Animal Spirits Podcast - The Bears Capitulate (EP.390)

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

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All opinions expressed by Michael and Ben are solely their own opinion and do not reflect the opinion of Ridholt's wealth management. This podcast is for informational purposes only and should not be relied upon for any investment decisions. Clients of Ridholt's wealth management may maintain positions in the securities discussed in this podcast. Welcome to Animal Smirts with Michael and Ben. I am here in Las Vegas, one of my favorite cities in the world, and also one of the most loathsome. It's both exhilarating and depressing. It's a love hate and the extreme. There's no middle ground for Vegas.

You hate coming. You love leaving. It's very depressing and everything in between. But I love it. I love the grime. I love the people. I love the cigarette smoke. I love the depression.

I love it. all. I'm here at the Fountain Blue. It's massive. And I'm walking around looking, a lot of paintings, a lot of, you know, expensive paintings, but a lot of rooms to furnish. Every time I'm in a hotel like this, I'm just thinking, how does this place ever turn to profit? And we had this conversation actually when we were at the hotel in Houston, that beautiful hotel in Houston, which I'm sure actually is doing quite fine. But this place, man, I, uh, I'd love to see the numbers on it. I don't know how this works. It's all the extra up fees that they charge you, right?

Here's the price, but here's the actual what you're actually paying. They get you on the fees. I think that's it. That's the fees. Yep, got to be the fee. It's like DoorDash. So last week, we were talking about Jason's Wig had the story about people losing their whole retirement fund. So I wrote a blog post kind of talking about this.

And I wrote about the four types of investment mistakes. And I wrote how there's annoying mistakes, like investing in an underperforming fund. Like, yeah, if you invested in an active fund that underperforming the S&P by 2% over the last five years, you'd be kicking yourself, but you were invested. There's the self-inflicted mistakes like paying high fees, over-trading. There's painful mistakes

like selling at the bottom of a bare market or buying at the top, those kind of things. And then there's the end game mistakes, which is like fraud and scam. And I put this on Twitter, and then a million people wrote their own additions to what I was writing. This, hey, number five, it's this,

and a bunch of people wrote this in, which was good write-in, like a write-in ballot for the election. Someone wrote five, buying an Audi. Ooh. And I thought, That was great. It was a lot of the people want to hear the story about what happened with your car because we didn't get to it last week.

And I've never heard the story. So I got to hear what happened. I can't believe you didn't go to another dealership and get a completely different car brand. Because you don't know the false story, my friend. Let's hear it. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the story. All right. So for those of you who are unfamiliar with my trials and tribulations with Audi, it started.

So I had a 2019 Q7 and we were thrilled. I never thought that I would be able to afford such a vehicle and, you know, was smiling. finally ear to ear driving off the lot. I drove a Q5 for a few years. It's a smooth ride. The Q5 is a better ride, but we have a lot of trunk space. We've got a dog and another dog on the way, and we pack the car when we go upstate.

So we needed the trunk space. So we got the Q7, and there was just always one problem after another. The engine would leak. We got the oil change, and then the light would come back on three weeks later. And during the height of the pandemic in November of 2021, I had the option to buy out my car. By the way, which I recently learned the sticker buyout price was $33,000. And I checked my price. I'm like, well, why did I pay $51 to buy it out?

So I flipped out all over again. You don't know this part of it. But I flipped out all over again. They're like, well, because that was a buyout price, you still have two months on the leash and then the list and that. And then you get the warranty plus the taxes. I'm like, all right, whatever. I don't even care at this point.

So, all right. So I bought it out. And the reason why I bought it out. You basically bought it in September 1929. Yeah. The reason why I did was because in November 20, 21, with all the supply chain issues, I either take my monthly payment from $900 a month up to $1,300 a month for the new car. That sounded awful.

Or I buy the car and I take my payment down from 900 down to $800. So I didn't really think that much about it. What I should have thought was, hey, my wife's putting 20,000 miles a year on the car. And so what ultimately happened was the value of the car plummeted relative to how much I owed. But along the way, the engine problems kept happening. I would get an oil change, the light would come back on. And they didn't give me a loaner car.

And so I had to get a loaner car from Enterprise one time. And then when I called Audi of America to complain, they're like, oh, that's the horrible. We're so sorry, submit the bill for reimbursement. I submitted the bill. They rejected the claim. I'm like, this is just... Having car problems when you have kids is a huge pain in the ass. Like, it upends your whole life.

So, and then there's a few other things in between where I'm like, I'm driving. I'm like, guys, I need to get the car fixed, but they don't have a loaner car. So now I'm driving a car that I own that I'm already underwater on that keeps getting worse. So finally, they give us a loner car. They fix the, the engine. The light goes back on three days later. It's like comedy at this point.

You know what I mean? So I'm like, keep the car. They're like, do you want us to do a full exam of the engine? I'm like, what do we mean? Do I want you? I thought that's what you were doing. I thought that's what you did last time. You haven't even done.

I thought they just plug it into a computer and it does like. diagnostics for everything these days. I thought you did that already. I'm like, am I taking crazy pills? Why do we keep coming back here? So over the summer, they gave us a loaner car, a Q5 in August. And I hadn't heard from them since October. So I called them. I'm like, guys, and mom is like, shouldn't we be calling? I'm like, I don't think four months later. Yeah, I'm like, take the car. I don't want it. I don't want it. Because at this point, I have a warranty that expires at 100,000 miles. I've got 82,000 miles. It's a ticking time bomb. Like, keep the car. I don't want it. it. So they called me. I'm like, guys, don't you think it's weird? I'm in customer service.

Don't you think it's weird given our history? You know, I'm not a, I'm a, you know, I'm a disgruntled customer that you would keep me abreast along the way. I'm sorry, Mr. Baddick, we've been really busy. I'm like, whatever, just what, what's going on? There's metal in the engine. Of course there is. So, so now what? Is the engine made out of metal? Sure. Oh, sure. So, so, so now what? We have to do it from a fall diagnostics and see if the warranty will cover it. So then I got the call two weeks. ago and uh wait didn't you pay for a warranty too yeah pay for the warranty man you should have taken you should have taken the higher car payment in 2021 no shit well that's where this all landed

what y'all get there so um so i so the transmission blew so the warranty cover that 12000 so they said all right we've got good news we've got bad news the good news is the engine is busted there's metal in it and that's that's been the the source of your problem this whole time one Wonderful. Thanks for telling me. The bad news is that you're above your warranty limit and we're not going to pay for the whole thing. I'm like, okay, awesome. I did not realize that there were warranty limits. That's news to me. I guess there's something called fine print. I'm not reading the fine print.

And there's more bad news. Oh, yeah, what's that? You're over your limit. The warranty is gone. There's no more warranty. I'm like, how much does it cost to fix the engine? Like, well, it costs Audi $24,000. We're going to cover 17.

I'm like, now, mind you, I owe $27,000 on the car. The blue book value for a good car is 15. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. no, no. I'm not spending $7,000 lighting that money on fire in order to drive a car that has been busted six ways to Sunday without a warranty. I'm out, right? So I call my car broker. I'm explaining the situation. Like, get me some quotes on this car and that car. And the quotes come back because I've got negative $12,000 in equity to be rolled into them. The quotes come back disastrous. So I get a call from Audi, the sales guy.

He's like, Mr. Batnik, I know you don't want to hear this. So now I have three terrible doors to truce from. Like, all right, what can you do for me? So the thing has been, in reality, so I owe $27,000 to the bank. In reality, after the engine trouble, the car's worth, I don't know, $7,000, 8,000. There's no way in the world I'm writing a check to the bank for $20,000 to just light the money on fire out of principle. I'm not doing that.

So, Audi was willing to give me $14,000 for the vehicle to roll it into a new Q7. So they had me by the, you know what, I had no choice. I can't believe it. But it was either take $8,000 or $7,000 from someplace else or take $14,000. Did you try to negotiate it all and say, hey, for the trouble you've given me, give me $20 for this thing? Of course. Okay. They're like, sir, it's worth like eight.

Like this is going to go to auction It's probably going to get junked Like we're going to give you 14 Because for your troubles If we put this on the street With the doors open And the windows open And the keys in the car

No one would steal it So, all right So that was the story That I was going to tell last week And then here comes The punch line We get the car on Sunday On Monday

Robin sends me a photo From the brand new car The check engine light came on That could be a world record. I'm like, I'm being punked. This has to be a joke. And the long and the short of it is, I think, I believe it was just a computer glitch.

But to say that I was about to lose my mind was an understatement. So anyway, we're back into Q7. We had no choice. It was either do that or get whatever. If we got a BMW or something would have been catastrophically more expensive. Because financial lesson here is what? Well, the financial lesson is, listen, the truth, the reality is I got a bad car. It happens.

You know what I mean? It's bad luck. Yeah, it was bad luck. But yeah, no, I will never be buying a German car ever again. Except for the one you just bought. Now, for the people who were like, well, renting a car is always a waste money. Listen, I don't care. Okay.

There's a financial decision that I like to make. I am a leaser. I don't care if I am not optimized my spreadsheet. I like the flexibility. I think you talked me to never buying the warranty, though, because it sounded like you got screwed on the warranty, too. Oh, no, the warranty saved my life. I mean, there was a $12,000 transmission

that was covered and other damages. So the whole thing was not a great experience. Needless to say, needless to say. Now, my wife's thrilled. Tell your wife to buy a Honda Accord. My wife's thrilled because she loves the car. Okay, so she's great, happy to get a new one. She's thrilled, so.

I'm not. also who cares about my jeep that piece of garbage so I spoke to the other broker and by the way I'm like hey hey and why do I have you

can I can I get out of this sheep he's like oh don't he's like what you have the if you were angular he's like dude no he's like there have been so many rebates there's so many mechanical issues

he's like you are in that he got one he said he was Wednesday up I said April 26 he said I'll talk to you on April 26 he's like there is nothing you didn't get out of that car

you're the worst car picker in the world Like, you're, like, a stock picker who, like, only picks bad stocks. That's you with cars. Somebody made a comment that Michael can't be a man of the people because he has a ticket broker. I will have you know person who... And a carbroker. Person in the comments is that both the car broker and the ticket broker came from

recommendations of you find listeners. So, thank you. Well, the car broker came from Animal Spirit Center? I didn't know that. No, not true. That's not true. The car broker came from my step, brother. That's not true.

The ticket broker. So, anyway, that's my story with the car. Good times. Speaking of people who make bad decisions, I want to talk about the bears throwing in the towel, but I want to start with this for the year, and then we're going to get into that. So the S&P 500 is up 29%.

I wrote this last week. Worst peak to try off drawdown this year was 8%. 56 new all-time highs. This is as if I tweet my tweet last week, I think there's been another one or two. So it's 57-58. So it's like one out of every four trading days this year has been a new all-time high.

There have been just three down days of 2% or worse. there's only one three percent down day. This has been easily the best year since 2017 in terms of volatility, but also like one of the least volatile years. This is one of the like, this is the kind of stock market you want to see as an investor. Like, this has been a relatively easy year for everyone involved. You think? There was, there was one brief period of volatility, the, the, the, the me getting. But other than that, it has been the sailing bend has been smooth. I was talking to follow me yesterday about thinking about next year. And I said, listen, we had a 20% up here in 20, 23. We had a 29% up here in 2024. I do not want a 30% up year in 2025. And I'm talking about

all the reasons why, about how this sort of ascent can set us up for something really nasty on the other side as the eventual expectations aren't met. But I caveat out of that with it. I said, however, I would love a 30% up year if it's driven by margin expansion and earnings growth. If that happens, I would love a 30% year. But I guess the point I was making, I was like, if we get a blow off top of multiple expansion, that's what I do not want.

My most high conviction bet for next year, if I gave a forecast, would be that regardless of where the year ends up, we're going to have a 10% or more correction. Like, we just, we, I would put that at like 85%. Well, how, what percent of the years do have a 10% correction? Let's use that as a baseline. Two thirds of all years have piquita trough drought on at at least 10%. So it's already pretty high number. I would put it way, I would say like 85, 90% that we're going to have some sort of.

90s high, 90s high, but I would say if you, if you, if we were to set some sort of odds, a line at 80% would you take the over the under? I think I would agree with that. I think I'd take the over. so our friend Brian Jacobs at Aptus Capital wrote about the Cape ratio and he said beware Cape Crusaders limitations of Schiller's ratio

and money market valuation and he shows the projected returns of the S&P 500 based on the Cape model and the realized returns and of course the realized returns are much higher than the returns that you and I and many others had spent talking about

way higher and they basically never converge Yeah. So I want to take a bit of a victory lap, but with a big caveat here, I think that you and I and Josh and certainly many others on Twitter who write about this stuff had been pushing back against a cape ratio. And we did that for a long time. And for those of you who are unfamiliar with what is a cape ratio, it stands for the cyclically adjusted. price to earnings ratio. And it was created by Robert Schiller. And what it does is it looks at not just the last 12 months or not just projected forward 12 months earnings, but really over a true cycle. What does the last 10 years look like of earnings, adjusted for inflation, smooth it out a little bit? And that'll give you a fair gauge of whether we're high or low, rich, rich, trading rich or poor. Which sounds reasonable because it takes out the outlier essentially.

Oh, it sounds very reasonable. And so if you look at the entire history, we're overvalued. and we have been overvalued for like 98% in the last 25 years. And one of the point that I had made back in 2017 was, wait a minute, wait, just a minute. Yes, we have the full 100 year sample size and we're looking at the data, the average over that entire period.

But what if you were to look at the average in real time, right? What if you were to look at the average in 1928 to 1950? And then what if you looked at it again in from 1920 to 1960 and you did that? So the average cap ratio in real time. And when you did that, when you do that, you don't just have an average line that goes straight, right?

You have an average line that is moving. And the average line had been moving up until the right since 1980. And so I wrote many blog posts. And when I did do this, Ben, I had a bit of a bit of trepidation as I pushed send because, listen, I'm a Queens College graduate, right?

I have no PhD, no MBA. There's a lot of smart people who were talking about the Cape ratio. Yeah, so the Cape ratio was invented by a little man named Robert Schiller. And Robert Schiller won the Nobel Prize in 2013. And you had all these academics, luminaries, giants of the investing industry, talking about the Cape ratio and why the market was going to not do very well.

And here you have this bald asshole saying not so fast. And in 2018, research affiliates, Rob Barnardot wrote a post. And by the way, nothing but love for Rob. Still a big fan of his. So this is not hate to him in the way. We've interviewed him in the past, right? Yes, and we're going to interview him again next year. So not only do I not have hate for Rob, but I have so much respect for Rob that when he mentioned me in this article in 2018, I might have cried.

It was a bad badge of honor, huh? It was a big deal for me. So research affiliates, God knows how much money they manage. Is it 100? Is it in the hundreds? Is it 80 billion? I don't know. They managed a gazillions of dollars.

Rob Barnard is a pioneer or a luminary a giant in this industry. So they wrote, they wrote, peak fear. from curb is, having said that. Having said that. So, in 2018, they wrote a post, Cape Skeptics Arguments. And the title was Cape Fear Why the Cape Naysayers are wrong. And in it, Ben, they quoted me.

They quoted me. Michael Baton. Not just in the book, in like, the words of the body of the, they actually broke you out and showed you. They bolded me. I wasn't in the footnotes. And they quoted me.

And here's the quote. Ben, that I wrote in 2017. Comparing the Cape ratio from 1960 to today is like comparing Oscar Robertson to Russell Westbrook. Same game, but things have changed. And how right we were, Ben, and I think the point that we have been making for this entire fucking time, and not to get mad, because I'm thrilled that they're coming around, and that Dave Rosenberg is finally realizing is that the companies, the fundamentals, the

metrics of the markets, of the inputs that they were looking at, they had been comparing it with history. And we were like, hello. Context matters here. Hello. This is different. Like I said, you're comparing Oscar Robertson to now John Morant. What are we doing?

These people were experts on an earlier version of the world. So Brian and his piece shows the market weights of Facebook, Amazon, Google, Apple, Nvidia, and Microsoft 10 years ago versus today. and he's showing they're so much bigger, like these were tiny, Envidio was a fraction of a tiny fraction of the market back then. And now they're a huge piece.

So his point is saying, why should we care about what the earnings were 10 years ago if these companies are so much bigger now and more profitable? Here's some other stats kind of back up the last conversation with that on this.

Here's an interesting one. So Pranov guy, who's a guy at Kelkbench, who did this for us a few years ago, and he actually followed up and he said five years ago for you and Michael, I created this thing where I showed net income by the top 25 companies in the S&P every year. And he showed that the top 25 companies in the S&P now make up 49% of net income. And that's been pretty stable for the past 10 years or so.

But guess what percentage of the market cap those top 25 make? 49%. They make up 49% of the market cap and 49% of the income. It's a perfect relationship. But, Ben, I thought it was all monetary policy. So these companies are bigger And that's not to say These companies are going to stay on top forever

They probably won't So with all of that being said With all of that being said How do I feel about You know This continuing indefinitely Listen we just had a up 20% year And up 30% year

I can't play God I can't determine where the market goes But if I had it my way You know what I would love Going to my head Market feels a little rich here what if you know it'll be you know it'll be wonderful if i could do the puppet master thing let's have earnings outpace multiples next year let's have earnings go up more than the multiples

do let's have earnings grow 13% and the market grow 9 that's happened before we're earnings grow more than the market now given given that we are in the midst of a revolution i would say that it's probably highly unlikely if earnings grow 30% the the multiple's going to go up even further still. But, you know, this was, this was a week end that I had a lot of introspection and a lot of reflection on, like, when we were writing this stuff, I don't know about you, man, but I was, I pressed send and I went like. To your point, it was some very smart, very well-educated academics and practitioners

and investors. And yeah, we were writing this stuff in like 2015 saying, hey, listen, maybe the Cape stuff is wrong. And, yeah, I feel pretty vindicated. but we were just saying you have to provide context or you can't just look at this number. The markets are not that easy. You can't look at one variable and say,

that's it, time to get out, markets are valued. It doesn't work like that. Yeah. So there we go. All right, Ben, there's a great chart from Jeffrey Patak showing here's a timeline of, here's a time lapse, excuse me, of net assets and single stock,

leveraged long ETFs broken down by reference stock. Aggregate net assets have risen 12 times over the past 12 months. I would love to know where these trades are being executed. And this chart only goes back to 2022 because these are obviously relatively new. You couldn't do this in the past, right? Or just no one did. So the growth here is just insane. So Nvidia accounts for almost $8 billion.

Micro Strategies is almost five and Tesla is over four. So those three single stock ETFs that are leveraged count for 85. percent of all assets. Holy smokes. And look at this next chart. And the crypto ones are coming, obviously, right? Like, Bitcoin leverage is going to be here next, don't you think? Well, micro strategy is in here. Wow.

So, micro strategies are already there. Assets in Bloomberg, assets and leveraged long ETFs divided by assets and leveraged short products. And look at that ratio. That is, whew. Whenever the top does come in the in the market, the floor falls out from the market, the top stuff will be really easy for people to point to see, but in the real time, they've been pointing it out for years and years. It's not that easy.

Yeah. And another theme of the conversation that we keep having, investors rush into U.S. equities. This is from the FT. $140 billion monthly net inflows after the election. You know, this is like, remember that commercial back in the day? How many leaks does it take to get to the center of a Tutsi Pop? I don't know why I thought about that, but like, I guess the bad analogy that I'm trying to use is like, where's this money coming from? That's the worst analogy I've ever used. But how, I guess.

I can't believe that how bad it dwarfs 2021. I would have assumed 2021 would be like the height of speculative mania and everyone's just got more money now. I don't know. We still haven't got a good answer on this. I would love for someone to provide a good answer on this. Where is the money coming from?

I don't know. Somebody, tell me, damn it. So, I mean, here's the simple explanation is, let's see, inflation is up 25% since 2020. Wages are also up 25%. So people have more money to invest, but that doesn't account for why it's so much bigger now, though. That's not like a 20% increase. It's like a two-fold increase. Yeah. So, Rob Bennett is looking to get into sports betting. Shocker. Who could believe that?

Why wouldn't they? Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Are they too late, or does it, is it still not too late for that sort of stuff? No, but they've got, they've got the users. I think people would like to consolidate. So, by the way, I'll just do all my degenerate stuff on one app. I don't need all these different apps. Yeah.

I asked earlier, like, the time lapse of single stock leverage long ETFs. How much of that do you think is in Robin Hood? I'm guessing that they're definitely punching above their weight class in terms of total AUM on the platform versus total AUM and levered stuff. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay, new Mobitz and peace out for Morgan Stanley. And this is... I did not.

read this yet. I plan to. Totally obvious, but he had some great charts in here. This one stuck out to me with that. People talk about the concentration of indexing and how much money is in the top 10 holdings. And actually since 2010, it's gone up, but not much from 25 to 30 percent, but he shows the average, oh, sorry, this is top 10 holdings. But for active managers, have actually got more concentrated. So active managers went from 30 percent concentration to top 10 to 40, whereas indexing went from 25 percent to 30. Yeah. So it's kind of funny to think that people are so worried about concentration and indexing when it's even worse in active management, which makes sense. I mean, this is the thing that we keep talking about. It's like, they're the ones setting the prices.

Of course it's higher and active. Yes. And they have to be. They have no choice. Oh, here's another one. Back to our, where's the money coming from? This is from Ed Yardinney. The three-month moving average of foreign private purchases of U.S. stocks had an all-time high in September. Historically, foreigners have been poor timers of U.S. stock market tended to chase rallies to blow off tops. But look at this number. It's another one that's just off the chart. compared to history in terms of money. The last three months, we've had a huge inflow. Another answer that we've gotten from listeners is overseas investors.

And listen, certainly part of it, certainly part of the story. All right, financial optimism improved in November. What are we looking at here? This is a percentage of households seen better financial situation in one year. This is from the Federal Reserve Bank of New York Survey of consumer expectations. And the, you might... It was up like 30% in one month. You might laugh and say, how is it, it's so crazy that we live in a country where people's

moods are determined by who's in the White House, whether it's people that you want in the White House or people you don't want in the White House. But that's the way it is. So right now, people are really excited about who's in the White House and doesn't matter. I think it does. I think the way that people feel about who's in the White House and how it's going to impact the economy, whether they turn it to be right or wrong, I think it matters and can be self-fulfilling, because if they're feeling better and they're more likely to spend and they're more likely to invest

and take out new projects, I think that in and of itself can move the needle. Speak of my ticket broker, who, again, was introduced to me. I did not find my ticket broker, so thank you, listener. My ticket broker said, hey, he's like, hey, this is not a political comment. So I'm just letting you know, I've been slammed since the election. People are spending a lot more, way more money on tickets. How about this for an explanation? No, but you laugh, but that's actually happening.

Yeah. Like, he wasn't trying to be funny. How about this for an explanation here? There's just lots of rich people in the world. This is from UBS. They do this global wealth report every year, and they say, let's see, the percent of adults in the lowest wealth ban, they'll get below 10,000 U.S.E, this is globally,

and 10 to 100, and then above a million. They show the percentage in that lower 10,000 band has basically been cut in half from 75% in 2000 to 39.5% now. There's more millionaires. 1.5% of the adult population is millionaires around the world. 22 million of them are in the U.S. So 38% of all millionaires in the globe reside in the United States. China is second with 6 million, and that's double the number of the U.K., which is in the third. So 22 million millionaires out of 260 million adults in the U.S.

So that's 8% of all adults in the U.S. are millionaires. Say that one more time? 8% of all adults in the U.S. are millionaires now. Nearly 1 in 10. So it's 1 in 12, I guess. Higher or lower than you would have assumed. And we're by far the most out of any country. And how, I'm sorry, how is millionaire defined?

Oh, I don't know if it includes home by career or not. That's a good question. I didn't really look. But globally, 1.5% of the population is worth a million or more. If you include primary residency, I would guess it's a lot higher than 8%. Yeah, true. Because isn't like 5% of all houses are worth a million. But you take the equity in your account.

But the crazy thing here is that it's something like 75% of people are worth 100,000 or less globally. 75% of the global population is worth $100,000 or less. 40% is worth $10,000 or less. You could hear that. and get upset about the inequality and stuff. I see that as an opportunity. Like, what happens, not if, but hopefully when these people are lifted up? And these numbers are showing that it's already improving.

The last 20 years have we've seen a big improvement. Well, the amount of people living in absolute global poverty is collapsing, right? Right. Yeah. So I listen to a bunch of the deal. So to your point, the trend here matters more than the absolute numbers. Yeah, anyway, getting back to the percentage of, millioners in the United States.

That's interesting. I would, of investable assets. Yeah, maybe 10% sounds about right. I don't know. But I was listening to, I listened to Bezos and Sam Altman and Alex Cooper and Ken Griffin.

And there's so much fucking negativity out there for reasons, you know, are obvious women to get into that now. But I was really, I found it really encouraging and inspiring to listen to some of these, like, business people about, some of the projects that they're working on and ways in which they're inspired to create value and, you know, people are, for people who rail against billionaires, Jeff Bezos was like,

yeah, I have $200 billion worth of Amazon stock. Because how much Amazon's worth? $2 trillion, which means that I've created $1.8 trillion in wealth for other people. I don't think people realize how cool it's going to be when we have a bunch of self-driving cars and AI acting like your personal assistant. I don't think people have prepared themselves for that reality yet. Yeah, so I found myself feeling pretty inspired by what the future is going to look like. ChartKit just sent me this over.

I asked him to update this when the data came out. So we've got the Small Business of Optimism Index and the Small Business Uncertainty Index. And the Small Business Uncertainty Index was spiking into the election. And it's a little bit hard to see, but it's pulled back pretty dramatically since. But you've got the small business optimism just roaring. And again, like this matters. The way that people feel, you don't think the way people feel now, you don't think so. Did it matter to the economy the last two or three years, though, when people were thought

the economy was dreadful and the spending was off the charts, the economy is growing. No, but I don't think the two things could be, I don't think opposites need to be equal, if that makes, or I don't know if I'm explaining right, but I don't think, I don't think what you just said this proves what I'm saying. Just because people had been spending doesn't mean that now they're going to not spend even more. I think they are going to spend even more. And I know that my ticket broker thing is very anecdotal, but I do think that it matters. I think sentiment matters for how people feel and how people spend. I definitely do. I don't think people have another level to go to unless we, everyone just maybe this is. Oh, yeah? Well, okay. Maybe this is

the point where people just tap into debt, but people have been spending so much already that I don't know Where does the rest of the money come from? The raises aren't going up. The people aren't going to be able to change jobs anymore and get these massive raises. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. So, okay.

I put a new segment in here, Ben. Okay. It's called The Wayback Machine. Click on this link. Okay. Somebody made this for us. And it's charts from animal spirits. over the years.

You click it in it and says get a random chart. Holy cow. And you hit it again, you get another random chart. And it shows what episode it was on? Yeah. So, Ben, I saw one and I clicked on the link. Who made this for us? I did not see this.

This is amazing. Thank you, Dylan. Shout to Gillen. So I grabbed the chart and maybe we'll make this a segment. Maybe we won't. I don't know. But like charts from 2018, that seem either quaint or funny or outdated. Oh, my God. Carnival and Royal Caribbean, when they went to, like, two times price to earnings in 2021.

Can you imagine if we would have bought them back then? Okay, so anyhow, so I grabbed a chart. This looks like it's from Ned Davis, doesn't it? Yeah, it is, Ned Davis. It's the weights of the top five and bottom half of stocks to the S&P 500. So, by the way, actually, hey, hey, wait a minute, this is my chart. This is my fucking pie chart. That's true.

I just thought about it. This is my pie chart. Because remember when you're like, holy shit, the top five stocks are equal to the bottom 50% of stocks in the market. Wait, but this was in 2018? Exactly, bro. How quaint. What do you think this chart looks like today? The top five stocks are probably equal to the bottom of 65% of stocks.

Yeah, just kept going. And there were so many people. Guys, not all of you were investing in 2018, a lot of you were, I can't tell you how many people, probably ourselves included, if we're being honest, who in 2018 thought this was unsustainable. Right, this can't go on anymore. And that's, it's, it's legitimately seven years ago. So maybe we'll make this a recurring segment, maybe we will, but either way, I just thought this was interesting. We got an email from a listener.

I would love to hear you guys discuss why, uh, how has, what can cause prices to stop going up. And if we are lucky, maybe even to go down one day. Thanks, signed another average American getting a standard 3% annual raise and crushed by inflation. All right. Here's how I'll answer this. I'm not going to talk about prices going down because prices in certain areas will go down.

Prices in most areas will not. Unless the economy does really crappy. But look at the last 18 months of inflation here. The standard deviation of this is nil, right? my son is watching some soccer show on YouTube lately so he uses the word nil all the time anytime we go to watch a game he'll say nil like he picked it up so anyway

we've been under I don't know three and a half percent for the last well over a year and look at how this is the good news is that the volatility of inflation has been taken out that's what you want to see because that makes it easier for businesses to plan it makes it easier for consumers to plan it makes it easier for investors to plan

this is what you want to see you don't want to see the huge spikes we had and then come back in and then go up like you want to see more stability in prices this is what the volatility of inflation obviously the higher prices hurt people but it was a volatility that really scared people too and seeing the massive spikes we've taken that out which i think is a good sign how's that that's what you want to see all right but how do prices what can cause prices stop going up all right so here's here's the answer nothing The economy, it's selling. People losing their jobs.

Yeah. I thought about writing and post about this months ago. I just never got around to it, and I don't know if I ever will. Why inflation exists and why it will never go away. We all run businesses, right? And we all want to make more money. And one, there's a few levers, a few hours you can make money, right? Like, add more services, add different services.

but the easiest and the least offensive way is to just raise prices a little bit every year, right? You just raise prices a little bit every year. The person that does your sprinkler service, they charge you $90 to turn off your sprinklers to drain your pipes, whatever they need to do. And if they charge you $95 next year, what are you going to do? Do you pay for that in New York?

Pay for one in New York. To get your sprinklers turned off like that. You pay $90? Well, whatever the number is. Okay, probably $50 here. That's in New York. premium there. Whatever it is.

My point is, the people that you do business with on a daily basis, the companies that you work with on a daily basis, they raise their prices every year. Why? Because that's why they make more money. They can. As long as the pie keeps growing, the prices will get higher. I've always said inflation is the lesser of two evils. Deflation sounds great until you realize it would mean fewer jobs and your wages would

go down. It's horrendous. People delay consumption because why would you buy something today if you know it's to be cheaper tomorrow? That's called the deflation spiral. And that's what nukes an economy. Okay? So you never want that.

So that's an oversimplified version of why inflation exists, why it always exists, and why it will never not exist. And the best way to protect yourself from inflation is to own assets, right? I think that that's been the lesson or one of the key lessons. But no, prices will not go down. Ben's three best hedges against inflation are a good job, right, because your wages can rise over time, a 30-year fixed-rate mortgage in a house. because a home is a great hedge against inflation

and stocks for the long run. Those are the three best hedges against inflation. What about pizza? Pizza's pretty good, too. Little Caesar is still $5.55 for a hot and ready. I can't wait until Little Caesars jabs it up your ass. It's my kids' favorite pizza is Little Caesars. We try to get them like the good Vitalis Italian place in town here,

and all they want is Little Caesars. All right, we talked a couple weeks ago about how the Bitcoiners had won. I think it's worth talking about the $100,000 mark. it's a number whatever some people don't care about big round numbers i do this was it was 15,000 ish in november 2022 and now it's 100,000 and that was a severe crypto winter that we went through and the fact that it's back here is just i think it just take a step back and say how amazing it is that this it just keeps coming back dude i said this a couple of weeks ago i can't i can't believe these guys did it like i can't

believe they actually they want they they they they willed it into existence it seems so unlikely we were laughing. Eric Balchunas tweeted, King of the Hill, the U.S. spot ETS have just passed Satoshi and the total Bitcoin held, now hold more than 1.1 million more than anyone in the world

and they're not even a year old, literally baby's still mind-blowing. So U.S. ETFs own more Bitcoin than anybody. Ben, what is this chart? Michael's favorite Bitcoin story? Okay, so your favorite Bitcoin story is just that the supply and demand.

You've said that a million times, and it says behind Bitcoin's rally is a simple fact. Supplies are limited. So they show how the Bitcoin supply will change over the time and it's already been like 19 million out of the 21 million of been mined or whatever created, whatever you call it. And so their whole point is like the supply and demand, as you always talk about. And they show the estimated distribution of supply. 70% of individuals own Bitcoin, Satoshi owns 4.6%. ETFs own 5.9%. 7.5% has been lost. So that's, what, 150 billion has been lost or something? I've got a question for you.

So Satoshi, whoever they are, and I can't believe it has never come out yet. I know HBO tried to do a doc on it or someone tried to do a doc, and it sounded like it wasn't really that great. The funny thing is, is that the answer would probably not be, would be pretty overwhelming.

It would probably just some nerd that no one's ever heard of. That'd be very overwhelming. So here's my question. Satoshi has never, as far as I'm concerned, never moved Bitcoin anywhere, never sold any, right? They've never done anything with it.

And I don't know if they're an altruistic person and maybe they just own a bunch of other Bitcoin and they've got so rich, it didn't matter. Like they just mined some, they have someone, it doesn't matter. What should Satoshi do with their Bitcoin? If they're altruistic and they're going to never do anything with it, should they destroy it? So it's worth 95. Let's say they're not going to do anything with it ever, whoever he or she is. Should they, or whoever they are? So it's worth 95 billion. They have 1.1 million bitcoins. What if they held a

lotto and said anyone who has an income, $50,000 or less, put your name in the lottery, we're going to give you one Bitcoin from Satoshi. How much goodwill would that engender to the rest of the world as far as crypto goes. Is that a good plan or what? Should I be on the PR team for Satoshi? You get one Bitcoin. Come on. That's pretty good. There was a crash. Give me a cryptic lines, Satoshi. There was a crash at 100,000. A crash. There was a gigantic liquidation. Largest amount of liquidation, so Crypto McKenna tweeted largest amount of liquidation since FTX insolvency on BTC now. Spot buyer stepping and hoovering up the liquidation cascade. Thanks for playing.

Everyone was following me out of the trade. Yeah, exactly. But here's the last thing that I want to say about Bitcoin. You're right. I do feel a bit of vindication here, too. I was never, I'm not a Bitcoin guy in terms of the story, the maxi, the this, the that, that, the fixing poverty. I never believed any of that bullshit. But I did believe that they believed, and I did believe that the story would resonate,

and I did believe that the man would out strip supply, and therefore I bought it because I thought it would go up. So I feel, I feel pretty. Pretty good about that. This is a very much a Michael Victory Lab podcast. Things are, you know, I'm due for a kick in the ass. Although maybe it's just, maybe it's just balancing out the Audi and my missing my flight. So maybe I'm even. But I do want to say this.

Short of the supply and demand thing is if you find a financial asset with a religious fervor behind it, buy it. Don't ask questions. I do want to say this. The point that Eric made about BlackRock or about Spot ETS being the biggest holder of Bitcoin, Our friend Tyrone retweeted, you know, the top 10 Bitcoin holders. And he said, BlackRock Fidelity, Micro Strategy, and the U.S. government in the top 10, just as Satoshi intended. So, Ben, you skeeted.

Bitcoin really is proof that you don't have to be right to make money. Everything Bitcoin people have ever predicted has been wrong, except the price going up. It's actually kind of amazing. I say this with no shade either. It's impressive. I don't know if everything predicted is wrong. But point taken, for the most part. But here's, I think Jack said, no offense, a little bit better than you did.

Jack said, a thing about Bitcoin, Jack Raines over at Blue Sky, a thing about Bitcoin that I found annoying is that the original argument for it, a decentralized currency that can't be manipulated, is effectively dead. The price went up because, one, it's broadly accessible on exchanges and two people just bought it. It's categorically useless as a currency, and it's entirely centralized at this point. You buy it on Coinbase or Robin Hood, BlackRock has an ETF, et cetera. Its accessibility was great for the price, and I think digital gold is the best description. at this point. I realize it's in vogue to parade around when your asset goes up. Just annoying seeing

the I told you back in 2014 post when the stuff people said in 2014 was totally off base. You can get rich being right for the wrong reasons, but don't act like a psychic. And Jack's totally right. They were right. Credit to them. But like, but truly, let's not forget that all of this self-sovereign custody, it's outside the system and this and that. Who gives a shit? Right. It was a good, it was a good story. Eventually the story won, but the story that they told It's not the story that effectively... Yeah, and people realize that, like, if we want this to get big, as big as we want it, the mainstream has to be part of it.

And maybe the government does or whoever. Someone asked us a question about the regulatory environment with Bitcoin or crypto and what it actually means to be deregulated. I don't think we have to get into all that. But my hope here is that there's always a pendulum of, like, the regulatory framework. And so leading up to the great financial crisis, it was... There was this period of massive deregulation. And then the crisis hit, and people said, oh, my God.

gosh, that was so stupid. There was no rules in place. Now we got to add way more rules. And obviously, the pendulum swung way too far back in that direction. And now people say, like, why are there so many rules against everything? I just hope if we are entering the other way of the pendulum swinging, that it's not just crypto because I don't know what crypto deregulation would really do besides make a bunch of crypto people even richer.

I hope if we do get a deregulation environment that most of it is in the real estate segment, like that's the place that can actually do some good. where we need to have the most deregulation is building more apartments and houses. Can we agree on that? Amen, brother. Because look at this from the Washington Post. In 1972, in the U.S. population was just over 200 million

nearer 2.4 million new homes were built. Last year, only 1.4 million homes were added for a population of 335 million. Realistically, we need at least 2 million new homes to be built each year. We're not even close to that. And you can see, it's crazy that the bubble in the 2000, and, like, we were building a ton of homes. And then the crash hit, and the amount of homes we built went nowhere.

And so it is one of these things where people want to blame the Fed for lowering rates and all this stuff for what happened and the baby boomers for buying cheap homes in the 80s or whatever it is. But part of the reason that housing prices are so high right now is just because we didn't build enough homes. And part of that reason is because we built too many in the early 2000s. And it's just like the law of unintended consequences. Like, you can't – sometimes there's no one to blame but just the environment. and it was lucky, unlucky. Yeah.

All right, I've got a real estate thing. My kids like to drive around every year and look at the Christmas lights. There's one house. There's this older gentleman who's a widower and his kids go crazy and put, like, it's like bigger than Clark Griswold's house and Christmas vacation almost.

They do so many lights. So we like to drive around through this house, look at it, and then drive to these other houses. And we noticed a shocking lack of Christmas lights this year and most of the neighborhoods we drive through. And I also noticed this in Halloween that we went to this neighborhood across the street from us that's kind of kiddie cornered our neighborhood

that has a lot of houses close together so my kids were thinking in their hide, oh, at Halloween we can hit all these houses up and score because some of their friends lived there. But there was a shockingly few number of families living in this neighborhood. It was an older neighborhood, and the funny thing is, is most of the houses, the lights were off, and it was older baby boomers

with no kids that lived in these homes. And I was kind of, I was kind of surprised it was like, I don't know, 70% of the households who were giving out candy were baby boomers and no kids in their house. And my thought was, oh, this is a neighborhood that young families should be living in. It seems like a neighborhood where families should be living in,

but it's, I don't know, it's baby boomers who have been in these houses for 30 years or whatever. And I guess it shouldn't be surprising since they've only so many houses, but that also kind of explains the whole situation of the housing market, that these people who have been in these houses forever have just stayed in them,

and it hasn't allowed younger people to move into them because there are no new houses to move into. Anyway, I know this is glaringly obvious, and I'm not trying to blame baby boomers, but I think the lack of Christmas lights is older people going, eh, do we need to do that anymore? Right?

So I have another Christmas light thing. I have a question for you. Now, I've been called a hater on this podcast before. This is not hating, but this is just a little shade. What do you feel about people who pay to have their Christmas lights hung for them? You hate Thanksgiving. No, no, no, no, no.

I don't hate Thanksgiving. I enjoy the family. I just don't like Thanksgiving dinner. Okay, I think, especially the family, I'll tell you my answer. I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you my answer. As somebody who has never hung in Christmas light, I have never thought about people that pay to hang their Christmas lights.

So I'll give the mic back to you. Okay. So I think if you have a family, you have to hang them yourself. Because I had my first ever Clark and Rusty Griswold moment with my son, but you've still never seen Christmas vacation? No, I have. Is that the original? Yeah, right?

No, Christmas vacation is the, that's the second or third one. It goes vacation, European vacation. Christmas vacation. So I had the whole deal of my son and I are out, and I'm doing the thing around the tree where you have to do the lights really close together around the tree, you know, wrap all the way around. It takes forever. And my son is helping me, and there was a huge knot in the lights.

And honestly, it was a great Clark and rusty moment for me that I really enjoyed. And I thought, I'm elthing my neighbors who are having someone hang the lights for them by having this moment, right? Now, will I eventually someday pay for someone to do it? probably when the kids are out of the house or something, but I'm anti having someone else hang your lights for you if you have the ability.

How's that? And I'm a big fan of outsourcing, but I think that's a moment you have to do. You know, how about, I don't think you have to have that stand. You don't need to have that stand. If somebody wants to pay to have your Christmas lights, you don't have to be anti that.

Am I being judgy? Yes. Okay, Ben, so I missed, last week, we spoke about missing an airplane. And you said it's exhilarating running through airport? What the fuck is wrong with you? It's not exceivating. We barely made it. So, okay, what happened with you? Let me tell the full story. And this might be TMI, but you know what? I'm a TMI guy, okay? So I'm, I'm a creature of habit when it comes to my morning routine. Let me just say, I go to the bathroom

early in the morning, okay? So, the last time the last time I took a car to JFK Airport, I see the Uber, and it says an hour, 10 minutes. I'm like, what the I live 25 minutes from JFK.

It should not take an hour, 10 minutes. It did take an hour, 10 minutes, because there was massive construction. And by minute 45, I felt I felt the grind gears on my stomach. And I'm like, oh. Okay, what time did you

what time is the flight. I need to know this information. I'm setting the stage. Okay. And I had one of those horrendous experiences where you need a bathroom. There's not a bathroom. If you get my drift. So, last night, I took an emotium before I went to sleep to avoid the same thing potentially happening. What an old man move.

You asked me what time I left, what time my flight was. My flight was at 7.30. So I left my house at 545, which should put me there at, say, because I checked the traffic, put me there at about 6.30, 635. Okay. My stomach is nice and settled. No big deal. I'm feeling pretty good about the situation.

I'm calm, corn collected. One other piece of information that's important for the purposes of the story. Normally, I pack in a normal size carry-on, right? It can go either way. You could probably check, but you could either put it in the upper case or you can, at the very worst, you could check it at the gate, okay? For whatever reason, Ben, I don't know. I decided, you know what?

Let me give myself multiple clothing options. Let me pack large. So I packed a large suitcase. I never pack a large suitcase. I'm here for two nights. I packed a large suitcase, not thinking anything of it. So JFK, the traffic is hard. horrendous because they're redoing the airport.

So avoid JFK, like the plague, if you can. So I'm getting to the exit. I'm getting to the Delta terminal in a pretty good time. And as we're about to pull off, there's a police car blocking departing flights. That is annoying. But I'm like, I'm still good. It's 6.35. So I have to turn around, go the other way.

I get to the airport. I go to the bathroom. I go to the line. they're like, sir, you have to check your luggage. And I go to the desk. You got Greg Flackard at the, uh, I go, I go to the desk. And she says, there's a 45 minute cutoff at times your flight. I look at my flight's at 7.30.

Great, it's 6.45. She goes, yes, no, sir, it's 645. There's a 45 minute cutoff. You can't. You had to be here at 644. So I said, but it, but I, it was 644. Oh, are you kidding me? She said it's 6.

No, it's 645. That 645 is a caught off. I'm like, I'm like, please, it's, it's 645. Like, I, I, I was here at 64. She goes, sir, it's in the system. There's nothing I can do. Go downstairs and get a later flight. And I'm like, I'm doing one of these.

I'm like, you got to be kidding me. So had I, had I just gone straight to the desk instead of stopping to use the bathroom, had I just packed a normal suitcase instead of a large one, you know, it's, it's really frustrating. I'm steaming man. I'm kicking the floor. I'm not making a scene because I'm not a scene maker, but I'm just so upset and annoyed. And so I want, you know, I like to get out early and spend the day where I'm going. So listen, it's not, it's not the end of the world. It's one of those things right in the moment you're really frustrated, but I can't believe she didn't look the other way. I had a ton of work to do in the airport. So, but here's the kicker. So I was in

Comfort Plus, I get to the So he's like, I'm sorry, man, I know I know you're frustrated, but I don't want. I was able to get you another comfort plus seat for the next flight. It says seat assigned that gate. I get to the gate. Sure enough, I'm an E-29, which is a middle row.

So I said to the lady behind the guy, I'm like, listen, I had a really rough morning. I've been here for five hours. Do you mind if I just bored with zone four? I might as need to go to first, just kind of just boy with zone four just so I could get settled. She said, sir, go to the back of the line. And so I called Delta this morning to explain the situation.

And I am not, I'm really not the type of person. I don't yell at customer service people. If my room isn't ready at the hotel check and like, I don't berate these people. And I didn't berate this person on Delta. But I was just like, I'm like, listen, you're in the customer service business. I'm in the customer service business. I'm not asking for a lot. Can you just refund me the difference?

That's your go-to move. That's a second time you used it. I am. I am. I'm like, can you just? Give me the difference. I first asked for a full refund. She's like,

she's like, did you make your flight? Like, yeah, I made my flight. She's like, sir, just give me an e-credit of the difference between what I paid for the Comfort Plus

and what I, the seat would have cost to be in the back in the middle. And she said, sir, I'm sorry, I can't help you. If you'd like to write a formal request, I'm like,

you really can't help me. I'm like, we spend a lot of money on Delta between my family and my business. Like, we spent, I'm not, I'm not being unreasonable. Like, can you just say? And I'm like, can you just say, hey, I'm sorry you had a lousy experience. Like, they were like, there's no empathy.

I'm like, I'm not looking for a lot. Just, hey, that's, that really sucks. I'm sorry. I understand. You're frustrated. Here's what you have to do. Well, take care. All I want is like a $200 credit.

I'm not being a crazy person. It's just, it's so frustrating when you feel like, you know, you did nothing wrong. And I understand that was late, but come on. So. I can't, yeah, that's frustrating. I did the thing where I ran up to the gate in Newark once, and the gate was literally closing. And I said, that's me.

And they said, nope, nothing we can do. Once the doors closed, nothing. And so, I've been a not situation too. And go, what's a... Yeah, I'm going to look the other way. Once a doors close, the doors close. But if experiences like that where you feel like not only did you get shit luck, but like people are just like not even empathetic or just like not nice to try and do

anything to remedy the situation and all I wanted to do is say. In their defense, they're dealing with jerks all day, I'm sure. I'm sure they're dealing with jerks all day. So they're... I'm sure they are. I'm sure they are. I'm sure they are. I was, and in my defense, I was not a jerk, so. Okay. All right. Let's do some recommendations. Any good airplane movies to calm you down. So, let me first say this.

TVs are back for me. I'm enjoying several episodes or several shows. So I was sick all weekend. Robin was thrilled with that. I was not able to fulfill my fatherly duties. So what did I do? I watched a lot of television. I binge watched a show start to finish. I haven't done that in since before we had kids. A show called Black Doves.

It is a spy show on Netflix. And it is a British spy show. And it's only six episodes long. And there was a good payoff. The first episode was like, this could be a little bit wonky. No. Oh, Kira Knightley, yeah.

Kira Knightley, high quality. They landed the plane. There will probably be a season two. Don't care if there is or if it isn't. It was good. It was, again, six episodes I'm in, worth watching. Now, that's a wreck. Here's a pounded table wreck of a similar thing.

I'm a little hurt that you did black doves before you did slow horses. But keep going. But here's the thing. Slow horses is four seasons. True. So that's a commitment. But I will do slow horses. That was a good one.

This is a pounded table one. And the show is called The Agency. And I'm watching on a Paramount Plus through Showtime. Now, Ben, my wife is, she likes the type of shows like Law and Order, where when you close your eyes and you just listen, it literally sounds like the person is reading the script. Because let's be honest, these type of shows like Law and Order and a lot of the shows on Netflix are for mass consumption. and so they have to explain to you every single detail. They have to hold the audience's hand. I know that you're watching The Agency too.

It's with Jeffrey Wright, Richard Gere, Michael Fassbender. They don't tell you shit. Like, this is a sophisticated show. It is movie quality. This is a put your phone down while you're watching its show. Yes. And I can't tell you, well, I probably could tell you. Maybe Succession for me.

Maybe Homeland Before that, a put your phone down type of show. I would say it's that good. Would you agree? Yes, this reminds me a little of Homeland. I pound the table on this, too. I think the second episode, and especially the last, like, 20 minutes, were just on a heater, and it might be one of the best episodes of television this year. The second episode was amazing.

Like, the first one definitely drew me in. The second episode, I was like, okay, this show is amazing. It's really good. And the third one was great, too. So that is a Michael and Ben, pound the table. I've got two more. I think we spoke about this semi-recently, and I don't say this just as an IMAX shareholder, but Intercellar got re-released into IMA.

Now, I haven't seen the numbers. I don't know what sort of business it did. But more of this, please, right? Like, I would love to see some of these phenomenal movies back in the theater. Why aren't they doing that? It seems like such low-hanging fruit. I agree. Although, I'd say interstellar, like, didn't get a lot of accolades when it came out, I feel like.

I feel like it's one of those slow-burn movies that... People did not love it when it came out. People didn't like it so much. I saw it on an airplane, and I cried. I watched it on an airplane because that's how little fans. But people have to, people have to pump the brakes saying it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's no one's best movie though. Like that, that's a little. I don't think they do. I don't think they do with breaks. Take it up with, take it up with ramp. Ramp if you're listening. Slide in Tower DMs. I really like Interstellar. There's no way it's, it's in Nolan's best movie, even in the conversation for me. Sorry. Oh, it's in the conversation. No, I'm, I'm sorry. Okay. So, the Ringer did a top 50 movie airplane list.

Oh, yeah, we got a lot of hits on this. Ben, am I annoyed that they stole our material? Hardly. I am absolutely flattered. Now, is there, is there a chance that people at the Ringer have never heard us discuss our airplane movies? Yeah, there's a chance. Do I think there's a stronger than 50-50 chance that they hurt us and we inspire them? I'll pat myself on the back and you that, yes.

Because we have been speaking about airplane movies forever. And we, in fact, did a list at Future Proof. So their list was good. There were some curious choices, but they had the number one right choice, which all credit to Michael Antonelli, it's Ocean's 11. So they're right, he's right, credit to us, credit to them. That was good at this. All right, so I did watch, I did watch because I was able to do five hours of work at the airport,

I knocked out a lot of stuff I had to do. So I actually did watch the movies on the airplane. I watched three, two are worth recommending. One was blink twice, which, boy, if that's not an airplane movie, I don't know what is. Have you seen it? Never heard of it. Blanked twice as with Channing Tatum.

Okay. I've never heard of this movie. It's in the same ilk of Eat the Rich, you know, of the rich people are abusing their power. Ah, okay. Watch it. It's good. The other one was a stalker thriller, which is my type of genre. What's that Jake Gyllenhaal movie?

Nightcrawler? God, I love that movie. Good one. So this one is called Skin Care. with um is it Elizabeth Banks I think it's Elizabeth Banks also you know so blink twice and skin care both a buck 40 so skincare was a very good airplane movie probably not a couch movie

but it's an airplane movie as we're landing Ben as we're getting ready to to land I turned on um Deadpool versus Wolverine I fucking hate those movies even even the first six minutes just the whole blinking into the camera, wink, wink, it's so cheesy. It's the worst of Ryan Reynolds, and I know you're a Ryan and Reynolds stand, and I like

Ryan Reynolds. I had Ryan Reynolds stock way back in the day from Van Wilde. See, I think it's the best of Ryan Reynolds. This is where we differ. I think it's the best of him. I hate it. I think it's like the most unfunny. I can't, it just, it gives me deuce chills. I hate it. My thought process, though, watching this is Ryan Reynolds could write a sitcom if he wanted to. He could write like a show at The Office, and it would be so funny and witty. He's probably, I think he should move to TV instead of movies from now on. That's my, that's my take. My other TV show that I'm watched besides the agency. I sometimes like to do two shows at

once, like a book, if I, in between shows or books. So I started the agency. I also started Say Nothing on Hulu, which is a story about like the IRA, Irish Public Army back in the day. And it's really, really good so far. Two episodes in, I'm into it. Beatles, just Beatles I watched on HBO. I, for some reason, really liked the original. No, the original, the original was just, ugh. I love the original. The sequel was unnecessary. I love Michael Keaton, but here's the thing.

So we had this string of weird movies in the 90s. My son and I started watching Edward Scissorhands the other day. And then there's like Joe versus Volcano, there's Beetlejuice. Here's the thing. In the 90s, you could get away with not being self-aware and just making a weird, non-self-aware movie. But now the, and like, one of the reasons the original Beetlejuice is so good is because it's so charmingly has a lack of self-awareness,

and it's just charmingly weird. And the new one is all self-aware. Like, it's aware that it's weird. Stop winking at the camera. Yes. But let me just say, try Landman. Landman, it's not far. It's, there's a little bit of substance there.

All right. Well, I don't think. I think I'm done at Taylor Sheridan shows. I try it. So we're still watching Yellowstone. But finally, I got to take here. Home Alone is the greatest family movie of all time. Okay?

I try to come up with the list. There's Wizard of Oz. There's Wizard of Oz. There's Willie Wonka, there's E.T. Some people put Elf on the list. Princess Bride, Sandlot. My kids watch Home Alone every year. My oldest daughter who's 10.

She's already watched Home Alone three times this year. My kids love it. I still find enjoyment out of it. It's the greatest family movie of all time. Hands down. I think that's the right take. I'm with you there. I think I spoke about something on the pot,

but I showed my boys E.T. for the first time. and the nostalgia completely broke me and I was, I'm about to cry, thinking about it, I was hysterically crying. Like, showing that to my kids, it just... You're a big sap man. E.T.? Well, I have a complicated relationship with my child and my mom's dead,

my parents got divorced when I was young, and it's the whole thing. Okay. But I, holy shit, that like brought me back to when I was there watching them watch that movie, like, was a pinnacle for me. Yes. Going back to the 80s is an interesting time. I agree.

We enjoyed E.T. too. But Home alone, we watch it every year now. Home alone is the goat. Yep. That's all I got. Sorry for all the complaining and all the back patting for this episode, but I had fun doing it. So I hope you had fun listening. Hey, I'm in customer service.

You're in customer service? Listen, I was a bus boy. I know exactly what it's like. Animal Spirits at the compound news.com. We always appreciate your emails. Thanks to Duncan and everyone on the production team because we went very long today, but Michael had a lot of stories to tell,

so it had to be done. See you next time. Thank you.