Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - Ep 325: Andy & Nick

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

Andy and Nick are back with major announcements and unfiltered tour stories in this can't-miss episode! Here's what went down: Allie's having a baby! The guys celebrate band member Allie Kral's pregnancy with an emotional gender reveal (spoiler: it's a boy!) Nick's jam band video goes viral - Breaking down his controversial take that's got the whole scene talking Real talk about band finances - Andy gets brutally honest about spending on band dinners and tour expenses Health check with IV therapy - Why Andy's hooked up to IVs and what touring really does to your body Tour bus confessions - Uncensored stories about band dynamics, camaraderie, and life on the road Political hot takes - The guys dive into Middle East conflicts and current events (warning: opinions ahead!) Chaos phone calls - Multiple check-ins with band members lead to classic WSP moments Get ready for laughs, tears, and the brutal honesty you've come to expect from the World Saving Podcast. This one's for anyone who's ever wondered what really happens when the show ends and the tour bus rolls on. Watch this episode now on Volume.com & YouTube. We're psyched to partner up with Volume.com! Check out their roster of upcoming live events and on-demand shows to enrich that sweet life of yours. Call, leave a message: [phone]  Check out our new album Growing Pains on all platforms 5/23/25!! Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For all things Frasco, go to: AndyFrasco.com Check out our sponsor, Gardenista: https://drinkgardenista.com/ Produced by Andy Frasco, Nick Gerlach, Joe Angelhow, & Chris Lorentz Audio mix by Chris Lorentz  

I, uh, I d***ed up last night. Cool, man. Sick. After talking to Barbara. Okay. That took a weird left turn. After I d***ed up because I'm so hydrated. Right.

I just started peeing like squirt. Okay. That is a newborn baby. That's a, you're a newborn baby. That's how immature you are. Speaking of going back to the beginning, drop a high, how mature you are. You're a newborn six month old baby laying on the changing table pissing in your dad's mouth.

I'm crying. Buying sushi dinners and going to the IV and having a high... How can you have high at points and piss yourself? What's going on over here, man? We gotta slow you down, man. We gotta hit the brakes over here, dude. ["Saving the World"]

You hit record? I did. Okay. Wow, and we're live. Here we are. The Asko's World Saving Podcast. Finally off location in our studio. Well yeah, off location. Off location.

And in our studio with my co-host. It's been a minute. Has it? I feel like it hasn't been as long as it feels like. You've just been doing a lot of stuff. Nick Urlock. What's up bud? Nothing, how are you doing?

How's it going? I'm doing pretty good man, just been plugging away at life. You look a little sad. Well, it's just my face I think. I don't know, something's off about you. Give me a thousand dollars. Okay. Do you feel like I'm not paying you enough for all your hard work?

No, I just want a thousand dollars. Alright. Hey, Bo, will you send Nick a thousand bucks? My God, if I wish. We also got Bo. We have Bo in the house today. Take it out of... We should spin a...

Bo doesn't show up anymore. He's working hard. We should spin a wheel and we'll take it out of their pay for the month, my thousand dollars. All the people you work with. That's actually a good idea. Bo's on there four times. Because he does four jobs.

The jobs of four people. His statistics are running low. Um, what's up buddy? How much? How you doing? Oh good. How you feeling? Little tired. How's your ear doing?

I fucking... this is what... I had an appointment for the fucking doctor for it. And I partied last night. I told you not to. And I missed my fucking appointment. I didn't even go to dinner because I was so scared to party. The problem was I didn't even stay. It was, I stayed up, I went home and then I FaceTime John Barber.

Yep, I saw that on your thing. For fucking two hours. God, yapping. Just talking like school girls. The old ladies. Like when moms used to talk on the kitchen phone, you know? I used to do that with Bayless. It was fun.

Yeah. He's too busy for you now. I regret it because I regretted it because we had so much work to do this week. Bayless doesn't talk to you anymore, does he? He does. Is he mad at you? No. He's busy.

Because of what you did? What'd I do? I'm just kidding. Actually, hey, Bo, will you grab me my phone? We should call some people. Cause of that guy you had in the recording? Oh, no. That was good?

Oh, Chris Myers. Yeah, you had him, I saw you had him. I mean, we have a lot to talk about. Yeah, you had him recording with you and Nash. Oh, I wonder if he's, no. No, he's not mad. He has way too much going on with the likes of Care about that.

He has way too much going on. I thought he'd be mad about me calling Scottie's Wang. And trying to get some dirt. No, he wouldn't care about that. He's probably just glad you didn't call him, honestly. Hey, Bo, will you grab it over there? I played with Scottie's Wang while you were gone. How was it?

It was great. I played with some squabby at Cervantes. It was crushing. Crushing. They did two nights. And I played the first night with them. I did a bunch of songs we wrote together back in the day. This guy's kind of hot. Good looking guy. He's a good looking guy. He's got the bleach blonde hair.

Yeah. Yeah. I had this friend of mine say, is something in there? I don't know. Oh, it's right here. Sorry. Sorry about that.

Ladies and gentlemen, Bo Balinski. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Bo. What's up? What's going on? It's been a while. It's been a while. How's the Frasco business? It's doing great.

You look a little dead inside, not gonna lie. No, man, I'm well rested right now. Really? If I had those last couple days off, I could figure out how to work this mic stand. It's okay. Whatever. I hear you.

What's in store for us on this tour? Ooh, we got a nice little mountain run coming up. I'm looking forward to it. The summer mountain runs are always fun. Wow, what do you like about it? I don't know, nice weather, middle of nowhere, outdoor shows, like good people. Yeah, it's like no pressure shows, you know?

Yeah, it's always fun. Yeah. How's the band doing? I feel like we're doing good. I feel like everyone's been getting along. It's good. I don't want to jinx it. Very surprising. I don't want to jinx it, but let's clap it up.

It's fine. It's fine. Everything is good. The band's doing great. Guy went shit in, but he's feeling good. Yeah, all right, good. Hopefully well-rested. Hopefully.

You know what kills me? Is seeing that bus just chill in my fucking, and outside of my house and it's $800 a day. Yep. So I was just sitting there for $2400. I'm just counting money to wash away. The last two days, yeah. You could have paid me all that money. I could have gave you that money. I could have gave you all that money. So we're taking it out of Gonzo's pay.

Yeah, we're taking it out of Gonzo's pay. No, he needs it for getting jerked off. I feel like the reason why we're having a good band camaraderie is because we're sleeping. When we do sleep. Yeah. Yeah, when we can. Ooh, that comes out. Well, no, it's like, like that day,

like driving to Northlands, that was fucking, that sucked. Generator went out, we all woke up, hot as shit, like sweating, bouncing around in the back of the bus. Poor Ali too. Ali's traveled with us in the bus this time and we're just like, first time having a lady sleep with us in three days for three days, just smelled like... Yeah, she's got kids.

She's got kids. And she's like, she's a fucking dude. Yeah. She's one of us. She's a bit cleaner than all of you like that. Yeah. She's one of us. She's cleaner than all of you, I bet. Yeah. Definitely cleaner. Anything you want me to do, how can I make your life easier? Hmm.

Not be so condescending? Not towards me. Yeah. I feel like we had good camaraderie at dinner, band dinner last night. Yeah. You know, everyone got along. How expensive was that dinner? $700. $700?

Last night? Just funneling money. Yep. But it was good. It was good. It was a good dinner. It could have been right to me again. It could have been right to Nick.

Every time you say, wait, $200, $200. Do you think we're spending too much money? Might be. Yeah? Yeah, just that miscellaneous shit like that. Like when we're buying things like guitar cases and stuff like that. Cool. But these like $200 bar tabs are getting a little out of control.

That's one thing. I'm surprised. Yeah. Pete doesn't say anything about my spending. Not managing much business here, is he? I should call him Yeah buying watches. I appreciate it. I bought him a watch it broke I got him like a nice watch

First day I wore it first show he broke. Well, he's also you know, he's he's a blue-collar man. He's work He's doing that hard labor. Yeah, you have a carrying shit that hard labor. Carrying shit. He has a gloves job. You have a watch job. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Bo. I love you. Thank you. Let me know if, um, what I need to do to spend less money. Just say no. Just start being like that. I've been trying not to buy so many band dinners. The power of no. But last night was cool. Yeah. We haven't done one in a while. Yeah. You didn't go, I thought. He went. Oh, you did. okay. Okay, okay. All right. All right, get out of here. Love you. Boboinsky. Bobo, we love you. Bozes. Speaking of Ali Kral, I have permission to give news from her. What? Hold on. That she's pregnant. But no, that's not the full news. What's the news?

Well, first of all, Ali Kral is pregnant. Second of all, here's the real news. Hold on, you can't just say she's pregnant like that. I thought people knew, but that's not the thing. That's not the real special news I'm going to give. Hold on, did she say you could say this on the podcast? Yes, we've been texting. Yeah, yeah. I have an even better thing. It's the first gender reveal in podcast, or podcast, history. Hold on. First off, congratulations. Our fiddle player is pregnant. Yes, she's having a baby. We're gonna have a pregnant woman.

Mommy. She's literally our mommy now. She's mommy. She's mommy. But she, I do have permission. Hold on. Oh, the gender? I want to state that I do, I have express written consent of the Crowell family.

Hold on. The baby is a... Boy. Let's go! First gender reveal in world safety and healthcare history. Let's go! First gender reveal in world safety. Let's call her. Let's call her. I didn't know we just talked to her.

She told me not to tell you until I did it on the pod. What if I didn't have permission and I just did that? Let's call her. Yeah. What? Bitch, bitch, you're on the podcast. God damn it. What the fuck?

It's a boy? fuck is a boy It's a boy Moments I'm fucking pissed and how he said it on the podcast if I was like, just calling you for your happy birthday before the podcast started. Ali, oh my God, I'm gonna be a godfather. No, no, no, no. Fairy godmother. Very hot. Yeah, according to this baby's blood, I'm their boy.

Oh my God, I'm so happy for you. You've got the news today. It was like a good birthday surprise. I already know. And it's your birthday and you found out the kid has a dick. Let's go. I already know. Yeah. I've got a dick inside me, right? You got a dick.

Dude. It's your favorite. It's your favorite. You love having a dick inside. Yeah. Something tells me you're used to that. Oh, Ali. I'm so happy for you. I'm so happy for you. Congratulations. And it's your birthday. I hope you have the best birthday ever from everyone in the band. We're just so thankful you're in our band and we just we just love you so much. Thanks for telling me first. And no, no, fuck off for telling me first before me.

I knew she was pregnant like two weeks before you did too. Hold on. You. I've known she's pregnant for at least a week. The fuck? Me and Allie talk about everything. I don't know. This is bullshit. No, it's because she wanted to tell you in person. She wanted to tell you- I thought something was wrong.

I thought you were going to join like another bluegrass band or something. No, no. Ew. They wouldn't let us pregnant a woman in their band. No, I just, I wanted to tell you in person, but then as soon as it got to be like, I was going to see you in 30 seconds or 30 minutes, I couldn't wait anymore. And I had to text you. Oh my God. You literally texted me right before I saw her. That's hilarious.

I'm so impulsive. You're the best. Well, go have fun. Go enjoy. I've noticed that from your drinking. She doesn't. Oh, it's so, she doesn't, she's not drinking. She's like, she's fucked. Oh yeah. You're not taking your Adderall or smoking any cigarettes or drinking anything. Does that mean you have a bunch of Adderall leftover you can mail to me?

No, stop, stop, stop. She's going to need it after the baby's gone. Well, she has a prescription. Oh, definitely will. She has a subscription. How, I got to ask you this. So how is dealing with our band sober? Honestly, it's fine.

You know, I just don't have the energy to like go out, you know, so I just stayed behind and cleaned up the bus and put on some bebop jazz and it was cute, you know? It's been fine. I love having Allie in this band. Yeah, she's a great force of energy. You are a great fucking force of energy. All love having Allie in this band. Yeah, she's a great force of energy. You are a great fucking force of energy. All right, go have fun in Chicago.

Tell Bay, is Bayless coming to your show tonight? I haven't talked to him, so I don't know. Does he know your pregos? No. Who? Let's call him and tell him before he does. Hold on, let's add him to this call. Okay.

Hold on. You think he cares? Yes, he cares. Hold on. Let's call Bayless and tell him. He's going to be so mad. He hates me on the podcast. He just texts me, you up? He knows.

When I call him this early in the afternoon, he knows that. Yeah. Hello. Guess what? I'm merging a call. I'm merging. You're on the podcast, FYI, but I'm merging a call? I'm merging a call. You're on the podcast, FYI. I'm merging a call. I'm merging one call. I'm merging a call. Stay on the line. Bayless.

Allie. Allie wants to tell you something. Am I in trouble? No. Hey! Hey! Um, Allie wants to tell you something. Uh oh. Am I in trouble? No. Andy and I are having a baby. Oh. Luckily it's her husband's.

I'm just kidding. I'm having a baby with my husband. No way! She's pregnant! She had sex with no condom. She had sex with no condom. Someone had sex with no condom. Someone, don't, just wait. Okay, yeah. That's a, that's a merry people do.

Oh yeah, we're. And unmarried. Well, congratulations. Did you find out, how long have you known? A few weeks. Since like the day she found out. A few weeks, not very long, she found out. A few weeks. Not very long, but like we were just trying to wait to see if it's nice and healthy and

doing well and gonna stay in me. So looks like everything's good. And you said December? Yeah. December 23rd. Wow. Wow. Christmas day.

That's a wrong Christmas scene. Oh, that baby's gonna hate that birthday. Christmas day. That's a wrong Christmas scene. Oh, that baby's going to hate that birthday. I know. But let's be real, baby's going to come earlier than that probably. Yeah, probably. You know. Well, who knows. But, um.

Well, that's exciting. I did not expect that phone call. We wanted to tell you on the pocket. We have nothing going on in our lives. We have nothing going on in our lives. We have nothing going on in our lives. Every time we have a married person. Or a person with a can on. Or a person he knew before somebody else.

I think I knew first. I think I knew before her husband. Well this is a good, with all of us here, Nick, Ali, Bayless and I, I'd like to... Good band. We are hitting the fucking road baby in October. Bayless, Frasco, Brawl and Gerlach. We're going where are we going Bayless? We are going to Benton Harbor, Michigan. All the big spots. And we are going to Peoria. We're going to Indianapolis, Peoria, and Ben Harbor, Michigan.

Harbor. Yeah. Yeah. When? And it's going to be fantastic. October. Well, what date? And we got Andy coming.

This is going to be the coolest van ever ride. Andy. Andy Bayless is coming. Oh, Andy. I thought you said Andy. Uh-huh. All right. I'm excited.

What are the dates? I'm excited, too. You know the dates? October. I don't know. What are the dates, Bayless? I want to say two, three, four. Oh, early.

October 2nd. Perfect weekend of October. So grab your tickets for the Bayless Frasco Gurlach Crawl Extravaganza. Yes, we have to find a good name. The S3 funds door. All right. I love you guys. Bayless, I'll call you later.

I call, I texted Bayless at 4 a.m. last night, you up? He's like, no. Well, yeah, I'm getting up to take my kids. I just texted him five minutes ago, you? Yeah, he just texted meam last night, you up? He's like no, yeah I'm getting up to take my kids to school. Yeah he just texted me 5 minutes ago, you up? I'm like, what? Alright guys, I love you, I'll call you guys later. Congratulations Ali, we're so proud of you.

Thank you babies. Bye. There we go. Love you. Bye. There's some content. There we go, see? I prepared that for you.

Wow, that was, I prepared that for you. Every time we talk to married people with kids, we just sound like the biggest losers. Oh man, that's so exciting. We just sound like the biggest losers ever. We got nothing going on. We're like, well, now it's for you, we have nothing going on.

So funny. We're like, remember last week we had Dom on and I was like, is it like easier when you have a kid to have more time? He's like, no, what the fuck are you talking about? So funny. I still thought kids shat themselves at six years old. Yeah, he just had no clue what was going on.

He's like, no, you fucking idiot. He's in first grade. Like, can he read? He's like, yeah. Can he talk yet? But wow, so congratulations, Ali Carl. That was a really exciting fight. Now, you know you legally cannot fire her

for being pregnant, right? That's against the law. Oh, is that like workers comp? Yeah, no, I think it's worse than that. I think it's some sort of... I don't know, they're protecting women in the workplace now and you can't just fire people for whatever. It's like a fucking communism thing, I guess. You gonna give her maternity leave when she has a kid? Don't even go there.

No, she's a private contractor. She doesn't deserve that. Wow, Allie's pregnant. This is the first time we're going to have a pregnant person in the tour bus. I mean, the first woman you've had in the band, right? Right. What do you think? Well, kind of. Like, physically. This is basically the first woman I've had in the band. Physically. Maybe not emotionally, but yeah. I think it's going to be nice to have, like, a pregnant lady on stage.

Yeah, she's a good presence. It's interesting, huh? She told me. She's just like... I think I found out the dude. Her in the band is like. It's interesting, huh? She told me. She's just like, her and the band, it's like, it's fucking crazy. Yeah, it looks awesome. I mean, she's been one of my favorite people for years. So no argument, Sarah. I'm kind of pissed that she told you before she did.

Well, we've been friends way longer. Also, we were already texting and she had just found out and I don't think she can keep a secret. No, she can't keep one fucking secret. I don't think it was like, I'm gonna tell Nick. She didn't like text me and call me. She's a little gossip. Yeah, she didn't like text me to tell me. We were like already chit chatting about God knows whatever bullshit, I don't think it was like I'm gonna tell Nick she didn't like text me and call me. She's a little she's a little god Yeah, she like text me to tell me we were like already chit chatting about god knows whatever bullshit

I don't know and then she told me and she's like don't tell Andy I want to tell him in person But then she didn't even do that. She texted me 30 seconds before I saw her. So impulsive. I know you're kind of like that, too Though I've never known you to keep a secret about yourself No way. Yeah, usually you exaggerated a little bit. Well, most of the time I'm exaggerating. Speaking of that, Zach Brown and my Snoop Dogg song comes out, Me and Gal Buda, July 6. They move 420 back to July 6? Yeah. They're like, what's another smoking weed holiday, Fourth of July? Yeah, fuck it. Is it, do you like Fourth of July? Do you like like the actual holiday 4th of July? I mean, like having the day off and drinking on a boat and shit's pretty fun.

Yeah, but what if like you're landlocked? Landlocked? Like what if you don't have like a lake? Oh, I mean, there's lakes everywhere. I don't know. You can do something else then. Go to a baseball game. Anything where you get the day off, who gives a shit what it's about, you know? I need to start. You know what July 4th is?

I need to start celebrating Independence Day. Okay 4th is? Celebrating Independence Day. Okay, good. Just making sure. I had to think about it, actually. I don't know if you know all the Anglo-Saxon holidays, so... Oh, fuck. July 4th what year? 1786. No, 76, but that's all right.

I was close. You're only 10 years off of the most important date in American history. That's pretty good. You got that wrong on purpose for content. Do you think that we're going to have a war? I don't know, man. I don't know shit about shit anymore. I don't know. I hope not.

Seems like this happens every five years and then nothing happens. So I'm hoping that's what happens again. I don't know, but this is getting serious. Yeah. I don't know, man. I hope not, but I'm too old to get drafted, so who gives a shit I guess. Not in Trump's world. Fine, just send me there. Fuck it. They're gonna put you on a pilot.

Oh, that'd be fun. What if you're just like the person who has to keep the pilot from falling asleep, so you just talk in their ear? That'd be cool. Just do a podcast in an F-16. In the back, like that guy. And then Billy said, and then Ali Krah got pregnant. Maybe cool, just do a podcast in an F-16. In the back, like, tough guy. And then Billy said, and then Ali Kroll got pregnant. And then, you know what? Guess what? She's having a boy.

Can you believe? Kroll gone! I'm looking out the window. No, I hope that we don't have a war, I guess. I'm kind of over war in general. Me too. Especially if we're not being attacked. Yeah, why are we doing that? I don't know. I don't know why we're doing that.

I don't know. I'll go off and ask him. No, that'll be a fucking two hour conversation. I don't know, man. I'm not exactly an expert on the Middle East. It seems like this has been going on for thousands of years though, and I'm out. Yeah.

You know who is an expert on the Middle East? John Barber. Let's call him. Oh my God, we're gonna have to cut this. Hold on. He probably is sound checking. Hold on, let's call Barbara. Hey.

It's such a great con. Was it great or was it long? It was so much fun. I like him a lot. Yeah. Very good. I've been trying to get on his podcast, it's just he does it live now. Oh yeah? I've done it. I've been trying to get on this podcast. It's just he does it live now. It's kind of oh, yeah I've done it. I did it. It was fun

Yeah Hold on. I gotta ask. Let me ask Matt About that workers comp thing with the pregnancy. No, she's a private contractor. You're good. Hold on But you can't fire her but you don't have to pay her she doesn't go to work. Hold on. You think so? Yeah. That's what I'm guessing. You're on the podcast. Exciting.

Ali Kral is pregnant. Whoa. Isn't that cool? Yeah, no. Who's the dad? Her husband. Her husband. Jesus.

Hey, what's going on? How's Frasco business? It's good. What's going on? It's good. Well, we just got to convince you to do the right thing. So, you know. You're fucked. Like what? What do you mean? Like everything. Jesus, I sound like I'm... Am I that bad? You're not that bad. I missed my doctor's appointment though. I know I heard about that. That's, that's not a good thing, but why did you set it for 8am, dude? It's the only thing they had. Healthcare sucks in this country. Speaking of that-

Don't blame healthcare in this country for the fact you didn't get your ass out of bed at 7.30 in the morning. Cause I was partying. Yeah, it's not fucking Bill Clinton's fault. Shut the fuck up. Okay, well. The reason why I called you is do we need to give her workers comp because we have a pregnant lady in the band? These are conversations I definitely don't want to have on the podcast, but he definitely can't fire her for being pregnant, right? No, i'm not

Well, she's she's at will workers. Told you She's not really we're not firing alley craw. It'd be fun to fire someone for being pregnant. Should we just fire her? Should we call her back and say, hey, listen, we've been thinking. You could fire her for something else. For being a woman. Shut the fuck up. Just kidding.

I'm kidding. I love Ali. I don't even know what to say about that, but... We're feeling silly today. I'll think of something. We're silly today. Nick's good. These guys, Matt's trying to convince me to do a camp frasco. Nah, nope.

Matt wants me to juggle juggle at a cap ground and play capture the flag with my head. Is that going to make money? Is it going to make money, Matt? It probably won't make it now if this is on the podcast. Because the offer probably will go away. Oh, it's an offer. I think that it's a good opportunity as we talked about today,

because I think your fans would actually participate and want to come hang out and do fun, silly things. So... I'm interested in the idea. I'll do talk. When we had that meeting this morning, I was kind of hung over and strung out. And now that I think about it more and more, I... That's also the healthcare industry's fault. I blame the healthcare industry.

Can you think about going to a Andy Frasco event and having a water balloon fight with your band and you, or playing dodge ball, or like, and then getting a Andy Frasco show at night. Like how much fun would that be versus a typical boring after- Can we do, can we play like mushroom kickball? Can we do some of that play like, mushroom kickball?

Can we do some of that stuff? This is a kid-friendly event, so maybe after hours we can do like- I can't be part of it then. Mushroom, mushroom something, I don't know. I mean, figure it out. What about, I was thinking like, mushroom talent show, or people eat mushrooms and then they-

You just said it's a kid-friendly event. That actually would be funny. And then they have to like, You eat mushrooms and you have to do like, karaokefriendly event. That actually would be funny. And then they have to like... You eat mushrooms and you have to do like karaoke. Karaoke would be great. Mushroom karaoke? Yeah. Mushroom karaoke.

That would be hilarious. I don't know though. I don't know. It's a kid show. I think that's illegal. You're supposed to say, no, Andy, that's a legal idea. But I fucking... That's why...

Is it really illegal? We have a felon as a president. OK, gotta go, gotta go. Hey, this is a Republican podcast, man. Yeah. What's your take on the war? You're from Kentucky. You're supposed to be a Republican.

Yeah, well, I'm not. We're not at war yet. There is a war, but we're not in war, apparently. We're not in it. What's it like being a liberal redneck? Not a redneck, is he? That's a good question. He's from Kentucky. Yeah, but they're not all it. What's it like being a liberal redneck? Not a redneck, is he? That's a good question. He's from Kentucky.

Yeah, but they're not all rednecks. I know, I'm stereotyping. He's from Louisville. That's very- He's stereotyped all day. I mean, the way the world works. Louisville's a pretty progressive city. It's liberating.

Yeah. Well, that's just the same word as liberal, so you're not really saying anything. All right, I gotta go, Matt. I love you. I love you too, man. Bye. I'll call you later, bye. Okay, no more calling people same word as liberal, so you're not really saying anything. All right, I gotta go, Matt. I love you. Bye. I'll call you later.

Bye. Okay, no more calling people. They don't want to talk to us. No one wants to talk to us today. Well, I guess we're fucking annoying and we're telling people what the gender of a baby is while we go fucking jerk off and eat sushi afterwards. Fucking play PlayStation in our 40s. Our lives are pretty awesome.

Yeah, it's pretty boring. Yeah, it's awesome though. Wait, do you think? No, I don't. Do you think we're immature? Probably. Who gives a fuck though? I mean, who decides who's mature? People from high school with three kids?

I think about like, I could... Someone's got to be immature. It's way more entertaining. I think I could do the white picket fence thing. With the fucking nine to five. And then I think about it like, that's not more entertaining. I think I could do the white pick a fence thing Hmm with the fucking nine to five and I think about it like that doesn't that's not I mean It's very comfortable. I'm not comfortable, but it's like there's a reason millions of people do it Like I was I was a lot more relaxing than what you're doing Yeah, I mean my brain is kind of going a little crazy. They're not missing doctors appointments and blame me get on Bill Clinton

I got a point. Oh God. What the hell. The Heliante. What the Heli-Berry. Oh, that's what I wanted to call him mad about. What? You call him again? Am I spending too much money? Oh, that's actually, yeah, let's do that. Because I have one thing. I know one thing you're spending money on that's insane. What? After the phone call Hold on another bit

Hey, yeah, sorry one more thing man. Hey Matt do you Shut the fuck you quick. I got a real serious question. No, let's go Okay, what is it? What is it? I don't know. All right, what's your question? Am I spending too much money? I Don't know I don't look at what you spend your Pete doesn't Pete doesn't tell me no No, I'm talking about am I buying the band too many dinners am I buying too many bar tabs? Yes Am I buying too many bar tabs? Yes. Okay. But isn't...

But it's your money to spend how you want. Mmm. Okay. So, you know, like, that's a tricky... It's a slippery slope, right? Like, if you want to do something for your guys because you want to do something for them, that's your choice because it is your business. It is good for morale.

You know? And if you decide not to, that is also your business. Hmm. So I just want... I just want... Great non-answer there by Matt. Yeah, this is why he's a great manager. Dodge. What a dodge.

That was a... It's a hundred percent... It means you want the honest... That's the honest answer. You know, I could tell you what you want to hear, you know, like, which is, no, everything's fine. You're all good, brother. I don't think he wants to hear that. I don't want to hear that. I think he wants could tell you what you want to hear, which is, no, everything's fine. You're all good, brother.

I don't think he wants to hear that. I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear that. I want you to tell me that I'm spending too much fucking money. Yeah. Yeah, but that also doesn't solve the problem either because then it's like, well, let's make more money, which we want to make more money, but there's a balance between all of it, right?

Right. So I think you are overly generous with everyone that works for you, you know, like and that is a ultimate positive thing to be. So okay. I'm calling Pete right now. I'm calling my business manager. That's fun. You're overly generous. I got Wendy's. Yeah, I fed him Wendy's today. I'm fed sushi to the band last night. I think I might I gotta start taking care of Nick a little more. Damn, but if you get the right thing at Wendy's, I mean, there's options there. Matt, you're being a liberal again.

Did you get a frosty Nick, at least? No, I'm trying to, I'm trying not to eat dessert twice a day. Oh dude, why? Why can you eat dessert three times a day? Let's go. That's true, that's true. You're right. Okay, that's fine.

All right, Matt. Goodbye. Goodbye. I got a call. I got to call my business. Okay. He'll never answer. He never answers me on the call, but maybe it might be a lucky day. Where does he live?

Hawaii. I'm so sick of the world. Everybody's just doing something cooler than me. Make him... He lives in Hawaii. He manages my money. Ah, fuck. What time is it there? Like two in the morning? It's like 1 p.m. Yeah. No. They're like six hours behind us, right? I'm surfing right now. Pete's good though. I'm surfing with other people's money right now and I can't come to the phone. Business managers make money man. I know they do and they actually kind of like go with it. It's worth it. Yeah, he pays for himself. He does.

He saves me a lot of money on my taxes and like he's budging me for two years you know like with the money we have so it's like, is he including all the dinners and shit in there? That's why I want to ask him. Maybe you should do that in the email. No, I want to ask him in public. Cause I do like, he's quick about paying whenever he has to pay me. If you can. Yeah.

He's quick about that. Yes. I like that. Some bands take forever. Oh man. It's it. Bo thinks I'm spending too much money. He's probably right. Matt won't give me a real answer. Yeah, Matt's,... Bo thinks I'm spending too much money. Yeah, he's probably right.

Matt won't give me a real answer. Matt's, well, that was fucking bullshit, dude. He sounded like a presidential candidate getting asked about. You didn't wanna, you didn't wanna piss me off. Yeah, but... Because I do take care of the band really well. Yeah, that's true, you do.

I should start taking care of you more. I'm just fucking with you, if you want to. But here's what, what about the IV thing you've been spending a lot of money on. You were talking about that yesterday. Oh yeah. You're turning into a real housewife in Orange County. I got a subscription to IVs.

So what happens? You just go and you sit there. How long does it take? Takes like 45 minutes. That's 250 bucks a month. It's 250 bucks a month. Okay, you go twice a month. So it's 125 bucks to feel good.

And then, I think, Burt Kreischer, I look at Burt Kreischer. Burt Kreischer of parties. You do look at Burt Kreischer, what do you see? I mean- A guy you wanna emulate, health-wise? I mean, not emulate, but he's maintaining his body. He's maintaining a body, yes, Yes, he is maintaining his body.

Shut the fuck up, Nick. I know, I shouldn't make fun of him. He's not here. But he... I think he's rich enough that we can make fun of his body. You know what I mean? Who gives a fuck? He put me on this IV thing. Like, after I did the Chrysler's podcast...

Mm-hmm, I think I saw this video. Yeah, he pumped some liquids into me. I thought as you get Fuck sorry, I'm gonna Someone text me do you guys know text me? Are you sure you're not? People yeah people think you're gay a lot man Yeah, they think it's just like your general like way you talk and text and, are you sure you're not gay? People, yeah, people think you're gay a lot, man. Yeah, they do. I think it's just like your general way you talk and text and walk.

And you know, I stick my tongue down Floyd's mouth. You text like a gay, like a woman, kinda. Really? You're like, KK. And you always put the letter U instead of U. You text like a cute girl. Oh, that's funny as fuck. Why do you text like that?

Because I was raised by women. Everybody's raised, almost everyone is raised by women. We all have a mom. Oh, maybe I am a closet guy. No, I don't think you're closet anything. You kiss men constantly on camera. I don't know what's wrong with you. I think you're just from California and you guys.

I don't, I mean, I don't I mean I don't He's just my friend. Okay. Okay. Okay. You always put okay instead of okay. He puts KK He always puts the letter you instead of you and it fucking drives me insane. Really? Yeah, I'm just a copywriter at heart You know, I accidentally did three K's once Did you that'd be gay I wouldn't be that'd be funny if you sent that to me. KKK Hey, we're gonna meet at dinner for 715 KKK It's a picture of a burning cross Oh he said KKK yeah, yeah, okay, cool. We'll see him he's on time From a Jewish guy that's hilarious They don't like you very much.

No. A lot of people don't like the Jews right now. I think it's more Israel than the Jews. Benjamin Netanyahu. I mean, a lot more people saying, free Palestine in our shows. Yeah, okay. Well, you can be Jewish and still have free Palestine. I'm like...

You can figure this out. You're not involved in that, so... I know, but it's like... You're not Benjamin Netanyahu. Yeah, true. Anyway... We shouldn't talk about that. No, I don't need to talk about that. We know nothing about it. I'm just a fucking idiot, but I do think it's getting bad. It is getting bad.

And we'll come save you guys again. What, America? Don't worry, here come the... Come the Gentiles to save you guys again. Jesus. Hey, we got it from here, don't worry. You come the gentiles to save you guys again. Jesus. Hey, we got it from here. Don't worry. You just got a grease, Benny. So I've been, so I didn't realize, I thought as you get older, your lips just dry up.

No, you're an alcoholic. That was so funny. Like I have moisture in my lips. I was like, you know, you could just drink like a glass of water when you get up in the morning and not give some chick with a, with a associate's degree in nursing, 125 bucks to put salt water in your veins. What is wrong with me? Nothing, you're fine. It sounds kind of nice.

I would like to try it actually someday. I'll take you. We could do an IV date. All right, that sounds actually awesome. It's all like Cougars from Cherry Creek though. Like you get them to come to trivia. Oh, it's funny, like, they also put NAD in me. What, I don't know what that is.

It kind of helps your cells, like, um... What does it stand for? You don't know. I don't know. Yeah, what was it? Non-alcoholics? But I thought it was so funny funny my concept of spending this much money because I thought I needed moisture in my lips. You could spend less money on booze and then you wouldn't have to buy this and you'd save hundreds of dollars coming in going.

But I was thinking about that. Like I just spent $700 on dinner for the band yesterday. That's kind of worth it. But like, or just, or I'm spending $200 a bar tab. That's stupid. You shouldn't buy... Dinner's different than a bar tab. I know, but sometimes we don't eat dinner and we go straight to the bar.

Well, that's on you guys. That's why you need that fucking liquid IV or whatever the fuck you're taking. Or real IV. Why don't you get them to sponsor the pod? What, IVs? What, nurses? Then you can get it for free. Just be like, yo, give me and my buddy

two hits a month each and my buddy's girlfriend and then we'll talk about you on here. Oh yeah. I'm gonna stop talking about it then. Yeah, fuck you guys. You fucking scam artists. I didn't see what you're doing. But they're expensive, dude. I mean that's... They're putting amino acids in me. They're putting... Coffee. That's in coffee.

Oh, really? Yeah. All you're describing so far is water and coffee They're putting like gluciconia these fucking people are making money coming and going that shit cannot be that expensive you think so No way, they probably buy it in bulk. It's probably so cheap. Yeah, is it like in a nice Cherry Creek office? It's it it's in the Cherry Creek mall for those you guys that don't know Cherry Creek is like the It's in the Cherry Creek Mall. For those of you guys that don't know, Cherry Creek is like the rich part of town, basically. One of them. Yeah.

It's like where all the rich boomers live that are like liberal. You know what I mean? Fucking all of Denver's liberal. No, like up in Broomfield, there's probably some. You know what I mean? Like up there. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I did go to a party. This guy has like a, he owns a jungle gym thing. A lot of Trumpers out there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I was kind of scared. Oh, I think the Trumpers are falling off a little bit. He had a, yeah, they are. It's kind of nice.

He had a gun range in his house. That's kind of gas actually. I'm okay with that. Liberals like guns too. But he had a guy who in the Navy, just there, anytime you want to just shoot a gun. He just lives there? He lives at the house.

Or just he's there for the party. No, he lives there. He's on retainer. For guns? This house is crazy. That's awesome. Is it here? It's here, we should go.

Who is he? Don't tell. I don't tell, I don't want to blow this spot. But how is he rich? He was like a tech guy, and then now he started this like bounce house. You know those shows? Yeah, where you like rent it?

You rent the bounce house. No, but like those DJs are playing in those bounce houses I've been to Colorado this is the coolest shit I have not this sounds awesome and you just bounce and hear DJ music so basically everybody's just turning into four-year-olds slowly kind of makes sense they all eat their candy not me I'm on Ivy yeah you're on you're on the other way you're slow no one else is a great sponsor Gardenista we love. You know what else is a great sponsor? Gardenista. We love them. Gardenista! Guys, this is a great drink. If you're looking... like, health is wealth. Health is wealth.

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That thing's doing well. Really, getting some more prescribers? We get like three or four every day. Well, that's a lot of money for someone like you. For only five bucks a month, you could get into the underbelly of Andy Frasco in the UN. He's got IVs to pay for, people.

I got IVs to pay for. Is that really annoying I shouldn't be doing that? No, I'm kidding. I just like to pay for people. I got I have ease to pay for. Is it, is that not, is that really annoying? I shouldn't be doing that? No, I'm kidding. I just like to fuck with you. It's we'll do whatever the fuck you want. No, I got to think about it. Cause it's a lot of money.

250 bucks a month. I'm spending a lot of money right now. I just bought a hotel. 250 bucks a month is how much a year? Do you know how much that is a year? That is 25, that's $3,000. There you go. Yeah. Yep.

$3,000 extra dollars a year. I'm spending too much money. You can just give that to me and I'll give you a glass of water. Okay. Oh my God, you'll be my nurse. Yeah, nurse Nicholas. For $3,000 a year. I do come from a family of nurses.

That doesn't mean anything actually. I don't know anything about nursing. I get old and you just like throw me my pills. Hell yeah. Shut up and take it. Take your fucking pills and they're sleeping pills. They're just... or just like, just keeping me like comatose. You should have a one on stage with you one time and you're just like hooked up to it the whole set.

Yeah. Who was it? Um, I thought it was... oh. Peter, Peter... um... Spreadsheet eater Yeah, he didn't call me back Bummer Peter spreadsheet eat it a lot of things going on the frasca world new records killin. Thanks everyone We hit growing pains dreams for the whole record or one song whole record there you go collectively

I face for a year of it That gives us about $37 in ruralty. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo We're not gonna do any pre-sales. It's gonna be like a fucking after party vibe ten bucks ahead what the one stop one stop We're gonna get in there. It's gonna be me Neil a Couple guys from Asheville. I'll introduce you to them there. It's Colt at it's gonna be sick You're also playing with me at the 11th of the billion. Yeah, that's a long a second. Well, um, I thought you said that's pretty much sold out Or they they gave out round one. Okay yeah. I really want my ash roll. I know we have a lot of panic fans so I wanted to get the word out here. So come out. We're gonna do a set, take a set break and then do another set. So if you want to hang out we can talk shit. We can make some videos at set

break. I will come out of the green room. You will come out? Yeah it's my show so I'll come and hang out. You don't want to you don't want him out on the green room. Come on guys I want to hit back end here I want to make he feels more. Okay No This is a real frasco when I'm being adored. Okay. Yeah, you're right. This is a real fresh wood guys You want to see Nick happy you want to see Nick happy on the podcast making money not feeling all sad. He has no money Fucking come to this show at the one stop actual I know there's a lot of panic fans I listen to this and I know you're gonna go because panic's on fire right now. By the way, I rip

It's like two blocks from them before they're playing if you forgot Nick not only talk shit about jam bands, but he also is an amazing saxophone player. Yeah, hold on So you have a video that's going viral right now jam band viral. So yeah, I just did this that's going viral right now. Jam band viral. Oh yeah I just did this earlier today. Play the video. Play the video. Play it? Put it on the microphone just your analogy on it because you're really putting us in a fucking hole here. You're putting us in a hole. So Nick made this video he's laughing about it. The reason jam bands all have bad names is one because they're generally filled with white guys with very little taste. And one because they're generally filled with white guys

with very little taste and two because they all start their bands at frat parties at like the University of Vermont or something when they're 19 and they think it's cool to name their band after like a seven word thing referencing drugs or an animal and then they meet a drug dealer who's 20 and decides to be their manager and he's a yes man because he just wants to be part of the scene. So he never tells them until it's too late because they all break up 10 years after they should because they also refuse to admit they're not doing very well. Or they just have a rich dad.

Anyway, that's why jam bands all have terrible names. Nick, you can't be saying that shit online. Why? Because all our friends are jam bands. Every comment I hear is like, you're so right. I can't be saying that shit online. Why? Because all our friends are Jam Bans. Every comment on here is like, you're so right. I can't believe how right you are. You're a genius. You're the best person ever.

I don't know. Jam Band, they do have terrible names. Fucking horrible names. What's wrong with, I mean, prove me wrong, bitches. But you, you go into, you can't, just because they have a terrible name, they can start making fun of their father, their rich father. So? Prove me wrong.

Someone's gotta be the fucking dark lord of this shit. I gotta stop spending so much money. The drug dealer manager thing is very true. What the drug dealer? I don't, I, none of my managers are drug dealers. I know, but you're not really, you weren't really a GMB and also your band name is pretty good Andy Frasco and the UN and the UN and the all-whites are you excited about Levitt Pavilion I am my bands gonna crush your band dude we're gonna fuck you I'm just

kidding I hope you do no we're gonna be great I think we're gonna have like seven or eight thousand people there it's a free show for Colorado. Come on out. Ready to play loud-ass fucking jazz. Right. I shouldn't have bought this hotel. Why? Another thing I'm thinking about, I'm spending too much money. You should put an IV thing in it. Those things fucking bank, dude. They make so much money. Have you seen the markup on that shit? You should put like one of those IV stations in it, get a little nerf from down the road. Shut the fuck up! Dude, that's such a good idea. I've heard they make so much money.

It's basically a scam. I'm just going to put a water cooler everywhere I go. Bo, will you give me a couple water coolers? I want to Nashville with you next time. Come on out. I want to write. It's been fun. I've been hanging out with this guy, Chief.

Cool. EI or EE? Ewe. Or IEF. IEF. Oh. II or EE? Yeah. Ooh. Or IEF. IEF. Oh. I've been writing with him. I've been doing this thing where I'm...

I have eight cameras in me volume, shout to volume for paying for it. I start with no idea in the morning. I have two songwriters with me. We write a song in two hours and then I fully produce the track. You've been putting this out? I've just been collecting. I've done four songs already. We're going to do it. I'm going to do a six song EP like this.

It's not with the band though. It's just like my own documentary style. What are you going to call it? I don't know yet. Like what's the group going to be? I don't know. One song. Are you going to try and sell them to other artists? I don't know yet. I have one song we're throwing to Post Malone. Oh cool. Postie? He was just here last week. Julie worked it. And Jelly Roll. But we'll see if he takes it. I doubt he'll take it.

People are being really mean to Jelly Roll online lately. Why? More his fans. Why? I don't know, it's like something about how his lyrics are done. He's so fucking nice. People are acting like his lyrics are deep when they're not. It's more like his fans than him. No, the people who don't like him, the fucking haters. They're making fun of his fans because his fans are like, no, you don't understand what he's saying here and it's like, Sharps ain't always in the water kind of thing. I don't know, people hate on everything. Jelly Roll seems really cool. Fish fans do that to Goose fans. Yeah, I know. I went to Goose.

Oh, is it fun? Yeah, it's fun. I went to the first night. It's long. That's the only thing, but that's not their fault. Yes, it is. Oh. Yeah, they didn't have an opener, so I guess. No, it's two sets and then an encore. It was a good crowd. We had a good time.

Rick was... They're a ripping band. Rick was tearing it up. I like it better without the percussionist. Yeah, I like it better without the percussionist. Yeah, I like it better without the percussionist. Like musically, I mean. I don't even know what happened, but I'm just saying. Is there a new drummer? He goes for it.

Cotter? Cotter. Cotter, he's good. Welcome back. He's an emo kid. Yeah, he goes after it. He's got a little aggression to him. He's good.

The bands not great, but I always prefer a band to get rid of their percussionists. I mean, you know, Rick is the fucking guy, right? Rick's got a special gift, yeah. Peter's a low-key killer too. Yeah, he's kind of in the cut. Yeah, yeah. He's been dancing like Yoko Ono lately. Really?

Yeah. I'm like, all right, Pete, go get it. Go get that shit, dude. But Rick was tearing it up, yep. They're good, they sounded good. Yeah, any time a band gets rid of their percussionist, they get a little tighter. It's so crazy how fans just make it like a sporting event.

I know. Well, they don't have much going on, so they got to get something going on in their life. So dumb. I want to fight every one of them. You do? I don't think you do want to fight anybody. I don't. Actually, I'm calm. I'm calm. But I just don't like when people talk shit. It's kind of fun sometimes. I guess so. There was a Reddit post about you people talk shit. It's kind of fun sometimes. I guess so. There was a reddit post about you the other day. It was like... People were actually defending you.

Really? It wasn't even that mean. It was like... I don't really get it. Yeah, that's fine. And people were defending it? They're like, it's just fun. Relax. He's like, I don't really get it musically. I'm like, which is fair. I mean, it's just fun, relax. Yeah. He's like, I don't really get it musically. Well, I'm like, which is fair.

I mean, whatever, whatever opinion you want to have, right? Reddit's like, that's where all the actions are. He wasn't being a dick though. He wasn't like, this guy sucks, he's a douche. He was just like, I don't, what's the appeal here? Yeah. Which is fine, not everything isn't for everybody, but he was being pretty, or they, or she, or whatever.

I don't know who it was, it's a Reddit handle, but I'm assuming it's a man, cause they're complaining on the internet about a band So he was just basically like I don't really get what's going on here Why do people like this so much and people like it's just a good time Yeah, he gives a shit like relax and the guy was like, yeah, you're right. He was actually being cool It was like, yeah, it's kind of nice. He was more like asking what the deal is here Oh cool, which everybody doesn't have to like everything that'd be kind of boring too. I agree Oh cool. Which everybody doesn't have to like everything, that'd be kind of boring too.

I agree. What the fuck? Yeah, no, for real. I chimed in and I was like, no you're right man, this guy sucks. Check out the podcast. I've talked to this fucking idiot fucking once a week. The podcast is the only good thing he does. It's at Nick Gerlach 696969.

Who is this? Alright guys, have a great week. Oh shit, really? It's been an hour. Holy fuck, I thought that was like 25 minutes. Dude, we're cruising through that. Oh my god. Okay, July 25th, come out. Message me if you're coming. Asheville, show up. A lot of people who listen to this podcast from Asheville. It's only 10 bucks.

10 bucks. What do you guys... I think that's a very fair price. My coffees have been seven dollars and fifty cents Yeah, come out. It's double Americano message me if you're coming. We'll hang out in the back after we'll get we'll get it It's all inflation things getting out of control. Yeah, we'll get after it. I got knee 11th from dope pot on drums It's gonna be fucking we spent $25 at Wendy's. Yeah We did $25 damn and $700 on dinner last night. Yeah. $725 between two meals.

That's $362.50 a meal you're spending for your last two meals. I'm such a bitch. $362.50 per meal. I like to take care of my boys. We're finally out of the ghetto. How much money did you spend when you were in Nashville fucking around? I actually, someone rented my house for $6,000. You charge them more or something than they used? Oh, they stayed for a long time.

They stayed for two weeks. I got six grand. Oh, same person? That's such a good booking, right? Yeah, it was killer. That's better for you, right? Because you don't have to hire the cleaning lady. Yeah, so I basically used miles to stay at the Hyatt for 10 days.

So I stayed at the Hyatt for 10 days. It was fucking sick. One of my dreams in life is to live in a hotel for a year. I love hotels. I would live in a hotel. Oh my god. I would live in a hotel and then every morning they clean your house, clean your room and it just feels clean.

I don't understand why everybody doesn't just live in a hotel. I know. I guess they want to own property and have a real life. But anyway. I do feel bad for the cleaners. They probably have to clean so much cum. No, I doubt there's very much cum. Just on the towels? And you've cum but I don't think there's a lot of it. Maybe if you went to the IV that day. Dude, I've been... I shouldn't talk about this. No, IB. They're still here. They're still here. They're used to this. Oh my God. I jerked off last night.

Cool, man. After talking to Barbara. Okay. That took a weird left turn. I can't. It took a while to come. Two hours. Two hours? I was kind of coked up. Yeah. Picking up on that. It took you two hours? I was kind of coked up. Yeah. Picking up on that. It took you two hours?

I came... I couldn't... I sometimes... That happens. Great! Sometimes I can't find the right video. Okay, that's different. I'm like edging myself for two hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So gross. Super normal. But after I came, because I'm so hydrated, I just started peeing like squirt. Okay, that is a newborn baby. That's a... You're a newborn baby. That's how immature you are. Speaking of going back to the beginning, don't know how immature you are,

you're a newborn six month old baby laying on the changing table, pissing in your dad's mouth. I'm crying. Buying sushi dinners and going to the IV and having a high... How can you have high app points and piss yourself? What's going on over here, man?

We've got to slow you down, man. We've got to hit the brakes over here, dude. This guy can't even jerk off without pissing his pants. You're jerking off after talking to a disco biscuits guy on the phone about God knows what. You probably just had an hour conversation. We were talking, yeah, we're talking about inflation. Inflation, Gaza, probably.

Yeah, we were talking about inflation. He said he wants to start a podcast with me. No, you're not starting any more podcasts. I love Barbara. You can start one with me. Not you. He said he wants to go on, he wants to do a comedy tour. We just all do 10 minutes.

Okay. I'm not doing that. You guys can do that. I'm like, let's do it. He's like, we gotta get that, bird Christ your money frasco. I'm like, yeah, we do. So I hung up the phone. I don't think I'm gonna show up to watch you and Barbara.

I was still kinda, you know, kinda coked up and I just went to my bed. That's not even, the sheets aren't even on it. If you and Barbara had a podcast, who would stop for the other guy to talk? I don't know. It's not how it works. We would talk over each other.

Oh my God, just two guys with crazy ideas rambling about. Just, oh my God. Ugh. I'm a good kid. God damn. Shout out to Barbara. Andy pissed himself jerking off. We'll see you next week. Have a good night. You've just tuned into the World Saving Podcast with Andy Frasco, produced by Andy Frasco,

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