Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - Holiday Special w/ Todd Glass and Friends (EP 350)

Episode Date: December 23, 2025

This two-hour holiday special of Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast is a chaotic, honest, and hilarious end-of-year hang featuring deep laughs, uncomfortable truths, tour stories, and zero polish, exactly how this podcast is meant to be experienced. The episode includes extended conversations with Todd Glass, touching on stand-up comedy, mental health, creative burnout, vulnerability, and why embracing absurdity might be the only sane response to the world right now. Todd's segments are so funny you can hardly believe him, but this is far from a one-guest show. Andy Frasco and the crew also bounce through music industry chaos, life on the road, friendships, holiday stress, personal growth, and what they are thankful for this holiday season. It's a blending of comedy podcast energy with music-scene honesty and classic World Saving Podcast derailments. This episode is perfect for long drives home for the holidays, flights, late-night listening, or post-holiday decompression. 

Hold on. Opening up your show, isn't it? It's the opening of the show. Is this your new music? This is our new music. I like it. Seems a little... Ladies and gentlemen, the once a year special, that is.

The Todd Glass Holiday Special, ladies of gentlemen. We're here. How can I know we did... What's up, Todd? I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but first of all, hello. Hi. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving.

And I'm happy to be here, and we're in a good vibe. We're hanging out at my house, and we just came. in from sitting around the fire for about an hour and a half. Yeah. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. Is that what you asked me? Yeah.

Okay, cool. Thanks. So what's your take on January 6th? Come on. I told him around the fire, but I go, don't. Let's just have fun. But why? Did something happen?

So we do this every year. We have some new friends tonight. You want to introduce the party and I'll introduce my friends? I hate introducing people. people. Well, that's Sean. Hi, Sean. Sean, I know through Chad Maxwell, who helps me with TikTok and Instagram.

Okay. I think people want to know how you met somebody, right? Sean, what you? Thank you. Yeah, yeah. So through Chad Maxwell, I've met a lot of his friends that, you know, he's friends with. And that's how I met Sean. So, by the way, right now, let's paint the scene.

Every year we go to Todd's house. We walk in. He lights the fire. we do this tradition where it's you know it's the anti-holiday extravagance where we take mushrooms or whatever else we're taking and we have a party

we have Nick here we have the this is going to be extravaganza as we get higher we're not making there's no video for this episode can I tell you something? It's only audio because I feel like when there's video everyone gets a little insecure when they're on drugs yeah can I can I say something? Yeah it's much more

sometimes you're like It's much more relaxing sometimes. It's much more relaxing sometimes. But, you know, you remind me that it's important to paint the picture. You move so quick. And then that's it. That's who. Oh, and Doloff, of course, is here.

And our co-host, Nick Gerloff, of course, is here. Flew out from L.A. To L.A. I flew here. I was trying to think today. Nick, I thought, you've never been here, right? Not to your house, no. No.

But always good to have Nick around. He's very funny tonight. He is. He's been on five. He's prepared. He got good laughs. out of me tonight. The ones where I go, puss. He looked himself in the mirror and said, I'm that dude.

And then he walked into your house. It's all about timing. It's all about timing. You get it. But let's paint the picture also. So for me around the holidays, I like Christmas and I like to get ready for it. I put my tree up like two days before Thanksgiving. Because one Thanksgiving over, I want to start Christmas. So I have a few pumpkins out there because this is still,

even though my house is pretty much 90% Christmas. I left some pumpkins on the table because we want. wanted this to have a Thanksgiving-esque-esque. Right. You normally don't do that. Right when Thanksgiving's over, you're fucking done with the holiday. No, because we do this. I'm happy to keep, you know, I keep a little bit out in the corner of my backyard. You saw.

But I wanted to make it really easy. No one's eating them yet. I'm really worried about these things. I've had my own. No one cares. No one. No, you'll be hungry later, you motherfuckers. And you know what?

You're not getting pizza until they're all gone. No, no. Yeah. You heard me. You heard me. I tell people what I made? Yes. I don't think it's that, you know, you have to be hungry.

It's no matter how good it is. But I just wanted to be easy. So I took, like, crackers, like, you know, big crackers. I went and got, like, big crackers. And then I put, like, stuffing, piece of turkey, you know, maybe a piece of sweet potato. And then some, some, and I made, like, 30 of them. So they're, like, Thanksgiving little, you know, what would you call that? Stuffed crackers.

Coochee ma. A, Gucci, eh, watch your mouth. Watch your mouth. So anyway, that's waiting to be eaten. But guess what? I'm not even craving that right now. Last night, I had this idea to do this. Then I ate so much thanks.

Somebody brought me a plate of Thanksgiving. I was already to go to bed. They brought me this plate. They dropped it off at my house. I ate it all. And then I went, I don't want to fucking eat turkey. So the whole idea of those crackers in there, be honest, it's making me sick. Todd, this is the first bad.

This is what we keep putting ourselves in every year we do this. is we prepare the fucking food and we take drugs and no one eats the goddamn food. It just fucking sits there. Can I tell you? It doesn't even matter. No, no, now that I... This time, we didn't do a full spread. He kept it simple.

At least I just have... We'll eat that later. I could eat. We will. We'll snack on it. If people eat six of them, it's good. And if no one eats any of them, that's okay too. So, but a hello.

I might call my memoir that. I could eat. What could you call it? I could eat. I could eat. The Nicholas Sherlock story. I could always eat. eat. I've never seen this man eat

ever in my life. Who? He doesn't eat in front of people. I don't exist. Do you have people like that who don't eat in front of people? I've eaten him. We've gone up to dinner. I know, but you're kind of, you're weird. You like scarf it down. I don't want anyone to fucking see it. Oh, my parents are divorced. Oh my God.

You hear it out there? Wow, man. Seven degrees in L.A. just thunderstorming. Yeah. Sounds like a Midwest. Don't be rude. It's thundering. Trust me. Well, this is a perfect time. While it's thundering and I want to go through why what are people grateful for out of here?

Oh, I like that. Let's start with our guests. Sean, who are you on Instagram and TikTok? No, say that first. Hey, this guy won't give you the opportunity. I know I'm by my mouth for you. I don't want to make it negative. I don't like negative bits.

You're not doing that. I don't even like that. But I think you should throw it in here. Yeah, I was really grateful for Internet comedy. See, this guy knows where his bread and butter is. Yeah. Yes. What did I say wrong?

I think I complimented everybody. I'm very complimentary. Who's that? Is that Murphy? So what do you thankful for, Sean? I don't know. Oh, God. I probably like, the first thing that just came to mind was...

Do you want some more mushrooms? I don't know why. Buses? That's nice. I recently crashed my car and had to do. use the bus and I was like thankfully that's an option you know you're right you know it's Sean is that for real you crashed your car what you crashed your car yeah hold on tell us this what happened why you taking the bus uh because I was eating Taco Bell while driving

are you fucking serious I had another car it's not great hold on what you got wow I didn't know about this what you order what's your Taco Bell order what I was going to say the auto body shop that I were tried to repair it at they texted me yesterday and said thanks for being a part of the family that makes you feel better right? Where do these people get these ideas?

That's not helping anything. That adage of we call it family. Did you did any research at all to find out doesn't do shit? You're still holding on to that? We're at the target we're team members. Yeah, the type of team where somebody scrubs the shit out of the toilet and the other team member

doesn't. So there's, you know, I don't know what that It's not a family I want to be a part of. Okay, so when did you know you fucked up when mid Taco Bell fucking Taco. How fast were you going? I'll be honest. Like, not fast, luckily. Yeah, what happened? Tell us.

Yeah, I was in the second most right lane. And I like how, you know, they're actually, there's a court case right now, you know, but I'd love to. I'll be honest. I immediately. No, but I'll be honest. There's a court case. We didn't say your last name. No, we'll bleep your.

name out. It's actually fine. I mean, I didn't. No, let him get out of. Yeah. Maybe it should don't hear it. I hope they find him. The guy did literally like even the other guy was surprised like, oh, you're not supposed to say that because I immediately was like, no, it is my fault. Oh, yeah. You know, I was like, I was eating Taco Bell back in. Hey, the way I look at it, the way I look at it, Sean, and I don't mean to sound like a honest and beautiful. Look, I look at It's Taco Bell's fault You could sue those fuckers Tell you're reading the meat of

You're reading the nutritional facts Hold on, did you cry when you hit him? Do you honestly no I was like I just remember spinning around And like I was like fuck Oh it was that bad I was but it was like

I felt like an undramatic spin Like it was like As I was spinning I was like huh Yeah I felt like time really slowed for a second Oh my My God, did you feel like, did you know you hit him?

Like, or did you like, when times, did you try to get out of the way? Was he nice? Sorry, one question at a time. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead, Andy. Did he try, hold on. So, like, there's a lot of questions here. I just love him interrupting.

With, was he nice? Was he nice? Well, that's important. It's so funny. How do you know he's nice, Todd? Wait a second. That's not a bad question at all. Okay.

It was funny, all right? I'm not going to engage if no matter what I say, you guys don't go. All right. I'm not going to, I'll waste any energy. If this is going to alter. But it's not a weird question. As a matter of fact, this is funny, the timing of it. This is why I, it's funny.

It can be funny. Yeah, yeah. And also, uh, well, who cares? No, no, no, no. Explain why you want to ask of these nice. I think it's a question people ask all the time. Maybe the word nice was the weird word, but I think the sentiment of it was something whenever there's an accident.

You go, how was the other person? Right. You know, sometimes you get people that, no, they were really cool. I just thought it was funny, too. They were really cool. It can be funny too. Yeah, yeah.

That's right. I didn't like the way Andy dealt with. No, why don't want to do it? You always do it. I do always do it. I always do it. You always throw it back. Comedically, and I'm not going to do it tonight.

No, no. Nothing but love for you. But you know what it's, because you're unfucking. No. But for real, for you to start doing this now means you, you are,

you feel like you're close with me. Thank you. That's what I've been trying to say. God. Back to the Taco Bell orders. Also, by the way, I don't want to. So you Baja blasted another car on the highway.

I said weird. The first thing that came to mind was buses. That was pure. All right. Keep on. Keep on much more. Taco Bell. That I'm grateful for right now.

But yeah. What are you grateful for? Don't try to. It was buses, truly. I don't want to take it. away from that. I do want to say it wasn't to get into this story. I wasn't like, can I tell you something?

I'm not trying to overuse this, but I think you'll agree that it could use it. But I think buses are such a great, underappreciated thing. The fact that buses even exist. And you're right. You're right. In a time and need,

the bus was there for you. Right? Right. No, you're actually 100% right. And now, ladies gentlemen, Todd's going to sing a song about a bus. No, I'm not. We're going to talk about buses, bus drivers, bus culture. There is a culture. There is a culture.

Okay, what's the culture to buses? I took 188 buses last year, and I just wrote a book called Me and My Bus. All right, that bit's over. So what do you think? His poor man is having a heart attack about that. He said he's thankful for buses. He's in a lawsuit with a fucking person. He doesn't look nervous.

He doesn't look nervous. I was honest for a moment that I did forget. I was like fully immersed into bus culture. It is nice. Boss culture. I was like, what the fuck is a courtroom? They don't have that in bus culture, man. They don't have.

Things are settled in a much more direct way. There's no paperwork involved in bus culture. Can't buses be nice? Anyway, that's for another show. Everything I say is for another show. Yeah, I was. That's for another show. I appreciate them.

They are the clearest. They aren't. No. I would clean it. I would bring on a hot rag and a tea. A broom. And a tea kettle. And I would fucking wipe down every seat somehow.

I wouldn't let anyone know I was doing it. It's every 15 minutes you just hear some music. And then Todd Glass walks into the bus and just fucking mops it. You're like, the rookie guy next year. You're like, oh, no, you're going to love this. He's walking in with the hot rag. No, this is a good thing. He always does the same thing.

Knox like no one's in here. Just fucking brush it. Speaking of hot rags, can I tell you this? My aunt's in town. And, no, speaking of hot rags, sometimes, you know, I'll do, like, take a washcloth, I think you guys know, and then I'll pour hot water on it. Just for no reason at all.

And our face. Just put it on our face. Like British Airways. We are going to do one. We're going to do one. British Airways. We're going to do one tonight. I have, matter of fact, I made sure that I had enough washcloths to do it.

We should do it mid-pot. Well, we could do it right on here. I could bring them on, and we could do it live. I would love it. But they're already ready to go. but anyway, nevertheless, what am I talking about? Hot rags and why? Oh, yeah.

So speaking of hot, what? Hot rags and why you brought up hot rags? I did bring them up for a reason. But now I can't remember. No, come on, how could I forget? Hot rags. Okay, hot tass. Oh, oh, this is, speaking of hot rags, here it is.

I had to clean it up so you know what made me think of it. I said, speaking of hot rags, because we were talking about hot rags. on the bus. I could clean it. I went speaking on hot rags and here we are. Damn it, I'm sorry. Here we are. Is that your drum set? So sometimes... That is where we're out. That is where we're at. Now I'll continue.

Thank you, Sean. Thank you, Sean. So that's where we're at. We are. And here's where I would say. So every time I do a hot washcloth, you know, just by myself, sometimes I'll do one. After I'm done, I go, oh, Murphy, now I have one for you, a brand new one. But it's really just mine. Murphy's his cat for reference. Yeah, Murphy's a cat. But I always say it.

I go, Murphy, now I have one for you. It's a brand new one. And then I'm like, and he's like, thank you. Is it warm, though, after you use it? It's still warm. It's still warm. He loves.

Lying to my dog. Like, he's going to know that it's a lot. Right. So, Sean, what are you thankful for? He said buses. I like being. Buses and big tits. That's what he told me off the podcast.

I don't want to be an answer. If buses hypothetically had Todd Glass showing up. every once in a while and cleaning it too. I would be thankful for that. I got to go back to this accident because I'm very fascinating about this. You're eating Taco Bell. You must have been embarrassed. You're already like getting Taco Bell.

You're eating in your car. Like what, go go play by play on this thing. It was, I think I had chips. Yeah, I do remember chips flying in the air. Oh my God. This is getting worse. By the way, Andy's an attorney. It was like a Homer Simpson car-R-R-Centain.

it's nacho cheese, it's thicker. Okay. But yeah, the chips were everywhere. Okay, so you hit the car. You're circle. And I spin around and I do like, I, uh, you know what? If I sounded dramatic earlier, I didn't complete the spin.

It was more like 180 degrees. It was a semi-circle where I just kind of flipped around and I was like, oh, there's the other side of the road. This is usually in my reverse, but now I'm looking at it. It was crazy. Where's my burrito? What is it? It's a little more mushroom.

Look, I can't handle a lot more. I know. Sorry for interrupting you. Let me be the doctor on this. Listen, um... Just eat it. I ate just for the chocolate. We don't know what happened.

Did he do it? Anything besides buses? Um... Yeah, no, and I'm not fucking out. I am thankful for, you know, the people in my life, too. Definitely. I don't want to put them after busing, but... And talk...

Shut up. Shut up. You don't have to say me. Don't be stupid. Well, you all under the umbrella of people in my life. No, stop. Stop. If someone that would be underneath that umbrella would be Todd Glass.

No, stop. Oh, come on. You do not need to sit and compliment me. Okay, okay. He's a great guy. I want to know how much you'd love Todd. No, stop with those questions. Andy, that makes anybody uncomfortable.

Scale one to ten. Scale one to ten. A lot. One's a lot. I'm perfect. I'm going to say it. He'll admit it. He'll admit it.

I can handle the truth. Let's let's see how much he. I'll close my ears. From, let's say, your neighbor needs something to do. You need to either, you know, feed the neighbor's dog or go get Todd some groceries. What would you do? What happens to the dog if I do? That's the question.

Why can't it just be, hang out with me? Why do you have to create a chore to make hanging out with me look horrible? Just have it be, would you rather this or hang out with Todd? No, no, no. Make something up. Would you rather this or have Todd? I'm talking about the errand. So, like, how much you important?

Who is more important? Your neighbors, dog, or Todd Glass asking for something at a grocery store? He's got to do one of the other. One of the other. See, I don't really know my neighbors like that, but it is nice that they're so close. It is. I don't know. So the neighbor over Todd.

Well, hold on. But then I do know I'm closer with Todd in a personal sense, but I'm not a few years further away geographically. Thank you. Right. It's a tough errand choice. No, that's a good answer. God. Not that I'm...

My neighbors, I don't know or buying... What am I buying, Todd? Does he need it in the moment? No, he goes out. He does his little thing. I need ice cream. That's cheesy, Andy. Don't do that.

No, what are you? Sound effect show from the... I guess maybe... The 80s? I guess I'm not giving Todd a perfect score because I am going to have follow-up questions. I'm like, why can't you get your own ice cream? Okay, what about this?

No, go ahead. Tell me, I'm all ears. What do I do wrong? Hey, guys, it's Andy, and I want to talk a little bit about volume.com. Yes, volume.com. Our sugar daddy, yes, our sponsor. And we are doing a only Frasco subscription. For five bucks a month, we're going to have extended videos of the podcast.

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So head over to volume.com slash Andy Frasco and subscribe. Support your guys. Maybe I'll even pay Nick more. You never know. What about this? Yeah, keep play the music. You brought a soundboard

to a show with a soundboard. I want to stop because I'm getting a little, I know, I told Andy, don't let me bring my soundboard over to the table because then I'll just won't be able to stop it. But I think I've been pretty good. I've been heavy on it. It's funny.

So, Sean, right? Yeah. Okay. What's your TikTok? What's your TikTok handle? Shawnee My Soul. Okay, cool.

Same thing on Instagram too, right? Yeah, yeah. You get to give your, you know, it doesn't hurt people. You know, you're being very funny. You get some, even if you get one follower, nah, that sucks. That's not worth it. Fuck that shit. One follower.

Who needs one? I'm kidding. I can't make jokes anymore. But Sean, hello. God damn, dude. Are we funny as hell? Is everything okay? It's enjoying, no, I'm enjoying it.

Okay, here we go. We love you so much. So, Andy, I'm going to sit. Go ahead. All right. Here we go. Hold on, let me get them seeing. Wow.

I didn't realize how high I was. You feel good, though? I feel fantastic. How do you feel? Great weather, man. Is this your drum set? No, that is my trumpet that my dog plays. Is that crazy?

Yeah, that is. Can you believe it? No. That's, does that freak you out? that? Look at him. You say he's a rescue, right? He's a rescue.

Yeah, yeah. I'm not joking. This is going to melt your heart. He would play the trumpet outside in my backyard, and he got my attention. Right, right, right, right. And you wouldn't lie to me, so. I swear to God. Yeah, you wouldn't lie.

I went out there. I go, is that a, I don't know what type of dog it was. And I said, I just said it's like a mongrel, cute mongrel. And I go, and he's playing, let it be on a fucking trumpet. And he sounds amazing. I know. But he looked like he had, he wasn't, he needed, he was a little bit on the thin side. He was weathered.

No, no, no, he looked, you also looked like I got, I found him just in time. Oh, thank God. That's what the vet said. They already had the trumpet. When does he just pull this out anytime? Oh, he'll play any song you want. Oh, yeah? But once he started, he'll, he wants to finish it.

Right, right, right. I feel like there's a sad news and he's on. That's so good. Because that's all the sound effects is. That's so fucking good. I try to make it work because I know that he can only play this song

Oh, does he play any other songs? Yeah, but he likes me to tell him before we ask for him. Oh, my God. What were they talking about that I didn't have it anymore? They've been saying that you've been off. That's all right.

The comedy alumni I've been hanging out of them. Theo Vaughn, Birdcrack. So buses. So buses. I don't ask for favors that often. What do you got? Maybe would somebody mind

What? Say it My tequila You did What a guy You are the best person You know what This plays a great cue

To Dolov Blas on the show tonight Yeah that's what I'm grateful for Dolov I'm always grateful of Doloff I'm going to say I'm grateful I'm grateful for more than one thing But you can only have one

So I'm going to say Doloff Every time I can have Dolov In my presence Always a good energy He's a true treat to have around. He's like, it's like, it's great to experience. So I'm glad you're here. That's beautiful. Dolav and I have been mending our relationship. Why? Did you guys have a big argument? It was just a long time coming of I need to be a friend again.

I feel like I'm working on that. Oh, good. Yeah, I feel like every time we're here, you say that, and another year goes by and you're working on. Let's go. Let's clap myself. You're really great. Do better. I'm sick of this shit. Let me tell you something, Andy. I don't mean to make a joke about it, but let me tell you something. This guy is not to be taken advantage of. This is Doloff. He's worth it.

And you start picking up the pace. It's not going to turn him to 26 and then it's 27. The next thing you know, they scrape his body up off the side of the road because he got hit by a car trying to help someone change a flat. You're going to be up on stage you and your dance dance song. Some guy eating Taco Bell. And then you'll be crying going to. the Taco Bell,

choking on a, I mean, getting into a car crash, trying to steer your way out of shit. I don't know. I figured out what I was, what I was talking about. That's what friends are for. The good times, the high times.

There was something there. I just want to say, don't take doll off for granted. I don't. I was yelling. You remember two years ago? I know you were. I know you.

Thank you. You wash your hands? I did. Okay. I did it, actually. Before or after? Before. Remember when you got...

I watched it before? Remember when you. got so mad at me two years ago for the Thanksgiving and we're like, don't say so mad because I don't think I've ever, I've never, we've never gotten even, you've gotten, you've gotten mad at me. You've got pretty mad. You got mad at it. What was it? It was the Thanksgiving, don't have you explained it because I'm, I don't, I like, you got so mad in me. Is that where you brought the turkey had to be cooked here? That didn't really happen, right? Yes. Yeah, he said a turkey. Really? I can't. This is why we're taking, are you doing a bit or not? Are you doing a bit or

No, no. Truth, truth. Let me tell you something. I'll tell this story. I'll tell this story. It takes five hours. Listen, listen. No, no, no. It was, I'll, listen, I have to tell this in context.

But I also want to say this. We talked about something before we started the podcast because I will only tell this part of it in context. But the thing was that we had a conversation about what can make you have long-term, friends, a friend of mine who's a therapist was telling me, one of the things, there's probably 20 you could do to have longstanding friendships.

One of the most fair expectation of friends, I know we all just heard this, but I want to apply it here. You have fair expectation of friends. You know, it doesn't mean you can't say, oh, I didn't appreciate that. Yeah, when it's time, you do that, but you also fair expectations. And I catch myself not having fair expectations sometimes.

I just, I don't, I just trim it real quick. I go, no, no. So I think with Andy, like we said, go into New York, go into the show, care and about. showing up here with punctuality. He gives a shit. So when something like this happens, I don't,

I'll tell the story, but I don't want it to look like, oh, you know, like I accept you for who you are. You know, I accept you for who you are. But that's not that hard to do because you do give a shit.

I do. But this thing, that year. Give me a, hold my hand. No, I don't want to hold your hand. Just touch it.

It makes me uncomfortable. Just touch it. No, just hold my hand for a second. You've been trying to hold my hand since the night I met you. He came into the, no,

he came into the barber I love you, Todd. He's the greatest person. I have, so I wanted to do a Thanksgiving, very easy. And you were going to have somebody put pot in the food or mushrooms. We were going to put mushrooms and all that. I was thinking we're going to do a Turk, a real Thanksgiving dinner and just put mushrooms and everything. Yeah.

And you were going to show up with Thanksgiving. You were going to have a chef. But that backfired. It did. But I did try, Dolov. Didn't I try Jordan's guy? Andy. Guess what?

I know. I know. I know. It's my self-conscious. Things backfires sometimes. Let me fucking be insecure. I'm defending you as I tell the... Yeah, let me finally be insecure.

No, no, no. Give me a chance. I'm defending you as I tell the story, as I should. I don't feel like, oh, I can't believe he did that. You know what? That's also the reason we do fun things, because sometimes you're excitable, you're erratic, you know what I mean?

So I reap the benefits of that a lot. So one time when it doesn't really work for me, I'll take it. I'll take it within the consideration. And that's how I take the story. But I'll also be honest, I'll be like, I couldn't fucking believe it. I was like, oh, my God. He sent me out.

Yeah, so he sent you out finally. This is what fucking broke the camel's back with it. But also, I get it. Like, if I would have had a word in this, I could have made it a lot easier. You know, I was trying to make it easier. I know. If you would have said Todd, that didn't turn out with the food, but we're going to go to Whole Foods. I would have said, oh, okay, let's not over order.

Okay. Some of the people do, I'll get this and I get this and this. Then you have 20 things to heat up. Let's get the standards. for Bristol Farms. Let's do the standards. He shows up at turkey that's got to go in the oven.

I'm like, oh my God, what's going on? But we do it. Dolof shows up nice and calm. He shows up nice and calm, Dolof. And we start, you know, putting all this stuff in. I hate it because it's all in ugly tins and I have to replay it.

Now I got 30 dishes to watch. This is why we're only getting hors d'oeuvres now. What? He did it again tonight with the pies, but you didn't get as bad. You didn't get as bad. That one was like next level. So tonight with the pies.

I tell them. That's enough hands shaking. I agree, by the way. It's getting on my nerves. No, it's very sweet. I'm kidding. It melts my heart. It's nice.

It melts my heart. I love a good handshake. Okay. We got to get Nick Moore involved. We got to get Nick more involved. I'm good. I'm having fun. Nick goes in with laser precision.

Whatever necessary. I'm popping. He's Richter, but hold on. I like listen to you in this jamming one in there. All right, sorry. This was to. the thing with the turkey and you've got 10

I got green beans I got mac and cheese I got fucking shit I got you got everything you got everything and now you got 20 million things to heat up

and it was it was really like for me having my organizational things and probably some issues of I was really hard for me

but I but I we worked we didn't like oh my god I was like god damn Andy I was like fuck Andy

I was like fucking Andy and I go you know I love him Doloff I do. No, no, I'm saying it to you then. That night I'm like, no, look, I fucking love Andy. I'm glad he's in my life. But I was like, what the fuck?

I was like, Jesus Christ. You know what it is, too? I helped you calm down. And this is what I do. This is what I do. I over, like, when I want to, like, have a moment with someone, like, I go, I think about the exaggerated moment of that. And then it comes to that time where I have to actually execute and I'm on tour for four months.

And this is what they have them with Dolav. He was like, yo, Dolov, I need you to help me with this fucking turkey. And he did. And he showed up and guess what? We still, I will say this, this is very, I'm glad I remembered this part of it. Because this part of it happened too. We did sit at that table. We did.

And all the food came out, and it looked fucking so good. It was so lovely. It was awesome. We had the candles. We had a big fire going. And everybody sat around. I forget who was here. There were some more people than us.

Who else was here? Beets, maybe. What's one? Who else? Oh, Beets was here. No, but he didn't. He wasn't here for that one. No.

We were just talking about him. I wouldn't even hear, I don't know why. Steve Fine Arts. And it was... Alyssa? Alyssa. Really? And it was cold out.

Steve Fine Arts? Yeah. Isn't that a great name and he's a director? No. He's a director and his name is Steve Finan. Sounds like a department of the call. Anyway. But I got a big fire going, so big that you couldn't sit around it.

I just wanted to get it big going. And it heated the outdoor dining room table. So we sat around there. Everybody did. food was out, we settled, and we ate killer. Yes, and the giggle juice, and that fucking did it for me.

I've been saying, you gave me that giggle juice how many years ago, and I've been wanting it ever since. What is it going on here? How come I, who do I have to do to get it? Where can we get the giggle juice? Why not, Dola? The giggle juice is done.

Seriously. Why, why, why? Tariffs. Stop and. Don't have married. You need to get this to me again. I won it. Give it to me.

I need the giggle juice Andy can try but what is it I'm done He used to make it Explain what it is It's like It's just

It's Hawaiian mushrooms Yeah They're just like So that means That's from Canada It was Okay please keep going Why you ask

Why are you telling me to do it? Hold on stop stop For the listeners at home Giggle How did you make giggle juice And I'll explain what it did to me And make it quick Who made it?

What do they do Like the short version Oh I don't No, it's mushrooms, it's a pill form. No, it was a drink. And you pour it. You brought it. Oh, okay.

We're so right. Really? Like what people do with Molly. Why is it green? It was so good, Doloff. It made me. It's giggle juice for a fucking reason. It's green?

It earns the title. It earns the title. What makes it green? The Wicked promotion is for that movie Wicked. What else is in it? Like, there's got to be some other shit in a gin stand. Did you hear what he said? It's the Wicked promotion.

It's the Wicked promotion. It's heard me before. I have short-term memory loss sometimes from my weed smoking. That's okay. I can't exactly remember what was in it. But it's like... It was good. So we can't...

We can't go anymore because he got married and that girl he used to date. Also used to be like a super fan of mine. I'll get to the better part. Somebody else can do this. I don't mean to be rude. I'm saying if the purpose of this story is how do we giggle juice, I get it because of the situation in his life. You can't go to that person.

All right. So let's revert to who can we go to? Don't tell me because this one person, we're fucked, we can never get giggle juice again? His name is Mateo. Mateo, that's a great name. He lives in Hawaii. You know what, I agree with him.

I think you guys fucked him. We did. Just from this version of the story. We did. We did. We did. Fucked him. I hardly knew her.

Sean, what's your Instagram title? No, you told me. Don't fucking want. He called me on the phone. I guess I'm selling. I'm out a little. He goes, just keep asking me my Instagram and my TikTok, because I hate to jam it in there.

I go, you know me. People just think I'm being absurd. Yeah, I don't mind doing it. And then, but the way he does it now, the way he goes, oh, Todd, please. No, I'll do it, but now he's he said, he literally said. So just go with it. But what is your Instagram? I'm, no, I'm not yes a ending this.

This is a lie. It is a lot. It is a lie. Thank you very much. You know what? I respect you for wanting people to know that. You're like, it's funny if they know that didn't fucking happen.

No, no, I gave it to, you know what? If you didn't pay attention to the first time, I'm not giving you my name again. Right. Well, I think people might. What if there's people that are just tuning in for the wee hours of the night? What do you think this is life?

Yeah. Do you have any weed? Yeah. Andy, can I tell you something about weed? So what is Dolof thankful for? I heard was Andy saying, yeah, he's a good friend now. And can I tell you something, Doleff?

Literally, he said, what are you thankful for? I'm a better friend than I've ever been, and then a half an hour roof. He didn't ask me. He said he was thankful for me. And Doleff. It's just Todd and I just docking. I'm thankful for you, Todd. Oh, no, stop.

No, stop, stop. That's very sweet, but do a real one. No, honestly, I am very thankful this year specifically for my friends and my family. Thank you, your wife. It's not a joke. My wife. It's been a pretty awesome year. We got all of our friends together.

You know, everyone's got kids. I don't have kids yet. I got to play with the kids. The kids are adorable. Danny, our buddy Danny's kid, Leo. Hey, Danny. Hey, what's the matter? What are you doing?

It's a beautiful thing, man. It really is, and it's fun to see. And I'm grateful for this every year. It's a beautiful tradition. We appreciate you having us. I hate to break. Thank you. I appreciate you.

I love that. I appreciate the kind of words. I'm not going to lie. I got to. I got to. That wasn't about Andy, really, but. I got to ask. What?

You're going to ask me? Talking about this. What about me? Don't I get to ever talk about what I'm grateful for? What am I just a pile of shit? You're last. Okay, I'm sorry. Let's get our guest first.

I'm the headliner. You're the hell. Even in a, even in a, even in a, hardly new. Let's ask our guest. This is our, this is our. He said he's... Our holiday spectacular. Who, Sean?

No, we're asking them first, then we'll go home to you. No, he's grateful for buses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. That's all he's grateful for. I remember that. We took a break.

No one knows that because you cut it out. Right. But I went over to him and I said, hey, let me ask you a question. Is there anything else? Because we'll throw back to you that you're grateful for. And he goes, no, just buses.

I go, are you doing a bit? It's also happened on. Don't worry. They got this part, too. Yeah, this did happen. And you know it. Don't make me look like an idiot.

I goes, anything else you're grateful at all? He goes, just buses, Todd. I'm sorry if you don't appreciate or have

the same vexure. That brings it back. Give the mic back to Sean. So what's your take on buses? I get asked the same thing

twice before he gets an actual response. What do you want to say about buses? Seriously, like seriously, quit fucking around. Stop fucking around

and give the bus industry. Give the bus industry a shout out. No one ever does. Make it real. Public only. Give the bus industry. Don't be afraid to like, you know.

Come on. Come on, Sean. Give the bus industry the love of the dessert, man. Yeah, here comes the iPad, by the way. Ah! You smell this motherfucker. I fucking love buses, man.

You guys are great. What? What was it? Metro, L.A. Keep doing your thing, guys. Keep doing your... Hell yeah. You're heard.

out here. Thank you. Thank you. My aunt used to drive a bus. Back to Todd. Okay, no, no, no. And Todd? What I was going to ask you, this is I was going to ask you.

Oh, I said what I was thankful for. I'm sorry. Not yet. No, but I did it already. It was Doloff. I had my turn. I know. We're going to give you a whole monologue.

But. What? Todd. The mushrooms. Sounds like I'm sick of my head, or you treat me like I'm a, okay, go ahead. What? Say, stop myself. Oh, I miss.

Go, go, go, go, go, go. What are you? you're going to say that I miss doing mushrooms with you it's fun dude I let my it's a weird feeling it's like we go into these tangents and then it comes back can I tell you something what this mushroom that I'm on tonight it's pretty close to that giggle juice yeah it's pretty close to that and what I mean by that it's definitely mushrooms it's not pot no you go oh you know when you go it's just like pot when it really hits you it was like that an hour ago but then it gets to the

point it's its own thing it's a more floating sustainable place yeah for me me to be in for a long period more than pot. Pot dissipates. I've been in this sort of, so it's been about the same with this pill as it was the mushroom juice. So I've been loving this. Let's go. We're back.

We're back. That's great to hear, man. Do your dance, dance, dance song. Right now. Hold on. Before we do that, I wanted to ask you, because we were going back to Dolov talking about like, no, he's like an uncle now, all these kids and shit. What's your take?

You don't have kids. No. So when you roll to these parties. Why would he make me sound like a coke addict? With a bunch of kids there. You know, like those parties you used to go to in Philly? And when all of a sudden they grew up and now they have kids and now there's more kids and more kids.

How do you approach? Oh, I don't. I don't go. Why not? Well, I go if it's my family. No, but you don't go to the friends parties. Most of my friends, because I guess what I do, I do have friends that have kids, and I have friends that have kids that I really like

their kids. So, you know, I don't want to paint a picture of like, oh, if you've got kids. So, no, I have friends that I really genuinely like. What I'm asking, like, here's my part. You're the same person to me. We roll in there. Yeah. Me feeling I'm comfortable with all these fucking kids around.

Is that normal? I'm not like one kid or two kids that are cool. No, like 10 kids. No, that's too much for me. I can't be. You know what it makes me feel? I remember one time, this is horrible that I'm saying this. But I, I, it's years ago.

You haven't said it yet, so you don't. No, no, no. But I also think it's good that I say because it bears your soul and it's very. honest about it's probably all to do with my own aging you know what I mean more more mushrooms I'll gobble them down remember you said you go to every city and you try to gobble all the mushrooms I did that's what you've been popular I stopped doing it don't stop it was your thing no I'm your manager you start gobbling those mushrooms up again motherfucker yeah call you the Andy Andy Fresco the goblin motherfucking mushroom they call me Uncle Andy now

who like we have young fans now can I sell you They call me Unk. That's okay. It's actually a huge sign of respect. Tell them to shut the fuck up. Yeah. I feel old. I do feel old.

Well, then feel old. Just feel how you feel. I know. It happens. Unk is like a sign of respect, though. Okay. It means you know your shit. I know what you mean.

But I am, am I not, am I not sexy anymore? Are you going to really play this in the middle of your podcast? Am I not sexy anymore? Andy, this is not helping your image. Unks are sexy.

Yeah He doesn't get what Uncombeans I do get it I'm just making a bit out of it Okay You know what you should do I can't hear you over Sorry

I'm making a bit out of I'm making a bit out of I'm sorry Sometimes I do feel old Everybody does You know what I'm fully understand What I feel like

Do you know what Unkmeans? I have people use it I'm like Oh It's like Okay I just saw a post today

Where someone was saying Like I just found out Unkmeans Uncool No no it doesn't It means uncle. And I'm like, no, I've actually disagreed with this video. And I was like, it's actually, I've seen it.

It's uncle. Yeah, it is uncle. Yes. It's a specific type of. Yeah. Yeah. It's definitely, it's being co-opted in a certain way. And I, you know, I wanted to stay true to the roots.

I always thought it meant uncle. It was. And it's, yeah. And it's a specific type of uncle. Like cool uncle. What's your take on age? You're right. In the middle of it.

That's all right. It's all right. No what it is. So there's like three things. There's uncle and there's like, what else? Old head. Old head. That's just only two I know from black slang.

I started comedy. I was 15 years old. And by the time I was like 20, I remember being embarrassed to go, oh, I'm not young anymore. So it starts early. And I remember that specifically because, oh, he's 15, he's 16. And when you're 16, they're still saying he's 15, you know. It's like 16, 16, he's 17, he's 17. and he's 18.

And then by the time I was 20, I was like, people, one time somebody was, how old are you? I go, oh, I'm 18. I said I was 18. I took two years off my life. People think I did it when I was older. No, I did it when I was hitting 20. And then I just kept it off all the years, but not anymore. But I put them back.

I took the years back. You can put those, claim those in your taxes. But I'm saying is it happens when you're 25, it happens when you're 30. And then eventually I just tried to have a different outlook of like, of just being, like, one of these people that you know exist in entertainment or not that's just a fucking good takes care of themselves.

Right. And you make yourself a beast. And, you know, it makes me want to, like, do that. Like, you know, I do. I try to do a lot of good stuff. I work out. I stretch. I have a trainer. I fucking... And that's why I think, you know, Paul Anka, you know, I go back to it all the time.

You know Paul Anka? Sean? Who's that? Who's that? He's a crooner from the 50s. And songwriter. But the point is, yes, yes, yes. I just said it in short. Because the bigger point than that is, because most of your listeners don't know who he is, and it gets in the way of the point, anybody that we know in our lives that is, you know,

even when they're like 80, they're like working out and they, you know, they build money. And they, because, you know, people don't, all old people don't just fall because they get old. They go because there's no muscle in there. And I see this guy at my gym and I'm like, this guy fucking takes care of himself. And he looks like he feels good. Right. And he is just, he's working out. Not to be like fucking win a contest.

Just to have muscle tone and shoulders. Yeah. And I think if you do all that, so I just now, instead of worrying about that, just go, well, just be, just be ready at every age to try to feel like fucking good. Yeah. And strong. Pretty good advice. I mean, you got a, you got, you got, you got. Great advice.

That's great advice. Because like, it's like basically taking initiative, like, you're in control of, like, taking care of yourself. Yeah, it takes, it sucks. because sometimes, and I think you can do both. I think you can be unhealthy and healthy. You know, look, I'm not writing a book and telling anyone they should do this, but I think you can do both. That's what I do.

You can do both? I do both. I work out four or five days a week and, like, take care of my body, but then, like, I'll go fucking binge drinking on the weekends and party with this fucking guy. Am I partying too much? I think it's about that balance. That's not what are you?

you see every three months. You do have a problem. You think so? It is your job to have a problem. But no, I mean, like you, like, your workouts, you being on stage. Right. But if you did a little bit more like Todd's talking about. Right.

I think, I always feel worse when I'm not on tour. This is an intervention. It is. This is an intervention. Oh, my God. Intervention. If this is the intervention, let's fucking bring it. Intervention?

Do you, bro? Is he an intervention? You need to have your band start wearing something. He's fine. I'll let you know when he's got a problem. You're like the people that made Elvis die. I'll let him know. Yeah, and they're rich.

Yeah. Yeah, you said it. I knew you were going to eventually spill the beat. Eventually. The intervention that just totally is in support of it. Yeah. It's kind of throwing off the day. He's like, fuck, I didn't know we had to deal with two guys.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two things can be true. Two things can be true. That's true. I don't think I need to interview. intervention. Landy, this is not what it is. We're not doing that.

You sound like a guy. You're fine. I'm talking. I'm talking. I'm talking as like mushrooms. Like, do what is it? I'm getting, no,

I'm talking. Yeah, I am talking because of mushrooms, but also I'm just talking to friends saying like, am I getting too old to party like this? Listen, I'm not going to tell you to stop tonight. I'm having a good time.

You're asking the wrong people. I don't think I'm, I think you're fine. I'll let you know. But like you see me six, seven, eight months a year. So like you tell me moderation is kind of don't, you don't know what I'm fucking doing. Doing what you're doing is okay. But like adding a little bit more healthy stuff and working out and do like your IV stuff.

Right. Is that like the balance? You know what? I don't think that the sentiment of what Doloff is saying doesn't even have to be calculated from knowing what you do and how much is good. How much is bad. The odds are for almost everybody, we can do more. and still have fun. So to remind yourself, you know, it doesn't mean it has to be 50-50,

but you can up it. Yeah, totally. You know, instead of like, you know, because I know what I'm just yelling at Dolla because I'm just being, no, I'm just yelling at Dola because I'm being defensive because it's actually what I need to do. Right. You know, I'm like, I'm yelling at him saying, blah, blah, blah, blah. Is it too much? Is it too my bumies?

No. My tummy hurts. My tummy hurts. My tummy hurt. My time you're right. But you're telling you guys are... I'm having a good time. It did two minds.

Oh, God. Shut the fire. I got this is wrong. What if I come? She said I can't gobble up mushrooms and people bring them up to me. What am I doing this? Once in a while, I go shove mushrooms up my ass. These are people I know from the show.

I don't think this was so funny. I'll let you know when you do... What? Instantly, I hated it. I hated it. And 20 seconds ago, I thought it was great. I know. I'm sorry.

I owe everybody five dollars. No, but what you're doing is completely right. You know, sometimes I kiss my own ass so much, and sometimes I'm inside my own ass so much that I forget that I'm a human with fucking friends, and it's okay to fucking tell me what the fuck is up sometimes. You know what, though? You're still standing, Andy.

I'm still. You are. That reminds us. You want you to keep standing. Speaking of standing, Todd Glass is going to do a six-minute stand-up comedy tonight. everyone. When do you want me to do it? Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to call you up right now.

There was I'm still standing. Ladies and gentlemen, one of the greatest. You want to do it now? You shouldn't. What do you want to do it now? Are you going to do a song? I'll do a song. How long have we been recording?

We've been recording for 55 minutes. Holy shit. I thought it was like 25 minutes. Half an hour. It goes so quick. We're rogan in this thing. It's overtime after the first hour. We'll do an hour.

We'll take a cigarette break. We're going back. Yeah, I like that. I think we're cooking in a night. No, this is far as hell. What do you say? I could hear you. Dude, I haven't told you.

I didn't realize the Rogan effect until I had Steph Toll. What is that? It's like shampoo. It's like the Rogan. Let's not get into anything today. No, we're not getting into politics. You mentioned Steve again I'll choke you. No, seriously.

Secretary Rogan. I'm not talking about like, That's the popularity of a person. That if something gets brought up in that area, they fucking attack you. I got, I got, I got, we got attacked. Oh, you did? The podcast got attacked for the first time because we had Steph Tollab on.

Tolov? Oh, she's saying things. She was saying. Yeah. You know, that's why, but by the way, I love anybody who says exactly what they feel is the winner, but I don't always take that path. It was great. It was a great interview.

I thought it was, but. I get nervous sometimes. I got some, I got some. You're a meaner to her, I feel like. But you didn't see my D-Ns. Oh, yeah, sure. I'm too insecure. I try to fight battles for other.

I tried. But sometimes I go, I try to like, you know, not mention a name. Because when they come in, I've never, I've been lucky. I don't, I've never had any angry mob come after me because, you know what I do? I have something that bothers me. I just don't connect it with like, sometimes I'm too scared to connect it with the person. Say that person's name. It does that.

No. Sometimes our podcast gets so fucking... But Toloff, I bet. She was talking... She was getting aggressive with it. Good for her, too. Good for her. I mean, not sarcastic at all.

I know. Like, just because sometimes I shy away from it, someone that chumps right at it, two things. Good. Yeah. What was it? She was talking about how...

Oh, you don't want to get started. That's not. Let's get started. Because you're a comedian. I'm not going to tap in, but I want to know what it was. No, but you're a comedian. You understand.

So he was just saying... She was just saying. She was just saying. Yeah. You said he. Uh. The mushrooms kicking it home. It's okay.

I do this. Okay, she was just saying that the mothership is very culty all about men. It's all about just fucking, you know. Have you been there? I haven't. I went there earlier like a few months ago, actually. Did they have like the, we love men on the? I mean, I don't know about it.

It's probably aesthetically. We're just like, man, man, man, man. definitely had that vibe and like they lock up your phones. I'm like, I'm not going to see Dave Chappelle. You're locking up my phone. A D was pretty pissed about it. But I was like, whatever. You know, these comedians and a lot of it, like Adi kind of like

felt a bit offended about something. And just that wasn't that funny and like, you know, a bit more bro-y culture and, you know, I don't know. It definitely had a vibe. We had a good time overall, but it was very expensive, very hard to get into. I was, like, in town working for a week, and I got us tickets and I was like, this is kind of expensive for, like, you know, no name, like the people I don't know, you know. Dateline had, date line news. We have a gay man in the comedy scene.

What's your take on men. Talking to Nick? You take on men? You know what? You can even comment on this without specifically even. Genuinely, not playing games. I know. Without even commenting on, like, Joe Rogan,

Joe Rogan specifically. But that whole, whenever there's a scene, sometimes you can just smell it's got a toxic. Even if you don't mention which groups it's toxic to. But there's a toxicness. And sometimes when that exists, without even go into a deep dive of what it is, you can at least go, well, there's something toxic about it.

And there's a reason. and there's a reason sometimes. But I haven't been to the club. Like a factory town. Just because there's a, you know, it's a different vibe and it's okay. Like what I mean it's okay. I want to make sure like when I, like, you know, there needs to be, you know, all types of clubs that, you know, obviously, they don't have to agree with me.

But the thing that I thought that I thought that his club would aesthetically be really nice. It is. It was. Because his podcast studio was like. one of the first that I ever saw. It's dark probably. It's like, yeah, I've heard it's like, well, as I've heard, it's like, well, as you can do it. The conversation is the art, the fans don't make the artist.

You know, it's like, you never know who's going to track to whatever art you're putting out. Right. So it's not, I don't know, I never met Joe. But she was saying that, like, they made her uncomfortable, like, you know, the vibe there, which. It's how she feels. So she's a lot to feel how she feels. What's your take on Austin? Combies.

You know, all I've done was the... We don't need to talk about this. Finally a podcast. But I will tell you this. The Austin Comedy scene. I did... What's it? From New York.

I can't remember the name now. The Creek in the Cave. Oh, yeah. And had a really fucking good time. Mostly for me, it's the space. Like, she was very... Whatever I wanted to do. And she already has, like, these big curtains

that close over here. and they get the room real dark, they'll reset it. If there's a light one show, they'll strike 20 tables and reset the room. So she did everything right. So I was there three times. That's the first club I went to in Austin after the pandemic when I had been around comedians. And it was spiritual. Isn't it crazy when we are insecure about what we want to talk about?

We go straight to what our jobs. Well, you know. Who did that? What was the question? No, I went into that because I was like insecure about my feelings about fucking, you know, chilling it out. We usually ask me questions like, do you think you have a from hell? I'm like, let's talk about the industry, everything but myself talking about my fucking hydration.

Yeah, yeah. You're going to see. I don't know. This is an intervention. It's a guy. Yeah, yeah. Andy Fresco. What are you think?

Nick, what are you thankful for? Yeah, right, right, exactly. I would have to mention it. It's a cry for help. I never left a pause since I asked the question. I think it's more of a question of like when you do something for so long.

When do you move on? It's like I've been writing these lyrics this whole record is like, the past has got to end. I think you could, here's the one. I don't know why I keep saying that. I'm going to say the same thing that sort of me and Dahloff said. And by the way, I don't think this is the healthiest way to do it.

But I said a long time ago, before I even started smoking pot too much, that I like drinking so much that I know the only way I'm going to get to do it forever is by limiting not doing it too much. Like if I want to, if I love it, do you really love it? Well, then you better get some self-fucking control. Because the only way you're going to get to do this until you die is if you get something so strong. So maybe you don't love it as much as we do. You could play that

sort of half of a game. Well, if you really like, you know, I'm kidding. No, I'm saying that like the reason I sort of tried to keep it in limits because I knew that that would let me do it for a long time. The same thing with any. Sometimes you luck out, there's a drug you can do and go, when's the last time you did this drug and you go, five years ago, you're like, I think at that point you prove you can.

Yeah. But I think it's back to the same thing as far as, you know, just then, then I don't think you have to think about when you should stop. I think you should just pull, you know, do it less. Do it less. But I've always done that. I've always done that in my whole life.

It's like every time I need to slow down. So you don't need any advice. No. No. You made it past 27. Yeah, you're fine. All the good ones. I know we're making fun.

We're making laugh at this. I don't want to make fun of you. No, you're not making fun of me. Word hurts. But we're not, what I'm making laugh of is. Making laugh of. laugh of. What happened to Eric?

He laughed. He laughed. Did he start his own intervention as a joke? The first got to go from bit to intervention. It's not about intervention.

I'm kidding. I know. You don't have to feel I'm not trying to like tack any of you. I get what you're asking. You're asking when is it time to stop doing something

I've been doing for a long time? It doesn't have to be drinking. No, it's just, no, it's like is it okay to still trust yourself that when you're fucking fuck, you're like when you're doing the limit, you could stop. Wait, what?

So, like, you know, I was like, we always, I'm on mushrooms. I can't talk. I can't say shit. I mean, I think you're doing good. I can't be doing good and you're realizing your limits. I know. And hopefully you don't go past those limits. I never have.

I don't think he does. It's more of, what I'm saying is. And your mom called me. She said, pump the brakes, motherfucker. She's always listening. So it's not that bad. I just like, I'm just like, I don't know. Listen, Andy, don't come over my house and start talking about moderation.

I want you to have fun tonight, so get whatever you want. Yeah. I want to have a good time here. I brought my friend Sean over, I go, this Andy Skirk. This, my friend Andy Prasker, he's the real deal. He's like a... I'm not talking about the moderation of drugs. Listen, what do you need?

You want to, you want a... You want a needle with something? What I'm saying is, like, when did you, like, instead of like... What? I didn't do anything. No, Sean, I'm listening. go ahead. I'm saying as a friend, like, when did you take control of your career versus them just telling you to play all these shows or doing all these events?

I don't think it's one isolated moment, but there were points in my career when I realized, okay, I was sort of narrowing it in on what I wanted to do. But no one ever forced me to do anything. But I remember when I went, I don't want to do commercial auditions. That was like 15 years ago. When you were popping, you still are. But like when it was like a big wave and you got a lot of games. gigs. It had been hard to say no. No,

you know what? Because maybe my comedy, not to brag, it was always easy to be, because I didn't want to work the shit rooms after a while. I mean, I did in the 80s. I worked some rooms that we had at a mall wasn't that great, you know, Mall of America. But then after a while, I was lucky

that the rooms that had great reputations, I would go to. You know, you hear, oh, everyone wants to work at the Acme Comedy Club. So when you go, you bring your A game. Yeah. Because you want to be on their rotation of comedians that they bring back. But you never had a year where, like, they're just giving you too much. No, I did colleges.

When I did colleges, I was already 40. And I did like 65 colleges in a year. And I loved every second of it. Damn. That's me, too. That's what I'm saying. Everyone's telling me to slow down. I don't feel like I need to slow down.

First comedy show I ever went to. I just wanted to say it was I did see Todd Glass at San Jose State. Much. That's fair. That was fun. That show I always look forward to. It was like, what, 200? 50, like a little theater-feeling type of a thing, more of a lecture hall almost.

Jeez, you remember better than me? Honestly, it's been so many years. Yeah, I think so. It was like fucking, she's, I just remember, like, dying because there was a section that near the front that did not like you. If I remember the show I was at. But me were fucking dying. Like, I was in tears. It was like, oh, it was such a.

Hey, do me a favor, and he'll edit this out. I hate to do this day. say, leave the part out about that this student, I'm kidding. No, it made it even better. Like, it was just so funny. I remember that. At the San Jose State one, it was, yeah. Wow.

Did you ever change your bit because you knew you were doing like a college versus like a club? Like, what was your approach on college rooms versus like a club room? You know, for me, I felt like I could be, uh, I loved it. I loved it. You know, sometimes you go in weird places and there was 50 students or 40 on a night and it's snowing out and no one shows up. but I never, I always made the best of it. And because of, you know, sometimes it'd be 22 students, eight students.

And you go, do you want me to do the show? Yeah, that was about 25% of the time. The other 75. You would never get pissed off. You probably learn something on those shows. You do. You do. You know what I started to do?

I would go out on stage and I realized, oh, I would get off stage and literally, you know, look, I'd take control so we had a pitch dark. And I go, can you get a pitch dark as if, you know, little or the crowd. They go, we can get it, we can turn the lights completely off. Yes, do it. of a sudden click. Now they're just on the stage and there's 20 people. I did whatever I could do.

And I would get off stage sometimes and go, that was so much fucking fun. And then afterwards they'd just keep apologizing to me. Oh, I'm sorry. I go, no, that was fun. Yeah, it wasn't a big crowd. So what I started to do when I would go on stage guys, they go, oh, they think because it's not a big crowd.

And I wouldn't bullshit them, but I would go on stage. I still do this once in a while when this happens. It doesn't happen as much anymore where it's an apology. You have to apologize, you know, like go or mention it. I go, hey, I'm going to be honest with you about the small crowd tonight. You know, sometimes you can get big crowds, and they're fucking great, and big crowds can be not great. Same thing with small crowds.

I go, you know, I would tell this to the audience. I would go, I've gotten offstage. It's a snowstorm. There's 13 people and go, holy shit, I've never had so much fun. So I don't care if it's a small crowd. We're just going to be the good small crowd. We're going to have a great time. It's breaking the glass.

Yeah, and they know that your standard of whether it's a good or bad show doesn't determine how crowded it is. No, I'm about to come up here. I'll give 100%. Thank you. But it's okay. if it's a small crowd, we can still have a good time. I love small crowds.

Speaking of a small crowd. No, I'm good. We have six guys here ready for some Todd Glass stand-up. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to stage. From Philadelphia. Todd Glass! Hello, everyone. It's Adi Frasco, your local drunk.

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but it's bourbon whiskey and green herbs, lime juice, ginger, and jalapagia. It's got a little spice to it, but you put some ice in it, and it's actually a cocktail. And, like, I'm not really good at proportions, so it's already made for you. Look at this.

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Tell them Frasco sent you. Ladies and gentlemen, I wasn't ready, to be honest. After a 20-year hiatus, like Oasis, Todd Glass is ready to do another comedy special for you tonight. Todd Glass! Keep the house lights, do it up, right?

Got you. We're live. This is a good house. You're all... Well, you let the music fade out. Yeah, I got you. Let me do the light. No, no, no, no.

I know what to do. I know what to do. what to do. You sit down, please. I've been here. Andy? Ladies and gentlemen. Hold, I'm going to make it better. You know why I'm doing?

I'm trying to commit. All right, commit to it. I'll do the introjo again. Explain what I'm doing. He is setting up the ambiance for the room. So it's not a slop fest. It's not a slot fit. This is a real deal, Holyfield thing.

You got to light the stage. You got to turn the house lights down. These cans is over here. You need the spotlight. All right. He's turning the spotlights on. Yeah, dimension dude wipes. The cloud.

Dude wipes are the best. And he actually hates dude wipes, I believe, right? I do not like dude wipes. I think they're fucking disgusting. I think they're fucking disgusting. You know what? Can I tell you something before I go to the stage? It's a little bit soul-bearing.

But like, as far as dude wipes go. No, I've never used them. Me either. I'll tell you what I do at my house. I'm going to be honest. I take a lot of fiber I usually it's very nice and clean But I take some I take some toilet paper and witch hazel

It's not alcohol Got a little bit out of And then I'll just clean my And then I put it in the toilet And that's what I have If I'm I don't usually go to the bathroom anywhere else Except my house

But if I am out And what do you do you're at the airport I like I'll go wet some toilet paper Before I go in You know that way I have like I don't like anything wet Like when I'm wiping my ass I don't like a way.

I want to dry. Why are you making it disgusting? I'm hungry. Ladies and gentlemen, Todd Glass. Welcome Todd Glass in the stage. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Because I don't know. I was, I was, why did I need to tell people that? No, right, whenever you tell, I know, it's weird that I'm reacting up here with a microphone. Because it lets me, you know, but that, that, can you edit that out? Yeah. It's personal. I mean, plus I use an old cloth I carry with me. I use an old cloth.

I use it on the road to wipe my ass at airports. But I only wash it when I get back home. No, the water has to be a certain temperature. Otherwise, it irritates my butt. And now... Well, anyway, if you're going to do a good show, I've got to do a good show. See what keeps me good up here instead of just fucking around. Here we go.

I'm not even joking. I will get... I'm trying to think of something where I should start without doing something you've all heard a million times. can you do the music for me andy yeah can i get some uh can i get some like improv uh whatever there's the the the i box over there yeah put the volume up on that yeah how about it's never like no i'll do it without it

tell me which one you want i think there's something that's like patriotic music maybe it's on the show there's there's so many boards on that ipad i don't think it matters But there's a certain one. Yeah, this works. This works. Can you lower it a little? Yeah, a little bit. You know, ladies and gentlemen,

I look at these companies that have double-stuffed items. It looks like they're doing pretty good. You got Kit Kat, they got a double-stuffed Kit-Kat. If you're a Kit-Kat person, they've had them for years, they're doing good. Reese's Cups, how old Reese's Cups doing? They're doing great. They're doing great. They make the original.

They make the double-stop. So far it looks to me that there's a pattern of companies that have tried double-stomping their item have done very well. That's just a fact. You don't have to like double-stuff shit, but they don't need to sell enough of it that everybody likes it. Just enough people have to like it to make it popular, and Oreos is doing just fine. Turn the first one off and just bring that one in. I like this one. I'm bringing up with some volume, because I'm about to get serious up in this bitch.

That's what Andy said once. On my podcast, I had a kazooze taped under everyone's... chair and he goes, we're going to get a kazoo's solo up in this bitch. Ladies and gentlemen, so when it comes to double stuff thing, it's obvious that Americans like it. Americans love double stuff stuff stuff. They love

stuffed chicken in it. You take that for granted. Oh, see that chicken? I love chicken. Yeah, stuff other shit in it. And stuff stuff stuff in it, so it's double stuff, stuff chicken. People love it. People love it. People love a big sandwich. It's not just big enough to be, uh, oh, I love a hearty sandwich. Yeah, so do I. Well, I know these people, you gotta go to Schlinty fuckers.

Their sandwiches are so good, my best friend dislodged his jaw and choke to death in their flagship store in Chicago. We go back every year to remember his turkey death. So I love a double-stuff stuff sandwich. So my question is, now that we've gotten out of the way that double-stuffed has done very well, Americans like things double-stuff. Hey, Pop-Tart, what the fuck you're waiting for? Are you shitting me?

Have you guys even put any thought into this? I don't care if you do it. I want to know if it's been brought up in a board meeting. Has anyone in Pop-Tart? Because I just want the answer. Not thought to double-stuff it. Some people go, let's get caught up in a technicality. Oh, we should put double-icing, double-stuffing.

I say double-stuff and double-ice-it. But we can work out the details later. Some, in some manner, to double-stuff a fucking Pop-Tart, one do a bag. Just tell me why you're not going to do it. Because it ain't going to be the people only double stuff shit. Oh,

very much. Unbelievable. I'm not done. Please, I'm just getting started. You got 37 more minutes. That was not 37? I'm doing six minutes. How long did I do so far?

One and a half. I'm not doing it professional because in my normal act that wouldn't go, hell don't go I'd left. So let me truly try to concentrate up here. Okay, with my piano guy's here. Come on, don't do that. Don't do it.

I'll smack you. Anyway. Dude, I love that I have the keyboard right now. Keep going, keep going. So, I don't like when bits are angry. There's enough anger in the world right now. Sometimes when I have a bit, I go, why is it?

That bit was that I was being mean to my keyboard player, who doesn't, obviously there's nobody up here, but why even in a fake bit have someone being yelled at by the... So I'm sorry if I offended anybody. No, I'm not sorry if I offended anybody. I didn't like the energy created for myself. I'm not playing, like, one of that, you know. Oh, I'm just upset because other people might complain.

I didn't like it. Thank you. Okay. You know, ladies and gentlemen, he's got to do everything. He's got something for fucking effort. I'll tell you this right now. Let's go, Todd.

Can I get some volume in this, please? Yeah, turn it up. You want to get your cameras out, people? All the cadets lining the walls outside. Get out your cameras. I want to say thank you to the troops. Thank you to the troops. The improv troops.

All over the world that these improv theaters having their friends come out and see them. Thank you. No one ever thanks the improv troops. The McDonald's in my very... I went into the kitchen in the morning

and I looked these employees in the eye because I knew that in my dream they were getting an honest wage they could raise a family, put money away, and be treated with respect and dignity. And when I walked into the McDonald's, Donald's first thing in the morning, if you must know, was connected to my house in my dream with a breezeway. I walked into the kitchen.

Maybe I was proud of myself, if I must be honest. Truth be told. I walked in and I said, can I get an ice cream? They said, sorry, our ice cream machine is broke. That's the way the dream ends. Are you kidding me? That's embarrassing. Got two songs playing at once.

So when he stops one, the other one keeps going. All right, sorry. Don't be sorry, be glory. Hey, I say, Andy, hold on one second. Stop everything. I go, don't be sorry, be glory. After 20 years, you go, what does glory mean? You ready?

You go, Sensei, for 20 years, I've been going, don't be sorry, be glory. But after 20 years, you go, Sensei, for 20 years, you've been saying, don't be sorry, be glory. What's glory mean, okay? Don't be sorry, be glory. What's glory mean? You're saying, Sensei, for 20 years you've been saying, don't be sorry, be glory. What's glory mean? Okay, don't be sorry, be glory.

Sensei, for 20 years you've been saying, don't be sorry, be glory. What's that mean? Sorry. Anyway. Thank you. And it's not cool for most of these things. I think. Some of them I never used.

They were just on the iPad. Because as you know, when I perform, that iPad is in with the band. So somebody in the band always has the iPad. So some of the... Can I tell you an idea that I had a... Is this on... We're leaving this in your show, right?

Because I want to lay this down so I think it will make me do it. So that's what I'm telling you... Lay it down. It's not. This is not included in my stand-up. I'm going to end. with a bid. We're live, Ben. I'm not going to, I'm going to end with my bid. Should I just come over there and talk about it? No, do it here. Okay, then I'll end with a bit. Here's what I want to do in my

podcast. I want to hire three musicians, guys that I work with all the time. If I had money, I'd pay for six musicians, but I'm being realistic that the day is going to come when I want to do this. So I'll hire like drums, keyboard, and trumpet, you know, make a lot of noise with three. And then I have songs that I listen to. The band does not hear it. I don't mind if they're familiar with this, maybe three or four songs that I, that I, I'm going to do. I don't mind if they're familiar with it. It doesn't hurt. It still makes it a cool thing, I think. So I listen to it. Let's say it's a version of whoever singing a song. I sing it. I sing it along with the music in my earphones, but they're not hearing that. They're just hearing what I'm saying into the mic. It could be reverb in my voice. We can make it sound as good as we can. But so when I'm listening to it, I'm singing as it's coming, the band is trying to accompany me. Now they're familiar with the song because they're allowed to go listen to it. Here's the four songs we're going to do. Get comfortable with it. Here's the version I'm going to be listening to. And then recorded.

I think that would be fun. Yeah. So why don't you do it, that if it's so great? I knew I'd get you. I knew I trick it. Ladies and gentlemen, Todd Glass, everyone. Unbelievable. I don't need any more material.

That story was so boring. No, dude, close the show. Todd, close the show. Like, not close this show, but like, close the bit. Can I do a bit? Yeah, I'm going to act even. I'm not trying to play point here. Yeah, okay, here we go.

So, uh, I'm doing my shopping. I'm doing my shopping. It's a song I wrote. You gave me the drink. I'm doing my shopping. I'm doing my shopping. God. I'm feeling fine.

But there's just some things I can't find. I can't touch them. I can see them. Is this a store or a museum? I need some shampoo. My hair's a mess. Everything's locked up. It's CVS.

I need some toothpaste. I'll check the aisle. There's no employees for sight. I do. Recently, I fell in love. What happened? Well, once upon a time, I was falling in love. But now my heart is just full of pain.

Why can't I touch him? The service dog on my plane. He's wearing that vest He's looking so cool Ignoring my gaze as I break all the rules The owner says no The sign says please don't Hey

But as I say Maybe so fucking I won't Blackout That's my show Good night everybody Yeah Holy shit Holy shit

Let's go Todd To a crawl over you I'm stuck Oh shit Oh again Oh he's tripping So many cables

It's a mess. What is that? It's tripping out. Is that the drug? Todd, unbelievable. No, it's a nightmare out there. How did you feel about that set tonight? Well, it was a little sloppy.

Definitely what of your sloppier was. Oh, shit. What the fuck is going on? Your two-foot cords. You got the iPad. God forbid anybody. No, but this court. Well, it didn't know.

It's this wreck there. Let me move it over here. Okay, I'm calm. How's it going? I'm doing great. How's everything been? Oh yeah The mushrooms are definitely kicking in now

How do you know they're not kicking out Where are you from? The sound boards moving I'm kicking out You don't know if I'm kicking in or I'm kicking out I'm still standing Kicking out means you're coming down That's the scary part

How did you feel about that set? It was sloppy But also fun Why we This is like a problem I have with my set too What Why do we feel like when people like seeing our set, we have to like, we're afraid to like actually like...

Well, because it could be pathetic. You know, that's what we're worried about. Oh, I should say what I'm worried about. Like, oh, he's doing it. But, well, the reason I wanted to do tighter than this... The reason I wanted to do tighter than this, oh, my God, I'd have to lean forward like an idiot. I'd have to be like... I'd be a congressional hearing.

Oh, Your Honor, we're here today because our free lunch program is being cut in our school. You know, those people have to lean into the podium so they have no dignity because they're forced to not have posture. We're here. And they can be asking the most decent thing, and they're there to make the world a better place. They get up. They fucking come to these hearings.

They're better than me. And then they have to lean over, so it makes them look like, our school lunch program. Got cut, you know. Imagine me leaning over people listening. If you don't, I don't give a shit. If you're not going to imagine me leaning over, then I can't try to keep you.

What are we talking about? What do you thank him for, Nick? Oh, my God. I knew we'd get to it. Can we dim the lights for this? We did the lights for this? Maybe it gets... Yeah, get the music going.

What happened? Nick Erlock is still here. Pass. Oh, shut off. Your way. Before Nick does that, how are we all feeling? Are you feeling high? I feel insecure a little.

Why? No, you're good. Maybe because... But I feel. also very good. No, no, go back to why you feel insecure. Just I want to make sure I'm all present. Present.

You are? What do you call? Centered. Being a good, it's okay to be funny, but it'd be a good listener. So I try to remind myself, but that's why when you see me sit up and pull my jacket straight. Yeah. It's a good jacket.

Thank you very much. What brand is about? Well, I don't want to brag. But, uh, no. Coles Cash is a very... But why is it like, we have to, like, feel like. What do we feel like? I don't know. Maybe we don't. Maybe we

don't. It's the same thing when you ask me to entertain. I get kind of nervous and like on my shit. Oh, because it's judge. You're afraid it's soul-bearing a little. But like you're our friend. Because maybe that's why it's weird. I was, by the way,

can I be honest? I wish I would have had my binder because I would have done even tighter. Dude, let's do it again. My binder. My binder I left in I was trying not to mail home as much shit as I possibly didn't have to mail home. So when we were like packing up, I went, I don't need these. There was like 10 binders,

one for every band member, one for me. I'm like, throw them out. I just... You need to put it on iPads for everybody. Eventually, that's what we talked about. Todd, to be honest, like, when I don't have my lyrics sheet, I feel crazy. Really? Yeah.

It's not like I know these songs that have been playing them forever, but it's also like this like, like this security blanket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Can I have a hit? But yeah, I like the binder. It makes me a better performer. You know what's really fun about using the binder?

Number one, for the people listening that don't know or I've never been to a show. You know, I'm not standing up there staring at that. I'm doing comedy. I flip a page. And 10 minutes later, I come back and I flip it a page again. It's just bullet points. And for me, it's more enjoyable. I can go off the beaten path, which makes it fun.

I like to be able to go off the beaten path. That's why I have the binder. Is that why you feel anxious, so? Because you didn't have the binder? Oh yeah, yeah, because I'm so used to having it And you can't go off a beaten path unless you have a beaten path That's what I love about having the binder up there When I do when I headline a show

Or in New York I had a binder every night But the other fun thing about it is If somebody gives you an idea for a joke I did Mike Brubigley's podcast And people were like messaging these Giving me the jokes that I needed Like young names I was like what's a name my uncle wouldn't be

I asked you know because I go My uncle I don't use his real name folks One night on stage I go And I told Mike I said that I go, I don't use this real name. It's too old. I got to young myself down. So I have young names.

I go, what are names my uncle wouldn't have had? And people were sending me really funny things, you know? My question is, like, why do we have to feel insecurity with people like who know you so well? No, no. Who cares? Help me. Where was I going? No, I think where you're going was, like, because of the safety blanket of your, of your, of your, of your, of your, of your, uh, of your, uh,

Binder. Binder. But like, why do you feel it? Oh, yeah. So if somebody helps me with a joke, I don't know why. I want to finish the thoughts, so I'm not more annoying than I already am. But if I think of an idea for a joke, oh, like when I did Mike's podcast, you just write it in. So it's not like, well, I got to remember that tonight.

You turn a page and there it is in Sharpie, real big. And it's just so nice. And I've had, sometimes there's six times that happens. I turn a page because I was able to write it in, didn't have to remember it. So I really enjoy it for that. But if I would have had the binder up here tonight, Yeah, but I feel the same way. Like, when I don't have a set list,

my anxiety level goes kind of crazy. That's funny because you don't follow the set list. I don't follow the set list. But as long as I have something back. Yeah, yeah, you can't have a plan B without a plan A, basically. Right, right. And when your head's spinning, you know, it's different to be able to think of stuff when you're up there.

That's why I always tell the band, I go, my friend Lane, who's been helpful through this whole process, has really, like, cue card handwriting. And the band would, and I would listen to them because you're usually in a hurry, but they would go, oh, I want to, they're all right it. I would go, hey, during the show, write this down. They all have like half sheets, like literally an 8 by 10 fold in half, and it's on their music. Things you can do randomly.

Yeah. But I go, let Lane do them. Speak at a random, we should do karaoke. I'll do that. Oh, yeah, that story was that boring? No, but, like, we're talking about like. You wanted you to perform. You're trying to get us to perform.

I'll do it by the end of the night. I see where you're going. I do by the other night. I'll decide. I know you will. Right now? No. If I just say something to about it, it was like that last year you told me to, to,

it was my first headlining set ever, and you told me to use index cards, you gave me that advice. And it helps so much, though, honestly, like, I even made it into a bit. I was, like, playing with them on stage. I was, like, not to, like, use it. Like, it wasn't, like, a crutch either. I, like, went away from it. But it was so nice, too. We were, like, it was like, all right, what's next?

And I could literally just flip into it. And it was like, it just stimulated the brain of like, ooh, this is new information I didn't see right before. So, Sean, I got to be honest. Like when Todd says, like, you know, like research frasco, I wish he said the same thing to me, like research Sean. So what do you do, bro? I was saying up as well.

Yeah, like in sketches online too. But yeah, no, it's, I feel like you're about to complain about me saying that. Oh, no, no. Oh, no. No, I was going to back yourself. Hold on, hold on. I don't know. About the index cards.

About the index cards. Really? Yeah. I was just going to address the, with specificness. I don't know why it's my own in security, but you're right. As far as I think what I probably said was, you know, just if you go up with a Q card, like, it's all right to you. I used to do the same thing.

I do it in pen and then you can't see it. And your mind's racing. Write it big in a Sharpie so you can put it on the stool. When you're finishing one joke, you don't have to worry. You just glance down and there it is waiting for you. But I always say the same thing. I go, I would not give that advice to anybody. that it didn't have any problem remembering their jokes.

Some people can. But it takes remembering it at least a little better than staring at a note card too close. It takes the... And I also think paper is better than a phone. Yeah, and it was within the context of me telling you, the most I had ever done was 22 minutes and I had to do 45 to an hour.

And I was like, I'm like overwhelmed. And you're like, yeah, you gave me that feedback. Yeah, instead of a teeny little piece of paper, I said, only an 8 by 10 piece of paper. You can lay it out there on the stool. Big 8 by 10, big Sharpie. You can have things. And then it's so comforting to be able to do it.

Can I say as a consumer, if I see a comedian with something on stage, it doesn't bother me at all. If it's funny, it's funny. Who gets it fuck? Once in a while, my sister-in-law was honest with me, and she's right. Like, you don't want to hear it. I don't like to be too close to the page. Sometimes a bit is new. I'm not reading it word for word, but I'm reading the book.

Like, I had a bit where I go, you know, when they put texts up at the end of a documentary or a movie. And I couldn't think of things that I couldn't read in time. Yeah, yeah. So every night I'd say, you know, it's like, oh, the house, there was a tornado in the fall.

Ah, leave the text up longer. I, uh, hang up. But I couldn't think of any. So my, my friend Daniel wrote like four of me, you know, the dog became, but I was so close to the page on it because I was learning them. I knew I needed to be further away from that.

It's no problem if I read the first two words and then I know it. Exactly. Like I said was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just read a few, but I needed to like read the actual sense. It's not a memory kind of.

Because I was learning them. You know what I realized. What did you realize? Sing it or I don't want to hear it. What did you realize? You know, this is the mushroom saga, so like, bear with me on this. We forget to get to know people. What?

We forget to get to know people. Who forgets? I don't forget. Let me get through this. The mushrooms. Like, I think we forget that this. We were like, this is going to be a pot. Like it's supposed to be whatever

But we forget to get to know the people who are here Like I don't even know anything about Sean Like what what's your life bro? That's yeah you know honestly It's like we could talk about like all the fucking fame and shit Even when Todd did tell me like that I was mean usually I was here I was like I also feel weird like really researches someone like the day before I'm like That's what I'm saying like we're hanging

Yeah Like this is what we should do is like get to know each other Especially because I'd be like I have 12 hours. Can I tell you something? And I think Doloff will back me here. I don't even know why I need to say this, but there's a small chance. No, Todd, I get why you want it to. Maybe it's my own insecurity.

You're both reacting to a bit. So it makes me feel bad because I didn't really, you know I didn't tell you rehearse him and I didn't tell you because you don't need to. Sometimes you want to, for a friend, if you're meeting someone, you want to give him a little street credit. You go, that's a funny guy. I could have done that. that, but I didn't. No.

So now you're both going, oh, we didn't need to do what Todd said. We'll just learn. Oh, my God. I didn't even insinuated. God damn it, Todd. No, I'm right. I think I'm right.

Todd. Because you're both sitting here. No, it was you're insecure. You're talking, you're deflecting. You're deflecting going, no, I didn't need to do what Todd said. I just figure we'll learn about each other here. Oh, my, my. And then you go, plus it would have been weird to do it two hours from the show.

We're having intense conversation. Like, I gave any validity at all that they should research somebody. By the way, not that I wouldn't do that ever. I might go, hey, my friend Andy will be there. I could do it in Monterey. I could go, hey, watch his video. Watch his video. You should know who he is.

But then this was like, oh, I said, go do a deep dive into Andy Fresco. No, Todd, you're taking it. Maybe I'm taking it the right way. You're not, I'm fine either way. I mean, I'm fine now that I mentioned. No, I'm not. Yes, sir.

You think I'm attacking you on this, on this passing. No, no, no, I don't think you're doing. I don't, honestly. I don't think you're doing it knowingly. I just think somehow in the universe that got put out as like a thing that I was really suggesting. Oh my. Oh, no. No.

No. No. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't know. Just being like, he was like, oh, yeah.

Wait, I just want to say, you gave enough information to where I could have. And so I felt, if anything, I felt guilty. And I was like, well,

I feel like I, I know he's a musician. I should try and look into it. But then I was like, ah, but I'll just go meet him there and I'll find out about it. Yeah, it's actually,

you know what? Like what we did when you first got here. Hey, don't make my insecurity about you, man. No, okay. I'm going to back down and decline. You know, once you don't mind not being right, life gets easier. As soon as Nick goes, I didn't get that, I went, oh. Yeah, I didn't get that at all, yeah.

That's what I thought. Then I just forgot, sorry, but it wasn't about like. Todd, it wasn't about. It wasn't about. They were just having a conversation without you. I know that's weird, but. But no way you have to do this bad crowd work with me. You're so funny.

But I'm not a comedian. I don't know how to do crowd work. Well, but what I was saying is, like, we forget to, like, get to know people who are new to the crew. Yeah. We just end up just, like, doing our own thing and we forget to get to know. Like, this is a new homie. Yes. All we know is buses.

All we know is about buses. All we know of that he loves buses. That was fun. But, like, who are you as a dude? You know what I'm saying? He likes buses. He likes buses. That was my over.

Yeah, yeah. But, like, it's true. Like, we forget this is what we do with. Like, what type of buses to ask him. Is that what you mean? Yeah, yeah. We just go, oh, we don't really listen. What type of buses do you like?

Todd, no! I'm trying to be nice. Todd! Why don't you care? You're the one sitting here saying we should... Somebody get this guy a mic. Can I tell you something? And I think it's worth saying, I do take into heart what you're saying.

A lot of times when we hadn't done a podcast in a while and we would get back in the room, we just started doing bits with everybody. And it was like an hour into it, I would go, oh, my God, Aristotle. I would feel... I didn't ask you what you did over the holidays. We just got back in the room. in the room we started doing bits. So you're right.

Like, here's Sean. We don't know him that well. So we're like, yeah, that's right, Sean. Tell us more about your TikTok and your Instagram. He's got 200,000 people. He's fucking right. He should watch videos about it. I told you before he gets here.

He well read. You look like a fucking, seriously, you make me look like shit, Andy. It's embarrassing. Sean, no, people know Sean. In the circles of social media, when Sean walks in a room, most influences are going to know who Sean is.

And you just, yeah, You asked him when he came in to get you, do you get me a dye cranberry? Soda. He thought he was a waiter because he's wearing a black shirt, but it's obviously a nice. Todd. It's like a really nice. I got to know with the bonfire. I can run it down for you.

Todd. What Andy. This is what you do. Am I holding a banana? Because it started to feel like I was holding a banana. It's gone bad. This is what you do. No, I don't do anything.

This is why I love you so much. Because, like, you have so many friends who are, like, big dogs in the industry who all respect the hell out of you. And you're just, like, humble, you're just like humble brag. People are like, yes, guy, he's a comedian. I think I did. What? Am I high or scared? I'm thankful for, like, you could be both.

Who do I humble brag? No, but, like, you know, you're like, what you do is what's really powerful for you that I've learned. It's like, don't overhype someone. Yeah. until you meet the person. You're like, yeah, this guy's a comedian. This guy's good at what he does. I know he's hanging out with you, so he's a legend.

And then he's a fucking king like that shit. I'm like, I don't know. You're oversell people. What I told you, though. Trusting the cell. Andy, I know you're trying to deflect, but what I said to you, I said, Andy, you should go watch at least 15 of his videos

and be able to ask some questions like you care about most of them. Oh, my God. Gaslight. I think it was like you didn't do any of that verse. No, then I told him, watch the ones with us in it, too. Because I wanted to, you know, get my name out there. I said, there's some with us, and he plays a guy in the supermarket once. And I said, this big and suck a dick.

I know, but what I'm trying to say is, Tom. I want to hear about him. Let's, yeah, I want to know, but, like, glass, you don't realize how many people you inspire. You know. Ask you about him. I get it. Look at all these fucking legends who are fucking loving you. You need to take the flowers glass.

Yeah. And even like when I was saying that story earlier about seeing him at San Jose State, it was like seeing him ride the people at the, like, the front that didn't like them. And like me and the people in the back were like in tears. Like it was like beautiful watching. That was the first ever like comedy show I saw. That was for sure like definitely like it made me want to pursue stand up specifically too. And I'm like, I can't wait to make you uncomfortable because I know that you hate this yet.

Yeah, yeah. Because you know why? I hate it, I'll be honest. Because it was in the way of Sean telling about something. You were going to dig a little. He's been saying the bus thing, but you were going to dig deeper. We will. I mean, we have another two hours of this.

Yeah. What I'm trying to say is like glass. I'll take the compliment. It's very sweet. I appreciate it. But like all these different types of people. Yeah. You guys, you inspire us.

Well, thank you. So, fucking. Thank you. It melts my heart. Thank you. Witch hazel. You can't handle. You can't.

It takes you right back to the art of that. He still got witch hazel, taking his ass with witch hazel. Yeah, let's not put them too far. By the way, I don't fully understand what witch hazel is. What is witch hazel? Yeah, I don't know. What the fuck is it? Can we talk about that on the air?

No. Or whatever we're doing this? Is it in the air? Where do they get this? Yeah. You know that it's got to be in the app or they can't fucking get it. Did he not bring it up on here? We did bring it up.

No. Yes, we did. Well, tell me a game because I don't remember. It was during the dude wipes conversation. Remember, he was the guy. You guys said, I used just witch hazel. I was on my way up to do stand-up. What is which hazel?

Witch hazel's like, I don't even know how to explain what it is. It's an extrinsent. Oh, my God. I think I have Alzheimer's. Extringent. You brought her. How do I not remember that? Maybe it could have been embroidered, but it's okay.

He uses witch hazel. I don't know what it is, but I assume it softens the tissue and makes it, it gives it a wetness to it. It's more of a, yeah, it does, it does. I think it's time. Yeah, because you can't clean shit with dry. Everyone made that joke. If a dog's shit in your house, you wouldn't run over to the carpet and wipe it up with the dry paper towel and then walk away. Now I'm really hungry.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. See, Andrew's timing is fucking everything. You just go with laser precision timing.

You can always go back later but even if it doesn't make any sense, people go, it's too late, it got to laugh. Yeah, exactly. Sometimes it does make sense.

Yeah, who cares? Thank you, by the way. And during that conversation, you said you use it really dry. I'm, you're blowing my mind

because I'm learning new information now. Oh, I know. And I hate this stuff. It's very personal, so I'm always shy about it, but I said it, but I don't want to keep repeating it.

Oh, my God. Wait, can I actually reflect back and say, do you judge him for that? What do you do? Dry wipes. You use the dry wipes. Oh, my God. No, what do you do? I'm afraid to do this now because you don't think I'm clean. Do you ever thought I was clean, though? No, I think you're clean.

Yeah. Oh, no, specifically the wipes. I'll be honest. I've never. I work. I mean, I go and dry as hell. I should at work because it saves time. Yeah, exactly.

Oh, God, I'm getting sick to my stomach. I don't shit. But, Andy, as far as you being clean, I mean, it's easy to answer, honestly. I don't, not that I've ever made an assertion on your showering and how you scrub, but I can tell you, and all the time I've known you, it's not a bad, bad quality to have, I've never, you've never smelled. Okay. Your breath and your hair. Yeah, you've never smelled.

So it's like, that's, that's, that's, I think that's, I think you're safe. He has an experience. As, as like an OC about cleanness. Yeah. Do you think I'm cleanly? Yeah, I've seen your house. I think you're very clean. Very clean house.

I can attest to that. I like your cleanliness, your house. What matter of fact, to this day, I go, Andy, did you really decorate that at your house yourself? I really did. I don't believe him. I don't believe you. He constantly moves everything. No, but it had a good style.

I helped a little bit, but he's... He did. He's got OCD and he'll just constantly change where everything's at. But you can have OCD and just move shit around and it looks ugly. He made it look good. The kitchen was his... He's talking about the art. I looked at his house on Zillowlo.

The furniture, the art, everything. I think all that. The streamline, the cleanless, it's still warm. You can still go sit. I mean, a lot of it was what he bought. You know, but you put it together. I put it all right. You didn't have a decorated.

He said you had a, he goes, you know, Andy, he's full of shit. Do not make me look like a horrible. He goes, he's got big decorators. You know this is my fucking shit. Yeah. You've learned. from him and made your place. It's another flower.

Dolof said, in all fairness to me. I know this is a... It's not a bit. Dolof said... Can I... Can I... You're not... I'm sure you're not nervous about something.

He said, Todd. Andy's got... I feel... I know you care so much about decorating and, you know, the design of a room. I hate to see him waste your time. He had a decorator. He did.

You don't know why he's saying he did. That's what he told me. He goes, he did. He had like three decorators. He spent a lot of money. Because I remember him saying, he goes, I remember him saying, I do feel a little guilty. This is what Andy said to me. He said to me. He goes, I do feel guilty.

I spent like $25,000. God damn it, Glass. I hate how quick you are. This sucks. Do you have any brothers or sisters? God damn. Back to Sean. Yeah.

How many? Let's hear. Give us a little bit. Come on. Introduces it to your brother. Okay. Right? Yeah.

Of course. Two brothers. Two brothers. What are their names? Nicholas and Patrick. How old are they? They're 30 and 26. Oh, they're almost dead.

Stealing that. Jesus fucking crap. Couple good years left. Couple good years. Tops. I mean the, I'm a freaking nature. Do you remember the golden girls? Yeah.

Okay. The golden girls. girls they were just out of college. I want you to do this. Yes, sir. I want you to interview Sean like you're a mental health therapist. No, but this ruined,

this makes me feel horrible. I want to interview Sean like your Frankenstein. Hey, what are you going to say? You're going to chop his head off. So, you're woody out. I don't want to make judgment on. Okay. But I love whatever you say.

No, no, no, no. I just won't do it. All right, fine. What do I do about you said a mental health therapist? What are the fucking is your class? It's horrible. What's you going to diagnose me? Can I tell your audience one thing?

I don't, when he presses these buttons, I don't hear what's going on here. So he could be being rude to me and I have no idea. No, you probably did a toilet flush for all I know. I did. I did. What I'm going to say is, what I'm going to say is if you have a five-minute interview with this slide you right here, what would you do? You're on the clock. Okay. When did you get on TikTok?

Is 20, during the pandemic. Were you on Instagram first? As a, like, as just a guy doing, you know, saying hey, what's up on me? But TikTok, you started to see, oh, my numbers are actually fucking growing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they got a thing going over in China or something. It was, yeah, they didn't have an algorithm like that on any other platform. They got picked up easy.

And can you loan me 50 bucks? No. Come on, dude, I invite you over here. Oh, fine, yeah, you're right. Thank you. Give me 50 bucks. I'm charging. I charge you.

Three and a half minutes. Keep going. Well, Jesus. Left? Did you ever steal anything? No. Not really. Honestly, one time I actually stole dog food and then I'm running back.

Can I make a suggestion? Don't take this the wrong way? Start stealing more. No, it's okay. I don't. You can't steal from these mom and pop places. No. Come on, please.

Actually, I lied. I did do a few things in Target, but then I heard they keep track of it, so I stopped. I'm not fucking stealing from time What? Sorry, Zop Sorry, he's up

It's scary What are you working at a gas station 90 seconds They tried to catch me 90 seconds I ran and got my car Pealed out of there Cops are flying down

The 405 Oh my God My scarf's out the window I swear to God And I'm like You'll never catch me Copper Yeah yeah

It was a white bronze guy I said that I literally said that You got 40 more seconds 40 more seconds Do you get along with your brothers Yeah I'm asking My God, you were the fucking funniest person on earth.

I need to recoup my time to the chairman in my interview with him. I need to recoup my 40 seconds. I'm asking valuable questions that later I will tell you why I'm asking them. In a short period of time, I have very quick answers that are helping make an assertion on his stability. Okay. So can I do a side story? Do you get along with your brothers? Yeah.

Do you get along with your mom? Yeah. Hmm. Anything. Do you along with your dad? Same like, uh, Is he married to your mom?

No, no. Okay. Hmm. Do you ever, do you ever choke anybody to death? I told you I'd get him.

No, did you ever want to choke? Did you ever think about choking anybody? Honestly, no. You mean? I know that's not as fun, but it's like, you're on seven minutes.

You know what? You don't have to be, it doesn't, this is, this is no time to be fun. No, no, man. I've never even fucking,

thought about it from one second of Chugas I wanted to death. Yeah, I did only one person that was staring at me in the first row not smiling. That was just Tuesday. Okay, this is what I want to do, Glass. You know enough about them?

No, you had five minutes to do that. I want to do it the same five minutes. Sure. All right. You think you're going to think of better questions? I drained the pot. Oh, shit. You know why I asked some of those questions? Is this an interview battle? It's an interview battle. I like it. He seems like a

stable person to me. Yeah. Okay, don't tell me yet. You need my five minutes. Okay, because the information I found will shock everybody. That's not how to keep people coming back. You should do Rosie O'Donnell. That I should.

Hey, Sean, how are you doing on the show? Good, good. Thanks for having me. What happened to you when you're, like, 6th grade? What's your, like, most fearful memory? Oh, God. Most fearful. My most embarrassed would be when my entire class and middle school found out my initials

are STD. Why did you feel that way? Dude, I came back to class. I left because I had a bloody nose, so came back to a new class. They all changed seats, like, you know, a whole new period. I knocked on the door, and I'm not even getting it. It feels fake saying it, but I swear to God.

The girl sitting at my desk said, hi, STD in front of the entire class, and they all started laughing. How'd that make you feel? Like, dude, even the teacher was laughing. You know, you should. to sit. Oh, this is my interview.

I felt like shit. This is my interview. I let you. I let you. I let you. I did let you interject. And then you guys are doing dough. No,

no. Your honor, I need to reclaim my dog. This doesn't count. Okay. How did it make you feel when everyone was making fun of you? Oh my God.

So I was like, I felt so behind. I was like, I didn't know what to do. Now I was like, I got to own it. I got to tell people those are my initials before they find out. Right.

Yeah, because I just felt so, I was like, oh, my God, they figured me out. They know who I am. Wait. So how's that, chill? Glass is my idea. Boy, like I'm on the- This is my fucking interview. Chill.

Okay. Okay. So how did that energy drive you to, like, try to be such a gangster in what you're doing now? Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah. I guess, uh, I was like, again, about, like, taking ownership, but I was like, well, I'll say the funny thing before, you know, people get to it on their own, you know? It's like, I think there's something powerful about that.

Like, you know, you're like, I get a, the jokes are my narrative, too, you know. Yeah, and to chip on the shoulder, that's what makes you work harder, right? Yeah, yeah, it's true as well, yeah. Three minutes of 20 minutes. Three minutes of 20 minutes. My uncle has Andy won, I think. You know, some people have a chip on their shoulder? What?

You said a chip on their shoulder. My uncle does not have a chip on a shoulder, but he has shit on his shoulder. And people, it's, he smells. No. He smells, to be honest. We both had five men's wish, John. I feel bad that my friend is outside. Should I just not think about it?

But he's like he can't come in here. He's fine. He doesn't want to be here. He drove all the way here. And tell him to come over here. No, he doesn't want to because of a certain thing he's got going on in his life. Let him. Well, he doesn't want to be on the thing.

He's with the FBI. Okay. Glass. He's an undercover detective, but he sucks. So we both had five minutes with Sean. Yes, sir. What did we learn from? Well, we learned that he's anxious.

No. I guess you do, actually. Right, exactly. What is he, a mirror? Well, Sean, I think, goes along with who I already thought he was. Honest answer. You have more experience than I do. I'm only comedically gathering this information,

but what I'm trying to do is, like, put it together with as much shit. Is there anything I could conclude? Yeah. Not that I needed to conclude anything. But I think he's pretty much good energy. I think it makes sense with his questions that we've asked him. But his relationship with his brother really worried me.

Oh, my God. Obviously, there's anger there to what he said. Like, is one half another thing? That's what you're thorough. The only way you go, a half of another, like, half of another. like half of another He's a Labradoodle A Labradoodle

Is one Byerish No I don't want My open-minded family He's a labruddle My niece just had a baby With a Labradoodle

Yeah yeah Yeah My I've never seen a baby doodle You can have that That's funny That's very funny You can have it

Hey let me tell you some joke like that I'll say thank you I love my butt That is a fair question, but no, one of my brothers is not a half a dog. No, all dog. No, I'm just saying that. Labrador. No, what I'm just saying, you know, you could, oh, no, I don't, I forget we're recording.

I think my, my thichotherapy on Sean is the same thichototherapy I have on everyone. I can't even talk. It's all right. Just relax. Speed it up. What I'm trying to say is, I think. he has the same thing. Speed it out. That's the worst thing to say.

Knowingly, I know. Comedically, speed it out. Right, right, right. If anything, take your time. You can't get your thought time. Speed it up. This poor man has had to put, like, deal with me for 200 episodes.

I like it. I like it. I'm glad that you like it. It's a good dynamic. I get to do my thing. We're going. Now you guys in every minute. We're going him next.

I want to know five things about him. Okay, fuck. I'm going to let you pick. I think Sean has the same DNA Everyone has that wants to make it in the music industry Or the entertainment industry How old do you think Sean is? I'm going to say 26

He's 17 How are you, Sean? No, he's 18, you're 18? You're 18, you just turned 18, right? 28? He's 18, we're cool. Yeah, and 18. So we both went to the same high school.

Yeah, yeah. So you consider some... The scenery is a freshman. That's all all of it too. You know yourself a millennial or what's under the millennial? Gen Z. What are you to do you yourself? I don't know.

I was somewhere in between. I'm 97, so I feel like that's a reoccurring thing. I feel both. I feel both. Wow. Which what you should. So you don't even remember 9-11 at all. 9-11 is funny.

I remember the idea of 9-11. They think of 9-11, they go, Ha-ha-ha-ha. People were. It's Pearl Harbor. Yeah. The Gen Z, Pearl Harbor. I remember drawing something about it the next day, I think.

We were like, dude. How old are you when 9-11 happened? Four. Four. No, five. Yeah, four, four. I was 12. Yeah.

No, honest. Oh, my God. I'm not as old as you, Andy. I know, I know, we were 12. Sixth grade. I remember my mom came into the living room, and she said, boys gather around. Guys, put on CNN. She said, put on CNN, something's going on big time.

Yeah, I remember. You know it's so funny? You say 12? I was exactly 12 when 9-11 happened. You were 12? We were in fifth grade, right? No, we were in seventh grade. Two or 14.

Did you get the monstrosity of... 12 is fifth grade, 13 is 6, 14 is 7th. Did you get the monstrosity of what was happening? What? Did you get the... The scope? It was scary, the scope. It was very scary.

It was petrifying. Was it petrifying for you at that age? It was very scary, but I also felt a thing of companionship, everyone had each other's backs. It was the last time we were all united. Well, you know, that is sort of going back, and I'll take it back to Mr. Rogers, anytime I get the chance.

You know, what he said, look for the helpers. The reason I like that is because it's not like make believe, it's not like whatever you believe in, but it's like so tangible. It's like you look for the helpers. And the specifics are like when we're seeing how bad we can be

as a species and how it's okay to think, look for the helpers, because they exist coincide with the evil, and it's important to see it. There's actually more. I know, but like... Yeah, and you can look and see it. There's more uppers.

When you need it, if you just look for it, and to me it's like an extension cord during 9-11, I think that was the picture that became iconic. So what do you think it's going to happen to, like, get everyone united again like 9-11? My idea, poop blinkers. I told you a long time ago. I have an idea.

It's called poop blinkers, and you put it all when you have to poop. And I think even if somebody ahead of you had a, a bumper sticker from like another candidate, which you didn't agree with. What are you having to Santa Fe or something? Everyone does unite because they think it's a bad idea. Well, because they think it's a good idea.

So in other words, here's what happens. The guy ahead of you, maybe he's got a bumper sticker from somebody you wouldn't vote for. But he's got his poop blinkers on. You turn to your significant other. Honey, let him in. He's got his poop blinkers on. Your instincts, even with a who knows a bumper sticker,

you go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. You let the guy in, and he waves. Thank you. Thank you. maybe a Trump supporter waved in a But he's also a dumb supporter Do you?

Listen, it's not time for jokes. Here's what I'm saying. I'm going on Shark Tank to sell that idea on Tuesday. I have a special horn and it makes a shit sells. What are we talking about?

We were talking about this. Okay, this is what we're talking about. We were talking about what's the next 9-11 to get everyone connected. What's the next pilot? It doesn't have to be 9-12. Yes, indeed.

9-12. Of course. I know, not like a tragedy like that. Like, what else can we do? I know what you're saying. Here's the guy that doesn't know what you're saying. You're ready? I know what you mean.

No one. I don't think Al-Qaeda was just trying to get us to connect, do you? Listen, okay. So back to immigration. I'm trying to unite people again. Well, how are we going to unite people again? You're new. You're new.

dance dance dance song yes thank you Todd it's new dance dance dance dance Andy shy I think it's time all right let me tell you something when you do that song

Todd stop wait this could be this could be a number this could be a nine eleven I'm not the big dancer The cops are here the cops are here I'm gonna go to your show

and I'm gonna fucking out dance doll off I'm gonna go across the stage if I want to wear a funny outfit with like maybe dress up as like a kangaroo or something whatever I feel like doing I'm going to dance all over the whole fucking stage. So when are you going to be doing that song in L.A.?

Do you have a date yet? It's a lot of money for a guy like you. A group of like just various races of people all hugging and hanging out after leaving the show. And they're like, that was our 9-11 in there. Yeah, what's going to bring us together? Yeah, that's really, okay, you know. We feel united. We need another 9-11.

Well, I think a hug might. Let's get into religion. It's not what he meant. Why am I for teaching you on something you didn't mean? I'm sorry, dude. These guys are funny. I don't know what you're fucking. These guys, they'll stab you right in the back.

All everybody in the show. They play in June 1 in January? These motherfuckers are not even listening. Hey, shut the fuck up. I'm listening. I hear everything, bitch. I'm a five man. These guys will stab you in the back.

I'm the only one that cares. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard you. No, that's true. So, right, now interview Dolov. No, I think it's time for him to get on. I'll perform. Let me take a quick fist.

Oh, yeah. And then we'll invite. Nick, what are you think? friend in, who's part of the FBI. My friend's in the FBI. I didn't want to keep mentioning it because he asked me not to. Well, Lyndon B. Johnson. Okay, this is what we're going to do.

Yes. Take a break. I got to take a piss. Yeah. I need you to do a five-minute interview with Nick. Yeah, let's get to know each other. See if you get to know him, and I'll do the same interview. Oh, yeah.

Okay, great. And he won't even hear yours. It'll be like. And the clock is ticking. Get the fuck out of here. Andy, is that your shih Tzu? You brought her. No, Andy brought a shih Tzu.

He owns a, he has a shitsu. Any, any, and it's, it looks like he shaved it. I think it's a Kia. It's an Akia Shih Tzu. Kea Shih Tzu. Do you have any brothers? I have one brother. How old is he?

37 or eight? On a scale from one to ten, how well do you get along? We get along great. Hold on, you have ten seconds to answer. Okay. Click, clock, click, click, click. Yes. You get a lot right.

Great. Three. Great. We go on grade Oh it's going No how many How many On a scale from one to ten

Oh sorry Ten being the seven So you have to let me finish Okay sorry Get a gun Okay on a scale from one to ten How well do you get along with your brother 7.8

Okay okay We're not close but when we are together We go on great That's good You know that's how I'm with My mom's German Shepherd Yeah yeah 7.8

Well whenever he's no I'm done Oh wait I'm recording I keep forgetting we're recording. That's probably why I shouldn't be doing it. I don't think we are. Where did you? I have no idea where you grew up. Fort Wayne, Indiana.

Fort Wayne, Indiana. And then I lived in Indianapolis forever. I went to a comedy club there once and I wanted to bring the staff in some. Summit City? I grew up like three minutes from the comedy club. It was like the funny firm or something. It used to be Snickers and then it turned into Summit City. There'd be these comedy clubs in like places like that.

Yeah. Like 300 people. Yeah, it's the one I'm talking about. because it's only one in the town. I grew up like three minutes from that building. And they do well for some years. That's all they got going on. Right.

Yeah, and it's fairly funny all the time, even if they don't know the people. There's still markets like that. These are small town people. It's like they're easier to impress. This is not the shit that I perform in front of. No, no.

I have high-end people that know about comedy come out to see me. Right, right, right. The Dregs of society. Jerry Seinfeld is like that back of the day. Yeah, Jerry Seinfeld. No. Don't get me started You want to ask me about sisters now?

Oh yes So you Thank you very much What did your dad do for a living? A sale, sort of a say A very boring basic normal Don't be rude I'll take 10 if I wanted

Normal guy Normal Midwest sort of You know I don't actually know Some kind of sales job I have a friend like that His name is Dave Olson And my dear friend

But every so often I mean I don't do it anymore But I used to go Okay I'm going to ask what he does. I have to know what he does. So, like, people always ask me, I talk about him. I talk about him. They go, what does your friend do? I go, you know what, it's embarrassing? I don't know.

And people don't care, but I move. So the last time I was with him, I go, Dave, I know we've done this three or four times over the years. What is it that you do? He starts telling me, I swear, 10 seconds, and I go, oh, no, we're just going to have to keep it the way of this. Secretary of State. I'm already lost, something like that. He always, you know, the school wants money, so they usually go to the IPA programs. Well, they come in with me, and I'm The middle? Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah. So, but you were saying about your, about your, oh, and was your mom and dad married still? They're divorced as hell. And they don't get along? No, they get along, but they both have had other marriages and both been divorced again.

Do you get along with any of your parents, new spouse? Travel what? My mom's single now, so yeah, I get along with him pretty good. Yeah, she's single. Yeah. Right. Does she want to meet somebody? I'm not even joking. think she's very happy where she's at she works hard she's a nurse practitioner women's health she she really yeah she worked for Planned Parenthood for like 30 years she's an STD specialist back to him it's called a callback STD yeah uh I think she's pretty happy with her books and her dog and her career yeah you know people um uh I've heard that's been said a few times when you know not that you shouldn't search for love but I've heard a few my mom being one of them she got really independent I think it's easier for women.

I've noticed it. It's easier to what? For women to be independent, like in their 60s of men, I think. Yeah. Something about that. I don't like this much time with Nick. Guess what? We have to let you go.

Oh, shit. You take these breaks, and it's embarrassing. We have the network reading that, breathing down our back. Dude wipes. Dude wipes. That's our new sponsor. Yeah. We had to get rid of you.

Do you use dude wipes? I hate them. Oh, so that's okay. What do you do? The peppermint ones taste really good. We started talking about this. Just dry. Yeah.

It's okay. Well, let's get that fixed. Even if you carry like with, I don't, like I said, I don't, oh, I don't want to talk about this again. It's my own fault. I'm sorry. We're talking about Nick. Nick. Now, Nick.

Yes, my mom knows everything about STDs. Your mom say that again? Nurse practitioner, like a women's health. Let me tell you something about nurse practitioners. I really mean this. Thank God for nurse practitioners. They're great. Because they'll give you, in two situations, they'll really give you so much more time.

They're so fucking knowledgeable. And I've had like two great experiences. Like there's no, they just come in the room. It's just a little, it's a whole different energy. Yeah, yeah. It's like a doctor with, it's like just below a doctor like professionally. A little calmer. A little calmer.

You feel safer with them. Yeah. So this has been 10 minutes with Nick. You learned a lot about my mom and my. And your dad, does he still work? Yeah. He's retired. Oh, we don't use that word anymore.

It's, no, yes. He's mentally retired. God damn it Isn't Nick a genius? No, Nick's a funny fuck Yeah But I think he knows that You know you can say that they're empty words

But he sees me Yeah but like I don't have a tight fog or anything Yeah you could Yeah everyone Well you can be funny fucking not want to do stand-up I don't want to do stand-up Yeah you can still have

You can still be a funny Are you on a phone right now? No, I'm just pretending Just to be a agent Who's sitting here? Don't love He's grabbing more

I feel like Can I give We love to give five minutes Yeah we go Well I like Yeah but then I want to see you perform I will totally I don't want to put him on the spot

He might not want to Some days if you feel What? I thought you meant Sean Some days Should we have Sean do five too I'd be down for that

I think more than merrier Sean you want to do five I want to go out and tell Do your worst five Do your worst five Let me do you do You don't have to. You don't have to. Let me, let's finish this baby. Let's finish this big of, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Make it about me for like... Yeah. Let's go. We can pivot back this way when we go to close. Yeah. But you're right. Why is that even funny? So, yeah, they're divorced. Anyway, back to the Andy. Hold on, hold on. My agent. Oh, it's my agent. I'm not... By the way, I don't know...

12. All right. Wow. What did he ask? How many percentage? Oh, Jesus Christ. There's something... He's Catholic, so it's lower. Yeah. Do you think... Okay, before we go to Nick,

while we talk about Nick. Don't bring me into anything that's going to make me feel bad. Do you think Nick's going to get picked up by someone more famous than me? I don't know the landscape out there right now. All right, I just, I learned everything I need to learn. Nick, when are you going to perform?

What? Some days it feel good. I want to perform. No, you're trying to get out of it? No, I'm not. I don't want to hear any complaints about that piano. I've had it for 25 years. No, no, no, no.

Is it really? It's a fucking, I get more nervous. I get more nervous of performing in front of Nick. Can I tell you something? I am scary. I almost now. Don't want to make you. No, I want to do it.

I'm going to do it. Right answer. A deal is deal. Well, I was going to let you go up there and go, la, la, la, la, la. You know, just fuck around as long as it's happening. No, I want to give it. I want to give it. You promised him.

does sometimes. He gives me one. He goes, Someday, it's like you. Yeah, and then he moves on. He goes, blah, blah, blah. I'm lonely people.

You give me one line of your song. I need the whole song. I want the anthem. I want the audience to throw to. I know, but like... I want you to perform like it matters. I will. Other than that, I can give a shit.

Like your life depends on life. Yeah, where's Ernie? Your career. Act like Ernie and Bert in the audience from Sesame Street. This is what I'm worried about. Bernard. Why are you worried?

What I worry? It's the same thing of like you feeling insecure about doing a set with your in front of your friends. You've seen your set. So sometimes, because Nick is the greatest musician in my life. Go on. Go on. No, I don't think it's true. No.

I'm good. You know Benny Bloom. You know. I know. I get it. You know what? Vinnie saw Nick. And I agree.

The first time I saw Nick. Vinny goes, he goes, Nick's like a badass. I go, right? Because, you know, hey, we liked you anyway, but then we saw you, I know, compliments are hard, but you're right, just go inward and accept it. I'm Catholic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I get it. They're all, but it's better to get him than not. Yeah, yeah, I like it. He was looking, looks like a badass, right? So, I'm about to offer you some money. Okay, keep going. I would, like, pivot that it was Shark Tank.

Yeah, yeah. Complimenting you, it follows up. So here's the offer. You know I met Nick? You said it in the... No, you never said. Yeah. Everyone in Denver said,

the only impression you need to me in Denver is Nick Earlock. Oh, really? Yeah. For a co-host on the podcast or a musician. No, go-host and the podcast. Both. Because, like, he's like a musician I respect. I'll give you your flowers.

I'm good. He's a musician I respect, and also, like, a musician that understands everything I'm doing in this whole fucking world And also, you know, he's like respecting that he's fucking He's funnier than everyone else in this fucking scene. Yeah, Nick's a funny fuck.

Yeah. Short and sweet. All right, five minutes now. Can I give him five minutes? Oh, my God. I'm in no hurry. Are you sure? Well, we're at, I got work in the morning.

Fine hours is coming over. I got work in the morning. He is on the world. You swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God, fine is coming. Oh, my God. All right.

Let me give Fine Arts. That's a... Hold on. Let me go to the bathroom. You can go the bathroom. This is my turn. Give Nick. Fine Arts is a department of a unit.

You're ready what? Nick. Yeah. Hey, Nick. What's up, buddy? You're on the podcast. Open your eyes. Are you doing Christmas?

Are you ever going to leave me? No. Why would I do that? Why not? For what? I don't know. So I could leave me for Todd? No, I couldn't.

You leave me for Sean. Sean is fucking gangster. Sean's the man. No, I'm not going to leave you. Sean, you give a show on the mic. Sean. I'd do a side pod with you, though. That would start.

You know what's not. I haven't. Sean. Are you looking for a co-host? He doesn't have a podcast. He's a TikTok guy. I'm getting everything together beforehand. Yeah, yeah.

Just to follow me. Yeah, actually, you know what I am. No, I'm not going to leave you. I like this. Are you sure? I like my role here. I know, I feel like I, you don't get the flowers enough. And I just want to say you deserve the flowers.

Thank you. I get flowers. So sweet, folks, but so sweet. That was funny yesterday in the podcast chat. Everybody was like, I'm thankful for all of you. I just go, good job, everybody. How many people are you work with, Sean? How many?

Yeah. What's the deal with airline food? What's the deal with TikTok fighting in famous? Is like, do you have a lot of people working for you or what? No, no. Vak, and I honestly probably should. I get very overwhelmed trying to figure everything out. You make money on TikTok with that many followers?

Yeah, yeah. But, yeah. It's just way more than Instagram, actually, because they stopped most of their programs. Is it per view? Is it per view? Is it per view? How does that work on TikTok? Pervue?

Yeah, it's literally, as long as well, right now what they do is if it's over. over a minute long only. But all my videos were always hovering around that minute mark anyways. So now I just consciously make sure they're over a minute. You've right, like six seconds of silence at the end just to get there. I've literally thrown old videos that are like 55 seconds and I'll just throw a J-Pag image at the end. I'm like, I don't care. So it's per view.

It's like. Yeah, yeah. Interesting. Okay, so a video you got famous for, do you regret it being famous versus something that you didn't? that you wanted to get famous for? No, honestly, there's no, there's none of my popular videos that I'm like, sometimes I'm like too selective

maybe, but like, yeah, because I'm only like, I feel like I don't post enough to be like, oh, these are regrets. They're all like, I'm like, yeah, yeah, I try to be like, at least kind of. No, and that's, but more people, I should have more of that mentality.

I do feel like I do give partially a fuck every time. I'm like, I don't want to post this. I have a lot of it. lot of drafts. Yeah, but you get what I mean. Like, it's like in the end, it's just like, it's no, no, you're right. And I just, but it's harder, it's easier to say that and then for me at least to follow through with them and J-Tacost.

Yeah. That's a problem what we're having right now. Like lottery tickets. Yeah. It's like, we don't know what to, we know what works and we're afraid to not do what might not work. Yeah. Well, sometimes you stuff you don't think it's going to end up working to.

Todd, I ended up working. up just talking about TikTok marketing and not good you know what we have to do Andy we have to wrap what we're wrapping up why you got somewhere to be well you got a shit

to talk about on the podcast but Steve Finarch is here but they just want to be able to hang out let's hang out all right guys this is your buddy I'm gonna do one song I'll do one song I think we've covered it all you know no he's gonna be a song no

before you do that we gotta finish it before I'm thankful for what do you think I mean, it's funny her that way. What song you're going to do? I want to talk about, I haven't asked what you're thankful for, and I haven't asked what Nick is reading. Yes, you did. I said Doloff.

I mean, I know that I said there's other things, too, but that was one of them, and I said Doloff. I think I got my turn. That's a goddamn cop out. If I take another, no, you know what it does? If I take another turn, it looks like, oh, that's like a joke. No, that's my turn. He was genuine.

I used my turn. You said blog. Do we ask you what you're going before? Yeah, you haven't gone. And Nick said pass. Yeah, pass. Nick said pass. Everyone got with the grateful.

Andy, can we tell you what we really, this is what we got together. Yeah. We appreciate you, man. Yeah, hit that applause. You're so cool. You know what, Andy, you inspire me to have more fun. Yeah? And live life.

Are you just gas-liding me? Is that for real? Oh, of course. How about your silverware worth? It's plastic, the stuff I think. It's for real, though. The good stuff in that. I think you're invaluable.

Do you still enjoy my time? Oh, of course. I love you. Okay. Sometimes I worry about it. It's genuine. No, no, no. I love all the Andy Fresco I can get.

I'm happy to have you in my life. And now... I don't be worse. You know that's my anthem. Do your bit. I do your beer right now. It's a great. I come in for what is a man.

It's a great drum set. Thank you. Also, can I give one for me? Can I give one criticism for your show? Oh, please. On the podcast? You give me three. You know, but I don't know how I'm going to react.

I don't think I want to hear it. I want to give it to you. CISCOL. Okay. Because I've seen it six times now. Well, not six. Don't beef up the numbers. I saw six times.

I think it's brilliant. I think... No, no, let me hear it. Now, now I got to hear it. I don't... I think you... Don't be scared to fucking use. use your voice to sing, dude.

Yeah. But I have been. I know, but like, go more. I want to. You know what? I love that you're saying that because sometimes it is an area where I'm scared. I'm shy about it. Yeah, but like when you go into those bits when you're singing and the band's got your back,

you got a pretty good voice. You have the fucking band to get your back. No, and they fill in it and they make it fun. No, no. First of all, I love that you're saying that because I've been working hard on my, just my stand-up part of the show really hard. Yeah. But doing the songs is fun, and I never did it.

I've always had the band, but I never did, like, little short, funny songs. Sure. But for you... And this time I did. I did three songs. One, I still, I think, is actually a really good song called... But I'm still a good person, right? But for your brain...

I don't know why I'm saying. It's fun. But for your brain... I thought we were going to do... I'll do that. I'll do that for a second. But for your brain, if you're going to do this bit for years for the residency, you know, like, do the residency.

Give yourself 10 minutes to like fucking freestyle with fucking songs. I think that's good. Can I tell you something? That's nice advice because it's a creative... You have a good singing voice. Thank you. You fucking crazy. I wouldn't tell you that.

I wouldn't tell you that. We cut some other people short in here, because I claim. So if I just take all the accolade, which believe me, I like, it melts my heart. Thank you. It feels nice. But I think you have to go up and now and close this show out. What I'm saying. Well, I heard you.

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid to say. Andy, I don't write you off when I tell you. I like that that's a good creative push into a direction that I want to do. So that push into it was a good push. I'm just saying for like... What are you saying? Oh, I misunderstood you?

No, you know. Let me recalculate what I'm going to think. Maybe the advice you end up giving me sucks. I thought it was that. It was great. But you might go, no, what I was trying to say is get a publicist. What you need is a manager. It's like, that is one side of it, but also, too, like, when you're there on a Tuesday and, like, you need some va-voom.

Vav-oom? Into the set, you know what I'm saying? Because you're going to do a residency or you're going to do the set for, you know, it's like, I believe, I believe that you're going to get funding and you're going to be doing this for, like, six to ten years. Well, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I believe in this show. Thank you. This is the show I'm, like, every time I saw it, I'm not, like, blowing smoke up your ass, but. I appreciate it.

Every time I saw it, I'm like, damn, fucking glass. This is like, this is like peak glass. It's something, right? It's peak glass. You're swinging, baby. You're in there. Thank you. Don't be afraid to fucking have your moment, too, to like fucking.

Can I tell you something? Andy, I'm not kidding you that. And I keep saying we're going to, but if you say something, I can add something to it to let you know, like the, that I, that it is a good, it's a good swing in the right direction. It'll do, it'll mean something. It's not just like empty words. because one of the things that we did on Sunday night and I thought oh I could do that

so that bit fever where I go oh I won't have to know the words to fever if my band was just really tight like that song like the fever but I would go even if I didn't know the words that's my problem was the words I said but if my band was tight no one's gonna fucking know you know I tell the audience that I go like if I was working a lounge

people go don't work to Belagio no one pays attention there I go who books it you know because that's what I need right I have it dark I have the breakfast is awful And then we went, we rehearsed it a little. I went, when I go fever, the whole band goes, favor into the air. And we got these tights.

And when I did the, I saw Sinatra do this once. I go, you know, told the drummer, I go, when I go like this, the shark bike, do, hum, with the drums. And then that gave it a kick. And it was like really fun. And, but I was still thinking, ah, don't do it too long. If you're having fun, it's probably gone horrible. You know, because you're having fun on stage.

Don't, don't cut yourself right off. Let yourself take that song another thing. 30 seconds and find and make it good, make it tight, find things to do with the band. It's a creative outlet to make these, even if I don't know how to write it on paper, I can go, I want you to start. Like, I like starts and stops. So everything

I do is going to have a lot of starts and stops. But then triple it, you know? Just have fun with whatever arrangement you want to have and build it right. And that's a good outlet. So I think I'm going to do it with when the shark bites. Yeah, it's like, or it's like, you know, it's like,

Let the horns come in, have fun. Yeah, exactly. Let it breathe. Don't be like you have to do it quick. Take a minute and fucking be creative. It should be so stupid but also good. Yeah, but you need this 13 days. When are you going to say?

I will. Go right now. I'm going to have to cut you off. I haven't even... I don't have any... We're at a Hollywood party in the hills here. Right next to the old school. Gene Kane is here.

Girl like said this neighborhood is unbelievable. Andy. You said this neighborhood's unbelievable. I don't want to be rude, but I need to get you up there. All right. But also, glass. Thank you. The show is that good that I wouldn't say what can add more happiness into your set while you're doing it for the next 20 years?

Because I think that you found the set. Thank you. You'll hit back in. Thank you. Thank you, Andy. You're going to hit back in. Listen, we're going to let you pay for the whole thing. The power cut out.

Next up we got Andy Fresco The reverb is crazy More reverb I always get so nervous when Nixon I know you don't turn out the piano a little bit Let's go Fresco This is why I don't play music on cocaine How can you do that?

You gave it your all Have a good night, boy Happy holidays folks Thank you. That was beautiful. You know, I paid for it for three nights. Perfect.