put myself through that, but also like, it's short drives in the Midwest. You're also our mama, you know? I got some short drives in the Midwest. You're also our momma, you know? I got some peeps in the Midwest I can stay with and crash and spend some time. I know. Ali's like, I'm like, we have a full bus.
Starting point is 00:09:32 She's like, I'm driving. So she's been driving in the morning. Which like, I wouldn't... That says a lot about how much fun I'm having. I wouldn't drive for just anyone. You know, usually I would be like, yeah. Yeah, give me a fucking hotel, bitch. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Give me a fucking, give me on the tour bus, bitch. Is there even a cheap fuck? Is there even a bunk available? That's exactly how I order people around, like, thank you. Is there a bunk even available for her? No. No. Yeah, OK.
Starting point is 00:10:00 No. Andy gave me his. I gave him, I slept on the couch and gave. I remember this. My sweet angel. It's fun to drive solo. You should ride with her tomorrow. I don't mind at all. I gave him, I slept on the couch and gave. I remember this. My sweet angel. It's fun to drive solo. You should ride with her to Mommy. I don't mind at all because like, if I'm home, I'm mommin'.
Starting point is 00:10:12 You know, I'm always around somebody. Mommy. Whether it's my animals like trippin' me up, you know. Or when I'm on the road, it's like you're always around people, like having that short drive to just be quiet or to like run through tunes, it's great. I love it. I don't mind it.
Starting point is 00:10:28 I kind of like driving by myself too. Oh, it's the best, dude. It feels weird. God, I could easily be a truck driver. I think I could too. I could too, actually. You're above everybody to the sea cranking. I just wouldn't want to shower in a flying jay though.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Sluts. No. That's gross. No, I will not even go in... I will not shower. My option is not showering or going into a flying J. Those showers are incredibly clean though, you know they like... Fuck no dude! My homegirl Logan. Logan from Art of the Sound system.
Starting point is 00:10:57 I've never... I've actually never showered in one. She said there's some creepy shit going down in there. I have one. Oh really? At Truck Stop Showers? Thanks Logan, thanks for the update. What are you, Anderson Cooper? She said there's some creepy shit going down in there. Oh really? At Truck Stop Showers? Thanks Logan, thanks for the update. What are you, Anderson Carter? Uh, yeah. Live.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Stupid as fuck. I'm back. Welcome back. So Ali, how are you feeling about this? You feeling good? I'm feeling good. You like being in a rock band? Do you think we're too crazy?
Starting point is 00:11:24 I've always needed to be in a rock band. Yes, you're too crazy. But you know good I'm feeling good I like being in a rock band do you think we're too crazy I've always needed to be in a rock band yes you're too crazy you know I'm hanging in there it's I've got crazy and me too I know you it's in my heart and soul and she doesn't mean her husband no he's he's the one who like makes me sane yeah for sure are you always like the only girl in these groups um typically yeah but there but there's been lots of like, female crew that I've been on the road with. Yeah. And I thank God for them, you know?
Starting point is 00:11:52 Yeah, I really do. It's fine, I mean, I don't know. To me, it was always just about playing the music like I never cared if it was all dudes on the bus, you know? I'm pretty gross though. Like I don't. You are one of the guys.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I haven't seen the grossness yet. Well yeah, our honeymoon period is still on. Yeah. You know? It's still going. Oh yeah. She has a Jen Hartswick thing too. They're one of the guys.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Yeah. You and Jen are same simpatico. Yeah, yeah. She's the one who told me I was gonna like be best friends with you. Really? Yeah, it was cute. Brandon Bayless told me that.
Starting point is 00:12:28 That's so funny. Yeah, you guys are... I see it. Yeah. Mommy. Bayless gets in town Sunday. You're leaving. Yay!
Starting point is 00:12:36 Oh, shit. Madison. Andy loves his mommies. I love my mommies. Is Brandon one of his mommies? Yes. Kind of. Yeah, kind of.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Babe Bay's my mommy. Brandon Bayless is a mommy vibe. Yeah, he's such a good Yeah, I like the music the music's incredible. Really? Yeah, it's It's a Nick. Oh, I've never once said your music's bad in the last five years things. Everything's bad. It's okay He calls everyone the best musician besides me me. I call you a good songwriter though. I tell people you're a good songwriter. You're right. Songwriter and musician are two different things. But then you know that everything that he says is true.
Starting point is 00:13:13 It's like he's not going to just blow smoke up your ass. I mean this is why I'm my best friend. This is why he doesn't kiss my ass. My compliments hit hard. When he called, like you said something like this is the best you've ever seen. Yeah it was when he sat in with the homeboy. Yeah said something like, this is the best you've ever said. Yeah, it was when he sat in with the homeboy. JJ, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:13:27 Yeah, and I was like, that's the best you've ever sounded. I thought you were going to go jerk off in the bathroom. Oh my God, I was so hard right when he said that. He was like, really? Oh my God. Give me a compliment, Nick. Give me a compliment, please. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:13:37 I'm not a very good liar. I'm a good very good liar. I'm a good liar because I never lie. So when I do lie, it's very, you just sweat. I just see like, yeah, Julie, tell him when he's lying. Oh, I wouldn't lie to her. And I don't have the energy to fucking, she would find out.
Starting point is 00:13:57 You know what's cool? I got to say this unprompted. There's like a connection between the band and the audience, right? Right. Like there's a passing of energy and every band I've ever been in, I'll be like ready to start the show off and give the energy if needed be and then have that come back to me.
Starting point is 00:14:17 And then giving it back and forth and it just feels so fucking good and that's what I live for. I haven't once played a show with you where I've even thought about connecting with the audience. No offense to your fans because they are awesome. I've hung out with them after the shows. But it's been such high energy on stage and it's just like a fucking love fest. You know, I'm like playing and making, you know,
Starting point is 00:14:40 I don't know, runs up on the fly with Sean and he's just like geeking out and hugging me and saying I fucking love you And I'm just like Ever been May we love each other once we get on stage and we fucking are in there. Yeah, we love each other Yeah, but like the full spectrum of love. Yeah, just fucking insane right now Yeah, but like a full spectrum of love. Yeah, just fucking insane right now It's almost it's almost weird I almost don't trust it. I don't trust it, too It's like when someone says they're happy. Yeah, too many times. We're talking about this earlier
Starting point is 00:15:16 I was like when someone's like I'm so happy right now. I'm like, oh my god. They're about to crack They're about to crack. So what is it? Is he like slipping shit in the water or something? I don't know I think they're just drugging everybody. I think we're making money We're drugging everyone. Keep playing. No, it's got to be a good high to have like The numbers are checking in the basket the number of checking account is blue not red Hey man, we're all like that being poor Anyway inflation Hey man, we're all like that. Being poor sucks. Anyway, inflation. Volume.com. It's fucking eggs.
Starting point is 00:15:49 Eggs. But you like the music. I'm glad. I do love the music. Okay, cool. Yeah, they're beautiful songs. Beautiful songs. And I like the variety of them.
Starting point is 00:15:58 Cool. You know? Like, I don't know anybody who likes a specific genre of music who isn't gonna come see you and fucking love it. You know? It's really versatile. I think when you play with Andy, it's like every game's a home game
Starting point is 00:16:12 because that's how their crowd is, you know what I mean? So you don't have to get the crowd into it. They're already there. There's a compliment. God damn, bitch. This is just... This is... This is...
Starting point is 00:16:21 This is... This is... Mama. Thank you. Thank you, daddy. Mommy! Thank you for... Thank you for... Give me hugs. Thank you for thank you. Give me hugs. Hugs and kisses on my forehead. Some people are good songwriters. Some people are great musicians. Yeah, and he's kind of a genius in his own way.
Starting point is 00:16:35 You fucking think he's a genius in his own way. Yeah, really, really is. Yeah. Like what you do on stage is like I wouldn't hire him to play piano at a wedding, though. You know what I mean? But he wouldn't hire himself to play piano at a wedding. Right. It's not an insult. It's not what he does. Yeah. You think I wouldn't hire him to play piano wedding though you know what I mean but I hire himself to play piano wedding right fun insults not what he does yeah you think I'm good frontman yeah yes everyone knows you're a great frontman maybe the best you need to hear this more yes he does I do yeah fuck yeah I don't know I'm finally owning that I'm dope yeah yeah I have never done that in my life because I feel like it's so it's so obnoxious to like kind of like
Starting point is 00:17:06 Just this confidence, but also like fucking I'm 37. I'm at the top of my shit right now there's a different there's a difference between an ego of like Knowing that you're you're worth right versus thinking you're hot shit, and you're not yeah, just there's a difference Well, you're the best fiddle player. I know I know. You don't know any others, do you? I don't know any others. Do you want me to write you a list? There's a list. People who are better than me.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Oh, shit. Every man. There you go! Hi! Jesus fucking Christ, Nick. Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. Deeply sexist. I'm back in Indiana, baby.
Starting point is 00:17:49 I'm back. I'm home. I'm Catholic again. Welcome back, Father. Catholic again. Oh, my God. Oh, pretty good. Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Good game. Mommy. Someone called me a passing white. What's that mean? I don't know what that... What? Passing... Like, who am I me a passing white.
Starting point is 00:18:06 What's that mean? I don't know what that... What? Like you pass as white even though you're Jewish? Passing white? No, passing white. Like I'm not fully white. I'm a little cultured. Yeah, you're half Jewish. You're half Sephardic Jew, aren't you? Are you Sephardic or Ashkenazi?
Starting point is 00:18:22 It's like this idea of like, people need to categorize everything. Yeah, it's weird. Everybody's got to be a certain race these days I don't like it or a certain sex. Yeah. Yeah, we're bullshit. You whatever you want Indianapolis Nick is back in full fucking force, dude. Sound like his dad right now. Yeah. I haven't seen you so happy too. You just love me, Jack. That's fun.
Starting point is 00:18:56 He starts eating. He's so good at it, mommy. I guarantee you, the only time I see him smile is when I press record. It's kind of true, dude. True, true. True. Every time I see him, I was like, so how you doing? Are you ready to do a podcast?
Starting point is 00:19:11 Hello. Fuck you. You're cool. Fuck you. This guy sucks. This whole fucking scene sucks. Why am I already working more? Oh, yeah, I called him a theater kid on the podcast. Oh, God damn it. Bing bong. You're so oddly smart too.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Like how do you remember? What does he mean by? We're not fucking expected. Oh. You know, like just like. I do kind of come off dumb, don't I? No, you don't come off dumb, but like I just like, I'm always like shocked at like the knowledge that you have
Starting point is 00:19:42 that comes out and I'm like wait, what? So you know a little bit of autism Do you think he has autism? Hmm? I'm okay. I'm really bad at judging if other people are under the Virgin like umbrella. I certainly am absolutely. I don't know if I am I don't I think my brother might be more than me if you but I don don't know. I don't think, I think I'm just British. I'm just British. Maybe. Motherfuckers from Indiana!
Starting point is 00:20:14 Don't let them fool you! Yeah, my whole family's from there. I was raised by a bunch of people with British accents. They're all very funny. And I've come from a long line of intelligent people. I'm like the least smart guy in my family. Really? Weird. Yeah, there's least smart guy in my family. Really? Weird.
Starting point is 00:20:25 Yeah, there's some geniuses in that bitch. Math geniuses. Yeah, rich. You think I'm autistic? No. I don't know. Look at his hands and feet. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Look at his hands and feet. No autistic guy would have hands like that. Maybe we need to take a test. Maybe none of us knows what autism is anymore. I was like, I thought, yeah, I don't think we do. I think everyone is. I mean, I have a lot of traits of it that I think, I mean, I most certainly have ADHD, and the more I learn about ADHD
Starting point is 00:20:56 and the more I learn about autistic traits, I'm like, oh, yes. It's probably the same, like, wheel. The sensory shit, the getting overloaded. Here's a crazy stat. Did you know 75, or 70% or or so people that are blind are also autistic? Why cuz they're hyper they're hyper sensitive. I have no clue what Hawaii or how I just read that makes sense You hear the so many music. No, what's that? Oh my god?
Starting point is 00:21:18 Are you guys like allowed to send people to another podcast? Yeah, yes Fuck that you only still listen. Yeah, of course. The Telepathy Taste. Oh, fuck that, you only still listen to us. Yeah. After you listen to this episode, go listen to the Telepathy Taste. Okay, what is it about? It's about people who are non-verbal, and especially kids who are non-verbal, who most of them are artistic,
Starting point is 00:21:38 and they are telepathic. And it just goes into the lives of all these kids that people kind of wrote off as like not being there because they are not communicating the way we communicate. But maybe they're very there. They're so there. What's the difference between Asperger's and autism? Asperger's is like level one. I think I could see myself being on the cheeseburger.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Yeah. Yeah. Oh, for sure. There's like level one. At the bare minimum. Level two, Yeah need like more I do have a level three is probably where the nonverbal is in I did terribly in school though Yeah, I was good. I don't like I don't like the whole school. How hard is it to raise an autistic?
Starting point is 00:22:18 No, no, I don't know if he's autistic He he definitely got diagnosed with ADHD and also has similar traits with autism and stuff. Oh gosh, yeah. Yeah, he is. How old is he again? Six? Almost seven. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Yeah, he's hyper and then just like, like the, he has different ADHD than I do. Mine's like in my brain where I'm just like overloaded and his body, like he has no control over it and then he's just like running. He also might just be a little kid though, too That's totally a thing too. Yeah, you know who knows yeah, and I've tried all kinds of different diets and all kinds of homeopathic things Nothing was really maybe easier to diagnose that when they're like 13. I think maybe yeah I don't know maybe because all kids are hyper. Yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:23:02 Well, I wasn't I mean what they expect out of you to like sit at a fucking desk and do that Work for you. It's like right now. He's in first grade the shit. He's learning is very important, right? It's like the first development. Yeah, yeah Yeah, but then like after that like what do you really remember from not you Nick you remember everything? I don't really remember. I have an insane memory actually. Yeah, is weird yeah probably he's sold he probably remembers the Holocaust I do wait how old is Nick Nick is like 74 depends how you look at it hmm my spirit age is 245 fucking you're so annoying he's a wizard you're so annoying you're making a wizard. You're so annoying. Because you're making fun of that and I'm so spiritual. I'm so spiritual.
Starting point is 00:23:48 I'm a rising Taurus and a farting Sagittarius and a... what is it? You got it. I got a reading of that. I got a reading of that. And she told me I'm a rising... well I am a Taurus and then I was like a rising Sagittarius and Leo Moon. You hippie like that? I don't know that stole her wall astrology like that. I Don't not believe it. I'm kind of like Agnostic about a lot of things. Mm-hmm, but I'm definitely hippie. Like I'm meditating with my crystals and shit like that crystals Yeah, I totally heard you like making fun of
Starting point is 00:24:22 Girlfriends like what's with all the chicks having fucking crystals now? I'm out. And I listened to that and I was like, fuck you, Andy Fresco. I'm going to bring all my crystals on tour. Oh, crystals like the rock. I think I'm like a couple strippers. I mean, I like strippers too. Crystal.
Starting point is 00:24:36 A couple crystals. Crystal and crystal. This is crystal and crystal. They work at the buddy ranch. Yeah. I did get some dirt on Fresco the other day. What'd you go for? Want to party covered in dirt just?
Starting point is 00:24:48 Open a package of baby wipes Like this smell I fucking hate that smell. I don't like wet wipes. Okay like sanitation Yeah, I don't like but like that that kind of like baby powder smell Really cuz yeah, I'm visualizing that, it's fucking gross. I have a package in my car. Interesting you don't like the baby powder smell. When I see dude wipes on a toilet, I'm like fucking savage.
Starting point is 00:25:14 Really? Dude wipes on a toilet. People have their things. No, just like when I see like if I'm taking a piss at someone's house and there's dude wipes. You got dude wipes on your bus. I know, I don't like looking at them. I try to hide them every time I see them.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Who's still wiping? The ba- Nick Wiping was so 2006. Who's got time to wipe anymore? Let's take a shower. Look at these cute little hipsters. Hi. I went to Butler I went to Butler University with Gordon Hayward. Such a dick. I fucked Gordon Hayward in college. Like your reaction is, look at these cuties.
Starting point is 00:25:49 I'm like, aw, I love them. And he's like, look at, I fucked her. I fucked her. I went to Butler. Allie, what were you like when you were really crazy? Oh, I know, I was around. Like rock star crazy. I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Like cornmeal years. I don't remember. Like cornmeal years. I don't know. She was a ho. You ho-ing out? A little bit, like, yeah. You were ho-ing out? A little bit. I mean that as a compliment.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Yeah, I was a make out. I love hoes. You would make out with girls and guys? Yeah. Like what, tell me, give me some stories. What, oh God, I don't fucking know. What's the craziest story someone caught you doing? Like they caught you like in a closet or something.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Who's the most married guy you made out with? No. Oh. I can't say because you both know it. Oh. Oh. That was a joke, I forgot that it's actually a thing. We'll bleep it out.
Starting point is 00:26:36 We'll bleep it out. Totally oops. It wasn't mommy yet. Totally oops, yeah. We'll bleep it out. We'll bleep it out. No, no, no, no, no, fuck that. I know you.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Yeah, right. No fucking way. I'll tell you after. I mean, you're in my band. We'll protect you. Yes, I do. I know exactlyep it out. We'll bleep it out. No, no, no. Not fuck that. No fucking way. I mean you're in my band. We'll protect you. Yes I do. I know exactly who it is. God. How do you know everything about me? Hold on. Hold on. I'm muting the mics. I'm muting the mics right now.
Starting point is 00:26:56 You told me. Oh my fucking... This is why I didn't want to do the fucking thing. It was muted. It was muted. It was party! It was muted! It was muted. Oh my god! It was a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Ali, you dirty dick and son of a bitch. We never made out. Ali! Was your line from the song like, who we are now is now when we fucking... Yeah. Not who we are. Back when we were fucking, yeah, who we made out with back when we were 20 and wasted on whiskey or something.
Starting point is 00:27:28 I mean, you're not in trouble here. No, it's not a crime. I feel like I am, I do, I feel like I have to. Ali, I was such a whore when I was a kid. Yeah. I was whoring out, I was, that slut. Yeah. I had a good, I did, I talked to someone on this tour
Starting point is 00:27:44 from the Midwest that I've been playing in that town for 15 years or something. They haven't seen me in a couple years. They're like, you got a rumor about you that you're a little slut. But that- A rumor? From the front page of the books.
Starting point is 00:27:57 His biography's gonna be, I am slut. I have not been hiding that. Yeah. You guys suck at rumors. Ow! But they said, they said the rumor has it that he's a slut, but he licks pussy. I'm like, what? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:14 I'm like, let's go. Of course. Ali licks pussy. That's what I'm thinking. Even Ali looks pussy. But then I'm thinking like dudes don't lick pussy. Mm. No, dudes look pussy. I'm more of a suck on lick pussy. Not a lot of dudes lick pussy.
Starting point is 00:28:26 I'm more of a suck on the click guy. Yeah they do. I mean yeah, yeah they do. Yeah. But she said it like, it was like not a lot of people eat pussy. Well see I don't know. I've been out of the game for over a decade.
Starting point is 00:28:39 First six months of dating you gotta eat pussy. I got out of the game before like butt stuff became a thing. You know like I'm not, yeah. You gotta lick pussy at least the first six months of the relationship. Yeah, hold on. Yeah I want to know more about the whole the horriers. Okay. Yeah Cornmeal was this Midwest stuff? We I mean Connors any like any like Girls want to beat you up cuz you didn't know that there. No, I wasn't a dick like that. It was more like... Fun.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Yeah. Resums? Yeah. Girls. Definitely girls in there. You like girls? I do. Yeah. Who doesn't? I do.
Starting point is 00:29:14 Wow. This is... We have a good Connors story. He was at Connors the other night. Remember when I thought we were like together? He came up to us in Connors. It was the first time we played together and we went to Connors for a drink. And we were like, we got hit it off. Was he flirting or something? We were just hanging out, me and you just like, just like, gabbing it up. We like loved each other right away. It wasn't any flirting. And you guys parked your RV in my driveway that night, remember?
Starting point is 00:29:34 No. And we were just getting along really well. And this guy comes up, he was wanting to hit on you probably. And he was like, you guys together? And I was like, no, her dick's way too big. This has been like a universal joke. on you probably and he was like you guys together and I was like no her dicks way too big a universal joke yeah yeah since I was like 20 yeah you know like Ali's got the biggest dick in the yeah we wanted to do a bit we're like you know it's like
Starting point is 00:29:56 I was got the biggest dick and she'd pull up her skirt and he have like a fucking strap I'm like too scared to do it, but I really want to do it. Yeah, the rocker in me is like But the mommy in you. Yeah, it's really weird. Your kid's gonna see a picture of the when you join the Frasco band years and Just fucking picture of you with a big old dildo in Or will he be like, yep, that's mom? Or will he be like, thanks for paying for my college, mom, with your big schlong? I feel like, why do we... Women are just as rock stars as men.
Starting point is 00:30:38 Why do we have to like... Why do women have to tone down the rock star-ness? Just because they're a woman. Thank you It's fucking bullshit. Yeah, here's why It is it is Fucked up fucking annoying. Yeah, just annoying. I know, why are we putting, it's so much pressure on women to be a good girl and perfect. When they talk about licking farts out of their ass. You know, like, that's not rock, sir.
Starting point is 00:31:21 That's too far. You know what I mean. Would you be freaked out if someone called you good girl during sex? I would be. Well yeah, you's too far. You know what I mean. Would you be freaked out if someone called you good girl during sex? I would be. Well yeah, you're a dude. I can't picture it because Brian would never say that to me. What, your husband?
Starting point is 00:31:33 Yeah. If a guy was having sex and he's like, good girl. I mean, if I asked him to say that to me, I think he'd be like. Okay, so it's not that weird. I asked Julie and she said it wasn't that weird either. Ali, another question I have. I need relationship advice.
Starting point is 00:31:45 How do you find, I like how you picked someone not in your industry. You picked an engineer. Any advice for me to find love going into my 40s? I'll give you a rose quartz crystal, and I'll show you a good meditation that you can do, and you can manifest this beautiful relationship from the universe.
Starting point is 00:32:04 I think I'm just gonna to stay single, actually. Yes! I know! Sorry. Sorry. Yeah, that's... You lost me at Rose Quartz. Oh.
Starting point is 00:32:12 I think you're going where you're at. I don't know. What do you need a girlfriend for? It... No, I just don't want to be alone. Yeah, don't... Everyone starts having kids. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Everyone starts... Oh, Floyd, get in here. Floyd Kelly, everyone. Floyd, get your fucking ass in here now! Come to work, Floyd! Nick! We're talking about relationship advice. Floyd get in here We're talking about relationship advice you're the perfect lover mr. T over here These guys are so weird by the way they have this Weird what's weird about this it's like like love-hate relationship you two it's hilarious like we love each other
Starting point is 00:32:50 Well, it's like one of those relationships where one person's thinking one thing once thinking the Something totally different and they just exist in different paradigms And then they yeah their communication style just like barely gets it across the bridge No, no, no, no, no when I kiss you on stage. You don't run away Go like this. You just stay there. Like a good... And I kiss him. I'm like, you know, you see me running in there like a spider monkey. I get on top of that piano ready to fucking give some smoochies. And, uh, yeah. One more thing.
Starting point is 00:33:20 They exist in different paradigms, aka, his has an airport. Yeah, you're regional as airport. Floyd, we're doing the analysis of Ali Kraw. How do you feel about Ali being in this band so far? So far? Yeah. I love it. Full time. Full time?
Starting point is 00:33:35 Yeah, let's fire one of the other guys. All right. Let's actually bring him in. Andy Alva. Come over here. Andy Alva, we have to talk to you. Yeah, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, Andy Alva's here too.
Starting point is 00:33:46 You fire me, you flit me, who's the one? All the time. No! Thank you. Alright, thank you band. Thanks for your cameos. Who's the one diggy has, you mean? We all love each other.
Starting point is 00:33:58 It is a strange anomaly. No, it's beautiful. They used to hate each other. I've seen... I talked to some bands. I felt the love in Yonder too, you know? It's like it feels good to be on the road and enjoying each other. It's good to have that camaraderie.
Starting point is 00:34:12 You ever fight anyone? Like fist fight or? No, fuck no. No yelling, nothing? Yelling? Fuck yeah. Hell yeah. Oh yeah. This is a good one.
Starting point is 00:34:23 I love the dirt. In Cormiel, back in the day, the bass player, Chris Ganji and I were like cats and dogs. As much as we loved each other, we fucking fought hard. And I don't know what exactly happened, but I do remember that whatever I did or said, his reaction was like you're such a cunt and At the time I didn't like the word. I love the word now. I still think it's harsh. It's hard I call you bitch. What's up, bitch? Yeah, but you also spell it B I s H. Yeah, like super soft That's different bitch. What's up, bitch? Yeah, my bitch right? Yeah Yeah, like super soft. That's different bitch. What's up, bitch? Yeah, my bitch. Yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:35:10 So I look call me we were in our tour bus and I took the first thing I could find and I just Whipped it at him and it was a no He ducks and it fucking broke our windshield Yeah, totally. Holy shit. I just... Were you pissed? Yeah. I was super pissed. He was pissed. Kind of funny. Both of us looked at each other like, oh, fuck. Too far?
Starting point is 00:35:30 Kind of funny because he was more of a cunt than you, I feel. Yeah, he totally is, but like we're not now. He's still one of my best friends. I love him. He's still a little bit of a cunt though. You know? That's funny because we brought him. Come over here, buddy.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Chris Ganji, everybody. Chris Ganji, everyone. We got Chris Ganji on the show now. Welcome to the show, Chris. He'd have a lot to say about Chris Ganji, everybody. Chris Ganji, everyone. We got Chris Ganji on the show now. Welcome to the show, Chris. He'd have a lot to say about me. Oh, man. He probably remembers way more about me than I do. But for real, do you think I need to find love or do you think I'm good at doing this?
Starting point is 00:35:54 I think whatever you need to do is what you need to do. Because I feel so happy just like doing this. And you're fulfilled and you're great. I really do feel fulfilled. I got my best buddy. And you don't need? Yeah. I really do feel fulfilled. I got my best buddy. Then you don't need, yeah. I think the whole stereotype of like, you need to find a home, find your partner, settle down.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Like be monogamous, have kids, do it in a certain order, otherwise, you know. It's like, no, you don't need to do that. Decide what you want, babe. Get divorced when you're 57, you know. Doesn't matter. Yolo. All these people say that on their you want, babe. Get divorced when you're 57, you know. It doesn't matter. Yolo. All these people say that on their third wife, so. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:29 I saw a meme saying, if you haven't gotten married after 30, you got through your first divorce. It's kind of true. One time, so I have a bunch of traditional ass friends because I went to Catholic school, and when I turned 30, I posted, made to 30, no kids, never got divorced. And they were like, you know
Starting point is 00:36:45 It's not good to make it to 30 with oh my god. I was like shut the fuck up you loser You're so insurance. Yeah Nick is a fucking vibe. Yeah Losers yeah Hell yeah, he got off the airport and the first thing was losers Oh, there was a tornado off in the distance right when I landed to I was like I'm home, baby Yeah, I could see like the clouds of it. Well, yeah, I could tell that was gonna be tornado because they were getting real low Um speaking of tornadoes volume calm volume calm. Do you know anything about volume calm?
Starting point is 00:37:17 Ali crawl you talk about it a lot on your podcast. We have to we have to they pay us and they're great and they are good yeah, and a place to go to a place to go to see live streams, yeah, and It's also a place to go to go to only frasco people Only frasco five dollars a month you get everything but the dick pic. That's an extra 25 Oh my god, and you don't what if my dick pics is 25? You don't want you don't want you should get two dollars off If you get the dick pic honestly, you don't even want to see my dick. Where's the rest of it? Just it's I looked at my dick. I Looked at my dick and I don't have any I have a couple grays here. I looked at my balls
Starting point is 00:37:58 Oh, no, I have so many gray hairs on my ball. What the fuck it makes sense actually why this your lifestyle? I like that. They're just hidden. Yeah, you know gray hairs on my balls. What the fuck? It makes sense actually. Why? Just your lifestyle. I like that they're just hidden. Yeah. It makes sense that you'd be going gray down there first. Okay, how am I gonna say this right? Like pussy juices, you know? That's a good way to say it.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Has like a pH balance that's acidic and it like bleaches, it can bleach your undies and stuff. I just heard this and like, I'm like, wait, what? And Jason and I were talking about it last night. I'm like, so like dudes with like, you know, like gray and like beard. I just like picture them being. Oh, he goes down.
Starting point is 00:38:37 So maybe that's why. Oh, he's making love with him. Maybe they're not gray hairs. Maybe they're bleached. Maybe that's why you like older women. I do love older women. Maybe your dick's like 20 years older than you? You know like old souls got an old. Yeah Yeah, my dick's an old soul. He still gets the newspaper
Starting point is 00:38:53 Like a physical copy of the Wall Street Journal He doesn't like the NBA He doesn't like the NBA. He doesn't like the NBA because of their attitude. He's got a really good record, Galeasho. He thinks the NBA players are lazy. Loves Inigata De Vita. Here's how I know I'm neurodivergent. I can't watch basketball because like anytime basketball players go like this to shoot a shot, like all I see is like their armpit hair and I get like roast out by it. I love basketball so much. What about when you're having sex with your husband?
Starting point is 00:39:28 Yeah, his armpit hair is totally fine. You know, it's different when you like- Oh, you guys still have sex? Have your partner. Yeah, no, no. I was going to say, you've been married for a while. You have the whole point of getting married is you don't have sex anymore.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Yeah, that's totally true. Al is going to make us delete this whole fucking episode. Yeah. That's true, Nick. You're a person. Oh. LAUGHTER I like that. Or maybe...
Starting point is 00:39:53 I don't know. But anyway, volume.com. It was like, volume.com pitch. I'm talking about the greys in my ball sack. Go ahead to volume.com. They're the best. They really are. They've been supporting our dreams for fucking years Mm-hmm, we really do love them and Nick's about to
Starting point is 00:40:09 New trivia working it out, but um we have we've had we have Hundreds of people now signed up for only Frasco whoa yeah five bucks a month. We give you a live stream We give you a live stream from the tour once a month we give you a live stream we give you a live stream from the tour once a month and all this content and we're gonna be doing extended versions of the podcast and all kind of shit off Ali crawls quartz rose like bleached undies. That'd be way more fun. You'd be auctioning off black girls. Bleached undies. The bid starts at
Starting point is 00:40:50 seventeen thousand. Let's pay for my kids college at least. Well, you only need a couple people. You only need one pair of underwear. No, we're not doing that. My merch gentleman said, hey, people love signed stuff. You want to sign your t-shirt and I'm like that sounds so tacky And so about it. Yep. Oh, I like desperate losers out there man
Starting point is 00:41:14 Just kidding Don't listen to Nick by my use clue also. Yeah, he's the weird one He's the weird clothes that I wrote my name on cursive I'm just impressed you can people still writing cursive. I like the crew like Walker. Yeah, you like Trevor Which one's Walker? Walker's the modern man. You haven't met him. Okay. He wasn't at breakfast. He's good people It's red and neck production. Who is the other guy at red neck? Since neck Walk Walker's red.
Starting point is 00:41:46 Red and neck productions. Who was the other guy at breakfast that wasn't the tattoo guy? Trev. Yeah, Trevor. What's he do? He's the merch guy. He's fucking killing it.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Merchandise. He's sober too. He just watches us just go, ah! Oh my God, the merchandise. He loves us. We're hitting record numbers on merch. I love that for you. Fucking record numbers. Hell yeah, get them T- merch. I love that for you. Fucking record numbers.
Starting point is 00:42:05 Hell yeah. Get them t-shirts. Maybe we should get you part of the VIP. We'll wait. I'll talk to your manager. I forgot. Sorry. I really love being a band member but not being a band member.
Starting point is 00:42:17 I don't have to be on the band group text. I don't have to show up until like. I'm on the band group text. I've been on it the whole tour. Even Nix on the band group They left me on from jam crews I just been kind of following along I need to know the door code I'm texting You know like once a week. I'll like I'll heart something weird. I'll just like heart something Or we just yell at Floyd for not going to work. Yeah. Yeah, no Yeah, I'll yell at Floyd all just like thumbs up something or I'll tell them Andy pays them very well.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Thank you. Thank you. That was funny. Thank you, Father. Floyd was like, I'm not getting paid, blah blah. He was joking around like, Andy pays you very well. You be quiet. He's my, he's daddy. I hate Floyd.
Starting point is 00:42:57 We all hate Floyd. It's a bit, okay? Is this a thing? It's a bit. I mean, I like Floyd, but I hate him. Floyd's the greatest. He just is he handles me young. Yeah, huh? And he like it's gone He'll fight back and I just need a little of it. I just need a little yeah You can try motherfuckers patience though, too, cuz I can't do that with Sean Sean's too soft
Starting point is 00:43:20 Sean's very good too personally. Yeah, and I can't do it to Andy Avila, because he'll go, he's scared, he'll be my ass. He's an East LA Mexican. Yeah, he would. I saw Sean, you'll love this. Sean was fucking hammered in Wisconsin. He was just fucking just hammered. And he was talking shit to Andy. He's like, you don't want to do this.
Starting point is 00:43:40 So Andy pulls his phone out, and Sean tries to push him, and then he's like, you don't want to do this. And so Andy takes his phone out and like, Sean tries to push him or try, and then he's like, you don't wanna do this. And so Andy takes his phone out with one hand and starts whooping his ass with the other one. I told him, he said, settle down! Like it's like a dad, dude. It's like the dad's getting the belt.
Starting point is 00:43:59 What was the phone for? Does it have video of it? Yeah, so he could show Sean, cause he was blacked out. Oh, I get it, I get it, okay, okay show Sean cuz he was blacked out. Oh, I get it. I get it. Okay, okay He was holding his he was holding the phone with one hand and whooping the motherfuckers. Yeah Basis the main guy wouldn't fight in this day. He's from East Los Angeles. Yeah, dude Fuck with beats. All right. No, he's the guys but he's also very easy to get along with so
Starting point is 00:44:23 So it's it is the end of the tour. I like to say thank you guys so much. I like that. Man, this town is hip, dude. I don't know why you think it's so red and everything. I love Indy, but there are some out in the country. We're in the good part. We're in the artsy part.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Yeah, it's a cool area. We're looking out the window of upstairs, the Hi-Fi, and seeing all these little hipsters. Beautiful fountain square. Going to like vintage shops. Yeah, this used to be the White Ghetto of Indianapolis. It did, I'm not kidding. Gentrification of the Midwest.
Starting point is 00:44:47 Hell yeah. Starring Nick Erlich. Oh, I would love to come back here and ruin this town. So you started the tour, Jesus fucking Christ. Chill, chill, chill, chill. Weren't you trying to be mayor? I'm gonna be mayor, that's how I'm gonna. We're both running against each other.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Yeah. Who would you vote for? No comment. Who would you vote for, Alex? I wouldn't, I wouldn't. You're a real Midwest bitch. I would not you vote for? You're a real Midwest bitch Had to choose one he grew up here. Okay. Well, is he serious about it? Cuz like he was serious he's no but like when he takes if he were to take office like what what would you do? What's your pitch? Well, do you go first?
Starting point is 00:45:22 Gonna fuck shit up or are you like no no, I'm going to make this the best city on earth. I'm putting like my smart Nick hat on. I'm going to improve public transportation. I'm going to put money into education. I'm going to make basketball the official, make basketball even more important and make sure the Pacers won a championship, get IU back to where they need to be and NCA Final Four.
Starting point is 00:45:43 Propaganda, propaganda, propaganda. I'm going to get the Jazz. I'm going to get this. We have a great local jazz scene here. I'm gonna let them of the world know about it I'm gonna you know just make it a better place and Just keep me dropping you people. He's trumping you right now. Mm-hmm. What's everything's great. Well, I'll do yeah I'm gonna work on our mental health. Oh Everybody fine here. They live in Indiana. Oh my god. Very calm. That woman does not look fine. She looks sad. The one on the left. She looks nice to me, you piece of shit. Very judgmental. I do want to fix the roads too, because that's fucked
Starting point is 00:46:15 up. Oh, the potholes here are awful. We are, we are, they don't even have sidewalk. No, dude. It's yeah. It's like, where do people walk? they drive. They don't walk here. Let's see how big she is. Yep Who is that girls not big just kidding? I just ran they can't see I was just okay anyway No, don't walk here. No, there's no exercising going on here. I some beautiful There's any day full women. Yeah, you look hot. Thanks, babe. You're not mommy you dress good. You're hot Hey, you're hot. Oh, yeah me I wear it but but you know like there's there's clothes that I you know have from days of your yeah No
Starting point is 00:47:02 Check sometimes too like it's like mixed together. Yeah. I mean yeah, all your outfits have been fucking. You get your titties out sometimes. Fuck yeah. Yeah. I mean, the tits are out. She ain't scared to get them titties out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Let them fly. I can't believe I've never seen your tits actually. Really? But I like it that way. Let's keep it in the serious vibe. Okay. But yeah, I'm surprised by that too. Yeah, because you've been known to whip them out of there. Yeah, I've heard stories of you just pulling them out everywhere.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Yeah, really? Yeah. People talk about that shit? Oh, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to end a caramel. That's what I'm like. I'm not known by my fiddling. Fiddling with her tits.
Starting point is 00:47:37 I thought I got this gig because I was a good fiddler. Fiddling with your titties. Damn. Oh, the other thing I'm going to do is my head. Because we vetted you, Allie. Yeah. I vetted you Allie. Yeah, I vetted you with Bayless. I vetted you with who else No, no, I'm not then you're kidding I don't know about you getting your tits out I was just assuming No, I bet you Mike. I'm like I was more worried about you're gonna be too prude What?
Starting point is 00:48:02 And then everyone told me stories of you. I'm like what? Ali? I'm like what the fuck is... because you know you really know I am. I am very sensitive. You need to take care of me. He didn't know if he was getting Ali Kroll or Ali Condon. I'm like you are rock star you're perfect for this band. I just wanted to introduce one of the new members of the band She's the best Ali calls the best st. Louis own very nice originally Chicago suburbs. Oh cool. Oh, we're going home. Yeah, ma'am. Oh, baby All right guys, um, what an episode sorry we've got this is fun as shit Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:48:45 I'm not mad at all. I'm sorry you guys have to delete half of it. No, this is great. I bleeped out that man. I don't believe you until I saw it. It was muted, I saw it. I saw it, I muted it. But that is fucking wild.
Starting point is 00:48:55 That's the only time ever. That's wild, but also I kind of see it. Oh man. It's kind of a piece of shit. Yeah. Now they're gonna know who it is. That one piece of shit in. Oh! Yeah. It's kind of a piece of shit. Yeah. Now they're going to know who it is. That one piece of shit in the jam band scene.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Nobody said jam band. Okay, I mean rock, whatever. Fucking funk. Kind of a piece of shit. Can you guys end the episode before he gives it out? Okay, um, Ali. Well this was ten years ago. There was way more jam bands.
Starting point is 00:49:22 You started the tour with us. Now this week. Game on for sound check. Shut the fuck up! Oh, now you want to go to work. Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit! Ten years ago, there's more with us now this week Now you want to work When the mics are on I never work when the mics are on I've never seen him at a soundcheck in my life Yeah, now he wants to work when we're recording. Okay, cool. See this is what this is what I'm talking This is why he needs to be yelled at. Piece of shit, Floyd. He needs to get yelled at.
Starting point is 00:49:47 It's just like. He loves it. The energy is like explosive and he's like, what just happened? Andy loves having me around with Floyd. Yeah, I can see that. It sounds like his mouthpiece. Yeah, he's my rottweiler.
Starting point is 00:49:59 I love that. So, now we're like. Yes. I'm smiling, I am smiling. Shit, Nick. like, yes. I'm smiling, I am smiling. Sit, Nick. Attack, Nick. I am smiling, I get a treat. You're giving like a bulldog face.
Starting point is 00:50:12 Nose treat. A little nose treat. I have a biscuit. It's been such a pleasure, all the fans, the Frasco fans, they really just, they're so excited you're playing with us and we just can't thank you enough for I love Ali choosing us Yeah, Ali, you're the best. Thanks. Let's clap it up. I'm so glad she came on the episode. She's like I don't want to do
Starting point is 00:50:35 Well that no one knows anything about me drag out. Oh, no, we'll find something we're in your town I'm gonna find something didn't mean tonight I'm gonna do this anonymous like on the merch table. Like if you know anything about Nick Gerlach, put it in this thing. We won't tell you. You want to rat anyone out. Yeah. No one here even know where I lived. What if like seven people said, oh, yeah, he killed a man. I mean, that'd be cool.
Starting point is 00:50:59 Like seven people, seven people. It's clearly true because it's all the same guy. It's all the same. I'm like, yeah, I did. Yeah, only one. Yeah, one man. I killed one person. This tour has been fun, guys. We love you so much.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Five weeks in, Allie has been on this run and she sees how much the fans love this. We love Mommy. Mommy loves you guys. Y'all are getting weird with the Mommy. You're going to call her Mommy on stage. Me, me? You mean only guys. Y'all are getting weird with the mommy. You're going to call her mommy on stage. Me, me? You mean only me? Y'all are getting weird with the mommy.
Starting point is 00:51:28 By y'all, you mean just me for the last three hours? Mother would like to say some words for the fan base. How, mother? We don't want to be remembered by mommy. What do you want to be remembered by mommy? Here's what's hilarious. It's like all the shit we say and all the weirdness, like that's what gets me, like that's when I'm like,
Starting point is 00:51:49 ugh, it's itchy. What do I want to be remembered by? What do you want to be remembered by, Molly Carl? Spreading joy? Yeah. I don't know. Spreading something. God damn it. Stick, you're trying to be nice.
Starting point is 00:52:04 You can't call me Mommy. I can't help it, I'm on the spectrum, maybe. No, it's bread and something I'm in happiness in a crazy. I mean people beat off to mom porn. I've never beat off to mom porn I don't even know what that word. Oh really fuck, but I'm sure it exists everything else exists What is mom? You mean stepmom? Stepmom? Not mom porn. You mean stepmom porn, right? You're like, no, yeah, that's right. No.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Stepmother porn. Nobody does that. Yes, stepmother pornography. We were genuinely like, what the fuck? What is mom porn? porn no I'm just trying to beat off the women my own age I thought you meant like no no like oh mommy no that has to exist everything exists when I watch but not really their mom I'm not knocking what yeah yeah people when I watch point straight to penetration. I don't want no story time
Starting point is 00:53:06 I'm the exact opposite Story nothing about the story Up a little yeah, I like a little Mike let's get to it. Maybe this is why I Yeah, we're also in relationships. Okay, so okay. I got a question. That's true Yeah, we're also in long-term relationships. Okay, so, okay, I got a question. That's true. Do you read those girly fucking, and then the man put his, those girly books
Starting point is 00:53:30 that are just so sexual? No, but I'm not against it. Maybe I should. You should. I don't know. I'll buy you one. Okay. I read it to you too.
Starting point is 00:53:38 My friend was reading one of those books and they are fucking rock. Dude, women are disgusting. Women? That's what I'm saying. Like, why are we trying to, we have to put the inner rock star in women again. It's there.
Starting point is 00:53:52 It's already there. Just like, be yourself. And Alec Raul, that's why you're in a band, because you're yourself. But I'm also surrounded by people like you who aren't uncomfortable by me being myself. The majority of the people in this world probably would be. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:09 Well maybe that's a theory. This week on Nick and Andy, Nick, Andy and Mama. Nick, Andy and Mama. I can hate you guys, I'm never doing this again. Uppies! Uppies, Mommy! Uppies, Mommy! Uppies, Mommy!
Starting point is 00:54:19 Mommy, Uppies! Get outta here! Yeah, get outta here, Ali. Get down, that was beautiful. Ali, crawl, wallah. Will you please give me some Cheerios and a little plastic bag later on? I can't sleep. I can't sleep. I need warm milk. I need warm milk mommy. God I love her. Oh, she's the best. I'm glad she came on. Um, Nick, I'm glad you're here. That was fun. Dude, that was a fucking fun ass episode. Awesome. Fucking fire. Sound check now according to Floyd for some reason. When does Floyd get to decide when sound? The mics are on.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Oh yeah. Whenever the mics are on, Floyd for some windows Floyd get to decide when sound that mics are on Oh, yeah, whatever the mics are all of a sudden Floyd's employed Oh, I don't want to your pocket looks in the window and he's like You should do until you should have employee of the month Like get a plaque and like put a little thing for each month And put it in the bus like have no the band like your manager Eva Mara I don't like employee of the month. I think it's bragging but it's funny though. It is fun Yeah, it doesn't have to be real. Okay. Yeah
Starting point is 00:55:14 11th of August 2nd. Oh, yeah, ladies and gentlemen of Denver Guess what? We found our openers for the 11th Pavilion free show and we are bringing it. It's going to be like the Yacht Club at Levitt Pavilion. Hell yeah. Nick Gerlach, the Coltet. Uh huh. We'll be opening my boy Nick and our favorite girls.
Starting point is 00:55:39 I have a sick band too. I can't wait. Yeah. And our favorite girls, Barbara. I love that. I love them girls. Do you like that I put them on the bill? I love it. I can't wait. Yeah And our favorite girls Barbara. I love that. I love them girls. Do you like that? I put them on the bill I love it. I can't wait. They're such a good vibe. They're like they're like new so they're gonna be like really appreciative and yeah Yeah, I
Starting point is 00:55:54 Love Anna so much. I like them all I love all yeah, and is like such a rock star. She reminds me of Ali crawl She's the homie. Yeah, she's the best the mill is like a Stick sort of genius. Yeah Bart Bart. Yeah, she's the homie. Yeah, she's the best. Camilla's like a artistic sort of genius. Yeah. Yeah Bart or Bart. Yeah, she's the sax player slash bass player. Yeah, I mean it's a great she also an amazing woodworker So grab your free tickets. I think it's gonna be fucking so Just get tickets. You just gotta like RSVPing. Yeah, then if you want to upgrade to like VIP VIP area you could buy but it's free show for the people That's awesome and let it go Grizz is back. Yeah, he's back, baby. Did you know he was coming back? Yeah, I'm the trivia every Monday
Starting point is 00:56:32 Yeah, I kind of um, you know, I didn't know all the details, but it looks awesome. I'm happy for him I'm happy the video is so cool I'm happy you took his time off and got reset and I'm really mad at all the people making up rumors about him online And that rumors Dude, there's all these idiots like you know on Facebook. They're just like haters and they're like Oh, he was in rehab the whole time like yeah rehab from people like you he was taking a year and a half Everyone see they always go to rehab when you want what if he was just tired and wanted a fucking break also He barely drinks. He doesn't even do drugs like it's not yeah. Yeah It's like get over yourselves people. Look at his body. That guy was an addict.
Starting point is 00:57:07 You think that hot body is fucking ripping blow and doing all the drinking. Yeah. The fucking Greek statue of a man. Yeah, he's definitely a drug addict. The only thing I've seen him put in his body outside of water is like maybe a seven up. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:57:20 Yeah, yeah. Fucking weirdos. I'm glad he's back. It'll be good for the economy. Get a job. It'll be good for the job. It'll be good for the culture I'm talking shit about people get a job. Hell. Yeah, dude. He's the man. He's the nicest guy ever I Said stop get stop talking shit people then alley the personality. I'm like that dude's a piece of shit Whatever fuck it a podcaster for that's a pocket you forget that's what pods are for the good times the bad times
Starting point is 00:57:46 Well, they're sound checking. Oh, they really are you want to go your Andy? Oh, I I you got a sound check anymore I go to sound check right at the end. Yeah smart now that I have a monitor guy. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, I'm I am so monitor guys to game changes. I'm on such a stoked level Yeah, dude having a monitor guy is a game changer having a crew Doesn't all that band tats it does help a lot to have a crew man I'd monitor that will change your whole life as far as like just the show. I agree Nick do you have any advice for the people? No, just keep doing what you're doing. You're fine. Yeah, I like you know with your gut
Starting point is 00:58:20 Go with your gut like I like I did try to keep the misdemeanors only yeah Oh, I like that maybe a little yeah. Yeah, Mr.. Mears are good. Yeah possession. I also um You know underdog roof of the underdog yeah, I even though I know they're gonna lose I bet $25 on every underdog team hell yeah on In the March Madness I did that too but no 16 seeds I'm not that crazy I did the 16 to I went I went 9 to 16 I'm a conservative gambler I just like giving out my money yeah my means needs it they're hurting
Starting point is 00:58:59 right now yeah they're tough it's a tough time for them gambling's legal here can't smoke weed but you can gamble gamble. Oh good. All right guys We're playing pot tuck it. Oh, no. No, we're on the 311 crew. Yeah, okay Come out region now. You got the camera And then we have some days off and then we're playing we're doing one-offs like Rhode Island and Brookville Florida for a festival with pigeons what's Rhode Island and Brookville, Florida for a festival with pigeons What's Rhode Island then 420 fest and I'm going to Mexico again. Oh, you want to go to the Sanchez with me? Maybe I was got was telling me about that dude though Oh, I could get you set up like I get a place to stay and shit
Starting point is 00:59:35 Just a stay pay for the flight kind of vibe. I'll pay for the flight. When is it and we could do a podcast there? Oh, I'm interested. Yeah, let's get some dates. 420 through 25. Okay. Okay cool. Julie might kill me but. Bring her. Okay she can go then yeah. I can't pay for both of your flights. I get it. It's not that expensive to fly down. No it's two hundred bucks. Yeah I can say. But if she can have a place to stay she might be into it. Maybe I'll treat you. We're having a good year. Alright come on. Let's just. We don't need to get into that on here but she might want to go. She's never been down there. Okay cool. Plus she looks good in a bathing suit. I didn't want to say it. She's hot. What do you want to go she's never been down there. Okay cool. Well. She looks good I didn't want to say it She's hot. What do you want to say girlfriends hot as fuck what happens when you never lie? She's a babe
Starting point is 01:00:12 You believe she's 40 and she's gonna believe that I know I'm doing well Alright guys, I love you every underdog and we'll see you next week I love you every for the underdog and we'll see you next week What's going on next week I get home Sunday, so oh yeah, Nick and I will do a recap on the 311 cruise And now it's back to your regular schedule. We got some good guests coming. We got some great guests So maybe your old soccer coach might be coming on whoo. Oh you owe Mike Campbell. Yeah, maybe right? Yeah, yeah, and then we had a lot of fun ones, too. We got the The booking agent the guy who books governor ball. Oh sick and we could talk to him how to get on governor ball
Starting point is 01:00:52 Yeah, I was like, that's the whole interview To get on governor ball looks like an audience trio with no history Thanks for believing this podcast year six, baby. Let's go get it. I can't believe it's been six years Thanks for believing this podcast. You're sick, baby. Let's go get it. I can't believe it's been six years. Nick, you've been with me for three years. Really?
Starting point is 01:01:08 I thought it was four. Four now. I don't even know. Oh, COVID. Yeah, COVID. Well, I wasn't like full time at first. Remember I was just at the end for 10 minutes. All right.
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