Another Below Deck Podcast - A Hill Not a Mountain | The Valley S3 E3

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

Dylan and Pat are back to break down journey's, red flags, gossipy boyfriends, BLVD Steakhouse, courage and more from Bravo's The Valley.PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/anotherpodcastnetwork  YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/@badtvpod  INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/badtvpodcast/?hl=en

Is Caddy Patty Patty here? Oh, Caddy Paddy's here. Yeah. Hey. You know, I have something to say about her outfit, but it's less a critique on her outfit and more of a warning. You know, do you remember what she was wearing, Dale? I don't. Oh, I, a little bit do.

It's kind of like if you got an Airbnb in Colorado, there would be like a dead animal on the ground. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Whatever she's wearing, she shouldn't wear it near a hook. Oh, shit. Caddy Patty, Patty. out. Hello and welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Bad TV.

I'm Dylan. That's Pat. Great to be here. What was that impression you were doing the other day? No clue. It's the guy that sounds like this. John Levitts. No, not John Levitts.

No, no, no. It's Walter Matthew. Matthew? Walter Mathout? No, it's a guy that sounds like this. telling you right now, babe. It's the Valley, episode three. Hmm.

Okay, guys, go to patreon.com slash another podcast network for Summerhouse. And? Real Housewives of Rhode Island. And also, we just, uh, we broke down, um, we did an APS. Yeah, we broke down the way. Seven shows this week. You're telling us we're not working our asses off.

I don't think anybody's accusing us of that. And if they are, kick rocks. The Valley is here to remind us. all that the newborn stage of life for parents is absolute hell on earth. How do we feel about that being a reality TV show? Pat, go ahead, take it away. Oh, no, no, no. There's, before we get to the recap or my thoughts on rearing children, some housekeeping, Dylan. Okay. This is really important.

PSA. Do you want me to play music or anything? If you want to put it under after or whatever. What kind? Nah, don't. This is really important. It's a serious note here. Last week during the recap, various jokes were made at the expense of Lacey regarding

her appearance. Her face was referred to at times or compared to the movie White Chicks and other unflattering opinions were made. By our patrons and you. It was brought to my attention that Lacey had suffered unthinkable trauma as a teenager. Do you hear this, Dylan? Yeah, she was Buffalo Billed. She was kidnapped and had to have, during her kidnapping, unthinkable kidnapping, she was, you know, she was, stuff happened to her.

And anyway, she had to have surgery once she was saved. to her face. And she can't go to movies. So with that, when our podcast has done something truly wrong, we understand it needs to be righted. And now is that time. Dylan apologize. I apologize.

There. It's done. All right. Let's see here. Okay. I want to say this about the Valley. Okay. Say it.

The show. As far as Bravo goes, I want to say that it is one of the least produced shows on their slate. Oh, they are kicking back and having a good time. They're just sitting there filming these people going, I get it. This does make me feel better about myself. This little guy has been talking in a southern accent because he lives in Santa Clarita for seven hours. And no one's going to tap him on the shoulder and say, cool it.

Yeah. Let me, uh... You ain't going to disturb my mountain. Let's give an... It's more of a hill, I'd say, Danny. Yeah. More of a dirt pile. Yeah.

Um, let me give an example. So, most of the cast went to a bar called... Y2. Okay, that zero lounge was Y2K. Zero lounge. But it was called zero lounge. And, um, which was fitting because there were zero patrons there. There were zero people lounging.

I'd argue as a producer, it is your job to avoid such a joke to be made at the expense of the show and the cast members to, I don't know, call 10 people, friends, associates, fill in the place, have them sound a little, sign a little, I don't mind being filmed, my back, my arm, whatever. It was a small establishment. Yeah. Just to make it look like you're trying. right? It's a little hard to use the camera to kind of keep making it look like their small talk being made. Yeah, and AI is simply not there yet.

No, it will someday. Yeah. But, yeah. But I don't know. That was, that was sad. That was sad. Well, I felt, you know what, I know these people are probably paid a pittance. A couple of them are making some serious money.

Yeah. But for people like Zach, maybe Melissa, Jasmine. I actually felt bad for them. To have to show up. Melissa is Jasmine's wife? Yes. Okay.

To actually have to show up and pretend like you're having a good time at this place for, I don't know, an hour and a half, I felt bad for them to have to do this. No, it was uncomfortable. It was really scary. It was kind of like the holding place of an interactive theater show. There was just, it just, it just, It was a stark reminder that Los Angeles is dead. It's dead.

It is dead. It's dead. Boys Town is deader, but it's still alive. Yeah. Tell you what, they went to Boys Town after that. They had some fun, right? Well, that's the Abbey. Boys Town.

Yeah, that place lights up. Well, it was places around the Abbey, too. I'm just saying the gays are not getting, they're not getting down. No. they're rising up. Well, they're going... Dylan, if you knew there was a place where you could go and have sex,

you'd go there too. This is my thing, you know. The gay community in Los Angeles is saying, they're the true patriots, actually. Don't tread on me. It's Wednesday. I'm doing poppers, and I'm getting fucked up. Okay.

Doesn't matter that I have to go into Fox tomorrow, okay? You only live once. while the rest of us are going, I wonder if, I wonder if Pluribus is going to pay off tonight. It's like, what, you know? That's not living.

It's not going to. Anyways, your bumps. Yeah, okay. I'm going to give it 62 bumps. Yeah, me too. I'm going to give it 67. So I'm not too thrilled with where the show's going. We have a moment where we watch two women eat ribs and quiet.

No, that's fine. But that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Um, Danny is the worst. Brandon, we forgot to mention. We were introduced to Brandon. Oh. Yeah.

Oh, he likes, he likes the cameras. He loves being on TV. He's a real big fan of it. And, um, Zach is just the mostest. So meanwhile, we, um, kick off with meanwhile. And he is talking to her mom. Jasmine is on Canva working on our wedding invites. Um, and Brittany is getting a mommy makeover.

That is tummy tuck. LIPO and getting her tit sucked out. She got a boob job three months after coming to Los Angeles at the request and or recommendation of one, Jack's. Taylor. Yeah. And she wants to downsize these enormous breasts. Her coaked up ex-husband had convinced her to get. Now, the next thing that happens is Dr. Nipp and Tuck comes in and he tells her he's going to fix her up and then points to Kristen and says, you're a mess too.

You're next. Honestly, it was pretty rude. He didn't say it that way, but it was implied. It was kind of scary because, you know, they're doing the little consultation for Brittany and then this vampire walks in in a suit with white gloves. And I was like, oh, that's weird. And then he shoots Kristen's face up with a bunch of ship.

Anyways, it's all fun. But Kristen does have a moment where she expresses that she's going through what many women go through postpartum, self-loathing and pure hatred of one. You know. Yes. Women go through this. My wife has a theory because they talked about breast milk and God, I wish Ruby was here.

Because, you know, when there's a female on the podcast, guys can talk, I guess. Yeah. This is my wife's theory. When you can't start breastfeeding, she thinks this is a theory. Yeah. That that's where post-martim can be more intense when the milk isn't coming out of movies. Oh, for sure. Yeah.

I mean, it just adds to the frustration, you know? I mean, I saw my wife go through challenges with breastfeeding and it's just like you're fucking exhausted. And it's, uh, you feel like you feel like you can. can't win and it's just fucking and you're not sleeping and it's just like so you know it's so crazy like I want another kid really badly and even crazier my wife wants another kid like what happens it's like so crazy yeah no I've never seen you more miserable yeah but you want more of it I know it's crazy it's crazy well can I say so let me jump on here before we move on so Kristen shares with all that she really wants to bounce back to her body pre-baby and I'd argue that

she kind of looks like she did pre-baby. She's made it back there. Yeah. Right? If she wants to, now, if she's talking Kristen VPR, 2017, she's going to have to call a Jackson's dealer.

Yeah, everyone's on their own physical journey. We wish everybody all the luck in the world. As soon as you hit 40, man. It's hard. We're doing a Y2K themed bar tonight called Zero Lounge, and Brandon is going to be coming into town. But first, let's get to Luke and Jason.

Now, Jason is running late. He sits down and he says, I'm so sorry. I was at a thing. I thought it was going to be 20 minutes. Turned out to be 30 minutes. By the way, I'm sure the proprietor of this coffee shop love two idiots sitting at a table and drinking two bottled waters. Yeah, yeah. That was really great.

Thank you guys for coming. I'm so excited for the exposure that your producers told me all about before they crowbarred their way in here. Um, okay, so Janet and Jason are not in good, um, uh, and not in a good place with Nia and Danny. And Luke is here to be the mediator, the peace officer between the two couples. Um, this is a little bit, I want to say like, um, I, I kind of feel like, no, it wasn't Sutton and Doree, but it was this moment where like, it was a little bit like Sutton and Doreet where Jason goes, hey man, I, I, I, or no, no, I'm all over the place. Luke goes to Jason and goes, hey, man, I think you should, uh,

apologize for all the fucking things you did, okay? I think that you should, uh, should apologize for not calling him. Is that what you got? Yeah. So I, I think it's what, Jason is well within his right to go, um, yeah, no, I'm not fucking doing it. Well, hold on.

Jason and Janet did. They completely assassinated the, little guy's character. They did. And look, he was slapping women on the asses and saying, go get daddy a cocktail. All right. Yes, he was. And he has an alcoholic.

He has a drinking problem. And my only thing is, like, there was this uncomfortable thing where Janet took it too far, but it's also like, it's not a crime to call someone out for being a fucking drunk pig. But Janet was throwing out on the word sexually assaulting. She was doing, she was tart. She was, it was this character. Well, yeah.

And you leave that up to. the women that experienced it, you let them make that choice. You don't just actively start saying that on a reality TV show. She was venomous. By the way, Jason, you're a fucking lawyer. I don't know what kind of you are. But anyway, Jason isn't having any part of it. And I think Jason is TV death.

Honestly, she needs to divorce him fast. Like, whenever he comes on divorce, but definitely TV death. Whenever he comes on the screen, I'm like, oh, God. Oh, my God. It's, like, it's, that's what Janet's got to do to get back in the good graces of everybody. She's got to go through a divorce. Then she's got to, frame it,

a. K.A. lie, say that Jason was, being married to him was like living in a dungeon. Okay? I like it.

That's, she's going to get the support of the other women to bring her back in. It'll all be a lie. And Janet will be an evil splinter cell once again. Ah,

we'll find our way around like we always do with characters that are beloved on reality TV. We'll find her way back to her. Yeah, we'll find our way back. I do want to say this, though.

Luke, what is his motive to reconnect these two people? If you really ask yourself, why is he spending so much time trying to reconnect Danny? Because I've never done this. You know what I mean? I've been on the planet a long time. And also, doesn't he have bigger problems?

His wife wants to vomit at the thought of his penis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Yeah. So he's got bigger problems on his mind. He continues to be one of the single weirdest people on reality television. There are people on reality TV now these days that, well, we're talking 90 days that I never dreamed would be making money on TV. I know.

It's so crazy. You know, it's like that guy has a peg leg and he's going to the Philippines to kill a woman's mother. And he got away with it. Okay. All right. Let's get to Y2K. Do we want to talk about this transition or not? Was this where I guess Nia is going to have her three-month-old hang on the party?

bus? Yeah. Oh, my God. His mom is going to come, take care of a little Adelaide, and she's going to go inside and have mocktails. Now, Zach FaceTime's with Kristen. Excuse me.

Take it away. Oh, sure. Okay. So they all prep for the party. Are we all at, I think we're at Britney's house, aren't we? We're going to have, like, the party bus show up there? I think so.

Okay. This is great. So everyone gets ready, right? Kristen, of course, she's feeling guilty. She's going to miss her little one. She hasn't. been out in years except she was. You guys have been hanging out at Jacks's

bar to shoot there like a half a dozen times the last two season. But despite that, let's all forget that. There's more important things to talk about. Caddy Paddy's here. Brittany's outfit. Okay, I wanted to ask you about Britney's outfit. We love her outfit, but

we all liked it better when we went to Toys of Us and it was the Barbie pop-up tent. Yeah. No, it's really stunning the bravery Brittany has with her fashion. She is Joan of Arc levels of brave. Because I want everyone to be comfortable.

It's important. By the way, I don't think your example of Joan of Arc, I don't think that was exaggerated. No, I don't think so. I mean, storing a castle where those gigantic balls are rolling down. Oh, catapulting fires. Or wearing one of her many. Outfitting outfits.

Outfits. Misfitting outfits in public. I mean, we're talking bravery here. Ruby? God damn it. Ruby's not here. Oh, fuck. Oh, man.

If she was, she'd say she loses her breath. Yeah. It does kind of... You know what, let's move on. Okay, fine. Okay. Everyone arrives at the bar. Yeah, but first, I want to go back,

and there's this moment with Zach where he and Richie or whatever the fuck he is. And Jasmine and Marissa head over, and Kristen's spending one last moment with her truck. three months old. She goes, oh, I'm going to miss her. Zach FaceTime's.

He goes, what are you doing, bitch? She goes, I'm just spending one last moment. Fuck it. Come outside. We're going to an empty bar, bitch. And they do. So they make it to this place. You know, Dill, when you're not a parent,

you don't understand. You don't understand. So it's important to remember that L.A. is dead. The step and repeat, the bopet, all of the accoutremon in this, establishment will be in boxes in three to four months. And it's sad. Okay. At some point we get to Jasmine versus Michelle. Jasmine says that Lala wouldn't be hanging out with the group of them if they weren't on TV. Jasmine, that is every single last one of you, darling. So it's not just Lala.

Yeah. Also, I want to say this is one of those moves where Jasmine, of course, wants job security. But these are also the moves that make us all hate you and not want you on for another season. And Michelle, even worse, a crime. Why don't you let it breathe for a minute? Give it 30 seconds. Or how about the next day? Yeah, it's so crazy. It's like, have you not been here before?

Have you no tact? You're doing rookie shit. I know we're supposed to recap the show, but the fight that they get into is just like, it's rookie. Nea heads into the bus for breastfeeding. That fucking baby is so goddamn cute. I want her. This is where I see that baby and I'm just like, God,

I want another kid. It's just, they're the cutest little fucking kids. I wish I could have, go back in the past and play yourself talking to your 20, 22 years to self. Oh, really? You'd be like,

ugh, what have I become? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, she's a light bulb. All right. two people have two different libidos.

Kristen wants nothing to do with Luke, but Maimo, Meemo wants to go back home because Brandon's coming in tonight. That's right. We're going to tear it up. Yeah. Next morning.

Well, hold on. I just want to make sure when Neo was breastfeeding on that bus because she just hopes to get one more bottle for the night, I was like thinking, I am so glad we are on this journey with her.

watching this program. Yeah. I'm sure a lot of women feel seen. By the way, this little nugget that Jasmine started with saying that essentially Lala's fake or whatnot, we touched on that. We were hoping that it was resolved.

We're hoping for some real kind of drama that might just naturally, organically grow out of the valley. You know, there's lots of weeds here. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it's coming. it's not coming, I don't think.

I don't know that it's coming, but we get to the next morning. Kristen is doing absolutely great. She's well-rested. She didn't have to have sex with Luke, so she's a 10 out of 10. She's getting flapjacks brought to her in bed. I mean, this is heaven. Microwave pancakes, nothing more value than that. You think it was microwave pancakes?

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I recognize it. It looked really good. That's what I serve my kids every day. All right. So can we get to Boulevard Steakhouse? Well, Michelle calls, wait, Michelle calls, her and Zach had one, Oh, they ripped it up at the office. Sorry.

That's so nice to see her and her celebrity, her newfound fame. Yeah. Yeah. She's having a lot of fun. I bet they got recognized. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's go to Boulevard.

You know, I want to say this about this place. I've been there three times. It's expensive as hell. One little secret. Got a great bar. And a lot of high rollers going in there from Sherman Oaks. It's right in the middle of Sherman Oaks. A lot of rich dudes frequent the place.

which means a lot of ladies of the night, a lot of hookers. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, yeah. There's like super hot girls all by themselves, all dolled up if you go in there like after night. Full-blown sex workers. Sex workers, baby.

Oh, well, that's really cool. Maybe LA's not dead. That's really reassuring to hear. But Brittany and Brandon are here. He lives in Paso Robles. Okay, now we know Paso Robles very well. It's a beautiful place when they said he lived three hours away. I thought they were talking about,

I don't know, fucking San Bernardino or something. I initially thought it was San Diego, but yeah, he's north of here. He's north of here. So, Brandon has been told that he needs to charm Zach. Well, before that, though, Dylan, they discuss, and this was interesting there, I think that this was kind of mapped out intentionally. They discuss separation dates when they're... Oh, that's correct, yes. Sometimes don't put it past Brittany.

She's been on television for a long time. They start discussing their, when they got separated from their current... Oh, my God, no way. And if I was doing the math, as I was, I believe there was potentially a little crossover on both their parts. Well, the baby mama is not happy with Brittany. She doesn't like her for maybe cheating or maybe not, but she doesn't like her. That's stressful.

Brandon says that he and Zach are going to be best friends and not to worry about it. Now, Brittany has stated in episodes past that she acknowledges that she thinks they're moving a little bit too fast, all right? But when somebody brings out a sparkler shoved crudely into a ball of ice cream, whatever the fuck it was shoved it to? How could you say no? He asks her to be his girlfriend

and she uncomfortably, reluctantly says, okay. So now, Cruz officially has a new man in his life. Oh, God. Hi, Daddy. Let me ask you this, how you feel about this, though. Any girls... Maybe not. Maybe she doesn't. doesn't bring him around Cruz. I hope not. Any girls that I ever dated in the past, I never put

them, I don't think it's a guy thing. Hey, uh, you know, I got a buddy. He's a little judgmental. You're going to meet him tonight. That was never a thing except for one dude. Uh, and I think he still question his sexuality. But, um, he was a little bitchy. Yeah. And he'd be a little judgey with the girls that I'd bring around. Yeah. And I didn't talk to him for a while one time because he was being a kind of a dick to one of my girlfriends. Yeah. But anyway, but I have dated a lot of girls where they're like, hey, this is my friend, so-and-so, Jacqueline, Chrissy, whatever, and you're going to meet her.

And, you know, and I, you kind of need to impress her. And I'd always think, like, you know what I mean? Like, I, I'm not auditioning for, I'm not auditioning tonight. Let's be ourselves. Hopefully everybody gets along. I'm not putting on a show here. Why wouldn't we get along? We're normal people.

Mm-hmm. I'm going to love her. So, um, we get to the housewarming. This is the big event for this episode. Uh, the theme is a new frontier. Can I say something about Santa Clarita? They should,

the entire municipality should sue Bravo. I think so, for, okay, so when everyone, this is, this is libelous and defamatory. Okay. First of,

this episode. Okay. So there's fake editing. I looked at the freeways that they were filming as everyone's driving over. Everything in L.A. from where we live is 30 minutes. If you want to get West Hollywood from where Dylan and I sit, it's 30 minutes. 38 right now. All right, there you go.

If you want to get to Santa Clarita, it's probably 30 or 40 minutes from where we sit. Not right now. You don't think so? No, I'll look it up. Do it. Okay. So my point is they done them dirty. They did them dirty.

Don't get me wrong. There's no fucking way I'd ever live there. No, no. But you know who would? Zach. It's going to take 58 minutes right now. It would take an hour to get there? All right, fair enough.

But all these people that say, by the way, Zach, you want to live in a shithole with an air conditioning unit out the side of your fucking window for the rest of your life? Yeah. Enjoy, pal. Right. Right. Right, right. Because you're probably paying what half his mortgage is out there.

Yeah. And then you can drive to West Hollywood on Friday and say. Saturday. Yeah, they probably, they probably pay the same. One is a mortgage, one is a rent. So I understand that. But it is, like we said, disgusting, radioactive. It looks like Mars.

It looks like Mars, but worse. It looks like the Truman Show was filmed on Mars. That's what Santa Clarito looks like. He had a great view, though. What? Out of his backyard. I thought so. At nighttime, I bet that's really pretty.

Okay. A lot of fencing. A lot of metal fencing. Also, you're really too close to your neighbors. Too close to your neighbors. Their backyard is like, you know how the windows in Vegas don't open? Yes. That's what the vibe of his backyard.

Well, those, they don't open, you know, for obvious reasons. Oh, yeah. Suicide. Mm-hmm. Yeah. All right. So Danny is doing a southern accent. He's really feeling himself.

It's tough to bear witness to, I have to say. Now, the gang talks about... Sorry. Do we get there yet? Where? To the house? I mean, Danny's there. He's prepping.

Oh, sorry, I was going to talk about Brittany's outfit. Oh, we're not there yet. Okay, fine. So the gang all gets in various cars. And they talk about traveling to Santa Clarita. Nobody is happy. This is never going to happen again. And Zach is bringing dysentery pills.

There's nothing more cringe-inducing than Zach trying to be funny. Now, we're all gossiping in the car, and Brandon is getting in the mix. And Lala tracks it immediately. What are you doing getting involved in this shit, huh? I mean, volunteering information, okay? It's not okay. Now, the first people that arrive are Jesse and Lacey. Now, we've issued our apology, although we didn't know that she was...

We didn't know the back story. We didn't know that she was Buffalo built. I had no idea. And we, she's my favorite person on the show. You can't go through life speaking the way that we do. And take a pause to wonder if somebody you're speaking of has been brutally kidnapped and thrown in a dungeon for years. Okay.

That's just not a very common thing to have happened to people. So it would bog us down is what I'm saying. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission. That's right. I'm like, you know, that branded guy, he's a real fucking asshole. Imagine if I had to say like, well, hold on a second. I mean, if he wasn't thrown in a van and brutally stuff to, yeah. Hey, on a lighter note, Dylan.

Let's talk about Britney's outfit. Yeah, yeah. Is Caddy Patty Patty's here? Oh, Caddy Patty's here. Yeah. You know, I have something to say about her outfit, but it's less a critique on her outfit and more of a warning. you know, do you remember what she was wearing, Dale? I don't.

Oh, a little bit too. It's kind of like if you got an Airbnb in Colorado, there would be like a dead animal on the ground. Yeah, that's right. Whatever she's wearing, she shouldn't wear it near a slaughterhouse because they'll try and put her on a hook. Oh, shit. Cady Patty, Patty, out.

Oh, my God. What do you think of that outro? I like when you say buy better. Oh, okay. Anyway, Swartz, I'm going to give him some shit. Swartz arrives starts making fun of how shitty Santa Clarita is. Hey, Swartz. Well, they can't see the glow of a wiener snitzel sign, but, you know.

Hey. Hey, how are you guys doing? Hey. Hey. Hey. They also can't get that wonderful waft of fried hot dog dough, whatever the fuck are in those fried. Hey, guys. Hey, hey, but we all can't live in pari dough.

you piece of shit. All right. So Kristen says they can't get two-day Amazon delivery in Santa Clarita. They actually get it faster. Their neighbor is an Amazon warehouse. So Brandon and Zach me for the first time. Brandon seems diff. Oh, we got to talk now?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He brings him a shot, which is like, I don't know. I guess I'm okay with it. But it's kind of, I thought he did well here. I thought he did too. They made it in the trailer that he was going to be a complete douchebag. His duchery is more as a shitster and less of a more willing to just kind of go along to get along. Right.

So we'll get to that. But first, Luke asks Danny to come chat. And Nia goes up to breastfeed the baby for the 17th time that day. And Danny, who's been drinking mocktails evidently goes, there's my beautiful baby just going upstairs and nursing them kids. If I was, Nina, if I was. When is he going to stop doing this? If I was NIA, I wouldn't, I would be, I wouldn't commit homicide, but it would pop into my head. Kind of like an OCD thing.

I would start to have visions. Here's the thing. If they have life insurance, she may be one of these spouses. I mean, we've all had it, which is. Five kids. That's a big policy. Oh, yeah. And you're kind of like, I wouldn't want my spouse to die today in a car accident, but I'd feel really bad.

I'd feel really bad. But I know that he would be happy. In a better place. in a better place because we would be taken care of. And I would be too. Mm-hmm. Because I wouldn't have to listen to him talk. So Luke broker's a treaty, and Danny is absolutely disgusted.

He says, listen, man, come on. If I was your friend, I would never ask you to do this. And I'm going to have to fucking think about it, okay? Because I don't know if I want that kind of negativity in my life. Cut to next week. Sit at the cigar party. I mean, you have to film, little Danny. You have to film.

I would do this though if I'm Danny. Fucking ice them out. Nia ain't going nowhere. Yeah, Nia's in full ice mode. I would go, I'm not filming with Jason and Janet. I don't, nah, I'm not feeling it yet. I still need more time. We just planned a trip.

Let's go up to Solvin and do wine tasting again. Yeah. That's what I would do. We have a trip and we're not inviting them. I would prolong this and torture them. Well, we get to this really insane moment where Jasmine tells Lacey that Jesse she goes, hey, I was accusing your boyfriend the other night of being a disingenuous showman. Jasmine is like, she's just trying to be on the show.

Yeah. You know, but in a really bizarre way. Now, even more bizarre is Brandon, who overhears this and starts to spill tea on other cast members to Jasmine. It's unbelievable. I think Brittany's even like. Oh, she says it kind of like, you can't do that, Brandon. This is where we, um, we go into our brosphere once again, our bro potosphere. And we go, what happened to men?

What happened? I mean, think of the men on this cast. We've got Danny. We've got Luke. We've got Jason. We've got Jesse. We've got Brandon. And Zach, technically.

Though, he gets invited to. girls night. So it's a little bit different. But yeah, it's just a sad sight. Brandon, I think, is extremely unaware that he's crossing some lines here, which is the most hilarious part because when Brittany will probably try and explain to him later on, like, what are you doing? I think he's kind of having fun because he's attracted to a lot of the girls, too. So he's having fun. He thinks he's just like having fun here. He's going to cheat on me. You can see the infidelity from a mile away. Well, I don't want to spoil it for everybody. but I assume a lot of our listeners probably follow the social meets.

I don't think him and Brittany, yeah. Oh, they're not together? No. Oh, geez. Well, get in the comments. Let us know how hurt you are by that. How big of a loss that is to you and yours. And remember, Summerhouse is at patreon.com slash another podcast network along with Rhode Island.

We love you much. I'm Dylan saying goodbye. Pat, say goodbye. Bye, guys.