Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - EP 312: Nick, Andy, & Allie Kral
Episode Date: March 25, 2025Righteous fiddling friend of the band, Allie Kral jumps on mic to get real deep in the shallow end with Andy & Nick. Don't miss electric reveals of who-kissed-who's and an honest discussion on the rep...ercussions of chucking heavy objects at smarmy bandmates whilst driving on the road in the tour van. Plus! All sorts of updates relevant to your musical interests. Now you can see these rock n' roll ding-dongs in color, should you choose to watch this episode *exclusively* on Volume.com We're psyched to partner up with our buddies at Volume.com! Check out their roster of upcoming live events and on-demand shows to enrich that sweet life of yours. Call, leave a message, and tell us who you think the essential American rock band is today: (720) 996-2403 Check out our new album!, L'Optimist on all platforms Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For more information on Andy Frasco, the band and/or the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com Produced by Andy Frasco, Nick Gerlach, Joe Angelhow, & Chris Lorentz Audio mix by Chris Lorentz Featuring: Mara Davis
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Hey everybody, Nick Gerlach.
Welcome to the World Saving Podcast.
We have a great guest this week, Ally Crawl, who's been joining Andy on the band, old
friend of mine.
Very, very funny woman.
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Okay, have a great week and enjoy this week's edition of the world saving podcast
That was Chris Wow fresh off Jam Cruise fresh off Jam Cruise like it never never happened
Andy Frasca's world team podcast on location once again still on this
Tour and fucking vibes are high. I can't come vibes are high, dude
Hello, I'm back. Do you hear that beautiful voice? Thanks for all your voicemails about my solo pod last week
Everyone liked it people liked it a lot. I might start doing that every once in a while on a Wednesday. Okay, dude Why't you just do it yeah I'm just gonna start doing it cuz it's audio too so it's like easy well I can move to
three days a week or three yeah week and you can one it's fun yeah did you
listen to it I did it's pretty good yeah yeah I just wrote down some bullet
points I did video too it looked pretty good so I can still do that but right
yeah Nick girl like my co-host going solo like Tupac people are like they're like god. I just want to hear Nick
Frasco's I still
Talk about his beating off and mental health. I did throw one beating off thing in there for you
Remember I was like this is where Andy would ask me if I was cranking hog
And I did but it was mostly Gene Hackman movies. Oh, how you doing Nick? I'm doing great. I'm fresh
I flew in the day before for once so I'm not dragging
So he was Nick there is one Nick is here because he was getting jealous that I was gonna be campaign for the mayor of
Indianapolis law he can't I
Would destroy you I know these people no I was like I'm like
No, I don't I don't think you I think I would crush you on the black vote here
I was we we got here two days early before on our first day. Oh, yeah, you came here Monday, right?
Yeah, I went to Connors pub
Like I didn't realize how popular I am in this town. Yeah, everyone was like pulling me out. You could move here. I think
So do you want a guy who's pessimistic about Indiana or do you want a guy?
I think So do you want a guy who's pessimistic about Indiana or do you want a guy like yeah?
So good to be here during basketball, I know this is like your fucking wet dream
Mousetrap on Saturday. I'm doing the three things. I like in Indiana than I'm going home. You didn't the rotation
Yeah, what do you do here in Indiana? I go to yats. I go to the chatterbox. I go to jazz kitchen
Yeah, and then I go to the mousetrap and then I go to Indiana. I go to yet. I go to the chatter box. I go to jazz kitchen. Yeah. And then I go to the mouse trap and then I go home.
You check on any like ex girlfriends. No, no, no, no. They're all married
now. So they're all happily. I was just there in the window. Well, they all
moved. Actually is the real problem. So I don't know where they live anymore.
So
I'd be there. Yeah, man.
It's towards been fucking awesome. Plus I actually rent a there. Yeah. Man, this tour's been fucking awesome. Plus I got to rent a car.
Yeah.
That's what you're worried about.
Renting a fucking Kia.
Yeah.
I would drive by all my ex-girlfriends' house, but then I'd have to rent a car and put it
on my credit card.
I don't think you can write that off anymore.
How's Denver been?
It's been good.
Been good.
I went to some good shows.
I went to that Lettuce Orchestra show right after.
Yeah, they look good. I was proud of Regime. Fucking insane. Shout went to that lettuce orchestra show right after I look good I was proud of regime fucking insane. That's a regime music group for fucking
Another great another great talent in that
Line up lettuce. They killed it. It was amazing. It's all Hillary
She was very happy that I didn't I paid for a ticket. I was Benny doing I didn't ask for guest list pretty good
I think he's you know since his mom passed and considering you know, he's like I haven't seen him I don't really hang out with him. I've been he's you know, it's a very long past and considering, you know
He's like I haven't seen him. I don't really hang out with him. I've been texting a little bit
But I think I want to call him he's handling it pretty well
I think you know as well as a man can handle something like that. Yeah, it's hard
Yeah, I mean, I don't know enough to really talk about I don't but I think it was pretty sudden
So yeah, it was during jam cruise. Yeah. Mm-hmm. We're thinking about you Benny. We love you so much
Yep, and he's the man into probably the best musician
I know maybe you say that about every musician. I know a lot of good literally say that about every
I know a lot of good-ass musicians. I never said about you
I didn't say it about you either
Welcome back. Oh, yeah, baby. Um shit
This tour has been amazing.
I know, you guys are selling out everything.
Selling out everything and we're happy.
I know, it's weird.
It's weird, us being this happy at week five?
Yeah, I was like, what time are you guys getting
to the venue and you text me back,
we're on our way, babe.
I was like, babe, on a weekday of a tour?
Things must be going really well. Then I walked up you guys were all look very rested. We're sleeping. Yeah, that does go a long way doesn't it, bro
God invented
Sleeping pills on the seventh day because it is oh is that you're in the trash the trash
I don't is fucking fire my yeah, dude. I took my right took one of those that first day of gym crews
It does help you go nine. I yeah, dude. I took my right took one of those that first day of gym crews does help you go
Nine-nine. Yeah, I've been taking dream. I mean
And we're not like just a histamine. We're not doing blow
Mm-hmm
And we're not doing as much blow. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. No, yeah, you gotta do some I'll clap it. Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna hide the phone. No, I've been partying a little I actually been partying a little in Denver last really
Yeah, Julie went out of town. Oh, yeah, just just me and Denzel just cranking your meat and making this trivia podcast cocaine
What been making this trivia show so are you good? Yeah a little fucked up when we were making that I
Like Drew is your producer for the truth. Well, he's a funny guy too
So shout out to volume comm making all our dreams come true.
Not just my dreams come true.
Nick has dreamed about doing a trivia show online
since he was fucking 14 years old.
I didn't even know about the internet yet.
No, he's like, fuck it, I wanna do it.
I hope they invent the internet someday
so I can do a trivia show online.
It's just so funny how good you are at it.
It is weird.
Weird, you're good at it. I was good at it like right away.. It's just fun to watch you do it. Yeah, it is probably weird
Like what is he doing? So what's what's like?
What's fun here in Indiana like what what makes you keep coming back? Um, the people are very down-to-earth
I don't know if you've been met any other very they are
It's just nice to be around normal people who have regular don't have dreams really, you know what I mean?
But like in a good way, you know, I'm saying,'m saying you know every guy you see this is what I'm talking about
You want a guy who doesn't think you dream Indiana no no no no no it says I believe in any weird dream you have no
Brasco for mayor
Indiana what I mean is they're realistic and rational people here, and they don't know stupid dreams
They don't have when you go to Denver this guy's like I want to be a DJ
It's like you and 8,000 other people you know what I mean it over here all these guys that can barely read
Is mommy here mommy's here?
Alley crawl how you doing grab that mic mommy
Mama
My new mommy
Come on! Get closer.
Why are you calling me mommy?
Because you're my new mommy.
Oh my God.
You care about this shit?
No one listens to this fucking podcast.
Nobody makes things weird more like Nick Gerlach.
How long have you?
Hold on, before I even, we need to do the major introduction.
Ladies and gentlemen, our new band member,
a lady who has the biggest dick in this band, actually.
You know it!
No, the biggest dick.
The Two Crawl, formerly of Yonder Mound String Band, formerly of...
Cornmeal.
Cornmeal, formerly of what else?
The Omar Snick Band.
Alan Krall's in our band now.
We have played together.
Welcome to the podcast and welcome to the fan base.
Thanks for having me, babe.
So, do you have any dirt on Nick Gerlach that we could talk about? Oh, God.
A closed book.
Really? No. I don't know anything about Nick.
Me either.
I've known him for 20 years. Like, I don't know what...
Nobody knows.
Where does he live? What's his middle name? Like, I don't know.
What is my middle name, Andy?
Peter.
No, come on. This has been a trivia.
I've done this trivia question with him multiple times.
Nicholas Allen.
No, it starts with an S.
Oh, Nicholas Stephen.
Nope.
Scott?
Nicholas Sanchez.
It's gotta be a wish, dude.
Samuel.
Sam?
Nope.
Wow.
Stuart.
Stuart.
Yeah, so British.
Yeah, it's after my grandpa.
He's dead.
Allie, how are you liking touring with us?
Oh my God.
How do I count the ways?
Honestly, I fucking love it.
Yeah?
I really, really do.
And I was telling my husband this today on the drive over.
I'm like, I just feel so happy and fulfilled playing with y'all.
Ah!
I know.
He must pay good.
Uh!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I noticed you drove yourself this time though.
It ain't yonder money.
Well, let's be real, like they've been, you know,
on the road for five weeks, like we didn't know
how smelly that bus was gonna be,
and I didn't want to put myself through that,
but also like, it's short drives in the Midwest.
You're also our mama, you know? I got some short drives in the Midwest. You're also our momma, you know?
I got some peeps in the Midwest I can stay with and crash and spend some time.
I know. Ali's like, I'm like, we have a full bus.
She's like, I'm driving.
So she's been driving in the morning.
Which like, I wouldn't...
That says a lot about how much fun I'm having.
I wouldn't drive for just anyone.
You know, usually I would be like, yeah.
Yeah, give me a fucking hotel, bitch.
Yeah.
Give me a fucking, give me on the tour bus, bitch.
Is there even a cheap fuck?
Is there even a bunk available?
That's exactly how I order people around, like, thank you.
Is there a bunk even available for her?
No.
No.
Yeah, OK.
No.
Andy gave me his.
I gave him, I slept on the couch and gave.
I remember this.
My sweet angel. It's fun to drive solo. You should ride with her tomorrow. I don't mind at all. I gave him, I slept on the couch and gave. I remember this. My sweet angel.
It's fun to drive solo.
You should ride with her to Mommy.
I don't mind at all because like, if I'm home, I'm mommin'.
You know, I'm always around somebody.
Mommy.
Whether it's my animals like trippin' me up, you know.
Or when I'm on the road, it's like you're always
around people, like having that short drive
to just be quiet or to like run through tunes, it's great.
I love it.
I don't mind it.
I kind of like driving by myself too.
Oh, it's the best, dude.
It feels weird.
God, I could easily be a truck driver.
I think I could too.
I could too, actually.
You're above everybody to the sea cranking.
I just wouldn't want to shower in a flying jay though.
Sluts.
No.
That's gross. No, I will not even go in... I will not shower.
My option is not showering or going into a flying J.
Those showers are incredibly clean though, you know they like...
Fuck no dude!
My homegirl Logan.
Logan from Art of the Sound system.
I've never... I've actually never showered in one.
She said there's some creepy shit going down in there.
I have one.
Oh really? At Truck Stop Showers?
Thanks Logan, thanks for the update. What are you, Anderson Cooper? She said there's some creepy shit going down in there. Oh really? At Truck Stop Showers?
Thanks Logan, thanks for the update.
What are you, Anderson Carter? Uh, yeah.
Live.
Stupid as fuck.
I'm back.
Welcome back.
So Ali, how are you feeling about this?
You feeling good?
I'm feeling good.
You like being in a rock band?
Do you think we're too crazy?
I've always needed to be in a rock band. Yes, you're too crazy. But you know good I'm feeling good I like being in a rock band do you think we're too crazy I've always needed to be in a rock band yes you're
too crazy you know I'm hanging in there it's I've got crazy and me too I know
you it's in my heart and soul and she doesn't mean her husband no he's he's
the one who like makes me sane yeah for sure are you always like the only girl
in these groups um typically yeah but there but there's been lots of like,
female crew that I've been on the road with.
Yeah.
And I thank God for them, you know?
Yeah, I really do.
It's fine, I mean, I don't know.
To me, it was always just about playing the music
like I never cared if it was all dudes on the bus,
you know?
I'm pretty gross though.
Like I don't.
You are one of the guys.
I haven't seen the grossness yet.
Well yeah, our honeymoon period is still on.
Yeah.
You know?
It's still going.
Oh yeah.
She has a Jen Hartswick thing too.
They're one of the guys.
Yeah.
You and Jen are same simpatico.
Yeah, yeah.
She's the one who told me I was gonna
like be best friends with you.
Really?
Yeah, it was cute.
Brandon Bayless told me that.
That's so funny.
Yeah, you guys are...
I see it.
Yeah.
Mommy.
Bayless gets in town Sunday.
You're leaving.
Yay!
Oh, shit.
Madison.
Andy loves his mommies.
I love my mommies.
Is Brandon one of his mommies?
Yes.
Kind of.
Yeah, kind of.
Babe Bay's my mommy. Brandon Bayless is a mommy vibe. Yeah, he's such a good
Yeah, I like the music the music's incredible. Really? Yeah, it's
It's a Nick. Oh, I've never once said your music's bad in the last five years things. Everything's bad. It's okay
He calls everyone the best musician besides me me. I call you a good songwriter though.
I tell people you're a good songwriter.
You're right.
Songwriter and musician are two different things.
But then you know that everything that he says is true.
It's like he's not going to just blow smoke up your ass.
I mean this is why I'm my best friend.
This is why he doesn't kiss my ass.
My compliments hit hard.
When he called, like you said something like this is the best you've ever seen.
Yeah it was when he sat in with the homeboy. Yeah said something like, this is the best you've ever said.
Yeah, it was when he sat in with the homeboy.
JJ, go ahead.
Yeah, and I was like, that's the best you've ever sounded.
I thought you were going to go jerk off in the bathroom.
Oh my God, I was so hard right when he said that.
He was like, really?
Oh my God.
Give me a compliment, Nick.
Give me a compliment, please.
Oh my God.
I'm not a very good liar.
I'm a good very good liar.
I'm a good liar because I never lie.
So when I do lie, it's very,
you just sweat.
I just see like, yeah, Julie, tell him when he's lying.
Oh, I wouldn't lie to her.
And I don't have the energy to fucking, she would find out.
You know what's cool?
I got to say this unprompted.
There's like a connection between the band
and the audience, right?
Right.
Like there's a passing of energy and every band I've ever been in,
I'll be like ready to start the show off and give the energy if needed be
and then have that come back to me.
And then giving it back and forth and it just feels so fucking good
and that's what I live for.
I haven't once played a show with you where I've even thought about connecting with the audience.
No offense to your fans because they are awesome.
I've hung out with them after the shows.
But it's been such high energy on stage
and it's just like a fucking love fest.
You know, I'm like playing and making, you know,
I don't know, runs up on the fly with Sean
and he's just like geeking out and hugging me and saying I fucking love you
And I'm just like
Ever been
May we love each other once we get on stage and we fucking are in there. Yeah, we love each other
Yeah, but like the full spectrum of love. Yeah, just fucking insane right now
Yeah, but like a full spectrum of love. Yeah, just fucking insane right now
It's almost it's almost weird I almost don't trust it. I don't trust it, too It's like when someone says they're happy. Yeah, too many times. We're talking about this earlier
I was like when someone's like I'm so happy right now. I'm like, oh my god. They're about to crack
They're about to crack. So what is it? Is he like slipping shit in the water or something? I don't know
I think they're just drugging everybody. I think we're making money
We're drugging everyone. Keep playing. No, it's got to be a good high to have like
The numbers are checking in the basket the number of checking account is blue not red
Hey man, we're all like that being poor
Anyway inflation Hey man, we're all like that. Being poor sucks. Anyway, inflation. Volume.com.
It's fucking eggs.
Eggs.
But you like the music.
I'm glad.
I do love the music.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, they're beautiful songs.
Beautiful songs.
And I like the variety of them.
Cool.
You know?
Like, I don't know anybody who likes a specific genre of music
who isn't gonna come see you and fucking love it.
You know?
It's really versatile.
I think when you play with Andy,
it's like every game's a home game
because that's how their crowd is, you know what I mean?
So you don't have to get the crowd into it.
They're already there.
There's a compliment.
God damn, bitch.
This is just...
This is...
This is...
This is...
This is...
Mama.
Thank you.
Thank you, daddy. Mommy! Thank you for... Thank you for... Give me hugs. Thank you for thank you. Give me hugs.
Hugs and kisses on my forehead.
Some people are good songwriters. Some people are great musicians.
Yeah, and he's kind of a genius in his own way.
You fucking think he's a genius in his own way.
Yeah, really, really is.
Yeah. Like what you do on stage is like I wouldn't hire him to play piano at a wedding, though.
You know what I mean? But he wouldn't hire himself to play piano at a wedding. Right. It's not an insult. It's not what he does. Yeah. You think I wouldn't hire him to play piano wedding though you know what I mean but I hire himself to play piano wedding right fun insults not what
he does yeah you think I'm good frontman yeah yes everyone knows you're a great
frontman maybe the best you need to hear this more yes he does I do yeah fuck yeah
I don't know I'm finally owning that I'm dope yeah yeah I have never done that in
my life because I feel like it's so it's so obnoxious to like kind of like
Just this confidence, but also like fucking I'm 37. I'm at the top of my shit right now
there's a different there's a difference between an ego of like
Knowing that you're you're worth right versus thinking you're hot shit, and you're not yeah, just there's a difference
Well, you're the best fiddle player. I know I know. You don't know any others, do you?
I don't know any others.
Do you want me to write you a list?
There's a list.
People who are better than me.
Oh, shit.
Every man.
There you go!
Hi!
Jesus fucking Christ, Nick.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, chill.
Deeply sexist.
I'm back in Indiana, baby.
I'm back.
I'm home.
I'm Catholic again.
Welcome back, Father.
Catholic again.
Oh, my God.
Oh, pretty good.
Cheers, cheers, cheers.
Good game.
Mommy.
Someone called me a passing white.
What's that mean?
I don't know what that...
What?
Passing...
Like, who am I me a passing white.
What's that mean?
I don't know what that... What?
Like you pass as white even though you're Jewish?
Passing white?
No, passing white. Like I'm not fully white. I'm a little cultured.
Yeah, you're half Jewish.
You're half Sephardic Jew, aren't you?
Are you Sephardic or Ashkenazi?
It's like this idea of like,
people need to categorize everything. Yeah, it's weird. Everybody's got to be a certain race these days
I don't like it or a certain sex. Yeah. Yeah, we're bullshit. You whatever you want
Indianapolis Nick is back in full fucking force, dude.
Sound like his dad right now. Yeah.
I haven't seen you so happy too.
You just love me, Jack.
That's fun.
He starts eating.
He's so good at it, mommy.
I guarantee you, the only time I see him smile
is when I press record.
It's kind of true, dude.
True, true. True.
Every time I see him, I was like, so how you doing?
Are you ready to do a podcast?
Hello. Fuck you. You're cool.
Fuck you. This guy sucks.
This whole fucking scene sucks.
Why am I already working more?
Oh, yeah, I called him a theater kid on the podcast.
Oh, God damn it.
Bing bong.
You're so oddly smart too.
Like how do you remember?
What does he mean by?
We're not fucking expected.
Oh.
You know, like just like.
I do kind of come off dumb, don't I?
No, you don't come off dumb, but like I just like,
I'm always like shocked at like the knowledge that you have
that comes out and I'm like wait, what?
So you know a little bit of autism
Do you think he has autism? Hmm?
I'm okay. I'm really bad at judging if other people are under the
Virgin like umbrella. I certainly am absolutely. I don't know if I am
I don't I think my brother might be more than me if you but I don don't know. I don't think, I think I'm just British.
I'm just British. Maybe.
Motherfuckers from Indiana!
Don't let them fool you!
Yeah, my whole family's from there.
I was raised by a bunch of people with British accents.
They're all very funny.
And I've come from a long line of intelligent people.
I'm like the least smart guy in my family.
Really? Weird. Yeah, there's least smart guy in my family. Really?
Weird.
Yeah, there's some geniuses in that bitch.
Math geniuses.
Yeah, rich.
You think I'm autistic?
No.
I don't know.
Look at his hands and feet.
I don't know.
Look at his hands and feet.
No autistic guy would have hands like that.
Maybe we need to take a test.
Maybe none of us knows what autism is anymore. I was like, I thought, yeah, I don't think we do.
I think everyone is.
I mean, I have a lot of traits of it that I think,
I mean, I most certainly have ADHD,
and the more I learn about ADHD
and the more I learn about autistic traits,
I'm like, oh, yes.
It's probably the same, like, wheel.
The sensory shit, the getting overloaded.
Here's a crazy stat.
Did you know 75, or 70% or or so people that are blind are also autistic?
Why cuz they're hyper they're hyper sensitive. I have no clue what Hawaii or how I just read that makes sense
You hear the so many music. No, what's that? Oh my god?
Are you guys like allowed to send people to another podcast? Yeah, yes
Fuck that you only still listen. Yeah, of course. The Telepathy Taste. Oh, fuck that, you only still listen to us. Yeah.
After you listen to this episode,
go listen to the Telepathy Taste.
Okay, what is it about?
It's about people who are non-verbal,
and especially kids who are non-verbal,
who most of them are artistic,
and they are telepathic.
And it just goes into the lives of all these kids that people kind of wrote off as like
not being there because they are not communicating the way we communicate.
But maybe they're very there.
They're so there.
What's the difference between Asperger's and autism?
Asperger's is like level one.
I think I could see myself being on the cheeseburger.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, for sure.
There's like level one.
At the bare minimum.
Level two, Yeah need like more
I do have a level three is probably where the nonverbal is in I did terribly in school though
Yeah, I was good. I don't like I don't like the whole school. How hard is it to raise an autistic?
No, no, I don't know if he's autistic
He he definitely got diagnosed with ADHD and also has similar traits with autism and stuff.
Oh gosh, yeah.
Yeah, he is.
How old is he again?
Six?
Almost seven.
Okay.
Yeah, he's hyper and then just like, like the, he has different ADHD than I do.
Mine's like in my brain where I'm just like overloaded and his body, like he has no control
over it and then he's just like running.
He also might just be a little kid though, too
That's totally a thing too. Yeah, you know who knows yeah, and I've tried all kinds of different diets and all kinds of
homeopathic things
Nothing was really maybe easier to diagnose that when they're like 13. I think maybe yeah
I don't know maybe because all kids are hyper. Yeah, yeah
Well, I wasn't I mean what they expect out of you to like sit at a fucking desk and do that
Work for you. It's like right now. He's in first grade the shit. He's learning is very important, right?
It's like the first development. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, but then like after that like what do you really remember from not you Nick you remember everything?
I don't really remember. I have an insane memory actually. Yeah, is weird yeah probably he's sold he probably remembers the Holocaust I do wait how old
is Nick Nick is like 74 depends how you look at it hmm my spirit age is 245 fucking you're
so annoying he's a wizard you're so annoying you're making a wizard. You're so annoying. Because you're making fun of that and I'm so spiritual.
I'm so spiritual.
I'm a rising Taurus and a farting Sagittarius and a... what is it?
You got it.
I got a reading of that. I got a reading of that.
And she told me I'm a rising... well I am a Taurus and then I was like a rising Sagittarius and Leo Moon.
You hippie like that? I don't know that stole her wall astrology like that. I
Don't not believe it. I'm kind of like
Agnostic about a lot of things. Mm-hmm, but I'm definitely hippie. Like I'm meditating with my crystals and shit like that crystals
Yeah, I totally heard you like making fun of
Girlfriends like what's with all the chicks having fucking crystals now?
I'm out.
And I listened to that and I was like, fuck you, Andy Fresco.
I'm going to bring all my crystals on tour.
Oh, crystals like the rock.
I think I'm like a couple strippers.
I mean, I like strippers too.
Crystal.
A couple crystals.
Crystal and crystal.
This is crystal and crystal.
They work at the buddy ranch.
Yeah.
I did get some dirt on Fresco the other day.
What'd you go for?
Want to party covered in dirt just?
Open a package of baby wipes
Like this smell I fucking hate that smell. I don't like wet wipes. Okay like sanitation
Yeah, I don't like but like that that kind of like baby powder smell
Really cuz yeah, I'm visualizing that, it's fucking gross.
I have a package in my car.
Interesting you don't like the baby powder smell.
When I see dude wipes on a toilet,
I'm like fucking savage.
Really?
Dude wipes on a toilet.
People have their things.
No, just like when I see like if I'm taking a piss
at someone's house and there's dude wipes.
You got dude wipes on your bus.
I know, I don't like looking at them.
I try to hide them every time I see them.
Who's still wiping?
The ba-
Nick
Wiping was so 2006. Who's got time to wipe anymore?
Let's take a shower.
Look at these cute little hipsters. Hi. I went to Butler
I went to Butler University with Gordon Hayward. Such a dick. I fucked Gordon Hayward in college.
Like your reaction is, look at these cuties.
I'm like, aw, I love them.
And he's like, look at, I fucked her.
I fucked her.
I went to Butler.
Allie, what were you like when you were really crazy?
Oh, I know, I was around.
Like rock star crazy.
I don't remember.
Like cornmeal years. I don't remember. Like cornmeal years.
I don't know.
She was a ho.
You ho-ing out?
A little bit, like, yeah.
You were ho-ing out?
A little bit.
I mean that as a compliment.
Yeah, I was a make out.
I love hoes.
You would make out with girls and guys?
Yeah.
Like what, tell me, give me some stories.
What, oh God, I don't fucking know.
What's the craziest story someone caught you doing?
Like they caught you like in a closet or something.
Who's the most married guy you made out with?
No.
Oh.
I can't say because you both know it.
Oh.
Oh.
That was a joke, I forgot that it's actually a thing.
We'll bleep it out.
We'll bleep it out.
Totally oops.
It wasn't mommy yet.
Totally oops, yeah.
We'll bleep it out.
We'll bleep it out.
No, no, no, no, no, fuck that.
I know you.
Yeah, right.
No fucking way.
I'll tell you after. I mean, you're in my band. We'll protect you. Yes, I do. I know exactlyep it out. We'll bleep it out. No, no, no. Not fuck that. No fucking way.
I mean you're in my band. We'll protect you.
Yes I do. I know exactly who it is.
God. How do you know everything about me?
Hold on. Hold on.
I'm muting the mics. I'm muting the mics right now.
You told me.
Oh my fucking...
This is why I didn't want to do the fucking thing.
It was muted.
It was muted. It was party! It was muted!
It was muted.
Oh my god!
It was a long time ago.
Ali, you dirty dick and son of a bitch.
We never made out.
Ali!
Was your line from the song like,
who we are now is now when we fucking...
Yeah.
Not who we are. Back when we were fucking, yeah, who we made out with back when we were 20
and wasted on whiskey or something.
I mean, you're not in trouble here.
No, it's not a crime.
I feel like I am, I do, I feel like I have to.
Ali, I was such a whore when I was a kid.
Yeah.
I was whoring out, I was, that slut.
Yeah.
I had a good, I did, I talked to someone on this tour
from the Midwest that I've been playing in that town
for 15 years or something.
They haven't seen me in a couple years.
They're like, you got a rumor about you
that you're a little slut.
But that-
A rumor?
From the front page of the books.
His biography's gonna be, I am slut.
I have not been hiding that.
Yeah.
You guys suck at rumors.
Ow!
But they said, they said the rumor has it that he's a slut, but he licks pussy.
I'm like, what?
Yeah.
I'm like, let's go.
Of course.
Ali licks pussy.
That's what I'm thinking.
Even Ali looks pussy.
But then I'm thinking like dudes don't lick pussy.
Mm.
No, dudes look pussy. I'm more of a suck on lick pussy. Not a lot of dudes lick pussy.
I'm more of a suck on the click guy.
Yeah they do.
I mean yeah, yeah they do.
Yeah.
But she said it like, it was like not a lot of people
eat pussy.
Well see I don't know.
I've been out of the game for over a decade.
First six months of dating you gotta eat pussy.
I got out of the game before like butt stuff became a thing.
You know like I'm not, yeah. You gotta lick pussy at least the first six months of the relationship. Yeah, hold on. Yeah
I want to know more about the whole the horriers. Okay. Yeah
Cornmeal was this Midwest stuff?
We I mean Connors any like any like
Girls want to beat you up cuz you didn't know that there. No, I wasn't a dick like that. It was more like...
Fun.
Yeah.
Resums?
Yeah.
Girls. Definitely girls in there.
You like girls?
I do.
Yeah. Who doesn't?
I do.
Wow. This is...
We have a good Connors story. He was at Connors the other night. Remember when I thought we
were like together? He came up to us in Connors. It was the first time we played together and
we went to Connors for a drink. And we were like, we got hit it off.
Was he flirting or something?
We were just hanging out, me and you just like, just like, gabbing it up.
We like loved each other right away.
It wasn't any flirting. And you guys parked your RV in my driveway that night, remember?
No.
And we were just getting along really well.
And this guy comes up, he was wanting to hit on you probably.
And he was like, you guys together?
And I was like, no, her dick's way too big.
This has been like a universal joke. on you probably and he was like you guys together and I was like no her dicks way too big
a universal joke yeah yeah since I was like 20 yeah you know like Ali's got the
biggest dick in the yeah we wanted to do a bit we're like you know it's like
I was got the biggest dick and she'd pull up her skirt and he have like a
fucking strap I'm like too scared to do it, but I really want to do it. Yeah, the rocker in me is like
But the mommy in you. Yeah, it's really weird. Your kid's gonna see a picture of the
when you join the Frasco band years and
Just fucking picture of you with a big old dildo in
Or will he be like, yep, that's mom?
Or will he be like, thanks for paying for my college, mom, with your big schlong?
I feel like, why do we... Women are just as rock stars as men.
Why do we have to like... Why do women have to tone down the rock star-ness?
Just because they're a woman. Thank you
It's fucking bullshit. Yeah, here's why
It is it is
Fucked up fucking annoying. Yeah, just annoying. I know, why are we putting, it's so much pressure
on women to be a good girl and perfect.
When they talk about licking farts out of their ass.
You know, like, that's not rock, sir.
That's too far.
You know what I mean.
Would you be freaked out if someone called you good girl during sex? I would be. Well yeah, you's too far. You know what I mean. Would you be freaked out if someone called you
good girl during sex?
I would be.
Well yeah, you're a dude.
I can't picture it because Brian would never say that to me.
What, your husband?
Yeah.
If a guy was having sex and he's like, good girl.
I mean, if I asked him to say that to me,
I think he'd be like.
Okay, so it's not that weird.
I asked Julie and she said it wasn't that weird either.
Ali, another question I have.
I need relationship advice.
How do you find, I like how you picked someone
not in your industry.
You picked an engineer.
Any advice for me to find love going into my 40s?
I'll give you a rose quartz crystal,
and I'll show you a good meditation that you can do,
and you can manifest this beautiful relationship
from the universe.
I think I'm just gonna to stay single, actually.
Yes!
I know!
Sorry.
Sorry.
Yeah, that's...
You lost me at Rose Quartz.
Oh.
I think you're going where you're at.
I don't know.
What do you need a girlfriend for?
It...
No, I just don't want to be alone.
Yeah, don't...
Everyone starts having kids.
Yeah.
Everyone starts...
Oh, Floyd, get in here.
Floyd Kelly, everyone.
Floyd, get your fucking ass in here now!
Come to work, Floyd! Nick! We're talking about relationship advice. Floyd get in here
We're talking about relationship advice you're the perfect lover mr. T over here
These guys are so weird by the way they have this
Weird what's weird about this it's like like love-hate relationship you two it's hilarious like we love each other
Well, it's like one of those relationships where one person's thinking one thing once thinking the
Something totally different and they just exist in different paradigms
And then they yeah their communication style just like barely gets it across the bridge No, no, no, no, no when I kiss you on stage. You don't run away
Go like this. You just stay there.
Like a good... And I kiss him.
I'm like, you know, you see me running in there like a spider monkey.
I get on top of that piano ready to fucking give some smoochies.
And, uh, yeah. One more thing.
They exist in different paradigms, aka, his has an airport.
Yeah, you're regional as airport.
Floyd, we're doing the analysis of Ali Kraw. How do you feel about Ali being in this band so far?
So far?
Yeah.
I love it.
Full time.
Full time?
Yeah, let's fire one of the other guys.
All right.
Let's actually bring him in.
Andy Alva.
Come over here.
Andy Alva, we have to talk to you.
Yeah, yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, Andy Alva's here too.
You fire me, you flit me, who's the one?
All the time.
No!
Thank you.
Alright, thank you band.
Thanks for your cameos.
Who's the one diggy has, you mean?
We all love each other.
It is a strange anomaly.
No, it's beautiful.
They used to hate each other.
I've seen... I talked to some bands.
I felt the love in Yonder too, you know?
It's like it feels good to be on the road
and enjoying each other.
It's good to have that camaraderie.
You ever fight anyone?
Like fist fight or?
No, fuck no.
No yelling, nothing?
Yelling? Fuck yeah.
Hell yeah.
Oh yeah.
This is a good one.
I love the dirt.
In Cormiel, back in the day, the bass player, Chris Ganji and I were like cats and dogs.
As much as we loved each other, we fucking fought hard.
And I don't know what exactly happened, but I do remember that whatever I did or said, his reaction was like you're such a cunt and
At the time I didn't like the word. I love the word now. I still think it's harsh. It's hard
I call you bitch. What's up, bitch? Yeah, but you also spell it B I s H. Yeah, like super soft
That's different bitch. What's up, bitch? Yeah, my bitch right? Yeah
Yeah, like super soft. That's different bitch. What's up, bitch? Yeah, my bitch. Yeah, yeah
So I look call me we were in our tour bus and I took the first thing I could find and I just
Whipped it at him and it was a no
He ducks and it fucking broke our windshield Yeah, totally. Holy shit. I just... Were you pissed? Yeah.
I was super pissed.
He was pissed.
Kind of funny.
Both of us looked at each other like, oh, fuck.
Too far?
Kind of funny because he was more of a cunt than you, I feel.
Yeah, he totally is, but like we're not now.
He's still one of my best friends.
I love him.
He's still a little bit of a cunt though.
You know?
That's funny because we brought him.
Come over here, buddy.
Chris Ganji, everybody.
Chris Ganji, everyone.
We got Chris Ganji on the show now.
Welcome to the show, Chris. He'd have a lot to say about Chris Ganji, everybody. Chris Ganji, everyone. We got Chris Ganji on the show now. Welcome to the show, Chris.
He'd have a lot to say about me.
Oh, man.
He probably remembers way more about me than I do.
But for real, do you think I need to find love or do you think I'm good at doing this?
I think whatever you need to do is what you need to do.
Because I feel so happy just like doing this.
And you're fulfilled and you're great.
I really do feel fulfilled.
I got my best buddy.
And you don't need?
Yeah. I really do feel fulfilled. I got my best buddy. Then you don't need, yeah. I think the whole stereotype of like,
you need to find a home, find your partner, settle down.
Like be monogamous, have kids,
do it in a certain order, otherwise, you know.
It's like, no, you don't need to do that.
Decide what you want, babe.
Get divorced when you're 57, you know.
Doesn't matter. Yolo. All these people say that on their you want, babe. Get divorced when you're 57, you know. It doesn't matter. Yolo.
All these people say that on their third wife, so.
Yeah.
I saw a meme saying, if you haven't gotten married
after 30, you got through your first divorce.
It's kind of true.
One time, so I have a bunch of traditional ass friends
because I went to Catholic school,
and when I turned 30, I posted,
made to 30, no kids, never got divorced.
And they were like, you know
It's not good to make it to 30 with oh my god. I was like shut the fuck up you loser
You're so insurance. Yeah
Nick is a fucking vibe. Yeah
Losers yeah
Hell yeah, he got off the airport and the first thing was losers
Oh, there was a tornado off in the distance right when I landed to I was like I'm home, baby
Yeah, I could see like the clouds of it. Well, yeah, I could tell that was gonna be tornado because they were getting real low
Um speaking of tornadoes volume calm volume calm. Do you know anything about volume calm?
Ali crawl you talk about it a lot on your podcast. We have to we have to they pay us and they're great and they are good
yeah, and a place to go to a place to go to see live streams, yeah, and
It's also a place to go to go to only frasco people
Only frasco five dollars a month you get everything but the dick pic. That's an extra 25
Oh my god, and you don't what if my dick pics is 25? You don't want you don't want you should get two dollars off
If you get the dick pic honestly, you don't even want to see my dick. Where's the rest of it?
Just it's I looked at my dick. I
Looked at my dick and I don't have any I have a couple grays here. I looked at my balls
Oh, no, I have so many gray hairs on my ball. What the fuck it makes sense actually why this your lifestyle?
I like that. They're just hidden. Yeah, you know gray hairs on my balls. What the fuck? It makes sense actually. Why? Just your lifestyle.
I like that they're just hidden.
Yeah.
It makes sense that you'd be going gray down there first.
Okay, how am I gonna say this right?
Like pussy juices, you know?
That's a good way to say it.
Has like a pH balance that's acidic
and it like bleaches, it can bleach your undies and stuff.
I just heard this and like, I'm like, wait, what?
And Jason and I were talking about it last night.
I'm like, so like dudes with like, you know,
like gray and like beard.
I just like picture them being.
Oh, he goes down.
So maybe that's why.
Oh, he's making love with him.
Maybe they're not gray hairs.
Maybe they're bleached.
Maybe that's why you like older women.
I do love older women. Maybe your dick's like 20 years older than you?
You know like old souls got an old. Yeah
Yeah, my dick's an old soul. He still gets the newspaper
Like a physical copy of the Wall Street Journal
He doesn't like the NBA
He doesn't like the NBA. He doesn't like the NBA because of their attitude. He's got a really good record, Galeasho.
He thinks the NBA players are lazy.
Loves Inigata De Vita.
Here's how I know I'm neurodivergent. I can't watch basketball because like anytime basketball players go like this to shoot a shot, like all I see is like their armpit hair and I get like roast out by it.
I love basketball so much.
What about when you're having sex with your husband?
Yeah, his armpit hair is totally fine.
You know, it's different when you like-
Oh, you guys still have sex?
Have your partner.
Yeah, no, no.
I was going to say, you've been married for a while.
You have the whole point of getting married
is you don't have sex anymore.
Yeah, that's totally true.
Al is going to make us delete this whole fucking episode.
Yeah.
That's true, Nick. You're a person.
Oh.
LAUGHTER
I like that.
Or maybe...
I don't know.
But anyway, volume.com.
It was like, volume.com pitch.
I'm talking about the greys in my ball sack.
Go ahead to volume.com.
They're the best. They really are.
They've been supporting our dreams for fucking years
Mm-hmm, we really do love them and Nick's about to
New trivia working it out, but um we have we've had we have
Hundreds of people now signed up for only Frasco whoa yeah five bucks a month. We give you a live stream
We give you a live stream from the tour once a month we give you a live stream we give you a live stream from the tour
once a month and all this content and we're gonna be doing extended versions
of the podcast and
all kind of shit off Ali crawls quartz rose like bleached undies. That'd be way more fun. You'd be auctioning off black girls.
Bleached undies.
The bid starts at
seventeen thousand.
Let's pay for my kids college at least.
Well, you only need a couple people.
You only need one pair of underwear.
No, we're not doing that.
My merch gentleman said,
hey, people love signed stuff. You want to sign your t-shirt and I'm like that sounds so tacky
And so about it. Yep. Oh, I like desperate losers out there man
Just kidding
Don't listen to Nick by my use clue also. Yeah, he's the weird one
He's the weird clothes that I wrote my name on
cursive
I'm just impressed you can people still writing cursive. I like the crew like Walker. Yeah, you like Trevor
Which one's Walker? Walker's the modern man. You haven't met him. Okay. He wasn't at breakfast. He's good people
It's red and neck production. Who is the other guy at red neck?
Since neck Walk Walker's red.
Red and neck productions.
Who was the other guy at breakfast
that wasn't the tattoo guy?
Trev.
Yeah, Trevor.
What's he do?
He's the merch guy.
He's fucking killing it.
Merchandise.
He's sober too.
He just watches us just go, ah!
Oh my God, the merchandise.
He loves us.
We're hitting record numbers on merch.
I love that for you.
Fucking record numbers. Hell yeah, get them T- merch. I love that for you. Fucking record numbers.
Hell yeah.
Get them t-shirts.
Maybe we should get you part of the VIP.
We'll wait.
I'll talk to your manager.
I forgot.
Sorry.
I really love being a band member but not being a band member.
I don't have to be on the band group text.
I don't have to show up until like.
I'm on the band group text.
I've been on it the whole tour.
Even Nix on the band group
They left me on from jam crews I just been kind of following along I need to know the door code I'm texting You know like once a week. I'll like I'll heart something weird. I'll just like heart something
Or we just yell at Floyd for not going to work. Yeah. Yeah, no
Yeah, I'll yell at Floyd all just like thumbs up something or I'll tell them Andy pays them very well.
Thank you. Thank you.
That was funny.
Thank you, Father.
Floyd was like, I'm not getting paid, blah blah.
He was joking around like, Andy pays you very well.
You be quiet.
He's my, he's daddy.
I hate Floyd.
We all hate Floyd.
It's a bit, okay?
Is this a thing?
It's a bit.
I mean, I like Floyd, but I hate him.
Floyd's the greatest. He just is he handles me young. Yeah, huh? And he like it's gone
He'll fight back and I just need a little of it. I just need a little yeah
You can try motherfuckers patience though, too, cuz I can't do that with Sean Sean's too soft
Sean's very good too personally. Yeah, and I can't do it to Andy Avila, because he'll go, he's scared, he'll be my ass.
He's an East LA Mexican.
Yeah, he would.
I saw Sean, you'll love this.
Sean was fucking hammered in Wisconsin.
He was just fucking just hammered.
And he was talking shit to Andy.
He's like, you don't want to do this.
So Andy pulls his phone out,
and Sean tries to push him, and then he's like, you don't want to do this. And so Andy takes his phone out and like, Sean tries to push him or try,
and then he's like, you don't wanna do this.
And so Andy takes his phone out with one hand
and starts whooping his ass with the other one.
I told him, he said, settle down!
Like it's like a dad, dude.
It's like the dad's getting the belt.
What was the phone for?
Does it have video of it?
Yeah, so he could show Sean,
cause he was blacked out.
Oh, I get it, I get it, okay, okay show Sean cuz he was blacked out. Oh, I get it. I get it. Okay, okay
He was holding his he was holding the phone with one hand and whooping the motherfuckers. Yeah
Basis the main guy wouldn't fight in this day. He's from East Los Angeles. Yeah, dude
Fuck with beats. All right. No, he's the guys but he's also very easy to get along with so
So it's it is the end of the tour.
I like to say thank you guys so much.
I like that.
Man, this town is hip, dude.
I don't know why you think it's so red and everything.
I love Indy, but there are some out in the country.
We're in the good part.
We're in the artsy part.
Yeah, it's a cool area.
We're looking out the window of upstairs, the Hi-Fi,
and seeing all these little hipsters.
Beautiful fountain square.
Going to like vintage shops.
Yeah, this used to be the White Ghetto of Indianapolis.
It did, I'm not kidding.
Gentrification of the Midwest.
Hell yeah.
Starring Nick Erlich.
Oh, I would love to come back here and ruin this town.
So you started the tour, Jesus fucking Christ.
Chill, chill, chill, chill.
Weren't you trying to be mayor?
I'm gonna be mayor, that's how I'm gonna.
We're both running against each other.
Yeah.
Who would you vote for?
No comment.
Who would you vote for, Alex?
I wouldn't, I wouldn't. You're a real Midwest bitch. I would not you vote for?
You're a real Midwest bitch
Had to choose one he grew up here. Okay. Well, is he serious about it? Cuz like he was serious he's no but like when he takes if he were to take office like what what would you do?
What's your pitch? Well, do you go first?
Gonna fuck shit up or are you like no no, I'm going to make this the
best city on earth.
I'm putting like my smart Nick hat on.
I'm going to improve public transportation.
I'm going to put money into education.
I'm going to make basketball the official, make basketball even more important and make
sure the Pacers won a championship, get IU back to where they need to be and NCA Final
Four.
Propaganda, propaganda, propaganda.
I'm going to get the Jazz. I'm going to get this. We have a great local jazz scene here. I'm gonna let them of the world know about it
I'm gonna you know just make it a better place and
Just keep me dropping you people. He's trumping you right now. Mm-hmm. What's everything's great. Well, I'll do yeah
I'm gonna work on our mental health. Oh
Everybody fine here. They live in Indiana. Oh my god. Very calm. That
woman does not look fine. She looks sad. The one on the left. She looks nice to me, you
piece of shit. Very judgmental. I do want to fix the roads too, because that's fucked
up. Oh, the potholes here are awful. We are, we are, they don't even have sidewalk. No,
dude. It's yeah. It's like, where do people walk? they drive. They don't walk here. Let's see how big she is. Yep
Who is that girls not big just kidding? I just ran they can't see I was just okay anyway
No, don't walk here. No, there's no exercising going on here. I some beautiful
There's any day full women. Yeah, you look hot. Thanks, babe. You're not mommy you dress good. You're hot
Hey, you're hot. Oh, yeah me I wear it but but you know like there's there's clothes that I you know have from
days of your yeah
No
Check sometimes too like it's like mixed together. Yeah.
I mean yeah, all your outfits have been fucking.
You get your titties out sometimes.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, the tits are out.
She ain't scared to get them titties out.
Yeah.
Let them fly.
I can't believe I've never seen your tits actually.
Really?
But I like it that way.
Let's keep it in the serious vibe.
Okay.
But yeah, I'm surprised by that too.
Yeah, because you've been known to whip them out of there. Yeah, I've heard stories of you just pulling them out everywhere.
Yeah, really?
Yeah.
People talk about that shit?
Oh, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to end a caramel.
That's what I'm like.
I'm not known by my fiddling.
Fiddling with her tits.
I thought I got this gig because I was a good fiddler.
Fiddling with your titties.
Damn.
Oh, the other thing I'm going to do is my head.
Because we vetted you, Allie. Yeah. I vetted you Allie. Yeah, I vetted you with Bayless. I vetted you with who else
No, no, I'm not then you're kidding I don't know about you getting your tits out I was just assuming
No, I bet you Mike. I'm like I was more worried about you're gonna be too prude
What?
And then everyone told me stories of you. I'm like what? Ali? I'm like
what the fuck is... because you know you really know I am. I am very sensitive. You need to
take care of me. He didn't know if he was getting Ali Kroll or Ali Condon. I'm like you are rock
star you're perfect for this band. I just wanted to introduce one of the new members of the band
She's the best Ali calls the best st. Louis own very nice originally
Chicago suburbs. Oh cool. Oh, we're going home. Yeah, ma'am. Oh, baby
All right guys, um, what an episode sorry we've got this is fun as shit
Are you kidding me?
I'm not mad at all.
I'm sorry you guys have to delete half of it.
No, this is great.
I bleeped out that man.
I don't believe you until I saw it.
It was muted, I saw it.
I saw it, I muted it.
But that is fucking wild.
That's the only time ever.
That's wild, but also I kind of see it.
Oh man.
It's kind of a piece of shit.
Yeah.
Now they're gonna know who it is. That one piece of shit in. Oh! Yeah. It's kind of a piece of shit. Yeah.
Now they're going to know who it is.
That one piece of shit in the jam band scene.
Nobody said jam band.
Okay, I mean rock, whatever.
Fucking funk.
Kind of a piece of shit.
Can you guys end the episode before he gives it out?
Okay, um, Ali.
Well this was ten years ago.
There was way more jam bands.
You started the tour with us.
Now this week.
Game on for sound check. Shut the fuck up! Oh, now you want to go to work. Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit! Ten years ago, there's more with us now this week
Now you want to work
When the mics are on I never work when the mics are on I've never seen him at a soundcheck in my life Yeah, now he wants to work when we're recording. Okay, cool. See this is what this is what I'm talking
This is why he needs to be yelled at.
Piece of shit, Floyd.
He needs to get yelled at.
It's just like.
He loves it.
The energy is like explosive and he's like,
what just happened?
Andy loves having me around with Floyd.
Yeah, I can see that.
It sounds like his mouthpiece.
Yeah, he's my rottweiler.
I love that.
So, now we're like.
Yes. I'm smiling, I am smiling. Shit, Nick. like, yes.
I'm smiling, I am smiling.
Sit, Nick.
Attack, Nick.
I am smiling, I get a treat.
You're giving like a bulldog face.
Nose treat.
A little nose treat.
I have a biscuit.
It's been such a pleasure, all the fans,
the Frasco fans, they really just,
they're so excited you're playing with us
and we just can't thank you enough for I love Ali choosing us
Yeah, Ali, you're the best. Thanks. Let's clap it up. I'm so glad she came on the episode. She's like I don't want to do
Well that no one knows anything about me drag out. Oh, no, we'll find something we're in your town
I'm gonna find something didn't mean tonight
I'm gonna do this anonymous like on the merch table.
Like if you know anything about Nick Gerlach, put it in this thing.
We won't tell you. You want to rat anyone out.
Yeah. No one here even know where I lived.
What if like seven people said, oh, yeah, he killed a man.
I mean, that'd be cool.
Like seven people, seven people.
It's clearly true because it's all the same guy.
It's all the same. I'm like, yeah, I did.
Yeah, only one.
Yeah, one man.
I killed one person.
This tour has been fun, guys.
We love you so much.
Five weeks in, Allie has been on this run and she sees how much the fans love this.
We love Mommy.
Mommy loves you guys.
Y'all are getting weird with the Mommy.
You're going to call her Mommy on stage. Me, me? You mean only guys. Y'all are getting weird with the mommy. You're going to call her mommy on stage.
Me, me?
You mean only me?
Y'all are getting weird with the mommy.
By y'all, you mean just me for the last three hours?
Mother would like to say some words for the fan base.
How, mother?
We don't want to be remembered by mommy.
What do you want to be remembered by mommy?
Here's what's hilarious.
It's like all the shit we say and all the weirdness,
like that's what gets me, like that's when I'm like,
ugh, it's itchy.
What do I want to be remembered by?
What do you want to be remembered by, Molly Carl?
Spreading joy?
Yeah. I don't know.
Spreading something.
God damn it.
Stick, you're trying to be nice.
You can't call me Mommy. I can't help it, I'm on the spectrum, maybe. No, it's bread and something
I'm in happiness in a crazy. I mean people beat off to mom porn. I've never beat off to mom porn I don't even know what that word. Oh really fuck, but I'm sure it exists everything else exists
What is mom? You mean stepmom?
Stepmom?
Not mom porn.
You mean stepmom porn, right?
You're like, no, yeah, that's right.
No.
Stepmother porn.
Nobody does that.
Yes, stepmother pornography.
We were genuinely like, what the fuck?
What is mom porn? porn no I'm just
trying to beat off the women my own age I thought you meant like no no like oh
mommy no that has to exist everything exists when I watch but not really their
mom I'm not knocking what yeah yeah people when I watch point straight to penetration. I don't want no story time
I'm the exact opposite
Story nothing about the story
Up a little yeah, I like a little Mike let's get to it. Maybe this is why I
Yeah, we're also in relationships. Okay, so okay. I got a question. That's true
Yeah, we're also in long-term relationships. Okay, so, okay, I got a question.
That's true.
Do you read those girly fucking,
and then the man put his, those girly books
that are just so sexual?
No, but I'm not against it.
Maybe I should.
You should.
I don't know.
I'll buy you one.
Okay.
I read it to you too.
My friend was reading one of those books
and they are fucking rock.
Dude, women are disgusting.
Women?
That's what I'm saying.
Like, why are we trying to,
we have to put the inner rock star in women again.
It's there.
It's already there.
Just like, be yourself.
And Alec Raul, that's why you're in a band,
because you're yourself.
But I'm also surrounded by people like you
who aren't uncomfortable by me being myself.
The majority of the people in this world probably would be.
Yeah.
Well maybe that's a theory.
This week on Nick and Andy, Nick, Andy and Mama.
Nick, Andy and Mama.
I can hate you guys, I'm never doing this again.
Uppies!
Uppies, Mommy!
Uppies, Mommy!
Uppies, Mommy!
Mommy, Uppies!
Get outta here!
Yeah, get outta here, Ali.
Get down, that was beautiful.
Ali, crawl, wallah.
Will you please give me some Cheerios and a little plastic bag later on? I can't sleep. I can't sleep. I need warm milk. I need warm milk mommy. God I love her. Oh, she's the best. I'm glad she came on.
Um, Nick, I'm glad you're here. That was fun. Dude, that was a fucking fun ass episode. Awesome. Fucking fire.
Sound check now according to Floyd for some reason. When does Floyd get to decide when sound? The mics are on.
Oh yeah. Whenever the mics are on, Floyd for some windows Floyd get to decide when sound that mics are on
Oh, yeah, whatever the mics are all of a sudden Floyd's employed
Oh, I don't want to your pocket looks in the window and he's like
You should do until you should have employee of the month
Like get a plaque and like put a little thing for each month
And put it in the bus like have no the band like your manager Eva
Mara I don't like employee of the month. I think it's bragging but it's funny though. It is fun
Yeah, it doesn't have to be real. Okay. Yeah
11th of August 2nd. Oh, yeah, ladies and gentlemen of Denver
Guess what?
We found our openers for the 11th Pavilion free show and we are bringing it.
It's going to be like the Yacht Club at Levitt Pavilion.
Hell yeah.
Nick Gerlach, the Coltet.
Uh huh.
We'll be opening my boy Nick and our favorite girls.
I have a sick band too.
I can't wait.
Yeah.
And our favorite girls, Barbara.
I love that.
I love them girls. Do you like that I put them on the bill? I love it. I can't wait. Yeah And our favorite girls Barbara. I love that. I love them girls. Do you like that? I put them on the bill
I love it. I can't wait. They're such a good vibe. They're like they're like new so they're gonna be like really appreciative and yeah
Yeah, I
Love Anna so much. I like them all I love all yeah, and is like such a rock star. She reminds me of Ali crawl
She's the homie. Yeah, she's the best the mill is like a
Stick sort of genius. Yeah Bart Bart. Yeah, she's the homie. Yeah, she's the best. Camilla's like a artistic sort of genius. Yeah. Yeah
Bart or Bart. Yeah, she's the sax player slash bass player. Yeah, I mean it's a great she also an amazing woodworker
So grab your free tickets. I think it's gonna be fucking so
Just get tickets. You just gotta like RSVPing. Yeah, then if you want to upgrade to like VIP
VIP area you could buy but it's free show for the people
That's awesome and let it go Grizz is back. Yeah, he's back, baby. Did you know he was coming back? Yeah, I'm the trivia every Monday
Yeah, I kind of um, you know, I didn't know all the details, but it looks awesome. I'm happy for him
I'm happy the video is so cool
I'm happy you took his time off and got reset and I'm really mad at all the people making up rumors about him online
And that rumors
Dude, there's all these idiots like you know on Facebook. They're just like haters and they're like Oh, he was in rehab the whole time like yeah rehab from people like you he was taking a year and a half
Everyone see they always go to rehab when you want what if he was just tired and wanted a fucking break also
He barely drinks. He doesn't even do drugs like it's not yeah. Yeah It's like get over yourselves people. Look at his body.
That guy was an addict.
You think that hot body is fucking ripping blow
and doing all the drinking.
Yeah.
The fucking Greek statue of a man.
Yeah, he's definitely a drug addict.
The only thing I've seen him put in his body
outside of water is like maybe a seven up.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
Fucking weirdos.
I'm glad he's back.
It'll be good for the economy.
Get a job. It'll be good for the job. It'll be good for the culture
I'm talking shit about people get a job. Hell. Yeah, dude. He's the man. He's the nicest guy ever I
Said stop get stop talking shit people then alley the personality. I'm like that dude's a piece of shit
Whatever fuck it a podcaster for that's a pocket you forget that's what pods are for the good times the bad times
Well, they're sound checking. Oh, they really are you want to go your Andy? Oh, I I you got a sound check anymore
I go to sound check right at the end. Yeah smart now that I have a monitor guy. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, I'm I am so monitor guys to game changes. I'm on such a stoked level
Yeah, dude having a monitor guy is a game changer having a crew
Doesn't all that band tats it does help a lot to have a crew man
I'd monitor that will change your whole life as far as like just the show. I agree
Nick do you have any advice for the people?
No, just keep doing what you're doing. You're fine. Yeah, I like you know with your gut
Go with your gut like I like I did try to keep the misdemeanors only yeah
Oh, I like that maybe a little yeah. Yeah, Mr.. Mears are good. Yeah possession. I
also um
You know underdog roof of the underdog yeah, I even though I know they're gonna lose
I bet $25 on every underdog team hell yeah on
In the March Madness I did that too but no 16 seeds
I'm not that crazy I did the 16 to I went I went 9 to 16 I'm a conservative
gambler I just like giving out my money yeah my means needs it they're hurting
right now yeah they're tough it's a tough time for them gambling's legal here
can't smoke weed but you can gamble gamble. Oh good. All right guys
We're playing pot tuck it. Oh, no. No, we're on the 311 crew. Yeah, okay
Come out region now. You got the camera
And then we have some days off and then we're playing we're doing one-offs like Rhode Island and Brookville
Florida for a festival with pigeons what's Rhode Island and Brookville, Florida for a festival with pigeons What's Rhode Island then 420 fest and I'm going to Mexico again. Oh, you want to go to the Sanchez with me?
Maybe I was got was telling me about that dude though
Oh, I could get you set up like I get a place to stay and shit
Just a stay pay for the flight kind of vibe. I'll pay for the flight. When is it and we could do a podcast there?
Oh, I'm interested. Yeah, let's get some dates. 420 through 25. Okay. Okay cool.
Julie might kill me but. Bring her. Okay she can go then yeah. I can't pay for both of your flights. I get it.
It's not that expensive to fly down. No it's two hundred bucks. Yeah I can say. But if she can have a place to stay she
might be into it. Maybe I'll treat you. We're having a good year. Alright come on. Let's just. We don't need to get into
that on here but she might want to go. She's never been down there. Okay cool.
Plus she looks good in a bathing suit. I didn't want to say it. She's hot. What do you want to go she's never been down there. Okay cool. Well. She looks good I didn't want to say it
She's hot. What do you want to say girlfriends hot as fuck what happens when you never lie? She's a babe
You believe she's 40 and she's gonna believe that I know
I'm doing well
Alright guys, I love you every underdog and we'll see you next week
I love you every for the underdog and we'll see you next week
What's going on next week I get home Sunday, so oh yeah, Nick and I will do a recap on the 311 cruise And now it's back to your regular schedule. We got some good guests coming. We got some great guests
So maybe your old soccer coach might be coming on whoo. Oh you owe Mike Campbell. Yeah, maybe right? Yeah, yeah, and then
we had a lot of fun ones, too. We got the
The booking agent the guy who books governor ball. Oh sick and we could talk to him how to get on governor ball
Yeah, I was like, that's the whole interview
To get on governor ball looks like an audience trio with no history
Thanks for believing this podcast year six, baby. Let's go get it. I can't believe it's been six years
Thanks for believing this podcast. You're sick, baby.
Let's go get it.
I can't believe it's been six years.
Nick, you've been with me for three years.
Really?
I thought it was four.
Four now.
I don't even know.
Oh, COVID.
Yeah, COVID.
Well, I wasn't like full time at first.
Remember I was just at the end for 10 minutes.
All right.
All right.
Bye.
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