ANMA - Tattoo Parlor Coffee

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

Good Morning, Gus! We’re in the back of a tattoo parlor getting coffee this week. Well, Dark Horse is more like an art gallery/tattoo parlor. Either way, we got the coffee and we’re walking around... the E. Cesar Chavez area. A lot of homes are on the come up and they’re really expensive but there’s a 3D printed house which is strange. Fun. Gustavo and Geoff also talk about homes they had, Geoff’s dog sleep, Houston floods, and some back alley living. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:29 Nova Kane, only in theaters March 14th. We're at Dark Horse, which is a cafe, a coffee place. This might be the most unusual coffee shop I've ever walked into. Well, that's because it's a coffee shop in the very back that's hidden away from you, but in the front, it's a tattoo parlor and a barber shop.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Yeah, we walked in and I couldn't see coffee anywhere. And there was a woman sitting by the door, looked at us and it felt like a shady deal. She was like, hey, you want some coffee? Dude, it was fun. And I was like, we were like, yeah. She's like, okay, follow me. We went to the back of the building.
Starting point is 00:01:02 And then she took us into the back of the building. This is like their parking lot. Oh, this is it? Yeah, yeah. Let's walk back here. She was like, oh yeah, back here, it's gonna be like an event space, but it's also a parking lot.
Starting point is 00:01:12 And as she was telling us that, she dropped a whole cup of coffee into the ice. She had my iced coffee, and she was pouring ice into it, and she flipped it into the whole ice container. And then that ruined her day, and I feel so bad for her. But this is all, so I think we're gonna turn this into an event space.
Starting point is 00:01:28 We were trying to figure out what this used to be. Oh, we can just walk over here and hit the neighborhood. Yeah, let's do that. Because this is too big. This is from a high school. Oh, like this, the turf kind of thing? Yeah, it's from a football field or something. Yeah, but the back of this,
Starting point is 00:01:46 this is so you can sell hot dogs. Like this is like, yeah. Yeah, it's almost like this was a field or like some kind of athletics complex and that's where like the kids sell soda and stuff. Or a beer bar. Yeah, that's what that is. Okay, we get it.
Starting point is 00:02:00 So like- Could be hot dogs or soda too, dude. Could be hot dogs or soda. Right, but also think about this, could be hot dogs or soda too dude. Right. But also think about this could be beer. But this all just looks like it used to be other stuff. I just don't know what it used to be. Yeah. Weird. We're just in like a bad.
Starting point is 00:02:16 There's like there's lockers. I think we're in high school. This is a bronze to the Chavez. Yeah. So this place is called Dark Horse. They need to mark their parking lot better because we drove by it. Yeah, we had to park around the corner on the street. We're at Dark Horse and the reason we're here is because Jeff was intimidated. Yeah, so I've driven by it a few times going to different coffee shops and it intrigues
Starting point is 00:02:39 me because I love tattoos. My problem with tattoos though, we talked about this with Eric yesterday actually, I love tattoos. My problem with tattoos though, we talked about this with Eric yesterday actually, I love tattoos, but I hate tattoo parlors and most tattoo artists. And so I'm always a little- I'm gonna go this way. I'm always a little intimidated by tattoo parlors just because it's always a vibe.
Starting point is 00:03:00 And so the idea of a coffee shop and a tattoo parlor together excites me, but also kind of intimidated me. And so I wanted to go I wanted to roll up with my crew. I'm glad to hear you say that because walking in, I thought the same thing was like, I don't feel like I'm intimidated or feel out of I'm out of place everywhere. So I'm used to that. Yeah. But I felt extra out of place and weird walking into
Starting point is 00:03:24 there. So it's like, this this is like unfamiliar territory. This is I'm used to that. Yeah. But I felt extra out of place and weird walking into there. So it's like, this is like unfamiliar territory. This is not what I was expecting. Yeah. It's just weird. Yeah. Left here? Sure. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:33 It could be weird good, could be weird bad, but it is definitely- No, I'm not saying this to like dissuade people from going. It's just, it's not what I was expecting. When you walk in, to give you the lay of the land, when you walk in, it's like walking into a venue with a little stage off to like the side and just tables. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:50 It looks like one of those Austin breweries you see all the time. And there's no coffee anywhere. Right, you have to get lit into the back for that. Yeah, you got tattoos. Yeah. For that matter. It was very weird. Did we clap?
Starting point is 00:04:00 Yes. Yeah. Okay. When you go into the back room, there's a door to the tattoo parlor as well. Right. It was very... It's really bizarre. I wouldn't have thought to combine those, but we were looking at it like yesterday, me and Jeff, and there's a picture of a guy drinking coffee
Starting point is 00:04:16 while getting a haircut and getting a tattoo. And I said, I want to do that, but I want to be taking a shit and getting jerked off at the same time. Yeah, when you walk in, it's like that event space like you described, and there's a door to the left that just says tattoo, and a door kind of in front of you into the right that just says barber. No door that says coffee. There's nothing that says coffee, and you would not know it's there.
Starting point is 00:04:33 And also, why would the coffee not be front and center? We must have looked lost for her to have asked us, or this must happen all the time. Also, much like every tattoo parlor I've ever walked into, everybody in there looks like they know each other and is incredibly comfortable and like they've been living there for 10 years and you are immediately like.
Starting point is 00:04:51 They all look over at you. You feel like you're walking into a stranger's living room. They're like, oh, this isn't my house. There were four different groups of people all in very intimate conversations and we were intruding. But they were all sitting next to each other. Right. There was plenty of space for them to spread out. They chose not to. Yeah. But they were all sitting next to each other. Right. Well, there was plenty of space for them to spread out.
Starting point is 00:05:06 They chose not to. Yeah. I don't know. But that had to be something else before it, because that space is too set up for other stuff. We asked her, but she didn't know. And it was after she spilled the coffee. So she was not in the room.
Starting point is 00:05:23 She didn't really want to talk to us for a while. I went to the bathroom. I was clean when all that happened. Then I walked out. I thought as we were leaving, it sounded like she was very angrily scooping ice. I guess that makes sense. One time, I went to see my cousin, Chris.
Starting point is 00:05:37 This was before he moved to Austin and became super successful. He was working at Ruby Tuesdays in Alabama. And I went to, it was before he moved to Austin, that long ago. And so I went to this before we moved to Austin, that long ago. And so I went to visit him, he was a bartender there and sat down at the bar and ordered a drink and was talking to him.
Starting point is 00:05:51 He went over to make it and he dropped a glass and cut his hand over the ice bucket and bled into it. And it was like, that was the end of the night from the restaurant pretty much. I mean, they were still serving food and stuff, but it shut the whole fucking bar down. I felt so bad for them.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Let's go down Canterbury. Okay. I love the tales. We forgot, we forgot to mention, today's a historic day. Uh huh. The very, it'll be remembered for ages. You'll be telling your children about this.
Starting point is 00:06:22 It's the day Jeff had to pay for coffee finally. Jeff had to pay for coffee finally. Jeff had to pay for coffee finally. Still, I think the three times you all have had to pay combined, I think we're finally on equal to baked potato. I don't know how I got saddled with the baked potato. I mean, you know, it's luck in the draw, Gus. It is what it is. Yeah, luckily that place didn't have any breakfast food.
Starting point is 00:06:43 So it was a relatively cheap purchase. Yeah, it really was just, this is coffee, but hardly, it is. Yeah. Luckily that place didn't have any breakfast food. Yeah. Yeah. It was a relatively cheap purchase. Yeah. It really was just this is coffee, but hardly it's hardly coffee. And she gave us a show. Yeah. Oh man. We should have made you pay for our tattoos.
Starting point is 00:06:53 Oh, we should. Oh, we should get matching GMG tattoos. If we all get like, if we all get one GMG and like we put our hands together, like we're in a gang. We got the G's, you get the M. Yeah. What's the M stand for? It's your middle name, Michael.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Good guess. The cool thing about your M, that lady scared the shit out of me. Oh, whoa. Up on the roof. She's got a, there's like a mannequin with a gun up on the roof there.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Get that for the social, I assume we'll have. The nice thing about an M, Eric, is it does double duty. It can be a W as well. Oh, it could be. For firm. When it's not in the service of the GMG, you can. For your second middle name, William. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Wasco Rabbit. Eric Michael William Madure. That's what they Michael William. What if you change it to a hundred percent wheat or meat? Oh, you know what? What if? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:49 I hadn't considered that. The sidewalks a little narrow here. Everything is, but at least they're sidewalk. Yeah, that's true. I like most of the city. Like some of these houses and then not for some of these houses. Yeah. It's a wild state of upheaval, this neighborhood.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Yeah, it really is like, here's what I call like millennial trap type homes, and then just old, like these have been here for a while. This is blue. Okay. And then houses that have had families living in them for a hundred years. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:21 I was talking with a dude who came to do like some service at my house the other day. He'd lived in Austin for a long time like for his family been here for a few generations He's talking about crossing jack patella He lived down in this area said he lived across from Blondurette. Oh Really? Yeah, and he said yeah when he was a kid It was like you remember like going there or you know, obviously lived there like having like the laundry facility right across the street.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Wow. He's like, now it's a. Oh, I never even thought about that. Yeah, it's like totally different. I mean, that's, that's a great little snapshot of like the change in this whole area and everything. That place would have been the start of the change. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:00 Probably longer at, and then around for well over a decade. Cause now when you're, you're over there in that area, it's just everything is changed and it's a different thing now. It's a different thing now. And this is pizza. And now it does tacos. Cesar Chavez is wild.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Yeah. If you haven't driven down Cesar Chavez in about eight months. Yeah, it's totally. Yeah, all. Oh, this is for Dragon Manor. Cool. Kind of cool. How are you?
Starting point is 00:09:19 They do swinging there. No doubt. Butterfly on their bench. They made a bench. They put a bench up. Texas State Insect. Texas State Insect. Yeah. Is it the butterfly? I guess so. We put a butterfly on their bench. They made a bench. Texas State Insect. Texas State Insect. Is it the butterfly?
Starting point is 00:09:26 I guess so. We have a state insect. Monarch butterfly probably because that's the monarch butterfly store. Yeah. Maybe. Do you ever see, I lived over there in that area, not too far from that convenience store for a while. That's how I know about it.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Yeah. I remember once, it only happened once, I lived there, how long did I live there? I lived there for five years. Only one time I remember I walked out only happened once, I lived there, how long did I live there? I lived there for five years. Only one time I remember I walked out into my front yard, actually I walked in my backyard, and the tree in my backyard was just covered in monarch butterflies. I guess it was like during the migration,
Starting point is 00:09:54 they chose like one of the trees in my backyard to rest at, and you couldn't see the tree under all of the monarch butterflies. That must've been awesome. You ever take a photo? Super cool, no. It was probably like 2009, 2010. Did you get your film camera out? Right, like film cameras are terrible.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Didn't want to run inside and get the bulky camera. Right. The, I'm not talking about the coffee yet, I just want to talk about these, these cups. I don't like the way this feels on my finger. It's, it's spinny. It doesn't go in one direction. It goes to a diagonal direction with the, slightly angled. Yeah. And it's making my fingers all, I don't like the feeling of it. So those are like the hot, the hot,
Starting point is 00:10:37 the sleeves. Yeah. However, however, these fucking lids, this is the best lid I've ever drank out of. It's got like a pre-drilled hole in the middle. It does, but then it also has the little triangle thing, but it's also concave here for your mouth. It is the perfect sip of coffee every time. I just have the normal iced coffee.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Well, yeah, that's because you made her dump your coffee and all that ice. A few years ago, I went to South Korea, and while I was there I rode the bullet train from Seoul to Busan and I got a cup of coffee on the train. That's that zombie train right? Yeah it is train to Busan and the the lid of that cup of coffee was indented on the left side and the right side and I realized it was so you could put you could rest your phone on it. No way. Like if you were watching like a video you could rest your phone on it. No way.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Like if you were watching like a video or something on your phone, you rest it on the lid of your coffee cup and have to hold it. Then when you're ready, just like pick it up, take it off the lid, take a sip of coffee and put it back down. That's really cool. It was, yeah, it was really neat. It's amazing to see how much construction is still going on considering how dead the housing market is. That's fucking...
Starting point is 00:11:43 Well, that's an interesting mix of styles. There's lots of construction going on, but there has not been a single for sale sign on it. And that's fucking. Well, that's an interesting mix of styles. There's lots of construction going on, but there has not been a single for sale sign on it. And it's okay. No one lives in most of these places anyway. They're just mail overflowing from mailboxes. Dude, I imagine most of these houses are Airbnbs, right? Yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 00:11:59 Except for the exceptionally fancy ones. This red purple color one is crazy. This fucking, that's definitely an Airbnb. Yeah, these are all Airbnbs. That looks like the menu at a cheesecake factory. That one does. Yeah. Yeah. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Whoa. Another unfinished project here. These are all Airbnbs. That's a nice little- That's what they do, right? They paint them like loud colors like that. So it's easy to identify. It's the purple house.
Starting point is 00:12:23 It's the one that looks like Cheesecake Factory. But like, you know what would be really cool instead is if people lived here. Yeah. That'd be fucking rad. I think there's a fair amount of people, like these people definitely live here. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:12:37 We haven't seen very many people walking about here. But it is a Friday morning and we are, we're at work and so they maybe are too. Yeah. Even during that day, we had the lost episode where we were walking around Hyde Park near Quacks. We should go back to Quacks by the way. Oh, yeah, definitely.
Starting point is 00:12:51 We do that episode. There were people in the neighborhood. That's true. Well, let's go further in the neighborhood. We're right next to Cesar Chavez. Yeah. I can hear something over here already. Can't wait to find out.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Look, there's a guy walking right there. Okay, get him. Jump his fucking punk ass. When you were in Korea, is Korean street food like, is it like everywhere like big, big hole? Really? Yeah, it's like, you can't escape it. And it's, you know, lots of familiar stuff,
Starting point is 00:13:23 but it's also lots of unfamiliar stuff. So it's a little scary. What it's, you know, lots of familiar stuff, but it's also lots of unfamiliar stuff. So it's a little scary. What was it that you, like, what do you remember eating? What was the bravest thing you ate? Yeah, that's a good one. The bravest thing I ate, it's been a few years since I've been there. So it's tough to remember specifically.
Starting point is 00:13:37 Right. I mean, I'm not very adventurous when it comes to seafood, but I did, I do remember I ate some like fresh octopus that had just been like caught and like cut up. And it's just like, it's not that it's cooked. I think they squeeze like some kind of citrus on it. That's probably the bravest thing that I ate. So it's like eating it and feeling it like.
Starting point is 00:13:56 So it's like an octopus ceviche? Yeah, kind of. Okay. I gotta say, I love the back alleys over here. Big one. But spooky. A popular street food that I feel like every vendor had was like silkworms.
Starting point is 00:14:09 What? It was what? It was like a cup full of silkworms. People go crazy for that. To do what with? You did. Throw them away? Think anybody's living in that? Probably not. Yeah, me.
Starting point is 00:14:19 That's scary. It's a cool dog. Yeah. With a cool ass dog. I'm gonna point out every person we see. Oh, cool. Thanks, man. Yeah, no problem. Yeah, I did not try the silkworms. I regret not trying the silkworms. I feel like it was so popular, it must be good, I should have tried it.
Starting point is 00:14:31 Really? Yeah, everywhere. But it's fun. I haven't been back since. I would love to go back at some point. When did you go? 2016. I actually, I can tell you exactly when it was because I watched the Clinton Trump debate with Ken Bone. I watched it. Like you were, you were in Ken Bone Korea. Did you know Ken Bone was a RISD fan?
Starting point is 00:14:53 Yeah. Oh my God. He reached out to us a couple of times. He was a big RVB fan. Awesome. I was in South Korea. Yeah, I witnessed Ken Bone at like four in the morning or five in the morning in South Korea. And maybe it wasn't, I mean it was late at night.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Fucking Ken Bone. That's crazy. Wow. Go down Garden Street. Okay. That was like the worst part about, well, I mean, there were lots of terrible parts, but for me, the worst part About like the whole lockdown in 2020 was just not being able to travel or going like I guess you could have but yeah
Starting point is 00:15:31 Man, I didn't go anywhere at all in 2020. It's like stayed in my house and stayed in Austin, right? nice little house these people have this is a Cute and quaint and they live here because they support local school teachers or whatever Or whatever the fuck camera they do they had some kind of sign cute and quaint. And they live here because they support local school teachers or whatever. Or whatever the fuck, I don't know. They do? They had some kind of sign. I support not local school teachers. Yeah, I like it.
Starting point is 00:15:51 And being a parent of a kid or some shit. I like international school teachers. Yeah, I like the teachers from the next town over. I hear good things. But like, just this little white house, we're walking down the street on Garden or whatever. This little white house, great. It's just, you know, it's little white house, we're walking down the street on garden or whatever. This little white house, great. It's just, you know, it's just a house, whatever.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Then the thing next to it is just like a compound. Like David Koresh is in there and the fucking ATF is going to show up. That's cute. Yeah. I, I almost didn't make it this morning. What? I had a rough night's sleep last night. I was mad at the dog.
Starting point is 00:16:25 It was a whole thing. He was annoying. You shouldn't go to bed mad. I know, I know. Did he eat your dinner? No, he was just like, we just, he was sleeping in the bed last night and I just couldn't take it.
Starting point is 00:16:36 And so I went and slept on the sofa and I was laying, I woke up at like, so I woke up later than normal, you know? I usually get up around like 6.30 and I woke up, it was like 8.25. And I picked up my phone and I was laying, I woke up at like, so I woke up later than normal, you know? I usually get up around like 6.30 and I woke up, it was like 8.25 and I picked up my phone and I was looking at it and I was like, oh, I'll just lay here and play with my phone for a bit.
Starting point is 00:16:52 And at 8.30, I got an alarm that was like, don't forget, you have to record Good Morning Gus from nine to 11 and I went, and I kept going. And I thought, why don't you say nine to 11? We recorded 10 and I go, ah, I probably just like covered the block or whatever. And they're like, I always had to get to work. You know, it's early enough in the morning
Starting point is 00:17:08 where your brain doesn't make sense. And I was like, I had to always get to stuff at Rooster Teeth, broadcast stuff at Rooster Teeth like half hour early. It's like that, you know? And then I was thinking, at about 8.40, I thought, wait a minute, Gus and I are morning people. Yeah, uh-huh. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:17:23 And I ran upstairs and jumped in the shower and still made it. Got dressed, shower dressed and out of the house in less than 10 minutes. You, you, like you got there quick then. Yeah. It's good what Gus? Good morning Gus. Yeah, there it is morning.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Good midday Gus. Good rooster teatime Gus. It's still morning. But, and we used to record it at 10. I don't know. I just didn't have logic at that point in my head yet. But I did the same thing. I woke up at 7.30 and like looked at the clock
Starting point is 00:17:52 and the dog had already gotten up and he was fed and everything. And I'm like, oh, fuck yeah. I get it. Like, I'm gonna roll over and sleep in for a little bit. And then I went, nope. Wait a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:02 You guys know what this is? It's cactus. This is Dettora. This is Datura. This is one of the deadliest plants in the world. Is that right? There's seed pods in here that are psychotropic that they use in Central America to do like journeys and shit, you know, all that.
Starting point is 00:18:17 I watch this shit, but they're so powerful that they're like deadly. And my ex-wife took a class on it at Texas State, so she had all kinds of interesting facts on it. But like, there are people-wife took a class on it at Texas State so she had all kinds of interesting facts on it but like there are people that like if you take it just fucking kill yourself because they can't handle it. Wow. It's so insanely dangerous and it's all over the place and you don't know it but it's just
Starting point is 00:18:35 like a little trumpeting white flower that looks beautiful but don't let your dogs eat it don't ever put that shit in your mouth. Unless you have a cool dog. Or unless you're like a Ecuadorian spirit guide and you know what you're doing. That's what my dog is. It's like one of the most dangerous hallucinogens in the mouth. Unless you have a cool dog. Or unless you're like a Ecuadorian spirit guide and you know what you're doing. That's my dog's. It's like one of the most dangerous hallucinogens wild in the world. Speaking of dogs, that dog was very brave.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Yeah. Yeah. It was not a big dog. He was ready to take us out. Yeah, he was. He's letting us know what's up. There's a house for sale. How much do you think this house is? Oh, for sale.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Oh, let's look it up. It's a big house. Let's take a guess. It looks pretty big. It goes back quite a bit. Oh wow. Oh, it's very big. Let's go look at it. We don big. It goes back quite a bit. Oh wow. Oh, it's very big. I'm gonna go look at it.
Starting point is 00:19:06 We don't obviously know any specs, no idea. Square footage or anything. I'm gonna guess it's at least 2,600 square feet. It's big. It might be bigger than that. It might. It could be three. It looks like it might be a multi-level.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Wrap around porch. It is multi-level. It's a corner lot. Fenced in. It's a nice fence. Got a gorgeous metal fence. It's a corner lot. Fenced in. It's a nice fence. Got a gorgeous metal fence. Yep. It's on a corner lot on a hill.
Starting point is 00:19:28 There's a burst. So it's raised. There's... This is all the house. I thought I saw Alex Jones walking down Lamar the other day. What's the... Wait. This is all...
Starting point is 00:19:37 Does this continue to be the house? I think this is the house. Yeah, this is connected. Oh, God damn. You were right about it being multi-level. Is it that other part too? No, no is connected. God damn. You were right about to be a multi-level. Is it that other part too? I know. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:19:47 I don't, I think maybe that's a B unit too or something. The fences are like the same here. It might be, it might be like a secondary unit. A lot of AB units here. Dude, I'm gonna guess that's like a $2.8 million house. I say, I say two, three. I think at one point you were right. I'm gonna say 1.9. Okay.8 million house. I say two, three. I think at one point you were right. I'm going to say 1.9.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Okay. Let's see. Oh, that's a, that's smart. That's smart. We're operating on what was going on once ago. I think there's a lot of people in delusion. Oh yeah, definitely. Okay. So there's definitely also on the ground out front.
Starting point is 00:20:22 There's like a dead grasshopper being eaten by flies and there's like an A24 film. Like you start at like a beautiful home and then you go to this and it's like, it's really saying something, but it won't tell you what it is and you have to figure it out and you'll have a friend that goes like,
Starting point is 00:20:34 yeah dude, it's really deep. Yeah, this was like the diluted scene for Midsummer. Yeah, it's a little smaller than we thought. It's three bed, three bath, 2,292 square feet. So it's much smaller, 2,300 square feet. Looks bigger than that. Yeah, it does. That's about the size of my old house.
Starting point is 00:20:47 And my old house is not that big. Roughly. Are you gonna keep us in suspense here? What's going on? 1.375 million. That is fucking cheap for Austin, Texas. Hey, in this area too? You have two blocks off Cesar Chavez?
Starting point is 00:21:01 I would say this is one of the three, like, most sought after, four most sought after neighborhoods. Yeah. Wow. Probably Tarrytown, Hyde Park, Travis Heights, and East Austin. Definitely.
Starting point is 00:21:11 There's a guy. Oh, yeah? Guy in an alley. Yeah, I think he was stumbling a little bit. He might have been up to something. He was either a goodnik or a no-goodnik. There's the sun. God, it has been a weird weather kind of thing
Starting point is 00:21:28 over like the last, what, two weeks? Yeah. Where it's been like, hey, it's gonna rain. Just kidding. Oh, don't worry. It's gonna be kind of cooler sort of. I love it. I love it.
Starting point is 00:21:38 I wish I'd been here for it. It sounds awesome. Yeah, it definitely is like a false fall kind of vibe. Where it started to cool off, but it was just to trick you, you fool. We're well below a hundred, so I'm fine with that. Oh dude. The high was 89 yesterday.
Starting point is 00:21:52 It only got over a hundred for like three days this summer. It was awesome. Yeah, this has been a good summer. I went back, I was trying to figure out how many days it had been over a hundred and I couldn't find it reported anywhere, but I did find a bunch of stuff earlier, earlier reports. They had estimated we were gonna have 36 days
Starting point is 00:22:07 of a hundred this year. Oh, we were not there. In like May. We had maybe a week total. I think total for the summer, we might've hit 15 to 20 days. I think that's an overestimation. If you told me it was under 10, I would easily believe it.
Starting point is 00:22:20 I saw the other day that this, despite how pleasant Hittiesville, this was on average the seventh hottest summer in Austin. Really? Oh wow. We've just been so conditioned because the past few were so bad. We've just been so beat down. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:35 That's brutal. That's so sad. That is so sad. So we are on... We just passed Holly. We're headed right towards the town lake actually. Oh really? Yeah, we're just on the other side of that.
Starting point is 00:22:48 Ladybird Lake? Ladybird Lake, sorry. I don't know what town lake is. Right, I apologize, you were correct. It's Ladybird Lake. And this was a... Even though she didn't want it, they did it anyway. There's like a thing here where they renamed the lake?
Starting point is 00:22:59 Yeah, it was town like forever. When did they, they probably changed it only 10, 15 years ago? It was in mid, like yeah, 2010, they probably changed it only 10, 15 years ago? It was in mid, like yeah, 2010, maybe somewhere around there. Wow, really? Yeah. Why? Who knows? To honor Lady Bird.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Oh yeah. That work out? They were like, she needs more than a wildflower center. People gotta know. That's so funny. Man, 1.37 million for that, which is crazy. Oh guys, 3D printed house. Oh, let's go check it out. Let's go check it out.
Starting point is 00:23:24 We're right here. Okay, wait, so this is a, this is actually a 3D, like one of, 3D printed house. Oh, is it over here? Let's go check it out. Let's go check it out. We're right here. Okay, wait. So this is a, this is actually a 3D, like one of those 3D printed house? 100% dude. Really? If you Google like 3D printed house, it's, they show you this fucking house.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Yeah, I've seen it. They did all those news stories about it. I know, I recognize that house. Really? Yeah. Cool. I was driving, I was driving my bike over here cause it's near the bike trail. And I was over here and I saw it the other day.
Starting point is 00:23:44 It's fucking cool. Getting an air conditioner over here. That's a big air conditioner. That's a big air trail. And I was over here and I saw it the other day. It's fucking cool. Getting an air conditioner over here. That's a big air conditioner. That's a big air conditioner. Middle school or something, grade school? Martin middle school. Dude, that is definitely a 3D printed house. That air conditioner is a job in SnowRunner.
Starting point is 00:23:59 That's a two hour mission right there. Just get it tipped over and somebody holds it on the knob. I'm out of fuel again. Oh wow. It like it really is the aesthetic of a 3D printed house. Like they didn't bother to like, oh we're gonna like stucco or do the outside at all. I think that's the style. I think so. They're just going like all natural. So it's all hor- It looks like it's all horizontal striped, I guess. But then it has like vertical waving in it as texture. Yeah. So it has like, I mean, you can definitely see
Starting point is 00:24:33 if you've seen like those 3D printed, like they're laying down like the concrete or whatever around it. Like that's what it is. It definitely looks like you can see the million layers of it that go up. I'm so glad we got to see this. I've never seen this. I've never.
Starting point is 00:24:47 I've never seen it. What a happy accident. We're learning a lot. That's pretty cool. About the city we live in. It's on the corner of Chalmers and Riverview. It's a real pretty house too. Yeah, it's nice.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Like obviously the landscaping is doing a lot for us. They put a lot of money into that. But yeah, really, really neat. How interesting. Morning. Morning. Morning. It's a Oh, they're home. Like right here and everything.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Hey, let's go knock on the door. See if I can go in. Hey, I want to see. They must be so used to that. Yeah. You look like cameras everywhere on the outside. No. How crazy.
Starting point is 00:25:19 It's got a beam. It's got to be. Yeah. It's a bit. Yeah. I think the, uh, I think the glass in the wood and everything do a lot of like the lift there too. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Wow, that's neat. Yep. I wonder how economical it is. Well, considering that's the only one I've ever seen, can't be that great. Just early adopter. Looks cool. I think I agree with Gus.
Starting point is 00:25:38 It'll be one of those things where like, you don't figure it out for a while and then 10 years, that's all you see. Yep. So the Airstream out in front of this other house, they're living in it while they redo stuff or what? Maybe, or they have like family in town or something. Huh, interesting.
Starting point is 00:25:52 That's a lot of stairs for that house. Whoa. A lot of outside stairs. It's an ABC house. ABC house? Yeah. Yeah. Always be closing? Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:03 No, I think it's a three unit house. Oh. I did that once. I was renovating the first house I bought. We had to renovate and I rented an RV and parked it in the driveway. Did you really? It did not work out very well.
Starting point is 00:26:16 That's why I only did it very briefly. Yeah. I mean, you'd be living in an RV. Yeah. Dude. It was, it was not great. We kept tripping the electrical in the house. It was a huge pain in an RV. Yeah. Dude. It was not great. We kept tripping the electrical in the house. It was a huge pain in the ass. My uncle and his wife, my cousin Chris, his dad, they work at like airfields.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Look at that little dog. Doing like civilian contracting stuff at airfields. Like some kind of maintenance or something. He's older, he's in his 60s, he's been doing this whole life. And he's got like five years left and they you know, they work in Alabama But they got this huge promotion over in Florida in Pensacola and they didn't know what to do with their house So they let like her kids live in it and they just moved into an RV in an RV park in Pensacola
Starting point is 00:26:58 Oh and have been living there for over a year and love it Yeah, what I was just hanging out with him over the weekend and he fucking loves it. They're happy as can be. I don't know if you remember, that was one of my hair brained ideas back in the late 90s and early 2000s. I remember you wanted to go live over on the Barton Springs.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Yeah, by Shady Grove. They had like a little RV park there. I was like, shit, you can just live in an RV. It was like a 900 bucks a month to live there back then. Yeah, it's like, I just get, you know, get my high speed internet, my cable modem, what do you say? 900 bucks, live on Barton Springs.
Starting point is 00:27:25 That's all you need. Yeah. Right. Okay. For sale. Oh, there we go. Intentionally built is that two unit. Wow, that's ugly. That's a lot of... This looks like the first house that you build in the Sims.
Starting point is 00:27:39 Yeah. You don't know what you're doing. There's no thought to any of it. You just go, I need them to live in this box and it needs to be tall. That's the kind of house a contractor builds with leftover shit that he has from a couple of jobs. Yeah, it's the Johnny Cash one piece in a time car,
Starting point is 00:27:53 but it's a house. I think a lot of houses nowadays are that two unit style, just because like the way the land code works around here. Yeah. Well, I think they're about to change that. So you- To make it more. So you make it more. Yeah, make it more. You have the four now on the same size as a T unit.
Starting point is 00:28:09 That house is pretty cool because they have tile on the outside of it. Oh, interesting. Pretty neat. Oh, so there's the park and everything. Yeah. So the water is just right down there. We should maybe start making our way back. The weather's just so nice.
Starting point is 00:28:22 Oh, it is. It's so it's it's humid, but not in a bad, bad, bad way. And the wind, the breeze is kind of cool. That actually feels nice. That's the only thing Austin is missing is if it was breezy. This would be a way easier place to live. Yeah, for sure. But when it is breezy, it's always like a blow dryer.
Starting point is 00:28:42 Yes. Well, usually like a blow dryer. This is this is great. I thought you were gonna say something else but we'll do something else. Oh man. That's a lot more construction over here. Now that we're further, a little deeper into the neighborhood.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Yeah. Further in from I-35? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's not. New house construction and renovations. It's not like we're far, far from anything either. Like we've just been walking,
Starting point is 00:29:04 kind of like meandering and walking. We're still like three blocks from 40 restaurants and renovations. It's not like we're far, far from anything either. Like we've just been walking kind of like meandering and we're still like three blocks from 40 restaurants and coffee shops. Yeah. The is a great dog walking area. Yeah, you can just sort of meander and go and it's not really well, not a lot of cars or anything. Like Gus was saying, it's one of the few places in Austin that has sidewalks.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Yes, definitely true. They're not consistent, but they're there mostly. Bottle of Valentina. Some hot sauce there? Yeah, you want some. No, I'm fine. I got my Michelob Ultra coming up in the gutter over here. Well, you just put a little bit of that in that
Starting point is 00:29:33 and you got kind of like a michiolata kind of situation. Have you ever listened to Howard Stern at all? No. Dude, I turned on the other day, yesterday, cause I found that angry Alice died. And I wanted to hear the eulogy and they were making fun of Gary because they got into the subject of hot sauce
Starting point is 00:29:49 and Gary was explaining how Sriracha is this Mexican hot sauce. Oh no. And he went on for a while and then somebody had to, I think John Hein or somebody finally corrected him. And was like, it's from Thailand you idiot. It was pretty funny. I think that's what it's from. I don't know where it's from. Wherever they I think that's what, I don't know where it's from.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Wherever they said it's from, I actually don't know where it's from. I thought it was from Vietnam. It's somewhere in Southeast Asia. I like that it's all those years and they can still hammer on a Fah Fah Foh. Still just hammering them so hard. It's funny, you said, you know, you asked if Eric had been listening to Stern.
Starting point is 00:30:20 I didn't realize he was still going. Dude. Yeah. Yeah. And that's what's happening with SiriusXM. That's the problem with Stern, yeah. Did you see all the contracts they've signed recently with people that aren't him? It- No.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Oh, you haven't seen that? No. That Call Her Daddy podcast. Yeah. Which is- $100 million or something, right? Like 125 for like- That is a huge podcast.
Starting point is 00:30:39 It's like three years or something for exclusivity, but it's like exclusivity on SiriusXM. And I can't imagine that they've seen their subscribers go up. Hey Sirius, listen, I've got a couple of podcasts. Yeah. I'm open to making some deals. Yeah, we'll do whatever.
Starting point is 00:30:54 We'll do whatever you want, we don't care. I would say that the Howard Stern Show might be the most, and I'm just shooting from the hip here, so I'm gonna be wrong and somebody's gonna have a real hot take about it, I get it. But as the most affected piece, media property that I have seen from the pandemic. Pandemic destroyed that show. It's totally Howard is a germaphobe. Yes.
Starting point is 00:31:15 And that just like that, that shut him in and they are still there. Just now, I feel like starting to recover. Yes. And he's just now starting to get out from behind us. Like he was talking about going to see Pearl Jam, even though he knows he's gonna get COVID. I saw that, yeah. And I was like, I can't fucking believe
Starting point is 00:31:32 he's actually gonna go. Mm-hmm. You know? Has he caught it at all? I think he's had it twice. Once or twice. I've had it less than how it started. Whoa, way to go, man.
Starting point is 00:31:40 I got it. Twice? I'm getting the booster one, like, tomorrow. Yeah, I need to schedule I got it. Twice? I'm getting the booster one like tomorrow. Yeah, I need to schedule that. Yeah. My wife was like, I'm getting this booster. Do you want to get this booster? And I went, yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:31:51 I guess, whatever. Shoot me up. Yeah, I don't care. I think the last booster that I had was like in 2022. I had one last year. I had the one last year before I went on that international trip. Oh, that's smart.
Starting point is 00:32:02 Just to be safe at that and the fluid at the same time. Yeah. I'm excited for the comments for all this. Actually, the booster doesn't do what they think it does. Oh, cool, man. Thank you. OK, if you can do what you want, I'm going to do what I want. Yeah, I don't give a shit. If you start a podcast, I don't give a shit. Listen, I lost my job.
Starting point is 00:32:20 Yeah. I bet you're off. I got nothing to lose. Gus can't afford to get sick. I'm trying to see the dentist before all this stuff runs out, man. I don't know. Me too. Oh, dude. I'm going to vote for this dog. Ellie Bear 2024, make America pawfect again. I really disagree with that dog's foreign policy.
Starting point is 00:32:39 That's isolation stuff. I have a lot of questions about the dog's economics plans and I am only holding him accountable to it. Austin Meditation Group? Self-realization fellowship. That's a cult, right? It sounds like a cult. No, I think it's probably more just like... He's in the cult.
Starting point is 00:33:01 He loves it. He loves it. No, no, I'm not into that. But I don't think it's a cult. I think it's just like one of those meditation centers for like non like people that are spiritual but not this guy. He's in it. He's listen. He's 75 grand in the cult.
Starting point is 00:33:14 It's got to work out. They keep knocking on the door. We lost our jobs. I don't know what you guys want. I think he has about landmark forum. If you're listening to this and it's particularly windy, very sorry. It is pretty. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:22 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what the, what do you guys want? I'm talking to you guys about landmark forum. Yeah. If you're listening to this and it's particularly windy, very sorry. It is. Particularly windy. We are, we are walking in the wind. We are out and about and it is windy.
Starting point is 00:33:34 That's what you signed up for. This is the famous Austin bamboo that is impossible to kill unless it's in my yard. Yeah. And then it's very easy to kill and very expensive to keep alive. You guys want to take this back, Ali? Yeah, let's go.
Starting point is 00:33:50 We're just sort of wandering back towards, I like the color palette of that house. I have no idea. I love all these beige wood. Flowers? All these flowers here and everything. Yeah, another millennial trap here. Pretty though.
Starting point is 00:34:05 I did an old man thing. Oh. I gave up a little bit on life. Yeah? I was watching one of those commercials with Mr. T and Tony Romo for those sketches that you don't have to. Oh yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:18 I bought them. You're wearing the Mr. T shoes? Yeah. Whoa. I was like, man, that bending over sounds great. Did your feet pity our feet? Yeah. Whoa. I was like, man, that bending over sounds great. Do your feet pity our feet? Yeah. I just got them yesterday, so.
Starting point is 00:34:29 My whole life has changed. If you hear, if I sound happier, it's because I didn't have to bend that with so much shoes on this morning. Yeah, I was thinking that earlier. I went, Gus sounds happier. When I see those things, I think like, I should probably get shoes
Starting point is 00:34:42 that I have to tie twice as hard. Because apparently I need, if it hurts that much to bend over, I should be doing it more. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. I shouldn't be going the other way. Yeah. Because I'll never bend over. Yeah. You'll never run over again. Exactly. That's exciting. You got the Mr. T shoes. That's so funny. You like them. Yeah, they're right. I recommend them. There are so many flies on the ground back here. Yeah. I don't know what's going on. There are a lot of flies on the ground.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Fly town. Again, it's like an 824 film. Just film this. And there's probably somebody dead. Yeah, chopped up or locked in a barbarian style torture chamber. Spoiler. An Airbnb around here. Spoiler.
Starting point is 00:35:21 The movie was not what you thought it was going to be about. No, it was not. From the mind of gonna be about. No it was not, it was good though. From the mind of one of the guys from White-est Kids You Know, crazy, insane, insane. And like, what? Is this like a comedy? Oh, it's kind of funny sometimes. Oh yeah?
Starting point is 00:35:37 It's like, look at what people from the internet can do. Me, I farted on Eric in a record store yesterday. Dude, fucking, goddamn. We're record shopping yesterday and I'm like 15 feet away from Jeff and Jeff's going through some records. He's like, oh, hey, Eric, check this out. And I'm like, yeah, what's up?
Starting point is 00:35:51 And walked over and I got this close and he ripped the loudest fart. The loudest. I wonder if the microphones picked it up. I hope so. It was so fucking loud. Awesome. I just like scurried away. I was out of there. That was fucked. That was bad, dude. Oh, my God. Anyway, that's my barbarian. So what did you guys think of Dark Horse? Dude, real quick, that shovel is a bird. Oh, yeah. It's a shovel and some shears.
Starting point is 00:36:22 It's a shovel and some shears. A shovel? They made a bird out of that shovel. Whoa, whoa, hold on guys. Wait, wait, wait. It's a bicycle fork? Is the legs? Fellas, fellas, hang on. Wait, I don't want to talk about the coffee yet. That shovel's a bird. You gotta call it out when you see it. That's the fucking craziest sentence I've ever heard.
Starting point is 00:36:37 See, here's some big dogs where if they bark you're like, I'm intimidated. They're gonna intimidate. These dogs could easily jump over that fence. They don't give a shit. I thought the jump over that fence. They don't know it. Yeah, I thought the coffee was... Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:49 6.8. I wouldn't go. I mean, it was fine. I wouldn't go that low though. Yeah, it was like a seven to me. Okay, it was like a fine cup of coffee. It wasn't super hot. I didn't want it to be super hot, but like when I took that first sip and it was a bracing sip of like, okay, let's see. And it wasn't hot. It
Starting point is 00:37:07 was very weird. I go 7.2. Yeah, yeah, somewhere right around there. Fine. Totally. But at the same time, I don't think Dark Horse is the place you're going specifically for the coffee. Coffee gets third billing. Isn't it tattoo barbershop? What do you think is first billing? I think it was tattoo. It's got to be tattoo. But the tattoo parlors probably open the least. That's probably true. Maybe it's the most lucrative.
Starting point is 00:37:27 Yeah. Because I don't, it's probably not barbershop. Do you think barbershop is top built? The tattoo shop and the barbershop are both closed. Granted, it's a little early. Neither one was open. I wouldn't walk in and get a tattoo right now. We get our GMGs, dude.
Starting point is 00:37:40 Dude, I'm, I will definitely get a tattoo from Dark Horse. Eric and I have been brainstorming on different tattoo ideas. Jeff has some ideas for tattoo stuff that I'm so for. I love it. I just need to fill space before I die. Yeah. You ever feel like that? No, we're going too far. No. What is the deal with this lot that doesn't actually front to the street? It just comes out to the alley.
Starting point is 00:38:03 Oh, it's a it's easement. Yeah, I think so. I think it's why wouldn't those houses own it back here to the street. It just comes out to the alley. Oh, it's a, it's... Easement? Yeah, I think so. I think it's... Why wouldn't those houses own it back here to the easement? I think this is just an undeveloped track of land. I'm sure you think that at all. It doesn't face, it doesn't have, it doesn't face the street.
Starting point is 00:38:19 It wouldn't have an address. I mean, this does. It would have the B address of that. Doesn't this have an address? Yeah, 615B right here. 1615B. It would have the B address of that. Wouldn't doesn't this have an address? Yeah. 615B right here. 1615B. It would have the same as that. Weird. They just haven't developed. That's why I think it fenced in, I guess. Like, you think they would run their fence all over. Whatever. Not my, not my problem. I think there's a most of the most of the B units front to
Starting point is 00:38:41 How weird? These alleys, right? Yeah. Most of the B units front to these alleys, right? Yeah. See like this, they fenced in all the way back here. Right. Comes a car to run us over. V-mark. Is this, why not just pave the whole thing? Big fucking place.
Starting point is 00:38:55 I think it's impervious cover. Yeah. You got, there's like the impervious cover rule, so they got to leave. That's when they do this, that's what I assume it is. Huh, impervious cover fucked me in my old house. Yeah, it's a I definitely what it is. Yeah, it's kind of a pain.
Starting point is 00:39:10 They're doing the same thing here. Yeah, interesting. But I mean, it's good. You don't want to you don't want to pave the whole city or end up with like a Houston where nothing right absorbs and drains and city floods is where I live. In that shed. Uh huh. That's my barbarian house. You ought to see the real Austin. Walk some back alleys. Yep.
Starting point is 00:39:28 This is the Texas Chainsaw Massacre house. Big time. Here's another one. 1608B. 16082? Yeah. It says B there. It's a dog. Oh no.
Starting point is 00:39:41 It's at dog eye level. Yeah. No squatting. Well, the dog's going to see it and be like like taking a shit. Oh, it says no. I think I'm a dog and I can read. Just just two letters. Yeah, that's fine. When you say no to a dog. I understand. Yep. Because there's UT colors. Hook them.
Starting point is 00:39:58 You walk to really like UT Texas and Michigan plane this weekend. Yeah. Who's plan? Texas and Michigan. By the time this comes out, how did we do? We did great. I think I picked Texas to win in my pick them. Oh, swimming pool. Little plunge pool.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Yeah. Nice. I'm so turned around, I have no idea where the car is. I think it's up to the, up like that way. Yeah, I think, I think we're only like, we're probably two blocks from home. Yeah, we're at Toemall right now. So we're pretty close.
Starting point is 00:40:29 Yeah, we're, we just wandered really far. Yeah. It was a lot of walking. It's just because the weather was so good. Because this is the, oh, we heard this, let's come over this way. Yeah, I like it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:39 You hear the music. Oh yeah. It's attracting us like a siren song. Yeah. Yeah. He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he Oh, yeah. It's a it's attracting us like a siren song. Norton. Hell yeah. Oh, not anymore. Not anymore. Now it's now it's Jeff's music. I think I know this song because it's on every commercial every commercial every TikTok in the world.
Starting point is 00:41:04 This might be the most commercial song. to fucking that one cranberry song. Yeah. I love that they skipped it. Fuck yeah. I'm gonna listen to that shit. Yeah, get that out of here. Yeah. Put some floco on baby, let's go.
Starting point is 00:41:16 Hell yeah. Oh, Canterbury. I know the street. Yeah. You know their tales. I know their tales, yeah. You ever read Canterbury Tales in school? I read it, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:24 I was in middle school, I think. I was the only kid, I think, in my school that was bummed he didn't finish it because he died. It's a cool idea. You get to see so many different stories bungling in the same place. What do you mean he died? It's like 22 short stories in Springfield. Yep.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Did you ever hear about that was supposed to become? Yeah, it was like a soft pilot. Yeah. Really? For like a substancepsons spinoff. Yeah. And that didn't do well enough to spin it off. It wasn't about it not doing well. It was James L. Brooks was like, not a, he's, you know,
Starting point is 00:41:54 the executive producer, decision maker for The Simpsons. And he doesn't, he's not a fan of The Simpsons. So he's like, this is a bunch of characters that aren't The Simpsons. Why would we make this? So he killed it. God. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:08 I've heard that about him. I've heard that he's that way. The cleatest vignette was one of the best moments in the history of the show. Oh, I think that's like- Some focal never eat a skunk. The vignette, some focal. That's one of the best episodes of that show.
Starting point is 00:42:21 Great. It's great. Great episode. Yeah. But yeah, it was supposed to be a soft pilot. So weird. Dude, nice house. That's a Texas-y great. Great episode. Yeah. But yeah, it was supposed to be a soft pilot. So weird. Dude, nice house. That's a Texas-y house. Marvin owns it though.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Oh yeah, Marvin wants everybody. Marvin windows. These are my fucking windows. I don't think that's gonna pass. No, that's good. It's fine. What's up? Okay, Jeff, what's the fix it?
Starting point is 00:42:42 Man, when I- See, you do better. When I sold my house over on the East side, during the buyer's inspection, the inspector found some electrical problem. I needed to replace a breaker. The problem was that the panel I had at that house hadn't been made in like 50 years.
Starting point is 00:43:00 So I had to go on the hunt to find a breaker for this panel that was no longer in production. It took about a month, but I found it. Was it cheaper than just getting a new breaker? I had to find the breaker. Oh, you mean like a new panel? Getting a new panel would have been faster, but way more expensive. Yeah, because I had to replace the panels in my old house.
Starting point is 00:43:20 I need to. Yeah, like the breaker was like 50 bucks or something. I have a sub panel that needs to be, it's a lifetime warranty, blah, blah, blah, whatever. But it's like, I know I'm gonna call them and they're gonna go, well. Yeah, actually. No, what happened?
Starting point is 00:43:36 Have you talked to the builder? It's gonna be that shit. So I don't wanna do it, but it's such a nuisance. Yeah, I don't believe you. Yeah. Need to hire a guy who just does that. I need a property manager for my own property. Just hire a property management service
Starting point is 00:43:50 that just takes care of all that stuff. You just need, I need it for one month. You need rich people amenities. Yes. Yeah, you need the help. Yeah. That's it. We got to figure out how to get rich people amenities for everyone.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Just, I would say it's a handyman, but it's not really a handyman. It's a guy who's gonna call and get- He's gonna arrange it. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like he's like lining it up- Like a concierge. It's a guy named William that you go,
Starting point is 00:44:13 William, call about the, take care of the breaker situation. The shitter is backed up. William, we are out of cheez-its. The commode is fucked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.ode is fucked. That's a cute little house. Yeah, it's a white grandma house.
Starting point is 00:44:32 I would love to live over in this area. Based on the construction, I think you could. A lot of opportunity. Cheaper than we thought. Yeah. Yeah, what did we say? We got $1.3 million. Yeah, $1.37 million for what would have been a $3 million house.
Starting point is 00:44:49 18 months ago. Yeah. Fucking crazy. All I have to do is commit some Chase Bank check fraud. And then I'm coming to you. How did that? How was that? Here's the thing. Check out this glitch.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Here's the thing. I have a conspiracy theory about it. I think nobody actually did it, but everybody made videos about how they did it or how other people were doing it. But I don't know that a lot of people actually did it. Are you gonna find out that it was like a fucking Widen Kennedy ad for you later?
Starting point is 00:45:15 Yes, exactly. For Chase Manhattan? Yeah, it's gonna be that kind of shit. It will arrest you. Yeah, so it's just that. Also, it's just check fraud. It's just check fraud. It's clear that it's just check fraud. I think it's just I think they just did
Starting point is 00:45:26 it to remind you that check fraud exists. Don't do it. Right. I think it's like, for a new generation that's never written a check. Yes. It's like, hey, checks. They're cool, right? Checks. Hey, checks are cool. Right. It's money that doesn't exist yet. Hey, you don't see it's in the library. Oh, yeah. Painting techniques. You finally finished the Bronze Bowl? One of the chances I read any of the books is zero. That's what I was looking for. Oh finally finished the bronze book, Jack? One of the chances I read any of the books.
Starting point is 00:45:47 Zero? That's what I was looking for. Oh, Madeline Lingle, A Ring of Endless Light. I have not read that, but I've read Madeline Lingle when I was a kid. Harlan Coban, I watched one of his shows on TV once. Barbara Kingsolver, no, I haven't read that one. Damn.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Tough. Oh, hey, you know, that's why the little library's here. I read the green trees, I think. I haven't read any of that. No. But it's a nice little library. And you can sit down next to the cactus on a little bench. And I think there were some of those poisonous plants back there.
Starting point is 00:46:12 Oh, cool. And then the next house over. Let me eat some of those. Sit on this bench. Read a book. Cut your arm off. Pass out. Find me in the middle of the street rolling around.
Starting point is 00:46:19 It's good. Do it part. Is it this one or the next one? I think it's this one. It is this one. We did it. We made it in a big circle. Got your steps in for the day.
Starting point is 00:46:28 Yeah. Good time. Oh, look at this. Wind chime. Yep. That's some good audio texture. Love a wind chime. My neighbor had a wind chime for like three months and it was driving me crazy. Oh, I like, I like a wind chime.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Yeah. I'm not a, I'm not anti wind chime at all. Gavin is. Yes. Gavin hates it. Well, we did it. Made it in a big circle. How are you guys feeling about this episode of Good Morning Gus? Good, hope the wind wasn't too bad. I hope we have, I hope it exists.
Starting point is 00:46:50 I hope we didn't lose it. Yeah, I guess we'll see when we have to cut here in just a second, but see if it loses everything again. Oh, I'm nervous every time we use them now. This house is for rent. Yes. Yeah, you could, I could live here. This could be for washing.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Exactly. Why, yeah, but then I rent it, I don't have to wash it. They wash it. That's what renting is to be for washing. Exactly. Why? Yeah, but then I rent it. I don't have to wash it. They wash it. That's what renting is. Dirty house. Yep. Launch a power wash simulator.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Yeah. Good time. Well, this is episode five? Five. Five. Probably. And they should be coming out. Soonish.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Soon. Or not. Well, I mean, if you're listening to this, they've been coming out for five weeks. Exactly. Yeah, exactly. I mean, yeah, I'm in Adobe hell at the moment, but that's maybe a topic for another time.
Starting point is 00:47:26 No hurry on this thing. But that's the fun of it because we get to do it the way we want to and Mr. T can't make us do it any other way. Big take that stop. It's in your face. Well, thanks for listening. Follow us on social.
Starting point is 00:47:38 I'm sure it's in the description. Yeah. And let us know what your questions are. So when we do another batch of eight, maybe we get to them. If we do. Definitely check out the social because there's gonna be a bird made out of a shovel
Starting point is 00:47:48 and a bicycle. Here's the thing. We're coming up. We only have three left. And then we have to make a decision. That should be like the cliffhanger for episode eight. I didn't even think about it. Is that we have, this is five.
Starting point is 00:48:02 We'll have two more regular. And then the eighth will be, I mean, could potentially be our final episode ever. Yeah. It depends how many Shady Rays you buy. It's true. Well, it depends on how many yeses we get. We need a unanimous yes.
Starting point is 00:48:15 It's tough. It's tough. So stay tuned for that and we'll see you guys next time. Okay, bye. Bye. Okay, bye! Bye!

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