Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - Green Room Stories That Shouldn't Be Told w/ Nick, Andy, and Neal

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

We're heading to Mexico, and things immediately spiral. From insane green room moments to wild tour stories we probably shouldn't be telling, this one goes everywhere. Breastfeeding in the club, nitrous tanks showing up unannounced, sketchy deals, and the reality of what life on the road actually looks like. We also get into Cancun plans, scuba diving fears, babysitting responsibilities we instantly regret volunteering for, and why touring with families might be way crazier than touring with bands. It's unfiltered, all over the place, and exactly what you'd expect when we're just sitting around before a trip trying to get our lives together.

The green rooms on these tours have been getting, they're hilarious. Oh yeah, she's breastfeeding in the club. She's breastfeeding the club. Dude, we have a nanny now in the green rooms. Breastfeeding in the club. For her kid or you? Yeah, it's just...

Well, blows your nanny. We never really had a really, a real woman on tour with us like this. Like, with just, like, just leaking milk and just like, just a badass woman. Keep talking. Okay. Keep going. No, let's let him cook. So she's pumping her, her, her, her, her,

Tits and shit. Pumping her tits. Yep. Keep going. It's crazy. These machines are pretty amazing. You wanted to put your dick in it, didn't you? You did.

What, the titty machine? Yeah. The titty machine. All right. Ready? There we go. Wow, when we're live, Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast.

I'm Andy Frasco, and here are my co-host. Nick Gerlock. Hi. Neil. Hello. Neil the Threel. It's real. And we're here live on a special

just bullshit in our way through the day because we're all going to Mexico. Oh, Mexico. Are you excited? So, are you excited? I love, these are way better than the cruises. I can't wait. Yeah.

I'm excited. Yeah, this does seem a lot better in a cruise, doesn't it? Much more manageable, a lot less. And you're just in a resort. You're with all the families. Yeah. It's just fucking perfect.

You're not in the middle of the ocean. It's like, I like, you could hide a little bit more. You could go into the city. You could go, you know, it's like when you're on those cruises, you're just, you get out the door and you're, you're just, you can't, you can't hide. No, they're everywhere too. Have you been to this place before? I haven't, but I heard fish does it.

Fish does it, yeah, it's like all of them go do this place. In geese. Why are you out of breath? What's going on? I'm not out of breath. Are you okay? I'm fine. I feel like you're having a heart attack on us today. I'm just working with my camera here, man, trying to figure this out.

You guys just worked me like a dog I know. P-O-V. It's like a P-O-V situation. Every single piece of gear is just sub-working. We are going to the Umphreys Deep-deep deep dive

this weekend. It's going to be a lot of fun. It's basically a homie fest. It's all our friends. It's like, and their families. It's basically what we do in Chicago, but we're bringing it to kids. Yeah, a lot of kids.

I have a feeling their ass is going to make me babysit one day. I fucking know Baylis is going to make me babysit one day. Why would they want you to do that? So they could have, make love, essay X. You can say sex. They're married. I know. It's on the schedule.

Babysitting by Andy Fresco. Yeah, it's on the schedule. I'll be like a three to four where I have all the kids with me and we go, and then they could all have like a quickie. Cool. You're bringing your girlfriend. I literally never hung out with her more than two hours ever in my existence. I'm going to have four days. By design.

You ask a lot of questions. questions. I do ask a lot of questions. She'll answer him. I don't know. She's pretty shy. She's a bashful little ho. She's pretty shy. What is that sound? Neil, Neil's just running around over. She's going to fire him. I await the day.

Is it almost time for his, have you been with us for six months? No. No. Like three. Three months? The quarterly evaluation? Ah, cute too. Key two. All about your quarters. What do you think, Nick? I think he's doing a pretty good job.

I do too. we did put him in the fire and he started this thing you know you mean this episode or this endeavor shut the fuck up when we're talking that's one thing

um one no I think you're doing really good thanks I was really it was really fun to get that text from you a couple days ago I'm just really proud that we were a bunch of idiots

that party but we also work really hard I was like I didn't say that. No, it was close. It was like, we're just hardworking people who get shit done, but we also can, like, drink, have a lot of fun and not be so super serious. Yeah, that's a problem with, why is everyone, it's entertainment?

Why is everyone taking it so goddamn seriously? Stress. It's the, like, people get too far on the side of having too much fun, and they don't realize how much they need to, like, do that hard work. I mean, you talk about all the time in your interviews and all, all the people you talk to are busting ass and doing shit. Yeah. But they're also just really cool people and, like, fun to hang out with.

And, you know, but it doesn't always, people can't always ride that line. I know. That's, uh, ride that line, baby. There's sometimes, like last week was a moment of where the party was getting too much that when we ordered the nitrous tank. We? I ordered the nitrous tank. I also wasn't here.

You all, so all part takes. I'm not the fucking devil here. I left right back to your. You were definitely the double. But we called the guy and I knew it. I knew that was a bad idea because we called the, I guess there's like a night just delivery service. I left before I got there that night.

I was like I'm out of here. You were here. Well, I came back to Sunday to set up real quick and it was already here. And then when I came back the next day, it was like, there was a second one arrived. A second tank has hit the building. It's really funny. How far we get before I made a 9-11 joke?

it's really funny those the Denver Nitris delivery service is just so funny to me it's legal they're so nice and friendly you know like the Philadelphia Nitrous Mafia

they're kind of scary careful it's kind of scary it's like a bunch of dudes with like disco biscuit really good guys that I respect that's what they are they are a bunch of really great guys

I mean they've never done anything we don't fuck with them they like us but it's like also like if you're like a new person like buying it. I'd be scared. A little freaked out. Yeah, it's scary. But these,

this people was like, it was like a girl named Janet. A girl named Janet? That wasn't her actual name, but like, she was like super. That's my mom's name. She was super sweet. Like,

hey guys, you guys need help deliver it. It's like, how do you get in that profession? I don't know. Because it was a, it was a phone call. Probably a nitrous addict and then you,

it was a user? Because I've never really ordered it like, like, through a tax service. So it was a phone call. And then he was super nice. He's like, hey, man, what's up? I'm like, hey, it's Andy Frascom.

They're like, oh, Andy! I'm like, fuck. We'll sponsor your podcast. They asked for my full name and my ad list. Did you get the food grade or the dentist grade? The food grade. It was hell of expensive, though. What was it?

It was $400 for the food grade. And then $600 for like the dentist grade. Man, I'll give you $5. I didn't charge me anything. No, it's fine. 20 bucks a balloon, guys. No deals. I put it on the podcast

because we just got renewed by volume.com. Let's go. Thank you, volume for our party. Another year was volume.com. When did that happen? This week. Tuesday. Oh, okay.

Today. Oh, I didn't know. Yeah. I'm always last to know. I'm always last to know too. Yep. Well, that can't be possible. You can't both be last, but whatever.

Trust me, I'm last. I don't know any of this shit. You shut the fuck up and produce. You'll, you'll, Find out when you find out. 1099 his ass. No, no, no. No more of those.

What's the, you know, I was thinking about this. What is, like, the shadiest drug deal you've ever been a part of? Probably weed in Indiana, actually. Really? It's very illegal there, especially back in the day. Like, what was going on? It's just, like, I don't know, people grow in their houses. No, but, like, what would, like, I've been at a house.

Describe the story. Like, why I like, I don't want to get tuned to details about this, but I was at a house and then sometimes I would flip, you like flip an ounce and you get a free eighth. Oh, you're a drug dealer. Kind of. And yeah, basically. That's the gateway move. And then I, and then that guy that I was getting it from, like that while I sold him money got like cops came in his house and like arrested him and shit. That same day?

And the next day he's like, hey, can I get that money? And I came around getting the money and left. And it was after, like, it was like in between. I was like, that was kind of scary. That's scary. Was your heart pounding? I didn't know until after. Yeah.

So yeah, that was probably the shadiest one. It's funny because it's weed. Yeah. He was growing in his basement. I'm not going to name any names. But, uh... Remember? That's pretty scary.

And then he told another friend who they were kind of growing. This guy had like a secret room in his house. And he like warned the guy. And then like before the cops could come there, he like cleaned it all out and like threw it all away. It was fucking insane. Dude. But I was just flipping ounces.

That's like pretty normal. I was pretty naive with, uh... Remember when like, bubble Hey mom Remember when like That like finger hash Was really popular

It was like Keefe hash Oh yeah yeah yeah So we were We were making happy bastards And we ran out of money What's a happy bath Oh

It's like one of our first albums I thought you're talking about like a fucking like Yeah that sounded like a cool drug Yeah yeah yeah And we ran out of money And so my buddy schwa Shout to Schwa Our first guitar player

Schwa That was real name Yeah, Shwazis is his nickname. Was that the guy with the Superman outfit? No, that was Superman. He played bass. Oh, his name is Superman. Yeah, yeah.

But I used to, we used to live with him in Iowa, but he used to grow weed. Yeah, I used to live on his farm. I lived on his farm for like three months. And I cut asparagus. I was eating asparagus. That was when I realized that your piss really smells. Make your pee stink.

It takes one time eating asparagus to find this out. So after that three months of being in a scary thing. All different. It's more like battered. He's like, wait, something's really wrong. He, uh, so I got, so he would go to, he would go to Humble County and grow weed for the, for the season trim. Yeah, yeah. And then he became one of like the dogs.

But I was like, I was like, okay. I'm like, fuck, I don't have any money. He's like, I'll give you three pounds of this hash. and I don't know how you're going to sell it. I'm like, fuck. So I drove it down from humble. I'm Andy Fresco. I was just being so naive.

I didn't know that that's like a big, it's a big deal. That's a big felony. What year was that? I was 20. Also, we were 23. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's Iowa.

No, but it was humble. Oh, you were. Okay, I get it. That's really, yeah, okay. But he gave it to me in some state because that was where he's like meeting me. Oh, okay. And so I had to drive down, like, 15 hours through Utah. fit down to L.A.

My buddy, I knew my, I had, like, the only plan I had was, like, my buddy had as, like, a couple, like, recreational, like, shops. So I was just going to sell it to him. Illegal? That's illegal, too. Yeah, you can't just, like, drop anything off at a pharmacy. And you can't just be like, I have some oxycodone in my car. Just came back from Mexico, a bunch of.

You know, it's a good way to not get pulled over, though? When you were driving. He was a homie. He gave me, he's like, he, I gave it to him for super cheap. I'm like, he's like, dude, I'm like, that's a way less. He's like, who else? you're going to sell it to. Exactly.

I was like, yeah, respect it. Corner to the market. Yeah, take the fucking thing. Good strategy, though, for that is if you're driving around with drugs to not get pulled over and caught is to be white. Jesus. Straighten your hair. You like, let me hit that. You like flat iron your hair whenever you're driving.

Yeah, I mean, that's like four degrees of profiling if we already have our curly hair. You know, our driver gonzo got in trouble for 200 pounds of weed. He went to jail, right? He went to jail for 200 pounds. He went to jail for 200 pounds. Yeah. They found a security lock. They found a storage.

A storage receipt. Oh, my God. In his car. You know what's? They're looking for him for a while. You know what, and it's Missouri too. If you're getting caught with weed,

get caught with a lot of weed. That's, I respect that. I feel bad for him, though. He was pretty clean on it. He knew what he was doing. Yeah, he just, that was one slip up.

But they were probably watching him. How long do you go to jail? He was supposed to go for 30 years. And he got, he got it down to four and a half. Like, this guy won't stop. He was driving us. Like this guy won't stop telling stories all day.

Let's get him the fuck out. Because he was on like, he got caught. And basically he was just set. He was like, I don't know when my trial is going to be. I don't know. Oh, you knew him before he got arrested. Kind of. He was, he was really close with Sean.

He was fringe, fringe friendship. And blah, yada, yada. So he would drive us around. He'd drive our van to all the gig. So he was on a warrant. And I didn't even, I was, think about this now. It was so stupid. Well, you're so poor.

You're just like, this guy will drive us? Yeah. Exactly. And he never got pulled over until the end of the last tour, two years where the statute of liberation of them trialing him was like probably like a month left. Oh, they were looking for his ass. And then they got him in New Orleans. I just like the idea of him being in prison for 30 years.

And after four, like if this guy tells one more fucking story, they're just like, let him out early. He don't good behavior because he just won't stop telling stories. Please just get him out of here. He won't shut the fuck up. Oh my God, if I hear about the good old days one more fucking time, get him out of here. Put him on probation. I don't give a shit.

He can drive. Just give him his license. I love Gonzo, though. Yeah. But I feel bad. He was in the prison where people were killing people and she was like, what happened to you? He's like, oh, I just got caught with weed. Weed.

Well, that's, you know, if you're going to be in prison for something, that's one of the... You're like, but it was a lot of weed. Yeah. For sure. Yeah, it was like a fucking lot. Were you any shitty drug deal? Like any shady drug deals, Neil? I was trying to think of, uh, not really.

really anything shady, but close calls. Yeah. You know, like meet up with the buddies, get in the car, and you go to some weird parking lot. And like, I remember there's this one by a reservoir in Boulder, and we parked and we parked and we were about to do a little exchange, we'll smoke something. And this cop just rolled up, parked right behind us, empty parking lot. And we're like, oh, shit. And stash everything under the seats, whatever. It was kind of like, oh, God, what do you do? And the cop drove away. He's like, that was it. I'm get off for five minutes. He's like, I do not want to

I'm not arresting five rich kids from Boulder They're gonna get off anyway He's my lawyer Yeah, he's like, okay, wait, wait, wait, right Was this one here in high school So it wasn't legal yet? Oh yeah, this is also illegal And it's still illegal what you're doing.

Right, but we would be Having any in the car at that moment It's bad. Did you ever sell weed? Oh yeah. You did? Definitely. What?

You were a drug dealer, Neil? Well, it's the same gateway. You're like, realize that you get some weed and then if you buy a bunch, then you can add to your headstash, and then you realize, wait, I could also make some money. I never made money. I just got free weed.

I didn't make, like, a lot of money. It was like a little supplement. You know what I mean? I just had free weed. But all the drug dealers, all the weed dealers in my school were shady. They're always ripping people off, and I'm not like that.

So I just got immediate business because I wasn't doing anything stupid, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I wasn't an asshole. Do you ever feel like, I don't want to jinx anything, that there just are no cops in Denver? Oh my God.

I don't want to jinx it too, but yes, absolutely. It's knock on wood. There are sources indicating how much they're understaffed. Not that I do anything illegal. Are they understaffed? Yeah. I mean, so when I lived in North Carolina for a little bit, Jimmy came out and visited, and we were on the highway and see somebody pulled over,

and he was like, dude, you never see that in Denver. And I was like, huh, you know, you're right. It's kind of true, though. I never see anyone pulled over. Jenks, I mean, you know, knock on wood. Like, I see speed traps in Arvada, Lakewood, but like really like proper Denver I've seen like

70 by Colorado has seen like a motorcycle cop Speed trap but that's like about it. I've seen people driving around with license plates from like 2003. Yeah, but if you park the car, the parking tickets, they fucking, I remember when I was like I didn't have tags I was getting a new car but for a month

I got hit in Cherry Creek 5, 6 every death. Cherry Creek, they'll get you. They have nothing better to do. I know, but they're not going to pull me over. No, they're, They're too lazy. Yeah. I'm an outlaw.

Yeah. I'm the gangster of Cherry Creek. It's only room for one curly-haired guy in this town. Hey, guys, it's Andy, and I want to talk a little bit about volume.com. Yes. Volume.com. Our sugar daddy, yes, our sponsor. And we are doing a only Frasco subscription.

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You could just spend one cup of coffee and get all the frascoe you want. So head over to volume.com slash Andy Frascoe and subscribe. Support you guys. Maybe I'll even pay Nick more. You never know. So are we going to have fun in Cancun? Are we going to get out of the resort? I'm going scuba diving.

Oh my God. Hold on. You're taking Sam. Yeah. he's all kind of freaked out about this. He just went and did a refresher course. He's stoked. Is he lying to me?

Is he? He's like, I don't know. I haven't done it in a while. He took a refresher course in a goddamn pool. That's all you need. I talked to the other day, he's fine.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, the elements out there, the current, the shark, whatever,

but the breathing part. The breathing part. The breathing, yeah, that's the most uncomfortable part of doing the whole thing. Still to this day when I get in the first dive.

If he dies, blame it on Mark Brownstein. Deal. Yeah. I do that a lot. I'm blaming every death on Mark Brownstein for the last two years. He's like the new Garth Brooks

for a jam scene. He does every, does a trace of dead people every, where the disco biscuits go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I want to do it. I'm kind of claustrophobic. You know who loved scuba diving? Jerry Garcia. Yeah, he said that's the only way he could be free. Yeah. And if you discovered it

before heroin, he would have never done heroin. Yeah. What? Yeah, that's what he said. Dude, I'm telling you guys, it's the coolest thing you can do On earth.

Hold on, but like, okay, so what do you, like, what if there's a fucking shark? They, shoot, sharks chill. Sharks chill? They're just going around. They're not trying to. Yeah, like, you have to look like prey. You have to, like, swim away from them quickly and frantically for them to be like, hey, like, kick in their, their predatory things. So if you just chill, I, see, I'd freak out.

I'd run away. They'd eat me. You got to start following the shark Instagram people and just watch how, you know. I've seen these guys. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I've seen these guys push these sharks away. You redirect. Hold on. Computer. Can you Google how many shark deaths there are a year worldwide? Yes, that's a go on.

Let's guess. Wait, before he pulls it up, how many do you think there are? I'm going to say at least 2000. I'm going to say 35. That's it? I don't know. I'm just guessing. There's got to be more than that. What do you think, Neil? Say 35?

He said 2000. I said 2000. I said $2,000? I'm thinking like 20. 20? Ooh. No. Really? That little?

Why are we so scared of these six to ten people? die from a shark attack That's so low Hold on Is that because there's not Sharks getting extinct No because sharks don't want to eat people They're a great question but no

They want to eat smaller stuff than them that's bleeding Yeah It can smell blood like a mile away Dude Sharks be down there eating And most people are on the surface You know what I mean? Okay okay so what have you seen

Like have you been in like an electric gale Oh yeah Mermaid? Dude okay No close I thought I did Pussy Hold on No

The coolest thing The coolest thing is octopus That shit is alien Dude It's insane to watch it What is it? What is it? I know what an octopus is

Like what do they do in the water Don't they just hide? Well yeah but so if you go on a night dive Which is the coolest thing to do That's when all this stuff comes out They glow I was super scared of the night dive At first too

But then when I went I was with like 14 people So it's like it's chill But that's when all this stuff comes out In Cancun and Cozumel the lobsters are like this big. Really? Because if they don't get eaten,

they just keep growing. And there's a protected marine park. So, but the octopus, do they just come out. Like, we watched one hunting last time we were down there.

And you can see it doing that because it changes its colors, like super crazy. It like gets over, it got over some crab or something and then becomes like neon green and then back to brown. They're like freaky smart too.

Yeah. Have you seen like a little cracks they can get through and stuff like that? Totally. Like a whole thing. They can get through like, yes.

They can like scrunch down and get to a whole. They have like a beak and that's like the hardest part on their body. That was the last time I cried in a movie, octopus teacher. Oh dude, I can't watch that movie. It's so sad. I saw one part of it and the trailer's like, I can't. It's like, dude, this octopus is such a sweetie.

The only thing I have empathy for in the earth is... Yeah, I don't like eating octopus because of that. I'll eat octopus. I also just don't think it tastes very good. I like, it depends on who cooked it. Okay, so do you do this on acid? No. I wouldn't do that, yeah.

I've actually talked about this before. I would consider myself a master diver in terms of psychedelics. But I am not a master diver in terms of scuba diving. So I've gone snorkeling on acid. And that's the shit. I've done that's like so great. But by going down to like real deal like technical life and death situations on acid. Let me ask you this too.

Isn't it already like fucking so amazing you kind of don't need acid? Like it's like what's the point? It's like putting sugar on ice cream cake. I wonder if you like maybe get so good. at diving, though, that it's kind of boring. And they'd be like, hey, let me spice this up. Well, that's fucking a thing. What about those people that dive with like, dude, I would just watch some documentary about

these guys scuba diving with like four tanks on this deep-ass cave and they got stuck and two guys died and they had to pull off their tanks. The cave shit missed me with all that. I'm not trying to do that. What the fuck is wrong with people? I'm not trying to go on land cave. Yeah. Now, land caves are tight.

But like, they can be scary too. Yeah. but it's also less like... Well, yeah, not a scared under water. What happens in the cave is you go real deep and it's all silty. And so, and it'd be narrow and your fins kick up the silt.

And now all of a sudden you have no notion of what's up or down or what's the way you came. You know, you're supposed to go with a couple different strings. Yeah. You know, the line to follow and everything and you got to have a knife

because that shit's going to get tangled on something. 2,000. But like, people, people... Ha,000. I'm scared of everything. Terrorists don't even take out that man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, 2001.

That one year. That's second. This cave in the corner. There's cave dives where like the guy died and then the dude goes to try and get the dude's body and he dies and it's just like, fuck, going into the caves. Just leave him down there. Yeah.

What about that guy that died like hanging upside down in that cave and on earth? Do you see that? Oh, yeah. What happened? He got like trapped and he's like upside down. stuck, and just like basically suffocated. He couldn't move and he got stuck.

Like people go caving into things that are this wide. Yes. Because there might be a giant. Call it being a fucking idiot. All right, guys. As a Mexican local now. I carumber.

We have to be careful about who you buy drugs from. I'm not buying drugs. You're not buying drugs? Nope. Just taking out of those people. They're just going to be given. Okay. Do you know who we are?

Yeah. I don't pay for stuff. respect respect That's where like Cancun is kind of where the cartel I mean it's in

It's the whole country right It's not It's a little more north But They're they're fucking around in Canada Where's your hotel Toto Santos in Baja No one's five

That's the whole Complete other side of Mexico Yeah yeah I'm going there right after It's a five and a half hour flight Damn It's a long time Whoa

Did you realize how big Mexico is Is it? Is it United? No, Viva Viva la Mexico. Viva. Vamo. So we're going to have fun.

The Stasix, the Baylaces. Who else is playing that? New Deal? That would be fun. Who else? Fucking love New Deal. Def Kings? Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's the introduction of... It's an introduction of... of Mike Gantzer being in the band full-time. Oh. Welcome to the band. Did you bring in this kid, too? I don't know. Let's call him.

Should I get a kid? You just bring it Does everybody have kids? Yeah, everyone's bringing kids. Is the vibe going to be like... Should we rent a kid? So we fit in? Yeah, we have one.

We have one. Sam. Yeah, nice. Okay, guys. You want to go out and have fun? I've been working on a Sam in personation. Okay, yeah, nice. Nice.

Yeah. Sometimes when I hang out with Sam at 4 a.m. It drives me fucking nuts, dude. Yeah, yeah. He's like, hey, no, I got great plans. Guys, I have these great... He always tells these... I'm like these ideas.

I'm like, Sam. Oh, he's an idea man. He's an, at 4 a.m. though. I would love to see him. I mean, lots of people do that. I would love Sam. Actually, you got a point. Actually, I do love Sam for giving me ideas at 4 a.

My dream and wife is just, I want to see Sam just fucking scream at somebody, just fucking lose his shit. I wonder how he has sex. Probably. What is he? Back and four. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, hey, I've got a good idea. I have a good idea. How about we both come? So stupid. Or at least me. Wait for it.

Not just yet. Let's call Mike answer. See what he's up to. Because he just had a kid. So I don't know. Are we bringing him in too soon? His wife had a kid, really. That's true.

That's why I don't understand like that. The year-long maternity leave for the people. Fucking Europeans, man. Europeans fucked us all up, man. Communist piece of shit, taking two years off of work. Their wife had a kid. Shut up, Nick. You should get, if you're the dad, you should get three days off.

I'm going to call Bayless. That includes the day. Mike's not answering. He won't answer. But Bayless will kind of give me the rundown. Or Vince. Let's call Bayless. See what's up.

Hello. He knows exactly what's going on. He knows what the deal is. Every time I call. You got something hanging out of your nose. Like a booger? Kind of, yeah. The long chain.

Some sort of relic from your nose. He knows. He doesn't answer. He just texted. We just text. He knows exactly what the fuck it is. Fine. Call Allie.

Oh, yeah. We got to call someone with kids. She's going to actually have them. We can call Sam. He's texting me right now. Sam? No. Are we going to go underwater?

Nice. Yeah. Nice. Yeah, we'll call him about the scuba diving. Scuba. Scuba. Hey, Alia. Allie, you're on the podcast.

Turn your kid off. That's okay. That's what I want to talk to you about. Are you excited to go to Mexico? What do you say? Oh. So is it, so tell me, like, what,

do you want me to babysit? I said Nick is willing to babysit if you want to have. I'm not babysitting. I'm legally not allowed to, actually. He can't be 200 feet away from children. No, not like that. It's a violence thing. I'm not a creep.

It's violence. Okay. Okay. Oh my God. Should we throw a birthday party? But whose birthday is it? His kids. His kids?

So, So, Allie, I got to, I'll say this in terms. Do you want me to babysit the kids so you and your husband could have some SEX? That's a yes laugh. That's a yes laugh. She's excited. I can't wait to see you. It's going to be, I got you, bud.

Tell her Julie's coming. The whole family's coming. We're going to have some. much fun this weekend. Allie. What are you at a fucking... Yeah, what that, dude, this sounds, this is what parents have to deal with every day? Are you the White House Correspondence dinner right now? Are you sure you want to babysit? Oh my God. Okay. I got, I'm having anxiety. I gotta go, Allie. I love you.

Bye. Jesus. Oh, I'm getting a vasectomy in the morning. I am cutting my dick off if that's what I have to deal with. I'm getting a vasectomy. Dude, should we get vasectomy? Do we get kankoombo's sex? Do we get Cancun Vasex? Did you say Vasex? Mexican genital operation? That's a cool punk band name.

What? Mexican genital operation. Um, don't see MPO at 3 p.m. on the fart stage? No, it's crazy. Like, we always see, like, the good side of kids, like, when they're quiet and tired. That was some real life shit.

That was awful. I don't know how I could, I couldn't, I can't deal with that. Yeah. Wow. I'm sure it's the most fucking amazing thing on earth, but it's not for me. There's one thing I don't like. How rewarding. People say it's the happiest they ever been, but guess what?

I'm not interested in being the happiest I've ever been. Oh, man. Why do you keep telling me I'm going to be so happy if I have a kid? I don't want to be happy. Oh, my God. Wow, that, that, let's not talk about it. I don't want to babysitting anymore. Stop trying to make me happy.

I am not babysitting it anymore. After hearing that, wow, that was like, I feel like Jurassic Park. calling back and tell her no. You're fired. You've been taken off the medical insurance and you're fired. We're calling her back. Yeah, I can't. We actually rescind our invitation to babysit.

We will not be babysitting. Yeah. That's where she'll babysit Julie for me. You're going to have to have sex in some weird bathroom in Cancun. I got to go. Bye-bye. That damn, sounds like she's at an NBA game. Oh, I love having Allie.

Dude, the green rooms on these tours have been getting there's hilarious. Oh yeah, she's breastfeeding in the club. She's breastfeeding the club. Dude, we have a nanny now in the green rooms. Breastfeeding in the club. For her kid or you? Yeah.

I'm blow's your nanny. Dude, she gave us, I tell you this, she gave us, she, um, I guess she was like, told me about this. I should tell the audiences, because it's kind of funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, I'm like, we're like, all curious because we never,

and we never really had a really, a real woman on tour with us like this. like with just like just leaking milk and just like just a badass woman. Keep talking. Okay. Keep going. Nope. Let's let him cook. So she's pumping her tits and shit.

Pumping her tits. Yep. Keep going. It's crazy. These machines are pretty amazing. It's like robocop. It's like you want to put your dick in it, didn't you? Shut up.

You did. What, the titty machine? Yeah. The titty machine. Never seen something sucks. Called a breast pump. A breast bump. Did you breastfeed as a child?

I don't know. My mom was old. My mom said I refused it. My mom didn't latch. It was 45. I said, that's not for me, actually. That's too connected. foreshadowing.

That's not for me. But she's like, we're all like kind of curious. She's like, well, you want to taste it? You want to taste the milk? And we're like, yeah, sure. So she put, she got a shot glass out and started putting a little breast milk in each one. It was just like, I guess you have to like open the valve or whatever. and you just do it.

And keep going, Dr. Fasco. We were all amazed by it. You know, we're fucking, we're just degenerate. We did, I've never, we'd never had kids before. I've never seen anything like that. So it was like just pumping out just a little bit, like just a little, um, can't wait to make this break out. And then, um, and then it went to Sam.

She's like, we ran out of a shock glass and Sam's like, oh, she's like, just in here, come Sam. And it fucked the valve open and squirted. fucking breast milk all over his face. It's like a movie, dude. It was the funniest. And Sam's like, oh, I just... No, he was like, no, okay, yeah, nice, yeah.

Like quagmarp. Yeah. Giggedy, giggity, yeah, yeah, that's cool. I see how that works. Cool, man, cool, cool, oh my God, that was so good. That was very interesting. Yeah, maybe I would do that again. It was very nutrients.

I got to get my same impression together. Cool, cool. I don't know, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that was awesome. I never tasted, and I thought it'd be tartar. It was really sweet. More tart. Have you ever tasted

Titty milk? Like I said, I refuse it as a child. You did. I refused then and I refused. You don't want, you didn't want. My mom said, I just would not do it. Damn, you're a real man. Just don't like connecting

with my mother in that way. You know, I'll see you at my high school graduation. That's actually the best joke. I've never heard on this whole point. That's the most I've ever seen you laugh in my entire life. I don't laugh that much, do I? No. Someone told me that the other day.

I don't know that. Like, you never laugh. That's why anytime I like, dude, anytime I make you genuinely laugh, I'm just like, I go to myself like, that's like winning an Academy Award, dude. Yeah, someone was like,

I never smile, I guess, either. You smile, but you definitely don't laugh. I mean, you have the, restless bitch face. Restless? Resting?

Resting. I like restless bitchfish face, actually. That kind of works better for me. But like, it's not as bad. It just turns on when there's strangers in the room. Like, when you're just us? What about this face?

I do this kind of. That's like you're stoked. I'm like thinking a little. You're stoked. You are these people. What are you about? How much money do you have? Quick break from the interview.

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know and like you turn into like a I love being told of it. Or like when girls show up to the house. I'm like on a date or something. Yeah, I'm nice to girls. You are. I'm way nicer to girls. It's like you just I don't let's size them up a little bit. What are you about? Where'd you go to college?

We all definitely didn't know if you liked us or not. Really? Yeah. When you first met me? Yeah. That's a thing. I didn't know. I honestly did not know if you liked me either. Honestly, like I met you, I think it was a serfs. It's not like a thing I'm trying to do. For sure.

I know. You just have an interesting perceivable wall that like we perceive. I think it's British. I think it's because I was ruined by British people. I agree 100%.

I also think like your childhood was like you didn't trust anybody. No breastfeeding. You're like, don't trust that thing. Maybe? Maybe. I don't know.

Fuck it. Like how many, did you have like just like two really good friends or did you have like 20 like mediocre friends? I had well some good friends. Kit Savoski obviously.

Of course. I had a lot of friends the neighborhood. I still have your number, bitch. The neighborhood crew. Yeah, but like, you wouldn't tell the neighborhood crew.

I don't like open up to people. No one knows my deep dark secrets. So I've killed where the bodies are. You put some lime in there? I don't poop. I don't like poop when Julie's home. Like one of those. I don't poop at work.

I had one 4 a.m. night with you where you're just, like, it was like, it just opened up. Everything opened up. But it still wasn't that open compared to other people. No, but it was like open enough like, did you keep going? I was like, don't talk about yourself.

Don't talk about yourself. Nick's finally talking. Because, well, it's like a thing. I've just, I've just been noticing this. People like, like, I couldn't tell. I thought you hated me at first. I'm like, no, I'm just, I don't suck everybody's dick right when I meet him, I guess. I don't know.

True. I don't know if that's the right word for it. But I just. You do suck some dicks. Oh, yeah. Like, not like super sucky, but like. If I respect you as a man. Yeah.

Like, some music. If you have a gun, if you're a great musician. You suck their dick that don't deserve dick sucking. There's a standard that I really enjoy. Like, damn, you really think that, dude? There's some badass musicians out there. Like who? I'm not saying.

Blupe it. I think some of those guys from, like, those pretentious jazz bands. But I know how much work they put into be as good if they are. Yeah. But they're kind of weird and mean people. I don't go get lunch with them. Oh, you just respect the heart. I just respect them professionally.

Oh, I'm like... Some of those people... No, no. I don't hang out with them. I don't know what your DMs look like. Hey, babe. Hey, snarky puppy. I don't ever talk to them.

I'm scared of them. What? They're really cool. No, I'm kidding. They're nice. I don't like... I was just saying that as an example. I never met snarky puppy.

I don't like DM guys. I don't know. Unless they're like... Sometimes a sax player, if they're ripping, I'll just like give them a fire emoji. When I'm drunk, I used to... I used to tweet at Kobe. What year?

That's another great joke. Man, Nick. Rocking today. I used to do that with celebs. Like, great game, man. I'm so sorry. You should have made that shot. Like, I never would ever do that.

I don't talk shit. I just pump them up. I'll just like, hey, man, I know that was a tough one. You'll get it next. I know they're not listening. Very rarely will I DM someone I don't know in real life.

I haven't met. It's been weird. Sometimes if it's like a comedian, we kind of met, I'll DM. If they have something hilarious, I'm like, that's fucking hilarious. It's been weird. People now mess to me on DMs, like, saying,

I know you'll never get this. What does that mean? Like, you'll never read this. They open it up with that. They don't have an expectation. It never been like that. It's never been like that. It's just the last like six months.

Well, you became super famous in the last six months somewhere. Have I? No. I think I'm just posting more content. Maybe that's it. Maybe that means, maybe that equals fame to people somewhere.

Or some unreachable. It does. Oh, this guy posts a lot. There's no way. gonna see my comment. This guy sucks. Isn't it weird? Dude,

social media has this guy. Fuck. I've had a cup, dude, ever since I posted that horror video. Oh,

that one girl too. I got your back, dude. Thank you. And it came from wrong trivia, too, which was even cooler. Oh, it did?

That's awesome. I was like, that's like your burner, that's like Kevin Durant's burner account. That's clearly me. All the videos are my face. Yeah, exactly.

Who is this? Who is the capital of Wendy? Oh, shit. I did that once by accident. What's a capital flavor town? Someone was talking. shit about me and I went into the podcast went into the podcast

user and started shooting him out so that that was you or something. One lady was like, this song, I'm so sick of this song. I was like, you're mad at a song, bitch. How good is your life?

Oh, dude, some of these people are just in my ass. It's good. You want some people to be. It's not as bad of a reaction I thought. I was really fucking hell of nervous like putting up this. God forbid a guy trying to fucking make

email for adults. Well, it's just like, and it's not even emo for adult. It's just, we all grew up with that, my generation grew up with that music. So I'm writing music for the people that listen to my music. God forbid a guy making emo has people over 30 at his show. Thanks, Nick. Yeah, let me do this. What are some of the emo song concepts you have?

I haven't heard this. I wrote a, okay, so. The horror? This is what I'm doing. Hold, please. shit, Nick. You're on fucking fire today. So I should, yeah, I guess I should

talk about what I'm doing. Okay. Yeah, remember you're like, we have to talk about this. Yeah, we have to. My man, you should talk about it. But do it, we only have 15 minutes. I don't know. Fuck it.

We'll tell the other interviewer to, we'll be late. This is our show, okay? You come on and we want you to come on. So, what do you think? think about this idea, Neil? I want to guess more things. Anyway, go back to your...

Instead of making a record, I'm going to put out a song once a month for 16 months. Okay. And I'm just not... I'm not going to push it as... I think it's so annoying when bands say,

oh, we got a new record. It's coming out in four and a half months. And you have to, like, slow dick this thing. Remember it. When people don't have the... attention span. It's not Spider-Man 3. For the fourth time. But then you put out the record and it's lackadaisal.

People love it for three weeks. And then you worked on this whole campaign. Why don't you just put out a song a month and put it on a playlist. And then you can miss and match the playlist with how those songs feel with the thing for the archival stuff. No, that's great because that draws connection to other music that's out there. The playlist thing is huge. And people don't have the time span

to listen to 12 songs anymore Yeah totally I mean you know When we did the Dopapod double record Unless they want to That's also cool That was our plan Because we had done

The management advised Here's the rollout Here's the one single Every month for three months And then you just think And then it just was like You know Well they're just

It's a little old model Like for sure that worked Before the current internet You know But now I think Oscillate you know Like you can have an album That's like

Here's a collection of songs But like Our big double album was like a, you know, a collection of, it was like a song. The whole thing was a piece. Like, we tried to make it like one piece. That's why it was like one big song when you drop it all at once. And that's shock value. I mean, when King Giz is releasing seven albums in a year and every single one of those was,

boom, new album today. Yeah, I mean, that's why I respect the Goose model, too. It's like they're putting out two records, almost three records a year. Yeah, I think they recorded like a, they have like a bunch recorders. Sometimes I wonder, yeah, or just like, they'll just go in the studio for a week and just whatever happens. Sometimes I wonder how much this matter all this stuff matters.

I mean, it's like, does people like your shit or not? I don't know. I don't know. I think it's also. Nobody guys are right, but I'm just wondering, you know?

No, I don't think it does. You're totally right. Like, yeah, yeah, everyone is listening to just the older music. I think Taylor Swift could just put out like 27 songs tomorrow on people, you know. You just have to, what I liked about the Giz thing is just keep moving forward.

Like next. That's what I'm thinking. Everyone's done for you. It's a lottery ticket. We hated our albums by the time it was really. least after doing all this roll out shit. Because you make the record a year and a half later. And then you,

then like you're talking about marketing a year after you make a record when you're always like kind of over it. Like we, it should be, we should consider the music and get like working hard at it and finishing it. But when it's finished, get that bitch out. Yeah. Don't hold on to shit. That's where we're right now.

And it's because there's like a time in your timeline as the artist where it's like, you're a young artist that nobody knows about, just put that shit out there. Like, Photon, we're in discovery. That's one thing I don't think matters is like what day you put shit out. I really don't think that matters. Either people are going to listen to it or not.

I just filled our YouTube with content so that when people look us up, because that's what they're doing. Nobody knows who we are right now. So they're like, oh, I heard of this bin. Let me check it out. Oh, there's a bunch of shit on here. It's not like, we've just released a new video.

It's like, no one is there to care. I mean, that's why I basically I'm doing these Blitz marketing campaigns just for four days is like I know it might be annoying to some people when it's happening

but after the weekend you have 20 videos for people who are catching up on shit or just getting to know your band yeah yeah yeah

I think it's I don't know it's I feel like it's working the whole order I get campaign are working how many of the 16 are done

um they're all done oh they're all good and I've And I've made videos for... I've made 40 videos so far. It's going to be weird by the time you put out the last one. It's going to feel like a...

Do you... Are you doing that, though? Are you putting them out? I am. Are you pressing those buttons? I am. Waking up at 6 a.m. a post. You should...

One, you can schedule those, and two, you should hire somebody else because of that way... Well, I hire Jack, but sometimes Jack fucks up, so I got to... Well, hire me. I don't ever fuck up. Anyway, I've got to post some reels. I've been doing schedule a post, but also it's like, you have to, like... In the comment.

But also, like, I'm doing it this way, too, so I'm not stuck on 16 songs. Like, I can write a song in six months that I think is better than the other songs I wrote. And I can just put it in the circuit. Totally, yeah. So, like, yeah, that's cool. I could, I'm kind of just making it so I'm a little more free. Yeah, definitely. You know, and like, I'm done signing these record deals.

Like, even elevators, dude, when we said, we talked to him. He said, no to Atlantic deal. And those guys are fucking big. I got to get it, though. They could have got the fucking blank check. They said, fuck this. But also with it. But with Atlantic, it's like they take whatever amount and then look what?

You sell like 10,000 more than you would have sold or something? Well, that's the problem. Like, you say it was right. Like, what do record labels actually fucking do in 2020? Take half your money. Yeah, they're a bank with a high interest rate. It's literally a bank. You might as well fucking just get a loan from someone or get a loan from a fucking bank with a 10% interest rate.

And it's a way cheaper. I don't know who set up this whole model, but it's a bank with the interest rates. I don't know who said it. Well, it used to be good when. Made sense. When an outlet and media outlet was just one thing. Rolling Stone, blah, blah, blah, radio. But now everyone has an outlet, like a media service.

But there's also way less seats at the table. Yeah, true. I don't know. Who gives a shit? There's more people trying to sit. I make instrumental. So do you think that's a good idea? One song of a mile.

Who cares? I know I'm going to be fucking annoying. You could even release another entire album in that time. Well, that's what I'm doing. You do whatever the hell you want. I wrote two records. I wrote a like rock, rock, pop record that has like 11 songs on them. And then I wrote this Nashville.

record that's like it's not really country but it's like alt americana yeah and every other month i'm going to put out a song from each record it's cool to engage all this stuff with like current fans but also think about future fans there's a million bands i've never heard of that are gigantic and when i go to look at them they'll be like oh cool i've never heard this album but i didn't know that they released it 16 songs over a month over 16 months i do like the deep that's a cool thing for them now but you'll have the content out you know i realize that's now how i'm getting i feel like i'm getting old. I didn't know anyone on that Coachella list. I knew

a bunch of them. You did? I'd stay up on the Times. I didn't. I watched the whole stream. And then I watched some, and I looked up the rock bands and some of these guys got like two million followers, three million followers. Geese was rocking. But like that band, 1975. Oh, they're huge. Great songs. Matt Healy? That dude writes great songs.

They have a little coto vibe to him a little bit. Yeah. And he writes great. I was like, I deep died into his shit. You know who the drummer in that band's married to? Who? Hiller Duff. No, that's a... the one guy. Oh yeah, fucking Vince's buddy. Winniquette a bowling league guy. Tom Akuna or whatever. He's married to Charlie

X-DX. Wow. Fun trivia bit. I love her. Damn, that's a hot couple. I am so brat. You like her? Dude, she fucking slaps, dude. I didn't really listen to her music. She's like cool. She's like one of those like pop girls, but she has a little edge to her. Like, she definitely like might have the bag on her. You know what I mean? Yeah, she feels like she's got a

fucking, she might have the bag on it. She's like got a little fucking, I saw their wedding. It was like, they had some guys. DJing at like 6th the morning on like some island it was like they were partying dude yeah she definitely has like the most edge you know her and Taylor had like a little out of those pop stars she does do you think yeah out of those guys who do you think parties so do you think her

Sabrina carpenter or he's so they did I don't think Sabrina did I think she got famous too young to get into partying mm-hmm who else um out of the girls Lana del Rey seems like she's had her time in the sun do a leapa parties fuck she is she is she's kind of my favorite of those she is the badass you like duolipa

yeah oh my least favorite of those pop girls. She's so cool. Probably Olivia Rodriguez. It's a little too dupinol. She's a little young. Yeah, I may be creepy if I was into Olivia Rodriguez. I love Haley Williams. She's a pop girl. I think so... I think she is. She's like what everyone wanted to be. She's like becoming a pop girl. She's

so fucking cool. She made a solo record. It's fire. Oh, God. Yeah, I watched a lot of the Coachella. I watched Subtronics. I watched Bieber. I like the Bieber set. It was cool. I did too. People were bitching about it. Yeah? People all bitched about everything. People, yeah. They're like...

I heard more. I heard more. I heard more compliments than bitches. That's such a sick move, dude. No production, $10 million in your pocket. No, it's also, it's,

no, it's the culture. It's that, it's the live stream culture he's approaching. It's so smart. I realized, I did a deep dive on B over too. I'm like,

the homie has like a 24-hour stream or like he has a stream. He's like one of the Kai Sinettes. He's gonna be rich. This guy, it was a weird. He was some weird shit. More respect for his fucking Haley B,

she's badass Harry Baldwin Haley Baldwin yeah she runs a business She's bad at the phone you know which Baldwin is her dad Not the one who shot someone in the face The most famous one He's starting to pop we I'm trying to get him on the podcast He's starting to pop up on weird podcast He went on Adam Freeland

I love that guy He was acquitted of all things But I don't think he even went to trial actually But uh Stevens her dad the one from Biodome He's kind of the Republican one Um Okay I got to see

There was one thing that was pissing me off And it kind of mirrored the Oscar thing with sinners and battle after another. It's like a lot of people that are complaining about this shit, like go to one concert every three years, don't really listen to music. And same thing with the Oscar sing. They don't really watch movies.

So they have to like fucking sound off on the shit. It's like you don't even listen to music really like that. They're just calling him lazy. They're like, oh, if a woman did this, well, he's been famous for 20 years. Taylor Swift could for sure stand up there and just sing her songs. But like Sabrina Carpenter can't do that yet. She's only 25.

And also she doesn't want to do that. She doesn't have to. I think she's 30. I think she's 26 or 27. I don't know. Who gives a fuck? But it was pretty crazy to see. Her show was also incredible.

You know, I also had to, I was, like, thinking, like, if a woman just did that, I think she gave more ridicule. She would, depending on the woman. Like, she had to, like, work her ass off. Dude, that show was extravagant and excellent. Yeah, but, like, the thing is, like, it just depends on the woman. Like, you know. You have to be a, if a woman at, Bieber's just so famous. People don't really grasp how famous.

I didn't realize how famous. Yeah. I forgot it. Then I, like, started looking at. be famous. He's been famous as he's like 10. I was like, would you want to get famous? He looks so stressed out and sad all the time. Yeah, probably. That is true.

He's getting kind of weirdly religious. They all do. Yeah. They all get, they all start. That's kind of like Michael Jackson though when you're like kid famous. God's phone. You have no real life. No God. I would probably think there's a God too if I got $300 million for singing songs. Thanks and facts. I'm like, there must be a God. There's a fucking way. I didn't earn this.

Who do you think is the best, most well-adjusted child star? That's a good question. You're never going to hear about them, that's for sure. I think... But they're so famous, you know what I mean? I have a good one in mind. Hold on. I have a good one, too.

Let me think. Like... And they can have a time where they weren't well-adjusted. It doesn't have to be the whole time. Like right now. What's her name? Who played Hannah Montana? Marley Cyrus.

You think she's doing all right? like she is. I have a... I think McCauley Calkin is in the realm right now. I like that. He's really handled that shit really well. He's like, not a normal guy. Did you see his Hollywood star, Walk of Fame speech? Hillary Duff. Hillary Duff? Really good one.

She's like turning to this like elegant... Yeah. Fucking woman. She just put an album out. Yeah, she's still fucking hot. She's married to... She got booty, dude. I was like... She's Latina.

She's Latina. Who she married to? That dude. That guy. Oh, that's her. Yeah. The one-necabole. I kind of like... his online presence.

It's pretty... He'll like do his songs, you know, he's kind of like got like a sort of a high-pitched voice and he's like, kind of, you know, he's an L.A. boy, he's not like... He's in the Dawes world. So he's like, want to be like, you know,

hardcore, like, you know, like conservative, douchebag guys. Like, this is white socks, baggy jeans. Yeah, but he'll like... Pencil mustache. He'll like go after him when they'll go after him. Oh, really?

Yeah, they'll be like, this is fucking, you know, they'll call it gay or whatever. And then he's like, Fuck you. It's also like, I'm sleeping with Hillary Duff, dude. Shut the fuck up. I got a great life. And he's like,

he writes a shit ton of hits. For big, like, ADM artists. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I guess I'm a loser. Yeah. Hold on, Hillary Duff is like,

yeah, some of these fucking disco biscuit fans are fucking deep in my fucking DMs. Like, just like, just talking shit. About what? And I'm just getting more successful in that I don't deserve it and like all this hate or shit from the biscuits.

I mean, I agree, but that's still. I'm like, who you listen to? No, I'd look at the, thing, Biscuit Life.

Yeah. I mean, they're right, but that's so mean. I worked hard for this. I'm kidding. No, I'm saying that to myself. Like, when I look at those things,

like, you can make fun of me. I don't give a fuck. You're my best friend. Like, this is what we're supposed to do. But like a random dude who's just like pissed that you're seeing more videos of me right now because I'm making an effort.

Like, fuck you. That's his algorithm anyway. Player hater. Yeah, why you, why you, and then I look into it. You're following. follow me, bro. It's like what I said to that one lady.

You're following me. That's what I said to that one lady. She's like, I'm so sick of this song. It's like, it's well, you keep seeing it for a reason. You need this. You want this. But like, I'll go into their, you know, I'm like, I got to just, I don't care. I mean, I talk to my business therapist, uh, guy who's,

business therapist. I do hypnotherapy with this guy. He's like, basically, he's cleaning house, man. I would love to see you guys. I'm fired. I'm like, I'm, I'm cleaning house right now. And I feel. I challenge a hypnotherapy.

Yeah, I think it is. It was. Like, I was just, like, always just trying to, I was trying to not be myself or be ashamed of who I was as a kid. Like, I used to be ashamed for being a slut when I was a kid. I'm like, that was just who I am. I'm like, I'm not really a slut anymore. I don't know if it's my choice, maybe because I'm just getting ugly. Most people who can be sluts are slots.

It's like pretty much how much of a slut can you be? I'm just getting older. I'm like, that doesn't, I rather just like, I don't know, instead of like having a one-night standing. I'd rather just like... Three nights stand. I don't even do that anymore, man. I'm like so content with just being single and just working now.

Go ahead. Dude, I did have to go puff a plan B. Girl, you're crazy. I said it at 7-Eleven. I didn't want to leave the house. I don't trust a 7-Eleven plan B. I want the... That's going to do something else.

I was like... I was like, I'm like, we could grab a hot dog. I've been hooked up with the same girl for a little bit. And I accidentally... Oopsie. Oopsied. And I forgot I... I ordered the plan B...

Boo Boop Boop Boop. And C.V.S. knocks on my door at 9 a.m. Here's your pill, sir. Did she answer the door? No, I answer the door. And she's like, you're fucking so stupid. I'm on birth control.

Not really. It's actually... Oh, my God. You didn't even ask. I didn't ask. I don't know. There's a better say... Did you not inform her of the oopsie until that moment?

I did, but also like, I don't know, I'm having trouble getting hard. Better safe than- CBS has something for that, too, I'm sure. Go-Po. I'm like, I don't want to admit that I need like a rectal. A rectal? You know, or whatever. What do they call that?

Erectile. Erectile thing. Here's a thing. Okay. Better safe than experience the one thing that brings you joy in this world, which is having a child. I just listened to Alec Crawl fucking talk with that child yelling. I was like, no, I'm going.

If I can spend $60 to avoid purpose and meaning in my life, I'm going to do that. Right. But, yeah. That's actually, I'll clap to that too. Wow, what a fucking show or having.

I mean, this is a really good show. Let's get some more shit. But do you think, like, I should be ashamed that I have to take, like, a pill like that? The fact that it exists so widely is, you know, you're not alone. There's a reason there's 400 commercials an hour.

Everybody. everybody. Let me ask me. Ain't nobody getting hard, bro. Matt, you're on the podcast. Well, that was fast. My podcast. Hey, Matt, do you think it's wrong? Do you think I should feel ashamed that I can't get hard that hot much anymore?

15%. I don't know how to answer that question. Do you think it's, I'll be, that's what I mean. Do you think I, you think I should feel shameful that I have to take a, like a Viagra pill or whatever now to have sex? No. No? How would you be ashamed? I don't know.

I feel like I'm 38. I feel like that happens for older people. Maybe because I parted so much. Keep doing that. I lived a life. I lived a life. And I think my dick is tired. Two-thirds life crisis, remember.

I mean, sounds like more than that's tired. But you're talking about, it's my manager on the phone. I mean, athletes take performance-enhancing drugs sometimes. So you're taking a performance-enhancing drug. even at your younger age. So I'm taking a steroid for my dick.

That's what you're saying. Yeah, you've got to be competitive. You have to be competitive. Remember when I said you? Honestly, this is why you're my manager. I've got to clap to this. Thanks, man. You're not just my business.

I want you to know this. You're not just run my business. You're my friend. I want you to know that. I love you too. What can I help you with today? Got a union penis. Things that we can't talk about on the podcast.

All right, fine. Give us one. Give us one. Give me one. Give me one thing. We could tell the fans. No. Nope.

Not going to happen. It's all bad news. Come on. Make a lie up. But I'm not getting sued or anything, right? No hesitation. Don't say that. My fans will all sue. I'm suing you, actually.

You're not getting sued. All is good. It's just business. I'm suitor. you for $6,000. I told the, I told the, I told the fans about us, how our roll out plan once a month a song. I think it's a good idea. Do you think it's a good idea?

I mean, they're about to just get bombarded with a lot of music and a lot of videos. So I guess you're going to prep those people. So they're like aware. I'm talking about is the plan good? Oh, I missed that part. I think the plan is epic. Okay, cool. Beat him over the head.

let's do it yeah man hit them in the head I'll call you I got we got one interview everyone's already everyone's already texting me that they see the videos they love the plan they love the row off

I have not one before what with all the industry people are saying that we'll have a good marketing compliment see we're ahead of our time they should start just we should just do a TED talk a Theodore speech This is basically a TED talk

A theater speech Don't you own it Don't you own a TED talk like it's called a world saving podcast. Yes, it is. All right. Also, I'm getting a vasectomy. You want to give vasectomies together?

Do they do that? Is there like... I'm trying to do like a three-for-one. Like a couples massage? Hey, Bo, you're in two, right? Dese are there. All right, see, we got four people getting vasectomies. There's got to be a discount for them.

I just try to have a phone call with Allie on the... I tried to have a phone call with Allie on the podcast, and there was just screaming children. It sounds like she was at a bull phone. Like it was like that movie. It was like that leather face movie. Running of the Bulls. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. I'll call you later. Children are a plague on society. Matt's a good dude. There's nothing worse than the laughter of children. Matt is a good dude. I like him.

Okay. We got to go do this interview. Co-rook? Corrook, yeah. I don't know anything about her. Them. I don't know anything about them. Let's use this as the intro.

whole episode. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to talk about a wreck file. I think we should just ask them about like what it's like going viral. Yeah. Okay, cool. Any closing words? This was a great episode, guys.

I'm really proud of this one. Neil, I got to admit, Neil did good today. What do you think? I saw a minus. Thanks. I tucked in. You tucked in. A minus.

You tucked in. I didn't feel like I had to. A minus is really good. I thought A minus is, you giving him an A minus? I don't give a or a. Yeah, this guy's not given an A. Just because I want to say. an amazing rating.

I want to save that. I want to save it at A plus for, you know what I mean? I don't know if I'll ever get there and I'm fine if I don't. This A minus is huge. All right, guys, we're going to Mexico. I give myself a B. Hold on. Should we get matching those flour?

Is that Hawaii? It's Hawaii. Dumbuck. Okay. Never mind. We didn't say the F word. We get ponchos though with a little. I can't wait to make a clip of that breast milk thing.

Why? Was it? Was it sounding like an idiot? Funny story. No, it's going to be a great breakout. Which is a funny story. All right, cool. All right, guys.

be safe out there. I love you. I know this shit's going, it's going crazy right now. Everyone's stressed out. I have a single out too. Oh, yeah. Nick, well, Nick, tell me about your single. It's called Red and Brown. It's instrumental. It's about nothing and it has no purpose.

Go check it out. It's fun. It's three minutes. Who's on it? Me and Drew and this bass player, Tyler, from North Carolina. I heard we have to get a stunt cock for you for Levin Pavilion. I did the drums. Yeah, you can't... Yeah, you can't...

Fucking bullshit. We got Isaac Teal. You're going to a wedding? Yeah, he's going to a wedding. Isaac Teal's gonna be sick. He's a pretty good sub. Going to the British Isles. Oh yeah, we got a lot of shows coming up, people.

By the way, Leavitt. Isle 7. We've already reserved 5,500 tickets, which is fucking awesome. Thank you, Denver. There's only 1,300 tickets left. They're free. They're free.

It's a free concert, but they're only... They're capping it at 7,000 people. guys. Let's get a free out. But also we have a VIP where we have Little Arthur's catering. Oh, I love Little Arthur. Yum, yum. Dude, yummy. Little Arthur's catering. A hundred people. Free to get in. 40 bucks if you want to leave.

Yeah, yeah. And Little Arthur's is the best. It's the best. It's my favorite. I went there with Benny Bloom, like, in Denver. It's going to be better than the grill we tried to set up last year. Oh, yeah. Remember Tommy brought the grill? They wouldn't let us. Yeah, they ran out. What do you do? I'm like, we're cooking hot dogs on stage. Tommy just gets ideas. And you're just like, sure.

Yeah, what am I going to do? Tell Tommy no, he's like a baby. That's that Asperger's kicking in. He sleeps in a crib. That Asperger goes a little wild every now. He sleeps in a crib? I'm just kidding. I got it, we got to go.

Some guy says, for all the shit talk, you talk about bands, your music sure is kids pop, which I thought was a good. That's a pretty good insult, actually. That's a pretty good insult. Shout out to that guy. That's a good one. If you're going to fucking be mean, at least be funny. Yeah, at least be funny. That's a good insult.

I'm like, you follow me, bitch. Follow me, follow me, follow me. And he's like, not anymore. And he unfollowed me. Damn, shout out to that guy. Yeah, he still is. Was that in the DMs? He was, no, he did it publicly.

Even more badass. Kind of respect it. Now I want him to, now you like want him to follow you because you respect him. Yeah. Who's this guy? All right, we got to do. We got to go. Goodbye.

Goodbye. We'll see you next week with Steve Earl, which was a good one. Bye.