Another Below Deck Podcast - A Coordinated Attack | RHOBH S14 Finale

Episode Date: April 2, 2025

Ruby, Dylan and Pat are back to break down William Wallace, tears, good mahi mahi, oils, blame, coordinated attacks and more from Bravo's RHOBH.

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That's great instincts. We're here to talk about the season finale. Boy, does it not feel like a finale. No, it doesn't. Of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I'm Dylan. That's Pat. Hey, great to be here.

And Ruby is joining from overseas. Hello. Had a lovely weekend with the both of you at Dylan and CC baby shower. Yeah, we'll break down the baby shower patreon.com slash another podcast network. We'll also be covering summer house there with shit pants over there at patreon.com slash another podcast. reviews. Thank you so much. They've been coming in. We'll read them on below deck. Okay, we'll do a read down on below deck. Well, we'll try to

do you know, we'll do we'll do some below deck. Well, we'll try to do it, you know We'll do we'll do something. Okay. Okay Can I give my babies please you want to give you babies? Yep. Go ahead this episode to me was a little bit like so Sutton sucks. I want her off the show. Okay, so Sutton sucks It's time for her to go we made and and this is where I want her off the show. Okay, so Sutton sucks. It's time for her to go. We made, and this is where I want to, so Sutton sucks, right? We can all agree. Ruby, yeah? Yeah. Okay. This episode, the core dramatic point of tension was, was DeRite and Erica's

condemnation of Sutton coordinated or not coordinated okay that was what this finale was really about and then we get to the end when Kyle says when I heard the verdict I thought about Erica and she says that unironically and uh so we have that stuff too but Garcelle is leaving the show. Yes and you know what the drama that led to that apparently will be revealed on one of the three reunions. I would have loved to have seen it play out in front of cameras but that's kind of a

running theme with this season. Sure. Things happen off camera that they don't capture. Right, right, right. Such as Garcelle's dating life. Yeah. capture. Right, right, right. Such as Garcell's dating life. Yeah, she mentions it touched on it. Turns out she's dating guys. She meets at Gelson's. I'd love to see who she's dating. Yeah, yeah. That's too. That's too personal. Okay, okay. So if Garcell's gone, then Sutton is really alone on an island. And if Sutton is alone on an island, she might as well just leave the show. We don't want her anyway. So if Garcelle and Sutton are gone, why don't we

just get rid of every single last one of them except for Bose and Kathy? Those are the only two people I need on this show really. Okay. I think I think Swamp Rat. Zero, baby. I think baby can stay too. She's due for a good season, baby. Over it. Ruby, you go next, please. Agree. Sutton sucks. Thank you. She's giving me Kelly Dodd energy now. How she's so gross and vile. She really is. Yeah. I don't like anything about her. I really don't. I think she's becoming too dark. I think, bravo, don't make the mistake of bringing her back,

replacing Garcelle with Jennifer Tilly. Don't do that. Don't do that. They will. That's exactly what they will do. Tilly's like cheesecake. You eat it once a year. And it's great.

Don't have it more than that. OK? Boast us on, I think Jimmy Fallon or Kimmel, I get them confused, which is like very impressive and very cool. I agree. Her and Kathy loved this episode. Underwhelming. Um, Erica's combination of meds is really doing her, uh, she's doing a great job this time around. I think she's really the show

though. No, no, no. But for her life, she feels measured. She feels, I don't know, more normal. I think she should switch some things around, fuck it up a little bit, come back next season, raging at 16 year old kids again. Yeah. 40, no, 29 bebes. 29 bebes. Okay. I'm going to talk about the entire season, not just this episode, because this episode

sucked. Okay. This was a mediocre season. I tried being positive and saying how much I was loving it, but old Patty was lying. I really didn't like it. It was mediocre. And let me tell you why mediocre is worse than horrible. Ugh.

So much worse. When you have a mediocre season, you don't have the kind of shakeup that horrible seasons have. When you have a horrible season, that's when multiple cast members get the boot. When you have a mediocre season, you don't get the same shakeup.

I think we're probably gonna have the same cast, maybe they'll add someone new next season to replace Garcelle. Now, let's talk about the storylines that we followed this season. Two storylines involved ridiculous renovations. One was Swamp Rats. That was her entire season, was that renovation, which was the basically her rising out of the ashes into a Phoenix, into a rental with horrible wallpaper. Then we had Garcels, Oilfield, Renault.

That was her storyline this season. Yeah. Then we had Bose, who I think is the only star that shined this season with that ridiculous storyline that her and Keely are gonna get married. Great storyline. Never gonna happen. And then Kyle, except for that little photo that got released on TMZ with Moe banging

a high school student. Divorcing but not really acknowledging that it's a divorce and not really talking about any of the reasons why they're getting divorced. That's right. And if you bring it up, she won't talk about it with you. Right. Exactly. And that is the makings of a mediocre season.

Oh, and also Doree is mad at Sutton the whole time. And also is going through divorce, but won't really talk about it. Now Doree's gonna be fun next season cause she's gonna show her dating life cause she's gonna get wine and dined in 60 and going to really nice places and- Oh, you're talking about that thing

where you put your face in the person's butthole Right, something that I'll never do again until I die The only person I've ever spoken to that was like, I like doing that was Who? Someone big? Very fat? Well, it's just like kind of a more sizable Oh male or female? Well, you did

Justicle that's my bad. But yeah, it's like shocking actually. Hey Pat Why when you die do you want to put your face in a butt? Oh, you know, I didn't mean to say it that way I just think I'll probably never do it again. However, yeah, but you didn't say that, right? No. Yeah, no. Yeah. No, it's like really like. It's ridiculous. I'm going to give this season and this episode 10 babies.

I hope this show fixes itself. The producer, Alex Baskin, this show. Come on, Alec, get in there. Tell them they need to share about their lives. This is ridiculous. I need to see these people dating. That's one of the fun parts of the show. And then watching those relationships implode. Did you see that video I posted to Patreon of me and Dot working and listening to Richard Elliott? I didn't. Oh my God, dude. Oh wow. That's another reason to go over to sign up for Patreon.com slash another podcast network.

Look at Dot over there. Living its best life. What are you feeding that thing? What do you mean? It's fat. No, it isn't. Oh. Okay, couple things.

It, no, no, no. Let me just come to your defense. Yeah, so a couple of things. Very quickly. Yeah. I would be the first to say she's fat. She is, if anything, perfect. Yeah, she's perfect.

Her fur, Pat, is more than three fourths of her size. Well, if I talked to Dot, and she heard this conversation about her. She wouldn't care what you think about her. Maybe she might, because what it was is maybe I just got her at a bad angle. You know how you get a picture of yourself and you have a double chin?

No, she would not care what you have to say or think about her body. At all. At all. Well, I didn't mean to catch him. She's a Turkish van, you bitch. Okay. Okay. Really quickly before you keep going, Pat, I wanted to say- Jesus Christ, man. Yeah, very quickly, which we take very seriously in this family. She's a Turkish van and it's an elite cat. Yeah. One, she was a rescue. Two, I was recently attacked by something that looked exactly like her, but not Turkish fans, shorter hair. That cat, that cat deserved horrible things to happen to it.

I called Dylan afterwards and I said, you need to talk to her to dot, you, she needs to put it out there. Never again. Okay. Because she astro-projects. Dylan, Dylan, tag in. I don't know what you mean. Like explain what astro-projecting is.

Do you know what astro-projecting is? Like existing on other planes? Well yeah. For space and time. Cats and humans are really the only things they can do it. And that's, I think Neil deGrasse Tyson But yeah, no cats can fall into such a deep slumber that they Venture into the cosmos and if you're not if you've never experienced it before you might think that your cats did

Legitimately one of the most horrifying nights, Dot was astral projecting for the first time. And I mean, she was light years away. So it took a little bit of time for her to come back. I lifted her up, and she just went limp. And I thought she was dead. And I was cool. I was cool. I had to remain calm.

I had to maintain. But she she blinked back and she is My entire life right and don't call her it and don't call her Okay. Well, I will say you don't you know what I'll call her once the baby arrives Forgotten. I know What happens the pets would be Okay, so let's get to I know. Oh no. Yeah, she will be. It's sad what happens to pets when babies come. Yeah, no, she'll be nothing. Okay. Okay, so let's get to Beverly Hills. Now she'll, of course, she'll always be my dog.

That's what all pet owners say, and then the baby comes. Theodore wanted to kill himself when the baby came. He did. I had to talk him out of it. Even now, he's still not as he was. No, Teddy's a little loopy. Teddy wants to find a cliff somewhere. We're all doing our best, Teddy. Yeah, we're doing our best. Tough times. Alright, let's get into the show. So, Sutton

Sucks, right? And she said, the women swim, Garcelle and Bo's will not. Women after our own hearts. Scary things in there. We got back to PK swimming. He was buoyant back then. He still is actually. He's still fat. That was a great flashback. Yeah. I miss that kind of PK. He Ted, he told Dorita's lovely wife. He says, get in here. She said, no, he says, if you jump in here, I'll buy you a Birkin bag. And then she jumped in the water and he immediately called Maurice and asked if he could borrow 10 grand. She said, no, he says, if you jump in here, I'll buy you a Birkin bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then she jumped in the water

and he immediately called Maurice and asked if he could borrow 10 grand. Well, no, no, no, he was high on the hog back then because he had just conned somebody out of 600 and I think he needed an extra 12, so it was $612,000. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Yeah.

And they were like, we need to see P&Ls. He was like, don't worry about the P&Ls. A handshake is just as good as those PNLs, buddy. Yeah, so he had the money. But anyways, back to the hotel. Kathy's eating Cheetos. And there are still 15 people for every housewife. And I know I've railed about this many times.

The thing I think that's most disgusting about it, to me, again, no one knows who Grover Cleveland is, right? So why do you need teams of people working on you? It's it's the the self-importance Of it all you're a real housewife. Okay, Erica you live in an outhouse. All right, what are we doing with teams for these? Let me tell you something Grover Cleveland was our 20th president What are we doing with teams for these women? Let me tell you something. Grover Cleveland was our 20th president. And the reason they do this is,

wouldn't you like to live your way? What years was he in office? 18, hold on now, 1894. My God. Was he a- I think it was right before Teddy. Was he a Democrat or a Republican? Well, they've swapped things, so you're talking about,

you know what those, Jesus Christ, I don't know. No, no, I'm not I'm not trying to I'm just trying to see if you know. Well he's looking that up to prove me wrong. This isn't about proving anybody wrong. This is about people fall into irrelevance with the natural churning of the annals of time. Of course. Right so let's not think that, I mean, a hundred years. I asked my cousin. These fucking gen, gen fucking twinkers in a hundred years, they're not gonna know who the fuck Joe Rogan is. Who the fuck cares about Joe Rogan?

That's why you live for now. Don't think you're gonna live in infamy. I think that's what Madonna's trying to do. And that Dylan is why they have teams. Because I saw a really sad quote the other day that was about this exact topic. And he said, like, how many of us know our grandfather's grandfather and actually know them?

No, but fuck off, do whatever the fuck you want. Life is really short. You have the teams, you know? No, don't have the teams. And you were right, Grover Cleveland, 1885 to 1889, and then took a little time off. Got back in office 1893 to 1897. That's what I remember him for.

Yeah. And then Teddy Roosevelt was the next president. Yeah, Grover Cleveland actually died by autoerotic asphyxiation. Is that right? Yep. I was studying. Are you lying?

Yeah, no, he died of a heart attack. Dylan. I was trying to, I was studying to be on Jeopardy like 14 years ago, so I rented this doc on presidents. That was really, I watched it like. Oh really? Yeah, four times a week. Anyway, the reason they do this, Dylan,

is I think it's such a high to feel like you're doing your wedding day. Yeah. The morning of having all these people paying attention to you making sure every little detail the world's pop every year Makes me sick, you know nightmare for them. It's that once a week while they're filming. Yeah. All right, so we get to Okay we get to this Kyle didn't stand up for you thing and We get into Sutton is very Sutton centric.

She says that these women have been wanting to break her down for years and Sutton it's not that though in any way shape or form really any way you cut it it's just what the show is right so that's what's happening. Well said and it's pointed out by the flashback of showing Sutton be Absolutely terrible to every single cast member every cast which to your point would negate her point Reality is everyone's fucking awesome. And when there's blood in the water the knives come out. Yeah, you're getting a divorce They mock you you start a business that fails that happens all the time. They mock you you drink too much Maybe you get a DUI. They mock you. Your husband steals $40 million from burn victims

and you hide those fucking earrings. They come for you. You know what I think? I think that Sutton may be spiraling a little bit because I think there are murmurs about the fashion show. This is like in the timeline. I think that like she might be getting some shit about the fashion show. And remember, Reba didn't come right because she brought an ounce of weed

on to the plate with her. And also she can't stand her daughter and does not support her in any way. Yeah. So I think post that and maybe people making a mockery of the fashion show, which kind of look, it was a waiting for guffman like a fashion show. Maybe the, it coincided with the store closing as well or something of that nature. But either way, no excuse. You have $300,000 a month. Go play elsewhere. Do anything you want. Nothing matters to you. Your mom hates you, which is very sad. What I thought was interesting and Pat will remember this maybe they chose to leave out when Crystal and her had a discussion about how Sutton does not

see color or race, because right now that would not make sense with her ally being Garcelle. No conversation was had about that. I think that's probably one of the worser things that she's like said directly to someone, no? But, okay. I thought it was mischaracterized and I think that was what, that was the storyline that I think had Crystal thrown off the show. Oh, God.

I couldn't agree with you more. And that is what, that Sutton, bring her back. Bring back that one that's so breezy and so light. I truly believe that she doesn't even know that that's offensive and that she doesn't see color. And that's why we liked her. You know? Sure.

Kathy, you know, she just calls a black woman named Bo's boss and it's, you know, it's wrong but it's, it's Kathy. Yeah, it's Kathy. Now, you did gloss over one thing which is, it comes up later so we might as well bring it up. Yeah. This is when Tilly thinks there may have been a coordinated effort between Dorit and Erica. Yes. I'm here to tell Tilly she can remove her tinfoil cap. It's just some good old-fashioned piling on Yeah, it's one of the things that this show has made famous, right? So there's been a glitch in the matrix Sutton is not ready

And like you mentioned the post roles of the evidence of Sutton's behavior very damning very damning To be fair swamp rat deserved every drop of that. Sure. But it's what she did about Kyle's marriage before. Well, we knew it was falling apart, but she didn't have to do that to Kyle at dinner. Why aren't you wearing your ring? Oh, thanks, Sutton. Okay, so we get to well, Gorsel's tells Kyle that Sutton's looking for loyalty from her and Kyle is a snake.

But Kyle makes a great point. She's like, you didn't fucking say anything. What the fuck are you talking about? Leave me alone. Get out of here. Kyle doesn't know what it's like to be loyal to people. She can only be loyal to their storylines, which contribute to her ensuring more seasons on the show.

Her divorce would have done that for at least two. And I don't know how the fuck she doesn't see that. What is she going to do if they cancel the show? Genuinely, all our kids are grown now. Mo is mowing. Mo is hanging out. Mo is sending it with Kyle. He's sending it. Yeah. It's having the most epic piss ever with that little leprechaun.

Yeah. You's having the most epic piss ever with that little leprechaun. Yeah. You know what? I think Kyle has bought herself five years of doing the rotations of various reality TV shows. She'll be on the best villains or whatever the hell that stupid thing is. Sure. She'll do a season of Traders. She'll do a Bravo version of Girls Retreat.

God, who would be worse on traders, Danielle or Kyle? Definitely Danielle. Yeah. Kyle's too anxious. She would really start to lose her mind and she'd cry a lot and that would be hilarious. Danielle would be insufferable. Well, I meant Danielle, like Danielle from the show.

Summer House? No, from the, from traders. It was a weird question. No, but do you agree that Danielle from Summer House would be probably even worse than Danielle from the show? Yeah, maybe. Danielle needs to focus on the business. I want to ask you guys something. Sorry, we're wildly tangenting.

Sure. The Bachelor franchise, they're not doing a Bachelorette, which is, we saw that coming. They are doing Bachelor in Paradise. Ruby, have you heard this, what they're doing? You have. What are your thoughts? They're doing a mix up of the Golden People and the Youngies all on the beach. I found out about this.

Same deal. By my father. Oh. Who insulted me on the phone the other day we were arguing about politics and Oh, he called me creative boy. Oh, hey creative boy Is that a term of endearment or a slight I go I go you gotta come up with a better insult than creative boy You're really backed into a corner here aren't you but no he told me this morning. He said I know something you don't know You're really backed into a corner here, aren't you? But no, he told me this morning, he said, I know something you don't know. Dylan, he called me while I was driving home

after Creative Boy because he was so proud of Creative Boy. And that makes me laugh very hard. But no, he did call me to tell me that on Howard Stern, they discussed this bachelor in paradise. I said, nobody wants to see old people with their shirts off. And I don't think it's fair to do to the old people or the young people to ask them to be naked and sucking on each other in the same vicinity. I think it's weird and dumb and stupid. I do think it's gonna be funny when one of the older guys from the golden bachelorette asked one of 23 year old Instagrammer if she wants to go on a day date with him. Yeah, do you have money? Because if you don't, don't talk to her. Right? Anyways,

we got to keep going. So Kyle, well Sutton is not going to go, she's going to go to the party because her outfit is too cute and she's going to show that these women that you they didn't break her. That's right she's not going because of the fresh crab cakes she's going because she's essentially William Wallace right and she wants to get her limbs pulled off because she needs to prove they haven't broken her. Yeah it's important to note in that story sadly actually the Scots lost. And they did, they did break her. Yeah, and they broke William Wallace too. I mean they didn't, you know, he cried for freedom and he was, you know, he's one of us. And he's, he's, he's gone down

in the annals of history because of his revolutionary bravery. And I don't mean to mock or belittle the stand that he took because as is evidence it's rippled throughout time Well, he's got no fucking arms or legs, but he was split in four different parts and that had to hurt While he's a mortar Martyr mortar mortar mortar is where you I guess put concrete glue He still got all his limbs ripped out while he was still alive and no one wants that right? Not many people though. Sick puppies might but even those sick

puppies I think when it's happening they're probably reconsidering given the I've changed my mind. Yeah. Sorry Barry we already have the horses hooked up. Yeah. Yeah. Barry we rented the horses for an hour. I mean, if you want to cover the cost, but you can't. That's why you're if you if you can reach my wallet, it's time mechanisms that they had to you. What were they going to do? It would have been too hard to pull themselves. cutting bones is very, very, very difficult even now. So the horses actually do make sense if you're trying to inflict maximum pain and do something

efficiently. Oh yeah, I mean they call it horsepower for a reason. You know what I mean? That's actually where it comes from. It's how many horses you need to rip a body in four pieces. Wow. Can you imagine though for a second, your hip being dislocated by a stallion? No, Dylan. No, we don't eat them. It's so crazy. And then it's got so much further to go after that, you know. So Barry, bad call. Kathy is in a t-shirt. Okay, just want to note that she is in a green t-shirt the entire dinner up until the point where she pisses herself and then goes and changes into a dress. Cathy Hilton is very necessary to this show. Yes. Kyle Versutton, do you think it's true? Do you think it's true? Do you think it's true?

She does it. Kyle really nails this thing where Sutton does parrot and regurgitate these sayings over and over again. It's very suffocating. It's a rule of threes, I think. You drive a point home. So she was essentially trying to get Kyle to admit that she's never had her back with blind loyalty. Am I right? I think you might be right. Rubes, what was your take on this scene? Yes, exactly. And also, why do you think you deserve that after what you've done, literally like a year ago?

Yeah, that's so crazy to think that. And also, Sutton does this thing where she's holding the women hostage with her presence or lack thereof not a problem you could not go or Go nobody really cares and and Sutton's really getting dark because I think that she recognizes that that leverage doesn't exist And that's a really like tough pill to swallow and you're like, well, I'm not gonna come and people like, okay That's you know, that's a good point. It's a dark spot really like tough pill to swallow and you're like, well, I'm not going to come. And people like, OK, thank you. That's, you know, that's a good point. It's a dark spot.

You know, she's so used to being powerful because of the money in some way. And these women are like, your money can't do anything to or for us. Even Dorit is saying you live on a main road. So I think that's a good point. Very true. Also, she does have a 140 IQ. I have often wondered with Housewives, especially a cast like this, they really share almost nothing in common. They despise each other.

When they're filming, they just try and ruin each other. Do they literally probably not talk to each other when they're not filming? They'll do their little Instagram posts, like maybe jagging at each other. But as filming approaches, I should probably give Dorita call and go see if she wants to get some coffee. So it's not like we haven't talked for the last four or five months

when we're not filming, because I don't think there's a world where Kyle and Dorita go out socially unless it's like a red carpet event for like a Vanderpump pet thing. I agree. And I think that's part of the reason that the show has suffered over the years. And I think it's the same thing with New York. When you like getting women together that don't know each other,

it has to be people that are as zany as Sonia and Ramona. Like you can't do it with people that are concerned about their image that aren't gonna wanna like do and say shit that's off the filter. This is just now these people have like got, it's so meta for them that they can't exist in or outside of it, that it just, it sucks.

It sucks. Dill, is the battery running low on the computer? The battery is running low on it. Do you think it'll last us to get through the rest of the show? Probably not, but let's hit a couple more things and then I'll change it. So, meanwhile,

Meanwhile. Sutton refuses the oils and Kathy puts ice in our armpits. Okay, so the dinner is very awkward. Kathy orders a mahi mahi, but asks them to pick one that isn't too fishy. And as I mentioned, she's also pissed her pants. She says there's something in the sand, I think. I want to be Cathy for a day. Yep. Just one.

Just one. Oh, heavens no longer than one. OK, so Garcelle does an impression of Erica that was spot on. It snows in Pasadena, and Tom Turardi rolled his ankle. And it's just. So that was a little shot From three seasons ago when Erica had made up this story

I don't even know what she was trying to cover her ass with but there was a car accident. Yeah. Yeah there where he drove off the road I'm sure Ruby's the authority on that Ruby. Do you hear an old patty talk about that? I Am so bummed because I've transferred my winter things under my bed, but Dylan actually purchased a sweatshirt for me a couple years ago for Christmas that has the quote on it. And it says like, well, Tom was driving home and he rolled his car and he slipped down the hill and he actually broke his ankle and it was snowing in Pasadena and my son had to drive out. It's one of the greatest moments of their franchise for sure. Yeah. And what, clearly Swamp Rat was lying for a reason. Do we remember what she was trying to cover up?

That he was mentally, I think, unfit at that point, I believe, maybe. Oh, gotcha, okay. Yeah, see, the legal team had gone to her and said, you know, we need you to run interference. Cooperate this. We need you to run interference. That's right.

And we need to plead loose bowels or something. I'm not sure. But it didn't work, actually, because he's a guilty verdict. He's going to jail. And when Kyle heard about that, she immediately thought of Erica. I actually think, and let the audience come at me if you think this is elder abuse, I think the judge should go. All right, mr. Girardi

We understand you're so old. So you probably Need some comforts and some nurses and whatnot to for the rest of your years You are gonna have that in a maximum security prison my friend. No, I think I got a better idea Same fake that met Barry and William Wallace, I think we got a better idea. Same fake that met Barry and William Wallace. I think we should just draw in quarter. This is where you at. This is a moral thing. All right, Tom, I got one for you.

You want to make up for all the horrible things you did to people. We're going to set up a pay per view. Maybe this is the future. We're going to put you in a tank with a great white shark pay per view and the sharks going to eat you. Okay. But it'll probably be brief and all the money of the pay-per-view from all the viewers, you know, like 10 million people overview will actually repay the victims and then you might get a shot at heaven. What do you think about that? What do you think of that idea? Ruby, would you watch that?

I would a hundred percent watch that. I was going to say the only thing that I don't like about the sharks is that I want there to be like a lottery or a pay to play where you can inflict harm on him. Maybe by stoning, maybe by actual just physical, you know, like everybody kicks him or something like that. And if you're a victim, you obviously get first stoned. Stoning is too brutal. Stoning, there's that scene in The Leftovers. I was watching The Leftovers and I was like, oh, this show is interesting. It's nonsense, but I'm wondering where it's gonna go. And then like the third episode, they stone.

They stone something. They stone Aunt Lydia or whatever her name is. And it was like one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen on television. It was so brutal. Just a head caving in. Well, it's also brutal to take money from a burn victim. Yeah, I know, I know.

But that's why I like the shark. I like the shark more. I like the shark more. Okay, so anyways, we're getting so distracted. This episode was so bad. That's why I'm trying to have fun. Shark or stone? It's fucking fun, Dylan. Okay, next day.

Next day. Are we still doing this vacation? I'm watching this show going, can we go home? What, we have another day? Still no central air. Hey, Ruby, what was the, yeah, right. What was the whole thing where Sutton started doing like the Southern accent at the table?

Who started that? What was that about? Dylan, unfortunately, Dylan knows this energy. Well, I think this is what happens. Sutton snapped at the table and you can't, when you're that sort of about to be too drunk and you've perfectly cocktailed your drugs to keep you up, but not too up,

and you're perfectly down, they were all doing impressions and they were like doing Sutton's Southern accent and she didn't like it. Did not like it. Was feeling bullied. And that was her way of saying, this is unacceptable. And I thought that it was amazing because most of the women didn't know that that's

what she was doing. So they just kept it going or they did know. I loved it. It was, you could feel the anger and the rage coming from her. And I watched it. Yeah. Hot fiery rage. Yeah, hot fiery rage. Her, it's like her eyebrows get bushier when she's upset. Is that a gross thing to say? What? No, that was amazing. OK. Well, anyway, before we end the dinner, it's really uncomfortable.

And happy birthday to Reed and Swamp. Yeah, that's right. What a wonderful birthday dinner. Yeah, that's a great dinner. OK, so the next day, we're still doing the vacation for some reason. We're making chocolate and Boz is doing like talking heads about how she needs to mend things with Sutton and that Sutton thinks that she's team degree. When the producers are filming this talking head, did anyone go, you know what?

Let's just go to 10 degrees a little bit earlier. We don't have to fuck it. Who fucking gives a shit? I mean, 55 minute episode, my God. I was pissed. Okay, so Garcelle and Kyle sit down and more sound advice from women who have gone through divorces and Kyle is not going to hear any of it because she already knows

Kyle knows this I don't think Kyle is stupid I think that she's a liar you know? Okay so Kathy, Kathy here is Kathy here is our Kathy in all of her glory. She is wearing the hat from the Newport vacation and because the rest of these bitches won't wear it. So she's going to wear it. I mean, she bought these. She bought these or is this part that we're talking about the hat that looks like a fucking cocktail umbrella. It looks like someone could make it out of an Amazon box on Etsy.

I think this is something she's hawking. Ruby, am I right or wrong about this? I don't know, but if she is, don't do it anymore, and I'm going to look. She's not hawking. She doesn't need to hawk. She had a lot of phone calls with her brand manager, Carol. That's true.

Kathy? Did you get the hats? Kathy? All right, so Sutton and Bose. Guys? What? Ruby, what? It appears that she has the collab with Lorna Murray for

the Bougainvillea Tan Island Capri hat and it is $225 Australian. Wow. Look at me. That. You're 100% right. She's worn that ridiculous thing like in four scenes clearly she was selling it. Kathy was sitting around at the house one day just fucked up on Vicodin or whatever it is. And she goes, I got all these Amazon packages. We should make hats out of them. And they did it.

And they did it. It's wonderful being a food filter. I know't chef. Okay, there's a double standard that exists amongst the women. So says Sutton, because I mean, they Sutton says there's a double standard. But but then They Sutton says there's a double standard, but then they show, okay, PK and Mauricio and Dorit and Kyle laughing about the insane story about the rolled ankle is not the same as Sutton cross examining people at big ensemble dinners. It's just not the same.

Yeah, which I love her for. When she does do that, it's just let's not, let's cool it with the victimhood here. Yeah, thank you. You know what I miss the most, which we also didn't get to see, though there is a clip, I'm pretty sure it's Sutton on Teddy Mellon Camp season

when Sutton at the table, she's like, well, if I'm being honest, Teddy, I thought that you were gonna be kind of boring before I. And then somehow it makes Teddy cry and get up and leave and it's amazing. You know, bring that back. Yeah. And she was right. Teddy was extremely boring. Right. But she would have never said, I thought that you were going to cheat on your husband and ruin your family. She, right, right. She's like, she's just boring. Well, so we, Pat, I mean, quite honestly.

There's nothing here. We get ready for a carnival kind of night and. Ladies looked amazing. Yeah, they looked great. I loved they went for it. I love these costumes. That was a super fun thing. The problem was, is they're all getting along at dinner.

I mean, the only oh Erica of course had to ruin it who's talking shit about me, baby I want to know baby was it you or was it you was it you or was it you who cares? Okay, this is a bunt my voice is my own if we can't we can't do was it you or was it you about? Poor Jennifer Tilly. Yeah. I mean, it's just crazy. So can we get out of here? Let's see.

Well, do we want to move forward a month? Yeah. Okay. Where are they now? I want to say, I want to say something before we do. Yeah. First of all, one, I hope that Teddy Mellencamp, all of her illnesses get solved. And I wish she was in health. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. She's a lot of like tumors, brain tumors,

crazy, crazy, horrible, horrible. So first and first and first and foremost, I hope that she is doing okay and that she heals. And I would like to wish her that. Second, Bravo. This is not following Leo and blonde small girl from Love is Blind. Where were you the month after that this, where were you the month before, where the fuck were you Bravo? Okay. This is what I don't care about her reno,

get in her renovated outhouse and film her while he gets read that he's going to prison for 80 years and he doesn't have 80 days to live, okay. Instead they have her like sitting down drinking her coffee, like looking online on Google. She's like, oh my God, baby. Yeah, and Kyle's like, I thought about you when I read this.

She's like Mr. Roper. She just randomly walks through the door while she's getting that news. Yeah, she goes, how are you feeling? She goes, horrible, horrible. I loved him, you know, baby. Yeah, yeah. When was the last time you spoke to him?

Yeah. Here's the thing with Erica, is she still has a lot of civil litigation coming after her. So it ain't over for her. I love Erica, the self-respecting boss bitch, falling in love with a man that literally sees her, melons her in public when he doesn't want her to keep talking I love that that's so funny

and oh you know one of the more interesting parts of this so was he didn't have any money so we had to use public defenders mmm that seemed like that was so poetic in a way. Should have hired Johnny Cockeridge, baby. Yeah, I think certain people should just have to defend themselves in court. And I think Tom is one of them. The problem is, you probably would have just done this.

Tom, we're ready for your questioning. He just drools. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Yeah. Any more questions? Yeah, well, it looks like he's pleading the fifth in a real goofy kind of way. Mr. Gerardi, the evil man, evil man, disgusting man. Is he, is he mentally gone though, or is that all fake? We know we're not. He's not. I mean Of course not, he's not mentally gone. I mean, Rubes, we saw him in right before 2020 on the show

and he was his good old condescending fucking demeaning to swamp rat. Yeah, no, he's fine. This is Harvey Weinstein walking in with a fucking walker. Yep. Yeah. Yeah, you know what? Watch the end of the movie Casino when they get all the mob guys on trial, all of them have like oxygen tanks next to them. Yeah, they're trying to get leniency. Yeah. You'd throw that walker against the wall like the greatest showman if you were trying to rape somebody. Right. Yeah. You gross fucking fat pig. Okay, anyways. But your wife, ex-wife, oh my god.

So hot. I don't know the one that's with Adrienne Bertie. I'm not kidding you and I'm sorry to you can't, I can. That woman is fucking beautiful. Oh my gosh. She looks like she's painted from an actual god. Yeah, it's so crazy. Came down to her.

It's disgusting. She's unbelievably gorgeous. I would like to look to her. It's disgusting. She's unbelievably gorgeous. I would like to look at her hero one way near. I can't believe she was with that fat bag. I can. So get in the comments, let us know. Shark or Stone. Shark or Stone.

And we'll see you next week for the reunion. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat, say goodbye. Ruby, oh my bad. Goodbye. Oh, sorry And never the hill I can walk on the stone, I can walk on the glass I'm walking all over this earth I can walk on the fire, I can walk on the air I'm walking all over this earth