Kill James Bond! - A Kiss in the Corner | Below Deck Sailing Yacht S4 E14

Episode Date: June 28, 2023

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And she has no issue with just walking in and laying in the same bed. Laying in the same bed. How are you not like, I get like, sisters being close and all, but they're fucking each other. It's like odd. I had a problem with this. I, again, I love sisterly love and closeness and we can have a good laugh about this later, but I, this is I get out of here. Welcome aboard. What is it? It's another brand spanky new episode. Sorry that that was rhetorical. I'm sorry. I'm Dylan settle up next to one Patrick. Permission to come aboard.

Patrick's very fatigued by me now. No I'm not. Well I've been bitching about a caolin for forever. I was like, oh you fucked the board up and it's like I can't stand that. It's comedic podcast banter. You gotta always shit on someone. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like the Howard Sternway. He's our Bubba Booey.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like I said, in 90 day fiance, it takes a lot of courage to make fun of other people. So speaking of public service announcement, go over to bad TV, bad TV. Flavor Flav is there. I can't even two. Oh my gosh, can I wait to talk about Flavor Flav?

The answer is no. Sorry, that was rhetorical. But so go over there, listen to 90 day Flavor Flav, join us on Patreon for, add free episodes, uncensored episodes, additional content for me and Pat. And Ruby. And Ruby were doing Vanderpump season one with her Stasi, Schroeder. What a cunt.

Yeah, yeah. She was pretty camera ready. Did you know her family was on the amazing race? Did not. Didn't know anything about Stasi. Still dumb. I see her on a weekly basis at our kids dance class. Yeah.

She's ready to pop with that kid. Oh, cool. All right, well, we gotta turn our sights, set our sales, don't we Patrick? Yes, we do. To below deck, episode one. Oh, iTunes ratings reviews, YouTube, socials, all that, go there.

Mm. You know, Dylan, I don't want to be a negative Nancy. And maybe the audience doesn't feel the way I do. And I also don't want to be a broken record or a negative son of a bitch. But I'm struggling with this two episode, a weak thing. I don't even think, even if I was just a, just a, I feel targeted right now.

You feel targeted. Yeah. But like I'm attacking you? Yeah, by what you just said. What do you mean how you don't want to be a negative center of the bitch I feel as though it was targeted well Dylan your natural state is generally a little bit of a surface level irritation no no no no no no no no no no I have a sort of beautiful child like naive today and a whimsy it's just that this show sometimes

does abusive things to us and And I think putting out two episodes on a Monday is nothing short of abuse, but go ahead. So I agree with you. I just, I don't think that's the way that this show should be fed to the masses. I think it's once a week. And then we tune in on Monday and we have fun. I don't think we need two hours of television. You know, yeah, but think about it. Like if you went out, if you, if we did a gallop poll about this very specific issue that we're going through, you go up to somebody

and you go, hey, would you watch an hour of a bunch of alcoholic runaways, spilling drinks on the wealthy? And they'd be like, I don't know about an hour, maybe like 45 minutes, okay. Would you watch two hours of it? Absolutely not. Absolutely. Well Dylan, as you aptly pointed out,

that take too long to get there. Absolutely not. You pointed out like six months ago when the wave of water came out, James Cameron's sequel to the blog, Buster Film Outtalk. Took 45 years to make. It took 45 years to make, It took 45 years to make.

And it's as long as a night on Monday of watching Below Deck. You took 45 years to do it. These sea rats, they cobbled together one of these episodes. I don't know, like a week. And let me tell you something else, Bonnie is not saving it.

All right, blackout Bonnie. That's her name. Blackout Bonnie. She was a welcome presence in this. Derri say, three year absence of seeing your own blood sister. And this is how you want to spend it. Half blackout drunk Bonnie. Yeah.

They talk, they talk all the time. Oh, they do. Yeah. Okay, so it's more just seeing each other. And sorry to the audience for any of the crackles. Mm-hmm. And that makes... Okay, so it's more just see each and there's a lot of audience for any of the crackles. And that makes it sad.

Kaylen broke our board. Well, anyway, you want to get in the episode? I'd love to. Yeah, we're going to have to this. I thought you were going to do, I thought you were getting into pots. That's why I was letting it run. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. No, no, no, no, no.

Opportunity squandered. I don't get to give my thoughts. Why I want to go, no, no. Opportunity squandered. I don't get to give my thoughts. Why I want to go. Oh, okay, go ahead. I'm not, I'm not really composed yet. You want me to go? Yeah, probably. Okay, the only thing that's redeemable about this show,

and it's something that I don't even like, per se, is just what a slimy searat Gary has actually done. Oh my God. I always knew he was a womanizer and we know he's an alcoholic and a red face drunk. But the fact that he is just this slimy, let me tell you something Gary. Yeah. Let's start talking. You're a pretty slimy searat.

Yeah. You're that type of slimy searat. They don't even make poison, rat poison for you. That's how new and a sl a predator you are, sir. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You are disgusting. I hope Colin is now watching these episodes and realizing, even when he says things like Gary

will always be a friend. I hope he says, but not now. Because you are gross. Fulmy wants shame on Colin. Fulmy tries shame on Colin. 50 knots. All right, so I love that you said that because it's in this episode where any tether I had to

Gary and or Daisy, let's not forget the Daisy Hath revealed herself to be a complete and total slime ball. It sounds like we're on vinyl. Yeah, it is. It's like analog. Yeah, that's special. That could be cool or probably super annoying. Anyway, let's also we're sitting next to each other tonight. It could be that the cables are crossing. It's very odd. So any tether that I have today'sy intergary, half-ben severed. You no longer like her? No way.

Here's the great thing about reality TV. Next season, she steps up. I could fall back in love with her. Oh, of course. The friendly stew that I mean, look at Chase. That's the other, that's other like main takeaway I have from these two. Oh, I love this too.

Chase has gone from yuck yuck gross gross. Don't talk about drinking out of women's breasts to, sorry, lucky, just the best. And I will say the underlings are all fantastic. Alex Mads chase lucky and Alicia. Alicia's not an underling, but she's a rookie. They're all fantastic. They're saving this season,

because Gary, Daisy, and Colin are really trying to torpedo it. It's a little bit like Pearl Harbor. Yeah. Yeah, except it's, yeah, I guess it's torpedoes. Yeah, they can just point in and say, flew in there and... Well, it's also not a tragedy that FDR knew about, you know what I mean?

Hmm. Well, they awoken the a tragedy that FDR knew about you know what I mean? Well they awoken the sleeping giant didn't they yeah? He's like I'm not getting out of my chair for this let him do it No, man. I don't let you engage in politics But everyone that was affected by this is dead. So I'm gonna give you a pass right now. Yeah. Yeah. It's conspiratorial Thanks man. I appreciate it. You ever see Pearl Harbor? Five minutes of it. I was like, this is garbage.

Ben Affleck said it. Cuba getting junior is quite a heroic moment. Yeah, he works in the kitchen, right? I don't know, he's on a tour at one point, shooting at the, the Japanese perpetrators of Pearl Harbor, NFDR. He's on a turret at one point shooting at the The Japanese perpetrators of Pearl Harbor and after you I'm kidding

But yeah, no what me and Gary and Daisy right now. It's kind of like them What's that Sylvester Stallone movie where the woman falls off the mountain in the very big? Cliff hanger. Yeah, that's what it's like. Goodbye. You know Sylvester Stallone movie where the woman falls off the mountain in the very beginning. Cliff Hanger. Yeah. That's what it's like. Good bye. You know. Credits are rolling now, you know what I mean?

All right, so we begin this episode with Daisy. An odd pickup for an episode, almost like they shouldn't be doing this at a tip meeting. Yeah. A tip meeting wherein Daisy has said, the reason why that man sat there bleeding for 15 minutes is because the walkie talkies don't work. And I love Glenn's move here. He's like, all right.

And we'll test him. And test them they do. This whole beginning part of the episode is Daisy just getting her teeth kicked in because of this lie. It is an unbecoming of a person with real character. Daisy, you are pathetic.

And that was such a pathetic excuse. You should know better. Daisy, the guy was bleeding for 15 minutes and you were snacking and talking about what a drunk Bonnie was. It's not a big deal. Just own it now That I'm a broken record and forgive all patty for repeating my fucking self. I'm a repeating piece of shit This is what happens eating piece of shit is what happens when you allow a sea rat three seasons on Bravo Yeah, they fucking have an ego and they get lazy, okay?

She was too excited about blackout Pawnee showing up to listen to her goddamn radio. She heard them calling, but she's like, oh, she don't know. How they gonna fire me? I'm like a mean cast member now, they'll, it's Bravo, honey. They will fire you in a hotnet.

Bravo, honey. So calling it the worst part about this is that she turns this into an attack on her. And it's like, honey. So Bonnie arrives, Daisy catches her up on the entire love. Hold on, Colin checks in on Daisy, because she so upset that this entire exercise was just to break her balls,

and the crew made much fun of it, and it was well deserved, you totally deserved to look like an asshole. And that's when Colin, when she's at her lowest moment, and I want Daisy to remember. Fans chime in, I feel as though I covered most of that. No, you didn't where he goes in and he comforts her as she cries. And she says, and I quote, it feels like when you're doing your best,

it's just not good enough, which is patently insane. It's like how Michael Jordan felt about going up against me a ham. I want to remind Daisy, Jay-Z, do you know who didn't check on you at your lowest moment? That was the kissing bandit. It was our resident sex out of here. It was Colin. You and Bonnie, Black O'Bonnie, was interested in getting to know Black O'Bonnie because. Should we just call her Bob? Let's call her Bob.

Bob and you are one in the same. I don't know what your upbringing's were, but it couldn't have been good. Absolutely not. Obviously you're both sea rats. But just a broken moral compass, you got a guy that's India, that's Karen for you, and you're having fun with all the attention of the sex addict.

I don't think Bob's camera ready. I don't think Bob would be a good fit for a below deck. Oh, she'd be a wonderful fit. No, I think it'd be too, I think she'd get fired. Or like, we would be like, oh gosh, that's, I don't know. Maybe not, maybe I misspoke. She ordered 20 shots of tequila when she sat down at the table. I know she was joking, but she also kind of wasn't joking.

Telling. Fucking sea rock. I know, but there are drunks and there's Bob. Okay. So we break down the entire parallelogram of the season, and that is when Bob tells Daisy that Gary and her would be great together. And she couldn't be more right.

Daisy and Gary deserve each other. They really do. So we had to, our to Demica or whatever. Bonnie orders said 20 shots of tequila and jokes. I haven't blacked out in ages except for the other night. LOL, Bonnie. LOL. We talk about Chase taking quite a bit of shit this season,

but that's when he delivers that line, like I'm dependable of a huge penis. I don't know what's going on. He's like, this guy is, he's just a good guy. And Chase is, I mean, I'll just go ahead and say it. I think he's the hottest guy in the boat. Chase? Yeah. He has got a nice body and as you pointed out,

a kickstand for a cock. And, well, I mean, I pointed out that he said that he has a kickstand. I didn't point out that he has a kickstand. Right. And he said, I wouldn't know that. He could be lying and just be a big fan of the book, the secret, you know, if you go to his bedroom,

there's just like a picture of like long dog silver's cock. And then he's got the number 10. Well, you know the secret works. I mean, you and I both wanted to sprout an inch for the podcast and worked. Took a trip to a book star. Cover to cover, thought about it a little bit, and that will you end.

What a dumb fucking book. Well, I've never read it, I shouldn't say. I read it, it does help, because you gotta visualize what you where you wanna be to, you know, you gotta get there. That's the trick. You gotta say, I want a house and this is what I want it to look like.

Yeah. You don't know where you're going. I know, forgive me for thinking that that's, um, saying that's the easy part of it is an understatement. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the secret basically tells people to have delusions of grandeur, which I feel like is that reasonable?

Do people need help with that? I don't know. I think they do. Dylan, when I first moved out to Los Angeles and was in failed musician, I was like a leaf that just left it, fell off a branch and just floating in the air. I sign up for a temp agency. Who does that to make life choices? We'll get back to the show soon.

This is the result. Before I know it, I'm working at a life insurance company. I never aspired to that. Well, you know, floating leaf. You were floating leaf. You had too many things you could do. You didn't know what to do. You need to fix the volatile.

And that's exactly what the secret lets people do. It also allows people to get taller and dicks to be bigger evidently. You said he read the secret. I think he read the secret. Okay. Hey, I want to apologize to you and everybody listening. be bigger evidently. You said he read the secret. I think he read the secret. Okay. Hey, I want to apologize to you and everybody listening. Do you accept it?

Me? Yeah. Okay. So. By the way, the only failure chase, I don't know if he has the Ick on him, this man cannot get laid for it to save his God damn life. You got black out Barney here, and you can't even make this happen with blackout Barney.

The reason why he's not getting any action is because he doesn't have sea red vibes. He needs sea red vibes, and he's not like, it's not cool, but it's down. And I know that he's down, but he's not cool. So what he needs to do is shut up and then just make out with her. Smoke, like, pick up smoking and just kind of sit back a little bit. You know what I mean?

That's the elixir of the Seerad. So Bonnie, polls. It's Daisy, Bonnie, and I think Alicia's stuck in this extremely boring conversation. I didn't think it was extremely boring at all. I thought that it was very, very telling. Bonnie starts to say that she asks if they were on a deserted island. And I think Daisy says we would fuck each other. Then goes on to say,

to Gary, that I've always said that things are complicated between us. And it's this thing where I'll talk about it with the kiss. Her hands are blood red. I mean, she is so a part of this shit too. And she kind of stuffs it out in the next episode, but she's so complicit in all of the bullshit that's been going on with her. And she welcomes it.

Of course she welcomes it. And when she says, I've always said that this is complicated, you've categorically said that while saying the exact opposite. You've categorically gone to Colin and said, you are the only person. So which one is it?

Is it messy or is it very, very complicated? This is, and she uses it as this curve ball of, of catchalls where she's like, of course, I was saying that I was seeing Gary. You guys are both in my head. It's complicated. You're the only person I love and Collins, like, what is going on? Are you speaking English? Can I tell you, and this was proof with my wife

when we first started dating. We were together like six months. Her ex is a con man named Johnny who was basically part of the entourage and Mark Wahlberg, new him, total slime ball. Calm Johnny, wringo. Yeah, Johnny wringo. Anyway, he was really into my wife.

He, my wife had had enough of him because he'd go to Vegas with like a party bus full of girls. And she basically was like, we're done. Six months later, she meets me. We fall in love. Anyway, he keeps calling her. And I'm like, all right, this is a test. What is my wife going to do when Johnny calls her?

Sure. And what she said, and I was, I'm kind of was controlling dick a little bit in the early relationship. I'm like, I want to listen. And she said, I'm with someone that I really care about and I'm in a relationship, do not call me anymore and I'm blocking your number. That's what mature people do when you're in a mature relationship.

And listen, Pat was a little bit of a controlling dick but to be fair to him, you didn't know Sheree. I didn't, well, you're still getting to know someone. You're investing your time in somebody. Well, I want to talk about a fucking ring. I'm like, you better get rid of this guy. I want to listen to talk. I need to hear Johnny Ringo talk before you can get it ring. Anyway, she did that. Daisy does not do this. Daisy. A player broken moral compass. How dare dare you Daisy? I'm not equating Daisy to sandable at all, but Daisy loves the on-stage at Bravo Con moment where he sees Ariana and Raquel flanking Andy Cohen.

Yes, she loves the site likes that she is in. She's on the stage singing St. Elmo's Fire um, forget that artist and there's a saxophone is next to her and she's staring down and giving a call and, yeah, and it's getting her the hell off. Yeah. Right. John Parr was the artist. St. Elmo's fire. One of, I think I can say one of the worst movies ever made.

It is absolutely a horrible piece of shit. How anybody has any affection for that. Nostalgia for nostalgia is so fucking overrated. Nostalgia for it. Nostalgia is so fucking overrated. Nostalgia needs to be left as nostalgia. If you have nostalgia for something, do not reengage with it, because it will be ruined. Yeah, and Quintellin me goonies is an amazing film that you were, I don't know, six when you saw it. It's this piece of shit too.

Don't watch it again. If you love it, don't watch it. Except that goonies is the, that people love that movie. It's, but they shouldn't. It's this piece of shit too. Don't watch it again. If you love it, don't watch it. Except that Goonies is in there. That people love that movie. It's, but they shouldn't. It's horrible. Okay. So a lot of fun in the cabs.

We get some three-way kisses. And then we... Oh, well, that's a big moment. Okay. So lucky. Lucky, you know I love you. But that was evil of you to do that to Chase. Now, I know you didn't like the whole big old titties

taking a tequila shot. What do you mean? It was evil. She's done it a thousand times? Lucky orchestrated the kiss between black out Bonnie and Alex. Oh no, I don't think so at all. She took pride in it. She mentions it later the next morning. She had a good laugh about it. She loved ruining Chase's night. She loved that Chase's night got ruined. I don't think that she was an architect of it though. Lucky is my favorite. I love Lucky. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, uh, Bravo, we're done. I got an email from our Bravo person today saying there's no more interviews with cast. Uh, they're done for that. That's fine. We'll reach out to them. You don't need to be a part of it. Yeah. I'm so excited to have guests interviews coming up. Now that we're done with Bravo. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

is coming up now that we're done with Bravo. But they'll rope us back. Of course they will. We want to host a panel at BravoCon. And if you can make that happen, we'll behave ourselves. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. All right.

So Chase does get shot down by Bonnie. Which hurts. Yes. That's hurtful. Because this is now the fifth or sixth woman who shot him down. And he's just sitting here thinking, you know, do I need to reread the secret? Yes. You know, poor guy.

Yeah. Poor guy. Yeah. I don't know what advice to give him aside, except to read the secret. Pick up smoking, start smoking. Because you can get out there and you can fucking, I got my face if it's already a smoker, but you can get out there,

it kind of makes it up with people, you know. Maybe you could get in a time machine and like push his dad in front of a car when he was six years old. I'm not excited to see where this goes. Well, no, it's just, he needs to be more broken. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's not fitting in with the broken sea rats. Right, right, right. Maybe his dad was gonna like walk into an A meeting and then Chase is in that time machine. He comes back, he's like, Hey, Al, why don't you and I go hit a bar and then Chase's dad turns into an alcoholic. Alcoholic ruins the entire family.

And then Chase, of course, the trajectory is, he ends up on one of these boats, but now he's more of a broken sea rat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he has sex with everybody. He runs the fucking tape. Well, what happens to the chase that pushed the dad in front of the train? All right, who I was a car. Well, I was giving two scenarios.

Yeah, no, I know, but you split time. There's a lot of time continuous going on here. There's multiple chases that you know up on the boat is is the chase that killed the father now going back to his universe just Living off of that he made a different version of himself better because it would take a powerful man to be satiated by that alone This episode is brought to you by Missouri. It's on your Your favorite fine jewelry brand, Missouri, is hosting its biggest sale all year. Take 20% off everything. Yes, everything. When you spend $150 or more in store and online, only until November 27th.

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There's wrestling, there's drinks. And they do it in a corner, the galley. Now to be fair, too daisy. He pushes her into a corner at 100%. Yes, now, but I will say she has a full on smile on her face and I understand their friends, so this is uncomfortable. But I think a slap in the face is in order here. Okay, so this is, I would say 60, 40, maybe 70, 30,

because yes, he does push her into the corner. It's the hand. The hand that she puts on his face is so exactly the opposite of a slap it's It's a tendrolled three or four fingers Gently tickling the jawline of the person trying to kiss you. It's so she enjoys it. It's such a beautiful hand placement if done and some kind of Jane Austen novel, you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, it's like Clark Gabel and I, whoever the hell it was, like, you know, she could slap him in the face at this point, but it means that she's, it really means she's really into him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My point is she was not giving him the vibe that this was absolutely wrong. She was giving him the vibe that,

it's kind of hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't it cool? We're kind of sneaking around, but you're not. We're all watching it. Yeah. He's like, he's like, carry Grant and she's like, Audrey Hepburn. He's like, I know I've changed my name four times,

but I promise, kid. I'm trying to keep you safe. And she like hits him in. She's like, but I just don't know. He's like, he's a kid, you know? Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Hey, can I do a lot of meanwhiles? Yeah, of course. Meanwhile, Gary grabs onto Mads.

He basically fucks her on the bar, but he waits for that. Then he finds a guest cabin. They end up banging blackout. Bonnie is drunk. They relocate her ass. Chase makes adjustments so that Colin and Daisy can bang in their cabin. But they forego that to go bang in a separate guest cabin.

And Lucy and Alex take selfies. What a waste of time, Alex and Lucy, you two were meant for each other. You two should make out. 100% I don't know why, you know, meant for each other. You two should make out. A hundred percent. I don't know why Chase and Lucky are both confused the fuck I'm gonna be, why they're not getting any action.

They're the two best people in the boat. Alex is a little too guarded. I think he's seen me. No, I mean, Chase and... Oh, you're right. Oh, well, I can see how Alex could make out with Lucky too. Right. Yeah.

I think, I mean, she's tried to kiss him numerous times so she's probably okay with it. Right. Now, we're going to get to chase, I guess, in this episode. Bob is flanked, by Mads Gary, Colin and Daisy. Is the next episode the next day? It is the next day fucking what's her face takes off. Bob. All right. All right. All right. Well, let's get to the next day fucking what's her face takes off Bob all right all body all right Well, let's get to the next day. Okay next morning now all right So Colin and Taz you're still banging and Bonnie. I hate this by the way This is so fucking weird and annoying to me. They're pounding away at each other And she has no issue with just walking in and laying in the same bed. Laying in the same bed.

How are you not like, I get like, sisters being close and all, but they're fucking each other. It's like odd. I had a problem with this. I, again, I love sisterly love and closeness and we can have a good laugh about this later, but I this is weird to me. Get out of here.

Collins like, hey, Bob, could you not touch my balls or he tells Daisy that she's like, she's throwing a fucking hand over and Daisy's like, oh, Bonnie. Bonnie. And Collins like, no, no, that's not okay. And Daisy's like, I know, I'll have a chat to her. This is what I'm saying. Bob's not camera ready. You don't think so?

No, I don't think so. Well, we'll see. I bet she's going to be on a season. Anyway, she's like, all right. So she, she departs. Daisy says, stop taking shots. She says, I'll never stop taking shots. I'll say again, LOL, Bonnie. LOL. I mean, she is a real drunk.

A big tight drunk. That is a broken person. Oh my God. Sorry, Bonnie. We don't know you, but. Kind of feel like I do. Drunk. I'm not drunk. Oh my god. Sorry, Bonnie. We don't know you but

Kind of feel like I do You're a bar goil No, yes No bar going Look at her. I think she's just made out with four guys and she's playing. She's playing bar poker. She's by herself. She's drinking a lot. And a lot of pain.

That's probably why she's here. Oh my god. She got shot off. She got shot off. It won't serve her. Sad woman. Yeah, that's Bonnie. She's just what I'm saying. I don't think she's caring we're ready, dude. All right.

All right. So yeah, so we're getting Colin catch up. Then Lucy reveals she enjoyed ruining Chase's night. And then we get to the Proud Fred shape Meeting and Kalen producer Kalen's not here. Let's just call me. Yeah, yeah, see See he picks up he what he will because he might think we're oh you calling from your phone Yeah, he might think we're working tomorrow. Oh, yeah, yeah, I could have

from your phone. By calling me, I think we're working tomorrow. Oh, yeah, yeah, I could have fed him into this, but he knows he has been on any good up here. Yeah, he's apparently he's with one of his, they're in bed by now. His children. His birthday is over. Yeah. Your call has been forwarded. I'll leave my message. Okay. Message to the sound 8184. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, well, three, four. Oh shit. Oh, shit. Yeah. Yeah, I'll text them. Some tells me that voicemail box was gonna be full.

That's not a con-nunation. I know lots of people whose voicemails are full, but. Here's the one thing that I've taken from this preference sheet meeting, which I absolutely did not pay attention to. So, the primary is a guy named Brian. He's a gay guy from West Hollywood, very successful. And I've started to learn that it is the birthright

of gay guys that are successful in West Hollywood that they just need to be on below that. So, I think his partner... Except not, because there are like thousands and thousands and thousands of wealthy gay guys in West Hollywood. Right. But so yeah, there's a big pull.

So it would take like a thousand seasons to get through every one of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, all right, all right. Okay. But I don't doubt that they'd all have a pretty good time of the year. 100%. Well, his partner, I believe, is Rob. And so the whole preference sheet had basically set up this concept because Brian's preference

sheet was three fucking pages long. They set up Brian to be a real piece of shit in the preference sheet meeting and I got to tell you, he was not. Absolutely not. He was a completely lovely person perhaps. He found, thought it was a good idea. Just lay out your likes and dislikes in that said preference sheet meeting to make sure to make the best potential that you'd have a nice vacation.

Well, you set the bar and you see where they go. And you see where they go. Do they meet it? Do they soar over it? Do they trip and fall before even getting to the jump part? But I love what he did because we've talked about it all the time. We're going on a expensive vacation.

Do these things. Three pages seems reasonable. Yeah, do these things. And thank God for Alicia. Yes, and she did. And there was a lot of multiple 10 course meals, but that's, you know, that you asked for it. So it's fine.

Brian and Rob are gonna be on the podcast this week. We're not listening to Bravo anymore. And they're not C-Rats, so we actually will speak to them. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, it's fun not being with Bravo anymore because I know we can just talk to whoever. Mm-hmm. A lot more charter guests interviews coming up.

Mm-hmm. Because they actually tell us what was going on. Oh, I'm going to ask them how much they actually paid for the trip. And I'm not going to take any bullshit. Like, how much did you actually pay Brian? Yeah. I need to know because I'm pretty sure they are not making people pay for these trips. Yeah, but also, I don't know, he may be hiding it for tax purposes, you know. Not a good idea.

All right, so yeah, there's a lot of meanwhiles here at SeaWare at WorkWistland while we work and some more rubbing on Daisy from Gary. While Chase and Alex do all of the responsibilities assigned to the deck team. Again, they are, the, the, the, the, the ballet is not working. The rope has been caught. I can't hold on to them anymore. They're falling to their reality TV show death.

Mm-hmm. And I'm like, no. No. What's that movie about? Does he go on to climb more? their reality TV show death. Mm-hmm. And I'm like, no! What's that movie about? Does he go on to climb more? You talking about Cliff Hanger? Yeah. Yeah, he has a renewed love for climbing. And can I, does the climactic moment

of the movie resemble the first traumatic moment that he went through? No, no. But keep in mind that wasn't his wife or girlfriend. That was his buddy's girlfriend that died in that fall. Oh, so it's not a big deal. Nah, he didn't know her. He tried, you know, she felt, what are you gonna do, man?

She was an experienced climber. Yeah. It's like the beginning of Everest with Chris O'Donnell, yeah, him and his sister, they watched their dad die when they're young. But eventually they make it up Everest. You know they leave out many people that climb Mount Everest and die,

their bodies are left up there. It's too dangerous to recover. Yeah, I talked to a guy who's seen one. Really a dead body. Yeah. How long's it been there? A while I think actually, it's been a couple of years. It's right at the top when, you know, those pictures where they show, uh, Everest is overcrowded and there's that one narrow walkway

that you get up to the top and you're like, how are there so many fucking people? It looks like fucking Disneyland, but it's the highest point on planet Earth. Wow. There's a dead guy right there. Over on the side, all fucking roped up and black.. Oh man. From the frostbite, black people don't go to the top of the universe. They're smart. It's fucking dumb to do that. Or life changing. All right, so chased with a very chase line, he says, I don't

understand vegetables. And then we move on to a little, I was, I balked at this because the biggest piece of shit request on the preference sheet was that he wanted the tissue paper, or the toilet paper folded in a certain way, and I believe he asked for a boat and a rose or something like that. He got the rose. He kind of got the rose.

It was more of a glob than it was of rose, but you know, we are not at the four seasons. We are on parsnips three. These are not career service people. These are sea rats. You get a glob. I thought I looked pretty good. Like shit. So the guess arrive. The guess arrive and Glenn's a little, when they're walking up, Glenn is like, yeah, it's fucking easy, boys. You can see it on. All right. So rainbow fruit for the rainbow fruits. They have a nice little intro and a really lovely, a really lovely little tree delicious prepared.

Well, they were. I remember it. No, but it was something wrapped. It was a wrapped piece of cheese, but I wish I could remember. I think it was on a skewer. It was sage and cheese. I thought that was delicious looking for a little fried sage and a strong hard cheese to start things up.

That sounds lovely. I need Kiko. I need Kiko. I need Kiko. What would have been much better is if they got brownie bites caught in no semblance of a pattern. And also they taste like shit. That would have been way better. Or how about the Russian spy?

How about nachos? Fuck it. Yeah. Yeah. Also, Yeah. Oh. Also, Norton. Did you serve these to the guests? Yes, Captain Sandy. Yeah, I did.

She's like, what is it? Nachos. No, no, no. This is chips with a can of corn dumped out on top. Nachos. I don't like dicks. All right, we're gonna need to fire you probably. All right, so we move on to sailing.

And we meet the zengi, the zengi, a foe in the ocean. Now Glenn, I would say this is probably the worst hill of the season. You think so? 20 feet, dude. It was 20 degrees, yeah. They look like they were in hell. Yeah. Or are you talking about the people like lucky trapped in her cabin?

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's hell, but for all the richy riches, this is your childhood dream being lived out right before your eyes. Absolutely. Sailing and racing. It's like the America's Cup, man. What?

The America's Cup. What's that? Isn't that the world cup of sailing? No, no, no. I don't get sailing. They seem like they're working their ass off, but I just don't. It seems fun. Yeah. You wouldn't want to be in the cabin below.

Yeah. Or in the kitchen. If somebody said I got a sail, but you want to come out for the weekend, would you do it? Absolutely. Are you a big water guy? No, I'm scared of the water. I think I'd fear that I'll die there. Yeah, but you would do it, huh? I would.

Once in a lifetime experience. You know what I want to get on a goddamn helicopter. A cubby Brian went nuts. Hmm. It's a little more deeper than that, but... Yeah, you know. While the good news about you and the helicopters, you've done nothing to affront the Clintons, so You're probably fine. You know they killed like 20 people. Oh, yeah. Go to Bit Shoot and type in Clinton Body Count.

and type in Clinton body count. You'll have to shift through a couple of videos about how the queen kills kids in the bottom of Buckingham Palace. I know you didn't search for that, but that'll be at the top. But once you scroll past those videos, you'll learn a thing or two. What, they're doing it in there!

He's no the guy. Is that a hurry? What? Oh, is that a hurry? No, I love it. Can I tell you, I love the, I love the royals. I love Harry and Meghan, they're my favorite. I, I love them.

They, they got, I love them because they're, and we'll get back to the show in one second. I just love how they're making a mockery of these big companies behind all of the content. So Spotify and Netflix are like, we'll just chuck millions and millions of dollars at you, but you have to figure out that these people are horrendously boring before you do that. They offer, they can offer no entertainment, not one second. And let's we put Meghan Markle back on suits. That would be massive. Yeah. If they read it that show with Meghan Markle,

it would blow the doors off of the television universe. I'd watch it. I'd watch it. All right, so the sea rats. Boat anchors, water fun, booring. And then Alicia, prep shirt.ps are a bad couple episodes. Oh, yeah, these are bad. Oh, by the way, I don't know who won that goddamn sailing thing.

Well, the, the, the gays even say like, you weren't, we're not so, I haven't bent over like this in a long time. They say that. They say that, yeah, which is, it which is that gay thing. It's like, all right. Are you talking about fucking the ass right now? Rob. But anyways, the, no, no, no, the thing that the guys pick up on is that they were not in a race at all.

Glenn radioed them and they were, he was like, Hey, do you mind if we just sail next year for a sec? We'll call it a race and we'll get a $30,000 tip. So let's prep her 10 course meal. And once again, we've got a really great chef to do so. But first, we have a little conversation with Colin and Gary. Yes. Colin wants to get to the bottom with Gary of what's going on with you and Daisy. What are your feelings like? And Gary says, Hey, I'm happy for you guys. I don't have any feelings for Daisy. And then Colin notes that Gary's a fucking liar. And he's contradicting himself quite a bit. And then he says, you know, I love Gary. I'll always see him as a friend, but as I put it on top of the show, you you don always need to use the- He's trying to fuck your girlfriend.

He's trying to fuck your girlfriend. He's not a friend. He's a scumbag. You can't be friends with a dude that you can't trust around. You goddamn wife or girlfriend, you motherfucker. I don't care if you're a C-rad, and I know the morals are a little bent in that realm,

but who gives a fuck? It gets a- All fair is not fair and war and love. How many times? Well said. Yeah, thank you. and all fair is not fair and war and love. How many times? Yeah, thank you. All right, so let's get to dinner. First course, the Amuse Bouchit is a grape and almond gazpacho.

A very, very tough mouth feel to get right. And I think that she absolutely nails it. Well said. Well said. Stuffed olives are next a very invented dish, a very war with China. What do you think about the size of the portions here? I understand it's a 10-course male Dylan, but these are there's going to be 10 minutes between a literally a bite-sized piece of food. Can I tell you something? Yes. I love the size of the portions.

Okay. I thought they were perfect. Any more questions? That's it. This is a labor of love to stuff olives. Yeah, can you imagine the painstaking difficulty, a paring knife, pitting,

stuffing, battering, frying, it's a beautiful dish. Next up, we've got a beetroot ketchup and squash blossom, stuff for lamb and ricotta. Oh, so was I. So was I.

And this is beautiful branding too. Beetroot ketchup is just a lovely, doesn't that sound delicious? Not really. Okay, a souffle of sorts is up next to... Yeah, that's the filler. To do a suflay in the middle of a 10-course meal is, I mean, it's a poked hauntless level of bravery.

Oh, what a finicky dish. That she knocks it straight out of the park. I mean, imagine the bravery, the courage. That's doing something you're scared to do, doing it anyways. What if that false flat, quite literally, which it did every episode of a sitcom that ever someone was cooking a souffle? The rest of the meal would be absolutely ruined. Now, one of the guys does say, does say, you got the best one. So I think you know, it's tough, but it was sweet potato on aceago. In the middle of this, we get some tantric breathing

from Alex and we hear Gary say, persistence pays off. That line is that guy. That line and that guy are fucking gross. Persistence is harassment to a certain point. Stop doing it. They've said, no, you're gross. Stop waiting on people to be drunk and praying on them. It's fucking gross. That's his playbook. Damn it. But this was the best part of the episode. Because Madd says after Chase digs him a little bit, says actually I was the first person that kissed her.

He says well after you she probably wanted to get the best thing on the boat. Madd says actually fuck bag if I wanted the best thing on the boat and Matt says, ah, actually fuck bag. If I wanted the best thing on the boat, I would go for Alex. And this will send Gary into a spiral that is so unbelievably yummy. I love seeing him in complete chaos and insecurity. We chase this down call on the guy who's woman. He's also trying to bed and says he needs to do some self reflecting to Gary, I'll say, or you could just buy a copy of Treating Sexual Addiction by Kevin

Skinner. Yeah. Yeah. Start there. Was this? I thought this was the end of the episode. It is. That's the end. Oh, that's the end of the episode. He talks to Colin. He runs like a little bitch to cry to Colin. Oh, that's right. Which is gross because you get your, also simultaneously trying to bet his girlfriend. Okay, so what are we gonna do? Are we gonna stop it here? We're gonna stop here. And then you just clicked on the next episode

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