Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - EP 315: Andy & Nick

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

Get your heart right with a very special episode of The World Saving Podcast, in which Andy & Nick surprise dial up members of Umphrey's McGee to ask for unpaid life coaching. What nice boys. But what's all this about Frasco pledging to jail break Bayliss if he gets in trouble whilst touring Morocco?? Andy shares big news involving his face and updates on that oozing infection. Shout out to Denver airport's McDonalds Workers. Also: we as a podcast, are officially deplatforming Kanye West and will no longer be supplying you with all the Kanye West content you've come to love about this podcast.  Suffering from aphantasia and need a visual aid to accompany your podcast? Well, fear not. We gotchu. Watch this episode now, exclusively on Volume.com We're psyched to partner up with those buddies of ours at Volume.com! Check out their roster of upcoming live events and on-demand shows to enrich that sweet life of yours. Call, leave a message, and tell us your opinion on Gilmore Girls: [phone]  Check out our new album!, L'Optimist on all platforms Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For more information on Andy Frasco, the band and/or the blog, go to: AndyFrasco.com Produced by Andy Frasco, Nick Gerlach, Joe Angelhow, & Chris Lorentz Audio mix by Chris Lorentz Featuring: Mara Davis Brendan Bayliss Ryan Stasik

Hey guys, it's Andy. How's everyone doing out there? Hope you're kicking ass out there fucking shit up. I'm out here kidnapped in Tampa, Florida I have we have a world premiere. We are you know, you're the podcast and we like to premiere songs a couple days early The song is called life is easy. I really love it. So basically a song about What do you think the song is about, Cooney? It's about choosing your own outlook and making things work for you the way they work for you. That was fucking beautiful. Thank you, Cooney. Featuring Billy Strings, Dan O'Donato, Steve Poults, Mike Gordon. I wrote the song with Steve Poulz and Chris Galbuta. We're

really proud of it. It's a co-collab gangbang on this one. So Chris, play the trumpets baby. A new world premiere of my band Andy Carrasco in the UN. Enjoy. Life is easy. The water is poisonous, the government's treasonous There's chemtrails in the sky and we're all breathin' it The border is porous, the billionaires bore us They're burnin' down the trees to build a new forest Yeah, the crabs in the pie will try to pull you down and the folks you thought were friends can start to bum you out but figures all work together if they're greasy if you let it be life is easy

The heat is horrible, the poison's pourable They got depression on demand and now it's storable The pinball's tilty, the judge is guilty Everything I ever loved's not trying to kill me Yeah, the crabs in the pot will try to pull you down And the folks who thought we were friends can start to bum you out But the gears all work together as they're greasy But if you let it be, life is easy The TV says the bombs are gonna fall

Everybody run for cover from it all Then I walked outside and the birds were singing songs The bullies teasing us No one's pleasing us They're lighting up the grill and trying to season us But we're all eating up They shit, they're feeding us They're selling us the blood while they're all bleeding us Yeah, the crabs in the pot will try to pull you down

And the folks you thought were friends can start to bum you out But the gears all work together and they're greasy If you let it be, life is easy If you let it be, life is easy If you let it be, life is easy Ain't life grand Steve? It sure is buddy And we're live Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast

I'm Andy Frasco Why do people This is my co-host Nick or lock we are here together. Hi in our humble our volume calm studio Why are No, I don't understand. Oh, I don't I truly I Truly don't understand people. Hold on. Let me just mute this. Yeah, I Truly don't understand that boomer in the elevator that has his notifications on, huh? Someone yelled at me you actually answer your phone though

I guess it's inappropriate it's rude to just like scroll Instagram with the volume on yeah in public Yeah, yeah, I have a couple friends that do that. I do it. I have a certain... Like I yell that. There's a certain woman in my life that likes to do that next to me on the couch when I'm watching one of my shows. I'm not gonna mention anybody specifically here. I'm not gonna call anyone out by name here, but there's someone. Why do everyone... Why do everyone? Why does everyone take advantage of kindness? I don't know because it's the easiest thing to take advantage of. I mean, I think I just answered it right there. It's like the most honest people are the easiest to take advantage of.

Because liars think everyone else is lying. Some people are very easy to take advantage of. I take care of a lot of people. That's one good thing about them. Who's taking care of me is the question. Who's taking care of your old lady? While she was out making love. Who's making love to your old lady while you're out making love? I don't know, man.

But what... I don't understand. You know, when you're... I'm like, I can't make any... It's so hard to talk about this. It's so hard to talk about all these things are going on in my life right now. With people who are close to my life. And how they don't realize some

of their actions mmm fuck up the people around them I think that's true of everybody everybody has these but why are why is everyone so fucking selfish um I don't think people know they're being selfish sometimes maybe I just care too much maybe I should just stop caring. I mean, I tried that. I've been doing that since about. Since seven years old. I just gained enlightenment when I was about 23 and then I realized nothing really matters.

Fuck, I don't wanna feel like that. Even though stuff does matter. That sounds sad and depressing. It actually isn't. It's actually kind of nice. You just realize, I mean, stuff does matter, but if you just pretend it doesn't, it bothers you less. I gotta stop caring so much about everything. Like

politics and... I don't care, but that's the only thing. Everyone's all freaking out about the I'm like not even listening or reading the room. But that's my point. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Okay. Because you're not gonna be able to change anything, so if you just ignore it. I mean you're still gonna find out. But you could change the way the relationship is with your friends and the people you're working with. Yeah, yeah. Maybe.

I do feel fulfilled. I had a situation that I was completely honest with and it felt like a relief. What, the relationship expert? No, well, we could talk about that. We got Nick's beautiful sweet soul thought it'd be great to have me slide into depression when I had to talk to a relationship therapist. I realized that. We're like so I'm like we're like

thinking it was like a relationship thing like you don't need a relationship counselor you need to go to therapy. yeah you got sexually assaulted as a child and you need to deal with that right away you were more freaked out by the girl throwing your necklace on the ground on third grade than the teacher thing yeah then that crazy so stupid I guess maybe Andy was the narcissist all You were just mad because you spent money on it Kind of no I stole it from my mom. Oh That was like the worst part like I was invaluable. It was like I don't know look kind of old gold What'd your mom do nothing? I then I told her she's like awesome shitty She didn't get mad you stole

Mmm, you're mine. My mom. No, it didn't it wasn't about stealing. It was just in this like drunk jewelry drawer Oh, yeah junk like the junk jewelry jewel But I don't think that your mom has ever punished you in your life No, they haven't I think your dad might have a little bit cuz well my mom won't do it your mom's in person She makes my yeah, bit cuz well my mom won't do it your mom's person she makes my yeah I know when my mom There's something up where my mom needs some answers cuz I'll get a phone call from my dad. Mmm She's not a good communicator, this is like a mob boss. Oh, she's a mob boss. Yes people do it for her. She did

James Gandolfini Your mother's mad at you right now. Is that? Is it like that? My dad approaches, he dances around it. He knows I'm smart. I'm like, you know, sometimes I'll just, like he'll call me if my mom needs like an answer from a flight or something. Or like a needs like, she won't communicate with me. Is she scared of you or does she love you too much,

be mean to you? I think it's the second one. I think she's scared of me. She's kind of like Julie and Denzel. I think she's scared of me. She also doesn't like confrontation, hence why I'm having an existential crisis about confrontation through a couple avenues

of my businesses and friendships that it's hard for me to have confrontation. I don't think you're that bad with confrontation. Your dad seems like he's fine with confrontation. Oh, he's fine. I don't mind confrontation. As long as it's not physical, I'm not trying to get my ass beat.

I'm in my 40s, I'm not fighting anymore. Yeah, I'm not, I'm in, yeah. It's also a crime. I'm not fighting. I've never, I've gotten one fight. I got my ass kicked really third grade Everybody gets their ass kicked once Everything happened to you in third grade. That's why I'm so mad. That's fuck It was you a Catholic school this guy Brandon. He pushed me on the ground and beat me up

I'm on his side and then I bit his leg and he kicked me in the face. I Mean you bit his leg and he kicked me in the face. I mean, you bit his leg. Where were you fighting him at? I don't know where to go. I don't care. I think some ice cream or he took the last ice cream or I took the last ice cream. But he already hated you probably. He already hated me.

What's he doing now? Fuck, he was a troublemaker. CEO, Fidelity Mutual. I doubt that. But also don't judge. Cause we're not judging. It's giving. What's the worst kid in your area like

See like no, no. Yeah, but like they're the rich that was the worst those the rich kids who are Spoiled that's true. We're the biggest ass. No. Yeah, they are the biggest drug addicts biggest drug addicts. They love pills Yeah, because they love to fight everybody just because they're like they got to make up for like the fact that they're actually pussies. Yeah Yeah, exactly. They're wearing like they're skateboarding and wearing wife beaters. Yeah men are always making up for something in like sixth grade I think that's all men do is just compensate Yeah, they're all just like trying to show they're like puberty muscles puberty muscles, you know

It's a new word guys, but they're dictionary. You know what I mean? Like you don't have any muscles when you're 13, you know, it's just like this, like bones. Yeah. You're pretty much a skeleton with skin on it. It's still like you want to be shirtless and try to be hard. I was always insecure about my body. So I always never was like shirtless or yeah. Men are pretty much douchebags.bags still are like 58. That's true. But what I'm saying is when you're really like I just don't think it's cool when when you're just

really good to people and I'm not saying this in any general way I'm just saying no you're saying this in a general way yeah yeah yeah yeah you're being very general I'm being saying this in any general way, I'm just saying. No, you are saying this in a general way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are being very general. I'm being general. Yeah, yeah. When you're nice to people. I should be your lawyer.

Why the fuck? I mean, they just take, why do people take advantage of kindness? And it sucks, it makes me sad. I don't know. Why are human beings such pieces of shit? I don't feel like I take advantage of people that much, so it's kind of hard for me to release.

I don't know, they're just. I get taken advantage a lot. They're bad. People take advantage of my that much so it's kind of hard for me to really I don't know they're just I get taken advantage a lot they're bad people take advantage of my work ethic mm-hmm people take advantage of the money I give them your house my house I'm always the one throwing parties no one else throwing parties take advantage of the money you give them I mean that's no I'm just like they want more and more and more and more and more not realizing... Are you talking about me right now? Just kidding. Talking about just things. No, he's not talking about me.

I'm not talking about you. I'm just talking about some of these relationships that I have in my life. It's just it's very one-sided. Yeah, it's... And it's not it's not fair anymore and I'm kind of just over it. Start cutting people out of your life man. But that's not the healthy way. You got to have communication. It's actually very healthy to cut people out of your life. Maybe I should. What are you talking about? I don't know. Maybe I should cut people out of my life. You got to protect your peace brother. That's what I need to do.

I need to set boundaries. Yeah. I need to change my... Okay, this is what we're gonna do. Thank you for talking me out with this. Hey guys, it's just Nick and I for an hour. I'm just gonna be complaining and figuring me out again. Good thing nothing ever happens in my life. I need to change my phone number. Ooh. I'm changing my phone number. You should. I've had the same number since I was in sixth grade, enough's enough. Yeah. Like, I don't need everyone hitting me up about fucking guestless anymore.

Or fucking don't hit me up, hit me up when I'm in town just to, yeah. Whatever, drink. Drink or whatever. Be their enabler. Yeah, be an enabler. Yeah. I need to change my phone number and I need to stop. The enabler, that's your Batman villain.

I need to stop feeling like I need everyone to like me. Yeah, cause they're not going to. They're not going to. I don't know how it works. Right. Okay. I got used to people not liking me like very young. Actually, that feels really clear

and I'm really gonna focus on it. Yeah. Yeah, break up a friend. You can have friend breakups too. Yeah, I don't need to make everyone my friend You're so easy at breaking up with women makeup of You need to learn how to break up with men. Shut the fuck up. I need to learn that up You I mean I say shut the fuck up. It's a pretty good point. You're totally right. I think I'm right actually You're totally right. Yeah

To be fair the women break up with you sometimes too, but you handle it very well. Yeah, I'm gonna call Matt my Matt Matt you're on the pop we're talking numbers I'm gonna call bail us about this because there's a lot of things I need to talk about Brandon need to talk about Brandon he knows he's on the podcast he might be in a meeting no he told me he is meeting okay let's call Bayless and ask him about this what he's he's probably picking up his kid at school right now hey I'm bringing my son freeze me give hey I'm making it Brendan And no one wants to get in scoring now. Nobody wants to pick up. They're all on to it. I'll stay sick Fine. It's basic will pick up. Yeah, he has nothing going on His girls, so he's not really that involved in his kids

What do we do what I do what the fuck that picture I don't know man. I don't know what you can do. Sometimes it's just gonna... Ryan Stasek, you're on the podcast. Am I really? Yeah, hey. Ryan Stasek from Umphers McGee everyone. Welcome to the show. You're live to tape. I need some friendly advice. Why do we feel like we have to be nice and be everyone's friend? We don't. You don't, right? Don't.

Yeah, well, give me some advice. What do I need to do? Do I need to change my phone number? Do I need to just start setting boundaries? God. No, you should always be nice just you're allowed to ignore people yes okay you ignore me all the time I ignore Nick all the time so when you're starting to get a little like getting popular and

people were asking for shit all the time did you no no did you uh Did you start, how'd you approach that? That never happened to me. Sean, you're a popular band. I play bass, that happens to Bayliss. No, but you're hot and you're popular. Is this my daily affirmation to boost my ego when I get a phone call? Yeah, you just bought a new house.

I'm just letting you know. Everything you're doing is the correct thing to do. You're popular, you're successful. Everything you're doing is the right thing. By the way, congratulations. Thank you. I'm in the middle of moving by myself right now. Oh God.

Super fun. Shoulda had fun. We need to have, we need to keep our circles tight. That's what you're saying. No, I'm saying that you should be nice, but sometimes it's okay to be a cunt. Okay. Especially when people deserve it. But you don't have to, you don't have to respond to people all the time, especially if you

know you're going to be a dick. That's what I do. Yeah. Because because I'm dealing with something right now and I set some boundaries With them And now they want me to communicate and tell tell them everything of why i'm setting boundaries Yeah, I don't think at our age we need to explain everything anymore Yeah, cool. We're all gonna be dead like pretty soon. No, we're not. Shut up. Pretty soon.

How do you approach that when it's a business situation? Um, gosh, man, I'm old now. So everything, everything that I try to do, because I'm so bad at it, is not reacting right away. Yeah, that's what I've been trying to do. Yeah, it's such a weird fucking discipline because I'm a short wick reactor and now I just try to say nothing and then I try to say it out loud to myself

and either vent it and if it's coming from like anger and frustration, I try not to respond until I've told. And then when I'm cool, you know, try to have a just trying to have cool times, Andy. Yeah, I just want to be chill. Like your life is mostly pretty good. I know. But like, I don't want to. Why? We already have enough stress. Why do we need to have even more stress? Well, fuck. It doesn't. It doesn't go away. I know. It's worse. I know it's worse How's your hockey team doing let's talk about something else how's your hockey team fucking shit we've won like 30 games We're out of playoffs Pirates can't hit Steelers Mike and Aaron Rodgers. I hope he fucking retires

Pistons not doing so hot. No, you're yeah, what's your take on the pit on the fucking Aaron Rodgers rumors? That's so fucking weird I'm so tired of click bait and reading about shit and then shit's just gonna happen. Whatever happens, I know I'm like a trust fund Pittsburgh fan. I'm gonna love them no matter what. I know. No matter what they do and I'm gonna root for them and I'm gonna get pissed and I'm gonna get happy

and it's all part of the cycle. But at this point, I'm so fucking busy with moving can we talk about how bad moving yeah yeah like I thought you're gonna be in that other situation for a little bit well we found a house oh real estate in Charleston's like if you don't pull the trigger it's gone you'll never find anything so what you have to do you move twice oh yeah. I haven't even really moved in. So Mary Welch is in Italy right now which is really cool for a work in northern Italy looking like in the mountains where the marble was made. Oh like Lake Como and stuff? Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. It's so

beautiful. I'm about to go to Morocco so no one's here to move and then I gig until the 30th and I need to be out by May 4th Oh my I'm just trying to like really be in the moment and uh and right now You know my wife my wife thinks I pack like a psychopath like I don't I don't organize and pack I just put shit in boxes right here right over and then I put it right away, right? So right I mean, I think that's the way to do it fastly. She has a point though for like setting up the new house But oh my god, I totally forgot Morocco is like next week, isn't it? Yeah

The box so people Which was that looked amazing Favorite sets of music I've ever played I'll never make fun of bluegrass again. Oh my God, I was like, oh my God. I'll do it for you. Sam Bush, they got fucking, they got, Gal Butte brought like a banjo player too. Yeah, Matt from Mumford and Sons, dude rips. Oh sick.

Super nice guy too. Yeah, that looked like a blast. How was the tornado? That was scary. Well, you know, I didn't know there was a basement at the Ryman, I got that tour. was fine it was fine I don't think anything was close just to well maybe it was it was a warning well let me let's talk about the morocco show for a second yeah I'm first McGee is making their debut

and in fucking Africa go it's an Islamic state. Don't be doing anything crazy. You know me. They're pretty good with swords, man. Yeah. I'm a smart chill man. Oh my god. I think so. It's not like Saudi Arabia. No. Yeah. But yeah. What do you, what are the people to expect for Am I'm Freeze McGee live in Morocco show? Oh, man. I mean, I just think that the enjoyment and excitement of everybody being probably in a new place, except for maybe Joel. Yeah. We're going to ride off that excitement. I mean, I'm going to try to ride hot air balloons and check out the view. I'm going to ride a camel in the deserts, May TV.. Man, I'm excited. I'm gonna make this into a trip.

Are you bringing the whole family? No, I can't. Mary Welch is in Italy and the kids are way too young and we have to move. Oh my God. Dan, you're gonna be by yourself, just Moroccan out? Con solo Moroccan out. I'm just, I'm really, you know, like I said,

I'm trying to fucking be just in the moment, but I'm excited for May. Yeah. Excited for the month of May I got no gigs. I can finally get kind of you know moved in and just chill by the pool like Looking forward to well, you know Put your head down get some work done You're almost done with this and then you'll be in that pool. No time buddy Yeah, just pantera on the headphones, up and down the steps.

Amen. All right, I'm going to call you and catch up this week before let's do it. One last thing, any advice do you want to give the lovely people of the WorldSame Podcast about how to have a better week this week? How to have a better week this week? Or any time, just when you're.

Only this week, actually. Only this week, yeah. Well, for this week. How to have a better week this week? Yeah anytime. Only this week? Only this week. Well for this week specifically I think it's just say fuck it and drink tequila. Good tequila. Good luck. You heard it for us from Ryan Stason. Good tequila, good vibes. Nope. Fuck it. All right buddy. I love you. All right man. Love you too. Talk to you. Bye. I love him. I love you. All right man, love you too. Talk to you, bye. I love him. I love Ryan. I don't really get to talk to him that much. Really? I text him pretty regularly. It's gotta be stressful to move out of a house,

move into another place, and then move into the other house. And you have a wife and kids. And you got a wife and kids, and you're touring. This is the biggest touring they've done in years. So I like not having going anything going on in my life a lot easier. Yeah. I'm going to start doing your thing. It's so much better to have like three friends.

Yeah. Don't really care. Oh my God. I started the studio. I love that show. It is the fucking best. Yeah. I watched the new one.

I didn't finish the new one, but yeah, I'm really into it. I love Seth Rogen. Who called you? Bayless. Yeah. It's an Umphreys McGee week. I know. Maroc, get your Marocs off.

Marocs off. Brendan Bayless. Is this a phone call or an interview? This is a podcast. You're on the podcast. How you doing? Oh man. Hang up. This will be a phone call later. You have free will. You can hang up whenever you want.

Free will. You don't have to answer my calls. But I just want to say hello. How are you? Yeah, I miss you. Hope you're good. I'm good. How you doing? Nick is with me. Hey. Hi. Hi, Brendan. Brendan, I got a question for you. Okay. How the f... I need to be less available to people. Okay. And how do you approach that? I'm too nice to people and I try to... Do I need to change my phone number? Do I need to be do I need to set boundaries? What do I need to do? To make my to make me not want to fucking lose my mind every goddamn day

Well, I think it's too late for you I'm with Brendan. I think you're right. I'm fortunate enough that I don't have a Facebook account and I have Instagram pages currently private. Yes. So it's harder for people to ask me questions with the amount of questions that you get, I'm sure. What about the text messaging? People text message you and stuff. He doesn't give everyone his phone number. Yeah. There's people like you and Nick who I know if I reply,

it turns into a 17 text exchange. I don't have kids, I have nothing going on, Brandon, I want a riff. Come on, Brandon, riff with us. Let me riff. Let him riff. It's tough, because you're a musician who needs to be available and accessible.

At the same time, you also need to be able to turn it off for a few minutes from time to time, right? Yeah. Then my second question for you is how do you approach boundaries with the people you're working with? I tend to just, you know, I wake up and I walk off the bus and take a walk and explore. So I try and just get away from, you know, not that I'm avoiding things, but I'm also just, you know, like on my own and when soundcheck happens, I'm there and... Yeah.

I just want to... Why is it so hard to communicate with the people we love? Oh, because their opinion matters more than anyone else's. I know that's what I'm trying to say. So it's hard because you're probably the most vulnerable with them because you rely on them and you know they rely on you. They don't love anyone. So I shouldn't love anyone. If you don't love anyone you won't have that problem. Shut the fuck up Nick. I think what you have to do is accept where you are with everything and then moving forward,

kind of reassess like how much more do you put yourself out there? Yeah, that's what I'm doing right now. That's why I needed to talk to you. I talked to Pony too, Pony. We got two different answers. So I'm like, I gotta call Bayless and get you know. Did you call him because he's moving into a new house? Yeah we call him to see what his stress

level is like. It's funny because Vince was helping him yesterday and I was like dude Vince you're 50 years old I don't think you help friends move anymore. Yeah I know. Well he lives in town so they both live in Charleston. Yeah I. I mean, I'm just glad I'm not there moving boxes. I will never help a friend move ever again. I heard his interaction about Maroc Show. How are you feeling about the Morocco endeavor? Uh, I'm anxious because I don't speak French or I don't speak any of the languages. Um, but I'm optimistic that I'm gonna have a good time

because I'm going with my wife and no children. Oh, we know what that means. Oh, that means. Okay. Some love making happening over there. Brendan's still attracted to his wife. It's gonna be Love Rock Show. I just hope they let us back in the country. I know. That's's scary it's crazy times right now what

do you think about all this shit yeah I like how Neil I love Neil Young and I love how he was gonna do the concert in Ukraine and obviously had to cancel it now he just posted that he's he's afraid he won't be allowed back in the country his tour well oh no you can't stop Neil Young. What if I have to go be rich in Canada? I swear to God, if they keep you in Morocco, I will come find you. I will break you out my fucking self. I need you in my life.

I can't. I can't. Well, I don't think they'd let you out either. Then we'll just do life together then. If Bezos can't get in, you're not getting in. The Islamic state thing is kind of crazy. I don't think it's... It's, well, it's gonna be in Marrakesh, which is kind of like as liberal as it gets, I think,

over there. I don't think I'll find anything about it. I'm supposed to be learning this week, but people like you are calling me, asking me questions that I don't know the answers to. Sorry to bother you with friendship. Sorry to bother you with friendship. Sorry to bother you with friendship. I'm just kidding, go to hell. Well, I owe you a phone call.

I'll call you later. How are you guys? What? We're good. I'm fine. I just got off a six week tour and I'm fucking fried. Yeah, I hear you man. Well, give me a call when we're not on record.

We can talk. Yeah, that's why I wanna talk to you too, give me a call when we're not on record. This is why I want to talk. Yeah, that's why I want to talk to you too. Because like this is the longest tour you guys have done in a long time too. Yeah, yeah. Looking at it on paper, it was like how the hell are we going to get to where we are? And I can't believe it's already April. It just kind of flew by. I know. That's one thing. It just flies by. It's all downhill since that New Year's show though.

Shut the fuck up, Nick. Alright, I love you. I'll call you later. That's one thing it just flies by it's all downhill since that New Year's show though All right, I love you, I'll call you later. I'm so witty. All right. Thanks for I like you and Nick likes you and Nick likes you Bye Liking someone's way harder than loving them He calms me down he's's calm. He chills me out. With all the Indiana guys, man. All my close friends are fucking Indiana. He grew up like an hour from me.

Indiana people. He grew up maybe an hour and a half from me. Our high schools were right. All right, I'm over it, we're good. We went to rival high schools. Rival high schools. In football. What, in Fort Wayne is a rival high school?

Once you get to like the state level and shit, show you they were like two of the powers in Indiana. How you doing Nick? Fine. Are you doing what time is that? How long have you been going? Only 30 minutes. 30 minutes in. How's Nick doing?

I told you we shouldn't have done this episode while I'm fucking heated like this. I think this is a pretty good episode. Okay. I'm fine. I don't know. What do you want from me? Um, just your friendship. Okay. That's easy. Wanna watch television today and not do anything? Yeah, you have a photo shoot. You're picky-taky. I mean, I wonder if I could say it. Finally a picture taken. Yeah, because this doesn't come out till next week, right?

So I am gonna be on the cover of Relics Magazine Time Person of the Year. Pretty crazy. He won 2025 relics alcoholic of the year. Yes. Livers to look forward to. Top 40 under 40 alcoholics. I'd like to thank relics for giving us the opportunity. We, yeah, I'm going to be on the cover of Relix magazine. Right. And I'd like to publicly apply for a guest blog position on Relix if you guys are listening.

OK. I want to be a writer there. Peter Spiro. I don't know him like you do. They need someone. They need a musician right there that can write. I'll set you up with the main editor, Dean. Tell him I want to just write a blog here and there but a very good writer I'm very honored

I'm on the list for top Summer acts to look at that's cool. Yeah. Wow. I'm sharing I'm sharing the cover with my more jacket. It's kind of cool. That is cool because they're really cool Yeah, it'll make you look cooler by being with them. Yeah. It's actually better than being alone. I agree. So thank you Relics. Guilty by Association. Thank you for all the continued support of this band and and I'm still shook by it. You know you work so hard for shit and you know when it finally happens you don't you don't you know do you ever get

like that what it's like when you look forward to doing something and seeing your dreams come true I seem like the kind of guy that looks forward to doing something I don't know you love no fucking trivia every Monday it's pretty fun yeah no it's fine yeah I don't know yeah but like it's kind of true shopping is better than buying stuff mm-hmm. Same kind of part of your brain probably. I guess so. You never, what makes you happy? I don't even know.

Like what do you enjoy? Like what are things like, like no joking around. Like what do you fucking enjoy? I like podcasting. You like this? It's pretty fun. I like That was the most vulnerable I ever seen what on that therapy. She hit me with the wire You fucking hit you and I saw you get shook that black lady magic. She fucking I wasn't ready for

You thought I was all gonna be me. What's hard? Wait a second motherfucker It's hard cuz she's religious and that part of my reason for not being married is it's kind of a religious sacrament Uh-huh So I don't really care about it This food make you happy some food that food last night was fire. She was still dreaming of that mushroom risotto Oh, it's so nice. I wonder if you can just get that to go. What about like a good book. Does that mean yeah I like books. I like I'm really into TV. I like movies. I like going to stuff I like drugs like hanging out with your friends or do yeah feel like you have to know I do like hanging out my friends

Especially when they are doing something fun, but you know Or if they pay you the older you get the older you get the less friends you have though I know that's kind of sad all my friends got boring and had kids and they're losers now cuz they have kids Know that's kind of sad all my friends got boring and had kids and they're losers now because they have kids A lot of people don't hit me up and ask me how I'm doing anymore. Yeah, they just asked me for stuff. Yeah back to that and I wonder No, but I'm just wondering maybe that's just getting older. Yeah, it's like yeah, maybe it's like Yeah, the idea of friendship nobody has time to care about you anymore. I guess not you specifically the royal you I

Don't know all of us as in we as in they as in that's what I'm saying Everyone's so fucking in it from their cells the older you get the more shit you have going on So the more focused you are on your own shit And then you have kids and then they all take up your entire life and other people don't exist anymore basically But I'm always reaching out to people. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe you're nicer than other people are No, maybe I'm just single you ever do it just sometimes just to get something though Course okay. Thank God That'd be weird if you did it on a psychopath. All right cool. Yeah, you are single that does Have a lot more free time when you're single especially for socializing

Yeah I have a lot more free time when you're single especially for socializing Yeah That girl hit a chord with me saying about the really we'll post that episode here soon, but we'll briefs yeah, but She had a quarter with me like it takes effort Relationship is effort. Yeah, that's why it's like I am having these existential Yeah. That's why it's like I am having these existential crises about the friendships and the some of the business stuff I have in my band and my podcast and just in general with my business.

That. It takes effort to be friends, but you got to put effort isn't happening on one side, then that's not a friendship. It's just a business relationship. Yeah, but you gotta both put in equal effort too. Right, that's what I mean. So what's, so I need to- I don't think there's an answer to your question here. So I just gotta take it less personally. Exactly.

And just make it straight business. You can't change people, but you can change how you react to motherfuckers. Who you calling now? Matt, call me back. Okay. And then we'll talk about your trivia. No, we don't talk about your trivia.

There's nothing to talk about with it right now. It's fine. Uh. It's all dirty to me. I just got out of the shower. Oh, you're on the podcast. What'd he say? Just what?

You got out of the shower? You're on the podcast. What do you say? This one the other shower. You're on the podcast, man I Like I like a man who takes a shower at 1 p.m. Yeah work I've been working all morning. I know I know I know you've been working all morning. I've You heard me. You heard the wrath of God today for me It was done though. I mean, it's gonna be fired up, but I just worry about your blood pressure and all that Okay

Blood pressure isn't real. That's a big fire. I'm trying I've been I've been this is the theme of the Matt Why do I? Feel like I'm always getting taken advantage of Feel like I'm always getting taken advantage of. Um, I don't know the answer to that. I'm not a therapist, brother. Okay. Another go to therapy answer.

Another go to therapy. Everyone's telling me to go to fucking therapy, dude. That's Bratton 500 on go to therapy. I'm bad 500 for go to therapy. You'd be in the Hall of Fame if you were in the Hall of Fame. Alright, I gotta go. Alright, this is great. Call me later. We got stuff to talk about. Okay, okay. great. You're just talking to me. Call me later. We got stuff to talk about. Okay, okay. Bye.

All right. I'm not going to take my phone out. We're good. God! Your life is not that bad. I know it isn't. It's just, I take everything so personal. You're on the cover of Relics Magazine. It's pretty cool. But, I don't know, I just take everything so fucking personal. Why? I don't know.

I don't know. It's girl brain. Is it girl brain? No, I don't know it's girl brain is it girl brain I don't know I'm just kidding what do you think why do you I don't know you gotta realize that no one really cares about you that much so you shouldn't take anything that personally they do to you then I don't know then why are they saying in the first place yeah I don't know I don't know man everyone's different too so it's kind of hard to just don't take stuff. So personally, I guess It's kind of hard, but you'll figure it out got any voicemails. No

They're all boring voicemails this week just people asking for guest list Don't ask for guest list in the voicemail I will delete that shit fucking speaking of people only wanting you for stuff I will delete that shit and fucking, speaking of people only wanting you for stuff. What are you doing this weekend? Where are you going? I gotta go to Tampa. Oh, I love Tampa. I love Tampa.

Are you gonna go to a strip club? They have a good strip club like culture there. Really? I don't like teddy bars. I don't either actually. I'm not a big fan. They're fucking weird. I've only been to a strip club twice.

I have a theory about this. What is it? Guys with sisters don't like the strip club as much. Yeah, I hear that. You can like literally, like sometimes at a bachelor party you can cut it down the line, guys with sisters and guys without sisters. I mean, you can see it clearly.

It's weird, dude. I have a couple friends that are like really into strip clubs. They're like divorced dads and no sisters. Isn't that weird? It's just weird. It's just like, everything has like a polish to it, and it kind of smells like Windex.

I don't like being horny in public. Me either. I don't like PDA, do you like PDA? No, I hate it. I do too. I don't like kissing in public, I don't like barely anything in public, you know? Yeah.

Me too. Disgusting. People that make out, remember, did you ever have, every high school had like the couple that was like just making out constantly, remember that? Right. In classes. Yeah, that was always so weird. Or everyone were like, I don't know,

the lovey-dovey stuff on Instagram kind of freaks me out. I hate that too. I don't even post. Yeah. I don't post my bitch on main. I don't know. Maybe I'm just jealous of it. Jealous of what?

The lovey dovey stuff? No, you're right. PDA is weird. Weird is everyone around you out. It's gross. Just go home. Go home doing private. Cares.

Yeah. You're 35. Stop kissing at 30 lights. I can't believe I told that relationship girl like, well, you know, I stopped masturbating and yeah take on that She's like, I don't have any take on I'm a woman of the Lord Yeah, you really did quit masturbating yeah For how long it's been a long time. How I Think it has to do with these sleeping pills on Monty. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

to do with these sleeping pills I'm on. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. Trasadone. Trasadone. Kind of my libido is. Anti-anxiety. So yeah that makes sense. Yeah. Your nervous system is being calmed. I also like I don't know it's kind of like trying to like rewire my brain that I don't need to like come to go to bed. Good luck with that. It's been doing it. What about your ear infection? That sounded absolutely disgusting. Oh it smelled like not like a dog, dude You didn't think hey, maybe I should go to a doctor Well, it was hard to like get you an appointment when you're on tour. So you can't go to urgent care Yeah, but the first urgent care in Iowa gave me the wrong stuff. Oh gave me the wrong pills

They didn't clearly know it was an infection by the fact that it smelled and it was oozing with it It was not it was all internal until the Anybody's kind of pushed it out. Yeah, and then it just I smell it smelled so gross like people around you could smell it Oh, yeah You're a gross person But it was an then then I would like I couldn't hear out of it. So like all I heard was myself I already heard was myself. I already heard myself. It was, it was just, it's, it's been, I've just, and then I was like, I got the norovirus or whatever. So I've just,

where'd you get that? I've had it. I got the mookie. I don't know, but it lasted forever. I got, it's, I got the mookie bets thing. Oh yeah. I kind of lost like 20 pounds. I lost. bets thing. Oh yeah. I kind of he lost like 20 pounds. I lost. He I never had to throw up, but everything else was norzempic. I mean, I feel great. I feel lean. You know, lean, I feel like a lean, complaining machine. Lean me. Am I sound bitchy right now?

No, I'm just fucking with you. No, but for I don't want to sound bitchy on the part. No, I'm just fucking with you. No, but for real, I don't wanna sound bitchy on the part. No, I'm just fucking with you, man. It's my job to fuck with you. I know, but I'm like, honestly, maybe I shouldn't, I shouldn't let this get to me and just like, yeah, everything's great. But I've been telling you that about everything

for like four years, so I don't know. You're just, that's who you are, you're your mom. I am. Your mommy's special little angel boy. I might go visit my mom in May, we'll see really what are you gonna talk about? Hmm? I Don't know she's pretty quiet. Yeah, what do you guys talk like this? You just I have to sit because it's about politics. She's old, you know, she's 63 so she cares Yeah, and then she reads in the other room and we eat. I don't know what's this country gonna do

I don't know man. We country gonna do. I don't know man We're gonna find out aren't we? Does it keep is it keep getting worse? I'm not looking at the stock market No kind of it did rebound a little but I mean the stock market goes up and down I do feel bad if you're like retiring next month, but yeah, you're like 35 or whatever. You're gonna be fine. Probably. Yeah, probably Millennials man, they've gone through now three recessions. They love recessions those Millennials. What else? They love side parts, recessions, Gilmore Girls. Is Gilmore Girls good? It's like my girlfriend's one of her favorite shows. It's um, for what it is it's very good. Yeah. Like it's the best version of that

kind of thing. Yeah. Really like a lot, very like a lot of verbiage a lot of words It's like really well written, but it's not my thing. But if you like that kind of thing, it's like the best version. What's What's up with? Women really love what's up? I just like you're asking me stuff and I'm just I like this though What's up with women loving these really raw, dirty novels? Oh, I don't know. Maybe a different part of their, it's like a different part of their brain responds to,

sexually to things in men. Like men like visual stuff. And men and women are maybe engaged erotically. Do they masturbate like with their imaginations more than porn? Probably. I mean, they're smarter than us. Yeah, true.

And like emotionally incomplete, like they have more complex, Oh! Jesus Christ. I think they just are more complex. Yeah. Because they just have more thoughts. Women are smarter.

I don't know why they aren't running the country. Ruining or running? Running. Oh, I don't know if they're smarter. I think we're equally smart I think their brains just work in different ways, but it would be cool to have a woman president We might as well try it. Yeah Like Jenny of the men president we've had so let's try a woman. Yeah, oh, it was pretty good. He's all right

You know for a president. Yeah, see I wish I knew more the best president is still president And you have to be a psychopath to want to be president. Yeah true. Only a sociopath would want that kind of job. Yeah like being a lead singer. Like being a lead singer, yes the same thing as running free world. Ask me more stuff. I like answering questions. What's your take? Andy ethnic stuff catches up on the world. Yeah. What's your take on 24 hour news? What do you mean? Like, I think it's bad, but I think it's cats like cats out of the bag can't get it back in. You know what I mean? Right. Shampoo's out of the bottle.

Don't you think social media is getting boring? It's getting real boring. It's getting a lot of bots. Have you heard of the dead internet theory? No. It's like there's more bots than actual people on social media right now. I don't know. I don't know how to articulate it perfectly, but it's something like There's more fake accounts than real accounts. Really? And it's just people just cycling that. It's kind of everybody's just copying everyone else to the Internet's full of people with zero creativity pretending. Pretending they're creative. It's basically LA. I wish I could get I want to just like kind of disappear off the internet. Yeah

That wouldn't be bad. It'd be bad for my business. Yeah, isn't your whole thing like promoting yourself on the internet kind of yeah But I just feel like I'm selling myself so much like I'm selling. Yeah, maybe you can do that one post a week Yeah, I'm just like making I got a you You gotta promote your show. I've been promoting this fucking album for like five months. I feel like you have. Enough is enough. When's that bitch coming out? May 23rd.

Oh, that's not that long. By the way, presave Growing Pains. Barf. I hate, I don't like that you have to like slow dick this fucking album release. What's the theory for that? I don't know. It's some of the most popular albums of the last 10 years

they've dropped without warning because they have fan bases. Fair enough. I think that is like slowly build the ambit. Yeah. Yeah. And then you can do the surprise album, which is like very fun. Yeah. I didn't think about that. Everyone that does that is already very, very famous. Super famous. Like Kanye can just put out one. Yeah. Kendrick. Did you see the playlist on his new record? No, what is it? I mean I can't repeat it repeat it

Is there is it anti-semitic? What's it what is it? Are you serious? Oh, I give me like two seconds here talking about fucking pieces shit Volume calm head to volume.com, sign up for my subscription, another thing I'm fucking selling. Sign up for Only Frasco. Only Frasco, five bucks a month. You get one live stream of the band

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It's only five bucks a month. Everyone else is doing subscriptions for like 10, 15 bucks. I'm like, let's keep it cheap. It's like buying a sweater, a sweatshirt, a merch item. And you get to watch the Frasco band live from here from your humble abode So head to volume comm And yeah sign up. Let's talk Kanye. Let's talk on the new album World War three. It's called World War three WW3 The cover is him or you don't know who it is a person in a red Ku Klux Klan outfit being hugged from behind by a person in a white KKK outfit in front of bales of

hay. Hold on let me see the picture are you kidding me? Or someone can flash that here's the track listing also one very telling sign about Kanye is crazy now only one guest on the whole record. Who is it? Hitler? Dave Bluntz. Dave Bluntz, who's that? He's like a new big, huge, fat rapper. Oh, the guy who can't sit, who just sits.

I think that's him. Hold on, let me. He has like an air machine? Yes, he's really large. I think, yeah, yeah, he is, he is, he is. He's like morbidly obese. So what's the song tracks? Okay, so track one is the title track World War three

Track two is called Cosby Okay, okay, like Bill Cosby. Yep track three Also featuring Dave Bunt three Dave Bunt says I'm three of these tracks for some reason. It must be the only guy free diddy Featuring Dave Bunt's for dirty magazines okay five Bianca and the name of his new ex-wife featuring Dave Blunt's I made a personal song about my ex-wife featuring this guy yeah Virgil let me down I don't know

what that means oh here's oh Virgil the the clothing guy from good right? Yeah seven hail Hitler Sevens called hail Hitler. Yeah as an Adolf Hitler. Are you fucking serious? Damn, someone could just like cut me out just saying hail Hitler now, huh? Number eight is called Hitler yay and Jesus. Are you kidding me? three This isn't funny anymore. No, it's not funny. That's why we're doing this.

Number nine is called Jared. I wonder if that's about Jared from Subway. That's funny. Number 10, money and fame. And finally, number 11, nitrous. There's a theory. Who loves nitrous? He's addicted, I think.

What's the theory? That he's addicted to nitrous and that's part of the reason he's losing his mind. I mean, I love nitrous. That doesn't make me anti-Semitic. I don't think you're doing as much nitrous as Kanye. I'm not, yeah, I'm barely doing it actually. You also are Semetic. You can't be anti-Semitic, can you? I mean... I just hate my own people.

I hate the way they talk. I hate the way... I guess that does. I hate the way they talk, I'm sick of it. Sick of mine. How is that even allowed? You have a Gentile manager though, you have the reverse. I do have some, Ivory Daniel is Jewish. Right, but Matt isn't. Matt Thompson from Louisville. How is he getting away with this shit?

Because no one, he's self-funding it all. His record label is his own, he's so rich, he doesn't need, you know what I mean you see that tweet He popped out like people who are my enemies. It's like Virgil bubble. Yeah, my damn kids Come like damn the beef has no age father of the year. Yeah, hopefully his kids turn out alright, but who knows they're rich I'm surprised no one's like try to Get rid of would you rather have a bad father and be rich or have a good father and be poor? Do you think like people would try to kill Kanye?

Yeah, I don't know. I don't think he influences anything enough for them to care. I don't know, man. Answer my question. Would you ever a good dad and be poor or a bad father and be very rich? Say it again. Would you rather have a bad or absentee father and be extremely rich. Okay.

Or be have a, one of the greatest dads of all time and be extremely poor. Oh, that's a good question. Clip it. I think, uh, you know, your answer absent father. Can't replace money. I don't know. I have others come and go with monies forever. I had an absent father and I was Father dude It's your mom you yeah, I think your problem is your mom loved you too much growing up

You needed a British mother like my mom who's in the other room reading her stories my dad I never saw my dad. He always worked. That's not absent though. I'm talking about absent like emotional not in your life at all. Oh Like completely like oh like you have a single mom or something. Oh, that'd be tough. Yeah, your dad was at work paying for you to have swimming lessons. Fucking be an emo kid. Get jerked off in the back of a Nissan Sentra in the Chili's parking lot. Okay, sorry. Pathfinder, my bad.

You had a Pathfinder? Yes. Such a girl car to have. Father, I want a Pathfinder. Father, dad? Can I get a yellow Pathfinder? I want to go to the bathroom. Yeah, such a girl car Finder father Yellow Pathfinder I want to go to the emo show is a good deal on this Pathfinder

My dad bought this car for me when I 15 I couldn't even drive it yet So it just sat because it was a good deal. That's very absentee of it Shout out to my dad Shout out to my dad actually. My dad doesn't get enough love in my life. I just fucking defended your dad hard actually. Happy birthday dad, he's 73. Oh. But you know I realized,

I talked to my cousin Shane about this. I always give love to my mom. I need to start giving more love to my dad. Yeah. He has really helped me fund this whole fucking thing. He's the judge, the jury, and the police in your life. He is, he is. He's the one who talks to me when. He's the judge, the jury, and the police in your life. He is, he is. He's the one who talks to me when.

He's gotta do the dirty work. There's someone having a problem with me and my family. AKA your mom only. My sisters too. Yeah, but that's, who gives a fuck what your sisters do. Yeah, I know, but. They have no power over you. He has to talk, he has to talk for them too.

They have more money than you? What a mediator, what? Do your sisters have more money than you? Yes. Damn. Well. Both my siblings are way. Yeah, my sister Steph's like.

Both my siblings are way richer than me too. Super millionaire. Having rich siblings is kind of annoying. Yeah. Because you can't really say anything to them. True. Because they're better than you because they have more money than you.

Yeah. And you're, especially when you're older. I'm getting up there though. I'm older than them though. Yeah. Embarrassing. Well when you're older. I'm getting up there though. I'm older than them though. Yeah. Embarrassing. Well you're older than my sisters? I'm older than, no, but I'm older than my sister

and my brothers. Oh. And they both make more money than me. Well you decided to move. Loser. You decided to play saxophone for a while. Yeah, but so. What rich saxophone player is there?

Well I didn't say they have to be rich, I'm just saying they make more money than me. But like, name one rich saxophone. Kenny G? Well, I'm not saying they have to be rich. I'm just saying they make more money than me. But like, name one rich saxophone player. Kenny G is one of the richest musicians. Okay, that's not fair. Everyone else. What other rich saxophones? There are saxophones out there that are millionaires. Really?

Yeah, there are. You just don't know about them. Name them. The guy in Dave Matthews band has to be by now. Fucking Dave Cause, David Sam Bourne. All right, all right, chill, chill, chill. Gerald Albright's gotta be up there. All those, like, yeah. Okay.

Eddie Money. So what are you doing wrong? Nothing. I'm just saying they're successful, that's all. I'm cool. You are. I'm happy for it. I'm gonna die some day.

And then I'll have to worry about anything ever again. I don't want you to die. You're the only one I can talk to. Don't die. Oh, you're gonna die way before me God this Connie thing is pissing me off. Why is this shit doesn't affect you at all? I know but it's like he's riling people up that saying the Jews are bad people Yeah, I think he's like the first guy to ever do that too Okay, we're done here

Thanks for coming. I'm saying he's right. I'm saying it happens Gives what do you have any advice to give to Kanye? No, he's not gonna listen. He's listening to this He's a big fan of our podcast go to therapy. I don't care. Actually, it's kind of entertaining sometimes. Let's be honest It's not hurting anybody. It's kind of like maybe dial back on the anti-semitism But now he's doing like the KKK stuff. Yes, which is kind of crazy. I forgot about that actually It's like Tyrone Biggums a little funny though. It's it's like Dave Chappelle skit right, but it's a little bit funny, right? I Mean how ridiculous is that? Yeah, not like I agree or it's crazy. It's just like I mean it is entertaining

We can pretend it isn't it's crazy. It just always seems to go crazy right before one of his albums comes out It's crazy to the people. That's like that's like That's what everyone said. Oh, he's just a marketing genius. No, he's not. No, he isn't So Hitler was a marketing genius. Yeah, it's Joseph Stalin marketing genius. Yeah, I mean like That's just stupid. I know we look at I mean he kind of is but not for this reason But I'll do this anti-semitic stuff and get hundreds and hundreds of thousands of likes Yeah But are you a marketing genius if you make three million dollars and every single person on earth hates you and thinks you're a vile racist

No if you make $3 million and every single person on earth hates you and thinks you're a vile racist. No. But you have your own fan base. But the thing is he was a marketing genius before he started becoming anti-Semitic and weird. I mean, is Donald Trump a marketing genius? Yes. I mean, he became president and he can't read. I'm not sure he can completely read.

Did you see his? I'm not sure he can completely read. This thing see his? I'm not sure he can completely read. His thing about groceries? He was like groceries, old fashioned term. He was saying it was an old fashioned term. How out of touch. You think that guy's ever been to a grocery store? I need to go to therapy. Okay. But do you think Donald Trump's ever actually been inside of a grocery store? No. He thought groceries was an old fashioned term.

Yeah. I don't think he, I think he just goes to McDonald's three times a day. I swear to God. Dude, he, I swear, he, that he has like, he eats McDonald's like five days a week. He loves McDonald's, dude. It's not like a thing. It's not like he's saying that to, he actually legitimately loves McDonald's. Right.

Which I get it. Right. McDonald's more than once a month is gross. I know. I only get it in the airport. That's my rule. McDonald's more than once a month is gross. I know. I only get it in the airport. That's my rule with McDonald's because you know it's fresh because they churn it out constantly. And the one in Denver has really hard workers at it. That Wendy's one was not good Wendy's. We just say that yesterday. Oh my nuggets were hitting. Oh my spicy chicken. I think Uchi was better though. All right guys, have a great week.

Uchi Wally Wally. Uchi Wally Wally. Uchi Wally Wally. All right guys, have a great week. Bye. Don't let, yeah, one more thing. Go to therapy. Yeah, you don't have to go to therapy.

You can. You can. Don't let people take advantage of you, but also stay kind. Even don't lose the kindness that you have in your heart because People will test you and that's fine Just know how to approach when people are testing you but still stay kind stay sweet Be the person you want to be. Uh-huh every day. Yep, and

Tell Kanye ways to suck a fucking dick from the back. Yeah Piece of shit. You can't come on our podcast. No, no, I know you've been messaging our podcast. He keeps messaging me. Hey, let me slide. Let me slide in. It's like, no, dude, go to Wyoming and make another album with Dave Bluntz.

And we have Mike Campbell from the Heartbreakers, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Was he yours, that one that was your soccer coach? Yeah, I'm excited to see if he even remembers me. I doubt he even doesn't even remember me. I'm excited to see if he even remembers me. I doubt he even doesn't even remember me. I would hope not. I would hope not either.

It'd be kind of weird if he did. Say go, hello, child. You were the worst soccer player I ever coached. Hello, child. It is me, Mike Campbell. Your dad was never at the games. Your dad was never at the games and I had to yell for your mother.

He was too busy running. He was too busy running He was too he was too busy being an absent dad trying to make money for this whole family So you can buy you a blue Nissan Pathfinder. You could buy you a silver Pathfinder Oh silver, okay, you could have threesomes in a Carl's Jr. Park lot. Oh Carl's Jr Oh in time he really yelled at me in Indiana. That's called Hardee's When does it when was he super mad? Here's the thing about dad when he catches you having a three-way It's like he wasn't mad about that. No my mom was pissed. Yeah, that's a mom thing to be mad about dads We're like, it's kind of sick. He's like, I don't want to he's easy

I remember this he sidebar me when my mom would like stormed into the fucking house. Yeah, yeah Man, I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to ground you But your mom's pissed Just like the Supreme Court and your mom's the president, huh? Yeah My dad does that, you know, it just doesn't you know, he just wants to be left alone. It's peaceful He wants peaceful. It's to drive his Porsche on the PCH Yeah, get a couple drinks or guy his car broke down on the PCH on his birthday and they had to push it out.

One of the Porsches? Yeah, the old one. He's like, I'm like, Oh, you got an old one. He's like, if I got to rebuild the engine, I might just buy a new one. He's like, no, no, this is it. This is the one.

Oh, it's like the one he's always wanted, the dream one. Yeah, but it keeps breaking down. I have a Porsche, Volkswagen. Yeah, same thing. Same company keeps breaking down. I have a Porsche Volkswagen. Yeah, same thing. Same company. I have a Porsche. Alright guys, goodbye. German engineering. Oh my god. You've just tuned into the World Saving Podcast with Andy Frasco produced by Andy Frasco, Joe Angelhowe and Chris Lorenz. Please help us save the world by subscribing and rating the show on volume.com, Apple, Spotify, or wherever you're listening so we can spread the word and save the world. Follow us on Instagram at World Saving Podcasts for updates, for tour dates, merch, and whatever

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