Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast - Steph Tolev Talks with Andy and Nick about Poop, Porn, and Comedy

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

Buckle up everybody, this one gets pretty out there. First Andy and Nick catch up after a long tour. Then they are joined by Steph Tolev (check out her new special Filth Queen on Netflix!) for one of ...the best conversations we've had. We have some good laughs talking trash about Joe Rogan and the Austin comedy scene, followed by an enriching conversation about the porn industry and Steph's fascination for gross body stuff. 👉 Subscribe for new episodes every Tuesday 📲 Follow Andy on Instagram: @andyfrasco The World Saving Podcast is part comedy podcast, part music podcast — with raw musician interviews, funny podcast clips, and highlights from Andy’s adventures on the road. Each week features musicians, comedians, athletes, or everyday legends. Watch this episode now on Volume.com & YouTube. We're psyched to partner up with Volume.com! Check out their roster of upcoming live events and on-demand shows to enrich that sweet life of yours. Call, leave a message, and tell us about your musical awakening: (720) 996-2403 Check out our new album Growing Pains on all platforms 5/23/25!! Follow us on Instagram @worldsavingpodcast For all things Frasco, go to: AndyFrasco.com

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I will say, you look exactly like the guy I pictured behind the camera. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Yeah, but you move a little to the right. Move a little to the right. Turn your hips. Turn your hips. Let's see the face.
Starting point is 00:00:15 Stop looking at the camera. Can you get out of the shot? Just your chub and the shot? My little Jewish hog. Generous to call it a chub, I think. We're back. And we're here. Back together again.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Together again. Back to back solo episodes. Back to back solo episodes. Mm-hmm. And we're live. Andy Frasco's World Saving Podcast. I'm Andy Frasco. Yep.
Starting point is 00:00:45 And my co-host here, everyone's favorite. Everyone, I read the comments and how he, they just want, they just want Nick on this podcast. No. They're sick of me. I think they're just trying to get under your skin and they're joking. No one wants to just me, yeah. Nick Gerlock, how you doing, buddy? I think people like me, but they just want to.
Starting point is 00:01:00 like us together the best. I know. We're fun. We're best together. We're like Voltron. That's the wrong one. We're back, baby. Oh, that's the wrong one too. I forgot which. Go back. Yeah, it's like Voltron. We're Voltron. I'm the big giant cock and you're the arm. We do get on our own though now. Like, we're both good on our own, but we're best together. I know. That says, that's what, that's a happy, happy relationship. If I need to, you know, cover, because you're being famous. Oh my God, you'd be so proud of me. I did not do any cocaine in Kentucky. Well, it's technically meth. Kentucky, it's just funny, as if, like, Kentucky's the reason you didn't do it. I think you're in West Virginia. That's just where you flew out. We flew out in West Virginia.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Dude, that, uh, Childers and the Americana scene, those guys are cool. I like them way more than the country guys. That's for sure. Yeah, and like, just the bands are not, like, pretentious. I thought all those bands would be kind of pretentious. won't talk to you. They do wear those hats. Don't they do wear the hats. They just make you seem more pretentious than you are. They wear the hats and they wear like the ash cough thing. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Or like a bandana. The ascot? Yeah, they put it under their shirt. I kind of fuck with that though, actually. I mean, you're from Cleveland, bro. Yeah, you're right. We're back. Yeah, but I'm starting to think that you can be a little pretentious if you're
Starting point is 00:02:25 Tyler's shoulders or whoever. I'm not saying he's pretentious, but they are writing the shit out of songs. Dude, but I would be pretentious if I was writing the shit of songs. That's what I'm saying, dude. And they're that cool. I think it's the southern, I think people in the south are just fucking really nice
Starting point is 00:02:40 people. Some of them, yeah. They're either really nice or really mean. I don't think there's a big middle ground. Jam scenes pretty nice. What do you think? There's some pretentious. The bands or the fans?
Starting point is 00:02:49 The music school guys are kind of annoying. Do you think so, or is that just you being sort of... There's a couple of these music schools. Yeah, yeah. People that kind of like... shoe your head if you don't put some fucking diminished chords in your fucking yeah I guess I don't get that from as much
Starting point is 00:03:04 because you're a musical kid yeah but I'm not I don't think I'm a pretentious musical kid I'm not I'm not compared to them no compared to I mean I have a standard I'm not gonna like say names yeah actually you know who I'm talking about
Starting point is 00:03:20 I actually what bleep this is that bleep to that jacks oh yeah every time Sam They're gonna fucking kill us Every single time We have to bleep their name out
Starting point is 00:03:35 Every episode I get a DM every week Nick It's always me Nick I get a lot of DMs now From the fans And they're like Nick
Starting point is 00:03:41 Tell me who it was I've been telling them Fuck it What are they gonna do What are they gonna do Who else is pretentious They're not music school kids though They're just
Starting point is 00:03:49 I think they're just pretentious Jack every band I'm saying this Bleep out Okay Who else is pretentious like that Um Oh
Starting point is 00:03:58 I know, but they are so fucking good, too, though. I know they're good. And they do the... I don't know. I don't think they're pretentious. They're doing some weird shit right now. I think they're more just insanely confident than they are pretentious, actually. They're rubbing...
Starting point is 00:04:11 Because they like your shit. They do, but I don't know if they like my shit because I'm getting popular. No, because they're nice to you behind your back. Okay, cool. So that's how I know it's real. They respect you. So I don't think they're pretentious. I think they are super confident.
Starting point is 00:04:22 And if I was that funky as a unit, I'd probably be pretty fucking confident. Yeah, true. What about I say it No, I'm trying to think of one God damn Who's a good? There's only two
Starting point is 00:04:33 Maybe I'm wrong about that This is cool thing Well all these guys All their careers fell apart Because they Oh oh Forget to write good music Bleep this
Starting point is 00:04:42 I don't know him So I can't speak to that But I've heard That he's kind of Yeah Hard to play Be around a little bit What about
Starting point is 00:04:51 Oh T.H? Tom Hamilton Yeah You could keep that one Speaking of Ascot You could keep you that one. No, he's cool. I don't know him.
Starting point is 00:04:57 I'm just saying... I thought he'd be pretentious, but he's cool. I've just heard that. T.H. Speaking of Ascog. Jesus. Whatever, I'm bald, too. I just, I don't know him.
Starting point is 00:05:09 I've only heard. But he has a sick-ass guitar player. Yeah, his freedom of speech is dead, people. And they buried it in a box called the Internet. They buried it. We got Steph Tollove. Dude, she was... On the...
Starting point is 00:05:22 Top five. Top five. Top five. So funny for a woman. Jesus Christ. Well, wait till the interview. Yeah, that's a joke. She's actually funny for a human being.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Yeah, I guess she's getting, she got viral last week for talking shit about Rogan. I love how she called him veins, just a bunch of veins. She called him, yeah, like, what else was the other thing she called him? I don't know. You'll hear it in the interview, but, uh. Tell me, what, what is the beef? Show me, hey, Jack, show the video of what video she's talking. While he's getting it.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Like, so basically, like, she, it's in the Santino podcast for the end. Basically, she got mad. Some comedian would call a gay guy the F slur for like 15 minutes that did really well. And she kind of went off about it in her set and then everybody got mad at it. Why is the Rogan crowd so homophobic? I don't think it's all the Rogan crowd. I think it's just like a certain group of them. You know what I'm a certain, you know.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Oh, here we go. I didn't like it. I didn't like the vibe at the mothership. I got trouble from being in the green room, apparently. Oh, you did? I got the security guard took me into the green room Took you right out And I was like hello
Starting point is 00:06:28 And then apparently after I wasn't invited in So apparently Joe was mad at me That you were there But he knows who you are you've met before No he doesn't I met him that day I got up I go hello how are you Think great club
Starting point is 00:06:38 And then apparently I was ousted the next day What do you think it was? I don't like the vibe there I don't know I mean also I'm like He could have just been like Get the fuck out of it's like Your club? Yeah that's right
Starting point is 00:06:51 But it wasn't that It was the vibe of the... I did it again last year. It's the other comedians. Which is ironic. You don't like it? It's very F word, retard. It's that.
Starting point is 00:07:06 Women are stupid. Women are unfunny. Women are... I haven't disagreed with one thing you've said so far. It was very misogynistic and homophobic, and it was... I didn't like the vibe. I've heard this about Joe. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:07:18 He gay keeps. Which is ironic because they're like the free speech crowd, right? Speaking of that. well you know it's like i think if you get on rogan you get it starts you know your career starts blown up but that's true i mean like the thing is he has done a lot it's weird because he's helped a lot of i'm sure he's like i'm sure he's not as bad as his people who don't like him say he is and he's not as good as the who are the gaykeepers of our industry that's a great question it's not the pretentious people because they're not famous i think it's musicians
Starting point is 00:07:46 is it or is it i think it's i think it's everyone thinks it's like pete chapero and shit No, no, no, no, no. I think it's managers. Oh. No. Maybe I just hate managers. You would say that about Ben Baruch with managing Goose and what about all smaller bands?
Starting point is 00:08:03 It's not like they're getting bad. Yeah. Maybe there is. Maybe the fans are the game. I think the fans are the gatekeepers, maybe, because, like, they're the ones that buy the tickets, so they decide who. I think it's the musicians. Yeah?
Starting point is 00:08:11 It's the three tiers. Fish, Billy Strings. William, yes. And who's the third one? Goose. Dead and Co? Oh, yeah, Goose. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Those three are the gatekeepers. Didn't go's too old to be a gatekeeper anymore. I think when Billy touches something, like, perfect example, when he put his name on fucking life as easy, that got my fucking streams, like, up to $350,000 in like a day. Are we saying that Billy Strings is the Joe Rokin of the jam band scene? Is that what you're saying? No, don't say, I don't.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Joe, yeah, I mean, Billy would probably hate that. No, but I mean, like, not like, his personality, just like the breadth of his power. like yeah i think it happens too i mean even when he picks artists like to do his t-shirts and his posters it helps him oh my god then everyone wants to use that guy's art damn i wish you needed a sax player yeah that'd be so funny big announcement billy string hires nick girlock on his bluegrass tour nick not sure what to do it's one of the same thing as fish you know who else with other people You know what When Trey
Starting point is 00:09:19 said King Gizzard was his favorite band In America Yeah It blew up Yeah that's a good point Isn't it Because he doesn't do that very often either
Starting point is 00:09:30 They're very selective about their shit Or also 60 years old So who gives a fuck what they think Right Maybe Goose is They're the new ones They're the new ones I don't think they're
Starting point is 00:09:42 Into that as much But yeah They fuck with Mountain Joy a lot i noticed yeah that ban rules you know who else could be a gay keeper you me more than you think you think so not in their level but you could bless someone if you wanted to yeah look at little stranger i'm just saying wow just saying they're gonna fucking hate that no um i think they know they know me i don't think i'm a gay maybe i think you're not on that level but you could be a little bit.
Starting point is 00:10:15 Like, if you tell your fans, if you tell your fans to like something, they'll check it out. Yeah, totally. That's what it is. That's what gate. That's all it is. So it's just all influence to the gatekeeper?
Starting point is 00:10:23 I guess. And maybe everyone's gatekeeper. Maybe it's a stupid term. I don't know. Isn't it crazy that Tim Allen sold Coke? No. I think that's crazy. You know the other,
Starting point is 00:10:32 we were talking about him? He got caught with a lot of Coke too. He also snitched. Did you know that? He had a half kilo cocaine. Is that a lot? Half a kilo? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:10:42 I live in Denver. That doesn't seem like that much to, I'm just kidding. It's facts. The Starbucks barista with that in their car. Tint born in Denver. Oh, he's a Denver game. Yeah, I don't think he grew up here, though.
Starting point is 00:10:52 I think he grew up in like St. Louis. There's a drug trafficker. Look at that. What a gangster. He looks kind of hot, but he did snitch, though. He kind of looks like Sean. He doesn't not look like Sean. I get what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Wow. Tim Allen. Did you like home improvement? Drug trafficking cocaine dealer, Sean Eccles. What? Did you like home improvement? I love... I never watched that really much.
Starting point is 00:11:17 JTT was so hot back in the day. My sister loved JTT, so I had to go watch it with her, and she'd be, like, fucking just, like, getting aroused. It was kind of weird. I respect him because he did that, and then remember he was Simba and the Lion King? Yeah. He got the bag, and he's like, I'm out.
Starting point is 00:11:30 Yeah. Fuck it. I got 30. He's probably got $30 million. Oh, yeah. What was that other one? The other kid was on Nickelodeon a bunch? The middle one, maybe.
Starting point is 00:11:39 That's JTT. Oh. Yeah, yeah. And then there was a younger kid who also, he was, remember, he went goth at the end yeah he looked like hanson and then the older one i think kind of it's kind of weird now i think he even got political i have shows oh wow this is oh this is this weekend we're going this is this weekend we're on tour together we're on tour we're going the bailist frasco crawl girl lock extravaganza do what do you have up your sleeve for this weekend what do what should i do should i write some bits
Starting point is 00:12:06 i think we should all dress up like the guys from oasis i don't have any hair no just get a floppy hat And we'll get... I gotta see what they look like. Matching Adidas outfits. So basically just like a white trash beetle. Like a white trash beetle. They look like the white trash beetles. They look like the Beatles,
Starting point is 00:12:24 but like a European on vacation at the Grand Canyon. That's funny, Nick. That's very funny. Where are they from Manchester? I think they are. Yeah, Manchester. It's just kind of a very... Those kind of people are from there.
Starting point is 00:12:35 It's like the Cleveland of England or the Indianapolis. I love them, but I don't understand this. the bang, the short bang haircut. I don't know. I mean, you already have weird teeth. Like, why are you going to... The bangs and the weird teeth. They have like the bisexual girl bangs.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, guys. Shout out to my bisexuals. We'll do some dates. Shout out to bisexuals. And I can't wait. You're going to love this energy with Steph.
Starting point is 00:13:01 She's the man. She has so much energy. She's a bright star. She is a bright star. She was, if you don't know her, she was on season two of tires. She was, uh, she was, uh, she was, uh, Stabby's wife or girlfriend
Starting point is 00:13:13 Who was cheated on it. That show's good. But if you check out her stand-up, she's hilarious. While you're looking that up, like, speaking of the Shane Gillis thing, like, he's in the Rogan sphere, but I don't think he's, like, really like that.
Starting point is 00:13:24 No. He's, like, more chill, but he's also a very good comedian. So maybe there's something. That's why I asked her about, like, what Shane thought about it. Yeah, I didn't want her to speak for someone else. I think she kind of didn't want to.
Starting point is 00:13:31 But, like, he kind of has a more, like, relaxed opinion of everything. But he's also, like, a really good comedian. So maybe there's something to that. It's like a ladder climbing thing. True. Anyway. Thursday, we're playing Ben Harbor, Michigan.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Have you been there, Nick? I've been there a bunch, yeah. Is it cool? It's cool. It's on the lake. It's like a nice little lake town. I think that's almost sold out. People party there.
Starting point is 00:13:48 It's a vacation spot. Oh, nice. It's by St. Joseph's, right? And then the third, where are we the third? Whitestown. Whitesown. Oh, I have these mixed up. Right next to Brownsburg and beautiful, central Indiana.
Starting point is 00:14:01 I'm not sure why that's not selling. I think it'll pick up later. Indianapolis is late. I'll get on it. Come on Indianapolis. I got some friends that are for sure coming. I'm bringing in some Arsenal. I'm bringing in fucking Allie Krawl and Nick Gerlock.
Starting point is 00:14:13 You played the... Yeah, last year. Yeah, yeah. Also, I got some friends that are coming that. I've got tickets yet for sure. And I think on the fourth is Pure Illinois. It's Logan Rex's birthday. Happy birthday, Logan.
Starting point is 00:14:24 That show sold out, too. I haven't... Sold out already? That one sold out. That one, they love that. They love that duo. Humphrey and Andy. They love that thing.
Starting point is 00:14:33 And then the week after that, we were playing... Harvest Festival, Eureka Springs, Arkansas, come on out to that. It's my first time back there since the cocaine gate where I was hanging out with Vince Herman and we stole a golf cart and they got pissed. And then we did cocaine Olympics where we put cocaine on the top of the golf cart and he... Did you meddle? He like basically beer kegued me, but we did cocaine. And then I got so excited I fucking were high speed.
Starting point is 00:15:04 We totaled the fucking golf cart. and they got pissed. I mean, yeah, it sounds like you broke eight laws. That was the first time I met with me and Vince Herman. I knew that he was going to be my best. That was your first time meeting him? He's like, Frasco, I've heard about you. Damn.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Because through John Joy, I knew him through John Joy, because John Joy came to my show. He's old manager. Oh, okay. And he, I guess John Joy told him, and he came after our set fucking slam the brakes on the golf cart and said, get in, we're going to be friends. And then he fucking, this is when he was really partying.
Starting point is 00:15:34 I think he's sober now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm happy for him. He lost a lot of weight. Just to be clear. Well, he had a heart thing. I hung out with a son.
Starting point is 00:15:41 He had heart surgery. Does he have a son that plays bluegrass? Silas. Yeah, he was cool. We hung out at serves. So I will be coming back now after 10 years later to Harvest. We would be on our good behavior. Finally have enough ticket sales that they brought you back.
Starting point is 00:15:54 They had no choice because they needed the tickets. Yeah, yeah. You should just roll up on a golf cart. I sure. That's funny. And then the 17th. We are in Boulder, Colorado at the Roots Music Festival, headlining the Roots music festival.
Starting point is 00:16:06 music festival in downtown boulder wow maybe i'll come up you should and then the 19th we are flying to st augustine florida we're uh one of the oldest city halfway to 420 fest it's like 420 fest people but are we still doing weed references guys i thought about that people are what if i stopped playing smoking dope and rock and roll i'm like who cares weed doesn't even cool anymore it's like passe now um and then we're doing a private party for oh that colt yeah yeah it's not a cold it's an investment group investment group i like calling it a cult yeah they're a fun cult where's that it's all these like really rich people and they all go take mushrooms and try to figure out the world peace yeah that makes sense a cult is only as cool as how rich the poorest person in the cold is true
Starting point is 00:16:50 yeah um 24th we're in chattanooga chew chew um then we're on tour with warren haynes uh newport kentucky charlottesville virginia and a few other ones speaking of warren haines we got to get ready for that interview newport's a cool town we got warren Haynes on the show next week. Hey, before we leave, we want to do a little intro about Steph? Our interviewer? Steph Tollov.
Starting point is 00:17:16 She has a new Netflix special called, what is it? Filth Queen. That's right. She is probably the most energetic comedian we've ever had in the podcast. She's hilarious. Yeah, she was funny.
Starting point is 00:17:26 A lot of comedians we get on the podcast are kind of stiff. Not scared to share her opinion. Yeah. Vibacious. She's giving us all the dirt about the Joe Rogan beef. I like that. I love being in beef.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Yeah, you love other people. I love, I love being a little yent. You're like that little old lady in the Wendy's cornerstone. Where's the beef? I love it. Anyway, she ruled. She was just a good time. She was like, had known her for 10 years.
Starting point is 00:17:49 And I would just listen, you'll hear it. All right, guys, enjoy that interview. And we will see you next week with Warren Haynes. Yeah. Bye. This is a call to action. You guys love this podcast. This is your way to support us.
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Starting point is 00:18:35 you either subscribe to this or Nick will be on the street. All right, bye. Steph, how are you doing? I'm good. How are you? Dude, what's going on with this Rogan thing? I got to figure like, how did it start and like how did it get blown up like this? It's
Starting point is 00:18:53 kind of like where media is going. They take a little clip of something and they make it into this thing where it's like a bigger deal than it fucking already is. is like, give us your take on this. What's happening is there, no one's watching full podcasts anymore. So they're seeing this little snippet.
Starting point is 00:19:11 That's what happens with any, with any fucking stand-up clip, whatever. They see one little snippet, they're like, oh, she talks about her pussy. Actually, if you watch the whole fucking clip I posted on the internet, half it's my pussy, but the other half is it. And I'm like, everyone just takes these stupid snippets. So right now, Justin Martindale, who we did the mothership together last year, and I had to watch a comedian go up after Justin killed. and call him the F word for 15 minutes straight. So I did Santino's podcast, and Santino asked me what I thought about the club,
Starting point is 00:19:39 and I had my honest, open opinions of it. It was very hard for me to sit there and watch this comic say the F word of 15 minutes. Then another comic, who is huge on Kill Tony, also say that women are stupid, and he said the F word 100 times too. And I just sit there and be like, this is fun for me,
Starting point is 00:19:54 and then I went up and fucking snapped. And I'm like, I don't know. The fucking balls of this kid. The fucking balls on these fucking people. And also too, it's the misinformation that's getting I went on the comments I gotta stop looking at comments I'm unwell
Starting point is 00:20:10 But one comment is a guy being like Yeah, right I saw a clip of you At the mothership bombing Bitch there ain't no clip of me bombing there I fucking killed I'm like oh I'm not denying Oh there's clips of me bombing If you want to see me bomb
Starting point is 00:20:23 I can send you a couple just for laugh tapings That are actually on air to zero laughs right now I can send you those but I'm like You know you're fucking making shit up Like people just like make shit up and it's like I don't care I'm also like do I care
Starting point is 00:20:37 I'm not doing Joe Rogan I have no point I'm not I've been making fun of Joe Rogan since I had a joke about him years ago that got taken out of one of my first albums because the guy that produced the album said I shouldn't post about Joe Rogan how he's made up entirely of veins
Starting point is 00:20:52 I was like I just like he's a puddle I said he looked like 78 golden raisins to use together no you can't put that in there and I'm like that's hilarious but I'm like I don't they come at me I don't know why these people are like hiding behind him still it's like it's bizarre I don't understand this whole masculine fucking comedy thing you know these guys just like are drinking elk's blood shit and like they think like it's okay to like also isn't he way too short to hide behind anyway yeah you don't need we don't want to get in trouble anymore I don't want to get in trouble I don't care he's one foot too but I'm like I don't know why everyone is so scared to him.
Starting point is 00:21:35 Like, I don't, I never, like, he wouldn't like my comedy. What's the deal with the Austin music scene? I mean, the comedy scene, because it seems like culty. Seems like everyone's sucking the Rogan dick over there. Well, I don't go there often. But when I was there, it just feels like everyone who's moved there is just part of this, like, cult now. Yeah. It feels like the mothership is like this bit of a cult.
Starting point is 00:21:55 They get in there. And if they don't get in, it's so funny because I have a friend. I'm not going to say his name, but he just got passed. But a year ago, they, like, cut him off. kill Tony and he couldn't get passed and he's like fuck this place this piece of shit and then he called me actually goes just got passed I love it there I'm like you're such a fucking hypocrite damn go from hating people because they don't like you then once they let you once they like once the Scientologist opens ooh come see Zinu you're like ooh I love it here now like it's so
Starting point is 00:22:23 it's crazy see just stand up for what you believe in I'm like it's I it's so insane I'm like I don't that's not my scene I'm like you want to like the broken scene go right ahead I don't, if you listen to Joe Rogan, I can tell you right now, you probably have never heard of me, and you do not listen to my comedy, and you won't like my comedy. Right. My comedy is not for those people. So I'm like, you go have your fun. You guys go say the F word on stage. Everyone's a retard or whatever the hell you talk about.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I don't know. You go do that. People seem to like that. I don't know why, but those people aren't for me. What about Gillis? This is not affecting my fan base. Are you homies with Gillis? Sorry.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Are you hoping with Shane? Um, we're friends. Yeah, I did his show. Yeah, yeah. But, like, is it, like, what's his take on? Did he hit you up? When, my curious is, like, everyone wants that viral moment online. Then you realize what the viral moment is for? Right. Like, what was going through your head when it got viral in the morning? Well, I don't, I literally woke up today. Justin's like, oh, by the way, it's going viral. And then, because there's some other podcast thing going viral. Some guy made some, like, hour-long video about the mothership and hours of calls.
Starting point is 00:23:29 And, like, they've clipped me and that, too. So it's like. I think I saw that. I don't know what's going. I think, yeah, that's, it's just, it's flopping around. I'm like, I black out on podcasts. I get on, I go, no, no, no, no, no. And I don't know what I say. And then I walk away and it's like, whoa, you're a step said.
Starting point is 00:23:42 I'm like, I don't know what I fucking said. Yeah. I'm yapping out of my ass here. I'm sweating. I'm talking. I have this cough. Excuse me. I got, I got fucking a disease from fucking frontier airlines last week.
Starting point is 00:23:54 That's that Bulgarian DNA that she's fired up. No, I swear to God, frontier airlines got me sicker than I've ever gotten to my entire fucking like. Like what? What happened? I was so fucking sick. I had to go to the hospital three times this week.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Are you serious? I just came back this morning because I'm dead ass serious. I was like fucking shitting tar. Oh, I'm finally normal. One week of me literally shaking in bed and crying. Like I was suicidal.
Starting point is 00:24:17 This is why people get suicidal because they're like in so much fucking pain for so long. And then I had a migraine that I've now developed, I've never had migraines in my life, but this one pill that gave me, if anybody gives you surproflexin and whatever that's called,
Starting point is 00:24:29 don't fucking take it. it's given me migraines now I have that now I have just constant migraine oh no you can take Tyl's giving me hotel yeah title doesn't work it's all we're all in hell here everyone's in hell but just don't fly that's what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:24:43 I'm making it my life's mission New Age media like American media right now like how people are just like judging books by its cover how did we get here I don't know I was going to say kill Tony is blame kill Tony I don't know how we got here
Starting point is 00:24:58 the internet the internet's a bad place we got here from the fucking internet by looking at somebody's life for one second I fucking hate her she stops
Starting point is 00:25:09 like the amount of like shit you're looking at and just constantly hating the amount of hate like I posed a video last week I was doing like a promo video in San Francisco I'm like at Pier
Starting point is 00:25:21 39 whatever it was 69 that's perfect I'm at peer 339 I'm like oh blah blah blah the seals I, an hour later, my DMs are filled with people being like, it's a sea lion, you stupid fucking bitch.
Starting point is 00:25:35 How fucking stupid are you? I'm like, seal, sea lion, this is what we're angry about now. Like, it doesn't matter. Everyone's just fucking pissed off at anything. You're at the news. But even like, yeah. The news, I think also if it's all stressed out, obviously. Right.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Fucked. Well, yeah, it's like also like people, how does, who cares? You're fighting over a stranger. about a fucking seal like get over it. It's a sixth grade science test. That's also like if you don't like me don't watch my videos.
Starting point is 00:26:05 Right. Go through. There's enough to look at like that's why I'm like people are like whatever about Rogan. I don't watch his stuff. I don't have to. We don't have you.
Starting point is 00:26:14 No one's forcing you to watch any of the shit you don't want to watch. That's why it's like so bizarre to hate something then don't look at it. I don't understand what's he saying about this. I think Santino and Bobby Lee also were on the side of they weren't loving it there. Right.
Starting point is 00:26:29 I mean, they stayed in L.A. Yeah. They stayed in L.A. Yeah, because that's how that clip got brought up, which is cut out, was Santino asking me about it because he's also not like a huge fan. And then I know there's a clip I saw Bobby talking to another one of those Keltony guys. And he's like, oh, yeah, we all said the N-word. And Bobby's like, well, no, no, we don't.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Very interesting that their parts got cut out, but yours didn't. Yeah, I know. My mom, why am I the only one? Yeah, what the fuck? Why am I the only one that? This is a, yeah. There's a lot of people that say It's male game.
Starting point is 00:27:00 I'm like, whatever. I have a question about these hate comments. I'm like, what percentage of them are from men? Oh, 97% of my hate online is from men. 90% and it's all about my appearance. It's so infrequently about my comedy. It's either like I always have my pussy,
Starting point is 00:27:18 whatever it is, which I don't care because I'm like, yeah, what's my special? 75% of my fucking asshole. But it's all, and the only, the female comment I get are women trying to get men to like them. So I had, I posted a video last week of like this like, if it's like viral, that's like me and a score. It's a stupid clip, but like, it's funny.
Starting point is 00:27:37 And then one girl commented on it, I wish this was funny. And I'm like, you know it's funny, bitch. Is that 5 million views? It's a funny clip. It's not somebody stupid here. And then I actually reported her account for nudity. Yeah. Fuck you, bitch.
Starting point is 00:27:54 You want to come out of me? I'll come right back. I'm like, it's just harassment and nudity. I feel upset. Yeah. How do you? But it's really, it's really bad. Like I keep, I'm better now because I've blocked out a lot of the main, like, words on my, if you saw, if you saw the amount of how horrid.
Starting point is 00:28:10 It's like beak, big nose, toucan Sam, schnaws, Jew, Jewish, cocaine addict, cocaine, don't share a bag with her. Like all my fucking, like, do not comment things. So people like, but now it's funny because I have to watch the trolls get really creative. They're like, snooze a noodle. they'll say something insane. They'll like make them a new new word for a big nose because they can't get it out.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I fucking hate these people. Like go jerk off in your fucking mom's closet because you have, you ain't getting no pussy. These guys get no pussy. Beat off to fucking. That's why they're mad. That's why they're mad.
Starting point is 00:28:45 They are, yeah. And they're mad because they're, especially I think me, especially they're mad at me because I'm a woman saying my opinion and I'm normally yelling at men. They're like, oh dear, and I don't want to, and I don't want to, and I
Starting point is 00:28:57 don't want to fuck her what the heck how dare her like so that's they get like pissed at that that's what they're for I mean my one of my my friends Catherine Blanford we talk about this all the time and she's like all these guys just like are just like so fucking mean
Starting point is 00:29:13 sometimes to how they're approaching women comedy it's basically it's just sexism it's sexist it is and it's we I mean that's never going away and I this is my I always say this and I think this is a very good way of putting it, but like, when you go
Starting point is 00:29:29 and see a comedy show, you're seeing maybe one woman. You leave the show going, oh, I hated that woman. Maybe you didn't like her. There's eight men. Do you leave there going, I hate it only, no, there's one guy you probably really liked, but you're not going to leave going, I hated this seven men. You're going to be, I hate
Starting point is 00:29:45 that fucking woman because that was the one woman that was on the show. So there's always that like, you're just hating on that woman. And then, yeah, the whole women are fun. It's like, the problem with that is that women are pushing that stereotype more than men. Women after shows will be like, I don't normally find women funny,
Starting point is 00:30:01 or this pisses me off the absolute most when people comment, oh, I find my favorite female comedian. You never say a favorite male comedian. That's true. No one's ever said in their life. We're your favorite comedian. Also, why do you have a favorite?
Starting point is 00:30:14 There's so many fucking comedians. How could you ever have a favorite? There's so many funny people out there, but I'm like, why does it always have to be female in front of that for no reason? Oh, yeah, it's like, oh, she's funny for a woman. I hate, that just drives my fucking, I want to, I want to punch the, I'm like, are these men not hanging out with funny women? No. All of my friends who aren't comedians, all my girlfriends are the
Starting point is 00:30:36 funniest people on the planet. Right. I don't hang out with unfunny women. I, there's no woman in my life that I don't laugh at nonstop. Right. Why would I? Why would I? It's bizarre. I mean, yeah, and like, men are such pussy. Like, women have to birth a child while we play NBA 2K. You know, like, what the, like, we, I don't understand this whole, we're stronger than fucking women bullshit. I literally got a mammogram yesterday. Do you guys know what you do with a mammogram? What?
Starting point is 00:31:03 Yeah. 40 years old. So with your tit, if you guys did this with your fucking balls, you'd fucking punch a hole in the wall. You put your tit in a fucking machine, and it squeezes it this way, so fucking flat. I looked down and I was like, my tit was going to explode. Whoa. She's like, this is going to hurt.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Pushes it so far down. and take photos, then goes this way and squeezes it to the point where it looks like a fucking pancake. And I, as I was doing it, I'm like, as if a man can never complain. And this is to, like, find out if I have breast cancer. And then if I do, if they find an irregularity, I have to go back and do that photo
Starting point is 00:31:36 thing again, but even for longer because it had to look even harder. And it was like, hell. Did it kind of feel good? Are you mentally ill? Picture putting your dick in a bite. Some people like kingly shit. Some people like fucking exhibitionist stuff. this wasn't kinky this was a truck running over my tits there's no kink here it literally felt like
Starting point is 00:31:57 a clear truck was just driving over and like i shouldn't have looked at it the problem was looking at it because it's like all vainy and like it's fucked fucked up this whole it's like i think about this too like as a comedian we're musicians we're you know we're we're we've been we're do we're in a band we do about 250 shows a year so i'm on i'm on the road just as much as you guys are. I think it's hard to how do you navigate a special with with like being on your toes about what you
Starting point is 00:32:26 could say and what you can't say like how do you navigate a special every year? Every year I'm not doing it every year or fuck I don't know who is every year I don't know what people on one of my sign fell I'm not pumping out a new hour this this is my first special I ever did and I've been doing comedy for 23
Starting point is 00:32:42 years yeah so I waited until I was like fucking ready to go I don't think I would do a special for another at least another two years. I wouldn't record next year. I want to make sure, again, I have a new fucking hour that's killer. And I don't worry about that stuff because I'm not racist and I'm not... I'm a fullback.
Starting point is 00:32:59 So, I don't have to worry about what I say, because I don't think like that. That stuff never comes out. All I do is yell at men and make fun of men. Maybe I should make fun of men less. That could be something that would help my... No, fuck that. No, men deserve to be yelled at. Okay, it's our turn. I don't... I'm not... I'm not like... I've never looked at someone,
Starting point is 00:33:16 and, like, look at that fat, ugly pig. Like, that's not what I do. No. You're making fun of their brain, as you should, because we're fucking idiots. Nick, I love stupid shit. But yeah, no, I'm not worried about, I've never been worried about. So when the special comes out, do people say like, oh, you already said that joke, bitch? Like, they're so mean about it.
Starting point is 00:33:36 No, but that's why I post, like, a lot of, well, most comments post a lot of crowdwork now. Because they don't want those jokes to be overdone. And now everyone's complaining about crowdwork, and now it's, like, lazy. It's like, it's not lazy because I didn't want that reaction. I want people being like, I heard this joke. Like, there's a few jokes on that that are super fucking old that I had posted a long time ago. But I'm like, there's just so much goddamn content out there. Nobody would remember.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Unless you're like a super fan. You knew every fucking word I said. I've been getting pissed at this bullshit. I had, I got, I'm fighting with women in my DMs. I got to stop. What do you do? Give me the dirt. I'm in my wits and.
Starting point is 00:34:09 Give me the dirt. So some, I have pushed a special. So, you know, when you get a special on Netflix, you have to hit a certain amount of views or they will not give you. another special. Right. Correct? That's how everything works. We know how this works.
Starting point is 00:34:22 So it came out. I paid 6K a month for fucking PR. Three months of 6K a month. It's a lot. It's a lot of money to put it myself, pushing, doing every podcast, doing every interview, whatever the fuck. Pushing it as hard as I fucking could. I have some fucking lady.
Starting point is 00:34:36 I'm pushing my, so I'm doing two theaters in Toronto. I still know the first one. It's where I'm from. Second one. Big deal. You know, as you guys know, if you've been to Toronto, have you ever done the Danforth musical? Oh, we haven't.
Starting point is 00:34:46 No. We did a big venue. Yeah. What did you do in Toronto? We did what that 500 caps. Yes, I can't remember what's called. What's it called? I can't remember.
Starting point is 00:34:55 It wasn't inventful, though. Okay. Well, it's hard to sell fucking a theater. So he messages me. Yeah. Sorry, she messages to me and she goes, yeah, I'm not watching your special. So none of the jokes are ruined when I come to see you live. What?
Starting point is 00:35:13 I was like, excuse me? And then I went crazy. I was like, are you fucking kidding me? And I was like, are you, I literally said, are you fucking stupid? I'm like, that was a little bit much. But I was like, you're fucking stupid. First of all, if you think I'm doing those jokes in the special, hello, hi, moron, what comics do that? Right.
Starting point is 00:35:30 I don't, I know, I'm sure if you do, but those are people who are probably on TV shows who are touring nonstop. We don't have time to fucking do that. And I'm like, you do realize that you're fucking this up for me because I need the fucking views and you're just being selfish for no reason. Anyways, she blocked me and I hope she sells a ticket. But, um... If you're buying a ticket, you're blocked. Oh, no, I actually. I'm putting her name at the front door.
Starting point is 00:35:49 I'm making sure she can get in because I'm so fucking bad. I was like, are people? Yeah. What is that? What is that? What is that? It's the same thing with streams with music.
Starting point is 00:35:56 It's like, I don't want to watch any videos of the band. I don't want to know what bits you're going to do. I'm like, or you played that song last time I thought of you. Yeah, we're in the jam scene, you know, so like everyone doesn't want us to do the same fucking show. Don't do your good stuff. Do your, do your, do your songs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:14 Yeah, you want to, because we haven't heard him. Like, that song fucking sucks, bro. Like, what, like, fuck these people. I don't even like that song. You're definitely not going to like that song. Yeah, exactly. It's also, but like, don't, if there's, like, a hit that everyone wants to hear of yours, don't they want to request that? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:30 And that's what, I mean, yeah, half of them, some of them don't want you to play it. They want you to play something. I'm like, you guys are fucking nerds. It's just music nerd stuff. It's music nerd fucking, it's fish. I didn't realize they were that. The only time I've ever been mad at that, what was that band Peter Bjorn and John? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:46 I saw them years ago. they were at Bonarue and they were refusing to play the whistle song and this is the one that had just come out and the whole crowd I was like well I may have spearheaded it but the whole crowds out of booing them they're like play the whistle song and the guy finally was like no we're not just that band and then everyone left because it was so bad the other stuff was so bad I Peter snoran and John it was I felt bad that's the only time I've ever like I just found out in a band like that it's like Adelaide Hall was where we played last Adelaide Hall, where the hell is that?
Starting point is 00:37:20 Maybe it's new, huh? I don't know, but we finally got into Toronto because we've had a couple D-U-Is. Oh, yeah, they hate that. Let's talk about something lighter. Let's talk about something lighter. What did you take on gangbangs? Gang-bang.
Starting point is 00:37:35 I can't believe those women can get through that. This smell in there. It made me sick. Oh, my God. That girl like Bonnie Blue? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a thousand in a day. No, that after having sex with my boyfriend,
Starting point is 00:37:47 friend, I'm done. It's over, I have maybe 20 minutes. And then if we're still going after that, I'm like, I don't know, I have a life here. I have, I have clips I have to edit. I have trolls that need to yell at me. I got trolls I need to talk shit too. Also, you got to think about the kind of men that are going to gangbangs. It's not fucking Brad Pitt.
Starting point is 00:38:05 My biggest thing, like, I have a lot of porn stars that do my pod. And when they're, when they're shooting a normal scene, the way they do for the testing, like there's a whole new thing now. They're like, you get tested like the way before. it's in this like database so you can go in and check if someone lies to you you can make actually no you you you were tested last week so you know with her who are these fucking guys right who are these stinky puke these are like you know if it was a if it's an actual porn set sure everyone's clean apparently most guys go and wash their cocks right before it happens
Starting point is 00:38:36 everyone's spruced up they're in there they're hanging out they're you know high-fiving before this is a bunch of disgusting weird gross men i saw them wearing like masks yeah they're all wearing Mass and shit. What? Oh, like you can't see who they are? Can you imagine the unflossed teeth that came into that fucking, I've been sick. I would have been absolutely sick. And they're like British people.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Ew, British people. Those teeth unflossed? That was my first job. I grew up in L.A. In the Valley and my first job was taking care of a porn house. And I lived there. And I saw, I watched the outer, like the insides of how porn's made. And it kind of fucked up how I watched porn.
Starting point is 00:39:15 because it's like, all right, stop, and then, like, you know, everyone stopped. Or, like, then I couldn't, like, eat anywhere because, like, I know, like, they just had a boo cocky in the kitchen or something, you know, like, it was just, like, it just. I will say, you look exactly like the guy I pictured behind the camera. Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Yeah, but you move a little to the right. Move a little to the right.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Turn your hips. Turn your hips. Let's see the face. Stop looking at the camera. Can you get out of the shot? Just your chub and the shot? My little Jewish hog, just like it's... Generous to call it a chub, I think.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Yeah, it's like South Park, like Donald Trump's dick in South Park. It's like a little finger that pops in. Gardenista, might have a great story about this. I went on a date. She kind of was looking at me funny because I was kept on asking for Jameson on the Rocks at this really fancy restaurant. So I saw Gardnista. These guys are my sponsors. I thought it would be cool to, like, say, hey, I'll grab a...
Starting point is 00:40:14 Gardenista on ice and I did and she so do you want to be a dirt bag fucking drink Jameson but if you want to be sophisticated go to Gardenista drink some on ice and tell him Frasco sent you so yeah what's going on so tell me about your tour are you going on tour what's happening yes the tour never fucking ends um I'm okay do you guys do mean greets yeah we just started doing it what okay what's your take on it I think my take is I'm stopping because I always get sick from them too. Oh.
Starting point is 00:40:49 And I'm getting weird. Sometimes I will say 60% of the meet and greed is nice. Yeah. It's really nice fans who say really nice things who are really appreciative and so happy to meet me and that. Then there's like a small percentage, and I'm using this exactly from my San Fran when I did two weeks ago,
Starting point is 00:41:07 where a girl came up to me, tickled my lower back, with her bare fingers on my back. and said, oh, I want to lick your fucking nose. And I went, excuse me? She's like, yeah, I'm sure you get that all the fucking time. And I was like, actually, that's the first time I've ever heard that before my life. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:41:24 And then I felt very weird. And then she came back with her phone number and address written on a wet napkin. I don't know how you even write it on a wet napkin. I'm not sure. What? Was it like, she said that? Why? She's like a Jewish kink?
Starting point is 00:41:35 She wanted me to go back to Rie and B. I don't know. I was terrified. And then right after her, another guy came up to me. me and looked me right in the face and went, I knew it, you have nice teeth. And I got a photo with me, and I was like, ah, uh, uh, those are the comments that I'm like, I don't, I don't, I don't like those. Those are weird.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Yeah, I, I just think about the money, it's an extra five grand a night. So it's like, I don't charge. Oh my God. I'm doing this for free. You need to charge $100 at least. I was saying this on my podcast and a bunch of people were like, I know people who don't charge. I'm like, yeah, people who can do.
Starting point is 00:42:11 I don't know. I'm charging. Sorry. I'm getting fucking sick. If you want to really lick my nose, it's going to cost it's $100. That's more than $100. Yeah, I need to. This, I'm coughing.
Starting point is 00:42:20 It's sick. I've had that, too, where, like, you know, I'm always barefoot on stage. Like, they're licking my feet on stage and shit. Like, it's so gross. Are you serious? Yeah, they're sucking my toes. Are you serious? I swear, I've had these.
Starting point is 00:42:32 I'm on this wiki feet. My fans put my feet on this wiki feet page. There's like 2,000 pictures of my feet. And my feet are gross. How old you're rated. Mine are rated pretty bad. Let's look it up and see what. Let's look it up and see who's the worst rating foot.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Hey, Jack, look up wikifeet.com slash Andy Frasco. I have beautiful feet. They have never seen the sun. I think I got it right here. What's yours at? Let me see yours. Mine's, my full name is Stephanie Tolive on there for some reason. I don't know why they're doing the full name.
Starting point is 00:43:05 But mine were bad for a while. I think you're missing out a lot of revenue with this, Andy. Oh my God. F. Tolov's feet. Oh, my God. Hold on. What's your... They're not good.
Starting point is 00:43:15 They're bad. They're tattooed and weird. Bad. Okay. You're at 3.63 stars. Out of 5 or 10? Wiki feet men. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:25 You're at 6... Okay. And let me see how many photos. Not a lie. Whatever's on my Instagram, people just like fucking... Wiki feet men. Yeah, Andy Frasco. You're at 3.6.3.
Starting point is 00:43:37 I'm at 4.6.9 stars. I know you'd have better feet than me, God damn it. You're like an Uber driver. Isn't that gross? Look at that shit. A pretty good Uber driver, 4.69. Dude, but it's so weird how they, it's just photos from your podcast, and they're zooming in on your feet.
Starting point is 00:43:55 I did one podcast, I did like a porn podcast where they were, like, showing feet, and I was like, I don't have good feet. Let's put these away. What's your fascination with porn? I'm not, I don't know. I just, I hosted the Avian Awards this year. Really? And, yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:11 And I just became, like, kind of closer friends with them. I find a lot of the porn stars very similar to comedians. They're super laid back. They're chill. They are super open because my podcast is all about body stuff. So they're really open about talking about it. And, like, I like getting that out there and having people talk about, I don't even really watch porn. I don't, I don't, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:44:35 I just, I think because I talk so openly about sex, too, that a lot of porn stars follow me. Who's the funniest porn star? honestly sherry deville and Alexis Fox both came here and we both shot stuff they were making me laugh out loud like they do better improv than most comics like we did this scene oh my fucking god
Starting point is 00:44:52 sherry I had to keep stopping and I was laughing so hard oh my god they're both fucking funny as hell I'd fall in love with her just they're both amazing yeah they're both and they're just so down to earth and like just so open about how they do stuff and they're so cool
Starting point is 00:45:07 I'm like if I had a nice pussy I didn't know you're doing this sorry Carter Cruz No, I've never heard of you She's cool Melissa F Hutchinson coming in next week Who's apparently a big Yeah, so tell me about your podcast
Starting point is 00:45:20 For my listeners For your listeners If they like body stuff It's all about comics, porn stars, actors Coming on talking about like weird ailments And breaks and stuff that Stories you don't normally tell on pods What's the craziest kink?
Starting point is 00:45:34 I'm doing it What's the craziest kink you heard? It's not kinks, it's normally like The craziest body story I heard That's my favorite question. This one, it still haunts me to this day. Gabby Lamb came on and told this. She had a nurse friend who a girl came in complaining of a smell down there.
Starting point is 00:45:55 And the woman had shoved a raw chicken in her vagina to convince her boyfriend that she was pregnant. What? And how that makes any sense, it doesn't. also coming in and being like it smells weird not thinking oh yeah the raw fucking chicken I put out my pussy like I don't know how that
Starting point is 00:46:18 mental illness I'd say don't ever eat this or touch it What about um Then like what if you're like about to have sex And you forget about the raw chicken You're just like sticking your dick into it You're unwell
Starting point is 00:46:30 Yeah you're at Samanella That's Dick and Samanella I don't know what that is Can you get salmonella from inside the Vizade? I would assume It's an orifice this, it's, I don't, I mean, it's probably. It goes away in your bloodstream, right?
Starting point is 00:46:42 Like, I would assume, oh, yeah. Oh, my God. That one is haunted me. What's your love about body parts? Nothing. I just, I'm always sick. This, whatever this is, I have, I literally, something fucking wild always happens to me, especially before taping. So the first, when I did Bill's first special Netflix, Friends Who Kill, I went to Mexico for
Starting point is 00:47:08 my sister's wedding. and I ended up getting this insane third-degree burn all over my body, like welts, like so big that I had to wear, like, the reason I wore fishnets for that taping is because I had bandages all over my legs and all on my shins, like so bad that I was getting my hair done and I had to air them out. And Bill walked in, he looked over my legs. He's like, Jesus, fucking Christ, what the hell is that shit?
Starting point is 00:47:31 Like, open, fucking, so I had to go to the hospital and get wrapped in this like gauze because it was so bad. So, like, there's always something weird, And the doctors couldn't figure what it was. They had to, like, pop the blisters and, like, sample whatever the pus was. Nothing. And I'm talking, like, I'm talking raised to the point where, like, huge. Like, like, the size of a fucking, like, I don't know, top of a coffee can,
Starting point is 00:47:51 like, massive blisters of my body, just from the sun and, like, the salt. I thought it was herpes. It was so fucking bad. I always have something. There's always, like, this, whatever this sickness I had now, I'm allergic to everything. I'm covered in hives all the time. When I was super young, I had an ovarian cyst. That was so bad that they, it was like the size of, like a football on top of my ovary.
Starting point is 00:48:12 Whoa. Like hanging. It was fucked. And then I did birth control really young and they would shrink it. It was very strange. So there's always something going on. I have a weird, I just have a weird body. Does that make you nervous that, you know, growing old and stuff as you get older and your body?
Starting point is 00:48:28 No, I'm going to die in three years. It's over for me. Or maybe it's like Benjamin Button and it's the other way. And you're going to get better. You just keep feeling as you get older because you started so bad. Yeah. Have you had any. near-death experiences?
Starting point is 00:48:42 I don't know. When I was super young, I, like, fell on this pile of rocks. And I think I would just win myself really badly. But my sister left me to go find my dad because I was like, I couldn't breathe. And I looked over and there was a bunch of bones beside me. And in my head, I was like, well, this is, whoever that was, died like this. I think it was just like an animal. But it was like that was like the moment I'm like, I think I'm dying.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Sounds like a Thien in the Gooney. Are you a hypercontract? I think it was. I think I am a hypochondriac, but usually something is still wrong with me. Like, I don't like, you know, I just go to the hospital for no reason. That Frontier thing of you throwing up and shit in everywhere is wild. What do you think that is? I'm literally, I'm not joking.
Starting point is 00:49:22 I am convinced Frontier Airlines got me to sick because I went to the urgent care. They tested me for the flu, COVID, and something else that all came back negative. I'm like, how can this be negative? I shit my pants walking my dog. I shit my shorts. It ran into my crock. I'm like, this is not normal. That's not normal behavior.
Starting point is 00:49:40 And I was, like, in bed shaking. I'm convinced that the guy beside me drank out of my water bottle. Oh. Oh. He was so gross. He bought a bag of chips for an overnight flight. Is Frontier like the new spirit now? Frontier is disgusting.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Don't go on it. Everyone was, it was an overnight flight and everybody was talking. I'm like, are you fucking crazy? Shut up. It's all their one time they fly here. It's an overnight flight. Yeah, it's like, well, we're from Denver, so that's, we live in Denver. So, like, we have to do unite.
Starting point is 00:50:06 I will never do a front. frontier or a spirit. I love Denver. It's awesome. Oh yeah, it's great. Comedy scene too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love the, the Grawlux boys. Yeah, Sam. Talents from Denver. He's so funny. I have two more questions for you. I'll let you go. I know you're busy. How did the tires thing come up? How did you get, how did you get the tires get? I audition for it. Yeah. I think that's, yeah, I think, I think that was it. I think I sent And my audition tape was pretty demented. And see, dude, you are, you are the best character in that's in that whole show.
Starting point is 00:50:43 It's like, I'm like, bring me back for season three. They better. Barb needs an art. Because I think I like, I know they were looking for a comedian and I think because I kind of look also like stabby in a weird way. We both look weak. It looked like it would have made sense. Right, right, right. And I sent in like, sometimes I sent out auditions.
Starting point is 00:50:59 I'm like, eh, that wasn't like good. But this one I went like fucking hard. Why did you decide that character You went for that type For that character What was in your head? I just pictured my boyfriend cheating on me And I was like, this is what I would do
Starting point is 00:51:13 I would rip his dick and balls off his body So you're a character actor I don't think I'm acting I'm just thinking of what would happen It's method I'm just psychotic Daniel Day Lewis up in here Dude
Starting point is 00:51:23 I find method actor is so insane Like I got molded for something yesterday Like whatever I'm doing some horror thing and they were saying Billy Zane Do you know Billy Zane? Yeah, from Titanic, right? Apparently, yeah, apparently he's like
Starting point is 00:51:37 a fucking asshole and he was everybody in this like prosthetics was like he's so rude to everybody and then I was talking to boyfriend about and he's like oh he's doing Brando maybe he's just doing method I'm like you can't be doing my way he's that traitor Joe is doing method
Starting point is 00:51:52 The method has to stop at some point Yeah, right When you're at home abusing your wife It's my character You're Billy Zane You're in Titanic and that's it Yeah, stop. You're not leaning on the camera.
Starting point is 00:52:03 You'll chill the fuck out, man. Yeah, what are we doing? You're the bad guy in Titanic. Yeah, I watched that doc Jim Carrey did for Man on the Moon. And he went full-bone crazy too. I'm like, damn. Like, why? How do you keep a relationship?
Starting point is 00:52:18 Like, literally, like, when I get to set, I'm like, okay, it's time to like kind of get in my head. But I'm not going to be at craft service. It's like, fuck you, bitch. Sorry, I'm in character. I'll be like, what the fuck? That's crazy. To me, it seems a little, I don't know. Maybe that's why I'm not acting that much, but I don't know.
Starting point is 00:52:34 I don't know. Do you like live comedy versus movies or TV shows? What do you like better? I mean, I like life comedy, but I'm trying to get more into the TV movie space. I just shot a role on Tim Allen's Shifting Gears. Oh, nice. L-O-L. Multicam.
Starting point is 00:52:52 What's he like? How I'm going to read on multi-act. Actually, super nice. Yeah? Somebody had been like, who he's an asshole. He was actually insanely nice. Yeah. He was so nice to everybody on set.
Starting point is 00:53:02 I was like, oh, this is bizarre. You know my man, I didn't know him all, but... My man used to sell tons of cocaine. Yeah. I know, I just saw that fucking... Have you seen his mugshot? Yeah. He's smiling, he's got a little... He's got a little porn star mustache on him.
Starting point is 00:53:18 I'm like, that's... I wish that was my co-beiler. He's done multicam? If anyone, nobody understand... Of course you drink cocaine. If multi-cam, people don't realize the preparation that goes into one episode. Yeah, tell me about it. Table read. There's a rehearsal. There's a second rehearsal. Then there's a blocking. Then they pre-film some of the scenes. Then they go live to air on the Tuesday. They still pre-filmed some of the scenes that morning. And then they do the live show and film the scenes live in the audience.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Oh, my God. It's not like a normal TV show where you just go in and do your lines, couple things. This is two weeks of constant rehearsal and memorizing a whole fucking script. Yeah. And like, for 20 minutes. I know. But, but. For 20 minutes. And he's done this for how long? Fucking 30 years. Ninety one. 40 years? This is insane.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Yeah. You know what I think a lot of people... The amount of work he's put in, you're forgetting that. It's insane. So how'd you do on your first time doing it? Did you like it or no? I was so sick. This is right after Frontier Airlines.
Starting point is 00:54:16 Oh, you're always fucking sick, Steph. No, this happened. This was last week. This was last week. So it's right after I got back. And I was on set. I was like, I was in my trailer. I was like, you came.
Starting point is 00:54:26 I'm like, yeah, I'm fine. I'm just like shaking in my trailer. I came out. beads of sweat. I forgot all my lines on one of the rehearsals. The woman came up with a binder. She goes, what's going on here? And I'm like, nothing. So are you okay? I'm like, yeah, I'm fine. You said none of the lines. I'm like, ha, ha, ha. I was like,
Starting point is 00:54:40 I think I overtook meds because I was like, they can't know. I'm sick. So I took like four fucking cold and flu meds, two Tylenol's. And I was like chugging cough syrup in the, in the thing. So I was like, so sweaty. I don't know. I don't know how I did. To be honest with you, we'll see when it comes out. And especially like when you're dry, like you're sweating and you have to like liquid shit?
Starting point is 00:55:02 Like, I had to tell the AD. I was like, hey, this is embarrassing. I've taken pepto, but I have diarrhea. And if I just leave the set, please don't say anything. And she's like, oh, fuck, okay. And I was like, so the whole show, I'm like, I had goosebumps. I was like, clenching my ass. It's very hard to act and clench your ass at the same time.
Starting point is 00:55:21 It was hell. Yeah. I'm like, will I ever go bad? Probably not to that set. But I do like acting. I do, I would prefer to act. If you could do drugs with two people, dead or alive, who would it be? Then what drug would it be?
Starting point is 00:55:35 Two people? Oh, God. What drug would... Okay, it'd definitely be MDMA. That's my favorite drug. That's a great drug. Yeah, yeah. Just sweating and just laughing.
Starting point is 00:55:46 Terrible hanging over, though. Eric, Andre, for sure, because he's so fucking fun. And he always... He's a drug guy. You got to go with him. And then somebody else, maybe somebody weird, like, Bill Burr, just like to change it up and see how he would be on MDM. I would love to see Billberg grinding his teeth.
Starting point is 00:56:03 I think he already is grinding his teeth. You're so happy. I miss M. I haven't taken it in years because I'm terrified of fentanyl, but it's such a good drug. We played... Just that feeling when you're like... Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:15 We played Red Rocks the day before Bill played Red Rocks, and he watched our show. He's like, because we crowd surfing shit, and we're running around. I'm running around and just fucking jump in the crowd. He whispered into my fucking tormentor's ears. He's like, well, he's probably not going to be doing that in 10 years. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:34 He's going to be either dead in like an overdose or he's, that show is not going to last until he's 70. I'm like, oh, Bill, you're my idol. He's like, good luck with your career, kid. It's pretty nice for him, it seems like. That's cool that he saw that. You know what? He loves music. He's a drummer, right?
Starting point is 00:56:54 That's one of the coolest venues I've ever seen at a show at. Isn't it rad? It's the best. Who did you see there? believable. Just curious. I saw Flume. Oh, big.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Which I fucking love Flume, actually. Fuck, man. He was, I know. I don't like to talk about how I like, like, that kind of music. I mean, E. You love EDIM? I do, yeah. A medium boy.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Like who? Tell me, I mean, this is a music podcast. Well, at Flume, Big Wild, used to be more E.D. I've seen disclosure a bunch of times. I love disclosure. Caraboo, I guess he's not so much EDI. Do you know, Caribou? Careb was Canadian, too.
Starting point is 00:57:26 What a pretty lights. Um, yes, I started in free lights. They're fun. That's a fun show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they are fun. Yeah, I want to see, yeah, but Flum is the last show I saw there because I... Have you seen Big Gigantic or Gris? You know anything?
Starting point is 00:57:39 Yes, big gigantic. I like, yes, yes, yes. I'm writing Gris, I'm going to write down Gris. Gris is fun as fuck. He's like on the same wavelength as them kind of. Okay. What about that dude? Tipper.
Starting point is 00:57:49 Is that too heady? No. It might be too head. Who's light? No, no, no. He's like the hippie 7 a.m. shit. Yeah, he's like fucking 7 a. Research chemicals.
Starting point is 00:57:57 drugs you never heard of. A fucking ketamine crowd and shit. No, no, no, I can't do that. That's too much. Do you ever take ketamine? No, no. I'm done. It's it's done for me.
Starting point is 00:58:06 Yeah, you're done. We've done the Coke. We've done the, we've done the, I shit on mushrooms. I wish I could do mushrooms. Oh, really? I love mushroom. Oh, they give you diarrhea? Oh, like the last time I tripped out for an entire night on the toilet.
Starting point is 00:58:19 I'm like, this sucks. Yeah. Fuck. Everyone's having fun watching movies. I'm like, wiping my ass. I'm like, this is not a trip. This is hell. It's not a fun trip.
Starting point is 00:58:30 Turn it up. I can't hear it from the bathroom. Turn up the face on the flume. All right, Steph, we'll let you go. Thanks so much for talking with us. We're huge fans of you.
Starting point is 00:58:41 And like, thanks for sharing your time. Come do my podcast when you're fucking in L.A. I will, yeah. I will. I'll come out. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:58:48 I play, I'm in the house band for like, you know, Chrysers and Todd Glass is like my best friend. I love Todd Glass. He's my man. You should come with us every new, every Thanksgiving or Christmas, we go to his house and it's called Anka Palooza where we take mushrooms and we do a podcast for four hours
Starting point is 00:59:08 and then we hire a Paul Anka cover band and we just, and it's just the three of us at his house. That's fucking. He has a higher approval rating of anyone. He's the best. I love him. I literally saw him a show two weeks ago. I actually gave him the longest time that he probably thought was too long and weird, but I love Talglass. Yeah, he's the best.
Starting point is 00:59:26 He's doing an off-broad... Oh, yeah, this is good for this. Todd is doing an off-Broadway. New York Comedy Fest. He's doing... That's fun. Yeah, Second City, he's doing it for 10 days. I'm coming out for five days.
Starting point is 00:59:37 I'm going to be the house band for five days. Are you doing New York? Yes. No. Are you coming to Denver soon? No. Oh. I was just there last...
Starting point is 00:59:48 She's a movie star now. She's with Tim Allen. Yeah, you're right. Tim Allen. Shit. I was talking like this on set. Yeah, just shinned yourself. I'm a movie star.
Starting point is 00:59:55 I'm a movie star. When you see. see that episode and you see me coming on if the acting isn't great. Did you ever like accidentally fart on stage? No, I held it. My asshole, I'm very good holding it in. That's good. That's good. It was clenched.
Starting point is 01:00:09 Clenched. Be a good sax player. All right, stabs. You're the best. I got one last question for you and I'll let you go. Yeah. You know, when it's all said and done, what do you want to be remembered by? I guess being somebody who speaks her mind. Yeah. You are. You're... You know, I am. I think I am. And I want to be
Starting point is 01:00:26 considered funny. I want people that's saying, yeah, that funny bitch. Not just funny for a woman. Yes. And tell those Joe Rogan cucks that are in your DMs, just keep cuckin Joe Rogan. I guarantee that if they would suck off Joe Rogan, they probably would. Also,
Starting point is 01:00:42 you know what, they might like my special. So if you're out there and you hate me, hate watch my special Filth Queen on network. There you go right now. And stop being such a cuck boy. Get out of Steff's DM. She has... Go get late. Go get late. No, they're not even in my DMs. That's the problem. They're fucking going after other people. Come at me.
Starting point is 01:00:58 Yeah, come at her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll fight her. Come at me. We'll fight them with you. You fight them. I'm not fighting these Joe Rogan guys. They're crazy. I won't open your DMs, but... Did you see them what happened to the liver king? They all know Ty Bo. The liver king tried to go after Joe Roken. Oh, I saw that. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:14 He got arrested. Yeah. I heard that guy smells like an old bear. Oh, yeah, he smells gross. All right, Steph. Keep rocking the roll. Go have fun. Love you, bud. Thank you. Bye, Steph.

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