Another Below Deck Podcast - A Deadly Bernaise | Below Deck Down Under S2 E13

Episode Date: August 31, 2023

Dylan and Pat are back to break down civil war renacments, someone dying, potatoes, the proper way to masturbate, lychee martinis and more from Bravo's Below Deck. Ad Free and Uncensored at Patreon.com/AnotherPodcastNetworkYoutube at https://www.youtube.com/@BadT.V.Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/Facebook Group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/anotherbachelorpodcast/

So Culver goes up to the bridge next. Culver is sick of Joao putting his lack of work ethic on a magnifying glass. That's not how magnifying glasses work, and that's not how that sentence works. Hi, hello, and welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Below Deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm saddled up next to one Patrick Hickey. Permission to come aboard. Granted. What's up? Should we do some PSAs? Yeah.

All right. So you're right, Dylan. should never uh over promise and under deliver we're supposed to have a c-rad interview that's going to help us recap season a season one episode and you never know if they're going to show up or not so i don't know if i should promote that but we're hoping that fingers crossed we pull it off episode five we're going to drop that on patreon with or without adrian from season one who's we covering season one of Below Deck. It's a great season. It's excellent. It was back in the days when I was... It's like watching a Burt...

No, I don't even like Burt Reynolds. Yeah, but he made different kind of movies in the 70s, 80s that couldn't be made today. Is that the point you were trying to make? I kind of loosely had this ADD thing go to like Boogie Nights because of the theme of the dinner on the first episode. Oh, sure, sure. And how like he was from an era before this

and he has to show Dirk Diggler like what it's like to use your cock the right way. Oh, so the point, were you making the point that the actor, Burt Reynolds, even though he took the job for Boogie Nights, he hated that movie and was mad that he took the part because it was about porn. He thought it was inappropriate no i'm talking i'm saying like the below deck of your is like the stuff that burt reynolds worked on in that movie it's from another time it's from

another time from another time it definitely is crazy stuff look dylan proof uh proof uh proof concept proof of concept they tried to delete an an episode from the canon that we recapped via Facebook. Unfortunately for them, there was a man or woman who found the footage, cut it in half, and put it on Facebook with, I think, a plug for their landscaping business at the bottom of the frame. I'm going to use them to thank them for digging up that episode that Bravo tried to bury. My point is, and Dylan and I are trying to make,

is you're missing out. If you're not on Patreon for five bucks, hearing us recap season one, you're missing out. Big time. Big time. So, man, this episode is crazy, huh? Well, when someone dies on a tv show i mean

that's that's something man they don't even really show that like on true crime stuff they show it in like historical um what do you call that when people dress up like puritans and go out into fields and churn butter and stuff reenact reenactments yeah when they do reenactments of like i don't know like uh hannibal verse the romans and stuff like that you see people die but really that's just for educational purposes but outside of that you don't really see that well maybe on like hbo programming we used to have to go to kind of like a lot of tv you see people die actually but we saw it tonight on below deck you know those reenactments they're so fucking lame i remember even being in the first grade they used to drag us out to this uh amish community called stirbridge village oh famous every year and then some old bag with hair on her chin would show us how to

churn butter i'd be like this is lame you'd see two guys with long beards to talk about her like that god damn it man she's not a fucking carn act. She's just a woman with a beard who knows how to make extremely good butter. We can't get butter like that. Not the butter that she makes. This isn't land of lakes. Well, anyway, I thought it was lame. Yeah. And it's so sad to see how proud they are of it. You know, they're like, oh, we make great candles out of tallow. It's like, oh, God, it smells. Hey, how about the Civil War reenactments? You meet one of those guys.

Hey, what are you doing? I'm Civil War reenacting. We're going to do the Battle of Gettysburg. I'm like, oh, cool. What side are you playing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, really? Right.

Oh, you're into that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to use the restroom. Right. And not find my way back here to talk to you. Did you get assigned a side or no? I'm from Virginia. Okay.

All right. We have to get into the episode. Yes. Pots. Pots. I'll go. Okay. Boring episode. Yeah, it wasn't that good. What am I talking about? 20 pots. That's it'll go. Okay. Boring episode. Yeah, it wasn't that good. What am I talking about? 20 pots. That's it?

Yeah. Okay, maybe the episode doesn't deserve any better than that. Okay, yeah. So someone, I think, dies or maybe dies or something? Yeah, it was confusing. I didn't know if he was choking or if he was having a seizure because that thin kind of brain alarm system dribble comes out, you know? And that's always a really scary sight to see.

Can I say that there was a glass half full situation here, though? This man dying was not as a result of a sea rat, thank God. You know, because they're always trying to kill people. I don't know. The Bernays she put on that was a little globular. I think that that had something in it that maybe, you know, it's like cilantro. It's just a genetic kind of gamble.

But perhaps she took the milk solids too far, and that can cause people to go into epileptic fits. So I do blame Serena for his death. Beautiful little dish though, huh? Yeah. Well, all right. Decent episode. I guess we'll just get it off.

There's a preference sheet meeting. We let Kalen. Oh, dude, you know, I was making that as they sat down for that. I was like, Kalen's probably going to gun out of here early because he's going to go smoke pot in his car out of a diet coke can, you know, and I was like, you should jot down what's going on at this preference sheet meeting, but the issue was I had just smoked pot, so I forgot. So Jason is still pissed.

He's preoccupied with the whole Adam almost killing everybody thing. I think he's having an overreaction quite honestly. He's seen what Adam did take out a crew member in the Philippines. Again, a very revisionist history way to talk about this. You can say that you killed somebody

by making this kind of mistake. It was a hard lesson to learn. Everybody will forgive you because of your eyes and your hot thick fucking ass of a body so just be real with us man you know what i mean all i want is for people to be real be culpable that's it dude once you're honest we'll forgive you yeah uh so they're trying to weigh who's going to be fired right but i think we all kind of in our hearts knew, despite we all want someone else to go, Culver spends too much time trying to find blenders to make smoothies, but Adam did nearly kill a bunch of people.

I've made my decision. There are great white sharks in Australia, and they go for your balls first. And Adam could have had a bunch of people in the drink and you want to be able to have your balls. So Adam's got to go. Sharks eat your balls first. Oh no, that's chimpanzees.

Anyway. Have you ever seen a chimpanzee without hair? No. Do they look like humans? No, they look like little tiny fucking death monsters. They're so horrible. God, I feel a similar. I know Jane Goodall did all that work, but I think we should just fucking get rid of all of them. I mean, oh my God. Yeah, they rip little spider monkeys in half and they get off on it. They come. Did you watch that doc that everyone? No,

no, I refuse to watch. Yeah, because they show that I heard in that thing would be interesting. If you did shave a monkey down and put a Yankees cap on him, let him walk around Times Square. Yeah, he fucking Garrett. He would Garrett. People are screaming because they're fucking orbital bones

are getting broken and there's somebody just going Garrett. That's how Keem treated call for his entire life. Garrett, stop that. Is that his mother? Yeah, okay, well, anyway, hot pants. Yeah, stop that. Is that his mother? Yeah. Oh, okay. That's his mother. Well, anyway, Hot Pants, yeah, he admits to, well, no, he doesn't admit.

Have you seen Nope? Yeah, I hated it. Terrible. First half was good, but he didn't stick the landing. It's got to go somewhere, right? It goes nowhere. I'll still see his next film. Yeah, me too.

Anyway, the guests depart. Hot pants and JW chat. He's honest. Adam's getting the axe, and he'll chat with... He'll also chat with Culver. Oh, yeah. I can't wait to get to Culver's reaction.

The... Joao's called up for the bridge. He has received a text. I'll see you tomorrow. So, unfortunately, Adam is going to be heading out. We have to get to the tip meeting before the firing. Pat, take it away. All right. So some sea rats always feel like they need to clear this up. There is no such thing in the real yachting world as a two-day charter. So it's hard to gauge these people on them being cheap or not.

Right. It's 15 grand. That's basically 1,200 each. But it's, yeah, it's, you know, if you're staying on a yacht for a week, you'd expect it to be something like 40 grand or whatever. So, yeah, it's prorated. If you can turn, I don't know. Listen, for a Sea Rat, if you can turn a couple charters, if you can get consistent work, make 150 grand a year,

it's good money because these people are rudderless. They're out. They need not refi anything. All they have to do is drink and fuck people. May I continue with this tip meeting because something interesting took place here.

Now, just to remind the audience, Adam had not been given the ax yet, so he's sitting through this tip meeting? Because something interesting took place here. Now, just to remind the audience, Adam had not been given the axe yet. So he's sitting through this tip meeting and Kermit gets the helmet. I love that you brought that up because my God, what an insult to injury it would be to give him that helmet and then fire him. Imagine him with the helmet on.

Right. Got to fire you, mate. You nearly killed everyone. Adam right here. Why did you give me this helmet? Well, because you almost killed everybody. And we give it to the person that fucked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, so rules are rules, you know. You got to wear that disco mirror helmet. You almost fucking killed everybody. Yeah, you got to get out of here. Get out of here. And while you're packing, please do not take the helmet off. Because I need to impress upon you that this is a gray there. So

rules are rules. Rules are rules. Have fun though. Have fun. So then Captain Hot Pants after the cash is out there, he says, Hey, Adam, why don't you stick around? Yeah. And yeah, Adam is a class act through this fire. He really is. He's such a good guy, man. He tells Harry

and Harry's reaction is just the cutest. Harry is just such a cute human being. Adam is, like you said, just a sweetheart about the entire thing, and then we get to blockhead fuckface. Culver is told that he is on thin ice, and his response is to laugh at the notion that he would be fired because he is infallibly wonderful

or infallibly wonderful. You know, the guy cannot put a foot wrong and like we said, like being lazy is fine, but being confident about your laziness is a different level of asshole. Fourth wall, this is the sophomore slump of sea rats. You come on here. You've been on Instagram getting DM by girls from all over the world saying they want to blow you or whatever. You're showing up here and you just start misusing your non-power. showing up here and you just start misusing your and non power.

This is very similar to what we talked about with Gary King who skirted under the radar first season second season. We were like, oh, whoa, this guy's and then he had a sophomore slump in the third season like where he was an absolute

monster and now he should be tried and kicked off the show? I don't think he's going to see a fourth season. Yeah, let's say that. But Culver benefited from the same thing in that the first season he was on, he had a screen being run for how awful he was in Jamie, that captain who was either a deep, deep misogynist

or a angry closeted homosexual because he was, you remember that we had the whole bitch gate. They called him bitch and he just flipped the fuck out. So next to his Mount Everest awfulness, Culver was fine. Right.

By the way, can I just very briefly address the Gary King thing? Cause one thing came out of that, obviously the allegations. I want to say this about, where do we talk about that on Patreon? I guess we could.

Yeah. Well, no, no, no. We talked about it on, on, uh,

we have not addressed the Gary King allegations. A crew member from Bravo, uh, that was her job was two things kind of helping out when they were doing before they get on the boat they're actually in isolation because a sea rat runner right yeah and you know we've all read the allegations guys and the my issue is the allegations are there someone reported it and then they fucking throw him on a boat the next day. Yep. He should have been held from being on that season

until they figured this out. I haven't fully flushed out all, because you read things and I'm not sure if, I got to read more, but all I can say is based on what I read and the allegations, he should not have seen that season. That pillow should have kept giving him COVID for a while.

If he grabbed a woman, a producer, twice pulled her into his room, I think barricaded her from leaving. Wow. Jesus Christ. And let him get on that boat. Blown away. Blown away. Bravo needs to fucking

or the people that work on this show need to be careful because it's really, really coming into its own. I think the show is better than ever. It's the season after season have been good because we've been watching the show for a while and it has gotten, but it was really getting stale two years ago.

It was, we were getting towards the end of the seasons like this is not good, right? Not good. And now it's definitely holding a nation spellbound but you have to treat these things and they did with the whole luke thing yes but there have been so many instances of them not handling this shit well and all you have to do is just handle it well and people will not hate your show and the way you would have handled this well because obviously

there's an accusation and then we need to suss it out one day of just and by the way this particular victim um went twice to speak to people immediately and this idiot you still let this fucking idiot right get back on that boat the next day what who are we dealing with here are we dealing with here? Are we dealing with fucking Prince Andrew or something? Like, listen, fucking sea rat. No one sexual crime should be covered up, but obviously those fangled tooth Brits are going to do it for their own. The Royals, I mean, I mean, many of you have bad teeth, but the Royals, Gary King is Gary.

You just feel like you can get away with anything it's just off i'm sorry to i just felt like why are they not talking about we because we do a comedy show and boy it's been pretty fucking heavy and sometimes we just want to keep the hopefully the laughs going which we kind of uh all right well let's get there um margo gets the second stew job. Jemay private school girl is not happy about it, but she's also quite supportive. She's she's again. She is a she is kind of middle earth type spider character who is okay with Margo getting this for now, but you. But if we've got a little bit more, it's not going to be good. The news gets around the boat that

bacon, egg, and cheese has been fired. And they are fucking blown away by this. He almost fucking killed you. I like Adam now. He's no longer angry at him, but he did almost kill all of you. I love him saying goodbye. It was so sweet. Oh, especially

when he was able to hug no less than three interior women. And you know what? He kept it cool the entire time with the women. He was very, very principled

in that decision. He was just like, I'm not going to hook up with people that i work with and and to be at that young of an age and have that kind of foresight now sure you almost killed everybody but it's still impressive it is it's cognitively impressive it is um and by the way uh i don't know if they cut it was barely audible but uh when captain hot pants saw him leaving and hugging the three girls he said uh glad he's gone that fucker yeah no more competition right yeah yeah so it's pretty competitive guy he is such a competitive guy huh so culver goes up to the bridge next

culver is sick of joel putting his lack of work ethic on a magnifying glass. That's not how magnifying glasses work, and that's not how that sentence works. You fucking, I can't, I don't want to do it anymore. I'm getting tired of myself. I get it. But he is a potato. He's a spud. Yes, and he does not take criticism well. He's pretty pissed about Hot Pan saying he needs to focus more.

Then we cut to Zarina and JWoww cozying up in that bunk, and they were talking about the firing. And I'd say, typically, get a room, but technically they have one. It's bunk beds with a toilet with shit in it four feet from their heads. Well, not shit. I mean, technically. It's a technicality, but it's just a little, it's like the beginnings of a Jackson Pollock painting.

Little kind of spritzes of fecal battery. Right, right, right. But it's not a full, you know, whatever. Who am I to judge? I had sex in a laundry closet once, and people were knocking at the door at a party. Laundry closets are clean places. Yeah, but there was dirty laundry around.

I could smell someone's dirty laundry. What are you doing doing that? It was hot. No way she came. Just because of the... The laundry machine has to be at the perfect height. You still can't get much downward pressure on anything she needs. You know what I mean? You're just kind of recreating something you think is cool because you've seen

it before and not another team movie, which would come out years later, right? You know, yeah, you're right. Shame on you. All right, so it's time for the preference meeting. You know, I apologize that the music is gone. I want the music back. We'll talk to Kalen. You know, Pat gets Kalen to do a lot of things. I'm sitting here, Kalen. I'm like, hey, you got to you got to stand up to this guy. He's just telling you to do this, but I think Pat, you need to have a conversation with Kalen. Get him to put the preference sheet music back in the show. All right. All right. I'll speak with him. So it is time. Let's get to the preference sheet meeting. We just did that part of my notes. So let's not do that.

All right. Let's get to the ball of snakes. We go out. Lots of huggies. We've got Joao and Serena. We've got Harry and Margo. Well, Harry says he's not going to hit on Margo tonight. No, not tonight.

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because she has such a soft target. We've talked about it before. Culver is the train tracks that the IRA want to blow up it's just it's easy to get there it's going to cause a lot of i'm sorry that was insensitive he's a soft target okay she is already telling him what to wear oh right i thought i know he is annihilated by this girl in six days. Oh, that's right. I don't like that shirt and she was right. He looked like a I don't know like a lands end model. So she was right, but he concedes to her wishes very, very quickly. She has him wrapped around

her finger. So we get to the three wolves. Dragon fruit syrup cocktails. This place is wow fancy. You know, usually these sea rats are at places that upcharge bottles of free Janae, but this place looks like they make a real mean craft cocktail. Yeah, looks nicer than normally a place. Sea rats frequent Culver and Asia talk about how bitching about almost being fired. Yeah, look who you're talking to.

I hope that comes to bite him in the ass. It will. Culver gets back to the boat and because he's grumpy and drunk, he calls mommy. While this revolting scene is taking place, we have a magnificent one alongside it in Asha and Harry eating ramen.

Oh, yes. This is the glue and there's a lot of glue needed for this show because after all it is a haphazard broken up puzzle of broken people but these moments really are helpful in solidifying a good crew these two sucking down ramen laughing with each other we've got serena kind of um anthropomorphizing her vagina into this parasitic evil these kinds of funny things are what it's just so it it's the silver of the sad, sad life of the yachting industry. You know what I mean? But all that stuff's going on while Culver introduces private school girl to his mother via FaceTime.

And I'm just going to admit something. I have a very dark soul, old Patty. Occasionally I'll share my dark thoughts as they were speaking with his mother. I wanted one of those sharks from sharknado to fly down from fucking space because that's how the final movie ended and fucking eat his head off in front of his mother dude i am so negative tonight i don't know why that scene made me want to throw

up the way that it made me want to throw up but it did my wife and i were both looking on in horror at him coming out, you know, who really manages things. And she sits down and they say hi to the mom. And it's just like, God. You know what? I thought more of Jemay private school girl, quite honestly. Yeah. She may be trying to punch her ticket thinking this is the next,

I don't know, wagon know wagon wheel hit your load to my God in terms of like not being in a loving relationship being in a transactionary relationship. There is some Saudi guy who

would be like if you're my wife for five years, I'll give you a hundred and fifty billion dollars. That's the level of hot she is, but she's with fucking spud. It's crazy. It is. So I say how the night concludes. Yeah. JW leaves arena, I think, with a blue labia, you know, because

they have blue balls to it's a version of the testicles of blue labia because she's really hot. She's hot for him right here. And then I think the last shot of the night is culvert jerking off in his bunk. That's true. It's not the first time they showed a man finishing himself,

pleasing himself. Do you know of another time? Yeah, yeah. There was another guy who was in the top bunk, and he was whacking off, and it was black and white, but you could clearly see it was pounding away at his pud. Yeah. And why do you have to pound, you know, to all the guys out there?

You know, the pounding, I mean, every once in a while, you know, sure. Make those special nights. Yeah! You know, you wake up the next morning. Oh, that was that was pretty hot, but not all the time. What are we? Whenever it's bleeding, you went too far, you know. I mean, definitely

that I mean, definitely. That, too far, I mean, we're not even on the same spectrum if that happens. Because as Betty White said, I don't know why we say he's got balls. Because balls are sensitive and fragile. Vaginas, they can take a beating,

and that's a beautiful beautiful quote betty white said that i'm a beautiful woman who is in fact older than sliced bread. Well, she's dead dead up. All right, let's meet the new deck. His name is luca. He looks like George Michael, but not on the sauce. You know that fucker died at 53. That's young to me.

George Michael. Yeah. Dying at 53. Yeah. Quite young. It's a boozer. Blew out that shit out his liver. Yeah.

Anyway, Luca looks like him. Yeah. That's a motherfucker. Real beauty queen, this guy. The tendrils of a stray bang hair coming down. My God. Angering, but also beautiful.

So their family. Yeah. Wouldn't you know it? He fucked her sister. Yeah. So thick as thieves at this point. He also banged Magna. Yeah.

He also banged Magna. Yeah, he also banged Magmar. To remind the audience, she's the one that sucked out a billion kilobytes of Wi-Fi on her little stint on the show last season. Yeah, and like Culver was indignant about it. What do you want me to do? I have to start the boyfriend. Could have been Luca.

Could have been Luca. I have lost myself in my notes. That's fine. No, no, no. I'm back. This whole hiring of Luca is meant to do a certain thing. Yes. Things, parentheses, yes.

This is the Truman Show. Like, finally, Below Deck has finally understood, like, you got a bunch of people sitting at a hotel in, what do you call it, isolation or whatever, and they're like, okay, who just got fired? Oh, let's make this really fun. And then they touch their fingers like this, like an evil person, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, oh, I know what would work. Let's send a really good-looking guy into ruin Culver's life. Yeah. You know, that's one I've never seen. What's that? The Truman Show. Oh, you never saw it?

Yeah, I haven't seen it. It's kind of sad and depressing and long. Yeah, that's why I've always thought I should watch it, but I also feel like it's kind of a bummer. Well, the premise is, for the first time in history, a baby has been bought by a corporation. Oh, wow. Yeah, and then Truman is raised.

I always wondered, like, with the Truman Show, I know we all love babies, you know, but the first three seasons of the Truman Show must have been really boring because it's just a baby in a crib. What are you going to tune in and watch for 24 hours a day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but people love babies.

Babies. People love babies. They love them. All right, so next thing that happens. Well, I want to talk about the motive behind this hiring. It is one to prevent Adam from killing innocence to it is

meant to light a fire under Culver's ass issue. Culver is a stone man. There's nothing going on. So you could heat up a rock as much as you want, but the rock's not going to get a better work ethic. You know what I mean? That's true. This is completely lost on Culver. Yeah. Someone who knows how to do their job and they're not lazy

and they're better looking than you. Which I would like to say, when Luca and Jemay meet, and we're going to get to him meanwhile. I'm skipping ahead a little bit and I apologize for that. But when they meet, it was brief, but it afforded us a glimpse into a more hopeful end to the season and a very entertaining one. I asked Jemay, private school

girl in the past, if you can hear me, please hook up with Luca. Oh my God, would that be fucking unbelievable television to watch you change men

and to watch Culver have a downward spiral. He would spiral the way his protein shake does each and every morning. It would be magnificent TV. But we have to get to a meanwhile. Meanwhile. Margo's on service. Luke, his dad left him. Dad won.

Of course. Duh. Duh. Okay. I also think he might be doing his stepsister or something, too. Yeah. He was like, we possibly we got to brunch. Do you help each other with your contacts, too?

No, I think she's just his sister. Okay. Harry and Luca bond over budgie smugglers. Harry in a very, very adorable scene says he's the perfect fit. He's such a dweeb and I say that lovingly.

I'm a dweeb. You know, I'm 10 hours into Baldur's Gate. I got 700 more to go and I gotta tell you pat i am just beside myself because i've got this fucking thing going on at emerald grove the druids want the tieflings out the tieflings are going to get slaughtered if they go out into the trade routes there are goblins teaming everywhere i don't know who to fucking help right now. They want me to manipulate this drow.

How? She's a fucking wizard. Losing your fucking mind. I know. So anyways, I'm a dweeb too. Jamie and Luca meet. Well, did guests arrive yet? Because it's seven dudes.

Did the guests arrive yet in your notes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guests arrive here. There are a lot of meanwhiles, but I want to really quickly talk about the Bloody Marys that are served. Okay. Have you noticed my obsession with ice? Not really, because my wife has an obsession with ice that's very annoying.

What is her obsession with ice? Everything, every drink needs to be super iced up, especially when we go to a restaurant, and she'll ask for a side cart of ice, and I'm always annoyed by that. I'm not sure why. Oh, and then we bought a very expensive refrigerator and she didn't buy one where you can just put your cup up to the refrigerator and then just have ice just pop in. What? We bought an expensive one where it makes ice, but it lands at the bottom. I know this is like a... Oh, oh, one of those. Okay, got it.

But very annoying. Very annoying. Right, right, right. And she used to dispatch me because she likes a particular type of ice to go to a grocery store and buy bagged ice for her drinks. So she's a lunatic. Me and Cherie are kindred spirits in this

because I am very, very particular about ice. The ice that was in these Bloody Marys is foggy and impure, and it melts too quickly. It melts at the wrong time. It's aesthetically disgusting, and this is the kind of ice that the sea rats are using for these people who are on vacation. When you're on vacation, I expect filtered, clear, pure ice. I mean, I refuse to drink a cocktail without it. And I'm a freak because I'll go to people's houses and I'll bring my own ice. I can't trust that you,

and it doesn't have, to people's homes that I know, they have good ice or bad ice. Or inferior ice. Yeah, inferior ice. I just bring a bag of ice. If we're drinking cocktails, I'm going to bring a bag of ice

because I just cannot do this foggy stuff. I just can't do of ice. If we're drinking cocktails, I'm going to bring a bag of ice because I just cannot do this foggy stuff. I just can't do it. So let's move on. Serena gets the food prepped, including the beautiful dish that will almost claim Josh's life. I did pass over

just this thing with Asia and her sister. Asia is such an unbelievable person. And she is that way. I don't want to bring up Culver again. And who knows what Culver's been through. But Asha has seen and experienced and been through so much of...

Life. So much life. And that's why she's the way she is. You know, she is, she's a tough cookie Asia, by the way. So they note in this episode, she has six siblings, or maybe she's one of six siblings. Sorry. Two boys, four girls, one of her brothers passed away and the family endured. I don't even know how you could possibly do that. Asia, you're an amazing person, especially what we've seen this season. That being said, I'm

still going to call you Kermit. Obviously I have to. Yeah. So Serena gets the food prepped, including yes, that dish that will kill Josh Culver and Jemay chat a little more about the charter. He's eating again, pretty crazy and

even crazier. She agrees to go on charter with med she says fuck it let's do it absolutely crazy kids crazy kids now we still have four episodes left does that happen i say no i say no she's too it's not even just that she's hot she seems to have way too much going on upstairs yeah this would be in my mind for her a fun little tryst and then just move the fuck on move the fuck on get with luca he's unbelievable yeah he knows how to fix cars yeah So Culver and why do I keep reading the same note? We get ready for dinner and the wheel is filled. Lychee Martini.

They chuck margarita. They chuck whiskey sour. They chuck all these cocktails onto this wheel. Lychee Martini is an odd one. How do you know that they have that to pull off? I mean, maybe you specifically... You put it, yeah.

We don't know because... We didn't have a fucking preference sheet meeting. Hey, Del, can I make a confession? The audience may frown upon my judgment of this. I kind of knew the one that looked like Jabba the Hutt was going to take a nosedive, you know? He comes out of the bedroom right before dinner and he goes, I wish I felt better.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just in general. You mean in general? Oh my God. He looked like he looks like my dad. Yeah. Dad didn't do too well. He's dead. Jabba the Hutt's a lot

though, huh? I wish I felt better. He lives. If he died, we would make jokes about it. I mean, we don't know that he's not. No, no, don't I get episodes before you guys do. He's all we know. He could very well be dead and we could be doing a tasteless bit about how unhealthy he was. Could you imagine if he sprang up from all that sad brain

drool and said, I wish I felt better and then fell back down. He's dead again. Yeah, he's like the toilet bird in the Flintstones. What did he say? What did he say? The toilet bird? toilet burn i don't remember flush me no he's like uh you know because they take shits in his mouth yeah and he's like it's a gig or something like that i can't remember all right so he dies. Now, it's so fucked up the way I'm talking about this. This is legitimately scary. I think he's having a seizure is what's going on.

Yeah, a seizure or a heart attack. And it was because of the Bernays. The dish is actually quite beautiful. It's a seared scallop with Bernays and caviar. Dish is actually quite beautiful. It's a seared scallop with bernays and caviar. One of the I've been hard on Serena. I think she's a good chef, but this is one of the first like classically beautiful things I've seen her serve.

It did have a giant glob of yellow on it that I'm not sure what that was. But yeah, the man falls to the floor and we radio the medic to come out as soon as possible. What a cliffhanger. I mean, it kind of was a pretty crazy. I mean, the guy we're not sure if he's dead or not.

We'll see if we can get him on as a guest next week. Oh, he's dead. Oh. Oh. All right. We're losing our minds. Jump to the iTunes ratings reviews. Leave five stars. Kind words. Oh, this is a great. I think this would be really great

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